Quickly, caress them! We must revive the Yukkuri fandom! We cannot take it easy just yet. Why are we slowing down?

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Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:20:03 2015 No.14390911 [Reply] [Original]

Quickly, caress them! We must revive the Yukkuri fandom! We cannot take it easy just yet. Why are we slowing down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:21:25 2015 No.14390915 File: 696 KB, 1000x1200, 247be2cd916b033211ce6e25efec18d2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GENOCIDE CUTTA

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:34:08 2015 No.14390952 >>14390911 I can't believe that yukkuri are one of my strongest reasons for learning Japanese. Somebody please wake me up inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:44:55 2015 No.14390998 File: 189 KB, 714x1000, holiday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting collllllder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:51:08 2015 No.14391029 >>14390911 So if I get a bunch of them I can let them do rub rub with my dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:09:26 2015 No.14391072 File: 111 KB, 1000x1000, oooorin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 02:51:05 2015 No.14391203 My Fran ate all the food in the fridge instead of the shithead kos I left for her to eat. Is there any way to restock it?

Anonymous Mon Nov 23 03:12:32 2015 No.14391267
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I never liked yukkuri and I never will. The original picture with Reimu and Marisa is where it should have ended instead of turning into the shittiest touhou meme ever created. I hate them so much that I don't even revel in killing or torturing them, I just want them to disappear and never want to have to see them or hear them or, god forbid, be around them. Get your shit thread out of here faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 03:47:12 2015 No.14391352 >>14391203 In Yukkuri Diary? Go to the title or area select screen and back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 03:52:50 2015 No.14391374 File: 275 KB, 706x1000, goodend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14391352 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 04:30:15 2015 No.14391497 Is there a link for diary pc version?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 04:41:56 2015 No.14391523 >>14391497 https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BytIrLYjc6nzT0xqd1pkR0s3Q2c

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 04:45:25 2015 No.14391532 File: 121 KB, 706x1000, lewdy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14391523 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 06:59:20 2015 No.14391848 >>14391267 get out shiddy geejer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 08:41:59 2015 No.14392195 File: 1.28 MB, 1920x1080, ss+(2015-11-23+at+08.38.06).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can they die of old age now or something? I've had two that just started dying for seemingly no reason, saying "I'd like to take it easy". Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 08:47:53 2015 No.14392214 >>14390998 I hate you

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 10:46:41 2015 No.14392598 >>14392195 They could always die of old age, especially in breed and collection (proportional to size). I never had a dosu live more than a couple days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 10:55:50 2015 No.14392618 >>14392195 Have you tried orange juice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 11:05:58 2015 No.14392650 >>14392618 Tried everything. OJ, Lemon, food, bath, etc. Punishing them acted like active life support for some reason. Like telling it "Fuck you, dying is against the rules.". >>14392598 I never saw it happen. That sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 11:31:51 2015 No.14392714 File: 216 KB, 1093x900, 1437280442500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14390998 >that ending

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 13:05:06 2015 No.14393051 File: 2.45 MB, 1920x1080, ss+(2015-11-23+at+01.03.43).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone know what the sparkles mean? I'm guessing white is clean, but what about gold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 13:47:56 2015 No.14393232 Guys I accidentally sold one of my most prized ones Is it gone forever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 14:04:48 2015 No.14393313 Is there no violence in pc version?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 14:31:39 2015 No.14393407 >>14393313 Nah. Not sure why. >>14393232 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 14:37:53 2015 No.14393423 >>14391374 That was the first path for that boy to turn into a HENTAI.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 14:38:06 2015 No.14393425 >Happy pee DIE DIE DIE

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 14:58:21 2015 No.14393479 File: 44 KB, 245x251, 1436719525773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14393425 >he doesnt pee when he's happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 15:04:58 2015 No.14393497 >>14393232 Turn off quick sell!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 15:12:52 2015 No.14393529 File: 280 KB, 1000x1000, Yu Knight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukkuri are nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 16:05:15 2015 No.14393745 File: 174 KB, 500x1550, ty6uty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14393529

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 16:07:13 2015 No.14393758 File: 86 KB, 400x400, 1445796850994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14393529

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 16:16:32 2015 No.14393803 you cant fuck them so whats the point

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 16:23:07 2015 No.14393842 >>14390911 >she lets out happy pee Fucking hell. Even when treated well they piss themselves and make a mess. Dirty little bastards! >>14391267 I'm with you, Anon. I hate them so damn much.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 16:40:39 2015 No.14393943 >>14393803 actually

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 18:25:19 2015 No.14394461 >Happy Pee >Happy >Pee >Pee Happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 18:32:14 2015 No.14394496 File: 16 KB, 400x500, flan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 19:10:20 2015 No.14394682 File: 108 KB, 880x588, 1448323820102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some Yukkuri Alice are dirty, but remember not all Yukkuri Alice are that way

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 19:33:47 2015 No.14394781 >>14394682 post orphan

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 20:56:47 2015 No.14395156 You do realize what needs to happen. OC. There is no other way to forestall the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:15:35 2015 No.14395271 Fuck this, /jp/ Yukkuri threads suck

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:23:40 2015 No.14395313 File: 250 KB, 1000x703, ffafe760d75c74fe0675e9ff518c361f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14395271 Is there a better place for yukkuri threads?

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Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:25:07 2015 No.14395588
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>>14395271
They're slow everywhere, anon. OYP forums barely get one post a day, and while there's still active artists, translations are all but dead.

