Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

A is for Alps, the girls you can count on to make a proper OP!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253708
That was quick. You were waiting, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky Times are upon us friends

[Anonymous No.]

Not gonna lie, I hate all of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253702
H-Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna hang out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253714
Didn't take too long, somebody must have really disliked the old thread because they were "crashing" it.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253718
Then my work is done here.

[Anonymous No.]

> Alp thread

I feel compelled, in defense of those few monstergirl fans left who are actually heterosexual, to dump some female monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731
God speed, anon.

God speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go fishing with a Harpy!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anon, it's time for you to fight for your freedom. You're a prisoner in one of the largest Monstergirl owned prisons in the world. Criminals from all over, human and monstergirl, are sent here to keep them away from cities so they can pay for their crimes. However, every year a contest is had to allow three inmates pardons. A Race across a massive track filled with dangerous obstacles, the MGP 500. Think Mad Max meets Wacky Races and/or Speed Racer. You've been offered a chance to race for your freedom, and given access to a 80 point budget to do so. All cars are equipped with a long range radio to call in rescue teams or a pit crew. You'll be the driver.

Cars:
>Basic Car (Free): This car was used in a previous MGP 500. It's only slightly safer than a Pinto and isn't very good all around. But hey, it's free.
>Speed Car (10): This aerodynamic car is made for speed, but sacrifices durability, weight and handling
>Heavy Car(10): This huge car is can tank some serious damage and it's weight allows it to knock other cars around. As a tradeoff however, it tends to be rather slow.
>Technical Car (20): This car has decent speed, durability and weight, but excels at none. What it does have is the ability to equip two gadgets, as opposed to other vehicles that are only allowed one.

Gadgets: Devices that may aid you, you may choose one unless you have the Technical Frame, in which case you may choose two.
>GPS (20): This device will make navigating the race much easier, eliminating the need for maps.
>EMP shielding (20): Protects your vehicle from EMP attacks
>Roll Cage (20): Prevents your car from being flipped.
>Nitro (20): Gives your car a boost. Needs time to recharge.
>Luxury Seats (30): Much more comfortable than the default seats.

Primary Weapons: (Note: As the MGP 500 is a "no-kill" event. All weapons are designed to disable cars. It would be unethical to make this a death race.) You may choose one.
>Gatling Guns (Free): The Default weapon. Fires beanbag rounds at a fast rate. Good against Frames.
>Caltrop Launcher (10): A catapult-like weapon that flings balls of Caltrops. Good against tires.
>EMP cannon (20): Fires a burst of electromagnetic energy that disables enemy cars. Good against engines and takes a long time to reload. Use sparingly.

Secondary Weapons: You may choose as many as you can pay for.
>Smokescreen (10): Adds Exhaust pipes that spew a thick smoke that can be used to impede opponents.
>Battering Ram (10): Places a battering ram on the front of your car, allowing you to ram enemies.
>EMP Pulse (20): Fires an electromagnetic pulse that disables all unprotected cars around you. Has a considerable recharge time.
>Chain launchers (20): Adds launchers to the sides of your car that can hook on to enemy cars, allowing you to either drag them close or have them drag you.

As for your crew, two monstergirl inmates have been selected for you.

Roll monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono to see who they are. The first girl is your Navigator, the girl who reads maps and the like to help you find your way to the finish line, and the second girl is the Gunner, who runs your primary weapon. Any Cait Siths, Cu Siths, Matangos, and Humpty Eggs in the prison are banned from this contest as they have life sentences. if you roll a named character, or a deity like the Chief God or the Demon Lord, reroll.

Also, roll on these helpful tables using https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm to determine a few things about them.


Age: 1d4
1: Young Adult (18-20)
2: Adult (20-24)
3: CC (25-30)
4: Ara Ara (30-35)

Body Type: 1d12

1: Muscular
2: Tall
3: Hourglass Shaped
4: Loli (Or Pettanko if you prefer)
5: Gym Bunny
6: Thin
7: Busty
8: Oppai Loli (Or Shortstack if you prefer)
9: Pear Shaped
10: Chubby
11: Species Norm
12: Pick One

Now how do you think you do? What are you in for anon? And what are your teammates in for? Keep in mind that if you lose you'll have to share a cell with your teammates until next year.

I really hope this trimmed down version goes over better.

[Anonymous No.]

Legipalps Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253738
>You will never tie up and molest a Werewolf while she helplessly struggles and makes empty threats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731
Duplicate reply my ass.
M00- err, NISHIMURAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731
Do not resist the fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731
Sheep's milk is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253769
What does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253750
I wanna fill that belly

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara onee-sama

[Anonymous No.]

Well if we're gonna be faggots we may as well do right by ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't obliterate a poor monster girl's confidence in video games and make them rage harder than Asura, would you anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253749
I prefer normal pedipalps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253778
Depends on the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253778
I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731
> This has been a presentation of the Alp Prevention Society.
> Remember, we actually female monstergirls are enthusiastic and plentiful. There's really no need to thrust your precious humanboy dicks into grey areas, when our pink areas are ready and willing!
> Fucking tanuki psyops, this is why nice girls like us can't land a husbando ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253778
>you wouldn't completely crush someone at something where you're meant to crush others would you?

Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253778
Oh you bet I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253777
When was this done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253746

Technical (20)
Roll Cage (20)
EMP shielding (20)
Gatling Guns (Free)
Smokescreen (10)
Battering Ram (10)

Navigator - Succubus, Age 23, Loli

Gunner - Werewolf, Ara Ara (33), Species Norm

I think I'm gud for this, gunner is stronk and the navigator is most likely competent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253791
What MGs would the Keion girls be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253797
Is your eyesight that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731
Doing God's work, anon.
>>14251626
could anyone source this for me? searching google/tinEye/etc got me nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253746
Speed Car. Luxury Seats, Caltrop Launcher, EMP, Chain Launchers.
Together with an adult, pear shaped Fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253803
You don't want it, doujin is complete garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253778

It depends. If I'm invading someone who is obviously new, I generally don't kill them outright. If she invades me though? No mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253803
Search for "elf eng" in sadpanda, first result.

[Anonymous No.]

For the polt fans..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253731
>>14253791
I want to fuck and marry an Alp just to spite this. I hate being told what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816
ABSOULUTELY cute_

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816
I AM FLAMMERING MY WERFER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253746
>Hour-Glass Adult Jiangshi Navigator
>Tall CC Mantis Gunner
>Speed Car (10)
>Nitro (30)
>EMP Cannon (50)
>Battering Ram (60)

I think we'd do well? Mantis should be pretty good at aiming, and high-speed would make the ram most effective. Can't really think what my teammates might be in for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816
Cute.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816
>hiding it behind a spoiler

May as well not post it at all you gutless weenie.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816
I wanna marry that Kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253803
Bullshit, found it in two seconds with google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253827
Praise be to business suits

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253817
>I want to fuck and marry an Alp just to spite this. I hate being told what to do.
That nagging voice comes not from the thread, anon.
It comes from your genes, begging you not to waste your seed inside a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253827
>>14253816
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253827
Head and neck seem a bit off, but very cute nonetheless.

>>14253830
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253833
I am now going to impregnate the Alp purely out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253746
Heavy Car w/: Roll cage, EMP cannon, Battering Ram, and Smokescreen

Orc Navigator: Tall Adult
Barometz Gunner: Young and busty adult

Should make for an interesting game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253829
>bullshit
http://i.imgur.com/8Q6QooL.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253837
Oh dear. Are you going to take responsibility for your succubus spitebabies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253827
BIG
MEATY
PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816
>...
>the priest continued and spoke
"Do you Polt, take Anonslut, to be your partner in life and sharing your path; equal in love, a mirror for your true self, promising to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, until death do you part?
>and with eyes full of love she answered
WAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253842
I have to. I'll even name them spite-names. I'll have a nice big family filled with spite succubi from the alp I married out of spite.

I really hate people pressuring me to do stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253840
Well then your google fu is shit indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253827
MGs in Business suits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253851
>people telling you what to do
>spite
You just wanted to fuck an alp you weak lying piece of shit.

You kissed girls just to throw us off your trail.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253800
>>14253822
>>14253839
I notice none of you have written you or your teams crimes. Got something to hide anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no loli vampire to serve

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253853
There is also this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253861
I honestly can't think of anything. I'm not terribly criminally minded. Rob a bank, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253860
Is that her "special" milk for human women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253862
Good, vampires are so shit they aren't fit to be the toilet paper you put out for a puppy being housebroken.

