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which 2hu wud u get shitfaced with (in private)

Suika not allowed.

>> No.15324796
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I don't drink alcohol.

>> No.15324822

In private? Reimu. I want her to drunkenly ramble and tell me her stories about incidents.

>> No.15324843
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Reimu. She's usually pretty aloof, so I want to see her inhibitions come off. No lewd shit either, I simply want her to open up.

>> No.15324847

>>15324787
Suika is gonna hunt you down and ram a horn up your ass matador style.

Anyways... I Think Seiga and Yoshika might be fun.

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>>15324787
Yuugi!

>> No.15324850

>>15324843
Reimu is literally mindless, a puppet for her intuition.

>> No.15324858

>>15324850
We'll see. The girl may have something interesting hidden under that cover of duty.

>> No.15324870

Marisa seems like the kind of girl who couldn't handle her liquor for shit

>> No.15324885

I want Satori to get drunk and start crying about how much she despises being hated, and how all she wants is to be loved by someone who isn't a mindless animal.

And then I want to walk out on her and never visit her again.

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>>15324843
>>15324822
It would be an experience for sure. There are so many Touhous it would be nice to get drunk with, but Reimu is a solid choice.

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Kokoro, mainly because I have no clue how the fuck that would end up

>> No.15325669

>>15324787
>Suika not allowed.
No fuck you.

Suika.

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>>15324885
No bullying.

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Yoshika would be fun I think. I feel she'd break into some drunk confessions one on one about her past life. She has a lot on her chest I think from her past she needs/wants to talk about.
If I could do pairs. Hmmm. Koakuma and Patchouli would be amazing together in the library.

>> No.15325814

Alcohol is for low testosterone degenerates. I refuse to put that poison in my body.

>> No.15325853
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Perhaps its just me, but my wager is towards nitori.
Cucumber flavored of course

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parsee would be a cute choice. She would probably complain to me nonstop about everything.

>> No.15325873

>>15325855
Being there to listen is equally as important, don't you agree?

>> No.15325877

>>15324787

you posted her

>>15325814
>>15324796

no need for babydicks to come shit up the thread

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You posted her.

>>15324870
Well, she's confirmed by ZUN as being on the small side, so she would get drunk more quickly than, say, Reimu.
That said, she does drink a lot like most 2hus do, and unlike Youmu she doesn't seem to have a reputation as a bad drunk. That, and she was able to have a 10 spell card duel with Cirno after a night of drinking, so she has to be pretty damn good at handling her liquor, considering her size.

>> No.15326104 [DELETED] 

>>15324787
Aya because it's Aya
Kasodani because I want to train her in the ways of loving.

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Aya because she can handle herself, but isn't too much of a drunk.

I'd also get drunk with Kyouko.

>> No.15326330

>>15325877
But what if druggies are the babies for refusing to accept reality?

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Definitely Kasen. It seems like she's always worried about something, so it'd be nice to see her relax and let her guard down. She might even let slip that she's a___

>> No.15326394

>>15326369
slut?

>> No.15326475

>>15324787
no Onis? Well I suppose it will have to be a Tengu then.

>> No.15326483

>>15325814
we have a winner in the 'spot the Taoist" contest!

>> No.15326498

>>15326475
You still have Yuugi though

>> No.15326517

get shitfaced with tewi and get up to trouble

>> No.15326559
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>>15326369
If there is rum though. Other than that I would bring my netherland friend over and smoke them good stuff till the next morning with anyone who wants to take part of that magical chillin' time.
Bet that Kasen has never heard of anything like that kind of stuff before.

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>>15326517
drinking ALL the alcohol and robbing a gas station to get more afterwards sounds really fun

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>>15326483
Taoists can drink too!

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Kanakp. Drinking with gods is probably a lot like drinking with oni, but with a much lower chance of dying.

>> No.15327467

Mokou. She's the realest nigga

>> No.15331059

>>15325045
thunder burst

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>>15324787
I don't really get shitfaced (I need a fuckton of cheap vodka for that and it's not even fun) but I wouldn't mind drinking with Marisa.

