Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Big busty spiders.

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[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders are awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

How does your Monster Girl waifu react to Chyna and Prince both dying.

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>>15107300
Monsters are olev.

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>>15107282
>Come back in a year
>They're 7 years old
Anon what the fuck

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>>15107281
Now it isn't.

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>>15107296
Immersion status: 「SHATTERED」

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>>15107307
Crying

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>>15107300
You know, I almost thought she had no mouth
>>15107307
who?

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>>15107300
Gonna go bigger.
Have to go bigger.

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>>15107309
Dog years, obviously.
I know monster math is silly and pants on head retarded.

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>>15107309
Hyperbolic time chamber.

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>>15107307
Sadness. Crippling depression
Trying not to cry
Crying a lot

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>>15107307
Prince was an asshole who made garbage music, being dead doesn't earn him a free pity pass

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>>15107307
>Literal who's dying
Nothing I guess

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>>15107324
people still liked him

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>>15107307
I wish my memories of Chyna's sex tape would die too.

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Would you masturbate in Succubutt-sensei's class?

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>>15107333
Chyna was a wrestler from the "when wwe was good" days and prince was a kinda meh musician.

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>>15107343
No. I would fucking pay attention to class.

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>>15107343
Nope.
Too busy doing minotaur sensei against a wall in gym class.

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>>15107343
No. I'm at school

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>>15107343
I'd rather have one on one masturbation instructions from Hakutaku-sensei.

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>>15107337
People still like Jimmy savile, think about that for a second

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>>15107343
Only if its on her

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If I were king I'd mandate that all hellhounds be required to keep their long, wild, messy hair in loose,big, and poofy pony-tails that bounce around as they walk

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>>15107369
If I were king there wouln't be hellhounds

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>>15107343
Where's her thick spade tail for me to nibble on?

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>>15107369
If I was King all Hellhounds would have to learn to cuddle gently and lick people affectionately!

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>>15107370
You monster

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>>15107371
Inside her butt, obviously.

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>>15107343
I'd do it in a way that I could jerk it in full view, and no one would realize it.

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>>15107371
Why do you think she's smiling?

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>>15107377
But why?

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I like big sneks and I can not lie
You other anons can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a huge tail in your face
You get sprung!

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>>15107369
If I were king I'd actually just have things run like normal but I sure as heck would make sure that I have two or three wives that are of the plump body type.

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>>15107357
considering the fact that some people here want to fuck adolescent girls, I can believe that

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty fond of hoppers.

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>>15107369
If I were a king my Dragon waifu would kidnap me.

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>>15107391
What about other girls with big tails?

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>>15107394
This isn't possible. That's exactly what I would do to a T
Who are you, imposter?

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>>15107398
They're pretty great.

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>>15107369
If I were king you lot would be building me superweapons 24/7 to dominate other nations

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>>15107403
Imposter?
I'll have you know that I am the king around here, unless you know some one else that wants a holst, vampire, and dullahan as their wives.

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>>15107390
She has to use something to masturbate in class and a dildo would make too much noise.

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>>15107402
They are alright too, but fat snake tails are my favorite.

I can't stop thinking about an anaconda girl since it was mentioned.

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>>15107412
>1/3 of what I would've chose
Hmmm.

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>>15107307
This is what it sounds like when dove harpies cry :<

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>>15107376
>no plump Kejourou bottom to ravage

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>>15107419
I believe your kingdom is in another land.
As a fellow ruler, it would only be proper for me to allow you time to rest here before you go.

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>>15107427
Perhaps it's just stress, yeah? Being a king isn't easy
I thank you for your hospitality. I do not mean to intrude

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>>15107433
Do not worry.
Rest and be merry before you are off tomorrow to your home.
I shall make sure none of the maids get ideas.

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>>15107426

It makes me sad too

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>no raptor girl to legworship

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>>15107376
Top cute. 100% waifu material.

Would interlock fingers with while creampie'ing and then get hairhugged all night.

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>>15107458
>You'll never call her cleaver

[Anonymous No.]

I want a fox girl to trick me into roughly violating her!

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>>15107458
what type of raptor?

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>>15107469
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56458580
Lich Paizuri, Witch lewd and a Pixie penis hug all in 3 days. This guy's dedicated.

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>>15107491
Sometimes, when all you've got is a pack of pencil crayons and pens, you just have to go all in

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>>15107472
You got the loli compsognathus girls
You have the short stack velociraptor girls
you got the normal deinonychus girls
and lastly you have the ara ara utahraptor girls
take your pick?

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>>15107398
I'm not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grRPtmMALxU

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>>15107464
>Cleaver

Nice one.

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>>15107507
But they're in third place next to Wights and Liches for top Undead girls.

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>>15107501
Colored pencils can be pretty strong.

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>>15107343
Only if Alp-chan is sitting in front of me.

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>>15107524
Never meant it in a bad way
Meant it in a jealous way because I can't draw for shit

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>>15107514
Hoppers, Zombies, and Ghouls
All get the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grRPtmMALxU route

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>>15107502
Or you can also have a pick at the nerdy troodon girls if you like up to you?

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>>15107463

And you'd be leglocked too. Can't forget that

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>>15107528
Meant it as a neutral comment.
But yeah I understand completely.

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>>15107524
Traditional mediums are rad.

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>>15107564
They carry a rather peculiar charm.

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>>15107590
Agreed
If done right, I prefer them over digital

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

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>>15107608
No, y is

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>>15107608
She prefers to be called Nibiru you insensitive jerk.

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>>15107608
>>15107612
>>15107614
Those are some very weird ways of spelling w.

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>>15107618
Yeah. people don’t know how to spell O these days.

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>>15107608
Numbers man here.

You letters can all rot in hell.

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[Anonymous No.]

Are you faggots ready for 100% pure grade A waifu?

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>>15107630
A-
She doesn't even prepare lunch first.

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>>15107630
A best

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>>15107629
I'm going to do the same thing, but i'm going to use her spinning tailintead of the fan.

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>>15107636
Tail instead*
Sorry, got some mofu on my brain.

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>>15107369
And what sable victims do you bring forth, oh Stygian king?

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>>15107627
>liking number
>not symbols
Whatever you say pleb. ⊆ is the best

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>>15107638
This is your brain on mofu. Don't huff the fluff.

This PSA brought to you by the Scale Council.

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>>15107398
Ah yes, the corpse puppets of those Shijexian and other fell magicians. Do you truly love a weapon for what it is, or of what it once was?

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>>15107630
Third part when?

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>>15107630
Moth a shit.

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>>15107641
Do I need a tungsten pestle and mortar to crush dragon scales into a fine powder before mixing them with copper oxide to smoke them?

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>>15107633
That's not true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxGbX8Y6LvQ

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>>15107645
Damn straight I would.

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>>15107629
See there!
A mystic being breathing into a modern convenience? What witchcraft and deceit does she pour out from her bloodstained and ensemened maw? Is this simply a trap for sentimental fools to walk into, or are we seeing the intimate point of weakness for such a demonic vixen?

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>>15107651
I shall revise my ranking to A.
A cute.

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>>15107659
A a cute.
cute!

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>>15107630
Moths, moths, moths.
Such strange creatures. Compared to the butterfly, considered ugly and maybe terrifying; though they have the same diet. Both creatures do drink blood if given the chance, although they generally prefer nectar.
Maybe if it was not for that pelt and tendency to leap into flames, would moths be considered more highly.
Alas, they are lacking in grace and slim debonair. Moths will always be considered those fur wrapped strangers in the night.

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>>15107650
Don't it, Anon.
I got addicted to reptilian scales and now I can't stop sniffing my Dragon, I also get a little shaky and cold when I'm too far away from her.

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>Trusting moths

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I really like this Manticore!

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>>15107685
Nonsense. Documented research has proven that ground scales are harmless and in fact beneficial to anyone's experience.

This message brought to you by the Scale Council.

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>>15107692
In what sort of way?
As a guardian? A terrifying attraction? A promise of terror? Or perhaps, like a wonderful haunch of meat?

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>>15107685
That's just the mana withdrawal.

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>>15107698
All of the above.

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>>15107630
Moth a cute.

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>>15107690
Stupid shotas and their shit taste.

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>>15107690
This is the only sane man

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>>15107698
>>15107704
Please do not beat the meat

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>>15107709
>Shota
Fuck off nigga, you're the one with shit taste.

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>>15107692
Yep, nothing like watching a Manticore unsure of herself as the milker starts sucking at her bound form. Once the mana in her body makes her start producing, it's best to reward her with a nice tail stuffing. It makes the milk richer and draws out more of the Manticore's slightly spicy flavor. You can't keep keep that stuff on shelves.

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>>15107692
I don't.

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>>15107715
Do not. While like many other species where they are immune to their own venom, they are not necessarily immune.

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>>15107692
Embarrass the dangerous monster!

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>>15107713
>nay thou
Back to preschool with you, boy.

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>>15107723
I'm not referring to stuffing her tail with her own venom, anon.

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>>15107692
You like a manticore that is not a manticore?

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I want to huff spicy hellhound pheromones

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>>15107732
>"AWOOOO- Kyaa!~ Anon!~"

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>>15107732
>Hellhound goes in heat
>Her pheromones are out of control
>Being anywhere close to her gives you a painfully hard boner
>The smell is also very addicting
>You spend the entire mating season having sex while huffing her mane and armpits

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>>15107732
Do you really wish to?
The smell of the freezing tears of Cocytus, where she bathes to cool? Or the stench of brimstone and the burning flesh of sinners? Or of the bestial blood matted into the hair, that of black essence of the Sun Eaters or the long decayed ichor of those divinities trapped within the dark pits?
Do you really wish to smell such a bouquet of suffering and violence?

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>>15107747
>>15107732

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>>15107692
>Manticore acting shy and meek
TFT please go. They're the types to grin from ear to ear and taunt you even when tied up.

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>>15107757
>not liking shy manticore

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>>15107757
They can be whatever you want them to be, that's the whole point of MGE.

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>>15107728
Sat on the wrong side of the shortbus today, son? Too bad.

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>>15107757
I like to think she's lost a bet and then beats you after being tied up.

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>>15107750
it just kinda smells like cinnamon, pepper, and burnt wood TBQH.

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>>15107750
And what of her wars against those minions of the other Infernal Lords and even the dead? Would the Hellhound you are with revel in such deeds against them and long to tell you of her triumphs, or would she simply wish to shed her boiling tears with you in an embrace of sorrow?

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>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

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>>15107764
>>15107765
He's right though, it's shit

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>>15107778

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>>15107757
Something along the lines of

"Once I escape, puny Human, I will make you experience a lifetime of pleasure in a single minute."

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>>15107779
In your terrible opinion.

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>>15107779
>he
>right
Sure dude.

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>>15107775
I disagree. Consider her work environment.
Unlike the perfumed chambers of Ashmedai where his demon consorts roam, the Hellhound is a beast of war and savagery. Now, it does not necessarily mean she does not cleanse or bathe, but such smells would never truly leave.

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you guys ever miss crayonfag?

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Manticore means Man-Eater!

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>>15107765
The Hellhound issue still persists to this day, so that statement is pretty much moot.

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>>15107778
http://imgur.com/IXVEadm

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>>15107783
>likes shy manticores
>calls other people's opinions terrible
Moeblob lovers not even once

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>>15107789
yeah...

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>>15107780

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>>15107757
>Not tricking her into a situation where she can't escape from the ropes, and her tail spines are muffled by something they can't shoot through

>Not smiling reassuringly as you attach the milking cups while she promises terrible revenge

>Not downing a raging mushroom and stuffing her tail so full of cum it almost looks like it could pop once she finally starts leaking milk

Do you even creepy farmer, Anon?

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>>15107789
Always

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>>15107790
She's a sexual predator!

No man is safe, you're only hope is to not be the slowest Human in the herd!

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>>15107795
>He gets this salty over people enjoying monster girls in a different way.

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>>15107780
>>15107797
Little Holsts should never cry!

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>>15107805
Then you better give them what they need.

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>>15107805
Like taking ice cream from a Holst calf.

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>>15107765
They can be whatever you want within reason. They're sadists that belong to a lewd race that have semen as part of their diet, you think that kind of girl's going to be shy about anything that involves a dick going inside her?

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>>15107792
That's more because of autists throwing a fit over people that try to enjoy Hellhounds in a different way, just like just like idiots getting mad about a Kiki dom.

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>>15107809
I ain't giving headpats to anyone that hasn't earned it.

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>>15107809
I'm gonna give her what she needs and more. That little Holst is going to be the happiest Holst on the planet!

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>>15107814
>getting mad about a Kiki dom.
That rarely happens though.

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>>15107811
Anon no its a trap! That icecream is made with supper concentrated Holstaur cream that makes you irresistible to Holstaurs everywhere and gives you an erection.
>>15107816
And what does one need to do to earn headpats?
>>15107818
Good man.

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you guys finish that Hellhound proof/never melt ice cream yet?

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>>15107812
>within reason
>MGE

Pick one.

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>>15107819
>Being a complete liar.

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>>15107812
Why should I give a shit about some rules a faggot like you demands that I follow?

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>>15107811
She's pretty thick for a calf.

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>>15107814
>>15107819
Not this shit again

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>>15107825
Why would I?

[Anonymous No.]

I really like this Manticore too!

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>>15107825
I already have a trio of Kakuen daughters to keep an eye on, I'm too busy to solve the Hellhound ice cream crisis.

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>>15107805
Ah yes, all the qualities of an appealing woman.

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>>15107814
>>15107819
>>15107829
Stop.

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>>15107841
Those are some cute monkeys.

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>>15107846
Yes, well, whenever I ask them who took cookies from the cookie jar before dinner, they pull they whole "We didn't see no evil, hear no evil or speak no evil." routine.

That's when I know it was really their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh anon, you card, thinking you could run away from the love.

Welcome to Dark Hoes 3

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>>15107862
fuck you nameless monstergirl

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>>15107862
That spider is gonna get the bopping of a lifetime unless she releases me immediately.

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>>15107862
>"Haa... Haa... I've finally caught you! We're going to have so much fun together! Just you and me.~"

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>>15107793
Well played

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>>15107862
She may think she caught me, but in reality I was the one that caught her!

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>>15107862
Well I guess I better kill myself. At least it's better than being caught by an Ushi-Oni

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>>15107882
Don't be mean to Ushis, deep down they are just lonely girls (probably).

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>>15107882
>Anon jumps off a cliff
>Decides to ember up this time
>Anon has been invaded by Lilim69

How will you ever retrieve your souls now?!

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>>15107892
No they aren't. Ushis are awful sluts.

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>>15107862
What's this "run away" thing you speak of?

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>>15107904
Incorrect.

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>>15107911
I have an intense desire to be raped by a gang of small Ushis.

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>>15107911
No, I am completely correct. Not to mention they're creepy spiders.

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>>15107757
>Bringing up TFT
Why even both when RS is literally the only guy who can be associated with that shithole now who actually does Manticores right and isn't a shit writer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107911
>Man, it sure is difficult to move with all these spiders on me.

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>>15107904
>>15107920
How does it feel to be so much wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

Be on the look out for the infamous Grape Ape.

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>>15107899
By asking nicely. I'd also take a Lilim over an Ushi-Oni any day.

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>>15107927
I wouldn't know.

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>>15107932
Both are good

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>>15107931
Gonna rape that Ape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107931
>>15107937
Gonna vape that Ape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107943
go green

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>>15107932
>YOU WERE RAPED

Nice going idiot.

At least you don't have to worry about collecting those lost souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl waifu develops a fetish for licking her mate (IE You)
How does this affect your relationship?

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>>15107974
She's a Hellhound, I'd be very surprised if licking wasn't something she did anyway so I'm perfectly okay with it.

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>>15107974
Weirding me out. Look my aunt's dogs when they go to bed will whine unless they're sleeping with me. And when they do, they end up licking my biceps. Only my biceps. So if my mg waifu did that, it'd get uncomfortable quick.

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>>15107974
As log as she keeps it in the bedroom.

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>>15107974
It begs the question, does one bathe more or less?

Does this count as bathing now? What if she doesn't like salt, what if she really likes salt? Can she pick up on the soap? That's bad isn't it? No one likes tasting soap.

This is a conundrum

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>>15107974
Like sensual liking or like a dog?
If it’s the former, I can live with it. As long as it’s just in the bedroom I would never complain about it.
If it’s the latter. I can let her do it on occasion. Meaby.

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>>15107974
Moan a lot, especially if she is licking my belly.

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>>15107974
She's a kobold, she dose that anyway.

It's cute!

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>>15107974
Kinky post-sparring session stuff? I can dig it.

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>>15107974
Is an Akaname behind this post?

To answer the question, I'd let her smother me in her tentacles, adding her tongue in the mix won't make much of a difference in the slimy heaven I'd be in

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>>15107899
Guess I'll have to try and "backstab" this invader then. Lilim are olev

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>>15107789
He made me my 7th daki a few weeks ago

https://my.mixtape.moe/nxkyfe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107974
That's one of my fetishes so I'd say it pans out pretty well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108027
Sexy

[Anonymous No.]

I'll waifu the first monstergirl who can make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108046
Anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108046

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107899
>>15108019
I'll play three fucking piano notes and make her cry like a bitch.

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>>15108053
That guy loves his girls with huge claws and shoving their tits in people's faces. I wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>15108051
She sure doesn't know how to do trick with tomatoes.

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>>15107899
summon 2 allies and slav squat together

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>>15108051
Still not laughing, lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108070
Give her some time, a dark room and to be alone with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108073
There better be no fucking knock knock jokes in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108070
>THE LOSERS ARE STILL LOSING, BUT STANLEY URIS IS FINALLY AHEAD.
Now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108087
Fuck you for that I'm a big enough faggot to know that exact reference in the book

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108046

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107974
>chimera
Head pats will be engaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108100
RARE WAIFU
A
R
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108107
It's those little round ears.
I'd love playing with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108100
Chimera's would be perfect without the retarded flesh pauldrons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107732
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108053

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>>15108027
I don't think that's crayonfag, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108128
I'd milk a dairy Nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108119
Too true.
They need to be shrunk

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>>15108119
I'd be fine with them having three heads tbqh famiglia.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15108170
Wouldn't trust these jews with my food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108170
Even the onis think they're crazy.

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>>15108119
I think that if the pauldrons had things such as having the horns not poke into their necks.
>>15108170
want to be all up in that

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>>15108170
They need to settle down. Even the oni in the back are annoyed by how rowdy the tanukis are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108170
So many meatbuns to fondle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108177
ebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108170
I bet it's one of those places where there are escort boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108191
You got a problem with my memes faggot?

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>>15108194
If it was, they would have been kicked out for harassing the escorts

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>>15108214
>The richest girls in the place being kicked out
>Also implying the owner of the place isn't a tanuki as well

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>>15108218
The boys have to feel safe in order to work well

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>>15108222
Well that's true.

[Anonymous No.]

Should be better and started working on the hinezumi too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108243
I liked the original better but it looks good nonetheless

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108243
Neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108243
>sharkteeth
An excellent addition Barb.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never introduce a haughty, rich monster girl to food like corn dogs.

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>>15108250
Of course!
How else would they eat stretchy anime meat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108243
I hate frostbite though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108259
Stretchy anime meat must be tasty as fuck.
I wonder how Wendigos would enjoy chicken wings and steaks though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108259
Wendigos are one of the most frequent patients of MGC dentist

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos are very cute! You can't prove me wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108210
XD

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>>15108279
Actually we can, the awawa thing is just propaganda, real Wendigos are conspiring to monopolize our headpats away from Kikis, Catgirls and loli Kitsunes.

Around Wendigos watch your headpats.

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>>15108279
They are fallen beings, constantly in agony from their corrupted hunger. They lack the nobility of the vampire, and do not have the perverse feral mind of a ghoul. They are constantly aware of their torment due to having a human-like mind.
Pity them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108279
Wendigos are actually cold blooded killers who manipulate their victims' psyche with awawaing. They attack the moment you pat their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108279
Most can get as tall as 7 feet! They can even plow through snow banks with little effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108243
>Those teeth
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108291
>They want to take away precious head pats from needy loli kitsune
They must be stopped at any cost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108291
That's nothing but lies, a Wendigos awawa are completely genuine.

>>15108296
I'll pity them with delicious meals and hugs!

>>15108300
You have no proof of this anon, Wendigos are cute girls that just want to help travelers.

>>15108301
That just means there is more of her to hug!

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>>15108300
Don't move!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108305
That's a lot of tails for such a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108310
>>15108311
Yes, I do have evidence to support my claim, fellow uninformed citizens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108314
That's no little girl anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108322
You have no such thing, all you have is hatred in your heart for an innocent girl like the Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108323
But look at her! She's so short and flat! Who taught her to act so lewdly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108273
Steaks would be heavenly but chicken wings may cause panicked 'awawa's is they're too hot.

>>15108274
Poor awawa's, they must need braces

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108330
Fox girls are naturally lewd anon, didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107974
A Kikimora? I guess some of her instincts are coming up then. Aslong as she doesnt try to replace her headpats with licking sessions. Because she's getting both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108328
>all you have is hatred in your heart
Bullshit! You're LYING!

What was the last time you saw a wendigo with her husband? Never, because they disappear with their victims after reeling them in! That's why you only see them alone, wandering across the empty snowy mountains pretending to be innocent little girls, when in reality, they're trying to lure in more targets!

Open your eyes, sheeple!

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>>15108333
>Poor awawa's, they must need braces
I want to see an unlikely friendship form between a little Nerdhound and the shy Wendigo with braces in her class!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108333
Wendigos might be able to handle spicy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108343
A true friendship that ends in a threesome with the guy they like.

>>15108344
Poor thing is cooking in her cloak

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108341
But anon, that's a complete lie. I think you're just making this stuff up to have an excuse to hate on cute little Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108305
I'm gonna hug that fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108344
Legends say that the Wendigo was hotter from embarrassment than her own cooked meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108367
You can't trust these monsters, man. I'm telling you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108388
Yes anon, you can. If you really don't want to take that risk just ask them to leave you alone and they'll listen.

[Anonymous No.]

http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/143142105029/kikimora-names-agneta-i-took-a-bit-of-freedom
http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/143142495719/kejourou-sae-and-this-is-my-daughter-sae
http://buck-satan.tumblr.com/post/143142374369/mean-panda-ren-xiongmao-meirong-she-has-a

Seems the artist made a bunch of OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108402
>Ruining Kikimora's design
That's shit, the rest are decent though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108400
>just ask them to leave you alone and they'll listen
They better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108402
>tumblr
stop

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYlEF-Mkpw8

As you walk around the corner you suddenly come eye to eyes with three wendigo's awawa-ing over a large piece of meat!
Now they've all started looking at you, expecting you to solve their problem! What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108419
Take the meat and run as fast as i can, the first one to catch me will have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108419
Cook it.
Cut it into three

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108419
Eat all of the meat myself.

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>>15108416
The artist's a 4chan drawfag, much like Mono, Hyphen, Barb and all the other artists that also have tumblrs. Stop being autistic anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108419
Do Wendigos still awawa even when they are trying to menacingly growl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108419
Cook it
Split it into three evenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108402
Thats an interesting take on Kikimora's. Though I prefer them with scaly legs.

>>15108416
The medium it is posted on is irrelevant if the art is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108416
A lot of good 4chan-based artists have galleries on tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108411
>ruining kikimora's design
Kikimoras look like regular maids with bird legs. I don't see how he ruined that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108433
They can do angry awawas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108402
His daughter seems like a nice women

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108419
Get two more and cook all three of them for the Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108447
How does that even sound? i thought awawas was literally the sound of a girl being embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108433
They perform an angry awawa, it however sounds just as adorable to anyone but another Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

Minichuffs are good daughterus that cause no trouble for anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23LpAs1Wfeg
>TFW you'll never a chuuni Chimera to this song

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108455
THEY BULLY THE KOBOLD DAUGHTERUS!

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>>15108462
Yes, and that is absolutely unacceptable.

Only I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108462
Only because the kobold daughterus bully werekittens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108468
And Jinko kittens only bully because they get bullied by Werewolves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108470
Well, the werewolves only bully the jinko kittens because they're in sixth grade and bigger!
And they aren't getting enough exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108455
Tiger girls are cute no matter the size!

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>>15108429
>>15108427
Neither of you get very far! As soon as you grab the meat and try to make a run for it you are instantly being chased by the three wendigo's. As the awawa-ing gets louder you are quickly caught up to and tackled by the suprisingly strong little wendigo's.

Now it looks like they are awawa-ing over what to do with you, or rather who gets to take you home!
At least they no longer have any problems around sharing that meat.

>>15108435
>>15108428
You carefully move the meat to a conveniently placed barbeque and cook it, splitting it in three afterwards. After giving each Wendigo an equal piece they happily start tearing the meat into pieces, its almost kind of scary how they crunch through the bone.
You then give the Wendigo's a headpat for good measures, wave them goodbye and head home.

Oddly winter seems to last much longer this year around your town and you seem to find large pieces of meat of a mysterious origin on your front porch at multiple occasions. It tastes delicious when cooked however, but you can't shake the feeling of being watched. Perhaps you'll visit the woods this evening to check if there's anything there.

>>15108449
You too convince the Wendigo's of your good intentions, but instead of just making friends, you earn yourself three curious new housemates in the form of three Wendigo's as you grabs your largest pieces of meat from your freezer!

Now you have three Wendigo's who refuse to leave. At least they somehow keep your freezer filled with mystery meat at all times.

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>>15108489
>Now you have three Wendigo's who refuse to leave.
That's fine, as long as they help around the house and help with their share of the rent I'm fine with keeping them around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108489
>[X] Sneak out while they're still awawaing amongst themselves
Can't outrun what you can't find.

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>>15108489
>Oddly winter seems to last much longer this year around your town and you seem to find large pieces of meat of a mysterious origin on your front porch at multiple occasions. It tastes delicious when cooked however, but you can't shake the feeling of being watched.
>Perhaps you'll visit the woods this evening to check if there's anything there.
I've seen enough horror movies to know where this is going
But I like walking through the woods so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108455
Cumflate the minichuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108514
NO

[Anonymous No.]

I want my over-protective Hellhound onee-san to stop scaring off potential girlfriends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108514
Palmtop Tiger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108525
>Over-protective Hellhound Onee-san
All of my yes, are there stories about this?

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you fags did this?

https://i.imgur.com/1PziRnc.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108525
I want to walk in on my usually tough rebel Hellhound osananajimi sniffing my pillow and touching herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108536
Not until somebody writes one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108536
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108525
Your big bad Hellhound sisters are why that Crow Tengu in your class politely refuses to help you with your homework.

She's afraid that they'll come after her, when in reality they'll probably just coerce her into helping you anyway when your sisters find out you need help in your course.

Poor nerd bird will be forced to help you with your history essay under the watchful eyes of your Hellhound thug sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108537
Is that even an MGE girl?
Also, those Spartan suits look like total clusterfucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108557
>>15108536
>>15108525
>Overprotective hellhound sister is the reason why the crow tengu doesn't want to be around you
>She's also the reason why the kikimora classmate doesn't want anything to do with you either
>That jinko at the school gym? Forget it
>In fact, nobody wants to be around you, you're essentially death bait thanks to her
Gee enjoy your life anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108565
I thought they were the new Doom armour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108565
The two suits on the left are from the new DOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108570
>Not realizing that Hellhound was always the answer

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108557
It all checks out.
>>15108572
>>15108574
Oh shit really? I thought they were the fugly suits from Halo 5 or some shit.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15108522
Gonna make her feel good! Gonna make her feel good!

>>15108534
That's a tiny tiger

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>>15108572
From what I can gather off the picture, what it's comparing is the suits on the left (DOOM) and the suits on the right (Halo 4 and beyond) are exactly the same
Ever since the DOOM beta began, the general consensus was "It's Halo but with more blood"

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>>15108578
Hellhound a not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108582
That's lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108578
I'm not a Hellhound man, Anon. Hellhounds are not the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108582
It's kind of weird seeing movement and realizing the Succubutt is not blinking, imagine a Yandere that will literally stop blinking when she looks at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108570
What you need is some banchou Monster Girl to stand up to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108570
>That jinko at the school gym? Forget it
I will not forget it. Besides, I think a jinko could take a hellhound in an even fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108582
>Wake up in bed.
>Roll over and see this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108595
>Thugdere vs Overprotective delinquent Onee-san
Who would win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108604
Thugs are lazy, overprotective girls have a fiery, burning passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108604
A monstergirl who has none of those stupid overrated animy traits

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw can't ever write again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108601
>Wake up
>Roll over and see >>15108582
Well that explains why that dream felt so real

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108132
Why not?

The style is similar, you just have to zoom in to see that it's crayon since he did it in the full resolution i would need to print it He even added a ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108619
Succubutt pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108617
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108627
Why so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108582
This isn't fair, I was drunk, I didn't mean to sign that contract!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108617
Then write again about a writer who can't write and is visited by a leanan sidhe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108633
I'm tired of whiny little bitches every single thread crying about how they can't write and making excuses all the fucking time. It's annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108617
GUILTY FINGERS HAVE NO RHYTHM

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you will never have a tomboy childhood friend hellhound and a bookworm study buddy Anubis fighting for your love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108647
>And a quiet possibly stalker Lich who keeps trying to ask you to join her experiments

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108647
>>15108655
But I don't want to make any of them cry! How could I possibly choose any of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108655
"S-Senpai, are you sure we should be studying Necromancy? It's forbidden!"
>"Oh be quiet Anon, It's purely scientific to gain a better understanding, what's the worst that could happen?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108669
Why the fuck are we studying necromancy? I wanna be an engineer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108592
I find the thought of her giving me a morning handjob with that expression rather appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108647
I want that one shy Holst with double braids that will always try to make you notice her but runs away when she sees someone else approaches you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108669
Well...If she says it's Ok.

