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144417 No.144417 [Reply] [Original]

So...what are the chances IRL of a dear friend of yours coming to your house and pleading you to fuck her to relieve her of her sadness?

>> No.144422

Zero for anyone on /jp/

>> No.144426

>>144417

Buy lottery tickets.

>> No.144429

You'd have to have a friend in the first place for that to occur

>> No.144430

Not high

>> No.144438

You need to have a sexually frustrated flying miko as dear friend in order to make it happen.

>> No.144439

No one here has friends.

>> No.144447

my best friend is a trap though

oh... I see
gameofpretend.jpg

>> No.144449

Rinnosuke needs more muscles.

>> No.144455

>>144417
Highly common theme in movies, nil possibility IRL.

>> No.144460
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144460

Someone call for muscles?

>> No.144472

>>144417
so what did Marisa do to the miko

>> No.144473

0 %

>> No.144476

Nobody here has ever gotten laid, nor attractive enough to get laid so they can't answer the OP.

>> No.144485

Someone please translate the doujin in the OP so that I can understand what is actually going on...

>> No.144495

>>144460
fapping hard.

>> No.144503

>>144485
They're kissing and about to have sex.

How fucking stupid are you.

>> No.144510

>>144503

it's not complete to him unless he gets the sexy storyline.

>> No.144521

>>144503
The whole doujin, not just the OP, idiot.

>> No.144524

>>144503
there is more plot in it than porn so yea

>> No.144538

>>144417
Just as likely as a childhood fried for 20 years coming to my room asking me to suck him off because his girlfriend dumped him.

>> No.144559

sauce?

>> No.144566

Go to http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/index2.html

>> No.144571

I thought Rinnosuke is having a friendship with benefits relationship with Yukari...

>> No.144582

>>144571
he is
>>144417
is more of a what if

>> No.144604

Yukari is a nympho while Rinnosuke is the only male in Gensokyo. Go figure.

>> No.144625
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>>144417
A dear friend of Anonymous? A female dear friend?

>> No.144694
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144694

Speaking of which...

>> No.144707
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>> No.144715

>>144707
Lookin kinda GAR there Rinnosuke.

>> No.144718
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>> No.144728

>>144417
VERY high if you make it a habit of being the "nice guy" to dumb sluts. You end up being the "im sad so ill make this poor loser happy" when she's shitfaced and depressed because mr-cool-guy is cheating on her again.

>> No.144736

>>144694
>>144707
>>144718
source

>> No.144743
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144743

HAY GUYS WHATS GO-

>> No.144744

>>144728
In those situations you don't get sex, she just hangs out with you for a while until she feels better.

>> No.144758
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Someone stole Marisa's precious thing...

>> No.144763

>friend
>her
0% chance

>> No.144765

>>144743
oh shi-!

>> No.144778
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144778

The bugger's gone. Let's continue tee hee~

>> No.144781

>>144743
I wasn't going to ask for sauce but now that Marisa is introduced....
SAUCE

>> No.144784
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144784

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.144792

>>144707
loled at Rinnosukes CAN'T SEE SHIT CAPTAN!

>> No.144795

>>144784
Don't worry. Reimu's ponos will cheer her up.

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144800

I like where this is going.

>> No.144804

>>144784
go to Reimu or Fran or Pachy or Alice

>> No.144816

there was a female friend that told me she was coming to my house today. she told me that she never got a bf, and always asks by (msn) if a got a gf. well, after a lot of years i was able to see her again, and i was hoping the she would like me to fuck her or something like that. well, she never came...

>> No.144818

It's tough being the only male in Gensokyo. You will be the center of attention of all the females, but if you chose one you will deeply upset the rest of them.

>> No.144823

>>144818
Sucks for him. Makes a good read for me.

>> No.144842

The doujin is for bawwws not for faps, but if you insist...http://www.mediafire.com/?0lkis1mtzct

>> No.144854

I suppose Rinnosuke is repaying Yukari's favour of supplying him new stuff by being her personal fuck buddy?

>> No.144856
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>>144743
Someone know the name of this artist?
I have a pic that matches the art.

>> No.144857

>>144818You will be the center of attention of all the females

lol no its Marisa or Yukari
and Marisa has her harem so its a ok

>> No.144866

>>144856
DELICIOUS EYEBROWS!

>> No.144883

>>144856
It's from Hot Dog Chuck.

>> No.144888

Why are those eyebrows so arousing?

>> No.144895

>>144883
Are you serious?
Because that's one fucking funny name.

>> No.144903

>>144895
Err no I was kidding actually, the author name is Ron Paul no Battletoads.

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>>144888
>>144866

>> No.144912

>>144866

Why are me eyebrows so black?

>> No.144922

>>144903
Just being weary of being trolled.
Thanks for the info.

>> No.144946

>>144784
And then everybody turned gay for each other because Rinnosuke has been taken. That explains everything.

>> No.144972

>>144854
Obviously yes.

>> No.145480

errr. source on the OP?

>> No.145492
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145492

I has more!

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>>145492

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>>145496

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>>145504

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>>145509

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>>145519

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>>145526

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>>145539

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>>145547

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>>145560

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>>145567

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>>145580

>> No.145592

this is so sad

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>>145588

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>>145594
OMG LOLI MARISA SO MOE I'M G.....
..........
.................
...................

