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Which tofu's ability would you like to have for yourself?

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Time stop, of course.
Just imagine the possibilities.

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>>14994071
A wonderful Oni's of course. Life would be good.

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>>14994071
In terms of pure convenience, you can't beat Yukari's, so that's the smart answer.

Personally though, I'd go for Reimu's. Floating away from reality sounds nice.

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>>14994071
>immortality
>basically being a god
>kinda dead though

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>>14994158
good for sucking dick

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>>14994182
>In terms of pure convenience, you can't beat Yukari's
Yukari still has 24 hours in a day.
Less when you factor in all her sleeping.

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Ignoring all the very obvious OP shit, probably Star's thing. I love going innawoods, but all my favorite hiking trails are full of teenbros going camping with their girlfriends. I'd be nice to just be able to avoid humans altogether for a while.

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If I make things really dark, people won't see me

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best survival in a nuclear wasteland scenario

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Yoshika's

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>>14994341
You could walk around naked and fap in public without anyone knowing.

>>14994388
Not really. She still needs food, water, etc. Her powers cant help keep her alive, only good for attacking.

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>>14994600
>She still needs food, water, etc.

Depends on how her concept of youkai works.

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>>14994600
i can eat radiation so

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>>14994614
Only certain youkai dont.
Kogasa can live off fear, Magicians dont need food or drink, I imagine beast youkai who are herbivores (Tewi) dont need food nd fairies are immortal.

Okuu is a hell raven, she probably eats the corpses in hell.

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>>14994191
>stop time
>shit in someone you don't likes mouth
>start time

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>>14994071
telekinesis TELEKINESIS TELEKINESIS

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Time stop of course. Other than the 'you are still aging even when you stopped the time' thing, you can never go wrong with time stop.

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>>14994388
>>14994600
>>14994614

Okuu only has power because she swallowed a god. You'd want that god's power, not Okuu's

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the power to be the biggest slut

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no one can't beat the dick

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>>14995094
I'll beat your dick!
Both hands!

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>>14995102
Useless anon!

there is not enough power to stop the dick!

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>>14995083
Why someone would want to be a slut?

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my life would be that much easier

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Magic would not only grant power, but with proper application, Immortality as well. Who has to worry about time when you will live forever anyway?

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>>14994241
Yukari can manipulate the border of being out of time and having more than enough time though.

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Sekibanki has the best by FAR. The human head is like balancing a bowling ball on a fistful of pencils. Nearly every action we do has to take head posture into account. Being completely free from that would be so liberating. Not even going into the sheer amount of quality of life improvements.


Also seems to come with laser eyes and illusions.


Most other powers require effort/practice or come with some sort of responsibility/expectations/people asking favors.

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>>14995044
Her powers cover that too. Time manipulation, not just stopping it.

>>14995214
Nice fanfiction.

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>>14995044
Why if someone traps you in a sticky trap?

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>>14995216
>come with some sort of responsibility/expectations/people asking favors
Yukari is one of the most powerful youkai and she doesn't give a fuck most of the time

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Spending all day walking through walls, messing with people and trying to hang on to immortality by fighting off Kishin.

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>>14994241
Time manipulation is certainly powerful, especially since Sakuya's comes along with some kind of spatial manipulation that's never really elaborated on. Thinking about it, I suppose it really does outweigh gaps in terms of usefulness. I had passed it over at first glance because in the games, you only see it used like DIO's time stop, which is a lot less useful for an ordinary person keeping a pretense of leading an ordinary life. However, that's only scraping the surface of Sakuya's ability.

Still, the thought of being able to go anywhere, instantly, without expending any effort, is pretty attractive. Not to mention you get your own pocket dimension, and the ability to go to other worlds.

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>>14996096
Actually Sakuya's can do basically anything with time, except for going back. Also speaking of pocket dimensions, Sakuya has it, as it was mentioned that she has some control over space as well, she uses it in fightings and probably that's where she keeps all her knives

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>>14996096
Actually Sakuya can do basically anything with time, except for going back - stopping it, slowing/accelerating, deleting objects from time etc. Also speaking of pocket dimensions, Sakuya has it, as it was mentioned that she has some control over space as well, she uses it in fightings and probably that's where she keeps all her knives

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>>14994158
>not having to worry about not enough time ever again

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>>14995328
The fighting kishin seems like it could be a pain in the ass, but messing with people sound pretty fun though.
You also forgot the personal zombie army.

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Some handy utility with this one.

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>>14995266
Piss off, demoman.

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>>14996174
>probably that's where she keeps all her knives
I think EoSD, or something around then, said that it's not that she has a lot of knives, but that she goes back and picks them up after she throws them, while time is stopped.

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>>14994071
Rinnosuke's

combine that with all my Knowledge of Modern Science I'd be able to make my own GUNDAM and invade the moon

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>>14994158
Stopping time would stop movement of visible light radiation, therefore disallowing your ability to see.
Everything would be dark. It's a boring way to look at it, but if radiation wouldn't stop then I'd definitely want to be able to stop time.

