Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Kikis are olev.

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June is pure.

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>>15156340
Wights a besto

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Reminder that Amazons are cheaters.

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Mice are olives.

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This is your ornamental cactus tonight.

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Blue Slime, part one of three. http://pastebin.com/cge4fjme

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Why do we keep getting fucking erased like that?

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"Who ordered the anime meat?"

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>>15156355
She's certainly got a prickly personality

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I just want a monstergirl with a really fat ass

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>>15156363
it would be nice if we could archive properly

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>>15156365
I want to fuck that Hellhound.

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>>15156371
I need a wurm with a fat ass and wide wide WIDE hips

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>that guy in the previous thread who had a crush on Onyxia
WATCH THE FUCKING TAIL

From the north corner of the pants, into the middle of the fucking dragon crotch, it's one in a fucking million, not even remotely imaginable

Whelp groups

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>>15156340
Damn, there were only two threads left.
Also, ease up on the images guys and don't blow through them like you're doing now.

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>>15156363
Shit's getting old

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>>15156373
The succubutt discussion was fun, and now it's been wiped off the face of the earth. It's the second time a thread's been 404's this week. What the hell is going on?

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>>15156363
You saw the post saying to make a new thread? That was the janitor. Then he deleted the old one. This is like the third time it's happened too.

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>>15156363
So impatient dork probably attempted to make a new thread.

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>>15156381

Kek.

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Reminder that letting your Shog overeat will leave you with a chubby and lethargic maid

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>>15156390
Do people really want to be the OP that much?

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>>15156355
Well you know what they say every rose has it's thorns. i would personally gain Kii's trust and eventually pat her on her leafy head, saying that she's a cutie and that she smells really nice

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>>15156363
>>15156389
It's a Janitor who thinks he's being helpful by just axing the thread.

He's not, now it isn't archived proper.

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>>15156378
I want that hellhound to fuck me roughly.

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>>15156409
So she's gonna RUFF YOU UP?

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Imagine a salamander using gunkata.

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>>15156401
Titty monsters are meant to be embarrassed by being asked out loud what's her bra size.

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>>15156363
Because you aren't remaking the threads and instead shitstorming and arguing for hours.

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>>15156415
gunkata?

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>>15156405
Did you see the bullshit at the end of the last thread? That was a mercy killing.

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>>15156420
Just delete the posts, not the thread so it can archive proper.

It's not rocket science.

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>>15156409
I want to wrap my arms around her while she rides me and wraps her tongue around mine!
I want to wake up next to her with her arms behind her head looking smug!
I want to surprise her by smiling, hugging her, and going back to sleep cuddled up against her!

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>>15156417
Well stop it. We want these to archive properly.

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>>15156417
But you guys used to get mad at us for making a new thread when our current one was still up...?

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>>15156419
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_fu

>>15156426
Fair point. Though you'd have to get that across to the Janitor and mods.

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>>15156417
Be patient for once nigga goddamn.

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A crime show about a detective named Highwater and his hellhound partner.

It'd be called "Helle and Highwater."

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>>15156381
>>15156391
Crushim was feared into the whelp caves...

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT? CRUSHIM WHAT THE FUCK. WHELPS, LEFT SIDE. EVEN SIDE, MANY WHELPS. NOW HANDLE IT. FUUUUUCK.

THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS. WHAT THE FUCK, WAS THAT SHIT? IF YOU THRUST IN THE RIGHT FUCKING PLACE, THERE IS NO WAY, YOU'RE GOING TO GET STOPPED BY THE GODDAMNED WHELPS. WHATEVER FUCKING FEAR, TAIL SWIPE, WHATEVER THE FUCK, OKAY?

IT'S LIKE ONE IN A FUCKING MILLION, TO GO FROM THE NORTH CORNER, TO BETWEEN HER LEGS, TO RIGHT IN THE GODDAMNED WHELP CAVES. IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUCKING IMAGINABLE.

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>>15156355
>cactus
>no thorns
shit girl what are you doing

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>>15156420
That bullshit line was used to rationalize a thread deletion previously as well. That's not how it works.

Stop

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Post dragons.

Post all Dragons. Wurms, Ryus, Vanilla, Wocks

Show me your Dragons.

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>>15156355
I don't like the character, but at least her body and design are nice.

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>>15156442
I can now only imagine a bunch of dudes trying to hit on this dragon chick, and she scares one into the lonely single whelps cave which in turns unleashes them upon the others.

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>>15156441
Why not a crime show with a detective and his Kobold partner against a villain Hellhound mastermind.

It would be called "The last wan".

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>>15156446
It's too early to blow images anon.

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>>15156446
Okay

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>>15156430
>We want these to archive properly.
Speak for yourself, who fucking cares? I don't get this logic. Anything worth remembering (art, writing, ETC.) is remembered and kept regardless, anything else is just retarded bickering and posts with no actual content or discussion.

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>>15156446
Does anyone have that Wurm with the chaika face?

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>>15156462
>Various other anons above post the same thing
>"Who fucking cares?"

Smooth logic kid.

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>>15156464
There are several. Which one?

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>>15156468
Wait, there are more? how many are there?

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>>15156462
Stuff like greentexts don't always get saved immediately. Plus the people who save all that shit often check the archive to get it all to save in the first place.

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>>15156472
No idea. I remember seeing at least two or three edits.

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>>15156462
How fucking new

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>>15156477
I was talking about the one Wurm with the artist who always makes weird faces so one Anon pasted a Chaika face on top of her original face, but if you have any other then it is welcome.

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>>15156479
>filename not mweee.jpg
One job, anon.

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>>15156462
Come on man.

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>>15156461
This is a general announcement. Local Basilisks, please take note: You all have pretty eyes.

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>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Come home
>Check on what you missed all day
>Deleted
Thanks mate.

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>>15156414
I want her to give me love bites!
I want to feel safe and protected as her little spoon!
I want to rest my head on her chest mofu!

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>>15156355
No thanks, I don't like lesbians.

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>>15156351
Goddamn I love Sejic's work.

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>>15156489
Warosu. They recently updated the site so posts show other posts linking to them.

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>>15156488
>Breaking news from MGC
>BASILISKS EVERYWHERE ARE BLUSHING

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>>15156489
YBA just came in last thread and pretty much said that the next parts for Vengeance would be in either later tonight, or next weekend. Junefag is looking to commission June. They also apparently tried their hand at writing. Thats all i really caught.

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>>15156489
It was a mercy, anon.

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>>15156489
It's not like future generations will theorize that we were making great greentexts while in reality all we were doing is shitpost, much like it always happens in archaeology.

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>>15156507
There was also Latenight's Holst shortstack.

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>>15156491
>You'll never hear her tail thumping against the bed when you do that.
Fuck man, this hurts.

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>>15156430
Hmm, good point.

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>>15156510
She's a cutie. That cowbell hairband was also a nice touch.

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Never rape elves; instead befriend elves.

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>>15156510
Oh yes, I remember that too. How could I forget something like that?

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>>15156505
This message was courtesy of your local sincere Anonymous announcer. Thank you for listening.

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>>15156518

>trusting elves
>breeding elves

Garithos was right all along.

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>>15156358
Sophie a cute.

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>>15156381
I am that person. I used to raid on WoW pretty frequently a few years ago, and I'll brave all the tail swipes and whelp eggs it takes to tell that lewd dragongirl how sexy she is.

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>>15156512
>"Hey."
>"What is it, runt?"
>"Do you love me?"
>"W-What? Of course not! You're nothing more than my little sex toy, and nothing more!"
>*Thump thump thump*

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>>15156526
who said anything about breeding? Just being friendly with them and enjoying their hobbies and maybe holding their hands

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>>15156518
Can I befriend an elf and then have tender loving sex in the mating press for the express purpose of having children with her after we get married?

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>>15156518
Fine, I'll just rape alps.

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>>15156534

What is a slippery slope?

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>>15156533
Yeah, she loves me.
I want to tease her about how cute she is when her tail is being honest.
Then kiss her on the nose.

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>>15156518
You got it, chief.

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>>15156514
So yeah, ensure the whole deletion thing doesn't happen. Even if the thread is out of images.

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>>15156533
I want to make tsunderes be more honest by pretending to be super dense and taking everything they say at face value

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>>15156533
>"That's too bad. I was going to tell you my life won't be complete until I see you in a wedding dress."

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I want to agree with everything a haughty elf says to throw her off

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>>15156533
>You will never put her in a difficult situation where you ask her that and put a sad face if she responds negavitely
That way she will be embarrassed if she answers positively and will risk making me feel bad if she answers negatively, it's the perfect crime.

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Blue is the best Skin color

I dare you to prove me wrong

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>>15156559
What about pure white

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>>15156559
I can't because that's a subjective opinion anon.

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>>15156518
I'll do both.

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>>15156559
also this: >>15156562

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So what happens during the New Moon?

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wife being magical

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>>15156578
They all go to bed early.

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>>15156583
Inevitable beamspam

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>>15156578
You get aggressively lusty instead.

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>>15156578
They're sexually drained, rather than being in sexual overdrive.

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If a Monster Girl offers you wine, beer, or some other alcoholic beverage, is it safe to drink it?

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Living doll a smiling cute, even when she's a frowning shit.

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>>15156583
She's using a charge attack!

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>>15156595
Never ever.

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>>15156548
>She doesn't respond
>But her tail starts wagging faster and harder against the bed
>You suddenly feel a lot warmer too

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>>15156576
I want to kiss that Hellhound.

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>>15156453
>Be in a twenty-five man raid against the Lady of The Under-Mountain
>She's a huge Black Dragon with curving horns and black scales
>You believe in your faith, keeping them healed while they bear the pain of her flames
>That's when you see it, along with the other supplementary troops
>One of the men's lost his nerves and rushes head-long into the caves near her expansive lair
>You can hear the birth cries of her daughters as they flood out of caverns, the leader is roaring as he's drug down in a flood of molesting whelps
>All the men are being raped or humped by the whelps, and you're the last one standing, try to concentrate to hide yourself
>She's walking towards you, her children parting like the seas of old myths, assisting each other in moving your comrades
>The matriach is at least 8'5, and her curves are undeniable as she grins, reaching through the illusory veil and cupping your chin in two claws
"You reek of virgin. Makes glamour spells all that much harder to convince."
>Her claw grasps the collar of your robes and pulls you off the ground, getting you to eye level with her
"It's been such a -long- while since I've tasted virgin. Tell me, what do your Gods tell you, little man?"
>Swallow
"T-that you'll die here."
>She grins, pressing her full, plush lips into yours. You try to struggle as she forces her tongue into your throat, fucking your mouth with it.
>You can feel the strength leaving your body as she smiles with a feral lust
"Come, you need not sleep amongst the rabble. Such a pure piece of meat must be savored. Not by the cloying clutches of the hungry young..."
>She pulls you close, to whisper into your ear
"But by the Mother's embrace."
>The mountain rocks that evening, slabs of obisidian cracking beneath the absolute carnality of her love-making

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>>15156583
What spells is she casting?

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>>15156559
Purple.

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Is it wrong to teach a Kiki to clean wrong on purpose then let her interact with a bunch of proper Kikis?

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>>15156613
Vince, anything you write is pure pottery.

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>>15156603
But she's so friendly, and she insists it's "on the house".

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>>15156597
>Her own creator rejects her
>Even though she's the best doll
I don't understand what kind of abstract shit taste was going through the mind of that faggot.

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>>15156597
Mai waifu would like me to inform you that Suigintou is JUNK

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>>15156632
Its usually better safe than sorry. Always BYOB around MGs.

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>>15156612
Get in line!

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According to the preliminary experiments gathered from a personal research I've been conducting, it appears that monstergirls tend to avoid human males devoid of facial features due to years of negative behavior on the latter, resulting in an overall feeling of mistrust and hatred towards males who do not possess faces.

The primary goal of this research is to determine whether or not such a negative cognitive response can be forged and achieved on the spot by merely wearing a mask to conceal one's face entirely. Would monstergirls avoid us if we hid our faces behind masks, I wonder? Any volunteers would like to assist me in finding the answer?

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>>15156632
Well if you want to wake up to find her still riding you as hard as she was the night before when you stumbled into her bedroom then by all means, take the drink.

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Quick question does anyone have a picture of a canine monster facing profile or from the side

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>>15156645
Assist you by roleplaying? No thanks.

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>>15156645
What if the mask is figurative?

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>>15156631
Who the fuck is Vince and what do you mean by that?

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>>15156613
>You will never lose your virginity to a matriarch.
>She will never tongue-fuck you before inviting you to bed.
>You will never shake a mountain with primal lust.
WRITE MORE OF THIS.

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>>15156663
Don't mind him. He's throwing some /tv/ memes. It was nothing bad.

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>>15156658
No. That was just fancy talk for the spoilered question at the end. Stop calling everything you don't understand "roleplay", goddamn.

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>>15156666
w-what do you mean when you say she will tongue fuck you.

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>>15156613
Unf.

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>>15156666
Take it easy /d/.

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>>15156606
>You will never turn on a Hellhound through talking about how much you love her.
>You will never tease her with details about your wedding and honeymoon until she's a few degrees away from setting the bed on fire.
>You will never look into her eyes as you cum inside deep her.

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What is she tired about?

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>>15156666
Quads demand more dragon matriarch fucking.

>>15156673
I think he means deep kissing.
Very deep kissing.

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>>15156684
People who call everything "RP"

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>>15156690
Okay. I was getting nervous there for a second.

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>>15156684
not having a husband.

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>>15156681
Would she be ahegaoing like crazy as you spill your seed inside her and whisper into her ear about how beautiful she is?

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>>15156670
It was fancy roleplay talk. "I did this test and got results, will you help me?"
That's pretty much what that is.

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>>15156681
>You hear a sizzling noise
>Her love nectar is cooking off between her thighs

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>>15156691
Didn't you hear? Hating on RP is the new "meme"

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Post tailpussy

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>>15156703
>not tolerating RP shitposting is a meme
wew

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>>15156698
Welp. Time to order a meat lovers pizza, share it with the delivery girl, and then fuck her all night long.
That's how this works right, it's all a big delicious scam to get husbands for the delivery girls? Well it's working. I'm gonna make her the happiest girl in the world.

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Anyone watch the new Kumamiko? Just makes me want a delinquent-doggy even more.

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>>15156699
It would be roleplay if I said something like *writes down on notepad*, but I didn't. Stop bitching.

The end of last thread was fun as fuck because people like you weren't here.

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>>15156703
>Hating cancer is a meme

Next you'll say the Wiki is full of intelligent people who can benefits these threads with their presence. Fucking hell, kid.

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>>15156718
No, it still is roleplay. You're literally playing and acting out a role. *Actions* are just that, annotated actions when a roleplayer can't convey what they're doing through speaking. It's like stage directions. Learn what you're talking about first, okay?

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>>15156533
>"Oh, Okay then."
>Act cold and distant for the rest of the night
>She tries to come on to you later but you brush her off
>Tell her you're not in the mood
>Watch her heart break as you steadily grow more and more distant
>Leave her
>She's left broken a mess
>Trying to convince you to stay
>Months later, she sees you with a new hellhound
>Nigger than her
>She tries to get your attention but you brush her off
>Move in next door to her with your new gf
>Fuck her loudly while she tells you how much she loves you every night
>Old hellwan hangs herself in her apartment eventually

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>>15156712
>>15156720

Goddamn guys. I thought putting meme in quotations was a giant neon sign yelling "I'M JOKING" Congrats on taking non existent bait.

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>>15156698
>>15156714
>"Hi yeah let me get a meat lovers."
>"Sir, you need to order a pizza as well."
>"Meat lovers, I just told you."
>"I know sir, but you need to tell us what kind of pizza she'll be bringing you."

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>>15156729
Fuck you anon. Just fuck you.

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>>15156729
Found the Alp.

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>>15156728
*Actions* are roleplay, the post I made isn't. If it were, a shitload of people here would've been banned from these threads during this whole time we were here on /jp/.

Guess what? Nobody was, because it wasn't breaking the rules. It wasn't RP, you goddamn idiot.

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>>15156690
>I think he means deep kissing. Very deep kissing.
That is what I meant and while I can't offer more of that because of how silly it was Onyxia and Alexstrasza are both fetishes of mine.

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>>15156739
>>15156744
Tsundere is shit. Anyone who likes tsundere is shit

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>>15156733
Never trust succusluts with something as important as pizza.

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Ah, the wild lazy NEET Lamia has just awoken from her slumber. What will she do today?

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Chest-freckles are fucking hot.

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>>15156752
Been a long time since I've seen that.

Still want to bend her over

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>>15156766
Shitpost on an anonymous image board

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>>15156766
Lose some fucking weight I hope.

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>>15156729
>Nigger than her
So...blacker or something? They're all pretty dark.

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>>15156733
What would the codes for different kinds of delivery girls be?
We've established Meat Lovers as healthy, but what would other girls be?
And is it possible to get a threesome?

>>15156755
NTR and driving girls to suicide is worse.
Especially if you caused it by being fucking dense as a neutron star.

>>15156766
I want to titfuck that NEET.

>>15156769
Damn right they are.

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>>15156729
Hellhounds are not for bully!

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>>15156755
I share your sentiments on Tsunderes but there's no need to be vindictive to them.

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>Current healthiness in thread

Wondrous

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>>15156766
Spend all day eating junk food, browsing /hbg/ and masturbatin.g

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>>15156755
There are exceptions to all things. A hellhound getting flustered is one of them.

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>>15156752
Alexstrasza a slut
Ysera is pure
Ysera best girl

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>>15156766
Go to the gym because damn

>>15156769
Well, alright

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>>15156666
That's a fucking scalie you just posted.

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>>15156791
She can, she just wants a genki human boy to help her work out.

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>>15156794
Typo, the N is right next to the B
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>>15156810
She should have just been clear with her feelings, if she truly care's about you, why can't she tell you while you're in the private confines of your own home?

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>>15156807
Sounds like the life.

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>>15156698
That's a damn fine ass.

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>>15156823
Yes Anon, Doragon's do have scales
I mean, scaleless Doragons? What is this, crystal hour?

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>>15156769
But where's the snack?

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>>15156825
No one in their right mind would help her, I bet she smells like stink!

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>>15156841
Meidou Milk

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>>15156829
You're supposed to pull the dense anti-tsundere countermeasures until they fix their tsun. Keeping it up past that just makes you as shit as them, if not worse.

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>>15156807
How kinky do you think she'd be?
Would she enjoy masturbating while I watch?

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>>15156829
>clearer with feelings
>while tail whaps around like the fist of the north star

You have transcended density and become the singularity.

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>>15156841
It's right there anon.
Whip your dick out and enjoy your meido's tits.

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>>15156837
>Sindragosa
Anon pls no
My ears have finally healed

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>>15156733
Wait, Meat lovers isn't the name of the pizza?

I am now confused.

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>>15156746
Dude, it's the definition of roleplay. The actions in asterisks are just an aspect of it which are very easily identifiable.

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>>15156860
Anon I-
Nevermind

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>>15156855
>"Do you love me?"
>"W-What? Of course not! You're nothing more than my little sex toy, and nothing more!"
>*Thump thump thump*

Looks to me like she's happy about having a sex toy

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>>15156846
But it's her dream to have a nice boy love her for who she is.

>>15156852
I don't know, having an actual 3D boy watching her might hamper her ability to perform.

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>>15156857
No.

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>>15156769
I like the idea of an air-headed, pure, and modest cow maid who breastfeeds you but has no idea of any lewd connotations it may have.

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>>15156766
Try on fancy suits.

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>>15156848
>>15156857
I can't do that in front of everyone! The3 maid needs to stop being so indecent!

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>>15156861
The Succubus thing people discussed last thread would fit exactly what you think would be RP, yet a lot of people joined in and had fun with it. The whole thing spawned about a hundred or so replies which then evolved into general succubus discussion, nobody complained. Coincidentally, you weren't there complaining about it either.

I don't know when you got here or how you found this place, but I'm sure as hell you haven't been here for more than a year, and you've made it clear that you're just trying to shut people up because they're not talking about monstergirls in a way you think is okay.

All I've ever seen you do is whine and moan at people while they're trying to talk about monstergirls.

This isn't your thread, kid.

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>>15156769
I want a moo meido.

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>>15156869
Now, see, this is the part where you start teasing her mercilessly, needling her with comments about her true feelings. Let her know that you understand, that she doesn't have to hold back around you, and that you feel the same way for her.

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>>15156871
>I don't know, having an actual 3D boy watching her might hamper her ability to perform.
Well then what if I got real close to her, to the point where our bodies are almost touching, and whispered in her ear that I'd be okay with letting her be my first time?

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>>15156752
>Because of how silly it was

Anon, you have a weird way of spelling "incredibly sexy."

>You will never be a virtual reality enthusiast, constantly equipping yourself with ever more realistic technology.
>Go to sleep with VR, wake up with VR, repeat.
>You will never resolve to play through a backlog so huge you don't remember what any of the games are.
>You will never be placed in a demo where a really phony Deathwing is threatening to crush you.
>You will never laugh your ass off and dodge left and right, because his dialogue is way too silly.
>You will never stall him long enough for a party of dragons and heroes to drive him away.
>You will never be flown to safety, and have Alexstrasza looking at you like you're Ollanius Pius.
>You will never assume this is some kind of VN, and start trying to romance her.
>You will never succeed.
>You will never realize, only after cementing yourself as a hero and gaining a waifu, that you should save your game just in case.

>It will never work perfectly, because none of that was real.
>You will never close out of the game to give it a glowing review.
>You will never feel something sharp poking against your side.
>The world will never vanish.
>You will never wake up next to your loving waifu, who poked you with one of her horns in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156886
>nobody called us out that one time, so it's ok forever
I was wondering when that old chestnut would come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156871
She's supposed to be a snake, not a cow. If she trims up and gets rid of the smell I'll love her then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156893
Probably panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156888
>She will never be real
>>15156891
I think the dense act is better than teasing. If she wants to play that way, it's best to meet her head on

[Anonymous No.]

This is North American frontier folk creature tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156891
This guy gets it. Tease her until her tail is blurring, and then say something that pushes her over the edge and causes her to leap on top of you and wrap her tongue around yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156877
That sound's pretty good. I think I'd like a nee-san like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156888
>Moo meido
Fuck, don't remind me, everytime i hear that i remember that victorian maid and then i feel an uncontrolable urge to fap furiously to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906
That button nose shit is ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156901
If by "calling people out" you mean killing thread activity because you don't like it, yeah.

You need to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906
Man, fuck crabman and his stupid noses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156904
Then what if I hugged her close and told her that I'm good with going at her pace and that she doesn't have to have sex with me if she doesn't feel comfortable yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156888
What have we done to deserve so much stuff lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906
>American flag bikini top and daisy dukes
Why is this combination so arousing?
Get rid of the nose and it'd be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156888
WHY ISN'T SHE REAL DAMN IT! I WANT MY MILKY COW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906
Aren't those things originally German?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156813
She dies in legon :(

[Anonymous No.]

Fit tomboy wolfus in spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156930
So you can suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156918
Still panic because she thinks she'll mess It up when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156920
I have no clue, but I obviously don't hate it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156940
Is she a character for that Monstergirl Island game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156940
I can't believe he posted that and then said it wouldn't be in the game.
I mean we're getting a /fit/ shark girl but still.