>> No.15332717

me

>> No.15332743

>>15324787
At this point in my life. Anyone.

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>>15326330

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99AjwZaL5QU

>> No.15334794

Now let's flip it around. If you were hosting a party in Gensokyo is there any tuhu(s) you'd hope wouldn't turn up?

>> No.15334947
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>>15334794
Satori (for obvious reasons)
Suika/Yuugi (would potentially ruin it for other guests)
Tenshi (not everything is about you, you little shit, we can still fug later tho)
Kanako (go preach your shit elsewhere)
Byakushit (see above)
I would have some reservations about Yuyuko and Youmu, although primarily because of the latter being a bad drunk, and the former accompanying her almost everywhere and going "ara ara" about anything and everything. I'd also turn down Nue, Mamizou, Seija, Kogasa, and any other known troublemaker.

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Patchouli.

>> No.15335013

>>15334947
You would have BORING Gensokyou parties!

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>> No.15335090

>>15334947
>any other known troublemaker
So you prefer to drink alone, then.

>> No.15335227

>>15335090
Perhaps I should have clarified. Any other known CURRENT troublemakers. I'm fine with past troublemakers such as Remilia and her little entourage of curiosities, since they are unlikely to cause trouble again, or at this particular pissup to be more precise.

On the other hand, there are people like Nue, Kogasa or Seija, who are known to be actively stirring up trouble (for existential reasons). These ones I don't want at my party. Well, one exception maybe. Sagume getting drunk would be hilarious.

>> No.15335358

>>15335227
>Sagume
All she has to do is have a laps in concentration long enough to mutter words to the effect of "I'm so wasted" and she'd have to start drinking all over again.

>> No.15335461

>>15335358
Sagume can't change established facts, man.

>> No.15335477

>>15335090
I PREFER TO BE BY MYSELF

NOW EVERY MORNING JUST BEFORE BREAKFAST
I DON'T WANT NO COFFEE OR TEA
JUST ME AND A GOOD BUDDY WISER

>> No.15335487

I think a drunk Kagerou would be cute. I want to get drunk together and start awooing with her!

>> No.15335568

>>15325045
I'd at least go to the bar with these hus.

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>> No.15336434

>>15334083
>I can't justify my usage of drugs so I'll link bad music
Pro tip: I'm quoting you.

>> No.15336494

>>15325814
Aren't you supposed to be training for UFC, Phil?

>> No.15336499

>>15326559
Weed grows naturally in the mountains.

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Getting drunk with Kyouko at Mystia's stall could be fun. Singing the night away and enjoying some freshly grilled dishes.

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>>15324787
>can't get shitfaced with suika

man I'f I'm going to get shitfaced, its with suika
I guess if not her.... then yuugi

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I'd either die of alcohol poisoning of snoo-snoo, but either way it would be worth it.

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>>15334995

>> No.15338696

>>15336652
I always liked this party picture but just realized Okuu/Orin and Keine being missing is kind of weird

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>>15337520
this

>> No.15339279

Im drunk now, and with this rare opportunity I just want to say I love /jp/, not inthr faggy way that corrupts love, but the platonic I want to meet you ib gensokyo eway where we can maybe be friends, get drunk then argue over touhou, mucj like now, only in person, more passion and more friendship. Your tadte is still shit, if you dot 'ike eirin and yukarin best then you're a fag, no amount of akcohol will concinve me otherwise. I still love you more than thosr I know irl. i wanr to get drunk in Gensokto. Do you think I coul breed sake bugs to make other dinks? Oni would love me. I want an absinthe bug, sake a shit in comparison, all booze is.

>> No.15339316

>>15339279
Oh and lets be honest /jp/ this is the love cinfession you alwaye dreamed of, no school bullshey, but a total stranger confessing they dont feelnthis way with people they know. Iithout a fwce ir'sb true love. No lust, only personal feelings. Love sp pure it cancel ecist outside of websites likebthis. Unless you're a tripfag who undermines all this, then die you

What does /jp/ dtink byw? worthless scum.

