Gensokyo District Court is now in session. What claimants do we have today?

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Anonymous Tue May 24 23:10:16 2016 No.15288139 [Reply] [Original]

Gensokyo District Court is now in session.
What claimants do we have today?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 23:15:24 2016 No.15288166 File: 133 KB, 850x1137, afa33cc9662292907bd0bb8b2bedfc9b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15288139 >Gensokyo District Court is now in session. >What claimants do we have today? Nigga, get the FUCK outta my podium... NOW!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 23:21:00 2016 No.15288189 File: 538 KB, 1000x1047, 1458177305302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15288139 Kasen keeping talking to me and touching me in ways that make me feel very uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 24 23:29:37 2016 No.15288218 File: 139 KB, 500x598, 8fa696bb55f48d733d354ff1b228d6d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The defense, Shameimaru Aya, is ready your honor!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 00:18:32 2016 No.15288378 File: 1014 KB, 826x1169, 687794f94d8bf6811b8c0218340e8aaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We have witness reports and photo evidence of the local school teacher committing sexual deviancy with the locals!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 00:29:39 2016 No.15288417 >>15288166 The silly hat on the OP checks out, that's a certified Gensokyan.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 00:33:59 2016 No.15288438 >>15288378 But is that evidence even legal?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 01:01:44 2016 No.15288532 >>15288378 Is there precedent?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 01:29:09 2016 No.15288647 >>15288189 How are you supposed to listen to her lectures with those giant things in front of you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 01:38:43 2016 No.15288681 File: 381 KB, 600x450, beibi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15288139 I'd like to report these strange things appearing in the neighbourhood, they seem to only attack humans and youkai with very lewd fashion sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 01:42:48 2016 No.15288704 >>15288647 When she only lectures you about how you're a filthy slut who should know his place and fulfill the carnal desires of women like her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 02:24:30 2016 No.15288853 Reimu bullied me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 02:26:24 2016 No.15288861 I'd like to report one Ms. F-- S-- for breach of contract. It's almost half an hour past the appointed time!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 02:29:55 2016 No.15288878 >>15288861 Where is Miss F. S. now? Surely, if we could find her not in her appointed location, this could be vital evidence.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 02:32:13 2016 No.15288888 >>15288853 I bet you deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 02:38:25 2016 No.15288911 >>15288878 Probably sleeping.

Anonymous Wed May 25 02:40:54 2016 No.15288917

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 09:34:01 2016 No.15289894 File: 1.55 MB, 1305x976, 50063523_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have reasons to believe that the school teacher that pretends to love the village is actually a disgusting horned demon!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 09:35:42 2016 No.15289899 File: 25 KB, 500x291, i-am-the-law-now-let-me-eat-yo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am... THE LAW!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 17:00:19 2016 No.15291776 File: 92 KB, 410x311, 1464145816692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15289894 State your case.

Anonymous Wed May 25 17:28:51 2016 No.15291963
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>>15291776
We all know Ms. Keine, who we thank for her tireless service to the village in running the school but not everything is how it looks.
Four days ago on may 21st I found what seems to be our beloved teacher in a most horrendous form, her looks were hellish and clearly something that should not be around our kids, her seemingly innocuous hat is just concealing two huge horns!
How can our kids be safe around a monster like this? How can we know if the teacher isn't just pretending to be a nice lady who likes kids and isn't just waiting for the right moment to sacrifice them all?
To make matters worse, she seems to enjoy the company of wolves.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 15:25:04 2016 No.15296195 File: 96 KB, 419x248, n4e71a74dc5458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15291963 Article 82-A of the Gensokyan Civil Rights Act forbids termination of a job due to race, element, state of existence, or dimension of origin.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 15:27:54 2016 No.15296210 >>15288139 Gensokyo judge isn't Shiki...that's my complaint

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 15:30:17 2016 No.15296222 >>15291963 Too bad Keine is the record keeper. I don't think you'll remember that event

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 15:33:20 2016 No.15296230 >>15296210 Shiki is too busy for simple cases like these.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 15:44:13 2016 No.15296265 >>15296195 Well ma'am, no son o' mine is going to school with no damn demon!

Anonymous Thu May 26 18:05:36 2016 No.15296753
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me remind you that the most popular baby sitter in the village is in fact a known youkai. We are already trusting the lives of our young to Miss Tatara, is Ms Keine so different?

Anonymous Thu May 26 22:20:05 2016 No.15297653
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>>15296753
Hold it just a minute!