>>15156946
Then I'll stroke her hair and tell her that I don't care if she messes up because I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want see a monster girl unsconciously wag her tail because she sees me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156942
I wonder what would happen if i surprise milk a Holst while she's busy doing something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156961
Just a piece of art the guy who's making it did. She's not in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156940
No penis, we just fapped
Penis
PENIS, WE JUST FAPPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156961
>>15156962
I actually had no idea she was from anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156971
Aww man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156931
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I made something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156982
Around rape watch your dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156963
I want to see a cool beauty monstergirl grab her tail whenever she's around me so it won't give away how much she likes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156982
teehee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156982
I'm a slut for wolfs, so I would probably ask her to rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156982
I mean they probably hear some other dirty words

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156940
Did someone say spats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906
Is that a Wendigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156992
I was trying to keep with the original image

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156996
Spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156996
Have you ever wanted to bathe in a monster girl's existance as a whole because she is so delicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157000
It's a Jackalope

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157009
Is that Anubis-senpai Anubutt 's boyish younger sister that she'd always upset at?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey
Krakens can change size, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157018
Are you asking if she can make herself small enough that your dick looks big by comparison?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157023
SAVAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157023
Fuckin' torched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157023
No. Actually I was wondering if it would be possible to have her expand large enough for me to sleep through the night wrapped snugly in the warm folds of her vagina.

I don't know why I would want that, but I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157018
I think the range was only human-sized to ship-wrecker size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157037
Better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157036
>ship-wrecker size
Do you think that is large enough for >>15157035?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157035
Nigga that's fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157035
>unbirth /d/ shit
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157054
>unbirth
You don't know what that means if you think it applies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157064
>I just want to sleep in her vagina guys, not be absorbed in her womb. It's totally different!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157043
Assuming it's a normal-sized ship, most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157016
She's the one who's always roughhousing and doing sports and making a mess of the house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156900
>>15156900
Eh. Who am I to tell you what you can and cannot like? I'm glad you enjoyed that little brainfart, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157070
That is completely different. I know you were being sarcastic, but there's a huge difference there.

>I just want to get flogged guys, not be decapitated! It's totally different!

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are nice and adorable

[Anonymous No.]

Abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157085
Someone needs help Anubutt-senpai teach her a lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157091
Nah. It's basically the difference between soft and hard vore, just with a different orifice. >>>/d/ stuff either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157070
I'd totally be absorbed into a cute monstergirl's womb. I bet it'd feel fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157097
I want to lick a dragon slightly lower than that. I also want to cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157129
You might want to stop there before this opens up something you'll regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157140
I think he's talking about having his dick sucked and his semen absorbed.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl NEET would stream herself playing video games, and accidentally masturbate while the camera was still on?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157140
The list of absurd fetishes I've fapped to grows by the week. There's little I could regret from this tangent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157158
What about the gamer succubi who hates all the webcam monstergirls and just wants to play video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157148
Well, he was replying to to a post that was, jokingly, saying the difference between unbirthing and vagina-sleeping, so I wasn't going to take any chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157158
Just when I think DSP can't sink lower, he finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156634
He only cared that the dolls were flawless physically. Gin's back cracked a bit when he put in the wings, so into the trash she went.

Rozen was a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157173
Gamecubus doesn't have time for this masturbation bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157158
That tail plume looks fucking silky and soft as shit, god damn. I just want to touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157093
You one of the Pastafarians the Flayers caught?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157188
Mindflayers are unjustly stereotyped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157186
If there is time to masturbate then that means she could be getting new world record speed runs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157204
Nevermind the huge backlog that has been piling up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157186
Channeling her sexual frustration into getting gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157188
>He fell for the Wurm meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157186
>>15157204
>>15157216
Gamecubus sounds fun to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156967
Heavy breathing with a little bit of mooing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157199
What are they really like, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157225
Kind and loving girls that deserve to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157225
Loving and caring and no mind rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157221
Until all she can say is "1v1 me scrub IRL"

[Anonymous No.]

Tubby wubby wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157239
No can do landmass.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/vQzSTZz1

Jabber Work: Friday. Hope you've enjoyed!

Fetishes include Baphomets being salty old ladies, brother-sister incest roleplay, sex, and ‘I love you’s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157249
Can that cute cadaver even rest her head properly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157252
>‘I love you’s
Whoah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156666
God Damn that is THICC. Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157225
They're squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157158
An alp with a thick spadetail that has a mind of its own

>tfw can't tell her her moans sound cute over a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157249
She's wearing that heavy collar to keep her head from flopping to one side, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157271
Loli flayers are extra squishy. Why need mind tentacles when you have mindcontroling body?

[Anonymous No.]

>Something incredibly obvious happens in an anime
>They spend 20 seconds explaining it like it's something complex or unclear

They all do shit like this:

>character shoots fireball at an oil slick underneath another character
>"No way! A shot the oil beneath B with his fireball, causing the oil to ignite, and causing B to get burned as a result!"

Not related but fuck it, didn't want to start a thread on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157286
Young mindflayers are scarier. They lack the inhibitions and experience their elders have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157271
Can I tie them together and use them as a mattress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157252
>I lay underneath Catrine on the plush king-sized bed. It was large enough for us both to sprawl out without even touching, but Catrine seemed entirely content to pin me down and curl against me. "You're my treasure, Princess," had been her only excuse. I would have complained, but it was awfully pleasant to lie drowsily in her warm embrace, feeling her soft body pressed against me, those sharp claws reminding me of her monstrous nature. Scary, and yet so soft. I reached up to stroke behind her horns, and she let out a sound that was almost like the purr of a housecat the size of a tiger, rumbling deep into my chest.
Too cute! Way too cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_S8NjPEXk

[Anonymous No.]

Kejourous in a hats, ultra-prudish or a form of BDSM?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens in MGC during the dawn when the nocturnal monsters are falling asleep and the regular ones are just waking up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157310
Both

[Anonymous No.]

Where has my motivation gone anons. Give it back to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157310
I want to put one in a bonnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157316
Peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156991
That's not something to be proud of. Although, I'm a slut for foxgirls so I'm not in any position to talk. I imagine most of us are sluts for one monstergirl or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157321
I want to put a hair net on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157321
M'Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157324
So that is the time to get shit done

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157331
Down with the matriarchry

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to Kejourous with shorter hair, do they get bullied by the longer haired ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157342
Like 30 feet vs 20 feet long Or you mean human short?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157346
Either/or

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157325
I used to only like dragons, but now that a hellhound opened the gates of wolfs I can't stop thinking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157350
>Cutting their hair human short
Isn't their hair a sex organ for them? That'd be like taking a knife to your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157370
I never said anything about cutting, what if she had short hair genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157357
>Can't even stay pure to one monstergirl
Slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157383
Some monsters are into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157386
That doesn't make it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157383
Staying pure is really hard if you stay exposed to a bunch of sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157379
I want to tenderly comfort a kejurou that can't grow anything longer than a bobcut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157404
Your sympathy only makes her feel worse about her disability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157404
That is the flat chest of their kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157408
Would it make her feel better if I rubbed my dick in her hair like all the other girls' husbands do? Because I can do that.

>>15157409
It could be worse. I mean, she could have split ends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157404
I want to brutally nuzzle a bobcut Kejuurou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157404
All the long haired ones bully her because she could never please a man with such short hair.They even call her baldy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157394
Dammit anon, you're better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

A wurm with a cuckold fetish that gets off on her husband being fucked by pot devils, ropers, selkies, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157418
I bet for some kind of irony she would have the best body of all of them too.

Wait. I legitimately want to read about a sex bomb bobcut kejurou being bullied by a bunch of flatties with long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157427
What if all the good genes are connected to hair length so she has short hair, flat chest, no ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157425
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157425
I'd rather a Dullahan with a self-cuckquean fetish that watches her body get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157425
> cuckold fetish
You make it sound so unseemly, anon.
Apart from the lamias, all mgs get off on seeing their beloved man enjoying himself as he stirs other girls to aheago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157441
>Apart from the lamias, all mgs get off on seeing their beloved man enjoying himself as he stirs other girls to aheago

Fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157434
>short hair, flat chest, no ass
Perfectly bullyable. As an MG I bet she'd be hurt by having to make her short hair into an onahole and letting me fuck her from behind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157441
Are you delusional or just emotionally broken?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trick an elf into thinking she is human

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157441
>all mgs get off on seeing their beloved man enjoying himself as he stirs other girls to aheago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157446
She can only give you a meager hairjob and just wishes she could do a full body hair wrap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157440
This is the only correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157445
Actually beelzebubs do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157459
Just got to get a fake head to make it more real for her

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to enjoy this monday
gonna watch some UFC, WWE and write about salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157446
I'll protect short haired kejouru from bullies like you! I'd rub my dick in her hair and laugh at all the long haired sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157467

which writefag be you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157467
Shine on anon.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/g/930093/e243b881e5/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157379
Does she want a human boy to laugh at her tiny hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157434
Then even I would have to bully her without mercy. Clearly God wanted her to be relentlessly madefun of, who am I to defy God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157478
>solopipb
>still no third Yanmoth chapter despite the fact he's been teasing at it
Son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, this got rather interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157467
>Watching the Everyone Jobs to Roman Show
So you enjoy torturing yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

It would be fun to drive a lilim to insanity with sheer stupidity

[Anonymous No.]

Which profession in MGC is safest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157496
>3D Gazer render
Niiice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157501
Become an escort. You'd be surprised at how many of them will hire you just for some benign stuff, they pay good money, and you'll be well-protected from the more belligerent customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157501
IT? All you got to do is steer clear of the Gazers and that one Lich who's the department head.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to Kikimoras that can't maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157499
I honestly used to fully like roman, and then his push turned him into cena 2.0
but WWE has a long line of ruining who i like so i no longer care. It'll be the new days turn soon

[Anonymous No.]

>a crippled kejouru who lost most of her hair in a terrible accident
>it looks really uneven and jagged
would you protect her smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157519
I would make her smile more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157508
>be an escort in MGC
>not like in a sexual way
>you only hire yourself out to the lonelier MG's
>Gazers and Cyclops mostly
>you just come over to their house, eat some dinner, watch a movie and cuddle all night
>you seriously can't believe how much money you make by just being the big spoon
>plus all the free dinners, oh god the free food makes up for it alone
>don't have to worry about rape because they're all too scared to scare you off
>clear about $2,000 a week
>life is good as a single cuddle slut

I want this. I want this so badly now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157419
Remembering the reasons why I fell in love with her makes me burn with loyalty. I think I might be cured from slutiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157501
office dude
be that guy that works in a company for 5 years but nobody knows your name

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a radio drama of something MG related. Who would be interested in hearing something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157470
Beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157517
They become hobos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157523
What happens when you get raped and don't get hired for being sullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157532
IIIRRROOOOOONNN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157518
It's not jjust him. They push the part-timers & fill out plots with them while the legitimately good talent gets stuck in mid-card or jobs because of petty vendettas against their origins.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the lead singer in this song be considered a gazer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157501
House husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157000
I can't have sex with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157547
Well you could...But it wouldn't be fun I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157535
Managers are smarter than that. They won't let their workers get hurt. The customers know the price for harming you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157529
I think I'd just feel awkward listening to it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a new monster girl quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157540
fucking brock lesbian.
I want to stay on topic but I cant think of a good MG/WWE joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157537
YEEEES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157529
You mean you want to write a story about a monstergirl radio show, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157501
writer
you dont have to interact with many people and can disguise yourself with a pen name

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157574
We need more girls in proper dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157545
Is it 80s hour?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP05iSzpz94

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl is the best at providing this service?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156358
Fun story so far, looking forward to seeing the backstory in the next chapter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157579
But that dress has no tail hole, it's hardly proper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156698
How much would a meat lover cost?
I wouldn't buy any of course. But would they let you eat it from the delivery girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157592
Very nice. I'll raise you by a song that would ignite an orgy the moment it was played live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nm1BJPe-pg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157593
I want to be princess carried by a Monster Girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156684
Dickless-kun's bedroom antics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156698
For anyone who wants to know, here's a step-by-step guide on ordering succubus pizza! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGJKDPkJRJc Remember not to ask for a drinkunless you're into watersports!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156698
For anyone who wants to know, here's a step-by-step guide on ordering succubus pizza! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGJKDPkJRJc [Embed] Remember not to ask for a drink unless you're into watersports!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like getting molested by multiple incarnations of you're waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157469
So you'll protect her from bullies by doing exactly what I planned to do to bully her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157621
axctually

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz-KmaKZn5rlb0pjR2k4T2o2YWc/view

[Anonymous No.]

>Meanwhile, at the MGC Penitentiary, Anon's escape attempt is foiled once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
No, I don't want to be molested at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
Yes

>You are waifu
Wait are you trying to make me gay again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157629
That's the spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157631
>this nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157628
What species would best girl that is to say, Hana be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
>Waifu is yandere
>A Lilim sneezes or whatever bullshit reason you need
>Suddenly there's 4 of her
It's gonna be a bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
Almost as much as she'd like to be molested by multiple incarnations of me.

That is to say, yes. Fucking YES.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a holst with a rear that's bigger than her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157636
Hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157644
Are you calling her mousy? I'd have gone with Alraune because unlimited nectar works

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157643
That's illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157636
A Hinezumi or maybe a Kakuen.

Something that can deliver bone-crushing karate kicks while acting cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157649
It's sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

If I jacked off over a sleeping Salamander's feet, would she beat me up for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157659
Okay, hang on here. We need to clarify: is her ass bigger than her tits because her chest is flat or because DONK? The former should be illegal, the latter is still weird but approaches acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624

>Multiple incarnations of a Kejourou

http://imgur.com/MCyTVvu

I don't think I'd survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157660
Yes, most likely in the "B-Baka!" tsundere way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157660
Yes, she would then proseed to beat you up, call you an idiot for not letting her jack you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>be human girl
>wish you could get attention like all the monster girls
>Djin hears your wish

She should have known better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157662
Donk.
Lots of donk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
Yes. But then again, multiple incarnations of an undead doesn't really make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156358
As simple as it sounds, it's a great premise with a lot of potential, the realistic setting also allows for a lot of originality (relative to other Slime stories)

Sophie is a likeable character, you did a good job of balancing her intelligence between a mere sapient being and an actual person you can hold a conversation with

I'm looking forward to the rest of the story, and I sure hope the FBI doesn't get involved with our cutie Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157677
The Practical Incarnation sneers at your feeble efforts to comprehend her power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157653
No boob monkey
BOOB MONKEY GO HOME

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157677
It makes tons of sense for a lich. This might all have even been according to plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157687
Sure, she'll go home.

But only if you're able to snatch the fruit from her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
Who the fuck is the Iri with horns? Some Fate/GO bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157693
I drop my pants, she'll be forced to grab muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157660
She'd probably call you a weirdo. Because who the fuck would jack off over lizard feet?
Weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157697
You have learned your first lesson, towards becoming the ultimate manslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157701
My Slut Fu is strong, but I lack technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157669
Does she have a single pair of tits, or is that some ugly multi-boob bullshit?
>>15157694
It probably has to do with another bit of Iri fanart that portrays her as a succubus since I can't find any official material that portrays her as the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157686
>>15157689
So she creates a new incarnation ever now and then… for what purpose?
Did she see me as a child and decided that she would marry me? And then she reincarnated herself to better suit my tastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>love non-cosplay tier kitsunes with claws
>artists way draw them that way never stop there and always give them button noses
Ain't fair I tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157660
What is it that people like so much about reptilian monstergirl appendages?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157713
I don't know but I can't help it. No bully please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157669
>Succubus teacher sighs happily, as she reminisces on the time that she first went through puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

Homunculi are cute. CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157713
Jealous Anubis detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157669
I feel the kawaii taking over me, it is a good uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157710
>for what purpose?
>lich
>for what purpose?
SCIENCE. If I need to explain any more than that I sincerely hope you're waifu isn't a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157712
How do you feel about Yao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157722
That version of Leysritt has a poochy belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157729
>You will never be a Lich's Frankenstein's Monster.
>A nerdy Lich with coke-bottle glasses screaming "HE'S ALIVE!" after finally creating her perfect boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157722
Best meidos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157636
BTW Anna would be a top jub-jub
>turbo lewd
>turns every sentence/action into lewd
>non-stopping flow of love nectar
>LOVE NECTAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157735
>"Creating"
>She actually just had a familiar bonk you over the head then drag you to her lab before jolting you with zap weasel lightning to wake you up
>You are now married to an undead chuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157734
Cause all she does is eat snacks and watch shitty TV. Grab it and pinch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157729
>>lich
Yes, that's my waifu.
>SCIENCE
Ah, I forgot SCIENCE.

Would she try and reincarnate me once I was at the end of my lifespan? She would let me keep my memories, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157668
Would a Salamander even be any good at that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157741
Chuini lich is best lich!
Especially if they got the :< face!

>>15157747
Better than one would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157740

RIP Matsuki Miyu, your voice was sexy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157750
What happened? Did she drown in cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157751
Japanese cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157741
>Zap Weaseal as Igor

I like this. When Igor is a good Zap Weasel, she gets some batteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157751
She died of acute pneumonia after being hospitalized, and her last public communication was to talk about how she wanted to get married and start a family after she got better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157749
Those hands and feet don't look particularly dexterous or pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157663
A big hair cocoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157757
>wanted to get married and start a family after she got better.
Raising the death flags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157757
>she wanted to get married and start a family after she got better
She really should've known better than to raise her own death flag like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157757
That's her fault for raising such a blatant death flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157759

Exactly. I think I'll be stuck in there for several hours. If not longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157731
Yao is p. good, but those paws are too big for waifu material. This is more along the lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157758
They’re firm and warm. If they want to , they could make it feel incredible. Maby not as good as a paw job, but still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157765
Why is Ammy so sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157771
She has no man to mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157765
Those are just hairy hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157766
>They’re firm and warm.
And rough and scaly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157783
If that's what you are into I guess, I won't judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157612

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157252
I like how Caterine acts in a human fashion but retains some monster values
I usually find monster girls who acts like humans absolutely pointless and a waste but you pulled it off nicely thanks to a few details here and there

>incest roleplay
Fetish acquired

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157778
its sort of an in-between kinda thing, ill go more monstrous obviously

[Anonymous No.]

Oni Mercenary Captains

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157757
>38 years old pretty CC dying alone
>her last words are "I want to get married'
Sasuga Japan. Truly a place of anime fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157799
>you will never be kidnapped by one
>she will never develop a motherly side despite molesting you alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157783
Scales are actually quite smooth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157765
>Too big for waifu material
You're not trying hard enough, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157787
I'm not into it, I'm just stating why salamander hands and feet are shit.
As most monstrous limbs are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157813
Why does Yao have that hideously deformed face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157820
>As most monstrous limbs are.
Calm down there casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157496
>Abs
I thought she was a NEET, you lied to me!

While I always like toned girls I don't think it fits Gazer too well

>>15157529
The monster girl community is too small for this kind of content
You could make it in video form with some simple editing but even then you'd have to keep it short and perhaps use the voice from a software

It seems like a bad idea either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157828
Yao's beautiful, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157771
Thingken of sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157828
Fuck you, Yo has a cute face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157848
>posts fanart that understates her face's monstrousness
Proving my point

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please get ready to go to the beach and show those seaside girls your tan.
Along with the dwarf in the lifeguard seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157848
Does she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157908
Best kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157908
Murder/rape face doesn't count. Her resting face looks fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157917
>>15157908
>thats the rape face

FEAR BONER ACTIVATE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157908
>>15157917
She looks gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157908

Those shark teeth only enhance the boner, not dissuade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157917
What, you don't like her rape faces?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like we've reached "peak-wan" as a thread.

Nothing compares with canids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157917
Why do I find her actually fairly modest body somehow more sensual than any huge titted, giant hipped sex bomb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157938
Didn't say that. Just said that her face only gets distorted when she's in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157939
Silly hat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157951
What's your favorite Yao face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157950
Good proportions are attractive no matter what, big titties are a fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157981
I've never actually played MGQ, so I don't know what faces she all makes, Thoug I catually like it when she's smiling, teeth bared or no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157939
Anon, there can never be enough "wan". Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157998
>you're hellhound waifu will never shift into MAXIMUM OVER-WAN

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158009
Oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157917
Would Yao give the worst handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158032
They're called Pawjobs, and they would be pretty good with all that fluff getting slowly sticky because of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why am i such a cuddleslut for taller, protective monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157950
>fairly modest
Is she really? Seems like she'd only qualify for that by anime standards; in 3D Yao would definitely be above average, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158055
Well, of course. But her body still feels believable and... rather elegant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158055
Definitely. Paws and tails aside, she could easily pass for a model.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be human human married to a hard working butcher
>He is boring and overweight, I can score better
>On my way to cheat on him with the town's mayor
>Suddenly feel a dreadful aura behind me
>Tentacles enter my ears
>...
>Come back to my senses in some kind of huge underground cavern
>It's dark but I can make out some strange lights
>I also hear women crying and men's grunts
>I'm completely naked and bound up
>An eerie octopus monster approaches me
>She tells me some incomprehensible things about being breeding fodder
>She leaves, revealing my husband standing behind her
>Start to cry and beg him to save me
>He walks closer to me without saying a word
>His look is one of pure lust
>He is completely out of his mind
>Get raped by my own husband
>...
>Many years and pregnancies later my husband is still mindlessly pounding at me
>I wonder why did this have to happen to me
>Where did they take all my children to
>And what will happen to me once I am no longer of use to my captors

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158060
>her body still feels believable
Oh it certainly is, the proportions are within the realm of reason but she's far from modest. Funny how a few years of anime-styled material will shift your expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158077
Truly Mindflayers are our greatest ally, for they have solved the "no male babies" problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157923
That's not the rape face.
This is the rape face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158009
So I already found the source, but remember when Exlinks actually worked to find source? That took so much more work than it should have. Thanks, Moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158092
Hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the grizzly!
Do it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158092
Why is Yao so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157917
>One in six monmusu is afflicted with Resting Rape Face
>Despite their muscles holding this expression, their true attitude may...
>...oh, who are we kidding? Of course they always want to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158109
Stop right there fiend! I'm gonna need a source on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158113
[Fujimaru] Grizzly
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1982421

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158070
>Paws and tails aside
And face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158092
>THATS THE RAPE FACE
FEARBONER IS AT CRITICAL LEVELS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158111
>Nice body
>Mofu
>BIG. MEATY. PAWS!
>Big, molestable fox ears
>Dat smile
>Butt slut
Bonus of being a butt slut: you'll get to take her virginity and impregnate her in the same night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158128
Much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158133
>you'll get to take her virginity and impregnate her in the same night.
Even human women can do that. Well, technically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158133
What kind of face would you want her to make when you bust a nut inside her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158088
Yeah but that's probably the most extreme way to fix it, especially since it will fix itself once the Demon Lord gathers enough power

Monster girls completely disregarding human as worthless, inferior beings is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158155
I want her eyes wide open, a look somewhere between shock and ecstacy when she realizes shes now carrying our little kit. And then the loving kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158128
Fucking jewcob
I hate reading stuff on my pc, it's uncomfy
What is the best image viewer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158168
Would you be turned off if she made faces like >>15158092 during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158088
Yeah but that's probably the most extreme way to fix that problem, especially since it will eventually fix itself once the Demon Lord gathers enough power

Monster girls completely disregarding human women as worthless, inferior beings is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158171
Perfect Viewer works great even free if you're on Android.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158173
Not him, but no. Exactly the opposite.
Yao opening her red gems is the moneyshot, but all Yao expressions are bonerriffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158173
No. If her tongue is lolling out during sex, it means I'm doing something right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158178
But what about PC? I only have shit default viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158196
Irfanview does the job. And it only sometimes dies at webms.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Monster Girl oneechan to teach me that I should believe in the her that believes in me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156340
Chochin-Obake Roomba vs Kikimora

Someone Draw or write it.... NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158243
>Having sex with your Kraken onee-chan
>"Come on Anon we can keep going!"
>"But I already came 8 times, let me rest please..."
>"Don't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158179
>but all Yao expressions are bonerriffic
But what is it about them that's so damn hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156405
>>15156389
>>15156386
What the janitor really needs is the ability to lock threads instead of deleting them. That way dying threads can just be locked, forcing people to make a new one and allowing those late to the party to still read the old one.

