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Seacats Anonymous Fri Mar 11 14:25:20 2016 No.14908156 [Reply] [Original]

I want Erika to look down on me

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 14:29:45 2016 No.14908175 File: 299 KB, 580x880, Umineko.no.Naku.Koro.ni.full.1939708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for Yasu~

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 14:42:54 2016 No.14908225 BEATO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 14:54:15 2016 No.14908269 File: 186 KB, 480x640, 1390591442678541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which sister would you bully?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 14:55:07 2016 No.14908274 File: 61 KB, 567x807, bernlamb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14908234 Qt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:11:47 2016 No.14908352 File: 189 KB, 855x570, 1304635963897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14908274 AHAHA.WAV

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:17:01 2016 No.14908363 >>14908274 I'm seriously tired of all cosplayers wearing those platform heel shoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:19:00 2016 No.14908375 Guys.... GUYS! What if Bern and Lambda actually are in this world and they're just posing as cosplayers for the lulz?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:20:53 2016 No.14908383 >>14908375 I wish they'd visit and sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:38:44 2016 No.14908472 File: 148 KB, 349x480, me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14908375 The pathetic 'weight' that your existence holds would be crushed by me merely appearing near you, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:40:22 2016 No.14908481 File: 148 KB, 349x480, lam_majimea3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14908383 The pathetic 'weight' that your existence holds would be crushed by me merely appearing near you, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:41:51 2016 No.14908488 >>14908481 Ok Still aroused by you guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:43:47 2016 No.14908503 >>14908481 It would be worth it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 15:44:14 2016 No.14908505 Guys... GUYS! What if Lambda is actually a trap? I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 16:16:48 2016 No.14908659 >>14908505 In that case, I would lick her candy cane

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 16:18:32 2016 No.14908667 >>14908659 >her

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 16:38:11 2016 No.14908770 >>14908269 Lucifer, but only out of a place of love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 20:11:14 2016 No.14909802 >>14909093 Ill get rid of it maybe later. But don't expect it to be flawless, the Erika one I did last time wasn't perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 20:16:37 2016 No.14909812 >>14909802 The problem with the sample pictures is that they're so small that even if you remove the text, the resolution is still shit. But the Erika one you made was still much better than nothing though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 20:19:07 2016 No.14909820 >>14909812 http://waifu2x.udp.jp/ does a reasonably good resizing job at the correct settings

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 20:26:17 2016 No.14909849 File: 1001 KB, 800x1276, Tape Erika resize.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14909820 Wow, that actually worked pretty well

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 20:29:25 2016 No.14909864 >not "Kyrie dindu nuffin" edition One job, OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 21:00:19 2016 No.14909954 File: 20 KB, 240x320, erika taped up card.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14909812 I don't think the originals were very large to start with for some of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 21:04:07 2016 No.14909972 >>14909954 Would have been from 200-300 dpi digitally in order to be printed so it would have been decent size for 4chan standards

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 21:19:33 2016 No.14910039 File: 515 KB, 1000x1400, 1427392029129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry Erika.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 21:40:47 2016 No.14910126 >>14910039 I want to have a sexually tense rival situation with Erika.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 21:46:14 2016 No.14910150 I want to try and ultimately fail to intellectually rape Erika, then fall back on physically raping Erika.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 21:53:51 2016 No.14910189 I want to be the Watson to her Holmes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 22:04:36 2016 No.14910230 >>14910126 So would you want her to defeat you after one of your biggest victories, then Rape you after forcing you into a marriage?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 22:06:47 2016 No.14910238 >>14910230 Sounds incredibly fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 22:34:31 2016 No.14910343 File: 84 KB, 400x336, 1457464637559.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This anon's a pervert

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:11:52 2016 No.14910445 >>14910422 Best girl really did get last post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:13:39 2016 No.14910452 >>14910445 >Not even a girl i am mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:26:34 2016 No.14910494 >>14910445 Don't hold your breath, I could have posted another Bernkastel were I not more occupied elsewhere. The queen still reigns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:27:36 2016 No.14910496 File: 176 KB, 1280x720, bb sha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That thread was built to last.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:31:24 2016 No.14910503 >no one posted a post and then created a thread just for the last post get Come on, this is childsplay

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:34:38 2016 No.14910514 File: 1.65 MB, 1920x1080, lamb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14910503 Nah I wanted to see it play out. It was more fun that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:37:54 2016 No.14910520 File: 157 KB, 345x500, umineko weekend at kinzo's.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14910503 I was about to point that out in the last thread but it got deleted before I could start typing. I hope the fun never ends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:41:51 2016 No.14910532 >>14910514 Lack of competitiveness I tried that trick on /a/ but a willardposter posted in the window where I post the post in the thread and post 2 new threads to bump the thread 2 positions down. Though that was pretty fun even though I lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 11 23:46:38 2016 No.14910545 >>14910503 I considered doing that, but I figured it wouldn't feel as satisfying

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 01:01:44 2016 No.14910804 >>14910503 i tried that, didn´t work

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 01:19:32 2016 No.14910854 Erika's a miracle of the universe(s) and I love her very much

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 01:35:31 2016 No.14910912

Erika climbed into Battler's room and immediately punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.

Upon awakening Battler found himself duct taped to his bed. Erika was wet, standing in front of him with a one-piece swimsuit staring him in the face. "As Agatha Christie used to say...the secret of getting ahead is getting started!" And at that, Erika leaped forward and grabbed Battler's shirt. She grabbed with all her might, and ripped the clothes from his body. His muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to his help.

The sweat on his body aroused Erika more than she'd ever been aroused before. It reminded her of the stories her mother kept hidden away in the back of the bookshelf, where detectives would receive probings by their mischievous homosexual partners. She couldn't wait. Erika flipped Battler over and spread open his asshole. Again his screams were not heard. After ripping open his backside, Erika plunged her fist in.

She thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Battler and he lost consciousness. Erika came almost immediately, but she was by no means done. She pulled out of his asshole, her FIST dripping blood and shit. Erika cleaned her fist off with Battler's tongue.

Erika took out her chopsticks and shoved them up her moist vagina.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 01:36:33 2016 No.14910918

>>14910912
Erika then undid Battler's restraints and began fist-fucking his now lifeless corpse while shoving her chopsticks up her slimy cunt. After ejaculating her Detective's goo, she decided she wanted a better look at Battler.

Erika shoved her hand back up Battler's ass. She thrust it in as far as she could and grabbed onto the first organ she could, and then pulled out. She ripped out his entire small intestine and part of his large. Erika started to giggle and piled up the small intestine onto her head like a Deerstalker cap.

She noticed the sun was coming up so she had to finish in a hurry. She pulled a large knife from the ass crack of her swimsuit and began to skin Battler's body.

Just then Erika remembered, she was not an atheist detective loli, but a cow-titted golden witch. She skinned herself to reveal her true identity, Beatrice, the titty monster. She sat in the center of the room for several hours until George came in.

"Battler it's time for-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A WITCH OH MY GOD BATTL-" and Beatrice attacked and pierced George. Then Beatrice went outside and let out an ahaha.wav and a ray of gold butterflies came from the sky and swept her away to the Golden Land.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 01:44:09 2016 No.14910939 >>14910912 >>14910918 That's nice dear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 01:53:05 2016 No.14910966 File: 687 KB, 640x480, 2016-03-12 (5).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dlanor a qt

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 02:04:00 2016 No.14910995 Hideyoshi is the only that doesn't have any backstory, right? Literally everyone has some history or progress except for him. Why is he so irrelevant?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 02:15:22 2016 No.14911039 >>14910995 I thought they went into a little detail about him, just not as much

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 02:20:33 2016 No.14911055

>>14910995
He used to be some kind of mob boss didn't he? Anyway it's nice to see some consistency in personality.