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>>15339279
>>15339316
Hi, I love you autists as well.

Drinking cut brandy mixed with coca cola right now.
The onii are my favorite 2hu's, wish I could drink with them.

>> No.15339353

>>15339279
>>15339316
I love you too, dude
You guys are the only ones who understand me and think alike
There is a reason I always come back here so much.

I like beer and vodka
Vodka doesn't make me sick or give a hangover, so I can drink more without worry. Honestly as long as it has an alcohol content I like it, but sweet booze blogs

>> No.15339667

>>15334947
I would want Satori at my party. She would say out loud all the secret shit everyone is thinking so we can all laugh at them or she would tell everyone who wants to fug/marry who. Drunk Satori could also read your lewd thoughts and enact out your fetishes.

>> No.15339918

>>15339667
That's a good way to make your party into a non-party.

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>>15339279
Eirin a best and we love you too Anon
Also dark beer is the best.

>> No.15340163

I can't stand beer, I'm in the UK and I drink cider most of the time. It's soooo good.

>> No.15341334

>>15340163
US here, I can confirm cider is god tier and that beer isn't very good (althought that could be because I've never had a good beer.)

When I'm drinking for taste, I drink cider.
When I'm drinking to get drunk, I drink either sake or vodka.

>> No.15341371

>>15324843
>>15324902
Drunk Reimu would rape you

>> No.15341408

>>15326330
/jp/ is not the place to accept reality. I've found it's quite the opposite

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>>15341371
How is it rape if it's consensual?

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I would like to drink only with Cirno. We would hug like old friends and she would giggle and mumble funny things when got drunk.

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>>15339667
>Drunk Satori could also read your lewd thoughts and enact out your fetishes.
There are surprisingly few stories like this
I would also drink with satori but in the hopes that she'd see what was wrong with me and be my dame in shining armor

>> No.15341732

>>15341371
Nice

>> No.15342173

>>15341371
Is this a promise?

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>>15341371
Kinky~

>> No.15347513

>>15324787
Daiyousei or Rinnosuke

>> No.15348279
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>Suika not allowed
Gosh darn it, are you frigging serious?

Maybe Mystia, she'd be the sweet bartender serving me, but then she'd get a sip here and there from my cup until she's an accomplice of the shitfacing.

Maybe Phoenix, Tanuki or Kappa, they'd be fun with a bit of an alcohol spin.

Patchouli would be easily knocked out for my free fondling.

Shinmyoumaru would also be interesting, I'd put her naked to swim in my sake plate and drink it all, while she swims to the opposite border of the dish. She finally loses the battle against the current and approaches my mouth, but the cup runs out of liquid. So it all ends with her mini-butt right in front of me, I give it a smooch and she runs away.

>> No.15348323

I'm getting fucked up right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Peace out /jp.

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>>15341732
>>15342173
>>15347344
>when alpha Reimu starts choking you and tells you to call her "daddy"

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>>15348867

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>>15348867
Go on~

>> No.15349247

>>15341533
She will give you frostbite. Cirno cant control her powers that well and chills everything around her.
I would still hug her, she's endearing.
She will also keep your drinks cold.

>>15348279
Shinmyoumaru would get a yeast infection.
Mystia would eat you.
If I did hang around Mystia I would as her to sing. She may be unpleasant, but as a singing youkai she probably sounds angelic.

>>15348867
Given her relationship with her parents she calls you daddy. Then starts talking about her shitty parents, killing the mood and making you too guilty to do anything. When she wakes up she's angry.

I think Eirin, Reisen, Ran and Yukari would be best. All must be stressed as fuck. Picking only one it would be Ran, she's probably most stressed being Yukari's only reliable servant. Eirin has countless rabbits to make Reisen's life easier.

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>>15349247
>Mystia would eat you.
Not if she knows who's boss.

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