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1433534 No.1433534 [Reply] [Original]

I just came back from my Japanese class (where I was mysteriously promoted to the next level w00t!), and I swear, anime does things to Japanese. Unspeakable bad things.

Now, how not to be a rude weeaboo.

Everyone loves Kamina. He’s manly. His gruff, GAR utterances will send girls (bikini-clad usually) to their knees.

But you do not use Kamina-speak towards your teacher. Never use overtly manly casual slang when speaking to your teacher. It’s fucking rude, and proclaims loudly to the class that you’re a weeaboo. A very stupid weeaboo who doesn’t know when to be fucking polite.

So anyway, this classmate of mine had to leave class early and when he left he got up (after hurriedly packing his things and ignoring sensei’s repeated hints for him to be polite and excuse himself) and said in a HELLO-I-AM-SO-PROUD-OF-MYSELF-I-AM-GAR tone: “さらば!” and left the class.

Cue shocked class (half who couldn’t understand him, and the other half who could understand him) and a very amused and shocked sensei. My Japanese teacher’s one of the coolest around and she yelled “COME BACK” and made him excuse himself politely. Dude, Anime does not teach you accurate Japanese if you don’t use your brain.

After he had left, we were left to gather our shell-shocked minds - I was like “omg 失礼ですよね、先生。” and she started laughing.

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>> No.1433543

Where's my report button... oh here it is.

>> No.1433550

>>1433543
TALKING ABOUT JAPANESE IN /jp/? UNTHINKABLE! BETTER HOPE THOSE MODS COME FUCK HIM UP

>> No.1433552

OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI!! YOU GOT SOME REAL GUTS TO INSULT MY WAY OF SPEAKING!

>> No.1433556

Someone post pinku bento copypasta pls

>> No.1433557

>Dude, Anime does not teach you accurate Japanese if you don’t use your brain.

Sweet advice, sticky this!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.1433561

>Sweet advice, sticky this!!!!!!!!!!!
I second this!

Bump for sticky!!!

>> No.1433560

>>1433534
Translation of what he said, please?

>> No.1433563

>>1433560
Gar man said fo' shizzle and the OP said fo' sho.

>> No.1433566

>>1433550
>>1433552
>>1433560
>>1433561
same gaiafag

>> No.1433569

>>1433566
No. No I'm not.

>> No.1433567

>>1433566
I don't know which is worse... sion` or a gaiafag.
I guess I'll settle for sion`.

>> No.1433572

>>1433560
He said goodbye.

>> No.1433576

>>1433560

Basically the rude guy said 'Fuck y'all, I'm leaving this bitch ass class. Later, niggaz!'

OP then turned to the teacher and said, 'Nigga best be learnin' some manners, yo! Know what I'm talkin', sensei? SHEEEET!'

Bitch then laughed.

>> No.1433580

is this copypasta

>> No.1433583

>>1433580
just got it off /b/ :D

>> No.1433590

I hate Kamina.

>> No.1433595

>>1433534
なんとーるキミ
ふざけのほどわかりほしいな

>> No.1433597

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-KG1dsijAY

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