He doesn't actually murder anyone does he, with the exception of the incident in 3 where Rudolf/Krie probably tried to blackmail him first. Of-course he does go along with Eva's insane plans

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 05:33:35 2016 No.14911456 Just found out there's a doujin where Battler steals Shannon away from George. Normally I'm not fond of NTR, but that feels right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 05:35:43 2016 No.14911460 Sauce please

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 05:36:44 2016 No.14911462 >>14911460 >>14911456

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 05:37:43 2016 No.14911465 >>14911460 I only found it as part of a compilation. It's the first one. http://exhentai.org/g/635132/54c3f97ada/ It also isn't translated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 05:45:32 2016 No.14911483 Am I the only one who loves to voice all the characters in certain scenes?

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Anonymous Sat Mar 12 07:44:43 2016 No.14911772
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>>14910995
He doesn't need a backstory. He was into food, got himself food chain stores and got rich from it. He's boring but has enough of a backbone. That's where George got his shit fat genes and became completely boring and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:14:45 2016 No.14911845 >>14911772 Man, whoever made this image sure seems to hate George. Maybe he was projecting some of his own qualities onto him?

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:26:50 2016 No.14911887

>>14911845
But that's exactly the kind of person George is, he even admits how much of a faggot he is in episode 6. Not to mention the implication that he got rid of Battler's Letter so he could more easily seduce his Waifu who was barely in middle school by the time he entered college. He's a bitch.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:32:19 2016 No.14911903
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>>14911845
Are you saying George isn't being a faggot whenever his glasses fog up?
I was honestly surprised how much the story actually shits on him in these scenes. I only took screenshots of the best one (worst?) but it really does paint George in a bad light. Irie had the same gimmick in Higurashi but whenever his glasses fogged, it didn't show honesty but his nervousness and fear. George's glasses fogging up shows his true colors. The red text was just to both joke about George and put the text into some small context.
Personally the part that really made me noticed that Ryukishi07 shat on George hard, more than just ep 6, is the bottom left corner one. The one where George watches a child's show with Maria while Battler and Jessica make cracks at it. Imagine if the show was Dora or something and George was watching it with the same intensity and joy as Maria. That's not normal or healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:34:52 2016 No.14911914 >>14911772 I would've walked away from Rosa beating Maria too. That's just business between the two of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:34:56 2016 No.14911915 >>14911456 Isn't that canon though? Also didn't George NTR Shannon away from Battler first?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:37:10 2016 No.14911925 >>14911915 I don't think Battler even remembered she existed before going back the island.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:41:33 2016 No.14911938
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>>14911914
Yeah, honestly, I was very tempted to remove it outright since Battler and Jessica also decide to leave, not just George. It doesn't make him solely wrong or a faggot but because it was an important scene, and I was missing one image to make it fit, I had to add it. I only had 16 images and this was the 16th. It wasn't faggot-y enough.
>oh look, George is smugly looking down on Battler and saying that he jokingly might have a weakness.
Meh.
I still think the scene where George tells everyone to let Maria get beaten made him look like a faggot to a degree since Jessica and Battler might have calmed down Rosa if they tried hard enough. Battler tried a bit but he could have done more if George didn't convince him.

>>14911925
Of course he did. Remember the letters that never got sent?

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:43:30 2016 No.14911947

>>14911925
That's debatable. That may very well be the case, sine to him, she was just some girl that he talked to occasionally whenever he went to Rokkenjima, even his promise was mostly a joke, he didn't see it as a sin.

On the other hand in the universe where Lion exists Battler doesn't even bother to show up after six years. Even if he wasn't in love with her or anything like that, I'd like to think Shannon played some factor in Battler coming back, even if it wasn't the biggest one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:43:33 2016 No.14911948 >>14911938 I really don't know what red text I could have added to that image >come on Jessica, beat him up, he's not perfect! Ehh, not good. I still can't think of anything for that image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:45:35 2016 No.14911960 >>14911772 >>14911903 Fuck off autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:46:19 2016 No.14911964 File: 47 KB, 500x642, fat george.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14911960 You're right, George is full of autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 08:47:48 2016 No.14911977 >>14911964 Just like you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 09:00:42 2016 No.14912027 >>14911938 No, I don't. I've been stalling on my re-read. >>14911947 Perhaps. Though I'd like to have Shannon's life as miserable as possible, so I might just be forgetting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 10:00:18 2016 No.14912257 I just would like to say that the OP has mediocre choices.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 10:08:41 2016 No.14912274 OH DESIRE Please just let it be March 25th already.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 10:50:40 2016 No.14912450 >>14912435 What a happy family

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 11:30:18 2016 No.14912587 >>14912274 It'll probably take a while until it's translated anyway. The last chapter was released in December, and wasn't translated until February

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 11:57:52 2016 No.14912676 >>14911938 >Remember the letters that never got sent? I don't remember that at all, when did that happen?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 13:28:49 2016 No.14912998 Why could Ange revive herself to the Golden Land after she died when learning abut the truth, but Lambdadelta couldn't do so when Featherine killed her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 13:32:12 2016 No.14913015 >>14911772 >>14911903 Every time you post these pictures I feel like I need to tell you that you should add a black outline to that text. The red really clashes with all the other colors, and makes it pretty uncomfortable to read

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 13:34:54 2016 No.14913028 >>14912998 Probably because she's the Witch of Resurrection

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 13:41:45 2016 No.14913053 File: 674 KB, 640x480, 2016-03-12 (10).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh shit Isnt this supposed to be one of the longest chapters in Umineko?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 13:47:52 2016 No.14913077 >>14913053 I don't think it's the longest, but it certainly is the best

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 14:26:30 2016 No.14913212 In which order should I read the series?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 14:30:53 2016 No.14913226 >>14913212 Heh. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 14:31:27 2016 No.14913228 >>14913212 Release order. The answer to this question is almost always release order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 14:34:35 2016 No.14913234 >>14910392 I fucked your mom, but I also like you. >>14913212 1, 4, 5, 6, 7.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 14:36:54 2016 No.14913244 >>14913234 Fuck Off, Dad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 15:05:14 2016 No.14913319 >>14913212 Higurashi -> Umineko

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 15:31:15 2016 No.14913384 >>14913228 I don't even know why people would consider it otherwise, especially since Umineko is Chronological.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 15:47:42 2016 No.14913433 >>14913384 Not only that, but you have to read the Episodes before you unlock the next one. The game even says that it isn't recommended to skip anything

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 15:53:29 2016 No.14913447
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So who else has red the Murder of Roger Acroyd? I finished it recently, and while the mystery itself was quite good I felt it lacked the ＨＥＡＲＴ that many of Christie's other works often has.　None of the motives were terribly interesting, Poirot seemed like he was playing a game of casual checkers the whole time, and the narrator seemed just bored of the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 15:56:38 2016 No.14913458 >>14913447 And what does this has to do with this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 16:06:16 2016 No.14913498 >>14913458 In the history of Umineko threads it is not unheard of or generally unwelcome to discuss mystery as a genre.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 16:06:24 2016 No.14913499 File: 609 KB, 640x480, 2016-03-12 (17).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOI SHE GON DO IT

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 16:11:49 2016 No.14913517 >>14913498 Sorry. I'm new to this :P

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:07:15 2016 No.14913757 >>14913447 It's quite fun, though not as fun as the ABC Murders. Have you read those? Honestly, I thought Umineko's trick would be something akin to Sleeping Murder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:11:31 2016 No.14913785 >>14913517 Welcome to "this".