Unfortunately the fandom for yukkuri is pretty dead outside of Japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:26:46 2015 No.14395600 How nutritive are yukkuris?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:32:40 2015 No.14395637 >>14395600 Depends on the filling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 22:37:05 2015 No.14395660 >>14395271 unless youve been here since 2009, the high popularity of yukkuri has been long gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 23:31:08 2015 No.14395853 >>14395600 Depends. Some are bean paste, others are custard or cream, some are even meat buns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 00:28:43 2015 No.14396065 >>14395317 I came here to fap, not to feel..

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 00:54:12 2015 No.14396152 File: 18 KB, 278x278, 1441160411140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14396065 you must be new

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 01:04:31 2015 No.14396194 Translations are hard I hear because of the language quirks yukkuris have

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 01:24:54 2015 No.14396245 >>14390911 >caress them Isn't that how they masturbate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 01:38:56 2015 No.14396282 >>14396194 On the plus side, no kanji.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 05:19:41 2015 No.14396777 >>14396245 It varies by the author, seems like. Sometimes if they rub too much it makes them horny and they end up making babies. Other times it only works if the actual sex organs are involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 14:03:26 2015 No.14398099 File: 297 KB, 723x709, 1430347242123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14396777

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 14:14:18 2015 No.14398111 >>14396777 If they do rub-rub they get a stalk pregnancy. If they do the actual refresh, they have a mammalian pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 15:00:05 2015 No.14398249 >>14393758 Myon likes dicks! Dick dick dick diiiiiiiiiiiiick!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 18:55:54 2015 No.14398952 guess who i am and you get a new yukkuri comic this month

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 19:00:34 2015 No.14398974 >>14398952 A faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:04:57 2015 No.14399212 >>14398952 Kiriraitaa? Please be kiri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:07:37 2015 No.14399222 >>14398952 SUN z-aki

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:08:11 2015 No.14399224 >>14396065 >fap

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:16:54 2015 No.14399247 >>14398952 that one guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:25:53 2015 No.14399271 >>14398952 Hiroyuki

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:27:59 2015 No.14399277 These things are ugly as shit. If I ever saw one of these things just sitting around minding their own business I would not hesitate to fucking kick them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:36:51 2015 No.14399302 File: 17 KB, 394x357, 1438204027060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14399277 spoken like a true abyuser

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:41:30 2015 No.14399312 >>14399277 I'd recommend not kicking them. Their shit and piss might explode all over your foot. They're disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:48:00 2015 No.14399331 >>14399312 >Their shit and piss might explode all over your foot and hopefully their blood too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 20:55:01 2015 No.14399357 >>14399312 Pussy. If you want to have some fun you need to get your hands dirty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:00:04 2015 No.14399370 >>14399331 they do not have blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:05:01 2015 No.14399380 >>14399357 True, but I'd sooner drop a cinder block on them from a safe distance to avoid a possible excrement explosion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:06:06 2015 No.14399385 >>14399312 I would also recommend not kicking them. Take them into your home, and give them all your love and affection. Then, only once they have experienced the true height of happiness, begin torturing them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:09:59 2015 No.14399392 >>14399370 Oh, how sweet. They don't have a circulatory system, but can piss and shit. How cute...

Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:14:03 2015 No.14399406

>>14399392
One artist has depicted a "paste cycle", wherein the filling that composes their innards (typically bean paste, hence the name) slowly circulates throughout their body.

It's not terribly complicated because mostly they're just magic pastry fairies, but it's the reason they can piss and shit - the "shit" is paste that's past its expiration date, and the "piss" is just excess moisture. Sugar water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:28:35 2015 No.14399457 >>14399224 Slang for masturbation

Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:33:31 2015 No.14399469

>>14399406
They're unicellular.

How they get around the square-cube law is simple.

HURR MAGIC

But from a practical biological perspective, they have the body type of an archaebacteria. Any resemblance to mammals is purely superficial.

Even their reproductive cycle is an imitation of mammalian and reptilian biology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 21:53:17 2015 No.14399530 File: 150 KB, 850x1200, 30d044695b5355ed91911f5b8027749a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lots of uneasy anons in here tonight, take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 22:20:11 2015 No.14399623 File: 865 KB, 968x1005, 1428855120005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is sekibanki a yukkuri

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 22:27:46 2015 No.14399641 >>14399212 >>14399222 >>14399247 >>14399271 fufufu

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 22:39:17 2015 No.14399680 >>14399641 >danogoat >ever finishing comics wwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 22:59:56 2015 No.14399726 >>14391267 takesh it eajy, anon. it's not as bad as fluffies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 23:43:05 2015 No.14399843 File: 38 KB, 340x301, puffpuff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14398952

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 01:37:04 2015 No.14400202 File: 92 KB, 400x600, yukkuri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 03:07:23 2015 No.14400458 Yukkuri is a stagnant art form

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 03:32:51 2015 No.14400528 >>14399370 How does something that have no blood seem to suffer so easily?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 07:51:50 2015 No.14401187 Patchy Yukkurri where?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 08:38:10 2015 No.14401364 File: 378 KB, 1036x823, 4051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14401187

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 13:52:38 2015 No.14402425 >>14398952 We don't need more yukkuri comics, we need more translators.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 25 19:30:20 2015 No.14403595 can someone post shellrisa or abandoned alice I'd like to read them with /jp/ again

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:02:30 2015 No.14406720 File: 383 KB, 1920x1020, rwerwr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:05:24 2015 No.14406728 File: 1.55 MB, 1500x1000, Peaceful days.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14406720 Why are humans uneasy shitheads?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:12:35 2015 No.14406755 File: 265 KB, 700x599, eajy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14406728 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:28:58 2015 No.14406797 >>14406720 Did the one on the far right just go super saiyan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:54:40 2015 No.14406876 >>14406720 Yukkurri genocide best day of my life

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:54:59 2015 No.14406880

I really don't get why this became popular. From shitty ASCII art to animal?/creature abuse. What kind of person is into that, people that got bullied as child?
I like the normal stuff, like the videos made with yukkuri movie maker, but this guro stuff is just fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 12:57:41 2015 No.14406886 >>14406880 Confirmed for not knowing a bit about NEET Japanese culture

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 16:28:11 2015 No.14407642 >>14406880 Can abyuse even be considered guro when they're just sentient manjuu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 16:36:01 2015 No.14407671 This entire thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMD6oarTWA&feature=youtu.be

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:16:07 2015 No.14407809 >>14407642 Yes.

Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:18:34 2015 No.14407822

>>14406880
>What kind of person is into that, people that got bullied as child?
Have you ever suspected that bullies might be borderline psychos? They won't skin you alive and wear it as a costume but they sure enjoy making others miserable and the only reason they don't go too far is because they know that as long as they don't cause permanent physical damage people will just ignore it as children conflicts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:23:09 2015 No.14407836 >>14406880 >Guro >Bean paste >Guro >Getting offended over bean paste >Bean paste that shits everywhere >Bean paste that multiplies like a plague Go hug a tree

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 17:51:13 2015 No.14407918 http://g.e-hentai.org/g/489480/9fb1355c52/

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:18:15 2015 No.14408670 >>14407918 Oh shit, I haven't seen this pool in ages. Thanks for reminding me that it exists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:45:03 2015 No.14408788 What is this shit. Is it the equivalent of those MLP "fluffy pony" shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 21:45:53 2015 No.14408792 >>14408788 It's the older, superior variety of such.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:06:58 2015 No.14408855 >>14408792 But the Rozen Maiden version came even earlier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:09:05 2015 No.14408871 File: 242 KB, 1000x1400, Back_alley_beating001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407918 So sanpanda actually has a usable pool system? Sweet. I may as well post what I found there.

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Anonymous Thu Nov 26 22:13:18 2015 No.14408892
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>>14408885
It's worth pointing out this is the only example I've ever seen of a yukkuri overpowering a human, even temporarily.

It's probably the city diet that allowed them to get that big.

Gotta follow up on it though.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:23:28 2015 No.14409140 >>14408941 Thanks for the dump. This has always been one of my favorites. Machiyu aki really nails those yukkuri expressions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:40:15 2015 No.14409183 >>14408941 This all stemmed from Yukkuri hatred.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:44:09 2015 No.14409202 >>14409183 Really, if there were creatures that were able to communicate with humans, but were weaker and stupider, this would probably happen fairly frequently in major cities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:53:57 2015 No.14409239 >>14409202 I'd like to see more yukkuri types written abot aside from marisa and reimu. Too bad it's all dead in the West?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 26 23:55:37 2015 No.14409247 >>14409239 If I'm the last person on earth who likes them, I'll still like them. I can't really draw though. If you dig around, Chen, Patchouli and Alice are also pretty common.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:15:12 2015 No.14409687 >>14409239 There's a decent amount of Alice and Patchouli too, Remilia/Flan are kind of common as well since they eat other yukkuri. To a lesser extent you'll see Chen, Ran and Cirno among others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 02:16:09 2015 No.14409692 what happened to the orphaned remi in orphaned alice>>14409687

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 05:36:22 2015 No.14410213 >>14390911 >>14390952 >finally able to understand small amounts of Japanese >Soon I'll finally be able to contribute to the Yukkuri fandom It's an easy feeling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:48:46 2015 No.14410509 >>14391267 Patchy loves you, easy Mister!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:51:51 2015 No.14410513 >>14393842 >Even when treated well they piss themselves and make a mess Only little kos do that, easy Mister! Patchiolli is a big Yu and would never do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 07:56:57 2015 No.14410520 I've created Yukkuri based on Key characters, but I can't draw them. Will someone here Draw them for me?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:21:54 2015 No.14411428 >>14410213 The slurring is going to kill you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:23:29 2015 No.14411433 >>14410520 If you wanted to be a pleb, you could just trace existing artwork to suit your needs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 14:37:15 2015 No.14411476 File: 238 KB, 520x630, roll_chan_by_catplus-d3cna69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14407836 It is sentient. Just like Roll-chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:24:02 2015 No.14412146 >>14411428 Slurring isn't that hard. You just gotta think about it and pronounce it outloud. Simply reading it looks like a jumbled mess though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 18:53:23 2015 No.14412289 >>14412146 Well, it's a primary reason you can't just google translate this shit. Anyway, if you start translating, please do Marisa's easy hibernation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:39:10 2015 No.14413039 File: 157 KB, 708x1000, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's another story of things that would probably happen on a daily basis if yukkuri existed

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:52:33 2015 No.14413086 File: 30 KB, 340x321, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too much guro but not enough porn of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:55:10 2015 No.14413101 File: 575 KB, 900x1400, 49aabddcb39843766f9715b245e3dc79.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413086 Mister anon is a pervert.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 22:57:09 2015 No.14413113 >>14413101 >you will never have a bodied yukkuri and decapitate it because you have an IQ of potato and you think it has some kind of growth

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:04:31 2015 No.14413138 File: 112 KB, 500x700, d74b929cb563be1c7ee0d4d7bd783c0c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14413113 What if it really does?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:06:45 2015 No.14413144 File: 39 KB, 298x216, 11bae3eb3c0b31a10aad87b5a985c420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mishta pasta