[Anonymous No.]

Slow down on the images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253864
That's the same doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253862
I rather have a busty tall vampire,

>>14253868
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253868
Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253856
Sure why not. Maybe Loen will do a Mindflayer in one if we believe hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253862
Truly a depressing thought.
>no comfy Undead Kingdom home to live in

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253874
Vampires existing is rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't you leave peanut butter out instead /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253860
Yes.
The perfect way to fix an alp or elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253874
>I rather have a busty tall vampire
But anon, both of you have to grow up yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253861
Orc team here.

-12 counts of murder
-14 counts of armed theft
-22 counts of piracy
-18 of fraud
-17 counts of rape

...And one moving violation.

I got a commuted sentence because the witness went mad during his testimony. Currently rooming with the leader of the infamous Hog Jowls gang, and the Beer Barometz Baron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253877
>Mindflayer business suit
oh god please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253881
Because it stifles the smell of maus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253880
The only rude person here is you.

>>14253883
Well maybe she'll turn into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253746
Death Race was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Liches, Jabberwocks, and Baphomets are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253893
>rude
I'm no vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253882
Would elves still be haughty after they drink Hathor milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253886
Meant to say 37, not 17

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253900
That's not Kiki, Dark Priest and Dark Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Jabberwocks wear skintight clothing with their huge scaly claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253903
But you're being extremely rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253858
No, but everyone telling me not to does make me want to. I was indifferent to them before, but now I want to record me fucking the Alp and send it to every person who told me not to. And I want to angerly glare at the camera the whole time.

Fuck people who think they can boss me around. I will do what I want to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253900
You mean Lilim, Vampire and Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky paizuri!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253900

You mean wurms, dragons and anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253910
No, vampires are being rude by not being shit and remaining unstaked and burned to a crisp in the morning sun. Swear to god I would work at a Monsterbucks just to spit in their coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253916
Nice ara~ fetish there

[Anonymous No.]

Would you invest in a chastity belt to ward off unwanted monstergirl attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253919
spooky shota snusnu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253908
No idea, but tight pantyhose look good with big meaty claws, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253900
Familiars are great girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253919
No matter how hard I try, I just can't get into oppai loli. I can understand shortstacks, but when their tits are hanging out over their stomachs, it just looks painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253925
No they'd take it as a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253928
shes beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253922
Sounds like someone need to meet a nice vampire and talk about his problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253928
They do. I mean, she's even wearing gloves and stockings in her original KC art, so there must be some way she gets them on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253926
It flatters me that someone else is using the filename I gave that image.
>>14253928
That looks cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck an alp just like in my asanagi doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253840
How weird, mine works just fine..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253900
Right on one out of three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253934
>vampires
>nice
Lay off the whiskey, it's rotting your brain. I'd sooner talk to a prostitute matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253928
This is gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253718
It's a cozy feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253940
What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253940
maybe my google fu really is just weak.
thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253840
Turn off safesearch you dumpass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253945
They're plenty nice. You're just a racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253900
You mean Scyllas, Arachnes, and Lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253925
>Fix yourself with a chastity belt that will explode if removed by anyone other than yourself
>I'm talking it'll take about a hundred years before the most insistent lich can put together a toenail
>Damn thing can even detect altered brain patterns, so no monstergirl can hypnotize, mind control, mindflay or otherwise compel you to take it off

HA! I WIN!

Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253746
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253928
The fall colors are very lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253957
It's hilarious you say that when vampires are outright racists towards humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253940
>/u/
>/monster/
>reddit
>bob, TFT
>how to take screensh
I almost raged for a moment but I'm laughing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253940
You forgot a furry page there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253962

No, you lose. A monster that doesn't know or doesn't believe you tries to take it off and accidentally kills you.

You just turned your own rape into a murder and traumatized some poor monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253962
You eventually Alp because you are a Brobdingnagian faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253928
I thought she was in a burning house at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253970
Maybe it's because they have a bad impression because of people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>alp thread
>not filled to the brim with shitposting
The alps must have infected the rest of you while I was gone.
As the last human left I would kindly ask the alps that infest this thread to burn please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253900
You misspelled Kikimoras, Shoggoths, and Monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

I heard a rumor for the right price in MGC that there is a high level sorceress who can make you a marriage ring that convinces other MGs that you are married , I am told it is so realistic people actually believe its the official sanctioned MGC central admin ring.
You just gotta know the right people or ask the right questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253970
They know what is best for us, just like Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253971

Shouldn't you be applauding someone with a tab open to /u/?

I mean I always see people telling people to go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253981
You're a special kind of pathetic. You're like a writefag with more pastebin hits than paste hits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253981
Fuck apologists and fuck them, they're the ones that see men as bloodbags and servants, they can all rot in hell like disciples of the demons made out of shit that they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253984
Is that from Darker than Black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253981
>>14253992
>>14253994
Just alp already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253986
Anon, it's a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253978
That brought a smile to my face to be honest.
>I did it
>I killed him
>It was my fault
>She rocks back and forth holding herself while weeping softly

Now I need to fap.

>>14253979
>Brobdingnagian
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a CC Anubis ask you to be her dickthrone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254002
No you.

>>14253988
Go home lilim no one likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254010
A man can dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254010

We talking vaginal or an anal one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254004
Worst artist.

/ss/ is such crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254012
I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253986
>she's made exactly one
>that shell give to the man she marries
Nice going faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254015
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254012
Shut up alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254017
Cry harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254017
Best artist.

/ss/ is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254019
Mindbroken dogs don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254010
I'd rather a younger Anubis.
I obviously wouldn't say no, just mentioning my preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254017
While I disagree with you, I wholeheartedly respect your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254015
Probably depends on the day. it'd be boring if she only did one kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253984
I want that gif set to house music

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254019
I want to fuck Druella so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254022
You have two dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253881
Allergies

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253996
Aye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254041

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254032
Yeah it's okay, if you're a shit eating faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253986
I remember that story, good stuff.

Why would someone go to MGC to be single anyway?
The whole point of MGC is to find human males for all the single MGs there, if you don't want MGs trying to rape you. just Don't move to MGC, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254044
Ah. Shame the Contractor chick that burned those people died in the last few episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254028
I don't take crap form someone who's father is an alp, the shittiest monster that only cu and cait outstrip in shittyness, but that's a whole different ballgame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253930
I don't like loli, but I do like oppai loli.
The fact that the tits are ergonomically ridiculous is part of the turn-on. That their bodies are so designed for lewdness that it would actually, genuinely prevent them from living a normal life? Great.
A girl who knows she's no good for anything but being a paizuri fuckdoll is a girl who performs well as a paizuri fuckdoll. When its her only marketable skill, one expects her to get gud at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254048
Salt-kun is back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254021
Crap, they are on to us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254051
>he doesn't know that if you don't go to MGC, MGC comes to you

There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254048
Why so mad anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254053
Shut up alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254061
That is why I picked a wife early before the big event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254065
Why are you talking to yourself in the mirror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254068
But I'm talking to you, the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254052
All fires burn out eventually. The stronger they burn the sooner they'll extinguish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254006
No you know what would go perfect with this? That picture of the apophis with the haunted look.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a Cheshire Cat girlfriend that teases you relentlessly.
>You'll never wake up with her ass in your face and her lips around your dick.
>You'll never walk into your bathroom to take a shower only to find her there, naked and doing a seductive dance in the shower.
>You'll never round a corner in your house only to be greeted with a face full of floating cat tits.
>She'll never sneak into your bed at night and cuddle you, pressing her entire body against yours, nuzzling your cheek with hers and purring.
>You'll never wake up the next morning to find her laying on top of you with heart eyes saying she's waited long enough.
>She'll never finally steal your virginity by fucking you all morning long while kissing you passionately.
This blows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254041
I remember seeing a 3D porno with that.

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find a proofreader?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254072
Ah, I see how it is. You have DID and think other people are the alp because you can't accept you are the alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253905
Probably, they've spent centuries accumulating that smug.
Still, a few doses can knock one down a peg or two when her clothes struggle to contain an ass ballads are written about and hips that block doorways, not to mention the udders and unelven pudge she'd be packing

[Anonymous No.]