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:12:30 2016 No.14913788

>>14913757
ABC murders is such a god tier red herring. Christie is the only author I legitimately have no idea where they're going for much of the story. I think some of her best stories though, mysteries aside, are ones with original detectives that aren't attached to any others. Those seem to have far better characters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:14:50 2016 No.14913801 What did Ange see in the corner of the matress store? On that tagent, how did she bring Sakutarou back, was it just a trick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:15:26 2016 No.14913805 >>14913788 Have you read P.D. James? I think you'll love it, if you liked Christie. Her Cordelia Grey books are superb as well, and it's quite interesting to see a female detective. You can also imagine she looks like Erika

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:19:48 2016 No.14913815 >>14912998 Ange died. Lambda was more or less literally written out of existence while the situation was resolved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:20:57 2016 No.14913817 >>14913801 It's intentionally left vague in the original VN, but the PS3 version throws subtlety out the door and outright shows Sakutarou among the various things on the wall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 17:53:08 2016 No.14913946 >>14913817 I see. So Rosa, despite designing clothing for a living, was just bullshitting Maria and bought something mass produced.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 18:44:21 2016 No.14914147 >>14913946 Illusions to illusions. Rosa was always a shitty mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 19:18:54 2016 No.14914297 >>14913946 If you read the end of ch4 ange shows Beatrice that sakutarou was a mass produced toy and that's how she was able to revive him. Not wanting to crush Maria's happiness they call it magic, which is at the centre of what magic is

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 19:43:50 2016 No.14914373 File: 502 KB, 1000x1445, img000003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14913946 >>14914297 Wouldn't Ange get sued for writing books about someone elses property?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 19:47:54 2016 No.14914382 >>14914373 Do doujin writers get sued for using characters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 19:58:51 2016 No.14914418 >>14914382 No, but it's illegal for sure. Japan doesn't even have parody laws. The only reason they don't get sued is because most creators over there don't give a fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 20:14:15 2016 No.14914468 >>14913015 I'll do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 20:49:08 2016 No.14914577 >>14914373 I don't think anyone in the "future" remember about a shitty unknown cloth doll from the nineties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 20:57:33 2016 No.14914601 File: 128 KB, 293x398, Sak_a23_naku1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14914577 >shitty Don't say that about poor Sakutarou!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 20:58:50 2016 No.14914606 >>14914601 If it was good, other kids would have one, wouldn't they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:02:22 2016 No.14914628 >>14913946 >>14914297 Wasn't it rather that Rosa was making another as an apology but she forgot it on the boat before the incident, and thus Kawabata kept it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:07:00 2016 No.14914647 File: 1.09 MB, 1051x1499, img000056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14914628 No, it was mass produced. She says so herself in the manga

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:27:14 2016 No.14914751 File: 515 KB, 868x1236, Best dad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Rudolf was my dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:33:10 2016 No.14914782 >>14914751 >your dad will never kill the rest of your family Why live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:39:59 2016 No.14914812 File: 228 KB, 584x319, 1455318351086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I literally just started episode 6 and wow Ryukishi, congratulations on losing me in the first chapter

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:47:50 2016 No.14914843

Are you folks ready for another puzzle? Here we go.

Upon unlocking my apartment and entering it, I found my roommate dead inside. His throat was slit and I couldn't see any murder weapon. There was a huge pool of blood under his body so I'm assuming he was killed inside. My room mate and me both had a key to the apartment so I checked for any keys and I did find one broken inside his pocket.
Impossible! All the windows were locked and...
I took a knife in my hand and inspected the apartment for any intruders, but to no avail. No one was hiding in the apartment and no one had left the apartment when I came in.

So I gathered all his acquaintances in one place, all 5 of them.
There was the gruff captain Morgan
Meek looking boy Shandy.
The sexy pina colada.
The big scary Black Russian
And the mentally unstable Scottish Half n Hoff.

I told them all at the same time
"Roommate is dead"
This was followed by the following responses in this specific order.
Half n Hoff: 'Astard! He owed me some money he did!
Pina Colada: What a shame, he was so pretty. I wish I had gotten a bit further with him.
Black Russian: Blyat. I'll kill whoever killed him.
Captain Morgan: God damn. Poor scoundrel. I had a drink with the sod last night.
Shandy: I can't believe he was murdered. What kind of a monster would kill such a great guy?

Now, how do you think he was murdered and who did it.
I have an answer in mind, but my mind is open to any interpretations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:49:05 2016 No.14914849 >>14914843 I give up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:51:13 2016 No.14914860 >>14914843 You did it

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:53:58 2016 No.14914873 >>14914843 The narrator?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:54:18 2016 No.14914874 >>14914860 >>14914873 Seems pretty cut and dry to me that the narrator did it with his knife, yeah.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:54:46 2016 No.14914879
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>>14914843
It's either the Russian or Shandy.
He simply told the acquaintances that the roommate was dead, but they both knew it was murder.
The weapon was probably taken with the murderer and not left at the crime scene.
About the locked room: the roommate could've been cut at the door, so he quickly locked the door and fell over and died of blood loss.

The existence of the riddle means this level of reasoning is possible for anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:54:50 2016 No.14914880 >>14914751 Rudolf seems like he would be coolest guy to have as a dad, (if it weren't his family's circumstances).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 21:59:59 2016 No.14914906 >>14914879 Then how did the key break?

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:00:44 2016 No.14914909

>>14914843
I'll assume that the narrator isn't the murderer.

If you had to unlock the door, it had to be locked in first place, and the narrator, acting as the detective couldn't have done it.
His key was broken on his pocket, so someone must've locked the door.
Therefore, the culprit has a key.

So here is my theory:
Captain Morgan did it, he snatched his key last night, while your roommate was drunk, made a copy, then went to his aparatment and killed him. He took the weapon and locked the door after killing the roommate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:02:36 2016 No.14914915 File: 202 KB, 512x600, nyeh heh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14914906 The roommate could've fallen on it. There was no saying what material it was made of, nor anything about the roommate's physique.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:08:17 2016 No.14914932 >>14914628 Sort of. She did get another one, but it wasn't hand made.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:18:02 2016 No.14914962

>>14914843
I'll give you guys something to think about. (Ignore the all-knowing by the narrator it's for the purpose of making the puzzle more interesting)

The key was purposefully broken by the culprit and placed inside the victims pocket in that order. The culprit was inside the apartment when he placed the broken key in the pocket.
The apartments door can only be locked with the two keys that I and roommate had.
Obviously I'm not the killer. That would be too easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:19:19 2016 No.14914967 >>14914843 >So I gathered all his acquaintances in one place, all 5 of them. That's pretty sad

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:26:34 2016 No.14914987
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>>14914962
The narrator could've conspired with the killer and lent him the key, but was given back shortly before.
That, or the key was stolen from the narrator and placed back without him knowing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:27:58 2016 No.14914992 >>14914962 Okay, what if the door was unlocked to begin with, and the narrator just thought that he unlocked it before he entered? In that case it could be anyone

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:29:54 2016 No.14914997 >>14914843 >>14914909 Killer is still inside; There is a secret passage; There is no roof; You can lock the door without the key. Any of these will make the crime trivial.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:31:25 2016 No.14914999 >>14914997 >There is no roof; Always gets me.

>>	NeedsHelp Sat Mar 12 22:40:58 2016 No.14915031 http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Ninii Can Y'all help me and paste this in your browser?

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:41:28 2016 No.14915033

>>14914987
I am neither the culprit nor the accomplice nor did I help the culprit commit the murder indirectly.

>>14914987
I had the keys on me at all times and up until now I had stayed with my parents, so my keys weren't used in any way.

I definitely unlocked the door. It was locked before I unlocked it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:45:42 2016 No.14915057 >>14914812 Ikuko and Featherine are such shit characters. It's no surprise that six and eight are the worst Episodes in the VN, giving her even semi-important parts was a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:48:30 2016 No.14915068 >>14915057 What makes them so shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:49:09 2016 No.14915072 >>14914962 The key that was broken wasn't the key to the apartment. Killer was the Russian, since he was the first to say that he was murdered. Motive? Probably Pina Colada's love.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:51:04 2016 No.14915080
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>>14915033
A) It was suicide and, after making the initial, cut, the roommate hid the weapon and died.
B) A copy or fake key exists.
C) The culprit had the roommate's key for unknown reasons beforehand.
D) The door had an autolock mechanism, and locked itself after the murder was committed.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 22:52:51 2016 No.14915087

>>14915068
On Featherine: I felt that she was unnecessary to the overall story of Umineko. She just comes in, talks about how we need to look deeper because the answers are there as if the series hadn't been doing it for the past five Episodes, and does and doesn't do things as the plot demands (kills Lambdadelta but not Ange or Battler because reasons).