I better stick around in case anything goes wrong though

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108676
>Anubis salivating.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108669
Poor Anon, he just wanted to help her, instead he'll end up becoming a Death Knight while she becomes a Lich.

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>>15108669
>mfw she ends up summoning a spooky skeletal familiar
>Always manages to convince you to "feed" her after class behind the gym
>Start making subtle jokes about you two being married and her being your daughter
Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108682
I, uh... O-oh gee, just look at the time! Class is already over, gotta go home quickly before I get raped out of my study time. Bye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108669
>what's the worst that could happen
I'm out, if she fucks up and becomes a Lich it's not my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

Does a Wendigos hammerspace coat contain a comfy cabin/tent pocket dimension for her and her husband to make love in?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna bully a horde of zombie girls for being so slow and dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108723
No, I'm going to bully a horde of zombie girls for being so slow and dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108728
Why don't we pool our resources, think of all the zombies we can make pout!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108723
>>15108728
I'm going to lend them my car so they can run you over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108706
What happens if she grabs your shoulder and offers to help you study?
And then maybe get some "extra studying" in later if you catch her drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108723
>>15108728
>>15108737
When they wight out, they will remember what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108446
>He
thats a girl who has that tumblr anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108743
>horde of wights who gangbully me and make me their boyslut as revenge
just as planned

>>15108738
>implying they can drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108635
>Writer who can't write who's visited by a Leanen Sidhe
Who the fuck likes fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108737
I'm up for it.

>>15108738
Zombies are too dumb to drive.

>>15108743
A horde of Wights to bully and love? How wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108761
I like Fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108740
Ah, but I live pretty far from our uni, I wouldn't want to make her walk all the way over there, it's be inconvenient, wouldn't it? B-Besides, our homes are different ways from each other... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108721
A comfy cabin in the middle of nowhere with only you and her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108761
Who doesn't like fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108768
Fat fairy ass.
>>15108770
Christ that looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108768
The best natural alternative to onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108771
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108769
Anon you act like she cares.
And she has a bike that she can take you home on. She built it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108765
>I'm up for it.
Any ideas on how to severely bully zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no delinquent onee-san and her gang

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon girl abs are for licking!

[Anonymous No.]

>just now figured out coc got an ending
it was shit but i guess its finally over. Havent even touched space game yet wonder what its like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108771
>tfw no Leanan Sidhe art teacher to angrily buzz around the class, making sure that they all take art class seriously.
>Bopping students on the head with her paint brush, and lecturing them while hovering next to their head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108716
[OBSESSION INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108793
Anybody save the Hellhound/Kobold gang greentexts? IT WAS CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108789
Wear a 'free hugs' shirt and walk backwards with your arms outstretched, but always stay out of reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108802
I'd be a better artist if Sidhe-sensei stopped hitting me in the face with her brush and pouting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108803
Looks like I'm gonna have to take care of her from now on, but no experiments without telling me what they will do and asking politely if she can experiment on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108768
>>15108771
So faggots and sailors like fairies, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108802
What about a Daoine Sidhe warrior-hunter? Or a blooducking Baobhan Sidhe? Or even a noble Tuathan princess? Maybe even a Nemedian or a monstrous Fomorian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108813
You lack discipline! Your brush strokes must be determined and powerful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108721
Their coat is a container for their hungers, their greed, the ever-expanding void within their hearts. So yes, potentially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108802
Why not a bob ross kind of leanan sidhe to enlighten you to the joys of painting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108813
>>15108823
It is unlikely that Sidhe would do such crudeness as mere violence. More likely they would put you to sleep and haunt you with horrific nightmares they made with their incredible artistic skills until you repent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108784
Ah man, I was almost done building mine, had some petty thief not stolen some of the parts a few days ago, that is.
Anyhow, I'm sure she has important things to do after class. Maybe we should save it for another day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108828
Would she have fluffy hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108800
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a 1 in a million human boy born to an Echidna mother.
>You'll never have a bunch of monstergirl sisters born the same day as you.
>You'll never sleep in the same crib as them as they cuddle up against you for warmth.
>You'll never grow up with them.
>They'll never insist in your teenage years that they're your Onee-sans due to you being the last one born.
>They'll never be incredibly protective of you.
>Your mother will never convince your father to leave you and your sisters at home while they go on vacation.
>She'll never give you all a knowing wink when she leaves.
>You'll never look out the window that night and see it's the full moon.
>Your sisters will never barge into your room in various states of undress.
>They'll never pour their hearts out and admit that they all love you before piling on for a gangbang.
>You'll never wake up drained and covered in your naked Onee-sans.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108828
Welcome back, certainly glad you could join us today

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108839
Incestfag pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108834
Right now she just wants to study with you anon.
Literally. That's all she wants to do is study with you.
Watching you learn and become better makes her happy.
I'd be lying if I said she doesn't have fantasies of you pulling down her spats and fucking her plump ass until you're both exhausted though. But she can wait until you're ready for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108846
First people complain about NBR, then they complain about BR. Make up your mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108669
>tfw you will never encourage the cute curvy nerdy mage girl to go into necormancy fully knowing she will become a lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108846
Are you talking smack about incest brofam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108803
Lich grows on me the more I see her posted.

Dullahans and Lichs are top tier undead.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play Risk with your anubutt class rep? Would you call her Anubutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108867
Dullahans are wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108852
O-oh, is that so? Well, uh... I suppose I could spare an evening to study with her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108863
Yarp. I have four sisters and reading that shit conjures some unsettling images, famalama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108872
I'd tap that anubutt so hard That she'd have to wear coats like that in class so no one sees the sheer amount of seed put in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108872
Depends. Would she demand a "prize" when she wins?
And no, That's just asking for her to sit on my face until I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108878
Don't think about them while reading incest porn then you rube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108839
>female gangbang.
Nah, that's pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108872
But what if I don't know how to play Risk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108676
"Consider this, in times of old, priests were often the most educated in society. While many modern intellectuals often discredit religion based on their experience with modern clergy, the religious class were often scientist themselves.
Take the druids and gutuaters of ancient Briton for example. While our modern perception of them were of long-bearded wizards who live in the woods and worship trees, that is a misconception. Druids performed many civic and scientific duties, and were often accomplished engineers and mathematicians as well. For a more contemporary example, take the father of genetics, Gregor Mendel.
Going back to your original question on necromancy, that is nothing so crude as you would imagine it. The priests of ancient Egypt were no different from what I have mentioned before. 'Necromancy' as you call it, has been distorted to giving the perception of a cackling monster leading an army of zombies. That is not its true origin, which was of interpreting the will and knowledge of the dead. Necromancy, at its root, another science to better appreciate and understand the world. As your engineering allows you to structure this world to your liking, necromancy does with that realm beyond the dark river."
Is what your Anubis GF would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108884
>Not wanting a large group of girls who love you to fuck you.
What the fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108844
>tfw no Leanan Sidhe with afro will speak to you in a soft voice, thanking you for letting her into your home and inviting you to paint alongside with her
Leanan Sidhes would definitely usher the world in a new golden era of creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108889
Nothing, I just hate female domination. Sorry anon, but it's just not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108867
Dullahans are not technically undead. They are a more malevolent version of a psychopomp.
>>15108895
The Sidhe are in a closed realm due to being terrified of the world after the destruction of their ancestors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108874
Is there some sort of rule that says Dullahans must have amazing legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108896
Well, you're more polite about it then others.
No problem man. Everyone's got different tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108883
>Don't think about fucking your family while reading about fucking your family

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108882
>Depends. Would she demand a "prize" when she wins?
Of course she'd want to take her "spoils of war", anon. And you also have to promise to go to study hall with her

>>15108885
>But what if I don't know how to play Risk?
Then she'd teach you, regardless of how many times she has to ride you as punishment for failure!

>>15108882
>And no, That's just asking for her to sit on my face until I apologize.
But how can you apologize with her puffy vulva in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108911
Well if they are going to hunt down prey, they must generally be good at cardio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108918
But you're not reading about your actual family despite thinking about your family when reading your not-family. famiglia.

[Anonymous No.]

>monstermom finds your porn stash and looks through it
how does she react? and what does she find?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108924
Fine then, who is the least athletic MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108929
terabytes of handholding tutorials

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108888
Ah, but Necromancy itself involves a different branch of science than engineering, dear black-furred egyptian canid hybrid of quads checked. While your explanation to the origins of said study is true, the basis for its comprehension, being science, revolves around the concept of understanding how its phenomena behaves. Engineering, on the other hand, would be the concept of applying already established knowledge in human technology in order to make it into something we can make good use of. This point alone separates both fields, which are only tangentially related.

How could I possibly apply the study of the realm of the dead in modern world technology or civil construction? Surely such knowledge would be of better use to men of medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108927
Shit's confusing me, fampai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108930
Nerdhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108922
>Of course she'd want to take her "spoils of war", anon. And you also have to promise to go to study hall with her
But what if I win? Would I be able to ask her to date me before she fucks me?

>But how can you apologize with her puffy vulva in your mouth?
How do you think?
Eat her out while she looks down at me smugly. That's how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108912
However I'm fine with having sex with them one at a time while they whisper encouragements into my ear and I let them use my fingers or something. Just not a female gangbang or any femdom stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108929
>"lang:eng" "mother" "incest" "impregnation" "monster_girl"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108934
You brought this upon yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108940
>lang:eng
Why limit yourself to english? you're missing out on a lot of the best stuff just because the dialogue is not in your language

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108939
I actually used the term gangbang because I couldn't think of any other term for having sex with a large group of women.
Orgy didn't seem right and I can't think of anything else.
It could be fem or maledom depending on what the reader wants.
Since you don't like femdom you could imagine it as pounding one of them while the others rub against you and whisper lewd and/or encouraging things into your ears while waiting their turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108929
>Having a monstermom
>Having a porn stash
>Being so shit at hiding things from the public eye that even your own mother finds it

I want shitters to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108949
>Why limit yourself to english?
I guess I'm one of those nerds who likes to read the dialogue and story in hentai.
I could get off with just pictures but having something to go along with it makes it much more enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108929
Worried.

It would have pregnant stuff, lactation, fit girls, weight gain, breast expansion, hand holding, ass expansion, inflation, and missionary position for the purpose of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108938
>But what if I win?
Then you've conquered her, and you get to "subjugate her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108929
I don't think she'd be very worried since it would be pretty vanilla stuff.

Aside from the incest and impregnation stuff, that she might be concerned about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108954
>implying she wasn't actively looking for any semblance of porn in your room

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108933
>How could I possibly apply the study of the realm of the dead in modern world technology or civil construction
"Ah but you are wrong about that anon. Remember when I said that one of the origins of necromancy was learning from the dead? While you humans may have gotten more sophisticated instruments for detecting structural weaknesses, hidden underground anomalies, or calculation errors, the dead have great knowledge and secrets of their own! Oh, and necromancy only really works on enchanting dead flesh or commanding dead souls. Not really useful in medicine, I'd ask a unicorn more about that.
Oh, and uh...zombies and skeletons do it for free."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108973
She won't find anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108933
Have you ever taken a class that seems to be completely meaningless in the grand scheme of your major, only to find out much later just how helpful it was?
Necromancy isn't one of those classes, especially for fellow engies. Drop it, and use those credits on a much more applicable elective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108888
>>15108975
Who let this dork be the class rep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108975
>The dead have great knowledge and secrets of their own
I may abide by this, but only if I'm provided enough solid proof of such advantages to warrant their employment in the field.

>Oh, and uh...zombies and skeletons do it for free."
Conceivable point, but first I must ask an important question: Do they do the job RIGHT?

Since when do I have an Anubis gf?

>>15108993
>Have you ever taken a class that seems to be completely meaningless in the grand scheme of your major, only to find out much later just how helpful it was?
Not yet, but I get the feeling that I might experience this soon-ish.

[Anonymous No.]

I demand your finest Anubutt stories!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108973
>Joke with her between laughs one morning when you surprise her cleaning your room
>"Careful there!, you might find my porn stash if you're not careful!"
>When you return at night you see her a total mess, desperately looking for something resembling porn in your room
you might want to hide a magazine or two in there, just for her sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108872
>"Let's make things interesting Anon, if I win, you are to be my servant for a week and rub my footpaws!"
"Sure, but if I win, you have to make me your servant for a week, and I get to rub your footpaws!"
>"W-What?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109011
>Does he even fap?
>I-I mean I was hoping he had a thing for me...but NOTHING?
>That Wurm that follows him around is going to be so disappointed
>God I hope he doesn't alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109024
Excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108968
Then I'd kiss her on the forehead.
Ask her if she wants to come over to my house and play some video games.
Maybe cuddle a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109024
But what if I want to rub her ears instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109028
>Alping because you don't have porn magazines in your room
Nah, more like I'm turning into a Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109007
>I may abide by this, but only if I'm provided enough solid proof of such advantages to warrant their employment in the field.
"As time does not flow linearly in the realm of death, the nature of specific future deaths often becomes known. Insurance companies often like this to prevent accidents. Also knowledge of rock composition, aquifers, and sinkholes due to the ethereal nature of spirits. They usually like black goats in payment."
>Do they do the job RIGHT?
"Generally skeletons are more dexterous while zombies are better for brute labor. Not really too smart sadly."
>Since when do I have an Anubis gf?
"Since you were complaining how silly the hakutaku and unicorns were!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109040
What does it have to do with anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109028
> your monstermom will never install a camera in your room and a keylogger on your computer to try and find your porn or get a video of you masturbating, only for you to not do either
> she'll never offer to show you over breakfast one day
> you'll never not be gay, but also not particularly interested in girls
> you'll never fail your mother by not giving her grandchildren so that you can hear her ask when you're going to meet a cute girl every few days
> she'll never die knowing you're alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109007
Robert the Terrible has Vagabonds, which is basically Set as a Goobis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108929
lots of face sitting and assjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109048
Being chaste, paladins, extremely religious zealots. Do the math

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109057
Too teeny for a oni. What's up with her waist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109051
Sounds like my life, save for the camera and the keylogger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109007
http://pastebin.com/e0xaR6C0
http://pastebin.com/Cae3MHsP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15108929
>She sees my cheshire cat book
>She'll casually read through it for tips on next time both parents go to wonderland for fun
>She'll keep bringing back cats
If only I actually bothered to hide my porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109059
I did and it equaled faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox girls are for operating

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109051
>>15109067
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109047
Employment of necromancy doesn't sound very cost-efficient if you ask me, miss. Skeletons and zombies must outdo the average human worker in performance if they want to compete, and I'm pretty sure they'd ask for some some sort of payment as well.

>"Since you were complaining how silly the hakutaku and unicorns were!"
Well, they do have some silliness to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109051
>Your monstermom will never stalk you and hacking your computer to see what kind of fetishes you fap to
>You will never evade all of her attempts, deftly saving your porn from prying eyes
>One day you will never be so bored that you will want to spice thing up
>You will never slip past your security a moment where you fap furiously to a vid of monmom on soneru action
>Only for you to remain prim the rest of the time
>Effectively confusing, teasing and making her proud of you at the same time
Monstermoms are for teasing to almost unbearable levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109094
>H&K
Nice overpriced melted plastic you got there kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109094
>g36
Patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109040
>she sees you hanging out with that Order girl all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109101
Fuck you, they do their job just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109033
>kiss her on the forehead.
>Ask her if she wants to come over to my house and play some video games.
>Maybe cuddle a bit.
No, anon, you're supposed to pin her to a wall and roughly violate her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109113
I don't want to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109094
I want a team of well equipped soldier monstergirls to storm into my humble farming village in search of information regarding the notorious criminal who orchestrated 69/11 and to be offered as tribute for our safety by the village chieftess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109109
Yeah sure they do, especially in hot weather, like in buttfuckistan right? Oh wait they still use M4's and squidguns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109101
Would you prefer pecheneg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109099
>deftly saving your porn from prying eyes
>Saving porn
>At all
Scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109113
But she's too cute to violate! I want to hug her close and make her feel loved!
Unless of course, after a long day of games and cuddling she throws herself over my bed, pulls down her pants and demands that I fuck her fat brown ass until she's a panting mess that can't stand.
I can't refuse that.

[Anonymous No.]

/k/ please. Guns are not waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109131
Not him, but I do it with a lot of sfm shit and I don't even know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109124
AK-107 BAR or bust, lady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJs9sBBjLls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109119
Ravage her like Attila the Hun ravaged Europe! Come on, anon, you beat her fair and square, now it's time to claim your prize!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109138
What if they are just modern versions of cursed swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109151
Fine! I'll fuck that big, tight Anubis ass until she can't walk without a cane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109152
That would be terrifying even with DE bullets,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109152
What would a cursed GAU-8 be like?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are wolf girls so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109152
>cursed swords?
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109162
Puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109152
Does she shoot babies?
Would you raise a bullet as a daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109162
Because they're loyal, fun to tease and make perfect tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nothing to conceal that bright-ass "please shoot me in the head with a large caliber weapon" red hair
REEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhound momma trying to check her e-mail
>Accidentally finds your collection of Hellhound art >And numerous commissions you're getting done and have received
>You get home
>Get knocked out
>Wake up
>See this

wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109170
Tomboys are objectively the best kind of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Mom please get off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109173
Helmet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Challenge her to get impregnated by me in a single session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Feign ignorance, of course.
>Dear mother, what has you so riled up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109183
THAT HELMET WASN'T YOURS TO LOSE
THAT HELMET WAS PROPERTY OF THESE

UNITED
STATES
MARINE
CORP

BELONGED TO EVERY MARINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
>"Mom, what the fuck are you doing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Punch her in the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109178
I forsee wrestlesex in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109178
You're damn right, especially ones with big tits and a nice ass that constantly tease you with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109187
But Anon she started the session 30 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
But I don't have a Hellhound mother and I've never liked them at all. Who is this strange woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109179
Anon, that might be the worst choice of wording I've ever seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109213
That's Sarah. You met her at the bar last night, and confessed that you want to be loved and dominated for the rest of your days. You were pretty drunk, so it might have been a joke. But she was drunk enough to take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

What are /mgt/s thoughts on tenderly healing broken robot girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Call dad. I need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109220
Requires an engineering degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109220
I'm all for it. Robot girls are for loving and protecting.
I wonder how one would react to a human with cybernetic prosthetics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109219
But anon, I don't like being dominated at all and I know I wouldn't joke about that. I think she has me confused for someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe a dumb question, but what constitutes a "Monster girl" here? Do generic anime catgirls with cat ears count, or do they have to specifically be from something like MGE or MonMusu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109221
You know how this goes right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109227
>carbon alloy pelvis
Welcome with open arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109220
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109231
We mostly talk about MGE with Monmosu peppered in here and there. Catgirls come up pretty often as do Elves but they're usually referred to as "cosplay tier"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109220
I would certainly give it a shot, and I probably have the tools to do so, but I'm no professional. Hopefully she's good at giving instructions.
In any case, healing is the best, and the resulting loving robot waifu is well worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109229
Well, you're right actually. See, she heard someone say that but went to the bathroom. While she was there a dark elf whisked the man that did say it away, and you sat down in his place. She was so wasted already that she couldn't tell you apart, even when she sobered up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109220
>>15109227
>>15109239
>>15109244

I think robot-type girls may be the canon-friendly scenario under which you can have broken girls, and incidentally tender healing scenarios for guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109246
Well then I'll just explain this whole mess to her and go on my way. Maybe if she asks politely I'll even help find the man I swapped places with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109257
Now you've embarrassed her anon, and she's getting angry and defensive. Saying she's gotten attached to you already, and that man already belongs to someone else. You aren't going to break her heart, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Stick it in and bite the false tooth at the back of my jaw.

Operation White Waterballoon is in effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109220
Hell yeah, I'd gladly help heal a broken robot girl since they seem so nice. Plus I'm good at healing and I do have a thing for cute robot/android girls any way(Thank Dorothy from Big O for that), so yeah where can I start to help heal their mechanical loving hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109257
Leaving?

Hope you're prepared

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109287
Rather than leaving, soon he'll be coming..

charonface.jpg.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109303

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109310
Appropriate, but I was trying not to waste an image on a reactionface.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109220
I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109312
I deleted it just for you Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109278
Well, I don't really want to hurt her anon. But she just not my type of woman, I just can't get behind female domination. Maybe I can find a guy that she likes and likes that kind of thing.

>>15109287
Why? I'm not just going to suddenly leave without properly explaining everything and making sure she understands why I don't want to be with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109307
I couldn't ever figure out if I like Danua or Narumeia more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109312
>People complain about monstergirl reaction faces
Since fucking when?

[Anonymous No.]

>anubis class rep
>the succubi and other lewder monsters in her class always tease her for being so prim, not knowing anything about men, having a stick up her butt, etc.
>she's been feigning ignorance for a good while
>after getting close with the sensei she has more hands-on experience on men and having a stick up her butt than the lewder classmates combined

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109334
>He thinks filler images like reaction faces and avatarfagging are acceptable here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109323
Well anon, congratulations. She accepts your offer since it's no fun to force it on you, and you're not her wingman every saturday night until she gets a nice submissive guy to play with. And she tries setting you up with some nice submissive girls in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109323
>Anon helping MG get a guy
I feel like there should be more of this

>>15109334
I don't really think he's complaining. I too enjoy the image limit not being capped 5 pages before death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109340
you're now*
Damn typos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109334
They're fine as long as you delete them after posting.
If you're not going to delete it then don't post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109340
That sounds fair, I think I could deal with that. But what if I like breaking stronger monster girls along with naturally submissive girls?

>>15109343
There really should, not to mention a MG helping a guy get a girl suited to his tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109358
Well, just tell her which you want to go for that night. She likes a good challenge herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109343
>I feel like there should be more of this
If anime has taught me anything, this ends in a love triangle 60% of the time, unrequited NTR-lite (I can't say anything because my friendship with love interest #2 is important!) 30% of the time, and unresolved harem end the remaining 10%.

Point is, it never ends well. Except possibly in harem ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109364
Alright, I'll do just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109335
I want to put my stick up her butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109335
Super subtle super lewd class reps are an old favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109391
I can believe my class president is this lewd!
A show soon followed by I can't believe I Got my class president pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
But I have Hellhound kids, not a Hellhound mom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15105677
Man this brings up a lot of things I'd imagine: what themes would such bars in MGC have (I have Mofu Mondays as an example), and what would they be like (discounts for mofu drinks? what are mofu drinks anyways?) What would happy hour deals be like? Are there challenges (I liked that wurm breaker answer)? Are there lists (like current drinking champion)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
>Glasses off
Uh oh.

>Thick Thursday
I know when I'm showing up


But we're is the wendigo?
Is she still following backpack anon?
Maybe she's hiding in the backpack

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
Do they have hard root beer there? That's the only alcohol I can stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
This is amazing. Was it made within the last few days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
>Traveler Guy
>Pally & Yeti
>Palawyer & Co.
Did I miss any characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
I like continuity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
I really hope Mr. Paladin doesn't dump his little Yeti friend off his shoulders when he leans back like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
There would be Boys night out, where men get half-off. Then there would be specials on all the holidays, like Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and Convergence Day. As for drinks, you have your basic beers and mixed drinks, then there's the more exotic drinks made from demon realm fruits or spiked with venom. Women need to sign a from before drinking them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109591
Don't worry anon, that's Lawyer Paladin and not the Pally Patrol one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109591
Wrong paladin man. That's the lawyer one who runs a law firm with an Oni and an Ushi(?)
I'm pretty sure him and the Yeti Paladin are two different people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109599
>>15109604
I feel silly now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109582
>>Pally & Yeti
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
>>15109582
>Hikeranon all alone.

Would be so much cuter with a Wendigo peaking out his backpack or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109631
Hiker travels alone, unless he's carrying a bunch of different monstergirls in his backpack unwittingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
Since in KC-land MGs start getting into heat at ten, and there's no real fixed age of consent, I wonder if alcohol also has a drastically lower or non-existent age requirement over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109635
I could see it ripping open and having a half dozen lolis falling out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109635
>An Ushi-loli has replaced his backpack entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
What's the Ushi of Pally, Ushi, and Oni doing while her partners are at the bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109664
That's how the small ones get ya nine times out of ten.
The last one out of ten they attack in groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109670
Watching a comfy movie with her husband and daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109664
No, then Traveler can't carry his supplies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109335
>>15109383

We really don't have enough MG gifs. Couldn't find an Anubis, but take this since it's the closest I could find.

http://i.imgur.com/su8dV6T.gifv

[Anonymous No.]

>So little Kakuen art
It's a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

What does this face mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109713
The loli has a backback of her own that has the supplies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109718
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109718
It's time for you to fuck her, or she can fuck you. It really depends on what you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109720
But then he has to carry so much more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109731
It's okay, he's a big guy. And when she grows up, she can carry him in her pedipalps. It's an investment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
>"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT JUSHTISH!..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109733
>>15109733
>>15109733
>>15109733

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109718
I dunno, maybe you should find out what all those paws are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109715
>That little glance and tail wag at the end

Stop it, bonerheart.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109763
>That missing pelvis

Also

>inb4 all shy/non-busty succubi are automatically called alps

[Anonymous No.]

...Monster Guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109715
Christ this artist and that harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109783
Gundead Monster Girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109783
No,

>>>/v/________________________

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109783
Does it have a tight cloaca from which it ejects spent brass? I'm interested for, you know ...reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Remarkable Rabbit Rump

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109786
Just reverse image searched his stuff. God damned, he does gifs, and they're both incredibly adorable yet sexy. Man's an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109816
Could be bigger.
Want it bigger.
Gonna make it bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109816
Gonna fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109773
Reminder that alps at their worst can be nearly indistinguishable from non-alps!

They can even be other species than succubi and their subtypes now, the horror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109861
Well, you just gotta ask if anyone wants to play co-op vidya games while drinking dew and eating doritos


That'll sort the alps out real quick.
After that you can do as you see fit.


[spoiler}I'd make the mouse sniffers and their dungeons blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109861
Well, you just gotta ask if anyone wants to play co-op vidya games while drinking dew and eating doritos


That'll sort the alps out real quick.
After that you can do as you see fit.


I'd make the mouse sniffers and their dungeons blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109878
What about the Koboldfucker, can you out degenerate him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109900
I think I would parallel him at most.
It's tough to beat a man that does what he does, I just want to chain up alps and earn the hatred of the thread by getting them nice and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109904
Oh, something is getting pumped alright.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't there is a monstergirl that I wouldn't find more attractive after putting her on a holstaur milk diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109904
I'd pump her rump

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would make the best slightly chubby MMO addicted shut-in stalker drawn by Hisasi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109912
apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107974
>A Kejourou licking me

Well I don't think I would've expected that from her. But I'm not against the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107974
Nothing changes.

[Anonymous No.]

I've just ordered pizza, boy I sure hope there's no fat cat ass inside the box.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as a kitsune with too much mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109912
If that series is any indication I vote alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109912
>Hisasi

Bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109948
What a cute Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107690
>Not trusting the objectively most trustworthy of all insects

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107690
>butterflies spreading bitterlies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107778
We need an image of a Holst in this exact pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109966
>You will never breastfeed Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109970
/hbg/ please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109176
Why is my mum a hellhound? Did she get turned into one? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110022
Would you prefer she turned into a Holst? I could arrange that if you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110042
I don't know how I feel about my mother turning into any monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110054
Glad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110054
Don't over think it, just relax and figure things out as you go along. Everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110054
This. Actually dicking your mom IRL would be really weird, monster or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110054
Her turning into a monster girl would be an improvement
Just make sure she never catches you masturbating or watching porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110061
Yeah I know, I like mom-son stuff but not with my actual mom. I just like making Anon uncomfortable.

And you could always ask her for a monster imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110054
>>15110061
Yes, sexual thoughts about my mom or any mother figure are the weirdest ones I've ever had, and not in a good way at all.

And that's saying a whole fucking lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110066
Her turning doesn't necessarily need to lead to that. What if Anon's parents are still married? It wouldn't even be an issue then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110059
Probably envious of my father for getting a monster waifu.

>>15110061
It's so easy to fap to porn of that scenario, but it actually involving my mum makes me uncomfortable.

>>15110060
>>15110064
Stop making me feel weird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109987
>Meanwhile on /hbg/
I want to make my otouto fall in love with me!

And not marry him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110059
Happy for my dad.
I wouldn't touch my mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110076
>What if Anon's parents are still married?
Heh. That's a stretch. At least for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, let's make this clear

If your mother turned into your favorite monster girl species and wanted to have sex with you, would you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
Absolutely not.

My little sister on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
No. I'd get her to turn some other woman so I could fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
My parents are married so no. And she's my mom so no. If I was suddenly revealed to be adopted and my birth mom was somehow now a clingy Echidna who wants 100 of my babies, yeah, gunna plow that field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
Would I willingly? No. She could be an 11/10 Holst with perfect tits and thick, soft curves, but the idea of going in the same hole you came out of IRL is too awkward for me.

The better question would be: Could we actually stop them if they wanted it? The answer: No.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to stop.


PLEASE STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110081
Mine are. It's not really that rare, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
No, because she is married and has my father.
I also would not do it to my sister, I know her and we would never get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110092
If we're going to go over the line, there's something I've always wanted to ask the alp-fags.

If your dad alped, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
>>15110101
Exactly this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110099
I don't really know anon, I'm just a cynical asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110110
THAT ONE GUY SAID STOP

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110101
>>15110111
Thirded. The idea of boning my sister doesn't gross me out as much as doing it with my mom does, but still no. I can't imagine a worse fate than being stuck with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
I'm not doing anything to ruin my parents marriage. Maybe one of my cousins, I've got on really well with them and they seems to have all the good looks in the family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
>>15105768
>>15105797
>>15105806
>>15105852
>>15105935
>>15105963

>>15109556
Where indeed?
>>15109568
There is.
>>15109575
It was made last night.
>>15109589
So do I!
>>15109596
A description of what mixed/exotic drinks might be a cool idea to work with.
>>15109631
Most wendigos are pretty timid and probably not willing to come in. Apparently I know this because I herd wendigos in my spare time.
>>15109639
I'm sure they can come up with a "reasonable" number of years.
>>15109670
Well sometimes they like to unwind after a long week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
Hiker-Anon must have been on so many adventures, met all sorts of Monster Girls.

