/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you make Honoka the happiest girl alive?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too unattractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058933

[Anonymous No.]

I love the JAV idol!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't, I'm NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

No because she's not an idolm@ster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058683
i would so she could make the happiest man alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058933

[Anonymous No.]

>14 different guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15059057
Doesn't matter. She's with YOU now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058933

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058933

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058683
>black nipples
No thank you

[Anonymous No.]

If I can't even make my own mother happy, what makes you think I can make Honoka happy?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is im@s territory, git out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15059713
I'm sorry for asking

[Anonymous No.]

You mean by staying away?

[Anonymous No.]

Naw hanako needs some time to sort some things out

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058933

Don't beat yourself up anon, I'm sure you're prettier than you think you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Being with her means I need to stay around that whole LL obnoxious crap.

She's not an im@s.

Deformed dry vagina and black nipples.

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Farting.
While being pounded.
In the rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058933

[Anonymous No.]

*farts*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15060568
>>15060770

@3:17

[Anonymous No.]

A thread died for this.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRZ2reRMcJU

[Anonymous No.]

>>15059706
This.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I would be fine with her taking several different men.

[Anonymous No.]

BLACK NIPPLES

BLACK!

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is for:
-im@s
-Touhou
-Vocaloid

/jp/ is not for
-Love Live
-Kantai Collection
-3D idols

[Anonymous No.]

>>15058933
No you aren't. You just have untypical facial features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15060568
Well they don't call her Honkers for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062112
>im@s

You mean the franchise that stole the idea from LL and rushed to get it out first? Enjoy your anal slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062233
Yes, that's the one.

Glad you've heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062233
7 years earlier than LL at that. Truly shameless.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being the Yakuza in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emitsun, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific black nipples. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that yakuza and not only sit in that bed while Emi Nitta flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the mosaic censorship barely concealing her stretchmarks and greasy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that sex. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking breath but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's THE CUTEST AMATEUR and DAMN, THIS GIRL HAS A GREAT SINGING VOICE because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her fat fucking michelin ass release gases in your dick you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of schoolgirls and supermodels and later dead-eyed naive country girls for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Okinawa. You've never even smell anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste her breath as she forcefully shoves her tongue down your throat, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "rubenesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard eating karaage in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before your bosses could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking yakuza. You're not going to lose your future criminal career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062395
If this isn't a pasta, it's becoming one

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry but the jay is rightful im@s clay. Go away with your black-nipple-farting whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15060568
sounds hot

and moist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062112
post 2012 /jp/ is for:
-JAV
-fumo
-kigurumi
-jap mobile games
-jap arcade games
-jap net games
-idol games
-3d idols
-train cams
-dolls
-VNs
-doujin events

post 2012 /jp/ is not for:
-touhou memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062562
It's a /tv/ kopipe about Jamie Lee Curtis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062395
>dead-eyed naive country girls
Pls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062717
I miss uncle

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post a shot of her nipples.

I'm actually curious how black they exactly are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15062738
Why is my Mugen post deleted?

I didn't mean harm with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15060254
I'm not beating myself up. I'm being honest.
I'm ugly and that's all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15063590

Hey man, as long as you're not Elephant Man-level ugly, you can find a girl. Maybe not a looker, but someone. Even fat ugly dudes can get a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15064461
Thanks, but as a socially awkward ugly guy, odds are pretty low. But that's just life, no sense worrying too much about it.