The mercy-killing right now is not bad, but its certainly annoying for anyone trying to catch up later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158290
Kikimora Online Janitors!

http://pastebin.com/Xy6M76na

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157572
Just hope your real name never gets known. Or alternatively, deliberately keep shining some light on it. When your real name finnaly becomes known your books will instantly become best-sellers and you'll be rich. Just make sure to leave the country BEFORE you reveal your real name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158261
What is that expression meant to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158375
That she is happy to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>Live next door to a family with a little Succubus girl the same age as you
>She promises to marry you one day
>Her family moves away after her father gets a new job
>15 years later, you're meeting a coworker for lunch to talk about a presentation
>You're approached by a Succubus who is the very definition of sex appeal
>Thinking your coworker is your date, she rather aggressively tells her to get lost
>Your coworker asks her who she is and if you know her
>It all comes back to you
>"Amelia?"
>"Hello Anon. I've missed you, and I've finally come to claim what's mine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158168
>when she realizes shes now carrying our little kit.

Ha...ahhahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

Yeah, you'll definitely would make her pregnant mate. Definitely. 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158290
I can pull up deleted threads just fine to read the last couple hundred posts that I may have missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158393
What would a prostate massage from Yao be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158397
I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158398
Exit is over there, buddy.

>>15158403
Well I have 4chan x so who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158406
It was a perfectly normal question.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I sunbathed in my backyard. Summer has come. Bring the skimpily clad brown bitches! Bring the Amazons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158406
I can understand if butt stuff isn't to your liking but you'll have a lot more fun if you stop being so prudish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158407
>>15158410
Go die in a ditch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158408
>tfw peeking at your amazon neighbour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158416
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158378
The nerve of her, acting like we can get married after she left me for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158398
Fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158301
Sad. I need to dick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158410
Fuck you, we let one faggot talk about getting fucked in the ass here and this entire thread is going to be infested by homos wanting to get dicked by furry futas.
These kinds of people are unwanted elements and need to be removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158437
>getting fucked in the ass
That's not what a prostate massage is.

>These kinds of people are unwanted elements and need to be removed.
Oh right, I forgot you owned these threads and have final say in all matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158437
>and this entire thread is going to be infested by homos wanting to get dicked by furry futas.
It would be funny if this wasn't what you actually believed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158441
Pegging belongs on /d/. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158441
>That's not what a prostate massage is.
You're taking a foreign object up your rear, that's exactly what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158449
>Get over it.
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158449
So does pretty much anything else you could do with a monster girl that goes beyond regular old vaginal, blowjobs and titfucks, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's play a game, Anon.

Roll for a girl
http://www.monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

You're out in a public place one day, minding your own business, when this girl walks up to you and says something odd.

Roll 1d6 for what she says
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

1) She gives you a sly grin and asks, "How hard?"
2) She approaches with obviously feigned casualness and mumbles to you under her breath, moving her lips as little as possible, "The rabbit is running for the briar patch."
3) Fidgeting nervously she asks, "You know, I've always wanted to name my children in alphabetical order. Can you think of any good names that start with A?"
4) She bounds up to you energetically and says in a loud voice, "I made cookies!"
5) She glides to you gracefully and asks with a gentle, guileless smile, "Do you believe in God?"
6) Her eyes quickly dart around to make sure nobody is close enough to overhear before she whispers timidly, "In the butt?"

You don't recognize her but you can't be certain you've never met her before. There seems to be no context for what she said. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158250
A lamp roomba or just a tsukumogami Roomba?
And wouldn't that just be an android maid anyway?
Like, a totally ditzy one with bad sensors who kept bumping into you at bad times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Cupid
>5
Nope. I stopped playing with imaginary friends when I was 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Amazoness
So far so good.
>2
I reply to her with
>but Brother Fox, he lay himself low!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Lizardman
>She bounds up to you energetically and says in a loud voice, "I made cookies!"

I ask if I can have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
And remember Anons, these games are to juice up creativity. Not just flood the thread with "Oh neat, I got a thing." (not that I'm complaining if that's all you really desire to do)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Dryad
>2

U wot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>A Raiju asking me for anal
Yeah, I'm taking her up on that offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Mandragora
>4
I tip my fedora and whisper "no",then do a 360 and walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Blue Oni
>3
Alice and Andrew were the first things to come to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Giant Ant
>In The Butt
How does this one work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158489
>Dryad saying that
Fucking run
Run for your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158499
Fuck meant 5

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girl talent shows

Think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Hellhound asking for baby names

I'm cautious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158507
You've given yourself away, Anon. Now it's clear to all you just wanted a chance to tip your fedora. It's alright, it did look pretty cool, we won't judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>succubus
>5

I do, but chances are my God is different from yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>maus
I don't even need to roll.
[X] sniff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158505
Why...WHY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158517
>Monsters Got Talent with Simon Cowell as the judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Imp
>1
I don't think it matters what I tell her now. There are already nine other imps around me. And there will be no mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

FAT CAT ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158549
Nyandatte?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158502
They probably have a hole on the ant abdomen somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158537
>Not even letting a mouse speak before sniffing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158549
Thick Thighed Felines

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158561
Panther Dancer > Leo Dancer > Cat Dancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158560
She can talk while I sniff her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158560
Let her squeak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158480
She blushes heavily and says, "I'm sorry. I got the wrong person."

>>15158491
You have an afternoon of hedonistic pleasure in a nearby bathroom stall. Unfortunately all of your electronics have been drained and your penis now glows in the dark.

>>15158500
You wake up in bed with a killer hangover, a conversation about whether it's acceptable for a non-alice monstergirl to use the name alice being the last thing you remember. In bed next to you is a naked blue Oni with an impressive puddle of semen on the sheets beneath her crotch. She's wearing a wedding ring. So are you.

>>15158502
She leads you somewhere more private and gives you an in-depth demonstration.

>>15158517
What a lewd frog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158567
>I'm sorry, I got the wrong person
I'm going to hail her, see what she's plotting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Dragon
>"How hard?"
Why am I suddenly fearful for my pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158567
>You wake up in bed with a killer hangover, a conversation about whether it's acceptable for a non-alice monstergirl to use the name alice being the last thing you remember. In bed next to you is a naked blue Oni with an impressive puddle of semen on the sheets beneath her crotch. She's wearing a wedding ring. So are you.
The only thing I'm mad about is that I don't remember it. I mean that was my first time goddammit, drinking alcohol that apparently doesn't taste like piss and fucking, she's gonna need to oblige some serious fetishes to make this up to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Ryu
>6

I'm relaxing, enjoying the sunny day when a Ryu who is visibly stressed and afraid of people seeing her approaches me
She gives me a look of pure confidence as if she was about to tell me a speech she perfectly learned, but she only manages to blurt out "I-in the butt?"
I, of course, did not understand what a godlike creature like her meant by "In the butt?", and thus I ask her to clarify her request
She grows bright red and fidgets with her claws while spewing out random words "You... temple... sex... priestess... virginity... book... anal... please?"
Again I could not comprehend her and as I open my mouth to ask for more clarifications, she suddenly grabs my hand and carries me off to a quiet place
She undoes her fancy red and white kimono and reveals her naked form
Confused, I just lay on the ground and admire her beauty
She removes my pants and unravels my half erect penis, the sight shocks her and she hides her face in shame
She quickly recoils and grabs her kimono before putting it back on
"I'm sorry!" She scream in a very embarrassed tone as she flies away, leaving me utterly dumbfounded and disappoint
After a few minutes I remember going to her temple a few weeks ago to pray for a sunny spring
I decide to give her another visit in the near future to get to know her better

I could continue but that's a satisfactory ending

Rolling games should be taken more seriously and receive developed answers
They have the potential to bring about interesting discussions and new content, but we just waste them by simply rolling and calling it a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158524
She senses your caution and begins spilling spaghetti everywhere. She makes some random excuse to leave but as soon as she turns around she trips on a crack in the sidewalk and loses her glasses, which are promptly ran over and broken by a cyclist.

>>15158534
She introduces herself as a sister affiliated with a nearby church of Hathor and has an engaging discussion of theology with you.

>>15158548
You manage to escape after a month in the Imp Pit.

>>15158570
"No, r-really, it's nothing. I was just, uh, looking for someone." The poor girl is really out of sorts. Do you press the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158552
>hair and fur are completely different colors
This will never not bother me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158614
I guess I can go and buy her some new glasses as long as she explains why she's being so weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Thunderbird
>5
Just walking around, minding my own business when a living legend of avian monster girls appears in front of the sun. She glides down gently towards me, the blinding glare behind her darkening her form and hiding her face. By the time I realize she is coming towards me, I am stuck in my place and in awe. Landing before me, she asks only one thing.
"Do you believe in god?"
"Praise the sun."

>>15158599
There, I did it. Stop nagging me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158628
As you help her up and offer to take her to get a new pair you notice a small book on the ground where she fell. It's titled "100 Best Pick-up Methods".

>>15158632
The Thunderbird proclaims you have been chosen to be a magical boy. She imbues you with the power of the Sun and tells you to fight evil in the name of Amaterasu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158645
>She imbues you with the power of the Sun and tells you to fight evil in the name of Amaterasu.
Fuck yes, time for jolly cooperation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158645
Aw geez. Doesn't she know those books are nonsense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158632
>Stop nagging me.
Now I feel bad, sorry

I want a religious fanatic Thunderbird to praise the sun with
I'd confort her at night when her god is nowhere to be seen in the skies
We'd make plenty of zealous sun follower babies to praise the sun even harder than before

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158666
That's alright Satan. And maybe she has a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Large Mouse
>randomly asking me if I'm hard

Over a Large Mouse? In her dreams. I forgot they were even a thing until I rolled that page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Merrow
>4

You pretty sure you made them on land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Shirohebi
>3
Should I start to run?

[Anonymous No.]

>Recently get really into lovecraft
>All I want to write is cosmic horror
>To the extent of wanting to shoe horn in extradimensional buggery to existing stories
That motherfucker had to have known something. No one's mind naturally veers that way.

>You'll never have a Great Race invade your mind with a faulty mechanism that results in a sexy abominable Tulpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158686
Lovecraft is great, we should have more people write about that sort of thing. I'm in the middle of trying my hand at it too, but it won't be a while before I feel it's good and ready.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Hakutaku Sensei to explain Evangelion to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158678
She's planned for that contingent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158696
I'd already given it a vague attempt, but now that I've read more the overall story I've wreeten heeds a fairly major overhaul to fit better thematically.

[Anonymous No.]

Be wary of spiders they are dangerous and crafty creatures.
http://i.imgur.com/Q2NPsTa.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158686
>>15158696
I wrote a few Lovecraft-inspired greentext of Mindflayer and Wendigo, it's fun but they really didn't amount to much
Even with the mysterious nature of their profile we still know that in the end they are good being who just want to become one with their husband

If you want to write cosmic horror monster girls you should probably steer away from MGE and make something more original

As a side note I find it funny that "The fisherman of Falcon Point" is basically a monster girl story

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158724
>If you want to write cosmic horror monster girls you should probably steer away from MGE and make something more original
Well that's what most writers do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158721
You mean sweet and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158721
More Regura is always welcome.

What ever happened to Kuroshiki anyway? Used to be that he, Z-Ton, Hroz and Horitomo were the biggest producers of MG stuff./spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158703
>You walk up a mountain to receive a Hakutaku's wisdom
>She expects you to ask about ancient knowledge or perhaps the next natural catastrophe
>You ask her about a Zipanguese animation
>She doesn't have the answer
>You leave after giving her a look of digust
>She gets dissapoint at her own lack of knowledge
>She becomes a full blown neet who spends her entire days learning about otaku culture

Are you happy?

>>15158721
I love this kind of arachne design
A spider lower half definitely has it's charms but there is something about a more humanoid build with the monstrous parts spread evenly all over the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158778
>Are you happy?
No because I still don't get Evangelion

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Mantis
>1
Very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
> Ghost
> "2) She approaches with obviously feigned casualness and mumbles to you under her breath, moving her lips as little as possible, "The rabbit is running for the briar patch."
"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
>Tomboy mechanic anubis
>Sweet, smart loli anubis
>Shortstack space engineer anubis
>Fantasy setting spellcaster anubis who learnt magic rather than engineering

>All different incarnations of the single idea of a waifu
>All getting lovey and intimate in a cuddle puddle of delicious brown and soft fur

Calling it "Heaven" doesn't do it justice. This'd be like if I died, went to Heaven, then died in Heaven, and went to the Heaven that's even more impossibly perfect than the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158706
But I'm on a public place, what could she hope to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158826
She already knows where you live, she just wanted to try a natural greeting to start a normal relationship. And you won't know that she knows that, so you'll think you're safe and be ambushed by a white snake as soon as you get home, where nobody can hear you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
I'd enjoy it. For some reason there already seem to be multiple versions of her anyway, but that might just be the artist drawing her normally, using her magic and being corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158778
>with the monstrous parts spread evenly all over the body
I agree, but I just wish that there were fewer of them, and that her face was 100% human. Bit too close to furry for me this way. The reason why most monster girls usually have clearly separated almost entirely human and almost entirely monster segments is because it both doesn't tarnish the human parts, and makes the monster parts feel less intrusive and more like a neat accessory.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Cay Sea's birthday today.

You didn't forget, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158860
Who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158863
I do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158865
>I celebrate some jap stranger's birthday because he drew a few pictures of girls that I liked
sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158876
Let him celebrate whatever the fuck he wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158860
>Cay Sea
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Baphomet
>4
I'll thank her and then ask if I can share it with the qt apophis nearby. If the baphomet refuses because reasons, then I'll just pass on the cookies. I don't know what kind of magic she might have put in the dough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158860
How old is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158944
KC.
Come on lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158860
How should we celebrate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158998
Masturbation to thoughts of our waifus. Or whatever is turning you on today. Or floor tiles, if that's your thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159005
I already fapped to some hot bestiality

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159012
Way to be a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158998
Fap to Baphomets, it's what he would want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159012
Hi Aftyn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158990
Hey now. I understood what you meant, but that phonetic could almost as easily have been "Cait Sith"
And if you think it's pronounced anything like the Star Wars religion, go look up Gaelic words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159020
Already on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159015
But it wasn't yaoi
Tenzen Miyabi does some hot shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157252
you're doing god's work
keep it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158949
Later that day anon was kidnapped by a group of lolis for refusing the cookies.
He is now a permanent resident at the sabbath headquarters and is repeatedly being cuddled by the baphomet that offer him the cookies.

He is only feed cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159051
I bet they also gave him the pet name cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158840
Impossible, I have tons of alarms and locks in my house; I live in a city highly populated with monstergirls after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys ever written something, and halfway through you realize how stupid it was and just went “the fuck did I just wright”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
I did. The difference was I finished it, posted it, and everyone basically said 'that was terrible' and I replied 'yeah, thought so.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
All the time. Those pesky Wrights trick me into sex and in the afterglow you can't help but think
'Aw fuck, she did it again!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159061
Then you have the most adorkable white snake trying to get past your defenses, only to fail in ways you didn't think possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
It happens to me often. I don't know if deleting these things is a good or bad thing, because I've seen stuff on here that I thought was awful getting loads of positive attention and things that I thought were amazing get ignored or shat on. Basically, I'm a bad judge of what the thread wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159082
But then I will feel sad for her and probably invite her into my house! But that was probably her plan all along.

I'm just realizing I wouldn't last long if they were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159091
I just want to imagine how hard getting a lamia out of a chimney must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>your kobold daughteru will never laugh at your tiny penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>A Jiangshi bouncing up, happy and proud that she had made cookies with stiff knees and arms.
Well bless your soul, go tell everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Always remind nee-chan that incest is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159117
You mean right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159117
Yes. Then she can teach me how I'm wrong and incest is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Dark priest asks if I believe in god
If I say yes she is is going to ask for sex, if I say no she is going to teach me about it. What to do?

[Anonymous No.]

I love /fit/ monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159158
I love /fit/ monster girl that drop spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to socially awkward Succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159201
They die from hunger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159158
Same. The best thing about monsters is that they can be huge and still have wonderful D cup tits at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159209
>that hentai
TRIGGERED
FUCK YOU ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159201
>>15159205
Succubi are the most unfortunate monstergirls if you assume certain parts of their mythology would be true.
They need sex to live/exist but in a monstergirl world there would be a huge amount of competition. I wouldn't be surprised if they made up the bulk of rapists out of sheer desperation, hunger and the horror of knowing they could just drop dead if they don't fuck someone soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159214
It was a hentai? I just pulled this from my Oni and other buff MGs folder, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159221
I'd volunteer at a succubus shelter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159225
hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159231
Fine, be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159225
It has a bad case of vacuumface, that and some other shit, but mostly near-permanent vacuumface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159236
vacuumface doesn't even begin to describe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159236
Oh, I see. Anime style just doesn't do blowjobs well. Anteater faces are common because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that sea succubutts need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159225
You don't know?
Kek
http://imgur.com/a/QXHPT
Here are gifs from that hentai
The second one is your pic oni

[Anonymous No.]

Plush Elin hips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159244

Hahaha, what the fuck? Who honestly sat down and went "Yep, this is the sexy blowjob face we were looking for!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159243
Does "sleeping with the fish" have a sexual meaning in MGC since bad things don't exist?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus comes in many flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159254
Bad things still exist it's just that there's always a way to come back from it. Like if you drowned a monster girl would probably take you to a necromancer to get you resurrected as her undead sex toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159253
Now delete that pic and never use it again
It gives me PTSD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159244
noot noot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159221
Succubi a shit
They deserve to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159274
paladinfags please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159252
>elins
i wanna touch the loli rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158097
Can you link it pls? 8 don't know how to use exlinks

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you go and find yourself a nice human girl, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
I would if human girls nowadays knew how to use different kinds of weaponry, had a basic knowledge on blacksmithing and an implied bloodlust in their stares.

Sadly there are not human girls like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159244
They look like fucking anteaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159339
Not him, but:
http://exhentai.org/g/930116/fbc8241a5b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
That human girl is pretty cute, cutter than a lot of monster girl in my opinion. I thinks it's those abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
Because I need Big Blue Booty to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
Too much effort and too much of a gamble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
Because, like cats, they hate headrubs until they see someone else getting headrubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159417
>>15159418
We're talking about 2D or 3D here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158860
Man, no matter how you see it last year that turned out to be quite an event for the thread. We had a few namefags actually doing something for him - I remember Mari and Less making some collaboration art along some other people, Mithril drawing a Bapho or something.
Goes as nice lubricant to the late claims we're 'growing'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159426
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159426
both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159432
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159444
There's nothing wrong with 2D human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158614
>Do you press the issue
Took me a while but no, I let her go, and then I just happen to bump into her later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
Because I don't like the way Beelzebub eggs vibrate in her ass when I try to stick my dick in.

[Anonymous No.]

I cast Force of Nature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159256
>class act
Wait, isn't that from Bible Black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159256
>No Shamshiel costume
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
Yes but I post it anyway because you people it up like dung beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159460
Force of nature was nerfed, so it’s allright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159478
It works alright in my WCIII, therefore it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159243
>Nereid art
Why are all the old girls getting so much love all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
Yeah. Then I keep going and post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cum on a Mandragora's roots

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159498
eeew

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
For some reason for me i feel like sex scenes might actually ruin a good plot.

Like you build a good world with a good background and also have characters that make sense developing themselves in it, only to reduce it all again for the sake of having two of them have sex, doesn't it feel wrong?

I've been wanting to write MG smut, but i am never satisfied with the result so i always end up writing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159503
You don't have to write smut. Lots of perfectly good stories without smut exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159510
Such as?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fuck a lamia if she had a snake pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159522
Maybe if she was a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159484
Beats me but I don't mind on bit.

Now if only some of that love could be given to Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158517
Anyone know who drew that? I can't find any results from reverse searching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159527
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159522
God yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159517
I remember a story about a dragon and his smug piece of shit partner and how they get out of a jewnuki dilema.

One of the few ones without any kind of lewd implications that i actually liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159522
I've fapped to plenty of doujins with snake pussy so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>Aahhh, his abs are so tight!
>And he's got such cool hair!
>Humans are the best!
Do you help him? This guy is obviously fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159533
>his

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159522
>if
I thought Lamias only had snake pussies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159522
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159539
Fuck you, you understood me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159537
>cockblocking a fellow man
Only villains do that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I would a Matango.
Would you a Matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159553
Wouldn't you like to get a piece of that action, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159568
N-no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159539
>Anon's face when he checks his profile's inbox on MGC main dating site after sending a few dozen messages to all kinds of girls the day before, and sees the species of the only one answering back

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159568
Are the mushrooms growing on her erogenous?

[Anonymous No.]

Thick, yandere moo meidos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159620
I'd rather that octopussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159537
Nah, he's fine.
I'm sure the Elves won't mind me just passing through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159620
I'm going to oil up her fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159620
>hairy ass
Ewwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159541
No, they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159626
Give her a good ol' rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159635
What did you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159430
Apparently the japs draw KCs as that Baphomet they all drew too, so it certainly left an impact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159568
I would love and care for one, yes.

>>15159608
I bet they are. You could rub your fingers along the frills under the caps, kiss the tops of them, or even squeeze them gently in your hands to make her feel all mushy and wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

Today is my birthday so a friend drew Miia getting ready to celebrate with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
Happy birthday, chief

[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders don't mind it if their tail-flame is put out, right? I mean, real salamanders are amphibians and swim all the time.
Also my dad and I saved hundreds of little frog eggs from dehydration by moving them into deeper water the other day, does my selfless act mean I deserve a frogfu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159620
Will that scylla pull in and grope the holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159647
Lamias, in MGE, don’t have snake pussys. In any form .

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
Happy birthday, boy who likes strumpets and harlots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
Happy birthday, you goddamn obsessive nutter.
Your way of life is a shining beacon to those of us in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683

Happy birthday, dude.

My own birthday is late next month

[Anonymous No.]

I want to keep a loli Lamia in a people-sized fish tank and drop tied up mousegirls in there for her to 'eat'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
Happy birthday. May you dream of sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159722
Anon that's incredibly lewd. What will you do when the mousegirls are blushing and shivering while that lamia could around them and nibbles their ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159731
Sit back and watch. Maybe film it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159735
I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159712
Still not as crazy as gazerfag
He has the most amount of pics and spent the least amount of money, somehow getting them for free.
He is either super lucky or it's not a gazerfag but an actual gazer who hypnotizes fags into drawing her.
Pretty spoopy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
I had this in my folder, here you go old timer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159677
So if that Baphomet is meant to be KC, would it be gay to jack off to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159775
Is it gay to lack of too alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159745
Quality will always trump quantity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159721
I've got about 62-63 days until mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159738
>a dollar!
I'm going to charge more than that anon, this is some very exclusive, groundbreaking stuff. I don't think anyone has ever experimented with loli Lamias and loli Mice together before. Are they going to become friends while trapped together? Will the Lamia grow a superiority complex because the poor Mice are all tied up and helpless, and the only stimulation in her closed environment? Will they try to satisfy each other's sexual needs before they beg me to take them out and 'feed' them correctly? Nobody knows yet, but I aim to find out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159786
Fine, I'll give you two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159775
Is it gay to jack off to alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159790
But this is 24/7 footage anon, round the clock for weeks on end! I'd say that's worth a lot more than two dollars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159775
No of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159793
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159793
It is gay only if it has a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159782
IMO he has both the quality and quantity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159801
Fine, two and a half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159620
>Thick
Yes
>yandere
Yes
>moo
YES
>meidos
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159823
>transgenders are not gay
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159834
A guy having sex with a girl is what heterosexuality is all about, Daddy-O!

[Anonymous No.]

what is the one thing you fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
Getting mugged by mudslimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
Getting tortured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159836
Except it's not a girl in the first place

And that pic is disgusting
IRL transgenders look prettier than that shit. Fucking Bruce Jenner looks more feminine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
I fear that as writer I will eventually end up with a meme about myself here
MG wise I fear the "pest" types like devil bugs and beezlebubs. hell even khepri gives be the mental image of a slightly more sexy version of what happen to that one guy at the end of the mummy retuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159854
Reminder that a man managed to win woman of the year

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
Dogs.

