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15088332 No.15088332 [Reply] [Original]

Reimu knows kung-fu!

>> No.15088335

Okay.

>> No.15088487
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15088487

My mom could beat up Reimu in a fist fight.

>> No.15088541

I have the power of COCK.

>> No.15088564

I have a knife

Maybe if I team up with >>15088541, we can overpower Reimu

>> No.15088870 [DELETED] 

>>15088332
A thread died for this.

>> No.15088875

>>15088870
I hope you die already

>> No.15089035

>>15088875
No bully

>> No.15089073

>>15088564
>>15088541
I have a few glass bottles
We can do this

>> No.15089093

>>15089073
>We can do this
Be the cannon fodder bar brawlers in a cheezy kung-fu movie starring Reimu?
I'm down.

>> No.15089120
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15089120

CHINA

>> No.15089242

>>15088332
Good. Maybe the douchebag can teach classes or mug people and stop begging for money for doing jack shit all day.

>> No.15089262 [DELETED] 
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>>15089120
CHY-NAH

>> No.15089365

>>15089242
No she'll just bully you and beat you for fun.

Pay money if you want to have a bully-free day!

>> No.15089443

>>15088332
i want to fertilize her armpits

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>>15089262
Who is this 2hu?

>> No.15089813 [DELETED] 

>>15089798
Donah Trumpu. The Youkai of bad spray tans.

>> No.15089819

>>15089093
How can her kung-fu protect her from being stabbed?

besides, she's just a girl LMAO

>> No.15089821 [DELETED] 

>>15089813
Boatslut not 2hu
The orange is an anti-rust paint coating

>> No.15089822
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>>15088332

>> No.15089850 [DELETED] 

>>15089813
Trumpu a cute! CUTE!

>> No.15089855 [DELETED] 

>>15089262
He's gonna help Make Gensokyo Great Again.

>> No.15089863 [DELETED] 

>>15089813
Spell Card: Small Loan "A Million Dollars"
Get to it ZUN.

>> No.15089875 [DELETED] 

>>15089850
>>15089855
No meme presidents kudasai
The only /jp/ approved ideology is NEETism with prime minister Anzuchang

>> No.15089919 [DELETED] 

>>15089863
Demagogue sign "Fifth Ave. Homicide"
Oligarch sign "Elegant Land Seizure"
Demagogue sign "Trickle-down Bullet Curtain"

Filibuster sign "Legislative Obstruction of a Thousand Sessions"
Christianity sign "Delegates for the martyred prophet"
Texas sign "Texan of the North"

Socialist sign "Populist fever"
Socialist sign "Banker Yokai Exorcism"
New England sign "Burlington Hellfire"

Dynasty sign "Revenge of the oligarchs"
Democratic sign "Super delegate bullet cyclone"
Oligarch sign "This spell card sponsored by Bank of America"

>> No.15089971

>>15088332
Bad form, her belly is exposed and vulnerable.

A skilled opponent could easily assault her navel.

>> No.15090041 [DELETED] 

>>15089875
Anzu a shit

>> No.15090143 [DELETED] 

>>15089919
I laughed

>> No.15090615 [DELETED] 

>>15090041
Off to the gulag

>> No.15091869
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15091869

>>15088332
LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO AGAINST...

KUNG-FU CUTMAN

>> No.15097686

>>15089242
But she never begs and does her job every day as shown in WaHH.

>> No.15097720

>>15091869
KUNG FU KEK-MAN

>> No.15097910

>>15091869
YOUR ON
PLASMA POWER

>> No.15097927

Reimu takes off all her clothes when she goes to the bathroom.

Even her socks.

It's honestly kinda strange, but hey, it's her house.

>> No.15098013

>>15091869
HE'S GETTING MY POWERSSSSSS

>> No.15098434

I know Kung Pao

>> No.15100280

>>15091869
deadly cutsman
deadly cutsman

>> No.15103289

>>15088332
I love Leon7's smug Reimu so much! SO MUCH!

>> No.15103730

>>15088487
All my money to the flower slut

>> No.15103948
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>>15088541

>> No.15104083
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15104083

China a shit

>> No.15104155

>>15097910
>>15091869
KUNG- KUNG- KUNG-FU CUTMAN

>> No.15104320
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15104320

Everybody was kung fu fighting!

>> No.15104412

>>15088487
babaxing!

>> No.15104743

>>15103948
Poor Remi ;_;

>> No.15104860

>>15104743
Too bad she can't win against the cock.

>> No.15104908

>>15104860
Nobody can win against the cock.

>> No.15104932

>>15104908
Not the cock.

>> No.15104935
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15104935

How does the dork knows about german suplexes?

>> No.15104964

>>1510493
It's just like pulling out a stubborn weed.

>> No.15104973

>>15088332
Show Me.

>> No.15104979

>>15104935
She's a swordsman, she probably knows how to fight hand to hand.
You call her a dork, but she could probably kick your ass even without her supernatural powers and swords.

>> No.15105004

>>15104979
Nah I'm pretty confident I can beat her up in a fist fight

>> No.15105141

>>15105004
Would you really hit a girl?

I mean, a phantom girl?

>> No.15105183

>>15105141
Gender equality is being able to hit a girl and them being able to hit you. Yes.

>> No.15105228

>>15105141
Gensokyou is a matriachy.

>> No.15119183

>>15104932
Nope.

>> No.15119284

>>15105183
But when you hit a girl, she start to cry and when girls cry is just a matter of time to her white knights arrive.
Are you ready to fight a bunch of them?

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