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you have 1 chance to stop yukari from stealing your innocence

>> No.14924456

I'm from /jp/.

>> No.14924466

>>14924456
being a socially reclusive neet virgin wont protect you from gap hag crotch

>> No.14924480
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14924480

Reminder that we have about 4 Yukari thread right now

>> No.14924489

>>14924466
Hooray!

>> No.14924495
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>>14924480
/jp/ has never been this good!

>> No.14924499

>>14924480
thats awesome!

>> No.14924507
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>>14924480
more bump

>> No.14924508
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>>14924480
/jp/ - Boundary Culture

>> No.14924585

>>14924450
You can't steal innocence where there isn't any. Give me your best shot, sexy fiend

>> No.14924591

I cast Body of Effulgent Beryl.

>> No.14924613
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14924613

No! Please! Stay away!

Take this miko instead! Maybe it will help satiate your lust!

>> No.14924615

>>14924613
Ew no one wants that.

>> No.14924646

>>14924450
I don't have any innocence.

>> No.14924693

>>14924646
then shes stealing your nether regions for the next four to five hours to do whatever she wants with and its probably kinky and hella lewd

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>> No.14924739

>>14924450
No! I won't let Yukari tell me how babies are made.

>> No.14924744
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>>14924693
Like what?

Gaping my penis into her crotch to fuck me with it?
Use my own penis to fuck my mother/sister and get them pregnant against my will?
Gap it into a kindergarten where innocent little girls will play with it without understanding what it really is?
Force me to suck it myself while she laughs and humiliates me?

Hm?

>> No.14924762

>>14924450
I'll politely ask her to not steal it, stealing is bad and wrong!

>> No.14924794

My overwhelming ego can crush other beings with it's mere existence. Yukari can't even get close to me unless I give her permission.

>> No.14924822
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It can't be helped. I'll lay down, spread my legs and beg her to be gentle. If I'm obedient enough I hope she will let me call her mommy.

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Tell her that an innocence can only be properly taken during a wedding night.

I hope I can marry her some day!

>> No.14924912

>>14924450
I don't see how this thread is pertinent, how is this going to help anyone?

>> No.14924928 [DELETED] 

>>14924794
*slaps your ass*

>> No.14924962

Yukari has SIX threads! And that's still not enough!

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>>14924450
if innocence = virginity then I'd gladly let her

every time i see her lewd cleavage i have an undying lust for paizuri

>> No.14925218
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14925218

Marry me first, please, I promise to be a good husband

>> No.14925249

RAN IS PRETTIER
HECATIA IS STRONGER
YUYUKO IS COOLER
HER ONLY FRIEND IS A POOR ASS MIKO NO ONE LIKES
SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS MANY THREADS

>> No.14925309

>>14924693
K, I'm fine with that.

>> No.14925320

>>14925058
SAGGY
HAGGY
TITTIES

>> No.14925551

>>14925249
>HECATIA IS STRONGER
Objectively wrong

>> No.14925781

>>14924450
I'll use it to mount an entirely ineffective resistance, because just giving in is less fun for her and might cause her to go easy

>> No.14925923

>>14924450
>stealing your innocence
>My innocence

Heh. Heheh. hehAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.14925932
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But I want her to and I never had any to begin with. Can't rape the willing and if she plays with age boundaries I'll be her slave forever.

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>>14925932
Age gapping can go both ways

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>>14925320

>> No.14926471

i want to tittyfuck yukarin

>> No.14926534 [SPOILER] 
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14926534

It's no easy task trying to stop Yukari when she wants what she wants.

>> No.14926572

>>14924450
I'll steal her innocence instead.

>> No.14926746

>>14924450
No please
Do not want

>> No.14926854

Help me Eirin!

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>>14926854
What do you need from me, Anon?

>> No.14926990

>>14924450
What innocence? I do not believe in innocence.

>> No.14927119

>>14926909
Your innocence.

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>>14926534
Raping Rinnosuke is basically easy modo second to Sanae

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>>14924450
she gives the finest paizuri in all of gensokyo

>> No.14933771

>>14924450
Not if I take it first.

>> No.14933803

助けてー、みこえもーん！

>> No.14933834

>>14924716
Translate it weeb

>> No.14933845

>>14933834
>Um, today unexpectedly Ran and Chen are gone and I wound up wanting to eat hot pot
>But while buying ingredients
I just so happened to bump into you, so
maybe I'll just have human instead...

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>>14933845
Shut up and keep translating, weeb.

>> No.14934026

>>14934022
He's just copy-pasting (with edits) from the translation on Danbooru.

>> No.14934082

>>14934022
>You ask my age? How old do you think I am? ...Sixteen?! Don't kid me, you coy! How could I be so young?
>I am already twenty!

>> No.14934089

>>14934026
/jp/ is reclining

I remember when true weebs were here and translate random shit only saying the magic words.

>> No.14934091

>>14931961
Whats it like?

>> No.14934096

Your shikigami is better.

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>>14934096
Shit taste, m8

>> No.14934143

Because my innocence is gross. Who wants something gross?

>> No.14934407

>>14934109
I want Yukari to be MY shikigami!

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>>14934407
You'll need a strong umbrella, dude

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>>14935283
Is this a strong enough umbrella?

>> No.14939998

>>14934109

You say that, but I succeeded in protecting my innocence. I'm saving myself for my favorite touhou, I'm not some harlot.

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