Kobolds wouldn't bully me would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159860
>end up with a meme about myself
It's not so bad, being a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159827
Anon, please. I'm gonna need about 3.50.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
You mean, monster girl related or in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159867
>Men are being better women than actual women

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159877
you can do both if you want, MG is so we can keep it on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159876
And it was then I realized, that sleazy anon trying to sell me loli on loli porn was actually a five-storey crustacean from the late Paleozoic era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
Go away Dr. Crane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159878
its a sad, cruel world we live in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159860
>tfw Beni's movie fate is still better than protagonist's IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159882
>loli on loli porn
We need more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159895
nutshelled details please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159898
>yuri
No we don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
Being transformed into an Alp against my will, the sole concept terrifies me to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159898
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159911
It's fine if they're just warming each other up before you dick them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159916
It's okay anon, I'd take care of you, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
Spoopy ayy lmaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159921
Same response yurifags always use as excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159921
Oh look, this ancient flimsy excuse. I can't even tell if you're baiting or really that stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159938
There is literally nothing wrong with threeways anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159946
So guys kissing and stroking each other off to warm up for a MMF isn't gay as fuck? Sure thing bub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159946
Indeed there isn't, but these guys always go like "No they're just preparing for you!" so they can post yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159957
Anon, you and I both know that FFM and MMF threeways are very different.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat. Oni. Ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159975
boat get out reeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159946
I don't want to sleep with anyone but my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Dear anon-senpai, you're awesome. Please notice me, or I'll be forced to take drastic measures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159978
That's a seaport, not a boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159957
mmf is already gay as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159975
>boatslut
>oni
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159996
She's a port, not a boat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159986
But I'm not awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159946
Threesomes are the best, especially if the girls are twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159986
What drastic measures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160017
She's a butterfly. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly. It could be anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159986
Which Anon is she sending that letter to? There's a million of us.

Actually, how would our waifus even tell us apart if we're all faceless green men in suits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160016
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160021
I'm sorry but unless she can turn into a decent size I'm not interested, she can try whatever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159986

Hi miss fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160027
>decent size
That feather could be from an eagle you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160035
Still not big enough. Can she turn into something like a Titania?

How tall is a Titania by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160043
Always tall enough to bury your face in her boobs during nee-san huggy time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be stalked by a nerdy yandere crow tengu who towers over me! I want to accidentally join the book club which is filled with nerdy monster girls! I want to be the innocent boy who is totally clueless about girls! I want to accidentally make the girls go in heat because of my accidentally lewd behaviors! I want to be totally cluelessly innocent about the nerds groping me or humping me! I want to girls to obsess over me since I am the first boy to show them affection. I want to innocently hug and kiss them only to make them blush and secretly masturbate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160047
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160055
Is there a tag for this position on the boorus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160061
breast_smother would be your best bet I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160047
That's the perfect size for a nee-san.

Would she pat my head too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160084
What are nee-sans for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Marriage
Molesting their younger brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Taking naps on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160084
I prefer the height where my head would lie comfortably on her breasts and her jaw would lie on my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Thimbleberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Sniffing your hair and giving you morning blowjob.
Leglocking impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160108
What's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Stuffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Lap pillows for little brothers.
Obsessing about how cute their little brother is.
Entering their little brother's room and getting into bed because they sleep well with him.
Stealing their little brother's shampoo for personal use.
Sniffing their little brother's underwear.
Cooking for their little brother.
Spontaneous little brother snuggles.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick question for all you onee-san lovers. Are you all younger siblings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
Happy birthday, have a picture of a lamia making a new friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
I'm the oldest of 5

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
I am, and I used to use her as a pillow. Now her son does, and I resent him for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
I'm the oldest of 4, but onee-san't aren't my top fetish. They're up there, but I like lolis better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
A middle child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
Nope, I'm the oldest.
I can imagine anons with older sisters would say the reality actually sucks, and I can believe it. So many anons think having a younger sister would be great but the truth is they're annoying shits, at the end of the day you romanticize the stuff you don't have I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
Middle child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
I am a younger sibling, but I can't say it was great when we both still lived at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
I'm the eldest of two brothers so when I fantasize about onee-sans it's usually a situation with an adult man and a woman a few years older than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
I hope your next post isn't "If you had one you wouldn't want it", because we are not talking about 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160089
Kuddling, perhaps in some form of klub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160117
Dammit I need nee-san stories. Specifically Titania ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160158
If you had one you wouldn't want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160161
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160161
Titania would make a great nee-san. Would get dragged off and fucked senseless by my insane yet well-meaning adopted She's a fucking fairy we can't be related! older sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one would you rather have as your nee-san?

Both is not an option

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Tittynia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160187
Titanias are made to be nee-sans.
>>15160191
Titania. They seem more loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191

Titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
That one star fox 64 planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Titania.
I'd pat her head so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160199
Sabbath pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
The Titania on the left has bigger tits than the Demon.

Are Demons even trying? Big oppai is necessary for onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160215
They both have big oppai. In fact I think those two have the best bodies on the entire encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160227
Since the profile images represent a single member of the species, there are bound to be way bustier Titanias and Demons out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160227
Yes but the Titanias are bigger. They need them to smother their Otouto with love and provide him with milk.
>>15160236
How big could they get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160236
I prefer to think they represent the average one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Demon is best onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160243
>They need them to smother their Otouto with love and provide him with milk.
Other big tittied onee-sans can provide milk too!
>How big could they get?
Huge but not hyper territory.
>>15160245
I've also though that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160269
All big titted onee-sans are love.

Has anyone done stories about Onee-sabbath? Even a greentext would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd succubutt Wilmarina is dragging shy human Wilmarina into her naughty games again! She's already forced her to swap clothes!
Will you protect the humangirl's smile or will you help the evil twin molest her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
If I could only have one I'd go with demon but if I could have both to support me in their own unique ways that would be ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160269
Imma milk that lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160278
I molest the evil twin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160278
The only correct answer is to molest both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160280
Would necrotic milk rot your bones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160278
Neither
I'll just sit over here. You know, just watch. As a moderator.
The blanket and tissues are part of moderating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160276
>Even a greentext would be nice.
Even onee-sabbath greentexts are minimal unfortunately.
>>15160292
Undead milk isn't what you think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160311
Damn, and I have no story ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160292
It would be cold and taste like almonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160319
Hop to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
flat Titania

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160373
Heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160356
Time to sit and think of ideas.
>>15160373
Does she have an ass to make up for it?

[Anonymous No.]

SWEATY NEE-SAN ARMPITS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160373
Fat titania!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160386
No. She's flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Demon, but only if she passionately dominates me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160388
sweaty nee-san from protecting her cute outou from bullies!
sweaty /fit/ nee-san telling her outou that she needs cuddles to get bitter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160388
I'm going to clean her body with my towel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160388
super sweaty post-coitus cuddles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160427
And not changing the sheets afterwards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160427
That's just a big imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160398
Delinquent Nee-san who shows her cute outoto to her gang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160388
Pheromone filled monster girl sweat must be one of the most addictive smell in MGE

I'd go wild if I got a whiff of a Jinko after her daily hunting session

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160427
she looks scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160437
Delinquent Nee-san hearing one of her gang members talking about how she wants a 'turn' with her cute outoto!
Delinquent Nee-san telling one of the gang members to take her cute outoto down the street to get him lunch!
Delinquent Nee-san who beating up one of her gang members with her fists!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160435
I'm not seeing the problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160481
Now I'm thinking of that scene in A Clockwork Orange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160437
>Hellhound delinquent with G-cup breasts giving her otouto a slick and steamy bikini-top titfuck after escaping a rainstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160493
Delinquent nee-san liking classical music!
Delinquent nee-san commiting hyperviolence!
Delinquent nee-san getting arrested and undergoing treatment!
Delinquent nee-san hating classical music!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160481
>Young boys finds beat up member of Delinquents gang
>Uses his first aid kit on her because he's sickly and needs it at all times
>Gang member swears a lifelong debt to him and vows to protect him forecer
>>15160494
>Delinquent Monster girl bullying a boy into becoming her otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159898
Loli on loli and CC on loli is great. The world does need more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160494
I want a tall monster girl with huge tits to try and be my oneesan only to find that I'm actually older than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160519
> Hey kid, you want some breast smother?
I voted for Reagan!
> Oh. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160519
>MG that loves playing onee-san gets fooled and is suddenly imouto
>She has never been this aroused
>Husky voiced taller-than-you MG called you nii-chan and really enjoying it

FUND IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160524
Nah, it would be more like a year or two ahead.

>>15160525
That and I get to headpat a big girl.

That, in and of itself, is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160507
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160543
Which one was that in response to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160550
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160543
hellwan tiddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160560
Thanks, now watch me combine them

>Be Anon who was weak, small and sickly all your life
>One day a delinquent monster girl kabedons you out of nowhere and demands to be your nee-san
>When you get home you find she's already moved in
>She beats up every single person who bullies you
>You treat her cuts and bruises
>When you get too sick to go to school she clumsily takes care of you
>She's secretly a huge cuddle and kissslut
>And when you're with her you are too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160580
>You treat her cuts and bruises
Can Hellhounds heal fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160597
Well it's meant to be a "imagine you're favorite monster girl" greentext. But lets say it was...magic I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160512
>yurishit
>great
Nope.
>>>/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160512
Looking for easy replies, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG has the lewdest mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

Drinking some fine brandy the hellhound delinquent took from her dad's liquor cabinet, together with her! Despite being underage!

The hellhound delinquent gets drunk!

The hellhound delinquent drops her usual tough and harsh attitude and tells you she likes you!

Then she passes out and takes a nap on your lap!

Then she wakes up a while later, and punches you for being a perv, forgetting that it happened!

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be endlessly teased by your Anubis engineering classmate who always claims to be smarter than you
>You'll never surprise the fuck out of her one day by accidentally figuring out the formulae for the application of anti-gravity
>You'll never then make a special suit with of this newfound tech specifically to fuck with her by following her around, repaying her months worth of teasing and jokes and doing a mocking victory dance from time to time with a smug that could give a Chesire make a run for her money, all while floating upside down just out of her reach so she can't catch you
Nice ground friction you're having down there, wan wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160698
Ghoul.
Poor things get so little attention, but at least Penywise did them a fair amount of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160724
I want to make a ghoul orgasm simply by kissing her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
Mimics

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160698
Dark Angels.
They can supposedly convince Orderites to fuck monster pussy just through theological argument.
So that must be some sexy voice they use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160612
>>15160642
Just making a passive comment in response to a related post. This is the only thread in all of 4chan where that'd be taken as bait, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160698
anteater girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158250
Hey you jerk, here it is! Sorry about the poor quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160755
That's not even passive grammatically. And you get called out on extreme shit taste everywhere in 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160858
Roombas need to be burned at the stake for heresy!

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Penywise, he just stealth uploaded a new story:
http://pastebin.com/zwHPXpQg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160878
The previous thread where he posted it was deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160860
Grammatically? Sorry, I guess "made a passing comment" would be more accurate to say.
Touché with the second point though. Regardless of how fine something is, it'll be called crap anyway, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to come home one day after my muscled minotaur waifu ran into a witch so I can cuddle her while she's temporarily stuck in loli form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160906
I guess I'm retarded and didn't notice it then.

Either way , it's nice to see more thick armored Undead girls. If you're around right now Peny I'd like to thank you in that regard,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159065
That's everything I write. If I ever take the time to review what I just wrote, then I usual delete it due to how shitty it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cuddle a big soft lazy oneesan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161001
Same.
Any oneesan would do.
Dragons, jinkos, alices

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160716
Sounds fun as fuck.

>Tease her for months and months from above
>Start teasing her lewdly, fondling her ears and taunting her with lewd comments while remaining forever out of reach
>One day come up to her with an offering of peace and something eh to make up for all the teasing
>A second gravity reduction suit, made just for her
>She's genuinely ecstatic to be given one by you, hugging and babbling with joy
>She changes into it quickly, stripping down and pulling on the specially designed bodysuit
>She walks up to you wearing it, looking almost like a superhero, ready to experience the ultimate exhilarating freedom
>But after examining her suit in confusion, she shoots you an inquisitive look
>"So, how do I control it, anyway?"
>You tell he she doesn't
>"What?"
>Before she can even react, you pull a remote out of your pocket and press a button
>The suit activates as you dial down its relative gravity to not quite absolute weightlessness
>Then, with a small heft, you lift her up into the air
>She yelps, floating uncontrollably head under paws
>And as she realises what you just did, she starts to scream bloody murder at you
>It's hard to be scared of her when she's somersaulting in the air, like her insides are filled with nothing but helium
>And while she technically could reach the ground given enough time to fall slowly towards it, even the slightest push while trying to walk would send her slowly bouncing off somewhere uncontrollably
>So, for the next few hours, you tease her like that
>Keeping her in the air through constant use of the suit's gravity manipulation, having her follow along behind you like a balloon on a nonexistent string
>Sometimes to take the opportunity to tease her paws, or even more private areas, gently batting her up into the air like a beachball as you do so she can't grab you and retaliate

Science is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157624
>Kiritsugu as a Counter-Guardian
The fuck is this now?

>>15158815
You sir, have positively the absolute best taste. That truly is an ascended Heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>have no trouble playing game for years
>suddenly it's too much for my computer to handle
>nothing has changed
FUCK YOU SUCCUVIRUS, I BET YOU'RE USING MY MACHINE TO PROCESS TERABYTES OF PORN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161066
>The fuck is this now?
F/GO shenanigans. Though in this case he's an Assassin class Servant, and his nature as such is tied to Irisviel becoming an Avenger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161080
I've had the same happen before, sometimes it's just the machine getting old. I feel it's pain, I'm starting to get back aches when getting out of my chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161110
>it's just the machine getting old
It isn't old enough for that yet. It happened over a single fucking weekend. I need to go Tron on her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159677
>>15159775
Pretty sure she was intended as a contemporary design to serve as KC's imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

Moth-chan artist finally announced the third doujin, called Layers of White [Mend/Unravel] to be released in three days.

The preview seems to imply it's a happy ending for the moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161048
Eh, I wouldn't go as far as abusing her with no chance for resistance. I would reduce the gravity effect in her suit so she'd go slowly floating around aimlessly without control as if she were in zero G, and then pretend she's a balloon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160716
>>15161048
This is pretty damn cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161127
Thank god, finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161127
I feel like this is a trap but godamn if im not already stepping in it like a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161127
Hurray!

Wait...
>for the moth.
Should I be scared for the dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161127
Blue board anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161127
>Good ending
I'm not falling for this. I want hr to be happy but doujins have burned me too many times before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160871
She will rise again like she always does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161106
O...kay then.

Y'know I'd honestly like to try F/GO. But seems like too much trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a wight. Stupid sexy undead with their pale, perfect meat and their reluctance to use underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161311
you're also fucked if your emulator kicks the crapper and you don't have a recovery code.
Good bye Sweet Jeane, I'll never fill the spot I held for you.

I WILL, however, fill the gap that F/GO had with GranBlue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161141
Oh, that's a great idea. Slowly reduce her gravity over the course of an hour or so.
You can watch the realisation dawn on her face as that gentle rushing feeling fills her stomach, and she figures out what you're doing. Then, after a few minutes, she seems just a little bit lighter on her feet, her breasts a bit perkier, her hair flowing more freely.
A few tens of minutes later she's not so much walking as she is moonwalking, half graceful and half clumsy, bounding through the air in slow motion.
With every step it takes her longer and longer to reach the floor, as she reaches out to grab onto a table or handle.
Until eventually, she doesn't reach he floor.

That's when you step over and take her hands, acting as a tether for her. Her feet up towards the ceiling, her face inches from yours. You'd be like an anchor for her, or a life preserver. A fixed point to prevent her from just drifting away.

>>15161148
Anubi are made for space and cute (also lewd), floaty scenarios. I mean we kind of made them that way, but it still counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161468
>Granblue
Still waiting for that to pop up in the English store...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161531
I don't think it will.
You can also just play it on a browser if you want, that's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161546
Seems silly for it to have an English Language Setting, yet not be in the English Store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161510
>That's when you step over and take her hands, acting as a tether for her. Her feet up towards the ceiling, her face inches from yours. You'd be like an anchor for her, or a life preserver. A fixed point to prevent her from just drifting away.
>Her panicking ceases the moment she realizes she grabbed onto your hands
>You gently drag her back, albeit upside down
>Now at eye level, you tell her that she should've seen her face when she was floating out of control, chuckling at the silliness of the situation
>Before she can properly formulate a response, you slowly wave one of your arms she's holding on to for dear life, bringing her attention to it
>Smiling, you tell her that you had your fun playing around with her, and it sure took her a while to catch up, but at least she finally managed to catch you in the end


We made quite a story with this scenario, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161590
I think it's because they'd rather sell it to asians and just have them read it in english rather than try and get it in chinese/korean/etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161608
Goddamn the Asian Market. Getting English Subbed releases.

Oh well, bright side my copy of Gundam Breaker 3 is in the mail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161592
Indeed. Someone should screencap it.

[Anonymous No.]

>you have yet to be breastfed by a holstaurus
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161592
I want to seduce my way into MG harvard now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161669
Hope, anon. Hope that one day I will finally be able to touch the cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161669
I want the Touch the Cow, Cow! Big Milky breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161680
I want to seduce a teacher cow who went to MG Harvard.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161726
Clothing that makes room for ears are the best

I really need to commission more of this hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161726
>left handed bolt
Literal southpaw scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>Titty monster Tharja
I love Matt sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161592
>She goes all quiet when you hold onto her
>Suddenly everything feels a lot closer and more tense
>You're acutely aware of every drifting movement and counter-movement she makes, trying to keep herself still when even the slightest force will act unceasingly
>You pull her down just an inch closer by her paws, stop her like that, and gently let go of her
>She panics for a moment as she's left helpless floating without a tether
>And utters a noise of surprise when you kiss her lips like that
>Her striking red eyes stare into your own, but she kisses back without hesitation
>Now the contact between your mouths is the only thing keeping her "grounded" at all
>From the corner of your eye, you see her toes curl in the skintight suit, paws fixed rigidly by her sides, like every fibre in her body just wishes it could afix itself to you
>But with the fear that if she did, this magical, weightless moment would be shattered
>So you take the lead, reaching up and out, behind her
>Your hand presses on the small of her back, and with your joined lips as the pivot, you rein her in and pull her down
>From being pointed at the ceiling, her legs are ruffed down until finally, her body is upright, pressed against yours, even with her feet several inches off he ground
>You kiss each other like that for several blissful minutes, holding her weightless body to yours as her long, black hair sweeps against your face like a curtain

Now the question is, do you turn her suit off so she's no longer weightless? Or do you turn your suit on and join her, going as high into the air as you like with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161776
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161741
Monster clothes in general are pretty cute.

Side note: I don't remember Miia having quite so much... vavoom to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161776
Dem titties.
Top tier titty lich material right there.
I'd never let go of those breasts except to eat, drink, and give my daughteru hugs and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161776
Just saw this on Twitter...well the sketch, not the...Phoenix Wright-ness.

It's glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161800
>Letting go to drink
Why? You have a drink right there. And at least let go of one so that the daughters get their share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161808
I mean, she wouldn't constantly be lactating unless she made changes, and that would just make her breasts bigger....

Dare you enter my magical realm?

[Anonymous No.]

Since with monster girls sex is more often than not the first step in the relationship, and marriage is a given, how would you prove your bond with your wife in a meaningful manner?

I'd brand myself as if to show that she owns me, or at least my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161780
I'd let her wrap her arms around my neck as I guide her around, as I keep her close and safe while she enjoys being weightles. Let her have her fun with the suit, someone has to stay on the ground to make sure we don't get lost in low-grav romance for too long.

Besides, I oughta go back to walking for a while so I won't lose muscle mass due to underuse of my legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161776
I'm torn on if she should be a Lich, Oomukade or Will-o-Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161891
I would go fetch her the shiniest and rarest gem, even if my life is in danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161891
Collars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161891
Just do couple stuff with her, or go along with any marriage or courtship customs she might have

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161891
Matching magical runes!
She can decide on their purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161891
I'm always at the border of having anemia so she can taste my blood more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160017
>>15160027
>Decent size

Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Yeti over the internet that I'm feeling pretty damn cold right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make love to a slime that smells like cosmoline!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161127
>To be released in three days
Yes.
>ハッピーエンド
YES!
I will buy two of everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162019
That's cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162019
I want to catfish a MG into believing i am a sickly orphan shota!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162059
My hands are so cold I can barely feel them, I can feel myself trembling from time to time too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162074
It's cold out here too. A few days ago it was 38ºC outside, now it's 10ºC.

Damn you, weather snek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161921
Putting a collar on a loli anubis or hellhound

That naked slender brown/charcoal back would look nice with beads of sweat when you do it from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161938
Well, if we go by the standard MGE use of magical runes...

[Anonymous No.]

Why are busty Wendigos so sublime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162088
>38ºC outside
… It was snowing over here yesterday. Where and how do you live when it’s already 38ºC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162119
Because it's like watching a little bud bloom into a large flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162104
I think he was talking more about himself using the collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162106
If we’re having matching once… Do I feel her pleasure and she feels mine?
That sound really hot and gay at the same time.

>>15162119
Because they are perfect cuddle monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162130
38C isn't much, I lived in it for years where I live. You shoulda seen it when it hits 45C

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162161
>45C
On that note, how would summer look like in MGC? Would they use it as an excuse to basically where no clothes? How about the MGs with fur or those who are more adapted to winter climates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162155
>Do I feel her pleasure and she feels mine?
Eh, I wouldn't put it past a Witch to concoct such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162088
>10ºC
>Cold
Now that's a good joke
But no seriously, what's the actual temperature that you'd say it's "cold"? I mean, surely you're joking about 10C

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162088
I'll tell the Yeti that that I don't even have a pair of socks to heat up my feet, and that I need at least 3 blankets not to get frozen in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162205
Well, cold might be an exaggeration, but it is chilly.
>No fire monster girl to keep me warm at night

>>15162130
I live in Brazil.

[Anonymous No.]

I sure do hope my waifu enjoys me working on my Negan cosplay!.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162189
Nah, they'd still wear clothes, just really revealing stuff. Can't have a wardrobe 'malfunction' without wardrobe to malfunction, after all.

Probably just sling bikinis and airy cloaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161894
Yeah, fair enough. But it'd be nice to get away every once in a while using those suits with her. Just go out into an empty field during a cloudless night, Turn them on, hold her close, and push up with your toes. Then before you know it, you're both several hundred feet in the sky, completely invisible to the rest of the world, floating off of its face and sharing the wonder of the situation with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162231
South?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162151
>I think he was talking more about himself using the collar.
But that's the completely wrong way to use a collar, and the completely wrong way to lust for canine mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162231
Chilly? You can't even call that chilly! Why, that's borderli-
>No fire monster girl to keep me warm at night
Damn it Anonymous. You've destroyed my smug attitude with crippling depression

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about writing an Alice story, but my concept might deviate too far from what an Alice is suppose to be.

I wanted a girl who was an infiltrator of human society, controlled her man through both increasing and suppressing of their libido, and had a hidden self acting intelligently, instead of being a mindless sexdoll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162231
>Brazil.
Sounds about right.

>No fire monster girl to keep me warm at night
What I wouldn’t give to cuddle up next to my waifu a cold winter night in front of a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162249
Jus do it mayne. I'll read it.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't rape you if you're transformed into a being made out of pure heat energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
>the one thing
You overestimate me, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162104
Oh, that'd be great. Giving a loli anubis a comfortable silky collar as you trade vows, kneeling down behind her and parting her hair so you can drape it around her delicate neck and fasten it. That'd be a nice twist on the usual ring proposal thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162189
>How about the MGs with fur or those who are more adapted to winter climates?
Well, going by MGE Rules, they could just use MAMONO MANA to adjust their coverings...

