A berserk Raymoo is after you with an unslakeable thirst for blood and money. You may have one 2hu protect you from her rampage, except for Yukari Yakumo bullshit hax. Who do you pick and why?

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Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:15:06 2015 No.14404030 [Reply] [Original]

A berserk Raymoo is after you with an unslakeable thirst for blood and money.

You may have one 2hu protect you from her rampage, except for Yukari Yakumo bullshit hax.

Who do you pick and why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:22:01 2015 No.14404059 >>14404030 Marisa is the obvious choice since she's the only person Reimu would ever listen to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:24:24 2015 No.14404070 What's she gonna do, flap me with a gohei? I'm human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:31:14 2015 No.14404093 >>14404059 Marisa might just tell you to fuck off though or bully you even worse. I think Keine would be willing to help. Maybe Mokou, if you appealed to her properly. >>14404070 >what are Ying Yang orbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:31:20 2015 No.14404094 File: 59 KB, 1024x629, cb9bbfe16b3324585541c461e3d2e997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 What did I do to make Reimu so mad at me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:33:53 2015 No.14404107 Marisa. Hopefully we can outfly Reimu

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:35:59 2015 No.14404116 >>14404094 You raped her shitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:36:18 2015 No.14404118 >>14404094 Stole money from her shrine box, licked her armpit, called her flat, and spread rumors that she's a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:37:37 2015 No.14404121 File: 580 KB, 1000x833, 1446466081946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always bet on Marissa

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:40:22 2015 No.14404131 File: 273 KB, 750x1332, del as fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404118 >stole money from her shrine box

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:42:11 2015 No.14404142 that me -_-

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:46:57 2015 No.14404161 File: 195 KB, 600x510, Marisa Levels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder that Marisa is rarely ever operating higher than "Normal".

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:49:52 2015 No.14404176 Well Touhou Metal Theater 2 addressed this exactly. But someone C and D'd it and its been removed from YouTube.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 21:55:56 2015 No.14404198 >>14404176 What happened?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 22:37:45 2015 No.14404316 File: 317 KB, 600x637, naice... naice....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 kaguya just think of all that hime dosh she got yo that should call of the hounds yeah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 22:44:43 2015 No.14404337 PC-98 Reimu. "Look how cute and innocent you used to be! You didn't need money to be happy!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 22:58:42 2015 No.14404381 >>14404176 What? It didn't get taken down, it's still up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:01:16 2015 No.14404391 >>14404070 The wooden part still hurts and you can get paper-cuts as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:35:49 2015 No.14404520 Sakuya or kaguya due to time hax

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 23:59:18 2015 No.14404595 >>14404030 I choose the Raymoo who's trying to kill me as my protector, then she just has to protect me from herself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 00:43:29 2015 No.14404733 >>14404381 Only the trailer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 05:11:56 2015 No.14405606 >>14404733 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy9cBEJpuT8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEM5jChygc

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 05:20:19 2015 No.14405635 File: 189 KB, 480x600, 1448533219829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes, I know this is cheating but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 06:27:57 2015 No.14405801 File: 187 KB, 900x1271, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Obviously, kind and mild gentle Yuukarin is the best choice as the strongest in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 07:10:17 2015 No.14405885 >>14405801 >can control flower >strongest xD

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 07:12:22 2015 No.14405891 >>14405606 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JEM5jChygc What's the little theme that plays at the beginning of the trailer where Nitori is tinkering with the Iron Maiden helmet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:02:34 2015 No.14406059 >>14405891 THE 2HU THEME

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:14:46 2015 No.14406100

>>14404030
I'm sitting in the real world, so the border will keep her and all the other touhous outside of the really REALLY overpowered ones from coming after me.

How many touhous can actually circumvent the border and thus would be REALLY REALLY bad to have pissed off? Moon bitches and Yukari + her servants are the easy ones, anyone else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:24:22 2015 No.14406124 >>14405891 It's like a weird muzak version of Beloved Tomboyish Girl. It threw me off at first since Cirno isn't in that scene, so I thought that wouldn't make sense, but it is.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:27:27 2015 No.14406138

>>14406100
Whoever the fuck the extra stage boss of DDC was, because no one would recognize her if she was in the real world anyways. Or in general.