Ikuko, I admit, is simply because I link her so much with Featherine that I don't separate the two. Though I don't find her or Tohya too interesting anyway.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:00:17 2016 No.14915111

>>14915072
Bing bing bing! We have a winner. Thanks for playing.

Anyone have any complaints or suggestions for future puzzles? Will you guys allow me to indulge in giving you guys one of like maybe every two weeks or so.
If you don't want to just tell me to fuck off and I'll do so.

Also, the reason why shandy assumed it was murder was because of the Russian saying it first.

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:00:34 2016 No.14915113
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>>14913015
Alright, here you go, I redid the text, added borders and fixed some mistakes I wish I had fixed a while ago. Looks much better. Thanks for the input. I'll do ep 2 now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:01:43 2016 No.14915117 >>14915111 >the reason why shandy assumed it was murder was because of the Russian saying it first. Huh, clever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:05:46 2016 No.14915136 >>14915111 Fuck, I can't believe I fell for the key-trick again after Episode 4. I should have seen it But this was a good one. I'd love more of these

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:12:17 2016 No.14915161 >>14915111 >key tricks shaking my head to be honest family

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:19:05 2016 No.14915182 >>14914843 Although now that I know the answer, shouldn't the narrator have noticed that the key was different, even if it was broken?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:25:12 2016 No.14915203 >>14915182 That is true. I just didn't want to give away the answer too easily and I felt like if I started to point out the key even further it would become obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:27:06 2016 No.14915208 >>14915111 But how was he murdered? This hasn't been answered yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:28:32 2016 No.14915214 >>14915203 Yeah, I understand, I just wanted to know if you had taken that into account and you had, so kudos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:29:40 2016 No.14915220 >>14915208 It's about the whydunnit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:29:45 2016 No.14915221 >>14915208 He used weapon X.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:31:31 2016 No.14915228 >>14915220 >Now, how do you think he was murdered and who did it. >how do you think he was murdered >how :^o >>14915221 top kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:33:54 2016 No.14915235 >>14915228 That was only a tagline to get you to play the game. You've fallen for his marketing scheme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:34:34 2016 No.14915239 >>14915208 It says his throat was slit, so he obviously used his big Russian hands to rip it apart

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:35:15 2016 No.14915241 >>14915239 He short cut those nails.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:36:17 2016 No.14915246 File: 31 KB, 426x270, 1452982414919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14915235 Oh, damn... >>14915239 Exactly what I thought

Anonymous Sat Mar 12 23:44:03 2016 No.14915291

If you were Ryukishi and you wanted to make another When They Cry, what could you possibly do to change the formula? Umineko expanded on Higurashi by adding the meta-elements, but what's another element you can add to the story so that it's not like another Umineko?

I'm curious if anyone has any ideas since I can't think of any.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 00:04:55 2016 No.14915366 >>14915291 Magic

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 00:11:48 2016 No.14915382 >>14915291 Make three completely different stories that somehow intertwine with each other in the end

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 00:13:13 2016 No.14915387 >>14913053 Episode 5 is actually the shortest episode by word count.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 00:15:46 2016 No.14915398 >>14915291 Branching paths? The closest we got was the Trick and Magic endings. He's considering exploring other mediums for it, like manga. If he does, there could be something unique to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 00:33:59 2016 No.14915441 >>14915366 Can you imagine the rage if he made a new WTC with lots of impossible closed room murders and such, and it turned out the answer was real magic all along?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 01:46:48 2016 No.14915655 File: 1.42 MB, 458x257, 1453254402547.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >those scenes with Battler in the locked room during episode 6 Ryukishi should write a horror story

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 01:48:29 2016 No.14915657 >>14915655 I'm pretty sure he already did that a couple of times

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 01:51:31 2016 No.14915664 File: 489 KB, 800x800, 1275239722152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14915657 That was magic, Anon. I mean, witches, kakera, and yokai are pretty magical. I mean actual horror

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 03:53:38 2016 No.14915811 >>14915664 He's doing Ika, or whatever is its name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 04:52:40 2016 No.14915942 File: 401 KB, 579x819, a3822089f83070b50452e6d4c4f69cbe492313c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14915664 That milk drinking thing obviously worked quite well for Ange. For Erika.. not so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 04:56:50 2016 No.14915947 >>14915942 Erika was too busy solving crimes to drink milk. I bet she came out of the womb and immediately solved who killed her mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 07:04:46 2016 No.14916121 >>14915942 ange drank all the milk, so erika was left with nothing, and her chest shows it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 08:51:18 2016 No.14916283 >>14915441 Sasuga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 09:11:01 2016 No.14916316 File: 426 KB, 699x496, american-kinzo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14911483 YES But only when I'm home alone. And theyre mostly silly and have funny accents.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 09:17:38 2016 No.14916330 >>14916316 Can you give some examples for the accents you assign to characters? I personally love reading Bern's lines with my impression of Voldemort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 09:18:51 2016 No.14916332 File: 5 KB, 407x65, truu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14913785 Calm your edge, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 10:07:14 2016 No.14916456 >>14915291 Have you guys ever played prince of Persia sands of time? His next story could incorporate multiple narrators who all have their own recollection on what happened and argue amongst each other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 10:38:53 2016 No.14916564 >>>/e/1907231

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 12:47:04 2016 No.14916988 >>14916332 What edge? I don't understand. I just welcomed someone to "this" that I don't know what he is talking about. Since he said he was new to "this".

Anonymous Sun Mar 13 12:57:29 2016 No.14917036
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>>14913015
>>14915113
And done. It does look a lot better, crisp and clear.

>>14913447
I'm reading it right now along with the oriental express. I think Ryukishi07 mentioned the latter in Higurashi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 15:41:08 2016 No.14917679 File: 31 KB, 640x480, 2016-03-12 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you destroy Erika's closed rooms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 15:49:12 2016 No.14917713 File: 328 KB, 843x276, erika checks her privilege.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14917679

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 16:06:47 2016 No.14917782 >>14917679 >>14917713 Embarrassing Erika must be so fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 20:01:57 2016 No.14918712 File: 1008 KB, 1000x1460, reci.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does Featherine call Bernkastel "the witch of recitation"? She's doesn't repeat anything from memory.

Anonymous Sun Mar 13 20:12:26 2016 No.14918765
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>>14918712
Recitation because she is a specialist in reseting situations, but I think it is probably an author mistake. Bern power is knowing the perfect cause and effect for an objective, not reseting to try again. The power to do things (magic) any witch can do it, the idea is that each one has a method of doing things.

I think its totally a mistake, I wouldn't care much, reminder that it's real people making these stories, characters can say "mistakes".

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 20:14:47 2016 No.14918776 >>14918712 Because she's her miko, I think. One of the definitions for the word recite is "to repeat (a piece of poetry or prose) before an audience, as for entertainment."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 20:43:49 2016 No.14918879 >>14918712 What's the original kanji for it? Maybe the translator chose the wrong word or couldn't think of a better English equivalent?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 20:54:25 2016 No.14918908 File: 2.17 MB, 3648x2736, DSCN1894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14918765 >>14918879 >>14918776 Sounds plausible, but I already took the pictures, so I guess I should just make it 100% sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 20:55:34 2016 No.14918912 File: 2.15 MB, 3648x2736, DSCN1895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14918908 And here's the other half just in case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:04:05 2016 No.14918940 >>14918908 >朗読の魔女 It could be "Witch of Reading", but that isn't as flashy. Google translate is also suggesting "Recitation" for that kanji. Maybe that explains it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:08:33 2016 No.14918951 File: 187 KB, 480x640, Umineko.no.Naku.Koro.ni.full.267886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14918940 Pic related, fan art but its still canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 13 21:13:32 2016 No.14918974 >>14918940 I see. Kind of weird to call her that (at least it was weird to use word it in that fashion like a witch's title), but I'm glad to see it wasn't anything too important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 06:38:10 2016 No.14920708 File: 414 KB, 502x1171, E!RI!KA!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 06:42:20 2016 No.14920716 File: 376 KB, 1600x1200, f939a1416e4377d372a93a53735fb428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mmm.....