Question is, would it just magically shrink, or would they legitimately shed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160055
He's clearly tapping out, what the fuck are the refs doing?

>>15160089
love

[Anonymous No.]

>Loli Anubis
The lack of art of such a thing is an absolute crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162301
I'd say shed. You could make the MAMONO MANA argument, but that's point less.

She'd proboly make you come her soft, fluffy hair so that it dosen't get everywere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162324
Mmm. You could say MAMONO MANA has a part to play, maybe in enabling a degree of control...but having them shed as opposed to just magical shrinking seems so much better. Simply because I think aforementioned combing could be conceived as a rather intimate activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162319
I want to cuddle a loli anubis after a long night of passionate sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162245
The correct way is to give a collar to her, and receive a matching collar in return. And the collars should have matching magical runes engraved on them, that share sensations and emotions when they're both being worn.

>>15162319
One artist said he'd do a picture of a lolinubis being cumflated at some point.

[Maritan No.]

1 hour quicky for kenkou's birthday since time has been scarce lately...
I'll have it written in japanese later, mostly "Happy Birthday Kenkou Cross! Now everyone have a piece of the cake!"

Hope you also have a good day /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162319
Yeah, this sudden talk about them is a nice surprise. Could be this new surge of ideas is what I need to finish off some long-procrastinated writefaggotry about one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162342
>One artist said he'd do a picture of a lolinubis being cumflated at some point.
That's the fellow that drew the lewd Dormouse in the previous thread. I eagerly await the fruits of his labor in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162358
Look at that nipcake.

[Maritan No.]

Right, nipple... Let's try this again.

1 hour quicky for kenkou's birthday since time has been scarce lately...
I'll have it written in japanese later, mostly "Happy Birthday Kenkou Cross! Now everyone have a piece of the cake!"
Link to uncensored here : http://i.imgur.com/nZ08OJi.png

Hope you also have a good day /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if a dominant species was raised by a submissive mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162402
Well, she would hit teenage years and become rebellious. And become dominant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162402
I am now thinking of a "swapped at birth monstergirl story" I wonder which two monsters would be swapped and how they would react when they meet their real mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162408
>Disobeying your mom
Doesn't matter how much of a dom you are, doing that would be signing your own death warrant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162432
>Teenage Kiki trying to rebel from her mom by purposely making messes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162437
>Kiki daughteru tries to rebel and has an argument with her mother
>Hands shaking, she looks around nervously for a way to defy her mother
>Tilts a framed paiting on the wall a little bit to the right on purpose so it's misaligned, before stomping her way out
>Her mom is crestfallen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162467
Does the rush, excite the teen kiki into doing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906
Awawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162336
Good man.

>>15162342
Ah yes, saw that little announcement. Looking forward to the eventual result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162216
>Looks like all the blankets mysteriously disappeared from your house
>I can be your blanket tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162482
>Teenage kiki makes giant mess of the house, laughing maniacally
>Dares her mom to pick THAT up
>Mama kiki just aras~ and mentions how disappointed the young master will be
>After all, he always counts on young kiki to have a clean place, comfy laundered evening wear, and a hot wholesome meal when he got home
>Instead he'll see this mess
>That mama kiki is most certainly NOT going to be picking up
>Mama kiki is going grocery shopping
>Panickingyoungbirdwolfnoises.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160128
Youngest of 3, older brother and sister. The brother is great, the sister is kind of a cunt most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162528
What the f--

How did she even find me? How the hell did she even get in my house?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Both
Fuck you, both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162281
But even Pyron was killed by a mere dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162533
Now you fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162281
Neutronium Golem-chan can

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162281
But I like having a flesh and blood body, and a dick to bully alps with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162533
Ara aras sure are scary when they want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161669
I'm still waiting for art of a Holst in the slowpoke pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15157467
Did you see what happened to Enzo? I had bet on the villains to win but because of that the bet got called off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162392
That cake is ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162533
What if I'm not disappointed with her and find her attempts at rebellion cute?

[Anonymous No.]

Money is still more powerful than Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15158464
>Dark Angel
>5
The only true angel is a Blood Angel

[Anonymous No.]

New chapter of A Serpent in Zion.

For those who haven't seen it mentioned before: Twin Peaks with monster girls.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162614
Bad influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
Because then I couldn't slay the monsters and unholy, damned abominations plaguing mankind and have a good life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162533
>Her mother gets in the car and leaves
>Parks around the block and starts nervously wringing her hands and mumbling to herself
>Every fiber of her being is demanding she go back and clean up the mess
Stay strong, mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159341
Sure, I'm down.

Don't tell the monstergirls I said this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159568
Let's say the girl you like gets infected by a Matango
Would you try to help/take care of her, taking the large risk of getting infected yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162644
>It's for her own good, even if Master might be a little disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
The infinite expanse of the universe and the fact that one day, everything you have ever done, will ever do, all the things you've seen, heard, touched, tasted, smelled, thought about, all the things you've ever cared for, all the things you've hated, even all the things you didn't even know about, including yourself will simply cease. The only thing that will stay is the infinite dark coldness of the universe, and even that we don't know for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162644
It's tough love. If a young kiki can't clean up such a mess when motivated, how will she ever help her master hide the evidence of his house parties when his parents go on vacation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
An early death and never finding love in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162656
Of course I would take care of her. Why would I ever not help my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162662
If it makes you feel any better 95% of the science that's based on will be debunked within the next 500 years.

If that doesn't help, maybe the philosophical approach will: Depending on your point of view, everything you said already happens every time you fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159841
The possibility that in the other side lies only the void of oblivion.

As in, everything, including your consciousness, being erased forever when you die.

I simply cannot wrap my head around this thought, I can't imagine a world without me observing it, it's almost like it's physically impossible. You'd never know if you're conscious, or if you even exist anymore, you wouldn't see anything because your vision is gone, but what image would you have? Blackness? How? Your mind cannot decipher that, it doesn't exist.

It's like trying to remember the exact moment your brain started to receive visual information from your eyes, the time you became aware that you were alive. It's impossible to imagine, yet it might just happen.

The thought of your consciousness just vanishing is so outlandish that there are theories that say it can't happen, and that your mind and thoughts will continue to exist after death, somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162656
Always.
It'd be heartbreaking to see her mind undone like that, though. I imagine it'd be like seeing someone suffer from dementia, only degenerating even more quickly. Would she even be aware enough to realise that her wonderful, genius mind is wasting away, all her dreams and potential crumbling into nothing?
In the end, she'd still be my waifu, and I'd gladly care for her 24/7. I wouldn't hesitate to meld with her even. As long as we can be happy together.

Fuck, I don't like thinking about this sort of thing. It's basically the reason I hate corruption/monsterisation as a whole. It's terrifying to me, my worst fear, the concept of your mind and awareness wasting away, being altered into something, and not being you anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162688
Imagine the world before you were born

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162718
The world didn't exist before I was born. It came into existence to house me and when I die it will be free to fall into ruin until I have need of it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162718
Consciousness is something so mundane that it feels like you've always been here, and the world only exist during the time you're alive, from birth to death.

Even today it's kind of amazing how you weren't there to witness the entire human history with your own eyes. You don't remember any of it happening, you're just... here, now. The thought that you simply just started existing at a random point in time out of nowhere (here and now) is kind of mind-boggling when you think about it.

All you have is books to tell the tales of all the shit that happened prior to the day of your birth. Thousands of years of history that would simply never have happened if if books didn't exist.

Anything that happened prior to the day you were born might as well not have happened at all. You can't tell any of it really happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162392
That's done pretty well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162392
Disregard cake, molest ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162559
Yeti antennae can pick up cold men from miles away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162752
Your comment brings to mind that little thing about how we humans are a way for the universe to self-actualise and experience itself. After all, the argument goes, what's the point of the universe existing if there isn't something to experience it existing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162768
B-But my blankets...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162768
What if I'm allergic to yeti fur

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be jumped by a kitsune looking to celebrate her sports team's tournament victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162772
>what's the point of the universe existing if there isn't something to experience it existing?
Pretty much anything that has no observer might as well not exist, because nobody can really say it exist. That is, until we see it.

Actually, you gave me a thought right now. We, like pretty much everything else in the universe, are made out of matter. We're made out of space dust that evolved into life somehow.

But if our body is just matter, where did our consciousness come from? Why is it something exclusive to creatures with (evolved enough) brains? Consciousness isn't tangible, it isn't matter. It's something else, but what?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like this kind of thing existential stuff is something you question a shoggoth about, or the demon lord herself

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/ discusses philosophy

I absolutely adore that this is a thing which happens on a semi-regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162803
>ask a shoggoth

Sounds like fun. But would the answer be something you could comprehend?

>ask the demon lord

Would she even hear the question over all the dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162810
>spoiler
I like to think she would enjoy the change of pace from heroes trying to kill her and weirdo's asking to watch her give birth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162791
If a star explodes in space does it not matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162840
Unless we see the light emitted by the supernova years later or get directly affected by it, probably not.

Actually, why does life exist? Not from a personal point of view, but in the bigger picture as a whole?

The universe couldn't have possibly created life for it to experience itself. It's not like it's a god or something to just create organic, sapient life that can experience things.

If we were created to observe the universe, what's the point of observing it in the first place? Are WE being observed by someone else? A higher being, perhaps? Our creator? Was our sapience and consciousness just sheer luck?

What's the purpose of reality? Why do we need to observe it? Why does anything need to exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162847
Who cares lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162803
the demon lord is mearly a powerful succubus and a shoggoth only leads to insanity.
I'd rather ask a ancient lich, one that has seen and explored existance in all its forms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162787
>Sportsfan kitsune
>Sweaty body, adrenaline pumping
>Slightly tipsy from the alcohol
>Alternates between energetically (if somewhat sloppily) riding you and slow sex
>Body paint smears on you as you press against each other
>Help wash each other down & sober up the next morning
I'd go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162847
Maybe nothing matters and we just live then die and we can do nothing to stop it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162857
Careful, Anon. Nihilism is pretty destructive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162857
goddammit I had a quote for this from last time we talked about this crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162774
She has a warm scarf to share, that's kinda like a blanket

>>15162778
Mamonomana fur makes it non-hypoallergenic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162714
its truly a scary thing.
But perhaps when you both live long enough, you'll start getting moments of clarity, first only a few seconds, allowing you to look the girl you gave everything for in the eyes, knowing you made the right decision.
Then the it starts getting longer. Every few days you suddenly 'wake up' for a few minutes realizing that you are holding her and even what you are.
Those few minutes every few days turn into a daily occurance, slowly expanding from minutes to eventualy hours.
You've both started waking up, you still remembering who you were, but her only remember a single thing, you.

You don't know how much time has passed, it might have been months, years or even a hunderd years. But now, in the thick air of the barren field you both are settled in, you are both 'awake' permanently. You've started teaching her the basic knowledge you know, including speech, as she lost it all. But progress is going steadily and you oddly feel like you could control the fungus around you if you really wanted to.

As time passes you both learn to control both the fungus and its spores around you, and giving you control over your body, allowing you to unroot yourselves. She has learned as much as you could teach her, patiently taking in your knowledge to the best of her ability and learning to speak once again. Happily asking you to tell about those old memories you had together once again.

But now it is time to move on, even though your new form helps you feel happy in one place, you still feel like a part of life was taken from you.
The only question remains where you both will go, but looking into her eyes you feel like things will be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162865
When nothing matters then it is up to yourself to make something matter because nothing inherent will matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162847
What if the universe is just maintaining its own existence by creating us to observe it?

We would be nothing more than a cog in a self-sustaining loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162855
I just want to see a qt fox wearing a Leicester shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162803
I want to discuss philosophy with my Titania onee-san, because she knows how all of life's deepest quandaries can be solved with cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162866
I assume it's that one from frankie boyle
>Nothing matters, we are just highly evolved monkeys clinging to a rock that's floating through space, and the rock itself is dying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162878
what if Black holes are the evolution of universes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162878
But how can the universe create life to observe it if it's not sapient to create something complex enough to have a mind of its own in the first place? How did it come up something as complex as sapient creatures to observe it?

...Unless the universe itself is sapient...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162898
I'd fuck Universe-tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162688
See it like this. Without even following any multiverse theory, against impossible odds, the building blocks that form everything created the being that is you.

Even though the odds are incredibly small, in what is seemingly an infnite amount of time, those building blocks are gauranteed to form the being that is you once again.

You will eventually reincarnate, no matter how long it may take. Not to mention if we were to take things like the big bounce or the multiverse theories into account. You'll be alright anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162907
>You will eventually reincarnate
Bad idea. Bad, bad, bad idea.

I don't wanna be back here when the sun explodes billions of years from now.

And if we're disregarding multiverse, where will we reincarnate after the sun goes into supernova and destroys our solar system?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish a hakutaku would give me all the answers.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel that Dullahans don't get enough love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162871
Go on a quest to find a way to restore her to the person she once was, keeping her new memories and all.
Maybe it'd be an impossible task, but it's the journey that counts. And we'd experience so much together on the way.
In an effort to try and recover her old life, we'd end up still living a new and good one anyway. That's as much of a win-win situation you can get out of it, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162847
You are far too human centric. The scientific way is far easier and far less prone to bullshit.

>build your models from what you can actually observe
>the purpose of life is to propagate and survive
>the machine of the universe turns whether someone is watching it or not

There. Otherwise armchair philosophy pretty much sounds like some highschool stoner. Real interesting philosophy is the stuff based on ethics, society, and the nature of god. Not "Woah dude, what's like the purpose of anything man? Is like the only meaning what we give to it ourselves?"


>>15162907
Nah man. Good ol' Sol has about 8 billion years left in her. In the previous 12 billion, you've only shown up exactly once. Even on a carbon copy of earth with the exact same carbon copy parents, the odds of the same egg and sperm combining are infinitesimal. And the odds of an infinitesimal event put at the limit of n-infinity are exactly zero mathematically.


Sooooo. How bout them actual KC land shenanigans? You know, where you know without a doubt gods are real, spirits are real, and all those metaphysical questions have real answers you can have today! Sea Bishop-chan would love to discuss it at her place. She makes a mean stuffed flounder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162955
We're ignoring them until they get out of their phase.

Although my current story has a dullahan as one of the main characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162955
I have a minor cuckquean fetish so they work perfectly without actually cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162968
>cuckquean fetish
A what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162919
What if her brain explodes the moment she starts thinking for your answers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162958
>the purpose of life is to propagate and survive
But that's the human-centric view of the purpose of life. Most ideas regarding it are human-centric, as a matter of fact, because we're the only observers in this whole universe.

The question is, why are we just a temporary cog in the machine? Why are we not the operators? Why does the universe even need observers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15156906
>>15157037
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162973
Chick watching her man fuck another woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162955
More Dullahan love would always be appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162975
>Why are we not the operators
Why should we be the operators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162999
Why should we not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160191
Left

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162999
Is anyone else operating it? Is it operating itself? Why does it need us if it can do it's own job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162975
>But that's the human-centric view of the purpose of life. Most ideas regarding it are human-centric, as a matter of fact, because we're the only observers in this whole universe.

That's wrong. Human-centric means "how does it relate to or affects humans". It puts humans at the center of everything. Thus human-centric. No observation is truly objective, but studying a system for the sake of it is a hell of a lot closer to it.

>The question is, why are we just a temporary cog in the machine? Why are we not the operators? Why does the universe even need observers?
Like this puts humans right at the center of everything like it has to matter. When there is no reason to assume that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163004
Your absurdity reminds me of the the old physics joke about the electron gnomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162974
I would shove my tongue inside her mouth and make her enter a state of bliss if her head started getting bigger.
Any show of affection to any monster girl should make them return to a normal state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162955
Today's announcement pertains to the local Dullahans, please be advised: Your decorum is immensely charming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162996
>That booty
>those lips

By the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163025
Such is the way of funk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162955
I wish I could hug a Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163006
>It puts humans at the center of everything.
Well, I didn't really mean to end up on this side. I just wonder what is our purpose in the bigger scheme of things, and what the bigger scheme really is for that matter. And if we haven't found the answer for either of those questions, is there anything left to consider but human-centric views? We are kind of the only observers in the whole universe...yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15161891
Hold hands with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Lala is the best Dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163096

Nah senpai, proto-lala a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163103
She's cute but I prefer the current Lala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162955
Lala is bretty gud but my favorite is Yuri Alpha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163025
>lips
I find myself watching an anime this season purely for the lips. Delicious, kissable, lickable lips.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna tease a kiki by cleaning wrong on purpose and not let her fix my mistakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163128
That's not teasing, that's psychological torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163110
Sorry senpai, but proto-lala had the best sex scene of all time. Of all time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163133
>Oh look at all this dust, I guess I better sweep it under the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163125
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163118
I don't know any Dullahans besides Lala

Her social anxiety is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163140
Netoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163160
Oh yeah I still have to watch the third episode. It's pretty good for what it is.

Lips are rare in anime sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163157
Well there's the one I posted, and this one from Demi-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163157
There's Celty from Durarara! but that's about the only other one I can think of in anime, famiglia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163169
Can't say I'm familiar with the series. She looks cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163169
Okay, now you gotta give me context on this picture, Anon. Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163176
Ajin-chan wa Kataritai.
Vampire, Dullahan and Yuki-Onna students plus a Succubus teacher who goes out of her way to make herself look as plain as possible.
It's a bit of a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163118
>Yuri

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

All the Overlord maids are great, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163193
http://bato.to/reader#8b7eb1d0b7a9be43_1

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never work for a Dragon crime boss who gets very upset if you bring up her Human heritage as a negative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDCDmchtTg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163171
Fuck, can't believe I forgot about Celty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163176
>>15163193

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163228
What if I call her father a bitchboy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163240
I don't get it, was she not wearing a bra underneath or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163254
I think they're just surprisingly large

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163208
Succubus sensei is a good girl
http://imgur.com/eDPBGGR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163297
Best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound is number wan

[Anonymous No.]

I'll marry the first monstergirl who manages to cuddle my anger problems away

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163316
Sure is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163316
Hellhound < everything else

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cumflate a manticore through her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163249
She could eat herself out, kinky

[Anonymous No.]

Chuunihan a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163348
Dude, I don't even think that, even with help, that you can't really do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163348
I want to shove my arm into a manticore's tail and massage the muscles from the inside!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4g3_LmdCno
>You will never embarass Chuunihan with this song

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163368
You never know, gotta give it a go.

>>15163369
That'll put her in ahego without issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163354
I can agree with that, she's best to cuddle with and give head pats to. I just want her to spoon me while I pick up her head and plant deep passionate kisses all over her, a deep blush overcoming her cute blueberry face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163441
>You will never rest your head on her lap while you rest her head on your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163473
>You will never make her watch you put it in her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163501
Concern.
But also arousal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163240
>>15163223
Oh hey, this is kinda cu--
>Yuri
...eeeeehhhh.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm such a slut for mofu I want a Manticore with a huge, perfumed mane to just smother me in her feminine beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163226
4u

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163515
I want a manticore to try and mind break me, but fail miserably!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163529
>Ahahahaha! Squirm little worm!
>Wait, you're smiling?
>You're into this?
>Your fetish?
>FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163529
>"You call this rape?! Where I come from, we call this Wednesday!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163515
Its okay anon im a slut for a dominate cuddly monster who likes saying i love you and can tenderly Ara~Ara~ me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163515
I want to rest my head on the fluffy chest mofu of a hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163547
Those feet are absolutely terrifying. I also feel like this borders on furry territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163541
>"Don't even ask what happens on Tuesdays. You couldn't handle it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163572
Where would you have to live for rape to actually be such a part of life, if you went somewhere else, it would feel like a vacation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163587
Detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163508
I don't know where that's coming from. People on potato can be retarded with tags. And yurifags see yuri in fucking everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163563
What about an Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163587
Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163604
I mean, based on the rabid anubis fans, I would not say I am near in reverence of them as some of the others here. But I suppose we're heading the right direction though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163595
Whoa, there, /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163638
It was more meant as a joke after reading a particularly silly story, rather than political in any manner.

Besides, the housing there is too terrible for any MG to bother. In actuality, the place would be not in my neighborhood, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some writefags that you wish wrote more? My votes to Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163650
I know, I was jesting as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163662
Kinda figured, but after coming to the thread and finding a metaphysical debate on the nature of existence, I wasn't entirely certain on how serious posters were at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163674
The good thing about the people here, is that they normally know what is and isn't a joke. But saying that, I have probably jinxed the thread into shitposting exclusively now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163651
Seriously? you pick beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163651
What difference does it make? The ones I liked are dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163695
You gonna shitfling or are you gonna contribute to the conversation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163651
Literally anybody that isn't associated in any way, shape or form, with TFT or the MGE Wiki site. I don't care how based Thunderbrother is, he's off pursuing other endeavors now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163690
Why'd she bring Artorias' sword to bed with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163651
Free_Drinks and PRW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163690
I can't picture Sif as a monster girl just because the story implications make it even sadder than when Sif's just a big wolf.

That said, I want to give her healing cuddles and defeat the Abyss with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163651
Penywise, PRW and a few other good writers that I can't name off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163651
Kitsoviet, I want more of that cute slutfox

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163700
I only ask why. and as for one I want more from, then I choose ELH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163722
Dunno. His shit just has a certain charm. That, and his lamia story was the first writefag story I ever read. Call it brand loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163724
You mean his roulette thing or that greentext with the Echidna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163712
>Be Chosen Undead, save a Dire Wolfu child in the Chasm of the Abyss
>She smells her master on you and clings to your side as you confront Manus, Father of the Abyss
>Helps you defeat him, you can practically see the tears in her eyes as you're magicked away back into the present
>At least she didn't have to see your ugly, nearly-hollowed mug beneath your helmet
>You're in the forest of the Darkroot, opening the doors to the grave of Artorias
>It's poetic irony, really, to pillage the grave of a man you put there
"Halt."
>Look up, it's a Dire Wolf watching you from atop the grave
"Begone, trespasser in the dark. Thou shalt find no mercy here."
>Move forward, she jumps down from the headstone and knocks you over
>Her ears perk up as she sniffs you several times, her tail wagging once or twice
"I see... so it's come to this..."
>Her voice is mournful as she walks over and takes up Artorias' sword
"A debt is owed, a debt shalt be paid. But I swear upon my master's blade, thou shall not pass."
"I shall not lose another to the Dark."
>You end up clashing blades with the Dire Wolf, managing to get in a few good hits, she's limping away
"Humans are... humans are scary!"
>Your left arm is dislocated, hanging by sinew from your cadaverous body
>Try to move past her, she blocks your way and swings with half the strength and skill she had before
>When you try to force her to move she thrashes about until in a last ditch effort she throws herself onto your blade
"Please... Don't. Remember the pup... all alone in the dark... Don't let it happen... agai--"
>She slumps over, dead
[Gesture Unlocked: Collapse]

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that the full moon actually makes monsters docile so always visit one during the full moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163753
The roulette one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163651
EMCol
Kingfisher

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163771
I didn't want this. I didn't ask for this. I knew what would happen if I thought about it. And yet you did it anyway. Fuck you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163773
Monster detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>15160952
Hey, thanks. Glad you appreciated it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163596
Oh it's alright, I got over it.

>Dullahan-chan's chapter

This, I can't get over. I never realized how miserable my life is. Thanks for reminding me that I should resume my suicide plans, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163699
If an uppity faggot would stop making excuses not to write I'd be okay with them coming back. But faggots do as faggots will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163777
googling kingfisher and pastebin didn't bring up anything and he's not on the writefag list. Got a link?
>alp adventures
okay maybe not. I don't think I should trust your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163773
That sounds like a trap.