...Who was it again? Fucking hell I can name literally all the others (Flandre, Ran/Yukari, Mokou, NAN, Swuako, Koishi, Nue, Mamizou, ____, and Hecata) but DDC's apparently has the power to erase itself from memory or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:43:39 2015 No.14406177 >>14406138 Nobody, DDC never even HAD an extra stage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:44:51 2015 No.14406179 File: 412 KB, 800x1317, e9f0110454a0ccc1c20cf2a23ca751eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seija with her cheat-like items.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 08:49:12 2015 No.14406192 >>14406177 >DDC didn't have an extra stage Worst Touhou game confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:22:38 2015 No.14406283 File: 191 KB, 579x546, aff3cd88ceba0f52a39c353ae541dcd3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 Kosuzu. Raymoo doesn't want to look bad in front of the kids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:24:03 2015 No.14406288 >>14405885 If Superman was a 2hu, his power would be listed as "seeing through walls".

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:36:15 2015 No.14406326 File: 572 KB, 627x625, 1444950843095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404337 Somebody should remind Reimu of her old ways

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:43:30 2015 No.14406336 File: 101 KB, 637x720, face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404316 >call of the hounds Greetings traveler

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:44:11 2015 No.14406338 >>14406336 Spellcard : Kill Command

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 09:46:18 2015 No.14406342
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Aya, obviously. She'd write an article about how the miko of the Hakurei Shrine attacks humans for no reason and she'd get even less donations. If that doesn't work Aya would outrun Reimu anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 10:05:10 2015 No.14406390 File: 2.50 MB, 1280x720, Can't blameu the Reimu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404059 >>14404107 GET FUCKED MARISA CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 10:59:12 2015 No.14406550 >>14405635 the only correct answer

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 11:28:12 2015 No.14406608 >>14404030 Any serious Lunarian will do the job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 11:44:27 2015 No.14406661 File: 858 KB, 1427x2048, 1446482682471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 Let's just say, you haven't seen bullshit until you have LITERALLY STOPPED TIME!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:09:20 2015 No.14406743 File: 57 KB, 667x416, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14405606 nope, its gone

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:12:35 2015 No.14406754 >>14405606 Is there a NicoNicoDouga version of this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:18:28 2015 No.14406764 File: 2.58 MB, 500x500, Koakuma Dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14406743 >in your country Just use a VPN you cocksucker. I just watched it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:21:11 2015 No.14406767 File: 2.16 MB, 1280x720, Remove Oni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14406743 Works fine for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:28:54 2015 No.14406794 File: 797 KB, 854x480, Fuck Moon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14406608 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:41:39 2015 No.14406835 >>14406764 Havent found a VPN yet that can hide that I am from the US.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:47:27 2015 No.14406854 >>14406835 I use Canadian ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:06:56 2015 No.14406907 >>14406138 >>14406177 >literally nobody remembers Raikou existed

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:13:39 2015 No.14406927 >>14406907 >implying I forgot Raikou existed Raikou was one of the three legendary beasts/dogs/cats/hamsters/whatever the fuck they're called these days, like fucking hell I'd forget that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:49:36 2015 No.14407043 File: 473 KB, 1911x2801, 1425495693641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14406907 >there are people who don't want to bang the drum

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:55:06 2015 No.14407058 >>14407043 Stop posting fancharacters

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 13:57:59 2015 No.14407068 File: 572 KB, 950x1060, 959b9d646ad2522ae45cb7a5a24d8f96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 Player 2! fight raymoo with raymoo

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 14:02:16 2015 No.14407080 >>14404030 Nobody. Take a blade, a gun and a improvised explosive belt just as a final "fuck you" in case i perish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 14:08:33 2015 No.14407105 Remilia!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 14:10:40 2015 No.14407115 File: 764 KB, 854x480, Remove Vampire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407105 Wrong answer, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 14:16:06 2015 No.14407133 >>14406907 who? the pokemon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 16:03:48 2015 No.14407567 Give her alots of monies. If she doesn't spare me, she'll missed out on marrying a rich man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 16:17:08 2015 No.14407614 >>14406743 What part of 'It is not available in your country' do you not understand? It's not gone, you idiot, its been blocked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 16:40:23 2015 No.14407690 >>14407043 Literally who is this