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"Manipulation of supernatural phenomena" sounds like it could be pretty op, but who knows what that really even means. Maybe I could turn myself into a youkai.

>>14996257
This last time she would've been fucked too if it hadn't been for kishin forgetting to secure the ground. I reckon next time they decide she should die they'll just add in some ground layers and she'll be dead. Hermits can't run forever I guess.

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>>14996890
Sakuya has control over time, she can do more than stop it. You could simply slow time to the point that light moved extremely slowly, so that you could see, say 1 m/s. That would be so slow that it would be basically stopped for everyone else. The slow speed of light would not matter because everything would basically be stationary anyway.

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>>14996353
But that doesn't make sense. She'd have to throw the knife, wait, stop time, get the knife, go back in time, and then throw the knife alongside itself. All this hassle prevented just by carrying more knives.

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>>14997091
the more knives she has, the more of a hassle cleanup is.

Oh, and it was from PCB's manual
>In order to save money and the planet, she reuses knives she's already thrown.
>If she were to run out of knives during a battle, she'd just stop time and pick them up again.

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>>14997034
Damn, that's a dope ass ability then

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>>14997215
That's not "only has one knife and throws it more than once per attack" that's "has lots of knives, but when she runs out she picks up the knives she's already thrown"

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>>14995079
if it has a source then it's real easy to get

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>>14997555
>That's not "only has one knife and throws it more than once per attack"
Indeed. Indeed, no one said that either.

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>>14998823
Hm. I remember her having one knife being told to me as the explanation. Maybe I'm just dumb, so I guess I should switch my answer to Cirno.

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>>14994071
I want the power to be a cute female girl forever

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Marisa?

>be a human, yet
>plot armor
>never surrender
>high power magic
>surfing on a broom
>steal from the rich, then give it to the poor yourself

Yuuka?

>be powerful enough to live alone with your hobby and tell people to get off your lawn

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>>14999551
It's like you haven't paid the slightest attention to what OP actually said.

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>>15000021
>implying abilities can't be subjective sometimes

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I want to be able to freeze frogs!

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I want the ability to move corpses with a wheelbarrow!

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Suprised no one hasn't said it yet.
By being able to read minds maybe I'll be finally able to dialogue normally with people and don't fuck up all the time since I know what they want to hear.

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>>14994071
the hecatia one

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>>15000862
A dank hat with balls?

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>>14996174
>deleting objects from time
What?
>>14997215
>>In order to save money and the planet, she reuses knives she's already thrown.
Remilia has the most powerul second in command, hands down.
I dont get how Sakuya lost to her, I have the feeling she just "lost" becuase she couldnt bring herself to kill a child, and expected an old man or some other steryotypical vampire.

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>>15000911
How does Sakuya "lose" to anyone, then?

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>>15000911
Completely destroying them in past, present and future. Basically, her bombs in DDC

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>>15000951
The same reason Reimu, Yuyuko and Yukari can lose. Spellcard rules.
But given they met before Gensokyo, and her relationship with Remilia and Flan, it's more likely she just didnt want to kill them imo.
In one of the written works I believe it once said she sometimes tells the scarlet sisters to act certain ways. This isnt something a miad would do, keeping their masters in line. It's something a mother would do to her children.

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>>15000968
How?
Thats Yukari/Yuyuko territory.
That goes beyond time manipulation.

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>>15000979
Spell Card: Time Sign "Dual Vanish"
Manipulates time and erases enemy bullets from the present and then the future. You can steal a huge amount of green score items.
DDC, B-type bomb
She can also summon clones of herself form another dimensions (see SWR)

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>>15001015
>She can also summon clones of herself form another dimensions (see SWR)
IIRC ZUN mostly leaves Tasofro to their own devices when it comes to fighting game mechanics, and just comes up with names for everything afterwards. So this may or may not be canon.

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>>15000973
>In one of the written works I believe it once said she sometimes tells the scarlet sisters to act certain ways. This isnt something a miad would do, keeping their masters in line. It's something a mother would do to her children.

>Due to the nature of the mistress of the house, it is arguable whether she serves the role of maid or babysitter, but in any case, she is in charge of most of the affairs of the household.
EoSD

>She does a maid's duty perfectly: cooking, cleaning, washing, babysitting, knife throwing, etc
IaMP

>She is the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, but due to her mistress's nature she's practically head of the household.
IN

In any case, that she was a vampire hunter has as much weight as that she wanted to be a maid because she likes the idea of being a maid. If anything, that she can do what she wants and boss vampire children around, she could basically have just shown up one day and never left and Remi couldn't do anything about it.

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>>15001107
>She even seems to possess a certain degree of power in the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and can sometimes give orders to the vampires.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Sakuya_Izayoi

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>>15000607
Buy anon, I don't want to read minds
I want to have my mind read and that one tell me why a person would sabotage so much himself in life