Actually, it sounds so much like a trap, it sounds like you're actually trying to trick me by making it an obvious trap, that is itself a trick and the trap is actually part of any attempt to avoid the visible trap. So the only way to avoid the trap, is to spring the trap, by walking right into it.

SO. What I'm gonna do is, I'll go outside on the full moon, wearing a tuxedo, carrying a bouquet of red roses and red tulips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163810
No problem, Anon. It's what I'm here for.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell my monster friends that rape is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163830
Prepare for reeducation by rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163838
What if they agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163830
But men are meant to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163840
stop being friends with bonnet tipping reptiles

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a stubborn Ushi that bet she could go a week without rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163840
Tis just a ruse to lower your guard. No matter how much they may try to hide it, all monsters can and will rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163846
I want a ushi oni to just try and rape me.
spoiler they can't

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163845
No, what if they agree with the rape.I AM NOT A RAPE SLUT TOTALLY.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, avoid all suspicious monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163856
Damn it, anon, stop trying the challenge. You're not gonna win.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human grows tired of his lizardman wife's performance in bed
>Lizardman wants to fix this and save their marriage
>Grabs a minotaur off the street and preps her to take her husband and please him as she could not

When are we getting lizardwoman stories where she preps her husband's bull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163863
why mister anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163830
I wanna tell monstergirls that I'm on the No-Pleasure-May monthly edurance self-challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163869
pfftfppfpftt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163869
N E V E R

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163869
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163869
>Human grows tired of his lizardman wife's performance in bed
Are you kidding? Growing tired? With those criminally thick legs and hips of hers? Fucking how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163869
Hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163869
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the safest time to take a walk in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163893
with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163897
What if you a single man who wishes to stay that way during the duration of your stroll

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163897
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163871
>Telling monsters you're not going to have sex or jerk it for a month
Are you mad? At best you've screwed yourself because they're going to try and make you fail, and at worst you'll have a horde of girls outside your house at the end of the month all fighting to get your fermented seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163887
Because she's a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163893
At night because it'll be too dark for people to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163869
Zipangu has a problem, a lizardman problem. Help solve it by refusing to impregnate your lizardman waifu and instead having a forced open relationship with her.

Remember, if the baby comes out a lizard, you better leave it in a blizzard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163903
*Cuckquean

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163902
...Boy, I really shouldn't have said that, should I?

...I'm going to the airport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163911
The last time I checked. Which was two seconds ago. "Cuck" can mean either. You know. On the account they have the first four letters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163918
You got me there, winner is you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163856
That looks a mighty fine pillow. Should he be using it instead of the table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163923
Its okay. I was not meaning to be malicious friendo. We're all degenerates here.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw plan on ordering pizzas late tomorrow for esports

Extra cheese, Sausage, Bacon, Parmesan / garlic butter crust

Extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage, Parmesan / garlic butter crust

Moist and dellleeeccious, bring all the Gazer's to the "yard".

>>15163908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPh-1bsye-0

[Anonymous No.]

Can a monster girl die because of Japanese Truck? Can a monster's husbando die from it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163928
It's more autism on my part for liking the whole word being said rather cuckold than just cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163915
>Locking yourself in a cramped, inescapable metal tube for several hours
Better be flying Paladin Airlines.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be wrong to platonically interlock fingers with your monsterfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163942
I'm a lazy sumbitch when it comes to typing unless I'm writing a story. No worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163929
Glad I'm not the only esports degenerate here.

I'm already prepared to be disappointed yet again by CLG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163943
Yes, naturally. That company is still around nowadays, isn't it? Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163949
You might be charged with second degree handholding with no intent. I would tread carefully, or lawyer up first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163939
Truck-sama can kill anyone he pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163950
I just feel some words have lost their touch by being shortened into just a base insult. Not even a cuckold, just a language faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163939
>Japanese Truck
Yeah, anyone would die to a house-sized vehicle running them over at 50 kph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163959
When was it when cuck became an actual insult? I've actually started hearing people use it as an insult in real life. Like, in the pawn shop I work in. Shit's crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how one would let a vampire feed from them just as friends though so no neck stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163968
>When was it when cuck became an actual insult?
Last month. You can thank /v/ and /pol/ for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163943
>Allahu Ackbar
>Paladins/Templars
Goddamnit Loen you had one job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163968
>>15163978
I mean last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163983
He's a little special and just converted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163974
There's major arteries on the inside of the leg and the inside of the arm, so you choose your tap.
I think the cartoid runs up along the face and close to your ear, but that would be hard to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163994
>There's major arteries on the inside of the leg and the inside of the arm
Which are deep into your limbs and are not safe to fuck with unless you wanna bleed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163974
why don't you just cut yourself nigga i mean damn you got blood everywhere in your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163954
I completely lost interest about a month into the split, only to be informed that the fantasy team I had afk'd from won my bracket. Being a C9 fan for the past year and a half has been rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164001
So then what is the best way for platonic vampire blood giving

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164008
Wow. Meant for >>15163951

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are friend, not rapebait

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164010
Donate blood and give it to her in those bloodpacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164024

>trusting elves
>breeding elves

Garithos was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164027
Who said anything about breeding? You don't impregnate friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163974
>>15164025
Vampire loli friend drinking blood slurpee when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164040
How to best politely decline her attempts to share it with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164024
>Not rapebait
>Smug attitude
>Lewd bodies
>Revealing attire
>Repressed urges
>Fetish for humans & defiling
Sorry anon, but most elves couldn't be asking for it harder if they tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164043
Say that you are allergic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164057
allergic to blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163968
Well it's always been an insult, or at least an insulting descriptor. It just used to be a rarely used, old fashioned one with a specific and narrow meaning. Like 'bastard', which similarly lost much of its meaning when adopted as a modern insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164059
Yes, to the one you donated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164059
Say its not your type.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if you agreed with everything a smug monster said while she tries to goad you into raping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164008
>Last part
I know. They were actually looking great until they lost to TSM in playoffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164034
>You don't impregnate friends
What? That's not what all my friends told me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164051
Not true at all, elves are made for cuddling and doing cute romantic things with, like head patting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163927
Soon (tm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164067
GET BACK TO WORK CHARON

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164088
Sure. Once they've been broken down, of course. Those haughty attitudes don't deserve rewards, so they need to be rehabilitated. And what better way to do that than by making her indulge in every perverse desire she's been indoctrinated to reject until her belly is so swollen from cum that she can't keep it all in anymore. Once she acknowledges that all she's ever wanted is to ride human dicks for all eternity, then she'll get the headpats. And a kid or five that we can both cuddle with.

See this elf? She's happy because she gets love and cuddles, on top of three dickings a day. Six if she asks nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164108
>six dickings

Look at this low test beta. I do six dickings to the ushi that I share a house with every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hellhound to treat me like a dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164108
What happens if you reward her haughty behavior

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could get gud without deleting first drafts because they're shit. Bummer me up, man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164108
She's supposed to only want one dick, not "human dicks", plural.

[Anonymous No.]

Try not to anger a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164140
stop complaining and write the rest of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164140
What was the first draft about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164137
Would you wear a collar and a dog ears headband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164151
They can't do shit, I'm not scared of some succuslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164140
>Deleting first drafts because they're shit
You do know what the point of a first draft is, right? You're not supposed to like it. Keep the frame work and parts that work, scrap the rest. Revise until you've gotten gud and the story isn't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164162
>Buffcubus hears you talkin shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164167
She can suck my unit. I don't give a fuck if she hears me.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Mindflayers would make the best player 2. The mind reading would help a ton

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164171
>She can suck my unit
Pretty sure that's the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

Some kind of hellhound nun or shrine maiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164184
I take pride in the ability of avoiding rape from the succubutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164189
sounds like a cute time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164151
Not even an alp? An angry alp sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164215
Angry alps are the ones to be raped. Not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a childhood marriage promise to a bunch of monster girls not knowing what it meant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164234
Look at this guy bragging about a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164236
But you can marry only one person

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you take good care of your brand new Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

Eye love monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164288
What in the holy fuck fuckedy fucking fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164300
A filthy monoeye cosplaying for attention. And it's working. I'd cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

Power = Sexy. Therefore MGs who look like they could kick your ass are extremely sexy.
Valid theory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164300
It appears to be a kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164288
Can I just get the monoeye, they are adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164288
With a mutation like that, the only kind thing to do is euthanize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164309
Her ears a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164309
That theorem is disproved by the mathermatical proof Lilims=Shit

[Anonymous No.]

How in the world are you supposed to fit all the Chimaera parts from KC's stuff? Or do you just remove the shoulderpads and the horns to make the whole thing fit? Cause even on the original I never liked how cramped her head was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164288
>brand new
Seems like there's a manufacturing defect with mine.

I'm far too lazy to pursue the matter though, and she doesn't seem too broken. She can stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164316
Where's your justification to prove your proofs?

[Anonymous No.]

Haughty monsters just need love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164329
I want to do a haughty lizard woman against the window, her tits popping from her dress so I can grip them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164323
I went through his math, it checks out.
LILIMS ARE TRASH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164337
Here's my math

>Monster girls are good
>Lilim is a monster girl
>Ergo Lilims are good

[Anonymous No.]

I bet slimes make for comfortable sleeping. Rocking to sleep in her body with her boobs for pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164344
Considering water beds are bad for your spine, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164346
Well I do have a water pillow so it can't be that different

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164346
They're fun to have sex on though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164340
Here's my rebuttal.
>Monster girls = mostly good
>OP-Mary sues who all think the same way = bad
>lolis = worse than hitler
>lilims = Mary sues who all think the same way(Portrayed)
>ergo lilims = absolute shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164351
t. armchair nonvirgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164352
All this shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164352
>KC states that monster girls have different personalities
>Therefore second statement invalid

Your move

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164369
Desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164383
Says you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164369
His second statement is that monster girls are mostly good. Are you saying that isn't true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164369
First of all its the fourth, secondly they're still incredibly mary sues and ill admit writers need to portray them better or not at all because theres like four of them in existance.

>>15164363
>Shit taste
Can you use a flat chested loli as a pillow who is always loving and welcoming as a busty tall monster girl who can pull you close and make you feel protected? No? Then lolis are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164383
Desperate

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with a snek. Just wanted you all to know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164400
Desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164396
>pull you close and make you feel protected

Hmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164309
Sounds reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164408
The sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the electronic old men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159383
Thanks anon, You're the best.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What's the ideal body type for a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164416
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164417
lookit that butt mmmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164352
Always this fag complaining about lilims and lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164423
Just ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. Have hit a bit of a block the last month, but just wanted you guys to know I should have a short story out tomorrow night. When I wrote the MGHS prom thing I didn't expect it to be so popular. But I've got shitloads of emails wanting it continued. So I guess that's it then. But I'll have some form of a followup story to that tomorrow. Until then, thanks for reading my shit. Appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164417
Fun-sized onee-sans are pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164420
Soft short-stack, though I wouldn't mind seeing aa lean, tall, thin one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163587
Sweden

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164416
For future reference the path I used to find that one was as follows:
>Sauce now
>Comic anthology
>Artist name
>Exhentai for "[Artist Name] Eng"
>Sauce
It used to be two mouse clicks. Two.

>>15164437
>I wouldn't mind seeing aa lean, tall, thin one.
I wouldn't mind making obnoxious skeleton jokes she wouldn't react to at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Heavily pregnant alice in garters!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what you think about me, I'm dicking the Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164465
Heavily pregnant dire Alice in garters and a sheer blouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15162392
You actually really did it! You maniac, you blew it up! >>15159430
Nice tit grab.

>>15164430
Klaus? You gotta make it more obvious in your post when telling something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164476
You see, when I say my name, people call me an attention whore. Its a no win situation I tell you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164475
So a muscle alice with a preggo belly, garters, and a blouse?
Urge to impregnate rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164447
Thanks again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164477
No it's quite simple, actually. The winning move is to stay silent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164491
Don't be a dick over nuffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164491
Jokes on you, I'm always here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164396
>girl who can pull you close and make you feel protected
I don't have mommy issues, so it's sounds like a shit to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164471
Good choice although i'd prefer if a wurm raped me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164521
Just to soften you up right? Like a meat tenderizer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164546
The only thing I like soft are my oneesans and haughty monster girls.

Maybe lolis, depending on how smug they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164482
And after the child is born, she'll be just as much a virgin as the day you first impregnated her. Thirty seven times ago.

[Anonymous No.]

To the guy who did this butt: you should do more.
With love.
Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164599
Is there a collection or album or whatever of these butts? And if not, can one be made and posted?

It's for research, I swear. Research, yes. Research...on the perfect butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright class, who can tell me which plants in this forest are aphrodisiac in nature?
That's right, ALL OF THEM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164644
Imma take that elf bareback until she's a cumflated mess that's going to bear my young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164599
The Holstaur, while known primarily for it's majestic milk mountains, also sports an beautifully big buttocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164644
AlrightListenToMeYouKnifeEaredPieceOfShit.wmv

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164660
>cumflated
and there's the shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

do you think a vampire would be better if she had a sweet hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164644
>>15164668
ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-Tuo1bmFM#t=7m03s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164677
It could work as long as she gets her own and doesn't steel from her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164677
Only if She's a tiny, haughty loli that I can carry around and pat the head of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164677
Alucard says yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164677
>>15164699
I want to join a vampire on her enthusiastic walks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164677
I mean, it worked for matango...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164704
Would she backdash while talking to you the entire way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164704
>vampire with a sweet hat thaat goes on walks
>golem with a trucker hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164710
> his waifu can't wave dash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164678
>That just means the grudge is settled
>How are you doing friend?
Dwarves, the only male monster species we ought to have around these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164599
Who did do this delicious derriere, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164605
I found another one.
>>15164722
http://www.lewdfiggotry.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164772
delicious nuki booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164772

>Currently closed for commisions

aw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164288
Single thick magatama eyebrow.
With no matching one in the other direction.
My OCD demands I shave it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164772
Many thanks for the source, couldn't get Google, Iqdb or Saucenao to report anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164815
>My OCD demands I shave it off.
You haven't even seen the carpet yet, autism-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Hakutaku
>Don't know much about the internet yet
>Can't just touch a computer and receive all the knowledge for some reason
>Have to find an avid internet user to touch him instead
>Eventually find a man who spends his entire days on the net
>He is married to a Shoggoth
>Strange to see a deep one casually living among us
>Hold the man's hand to receive his wisdom
>Horrifying scenes flash through my mind
>Run away before the transfer was complete
>I'm officially classifying the internet as forbidden knowledge
>And that Shoggoth was an absolute pervert

[Anonymous No.]

So, what happens if a new Demon Lord is born? Will all monster waifus revert back to their old monstrous forms, their lust and love for their husband turned back into an inexorable blood lust? Will they all rip apart the flesh from their lovers bones, killing, maiming, devouring, desecrating them with the ultimate despair in their hearts as they learn first hand the feeling of killing the one that you love? Will their collective tears pool together to form an ocean? Will the blood of husbands form a flowing river? Will they collectively let out a deafening cry of anguish and torment as they are forced to see their lovers torn asunder by their own hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164935
Hmh?
>>15164951
I wonder what she saw. Deruella wept...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
>>140902002
Would sandworms digest their husbandos? How torturous that must be for both involved, especially the sandworm, having to suffer knowing that she is slowly absorbing the love of their lives in the same walls of flesh that used to tenderly shield and protect their husbandos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
>implying the current Demon Lord could be supplanted so easily

Considering her power source is the entire world's mamono population fucking? Probably the only way to ever actually remove her from play would require a mamono xenocide to begin with, and somehow I don't see that happening. Not because the ones to do it would shy away from the deed, but because it's just plain not feasible without ridiculously stupid destructive force at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164951
And the best part? The internet isn't even eldritch knowledge - we made that shit up. Everything on it comes from the mind of a human. Maybe mamono at some point, but claws, big fuzzy paws, and massively distracting orgies would probably limit their influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164983
anon what the FUCK mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
>So, what happens if a new Demon Lord is born?

If I remember right they would have to kill the current demon lord. And after that they would have to proceed to kill all the Lilim since their existence helps prevent the monsters from reverting to their old form.

At least that's according to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
Demon Lords aren't really born, it's more like they're appointed. The only way a new one comes about is if one of them overthrows the current demon lord. And like this >>15164996 anon mentioned, that's not likely to happen anytime soon. Hell even if a new monster did claim the throne, they're all so warped by the current lord's influence that they'd probably continue the same lewd crusade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
The current Demon Lord broke the system, no one can take her place, and if she was to die a Lilim would take her place and things would stay the same

There is really no worrying about this matter, the DL is so powerful that she can even compete with the Chief God, and she keeps getting stronger by the minute

MGE has no bad endings:
All the monsters accept the DL's reign (no chance of rebellion)
The Order is powerless (the monsters will win)
The DL will eventually overthrow the Chief God (again the monsters will win)
Once she overthrows the Chief God, monsters will be able to have incubi sons (humanity won't go extinct)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
>>15165020
The Demon Lord is essentially the head of all Monsters, and can influence how Monsters look and act.

Since the current Demon Lord made them all Succubi, they now all love Human Boys and are fairly nice.

Meaning, even if a new Monster Girl became Demon Lord, not much would really change. To my knowledge, none of the previous Demon Lords really cared much outside of killing and killing more, and as such never changed Monsters to the extent the current Demon Lord did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165028
Yosh! I'm going to become Demon Rord, miritary rurerr of arr Herru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165037
Sorry, no chaotic evil characters in my party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165045
>chaotic evil
She's Lawful because of OCD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165051
Na, maybe neutral evil, plotting world domination and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165037
I cast headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165059
Sauron started plotting world domination because he saw chaos and wanted order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165061
Curses! Foiled again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165037
Chunni weebsnake is asking for a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165071
Where would you even spank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165069
It's not over yet, I'm following up with hair stroking, a combo I learned in the old days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164983
I would do anything to protect this smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165085
Would you follow her on the Golden Path?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight her in order to be deemed worthy of being her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1X4Ajjyus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
Not much changes, dood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165085
Yes.
And that's one of my hard limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165093
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiJJ3XUDbw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165074
On the snake butt, of course! Maybe even on the little snake boobies if she is annoying enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165085
Well, you're gonna need a big brush with strong bristles, because that is one huge smile, and it's gonna need a lot of care to keep the teeth in working order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165095
What the hell is that bird? Is this some kind of polymorph-torture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165107

it's a prinny, dood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165093
I think I'll just hold on to my stuff until the next town...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165117
A what?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you bully a Kobold who was born with eight nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165107
That's sort of correct, in a roundabout fashion.
That's the famed Etna of Disgaea, mistress and frequent tormentor of Prinnies.
Prinnies are human souls of sinners sewn into penguin costumes and forced to collect demon realm currency to buy their own reincarnation as penance.
tl;dr that's a soul in purgatory and it's kind of her job to mercilessly exploit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165132
8 nipples means 8 breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165133
I find myself only slightly aroused by this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165124
A happy little bundle of fluff that loves to be thrown around. It's soft and squishy and squeaks when it hits things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165132
I would Polt yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165136
Maybe more. Imagine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165132
You mean just like a regular Kobold but with three extra sets under her fur-vest? Yes, yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165136
Maybe not 8 full breasts. I was thinking maybe some flat, loli-esque boobs for her second pair and then just nipples for the others.

I don't know, I just want to make her wear four pairs of nipple clamps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165172
>I just want to make her wear four pairs of nipple clamps.
Put some clothespins on yours and see what it feels like, you fucking monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165172
Kobold daughteru guy, will your degeneracy ever end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165176
...exciting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165176
I have, it's not a bad time. Kinda nice actually, especially if I'm fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165181
>exciting
NO IT'S HORRIBLE!
>>15165184
Masochists make me stand in awe. I just squirm and have to take them off right away.

[Anonymous No.]

I want /d/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165180
No anon, It really just gets worse from here. I'm sorry, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165155
T-Thanks Grimsby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165190
It's hardly /d/ anon, it's just a few extra nipples on a cosplay-tier girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165063
Sauron was Lawful Evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165204
Yes, that's what I said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165190
I don't even see /d/ here.
No futa, or expansion, or forniphilia, or slavery, or monste-
Ok, maybe some monster girls.
But surely no giantess- oh wait, we have some of that too.
At least no tentacles or slimes? Ah, nope.

Looks like /d/ is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165212
No, we must purge them all and only discuss vanilla sex with Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165212
Yes, monstergirls are /d/ to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165092
I want to caress those eyebrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163771

The fight with Sif actually make sense (considering you do the dlc first) if you think about it this way: Sif doesn't want you to take the covenant because he's trying to protect you, he doesn't want you to go into the abyss. Even if he has to kill you, he wants to prevent what happened to Artorias, to happen to you as well (it's arguably worse than death). That being said, Sif really doesn't want to fight you, but since you're not going to fuck off, you don't leave him a choice.

If you don't do the dlc first, you're basically just a graverobber in his eyes, which also makes sense. This is why Sif is such a tragic character.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead, please consider buying some new parts for your golem or living doll.

Even if it doesn't need fixing, they enjoy a little extra variety every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165244
Sif... has had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165244
It's sort of a mercy killing though, given that everyone who knew Sif with the probable exceptions of Alvina and Ornstein were long dead in a dying land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165217
Vanilla sex with elves is perhaps the most /d/ fetish of all. I bet you were imagining hand holding too, weren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165244
>>15165253
>>15165259
Don't let it get to you. Just press on. Never stop. Tread on the broken hopes and dreams of those who stand before you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165264
Yeeees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165253

The limp at low hp doesn't really help to make it less tragic. It's actually insulting they kept that for the huge rat boss in dks2, who even cares or remembers that fucker's name? With Sif we had a reason to feel horrible, but like, with some giant feral rat thing that came out of nowhere... is it supposed to make me not want to kill it?

>>15165268

That's the Souls series in general. You can't really save anyone except possibly Solaire, if you kill the maggot beforehand.

It's a beautiful sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165283
>Save Solarie from the maggot
>He becomes firewood if you do
Can you really say anyone in this series is 'saved'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165292
Hey, at least we had a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165292

I don't know, but damn it I have to try.

Visions of agony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165093
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-PvgMIH8uk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165292

I don't know, but damn it I have to try.

(Dark Souls 3 quest spoilers, sort of. I guess. If you've done the quest, you'll get it.)
http://imgur.com/3OGQCi5

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165292
Well the snakes, they don't die nor are destroyed or in a horrid fate. You as the mc are pretty much either going to be ruler of dark, firewood, or fuck you I go where I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165330
Not that far due to work, so I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165339

There's an npc who leaves prism stones where she travels, on occasion. That spot in front of the doors is significant, because you can be summoned for a special fight.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she smiling at me? Did I do something right?

http://imgur.com/446Uhmj

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165369
That snake sees something it likes at least. Probably eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165037
If your waifu is to become Shogun, military ruler of all Zipangu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164968
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

MAKING A STATEMENT THAT IMPLIES THE HELLHOUND DELINQUENT HAS A CRUSH ON YOU, CAUSING HER TO PUNCH YOU IN THE STOMACH!

MAKING THE HELLHOUND REALIZE THAT SHE DOES LIKE YOU BECAUSE SEEING YOU IN PAIN UPSETS HER, MAKING HER UPSET BECAUSE SHE LIKES YOU MAKES HER PUNCH YOU IN THE RIBS!

THEN SHE PETS YOUR HEAD AS YOU'RE KEELED OVER IN PAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165408
A relationship of hard love, delinquent Hellpups, and spicy Hellhound cuisine awaits.

[Anonymous No.]

Accept the love of thick horse pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

Girls should wear flowers in their hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165451
at this point i'll accept anyone that wants to love me, i'm super lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165451
But of course I would welcome a Centaur Knight into my home! Their tales of valor and bravery are well known!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165451
>Wahaha! Muh drills!