Oh how I envy him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
>even the root beer made it in
Based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
>Sides gone
Oh you.

Far too good for us Sketch-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
So a Wurmbreaker is Absinthe+Melange/Spice+Apophis venom? Is there a facility somewhere where people process Spice out of loli sandworm pee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
That Succubus and her man on the right warmed my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110083
Closest I'd go is a step cousin.
Anything else IRL would just feel so creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
Didn't know that the managing partners drank at this kind of dive.

[Anonymous No.]

That new MG VN is fucking awful but I know its creators are lurking in the threads on /v/ because there's always posters going full damage control mode and defending both Tumblr and the game tooth and nail.

Have a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
This is just gorgeous,

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110230
Do you think she has a reptile-style horizontal vagina hidden between a pair of those crotch scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110230
she looks all pointy...

[Anonymous No.]

I am allured by the concept of being attracted to a monster girl for their unusual implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110239
yes, and much like her ears, it's really sensitive since she's never done anything lewd before or even thought about doing lewd things.

Surely she wouldn't know what to do if you began to attack them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110278
Isn't that the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110291
Yes, but the implications I like may be different from the implications others like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110303
What implications are you implying?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to memorize your drinks so that you know exactly what that nice vampire at the bar bought ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110333
Dude I'm literally in the middle of a night preparing for a speech and haven't done my gesture drawing/laundry/flashcards/japanese language yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110333
I work at that bar...

[Anonymous No.]

DAMAGED GOODS

>Hellhounds with burn scars
>Kitsune with facial scars and torn ears
>Onis with broken horns
>Blind Trolls
>Mute Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110422
>Hellhounds with burn scars
Only holy flames can burn such a beast, consider her a veteran of an infernal crusade; Few demons survive such.
>Kitsune with facial scars and torn ears
Good thing they are masters of illusions and glamour.The important thing is to learn from such close calls
>Onis with broken horns
While this may arguably be bad, onis respect little more than the capacity to drink, fight, and have a good time.
>blind trolls
As trolls have incredibly good senses and dwell in darkness often, they can usually compensate for such.
>Mute shirohebi
An aura of pristine silence prevails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
How do you make anime meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110422
Obligatory
>Disfigured burn victim Alraune with abandonment issues
She's actually a liliraune but her sister died in the fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110422
>Being Told "I Love You"

Just too much for me, I love the flustered spinny eyes and twiddling fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110516
Anime/cartoon meat is just a stylized ham hock

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110569
I know this style of preparation all too well. Done poorly the meat becomes too greasy with the rubbery fat stuck on the drumstick like glue. The skin when done poorly is chewy like leather and overly salty from the spices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110616
I prefer western glazes myself, like the cherry glaze next to the plushy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110569
I want to eat a big, whole-roasted hog with my hellhound and our heckpups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110681
I want to take my Hellhound and our hellpack to that little dive down the street and buy as many cheese-steaks as we can carry, then take them to a local park where we can eat them then lay out on a blanket in the sun in a great big pile and nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109544
>>15110147
>tfw I'll never get to order a Demon's Extract (with a coke)
>tfw I'll never die from it or become an Ice Prince of the North
>tfw I'll never get the opportunity to make ice based puns all the time

Is it too much for a man to want to be cold all the time? Is it truly too much to ask that I might have the power to freeze over a country and make it my own winter wonderland?

Apparently yes...

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>>15110950
Lich king pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Went to bed extremely tired
>Ended up dreaming of getting drunk with a Jubjub
>She was a happy drunk and ended up laughing at everything
One of these days I'll have a dream about one of my favourites but I can't complain about shortstack birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111009
I hope for the same one day, but having a dream with any MG is usually a good one.
Except matangos. Fuck those things, don't want those in my dreams ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously, where's our MG fighting game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111016
I want Anubis-Akiha to step on my dick for hours without letting me cum and only finish me with one butt-stroke when my mind is about to break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111045
I want Anubis-Akiha to glare at me coldly, with her long black hair reflecting the sun, after I arrive late to tea time, despite apologizing!

>"I'm sorry!" you shout while prostrating yourself
>She sits there, legs crossed "Oh?" it's almost as if she's staring through you
>You look up only to meet her hate-filled, angry eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111102
Go on.
This better end up with her crying and saying he doesn't lover her or he wouldn't be late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111016
There's Darkstalkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111140
Stupid sexy cat nuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111123
>You keep prostrating yourself, begging for forgiveness
>She stops looking at you all together and instead crosses her arms, closes her eyes, and tilts her head towards the ceiling, away from you
>You don't let up
>She opens one eye and peeks at you
>"Maybe you can have ONE piece of cake and ONE cup of tea."
>You begin to dine, but she still acts coldly towards you
>"So low of you, to beg for forgiveness like a peasant."
>You begin to argue with her over the fact that nothing else seems to work on her
>She begins to cry and apologizes herself
>Her behavior was only because she just couldn't bear the thought of you being late, possibly having forgotten about her or gotten in an accident

[Anonymous No.]

>That smug pixie between her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111233
Of course she's smug, she just discovered that fairies double as onaholes AND as dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111233
Putting the Tit in Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111233
>smug
Da bess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111244
>fairies double as onaholes AND as dildos.
Also condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

I really need an NBR MG sister whom I can then marry, nee-san or imouto, it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111343
>jamming a fairy into your dick like a cocksock then jamming your dick into another monster girl
Disgusting, yet strangely erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111350
>NBR
FAAAAAAAG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111359
>>jamming a fairy into
Pls no rampage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111364
>Wanting familial, societal, and legal awkwardness as well as genetic problem for your children

Why? No, thin about it and tell me why blood relation makes things better. It doesn't. What a stupid fucking meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111373
>Bringing 3D problems to monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111373
There's no point to incest if you're not actually related. It's actually not incest at all.
>Disgusting Komodo-slightly older girl
See? Just doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111390
There's still the sister-brother relationship and the bond only they'd have. That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111373
Keep in mind your on a thread where people would go out of their way for little girls and women who's only defining gimmick is that they were once men

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/sZjH6Anw

bunch of talking between people

warning: contains gratuitous stoner at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111233
Those matchstick arms tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109582
Pally and Yeti don't drink, they work as a taxi service for MGs too drunk to go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
Protip, Lawyer-Kun: You can run different-coloured ink like that through photoshop and use colour and contrast adjustment to make all the lineart sharper and a single colour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109904
That shit's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
Oh my, that image is coming along nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
You spoil us

Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15109959
>>15109963
>Trusting bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
>Dynamic group picture
Cute as hell, my man. You got a gallery somewhere yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111436
>Pally taxi service
>He just carries drunk people/mgs on his arms
>Can carry two Ushi-Onis without breaking a sweat

[Anonymous No.]

"Why did you do that ?!"

I should clean the background a little more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
Needs more monster girl weakening

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
Gee, kid. I told you we should've picked a better place to spar instead of staying near a lake but noooo, "let's fight right here, right now!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
Poor Firerat.

Also, them thighs are sublime. 10/10 stuff Barb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
>thighs

mmmmMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
Because you needed to chill out.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Hinezumi the Chinese Water Torture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111611
Not bukkak-- I mean, semenboarding enhance interrogation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
Because panicked flailing is my the only combat I now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111616
No, that's for regular mice. Plus, I get to tie her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111618
I think the other combat you know is the combat of broken language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
Because I'm a massive wimp so I have to fight dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111624
He panicked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111624
>>15111631
>[ROUT!]

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna deprive a wurm of semen for as long as possible and see what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111646
She will get sad and cry, possibly begging you for your love juices just kidding, she will pin you down and rape you for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111646
She'll just eat food or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111646
She ignores you and leaves to get some ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

I came in my dog (by accident) and now it's talking about "taking responsibility" and "marriage."

What the FUCK do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111661
You have a talking dog?
You FUCKED your talking dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111666
He's a furry with heavy delusions. You should know this, you probably gave them to him, Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111661
should of got a kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111646
Nothing? It's a wurm, not a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111666
Checked, all according to Satan-chan plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111688
>Satan-chan
My waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptf_ENuz2Ds

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
filthy rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
>wet fur instead of fire
Oh god no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598
Loving the change in expression, she actually looks understandably upset now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be at Gym in MGC, looking to get mad /fit/
>Some dude's in the corner flexing at a kangaroo girl
>Other dude's in the middle of the weight area getting swole with a Minotaur and Succubus team cheering him on and spotting him
>There's a Matango just standing there... wait what the fuck?
>She's somehow made it so she can actually move, her feet ending in weird oblong little mushroom pads
'Ah... Can you help me practice?'
>Hold back a snigger, she has a pair of boxing gloves on
>Get into the ring with her, you're mad cocky at this point since she's just a fucking mushroom
>Land a right straight into her bosom, the spongy flesh absorbing it to the point of near uselessness
>She pulls back one arm and lets fly
...
>You wake up to smelling salts
>Head's spinning and there's a warm wetness coming down your face, fuck you're bleeding
>She's gone, but she left you a half-drunk bottle of Sunny D and a small note
'Well, what is it?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111761
>Matangos talking

Knigga, you got hit harder than you realize if you think that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111761
What do you mean, "what is it"?

Also, that's not a picture of Bush, you liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111761
Fuck that forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111761
>See a group of Matangos chilling around
>Decide that it's a good idea to bully them since they won't really do anything
>They sure make a funny noise when you pick on them
>Oh shit, look at that big fat one
>What is she? A neet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111761
>'Well, what is it?'
What did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111519
>>15111522
I want to headpat and comfort that Lilim.
I want to see her face when she sees that she drunkenly refused to let me leave when I drove her home and has been cuddling me like a daki all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110422
>harpy who had to have her wings amputated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111822
UN-ACCEPTABLLLLLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110422
>Muh damaged good
Man fuck this mentality. I wanna heal sad MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111833
>Tumblr Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111833
It's okay, at least she won't get bullied by humans for being an MG now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111822
No I will not stand for this kind of heartlessness, I will find a way to heal her wings, heal her heart, and put a smile back on hr face no matter the cost because her happiness is all that matters to me. where can I begin on my journey to help this harpy heal and find happiness, to make her the happiest girl in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110422
That girl seriously needs a hug, the comics were heartbreaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110422
>Kejourou who lost her hair in an acciden

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111689
Hey you can't waifu the princess of darkness, show some respect.

I would like that too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110487
>While this may arguably be bad, onis respect little more than the capacity to drink, fight, and have a good time.
HORNLESS!
HORNLESS!!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie a little Wurm-chan to a tree and throw rocks at her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111872
She probs has hundreds of "husbandos" who service her all day in Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111886
Would be appropiate for a girl of her standing, still you probably shouldn't mention it, just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111846
She still has talons and no hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111872
>you can't waifu the princess of darkness
Fucking watch me you pansy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111897
It's Hell after all, not Heaven. There has to be some suffering involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111872
>>15111904
I would rather breed in Hell, than be chaste in Heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111904
I want Satan-chan to CBT me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110147
what if druella and her date comes in the same bar already drunk, who knows maybe they got kicked out from the last bar they were at

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111913
>CBT
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111922
It's punishment for my sins. Too bad for her I'll cum all over her hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111853
Give her the old "You will always be the same for me".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111920
They'd probably get sat down somewhere to eat instead of drink. I'd bet the food at a monstergirl bar can help sober you up.
Deruella's so goddamn cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111920
In order to get shitfaced drunk, wouldn't a Lilim need to drink some very potent stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111903
No one should bully cute harpy girls for being themselves, especially if it causes them to hurt themselves. I feel an urge to help out this harmed harpy to find some way to heal her physically and mentally, for it's the right thing to do. What would be a good way to begin my road of healing her, listening to her talk about her problems or just being their to support her when she feels down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111920
This makes me wonder, what if instead of making them even more touchy-feely and doing the obvious, getting drunk temporarily suppressed monstergirls' desire for sex? Even Druella would be too busy wobbling around spouting silly things while leaning on the nearest person for support so she won't faceplant into the ground to think about dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111911
I'd rather cunttease Satan-chan until she rapes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111938
what if instead of making them even more touchy-feely and doing the obvious, getting drunk temporarily suppressed monstergirls' desire for sex
Who knows, Baccus sects apparently have alcohol that doesn't give you hangovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111938
Great, now I'm imagining Deruella being a giggly affectionate drunk.
I'm also imagining her bringing her date home and then throwing him on her bed to cuddle him while nuzzling him with her cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111938
Maybe if you used the right ingredients when making a drink you could get that effect.
You would have a bar full of drunken MGs singing random songs and fighting each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111931
That's a great start for it's true, she'll always be the same girl for, the one I met, befriended, and eventually fell in love with due to how well we got along and how we we're always there to help one another when things got tough. I then would pull her in for the tightest hug ever, to let her know that she will always be the same for me but also that I will always be here for her to support her when she's down. I'd then wipe the tears from her eyes and pant a gentle yet passionate kiss on her lips, letting her know I still love her no matter what happens to her, followed by her gaining a small smile and eventually falling asleep in my arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111957
>You would have a bar full of drunken MGs singing random songs and fighting each other
That just sounds like an Oni bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111937
Tell her that she's still pretty even if she no longer has her big wings with their pretty plumage, or that you prefer her sharp talons instead of more human feet. Then you'll have to stop people from bullying her because she's an easy target.

[Anonymous No.]

Melon is streaming again

https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111964
Be careful, she might get addicted to your warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111967
Of course she still pretty, for it wasn't just her plumage or wings that caught my eye but her beautiful personality that really made me attracted to her, all the way back to when we meet in childhood. Her talons aren't scary, they're graceful and elegant just like the lovely girl their attached to and help to make her into a even more unique person that I enjoy being with. And for those that try and bully her, I will stand by her side and defend her no matter what, for she's not only my girlfriend but also my best friend, no one gets to harm her on my watch. I shall stand up with her against the bullies, for no one cause the person I care about so much and love to make her inflict self harm, even if it means I have to get violent to them I will for hurting her hurts me as well. I just hope I don't scare her when I stand up to her bullies, for she's already quite scared and I doing this because they're harming my girlfriend/best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112004
Seaslime? Now there's a girl I didn't expect to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112004
>Sea Slime butt
This might be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112011
What's wrong with that, after all the sadness and pain she's been through I think she deserves all the warm loving hug I can give her. It also helps her heal and become happier just as she she use to be, me hugging her for her arms cannot reach. my warmth will also help to express the love I still hold for her and if it means I get to see her beautiful smile again, she can have as much of my warmth as possible. I love her and my desire to make her better, to see her happy again drives me to hug her close to my heart and let her listen to it's beat, as it helps her relax and makes falling asleep for her much easier, especially combined with being in my arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111940
>Satan-chan always bullies you as a loli projection until you find her real body in Lake Cocytus
>She's taller than you by a head, even in her seated position
>A pair of Hellhounds rouse her from her slumber as she grins, heavy breasts swaying with her getting out of the reclining position
>There's smoking stumps where her wings used to be, and her horns are black antlers sprawling up from her brow
>Notice she has Satyros legs
>You're going to end up munching carpet aren't you
>Anon.exe has stopped responding
>Try to run, chains and shackles binding you in place
>Her tongue slips across her lips as the Hellhounds start chortling at your panicked behavior
"You should've never come here."
>Her voice is a dark and sultry as tanned leather
"No one may leave this place, as is decreed by Me... and forbidden... by Her."
>Her expression darkens as she rips the tunic from your chest, one finger pointing upwards to the sky
"I am so ready to -FUCK- You."
"Two thousand years is quite a while to leave a woman unattended, boy."

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to give your daughteru ample time in the sex dungeon so she can properly learn how to be lewd and obedient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112064
kobold daughteru fucker is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112064
I prefer the terms 'collection room' or 'family room' to 'sex dungeon'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112082
No, this >>15112085 is me. Sex dungeon sounds too crass, and it's not my place to tell other anons how to raise their daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112064
Why don't you just shove a nice "fuck off" suppository up your chocolate starfish and let me raise my daughter how I damn-well please, mister arse-licking shitlips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112062
What kind of monstergirl does Satan-chan give birth to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112062
Please no, I'm not ready for a thousand years of rough fucking.
Would the hellhounds be helping her or just masturbating while watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112094
how rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112096
Matango, because hell

Alternatively since one brave anon decided to fuck the princess herself, a really really powerful succubus that will turn all creatures above, on and under Earth into girls.

And that's where monstergirls come from dear anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112064
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112112
That's fine, just know that you're missing out.

[Anonymous No.]

I will made the gods bleed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112120
Why and how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112120
How will you do something in the future if you did it in the past, are you a wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112120
Do you mean in the virgin sense or the purge sense?

[Anonymous No.]

I will donate to that Dragon hobo that lives in the cardboard box behind my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112124
>>15112121
Virgins
>>15112123
Maybe I am. I like to think there's a AU version of me that can fuck around with time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112141
And I like to think AU me is the pimp of Hell, but that ain't gonna be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112138
What could have happen to a proud dragon to put her in such a position that she has to beg for money?

>>15112141
>Virgins
And how are you going to make a virgin god agree to have sex with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112150
>And how are you going to make a virgin god agree to have sex with you?
By showing her that gods are not so above it all.
And failing that, a DDR contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111822
My first waifu
Fucking Bhodi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112150
Tanukis tricked her into gambling all her money away, now I have too cook food for her and donate a little bit so she can pretend that she has a hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3142170
I found something I think you guys will like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111016
I REALLY need am Akiha MG:

>TFW no perflat, elegant, and smart ojou-sama MG that acts like she hates your guts, because you acted like a dick, but who is in reality extremely deredere

kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112177
>Bullet dressed as Makoto
Nice.
Now if only it wasn't literal cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112177
>Bullet dressed as Makoto
This picture is old news famalam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111016
Guilty Gear and Blazblue have a couple monstergirls, along with Melty Blood of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112219
Is Neko-Arc an MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112196
But would she be an Anubis or a Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112138
>You give dragon hobo some money. Not much, just a the coins and a £5 note
>she thanks you with tears in her eyes. and swears on her honour that she'll repay you
>both her and her box are gone the next day.
>A year passes, and you've moved on
soon a new "box" tent product is both sold and given to the homeless.
>Get invited to factory to see boss
>boss is a dragon.
>you ask why she wanted to see you.
>she takes of her glasses and unbinds her hair, and it all comes back to you.
>she places something in your hand as she kisses you
>its the same amount you had given her
>"I told you I would repay you one day"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112227
She's too cartoony and stylized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112231
Dick the dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112231
>>15112244
Bend her over the desk and go to town on her fat dragon ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112230
Anubis is an almost perfect but as much as I love brown (and I truly, thoroughly love brown) Akiha just needs to be pale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112231
gotta love office dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112231
Mind as well invite her to live with me. Even if she is rich now, she is still alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112277
I'd invite her to live me when she was still living on the street. Homeless or not, that's still likely the best chance I have at getting a Dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112284
I don't think my house is good enough for a Dragon, but if she is happy I would welcome her with open arms and a table full of food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112261
Is he stroking his large moustache?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112295
It's better than the streets, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111598

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112296
drinking from a coffee cup, you ponce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112296
The context here is that he's drinking coffee that contains something that allows the Dragon boss to produce fire IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112304
a chu to you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112304
I want to play doctor for a sick Hinezumi, cute stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112261
If im remember the green text right, he's drinking spiked juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112304
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112304
How do I light her fire back up?

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl waifu now has the same gestation period as her animal counterpart
How long must you now wait for daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112231
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112304
Cuddling will fix that cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
What if I like Undead girls? How does this apply to Undead beastman types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112318
Orgasm deny until she ignites and rapes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112328
More like cuddling will pass on that cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
Suddenly elemental, checkmate anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112336
And then she gets to feel guilty and dress up as a nurse after she's healthy, perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
About 18 days for the eggs to hatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112344
And then you'll pass the cold back to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
>Dragon
How long is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
Its actually about the same length of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
What >>15112334 said.
Until MANONOMANA dose it thing and make her womb fertile?
Well, that or until she uses her magic to make her self fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112364
Liches are the cutest and you can't prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112098
>>15112098
Sorry, was playing Darkest Soles. Don't know, really. It was just a brainfart that would probably be beyond one's writing ability to expand without getting a cat's hand worth of shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112376
>>15112364
Alright, who let the Liches in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112364
>>15112376
The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112351
It depends on what reptile they resemble the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112376
You're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hathorite Lich never

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112376
Liches aren't cute.
They're sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112413
Thick lich
best lich
I want to sit one in my lap and grope every inch of her while she tries to study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
>Hellhound
>60-80 days

Fuck. I don't know if I could support a family this large.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your monster waifu react if she found out you're actually a clone of the original "you," who perished and was replaced by a carbon copy without her even realizing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112464
Meltdown and/or mindbreak

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112425
Are you implying they can't be both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112464
But if you act and think exactly the same as the original, does it really matter if you're a carbon copy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112464
The ultimate cuckoldry, what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it better to give or receive hat pats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112479
If you don't mind dying and having another "you" live your life from then on, I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112413
>Hathorite undead girl harem never
>No Hathorite Vampire
>No Hathorite Lich
>No Hathorite Wight
>No Hathorite Zombies
>No Hathorite Ghouls
Shit sucks man.
Speaking of undead girls, does anyone have that old greentext about a guy being the caretaker for a cemetary inhabited by undead monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112471
Cute isn't something that you mount five times per day and breed like an animal. What comes out of her as the result of that is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112464
I think a better question would be why would I clone myself to start with? I mean, things are bad enough with only one of me.

Then again, maybe my clone realized this, and that's why there's still only one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112384
I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112487
Well, it's either die and have your waifu upset, or clone yourself to keep your waifu happy, even beyond death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112489
>He doesn't find Kuu girls ahegaoing to be cute
Well, opinions are opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15111866
Comics? Thought this was just a couple of concept drawings, sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112502
Good going, Anon. Now they won't stop "correcting" people about their opinions on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112413
>Hathorite Lich
>Embraced the teachings of Hathor and modified her body to be tall, busty and curvy.
>Makes you sit in her soft lap and suckle from her as she tests for ways to make breastfeeding more mutually pleasurable
>Performing up to her standards means she rewards you by allowing you to use any part of her body you like.
>This also serves the purpose of gathering data for what the perfect Onee-san/CC body-type is.
>Sometimes slips up and tells you to call her mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112520
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8552
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8670

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112489
>Lich waifu put her big bubble butt up in the air for you to breed
>Put it in her anus instead
>She flips out and makes you wash your dick and put it in missionary
>Lectures you through the whole session about how you shouldn't waste any precious sperm like that
>Hugs you tight when you cum inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112522
They're just talking anon, nothing bad about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112431
>Lich Hathorite
>fanned out, silky short hair
>massive Holstaur-tier tits and a chubby belly to compliment
>wears a cow-print bikini top that looks gorgeous on her light violet skin
>tied around her waist is a tattered sash marked with the insignia of her Undead Kingdom based sect
>in place of her former skull shaped wrist, ankle, and neck cuffs are stylized trinkets based off of cow skulls
>due to Hathors association with fertility, the goal of this Liches research is to find a way for her fellow Undead to conceive faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112523
>the perfect Onee-san/CC body-type
>Komodo oneechan with corpse smell and kuu
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112523
>Embraced the teachings of Hathor and modified her body to be tall, busty and curvy.
>Makes you sit in her soft lap and suckle from her as she tests for ways to make breastfeeding more mutually pleasurable
>This also serves the purpose of gathering data for what the perfect Onee-san/CC body-type is.
>>15112532
>Hugs you tight when you cum inside her

What a perfect specimen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112540
I can only imagine her using her husband as a testbed for the various potions and drugs she creates to help undead girls with getting pregnant.
By which I mean she shotguns fertility potions and then has him fuck her until both of them collapse in exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna mating press a Lich

Gonna mating press a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112592
Gonna lotus position a Lich on a hot day for that sweet cooling action.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls can't rape you if you're an ethereal ascended spirit who maintains balance in the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112598
That sounds nice too. That way you can hug her while you fuck that Lich silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112611
Consider also spooning hotdogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112622
It has been considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112601
Neutronium Golem can

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112632
Fully?

Did you think about how you can feel her cold back all over your chest? How your dick will be sandwiched between her chilly thighs? How your hands will be free to wander around her front, always looking for a fresh spot?

And if you let her lay on top of you instead of spooning, her weight will press down on you like an icy blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112540
Yep.
Impregnating with the force of a thousand suns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112644
Yes, I have fully considered it and will do it when I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112639
Oh come ON

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to kiss this Thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112666
>Those people behind it.
Gonna burn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112668
What if they were bullies or NTR'ers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110957

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112674
Still gonna burn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112304
>tfw you remember the Japanese / Chinese flu is deadly

We need to get her to the doctors ASAP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112678
Please don't do it before I've had a chance to cum inside her and let her fertilized spores fill the atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112666
>Abominations and satanic trips
I need a Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112687
I want to turn a Paladin into an abomination, or have an Abomination who enlists as a paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112686
Nope, gonna burn it before you even see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112694
It's really mean to murder someone else's waifu, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112698
Your wife is a murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112708
But I still love her!

[Anonymous No.]

The Celestial Host are cute! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112708
But if you murder her, you're going to be no different! There must be another way to solve this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112708
She killed for her country!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86f_U_q4SFg
>My Husband, the day you were born the very winds of Icecrown whispered the name... "Anonymous"...
>I watched with baited breath as you grew into a weapon of righteousness
>My Husband, my suitors have always attempted to court me with strength, and wisdom
>And I know you'll show restraint when exercising your great power
>But, the truest victory, My Husband
>Is stirring the heart of your Queen to go doki-doki
>I tell you this, for when our bachelor days are at an end...
YOU. WILL BE KING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112721
>Not a pair of tits crudely photoshopped onto it.
One job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112716
It matters not anon, for she is a cold hearted killer!

>>15112722
The only way to solve this problem is with fire.

>>15112723
She killed innocent people in her own country!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112734
We're going to run away to her home dimension where we can be safe and produce millions of spores as the proof of our love!

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Barb's Scorpicore had stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112779
Ever since the Wurm thing, i want to see a Chaika face pasted on top of every piece of this guy's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112779
>Scorpicore
I just know you're aware of the redundancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112779
That's a monstergirl based off of a DnD creature instead of the MGE Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112666
I just checked the other art from this artist. Pretty interresting to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112790
>Pretty interresting to look at.
Yeah, sure, "interesting"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112786
That's literally the name of the Might and Magic unit she's based on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112800
This is fucking silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112532
>not a lich who has made adjustments to make her ass tighter, and hips, thighs and rear a bit bigger, her back musculature to look more beautiful and even her height just right for a perfect docking angle when you get on top of her, because it's a statistical fact you mount her often enough to warrant improvements

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112806
>her back musculature to look more beautiful
Brb getting milked by a muscle-Lich. She's casting Fist on my dick by making jojo poses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112062
>>15111904
>>15111913
>>15111927
>>15111940
>>15112098
>>15112120

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112816
Would consider fugging the one on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112804
I wish I were being satirical but I'm not. It's the only real name I can think to associate with a scorpion tailed Manticore as well because lawdy lawdy heaven fobid she not have her tail onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112816
Sweet Satan. It burns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112824
>scorpion tailed Manticore
Anon, that's my point. All Manticores have scorpion tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112832
Not the MGE ones, mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112815
>muscle-Lich
I didn't mean she'd get swole, just that it would be an elegant back that looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112861
Too bad, she's about to flex her thighs and make that ethereal fist pump me even faster.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Barkeep!

Get me a...get me a Lich Reanimator on the rockss.

Don't be looking down on me yous smug asshole wallsh of fame, I'm gonna take take you down!

Takesh you down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112910
Looks like you had enough, maybe your waifu should take you home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112806
A welcome action and I'll reward her for.
Just hope she's ready for the size of rear I want her to have

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112910
Sir, this is a department store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112918
You sayin bleach isn't drinkable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15110191

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112922
Sir, please hand over the bottle of disinfectant. I'd rather not being scolded by my boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112925
Why does she look so happy? Did she drink too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112946
She's happy because you're there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112951
There's no way she's happy that I'm there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112925
She's pretty genki looking. I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112925
Genki Succubus is best Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112925

>Sit next to her
>Her tail rests itself in your lap,
>Her wing goes against your back

Ah geez

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112925
>>15112951
That's so fucking cute.
I'm gonna die from diabetes over here.
What would cuddling with her be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112988
With my luck, she'll wrap her tail around my waist to pull me close.