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:09:16 2015 No.14413150 >>14413138 Trick question, all Alices deserve to be castrated, bodied or other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:10:20 2015 No.14413153 >>14413144 I wanna rescue that gold badge Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 27 23:17:49 2015 No.14413182 File: 241 KB, 1200x849, bodied yu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bodied yu are strangely adorable sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 10:30:31 2015 No.14414815 Yu abusers killed yukkuri? why did yukkuri die so hard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 11:48:02 2015 No.14415018 >all this gore ew. why do people like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 12:02:55 2015 No.14415060 >>14415018 They're jealous because they can't take it easy. >tfw was going to post a picture but noticed I don't actually have any yukkuris on this machine

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 13:57:35 2015 No.14415589 >>14415018 >gore >bean paste

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 15:03:14 2015 No.14415830 File: 199 KB, 637x755, f2d090f79445e33f238f68123ce258b7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14415060 Don't worry sempai

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 17:38:17 2015 No.14416405 >>14414815 Yukkuri has stagnated to the point where it is a dead art

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 18:27:35 2015 No.14416603 >>14414815 Abyusers killed too many yukkuri, so they went extinct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 18:32:52 2015 No.14416618 >>14415589 It is like saying that torturing an android is not brutal because they are made out of metal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 18:37:01 2015 No.14416637 >>14416618 Well, calling it gore implies a visceral reaction of disgust rather than an emotional reaction of sympathy and/or schadenfreude. I'd hope that abyuse arouses an emotional reaction, but not a visceral one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 19:24:43 2015 No.14416792 >>14413144 More happy endings please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 19:32:10 2015 No.14416822 >>14416792 Unfortunately for niceheads, the few artists still consistently putting out content are 99% abuse-oriented.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 21:18:14 2015 No.14417194 File: 59 KB, 800x600, YUKKURI STYLE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which do you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 21:26:22 2015 No.14417221 >>14417194 Center left is kiri, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 21:56:15 2015 No.14417298 >>14391267 I totally agree with that point. Tōhō fandom is ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ often really retarded...

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 22:07:54 2015 No.14417339 >>14411433 My hands are fucked up. can't draw shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 28 22:13:12 2015 No.14417364 File: 634 KB, 1000x1500, cd42989a5149eda405980d505d5cb03c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416822 Not always, Takumi has a nice balance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 01:18:48 2015 No.14417996 http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Key_Yuukuri

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:25:30 2015 No.14418967 necrobump

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 06:51:08 2015 No.14419035 File: 45 KB, 850x398, 988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14416792 That pool has a horrible ending.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 07:22:38 2015 No.14419098 Has anyone realised that in yukkuri diary you can ride mister cow to the park and he follows you around eating yukukki? You can also hand feed him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 14:28:53 2015 No.14420443 >>14419098 I know you can ride him but did not know you can feed him yukkuri....the more you know

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 29 14:32:42 2015 No.14420470 >>14417194 Who is 6?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 14:09:44 2015 No.14425203 >>14420470 Not sure, I want to say it's whoever did that Reimu Gundam one on OYP but can't say for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 22:10:26 2015 No.14427375 >>14417194 bottom left just pisses me off

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 22:13:42 2015 No.14427385 File: 491 KB, 1500x800, yu7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14420470 Mecha Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 22:18:28 2015 No.14427392 http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/62401/abuse-anon-bedding-big-g-death-koyukkuri-marisa-re Look at the comments here Do people really hate it so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 30 22:54:50 2015 No.14427547 >>14427392 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 02:33:32 2015 No.14428292 >>14427392 Looks pretty pragmatic to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 10:01:39 2015 No.14429528 >>14427385 Damn Yukkuri reproduce like a plague

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 10:16:20 2015 No.14429574 >>14429528 In this image is an experimental breed of yukkuri that lives off of water and sunlight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 21:23:57 2015 No.14431499 Anyone know where I can find the retarded yukkuri story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 1 21:37:26 2015 No.14431553 >>14431499 There's several.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 00:21:10 2015 No.14432132 >>14431553 Oh really? Do you know where i'd find them? The particular one im lookin for is one where the mother is licking some retarded reimu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 12:13:06 2015 No.14433795 Patchiolli is here. Patchy is building a Great Library with stories of new yukkuri that patchy met. Take it easy. And please be easy with little ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 12:31:13 2015 No.14433852 >>14432132 This story is based off of the image. https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/yufanfics/LJC6LkgfoSA

Anonymous Wed Dec 2 13:02:03 2015 No.14433939
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>>14416618
>there will never be mech 2hu torture and abuse manga.
>there will never be doujin about the psychological pain on their almost human A.I of being dismantled and scraped because their masters bought a newer, upgraded version.
>there will never be doujin about hacking and violenting cute 2hu-bots from the inside, reprogramming them to feel pleasure from their own destruction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:05:40 2015 No.14434734 File: 28 KB, 525x525, ^D7661350991CA8240A6F06E4A4AE5C9CB0E35F8FDD05796473^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14401187 Here you go, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:24:42 2015 No.14434800 File: 39 KB, 581x581, ^64FD715C996670B427FA2F44A4392BEA5BDB91CAA2B205C3A6^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14434734

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:25:48 2015 No.14434807 File: 56 KB, 582x789, ^582A9242C6A4DEDB23102CE05D32D6FCDF674E00AD222B36CE^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14434800

