/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Ore zya [ja] dame desu ka?"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

She would be cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478777
I think it is a normal phrase...
I think...

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow.
ugh

leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478695
It's really a question about japanese culture, cut me a break.

[Anonymous No.]

ey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"I am not the father."?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in Japanese, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my American friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478704
It's really a question about American culture, cut me a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478702
Depends extremely on the context, like every phrase in Japanese.

>> zya
"ja", never "zya" unless you are using some really retarded materials to learn Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

A FINE ANIMATED GIF.

[Bored_Rice !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

>>1478688
Why are you going to say it?

[Anonymous No.]

ey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Bitch, go make me a sammich"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in Japanese, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my American friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478714
zya is pronounced "ja". I just can't type kana or kanji, and I wasn't sure how people are used to reading it in roomaji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478754
Actually, I said that to a girl once. She laughed.

She did not make the sammich.

[Anonymous No.]

ey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Your mother is dead"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in Japanese, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my American friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478751
I'm going to say it because I like the girl. I am pretty sure it implies i think i'm not good enough for her, but I'm really kind of hazy on what else it would imply or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here.
Sorry, I forgot to mention she's a japanese exchange student.

[Bored_Rice !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

>>1478777
Well, hope that's a follow up to after you ask her out. If you just say that one line.. she will go "wtf" and you will take it as rejection, then bawwww on /jp/ how shit didn't work out.

tl;dr : please revise your course of actions.

[Anonymous No.]

ey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"I will rape you"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in Japanese, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my American friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"I love little girls!"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478800
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478815

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478777
10/10. Respect.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"I just farted"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be puke"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

"I'm no good?"

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Take it easy"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"I bet you can't fit my penis in your mouth"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478777
If you don't know what the words you are saying mean, don't say them. If you don't even speak Japanese, I don't think you've got much of a chance with a Japanese girl anyway, unless she speaks English really well.

[Bored_Rice !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

>>1478777
Also, the phrase usually means "Am I not good enough?" so it does not = >i think i'm not good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

watashi wa baka dakala

[Anonymous No.]

ey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"I am Japan"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in Japanese, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my American friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

ey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Tits or GTFO"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in Japanese, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my American friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478893
Infinite copypasta loop?

[dasuraga !8GgBtN/zr. No.]

>>1478893
sure is Haskell in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478777

We're in a similar kind of situation. Please update.

PS: I hope you aren't in my class

[Anonymous No.]

ey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"Initiating preliminary procedures in order to achieve sex in missionary position with a human female"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my American friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478938
>Please update

No dont, normalfags keep normalfaggotry in normalfag land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478957
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
Fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478959
>/r9k/ my girlfriend broke up with me! I THINK I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OR SOMETHING!

Normalfags = Biggest bawwwwfags around, cant even live a YEAR without a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478965
Our hand doesn't satisfy us for that long anon....

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[Anonymous No.]

it makes you sound like a whiny faggot asking for a relationship of nothing but sympathy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478981
You need more training then

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478981
weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479006
>>1479026
Have you guys even touched a real vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479059
Have you? If so you don't belong here and will find /r9k/ much more to your liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479063
This is /jp/ not BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I cant meet girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479069
You are right, it's a redundant statement here that no one meets girls, which is why it's met with such laughter if someone starts trumpeting around the fact they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479073
It's good that you get it. Now leave if you find us that disgusting and vile. You don't like us, we don't like you.

PROTIP: Don't talk about your love life/someone else's love life here. No one here wants to hear about it. Go to some other board that would care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479073
just because you can't do it doesn't mean we all can't, so don't put me in the same fail boat as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479084
back to /b/ with you.

Jesus, what's with all these people coming from other boards if they have no interest in what we talk about/our lifestyles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479082
I'm not the OP...

>>1479084
>doesn't mean we all can't

....Right

I think you need to lurk more, this is probably the board with the biggest ratio of virgins to non-virgins on 4chan, and that's saying something.

And acting like you are superior because you 'fuck da bitchz' isn't a good way to endear yourself to anyone here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479095
>ratio of virgins to non-virgins

I'm just saying we non virgins are a part of /jp/ too....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479118
Yes, we give a shit what all 1 of you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479093

Well, you are all pathetic in a way more hilarious manner than the other boards, because you are actually self righteous, prudish and act high and mighty about your "moral stands".

That's what makes you laughter-in-a-bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479095
>biggest ratio of virgins to non-virgins

Really? I'd think we'd be on par with the neckbeards over at /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479059
>>1479084
GET OUT OF HERE YOU UN-VIRGIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479127
lol you probably will never go to japan or ever get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479123
We do this to discourage people like you from coming and shitting up our board with your proclamations of LOL U GUISE ARE SAD/FUNNY/[insert adjective] BCUZ U R VIRGINS AND IM NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479123
I don't see how this is any different to your kind, who jack off over how 'progressive' they are.