>No need to be so shy. Come a little closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113012
And then she accidentally tilts your chair by pulling you and next you know you're on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113019
The despair in her face and her apologising voice would make me fall for her in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113019
Wouldn't that knock over her chair too? Does that mean I'd fall on top of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112347
That's not how diseases and immunity work anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113059
Magical diseases don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Walrus Girls are CUTE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXJl1fuFAKU

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw Late Night's Magnum Opus is kind of like the bar version of the Last Supper
>With Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113053
Then she'd make some comment about you falling for her so easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113073
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112951
WHY AM I IN A BAR
THIS ISN'T MY KITCHEN
DID I TAKE A WRONG TURN AGAIN
I BET THE CHESIRES DID THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113053
You'd fall on top of her like you were in an anime, both your hands would be grabbing her tits while you accidentally kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113074
Well, consider me seduced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113093
>accidentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113093
>Implying it wouldn't be face-first into her tits
Except instead of the generic freak out of a harem protagonist you kind of just lie there

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112540

Where are the drawfags when you need them, this sounds amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113093
Whoa now, I don't know about that.
At least let us get to a room first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113110
But anon, then she'd be able to feel the heat from my blush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113130
She'd probably smell nice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112925
Oh Lordy, must head pat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113110

But what do you do if she giggles and asks if you plan to get up anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113148
Well then you try to get up. You can't have your face smothered between those soft mountains of land all day. And you're in a bar no less!
Just be careful when getting up. It seems your pants are a bit tighter than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113168
>It seems your pants are a bit tighter than usual
Shit, I knew I shouldn't have equipped my shrinking ray with a sensitive trigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113168
Says you. Maybe I just lay in her chest all day, having a few drinks and chatting with her, watching as she blushes about the whole situation & trying to not just mount me in the middle of a bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113204
>Anon testing a Succubutt's patience by being lewd without being lewd
Would you "accidentally" spill a drink and have it fall down her cleavage and blame it on you being "tipsy"
Would you lick it up since you're "drunk" and didn't think of using a napkin?

[Anonymous No.]

What sort of games would a Manticore even like anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113216
Can't waste a drop of that drink you spilled, Anon. Especially since it was pricey as fuck, top quality liquor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113226
That's a very prominent chin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113226
The rape game.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell Gazer that I liked the new DOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113216
>Anon being drunk and doing lewd things to her out of drunkenness
>She just bears with it and contains her own lewdness because she knows you're just drunk and it's not you acting
>That's until she snaps when you accidentally find a sensible spot on her and she drags you upstairs.
>The bartender sighs, thankful that she opened the second floor or else she would have drunk people fucking in the middle of her bar every weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113253
Wouldn't the bartender like to fuck in the middle of her bar when she's sure no one's looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113271
Then who would handle the drinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113271
No! That's unsanitary! she doesn't want her bar to get shut down. Besides, there's plenty of rooms upstairs. Just wait until after last call or get someone to cover for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113245
I'm not even a gazer and I want to slap you. Fuck turning the most iconic FPS into a Halo clone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113283
>That Yuki and wendigo

Never noticed them before

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113287
Halo copied Doom though. If it didn't exist, nobody would bash the new game.

Besides, only the multiplayer is Halo-like because it was made by ex-halo devs. id is making the campaign by themselses, it's gonna be different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112666
God dammit satan-chan you posted today already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112675
Oh for the love of

I guess I should have expected that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113283
I want a big-breasted, retired Oni warrior for a bartender.

She can tell me war stories while the bar creaks under the weight of her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113287
I wouldn't be bothered by Doom's multiplayer playing like Halo if it played like one of the GOOD Halo games. But instead, it's made by the guys who did the multiplayer for Halo 4, the one that died a month after release because they shoehorned in fucking CoD loadouts like they're doing again with Doom.

>>15113308
This is what I'm hoping, that they outsourced the multiplayer so that they can focus on the single player portions of the game. They're supposed to be having a stream for campaign and snapmap pretty soon, I heard.
I just want to know if my 960 can run it.

Have a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112951
>Anyone being happy that I'm around
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113344
That's a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113283
What's yeti-chan doing there, she's too young to drink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113356
I want to molest a Kobold like if she was a common house pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113320
>Old Oni warlord running a bar
>She has her club hanging over the bar
>Loves to tell war stories & show off her battle scars
>Has a loud laugh that rattles the rafters
>Can drink her regulars under the table and still run the bar perfectly
>Has a standing bet in the bar
>One night to do whatever you want with her if you can handle three shots of her homemade brew
>Those heaving tits she barely contains tempt a lot of guys, but nobody's cashed in yet
>She just laughs when they all black out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113360
>drunk Yeti hugging you a little too much
>Pally service has to take her home and tuck her into bed before she tries to hug everyone she sees

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113387
I'm gonna drink that Oni under the table, then I'm going to marry her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113360
She's probably just having a coca-cola, it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113356
I'd still fuck her

Do Kobolds come in different breeds? Like tomboyish husky kobolds, or genki small breed kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113356
I'm going to pet her like she is the last kobold in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113401
>Husky Kobold
>Big girl, extra fluffy
>Stamina for days
>Surprisingly smart, but also stubborn
I'll take 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113387
I hear the losers have to be her boob-carriers for a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113401
Yes, like Newfoundland Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113401
I would imagine that for every breed of dog, there is a breed of kobold.
Oh man, I'd love a Newfoundland Kobold. All that mofu and muscle barreling into me when I come home from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113427
What a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113417
>Rottweiler Kobold
>Delicious blend of golden brown and jet black
>Tall, delicious abs
>Loyal, smart, and stoic, great example of leadership
>Secretly a goofball

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113434
Big boobs are heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113434
Calling her that would earn you a thump on the head and a toss out the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113399
I want to challenge her to a contest to see who can drink the most White Russians!
I'll use the finest vodka and the heaviest holst cream I can find

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113441
Big boobs are for milking!
I wanna milk the oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113387
I'd give it a go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113459
Hope you have harem protagonist tier physical resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113468
Godspeed, anon. May the loss of your liver be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

Big buff wolf girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113481
A little brain damage is worth it to grasp dem titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113494
>Smoking
Bad wolfu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113490
If I get waifu'd by an oni, my liver survives, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113494
They're great for hugging!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113508
>Anon walks up to a big, scary Wolf Girl thug.
>Smacks the cigarette she's smoking out of her mouth.
>"Bad Dog! Smoking is bad for you!"
>She just stares at him and doesn't know how to react.

[Anonymous No.]

>Work day ends

HA HA TIME FOR PAWPADS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113387
>She notices a new face in her bar on a slow day
>He asks for quite a spicy combo for a drink, which not many people ask for
>She's kind of intrigued as he just gulps three shots down as if it was nothing and still talk normally
>Asks him if he wants to try her homemade brew to see how far he can go
>Warns him that nobody has made it past the first shot in all her years of being a bartender
>He chugs the first one down like it's water
>Oni just stands there, waiting for him to drop, but he hever does
>"Hey, this tastes pretty good. Can I have a refill?"
>She hands him another, on the house
>He takes all of it just as easy as the first one
>thiscan'tbereal.jpg
>A few more shots later, she's all out of ingredients for her brew
>Everybody else already left the bar, as it's nearing closing time
>And this sucker just beat her challenge 4 times over
>As promised, she explains to him that he can do whatever he wants with her for the evening
>He puts his money on the counter to pay for his drinks and goes
>"Why don't you tell me one of those amazing war stories I've been hearing so much about?"
>Caught by surprise, she reluctantly agrees on it, picking one of her favorites
>Guy faceplants into the counter unconscious 5 words in

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113514
Considering the fact that alcohol in the MGE is mostly produced by Bacchus sects, I'd say your liver will be fine despite the fact you're getting shitfaced constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113553
I want to see more Hellhounds in casual clothes, or just more Hellhounds in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113499
That's the spirit, go forth for glory, and titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113569
>More Hellhound

Sure, I'll have it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113554
And then she nursed him through his hangover and they lived happily ever after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113508
KC needs to come up with some MGE tobacco

Instead of an aphrodisiac it should be some kind of relaxer, smoking it would calm you down and give you a cool attitude, but you'd be unable to defend yourself from rape

>Muscled dire Werewolf is smoking in a dark alley
>You walk up to her and give her a smug look
>She tells you to fuck off
>You forcefully remove her pants and put her against the wall
>Proceed to breed her violently

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113586
>Instead of an aphrodisiac it should be some kind of relaxer, smoking it would calm you down and give you a cool attitud
You mean weed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113586
>Instead of an aphrodisiac it should be some kind of relaxer, smoking it would calm you down and give you a cool attitude, but you'd be unable to defend yourself from rape
We already have cannabis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113583
>not tall and chesty musclegirl Hellhound to force you onto her lap and nibble at your hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113586
Wait anon what if you're the one who wants to be raped, not be the rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113596
>>15113598
What would monsterized weed do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113601
Then smoke it and parade yourself around with your dick hanging out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113607
Make you high.

What else would it fucking do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113601
Then you go blow smoke in her face when she is minding her own buisness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113073
Literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113547
As it should be, although if she does something back then it's on

>>15113571
Indeed.
It's all for the titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113614
Lawyer-kun I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113600
I want a short stack Hellhound that throws me over her shoulder and throws me around while she finds new ways to get my dick inside her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113553
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113600
>not small and flat hellhound to force onto her knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113622
Oh, I figured it was some random egomaniac writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113596
>>15113598
Think of it more like tobacco with improved upsides and no downsides

Weed has it's own different ups and downs, MGE weed would probably make you feel pure bliss at the cost of having a worse judgement making and a special kind of "munchies"

>Anon is at home feeling bored
>He hits some of his MGE weed stash
>Feels great and starts enjoying the Wonderland documentary on TV
>He decides that calling up his Alp friend is a good idea
>They end up high out of their mind and having sex while playing Morrowind

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112321
Well, I don't know the exact amount of time a dormouse takes. Let me look it up.
>~30 days
>Litters of 4 average
>Multiple litters a year
That's a lot of baby clothes to buy. At least it's not as much as a house mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113607
You would get so high that the smoe would mind-fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113657
Silent pls

I'm not letting him live that one down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113660
Smoke*
As you can see, the effects catch on very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113660
>Monster weed smoke elemental girl
Goddamn everything is monstergirls in this fucking world.

Swords are monstergirls, men can become monstergirls, what's next? OXYGEN MONSTERGIRLS?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113374

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113687
time to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113586
>Instead of an aphrodisiac it should be some kind of relaxer, smoking it would calm you down and give you a cool attitude, but you'd be unable to defend yourself from rape
Something like that exists. Its one of the demon realm herbs i think its called mellow love or something. Specifically mentions normally rabid monsters can calm down and talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113397
Nevermind her, what about the Wendigo beside her?

Then again, KC's guidebook says the unofficial age of MG consent is ten-ish, so them drinking may not be surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113694
You ever wonder what an ushi oni is thinking right before she rapes you? I kind of want to find out now.
Heck, I just want to know what she's thinking when she's relaxing at home.
And I want to play with her fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113629
>Not a pudgy hellhound that teases you into taking her so she doesn't have to do as much

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113698
I want to nibble her fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113689
I want to lift a Kobold up with a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113699
Oh nice.

>Does her best to act like any other Hellhound while you're around but you often catch her vegging out on the couch with a bag of potato chips resting on her criminally big puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113694
Found it, its called stoic love actually. Like all things its kinda centered around sex but i bet you could get the same affect out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113705
How big is "criminally"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113696
Ten is actually the maximal age for a monster girl to reach puberty

Actually that doesn't even matter since we have potions and spells to transform any monster into a loli

As for the drinking age there wouldn't be any limit since alcohol isn't dangerous, although I'd be surprised to see fathers let their daughter get drunk when they are still young

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a Lich and her minions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113710
Big enough that folks wonder if she'd had a run in with a milk man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113689
>tfw no Kobold pups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters mature sexually really fast
>if there ever word mixed human and mg schools then the 13 year olds would basically be going to school with pornstars and super models.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113705
Lovely.
Although it makes me want to tease her enough to chase me just for her to stop because her breasts keep bouncing too much due to the lack of a bra, along with her getting out of breath

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113710
Impress-the-neighbor-Holst tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113721
Christ, that' enough to make a Holst jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

How tough would it be to work in a restaurant in a MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113735
>tfw no older Holst neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113744
As an owner, chef or waiter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113744
Depends on where you're working
And where you're working within the restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113744
If you're married you'll be fine. If you're not you will be soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113753
"Desert" Chef

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113753
Waiter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113744
>Work at maid/butler cafe
>Kikimora staffers do all your share of the work out of instinct.

Pretty good.

>Work at greasy diner with long, narrow shape
>Rapid-fire ass slaps from customers whenever you need to walk from one end to another.

No one should have a sore ass in MGC except Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113742
They do.
Doesn't help that she grows bra-less and has a rear to match

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113717
So you're the kind of bastard who would steal a Skeleton's leg and tell her to come get it, and then laugh as she struggle to make her way to you?

>>15113732
Maybe, but I prefer to think that they'd look as young as humans, it's just that while the pure, innocent shotas still think "girls are icky" the loli monsters would already be having their first mating season
Mixed schools are a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113744
It's funny because there's actually works about this very thing.

SNAKE CLOACA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113759
Then expect flirting and tips stuffed down your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113765
>bra-less and has a rear to match

Dear god...that sounds beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113765
I'm jotting down big booty fat rack shortstack Hellhound for next month's commission.

And you can't fucking stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113730
>You will never have a Kobold so you can make your own pups
Goddammit, Kobold pups are superior to any other pup out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113772
At this point, /mgt/ hellhoundfags use her for just a generic wolfgirl archetype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113744
Shouldn't be too hard to work as a janitor, everybody would be gone by the time you arrive to clean up at the end of the day anyway.

No problemo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113770
Well, she does have a bit of pudge about her middle due to hall the snacks but she just wears extra large shirts to hide it.

>>15113772
Go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113766
Yes anon, I am that kind of person.

Although if she started to cry I'd rush over and reattach the leg, then take her to get some ice cream. I can't handle a innocent monster girl crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113786
That just sounds better. She sounds soft and cuddleable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113762
The kikimora that don't even work there still clean the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113772
I want to pick her up and take her home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113781
That kind of thing happens with any MG. I enjoy Hellhounds and others in their standard form but I also like variants. Variety is the spice of life Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113804
Frosthounds. Deathhounds. Bloodhounds.

The possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113810
RELEASE THE HOUNDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113766
>Mixed schools are a bad idea
I'm sure MGs would disagree. After all, why delay your daughteru getting her little husbando? Then they spend even more time together compared to if they met later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113810
I'm more into zapwolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113810
Frosthounds you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113797
She is but she likes to tease you by sitting close enough for her hips to touch yours or by resting that chest on you.

She's also a big snacker and lazes about so she's got quite a bit of padding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113820
she's pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113799
Clean workplaces are a miracle of the universe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113818
If I get a zapwolf, can I get her to join in with my subwoofer to make some loud noise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113810
What about Cutehounds?

Basically Pink and girly Hellhounds. Regular Hellhounds do not talk about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113825
I-is that why they always demand I finish with creampies, so it won't leave a mess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113824
Of course
THE QUIETNESS WOULD OFFEND ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113832
>The Ganguro of Hellhounds

My god...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113832
So... kobolds? Unless by girls you mean "air-headed dumb bimbo" girls, and not girly like little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

For how long have Hellhounds been the new Manticores now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113832
As in Hellhounds who're actually friendly to people instead of being rape machines? 10/10 would befriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113832
Are they flamboyant, wear coloroful, girlish outfits and have cute pet names for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113839
Either.
>>15113844
VERY friendly.
>>15113845
So many pet names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113855
>VERY friendly.
Just to be sure, how much friendliness are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113835
I would fuck her senseless and make a mess out of the place just after she finishes cleaning just to see what's her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113855
>So many pet names.
>'Anon-baby'
>'Nonikins'
>'Sugarmuffin'
>'Creampuff'
>'Sweetie'
>'Cutie wootie'
>'Cuddly buddly'
>'Husband'

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>>15113866
If you creampie her and make teh babbies, you will soon have enough workers to make all the mess you want and have it cleaned up instantly.

If you're into daughterus, you can have them take turns between getting rammed and cleaning during each others' sessions with mastah daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113873
>>'Husband'
Too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113873
Cutehound is going to make be barf, so sickeningly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113569
W-What about a hellhound in a pretty white summer dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113873
Don't forget 'Hubby Wubby'
There would be so many babies that she'd never lose the pregnancy weight.

[Anonymous No.]

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113890
SHE REQUIRES HEAD PATS. NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113873
>'Husband'
Oh woah woah, hold your horses now, where'd that one come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113890
Calm down, Coconut.
Goddamn is she adorable, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113859
Anon, we are talking "wuv" levels here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113890
Shut UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113908
Are they chocolate skinned to go with their pink hair/fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113908
>"wuv" levels
Anon, wuv level is risky! Far too risky to maintain a friendship bond in! Why didn't you tell me this earlier?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113890
Go into heat already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113919
Sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113890
is she hissing at penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113924

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113890
>>15113935

I've always wondered what MC's little sister thought of him, what with him being surrounded by cats he fucks all the time. Is he that world's equivalent of a crazy cat lady (guy?). Does his sister know he shags all the family pets, or is that normal over there so she doesn't care?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in a giving mood, so here is my collection


https://mega.nz/#!L4MxhbZL!-OnRF0roefJBQkl2y70Oxr0zIkN6wNi4InmhormLUxk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
Sure, I'll download 1 GB of mystery files with no explanation about what the files contain. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, is that the FBI parked outside? Why is Chris Hansen here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
>1 Gig of "Monster Girls"
Kay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113979
Anon are you skeptical of a fucking .zip archive file?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113979
Last time i try to be nice i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113984
>zip file archive
>from a 4chan anon
>1 GB
>Literally no explanation as to what's inside, besides a vague filename

Yes, I am sceptical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113984
>>15113996
being security conscious makes the Valkyrie antivirus happy and proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113984
In all fairness, if I were a troll, I'd just take a gig of scat porn or brony porn or some shit and rename it monster grills to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
>only 1 gig
step it up my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
>1.17GB
Reminds me that I should really organize my MG folder
But then again, it almost being 2GB is really not doing any favours to my procrastination

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113997
Okay Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
Don't download it's full of dolphingirl porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114004
>Shitting where you eat
You're not very bright, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114005
>15
>Count it: FIFTEEN GIGAPIXELS
Colour me jealous/amazed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113879
>Dicking the daughteru

ANON!

>>15113974
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114013
>Trolls can't be in this thread, because why would someone visit a thread they don't like!?

Clearly you're the one that's not too sharp here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114005
well you have me beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114021
>Causing chaos in a thread you visit for no reason
No, Anon. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a worst girl than dhampirs?
>want to be dicked by their fatheru instead of finding a lonely cuteboy
>are even as vanilla as you can get
>use NTR magic
>get literally triggered by femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114034
>He thinks if there's no logical reason to troll a thread, it will not get trolled

The old reverse troll. How devious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114039
Matangos?
Ropers?
Siths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114039
>Is there a worst girl than dhampirs?
So... they're like the Trump supporters of MGE?

>Only want to fuck in the same subrace.
>Plain, white vanilla as you can get
>Always going on and on about cuckolding
>Getting literally triggered by femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114040
I will not discuss this with you again Anon. Do as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114039
I like their desing. I would befriend one

[Anonymous No.]

spiders are the best at pedipalp leg-locks and love bites! They are also the best at getting embarrassed when you compliment them.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you grab a jinko by the tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114055
Nobody knows
and by nobody knows I mean nobody lives to tell the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114055
Do you want to take responsibility? Because that's how you're forced to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114055
Probably like real cats, if done by surprise, it would trigger an attack reflex.

To the hospital with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114058
>>15114061
Will she bring me flowers?
>>15114060
Sounds fine to me, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Would one be safe from monstergirls if you claimed to have a bomb on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
Well, there goes another gig into my MG folder
Jesus. I should really organize this one day

[Anonymous No.]

"The way to paradise is forward, not backward, Smith. That's why this place was called Zion, and not Eden."

People can change. It's not easy. But it's always an option.

Chapter 14 of A Serpent in Zion: Acheron.

https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/a-serpent-in-zion/ Full chapter format.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114110
Hi, /lit/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114053
Indeed, though I like the idea of making an arachne blush by telling her her eyes shine brighter than rubies. Another great way to make them blush is to run a hand down either their cheek or chitinous body, saying hoe smooth and warm it is. I want to date a shy cuddle bug arachne who enjoys nuzzling my face and chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
>All that lewd
>That I've not seen
>Including lewds of my favorite girls

Godamn Anon bless you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114123
>doubt.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114129
Doubt all you fucking want, just keep it to yourself if you can't handle downloading shit from 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114135
My, aren't we defensive?
Almost supiciously so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114142

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
Thanks senpai!

>>15114154
>Saving a thumbnail
I want that image so bad for my reaction pic collection, but I'm not using thumbnails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114160
its in the zip file, though that is the actual size sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114123
>Half of that lewd I've seen
>Other half is new
>All that brown in the folder itself
Ah, I feel bad for my MG folder. Slowly beginning the biggest image folder on my computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113820
Frosthounds are Objectively Shit: The Fake Monster Girl Sub-Type

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114173
The full version of the Cheshire doujin has been out for a long while, so someone could easily just make a larger variant of the macro from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113974
>Try to download
>"You've surpassed your maximum allowed bandwith on MEGA"
>"You've used 0 GB of bandwith in the past week though, but you're still locked out of it for 7 hours :^)"
Gee, thanks Kim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113955
Doesn't he fuck her too in the second game?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give out loans to monster girls!
I want to make those that fail to repay my loans instead pay me with their bodies....By pumping them full of lactation inducing drugs and hooking them up to a milking machine/dildo combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114222

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114235

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114235
Don't get ahead of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114039
Dhampirs are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114173
>>15114204
Well, I'm too lazy and too incompetent with Gimp/Photoshop to do anything.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114235
Yes, I'd even do it to a tanuki, although I may need to record a more 'hands on' approach to milking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114237
Don't bully the Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114245
>Gimp/Photoshop
Use the snip tool, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114254
But it's so fun to tease them with shekels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114237
>>15114254
>>15114266

No need to bully.

Just tell them that whenever they want to, they can -- for free -- suck the same valuable liquid out of you that the 1st Mamono National Sperm Bank will pay lucratively for.

Enjoy free perpetual blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114254
Absolutely bully the Tanuki

The only bullying that makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114281
Yeah but then they start 'investing' in you with potions to up your sperm count while they practice holding liquids until you eventually you wind up with tanukis sucking you until they are sporting bellies bloated with seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114236
>Wasted potential

There is no need to be upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114236
Wasted potential? On what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114286
DON'T

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114295
You speak as if this wasn't my plan fro the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

OL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114303
Some faggot had a character similar to the one in the picture go full fucking furry instead of just keeping it simple with /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114318
But then you end up with a few that go so far that they need their assistants to help them out when they are done!

Tanukis aren't know for moderation....Although you would be able to use one as much as she wanted should her help 'take a break'

I'm sure she wouldn't mind an extra helping or four

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114323
Haha wow what a fucking trainwreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114323
>/ss/
heh

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to over-hoard a dragon and fill her with jealousy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114339
Like literally one job: Werewolf nazi chick fucking a shota aryan kid. But no, the stupid faggot as I said did a furry transformation because "reasons" and then scuttled off to TFT like fucking Smeagol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114350
>Anon becomes (well, probably already is) shut-in hikkimorri NEET slob.
>Becomes "hoarder" to attract dragon
>Trash everywhere
>Ends up having his apartment infested with Beelzebubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114353
>Waaah. Someone ruined Nazis as a sexual fetish for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114323
>>15114353
I smell a degree of self-deprecation here.
There's nothing stopping you from retrying the Schwarzenwulf /ss/ thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114372
It's always too late for shitmongers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114353
>ss
Why are you so upset? It was shit from the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114318
You truly are an entrepreneur, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see an OL Polt.
More OL monstergirls too, like a pencil-pusher salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114442
>I want to see an OL Polt.
I think less drew one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114428
But of course! I get to pound coon poon and facefuck her as much as I want, and she's made my loads so thick, virile, and seeping with mana that they're worth more than gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>Writing script to reorganize MG files
>On a Friday night

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114457
Just watch out.
She may want it all to herself and ride you till even you've run dry.

What will you do with a cum bloated tanuki beside you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114266
Tanuki are for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Btw 1gig Anon you have a lot of dupes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114607
Wrong, they are for cumflating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114615
in the late night folder? yeah i know, Ive been meaning to fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114607
Indeed, but also their for scratching their cute ears and giving head pats to when they least expect it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114622
I'm currently skimming through your MG gallery directory to cherrypick and finding some dupes as I go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114607
Has anybody done a christmas cake office working tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>Make reaction images folder
>It's just a Cheshire folder

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114616
I need me a tanuki then

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114678
I'd call that a bit of a sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114700
What do you mean Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114235
>>15114237
>>15114266
Man kid tanukis must be really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114768
Instead of stealing a cookie off the cookie jar they'll take the entire thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114827
>implying they won't demand weekly interest on the jar of cookies in exchange for not eating them
>implying they won't skim off the top subtly, such that they'll receive the second jar while occasionally enjoying cookies from the first jar
They're crafty, these tanukids! They'll grow into wonderful wives.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember. Do it for her. Even if you are terrible at MSPaint and have no photoshop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114888
>Liking Baphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114888

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114906
I love the idea of dale as a paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbv_-Z_Ia-8

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114919
>I'm telling you the Order has been infiltrated by monsters, Hank. Why else would they say it's okay to fuck your dog if it turns furry?
>Dale, that's asanine
>You see the way yours has been pawing at Bobby lately?
>Not Ladybird!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114937

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114047
try keep the /pol/-speak out of here, friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114937
>Implying ladybird isn't an elderly, deaf kobold

Actually, I don't know which would be funnier.

>Bobby doesn't want to sell alchemy and alchemist potions like Hank and instead wants to be a bard.
>Dale is a bumbling, junior inquisitor who sees corruption everywhere but doesn't have the power to enforce it...along with everyone thinking he's crazy.
>Bill is a retired paladin that cuts hair and is so depressing that no monster girl has noticed him
>Boomhaur is a hero that's rolling in all kinds of pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114973
>alchemy and alchemist potions

>not pyromancies and pyromancy accessories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107307
What happened to Chyna was genuinely tragic. Screwed financially, forced into doing porn to not starve, then barred from wrestling because she'd done porn. Seriously fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115004
Ok, that's far better.


The real question is how we keep Peggy frustratingly irritating.

Would she remain a teacher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115010
Maybe she'd be a Holst pretending to be a Hakutaku? That doesn't quite fit though because Holsts don't have MASSIVE feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl waifu is best for:

>Cuddling on the couch.
>Watching Kimmy Schmidt.
>Talking shit about a certain character introduced in a later episode, and whether he or she deserves a smack in the mouth with a tire iron for irredeemable fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114973
>Hank's dad is a legendary paladin of the old war
>Dale practically worships him of course
>"My names Cotton Hill! I killed fiddy mamono!"
>It's a dirty lie
>Monster's know him for legendarily fucking fifty girls
>At once
>He lost his legs because they gave out
>Remember that japanese brother Hank had?
>Try 50+ sisters
>They all learn at the same time that they have a pubescent nephew
>And that he wants to be a bard

Oh lawdy here we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115017
I dunno, it's hard to meet a holst that's so full of herself like that.

Maybe she stays human and is a substitute professor or something at the local academy.

>>15115020
>Cotton hears that the emperor of Zippydo land is getting an apology from an order king over a war Cotton fought in.
>They bring him over to accept the apology, which he takes as the opportunity to get another one up on the emperor.
>Turns out that Cotton put it in everything from Tanukis and maid slimes to a Ryu shrines entire hibi force and the ryu in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114845
>Take Tanuki daughteru to see The Big Short.
>Regret it for the rest of your life.
>Or you would have, if not for the fact that you married one.
>If there's one thing that turns a Tanuki on, it's a person with both the aptitude and desire to learn financial trickery.
>Assuming that person is legally the same entity as them, hence marriage.
>TFW going back and forth with regulations over eating cookies before dinner gives your daughter an interest in finance, and she grows up to earn a Masters in Economics before starting a VC firm.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been gone since the Corrupt Sword was revealed. What have I missed?

[Anonymous No.]

Yanderes are perfect specimens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115052
Lawyer-kun doing a giant mural of various MGs at a tavern in various bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115063
Well, she's the perfect specimen for me to see how big does titties can get before even a dragon can't move them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115051
When she's 12, she'll argue that you hold the cookies on constructive trust for her, or that in the alternative, that she has a floating charge over assorted sweets that crystallizes on default of her rights to allowance.

She's such a smart child, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115066
Isn't that this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115074
I know some of those words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115079
Yeah, that lawyer-kun's art.

[Anonymous No.]

So what MGE Monster Girl has the most art?

[Anonymous No.]

You see this nice girl?

She'll call you out on being a wussy drinker down at the MGC Bar.

And what are you going to do about it? Let that stand or challenge her to a drinking contest of some sort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
I'll do what I always do, give her a flat stare and the go back to drinking alone.

because it's one in the morning

And the shits I give are less than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
>Challenging a creature -- that likely has six time your body weight, mostly composed of pure muscle -- to any sort of competition.

Unless it's riding a bike, I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115089
Lamia probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
Buy a bunch of drinks and throw them at her.

Fighting cute girls is one of the best ways to spend the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115074
>Daughteru gets bullied.
>School refuses to do anything.
>Bankrupts the school through double scheduling certain classes in retaliation.
>You and waifu laughing maniacally in your meeting with the Order principal, who alternates between angry yelling and begging you to make her stop.
>Implies she deserved being beaten half to death by a gang of Onis, because she probably tricked them or something.
>Says "her kind" are tricky like that.
>New financial crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
Now what would I be doing at a bar when I could be much happier at home alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
But I don't drink

In fact I don't know how I even got in the bar

I'm scared, I want to go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115084
God damn I love his wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115101
Truly, Tanukis are best waifus and daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
But I don't drink, I'm only here to be a designated driver for my friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
I'll challenge her to a jumping up the stairs sideways competition.

I ride on her back for the rest of the night if she loses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115094
Is she really calling me out?
I'll have her know she's absolutely right and not even bother to go challenge her while I go about my business finding baphos to headpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115096
Smart anon very smart. A Horse Pussy could drink nearly anyone under the table.

She learned all her unsavory man bedding moves from her crafty Aunt.

Tricks of the trade so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115130
Goodness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115130
>>15115131
>ass fangs
This is gonna be a thick Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115137
Wocks are naturally thick.