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:26:49 2015 No.14434811 File: 21 KB, 500x381, 2ikb7ma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:28:59 2015 No.14434824 File: 339 KB, 600x800, 9878640f1ac670fb8fc4cb5c91d5ad10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:31:01 2015 No.14434837 File: 32 KB, 500x466, ^A2CF2842B6CC060123A8BCA2A9AC3DA16D3B7866A0480D8754^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:32:41 2015 No.14434845 File: 101 KB, 933x659, 16139cb61c34f094be3e90b8d6b5a898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:33:43 2015 No.14434847 File: 94 KB, 600x352, F9f8494d20e464c17a553ed40c1b0c0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 17:34:46 2015 No.14434852 File: 53 KB, 672x800, ^836638D393991DACAD35D396D86CFEF5E5AAB433E781000089^pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 19:21:27 2015 No.14435295 >>14434800 This is one of my favorite series. I want a koPatchy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 19:44:13 2015 No.14435413 >>14413150 Not all Alices are bad, Easy Mister!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 19:47:58 2015 No.14435424 >>14434734 Thank you for being easy to Patchy, easy Mister!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 20:24:07 2015 No.14435543 File: 242 KB, 706x999, c151958507972918554615646c60c0d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no giant bodied yukkuri

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 21:01:40 2015 No.14435693 >>14435413 Yes, but all yukkuri need to be abused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 22:04:29 2015 No.14436006 File: 706 KB, 1000x846, bucket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 22:05:07 2015 No.14436009 File: 333 KB, 900x700, newkurri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >new artists like this guy >no more translations its not right...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 2 22:49:50 2015 No.14436176 File: 811 KB, 900x1260, yuyu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 01:16:09 2015 No.14436632 >>14435693 Please Mister. Don't abuse niceheads like Patchy. Only uneasy yukkuri who steal from Mister Humans and say mena things. Patchy is a nice yukkuri

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 09:46:46 2015 No.14437857 Recommend me some good abuse srories /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 12:15:46 2015 No.14438248 >>14437857 https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/yufanfics/fInVol8O_44

Key Yukkuri Guy Thu Dec 3 12:17:14 2015 No.14438255

>>14438248
A new story I started before I start my Key Yukkuri stories.

When Daleks Discovered Yukkuri

During the long forgotten Dalek invasion of 2010, The Daleks discovered the strange creatures known as Yukkuri. At first, the Daleks treaked yukkuri much the same as they treated any other form of life, exterminate them and be done with it and then get back to whatever else they were doing.

But, eventually the Daleks discovered something about Yukkuri and, more importantly about themselves. They relaized that exterminating Yukkuri, espeically the loudest and most annoying shitheads, brought the Daleks something that was supposed to have been bred out of their DNA since their creation, acutal PLEASURE!

Yes, the Daleks actually ENJOYED listening to yukkuri scream and beg for their miserable lives while they were being shot. and so, the Daleks instead of killing yukkuri as quickly as possible, experimented with newer, better, SLOWER ways to kill yukkuri, such as hitting them with sticks, running them over, shooting them with (GASP) non lethal weaponry until they died of their injuries, starving them, letting Ogrons "play" with them, stabbing the,. feeding them poison, injecting them with water until they were dear death, injecting with orange juice and repeating the process until the yukkuri were driven insane with pain and leaving them to scream and cry themselves to death, scaring them until they threw up their fillings, letting animals rip them apart, letting starving humans rip them apart, ripping them apart with small, microscopic scaples that slowly cut them open atom by atom and listening to them scream and cry, first for mercy nd then finally for a quick death, healing them and repeating the "fun" all over again for days on end and even letting them gorge on food and then keeping them in their own excrement until they slowly developed mold over most of their bodies, cutting the mold away, soaking them in orange juice to keep them alive and repeating the process until they went completly catationic and only then, feeding them to other yukkuri, who then could no longer take it easy ever again. they even took hundreds of yukkuri, took the accessories
from half of them and made them fight the other half to get THEIR accessories or die trying. This "sporting event" was broadcast through the galaxy for two reasons. One, to make races that knew nothing about humanity fear the Daleks and second, to discract other races so that the Daleks could sneak in and attack them while they were son engrossed in the yukkuri fights.

But, eventually, the daleks were defeated by the Doctor and left Earth. but they did not leave alone. They too with them over 2000 yukkuri to be used to breed millions of yukkuri, all to be used for everything from simple torture to Ogoron chow, to experimentation to weapon research.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 17:33:39 2015 No.14439118 File: 838 KB, 1500x1500, uuuhhhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remi a cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 3 19:02:11 2015 No.14439391 >>14439118 Too bad most Remis nowadays are bodied.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 01:39:20 2015 No.14440751 >>14439391 What's wrong with bodies remis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 02:30:06 2015 No.14440925 >>14440751 Everybody does them and it's boring

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 03:00:53 2015 No.14441023 File: 296 KB, 980x750, patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 03:07:44 2015 No.14441060 File: 207 KB, 1200x849, 832e736ebd2ef9eca1ccd9feb3feeec7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 04:56:47 2015 No.14441246 File: 200 KB, 600x600, 40255406_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14441023 I want to take it easy with a Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 07:56:56 2015 No.14441753 The real question is why ZUN rarely acknowledged the yukkuri, nevermind make them canon in the first place. Judging by the yukkuri fandom, he made the right choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 09:54:06 2015 No.14442072 >>14440751 I'm not a fan of bodied Yukkuris in general, they just look like overweight toddlers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 10:07:25 2015 No.14442090 >>14442072 Bodied yukkuri are just outlets for pedophiles Which is fitting because stanard Remilia is a character that attracts secondary pedos like flies. Coincidence?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 12:20:23 2015 No.14442473 File: 457 KB, 1200x849, 2449a4ab21a1e434b242630f969dcf8f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14442090 That's a lie anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 16:39:47 2015 No.14443317 File: 7 KB, 150x180, shirou_emiya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14406720 what the fuck are you doing there Shirou

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 19:26:12 2015 No.14443957 Just fired up Breed and Collection PC again. Forgot I had a few million points. Remi in the wild is ruthless. She flew up and let out a happy "PATCHHEEE" and then promptly bit Patchy in half.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 4 19:31:07 2015 No.14443974 >>14443957 It's a predator, and Patchy is like the easiest prey there is.