[Anonymous No.]

I will become a Knight. I shall defeat the princess and save the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165480
Choose your destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165456
How would you feel about a whole lot of anyones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165484
Dibs on Red Knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165484
red or erf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165484
HALBERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165499
>lonely halberd guy
Uh-oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165480
Saving a dragon from a human woman-while a tad out of place, is something I want.
all we need is a reason for the dragon to be captured and vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165487
will these anyone's show me genuine love and appreciation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165503
She's your daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165503
I had the Idea of getting caught by some enemy and then getting saved by a dragon or salamander. they would hand me a sword and we would fight our way out to some generic "epic comeback" music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165504
>monsters
>genuine love
Kek
Love for semen at most

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165516
I know a story of a guy who had his ass saved from starvation and death by exposure by a Dragon and her buddies.
Too bad it was Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165521
It's no different from human love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165512
If she was my daughter she would have learnt to save herself.
not saying I wouldn't got to save her, but when I get there (with my dragon wife I assume) she better be causing some chaos
The family that kicks ass together, stays together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165528
>Y-you'll be sorry when mom and dad get here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165523
Was like hitler paintings where you didnt know alp did it at first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165533
>Gosh golly gee, a big black dragon is going sucky-sucky on my turgid tallywacker!
You can tell, anon. You can always tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165503
>>15165512
>>15165528
Question
Why would this human woman fuck with this (supposedly) awesome dragon family?
And there has to be a better reason then "jewnuki somehow has a stake in this"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165531
I'll be able to get handfuls of that fat lizard butt before they arrive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165539
It's obviously a powerful female paladin who wants to bait in the big fish so she can slay a mighty Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165533
>hitler paintings
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165544
Hitler used to paint. It wasn't too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165544
>not getting easy reference
lol dont worry about it :P

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165424
>Hellhound cuisine
Raw meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165527
Touche

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165543
As the husband in this situation, I would beat her down personally to show why my wife married me.
and also so my kid thinks im cool by punishing the mean lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>15159683
I colored this Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165564
Hot diggity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165539
Several reasons
1>>15165543
2.The movie commando but with monster girls and no dead wife
3. personal vengeance against the dragon
3.5+ she doesnt know how stong you are, given the regular dominance of MG's
4.racist against dragons and was going to prove a point
5. some evil master plan about raising your daughter as a anti monster weapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165539
Dumb people do dumb things all the time.
She probably said "Hold my beer" before she did it, and we all know that's code for "Call 911 because I'm about to fucking die."

[Anonymous No.]

What's something you don't what to hear out of your son or daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165595
>You're not my real dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165595
>son:"hey dad, I made a bunch of new friends!" when he's in the in the basement with a bunch of devil bugs
>succubus daughter: I gave my firs blowjob today
>dhampir: "can i please stab mommy?"
>Fighting MG daughter: I like steven segal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165595
>Having a son
Humanfucker detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165603
Hey, I remember seeing some old grainy footage of Seagal doing some pretty sweet ai kido moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165607
just roll with it specieist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165603
>I like Steven Seagal
hey segal isn't that bad, I don't get the hate people have about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165595
Human child "I met a boy today called Steve"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165595
>Dad? This is Jamal. We're getting married.
>T-this? Oh, nothing. I just tripped down some stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165528
>Wrecking goons with your dragon wife to save your daughter
did i go back in time? I'm pretty sure that's the plot to a 90's arcade beat em up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165630
She should just fess up that she lost a fight.
It's kinda what hinezumi do.
Heavens know her mom went through worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Yahallo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165630
Why would you allow bestiality in your own headcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165646
The guy asked for what I DON'T want to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165648
Why how can you hear it if it doesn't exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165528
>The family that kicks ass together, stays together.
You know I could totally picture the family in a loving embrace while there all battle damaged and there's a whole bunch of defeated enemy's at their feet with this as a caption

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165651
>there isn't a possiblity they'll open a portal to niggerverse through some rogue experiment

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165595
>"I asked mother how you got those scars on your back and she got all red and told me to ask you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165656
What is this, a Stephen King's novel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165659
You wanna know how I got these scars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165664
MOTHERFUCKER
NINJA'D AGIAN

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no monster girl daughteru to bounce on my knee and tell stories about how her mother and I met
>tfw never having to slightly amend the story so that young, easily influenced minds don't get the wrong idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165659
Tell her you got them from saving her mother from something nasty When it really was when the she when a little too wild that one time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165674
Has anyone who isn't Alpie von Alpenstein written about a guy telling his daughter how mommy and daddy met?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165535
can you tell the other writers like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Froppy a lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165683
No, nobody else writes like that. He's unique in the annals of shit. The Napoleon of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165689
Froppy is the nicest girl in class.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will write something. I wonder what would pander to people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165787
Hellhounds and kikis with added Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165787
Basically >>15165802
But please do something jinko related. Pretty please? Could be minichuffs or regular chuffs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165808
Jinko, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165787
Fucking kids has pretty good pander value around these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165787
Cowgirls with fat tits and asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165787
Genki wurm with giant lactating breasts forcing her husband to replace his meals with milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165824
>>15165826
Wurm in a herd of Holsts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165828
All the Holstaurs know she's a Wurm but play along because she's nice and seems really interested in their culture for some reason, they've even helped her blend in better and almost convinced her she's actually a Holstaur a few times, especially after the lactation started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165828
An entire heard of Holst crossbreed monster girls and the poor anon who has to milk them all.

[Anonymous No.]

(WIP SFW) I have a base now, but I'm planning to draw two sets of this since This isn't cumflated yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165843
Such tiny breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165846
Because /vg/ asked for a loli anubis.

Then again, perhaps it's not loli eough, I could try and make it younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165851
>/vg/
I meant /jp/, wow I'm tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165843
Yes! I love it.

>>15165851
>perhaps it's not loli eough
If you want to make it more loli that's fine. I think the picture is going to ba alright with the way she is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165843
Delicious. We need more artists to spread the gloriousness that is lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165843
Oh my this is coming along nicely.

>>15165851
This is good.
But you could also do that.
'S up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Has there been any Raiju stories? It seems like Raiju doesn't get enough love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165901
Only one I can think of is http://pastebin.com/NP0aHTAj

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165901
Raiju? You mean the Pokemon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165916
Raichu a fatty,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165787
pander to me and do a smart wurm or a story about a echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165928
>a smart wurm
Tried that once, nobody liked it. Echidna on the other hand sounds like a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165928
FEED ME ECHIDNA STORIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165932
I wasn't aroud for it then, mind sending me a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165937
Fuck that, let's talk about these Mommy Snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165851
>I could try and make it younger
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Dudes, look at this dog:

She's warm
She's big
She's tough
She fucking glows
She's got that inky-black skin
She's got spicy mofu
She's got a heart of gold beneath a harsh exterior

What is there NOT to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165943
I'm down for that.
What are the odds of them birthing a new species do you think? One in a hundred? There aren't a lot of echidna, the odds don't need to be too low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165943
I'm more into the dungeon/adventure part of echidnas. but now that I think about it, we don't have any stories about them outside of fallen brides

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166071
1/100 sounds good. end up creating something interesting when the energy gets mixed just right
I wonder if the demon lord has some sort of breeding program in place for when that happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166078
I'll figure something out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166078
closest thing to a story is beast's green text, both the f'ed up and better versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166089
I hope we can get varients like the PAD echidna out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166117
I want her
I also want to use those blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166070
Hellwan is best wan. I want to sniff her spicy mofu.

>tfw no tomboy Hellhound who always wants to wrestle with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165674
>No monstergirl daughter who'll climb into bed with you and lay down atop your chest
>Doing her best to hug you, and slowly nodding off with a smile on her beautiful face as you wrap your arms around her

[Anonymous No.]

You know what yo be nice?
Relaxing with a cup of herbal tea with a ryu at her shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165851
Yeah, I think making her even loli-er would be good. Love the heart-shaped pawpads, as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166151
Silly Anon, no one goes to that fat old hag's shrine!

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>>15166156
Yeah, it's at the top of the mountain. The kitsunes were smart and made their shrine at the BOTTOM of the mountain, and offered the same services. But that ryu is too stubborn to take them up on their offer and combine their shrines at the fox shrine, thinking their kindness is them being spiteful foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for satyros. She's great but she'll never be as good as a de-lolified Baphomet. I don't talk or think about them very often but the concept easily has to e in my top 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166156
Away with you!
there will be a man that goes to that shrine. they will love the living fuck out of that dragon and then years later a young ryu will personally tell you that you were wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Girls gotta stick together

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166217
That Lilim is nothing but bad influence on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166217
What is that Bapho thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165676
>tell dragon daughter how he got his scars
>wife is lightening in and looking embarrassed as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166227
Oh come on, she's just telling her about the funniest joke she heard the other day. It's called "Human Boy Rights"

She's harmless

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go full power with my own protection.

>wear living armour
>have a gnome contract
>beetle guards
>Valkyrie right hand woman (normal or dark, i don't care)

[Anonymous No.]

its there any art of what the cursed sword looks like with full armour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166233
listening*
fucking grammar goblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166186
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166245
>grammar goblin
While I don't like lolis, the thought of a goblin in a suit and glasses that bitches about grammar amuses me.

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>>15166242
Sounds like a good way to become a superhero.

>Train under all the martial monstergirls you can
>Wear a living armour fused with an under-armour ittan
>Have an anubis and a goblin make all your gadgets and devices
>Fight alongside a valkyrie partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166247
I bet its the ryu herself, and she's breaking down and crying as shy types it out.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a secret underground nuclear bunker in the middle of nowhere be a safe place from rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166252
Fat old hag Dragons will never get love.

If only she were an Apophis, then she'd have a whole bunch of boy sluts lining up begging for her.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually pretty impressed with ELH, that is, assuming he doesn't use some alternative means of getting updates for his blogspot other than sitting in here 24/7, cuz I haven't really seen him miss anything posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166255
this is staring to get doom stump levels of depressing

[Anonymous No.]

It sure is nice being able to sunbathe in the backyard.
Shame it's too hot to feel like jogging now, though. We need art of an athletic Yuki-Onna in spats getting overwhelmed by the summer's heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166260
I have, but that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166260
Hi ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166269
>doom stump
what is doom stump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166278
A green text about a jubjub that waits on a stump for a man to return to return to her. she dies waiting
Even had a pic to go with it but I dont have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166260
I wish ELH would get more Illassa art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166278
The stump the jubjub was told to sit on in that greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166285
I more want a pic of Illothe and that nightmare friend of hers together

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166278
Something a Wendigo is immune to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166284
Why would anyone write that? That's soul crushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166278
Man is in Wonderland and is almost wed to a Jubjub

He tells her that he'll be right back because he has to do something, and asks her to wait on a stump so they can be wed proper

She happily sits on the stump waiting for her husband to come back so her life can really begin.

He never comes back but she still waits until her last days, because all the way till the end she still had faith and hope he'd return, knowing that no matter the wait, the happiness of a married life with a boy she loves would make any length of time worth the cost.

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>>15166291
Beleive me when I say that we have quite a few downer stories, granted some of them are for grim points but still

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>>15166296
The guy tells her he's going off to get a ring.
The jubjub waits not because she has faith, but because she literally doesn't have the capacity to conceive a scenario in which the man doesn't return. She doesn't hope, or believe. She knows he's going to return, and she doesn't seem to have a concept of the amount of time he's left her waiting for. She seemed genuinely oblivious to it in the greentext itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166302
>Believe me, you're the only one who cares
I would be moved to tears, had I any more tears to shed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166284
>>15166287
>>15166296
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166309
Because they are dumb birds who need diapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166302
>me
>caring
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166250
I think she would put her fist through the screen after reading half of our posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166302
I never really understand why people make downer stories set in MGE. it’s supposed to be a world of sex and happiness, were everyone get’s a happy ending. If you follow KC lore anyway.
I just can’t bare myself to read any downer stories. My soul just can’t take it, I’m already depressed as it is.

I want to go back to my hugbox now.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather be an orphan raised by an Echidna, or a guy dating an ara ara one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166319
Are you just exaggerating, or can you actually not comprehend why someone would write a story about something sad or less than perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166321
dating

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>>15166319
when there is X, people will always ask "what about if Y?
standard stuff, 60% of fan fiction is based on that alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166333
A full house confirms this as the correct solution.
How does a guy end up meeting someone like that anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166332
Oh, I’m exaggerating a lot. I fully understand WHY someone would do it. It’s just that I don’t like it, and to some extent oppose it. They can write it if they want to, I’m just not going to like it.

>>15166343
Fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166319
Fuck the hugbox
I want a dragon with flaws, I want a relationship that is real, not just some 2-bit fancy "perfect wife" perfection in this instance is garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166356
>I want a dragon with flaws
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166319
I only want to see sad stories for the potential healing they have, sadly most people think of doing grimdark shit when they make sad stories.

There is a surprising lack of healing stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166321
I want to cheat my way to an Echidna's dungeon and proactively date her until she realizes I'm a fraud and she sends me to her mean Sea Dragon sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166356
I guess that depends on what kind of hugbox you want. You can have a hugbox where everything isn’t perfect, it’s just a world / place where you are happy and things "aren't terrible".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166356
>I want a dragon with flaws
So you don't want a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166366
>Sea Dragon
leviathan MG when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166362
>>15166370
I think he meant a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166362
>>15166370
I guess what i mean is that "everything this A-ok" while a understandable wish, bores me.

A story about a MG's fears and struggles will grip me more than just daily life stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166389
>A story about a MG's fears and struggles will grip me more than just daily life stuff.
You mean like an Inari who worries if her Apple Pie is good enough for her husband after work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166389
I know a guy who tried writing a story like that. Nothing but a broken shell now.

[Anonymous No.]

Doughnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166379
Think about it for a second
Do you even know a story where the wurm is a being to actually fear? where her simple mindedness is not just the end of another "dumb dragon" joke?
Its a lot to ask I know, But a man dealing with a wurm and how it affects shit around him is what I want.
Even fellow one note rapetrains like the ushi oni and minotaur are treated with more respect.

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>>15166319
Some people need a catharsis in life, to give up and wallow in it for a short moment. Adopt it. And the act of doing do channels it into that medium which you can both mentally and physically walk away from, or leave behind. Like ejaculation if your cum wasn't semen, but sadness. then you ball it up in a tissue and throw it away. Or share it online. Just my two cents.

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>>15166434
there was a story on MGU about a librarian who ends up with a wurm and he teaches her litracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166442
That's was great stuff
Though I think it's forever unfinished
Do you remember the title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166436
That's quite deep, especially when we are in a lewd setting such as this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166372
>Leviathan MG
That's such a loose term that I'm not even sure what that would look like

I'd say an aquatic girl similar to Nereids but with whale features (and at least 8 feet tall)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166476
It's clearly Levia-Tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166476
It could be a big, robotic crustacean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166321
But if you're raised by one you will probably end dating her. Unless there's a father already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166469
"the value of words"

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>>15166321
Neither, I'm not much of a reptile man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166488
or dating the firstborn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166478
I'm gonna tell Levia-Tan that I prefer smaller girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166495
She's gonna laugh and take another drink of her beer since there are other dicks in the sea, some of which would love nothing more than to lick leviathan abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166478
>Levia-tan
Can we robots now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166493
Shit taste senpai!
>>15166494
I wonder what that firstborn would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166476
A more dragony Nereid would fit the bill nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166513
didn't the profile say the first born is always a echidna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166519
Well that's no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166519
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166513
>Shit taste senpai!
I prefer Chitin/Fluff to Scale, fucking sue me, shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166523
>Chitin
Oh so THAT'S what that smell was! Aha-ha-ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166502
>8 foot tall muscled whale girl
KC needs to make this already

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166530
>Dissing Based exoskeletons
I can't even be mad, all I feel is pity. Ah, fuck. Now I need an arachne to make me happy again. A big one. With big tits and an ara ara countenance. Who loves cuddles and has a blanket she herself wove that could cover us both three times over. Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166534
>whale
I have been referring to this ancient natural disaster this entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166534
Shark girl comes first, I've been waiting for a long while

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166545
Yeti was the best girl from that show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166551
You seem to have misspelled Cicada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166548
Whales are bigger than sharks, thus they are better
And besides who would want a bully shark girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166559
>And besides who would want a bully shark girlfriend?
Me. Twins if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166565
Those are some pretty green eyes. I want to split her from the other one for a night and watch as her personality flips into full dere without the other egging her on or competing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166572
>full dere
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166572
Green is the best eye colour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166572
>Not liking the ambers on the grey one
No take-backs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166565
I just want to build my sandcastles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166580
It's not like I DON'T Like it, I just find that green on black oddly alluring.

>>15166575
Nigger, tell me you wouldn't want to see that glowing emerald set on a frame of light blushing pink as you tell her that the meal she hastily threw together tastes amazing. Tell me you wouldn't want to catch that brilliant verdant green in your peripheral vision as you cuddle together on a couch, her eyes not on the show before her, but you. Tell me you wouldn't want to see them glimmering faintly in the dimly lit room as she sit atop you, naked, the brazen boldness of your past threesomes gone as she wonders if she alone is really enough to satisfy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166589
Get a shark onee-san/gf? She's the only one who can bully you after all. They're very protective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166598
But I don't want to be bullied! I cry easily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166595
>It's not like I DON'T Like it
No take-backs! She's mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166602
But once your relationship with her is formal she won't bully you all the time, she then will start to protect you from other bullies as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166589
How big do you want you sandcastle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166605
That sounds nice I guess.
>>15166606
Just a normal sandcastle.

[Anonymous No.]

How would various monster polymorphies look? Would a Ushi's spider half dissolve in a puddle of boiling blood to reveal human legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166618
>Just a normal sandcastle.
Looks like we've got a scrubazord here, gents

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>>15166621
I would think that the mass of non-human parts would be brought into the body, and there would be a hint of what they truly were. For example, an Ushi's spider half's mass would be absorbed into the body and the mass of it is redistributed though-out the body, giving it some thickness. As for the clue, she would probably wear stilettos since they have the same clicking noise on hardwood floors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166621
So continue on with this thought, I think it would have to be something thematically tied to the MG. Like a Schedule dog having her canid features fall away in a cascade of magical, evaporating desert sands to leave a skillful human guise in its place.

>>15166641
>there would be a hint of what they truly were
That's an interesting thought. Though I think the conservation of mass is a bit pedantic in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166621
It would fall off, just like legos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166641
I'm talk g this idea. Harpies would have weirdly shaped hands and lamias be thick near the thighs but skinnier near the feet. They all would probably be awkward moving their human bodies as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166606
>You and Anubutt go to spend time at the beach
>There's a sandcastle building contest going on
>She somehow manages to find some slaves
>Has the slaves build a mighty sandcastle
>You win some free meals at the local fast food joint

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166255
>>15166252
>Ryu in a dark corner of the inner shrine, the only light source being her laptop
>her hair is unkept and her she looks like she hasn't slept in a month
>"somebody will come for me... somebody will love me... Some day"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166717

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>>15166671
>You take your Anubutt daughteru to the beach one day
>There's a sandcastle building competition going on
>She seems super excited to play so you let her compete
>Seems someone elses Anubutt won. Even though they got some slaves to do it
>But your little daughteru had fun, so that's all that matters
>Though she seems really determined to win the next one and show that Anubutt who's boss
>Apparently she muttered something under her breath in Egyptian when shaking the other Anubutt's paw, for the older one seemed noticeably ticked off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165851
>I could try and make it younger.
Dew it, I agree with the others. Flatter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166740
>slaves
CONTRACTED LABORERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166750
BUT THE FINE PRINT SAYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165851
Give it bigger tits.

[Anonymous No.]

never let them ruin your breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

MUH

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what i want to see more
a scene as discribed in>>15166717
of that same ryu with wide eye as a guy actually enters her shrine and sees her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166758

Well, she better give me something in return for ruining my breakfast or she won't get any cuddles tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166758
disturbed did a nice cover for that song

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166773
This nigger needs to stop making my dick want subhuman creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166780
Then he asks if there's a bathroom before leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166773
WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166780
And then when he leaves she thinks its a fluke
then he returns, and her intrest is fixed.
and then he comes back. and now she wants him
what will happen when he returns the 4 time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166773
Something about this guy's messy, sketchy style really gets my blood boiling. In my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166717
I want to go to a Ryu shrine and ask her if she can make it sunny tomorrow for my date.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166717
I'd love to visit her on new years eve with a bottle of champagne to share.
I bet she'd appreciate that, although I'm not sure if she would let me go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166432
The ass is fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15163803
No problem brohan.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the idea of a Ryu who is so highly regarded that no one dares to approach her, resulting in her feeling completely neglected

I'd love to do this >>15166924 to such a Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>Butter drew a Tamamo
Whoa! If only if I could see the other ones he apparently did. Fucking patreon paywalls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166956
You had me at "I love the idea of a Ryu"

[Anonymous No.]

Would you buy bottled imp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166980
Yes
Just to let her free. It looks pretty cramp in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166980
Sure, I have a big aquarium that she can live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166980
Don't start this on me, anon.
I just got a brainwave today about a story involving lewd things done to a bottled fairy.
And I need to NOT write it because I have work deadlines to meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166980
Not at that price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166956

>Priestesses who prevent people from seeing her face to face, they take a persons request for the Ryu on paper and they give to her but because of her reputation they are quite meek and apologetic whenever the Ryu would ask them any question no matter the context.
>Anon sneaking past them just a few hours before new years to spend time with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167058

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166980
Depends. Can she be penetrated without hurting her? Can she get pregnant from human semen? Is she a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167058
Does the left have a monster jaw is that just an armor or something? I'm only interested in submarine paizuri if she can tease my knob with something terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166966
That patreon watermark is ugly, can't he at least make it smaller?
>>15167078
It's just a neck cuff/armor of sorts like Seaports.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a sketch of Miia and my daughteru i'm commissioning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167091
>can't he at least make it smaller?
Awful lot you're asking of Butter-T there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167102
Goddamn that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I got hassled at work by a fuzzy black-and-red butterfly. Was that a butterfly or a moth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167120
Butterflies are evil.
Moths love you.
Remember this fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167120
>black-and-red
ＣＨＵＵＮＩ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167124
I would marry a moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167091
>can't he at least make it smaller?
Be happy it's not taking up half the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167124
I thought moth are night animals, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nereid got art
Her arms are tiny as fuck, but it'll do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167156
ctrl+F is a handy tool, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167175
My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167182
>make love
That's right, Somebody's about to get cuddlefucked for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

dumb & dumber

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166966
>Butter T drew Tamamo
Oh yes!
>But being Butter T we'll never see the full version
I hate the way he pulls this shit. I mean there are better artists out there who don't feel the need to do the paywall jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167199
Kobold and Hellhound best friends would be super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167199
Would a rabid Kobold basically be a re-skinned Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167091
Why people care about watermarks? As long as it doesn't block actual girl, I don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167199
Hey, fuck you buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167199

It's time for walkies.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is one of the largest carnivores ever such a pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167372
Teeny arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167372
Have small arms, have extreme urges to hug

[Anonymous No.]

I thought of a new katawa monmusu.
A yeti who has no arms and must hug. A ryu who has extreme hydrophobia. A deaf gandharva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167460
That Yeti sounds great, but that's probably just my Rinfaggotry talking.
Gandharva would be Beethoven-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

It's 8 PM. Do I drink coffee or tea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167500
I still don't have a taste for either desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167500
Tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167500
Tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167500
Coffee for business, tea for relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167541
>>15167542
>>15167546
Tonight is all business, but democracy wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167500
Water

[Anonymous No.]