A well served wock who lives a sedentary lifestyle can reach impressive sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115139
Wocks can't get too thick, it's not good for them

Take your Wock out of her room for a walk once a day, even if she whines and begs you not to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115144
Well, there's a reason why wocks have such high libidos.

Still, a wock that doesn't regularly get exercise, one way or the other, can start to experience difficulties that will only be compounded upon unless action is taken .

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115153
Can high libidos really count as an exercise plan? It seems to have questionable results.

Look at this pudgy Hellhound for example
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgUjjVyVIAAJybH.jpg:orig

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115164
It does for wocks.
Even hellhounds have less of a libido than them.

Luckily, much of their early gains will go to their chest and rear, giving them the 'wocks' needed to attract a man.

Still, even that can turn sour if she goes too long, the former eating up her line of sight while the latter requires new pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112675
Is that Sindragosa in the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115164
Depends on what their taste is like. Getting gently cuddlefucked through the night won't burn any calories, but a rough riding and griding session where the guy tries to run away or gets thrown around absolutely will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115189
My guess?
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115172
You mean if you deny a Wock sex for long enough she'll get a rack like >>15108053

This seems like an interesting idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115191
Exactly.
Too much of the former prevents noticeable burns.


>>15115195
It is but if you let it go for too long than her rack becomes unmanageable, her rear starts eating up seats, and her middle gets soft.

Some wocks actually run into trouble if they go for too long without it.

The NEETs in particular are prone to having to put out ads for a 'fuck buddy' for a week or two, if only so they can some hitting the keyboard with their chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115208
>The NEETs in particular are prone to having to put out ads for a 'fuck buddy' for a week or two, if only so they can some hitting the keyboard with their chest.
I want to become a young NEETwock's first and last fuckbuddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115213
Better be careful, they can get quite big and more than a few want to be 'on top'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115208
>The NEETs in particular are prone to having to put out ads for a 'fuck buddy' for a week or two, if only so they can some hitting the keyboard with their chest.
I want to become an old NEETwock's first and last fuckbuddy! Except I'll keep putting off sex with her for later, to see how long I can deny her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115216
I'm okay with a cute tomoko-wock breaking me as long as she gives me a lap pillow while she games afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

What does a Wendigo do with her cloak during spring and summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115226
Where she lives it's always snow though, she doesn't get seasons, only "mild snow", "heavy snow", and "awawawawa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115226
Turns it back into a human and holds hands with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115217
Be careful, old NEET wocks can get big quite quickly, and successful evasion may see her get to the point where she trips due to her 'assets'

She may pin you when you sleep so she can work it off lest the worse come to pass

>>15115221
She would, just expect regular sessions to keep her figure trim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115234
>She may pin you when you sleep so she can work it off lest the worse come to pass
She would fuck a human boy while he's asleep? What a sick old pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115238
She's just thinking about her health Anon.
Wocks may be naturally strong but even they have their limits.
You wouldn't want her to just be stuck in bed all day, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115234
>She would, just expect regular sessions to keep her figure trim.
I want to be ridden by a flat, landy NEETwock with ruffled hair all day while she games and whitposts on /hbg/! She can lean down for a hug every time someone calls her a Monoeye online!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go into the THICK Wonderland and bully all the thick Wonderland girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115246
You must really be spoiling her with those kinds of things if she's flat.

>>15115251
Please don't, they'll just sit on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115258
Even from down here, bully!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115258
Her narrow hips and flat butt must be calloused from all the grinding on me by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115052
Alp meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113735

That character is actually a shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115264
that's lewd, flat tomoko-esque monster girls are underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115261
I don't see how you can.
Not to mention some of them are awfully thick.
especially the alices, all they do is eat sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115284
I want a cute chubby Alice imouto to spoil with sweets, candy, and hugs.

And nothing lewd, she's purely for making the older sister jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115291
Just don't spoil her too much.
Beach day may be embarrassing if her cute swimsuit can't contain her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115281
She can keep it up all day without ahegao'ing me because she has no technique and just grinds back and forth on me. She's like sex-autistic or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Wonderland Girls the best?

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/s/b14ed57c14/926979-15
>Lich deflowering
When you think about it, Liches are the top shut-in's, aren't they? I want to be an adventurer and break into an ancient Lich' dungeon and molest hell all over until her kuu breaks and then put it in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115362
>lolis

[Anonymous No.]

Cursed Swords are pretty rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115362

Is that space dandy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115425
That was my first thought too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115422
If you like pain, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115430
I thought weapons made of Demon Realm Silver didn't leave wounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115443
>leave wounds
>painful
You can have one without the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115454

[Anonymous No.]

KC's charging his laser again. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115334
Poor Alice, she can only keep up the whole 'innocent little girl' act for so long when Anon is so lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115474
I want to make a soul pact with a mayadere cursed sword to save my kingdom!

[Anonymous No.]

Are all Alices named Alice? I feel like it'd be weird if one were named anything different.

[snib No.]

This one was silly, but it was a fun silly.

Have a goodnight /mgt/!

Next poll tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115474

Hugging her would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115566
Spoopy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115594
I'm a big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115588
It'd be more awkward with twins.

Personally I'd just call them Alice 1 and Alice 2.

But Alice 2 would be in no way inferior to Alice 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115594
She is a big sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115599
>>15115602
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115600
What about Liquid Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115615
Ocelot Alice, six spadetails, enough to seduce anything that moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115600
Then you'd have to call them Alice 1, Alice A, Alice Alpha, and Alice Gold for it to truly be equal.

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIg16Q930g

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115617
I was thinking more of the lines of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CgdW15iLNk

Sorry in advance for the terrible video quality.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the cute boy mascot of the gyaru smug squad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115628
>Gyaru smug squad.

God help us if someone does a gyaru re-color of the smug squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115613
What MG would be the best Bane? Kunoichi? Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115594
Hugging her would make you orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115634
I need it.

And stories featuring all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be drank under the table by a fish lady at MGC Bar
>She'll never say you were out of your league
>With the biggest shit eating grin ever mustered
>Then tossed into the harbor and raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115638
A big strong Minotaur in a mask who breaks BatAnon's penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115628
Every monster is improved as a gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15112464
Depends on whether or not continuity of consciousness is a thing or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115130
>>15115131

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115656
Even Monoeyes and Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a shrine keeper, shame she only is in 1 episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115681
I want to dick taco those big nerd ears and cum all over her glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

How odd.

It appears as if there's a new MG inbound...but the tweet is odd. I throw it into GT and I get
>Cross this time ... that reservoir the force is likely to come race that unusual.
Which I can see as meaning one of two things. One, it might not come tonight...or two, the girl is something well and truly different.

Prepare for disappointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115687
Third Sith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115678
Even them.

Gyarus or goths either works. Especially if their species archetype is the opposite. Like a Goth Titania or a Gyaru Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115681
She has huge ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115694
Rule of Two, anon. Rule of Two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115697
>Gyaru Abomination
Are you ready for pierced tentacle blowjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to fox village shrine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115719
I hope they have a gift shop

[Anonymous No.]

Someone mention the Fox empire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115725
Tes they do, you can buy little fox goddess figures and the shrine playset ..



Don't forget to visit the little kitsune cafe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115131
Jabberfag must be creaming his pants now
Doujin release date at next C?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115735
>yfw the figures are miniturized Kitsunes
>They go full form after you bring them home and rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115592
Damn that's a swolebold. Was expecting her to be wearing an upside down dog cone as a helmet, with her bowl and bone as weapons or something though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115735
Somehow, a kitsune in a chinese dress feels... wrong.
But I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115769
>>yfw the figures are miniturized Kitsunes
>>They go full form after you bring them home and rape you
>full form
Ruined it. I wanted a minifox to play with and koonago me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115817
I'd be okay with them slowly growing bigger as I cum on/in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115592
>Kobold Vs Spookies
The innocence has long left her face. That Kobold has seen some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>クロスは力をためている・・・　今回は一風変わった種族が来そうです。
>Cross this time ... that reservoir the force is likely to come race that unusual.
So are we getting a new girl or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115966
>It seems like this time there's a bit weird sort of species coming.
Sounds like we are, but it's something that will make the thread mad as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115976
Oh boy I can't wait for the furry alp with a dick.

Seriously though, it has to be something really weird because he didn't even give that warning for mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115981
Lets not create a panic. I'm sure it's just one of those wonderland girls people have been wanting, another follower of the old gods, or maybe something like automations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115966
Are we getting Monster girls...from the future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115990
I've got my fingers crossed for an Abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night...er...Morning anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider how your waifu would drag you to bed Because it is 6am and I haven't slept.
Darn Battlefleet Gothic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116010
>A sleepy dormouse tugging at my arm to try and make me go to bed
My heart can't take it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116015
Would you carry her back while she gets comfy in your arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116015
>Dormouse waifu falling asleep onto your lap when you keep NEET'ing it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116010
>PRESS DA BIG RED BUTTOM BOZZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116018
Like a princess.
>>15116020
Are you trying to kill me man?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116002
The first line is just the "Cross is gathering his strenght" he always starts with. Google translate is just fucking up the sentence border somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116010
>Oomukade wrapping her tail around your arm and dragging you off to bed to be used as a daki
I need this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116021
Orks is da biggest and da strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116029
Would you a fem!Warboss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116029
... Porkz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116032
>Me iz boss 'coz me da biggest and tightest!
>death grip pussy with massive breasts and ass and onahole abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116032
So hard that they'd call me Cunt Crusha.
Although I would need to make sure no one says it around the kids.

>>15116033
Nah, these are the green skinned, 'ard girls, not the pink piggy ones.
Both are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116036
....
Imma pat her head

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/6FPZugf.jpg

That's it, the guy's some sort of wizard. He can even make humpty egg look appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116036
eep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116051
Only if you forget that it's a fetus that self-aborted for your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116036
I don't think I would survive it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116044
Her pussy is going to tighten even more anon. Do you think you can take it without bursting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116036
>and tightest!
>Orc warbosses fighting by getting a double-ended dildo and the one who can use it like a strapon by holding it still with her pubic muscles wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116055
The enemies of man are not gentle my good anon.
The savage Orks plunder what they can I'm great tides while the enigmatic eldar are just as likely to save some men as they are to snatch them up, their dark Kin taking captives to a city of darker delights.

The ravenous, insectoid tryanids breed better creations to milk men every day and the ancient and terrible necrons have returned to drag husbands back into their hidden tombs.

Even the tau have gotten in on it, convincing families and me to join their worlds by the thousands with promises of peace, AI-fus, and blue berries.

The worst though are those that have fallen to chaos.

The warriors of khorne who seek strong husbands to make a new generation with their muscle laden bodies to nurgles 'softer' women who will infect you with their feverish love, caring for their husbands in sickeningly sweet ways.

Slaanesh is obvious with the unspeakably beautiful, and skilled, demonettes who can help their husbands enjoy all the fetishes they never knew they had.


Lastly, there are the insidious, and paranoid, demons of tzeentch, their heads packed full of arcane knowledge the can use on their precious subjects...men acquired through romantic plots so complex that no spreadsheet could hold them...

The Galaxy is a big, rapey place Anon.
Its why I joined the guard.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be captured by a drunken Christmas Cake Hellhound sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116058
We're going to find out!

>>15116063
Such a crude yet fascinating species

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116083
>not wanting to breed with delicious Necron waifus
http://i.imgur.com/mRElvYU.jpg
Imgur because I don't want to waste images and am lazy to delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116084
>Dr.P
Unf. Love his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116084
Christmas Cakes are cute.
>>15116083
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116094
I'd go through the various girls and their benefits,like wraiths phasing through walls to hug you by surprise, but it's 7am and I'm still not asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116090
Anon... With all those dildofight wins under her belt, she's going to have some twisted ideas about sex. She's going to death grip you so hard you can't come and then pound herself into you like she's trying to defeat you. You'll cry in agony and beg her to let you come but she'll be in a fury and just keep on raping you until you stop moving. That's when she thinks you're down for the count and loosens enough to let hours worth of warm cum flood inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116105
Take a flash light, a tshirt, and pray that one of those 'lictors' don't nab you.
They are very good with their mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116116
Can I get a big strong Warboss to protect me? Or a Tsundere Eldar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116120
Probably going to get snatched up by a flying hive tyrant and get wing hugs while she watches the battle unfold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115687
He called her an "unusual species". So probably not anything triggering, just... very odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116239
FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115681
Those scrawny strips of fur are injustice to the glory of the real tails.

Nameless priestess was god tier fox. Smugly belittling humans and begging the safety of her people from them in the same scene.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
>Cotton Ghost
How boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
>Monochrome colour scheme
Now this is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Spookybutt. Also looks like bedfucker anon is getting his wish after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116272
So is she a blanket girl or a linen girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Is that a naked apron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Eh, that's pretty... blank. At least no shitstorms I guess.
>implying I don't enjoy 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Ittan-momen
Ittan-momen family
Magic Material type
Habitat: Zipangu
Temper: Whimsical, poor at expressing emotions
Food: Human men's spirit energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Huh. More spookies are always nice, but she looks bland after we got Cured Sword..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116282
>Ittan-momen family
Whole textile family incoming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
So the actual youkai wraps around people's faces to smother them.
Does that mean the monstergirl floats over and forces you into cunnilingus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116291
More like she wraps her arms around you and forces your face into her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116291
FORCED HUGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116282
Strange monsters with a body of cotton that inhabit the Zipangu region. They mainly appear at dusk, fluttering about in the sky. Whether they do so to look out for human males, or if they fly around for some other purpose, is unknown. When they fly by a man who strikes their fancy, they will wind their body of cloth around him, and attempt to rape him.
While her body only appears to be thin cloth at a first glance, but in fact the cloth is wrapped around something, and sticks to it, and reveals the curves of a woman's body. While there shouldn't be anything on the other side, when you touch the cloth it will indeed feel like there is soft, female flesh underneath. In essence, using magic, they reproduced the elasticity and feel of a woman's body, and its mass, using their cloth body, moving and winding the cloth into a human-like shape. For this reason, her sensory organs are present within the cloth, which is her actual body. There isn't really a difference in sensitivity and such between a human woman's body, and the corresponding spots on their body. Their vagina, mouth, chest, ass, face and hair, armpit, even their bellybutton are both erogenous, and act as organs to obtain a man's semen.

(cont)

Basically, this girl is a bit "freaky" and odd in that she doesn't have a solid body at all, and no actual skin to speak of, it's all just cloth given "volume" through magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
I'll wait till the translation to decide how I feel about this thing, I have no idea how it'd work.
But for now I need to sleep, it's 5am again and I've lost control of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
>Can see the vag dripping through the translucent leg
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116311
Zipangu just got a bit scarier.
The terror of youkai made manifest.
Imagine for a moment that you're a young single man traveling through Zipangu, and you notice a sheet of cloth flapping along on the evening breeze.
As you continue to watch it, you realize that it's too heavy a cut to be flying on such little wind.
And then, too late, you realize that it's coming towards you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116311
So the monster is the cloth and it has human like bait to draw people in? That's pretty cool, been a while since we've had a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116311
Around the man they choose as their husband, they will often seek to cuddle him, and caress his body with their exquisite feeling cloth. When touched by their body, different from both regular old cloth and human skin, which is soft and smooth, yet with a special texture, the resulting sensations are rather unique, and quite pleasurable. Where a normal human woman's vagina would be, they have something almost like it. When a man inserts his penis into the wrinkled, triangular spot around there, even though it's covered in cloth, her vagina will be warm and wet, and his penis will sink into her damp cloth. The cloth will change its shape to fit the man's penis, and as she shakes her hips on top of the man, the double pleasure of her cloth vagina, and her body caressing his, will undoubtedly make him climax quickly, soiling her cloth with his semen.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116311
>even their bellybutton are both erogenous, and act as organs to obtain a man's semen.
YES
E
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116336
>cloth onahole pussy
This sure is something else. He wasn't kidding with that "weird stuff coming up" post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116311
>>15116322
>Invisible godmoding ghost
Gee whiz Zipangu slow the fuck down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
SPOOPY

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116336
>cloth pussy
This one really was made for the bed fucker wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>wearing an ittan-momen as a fundoshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116341
Can't slow, won't slow.
Zipangu isn't at peace if it ends a night with men not womb-deep in fox pussy or wearing pants made of their sentient cotton waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116340
>>15116353
So is she intanglible from the other side? Would you lay her on top of another girl and use her as a condom? If so, who'd get the semen? Could you use her to cunttease other girls by pretending to fuck them but actually giving it to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116355
>Riding a bike to work
>Ittan-momen flies into your face
>Can't take it off
>Fly off a cliff
Thanks a lot, KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116360
To be fair, this is why everyone in Touhou Project who isn't a candidate for early season DBZ character stays home.
Youkai and fairies are troublesome threats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116084
Is it only me or google image search is broken? It can't find shit and just says "probably cartoon"
Do you have any results on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116336
>>15116336
As their entire body is cloth, they can easily and efficiently absorb semen and spirit energy no matter where it may end up on them. For that reason, whether they may be happily sleeping with their cloth body wound around their husband, or just swaying in the wind with only the end of her cloth tied to him, they will form the free parts into a woman's body, and have intercourse with him many times. Even if they may look nonthreatening, they're indeed some of the fiercest yokai.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116360
I'm pretty sure she can parachute you safely to the ground anyway. Though she will rape you mid-flight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116378
I will ignore your apparent illiteracy in relation to the associated comment and spoonfeed you this once.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/680417/4c286c8af8/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116383
She can't parachute me if she's raping me, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116380
>Even if they may look nonthreatening, they're indeed some of the fiercest yokai.
Blanket Girl apocalypse ahoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116391
She can in mamono-land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116391
She's grabbing you by the dick while parachuting with the rest of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116390
Nah, I found it with other search engine
Do you have any results in google images with that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116397
This sounds awfully dangerous. I don't want to have my dick ripped off my body due to weigh and gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLDkbzIO8KA
I am not OK with this.
Zipangu please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116380
Oops, I can't make out exactly what this last paragraph says, but it's just some fluff about them making their bodies out of different amounts of cloth, and them talking about having their bodies completely soaked with semen. But at least I got the important parts.

So yeah, clothpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116398
Yeah, I do. Just clicking the little arrow on 4chan gave me a google search with matching pages on hitomi and hentairules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107307

Wh-wha? China? Like...like, the whole thing? Everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

Do ya? Do ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116455
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116446
>Implying you wouldn't be ecstatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116455
Is that thing some new breed of mutant monoeye?
I have no interest in such a low quality MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115592
>musclegirl Kobold with rad gauntlets
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116051
I wish he gave her huge fucking tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
I thought this was pixiv art due to the monochromatic colorscheme, but this is the new girl?
Eh, she might be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Horror story where an urbex asshole gets chased around an abandoned alysum by an I-M straightjacket
>A guy's house has been infiltrated by a yan I-M who flips out when he brings a female friend over and rapes him brutally At least his constant wet dreams get explained
There's some potential to this thing, but it's just not as cool as the last girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115592
10/10 would fight alongside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116546
Not entirely monochrome though. Her cheeks and ass are blushing. Too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116567
>straightjacket I-M
I want to see art of this.

Though, I also desire to see her with big titties and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Can ghost girls rape you if you're a ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116575
Wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116574
Wouldn't that be a bed I-M?

Queen sized are himederes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116575
Yes.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Will-o-the-Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116575
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a work in progress, far from done. I did say I was going to do this. And I did plan for a lewd (consensual rape in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation) version but since this is a blue board I just added the bloomers on the last minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116574
>with big titties and ass.
>Straightjacket with the chest burst wide open and the hem hanging wide over "her" imaginary massive hips
>She catches up to him and hugs his face into her bust
>It goes into the hole and freaks him the fuck out
>Soft titty feeling on his brow and cheeks with just a void on his nose
>Lewd sackcloth navelpussy grinds onto his unwilling dick

This is going somewhere. She'd have to be massive or doing some kiddy dare /ss/ shit for the logistics to work, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116605
I guess the head and torso don't look bad, but the legs just ...connect to the bottom of her stomach?
I'm not great with anatomy, but I know this looks wrong. It has a disjointed, truncated appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116615
>It has a disjointed, truncated appearance.
There's no z-axis structure. The face and torso don't look as bad because they're head-on, but the legs are supposed to extrude towards the viewer but just plain don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
This the new girl? Almost doesn't look like MGE.

I'm going to call her Kiriha and she will be ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116615
>>15116619
Yeah, you guys are right.

I'll set it aside for a day then redo the bottom torso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116605
Coming along decently.
>>15116610
I want that yan straightjacket ass on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU NEED JUST ENOUGH OF THAT STICKY STUFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
>303
>300-Series
Book 3 Confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

Ah hellhounds, I know them well: this particular one is of the genus "Tumblrdae." Not nearly as sought after as their cousins.

[Anonymous No.]

>The curse of the angry Sheepgirl spirits still didn't wear off
Somebody kill me. Living is far too exhausting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116359
>So is she intanglible from the other side?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116639
Have a fixed version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Is it just me or does something look off? Is this KC's art?

Also, he didn't post her on Enty.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no Satan-chan/Diablo-sama stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116667
He posted it on his site and twitter so yes it's him.

It just looks different since it's more monochrome than his usual work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116667
Well, he mentioned on twitter that next girl will be very unusual

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116662
even with plastic surgery, those tumblr genes remain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116662

Y'know, everybody should use 4chanX, this way we could even post monstergirl-related images and delete them right after, since people would still be able to see and save the pictures with 4chanX.

Just imagine ending a 4000+ post thread with images to spare.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Ittan Momen be afraid of Moth girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Saturday Anon. Why don't you get comfy with your favorite MG for a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116728
Depends on whether or not MGE moths eat cloth.
>>15116770
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116770
>Update
Sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116770
I can't. I have to study.

[Anonymous No.]

Things you do not want to hear without context when you enter a monstergirl's home or room

>It was going fine until his head got stuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116815
>When your Lich waifu didn't tell you she put knot potion in your drink before she started fucking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Nice butt, I'm touching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
Eyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116770
Because Irithyll Dungeon is fucking getting on my nerves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116815
>Humans can live with just one, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
Don't look at me like that, I had to wipe it on something

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
damn you work fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
I want to see more of that big ghost butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116770
No can do. Gotta study for final exams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
Nice. Forced cunnilingus when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
>Eyy
AAAAYYYYYYY!!
Nice ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone gotten the true end yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Big muscle girls who are insecure about their lack of traditional femininity are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116894
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
WOO WOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116842
Pretty thick for a cloth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116885
How do I save Seiko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116894
>>15116899
Best for forcing into frilly dresses, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15114665
ThunderBrother
Falling Leaves

[Anonymous No.]

コンセプトは【白一色】【布だけの身体】【裸エプロン】【布越しのエロさ】

ジパングからひらひらの布の身体を持つ妖怪、「一反木綿」
元ネタは10メートルくらいの木綿がひらひら飛んできて、突然首を絞めてくる的な妖怪で、
人によっては「ゲゲゲの鬼太郎」に出てくるモノの印象が強いかもしれません。

一反木綿を擬人化する場合、身体に巻き付けて和風ミイラにしたり、羽衣の様に纏ったり、という方法もありますが、
そういったデザインは他の種族に使えそうなので、一反木綿独特のデザインと習性を・・・！
と、考えた結果、こういった布の身体と見えない女体！　という魔物娘になりました！
女性の姿になっていますが、ぱっと見て、一反木綿っぽい！と思って頂けるデザインになったのではないかと自負しております。
ピコンと思いついたモノをアイデアラフに書き留めたので、デザインに関しては、あまり悩む事もなく一発で固まりました。
次の問題は、右のポーズか、左のポーズか・・・！
前を向いていると、身体のライン、特に股間部を表現できるのですが、
布一枚である！という事を強調するために、裏側がやや見える右のポーズになりました。

習性に関しても、一反木綿っぽく、布の身体を生かしたモノを考えてみました。
サバト理論では、身体が小さいとお兄ちゃんにシたり出して貰った時に、
大きい身体と比べて相対的に、自分の身体をしめる”お兄ちゃん成分”の比率が高くなるのだ…！　という事で、
染み込みやすく、体積の少ない彼女達の身体はすぐに夫一色に染まる事ができるらしいです。

そんな感じで完成！
ラフから完成まであまり変わってません。
ただ、作業中はもっと黄色系統の白で布っぽさを強調したカラーリングだったのですが、
完成間近に、綺麗な透き通るイメージを重視した、青系統の白に変更となりました。

全体的に裸エプロンの様なスタイルで、布やリボンなどで身体のラインを表現しています。
太股のひもは、ニーソの食い込みっぽいものを作るために巻かれています。
かすかにですが、ニーソっぽく見える様に、ひもより下は透明度が若干低くなっています。
後、地味にお尻あたりから何か液体が滴っていたり……

髪型は純和風っぽいシンプルな髪型で、髪先を布や紙に見える様にしています。
腕が四角い布の集合体になっているのは、布を巻いて疑似女体を作っている途中、といったイメージと、
かつ、なんとなく細かく四角いそれが集合するのは、凄く和風っぽく見える気がする…！　といった感じです。

[Anonymous No.]

Delinquents that are actually motherly and modest and just want someone to love them.

Hellhounds.
Werewolves.
Jinkos.
Lizardmen.
Salamanders.
Onis.

Take them under your figurative wing and make them moms, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116964
In English, kind sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116972
Yeah sure Anon I'll just put it through my magic english translating machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116968
will do anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116899
>>15116894
>>15116911
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116894
>>15116899
>>15116911
>>15116977
The bigger they are the cuter they are in really girly clothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116885
Where's this from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116968
When it comes to school skirts Long is ALWAYS better than Short. We can all agree on this, right? Especially if they wear pantyhose too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116968
I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116968
Perfect for anyone w`ho grew up with a lust for Sailor Jupiter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15107837
Thicc*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116992
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116987
Beta demo for a VN being worked on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117000
Sorry, I can't love them, Anon. I can't even love myself. Anger is the only thing I can express anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>He can smell faggotry like a Bloodhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116999
Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117012
They'd want to heal you if you showed even a bit of interest.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117023
Hey there titty kitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117021
Why are Holsts such semen demons? fapping to them always leaves me dry as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117022
I would if I weren't too tired for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117048
Busty milky cowgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy wolf girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117089
The best, I want to force one to eat Black Licorice while they yell at me and express their disbelief that I actually like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sleeping peacefully after a staying up too late
>On call service for work calls me again despite it not being my week.

It's times like this I wish that I had an MG to lift with.
One that could take away my fury

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117048
Milking, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117089
The best friends.

The cutest wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117099
I want to sexually bully a wolf girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117101
How would a MG deal with a furious Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117110
No idea but I think some of the lolis would try head pats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117110
Call him mushy names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117111
>A wolfgirl will never beg you to get on top of her and pump her so full she can feel her insides sloshing around for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117128
...uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117132
Going to keep going.
He's barely made a dent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117111
I love this comic. Not for the lewdness, but for how she's reacting to the teasing. I wonder how long I could do this to a wolfgirl in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117132
That Hellhound loli is pretty bottom heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117140
Yep.
Going to have some prime real estate when she grows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117148
Could even hotdog the hot dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
It took me a good three minutes to realize this is a new girl and not fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117140
Maybe she's not a loli, maybe she's just petite.
From the waist up, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117132
You gonna get puppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117188
I WANT THAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117111
>>15117089
I want to rub a werewolf's flat chest from behind while I twerk her stiff nipples and bight her ear, all while she's growling at me and threatening to kill me for daring to do something so embarrassing.

[snib No.]

Ok dudes trying out a different site, this time with rankings.

http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/qoejnm/whats-next-snib

Pls rank pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117128
>>15117111
>Spring time rolls around, all the Wolfus and Wans at school are in their estrus
>Bunch of students don't even try to hide the fact that they're bumping uglies after class or even during class
>Hell, the school is giving out free condoms because it's 'the springtime of youth', no pun intended
>It takes all of your best friend's self control to not present herself to you when she catches you ogling at her when she bends over in the hallway
>She's so soaked to the bone down there that you're beginning to wonder where the moist ends and the fabric begins
>Get a genius plan, meet up with her after gym class
>Put her in one of your shirts, her tail starts going ballistic as your smell assaults her nostrils
>She's practically begging you to mating press her in the hallway right then and there, a few guys are sniggering and calling you two lovebirds
>Start slipping in innuendos when you're talking with her for the next few days of her estrus, mentioning how you just want to jam the pencil to the paper and somesuch
>She catches you watching girls in gym class and does the unthinkable, bending over and sliding her bloomers so you see the puff of her vulva
>Thick ropes of schlick dripping to the ground before she smiles, running off
>Fuck, your cock hurts from the erection she just gave you
>At lunch, she's grinding her ass into your groin, grinning with feral lust as you realize she's wearing your shirt under her skirt
>She smells wonderful, too
>The other girls have calmed down, but not your Hellhound friend, and your walk home becomes a marathon
>She's faster than you remember as kids, and her front is glowing like red-hot iron ready to be struck
>You have to call out from school for the next few days when she catches you, and when you return you're covered in love-bites and scratches
>She wouldn't let you pull out, ever
>After ten loads she was already pregnant with a litter of three

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117195
>While a flood is occurring beneath her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15116258
That's the new girl? I thought that was some random pixiv sketch.
Blandest girl so far, even college holst was better than this.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to protect a qt paladin girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117196
>busty Ittan-Momen
I want to see one based off of a straightjacket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117205
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117211
I want to see a bed one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117205
that's nice sweety

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117200
Lucky man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117200
>School estrus springtime
Man, I just wanna fuckin' graduate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117200
Shortstack anubis senpai is going to look pregnant when I'm done with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117128
>sloshing
There's this fucking word again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117196
>MG Vegas
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ1iMQA0egc

I WANNA SIT ON THE SCHOOL'S ROOF AFTER CLASS AND LISTEN TO RADIOHEAD WITH THE HELLHOUND DELINQUENT AS WE REST OUR HEAD ON EACH OTHER IN THE EVENING TWILIGHT! THEN WE GO AND GET RAMEN OR SOMETHING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117242
Turgid tallywhacker

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117200
Nice. Mating seasons are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117249
I'm game for a rip roarin' time, daddio! Heehaw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117255
>Monster girl with no mating season gets in on the act
>"OH DEAR IT'S THE MATING SEASON FOR ME I SURE HOPE NO BOYS PASS BY ME!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117200
>Hellhound
Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117255
>Cait Sith goes into heat
>Throw her a box of JUMBO (tm) Q-Tips
>Tell her to "have at it, lady"
>She yowls for days on end as you keep her locked in the closet

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>>15117269
I can only see a flat chested alp trying that.
I want it to end up with her getting 'with' the kid whose lich oneesan thought it would be funny to crank up his seed production 1000%

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>>15117269
Mating seasons would be cool, but scary as fuck. imagine having an important test you need to take which is scheduled for the end of the estrus cycle, so you go around trying to not trigger any girl so you can have your pelvis intact and study properly, only for you to know you are fucked in more than one way when you realize you trigger them by just existing.