Anonymous Fri Dec 4 23:54:42 2015 No.14444940

>>14443957
Yeah if you have Predator mode on, her and Flan will almost always be found near the cardboard boxes full of yukkuri families. It's like a buffet.

Weird thing is they barely attack other yukkuri at the house, I had a room with a Remi/Flan family in it and usually tossed Rank C's in there, but they hardly ever got eaten.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 00:26:49 2015 No.14445028 >>14441246 Thanks, easy Mister. Patchy wants to take it easy with you too!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 00:29:32 2015 No.14445035 >>14443957 that's terrible, Mister Human.

Anonymous Sat Dec 5 00:40:31 2015 No.14445073
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I have been playing Sim Yukkuri a lot lately and have been making a lot of hybrids. Here are a few savefiles with a few hybrids, one with a Dosu and
some with far too many yukkuri to deal with.

Most of them have over $100000 and one has several million dollars.

Here's how I do it.

I take nice heads and give them most of the screen, while taking shit heads and use them as breeding stock. Now my niceheads are on the bottom part of the screen and they get nice food, balls, self cleaning toilets and High Highs, while the shitheads get viagra, no toilets and shaken a lot, which created a lot of baby shitheads, which quickly get sold off unless they are rare, which means that they get the Accel amp, or hybrids, which means that they get caged in by walls. Try it and see what happens.

Here are the save files

http://www.4shared.com/file/biKDE88Uce/Happy_nice_heads_dosu.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/jPDR2AWuba/dosu_3.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/FER-tofmba/rabbits.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/lsn4WMttce/rabbits2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/fl3doH26ce/chaos_1.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/UjeREuWUba/chaos_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/2WeAOeCXce/Chaos_3.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/PVYchqgPba/Chaos_4.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/LTpDx3mDba/Chaos_5.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/JgFMnlVAce/Chaos_6.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/NEfJZuo0ba/Chaos_6_million.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/XnLsVmkZce/Crazy_town.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/T3QUjoHjba/Crazy_town_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/lkjrU15cce/Madnessmillions.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/Ld9GRYnsce/KITTY_pachy.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/BolmoM4kce/KITTY_pachy_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/WKYReGqOce/WAY_too_Full.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/Iy0HHaUVba/WAY_too_Full_2.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/s8Lw6m71ce/Happy_nice_heads.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/m71c5qM1ce/Happy_nice_heads_2.html

This is a pic of my screen right now as I'm playing with this save file, TOO MANY RANS.

This afternoon, befoe I left the house, I shook up all the yukkuris, put Accel and Orange amps on the babies and left.

I came home at 8PM to find this mess and have been spending most of the night selling off shitheads and even average yus.

http://www.4shared.com/file/SNLAbnS3ce/Too_many_rans.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 00:53:30 2015 No.14445117 >>14444940 Were they A or S rank? Cause those don't attack anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 02:19:35 2015 No.14445341 >>14445117 I think most are at least A, so that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 06:53:16 2015 No.14445984 >>14434800 That's a very sturdy kopatchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 12:21:50 2015 No.14446935 File: 379 KB, 1400x1050, exppinatas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Exterminate all yukkuri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 12:29:54 2015 No.14446955 >>14446935 Is this fully playable?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 12:35:38 2015 No.14446970 >>14446955 The good folks over at MotK made an english patch that covers everything you need to play the game. Story not included.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:01:54 2015 No.14447236 File: 339 KB, 1400x990, 87e5633fa7da8689d5fb703d70346905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where can i find breed and collection for pc?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:15:19 2015 No.14447280 File: 295 KB, 849x1200, 8f7596fa3def5776bd9bdcd3b053a495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447236 Also big.g thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:16:30 2015 No.14447283 File: 356 KB, 849x1200, c04ee88d2154a8c9f536ace06cb6bd63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447280

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:17:42 2015 No.14447290 File: 417 KB, 849x1200, 9ba02e012eae00257096ac16369b8636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447283

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:18:48 2015 No.14447292 File: 377 KB, 849x1200, 2f1beddd591888d7cd39328754b1ef42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447290

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:19:54 2015 No.14447294 File: 397 KB, 849x1200, e0d1aac561a3f926fabaf141d2f5d6cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447292

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:21:00 2015 No.14447296 File: 379 KB, 849x1200, 9e5f050da429af4a89e1242b1c828194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447294

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:22:25 2015 No.14447300 File: 504 KB, 849x1200, 5540ffe21e0c544666963510381e1afd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14447296

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 14:31:21 2015 No.14447342 >>14447236 >perfectly good pool >untranslated CAN'T TAKE IT EASY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 15:05:24 2015 No.14447487 >>14447300 Big.g mouths are disturbing

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 5 21:07:33 2015 No.14448819 >>14434800 Patchy's babies are strong and healthy, easy Mister.

>>	Key Yuukuri Guy Sat Dec 5 21:08:49 2015 No.14448829 File: 273 KB, 1024x768, Look at all the hybrids.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at all the Hybrids!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 00:59:08 2015 No.14449711 File: 138 KB, 640x480, 23810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Merry Christmas!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:38:25 2015 No.14450335 File: 194 KB, 760x397, 61735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449711

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 04:50:02 2015 No.14450358 >>14444940 I like knocking the cardboard box over so the top is facing up and the yukkuris can't get out. Then I throw every yukkuri I can find in there until it turns into a screaming rapefest.