Some more Bapho girl, and also best girl https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChhomsyUcAAHfaO.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167581
KC's birthday sure is a good time to love Baphomets.
>and also best girl
You cheeky fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167182
Time for what

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167639
She told you to j-j-jam it in!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167653
Uh, sure? Should I slam too? I can go get my backetball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167581
dohohohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167613
Yes, but when you make a story that’s only sad the same problem emerges.
When you make a soul crushingly depressing story. most won’t enjoy reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167654
I would walk like an egyptian with yandere pharao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167102
I like that they're wearing the clothes from Miia's imagination scene.

Cute/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167686
Personally, I'm kinda tired of happy endings because you can expect it from pretty much everything in media nowadays.

You just can't expect the hero/heroine to fail in their stories in this day and age, everything has to be happy and "sunshine" to the point of it being taken for granted.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Well, my Kikimora Maid, I've got some good news, some great news, and some bad news."
>"The good news is, my boss has decided to introduce a lot of tech into the firm. So, there's now a bunch of machines doing the jobs of myself and my coworkers."
>"The great news is that the boss decided to give us all severance pay in the form of a gift. Specifically, she gave us all Roombas. Lots of them."
>"Advanced models, too. They vacuum, mop, wash dishes, wash windows, mow the lawn, everything needed to maintain a household while a guy is out finding a bottom-rung labor-based job instead of working in a halfway decent smithy."
>"The bad news is, I lost my good hammer the other day. Yeah, the one that's reasonably light yet hits like a truck, the one I used at the smithy for ages."
>"No, I'm not holding it in my hands, nor am I putting it here on the table. It'd be a pity if while I was looking at job listings in the paper, and therefore was distracted, said hammer was found and used to smash disrespectful attempts to replace a diligent worker."
>"But then, I don't know where my hammer is, so anything could happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167704
Ok, but let’s say that a blockbuster superhero movie have the hero lose.
How well do you think that would have gone with the audience?

I mean, would you something like the avengers where the villain won? “In the end the hero's failed and now everyone is doomed to eternal darkness and suffering” Just doesn't sit well with a lot of people.

Now that’s not to say you can’t make anything but a happy ending. You could have a ending with the hero being ostracised for example. Or just something where it didn’t turn out for the best. The hero's could still have “won” yet at a great cost.

In any case. A downer or grimdark story, where everything is just horrible and everyone is suffering and no one gets to be happy, just doesn't feel all that good. Interesting perhaps, but it’s not an enjoyable experience. Or maybe you like others suffering, I don’t know.

So you can make a story that is sad, have sad themes or has a sad ending. But if you only make it sad, having no joy or happiness to contrast with, most are simply not going to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167735
Can Roombas wear concrete shoes? I guess that Kiki will have to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167766
>How well do you think that would have gone with the audience?
Obviously most people wouldn't like it because they're wussies who can't take a sad ending every once in a while.

I mean, The Terminator series is a perpetual cycle of bad endings according to the ending of T3, and people still fucking love it.

>A downer or grimdark story, where everything is just horrible and everyone is suffering and no one gets to be happy, just doesn't feel all that good.
They're not to be good-feeling, they're supposed to spark sympathy and sadness for the character, to make you wonder how things could've gone better. At least that's how I feel.

The story can have happiness as well as sadness in it, all I said is that I've seen way too many happy ones with little struggle. I can just expect the main characters to survive the most ridiculous situations without fail in most stories in media.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yan kiki strangles her master every morning before waking him up

>That pained expression is just too good to pass by...
>There's something called autoerotic asphyxiation, isn't there?
>Maybe Mastah actually enjoys being strangled?
>It seems that Mastah gets hard every morning when he gets strangled...
>That must be because he can tell his beloved maid is touching him!
>How cute! He does such a good job hiding his feelings during the day, but dicks don't lie!
>Maybe it's abandonment play...
>How delightfully cruel of Mastah to bully his loving maid like that.
>He should be rewarded...

>And then Mastah awoke, unable to breathe, to find himself being raped before passing out of asphyxia just after cumming inside her
>The same nightmare of being strangled and raped haunts him every night
>Somehow it seems like the maid is getting a little chubby...

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna find a muscle monster girl whose a sweetheart deep down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167808
Chubby kikis are nice.


>>15167812
Big ol' muscle holst that wears sundresses and calls you 'hon' while she cooks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167808
Boner yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167808
>kiki hurting her master and giving him nightmares.
Absolutely disgusting.

>She get’s pregnant
Well, at least you did something right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167808
So what happens when he finds out she's pregnant? He would either assume that she's in love with somebody else or she would have to admit to raping him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167808
>Somehow it seems like the maid is getting a little chubby...
That's what happens when you sit on your ass all day masturbating to your master, occasionally strangling and raping him when he wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167773
Well, if they can't wear concrete boots, I'm sure her blacksmith master could forge a set or seventeen out of scrap metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167827
She only hurts him because he wants to be hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167797
I for one like "the would is saved... but shit still needs to be done" endings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167856
The nightmares indicate otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167808
>yan
>causing her target pain before he does anything to deserve it

You're doing it wrong. Pretty sure that sort of crazy is the type known as human woman. This message brought to you by Danuki News: All da News, you Nuki!

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>>15167808
>a monstergirl strangling a guy during sex
I really need this in my life, I know it shouldn't turn me on and in the canon they'd be horrified at the thought of doing this, but it's still a really hot mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167875
They're called spooky dreams, and he obviously likes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167878
He only said Yan, he didn't specify if it were dere or gire but from the ontent she's quite obviously gire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167889
Bah, gire are just generic psychos that 'snap' every so often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167833
>He plays it cool even though it somehow hurts to know she has someone.
>The nightmares finally relent about a month before she's due.
>Finally it's time.
>He visits her after the birth.

>She's finally here, Mastah...
>Our beautiful daughter...
>She's as beautiful as our love!

>The Master stumbles back into a chair.
>It was all real.
>His eyes glaze over as he realizes that he's been raped every day for months on end.
>The Kiki keeps babbling about how much they love each other.
>Suddenly he notices she's looming over him with the baby in her arms.
>She sits in his lap and gives him a sweet kiss.

>I can't wait for tomorrow, Darling...

>His mind finally, irreversibly breaks as his daughter instinctively pats his face and his rapist rubs her temple onto his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167820
>Big ol' muscle holst that wears sundresses and calls you 'hon' while she cooks?
No
A big ol' muscle southern belle holst that wears sundresses and calls me 'hon' while she cooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167910
Fine taste.
Would she try and act like a proper lady despite having enough muscle to make most minotaurs jealous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167907
He's not turning out to be a good father.

[Anonymous No.]

Been so long since I did any real writing, I forgot how hard it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167932
He'll have plenty of time to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167905
Which is wat the faggot wrote. Point being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167905
She's hurting her master, there's no fucking hyperbole on this shit. She's Yangire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167935
Ganbatte, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167979
But anon, he obviously likes it. Why else would he get a stiffy in the morning? She's doing him a favor by awakening him to his masochism. Later she can indulge him in a variety of ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167981
1120 words, 83 minutes, and there's no Echidna in it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167992
>Why else would he get a stiffy in the morning
>He doensn't get morning tents

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167992
>awakening him to his masochism
sqrt(Fuck that)

[Anonymous No.]

She's coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168014
She seems pretty vanilla, though. I don't think she'd think up anything more interesting than strangling and maybe dick biting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168014
He obviously is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168016
Needs bigger tits and better defined muscles

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes thinking about monstergirls and talking about them here almost makes me think they're real. I think I'm losing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Too lazy to actually write the story tonight, so I'm just Alping things up.
It's going to be about an Echidna tomorrow, I swear.

http://pastebin.com/v0H1qHnF

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168027
They must exist. How else could you so readily recognize them?

[Anonymous No.]

Why we so dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>get raped
>cry after
What happens next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168075
Post-rape cocoa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167812
Well I want a muscle jinko whose upset her abs are vanishing to the round jinko litter filled tummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167981
Why has nobody hugged that Wendigo yet? Are the Yetis behind this injustice?

>>15168027
Well, something that doesn't exist to someone might exist to someone else.

Whether they are 'real' or not doesn't matter, what matters is your perception

You're better off losing it and enjoying your life with monster girls rather than restraining yourself to 'reality'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168075
Left in the gutter passed out. Come to some hours later in the night. Walk home, kill myself. Get raped by a wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168078
Misread that as "post-rape cloaca."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168119
Eww, that's gotta be full of jizz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168091
I'm going to forcibly hug that Wendigo. There isn't a thing she can do to stop me. My arms are going to wrap around her and pull her into my chest over and over again. She'll whimper as I violate her, but I just don't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168123
Just the way I like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168141
Oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168075
>go home
>cry more
>go to take a shower
>cry in shower
>try and go out to make myself happy again.
>hope that some onne-san monster girl will take pity and comfort me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168075
Pretend that you like the girl that raped you, date her and after some months you ntr her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168075
>develop addiction to monster pussy
>go back for more

>>15168129
The poor girl just wants an honest man to give her a meaningful and who will take responsibility afterwards
She doesn't want a creepy maniac who will abuse her small, soft body with repeated hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166621
When would a polymorph ever come up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168091
I'd wrap my arms around a Wendigo in a protective comfy cocoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168218
Would you do this inside her coat, or outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168213
When they need to pretend to be human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168225
Outside, so she can get even more warmth from her little coat. Besides, I probably wouldn't fit in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168023
I'd dare you to say that to her face.

You won't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168203
>develop addiction to monster pussy
>go back for more
Lol imagine a rape/mind break hentai but role reversed with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168075
>Go to the police
>Get raped again

>Find her and tell her to take responsibility
>Get raped again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168245
>Sore loser monstergirls
I see they haven't met me yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167058
I've been looking for the doujin where harbour princess gets married, but I found nothing.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168322
I got you fambino.
http://exhentai.org/g/735018/7d523455f2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168353
thanks friend

[Anonymous No.]

I've started liking baphomets more lately, I've seen the light of handlebars

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168353
How would your waifu feel about you being other monstergirls' husbando? How would she feel about mg artists drawing porn of you and putting it online for other monstergirls to have fun with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168372
No problem.
>>15168406
Confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168405
Goat pussy is best pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168245
Playing board games with Monster Girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168037
You still live?
I love you. You faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to pound out the rest of this story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167182
a little late but can i get a source? search gave me nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168430
God dammit. I would give her a hug to make her forget about the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168406
She would enjoy the content, but know that nobody loves me as much as she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168430
>do we have to play? Can I give you a footjob instead
I really, really want this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168456
What if she found art of you in a fetish she hates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168430
>On Halloween you dress up as the green diving man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168470
Block out any memories of it existing.

[Anonymous No.]

YBA, if you're lurking, I need to know what the school uniform for your characters are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168406
Slightly discussed. But if the art was good, she would be happy for more content of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168405
Buxom Baphomet Onee-sans!

[Anonymous No.]

>Marry a monster girl
>Your parents raise hell about it being wrong and how you should have married a nice human girl and how they'll never recognize it
>They change their tune instantly when your Demon wife gives birth
>They practically beg to spend time with their granddaughter
>Your mother shows her off to all the women at church
>A dozen older women, in a church, fawning all over a tiny Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168405
I actually come like baphomets.
I feel like the sabbath has starting to manipulate me. Those damn lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168075
get raped again by a hobo smegmacore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167613
>I'm waiting on the good times now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168540
You are now aware that the good times never came for mister Ross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168513
How would this make any sense? An Order-leaning family wouldn't be happy at all about having a non-human child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168513
But would they really care about a hellsoawn baby? Maybe if it was a baby yet I or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168503
Un-lolified baphomet is objectively worse.
>can't be easily sweeped into a princess carry, manouvered around in bed or picked up for lewd stuff like it's nothing
>can't do standing blowjob
>probably doesn't have canonically best holes anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168566
>unironically enjoying loli

Son, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168566
oh ye of little faith
i would princess carry a damn ushi just so i could say i did.
a adult woman would not be so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168566
I think adult bapho has one pro, and that's that as a woman, she looks absolutely gorgeous and stunning.

But yeah, the loli is way better. Big butt on a smll body, cute hooves, fluff, and inviting paws. With a loli, you can basically cradle them, even if they're actually more powerful than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168566
How about an oppai loli baphomet? She could still do everything you listed, but also gains the ability to do standing paizuri. Oppai loli confirmed most superior monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

What you you want as a mg that hasn't been done yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
Card soldier from wonderland centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
Banshee
Onryo
Roc

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
Shirime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165093
Every time I see this pic I always think of this video; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yECd_Sz_zJ8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
MGE wise: automaton and some kind of samurai based succubus
other: A MGE golem version of the flame mech jotunn from puzzle and dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
Creatures of the deep sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
>>15168653
>A MGE golem version
Yeah, golems need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168465
There is a picture of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
>you you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168670
Fucking hell
where is my grammar goblin when I need her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168615
But tits on a loli or a flat chest on a tall girl are so inelegant and unbalanced.

[Anonymous No.]

So how far have you guys endured without "succumbing", Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621
Shark
Cthulhu
Phoenix

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168653
>flame mech jotunn
A golem version of that would look intense as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168689
Still haven't yet. Nor shall I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168689
Succumbing to what?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to tickled newborn monster girl daughter's tummy.
>She playfully bites your finger.
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168708
AaaaawwwwaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168708
Tickle her some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168621

Rokurokubi

Jersey Devil

Nopperabo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168733

>Jersey Devil

Do you really want a pissed of east coaster as a MG? I mean, cmon. It would be worse than a mantango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168639

Somehow KC would make that into a cute MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168739
>Jersey Devil MG
>it's just a Demon with a bad tan and an accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15165787
Would be nice to see either some more Paladin stuff, or living armor stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168748
They'd be ram horned, winged demon girls with Satyr-esque lower halves and the ability to shoot fire/poison gas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168765
You're forgetting hot air.
That's all yankees can really shoot anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168703
To carnal desire, Anon. Surely you haven't, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168739

Ok fine. How about a Gashadokuro or a Zashiki Warashi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168787
I have.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sent a kunoichi on a mission to out prank the Cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168689
Some hours.
But to "that", 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168783

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168794
I'm sorry, I don't know what either of those are. Is it something japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168800
Be a man and gain the skills to do it yourself.
once the cat falls for your master plan. she will be uncontrollably moist for the man who beat her at her own game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168823

Yeah

http://yokai.com/zashikiwarashi/

http://yokai.com/gashadokuro/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168823
>Gashadokuro
giant skeleton
>Zashiki Warashi
good luck house sprits if i remember correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168826
But can one ever top a cheshire? I thought their thing was being super masterminds anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168783
Mean. We're not Californians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168839
You're thinking of Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168501
Described in the story already but it's a pretty stereotypical private school uniform. Dark brown sport coat jacket and khaki pants for boys. Shirts and ties are whatever you want them to be as long as they're old school french cuff and not too outlandish. School emblem embroidered on the shoulder of jackets and shirts.

Girls are allowed a little more more leeway and have red or dark brown blazers, but can choose skirts of various length. Almost universally they wear silk shirts of either the school colors or white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168615
Only if it makes her incredibly smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168662
Care to give a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168859
I'm giving you the chance to tell me what you'd find acceptable for me to tell the artist I'm going to commission. Speak away before I go run amok with what I want her to wear myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168873
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1841240#search=towergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168879
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167808
That's not yandere, that's just sadistic. Get your fucking terminology right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168912
Did he trigger you?
Does it hurt?
Tell me.
I want to hear you say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168874
I'd probably go with a red doublebreasted blazer with gold buttons and 90's style shoulderpads to make her look even bigger and tougher, and buttoned up to emphasize her hips and chest, plus warmth for being cold-blooded. Sleeves rolled up to not cover her scaly arms. White silk shirt with brown striped accents on the breast pocket and the collar. Short but not mini khaki pleated skirt. She's a lamia so nothing long that might catch on the ground.

And all having an expensive freshly drycleaned and pressed look, though hints of damage and threadbareness in the high rub areas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168921
So something like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKyG1dRoDlA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168912
She still loves him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15166319
Because there can't really be happiness without sadness. Sad stories act as a reminder of what is sacred and helps you treasure it.

I myself prefer to see stories have a happy ending, or atleast an open one. But I don't mind reading some suffering beforehand as it makes a good ending far sweeter.

Bittersweet endings are probably the best endings when done right.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to pull the fuck out of my waifu's tail and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168932
Double breasted is more like an old school captain's jacket or army jacket, which is a reasonable evolution of the school's really old girls uniform based on the sailor uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168957
You're pretty rude.

On a different note, was that made by the author of Teaching Feeling? The face design is strikingly familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168957
>She panics and it pops off
>She'll never be able to grow one as nice and long again

You dun fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168967
You still got that burner? You know who this is, just send me some reference pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168981
That's a sad story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167735
Going on a Roomba genocide with your Kiki maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15168981
I-I'll just stick it back and use cum as glue. That will make her happy, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a butler to a monstergirl family, with a patience the size of a mountain, who has to take care of an entire mansion by himself
>You'll never walk in on your master and her boyfriend on the most inproper situations from time to time while on your daily duties and have the nerve to make witty comical observations on them in your usual deadpan sarcastic tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15167460
No armed yeti would learn how to use her feet to deliver warm hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169054
Anon just give in to the fact they would be fucking riding you every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169072
>mmf
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169038
You gonna get the silent treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169081
No no anon, the two litch sisters he works for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169038
Cum isn't glue you retard. You gotta sew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169091
But they wouldn't even understand he was making witty jokes, making them pointless outside of the butler's self satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15164154
Shitty pretentiously generic smut premise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169100
>cum isn't glue

>he doesn't want to drink a concoction of manticore venom, humpty slime, and a lich's specially made "sticky surprise"
>he doesn't want to pick up a smaller monstergirl and fuck her against the wall
>he doesn't want to cum literal gallons coating her body and the wall behind her
>he doesn't want to see the results when he steps away, and finds that the small monstergirl remains stuck to the wall, feet a few inches off the floor, limbs plastered to her sides and utterly helpless for you to go at her again and again with standing sex, without the need to even hold her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169212
>he doesn't want to drink a concoction of manticore venom, humpty slime, and a lich's specially made "sticky surprise"
You're damn right I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169091
>>15169072
>>15169054
Clearly he's putting the broom in the closet of the head Kikimora maid who sleeps in the same room as him due to "administrative errors"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169195
idk senpai, you're not being descriptive enough for me to decide whether its interesting or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169216
Well, I guess you just hate fun then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169212
Do not want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169227
>Having fun
>Not being mad, grouchy and bored all the time
Don't make me hate you too, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169212
dude thats gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169241
Why be grouchy when you can be happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169247
The time to be happy is long over, Anon. I'm a grown man now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169218
Oh man, I'm a sucker for christmas cakes. She would get me easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169253
I would use a reaction image to truly show how I feel about your edginess, but with respect to the others, I will refrain from doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169247
I have actually come to enjoy being pissed off at most things around me

[Anonymous No.]

When a dullahans significant other dies, do you think she would disappear to wherever he went?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169259
Wanna fight about it? Parking lot after school, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169259
>not knowing how to delete images

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169072
Oh please, the most depraved act I would commit would be to wait for the masters to go out before loosening my tie by a considerable margin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169292
I'll have you know I wear a leather jacket, so you know I'm tough. I also drink coca cola in glass bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169295
The bant would not have had the same weight if I used a reaction image, dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anubutt will never work on your car
>She'll never make innuendo to you with car terminology
>You'll never smell the odd combination of spices and oil coming off of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169306
She loves to get dirty, and clean herself with nice, exotic body wash at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169306
I'd rather get my car washed by some Monster Girls.

If I had a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169306
>Car
>Not walking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169247
Because I can't lie to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169315
I'd rather do sexy poses to bypassing monstergirls while washing my car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169306
That bitch has been putting spices in my car? I want my money back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169226
It's because I highly doubt people want to hear about D'Orcs, A Cursed Sword wielding Succubutt with a massive chuuni complex, a former Minotaur wet nurse lactating during a fight with her former ward who's YUUUGE thanks to her milk, some kind of zombie dragon, Doomguy invades Hell for some pootang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169335
The cursed sword wielding succubutt seems neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169334
No, she ate some of your car parts, but they needed some sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169335
>a former Minotaur wet nurse lactating during a fight with her former ward who's YUUUGE thanks to her milk,
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169322
Imagine a fit Jinko arguing with mechanic Anubutt over healthy lifestyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15169306
>Tomboy anubis who unwinds at home with scented baths, luxurious shower washes, and who generally pampers herself as a girl
>Her coworkers must never know

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>>15156373
What succuubut discussion?

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>>15169306
I'd rather bashfully as her haughty class president sister to help me study, only to be given a 'crash course on sex ed' in a corner of the library

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Your waifu comes to you one day and asks you a a question that gets your attention

>"So, Anon... what sort of talents do you have?"

How do you respond? Does your waifu take interest in the stuff you're good at doing? Obviously excluding sexual stuff.

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Remember never to try and feed your Gojira monster girl daughteru by saying 'here come the airplane' unless you want your hand to set fire

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>>15169365
I'm good at being depressed! I think...

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>>15169365

I'm musically inclined. I have to have good people reading skills for my job. I enjoy to make costumes to take and compete with at certain types of events that people do. I also know how to weld. I think I'm good.

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>>15169365
Does vidya counts? I will kick her ass at RTS whenever she wants!

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>>15169376
I could kick your ass in any game with protoss. I'm that good.

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>>15169365
I can do some pen spinning and some magic tricks, I also know some useless trivia.

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>>15169365
No talents. I'm as boring as a two by four and half as useful.

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>>15169365
I have autistic knowledge about monsters and the paranormal. Sometimes I can detect when I'm about to get a (You). I'm decent at video games. That's it.

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>>15169363
Something involving a "restaurant" of sorts IIRC. Latenight even drew something for it: >>15156698

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>>15169378
EN
HARUDIN
RAZARGAL

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>>15169346
No you're not allowed to like or want ideas like this

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>>15169365
I cycle a lot, practice Judo, boxing and kickboxing, am learning spoken Japanese, have a qualification in aeronautical engineering, and am slowly learning to draw.

If she says that's not enough, I'd just carry her to the floor and get her in a lewd submission hold until she takes it back.

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>>15169365
I'm pretty good at soldering, among other electronic DIY stuff.
I'm also pretty good at teaching, or at least relaying information from a lecture to my friends in a manner that they can understand.
Hopefully that's enough for her, 'cause that's all I got besides the stuff I learn in University, and vidya games.

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>>15169408
I want the fun police to leave the premises.

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Would you still love your waifu if she underwent Spontaneous Monster to Human Disorder and lost all her monstrous parts

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>>15169447
Of course I would. What kind of a question is the?

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>>15169447
If its just her body that's changed, then sure.

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>>15169451
*that

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>>15169447
ye

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>>15169447
>lost all her monstrous parts

I like slimes, so how does that even work?

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>>15169447
I'd be more sad than unloving.

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>>15169462
She becomes a slime with blood and organs inside.

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>>15169462
She unslimes.

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>>15169469
sounds like a really bad time.

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>>15169471
Don't you mean a really bad slime?

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>>15169365
Uh, I know guns, how to army, how to innawoods, and I'm a pretty fucking good skier. I think that's about it for actual talents.

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>>15169447
Would your monster waifu be able to save you if you underwent spontaneous combustion?

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>>15169462
First her core starts shooting out tendrils and those form internal parts like veins and the structure for the organs while the slime itself congeals into the tissues. Then her slime congeals and loses elasticity and move ability. The slime loses its color and gains pigment and hardens into skin.

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>>15169491
Metal.

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>>15169500
Oh that's an oldie

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>>15169500
Absolutely terrifying. Sadly, that's probably what it would look like in 3dpd.

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>>15169491
Shit that sounds horribly painful. I bet it would be terrible for spiders and such because they have to lose 6 legs or Sand Worms and their whole body

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>>15169447
I love her even if she became 3D.

>>15169478
Rest in ashes, me.

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>>15169491
Geez. Slimes would be the worst off if they turned into humans. The other mgs have a mostly human physicality.