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 06:55:12 2016 No.14920738
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I really like B.Battler as a character in CROSS.

Not because of how he's a murderer and says really nasty things to people but because he seems like even he doesn't want himself to be the culprit and seems to try everything he can to get himself killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 07:48:50 2016 No.14920851 File: 249 KB, 605x580, 1446871692318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do I love Erika so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 07:53:50 2016 No.14920858 >>14920851 impales you with a blue wedge psssh.... "love" isn't real kid...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 08:39:08 2016 No.14920931 who names their daughter Ghetto?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 08:39:22 2016 No.14920933 >>14920738 I like his ending after killing Shannon; he sounds likes he's laughing and crying at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 08:55:26 2016 No.14920962 i have a problem. i think i've fallen madly in love with bernkastel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:01:30 2016 No.14920973 I'm sure that I've fallen madly in love with Lambdadelta and there isn't a problem with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:08:27 2016 No.14920992 >>14920973 <you are my friend baby>

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:11:42 2016 No.14921001 >>14920992 Why are you speaking in English on a Japanese imageboard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 09:12:58 2016 No.14921007 File: 34 KB, 229x158, 1457585016121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14921001 it's not English if it's full width.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:29:15 2016 No.14921284 >>14920738 I always see Black Battler as being the regular Battler being controlled and forced to do horrible things. He knows what he's doing is wrong, but he can't stop it. >>14920851 Because she's a pathetic failed mary sue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:44:51 2016 No.14921343 File: 1.80 MB, 1000x1000, 10381099_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love cakes!

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 11:49:41 2016 No.14921357

>>14921343
Does anyone else get the feeling that Featherine is just a small part of Ryukishi07 and she doesn't represent him at all? I mean, it seems obvious that she's him because she's the author but I always felt that Ange acted more like Ryukishi07. She's humble, only wants to create stories to help others and doesn't seem condescending in any way. I always felt that Featherine acted a bit more like Agatha Christie, especially with the whole ''I wrote mysteries under another name for the contest, figure out which one it is'' that Agatha also did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:20:05 2016 No.14921452 >>14921284 His boss version seems different though. Like whatever was left of Battler is completely gone and he really became the awful monster he claims to be.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:28:06 2016 No.14921479

>>14920738
>Calls himself trash
>Mentions he's feeling cheery yet sad
>His sad laugh at the end of his story with Shannon
>Tells Eva to kill him, completely serious
>Says things to people that would obviously piss them off
>Picks fights he knows he can't possibly win

I want to hold Black Battler's hand and tell him everything will be alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:29:11 2016 No.14921481 >>14921479 He'd probably kill you while laughing and crying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:35:21 2016 No.14921515 >>14921481 He doesn't really kill all that much in the game, oddly enough. He seems more keen on rape and/or keeping his victim as a slave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 12:40:43 2016 No.14921538 >>14921515 Based as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:04:04 2016 No.14921615 I mean really, who wouldn't want Jessica and Shannon as slaves, walking around on their four, naked with a collar on their neck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:05:23 2016 No.14921618 >>14921479 You're not a very sociable person, aren't you? it would be better to leave that kind of people alone. Men like that are a pathetic lost cause.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:08:04 2016 No.14921626 >>14921615 Nothing excites me like Jessica, Lambda, Erika and Bern's broken "Battler-sama" when he swaps to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:09:31 2016 No.14921631 >>14921618 Well, he has a whole island to himself, so he'll be fine. >>14921626 >Bern's broken "Battler-sama" I'd love to see Bernkastel broken. Goddamn, now I want to see a harem of everyone naked, broken with collars all held by a unified chain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 13:58:13 2016 No.14921830 What the fuck is wrong with you people? Uminekos are NOT for sexual except Lambda but only for tender loving

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:00:07 2016 No.14921839 File: 92 KB, 425x366, 1419048101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14921830 What about Bern and Erika? I want to humiliate them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:02:10 2016 No.14921845 >>14921839 Humiliation is wrong when cute witches are involved. Now that I think about it though, Natsuhi would be perfect to humiliate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:03:32 2016 No.14921849 >>14921830 Lambda is good for unwrapping. >>14921839 How would you humiliate Bernkastel? I'd force her to wear Rika's clothes and then stab her in front of the Furude shrine. Maybe some ptsd will fuck her up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:14:41 2016 No.14921883 File: 45 KB, 450x600, 5830752_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:40:12 2016 No.14921970 >>14921357 Probably she is Agatha counterpart and not Ryukishi at all, probably it was his intention from this character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:50:50 2016 No.14922003 File: 1.61 MB, 886x1423, 55818686_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to inspect Bern face too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:53:48 2016 No.14922019 >>14922003 I want to inspect Bern's mouth with my dick if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 14:55:16 2016 No.14922031 >>14922019 Stop the sexualize.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 15:30:20 2016 No.14922151

>>14921970
I think that's why I like Featherine more than some other people. People assume she's a Ryukishi Stand in, while some of the stuff she says and does contradicts what some of the main themes of the story are. She acts a lot like Agatha Christie, and in general acts like stuck up mystery novel writers. I never got why people thought she was 100% Ryukishi's self insert character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 15:36:31 2016 No.14922180 File: 1.89 MB, 1472x1920, God.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14922151 Because people don't know the true Ryukishi07 self insert.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 16:01:21 2016 No.14922279 >>14922180 JOOJI!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 16:02:36 2016 No.14922282 >>14922031 I want to put my dick in that pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 16:33:15 2016 No.14922407 I am very much in love with Lambdadelta. I want to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 18:37:31 2016 No.14922846 File: 483 KB, 638x479, Erika english.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do perfect girls like Erika exist in real life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 18:41:31 2016 No.14922871 >>14922846 ＜＜ＷＡＮ　ＭＯＡＨＨ＞＞！！

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 20:57:34 2016 No.14923554 I hope so. I love her so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:16:37 2016 No.14923624 File: 682 KB, 640x480, 2016-03-12 (6).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dlanor best GIRL. Erika is a pseudo-intellectual FAG.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:29:44 2016 No.14923666 File: 74 KB, 637x627, someday you'll be smart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14923624 >Erika is a pseudo-intellectual FAG.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:35:16 2016 No.14923693 File: 799 KB, 1080x1080, 1457920300991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14923666 >liking the girl who broke down at her theory being denied nice beast trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 21:51:23 2016 No.14923768 File: 6 KB, 114x114, 1329207229889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are there any torrents/links WITHOUT the ps3 sprites? I can't find any

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 14 22:01:18 2016 No.14923820 >>14923768 The PS3 version on nyaa comes with the patch for the vanilla game as well.

Anonymous Mon Mar 14 22:42:30 2016 No.14923986
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>>14923768
>>14923820
Just realized that I literally have a signed copy of the physical 1-4 DVD game. Now how did I forget that?
Anyway, installing it now.

They should really mention that in the torrent description. Wiki says you can't uninstall the PS3 sprites with the patches.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 02:27:46 2016 No.14924609 >>14923768 >>14923986 Dumb rifuyu poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 02:48:10 2016 No.14924654 File: 41 KB, 276x190, bernkastel pizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14924609 I didn't know there were others. I love rifyu's art and I miss his seacats.

Sorcerer of Contradiction !3zZdw0D3l6 Tue Mar 15 04:20:58 2016 No.14925011
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You're minding your own business shitposting in /jp/'s Seacats thread when you suddenly hear the voice of a female behind you. "How long are you planning on just sitting down there and doing nothing, Anonymous?" asks Bernkastel.
You turn your chair around and are now facing the witch.