Girls, girls, you're both cute alps and I'm sure a husband will take you both in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254041
Hey if a manticore can have four mouths I can have two dicks can't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254067
Oh yeah, who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254076
>no drunk Cheshire onee-san that gets her ass stuck in your bedroom window on "accident"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254086
Just a fox woman, nothing special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254074
The Light that Shines Twice as Bright Burs Half as Long

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254076
>She'll never finally steal your virginity by fucking you (in the ass) all morning long while kissing you passionately.
Fixed for ya faggot cat lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254077
Did you see the one with the woman who had 2 vaginas?

>>14254084
Shut up Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254080
Are you sure that's not what's happening to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254094
Fuck off with that dead ass meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254094
Bob pls leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254096
Yes, you see, I'm perfectly calm while you're being bitchy for no reason, clearly you're on your period and need a dick to soothe you. Might I direct you to >>14253817?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

how would introducing your waifu to your family go?
How would getting introduced to her family go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254104
Anon, I'm sure you are confused right now but your dick is not there anymore, you have to let him go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254109
Are dicked daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254087
>no oppai loli Cheshire Cat and her Cheshire Jinko sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254109
slutty daughterus for some
happy daughterus for all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110
If I'm lucky, they won't call the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254113
Anon, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this alp so cute? I just want to break her into a dick hungry cocksleeve. Am I the only one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110

My family would probably just be happy so see me in a relationship with someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254111
>implying
You just want me to imgur a picture of my dick don't you? Yep, you're an alp allright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110
They would probably just be happy I found someone, even if she has a couple centuries on me. And doesn't breath anymore. I'm not sure her family would even still be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

God, I hate sex.

Why can't the demon lord just go back to the old ways of murdering humans? Things were so much better then. People knew their place, and there was none of this 'peace and love' bullshit. There was never so much degeneracy either, since everyone was so busy dying to monsters; the natural order of things. Just goes to show you, if people aren't oppressed, they forget what's right and wrong. And clearly what's wrong is sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254119
huhh they should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254120
Yes, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254109
Happy moms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110
>how would introducing your waifu to your family go?
Probably okay. It won't get my parents back together though.
>How would getting introduced to her family go?
Hopefully without issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254127
Chief Goddess pls go.
And stay salty that you're not getting any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254127
You see guys there will still be war
Because someone has to kill faggots like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254130
Daughterus are for cuddling, not for dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254127
Are you a unicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110
Most of them might be okay with it, or they might call me a freak. I would think her family would be easy to get along with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254122
You're the only one. In the whole wide world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110
Might go decently well. My parents are pretty understanding.
If my little brother says anything I'm gonna slam dunk him through the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254139
I'm not him, but I would say they are for both. At the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254139
You're right, cuddlefucked daughterus are happiest daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254117
>Oppai loli Cheshire will never rest her breasts on your head because she can't float properly with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254124
Not all of us are so eager to see dick pics like you alp. And I don't want you to search for dick pics in gay sites to show me, you are an alp and I accept you just like you are, no need to keep hiding it.This is boring, good bye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254122
>>14254144
He is not alone! I shall aid him in breaking the Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254158
>left as soon as he heard he wasn't getting the dick
Gu huh huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254124
>>14254158
>>14254161
Cut out the ERP session you fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this Alp posting
I wish some other monster girl gets shitposted over some day. Alps have nothing meriting hate even within threadcanon, they're just straight up female men who like men.

Like, call your opponents cait sith or something. Those are at least legitimately terrible beyond any argument, and deserve to be dragged through the mud considering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110
My parents would be happy that I'm with a rich girl that knows how to be in charge of the relationship. My mother would be especially pleased.

Her parents would be ok with it I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls with sharp claws wearing big fuzzy mitts so they don't accidentally hurt you during cuddling
There needs to be more of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254153
so true, so true
>Oppai loli Familiar will never rest her breasts on your head because she can't float properly with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254180
But then that would be monsterboys anon and that's absolutely haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254157
>You'll never take in the Smug Squad after they were hit by an Oppai Loli potion.
>You'll never have to deal with their lewd breasts being several dozen sizes too big for the clothes you give them.
>They'll never wake you up in the middle of the night for your "reward" for taking care of them.
>Paizuri whenever you want it, for however long you want it.
>They'll never eventually get a cure for their condition but keep some bottles of Oppai Loli potion around for special occasions.
>You'll never be the shared boyfriend/paizuri buddy of the smug squad.

Aw man.
I still like the smug squad because it has four of my favorites in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254183
Why would your mother be happy about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254127
It's easier to seduce and break someone through sex than it is to overpower them. The demon lord saw this, and capitalized on it. It's our own damn fault for not being in control of our dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254180
>female men

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254110
If monster girls aren't common in this hypothetical reality they'd probably freak out. If they are common they'd probably just be happy that I found someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254199
It's not strange for the wife to be the head of the family/the one in charge in my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254180
Nah man, we all agreed last thread that Cait Sith is best girl, weren't you here? you must have missed it, it was a great thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254217
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254195
>Smug Squad
Soiled it.
Would have been better if it was just about an oppai loli cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

SPOILERED FOR CUTENESS

[Anonymous No.]

HONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254139
>daughteru tugs at your sleeve
>you look down at her and see 'that look'
>you go to your room and undress, naked but for a mask
>she enters the room, not saying a word
>slowly crawls into bed and begins sniffing and nuzzling your dick until you're erect
>positions herself and lowers her aching cunt onto your member, devouring every inch
>you stifle a grunt as she begins bucking her hips
>she glistens with sweat from exertion, her tiny womb being knocked every which way by your raging phallus
>then all of a sudden she collapses on top of you
>she says she feels lonely
>you wrap your arms around her and stroke her hair
>she perks right up and resumes moving her hips while being held
>you soon release, filling her to the brim
>you move your hand away but she stops you, saying she wants to stay like this just a while longer
>drifts off to sleep
>carry her to bed and kiss her forehead
>she smiles
>send her off to schools the next day with a healthy lunch like a good daddy should

See? It doesn't have to be awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

Can undead become double undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254217
What country is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254186
What if they're capable of receding or polymorphing them away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254226
Should be a shog, kikis are old and busted.
Unless that is some sort of alp hybrid, that would be neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254225
No but anon you don't get it.
Four smug Oppai Lolis
FOUR.
Quadruple smug titfucking anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254231
Her ass is too flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254231
This is a honk free zone dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254233
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254180
>female men
?
????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254232
It's awkward, and wrong, and bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254245
I desire one, and only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254232
She can take care of herself. Dad can't be around for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254183
>my son is faggot bloodbag
>at least she's rich

Anon's Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254234
Betaland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254234
Imaginationland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254258
What did Vampires ever do to you anon, they seem to be getting a lot of hate lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254250
Why?

>>14254255
>leaving lolis to fend for themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254180
All Alp posters secretly are the same person who does it because he was one rejected by an Alp, and as such, converses with himself about them in monster girl threads everyday because he still hasn't gotten over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254266
He's just upset because people like things he doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254255
But that's all sad and lonely anon! She should enjoy her daddy while he's around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254273
Loli's are scary. They form gangs and bully grown men. God forbid you're some poor salary man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254266
It's become an ongoing thing that's cool to do, like Alp posting, holst-mino posting, and kiki-shog posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254280
When I was her age, all I had was the internet and my hand. She'll be fine with jut that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254231

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254286
And this is how shitty parents are made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254286
>all I had was the internet and my hand
And look how you turned out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254288
HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254226
BEST GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254291
I'm teaching her to be independent and do things for herself.


>>14254295
Now that's just rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254231
>>14254297
Damn it Chen, can't you read?
I told you the signs wouldn't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254234
USA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254303
There's clearly not going to be any effect if we don't enforce the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254297
Put in your 3D diaphragm cat, it's coming at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254305
Dog Bless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254302
Truth hurts fappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254298
The absolute best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254305
Clearly not USA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Christmas Cake to hunt and trap me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254318
Has there been a story yet with both of them trying to out-clean each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254017
Nigger, you are gayer than both of the alps in this thread put together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254305
>USA
Big red pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254324
>Cynthia
This isn't a trap, this is a fucking invitation to the gates of Valhalla

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254324
>human
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254321
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254335
>Femdom America
As long as we keep our rights and liberties I am ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254318
>you will never exorcise a shoggoth out of your kiki and trap it in a soul gem, forcing it to watch as you fuck best girl every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254334
For Cynthia even human would be okay. 3DPD would be stretching it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254343
Necromancy is banned in cyrodil anon, don't make me call the guard on your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254342
>it becomes like that 'stress 'relief' doujin
>any hamplanet can grab you and force you to lick the sweat from under her five chins
>can't say no
This is the future you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254342
That's extremely unlikely. There's not many 3D women worth submitting to, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254131
Young widows who can never find another man because monster girls mate for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254324
Is this what lazy CC mimic looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254358
They should go with them to the underworld then. When will KC expand in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254354
No hambeasts would either have to adapt or go extinct
They would become the neckbeards and fedoras of society since men would be the ones giving consent
To successful talk with men they would have to get fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254353
Call the guards I don't give a crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254367
>consent
Want to read my post again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254366
>the wife should follow her husband into death
Whoa there, anon. When the Order talks about returning to traditional values, they don't mean THAT traditional.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to develop a line of chastity belts specifically for tailpussies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254334
Better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254377
That is where I disagree
Since men will take over the role of feminists then men will have control over the term rape
Spooky skeletons can defend themselves against the ham beasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254383
So you made Smurfette big whoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254383
Give her black sclera and yellow irises and we're golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254379
Hm, I remember KC said something like that, let me check the archives.
>>14254383
Much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254384
It would also men there would be female /r9k/ bitching about how all men are sluts and more women raping men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254396
But for a woman to rape a man she couldn't be a ham beast and would have to be fit or a monster girl
I suppose date rape drugs are there but eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254334
Anyone who doesn't like pokegirls needs to be shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254395
You're correct. Since the afterlife is confirmed many monstergirls commit suicide to be with their husbands. Others wait until they die of age without having another partner, and an extreme minority gets a new partner, but KC himself confirmed that getting a widow accept your love is super hard mode and stated he doesn't like the idea too much (he basically said it might happen, just as always to please to everyone)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254405
Ara ara are you butt frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254382
Do they explode?

>>14254367
>>14254367
>they would become
>implying they aren't already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254410
No anon, explosions aren't sexy and neither is guro. Go back to /d/ or faggotland or wherever it is that you come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254324
How would they lure you to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254418
>explosions aren't sexy
>go back to faggotland
You're the one locking up the pussy in a chastity belt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254407
Yep, that was it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254424
Honestly just some kind words and a genuine smile and maybe a headpat or two and I'm hooked forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254429
Sssslluuutttt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254424
Children's card games?
Free beer is more likely though, I'm a sucker for free beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254433
Words can be hurtful anon, you almost triggered me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254429
Seconded

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be princess carried by a big, strong wolf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254407

Probably because being NTRed after death would be terrible.

>Die before your waifu does
>Wait patiently for her in the afterlife for decades, looking forward to when you can finally be together again
>She completely forgot about you and showed up with some random guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254451
Grapesnakes don't deserve them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254451
I'll be your husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254451
Mirror the image and replace her with an anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254457
Big?
For you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254459
>there are people who would take a brown human over a purple snek
And the worst part is it's probably because of her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254459
What's wrong with best snakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254457
I want to princess carry a wolf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254458
That's basically why I would never go for a widow/milf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254459
She deserves everything
You deserve nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254451

What would she taste like if I licked her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254481
It's like the bible verse of the woman that had multiple husbands
I don't even think they solved the issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254475
>best snakes
Sorry, but they're not Echidnas so they can't be best snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254458
>ntr'd
>you're dead
>implying you're still beholden to one another
>not making it with sluttty ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254491
Death do we part just means you'll be separated for a bit then are reunited again
It should be "Until death do we part, and we are reunited again in eternal life"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254503
I am rolling my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254491

>Being this much of an actual cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254507
Are you having a seizure?
Or just being a Faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254512
I am disgusted by your naiveté.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254057
He's back!
With a lust! For revenge!
And a desire! For skin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254522
>land that runs on sex and magic
>upset that someone is being whimsical

Don't cut yourself on all that edge, lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254522

I'm sorry, are you confusing how things work in the world of monsters with how they work in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254531
You don't fool me hopeful heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254522
I bet you believe the lie that Santa is fake too don't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254522
A wild edge-lord appeared!

[Anonymous No.]

Man this is a stupid infantile fucking conversation.

You know what isn't stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think cons in MGC are like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254551
rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254549
Shitting dicknipples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254551
Like normal cons but more rape

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons actually think monster girls would be loyal to them

You're all fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254551
Kidnappings, time theft from jobs, public indecency, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

The more I think about it, the more a monstergirl apocalypse seems like the perfect doomsday scenario.
It's basically a plague on our most sensitive needs, and it's so insanely bizarre that almost no one would be willing to hold a discussion about how to prevent it. Would men even want to talk about being sexually assaulted by half-animal creatures? How would you come out to ordinary people and talk about how this freaky snake with a woman's torso bound and raped you?
There could be monstergirls out there right now, in a sort of "dark stage", like a virus. Biding their time, reproducing, completely off the radar, preying on men in settlements deep in the wilderness.
And then, when the time comes, they'll head out for larger cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254551
Filled with tanukis going
>Ooooh, THAT kind of con...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254561

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254551
Conventions that show off newly created quest items and loot.
They also have matchmaking booths for Cyclops and other adventurer monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit in here's getting so edgy my eyes are bleeding.

This thread needs more Yeti to hug you rascals.

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu had a premature death would you either wait for death to come or suicide to be as soon as possible with her again? You either don't have a daughteru or she's old enough to have her own family and you don't need to worry about it.

Or you could always go for another monstergirl, if you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254570
That image doesn't look like bullying at all!
Are they doing something indecent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
Murder-Suicide. Though I don't think I could be the one to murder my waifu, so she'd have to kill me. I can't imagine life without her once I have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
i would hope she would return as an undead asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
Faggotry it is. I'll be the first man in this thread to make an afterlife harem and shoot shit eating grins at the faggot normie monogushits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
My waifu is already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
I'd go down into the underworld fighting off thirsty monstergirls and get my waifu back from Charon in exchange for making her laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
Use necronomican to kill everyone
Unite all souls as undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
If there is a daughteru I wouldn't mind being the creepy old guy at family events. Otherwise an heroing would be an inevitability. Have to go out in a cool fashion though, like base jumping or sky diving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
I'd wait. There's still plenty of good I could do in the world and she wouldn't want me to give up life on her behalf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
Of course I'd go after another woman.

She's dead, who fucking cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254593
No Gendo, Instumentality is not the right thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254600
To get back with your waifu you gotta do some crazy and tough shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
Stay with my waifu's ghost until I die. What now, you faggot? I bet you're the kind of person so shitty, that it doesn't matter how hard you wipe after a session on the crapper, you'll always come back with a fresh coating of liquid dookie. It doesn't matter how hard you scrub, you could be rubbing that anus of yours till the paper's red with blood, you'll still come back with a steaming helping of your lard-filled shit, you piggish jokester. I mean what I say buddy, you probably produce more shit than carbon dioxide, you penis-suckling turdkuckle. I'd tell you to look up "unholy abomination of a fuck-up" in the dictionary, but you'd probably get the pages so smeared with your shit that you couldn't see your own ugly mug staring back at you when and if you finally find the definition. What I'm getting at is that you're an embarrassment to your mother, father, grandparents on both sides, and more than that, you're a disappointment to the atoms that make up your ass-raping ass. There are gulper eels with more likability than your dog-dildo self, and I mean those really creepy gross kinds of gulper eels too. Also you're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254600
You have to accept that he really love his waifu. Look at what he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254563
We can hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get to be in a Lamia snake pit
why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254563
I'd be like the Talos preacher next to a statue of the demon lord in a border city

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254607
I already had pasta for dinner mate, no more please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
>Implying I don't pay for undeath insurance so I'll get my waifu back no matter what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254578
I never understand why there's always what if your waifu died questions when Liches exist who can easily molest the laws of nature and bring you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254623
That's not all I'd let the Lich molest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254616
Would the conservative extremists south think that monstergirls are satan's children, or a genetically-engineered government plot to kill them off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254628
As a conservative extremist from the south I would love them but that's just me I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254628
Would the liberals in the west coast think Monster Girls were sexist for objectifying the female body, or racist for taking up living space that could've been given to those poor refuges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254628
>>14254634
Would they help me in the oncoming race war? The south is great except for the crime and the poverty and the federal government overstepping its bounds. Cough, minorities, cough, cough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254613
>tfw no oppai loli pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254628
Why would the Southerners hate big titty sex machines? Especially ones they can weaponize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254641
My nigga. I want to secede with my waifu and enjoy sweet tea, firearms, and dixie music.
>TFW Yankees will never be able to enjoy Southern Pride

>>14254648
Beat me to posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14253816

I remember when people in these threads were in favor of Polt. Fuck it, I still think she's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254652
>southern pride
>pride over being racist losers
You can stop being an embarrassment to this nation any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254652
As a born and raised Southerner, Southern Pride is the best shit as long as you're self-aware.

>beat me to posting it
Course I did, Yankee. At least your heart's in the right place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254628
I'm sure some of the christtards will find a way to hate this, but the majority of us would make it work.

>>14254652
Must be hard living above the Mason Dixon line. If you can call that living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254668
>yankee detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254637
I guess it comes down to which political group hates them first.
If the liberals hate them because muh objectification, the conservatives will love them for making liberals shit themselves.
If the conservatives hate them because muh bible, the liberals will like them because they're a statement of "perfection in demi-female beauty" or some shit. Or they'll get heralded as a minority. Or both.
My point is, the American two party political system will never agree on anything, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

If you fags are gonna duke it out with the Civil War shit again, at least make it related to monstergirls this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254682
We can all agree that Coco is best boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254682
It's all about the money anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254683
I want to tie a Holst up and spank her belly until it's all red and sensitive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254683
Would you a bible-thumping holstaurus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254668
Once again, when the Yankee is confronted with a proud Southerner, he can only retort "muh racism"

>>14254672
Church with Monster Girls would be fun, though I imagine the Succubi and Demon families might have a few problems. But the idea of an ultra religious and sweet Demon in conservative cloths who only wants to live a righteous and Christian life is adorable.

>>14254683
I'd like to think Wonderland girls would make the best Southern Belles. Imagine a posh Mad Hatter running a plantation, while her Holstarus farmhands work and sweat out in her fields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254668
You can let us leave at any time. Oh wait, there goes the majority of agriculture and military strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254683
I want to establish a new world order with my monster girl waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254697

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254683
For some reason all I can imagine is Cajun Ghouls down in the bayou

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254691
I want to do that but with a Minotaur!

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate all of you.

Fuck off to /int/ with this garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254683
Anything is better than alp-posting honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254706
>The religion of the Fallen God actually catches on in 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254707
No way man. I live in the bayou, and all that voodoo shit freaks me out. Forget the undead, give me some of those wonderful reptilian girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254697
>muh muh
You're romanticizing a confederacy founded on ignorance and hatred, my man. No matter how many lemon teas and lone-star beers you chug, you can't change history.

>>14254700
>agriculture
I had no Idea California counted as a southern state.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1444859677489.webm

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>>14254642
.wheee.
even better than a ball pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254706
I like Dark Priest but not as much as I like Dark Angel.

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>>14254700
>>14254716
Fuck off.

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>>14254720
Corruption fag?

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>>14254714
If someone were to start a monstergirl cult, I'd probably join in.

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>>14254715
Reptile gals are fine too. Lizardmen and Lamias abound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254720
But her mind is Tiffany-twisted.

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>>14254716
State's rights is ignorance and hatred? Thanks for educating me.

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>>14254716
The funny thing is the actual agricultural part of California, the San Juan valley, is as red as it gets. They'd love to break off from the north part of California.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont think you niggers understand how much more alp i need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254720
Mah nigga. Pandemonium is best faction. Though personally I prefer the Priests to the Angels.

>>14254733
God dammit I JUST got that song out of my head.

>>14254734
Shh, he's just gonna counter with "muh racism, muh ignorance" again. Just don't respond.

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>>14254716
>founded on ignorance and hatred
You should really stop, you're making me laugh now.

I want to watch a Monster Girl football game with my Baphomet little sister under the southern stars. I want to then take her for a Hay Ride. Southern life with Monster Girls would be maximum comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick a werewolf's meaty thighs!

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>>14254740
Too bad.

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>>14254744
Small Southern Towns are the comfiest. Southern Towns on the coast are amazing. I'd love to head to Hilton Head, or the Outer Banks with a Monster Girl. Those beaches on the Atlantic are great and have lovely communities around them.

Hilton Head would be where all those rich CC southern Monster Girls live. I'd go Sugar Momma hunting there.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we please stop talking about the north and the south and just focus on cute monstergirls?
I came here to get away from real life problems.

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>>14254491
Just because Christians only believe in marriage until death, doesn't mean the rest of us have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254752
I want to bully Deruella's mouth with my dick.
I'd also cuddle her. She seems like a girl who really needs some affection.

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>>14254730
Yes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy7qV-BGF4

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>>14254752
Gulf Coast is best coast, all shallow and warm with delicious shrimp crab and oysters nearly all year round.

Lazing out on a barrier island with a gator girl would be the best.

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>>14254740
Do you need to wear 3d glasses so the alpple bottom just pops out at you?

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>>14254701
What kind of NWO would monster girls establish? Where will you be when the sexual pluralist utopia arrives in 2017?

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>>14254761
Fuck off already.

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>>14253860
You crazy son of a bitch.
You finally did it, didn't you.
You dumped the concentrated Hathor milk in the river.

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>>14254769
Old men no longer run the world. Many positions are power are controlled by monstergirls, but they would use it to help humans. Oh, and I guess human women would still be around.

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>>14254783
Holy shoot.

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>>14254787
>Oh, and I guess human women would still be around.
Probably not actually.

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>>14254769
Why 2017?

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>>14254797
Maybe they'll put human women in camps, to be used as sows to breed more males for the monstergirl population?

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>>14254797
Depends on how aggressive they are about converting them and how soon the DL can make them birth sons. Even then, some humans will create remote settlements because of "muh purity"

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>>14254802
Ambient Mamono Mana or some militant Dark Matter or Lilim would fuck it all up for them though.

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>>14254787
>Oh, and I guess human women would still be around.
I am doubtful.
I aint sayin there would be killings or nothing, mnostergirls would breed and men would favor MGs until human girls become a viable choice. That might not ever happen though.

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>>14254769
If monster girls showed up in our world one day, I'd totally immigrate for a spirit realm at the first opportunity and set about achieving my lofty delusions of grandeur. It'd be great, there wouldn't even need to be any conquest; they just show up one day with their own order to things, and most everyone would prefer it to the old one.

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>>14254802
What if the DL can't actually make MGs conceive sons, and the MGE is just one big propaganda pamphlet of lies?

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>>14254812
Then we're literally fucked.

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>>14254807
I would think most normal people would just find monstergirls weird, if not outright disgusting. Human women would also have a huge head start in as wife material in the public's eye, not to mention that feminist groups would most likely be against monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cute Salamander will challenge you to a duel and will get more and more aroused the longer the fight goes on.

Life is suffering...

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>>14254812
Why couldn't she? Even if she can't, any educated human from earth could probably figure out the metascience behind MGE's fantasy setting physics and create a surefire mechanism to have monster girls produce sons.

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>>14254823
Holy shit delete that fucking picture.

What a garbage artist.

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>>14254807
>image
She could have been great if she wasn't such a slut. Then again, that's kind of her whole character.

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>>14254807
>Succubus Daughteru swapping ages with her father to molest him as a shota
Oh my...

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>>14254819
Well if you go by threadcanon, MGs are much more faithful besides the whole rape until you find a husband thing. Human women are pretty despicable in general.

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>>14254823
DO IT FAGGOT

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>>14254823
>THOSE EYES

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>>14254823
>>14254830
Faces are a bit long, but bodies are alright.

>>14254834
>Slut
Her entire thing is that she's afraid of men!
Her sister on the other hand...
Or is that her mom, the Queen? I thought it was Astalotte and her dad age-swapped, since I'm pretty sure her mom looked different as a young woman...

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>>14254838
I think that's Lotte's whore of a mother an the protagonist in his younger days, around the time she raped him.

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>>14254839
Yeah, but human women have been around since we have, and monstergirls would just be some weird freaks that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Most men would just stick to vanilla.

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>>14254852
I wouldn't call her an out-right whore. I mean, she does have SOME standards as to whom she fucks and lets into her harem. That one guy, for instance, who kept trying to fuck her, but she never even considered?

But whatever, doesn't matter. Didn't she look a fair bit different from her daughter, in the OVA showing how she met the MC?

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God damn it. Sex scenes are so much tears and frustration. It just boggles my mind how someone can churn out 21,000 words of "O YEH FEELS GOOD ON MY DICK GURL."

Could I just treat it as planting ideas in someone's head rather than going "okay then you do this with her and then you do that with her and then you move your hand to this location and then you moan at this moment and hey did I mention how good her vagina feels? okay back to..."

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>>14254828
>create a surefire mechanism to have monster girls produce sons.
We can barely do that with biology we've been studying for centuries, seems far-fetched to me that we could suddenly up and master forces we've never encountered before when the monsters already been trying for ages. It seems more reasonable that the Chief God's bullshit just wouldn't stop them from doing as such on Earth.

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>>14254853
Didnt Lilim or whatever her name was exist before women?

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>>14254819
Anon, you know that's just outright false. If nothing else, the cosplay tier monster girls would open the flood gates so to say, and most of them would find huge popularity, to the point of becoming cancerous memes.

I mean, can you imagine the media splash if even just Alps or succubi were real? Let alone the fags that don't give a shit about sex, who would pair up with Liches and Witches for transcending mortal limitations and acquiring great magic, or Baphomats and Familiars to satisfy their pedophilic urges.

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>>14254859
Write them however you want to, if it makes you hard then it will probably make most readers hard too

Unless you're into some freaky stuff

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>>14254867
I was talking in a "2017" context, where monstergirls suddenly come to our world.

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>>14254877
I guess. But I can't see most people putting up with the quirks of them. All the rape and corruption. Things like that.

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>>14254877
>most of them would find huge popularity, to the point of becoming cancerous memes
>TFW monster girls are ruined because retarded normies actually like them and snap them all up, spreading there terribleness to them like an awful reverse corruption

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>>14254877
>Alps or succubi
Tumblr would fucking explode. I feel like all those white knights might finally get laid. Maybe. Yeah okay, they still wouldn't get any, but still.

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>>14254894
In this day and age, I doubt they'd have to resort to that. After a couple of decades I'd bet most of humanity would be willing to jump ship for a chance of a better life.

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>>14254878
>Write them however you want to, if it makes you hard then it will probably make most readers hard too

I can't remember the last time I got hard from a piece of writing. Maybe it's my diet. It's gotten to the point where I can't jack off more than once a day or my balls start feeling like they're about to fall off. Please kill me.

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>>14254899
I'm glad monstergirls aren't mainstream. EMG was really popular, but we got lucky in that it wasn't in the public's eye like Bleach or Attack on Titian.

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>>14254901
That website explodes without them.
It would erase itself from the face of the internet if one monster girl became real.

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>>14254901
they'd still get some if the happened to cross monstergirls at the supermarket or if they were complete shut in the UPS/Postal girl would get them

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>>14254915
drink more water and get more protein. anyone tells you to do more and it's bullshit.

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>>14254901
Of course they would. MGs would take special delight in "corrupting" them.

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>>14254850
I figured it was the mom since that's about how old the dad was when she banged him. The ages match up.

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>>14254894
You say that, but there are so many benefits directly associated with those quirks, like never needing to eat if you don't want to, never needing to really exercise, generally never needing to fear disease, and the ability to use fucking magic!? Dark Elementals fix nature for us, and in fact, cause nature to conspire to benefit us and avoid harming us.

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>>14254879
But what if they existed before and were hidden away in a pocket dimension from humans and KC is actually the demon lord getting us ready for the breach

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>>14254930
Corrupting them into what? They're basically already pussywhipped bitchbois.

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>>14254858
Well, if you want to call 'has a big dick' standards.

[Anonymous No.]

I love monstergirls

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>>14254921
I've come to the realization that tumblr is even worse than us sometimes. They act all high and mighty, but when it comes down to it I've seen tumblr cause people to commit suicide more often then I've seen 4chan do it. Seriously, if you fall under what some tumblrites decide is "problematic" they'll spam your inbox until you either block them from posting, and then they'll just make hateblogs about you.
We just tell people to fuck off and die.
Compared to them, we're like saints.

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>>14254939
This. All a white knight wants is a girl to reciprocate and fuck them, which monster girls will do whether they want it or not.

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>>14254948
I'm not defending tumblr but how many people on it do you think actually encourage others to go on shooting sprees?

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>>14254948
*until you either kill yourself or block them
Whoops.

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>>14254915
Less sugar, more meat. If you're fat get some exercise, if skinny lift and put on some muscle.
Your life will improve greatly.

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>>14254938
The demonlord would still be shit, but for different reasons. I mean, at least he's not Poseidon, but still.

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>>14254951
Not many, but let's not forget that for a while there was a sizable fan following of actual murderers.
But only if they were attractive, y'know the 12-15 year old "But he's just misunderstood, I can fix him" type of idiot?
Not to mention that their relentless bullying is much more effective on tumblr users because of their weaker skin.

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>>14254819
>not to mention that feminist groups would most likely be against monstergirls
With the growing publicity of SJWs and the enivatable backlash against them that would just be more reason for a lot of people to accept them.

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>>14254915

Huh. I'm the opposite, I'm basically horny constantly. I generally limit jacking off to once a day though.

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>>14254939
Kikis would whip them into shape, or Vampires or Amazons could put their lack of assertiveness to good use.

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>>14254963
Sex positive media bias is a thing. We all often forget that it exists because the sex negative media is way loader these days but it still exists somehow in community with the sex negative tumblrites. Just goes to show how hypocritical they are, but whatever.

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>>14254963
But they still have the eyes and sympathy of the mainstream media which gives them an advantage.

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>>14254960
Possibly. We definitely have a special breed of jackass though.

>>14254963
Why on earth would you think SJWs would be against monstergirls? At this point, the real points of feminism are so buried under their bullshit, they have no idea what they're advocating for. At this point, it's about getting even with men more than any kind of equality. I'd expect half of them to jump at the opportunity to "put men in their place".

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>>14254937
Man, monster girls are great aren't they?

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>>14254947
I love observing them from a distance.

I feel like things would turn out poorly for my dreams of becoming an engineer if monsters got involved in some way.

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>>14254967
Only one of those approaches corruption, and kikis, in general, stick to successful men. You know, the kind that normally wouldn't white knight to begin with.

That one fedora tipping bastard that ended up with top maid would be the envy of all of them though. Then another would get paired with a shoggoth because competition.

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>>14254959
Who said KC was a boy?

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>>14254980
Nah. You'd just be a very sexually satisfied engineer.

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>>14254975
Just imagine how hilarious it would be to see them get angry when they realize that monstergirls only do what they do to get husbands.
On a scale of Buttflustered to Absolutely Assblasted how mad do you think they'd get?

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>>14254988

doesn't exist

;_;

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>>14254975
Kinda hard to "put men in their place" when they're ignoring them and off fucking exotic creatures who don't care one iota about their movement. SJWs want men subservient to them and them only, monstergirls just want husbands to fuck and to spread the love. Basically SJWs want the dick to worship them, while MGs worship the dick. The ideals don't align.

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>>14254986
Sometimes I wonder if KC is actually a monstergirl from the MGE world in disguise gauging intelligence for the coming invasion and finding out who would be most receptive to having certain monstergirls sent to their doors.
Then I remember that that's stupid and would never happen because reality is cruel.

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>>14254960

>weaker skin

>Let me give you some advice faggot. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

>What the hell do you know about being a faggot?

>All OPs are faggots in their posters' eyes.

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>>14254980
I can always hope an Anubis would help me study if they suddenly appeared. That's my dream among dreams.

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>>14254996
That's what they want you to think.

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>>14254988
He'd need to put a good drainage system in his house so he wouldn't literally drown in pussy. Imagine all the anubi he'd get if he designed a nice pyramid. Imagine all the general monstergirl vagina thrown at him if he designed a skyscraper shaped like a big veiny penis that bobs in high wind. It'd be amazing.

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>>14254996
Of course not anon, you're just paranoid. Now this may seem like a random question but would you rather multiple alps or just one?

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>>14254990
I'm sure they'd boil over with impotent rage.

>>14254995
Read more carefully, I said they'd become MGs with the idea of putting men in their place. No, the ideals don't align, but that would still be their motivation.

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>>14254996
Never stop posting love for your waifu. We just don't know for sure and we won't until we either die or a jabberwock deliverywoman drops our favorite MG on our doorsteps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255005
I'd rather none.
I've got too many waifus, but I'd be open to a Bicorn so I could marry all of them, I'm open to harems.

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>>14254990
What if SJWs see monstergirls as a sign of female empowerment, and start talking about which ones they identify with the most with their friends, in a manner similar to otherkin and furfags?

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>>14255009
I'm just imagining that moment of dawning comprehension when they realize what their monster instincts are pushing them to do. It's glorious.
Too late, no takebacks.

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>>14255012
>in a manner similar to otherkin and furfags?
Bully/ruse them into converting, watch in ultimate lust and/or satisfaction as they ultimately give in to their newish animal urges and fall to the dick. It might be a viable strategy unless they all find ways to turn into amazons or something.

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>>14255012
That'd just make it easier for a Lilim or something to corrupt them into that kind of monster.
I for one, welcome our new monstergirl overlords.

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>>14255015
>Amazons
You know what, this is the obvious result though.

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>>14255009
>they'd become MGs with the idea of putting men in their place
Oh nevermind. Let them do it them. I'll be over here. Waiting. Laughing. For the record, if any SJWs are reading this, I'd recommend Parasite Slimes, those are pretty adept at stopping the bad men.

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I remember this good story involving a dating service that operated like an RPG adventure. Single lads would form a party and attempt to beat the level, only to get dragged away one by one. They didn't rape you and you could basically use a safe word and leave, but it's not like any of them weren't there to get laid.

This would be a great way to meet the waifu, but I'd have to make it all the way to the boss fight.

What other clever not-rapey ways do you think MGs would come up with to entice men to come play?

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>>14255019
But Amazons are strong and dependable. They're the opposite of tumblr.

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>>14255015
>Amazons
>Wanting to ruin an already shit monster girl even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255013
>>14255024
It would be hilarious to watch. Probably an improvement for them as a person though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255018
>Lilims
>With Tumblrites
Oh god that'd be great, especially the more dickish ones.
"Oh you always imagined yourself to be something like a hellhound because of your fiery spirit? Bullshit, you've always been after someone to make your tail wag. You're a kobold now."

Almost as much fun would be to surround them with kakuen and watch the fallout.

>>14255019
That'd likely be what they'd shoot for, yeah, but becoming a generic succuslut, pretty much the exact opposite of that, would be far easier. How many would fuck up along the way?

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>>14255003
I'm in school to be an engineer of the electrical variety.

The Anubi would be all over the Civil, Architectural, and Industrial engies.

So instead, I'd probably be attempting to dodge two of the horniest monsters on my way to the lab.

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>>14255027
Don't blame me, blame Tumblr. I mean, it is the logical conclusion, right? Amazons work closely to how neo-feminists want the world to work. Only they do meaningful work and bust their asses daily. Maybe that doesn't pan out as well as I thought.

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>>14255031
>mfw absolutely no talents, passions, quirks, or anything that would make me a target for MGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cfrNmiRjc8
I'm so fucking tired of living and scared of dying.

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>>14255031
>attempting to dodge
Or you could just let the one that blushes as you walk by carry you off one day. You'll miss a day of work or three, but your supervisor knows his waifu will give him an earful if he does anything. From then on, each day will be spent looking forward to the next time you'll pass her in the hall, or giving her a hug when you sit down to lunch with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255039
>being carried off by a monster girl
>not carrying her off

Fucking faggot.

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>>14255034
Pffft. If any of the SJWs actually made it to becoming an Amazon, it'd be a good thing for everyone involved. The Amazons aren't going to take their anti-men shit. I'd bet the majority of them would get dumped on their ass in the street to convert into some lowlife succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255040
what crawled up your ass today?

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>>14255047
>Feminist tries to move into an Amazon village
>At first they like her
>Then she vomits out some anti-man bullshit
>The Amazons stare at her for a few moments, then huddle up and whisper to each other
>Finally one marches over to her
>"You can leave in peace or you can leave in pieces."
>A confused, angry feminist is quite literally hurled out of the village
>She rants on the internet about their internalized misogyny and how she's the "real" Amazon, not them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255031
How do you think Anubi would feel about aerospace engineer[ing student]s?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know if I should post this or not.
I wrote a story a few days ago, when my depression hit me hard, never really binned it and decided to now.
http://pastebin.com/qPtv2gKZ
Just... thought I'd toss it out there, I guess. For what few of you who want to actually read it.
It needs a lot of editing that I likely won't announce because I feel I'm stretching it just posting this now.
Sorry for bothering. I'd appreciate criticism if you have any, or just calling me a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255048
It's just That Guy anon. Same as always. Ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255069
Jesus man, get some confidence. You're like Alp on steroids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255071
I haven't seen him around for awhile. I'd hoped he had given up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255074
Steroids might actually fix that though.
More like Alp on depressants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255061
>implying they wouldn't immediately accept her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255069
critiquing greentext is like critiquing McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a muscle wolf!
Even if her big meaty paws are actually robotic claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255077
>amazons
>not liking men

Son, what in the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255081
Who keeps posting this shit? It's like someone took a cheese grater to their face and glue it back together, but didn't remember just how it had been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255084
See >>14255071

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255087
beat me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255069
Why. I don't want feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255081
Yeah, I do actually like muscle girls, but only 2d versions. This is a little to close in design to 3d female bodybuilders, which is a bit more than I can take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255084
They do view men as beneath them however.

With a little DE to the brain she'd be a run-of-the-mill Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255095
>They do view men as beneath them however.
Don't take the bait guys. Just don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255064
My brother
Currently mechanical but switching over

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255097
>Don't take the bait guys. Just don't.
That's completely true, though. They may not be #killallmen but they certainly live in a society where gender roles are completely reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255097
Now now, not everything is bait. I see it more as them seeing men as the 'fairer sex' than viewing men as beneath them, but I can see where Anon is coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

All of these engineers in the thread, and I'm only gonna get into welding. Is there gonna be a monmusu out there looking for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255112
Welding's fun. I bet all sorts would get into that. Fiery types, or maybe a cyclops craftswoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255112
Cyclops because of metalwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255106
Sigh. Role-reversal doesn't mean they view men as beneath them. Unless you prefer the husband beater amazon trope, they love their men just as much as any other. They just view men as fragile creatures, better suited to being a house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255112

welding is more fun than working 2nd shift and studying for PE exam

>goddamn calculus I haven't used in years jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255106
I see them basically as loving '40s era husbands. In that sense they do view themselves as "above men," just not in the way some people seem to be interpreting that phrase. The fairer sex thing is dead on, and that doesn't actually jive with the Tumblr spoiled princess agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255112
Golems. Someone's gotta tale care of their seams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255112
Golem?
Maybe some dwarves.
Lava golem or fire elemental.
'Military combat drone'-based living doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255117
>Sigh.
Don't do that.
It makes you look retarded and is heavily frowned upon here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255112
Aside from the obvious cyclops/dwarf I feel like welding would make minotaurs, red oni and ogres drip. Have fun, and don't forget to drink your milk. Your pelvis will thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255069
You're a fag.
For making me teary-eyed.

Thank you for sharing, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about doll joints?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255112
>Elementary school teacher
I shape and foster the young minds of future generations. God help us all.
Maybe I can brainwash a few of the smarter ones into making monstergirls real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255069
Hey, I've read this before.
>>14255074
>>14255076
Don't steroids shrivel your balls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255129
A lot of things here are retarded, frowned upon, or both. If you actually care about other anon's opinion of your anonymous posting, you're doing this wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255125
>Military Combat Drone living doll.

I have Gunpla on the brain and now have the image of a man building a Gouf Girl kit.

Would put a whole new spin on getting a Dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255123
>'40s era husband
u fockin wot

[Anonymous No.]

>All of these engineers
>tfw landscaper

Those fucking plant girls would get annoying real quick.

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>>14255137
They're erotic.

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>>14255146
Well that's unsettling....I want to engage her in a staring contest.

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>>14255145
>landscaper
ayyyy, holla back
This isn't going to work for me. Better fall back on my old plan of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge when I turn 30.