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:10:50 2015 No.14450524

>>14450358
I didn't realize this until the last time I played, but if you kick the boxes they actually fall apart. I found one full of Rank C's shouting nasty shit at me (the rank C's say some really rude, shithead-y things), so I kicked the box apart and brought a low-rank Flan over to play.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 06:13:23 2015 No.14450532 >>14450524 Yeah collapsing it on families is hilarious.

>>	Multikulture man Sun Dec 6 11:40:22 2015 No.14451675 >>14390911 >>14390915 I would post moar but mods are triggered by BEAN PASTE.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 11:59:12 2015 No.14451758 File: 151 KB, 640x480, 8f946d6054f92d72e665422ae1f39059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14449711 Santa gives coal to shitheads you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 20:29:16 2015 No.14453806 File: 433 KB, 900x700, 202e746f8c02a6f477d48559f5738a75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where do i find breed and collection for pc

>>	Patchy Sun Dec 6 21:49:55 2015 No.14454141 >>14451758 Mister Santa gave Patchy FIVE Mister Books for Mister Christmas last winter because Patchy is a good yu. Patchy hopes that Mister Santa gives Patchy lots of big grown up books this winter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:52:08 2015 No.14454152 >>14454141 >yukkuri >lasting more than a year I guess the pet ones could make it 2 or 3, depending on the canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 21:52:39 2015 No.14454157 Does anyone play Sim Yukkuri anymore?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:00:11 2015 No.14454402 >>14413182 Thank you based BigG!

Anonymous Sun Dec 6 23:53:33 2015 No.14454570
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>>14445073
I don´t know why, but I took a moment to think, while looking at this post, that all of this was created because some jap tried to draw marisa and reimu and failed miserably. what a crazy world to live in.
also thanks for the info anon

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:09:31 2015 No.14454851
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>>14454152
The couple artists that have done compilation or guide type comics with Yukkuri info generally say a well-kept pet can go upwards of a decade. Average pet lifespan is closer to 5 years, and strays/shitheads are a year or two at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 01:32:55 2015 No.14454938 >>14454570 yukkuri will kill 2hu eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:01:03 2015 No.14455049 >>14454152 According to Canon, wild yukkuri live about five years and pet yukkuri can live as many as ten years

>>	Patchy Mon Dec 7 02:03:24 2015 No.14455058 >>14454141 Patchy is only two years old, easy Mister!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:40:54 2015 No.14455172 >>14447236 >>14453806 Here. https://mega.nz/#!VFUk3JSa!2lFarLKHST2mzaE8Q0Pwa0uE2A5b-GWbukD2LDCnnFY I think save files are in AppData, so you shouldn't have any of my save content. If you do, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 02:55:07 2015 No.14455210 >>14455172 Is it still the old-ass non-violent version?

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:16:05 2015 No.14455283
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>>14455210
I don't think so. Says v1.5.4 which is the latest version according to the Google Play page.

Only difference from android is better visuals and higher population cap

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 03:16:56 2015 No.14455288 >>14455283 Aw yiss. Thanks senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 05:22:00 2015 No.14455547 >>14391072 I want to irrumate yukkuri reimu

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 13:17:36 2015 No.14456921 File: 104 KB, 428x1000, 556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 14:59:58 2015 No.14457381 File: 194 KB, 707x1000, 10fff0f185ee03d08cc04fa0f69cafef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14390911 woah! Flan is fast!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 16:51:26 2015 No.14457843 File: 245 KB, 1384x1000, bigG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The breed and collection physics can be hilarious. If Fran or Remi bite and kill a dosu sized yukkuri they both go flying far away across the screen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:54:26 2015 No.14458152 >>14457843 So far my favourite moment in Breed and Collection was filling the house with Ko-Marisa and putting them all in the fish tank. I mean it was annoying, but watching them struggle to hop onto the leaf was fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 17:58:01 2015 No.14458179 man, I want to squeeze the life out of a yukkuri. To hear it scream and writhe as it dies would be great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 20:46:07 2015 No.14459162 >There are almost no gag 3D videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1aavsXnqgk

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:39:11 2015 No.14459589
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>>14459162
>see what´s next in automatic rep
>find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttAkG56ZEc
holy shit, how is it possible that I didn´t find this earlier? this is amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:48:26 2015 No.14459657 >>14459589 You haven't seen farmer Guts giving those shitheads what they deserve until now? I really like the nicehead and Remi at the end. Remi's are the only yukkuri for caressing, all else are less than food.

Anonymous Mon Dec 7 21:57:01 2015 No.14459689
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>>14459657
>You haven't seen farmer Guts giving those shitheads what they deserve until now?
no, first time I heard about it. then again I didn´t borther to much with yukkuri in general until recently.
>Remi's are the only yukkuri for caressing, all else are less than food.
hey, Flan´s are pretty cool too. specially big.g´s

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 22:17:43 2015 No.14459757 File: 414 KB, 1400x991, franBIgG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 7 23:18:37 2015 No.14460033 File: 319 KB, 1400x991, 164f5c55c9dc6dab16fc0319820c701b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14459757 Yeah, that´s the one. look at that face, ready to commence shithead removal at any given moment

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:12:29 2015 No.14460193 >>14459657 Patchis are nice Yukkuri

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 00:41:56 2015 No.14460294 >>14454851 >>14455049 My headcanon is that yukkuri tend to die in the wild very quickly, that their growth and maturity is strongly related to food intake, and that the upper limit for pets is somewhere after 2 years.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:14:09 2015 No.14460445

>>14460294
City strays definitely don't last long. Wild ones in herds probably have some that make it more than a couple years, and I figure Dosus are probably old by yukkuri standards.