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>>145606

>> No.145625

You guys might be too young for this kind of experience, but a lot of women start to get ronery in their late 20's. Especially the kind of ugly ones who haven't dated in a while and worry they won't get married. Suddenly, they're all over you and want to catch up over coffee. They know you'll give them attention. And if you want to bang them for a night, go right ahead. Just don't expect any meaningful relationship to form.

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>>145618

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>>145630

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>>145646
Is that sum DESPAIR I see there Rinnosuke?

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145669

>>145661

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>>145669

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>>145674

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>>145678

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>>145690

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>>145699

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>>145710

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>>145714
lol Ran

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>>145724

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>>145728

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>>145731

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>>145735

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>>145740

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>>145745

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>>145748

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>>145757

>> No.145783

>>145761
that be it

>> No.145785

>>145710
Those hands
Those hands make me a little sad

>> No.145797

Anonymous who posted that, thanks.

Hopefully someone takes the reigns and translates it.

>> No.145804

>>145785
yet the eyebrows Mmmmmmm

>> No.145821

>>145785
What are you talking about they look like they would be edible. Sausage fingers, mm.

>> No.145837

>>145821
sup Yuyuko?

>> No.145909

Wait, I just realized something really important! I mean, really important!

Yukari and Rinnosuke, right? But if what thjey say is true, and Yukari and Maribel are the same, then...

...

...never mind, I lost it.

>> No.146813

So much fapping in one thread...

>> No.146826

MANnosuke!

>> No.146832

I am tired of fapping to Reimu's armpits. Now I'm all for Yukari's eyebrows! Mmmmm!!!

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>>144818
Holy FACK I just realized something.

This is a picture of a young Rinnosuke

>> No.146836

>>145674
My moonrune knowledge is jackshit, but I think I can assume that Yukari just said "Yaranaika?" to him.

>> No.146837

>>144743
Sauce?

>> No.146839

>>144417
Happened to me once. Middle of the night. I turned her down because I thought she was making a mistake.

I wish I hadn't done that.

>> No.146841

>>146835
LOL I can see the resemblance!

>> No.146843

>>144417
sauce?

>> No.146844

>>146841
Now we need a yandere Marisa to complete the cycle.

>> No.146851

>>146843
>>146837
Read harder.

>> No.146857

>>146851
No srsly. I read the thread and I found one link. Can i get it here?

http://gensokyo.zomgwtf.net/H/index2.html

>> No.146860

>>144417

Chances are reasonably high for myself. If she had a car, she'd probably be over now. I am, however, hanging out with her at my place this coming weekend, so I'd say a 85-90% chance for me. Here's hoping. ^^

>> No.146861
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146861

Yandere eh?

>> No.146863

>>146857
Yes just look for Reimu - Rinnouske doujins. There's a total of two there.

>> No.146865

>>146860
>^^
Your chances just dropped to 0.

>> No.146871

>>146863
For which one? >>144417 or >>144743

>> No.146870

Sekitou makes the best shit.

>> No.146882

>>146871
>>144417

>> No.146889

>>146882
THanks and because i'm a huueeg faggot can you provide >>144743 too? Thanks from anon

>> No.146897

>>146889
http://rapidshare.com/files/96973164/hot_dog_doujin_yukarixrinnouske.rar.html
and this one also
http://www.mediafire.com/?0lkis1mtzct

>> No.146898

http://www.mediafire.com/?0lkis1mtzct

>> No.146901

>>146861
The buttons they do not work...eh???

>> No.146905

I think Rinnosuke is a pretty cool guy. eh had sex with Yukari everyday and doesnt afraid of anything.

>> No.146910

SECRET:ZUN FORGOT TO GIVE RINNOUSKE A PERSONALITY.

>> No.146912

>>146910

fans did

>> No.146919

Rinnosuke is Zun's self insertion. He never bothered to put any personality in his character becuase He predicted in His infinite wisdom that fans will make Rinnosuke as the ultimate playboy of Gensokyo.

>> No.146921

>>146919
Just as Ranned.jpg

>> No.146920

>>146865

Dude, chicks dig shitty emoticons. Every female (who SHOULD be in the kitchen) on here is probably wet now.

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>>146920
No girls on the internet. Point is moot.

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>>144417
Looking kinda adult there Raymoo.

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>> No.146932

>>146930

Ah, well played Anon.

>> No.146939

If I'm a drawfag I would shoop Kuro Miso Technique with Yukari and Rinnosuke for the lulz.

>> No.146940
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>> No.146948

>>146897
O GOD I CAME CRUISE CONTROL

>> No.146962

>>144417
Must be the hakamas.

>> No.147086

>>146935
Rinnosuke stole Marisa from Reimu?

>> No.147090

>>147086

Marisa died, Rinno tried to bang Reimu out of her depression, his penis was of insufficient power.

>> No.147095

>>147086
Marisa LOST THE GAME. No, seriously she did ;__;

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>>146919
>>146921

But of course, some things just don't go according to plan..

>> No.147106

>>147096

Mind postin' the sick marisa page?

>> No.147122

>>147096
I'd lend him some glasses if you know what I mean.

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>>147106
I oblige.

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