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 16:41:58 2015 No.14407695 File: 601 KB, 854x480, Reimu steady flossin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407567 If you can keep the money flowing, you can stay alive, nerd. But no marriage. I'm a miko, capiche?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:08:17 2015 No.14407782 hbhyughjkvbntgfv ewuzrstxdf7vt8vwujieopt0çoa

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:19:59 2015 No.14407828 >>14406326 New Reimu is better designed. I like her more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:32:20 2015 No.14407866 >>14404030 I pick my wallet. And throw it at her. Then run away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:47:21 2015 No.14407907 >>14407058 It's not even a good one >no hat and thus committing the cardinal sin >shirt is recolored one of Yuuka >wearing a fucking tie I think I could make up a better Touhou in my sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:13:42 2015 No.14407992 File: 174 KB, 1188x945, 57976b26ea1a06a21bf5f77b8ee3308e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407115 Whats the source of this painfull webm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 18:23:45 2015 No.14408030 >>14407992 MMD Touhou BLADE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:12:20 2015 No.14408888 >>14407907 Stop bullying the drums

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:09:11 2015 No.14409086 >>14408888 >not mocking badly designed fan characters A Touhou with a fucking TIE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:49:34 2015 No.14409405 >/jp/ no longer remembers that Raiko even exists Why does no one like her

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:56:45 2015 No.14409440 File: 111 KB, 1100x1360, 49377469_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 Did I wonned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 00:56:59 2015 No.14409441 File: 178 KB, 740x900, d1a0e2d1ecdb2cf72def89a1d88c62c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 Sagume, for her situation-reversing hacks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 01:14:56 2015 No.14409512 File: 71 KB, 240x416, Th125Aya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 This one if they were obligated in some way. Just get me the fuck out of there.

Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:50:25 2015 No.14410232

Characters that have never fought Reimu: Most of the written work 2hus, Hatate, Ruukoto and Renko+Merry

Characters that Reimu has beaten:
ALL the characters from the official games she appears in (except Ruukoto).

Characters that have beaten Reimu at least once:
-PoFV characters
-PoDD characters
-All 2hus who participated at the fighting games

Characters that have an equal win/lose ratio against Reimu:
-PoDD characters except Marisa and Mima
-Eiki, Komachi and Medicine
-Suika
-Tenko
-Iku
-Kokoro
-Kasen
-Sumireko
-Seija

This equal win/lose ratio is actually because of the nature of Fighting/Phantasmagoria games that allow rematches (Except Seija). Most of these characters only fought Reimu twice, and never fought her ever since.

Characters who fought Reimu and never got beaten:
-Yorihime
-VIVIT

So there. It proves that Reimu isn't all that invincible and that even small fry 2hus like Mystia could beat her, though, in this context your best bet is probably Yorihime or VIVIT.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 17:39:11 2015 No.14411991 >>14405635 It's some sort of death fairy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:31:27 2015 No.14412189 >>14410232 >Seihou Project >canon Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 19:46:32 2015 No.14412459 >>14412189 Butthurt Reimu fan detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 05:36:18 2015 No.14414129 >>14404030 What's she going to do? Perform an exorcism on me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 02:02:03 2015 No.14418097 >>14406326 >>14404337 She's even more aggressive in PC98 games actually. All main characters are rude as heck there. Now that I think about, does this mean young Zun was blunt person back then? He seems very chill and thoughtful now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 02:13:39 2015 No.14418126 >>14418097 He was bullied in college

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 02:27:45 2015 No.14418164 >>14418097 Easy comes with age my friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 03:48:15 2015 No.14418461 File: 131 KB, 300x300, tenshi chibi pose_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 Canon beat everyone

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 09:21:19 2015 No.14419462 File: 477 KB, 709x1001, sendai_smash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14404030 Mom will set her straight. inb4 non-canon. Who cares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 07:29:15 2015 No.14423927 I would pay Reimu ¥200 for a handjob. That should sate her moneylust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 20:21:17 2015 No.14431271 >>14404030 Patchy! Her soft immoveable body will protect me!

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