/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

A Japanese exchange student sat in a science classroom, totally stumped at a question on the final exam.

The question asked: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, thinking he could not use personal experience. Suddenly, he smiled, remembering some things he has overheard his mother say. He wrote:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

He still needed a fourth answer. He tried to put himself in the place of a child, but that didn't work. Suddenly, he smiled again. He wrote as the final answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He sat back, considering how proud his friends would be for their genius friend who lived overseas.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story, brah

[Anonymous No.]

i don't get the funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>151247
the funny is how he describe boobs with point 4 and is proud about it.
yeah, I loled.

[Anonymous No.]

>attractive containers
>varying sizes
DOES NOT COMPUTE

[Anonymous No.]

haha

[Anonymous No.]

There was once a Japanese businessman who was engaged in a particular corporate meeting held in a particular business district in the Philippines. As he stepped out of the airport, he hailed the local cab, board it and requested his destination to be Manila Hotel. As the cab was attempting to make its way out to the main road, a ramming and screeching sound was heard. Out passed a Honda Civic CRX Turbo screaming away from the main junction. The Japanese remarked. "Mmmm, Honda! Made in Japan, very powerful. Very fast!"

Some distance later, a white executive sedan whoosh pass along side the cab a high cruising speed. "Ahhh, Toyota! Also made in Japan, very fast. Also very good!" The cab-driver upon hearing the comments, looked through the rear mirror and was quite annoyed over the Japanese businessman's pride. At that moment again, another car came ramming fast, overtaking and cutting every car ahead of it. "Mmmm, Mitsubishi! Also Japan, also very good, very fast. Mmmm!"

It was not long after reaching the designated hotel, the cab halted in front of the lobby door, the cab-driver stared at the meter and proclaimed. "That will be US$39.40, sir!"

"Nan desu-ka! What?", said the businessman was astonished. "The airport verrinear to hotel.

"Er, sir, this meter is NEC, made in Japan, very good and 'very fast'.

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>>151277

expected fresh prince

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>>151277
Hell yeah, my flip brah pwned that japanese guy

[Anonymous No.]

It was the first day of school and a new student, Kenichi, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

After introducing the new student, the teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Kenichi, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response except from Kenichi: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Kenichi, who is new to our country knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Fucking Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

[Anonymous No.]

This is an original quote from Dr. Hiroshi Sagahura a genetic researcher in Oregon and current Japanese citizen. It was passed along by a friend who works with him.

The American people shouldn't be so offended when the Japanese say they have a bad work ethic. During World War II, many Japanese pilots decided it was too much work to fly home and thus never even tried returning to Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking japanese

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>>151338

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>>151378
Lee Iacocca, 1982

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna puke.

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>>151355
Hahaha oh wow.

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>>151355
I lol'd. KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE