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ITT, Touhou characters you would rape, but would apologize too and try to make up for it.

>> No.143320

i see something

>> No.143322
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>> No.143327

None. I hate the idea of Touhou characters having sex.

>> No.143335

>>143320

What? I can't see anything in this darkness

>> No.143336

Those claws would hurt.

>> No.143342

none, I'd much rather just enjoy their company than molest them - consensual is a different thing tho.

>> No.143348

I would like Marisa to rape Alice if you know what I mean.

And Alice would like it. Yes, she would. She just would say that she hates it and that she's being raped. By Marisa. Stealing her precious thing and all that, uh huh.

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>> No.143395

>>143361

Frozen dick

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>> No.143421

>>143418

That's doesn't count

She wants it

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>> No.143430

>>143421
only if you are Marisa

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>> No.143450

I think Marisa should spend her time raping everybody.

>> No.143470
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143470

I couldn't betray her trust.

>> No.143501
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143501

I'd regret nothing.

>> No.143505

Anyone aiming higher than Mystia (hell, even including and below Mystia) is forgetting that they're already dead.

>> No.143528

>>143505

Medicine and Cirno might be doable if you have balls of steel to try and trick them.

>> No.143555

>>143313

shoujo manga? shouldn't this be in /a/?

>> No.143573

You can't rape anyone

Your power level is too low

>> No.143586

>>143573
I thought you'd at least say that they're not real.

>> No.143597

I doubt I could rape any character. I'd never be able to get in the mood. It'd be too awkward and tear filled, and I'd feel terrible in the end.
If anything, I'd love to spend time with Patchouli and try to seduce her. But that's about it.


Oh, and I'd probably kill Marisa and fuck the corpse.

>> No.143628

>>143573

1: Steal powerful artifact (Gensokyo is loaded with them, look at the Grimoire of Alice)

2: Train skills

3: Fight/Rape girls in ascending order of power.

4: ?????

5: PROFIT!

>> No.143631

>>143586

I have a major statistics exam tomorrow and I haven't studied at all

Also I just fapped and I haven't pulled up my pants, oh and havent thrown away the tissues yet either, it's next to my laptop as i type

I'm not exactly in the mood, or position, to remind anonymous how delusional he is

>> No.143643

>>143628

Something tells me that would make an awesome JRPG.

>> No.143656

>>143628

Good luck stealing the Grimoire of Alice

>> No.143669

>>143656
I'll just pretend I'm Marisa.
And get really pretty.

>> No.143673

>>143628
1: Die horribly.
2: Yamaxanadu.
3: Burn.
4: Go to 3.

>> No.143676

>>143656

There are things like that in the SDM and all over the place. In fact, I think that is what Marisa is hoping to get when she "borrows" things from the Library.

>> No.143704

>>143676
Marisa fucking breaks in to the library with her magical powers.

I can't do that shit

>> No.143736

>>143704
Same here.

"Oh, Hi China" would be my last words

>> No.143757

>>143704
Befriend Patchy under premise of learning Japanese from her (assuming she knows English, but then again if she doesn't chances are no one in Gensokyo does), consensual sex, steal magical artifact, rape your victim(s) of choice.

>> No.143763

>>143757

Maybe Yukari knows english

>> No.143773

>>143757
1. Attempt to approach Patchy under premise of learning Japanese from her.
2. Sakuya
3. No, Anonymous, your are the cake.

>> No.143766

>>143757
I can't get close enough to Patchy because she's in the god damn mansion all the time.

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She could suck my blood-engorged penis anytime.

>> No.143810

>>143773
1.Get Dio
2.MUDADA
3.MUDA
4.MUDA
5.MUDA

>> No.143817

Rumia, and I'd take the amulet off at the same time.

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Breaking into the mansion

>> No.143856

>>143757

I would think Alice would know english, being that she has english dolls in her collection.

>> No.143868

>>143773
Good point.

Befriend Reimu through use of regular donations to the shrine, hand gestures, and very broken Japanese.
She would eventually understand the fact that if you're going to survive, you'll need to know the native language, thus using her influence (either upon the lady of the SDM, or through the use of one of Marisa's library break-ins) you obtain a session with Patchy.

>> No.143884

>>143868
I've already put that much effort in to Reimu, why shouldn't I keep working on her and steal her balls?

>> No.143901

Get lost in the bamboo forest, find Tewi, use your one time luck for rape, then die.

Worth it?

>> No.143921

>>143884
I, for one, would not like to feel the wrath of Reimu, nor the associated wrath of her friends.

I highly doubt that the SDM would miss one magical artifact out of their undoubtably substantial collection.

>> No.143924

>>143901

Depends. If it's Tewi, not so much.

>> No.143944

>>143901

Get her to lead you to the neet, then rape the neet. Then kill the neet. Then rape the nurse. Then get killed by the neet.

>> No.143957

>>143856

I think her name being English is more convincing of that.

>> No.143961

>>143901
>Get lost in the bamboo forest, find Tewi, use your one time luck for rape, then have a nice day, Anonymous.

>> No.143962

>>143924
>>143901

Anon is too short sided. Add that step to

>>143628

So the first one is possible. Boom. 1000 year lifespan and 50+ girls to rape. Also, get Yukari to let you back into the outside world. You are now God of Earth and Gensokyo.

>> No.143967

>>143962
Well all you need to do is BEFRIEND Yukari, then you WIN THE GAME.

>> No.144009

I would rape Rinnosuke

>> No.144262

>>143501
I put on my witch hat and...

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