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15266746 No.15266746 [Reply] [Original]

You ask Youmu to marry you and she says YES!

>> No.15266815

>>15266746
I want to divorce the dork!

>> No.15266859

>>15266746
Not turning up at the wedding day!

PRANKING THE DORK!

>> No.15266927

why would i ask this disgusting dork to marry me?

>> No.15267167
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15267167

Isn't she too young for a marriage?

Tbh I don'g care

>> No.15267171
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>>15267167
>don'g
It wasn't on purpose, I swear.

>> No.15267181

>>15267171
Youmu looks so soft!

>> No.15267203

>>15266746
Msrrying her to usurp the Saigyougi household!

>> No.15267334

>>15266859
It's called "Jilting" the 'dork', at the altar.

>> No.15267373

>>15266746
And then saying NO at the altar!

>> No.15267388
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15267388

>>15266746

Yuyuko is so happy that her little dork has finally grown up.

On the other hand, you only have several days to live now. Youki's going to slit your throat for even getting close to Youmu.

>> No.15267452 [DELETED] 

Why marry an heir when the head is still material?

>> No.15267468

Yes we can renew our vows

>> No.15267480

>>15267203
Why take an heir when the head is still material?

>> No.15267527

>>15267480
Not for long!

>> No.15267655

Realizing you don't love her and she's a annoying dork! Cheating on her with a Superior touhou! Having Youmu come home to see the two of you passionately making love! Youmu breaking down and crying as you admit you hate her before you impregnate the other girl! Divorcing her and taking half her belongings, leaving her to die alone and unloved!

>> No.15267750

>>15267655
I don't think that's not how divorce works.

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>>15267655
This post makes me sad.
Delete it.

>> No.15267778

>>15267751
No.

>> No.15267851

>>15267655
Getting beheaded by a furious father!

>> No.15268056

>>15266746
Consumating the marriage with a me - human youmu - phantom youmu 1-and-2-halves-some!

>> No.15268276

I fucking hate Youmu.

>> No.15268466
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15268466

This thread makes me feel happy.

>> No.15268658

>>15268466
You like all the people putting her in her place?

>> No.15268723
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15268723

Stop bullying her, you bullies.

I would love to have my own myon wife!!

>> No.15269009

I want to put my dick into Youmu's ghost hole!

>> No.15269070

>>15268723

Myon?

moar liek MYOFF

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>>15266746
She was supposed to say no!

Drat, now I need to go through with it for my honor.

>> No.15269261

I would cheat on her human half with her ghost half.

>> No.15269274

>>15269261
They're both part of the whole that is Youmu

That would be like saying you're gonna cheat on Youmu's ass by loving her chest.

>> No.15271913

>>15268658
What place is that? objectively best girl?

>> No.15272421

This has to stop

>> No.15272758
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15272758

I want to hide my sword into her sheath

>> No.15272762
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>>15272421
You can't stop the ride.

>> No.15276814

YOUMU FEET SMELL LIKE FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15276878
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15276878

>> No.15276987

>>15276878
#ladysword

>> No.15277041

no I can't not yet I can't deal with people needing me

>> No.15278380

>>15266746
I'm sorry for her loss.

>> No.15279042 [DELETED] 

Youmu promotes global white supremacy

WILL YOU DISAVOW?

>> No.15279910

>>15269274
Is that not how it works?

>> No.15283188 [DELETED] 

>>15279042
Please don't be a gook.

>> No.15283781
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15283781

Youmu's role is a serious swordsman, not a delicate housewife!

>> No.15294567

>>15276878
Why did none of them rape her while she was unconscious?

>> No.15294634
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15294634

>>15266746
Married? Now I can inflict my degenerate fetishes on Youmu. Dis is gonna be good.

>> No.15294752

>>15267750
Exactly.

>> No.15295016
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15295016

Youmu is beautiful!

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>> No.15297557

>>15283781
why do people forget that she's a gardener before a swordsman

>> No.15297601

>>15297557
Really?

>> No.15298288

What are the things that cannot be cut by her Roukanken, forged by youkai?

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>>15266746
Why would I go and do a stupid thing like that? Man, I'm retarded.

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>> No.15303970

>>15295226
FUCK dude, I want to sink my fingers into those thighs.

>> No.15309839
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15309839

>>15303970
>fingers

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15312994

I guess I'll give it a shot! Not like any other girl would say yes.

>> No.15321359

>>15267750
it is in America

>> No.15321708

The level of myon in this thread need to be raised.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AscL48KP0Mg

>> No.15321866

>>15267388
If I must prove myself an adequate man then so be it!

>> No.15332562

>>15266746
But we're both boys, that's illegal!

>> No.15332642

>>15332562
Not anymore!

>> No.15332669

>>15332642
It is in my country!

>> No.15332678

>>15332669
I'm sorry for your loss. I'll make sure to enjoy myself a bit more today, just for you!

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15333507

>>15266746
Don't be silly, she was my wife already.

>> No.15334545
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15334545

I have no recollection of asking her to marry me but I'm very happy she thinks highly enough of me to be OK with marrying me! I'll do my best to make Youmu happy every day!

>> No.15334599
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15334599

What would you do in this situation?

>> No.15334759

>>15334599
rape

>> No.15337445

S-so when can we start the.. s-s-sexy time?

>> No.15337483 [DELETED] 

>>15334599
Towering over here, screaming in dominance to scare away the other males.

>> No.15337493
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15337493

>>15334599
Towering over her, screaming and smashing my chest in dominance to scare away the other males and then I'll take out my portable console(s), playing vidya with her at peace.

>> No.15337502

>>15334599
I'd touch her phantom.

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15337730

>>15295226
Strong booty!

>> No.15345000
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15345000

Marrying Youmu!

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15346036

Excuse me, uh, ma'am, sorry to interrupt, but I'm going to rape you right now!

>> No.15357335 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.15359718

>>15297601
She introduces herself as a gardener in PCB

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