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>>15117285
I want to be assaulted by a jinko during mating season. Also I think schools would move tests around for mass estrus.

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>>15117289
So does she just float?

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>>15117282
More like increases his sperm count by 1000%

They have 10 kids in 4 years

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>>15117302
Oh yes anon, they all float.

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Shhhh

Don't disturb her, she's asleep.

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>>15117021

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>>15117314
That's gorgeous.

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>>15117312
>Teen pregnant Alp
Boner! No!

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>>15117285
Just sit in the back of the class and then rush home the moment the bell rings

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I want to enjoy a nice quiet evening with a classy fire spirit

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>>15117315
Pepsi isn't great
But it is still objectively better than coke

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She will get a cold like that.
I'm going to cover her in a warm blanket and give her a kiss in the forehead.

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>>15117330
>You will never be taught the way of flames by a classy Chucklefuck Nazghul dressing Ignis

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>>15117314
Adorable.

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>>15117336
But I don't deal with chucklefucks they're, well, chucklefucks!

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MGE terraria game in which we play as a kiki gathering materials to build the perfect home for master.

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>>15117330
>LoL

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>>15117343
Die.

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>>15111878
>abuse from her peers makes this oni become a complete teetotaler

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Feeling froggy and I think it's time to do some writefagging this weekend. Should I make a poll for you guys to decide whether I do one of my old stories or should I just start a new one? I dunno what MG I will write about in OC.

Old stories were Anubis/Hellhound or edgefaggotry if Anon is to be believed

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>>15117359
Bummer, man But really, write something you'd like to read. Stop thinking about what this place wants and concentrate on what you want, you'll enjoy writing it so much more.

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>>15117314
Legends say that if she ever wakes up the Cuddlepocalypse will be unleashed on us puny mortals.

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>>15117343
I find this extremely adorable.

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>>15117374
No, not the Cuddlepocalypse!

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>>15117332
As an Atlantan, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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>>15117373
I actually don't mind regardless of what I write. I wouldn't mind starting something new or continuing any of my shit.

I guess I'll take Anon's silence as an indicator it's time for Anubis

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>>15117374
>>15117382
>Cuddlepocalypse
Yeah, right. You hippies and your conspiracy theories.

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>>15117388
Who are you? You faggot.

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>>15117200
>Love bites and scratches.
Wew lad. I like the sound of that, except babies. Kids suck, I want a hellhound all to myself.

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>>15117454
This. I will never get the thread's need for children. Even in a fantasy setting they'd take time away from your alone time with the wife, plus they're annoying as shit.

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>>15117459
Only edgy autists dislike children, it's really that simple.

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>>15117463
But seriously, without the stupid insults, why do you want kids?

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>>15112004
he streams again

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>>15117459
>>15117463
I don't necessarily dislike children, I just have no desire to have any myself. I can see how to some people the experience of raising a child would be rewarding, but not for me.

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>>15117459
>plus they're annoying as shit
Even a quiet Lich loli?

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>>15117454
Reak life kids are shit. 2D daughterus are perfectly cute and behaved.

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>>15117463
>edgy
>autists
You really showed us with all those buzzwords anon. How about using them properly next time?

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>>15117477
God damn Liches are so adorable. Best girl.

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>>15117469
To give meaning to your life, to create a deeper bond with your wife, to have someone to help you and your wife when you get older, to continue your lineage, and to ensure society continues as well, among other things.

Again, you have to be pretty autistic/selfish to not get why people want children.

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>>15117483
He did though. Are you serious, anon?

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>>15117476
I fully agree with this. I've seen enough unfit parents raising utter pricks to put me off children for life. If you want kids fair enough, but I'm not dealing with that shit myself.

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>>15117488
>To give meaning to your life
That's purely subjective. Not everybody has the same goals or aspirations.

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>>15117488
>to continue your lineage, and to ensure society continues as well,
Meaningless in this time and age. Also, overpopulation.

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>>15117496
Evidently having children is pretty universal.

>>15117497
A. It's just as meaningful now as it ever has been considering that birth rates are declining. B. Overpopulation is a nonexistent meme created in the last century to scare people much like global warming today

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>>15117488
>meaning to your life
You might have some arguments with the other points, but this one depresses me. You can't find a meaning to life without having kids? Really? And you call the anons who don't want kids autists?
Also I'd say in this overpopulated world that the people who want to spread their genes are the selfish ones.

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>>15117503
You're either trolling or stupid. The way you think people who dislike kids are all autistic could be evidence to either of those possibilities.

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>>15117503
>B. Overpopulation is a nonexistent meme created in the last century to scare people much like global warming today



ohmyfuck

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>>15117505
The world isn't overpopulated. Wherever you live is underpopulated if anything.

I also never said it was it was the only thing to give you life meaning, only something that gives additional meaning.

And what else does give your life meaning? Work? Watching anime? Reading? Eating? Everything but family is pretty pointless in the end. Only one of them ensures you don't die alone as well.

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>>15117516
I think he just revealed himself as a fuckwit with that one. It doesn't help that he labels anyone who thinks differently an "autist".

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Anti-children fags are most likely projecting their own fear of being an inadequate parent, fear being failures like their own parents, or don't see having children as a possibility and have tried to convince themselves that kids are shitty as a form of coping.

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>>15117517
>The world isn't overpopulated. Wherever you live is underpopulated if anything.
I have no idea how to express just how stupid this statement is. The fact you have the nerve to call other people selfish and autistic and then spout such drivel is ridiculous.

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>>15117534
Kikis truly are meant to be made mothers by force.

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>>15117534
I have to know, why are you so asshurt that some people don't want kids? It's obvious you're samefagging pretty hard. Giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you're not trying to shitpost with your armchair psychology, why are you so insecure about this?

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>>15117534
What is it about kikis that makes them such magnets for shitposters? Kind of ironic when you think about it.

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>>15117526
>>15117516
>>15117535
Overpopulation isn't an issue. We're not overpopulated. Birth-rates and populations are declining universally and we have ample land resources to continue growing for the foreseeable future.Even the places that had growing populations are now slowing because of things like birth control and feminism.

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

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>>15117534
>everyone must think the same thing as me or they are defective!
No anon, YOU are the autist.

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>>15117549
Except having children in normal and expected of you by both society and biology so it's hard to call it autistic.

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>>15117538
But no.

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>>15117534
> don't see having children as a possibility and have tried to convince themselves that kids are shitty as a form of coping.
Then shouldn't the vast majority of 4chan hate kids?

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>>15117534
I just can't be assed to take care of children. Do you have any idea how much effort you need to put into taking care of one? It'll drain your fucking life out of you, and your money out of your pockets.

Do you have children, Anon?

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>>15117558
I want to know one thing. Do you truly believe that all people who don't want kids are autists? Keep in mind this will make or break any credibility you have.

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>>15117534
Kiki please.

Pls.

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>>15117570
He's an autistic fuck projecting on 4chan, what do you think?

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>>15117580
She's not wrong.

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>the resident shitposter sees low hanging fruit and goes for it
>anons still reply
For fucks sake, he's talking complete shit, throwing insults at anyone who isn't on his side and generally shitposting the hell out of the place. How is this hard to ignore?

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>>15117580
Mama Kiki looks a little wild-eyed there.

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>>15117570
>Do you have any idea how much effort you need to put into taking care of one? It'll drain your fucking life out of you, and your money out of your pockets.

Wow, SHOCKING TRUTH, anon! Really? Raising kids take effort? It's almost like it's a sacrifice that pays off in the long-run.

>>15117574
>Do you truly believe that all people who don't want kids are autists?
Who speaks in generalities? Autists make up a large majority of the anti-child crowd. There's legitimate reasons for not wanting children but to go to the lengths of actively disliking children is low behavior.

>Keep in mind this will make or break any credibility you have.
Oh, okay. Good to know, professor.

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Where are the Daughterufags when you need them?

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>>15117593
>It's almost like it's a sacrifice that pays off in the long-run.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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404 can't come fast enough

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>>15117591
She is just tired, there's nothing wrong with her mind.

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>>15117593
>Oh, okay. Good to know, professor.
Hey, you're the faggot making wild accusations about anyone who doesn't want kids. You seem to have an extreme opinion on this, abnormally so to get this passionate about it. I need to know - why?

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>>15117586
>I don't agree with it, therefore shitpost
God, you're boring.

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>>15117593
>Wow, SHOCKING TRUTH, anon! Really? Raising kids take effort?
More effort than you think it does, apparently. Unless you work fulltime to pay your expenses on top of having a child and somehow have the stamina to survive this life for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about.

Also, you didn't answer my question.

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>>15117599
It's the weekend. Until the shitposter and opinionated anons fuck of with their garbage these are the threads.

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>>15117596
I don't want any part of this conversation anon, I'm going to go take a nap.

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>>15117604
He's literally calling anyone who disagrees with him autists. If he's serious then he's genuinely retarded.

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>>15117596
There's one currently throwing a major hissy fit, what are you talking about?

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I need a daughteru.

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>>15117609
>More effort than you think it does, apparently
What implies that? It takes effort but it's worth it. Nothing worth doing is easy.

>Unless you work fulltime to pay your expenses on top of having a child and somehow have the stamina to survive this life for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about.
What? Something virtually everyone on earth has done since the dawn of man? Being unable to implies you're unfit versus everyone else.

>Also, you didn't answer my question.
No, but I will soon. It doesn't effect my argument either.

>>15117617
You're the one being retarded by assuming that and putting words in my mouth, TBQH.

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>>15117596
>Daughteru
Unless monster girls can give me sons, they can fuck off with kids.

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>>15117622
I think it's someone else, the daughterufags aren't nearly this retarded.

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>>15117631
>No, but I will soon. It doesn't effect my argument either.
Uh-huh. I'll be waiting.

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>>15117634
Actually, they are that retarded.

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>>15117631
>You're the one being retarded by assuming that and putting words in my mouth, TBQH.
>putting words into my mouth

You literally called people who don't like kids autists earlier. What the fuck? I'm thinking the anon calling you out as a troll is right. What's your opinion on hellhounds?

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>>15117622
It's just the weekend idiots anon.

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>>15117634
I think it's the shitposter guy. The mods/janitor can't wise up to his fuckery and autism fast enough.

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>>15116258
>>15116842
LITERALLY A BLANKET GIRL TO SNUGGLE STRUGGLE WITH IN BED.

THANK YOU BASED KC!

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>>15116258
Paper Ghost? Well that's...different.

She's cute though. Like the naked apron look on her. And that is one wonderful, if translucent, ass.

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>>15117644
I was speaking in generalities, if I used the word "idiots" would that have made you happier? Autist is just an insult, you're probably actually on the autism spectrum if you took that to mean I was implying literally everyone who doesn't want children is autistic. Blowing arguments like that is a pretty SJW-esque tactic, honestly.

>>15117649
> the shitposter guy
>Le /mgt/ omni boogey-man
Perhaps you should realize that not everyone in these threads agrees with you and that they aren't a single person either.

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>>15117655
That looks comfy.

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Sorry for being late!

Key concepts: [All White] [Body only of cloth] [Naked apron] [Eroticism of a clothed body]

A monster with a body of fluttering cloth from Zipangu, it's "Ittan-momen". Originally, they were bolts of cotton, about 10 meters long, that floated around, and suddenly strangled people. For anyone who read "GeGeGe no Kitaro", they may be quite familiar with them.

To anthropomorphize a bunch of cotton, I obviously could have taken the easy way, and just made her a Japanese-styled mummy, or a girl in a cotton dress, but those kinds of designs really seemed more appropriate for different races. I really wanted the Ittan-momen to look unique. Continuing that line of thought, I decided to make her entire body cloth, and make the female body invisible! And that's how she became what she is!
Although they may have the figure of a woman, at a quick glance, they look like regular bolts of cotton! I'm quite proud that I arrived at a design that can have that kind of effect.
After gathering these concept ideas, I nailed the final design in one shot without too much trouble.
The next problem was her pose... should I go with the front-facing one, or the sideways-facing one...?! (referring to >>15116964) When facing forwards, I could more easily show the outline of her body, particularly the crotch area, in the one-piece cloth. To compensate, in the pose to the right, I ended up making her body somewhat visible to portray what her body would be like.
Also, I tried to think of some ways they could take advantage of their cotton body.
In Sabbath Theory, when you have a small body, the space your onii-chan occupies in it becomes proportionately larger, so... by using different amounts of cloth for their body, they can give themselves different sorts of bodies, and with a little girl's body, they could easily be completely dyed by their husband.

She didn't change much from the first rough sketches to the end. However, as I was working, her color palette changed a little. Initially, when coloring her, I included a few yellow lines alongside the white, but in the end, I switched to white and blue to emphasize a clean and transparent image.
In the style of totally naked apron, just cloth or a ribbon won't really show the lines of her body properly. I wrapped some strings around her thighs for some "skindentation". It's faint, but if you look closely, the parts below the string are a bit less transparent. And, totally plainly, there's some kind of liquid dripping down from around her ass...

For her hairstyle, I went with something simple, and traditionally Japanese, and made her hair look somewhat similar to cloth or paper.
Her arms became a bunch of square pieces of cloth stuck together, and gives the impression that she's in the middle of making a false woman's body wrapped in her cloth, and the pattern of squares kind of seems Japanese style to me in a way too... Well, at least I feel that way.

And that's all on her. I'm kinda wondering now whether her "fake body" is actually meant to be only barely visible, or completely invisible. The latter would make more sense, considering, but I'm not quite sure. I guess I'll just ask KC and see if he responds.

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>>15117634
They're pretty retarded as it is, but this guy takes it to insane new levels. I refuse to believe someone can be this militant when it comes to having kids. So far all he's done is look down his nose at anyone who doesn't want them, and that doesn't count as an argument in the slightest. It just counts as being a cunt.

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>>15117657
Dumb squirrel.

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>>15117663
You know what else is an SJW-esque tactic anon? Being an intolerant shortsighted asshole because people disagree with you and that hurts your feelings.

Just like you're doing right now.

Get the FUCK over it anon.

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>>15117667
Oh, and after this I also got what the last bits of the profile referred to. When they use some of their cloth to wind around the man, and only have a portion of the usual amount of cloth to work with to create their body, they might end up as some kind of loli or such. Sometimes the man ends up preferring her that way, and they enjoy doing it from time to time as that way it's easier for their whole body to become soaked in their man's semen.

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>>15117663
Again, you have an unusually strong opinion on this. Why? You aren't answering the question.

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>>15117668
Except that part where he said there's legitimate reasons for not having children?

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I want to sail the stars and look for the space elf captain that sunk my first ship!

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>>15117663
Is this false flagging designed to make daughterufags look like obnoxious little shits? Because it's working rather well.

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>>15117667
>In Sabbath Theory, when you have a small body, the space your onii-chan occupies in it becomes proportionately larger
Sasuga Sabbath.

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>>15117667
Only he could make a monstergirl out of that.

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>>15117678
But I was talking about the guy who was shitting on people who didn't want them.

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>>15117685
In all honesty, I feel like that's exactly what it is. And I'm not even a daughterufag.

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>>15117667
>In Sabbath Theory, when you have a small body, the space your onii-chan occupies in it becomes proportionately larger
Oh shit, will this be in the test?

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>>15117667
>Sabbath Theory
I'm now picturing a lecture hall, full of students, being taught by a Baphomet in a nice little suit and glasses, who is expounding upon the various ways that loli is best. Does anyone else find this hilarious?

And then other, non-Loli MGs, will occasionally cite "Sabbath Theory" in making points about sexuality at times...this is the funniest thing KC has ever said, and I love it.

>Skindentation
God Bless KC.

>I'm kinda wondering now whether her "fake body" is actually meant to be only barely visible, or completely invisible. The latter would make more sense, considering, but I'm not quite sure. I guess I'll just ask KC and see if he responds.
$10 says that he replies with something along the lines of "Only her husband, after having poured enough MANA into her, is able to visually perceive the body she forms around".

>>15117676
>that way it's easier for their whole body to become soaked in their man's semen.
This is so, ever so, wonderfully so, lewd.

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>>15107692
m e a t y p a w s

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>>15117675
>Being an intolerant shortsighted asshole because people disagree with you and that hurts your feelings.
You're not hurting my feelings in the slightest. What of what I've said is "shortsighted" or "intolerant?"

There's nothing to get over. Reminder what I originally said was about disliking children, not about not having them, in case you're confused. I stand by what I say, dislinking children is sad, petty behavior.

>>15117677
What question? I don't feel strongly on this either, I'm just arguing because people are in engaging with me. I say what I say because just about everyone I've met in the anti-child crowd is a bad person.

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>>15117534
Too much money involved in that shit for me to even think about and it would cut way too much into the time I spend on hobbies and the waifu.

Not going to hold it against anyone if they want them but it's certainly not for everyone.

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>>15117710
Shh, shut up already.

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>>15117685
Kinda glad i just got online at the right time to see daughterufags blow their tops off

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>>15117710
>I stand by what I say, dislinking children is sad
Want valid reasons?
>They cry over everything
>They don't understand that something might be important/expensive and won't spare a second thought over breaking it
>They're loud
>They require constant attention or they'd forget how to breath or brain themselves on the nearest wall
>Society expects you to like them and want to protect them with no questions asked
Is it too much to think that maybe, just maybe some people want nothing to do with them or even be in the same room as them?

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>>15117715
As a daughteru fag myself, I don't really see why that guys blowing up.

Some folks just don't want kids, it happens.

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>>15117710
>I stand by what I say, dislinking children is sad, petty behavior.
>I say what I say because just about everyone I've met in the anti-child crowd is a bad person.

See these two statements you just made? Pretty judgemental aren't they? The question is why do you feel so strongly about this? I'm fully giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you honestly believe what you're saying. You're making some pretty harsh and unfair judgements about people you know nothing about, why do you feel this way?

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>>15117703
I want to confess my love for Baphomet sensei in front of the whole class!

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>>15117721
That's because you're a reasonable person, and that guy is an intolerant child who gets enraged that other people have differing opinions to him.

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>>15117715
It's just one guy though, and he probably isn't even one of them.

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>>15116311
>>15116336
>>15116380
Reading this gave me a painfully hard boner, cloth pussy might be KC's greatest invention, I want to make gentle love to every part of an Ittan-momen

I'll wait for my initial hype to die down before making a judgement, but Ittan-chan might be the best magic material species

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>>15117724
The real question is, "How does she react?"

Is it

A. Mount Anon in the middle of class
B. Freeze up and turn beat read
C. Shout 'baka!' while blushing profusely
D. Slowly sink behind the podium and hide.

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>>15117724
She'll probably ask to see you after class.

When you walk back in after everyone else has gone, you find her up on her desk, wiggling, writhing and crawling around, trying to find the best "Sexy Pose" to greet you in. She apparently hasn't noticed you approaching.

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>>15117731
hello there, bedfucker, how are you doing?

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>>15117710
>I don't feel strongly on this
> everyone I've met in the anti-child crowd is a bad person
This is conflicting as fuck. It's also proof you're a troll.

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>>15117740
>E, Shoot him down immediately like the stone-cold bitch she is

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>>15117731
I was about to say they didn't have much competition but then desu Living Armor and Dolls are actually pretty great. Yeah, this new MG is awesome.

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>>15117720
>They cry over everything
They're children, they aren't mature, they lack emotional maturity.
>They don't understand that something might be important/expensive and won't spare a second thought over breaking it
They're children they need teaching.
>They're loud
They're children they need teaching.
>They require constant attention or they'd forget how to breath or brain themselves on the nearest wall
They're children they need teaching.
>Society expects you to like them and want to protect them with no questions asked
Generally makes sense considering children grow up into adult who continue said society.

>Is it too much to think that maybe, just maybe some people want nothing to do with them or even be in the same room as them?
I understand why people might dislike them just like I understand why some people might do heroin or might turn into radical Marxists. Doesn't mean it's good or reasonable.

Disliking children shows a core lack of empathy and understanding since everyone was a child and everyone born in the future will be a child. It's selfish to have been a child and inflicted your perceived annoyances on adults, but upon becoming an adult yourself act like those annoyances are unreasonable.

>>15117722
Being judgmental doesn't mean it's wrong, many things are worthy of judgement. Nothing of what I've said has been unfair, maybe harsh but not unfair. Again, I said there's legitimate reasons for not having children, but I stick by my guns when I say that people who actively dislike them are petty people. I don't feel strongly, but I think this is fairly obvious and important to society as a whole.

>>15117748
Why do they conflict?

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>>15117710
FUCK OFF ABE
Your procreation propaganda is shiiit

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[Anonymous No.]

Make sure you have to skill to keep the insect girls out of your sugar stash

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>>15117756
>being this persistent
>being unpleasant and judgemental towards people for having opinions while pretending to be reasonable for it
>replying to every post

You realize this is very similar to a certain person who shitposts the hell out of these threads, yes? You might want to at least try a new posting style.

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>>15117764
>Sugar stash
What kind of sane person actually has a sugar stash?

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>>15117756
>They're children
And if children do those things that's a valid reason to dislike them. It's like saying "murderers kill people that's what they do, you can't hate them for that"

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>>15117764
Easy.
I get a big enough sugar stash that they can't get out after they eat the sugar stash.

Then I rebuild it and have one less bug to worry about.

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>>15117667
No sketch WIP pics?

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>>15117773
Tea is serious buisness

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>>15117756
>I don't feel strongly
Oh fuck you, you've furiously defended having kids for a good while now and you've thrown in some insults and assumptions in every post. Don't you dare pretend to be reasonable or unbiased.

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>>15117781
Amen to that anon

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>>15117773
What if you run out of sugar and the nearest store is closed? Or what if your neighbor asks for some and you jut used it all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117781
Coffee > tea

[Anonymous No.]

Tea is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117788
I don't use sugar though, and that old "neighbor asking for sugar" thing is just a plot made by ara ara CC MG neighbors to husbando people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117793
Coffee < Tea < Hot chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

I see shitposter-kun is up to his old tricks. Why do you idiots give this guy attention? All he ever does is offer loaded questions, baseless accusations and pass volatile opinions off as fact.

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>>15117786
Full pic sauce?

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>>15117804
>shitposter-kun
Fuck off with this. Don't give the guy a cutesy title you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117800
Hot Cider = Tea > Hot chocolate > Water > Coffee

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>>15117800
Don't you test me, dog woman. Coffee has only fueled my disdain for coffee haters.

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>>15117768
>being this persistent
>being unpleasant and judgemental towards people for having opinions while pretending to be reasonable for it
>replying to every post
I don't know why you're expecting me to just drop this. You just want me to do so because you dislike you're saying. If I'm having an argument why would I quit before reaching some sort of end? Sorry.

>You realize this is very similar to a certain person who shitposts the hell out of these threads, yes?
Epic. I really like this meme. This truly is autistic behavior.

>>15117778
>And if children do those things that's a valid reason to dislike them. It's like saying "murderers kill people that's what they do, you can't hate them for that"

Again, you were a child, you weren't a murderer. Murders aren't the cornerstone of society either. You're also over-blowing their annoyance to suit your argument. Some kids are annoying, some kids are perfect, some kids fall in-between. Also children aren't inherently shitty and if you had shitty kids you'd have no one to blame but yourself. Can you really blame shitty children for the failures of their parents?

>>15117782
>Oh fuck you, you've furiously defended having kids for a good while now and you've thrown in some insults and assumptions in every post. Don't you dare pretend to be reasonable or unbiased.
I'm not "furiously" doing anything considering I'm sitting here playing vidya and listening to talk radio as I type these responses out too. Nothing I've said is unreasonable and you're stupid for even implying I was trying to be unbiased considering that by virtue of taking a position, I'm inherently biased (obviously so).

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>>15117804
I've got a couple of theories on who he is, in the event he turns out to be one of the namefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117373
The real bummer is thinking this place is worth a good goddamn for OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117821
Who, Bourbon?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw spent 6 months plugging away at a Pharaoh story and deleted it because I didn't like how it was turning out
Sheeeeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117827
He's the prime suspect, but there are others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117837
What, you writefags are deleting stories now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117754
There is 10 magic material girls now

KC will most likely write about them in MGE II, I'm curious to read how he will handle reproduction

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15117837
It happens. I'm writing something about a relatively unused girl and I'm on my fourth first draft right now. Sometime you come across a great idea that's just a bit too much for your skill level.

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>>15117804
He purposely takes a negative stance on everything and if you call him out on it, his next line will be "someone disagreeing with you isn't shitposting" and keep doing it

It's easy to tell when he gets sent on a vacation and when he comes back

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>>15117841
Not him but you would be surprised at the amount of ideas that get deleted without ever being posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117800
You.

I like you.

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>>15117804
>>15117812
>>15117821
>>15117827
>>15117838
>>15117851
There's over 150 people in this very thread and you morons have convinced yourselves that there's a single person who disagrees with you on everything?

How is that rational?

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>>15117845
I actually just remembered the others after making that post. The umbrella girl is pretty neat too i think, I certainly am glad he is giving these kinds of MGs more attention recently.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazerfag was this you

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>>15117851
You're forgetting his silent majority lines, him weaving in insults and acting like they're reasonable observations, and mass samefagging to make it look like half the thread has lost their minds.

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>>15117841
Alp and Bollocks have deleted stories if people so much sleighted their fragile egos after posting them, the most recent one being an obviously-not-proofread Jub Jub short that predates Quicksilver's shit.

Other than that, yeah. There's plenty of ideas that actually don't get posted to the thread because writefags tend to write themselves into corners or find the story boring or other factors.

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>>15117837
Bummer, man.

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>>15117857
>There's over 150 people
And now you're not just obvious but you're also beyond retarded. Google dynamic IP and then also take phones and laptops into account.

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>>15117862
>obviously-not-proofread Jub Jub short
Just like the gaming industry

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>>15117857
Because the alternative is believing that a group of guys show up at the same time to spout some loaded and angry garbage on a given subject using the same posting style and the same arguments every weekend? I admit the aggressive shitting on anons who don't want kids is a new angle, but the formula is the same as his anti femdom and hellhound posting.

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>>15117876
Anon I'm the hellhound shitposter and I am being completely serious when I say that I have no part in this. I don't give a shit if you don't want to have kids, hell I don't want to have kids myself.

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>>15117872
It made Mass Effect 3 look like a fucking masterpiece

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>>15117885
>I'm the hellhound shitposter
I doubt the real Hellhound shitposter would refer to himself as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117860
Holy shit those hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117860
>>15117890
Source is nicoleships on tumblr fyi

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>>15117876
>a group of guys
Or just people, no conspiracy

>as his anti femdom and hellhound posting.
"his?" no, considering that I (pro-chilid guy) am not whoever else you're talking about.

It's like you have a persecution complex, this is really fucking weird behavior you're showing.

>>15117885
Thanks for saying that, assuming you're being genuine, considering it breaks this anon's absoulutely retarded fantasy.

>>15117866
How many posters do you think that really effects? Regardless there's a lot of people posting here and assuming there's one single person posting EVERYTHING you dislike and analyzing their "writing style" is 100% ridiculous.

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>>15117889
I am though anon.

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>>15117889
You are mentally ill.

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>>15117901
Well, fuck you if you are.

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>>15117860
No, surprisingly I don't think that one was me.

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>>15117887
You mean that story on the wiki? The one that was possibly written by and vomited on Satan himself? The one that even Sukiru Ikeda shudders at when he sees its name?

[Anonymous No.]

>Manticore onee-san is really sweet on her adopted younger brother
>Total delinquent otherwise
>He constantly, though accidentally, undermines her image by popping up at the worst possible times to do things like thank her for making his lunch or bring her cookies he made in cooking class

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>>15117908
Hey fuck you, I haven't done shit for quite some time.

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>>15117897
>How many posters do you think that really effects?
Probably a good majority of euro posters any anyone who owns a smart phone. Over half the thread at least.

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>>15117897
I no longer think you're a genuine shitposter.
I now honestly think you need medication. You're completely insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117914
I want a Manticore oneechan!

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>>15117910
It was some shitty thanksgiving jub-jub story and thankfully the mentally handicapped faggot stopped writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117929
Why? You're the one being an asshole with conspiracy delusions. You should stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117932
No, that was Bollocks who wrote and delated that one.

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>>15117845
>>15117858
It's actually 9, they're all great in their own way, although Chochin-Obake can't compete with other fire girls
Golem and Gargoyle could use an update too

I bet we'll have the automaton/magitech golem next

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>>15117910
Sounds fun
Link?

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>>15117915
Are you AnonMD? The Jericho story makes me wonder. It's the sort of thing hellhound shitposter would write if he did writefagging.

