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/Ran/ to /jp/:

Sup /jp/, This morning when I woke up, I ran 5 miles to the Human Village, cooked breakfast, played with Chen, fixed the borders, worked on the smirk-powered computer im building, fucked my girlfriend Yukari, paid Kourin for the tea she took from him, ate a few pieces of fried tofu, then brushed my tails.

What did you do /jp/? Fap to ideas of me and Chen playing innocently? Hah, I love /jp/; You fine young members of society make me spin.

-Love, /Ran/

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Posting Teh Ran in a Ran thread.

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>>1453608
that doesn't look like Mayohiga

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Ran.
How does it make you feel, remembering?

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>>1453669

Retart

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>> No.1453542

Saged a Touhou thread.

>> No.1453547

Damn you heron, now I have to clean up my kitchen! You had no call doing that to my pots and pans!

>> No.1453553

not your blog

>> No.1453575

Nm I woke up had breakfast, went to the gym, had a decent steak for lunch, went to my girlfriend's, fucked her and watched a few episodes of Gurren Lagann with her.
I drove her to her piano lesson and went back home.
Went to the market to buy some beer, cigarettes and a car magazine.
I came back home, did a few SA lunatic runs, and now im chilling lurking on /jp/.

>> No.1453582

>>1453575
>Gurren Lagann
I don't think you have a girlfriend.
Enjoy fapping to Kamina's dead body

>> No.1453583

>>1453575
enjoy your empty life

>> No.1453586

>>1453575
>>1453582
>>1453583
Replying to yourself is not cool, bro

>> No.1453591

can I have sex with you Ran?

>> No.1453606

>>1453586
Just because you reply to yourself that doesn't mean everyone else does.

>> No.1453632

MOAR RAN

>> No.1453637

dat

>> No.1453638

>>1453632
You're a moran.

>> No.1453639

ass

>> No.1453647

mine

>> No.1453644

will

>> No.1453646

be

>> No.1453653

MOARAN!!

>> No.1453650

lol so RANdum

>> No.1453657

>fucked my girlfriend Yukari

IS THIS CANNON?

>> No.1453667

Woke up at 0500, took a shower, ate some cereal, caught the train at 0700. Got to work, went over my subordinates paperwork for the weekend, saw it was incident free. Sent out the payroll. Begun my actual job at 0900. Took a break for lunch at 1200, the usual, a hand rolled cigar and tea. Found a 20 dollar bill on the ground at about quitting time, clocked out at 1700. Came home and ate a salami sandwich for dinner. Thinking about masturbating to some pics of Shameimaru here in a minute.

>> No.1453669

>>1453657
Canon.

>> No.1453686

>>1453682
Kannyn.

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Woke up at 1000, bathed, ate a burrito, browsed /k/ briefly, went to class from 1200 to 1400, ignored my cunt girlfriend for about an hour, left campus for the gym at 1500, showered there at around 1645, left for home at 1700. Slow day.

You've got nothing on me, Ran. Nothing.

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>>1453728
moe icon~

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/Anon/ to /Ran/:

Sup /Ran/, This morning when I woke up, I worked out a little, cooked breakfast, played with my sister, start assembling my computer, fucked it up real bad, paid the neighbour for picking up the leaves, ate a few piece of smoked salmon, then drank some rum and coke.

>> No.1454111

Went to a country diner for breakfast, played Chaos;Head, lurked /jp/. I dont really do much, but I am content with my lifestyle.

>> No.1454251

>>1453943
>girlfriend
>gym
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1454615

>>1454111
You're the sort of person who gets it. Instead of crying about what you don't have, you enjoy what you do have now.

>> No.1454624

Went to class, did homework.

>> No.1454632

aliens are goin to Gensokyo after they pass by here

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