[ ] "Please marry me, Bern-sama."
[ ] Punch her in the face.
[ ] Rape
[ ] Ignore her and go back to shitposting.
[ ] "Whoa! I didn't expect you to color your hair blue, mom."
[ ] "Where is Erika? I really love her."
[ ] Tell her to fuck off.
[ ] Point your index finger at her and shout "YOU DON'T EXIST, STUPID WITCH!!!!"
[ ] Other (please specify)

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 04:34:53 2016 No.14925077

>>14925011
[X] "Please marry me, Bern-sama."
[X] Punch her in the face.
[X] Rape
[X] Ignore her and go back to shitposting.
[X] "Whoa! I didn't expect you to color your hair blue, mom."
[X] "Where is Erika? I really love her."
[X] Tell her to fuck off.
[X] Point your index finger at her and shout "YOU DON'T EXIST, STUPID WITCH!!!!"
[X] Other: Tell her to tell Dlanor that I know a guy who runs a sweet store.

>>	︀ Tue Mar 15 04:36:19 2016 No.14925081 File: 49 KB, 513x695, Rika sitting on Burn-kastel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925011 [X] Punch her in the face. [X]Other (Strangle her to death) I fucking hate Bernkastel so much. I wish she'd stop existing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 04:37:45 2016 No.14925086 >>14925011 [X] "Please marry me, Bern-sama."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 04:42:02 2016 No.14925098 File: 152 KB, 584x382, Battler punching Bernkastel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925011 [X] Punch her in the face. I hate Bernkastel so goddamn much. I wish she'd drop dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 05:52:13 2016 No.14925325 So. What's the deal with Maria and Rosa? Do they really hate each other or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 06:01:44 2016 No.14925362 >>14925325 How the hell do you get the impression that Maria hates her mother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 06:11:21 2016 No.14925396 >>14925011 I'd ask her if she could please introduce me to Rika

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 06:17:34 2016 No.14925413 >>14925325 I don't think Rosa really hates Maria, she's just a bad mother and lets her frustration out on her. Maria doesn't hate Rosa at all, she just hates "the black witch" that possesses her every time she's mean

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 06:38:51 2016 No.14925480 >>14925098 is this an actual sprite? what does he say in this scene? "ZEN ZEN DAMEDA"

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 06:53:41 2016 No.14925517

>Umineko no Naku Koro ni attempts to be an anime that depicts a game in which the lives of the Ushiromiya family are in the hands of a wannabe Phoenix Wright and a bratty witch who is more tsundere than terrifying. What starts off as a deliciously dysfunctional family drama (that happens to have gruesome murder and black magic involved) soon turns into a train wreck. What we have here is Survivor: The Scooby Doo Edition.

>Umineko no Naku Koro ni sadly is not a great psychological thriller nor is it an anime about a great debate. Thus this anime begins to fall to pieces when you realise it is not a battle of wits, but a battle of patience-- just how long is Beatrice going to put up with Battler's idiocy? Boredom, she claims, is the reason behind any of her actions. Certainly the audience itself must be bored to put up with an anime that is clearly insulting their intelligence.

>And insult our intelligence it will, unless you are too wrapped up in the gimmicky insanity and cheap distractions of this story's plot. Repeat in red: this is a bad anime.

>Basically the entire anime becomes interspersed with scenes in which Beatrice tries to tell Battler that 2 + 2 = 4 but it ends with him just arguing and insisting that the answer must be 5. He just does not want to believe that either magic or a familiar murderer is behind the deaths on the island. Which makes no logical sense. He basically says for the entire anime, "Nobody in the family or staff is a murderer. There are only eighteen people on this island. The murderer must be Beatrice. But Beatrice does not exist since witches do not exist. So then the murderer must be one of the eighteen because a nineteenth person does not exist. I refuse to believe one of us is the murderer, so that can only mean that the murderer must be Beatrice. However, she is not real because witches are not real. But--" How Battler made it this far in life without choking on his own spit is a wonder.

>The pointlessness of this entire anime is exacerbated when glaring evidence in front his face basically says magic is real:

>Beatrice teleports them through the mansion and grounds WITH MAGIC. Beatrice can stop the flow of time WITH MAGIC for them so they can have debates. WITH MAGIC, she can make her words float in the air in red in front Battler's face. She is able to separate Battler into two beings, one with a physical state and the other a mere consciousness, WITH MAGIC.

>A major problem with the cast is how huge it becomes. Bigger does not mean better in this case. Adding themselves to the story are some Playboy-- er, Siesta Bunnies, that take at least five minutes to kill someone, and the shota-loving Stakes of Purgatory, who are seven groupies fashioned after the Seven Deadly Sins. And seriously, what is the point of Bernkastel and Lamdadelta? The goat-head butlers have a more significant role than those two.

>Umineko no Naku Koro ni ended up being a travesty of an anime. It is frustrating, and not in a good way. It is truly a detriment to your personal sanity. What starts off as a giant tower of crap devolves into such a pile of dung by the end, and you are left wondering whether this is supposed to be a comedy or a tragedy. Well, we see that it is more a tragedy than anything else-- what a horrible thing to happen to those who watched this!

>If you want a real murder mystery that is filled with lies, deception of the other players, justification of moves with truths and evidence, lucky breaks, and dependence on expert timing and logical thinking, then go pick up copy of the Parker Brothers' Clue.

I love Yahoo Answers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 07:13:00 2016 No.14925561 >>14925517 >And seriously, what is the point of Bernkastel and Lamdadelta? brb tracking down the writer's IP and am going to give him a horrible death.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 07:22:27 2016 No.14925573 >>14914751 that girl is wearing a dumb hat

>>	Sorcerer of Contradiction !3zZdw0D3l6 Tue Mar 15 07:24:44 2016 No.14925584 So what's it going to be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 07:55:46 2016 No.14925684 >>14925011 >[x] Ignore her and go back to shitposting because she isn't real

Anonymous Tue Mar 15 08:36:41 2016 No.14925786
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Upon reading this message, you have 10 minutes to post your favorite line(s) from all of Umineko. If you do not comply, or if you run out of time, mackerel will haunt your dreams for all eternity. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 08:43:35 2016 No.14925806 >>14925786 You're forgetting that magic isn't real and therefore no mackerel will haunt my dreams as a response to not working according to the instructions of your post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 08:45:47 2016 No.14925811 >>14925806 Who said anything about magic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:01:36 2016 No.14926173 File: 10 KB, 723x85, Pure cancer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925517 Youtube comments are worse

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:10:46 2016 No.14926191 >>14925786 George's mom calling him a virg in the beginning LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:11:17 2016 No.14926192 >>14925517 The irony being that this guy is quite a lot dumber than Battler.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:30:12 2016 No.14926230 File: 302 KB, 869x1270, 1452829289000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Erika is flat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:34:56 2016 No.14926239 >>14925011 [X] "Where is Erika? I really love her."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:41:06 2016 No.14926259 >>14926230 This scene was basically a metaphor for Erika taking Battler's virginity, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:45:52 2016 No.14926268 >>14926259 It's a metaphor for Kinzos late wife forcing Kinzo into marriage that he doesn't want

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 11:52:30 2016 No.14926281 File: 249 KB, 640x480, ttgl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925480 >is this an actual sprite Yeah, Battler uses TTGL glasses throughout most of Chiru.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:01:15 2016 No.14926309 >>14925480 >what does he say in this scene? "Who the hell do you think I am?!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:01:17 2016 No.14926310 File: 237 KB, 640x480, pathetic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925786 This one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:04:29 2016 No.14926323 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x720, mcpry5AI6n1rc0lzwo5_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925098 yo that image is tiny as HECK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:05:48 2016 No.14926324 >>14926323 >no glasses

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:08:43 2016 No.14926337 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x720, 1458057869354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14926324 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:38:37 2016 No.14926441 >>14925396 only correct answer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:45:19 2016 No.14926470 >>14926337 Are you blind or just dumb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 12:47:47 2016 No.14926478 >>14926310 they're laughing with us right? not at us...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 13:02:43 2016 No.14926511 >>14926478 Ofcourse anon. Ofcourse