I like to think pet yukkuri are 6-10 years if treated well and taught properly not to be shitheads. Probably helps to live on at least a second-floor apartment too, to avoid strays getting through the apparently paper-thin glass people use in these stories/comics.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:26:51 2015 No.14460493

>>14460445
I figure Dosuyukkuri would be essentially gods by yukkuri standards, surviving maybe 20-30 years, many many generations of yu.

The thing is, yukkuri are stupid, and the universe hates them. I think the theoretical life span, outside of domestic ones, is almost never reached.

Even with the domestic ones, because the universe hates them, they either die from strays, from testing their owners patience, or death by misadventure.

Also, for some reason I think Patchy lives longer than most.

Probably due to the lack of physical activity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 01:50:46 2015 No.14460556 >>14460493 Yeah I figure in the wild Marisas and shithead Reimus probably die the most. Marias from poor adventure choices/hunting or rapers, and Reimus from abandonment by mates for being shitty.

>>	Patchy Tue Dec 8 02:01:06 2015 No.14460581 >>14460493 >Also, for some reason I think Patchy lives longer than most. Thank you, easy Mister. Patchy works hard to be a good yu and make Mister Owner happy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:10:08 2015 No.14461313 File: 328 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look what I brought home, a cute and obedient patchouli, S rank with pedigree, she will stay in my bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:12:45 2015 No.14461327 File: 304 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461313 She sure sleeps a lot...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:16:36 2015 No.14461338 File: 352 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461327 Wake up patchy !!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:24:39 2015 No.14461362 File: 406 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461338 I brought her downstairs so she could meet the rest of the gang, here are the S ranks, she seems interested, I might let her join them for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:28:42 2015 No.14461377 File: 386 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461362 Here's the kusoyus, B and C ranks, she looked at them for a second and just went back to sleep, she can recognize the scum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 05:35:47 2015 No.14461398 File: 466 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Went outside for some fresh air, since she followed me I threw her a skateboard and she liked it. That's awesome patchy!!!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:30:32 2015 No.14461552
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>>14461398
What's this? The shit yukkuris managed to breed so much, an A rank patchy has come to life. I won't let her go to waste by staying here, instead our S rank patchy will take care of her from now on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:49:10 2015 No.14461605 File: 262 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461552 She doesn't pay any attention to the little one, maybe a partner will bring her maternal instinct out.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:53:34 2015 No.14461627
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>>14461605
Walking through the forest, I find a Cirno that just killed a big Marisa, she's just a B rank but she managed to hunt her down all by herself... maybe those remilias in the back had something to do with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 06:59:45 2015 No.14461645 File: 371 KB, 1920x1080, YBO 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14461627 And the aho little shit drowned in the pond afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 08:02:03 2015 No.14461774 If you enjoy abusing cute things, you better to end yourself before fuck happends

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:04:23 2015 No.14461901

>>14461552
I hope bluesnow gives the Diary house some size additions like this apartment has, I hate having to cram my yukkuri into one or two tiny rooms.

Gets even worse when they grow to full size and I have to toss them all over the place to get to newborns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:14:55 2015 No.14462362 >>14461774 >Tumblrfaggot Get >>>/out/ Manju smash is justice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:27:51 2015 No.14462946 File: 118 KB, 640x480, sakyuya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14462362 Take it easy, anon, this thread is for lovers and abyusers,

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:32:24 2015 No.14462955 >>14461605 Put her in the microwave!

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:19:43 2015 No.14464434
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>>14462955
"It is not uncommon to see shitheads undergo permanent psychological trauma in the presence of the microwave, before the door has even been shut. Its effect on the general consciousness is profound: husbands have seen wives go inside, and mothers their little ones. The lid is translucent for a reason. You can hear them in there; you can see them. It is a thing of terrible beauty."

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:48:51 2015 No.14464684

>>14464434
It seems like if you were trying to do a taming of the shrew type thing for shitheads, the microwave would be tool one.

For every time they break the rules, one kid goes in, the cooked remains are put into the food bowl, and nothing else goes into the food bowl until the shithead eats it's burnt up ko.

The shithead will be made aware that if it runs out of kids, it'll go into the microwave instead, and you'll be eating it.

That would either kill it with uneasy sickness or get it to a pretty good level of obedience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 03:20:33 2015 No.14465484 >>14461774 >you better to end yourself before fuck happends

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 03:22:35 2015 No.14465494 File: 38 KB, 505x384, 1409228204418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14464684 Or she'll just shit out a bunch of kids expecting to have a safety net from punishment forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 08:49:21 2015 No.14466118 You people are fucked in the head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 08:59:50 2015 No.14466141 >>14465494 Then it's time to find out how long you should run an adult and a ko together in the microwave to have the adult live and the ko boil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 17:38:44 2015 No.14467691 >>14465494 I thought of that. That's why you isolate them from mates and unceremoniously deep fry any kos that you didn't approve of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 19:53:58 2015 No.14467807 >>14449711 lmao those yukkuri are acting like black people!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 19:58:52 2015 No.14467825 >>14467807 Nonsense. Both parents are there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 09:17:08 2015 No.14470008 File: 888 KB, 800x1920, remi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow guys, we actually hit the bump limit on a yukkuri thread. That's pretty easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:54:58 2015 No.14472149 File: 324 KB, 708x1000, 5c8c273c78cb0f34888a5144e08e6d82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14470008 I try

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:56:03 2015 No.14472152 File: 290 KB, 708x1000, b2a3a18382e7646c67efdd599ab16064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14472149

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