Yukari hibernation

[Anonymous No.]

It's winter now, so Yukari has finally went into hibernation. A crafty tengu has hidden a video camera inside the Yakumo nest, realizing that the newspaper market is oversaturated, and that she can gain more subscribers by making nature documentaries instead.

6 months of footage of Yukari sleeping.
Would you watch it /jp/? All of it?

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga I would backtrace the IP of the video camera by creating a GUI in visual basic and go hibernate with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14403939

Yes and fap vigorously while doing so and jizzing all over the screen letting it crust up over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14403985
Well that's no good. Eventually you wouldn't be able to see anything through the dirty screen. There are limits to this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck that, I'm going to hibernate WITH Yukari!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather spend the time having sex with Letty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14403980
Nigga just google map it LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari caught me on her property
She saw me trespassing her real estate. She reached into her pocket for a pistol. She came after me and pistol-whipped my behind.
Yukari beat me to a pulp
She gave me a yell-down war hell ride
She told me that she was going to kill me if I don't get off her real estate.
She gave five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the rookie road.
At 10:00 PM, I drove my Bronco back to Yukari's real estate
I jumped over her fence after dark
I picked up a brick and shattered Yukari's window pane
Yukari sighted me doing it and reached for her pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like O. J. Simpson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14403939
Gensokyo seasons aren't the same as north hemisphere, that's why yukari can see cherry blossoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14404788
Gaphag kicked my ass!
Gaphag kicked my ass!
Gaphag kicked my ass!
Gaphag kicked my ass!