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 13:15:36 2016 No.14926541 What is the pattern of erikas panties?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 13:16:44 2016 No.14926542 >>14926310 I have the urge to steal lambdas hat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 14:34:19 2016 No.14926789 >>14926541 Clearly she doesn't wear any

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 14:44:02 2016 No.14926820 >>14926542 It's just a pink beret with bows

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 16:18:22 2016 No.14927140 File: 2.99 MB, 1920x1080, ep811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14926323 >yo that image is tiny as HECK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 16:18:27 2016 No.14927142 File: 445 KB, 500x714, 1338556889653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14926541

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 16:33:31 2016 No.14927165 File: 197 KB, 500x722, tumblr_nefdw59aaG1rbf1cuo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925011 >[X] Other (please specify) Befriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 17:33:11 2016 No.14927407 File: 1.36 MB, 1000x1448, 1431045135735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925011 >[X] "Please let me be your furniture, Bern-sama."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 17:36:32 2016 No.14927417 >>14925011 [X] Hug

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 17:44:35 2016 No.14927455 File: 21 KB, 242x227, 1407002219330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925011 [X] Point your index finger at her and shout "YOU DON'T EXIST, STUPID WITCH!!!!" [X] Punch her in the face. [X] Rape [X] Go back to shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 17:50:06 2016 No.14927477 >>14925011 [X] Other: Make me your piece in the next game. I'll be very useful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 17:52:26 2016 No.14927490 [X]: Please find me a gf, I know its ALMOST impossible but you can do it. Thanks in advance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 19:27:14 2016 No.14927842 File: 440 KB, 640x480, 1456550131003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14925786

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:16:01 2016 No.14928065 >>14927842 What was this scene like on the manga?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:25:02 2016 No.14928108 Where can I download the Umineko games? I didn't find a torrent on nyaa with all 8 episodes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:26:42 2016 No.14928115 File: 324 KB, 870x1236, Volume 3_13_43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14928065

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:30:07 2016 No.14928125 >>14928108 It's two games. Umineko, which is Episode 1-4, and Umineko Chiru, which is 5-8. They should both be on Nyaa

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 20:53:08 2016 No.14928224 God i want Erika to be real so fucking much I am not gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:09:26 2016 No.14928293 >>14928125 They indeed are, thanks anon. I just hope I can download since they seem to be with no seeders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 21:41:11 2016 No.14928409 How fat is jooji?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 15 23:15:50 2016 No.14928729 >>14928293 >What is Mofumoe

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 01:58:48 2016 No.14929239 >>14927142 I want to spank Erika's ass until it's red.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:03:18 2016 No.14929721 >>14929239 use the red truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:08:59 2016 No.14929734 File: 36 KB, 221x212, 1364606713784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14927455 Best response.

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:30:37 2016 No.14929785
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I'm really curious as to how Yasu's roleplaying as each person gets on in her life. Like does she sometimes wake up and be like I'm going to Kannon today or does she sperg out when someone talks to her, like hang on Genji I need to play out this conversation in my head real quick. That happened a few times, I think. Any thoughts on if she would schedule them (besides on things like Jessica's concert) or they kind of come and go?

Also, I'm replaying it and how did I miss
>suck my balls

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:34:32 2016 No.14929797 >>14929785 that was the best scene. i bet you missed the part where shannon uses the engagement ring as a cock ring and george goes UWOOOW.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:34:37 2016 No.14929798 >>14925011 [X] "Whoa! I didn't expect you to color your hair blue, mom." Do it, OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:35:40 2016 No.14929804 >>14929798 >OP Oops! I meant QM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 05:48:26 2016 No.14929842 File: 222 KB, 800x800, 1258895217167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14929797 That was all witch mumbo jumbo, I don't believe a word of it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 06:03:19 2016 No.14929879 File: 278 KB, 634x473, moe battler.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone remember between what years Battler left and came back to the family?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 06:17:51 2016 No.14929921 >>14913447 >Implying that book isn't heresy against Knox

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 06:25:31 2016 No.14929959

>>14929921
I haven't read the book but how so?

And who decided that Knox's was the definitive rulebook for mystery? I mean, I accept that it's needed to make it a fair fight in the contest of wits between the author and the reader. But what exactly set the precedent that Knox knows what's good?

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 07:53:37 2016 No.14930369

>>14929959
Noone really decided it. He just wrote down what he thought would be good rules, and I guess people started following them because they agreed. There really isn't anything wrong with breaking them though, some of them are kind of outdated anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 11:29:56 2016 No.14931101 >>14929879 He left in 1980 and came back in 1986. Why?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 11:38:58 2016 No.14931136 >>14931133 me on the left

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 11:52:37 2016 No.14931197 >>14931133 me on the right

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 11:54:43 2016 No.14931204 >>14931133 me holding the camera

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 12:19:26 2016 No.14931292 File: 689 KB, 639x483, Image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did she mean by this?

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 13:22:38 2016 No.14931492
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>>14931292
Both are murder mysteries by Agatha Christie, both sloppily combined. (And Then There Were None + The Murder of Roger Ackroyd)

What do you think, everyone...?
even if you were being ironic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 13:26:00 2016 No.14931504 >>14925011 [X] "Pass me the stakes and get out"

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 13:28:18 2016 No.14931515

>>14931492
You get an F, because a quick google search can tell you that much.

Why did she combine their names? What is she comparing them to? What does she mean by 'Just when did this...'? Why does she suddenly then have an epiphany and declare them great works?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 13:29:41 2016 No.14931520 >>14931133 me throne

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 13:56:05 2016 No.14931634 >>14931492 You're way off. There is a very specific reason for why she says it, but I guess you'll have to read The Murder of Roger Ackroyd to find out what it is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 14:30:42 2016 No.14931762 >>14931101 Thanks! I'm making a silly comic poking fun at Shannon and Kanon becoming self aware that they're just personas and I needed to have a conflicting date.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 14:32:35 2016 No.14931771 File: 18 KB, 641x478, RYUKISHI YOU NIGGER.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this level of foreshadowing ABSOLUTE MADMAN >>14931634 Can you spoil it for me?

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 14:42:12 2016 No.14931814
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>Ryu creates the character Erika and co partly as a commentary on the perils of, and on, those who only care about 'the twist' and 'the ending' as opposed to everything else
>People read Umineko
>Appreciate it and critique it on forums still in the year of our Lord 2016
>Completely oblivious to the irony, they then ask for spoilers on other works

Bravo, 07.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 14:47:23 2016 No.14931840 >>14931771 >Can you spoil it for me? She's referring to Battler being both the narrator and an accomplice in Episode 5, the same way the narrator in The Murder of Roger Ackroyd was the culprint

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 14:54:39 2016 No.14931868 >>14929921 To be fair, it was published 3 years before Knox wrote his Commandments

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 15:20:45 2016 No.14931959 File: 395 KB, 640x465, woah there pal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14931814 Don't you shame me for asking for spoilers of a work I have no intention of reading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 15:54:33 2016 No.14932056 File: 78 KB, 370x350, 1455755185399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post best songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXbmuBJEfZc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8x1PFC0xy4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKdNWrySMT0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 16:50:28 2016 No.14932210 >>14932056 Thanks for Being Born My Dear Discolor Stupefaction Wingless etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 20:13:08 2016 No.14932996 >>14932056 Discolor is THE best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_2Sso-JoO4

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 21:14:55 2016 No.14933240

>>14925517
>>Beatrice teleports them through the mansion and grounds WITH MAGIC. Beatrice can stop the flow of time WITH MAGIC for them so they can have debates. WITH MAGIC, she can make her words float in the air in red in front Battler's face. She is able to separate Battler into two beings, one with a physical state and the other a mere consciousness, WITH MAGIC.

it seems somebody wasn't paying attention to hardly anything that was described in the story, and not separating the meta world stuff from the game board stuff. I never actually watched the anime past the episode 1 arc, but did they explain the whole cat box thing in the anime?