>>1479125
Can any fa/tg/uys tell us whether this is true? I mean, is the stereotype of tabletop gaming really that true? Because all the tabletop gamers I've met have fitted it perfectly (not that there is anything wrong with that).

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479131

I've already been to glorious Nippon.

And glorious Zhongguo too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479134
>Because all the tabletop gamers I've met have fitted it perfectly (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Yeah, as much as I like the idea of tabletop gaming (don't particularly want to play it myself though), everyone I've met who plays them panders to the stereotype rather accurately. That's why I made that assumption in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

Common admit it /Jay Pee/ you all know you post "3d pig disgusting" because you KNOW deep inside, you will never be loved by a real girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479154
Gee, you think?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479132

You're reading it wrong. I'm not saying that makes you any different from anyone on the outside world (well, slightly more biggotish and conservative than most people, if anything), I'm saying on the internet that makes you such an easy target to >>1479154's brand of weakass trolling.

>>1479134

Seems pretty counterproductive when you take into account the fact that this makes you so easy to target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479172
it's ok to be butt hurt, like it's ok to lie to yourself.
It's all in the name of self preservation right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479172
>bigottish
>conservative

don't like it? tough. Love makes you blind, falling in 'love' with a girl who has slept with 20 men is irrational. How can you trust a girl who says 'I love you', when she's said it to many other different men. You can't.

And again, you are jerking it to how 'progressive' you are. Moderns may not like personal responsibility and having a shred of dignity, it goes against your grain, fine. But don't pretend you have some developed ideology to back up your bullshit, it's a simple lack of self-control, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479172
Wrong, we've had plenty of those 'weak-ass trolls' and we can spot them from a mile away and avoid them. Well, most of us that is. People like you, however, who are earnestly taken aback by us to the point where we seem funny/strange - aka "normalfag".

Now, if you were actually a troll however, then you've done a very good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479178

Haha, what the hell ? I didn't even say anything about what I do, or what I believe about relationship. I am just saying that your stance on woman's retroactive infidelity is assbackward and akin to what most radical muslim believes. You are a mysoginist, it's that simple.

Maybe when you grow older you'll learn that wether or not she says "I love you" is completely irrelevant, and you should judge her on wether or not you feel, in the context of your relationship, she is a good mate. Her sentimental record ? Now you're just being the worst kind of faggot ever.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: anon's bad experience with women...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479193
>You are a mysoginist

WELCOME TO /jp/, ENJOY YOUR STAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479193
Sure is /r9k/ in here.

I really have no previous opinion on this thread, but your post looks downright foreign to me. /jp/ doesn't really discuss "retroactive infidelity" and "sentimental record[s]", and for good reason. What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479214
Agreed. This is something that belongs on a completely different board. We don't talk about this shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479214
What is wrong with you?
lol science.
also... 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479193
>Her sentimental record ? Now you're just being the worst kind of faggot ever.

Not really, a lack of self-control in sexual encounters is generally indicative of a lack of self-control in general. If she sleeps around then there is no reason to assume she's going to stop for you if a more attractive mate comes along for her.

Nothing 'muslim' about self-control either, read some Confucius, read some Seneca, hell, read the Bhagavad Gita, every developed society on earth has similar attitudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479193
>assbackward

Also, nothing backward about it either.

Here's the problem with your kind, you come up with asinine dichotomies that are split between 'backwardness' and 'progressiveness'.

Backwardness is believing, you know, people should have a degree of morality, whether or not religion comes into that is entirely up to the person in question. Many of the stoics weren't religious at all.

Progressiveness on the other is basically nihilism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479255
So you are saying you have basically the same fundamental manicheism, except the other way around ?

Yes that's so much deeper, my mind is blown. Also "nihilism", I lol'd. There should be a drinking game about that - take a shot each time a conservative retard with very vague beliefs calls someone that challenges them a nihilist.

>>1479235

Lack of self control ? What the fuck are you talking about ? People that have sex with several person have self control, they select their partner and they choose which one they deem worthy of their time and energy. And then they proceed to have a social activity together, it just so happens to be sticking a PENIS in a VAGINA.

The problem with you, to get back at you with broad generalisation, is that you think sex is important. It's not. You wanna know why I say you are the bad kind of conservative ? Because you pretend things haven't changed when they already did. Guess what - sex is now separated from pure procreation, and can be pursued without fear of having children. Oh hum gee I wonder what that changed for people, and why that should change our outlook on the practice !

But you won't, because you're stuck in antiquity. And you think everything that was written at the time was true, even though philosophy in general has long moved past those people. Good job.

tl;dr people can have sex without catching diseases or having babies now faggot. Try to think of what this entails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479312
>So you are saying you have basically the same fundamental manicheism, except the other way around ?

No, I'm saying that sexual taboos exist everywhere, not just in 'judeo-christian cultures' like your kind purport. And the reason for this is simple, lust inhibits rational thought. Just look at Mark Antony for proof of that. Religion is just the facade these taboos are dressed up in.