The council agreed that Miss Tatara falls under the "Youkai Moe" clause established by the now retired Yuuka Kagami and as such is an invalid comparison.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 22:54:43 2016 No.15297793 File: 74 KB, 328x337, 1409286240107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why you useless piece of justice aren't talking about Reimu and her bloody rampage of murder and death?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 23:51:30 2016 No.15297980 >>15297793 Because the miko has powerful friends that control Gemsokyo. They don't want you to know.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 09:42:09 2016 No.15299695 File: 78 KB, 305x555, 1375878682032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15297980 Youkai kike should be purged!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 10:11:54 2016 No.15299776 >>15297793 >>15299695 PLEASE do not utilise the Crown Prince's knightly countenance when defending heretics turned youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 10:52:04 2016 No.15299962 File: 179 KB, 566x800, 1360216877185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15299776 Make me, nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 12:30:32 2016 No.15300463 File: 142 KB, 782x900, 1453816869663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I claim my wife

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 13:01:41 2016 No.15300595 I loaned money from Mamizou. I have no way of paying her because my business flopped. She's threatening me that if I don't pay up, she's going to do something horrible. What do I Do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 13:03:23 2016 No.15300609 >>15300463 She is mine faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 13:12:23 2016 No.15300644 >>15300463 >>15300609 overruled, she's now town's number 2 to go when in need

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:05:09 2016 No.15300914 File: 185 KB, 889x1000, 33408836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15300644 Don't talk shit about the purest girl

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 14:07:14 2016 No.15300925 >>15300914 Village bicycle

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 16:46:02 2016 No.15301656 File: 546 KB, 946x1258, 1433734602816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15300595 I'm sure a nice young man like yourself can find an alternate way of payment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 17:56:17 2016 No.15301902 File: 459 KB, 768x1024, 1385235075502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15300925 look what you have done

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 20:01:04 2016 No.15307671 File: 180 KB, 535x600, Reimu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15297793 The humans know, shut it down!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 20:11:01 2016 No.15307725 >>15288888 gr8 8s m8

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 11:24:11 2016 No.15310555 File: 289 KB, 952x748, Touhou Character Sorting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15288139 Not being able to decide who is the best

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 11:38:21 2016 No.15310620 File: 81 KB, 409x406, i hate this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15310555 >10. Byakuren This is the real crime.

derp_commander !!SSXdvR3LCoa Sun May 29 16:02:19 2016 No.15312007
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We are here today to try the fae Cirno as charged in the indictment robbery, criminal conspiracy, felony murder, second-degree murder, and attempting to procure a controlled substance.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 18:35:12 2016 No.15312785 >>15312007 Thanks to reminder this stonner faggot will never end that payday doujin

>>	derp_commander !!SSXdvR3LCoa Mon May 30 11:22:07 2016 No.15316021 >>15312785 Most unfortunate; it was damn funny.

Anonymous Mon May 30 12:10:31 2016 No.15316192
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Your Honour if I may I will now lay proceedings of the case for The People of the Human Village versus one Kosuzu Motoori; curator of Suzunaan.

Your Honour, I'm sure you are highly familiar with the fragile nature of Human and Youkai relations in Gensokyo, and I've no doubt that I need not stress the dangers that are associated with an overpresence of Youkai in the Human Village and associated territories. What I come before you today to do is to shed light on such a situation, one which is unfolding almost daily under our very noses.

Today I am representing a number of clients, members of the community that make up the Human Village. And these members claim to have seen Ms. Motoori - through her establishment known as Suzunaan - hosting Youkai of various affiliations. Whether it be Tengu or Tanuki, dear members of the jury, I'm sure you understand the implications of these "visits". I might omit that any tip in the balance we hold so dear may spell the end for our peaceful lives and indeed for the peace of Gensokyo itself.

I call to the stand Anonymous, who claims to have seen both a local magician and what he believes to be a high ranking Tanuki convene on Suzunaan over the same time period.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 14:59:09 2016 No.15316837 File: 687 KB, 750x950, 1461627275933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15316192 As a well respected human journalist I can assure you that any rumours of miss Kosuzu consorting with a beautiful tengu are absolutely false!

>>	enxykoak Mon May 30 15:21:00 2016 No.15316943 Emulyis s friend

derp_commander !!SSXdvR3LCoa Mon May 30 17:20:35 2016 No.15317504
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>>15316192
Objection your honor! Matters of public policy like interspecies politics are NOT proper matters for the court. We are here strictly to consider whether the counts charged in the indictment are factually correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 1 18:01:11 2016 No.15329561 >>15288681 yeah one broke in my house the other day and boned me. I almost enjoyed it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 06:04:34 2016 No.15331844 >>15317504 ... I'm going to allow it. Overruled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 2 07:19:42 2016 No.15332060 >>15310555 What do you have against rumia anon?

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