Anonymous Wed Mar 16 21:24:14 2016 No.14933279

Since we were talking about other mystery novels earlier, but I gotta ask, are there any other good straight up adaptations/interpretations of and then there were none. Or other decent stories inspired by it other than umineko.

The only adaptation I watched of it myself was the 40's movie a few years back. And the ending was pretty crappy when compared to the novel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 21:36:54 2016 No.14933316 >>14933240 >but did they explain the whole cat box thing in the anime? Yes, the person who wrote that was probably just a retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 16 21:45:38 2016 No.14933359 >>14933316 Wow you'd have to be stupid to not pick that up.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 06:20:20 2016 No.14934489 >>14931814 Mysteries aren't patrician enough to bother reading.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 06:28:00 2016 No.14934496 >>14934489 Books aren't patrician enough to bother reading.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 07:49:58 2016 No.14934677
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>>14931814
>Erika
>implying you didn't summarize Bernkastel
Erika's point was more to poke fun at the mary sue aspect of detectives in general. She's just a self-conscious detective. I find most detectives care to find the truth for its sake and nothing more. Erika's sadistic motivation to see people's faces when their truth gets revealed is a step up in my opinion.
Bernkastel is more of what you described. She just wants the answer.

Anonymous Thu Mar 17 09:33:04 2016 No.14934901

What does /jp/ think about the similarities between Yasu and Natsuhi?

Natsuhi went through similar problems, not being able to have a child and beating herself over it. It's not inconceivable to think she would turn out to be a murderer too had Jessica not been born.

Jessica, as well as her deluding herself that Kinzo was somehow proud of her (disproven by red truth) probably kept her sane.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 09:57:43 2016 No.14934943 >>14932210 >Thanks for Being Born Was that a nod to the end of the Shion answer arc where she wishes she had never been born, or am I reaching? And Hane is my favorite. It always makes me giddy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 10:35:39 2016 No.14935027 File: 407 KB, 637x476, GTFO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14933316 >>14933359 Chill out, people make mistakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 10:36:59 2016 No.14935030 File: 194 KB, 500x373, hhhhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14935027 I used the wrong image

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 10:59:12 2016 No.14935083 >>14934901 Unable to reproduce is just 1 out of 100 problem Yasu had to deal with though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 13:20:01 2016 No.14935400 File: 271 KB, 500x425, tumblr_ma6hjiSwxv1rbgqnpo1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What celebrity do you think that matches Bern mostly? A western and an asian. If possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 13:52:22 2016 No.14935459 >>14935400 Rikafag obviously. Technically a celebrity is, by definition, someone known to others and since we actively acknowledge Rikafag's existence he counts as one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:01:38 2016 No.14935476 >>14935459 You are not talking about appearance wise right? I mean't appearance, looks. Looks like Bern.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:02:34 2016 No.14935477 >>14935459 Would it just be Rikafag running around dressed up like Bern then? Also i thought he hated Bernkastel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:02:59 2016 No.14935480 >>14935476 oh, oops...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:03:14 2016 No.14935481 >>14935459 >>14935477 What.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:22:45 2016 No.14935533 >>14935481 Rikafag's somebody that's been popping up in Umi threads occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:27:48 2016 No.14935549 >>14935533 What does it have to do with celebrities looking like Bern?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:31:08 2016 No.14935557 >>14935549 Absolutely nothing. On topic though, I don't know much about celebrities, so I wonder is there anybody that could fit Bern in any way?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:54:42 2016 No.14935620 File: 227 KB, 950x750, Rika -- Bern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14935459 I wouldn't consider myself a celebrity. And, for the last time, I do not act like Bernkastel. >>14935477 I do. Fuck Bernkastel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 14:57:46 2016 No.14935630 >>14935620 You're a celebrity in my heart, O' homosexual of Rika.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 15:00:15 2016 No.14935640 File: 143 KB, 2400x1800, blank-paper-background.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14935620 Rikafag, can I please have your autograph?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 15:05:00 2016 No.14935663 >>14935620 You hate Bern because she would shit on you how pathetic you look.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 15:10:49 2016 No.14935691 File: 239 KB, 2400x1800, signature.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14935640 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 15:29:03 2016 No.14935764 >>14935663 No, I hate Bernkastel because she's a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 15:34:21 2016 No.14935784 >>14935764 So are you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 16:32:26 2016 No.14935931 >>14935533 >occasionally

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 16:46:30 2016 No.14935976 What happened to that nippa mii tripfag? He used to be the biggest rikafag in /jp/

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 19:43:53 2016 No.14936843 >>14935400 Seth Rogan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 19:44:54 2016 No.14936849 >>14935620 That pic is really jarring...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 20:01:23 2016 No.14936937 >>14936163 Ange and Mamon are love, ange and Mamon are life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 21:27:58 2016 No.14937395 >>14936843 So you want us to kill AuAu-il?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 23:06:48 2016 No.14937853 File: 101 KB, 500x500, 1458226231159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I desperately want to fuck candy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 17 23:38:46 2016 No.14937960 >>14925011 [X] Point your index finger at her and shout "YOU DON'T EXIST, STUPID WITCH!!!!" None of the witches exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 00:09:50 2016 No.14938079 File: 211 KB, 565x527, 1455319115658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14926337 LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 00:10:50 2016 No.14938084 >>14928409 The most

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 00:20:11 2016 No.14938121 >>14928409 If you sliced off every single Beatrice's fat cow tits and stacked them up, it still wouldn't compare.

Anonymous Fri Mar 18 08:35:27 2016 No.14939454
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IIRC Ryukishi stated that he views his characters as actors, so would the correlating actors in Umineko from Higurashi be:
>Bern - Rika
>Lambda - Takano (or Satoko?)
>Jessica - Mion
>Shannon - Rena
>Battler - Keiichi
>Kanonn - Satoshi (Same VA, too)
>George - Tomitake
?

>>14925011
I would start working hard at my goal to become a comic artist! If I work hard enough, a miracle could occur. The higher the risk, the higher the payoff, and if Bern is appearing to me, I'll take my chances and push myself to greatness!
You know, I'll get started now, why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 08:36:32 2016 No.14939459 >>14927165 >>14927417 /jp/ is cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 09:04:34 2016 No.14939528 Is Eva - Beatrice supposed to represent edgelords who only pick up Ryukishi's work because they heard it was creepy or are only interested in yandere lolis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 10:45:00 2016 No.14939784 >>14939454 Well, I think the characters that look specifically the same are the ones who share the same actors, like Bern and Lambda. On that note, The character that Battler would share the same actor with would be Butler from Rose gun days.

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Anonymous Fri Mar 18 11:54:21 2016 No.14939982

>>14939528
Maybe

Some great novels are eroge because they sell better, like Nasuverse etc, am I correct? I honestly only knew about the eroge in it after some more deep knowledge.

>>14939454
This characters as actors is very amazing and made me understand what it means to be a witch and have a piece etc, I think of it as they as actors arguing about the story before the shooting, reading the script giving opinions etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:48:31 2016 No.14940116 File: 1.86 MB, 1800x1305, ikuko tohya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The real OTP desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 12:58:10 2016 No.14940152 >>14940116 I wish I had someone like that

>>	violin_man Fri Mar 18 13:02:45 2016 No.14940170 File: 104 KB, 600x600, 92d3cf6518a6f61921fe8b9c794f2140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14939874 You think Gaap would be the one tying up Lia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 13:06:08 2016 No.14940177 >finished umineko >start 10 little niggas >fixate on Vera being culprit because similar to Shannon >last chapter FUCK YES I AM RIGHT now it's time to figure out the trick >message bottle >mfw

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 13:07:51 2016 No.14940183 >>14940152 Too bad this world is full of illiterate people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 13:18:36 2016 No.14940229 >>14940177 >>fixate on Vera being culprit Holy shit you're dumb as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 18 14:00:14 2016 No.14940374 >>14939528 She's supposed to represent Eva being a 50 year old chuuni

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