>tl;dr people can have sex without catching diseases or having babies now faggot

And here's where the tailored hypotheticals come into play. Yes, HYPOTHETICALLY people can. But they don't, some people are simply too stupid, others simply too gripped by lust and, here's the point, can't be fucked because of that to bother to 'take precautions'. Everyone in your world has perfect assymetry of information and acts upon it in a perfectly rational way. This is fantasy, not reality.

>What the fuck are you talking about ?

Don't try to fucking pretend that having sex with 20 guys isn't a lack of self-control. Don't try and pretend they slept with each person because of a perfectly rational thought process.

>Also "nihilism", I lol'd. There should be a drinking game about that - take a shot each time a conservative retard with very vague beliefs calls someone that challenges them a nihilist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479312
What's sad is that you actually believe what you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479312
Fuck off. This is not the type of discussion to be found on /jp/, and we'd like to keep it out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479362

He's from /r9k/, as soon as he mentioned manicheism I knew it, there was no actual reason to mention manicheism, actually, there was no reason to say 'fundamental manicheism'. It was just some philosophical gymnastics and testicle-rubbing that the patrons of /r9k/ so frequently like to indulge in.

Also, the hedonistic moderns are only tolerant of varying degrees of excess. They aren't tolerant of the reverse in the slightest. They may say they are when confronted with this, but it's empty words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479355
The point that nobody else takes sex as seriously as you is brought up every time you do this fagdance and NOT FUCKING ONCE have you addressed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479373
Not the guy you're talking to, but you forget that this is /jp/. We're different from you and most of the world. Deal with it, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this /r9k/ bullshit? We take it easy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479373
Sex is meant to be taken seriously, even sluts know that, deep down they feel shame for the way they behave, but they've done so much confirmation bias they have come up with a pseudo-philosophy to justify their lack of self-control, and let's be blunt here, that's all it is, a lack of self-control. You aren't trail-blazing social revolutionaries, you're just fucktards who cant control yourselves.

Also, the number of partners a woman has slept with is a good indication, or yardstick of how good a long term mate she would be. If it's a lot then she's obviously a very lust driven person, and probably quite shallow too (no need for platonic attachments with one night stands). It's a mistake to attach yourself to a woman who sleeps around because her modus operandi is a quick fix, which makes her prone to shit like cheating.

In b4 another tailored hypothetical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479394
>Sex is meant to be taken seriously

It's because you've taken this as some obvious axiom that no meaningful dialogue with you is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479385
Not the guy YOU'RE talking to, but we /jp/-goers don't all have the same set of delusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479422
>>1479432

Same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479422
Actually, the reason 'no meaningful dialogue is possible' is because you don't have any responses other than 'lol im progressive ur not'. I can't blame you, the status quo is to believe in that kind of dichotomy and dick wave about how 'progressive' you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479432
I don't know which other /jp/ that you've been going to then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479441
Haha, I noticed that too:

>/jp/-goers

was the giveaway. Normalfags love to act as though their presence should be acknowledged in the same way it is on /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479461
The one with threads about Japanese TV an learning the language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479508
sup samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479394
Cheating doesn't exist in my concept of a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479563
lol open relationship advocator spotted.

they dont work. Back in the 90s some psychologists asked couples to try it out as a way to cure marriage woes. It ended up making problems worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479598
Well, that ran him off.

[Anonymous No.]

every time i feel like i kind of like the people at /jp/, I'm reminded that it's full of a bunch of sexist idiots who think they know what theyre talking about despite never going outside. I hardly leave my room but I know enough not to let my mind build up on delusional bitterness and start to blame others instead of myself, and come up with some sort of crazy "reality" based on my limited experiences.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"俺では駄目ですか"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"I'm going to buy some condoms"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479934BAAAAWWWW PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME OUT FOR BEING A SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479934
If you are upset by this, then leave. We are not bigots, we hate everyone equally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1480147
...but i'm a virgin. I don't care what your standards are, but your IM RIGHT THIS IS HOW EVERY GIRL IS attitudes are what are keeping you people so ronery.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT belief conflicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1480159
I'd leave but there's things relevant to my interests here. Whatev, morning/afternoon /jp/ is terrible, coming back in at night~

[Anonymous No.]

>>1478688
o lawd pseudointellectualism and tl:dr faggotry, is this GAIA?!?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Sup' /prog/[/prog]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1479372
I'm tolerant of the ones that are tolerant of me, but the intolerant ones can feck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/.

Do any of you happen to know much about the impact of the phrase:

"その目だれの目"?

I'm considering saying it to a girl tomorrow. I know what it means in english, but I'm not sure how appropriate/inappropriate it'd be.

All I know is that if someone said that to my japanese friend, she "would be cry"...

Any knowledge you care to impart?

[Anonymous No.]

OP here. Just wanted to say that none of the posts in the shitstorm are mine.

[Anonymous No.]

seiya said it to usagi in sailor moon. It did not work out