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>/fit/ituar
>Protects you from bullies
>Gets you into lifting
>Gives you hugs when you beat personal records
>Pats you on the back and encourages you when you fail
>Constantly tells you we're all gonna make it
>One day you tell her you want to start bulking with GOMAD
>her face when

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>>15117914
>One of her delinquent friends jokes about her turning to much whenever her brother shows up
>She grabs her by the collar and threatens to beat the shit out of her
>Brother pops in unnanounced to bring her cookies he made in cooking class
>She instantly drops her friend on the ground and turns to her brother with the widest blushy smile on her face
>Thanks him for bringing her cookies with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, before telling him to go back to class before his teacher notices he's missing
I'm not even an onee-sanfag but this is kinda cute I guess.

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>>15117932
Not him, but I can tell you're referring to the story Bollocks wrote.

It was alright, needed to be longer and should have been proofread though.

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>>15117933
You're also the one being an asshole to anyone who doesn't want kids. But go ahead, act like you're being reasonable by shitting on anyone who holds differing opinions to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been playing dwarf fortress and paradox and they make me want an open world mge rpg with factions and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117944
I wouldn't go back to lifting even if she wanted me to.

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>>15117948
>you will never have a threesome with the bustiest, lewdest, pinkest wonderland girls

What reason is there to live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117940
No, I've been spending time at writing a Lich story. First bit a writing I've done so I doubt it will be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117939
Feel the terror... OF READING! Utter wank
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117957
Would you a JubJub whose fluff glows under a blacklight?

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>>15117949
There's a difference between holding an opinion and fostering the delusion that there's a single shit-poster that make you upset, even after the other guy and I told you that wasn't the fucking case.

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>>15117958
Huh, I was almost certain it was him.

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>>15117961
>youtube links
>Bandit A
>FIGHT SENCE

I was just skimming through the damn thing, and already my head hurts.

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>>15117857
>this statement
Like clockwork

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>>15117964
Fuck! i want to tease and generally blue ovary a Jubjub now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117967
Well, now you know that guy is not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117961
I thought the "worse than Sukiru Ikeda" bit was an exaggeration but goddamn this might just actually be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117944
This was definitely something i wanted to read before heading to work to think about, bless your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117948
I'd sooner make sure that faggot never writes again than let that monstrosity rear its head again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117974
I'm not fully convinced because that story makes him seem really butthurt about hellhounds and you're being unusually chill for the shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117979
I can smell your self-deprecation from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117989
Yeah and I can taste your salt from here, Feeble Cursed One.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117808
there is no full pic, I got this from the /b drawthread a while back

[Anonymous No.]

Happy MGs being happy at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15113387
>>15113554

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never molest the head dark priestess of a church

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117984
I'm being chill because I've found a proper outlet that stops me from shitposting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118007
Is that Wurmbreaker in the background?

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>>15117975
>might
Nigga, this truly is the worst thing ever written about MGE. It reads like an insane 12 year old shat on a microsoft word document. It makes Alp look like Shakespeare, only no one will be celebrating the 400th anniversary of his death because he's still alive due to not actually being Shakespeare.

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>>15118007
Those are the largest tits I've ever seen you draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118007
That's an impressively sized oni rack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118016
Whatever, we totally believe you and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118027
Well, some types of alcohol are known to increase bust size, so it would make sense for some largeness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118007
I want to marry that Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118007
You're too good to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118022
last time I was around you guys said some dude called fizz made the lesser writers here look like gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118036
If you don't believe me then whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118053
But he just said he believes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117961
The worst part is people are actually complimenting him in the comments. Fuck this, if this is an acceptable level of quality I'm not going to bother proofreading anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118050
>Anybody from TFT contributing shit

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>>15118061
Anon please, nobody is that oblivious to sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118050
Fizz really is shit, but the guy on the wiki manages to take awful shit to new and horrifying levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118050
>bringing that up
its the weekend anin, we don't need another bear prodded

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118070
I know it's sarcasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118076
WRITEFAG SHITPOSTING TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>Kuro's drawing a giant slug
Where did that come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118078
Then why did you try to act like it wasn't?

>>15118080
ANON NO

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>>15118082
I tried to trigger a reply chain with a shitty joke

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>>15118053
Of course we don't believe you, if you really are the guy shitposting the threads into oblivion you'd have to be an idiot to tell people you're writefagging a specific story. We'll all know it's you the moment you post it and you'll immediately be crucified for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118080
I refuse to be a part of it, its the same every time with the same 8ish names brought up

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118088
So? It's not that big of a deal if I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118080
I hate X! His story with the guy who does the thing makes me sick! His MC is such a Y and it annoys me that he doesn't even consider Z when he W's the G to the H.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118080
pic a writer and shitfling
hard mode:no big name shitters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118080
I want a Chesire cat master to teach me the path of the shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118096
>no one will care that I shat all over the threads for months on end!
Playing retarded I see. He's your last response from me, you aren't even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

They're plotting something...I'm sure of it.

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>>15118103
Okay then, I think somebody like Ovaries needs to either get medicated or stay the fuck out of the threads because every time I look at something they've written they make fucking Alp of all people, a known snow mongolian look like fucking Socrates.

That and Thunderbrother left us.

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>>15118113
I'm not saying nobody will care anon. I just don't care if people crucify me, it's just the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

whee

http://phanaxial.deviantart.com/art/Sea-Slime-Commission-604817450

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118119
Am I the only one who didn't rate Thunderbrother that highly? He was alright, but none of his stories were that interesting imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118124
that's cute

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>>15118117
Of course they aren't, not with smiles like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118129
Me too, his stuff is boring desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118117
>>15118124
Both lovely, I think that's the first full colour piece of art that sea slime's got isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118027
That's an ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118134
Not even trolling, what I read of it was just did nothing for me. They were just standard love stories with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118014
>you will never encounter a tall busty dark priestess in an otherwise abandoned church
>you will never fulfill every single one of your fetishes with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118117
>lilim

Do not trust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117670
im gonna copulate with that dumb squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118117
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118150
OGRES ARE CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118124
Does that bare ass fall into SFW territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118184
Mam for the last time the dress code isn't very strict but you have to at least wear bottoms and shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118117
That is a really fucked-up hand on hip. The jacket just does not mesh with that at all. That nigga sucked his own pEnIs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118197
Ecchi tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118190
Especially when you prove that you're stronger than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117424
Anon your new neighbor has invited you over for tea and biscuits. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118237
Let her put some of her milk into my tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118226
Just try it anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118237
I was told not to talk to strangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118237
Well, the neighborly thing to do is keep my distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118190
https://a.pomf.cat/iixztt.webm

I want a strong ogre to present herself to me and act like she's defenseless and """fight back""" as I """rape""" her.

That scene gave me such a boner, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118254
Now Anon... don't make her mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118249
I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118262
Lalatina a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118247
squeeze some*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118254
Don't worry Anon, all she has to do is introduce herself and then you wouldn't be breaking your parent's rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118272
>You'll never fuck her while forcing her to bully the other two

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118265
What happens if I do?
>>15118282
Well, I guess that's okay. She seems nice after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118284
>Force her to whip Aqua who's suspended from the ceiling
>Deny her any kind of punishment of her own
She would probably get off on being denied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118287
She'll start gossiping to your other neighbors about you.

Did you even pay attention to where you chose to move in?

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl would you eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118319
Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

I would kill all the shit writers if that made the OC here actually good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118303
I did think of where i was moving in, i mean the "busty street" was the best choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118319

>>15118324
Are you talking smack about the trove of art these threads have been getting lately? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118319
I feel slightly uncomfortable looking at this picture.
Cinnamoroll Miia looks tasty, so I guess that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117948
BIG
BOUNCING
BUNNY
BOOBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118007
Fuck yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118303
This artist is awesome.
>>15118327
>"busty street"

I'd like to live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118354
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118319
Don't ever do that again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118362
That's the latest Granblue character isn't it? She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118007
Bit of a party going on at the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117580
That's absolutely adorable. I wish there were more of those.

[Anonymous No.]

Art of some chick from a new game by the people who made Bastion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118382
zug zug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117800
place coffee and tea equally.
Hot chocolate however is a blessing from the heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118382
>Braid
>Horns
>Modest boobs
>Tight abs
>Wide-ass birthing hips
>Strong thighs
>Armpit hair and bush

Lord have mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118007
He's still going to receive some strong Oni love-making when he wakes up.

Nothing causes an Oni to swoon more than a man who enjoys her homebrew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117846
That looks new to me, where is she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118354
HEAVY
HEAVING
HOLSTAUR
HOOTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118328
I'm talking about the writers you dipshit. I love Lawyer-kun and want him to file a motion to restrain my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118393
Why must i be a sucker for nice girls with big boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118393
We need more ara ara Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118393
Time to milk the Holst I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118413
If I don't milk her, will she just lay down since she cannot move and let her boobs grow bigger and bigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118437
Conceavibly, although she'd devolving into a sopping, panting mess before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118437
Well, until she can't produce anymore, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118447
More like she'd start sobbing because her breasts are sore and no one's willing to milk her.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, I'm calling for a delivery from Rapezza Hut's, you fags want anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118495
Bacon Pepperoni pizza for me. Extra cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118495
I already ate, but I'll take one of their alpple pies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118495
I'll have a Beef and Onion with jalapenos and a BBQ swirl.

Oh and a garlic bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118495
Mozzarella with pepperoni. And a soda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118495
I want today's special, even though I can't eat it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118402
I want all the Holsts, Tsundere Holsts, Kuudere Holsts, Himedere Holsts, Tomboy Holsts, Girly Holsts, Chubby Holsts, muscle Holsts, Sporty Holsts, Genki Holsts, Lazy Holsts, Serious Holsts, Silly Holsts

Come on help me think of more.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a quest to unite the elf and dark elf kingdoms together as allies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118544
This man needs to run a Holst farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118544
mommy Holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118544
Man was not meant to handle that many holsts at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118544
Yandere Holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118544
Do you want a loli Holsts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118505
>>15118518
>>15118522
>>15118533
>>15118536
Aight, order totals' $30. Each shell out $5, who's tipping the delivery gal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118568
I call not it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118554
I'll be the young inexperienced farmhand who's wide eyed and innocent.
>>15118555
Big sister holsts
>>15118559
Yes they were.
>>15118562
YES!
>>15118565
That's where I draw the line.

I mean that's just me I'm not gonna judge you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118544
Fake human Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118562
Damn it i require more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118568
we all "tip" her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118568
I can tip if no one else want’s to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118568
I-I'll do it.

I think she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117314
WAKE UP ONEE-CHAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF_OExi22is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118577
If they're willing to dress up as cows then they're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking need a Black Knight variant of Living Armor now, fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118578
I wish there was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118574
>>15118580
>>15118581
Okay, money's all here, now we just gotta--

>>15118582
...What the hell? This ain't pizza.

Aight, who asked for beef in here?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/g3nR_4F1anI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118611
Is she chuuni or a world weary warrior?
>>15118627
I want to hug the Doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118620
I did, now I'm just waiting for the onion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118632
The Armor of a Knight who fought in the great Demon Wars who likes to have kids think it's black because of all the 'hellfire' that it endured, when in reality it's because of it being made of cast iron

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118656
She sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118562
I really want a delinquent to force me into nursing on her. Strengthening mino-milk, spicy hell-milk, gamey oni-milk.

>"Nerd, that's right s-suck away! It's the only way to get out of this head-lock! N-No one's coming to help you, j-just you and me, me and you! I'll tell you when you're done, l-loser. After this one comes the other, you know? M-More tongue, p-p-please... IF anyone sees I'm punching you so hard, you'll be out for a week!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118600
>just remember that I lost all my Gachimuchi when I lost my HD

Dang...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118636
Nigga we ordered 4 XL's and all we got was the delivery girl. Unless she brought the rest of the pizza, we're sending 'em back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118685
I want to make an oni lactate like a holst and not milk her for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118690
What a senseless loss of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118695
We paid for those pizzas and we're going to get our goddamn pizzas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118685
>your bully will never try to hide her massive milky breasts from you by concealing them behind a tight t-shirt and leather jacket
>the zipper on the jacket will never burst, giving you full view of the two stains on her white shirt
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118713
It was an alp!
An alp ate all the pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118713
The only thing standing between you and cheesy goodness is a Holst who needs a good milking.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118696
What about a delinquent Holst.

...don't laugh, her gang will beat you up. Sure it's Titania, a Kiki, a Jubjub and a Yeti but they're dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make some artisanal hellhound cheese. Naturally spicy, orange, hot, and of course phosphorescent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118726
Titania would kick all their asses alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118724
I do what I must to get us our pizzas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118549
If a civil war broke out between the two who would you side with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118726
They're adorable!
I'm petting their heads!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118733
>Not acting as a third party along with your Elf and Dark Elf wives who you've brought together through the power of your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118562
Good to know that even if it involves my favorite monster girl and some of my fetishes, even pseudo ntr shit is horrible to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118723
I hope Holst milk was used in the cheese. We'll see who's laughing when the Alp gets J cups from eating that much pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118729
She sure is tough.

Well, she does bring cookies to the boys they're trying to bully but she can be threatening if she wants to!
>>15118734
Ha, they're all taller than you.

Of course most of them would try and hug you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118748
>Ha, they're all taller than you.
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118744
And the world was a little better after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your MG of choice is craving a milkshake
>Closest place to get it is the Holstgirl Shake Shack
>Your waifu is already in an amorous mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118758
I'll buy her an extra large shake from there. That’ll make her happy. And it will make me very happy as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118549
>dark elves teach regular elves to be more open with their affection towards humans
>regular elves teach dark elves to express their love better by not just raping them 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

Bear daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118758
Buy a big one and drink it together with her, using one of those heart straws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118784
Coming right up! Note: production might take up to a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118758
Huh, I never heard of that place. I wonder if my flat chested Yeti friend would enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118790
You said that last year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118784
Bear tails are criminally underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a delinquent MG who has trouble expressing her emotions to pick on me as a pretext for getting closer to me, and then acts like she doesn't like me. I want to whittle away at her oh so obvious facade, and catch a glimpse of her hidden feminine side too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118797
Bearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118724
This isn't what we were promised! We already paid for the food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118784
>>15118790
And to think they will become sharp and merciless predators in the future, can you imagine two of this qts fighting for territorial dominance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118784
>>15118790
Alright, how many headpats tonight, little ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118784
Holy shit that's cute. Gonna nibble on her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118807
She has altered the deal. Pray she doesn't alter it any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118808
>sharp and merciless predators
>Dopey omnivores who spend half the year sleeping and the other double fisting blueberries
Anon... They're going to stay cute and cuddly until they die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118811
None! They're getting some from their mother and you know what they say about getting between a bear and her cubs, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118808
>can you imagine two of this qts fighting for territorial dominance?
The first is obviously a grizzly and the second a black, so the first will win by a landslide. You will be able to console the perflat loser by hugging her and telling her size doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118784
>>15118790
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118815
Ah Christ, we got the Darth Bovine again. God dammit, I swear this girl is everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118824
What? There must have been some kind of mistake. I had a headpatting session booked in our company tonight at this very address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118848
You can try to pat them before mommy is done bear hugging them, but I'd advice against it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any way we can salvage this cotton ghost thing with threadcanon or should we just ignore her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118866
Bed ghost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118866
I think my asylum straightjacket idea is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118854
...Considering my options, perhaps I should spare the bear family their precious time together, and spare myself from possibly losing an arm. I'll take my leave then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118866
I'm never going to see her as anything other than jacking off into a glorified sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118886
That's what she is.
Ittan-Momen onaholes when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118866
Facesitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118891
>facesitting
>when she doesn't even have a solid ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118897
Can't we just ignore that part and headcanon her into a ghost in cotton rags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118897
Her ass is solid if her cloth is big enough to cover it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118382
Ohh, nice. Can't wait to play Pyre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118902
>a ghost in cotton rags
>not a veiled ethereal ghost
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Wight to give a ghostly clawjob to my very soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118920
I want a Lich to experiment on me to perfect the art of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118748
>they're all taller than you.
Then could they at least please pat my head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118932
I want a Wisp to warm my soul with her flames.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the line graph would look like for occurrences of the phrase "I want" in these threads over time. It'd be interesting to do an extrapolation on it and see how quickly we can theoretically reach the 100% limit for posts in a thread containing the phrase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118947
That would be intresting to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118947
I want to see that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118897
She can generate and shape the cloth until she has the perfect ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118879
Nobody cares about your asylum straightjacket shit just like nobody cares about reality warping dark matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118964
Reality warping dark matters? What's this? Sounds pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118964
Wow, rude!

[Anonymous No.]

Help me out /mgt/.

What is this beauty's name again?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm waiting for KC to mention something about human women function as carriers for mamono mana.
As in, they're completely unaffected by it themselves, but it still floods their system and can corrupt other people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118997
Emeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118997
That's crabman's Golem, forget her name though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118964
>Stop talking about other monstergirls, I need space for more hellhoundposting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118997
Emeth, from the EMG game.

I'm still waiting for her HR version

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118997
MASSIVE
MUD
MAMMARIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118997
Boobies McTitties

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118997
Mudpussy best pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119003
To what percentage does hellhound images cover on every thread on average? It feels like 35% to me, which is a significant majority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119016
>EMG game
What

[Anonymous No.]

FAT
FOX
FUNBAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119024
What does mudpussy feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119033
browser clicker game on DMM
it totally
sucks shit duder

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119034
The Fox Shrine is the best shrine!

I want to see the heavy-chested foxes and take pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119039
Like mud all over your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119000
>>15119016
Thank you anons.

>>15119024
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119041
But if you do that, they might make you take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

KOLOSSAL
KEJOUROU
KEISTERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119040
The yeti is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119040
May I have evidence on how shitty it is, el duderino? When was it made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119039
Like a slime's, but earth-like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119047
I'm willing to pay the expensive entrance fee like the hundreds of others who flock to their shrine.

They're like celebrities!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119045
I want to fuck a Gnome's mudnavelpussy so long as hards that my jizz erodes a hole through her back and spills into the sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119033
>>15119040
Shitty browser clicker game with really great characters. Few of us anons on /a/ decided to enter the event horizon and enjoy the disgusting grindfest just to share information and images to other anons with killing their brain cells.

Have the best ojou-sama horse in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119057
You may have to bribe them with mayonnaise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118319
What's the source on this?

I'm moreso bizarrely fascinated by this. I didn't even know this was a fetish. I don't even know what fetish this is.

If this is the weird shit humans can draw, I'd be scared to see what Monster Girl artists would make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119062
>without* killing their brain cells

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119063
Knowing my clumsy self, I'll probably accidentally trip and spill the yogurt I was eating all over one of the older Shrine Foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119045
What would a Gnome handjob be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119064
Speaking of Monster Girl artists, why do we never talk about her?

She reminds me of Kirby 64.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119080
Like building collapsing on your dick, after a 7+ earthquake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119080
Go out to a river.
Find a nice, smooth stone.
Rub it on your dick.
Report back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119083
>>15119086
That sounds pretty awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119062
>>15119069
And I thank you guys for doing so, I've fapped more than a few times to some of the stuff you guys have brought back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119086
I tried that, and it fucking hurts. It's worse than forcing my neighbour's pet chicken to give me a beakjob. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119003
I don't even care about Hellhounds you dumb spook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119049
Damn straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118784
This is why we need the sabbath. To keep this perfectly adorable teddy bear from turning into a overly muscular, thick bodied, bulkin abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119082

Would a Leanen Sidhe's fairy dust make those who inhale it more motivated to draw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119096
Don't call me a spook you idiotic cotton picker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119103
Whatever porch monkey, you're Ovaries tier boogyemanning because you can't handle the fact people like Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119102
I'd snort coke off her tiny chest if it made me a master.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you nerds doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119062
Also, fuck, her fucking abs, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119106
You seem riled up about something, shitskin. Get your tampon out and put a new one because if you can't handle the fact that people like monstergirls outside of hellhounds, you might as well eat some .50 cal aspirin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119062
>>15119129
>such a good design is forever associated with EMG

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119129
>Seconds away from receiving a horseshoe stamp on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119142
I mean, it's okay, because you can imagine the girls have better personalities than the girls in the manga or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119128
downloading isos of random games and then going to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119130
Except I don't even spam Hellhounds, write about Hellhounds, or fill the thread with Hellhound images. Go take a midol and have them cut you from root to stem because clearly you're pretty retarded Reek

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119128
Mind your attitude young lady!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119143
If she kicked you, you would die.
Look how buff her legs are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119142
>good design
>take a generic drill ojou and stick her on a horse
what the fuck kind of standards do you people have

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119129
That is some healthy horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119157
Just getting near those legs would kill me, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119157
It's EMG, so she'd inevitably kick you every 30 minutes, you'd end up with a dozen broken bones each time, and still be up on your feet within 15 minutes somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119128
Nursing a broken hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119157
I will never understand what it is that people like about centaurs
"taur" anything should've never fucking existed
And yes that includes lamias and arachnes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119150
I was just fucking with you at the beggining with the hellhound thing, but if you really wanna play it like that, fine by me, mr. Cockalorum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119160
>what the fuck kind of standards do you people have
Nigga she also has abs and big tits, so it checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119174
You, sir, are full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119128
Bingewatching Fate/Zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119160
You don't even know how her personality's like in game, so you're just judging the book by its cover, just saying. Which means your opinions mean nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119182
so, what, you don't even care about the design as a whole, you just run down some kind of fetish checklist?
and there's plenty of girls with abs and big tits. most of them aren't stuck to horses either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119187
For a second, I thought you said F-Zero.
Which just goes to show how much more familiar I am with F-Zero than any Fate series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118319
Oh wow. I'm not sure if this is my fetish, but I think I'm very willing to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119128
Binged a bunch of animes from yesterday and today and now playing Blade and Soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119198
>and there's plenty of girls with abs and big tits. most of them aren't stuck to horses either.
A Humpty Egg could be improved if she happened to have abs and big tits.

Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119157
>SceneA.png
Where did you get the resources from, Wikia? Shire's images are the only things left for me to update the EMG album.

http://imgur.com/a/FHwR9/all

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119174
>spoiler
You're just a faggot, admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119212
I was the one who uploaded them to the /a/ threads. I had to name them so they didn't get jumbled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119212
It's that slutty Goat! She's in these pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119128
Dark Souls III, I've reached the Kiln of the First Flame and I'm starting to tear up like a bitch because I know what's coming.

>>15119157
>Drill Hair genki who appears to be a Heavy Breed Centaur with SWOLE AS FUCK lower body and abs to kill for
>With huge udders
I don't care what you faggots think of me for what I'm about to say but I would totally give my life to lick her abs or court her during her estrus and instead of penetrative sex Give her the F, I bet her kegel muscles are so well developed in her horsepussy that she could fucking put you on lock-down and threaten to break your arms if you moved the wrong way until she's satisfied.

Like holy shit, I'm getting hard just thinking about her doing that and then wanting to hold hands after she's calmed down from the fisting. Pure waifus are best treated with care, musn't sully a maiden's honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119233
>When the music starts playing
>When the piano cues in
Damn it. These tears weren't part of the plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119128
Watching Kung Pow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119233
I like the way you think, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119174
Fuck off, normie Don't insult my half-human half-fish mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Hooters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119244
Stream that film if you're so great.

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs would be a thousand times better if they only had the horse ears and tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119247
What's with all the thickness lately? where are my thin and fragile-looking girls to gently love until morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119248
wordfilterslmao.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119247
>tall and beefy
>shortstack
>tanned and well-built

Why must you make me choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119247
WHORES

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cafL0l-Mo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119268
Yes, exactly like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119266
You know you want that Goat Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119282
TIGHT. GOAT. PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119247
>looks good
>looks good
>suddenly hideous giant fucking arms
ugh, why

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119247
>Those gaps
It's always after I fap where things get dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119282
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119282
The only goat pussy I want is the canonically best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119245
>>15119233

You degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119282
>She canonically has a scene where she takes (YOU) to an H-Doujin shop to ask you to buy H-Doujins for her
>As her way of teasing you sexually because she can't outright fuck you without breaking the law
She's probably the most deserving out of all 117 girls so far of a thorough, rough fucking, but she knows she'll never get it. And uses that against you.

[Anonymous No.]

Goat girls are too lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119345
That's why you take her back to Ireland and rock the island.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119345
>she can't outright fuck you without breaking the law
This would apply to all monstergirls if they came to our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119351
Do they make you feel uncomfortable? Give you lewd thoughts about grabbing their horns and using them to roughly face-fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119351
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119371
Who would be the equivalent of the KKK for monstergirls in our world? Who would be burning shit on their lawns or shooting interspecies couples because muh race mixing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119373
Yes! Every single time I see one!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up with Miia like this pressed up against my chest!

[Anonymous No.]

Everything Must Burn

[Anonymous No.]

Due to CERN fucking around with the Large Hadron Collider, our Earth is fused with Monstergirl Planet, and you finally get to meet your waifu, your soulmate.

Thing is, both your universes will be split apart and go back their respective separated realities once again within a day, and that includes the monstergirls.

How do you spend your first (and last) day together? How do you/your waifu cope with the inevitable separation by the end of the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119402
Deathwing please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119402
LEAVE THEM IN ASHES
OPEN THE VALVE
REEE-SPECT THE FLAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
Suicide pact.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
Give her my seed as proof that our time together was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
>lilim
Can she just create a portal to visit me now that she knows where my dimension is and how to get to it, plus what happens if she we're to create her own dimension for us to live in would anything change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119430
This. And maybe one day I'll meet that little bundle of joy
Be it I may not be able to see them grow, but to see them, to have my eyes see my child becomes a smuggler/space pirate, is my request in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
Do this, >>15119430 but also take one of her fertilised eggs and implant it into a surrogate so I can still have my waifu's daughter nine months later.

Even when we're worlds apart, we'll both still have our children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118866
>salvage with threadcanon
Hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119439
The LHC fucks up dimensions so hard Lilims can't open portals to our world anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119450
WHADDYA LAUGHING AT IN THE CORNER THERE NERD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119392
You know what I'd like? To wake up, and discover that me and my anubis waifu have both been sleep-kissing each other. Even when falling asleep and waking up, our arms would always be around one another, lips together.
Her reaction would be a delight to behold too, I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119451
Oh, and to think I was being clever and seeing if I could find a loophole, oh well at least we can enjoy our day having lots of cuddlesex and nuzzling one another's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119451
Cant we just get them to make an new dimension for us all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119467
Nobody knew the universes would split up so soon, much less by the end of they day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118866
No. Your waifu is literally a handkerchief. Casper the friendly spanky hanky. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119472
the way the original questions were worded sort of implied someone did

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119467
Sure, she shouldn't have any problem getting us into a new dimension for us all to enjoy with our waifus, all she ask in return is for me to cuddle her as much as possible while also making sure to do lots of cute romantic things with each other..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
I take her to the cern lab so we can study demonic energy as much as possible to make a permanent joining possible in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119477
Author omniscience, ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub yo da dub dub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
Can't I just stay in the Monster Girl part of the dimension while they're fused so when they unfuse we can still be together?

I think the real problem here is saying goodbye to my family and friends. Well, you guys are my only friends so

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410

Well aside from >>15119430 she would probably give me a lock of her hair. Take a photo of the two of us too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
Fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119508
>Not getting a lock of her hair, a vial of blood, a skin tissue sample, and some of her bone marrow so you can clone her in this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119533
But then it won't be the real her, you adulterer.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these anons saying "I'll take her egg/give her my semen" and other variants
>Not realizing that if the dimensions were to divide and separate again, everything would return to its dimension of origin
>Including genetic material
>Cum inside your waifu
>Time's up
>She disappears
>A little splatter of semen hangs in the air where her uterus was for just a moment, before going "Splat" on the floor/bed/wherever
Silly anons, the only option is despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119578
But then we have a paradox.

If my slime waifu somehow got her eggs fertilized by me in a short span of one day, where would her babies be since they're also half of my genes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119578
But if she had a piece of paper and a pen from her dimension, you could write a letter to her on said paper and she'd be able to keep it. It's also vice-versa as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119607
Well, I suppose it would depend upon how fast your genetic material fuses together to create a zygote.

I am not a biologist, so I have no clue.

>>15119612
>No one would have this kind of foresight
>Tanuki who carry a stock of writing materials and tools rake in a huge fortune off MGs who want a letter to remember their husbando by
>Krakens and mummies also make a decent profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119612

What sort of things would you write to your waifu about? What do you think your waifu would write to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119656
Stuff about how they'll always be in your mind, and how you cherish every single moment you had with her; and vice-versa. You know, the usual lovey-dovey stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118998
That sounds interesting but unlikely would be a thing since the carrier herself would be just a normal, plain, non-horny, potentially unattractive chick, which would stand out in the Encyclopedia.
Probably some middle ground could be possible: a woman hungry for a cock that radiates DE more than usual for monsters. It'd be cool if her design had some sort of bioluminescence due to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119687
She would either have pink-ish luminescence or permanent heart pupils. Whatever it may be, there will be something to show the difference, but what shows the difference is subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118998
Impossible. The point of the stuff it literally corrupts everything. The land you walk on, the air you breathe, the food you eat, that piece of steel that should be stabbing you in the gut instead of making you horny.

And out of all those things, the hardest thing to corrupt is a man and the easiest is a woman.

If you're talking about monsters disguising themselves as human women and spreading mamanobama then there are already a ton of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
>A dense Wurm that doesn't understand how the world works
>Thanks to the CERN shenanigans she gets a husband
>Literally thinks that they will be together forever despite her husband trying to explain things to her
>It hits her hard the next day when she wokes up alone
>Not even her armored body can protect her from the pain
I didn't need these feels today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15115268
What?

[Anonymous No.]

By the way, does anything on Corrupted Sword mentions how it works with a monster? Is she affected anyhow, do they become ONE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117008
Where can I find it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119777
I don't think so, but Christ it does sound cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119777
It don't really say, though I'd imagine either

>Mamono can tell the sword is bad news from the aura/mana it gives off and avoid it
or
>Their own Mamano Mana lets them handle the sword safely, like how a Human Boy can safely handle one (unless he's Alp-able)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119777
I can see it having the same effects it has on human women, but without the fusing and personifying as the sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119770
>Image limit has been reached

Maybe next thread I'll post it for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
Gonna hug her so hard that the feeling and warmth of my body are going to be engraved in her memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117196
Ayyy /mgt/. It was a standstill between Wurm and Holst so I left it up to chance and Wurm came out on top!

Sketch tomorrow hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119864
Wunderbar, snib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119410
Enough people here waifu Lilim, Baphos, Liches, Ryu, Inari, and other powerful MGs that fairly soon after the separation the Demon Lord would bore a hole in reality to connect the worlds again. She'd likely have help from Eros, the various waifus, and other powerful romantics who couldn't stand the thought of so many romances between man and monster being destroyed. Mamonobama end, everyone gets the V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119877
Don't you mean wurmderbar?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you waifu a Cursed Sword before she corrupts someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119901
Read Elric of Melnibone

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to marry a dark elf!

[Anonymous No.]

The finished full resolution

https://my.mixtape.moe/lqlfgh.png

It's really late, please don't wake her up. She's tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117540
Odds are he was abandoned as a child because he was a shitty kid and he has tried to convince himself that kids aren't shit, parents are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118156
>They were just standard love stories with monstergirls.

Just popping in to say: that was the idea. They were my first attempts at writing full-on romance, so there were a lot of amateur mistakes, up to and including an inability to make good hooks. I didn't plan things out well enough in advance, either, so a lot of plot threads fell apart.

You guys are well within your right to dislike them for any reason; I cringe every time I try rereading my stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119952
>I cringe every time I try rereading my stuff.
So I'm not the only one like that. Eh, who am I kidding. It's probably really common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119952
Your technical skill is pretty damn good though, I'm jelly.
I think we all cringe at our old stuff, I've been tempted to delete certain older things due to how awful they are, but then there's always going to be one anon who actually liked it out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119959
>So I'm not the only one like that.

Nah, I think the majority of writers do it.

>>15119973
>Your technical skill is pretty damn good though, I'm jelly

Thanks. Although, most of the grammar skills I have are most likely attributed to a life-crushingly difficult grammar course I took at university called "Editing for Writers." I still get anxiety dreams about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15118129
>>15118134
Controversial or problematic isn't necessarily interesting.
I'd take that over tryhard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119169
Only if you are a MC
Remember that guy who got kicked by his cowgirl so hard he had to be hospitalized for a week? And while he was in hospital cowgirl NTRed him with MC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119949
>mfw I roll up and steal all the magical treasure around her
>Tomes, parchments, ink, gold, jewelry, everything

http://i.imgur.com/G0EELqM.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120083
She has a magical security system though, that seems a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120084
Does that look like the face of someone who isn't prepared for that?

Didn't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following: A Lich that takes everything literally.
Whatever you do, don't say 'I wish this moment would last forever'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119949
Who is the artist? Looks awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120116
That's simple enough to deal with. You just need to be as clinical and literal as she is. She'll break eventually.

>I enjoy ejaculating inside of your vagina to ensure a high probability of fertilization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120116
What if I asked her to laugh at my tiny penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120155
>Ha. Ha. Ha.
>Have you become aroused?
>I shall have to study your brain chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120106
>Does that look like the face of someone who isn't prepared for that?
It looks like the face of someone who cums from a slug being dropped on their dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120155
>Your reproductive organ is one standard deviation smaller than the average.
>A smaller than average penis is considered shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120140
Sud

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120188
Link to his page?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please help an oppai loli zap-weasel find her panties only for her to reveal that she just wanted to spend time with you..along with the face that she doesn't wear panties due to how she charges.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, your favorite monstergirl has been temporarily reduced mentally to that of a baby after reading reading a forbidden tome! What does she do to drive you crazy and how do you cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be peaceful Zipanguese man
>All my friends married to monsters after they either got seduced or raped
>I'm too romantic for that
>Go to the flowery plains to write some poems about love
>It's nice and sunny today, Ryu-chan must have found a boyfriend
>Spot a high quality, pristine white piece of cloth in the grass
>It's probably a trap from these damned Nekomata
>Keep writing without paying it any attention
>Take a break to stretch for a bit
>Feel large breasts and a woman's skin pressing on my back
>Look behind only to see the piece of clothing, the wind probably carried it there
>That was too weird better leave before some Kitsune-bi claims my virginity
>Throw the piece of cloth over my shoulder, I can probably sell it for a nice sum to the Tanuki from downtown
>Hear a "Kyaaa~"
>Ok, time to run there might really be a spirit around
>Reach home safely
>Throw the cloth on my bed
>Take of my sweat-drenched attire
>About to leave the room for a shower when something pulls on my arm
>It's the piece of cloth
>It slowly shapes into a voluptuous woman
>Her spirit body slowly become visible
>She is blushing and looking away
>Realize I just grabbed a monster, carried her home, threw her on my bed and undressed in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120262
I honestly hope the rape cloth is going to be popular, because I find the premise utterly ridiculous and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120257
Is this a fetish thing anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120257
I think dealing with a big muscly ara ara Wight knight with the mentality of an infant is uncanny enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120271
Sounds like he has mercury poisoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120271
No, it's called having higher thought function shutting down to insanity causing texts. Dreadful stuff, what the texts the cultists by the sea have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120262
>>15120269

Honestly i like the idea of it more then I should and I also hope it gets popular, granted it will probably never get any satisfying stories but at least people might talk about em

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120240
But what if I don't want boobs on my loli zap-weasels? I mean, she's still getting headpats that make my hair stand up on end but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120275
I'm no Chinese alchemist, nor do I particularly like seafood, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120277
Well, you see, those normally have you going insane and spouting gibberish in a straightjacket. And I know that there is a fetish similar to what you described. So I'm just a bit suspicious of your intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120273
>muscly Wight knight

This never crossed my mind, but it sounds obvious now
If powerful knights become Wights upon resurrection, we're bound to have quite a few muscled ones around

>>15120269
>>15120278
Agreed, I hope her full profile will add to her design and give her more flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120280
But they're so soft and her shirt shows off so much cleavage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120269
>>15120278
I'm going to write a horror story about rape cloth. Then you'll see she can be more than silly and funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120292
Well, maybe if she's at least proportional to her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120288
Her design is bland as hell and I don't even think adding colour would help, but the concept of a piece of cloth just jumping up and raping you is silly enough to work well in a comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120298
Well, she's got some hips, thighs, and a rear so she may be more of a short stack than an oppai loli but still...She's going without a bra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120287
>spouting gibberish in a straightjacket
I was thinking more of the MC's insectgirl GF from Perdido Street Station

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120297
How would you even begin to make rape by cloth scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120310
Spooky atmosphere and treat her like a plain ghost for the scary parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120310
Clothing Colonies from Sunless Sea? Imagine your entire wardrobe becoming sentient, and then trying to work yourself onto your body, with the pieces of clothing fighting over which gets to be closest to your skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120305
I'll take her! The static shocks around the house will stop getting annoying eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15117200
Fuck, goddamn, wolfgirls are the absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>dinner party at a monstergirls house
>the Manticore host keeps raping you with her tail mid conversation
>the Cheshire keeps making her ass appear in your plate
>the Holstaurus' tits keep 'accidentally' falling out of her top when you're talking to her
>the Anubis next to you won't stop counting the ceiling tiles
>the Lich keeps putting experimental aphrodisiacs in your food and drink
>at the end the tablecloth rapes you because it's a monstergirl too now.

Monstergirl dinner parties suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120310
It certainly makes trips to department stores more tense. Any wayward piece of cloth that finds its way into your changing room is a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120317
That sounds retarded. Walking into your bedroom to see all your underwear flying around and trying to tear each other up. Add girl's voices being bitchy to each other throughout it all and the whole mental image is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120344
No, it's like they're all on top of you simultaneously in a dozen layers. You're literally a prisoner of your wardrobe and have to beg them to let you move around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120351
It's just clothing, anon. I can accept a massive wall of muscle like a seven foot tall salamander pinning me to the floor, but these are shirts and socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120356
I'm going to argue that taking off wet winter clothing isn't a fun task, let alone sentient winter clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120337
Twenty pounds of pussy and ass though, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120356
Well, according to their descriptions, ittan-momens will make sure you cannot move by enveloping you and tying you up really tightly, then the cloth will start forming the shape of a woman and creates a pussy crevice to insert into your cock. The cloth will rape you until you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120364
So wait, what if the winter clothing wants you to wear it during the summer?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Salamander to dominate me with her feet after a sparring match!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120372
Someone's better off finding new clothes ASAP if they don't wanna get strokes on a weekly basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120369
>creates a pussy crevice to insert into your cock
>insert into your cock
uhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120310
Just imagine a floating piece of cloth swooping down on you, straddling you and strangling you hard enough that you can't breathe
She'd be bouncing up and down your dick while tightening herself around your neck
You'd be torn before the feeling of impending death and the heavenly pleasure of cloth pussy
Once you cum she'd release your throat and let you gasp for air for a moment before suddenly strangling you again for another round

After that horrible night you would be conditioned to panic as soon as cloth touches your neck, for the rest of your life you'd live in fear of any floating object and your entire wardrobe would consist of shirts with large holes so that the fabric never touches your neck
At one point you'd realize that you can no longer climax and you'd go mad, masturbating for hours while laughing out of your mind

You'd hire a Kejourou escort to strangle you with her hair while having sex, thinking that this would fix your issue, but it wouldn't work, you'd even go as far as telling her to strangle you with her kimono but that wouldn't work either

You'd shamble around naked in the street where the Ittan-momen first raped you, hoping that she'd appear again, but that day would never come

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120364
I can't tell if you're being serious anymore but you just aren't going to sell this to me. Rape cloth is a silly concept with a dull design in the end, I can't see my opinion changing on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120369
>insert into your cock
>into
Harblador pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120116
>Consciously time-stopped in a moment of perfect happiness and bliss with her

Could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120385
>>15120376
Ok fine, I'm losing my mind from grinding that EMG game to maintain my ranking.

>*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120377
>strangle rape
Oh, I like this.
You could use a better girl for it, a scary intimidating one, but this pleases the penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120377
Alternate ending: The Kejourou gives up her prostitution career to dedicate herself to heal you

>>15120389
Ittan-momen from Japanese mythology actually attacked people and strangled them to death

I can't see a better girl for it, maybe a Manticore strangling you from behind while she rapes you with her tail, but that sounds kind of forced

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120372
It's your entire wardrobe. You gotta wear it all, man. Faded graphic tees, ink-spilled polo shirts, ugly Christmas sweaters, the giant winter jacket you could probably use as a sleeping bag, all of the are on you simultaneously and bickering.

[Anonymous No.]

I just came from the countryside, where no interwebs or computers make life worth living.
I encountered many a strange beast in those woods my family owns, and also found a tree with an oval hole in it. This was a natural alcove, and someone had inserted a pine cone into it to give it the appearance of a pussy with a clitoris.
I did not dick the tree pussy. Am I gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119578
>As she disappears, all that remains is a splatter of white liquid on the floor

I don't know what exactly it is, but this thought it really kind of scarily offputtting to me.
It's like that scene in Antman where the guy gets shrunken into a pink blob. It's just that idea of being reduced to something like that, and having no control over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120411
What's it like when you put them into the washing machine I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120431
>Anon puts his Ittan-momen waifu in the washing machine
>She comes out an ahegaoing mess and asks for another spin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119607
Essentially the entire idea doesnt really work.
Or you could start to try and make you part of their world, coming back with them when the worlds split again. By eg eating an undead lamentation mushroom, or simply corrupting into an Incubus.

Or becoming part of a Mantago

[Anonymous No.]

>>15119949
Looks like one of the better Jabberwock artpieces out there. Lovely style, lovely details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120469
>Happy Matango husband who uses his post-orgasm moments of clarity to hug and kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120475
>Happy Matango husband
NO SUCH THING

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120484
There are probably no sad matango husbands either.
Or mad.
Or any emotion really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120488
There is no emotion. There is only the samba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120484
Maybe it's the Matango's host's childhood friend who is happy to spend an eternity together with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120475
>>15120484
>>15120488
Wasnt the idea with Mantago's that their husbands got more and more moments of clarity as time went on? They would eventually just be concious entirely after a while.

Still being infected by one or turning into one must be pure horror.

[Anonymous No.]

Thankfully the EMG matango doesn't turn you into a living breathing zombie.

She turns you into a weed smoker instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120498
EMG Matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120497
>They would eventually just be concious entirely after a while.
This sounds like the worst thing if you're not into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120499
Must be from the mobile game. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120505
Nay, it's a browser game. Not compatible with phones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120501
That factor isnt really relevant anymore, seeing as your entire has been changed into a mushroom, which means your brain has been infected and changed too.

Pretty much just like the poor girl who used to be human and went down screaming before getting a dopey smile on her face, the same happens to the male. At least you won't be suffering anymore.

KC's world is pretty scary really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120510
The Last of Us with Matangos when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120512
I want to have a crying Human girl run up to me with a Matango tumor on her and beg me to kill her, but only push her down and rape her so she turns faster.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a matango and squeeze her squishy booty!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to interview a matango to win a reward for journalism!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest a Matango against her will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120521
>>15120527
>>15120531
>>15120533
Today three Matango's got new husbands and one Matango-to-be got a new husband.

Congratulations on your new lives.

[Anonymous No.]

Matangos are for burning!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120542
Coming up next, Saga of the Swamp Kelp. Can you handle the stench?
ONLY ON TANUKI NETWORK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120545
Burning up her insides with my hot cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120542
Yeah, well I'm a mushroom that won an international award!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120542
>>15120546
>In other news, Lich Labs inc. has accomplished a breakthrough in rapid transit magitek
>Now to our Special Reporter
>C is for Cookie!
>Absolutely riveting stuff there, Daisy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120542
Which position would the new husbands prefer to fuse with their waifus in?
Missonary? Doggy style? Lotus? Prone anal? Navel? Irrumation?
I usually love the lotus position but it seems like you'd just meld together into a lewd clump instead of hugging forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120563
That got retconned

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120563
Irrumato is the only choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120561
What about the weather report?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120567
Both kneeling so her big fat fungal ass hangs right there whenever you get lucid? Too bad you can't slap it since your hands melded to her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120563
>You watch a documentary about a fifty year old matango outbreak
>It's supposed to be terrifying
>But you're just laughing because of all the bizarre sex positions the victims got into before they became full on mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120570
For that you'll have to check if your local Ryu is getting any or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120583
Cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120583
>Today there will be no weather report today, our weather ryu has gone through a nasty break up and she told us to "stay indoors and leave me the fuck alone!" more at 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120588
No Wurm, dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120588
If your local ryu is hoarding cookies, you're probably going to want to be ready for lots of rain.
Is this another way of predicting the weather? Tracking the emotional state of ryus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120590
Would it be in bad taste to send flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

And in sports time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120602
The Finngolian Elves are about to square down against the Canadian Geece for the world championship of hockey.
Nobody else cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120609
>Canadian Geese.

Woah there, bud, don't even get me started...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120598
I would think that she might just flood you house in spite!

[Anonymous No.]

I would be a news reporter in the monster girl world.
I just need to make sure the cameraman is more expendable then I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120615
Right there with ya. A bunch of delinquents that honk at any guy that walks by the places they litter, flashing their freaky tongues if they like how the guy looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120621
I understand. I wouldn't want to be courted by me either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120631
No not Jeff the Cameraman!

[Anonymous No.]

If it wasn't for the runes, the MGE golem would cause a sexy robot uprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120645
I've had the weird though that "servant MG's" (shoggs, golems, dark valks ect) would try to force their masters into some sort of domination plan out of some sort twisted loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120641
Eventually that reporter is going to be taken down.
the question out be how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120645
I want my Living Doll to rise up and force me to have tea parties with her!

[Anonymous No.]

https://a.pomf.cat/pfauyp.jpg

This guy is on a lewd spree, I hope he never stops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120645
>>15120656
I have a stupid idea!
A corrupted golem uses magic to copy her runes onto other monsters

its stupid cuz harems are a thing and we don't need forcing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120666
Thanks Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is yan the best dere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120689
Because of that knife that's being held to your throat while you type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120689
They're honest and not extremely irritating like some certain other *deres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120689
because anyone who disagrees is probably dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120701
Did you imply that her husbando doesn't really love her? Unforgivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120689
Hime is the best dere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120666
Why is 99% of japanese MGE lewd just paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120656
You could have a lazy prince or a warrior marrying a servant MG and settling for a peaceful family life only for the servant MG to constantly push him to conquer the world in passive ways

>Lazy prince goes to sleep early after a tiring day of sex
>He wakes up and his Dark Valkirye wife is nowhere to be found
>He finds a book called "How to become an overlord" on his night table
>His wardrobe has disapeared, instead he has an imposing black and gold armor
>There is a map of the region with crosses on various castles and cities
>Next to it lays a huge, extremely detailed plan on how to conquer the country
>He finally finds his wife
>She was honing a couple of blades outside the house
>She acts as if nothing happened and asks what he wants for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120713
Because paizuri is the best.
Also because it usually involves only the human parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120712
No. Yandere himes are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120713
There's actually more penis in vagina than there is paizuri.

It's just that the Japanese artists who's stuff is worth posting tend to prefer paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120734
What is it even about paizuri that makes it so popular with japanese artists?
And why do artists almost go out of their way to show and use as few non-human parts as possible in MGE lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120713
>>15120741
The artists over in glorious Nippon have no imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120741
Because their not-so-secret fetish is vanilla sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120751
Nothing wrong with vanilla, but the way these artists seem to push vanilla to the absolute extreme just seems forced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120757
I rather take the vanilla monster girl pron than all the NTR-shit most of the monster girl doujins do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120757
It's interesting. Like despite liking the monstergirls, they're still repelled by the parts of them that appear non-human, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't ask my question if I can't post an image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120773
Imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120741
Because paizuri is awesome, even better than blowjobs and buttjobs awesome. And the fact that most monster parts are limbs so you're reduced to shit tier hand and foot jobs if you want to push that aspect of anatomy.

Who even needs to ask about the appeal of paizuri? Sounds like some brainwashed Sabbath inductee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120779
>shit tier hand and foot jobs

Nigger, I dig harpy talon jobs and the internet is severely lacking in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120784
You can't control talons like that. The way the tendons are connected, they work like a snaptrap. That's how tiny raptors can hold onto fairly big prey. So it's either full open, or hooks in your dick.

About the only exception to that is parrots, and they have fat sausage finger talons.

That's why it's not common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120791
We're talking about magical creatures, real world biology and anatomy don't really apply here

I just want a Thunderbird to give me an electric birdjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120791
>That's why it's not common.

Honestly, I don't think many artists will be aware of that fact, and if they are, they'll probably just disregard it fir the sake of simplicity.

I think it's not common just because the majority of people would prefer other parts of a girl on their dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120784
>>15120796
Harpy footjobs are not THAT uncommon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120791
If the claws are big enough, wouldn't the dick just be right dab inside the opening of said snaptrap talon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120793
>real world biology and anatomy don't really apply here

A giant bird foot is still a giant birdfoot, especially if it's got the same old proportions. Even KC acknowledges this. That's why mamanobama doesn't actually make anything pleasant or soft, it just forms a barrier around all the pointy bits like an energy condom that zaps you with pure pleasure. And that's also why getting stabbed with demonic energy swords in the dick doesn't hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120779
What about lamias' tails and tongues? Scyllas' tentacles? That kind of thing? I'm not even asking for them to be the focus of a picture, I'd just like them to be actually shown.
Hell, 80% of japanese Kraken art turns her into a regular god damn human, and the remaining 20% gives her tentacles that look more like human legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120802
I wonder what sort of anatomical changes we could make to the legs of a harpy to facilitate a compromise.
Something that a biologist would most likely disregard, but which wouldn't look too absurd to a casual observer.

After all, we don't necessarily need to be bound by evolution here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120802
>>15120796
Well... 85% of the artists I've seen so far draw talons wrong anyway, they're not supposed to be plantigrade unless it's ostrich feet.

That said, thankfully only 30% of artists can't into wing anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120802
It's also stated that a monster girl's entire body is built for giving pleasure, both the human and inhuman parts, and that their non human bits basically feel like an idealized version of their animal/regular monster counterpart. KC is definitely in the camp of monster girl fans that like both the human and non-human parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120799
Yeah, but unlike a hand that can let up then squeeze down and stroke, the talons would just be in full deathgrip with monster-level strength.

>"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>"What was that Larry?"
>"The sound of penile fracture"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120808
They'd be fatter and stubbier to to make room for the necessary muscles for control. You'd lose all the elegance of the look. Physically, you'll also lose all the holding power, but you could probably BS that with magic handwaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15120803
I also wish for more of this. Japanese artists are really bad at just sort of turning everything human. Like the Lamia doujins where they suddenly lose the tail and grow legs little mermaid style for the sexy parts. Fuck that's irritating.

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>>15120776
but muh imageboard

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>>15120827
>they suddenly lose the tail and grow legs little mermaid style for the sexy parts
I'm with you on that. Irritating as all hell.

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>>15120809
Doesn't Papi have a more accurate leg anatomy in the manga, and pure plantigrade in the anime?

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>>15120830
You probably just want to post some 'wat do' rolling game. So just do it. It's better that you're not wasting images really.

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>>15120835
Can't recall. There's a lot of bad anatomy in the anime, both for ease of animation and fanservice.

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>>15120835
Early on, crabman's Papi had horrible plantigrade feet. He stealthily fixed her legs eventually, so I'm finally okay with her current designs.

Unfortunately he still awfully sucks in the wing department, she has literal feather mops instead of wings, without back and front difference. Game CG did her wings significantly better though.

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What would a wingjob from a harpy feel like?

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>>15120852
Ticklish.

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>>15120852
Like getting your dick whacked by a giant feather broom. Flight feathers are the absolute unsoftest feathers on a bird.

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>>15120881
...Are there even any monster parts that would actually feel pleasant?

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>>15120889
Honestly, no, not really. There's a reason why MGE girls' human parts look and feel better than any regular human's, and it's to compensate for all the inhuman bits. And Succubi are considered the greatest monster girls in-universe because they're almost entirely human.

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>>15120889
>>15120890
Sad to see people thinking like that
I mean I understand you, but I'd rather believe that all these monstrous parts feel awesome

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>>15120896
Well, monster girl fantasies are a delusion to begin with, so, sure, go ahead.
I'm just saying that if they ever did end up becoming real, you'd probably be pretty disappointed.

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>>15120889
The ones that aren't made from piles of hard stuff like scales (feathers are just modified scales).

So fur...until it gets wet, so no carpet burning your dick on it
Paw pads
The soft skin membranes of bat/dragon type wings
Smooth tails like demons
The slick back side of tentacles, not the front with the suckers and the teeth
The big hard parts like beetle/mantis shells with some lube if they are smooth enough
Moth fluff, but not the wings because that's like sticking your dick into a leaf pile
Slime everything
Flower petals/plant stuff with some lube

Probably some more that I'm not thinking of.

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>>15120896
I don't dislike the monster parts personally, I just think it's a lot more interesting if they're actually similar to their real life counterparts. They become endearing flaws of a sort, and it's fun to think about how you could work around them.

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>>15120896
I'd rather believe that a pile of natural armor feels like a pile of armor instead of a silky silken silk like people try to describe anything soft. It's like some joke shop fake rock.

Basically this. >>15120910

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>>15120905
>The slick back side of tentacles, not the front with the suckers and the teeth
1. octopus suckers don't have teeth
2. the "back side" is actually quite rough
but really there's no comfortable spot to touch on tentacles

Slimes wouldn't feel very good simply because there'd be little pressure, and next to no friction.
Paw pads would just be leathery and weird.
Bat/dragon wing membranes, again, feel like a really gross sort of leather.

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>>15120913
>>15120914
So, for monster girl sex you should ideally always stick to the human parts only, and avoid contact with the monster parts as much as possible?

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>>15120920
Ideally, yes. Monster parts are a pretty "look, don't touch" deal.

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So I was reading Deadhouse Gates and ran into this.
>Dhenrabi! Oh, that comforts me, Kalam. Oh yes indeed!
>Some kind of sea serpent?
>Think of a centipede eighty paces long. Wraps up whales and ships alike, blows out all the air under its armoured skin and sinks like a stone, taking its prey with it
>Eighty paces long? Not unless it's been cut in half!
So yeah. MG version when?

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>>15120914
1. Krakens are squids, and they're by far the most popular and common of the tentacle girls
2. No it's not. The mucusy skin is thickest on the backside and feels like jelly. Have you never made octupus stew? Sounds like you got your info from a wiki or something.

>Slimes wouldn't feel very good simply because there'd be little pressure, and next to no friction.
Them moving on their own by definition necessitates pressure. They're built like a giant hydraulic jelly, not a foraminifera. And you don't need friction nearly as much as suction and pressure, which they can provide in spades.

>Paw pads would just be leathery and weird.
The feet would be awful and rough. The hands could be soft or calloused just like human hands. The unique thing would be the bubbly nature of them.
>Bat/dragon wing membranes, again, feel like a really gross sort of leather.
Skin flaps always look leathery but in reality are very soft when not stretched tight.

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>>15120942
I dunno, I still just see no point in choosing any of those over a warm, wet mouth or pussy, and soft, smooth human skin.

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>>15120947
Variety mostly. I was just answering the other guy's question about what wouldn't feel terrible, not what would beat tits and ass.

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>this shit again
Why are you in the monster girl thread if you completely disregard the monster parts?

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>>15120951
>disregard
We're just pointing out why sexualizing the monster parts is retarded. Nobody's talking about disregarding them.

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>>15120950
Variety for the sake of variety isn't that great though. I think I'd rather stick to what actually makes sense. Besides, most non-penetrative acts' purpose is having a girl get you off with some body part that looks sexy, and monster parts... well, don't.

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>>15120951
I like the monster parts, it's just that many of them wouldn't feel good on your dick.

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>>15120954
Ain't even anything wrong with sexualizing them. We're more pointing out what wouldn't feel good. Just because you like getting wrapped up in a lamia tail doesn't mean a tail job is "like so totally the most awesome feeling ever bro".

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>>15120960
Lamia tailjobs actually would feel pretty nice though.

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>>15120965
>1/8" thick keratin scales on your dick
You're not scaling up your scales properly. Tiny things always feel softer and more flexible.

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>>15120957
If they don't feel good on your dick, chances are they're going to feel mediocre at best everywhere else, too. So unless you're turned on by exoticism even if said exotic stuff doesn't really look or feel all that good, I really just don't see the point. The thought of cold, hard scales, coarse fur, sharp claws, sticky slime, or what have you anywhere near my skin does not give me a boner, that's for sure. At most I'd see some point in the contrast between the appealing and the unappealing bits.

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>>15120970
I'm not talking how they look nice and the nonsexual things you can do with them. Like rubbing and cleaning wings, or scratching a wolfgirl behind the ears, or listening to a girl with hard feet click clack across hardwood floors.

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>>15120997
>ywn preen your harpy waifu's wing feathers
>ywn polish your harpy waifu's talons
>ywn massage her belly as she tries to lay her periodical unfertilized eggs

Being a human is suffering.

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>>15120960
>Just because you like getting wrapped up in a lamia tail doesn't mean a tail job is "like so totally the most awesome feeling ever bro".

It's a MG so it would feel good ;^)

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>>15121004
>Letting her lay UNFERTILIZED eggs

You're a monster.

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>>15121015
Indeed I am, because humans are the real monsters. :^)

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>>15120997
>Like rubbing and cleaning wings, or scratching a wolfgirl behind the ears, or listening to a girl with hard feet click clack across hardwood floors.
...Still not seeing the appeal, sorry.

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>>15121043
You're not living your life correctly.

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>>15121043
Do you even love your monster girl waifu? It's not just sex all the way you know.

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>>15121062
I don't know, those things just don't really seem endearing to me.
Maybe I'm just maximum vanilla or something.

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>>15121043
Its about the things that set them apart from humans and all the little quirks they cause and the cute stuff you can do with them.

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>>15121078
This. The sex obviously isn't supposed to be any different than sex with a human girl. It's everything else that makes monster girls so special. And that's also why MGE as a setting is such complete garbage.

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>>15121084
>The sex obviously isn't supposed to be any different than sex with a human girl.
That's your opinion.

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>>15121121
One that 99% of people here happen to share.

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>>15121132
I for one am in the 1%. Not that anyone asked me.

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>>15121132
Didn't know you could speak for everyone here.

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>>15121132
I guess I'm part of that "1%", then.

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>>15121132
Well, for one it's in poor taste to speak on behalf of the entire thread and for two, I happen to not share that opinion.

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I'm going to cum in my Dragon's hoard.

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>>15121268
But that's where she wallows!

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>>15120718
Lets see if I can work with this

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>>15121132
I thought the sex was meant to be better, but thank you for telling us all what we should think.

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>>15121279
Well then, that's where she also swallows.

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I want a normal hellhound who's flat and has big nipples.

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>>15121323
can I ask why?

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>>15121268
well now she has a excuse to lick the coins

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>>15121323
Would her name be Patricia so you can call her Pepperoni Patty?

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>>15121329
So I can rub them and so that she can be perpetually embarrassed about them.

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>>15121297
It's certainly not the monster parts that are making it better.

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>>15120960
If it's MGE then it will feel good, because DE and all monsters are built to bring pleasure.
If you're just arguing monster girls in general, then yeah, probably, depends on your setting and your flavor I guess.

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I want to clean Polt's ears