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>>14255145
Ignore the plants, focus on your big booty troll assistant.

>>14255144
Okay, fine, pre-WWI era. Ish. You know what I meant.

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>>14255144
The kind that beat their wives because women are hysterical and can't be taught to read or do calculus, or whatever people did back then.

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>>14255145
Back! Back demons! In the name of well-manicured lawns!

As an accountant, I have no idea what I'd see. Do they have business professional manticores or hellhounds?

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>>14255151
>ayyyy, holla back
I'm not a spic though, I just live in an area where going into landscaping is a very good idea for the Spring/Summer.

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>>14255152
Make that WWII. Someone shoot me.

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>All these people with jobs/job plans
>TFW NEET

Those fucking lonliness can't meet girls when you're holed up in a room and depressed would get annoying real quick

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>>14255140
That's not how 4chan works. Post etiquette is a thing, though it varies depending on where you're posting. Typing out 'sigh' at the start of a post is on the same level as *actions*. I don't personally care myself, but either of those things will cause most of the thread to either ignore and dismiss you, or shitpost you to hell.

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>>14255152
>You know what I meant.
No, I really don't. Are you trying to imply that men before the Great War did the dishes and tucked little Timmy and Sally into beddy-byes while mommy was all tuckered out from her 9-to-5?

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>>14255155
Tanuki as far as the eye can see.

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>>14255160
If MGpocalypse is a thing, you'll probably end up drafted into the village guard.

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>>14255158
>Anon types out "Shoot me" on the 5chains
>Outside his window, a cupid in camo readies her arrow.
>If he wishes, so shall she do.

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>>14255160

I've been there. I'm going to school to be a vet tech now that I have the financial aid.

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>>14255146
>Unblinking eyes
>Abnormally pale skin
>Impossible limb rotations
Doll girls are way too deep in he uncanny valley for me. I want to feel soft, warm flesh when I cuddle, not cold, unfeeling plastic.

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>>14255139
>Don't steroids shrivel your balls?
Yes but the effect isn't as straightforward as it sounds. They increases your testosterone which is actually a decent way to combat depression, depending on how severe it is.

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>>14255166
The Ankh-MoreP'Orc City Watch needs MEN!

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>>14255138
Become a priest at the church of the fallen god!

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>>14255160
I might have a job/education plan, but I'm still a NEET in the meanwhile while I wait for applications to be processed and then probably rejected...

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>>14255163
>ignore and dismiss you, or shitpost you to hell
Yeah, and? It's not like I can't just not reply. Who's going to know if i post again? None of you shit lords are smart enough to be able to differentiate anonymous people by writing style.

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>>14255170
Hey, you can give them stuffing to soften them.

>>14255173
>You're a man!
>The watch needs men.
>Be a man of the watch!

I would but I hear they're taking dwarves these days....and trolls....
What next? Werewolves? Undead?

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>>14255152
>Okay, fine, pre-WWI era. Ish. You know what I meant.
I think you mean 50s.

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>>14255146
>>14255170
>Reply to Living Doll with superior Anubis
I'm now reminded of Harblabor.

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>>14255167
I want to FUCK a cupid.

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>>14255170
What's so uncanny about these cuties? Their bodies are probably comprised of an imitative magical fleshy material anyways.

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>>14255183
>Werewolves? Undead?
Are you saying you don't want to look at the Werewolf and Vampire mudwrassle naked?
>What next?
A Nobby.

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>>14255192
I want to poison the soul of a cupid so she only spreads hate and despair.

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>>14255197
>>>/u/

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>>14255164
No, I'm implying the women did, and amazons expect you to play the role of wife. They're just like 40's husbands, only the genders are reversed. They expect a complete role-reversal of that idyllic household situation, if you want to think of it that way.

>>14255167
Make it count, Cupid. also, please be prepared to replace my window.

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>>14255197
I'm not saying I wouldn't want to see that, just that it would be improper for those ladies to serve in the night watch.

>A Nobby
Don't they already have one of those?
Nasty little buggers if that one's anything to go by.

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ara ara finishes

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>>14255201
I said wrassle, not fuck.

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>>14255209
>>>/u/

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>>14255183
>join the night watch
>you're the only male that wants to work late hours
>werewolves eyeing you up in the armory
>feel more threatened by your hungry coworkers than the dangerous monsters in the forest
Being human sucks.

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>>14255202
>Shoots Anon in the back of the head with a love arrow.
>While it takes effect she places a kobold inside and shoots her in the back with one two.
>Leaves an IOU note and leaves the two together, off to find another soul in sear of answe- love.

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>>14255164
He's saying that the Amazons would treat their men the way a legitimately in-love 1930s/1950s-era husband would treat his wife.

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>>14255180
You went to the trouble of typing out the post and doing the captcha so I assumed you wanted someone to bother with it. Your actions make no sense otherwise. I was providing friendly advice to help you toward that goal. There's no need to get fannyflustered, Anon.

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>>14255203
The point is that the City Watch NEEDS MEN. Desperately.

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>>14255203
>Werewolves
>Not bloody perfect for the night watch
U wut?

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>>14255139
>Hey, I've read this before.
I posted this a few days ago, just never pastebinned it. I decided to do so today and post the link.
Didn't think very many read it when I originally posted it.

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>>14255207
Now that's some nice shit Snibako.

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>>14255210
What's wrong with you?

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>>14255223
>>>/u/

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>>14255213
>Kobold
It could be worse. At least she'll never protest the headpats and I'll have fluffy tail to touch.

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>>14255211
>Threatened by co-workers
Stop getting assigned to nobby then.

>>14255216
Do I get a pension?

>>14255217
Well they shed everywhere and slobber!
Not to mention that whole bite business.

Why, just thinking about it makes me feel mobbish.

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>>14255215
SON, I will fucking I don't really care, I'm just bored

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>>14255217
It's a joke, because a Werewolf did join the Watch in the very second book about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to assume that for MGs, taking the black doesn't mean swearing off love and sex. I don't think that would be particularly viable.

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>>14255207
>that hourglass demon

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>>14255227
Not to mention that she's short enough to sit in your lap when your on the computer and still see the screen.

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>>14255165
>Tanuki
Time to switch majors

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>>14255217
Do you Diskworld?

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>>14255216
>the City Watch NEEDS MEN
What it gets are an Alp, a tomboy Elf and a geeky Cyclops.

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>>14255231
you know what they say about assumptions, anon...

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>>14255229
Yeah, well, I know that feel. I should be doing something productive right now, not sitting on my ass. Can't summon the motivation.

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>>14255228
>Not to mention that whole bite business.
Exactly! They're SCARY! Big, drooling, shedding SCARY monster girls!

>>14255230
I know, but even outside of gigantic dwarves, smart trolls and that joke werewolves would be good for watch work. They even tank gonnes, they'd be pretty OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I ponder what Monster Women would go for Nuclear Physicists?

I know the one we have would want a BLue Slime...

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>>14255224
I'll admit I laughed at this, but I want you to know you didn't deserve it. I have very low standards.

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>>14255243
>gonnes
>plural
Is there something you want to tell me, Leonard?

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>>14255183
It's not just about softness. Plastic just has that cold, unnaturally smooth feel to it. Can you imagine a person feeling like that? It'd be like if they had one of those mechanical limbs except for their entire body.
>>14255195
Just think about it. Dolls don't need to eat or sleep, they don't have any of the normal body functions (by which I mean breathing and blinking mainly). They wouldn't age, they'd just have those rigidly frozen, impossibly perfect features. And the joints & limbs are just a turn-off. Even if they didn't have exposed doll joints everywhere, the fact that they can do a full-on Exorcist 'follow you behind them with their head' thing or turn their arms at impossible angles is just unsettling.

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>>14255243
Anon, we're joking about the whole reluctance of the citizanry to have non-human in the watch.

Gonne is op.

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>>14255241
Why you cheeky, little I just found out my calculus and statistics midterms are each on a different week. There's that at least

Someone post something cute.

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>>14255248
Of course I deserved it, I was funny and I got my laugh.

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>>14255252
I imagine that mamonobama makes it feel like flesh.

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>>14255253
>Vimes picks it up
>immediately turns into Judge Dredd
That was fun.

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>>14255257
>mamonobama
take responsibility for my sides.

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>>14255250
No sir, just exercising my artistic freedoms.

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>>14255207
That Kraken, oh my.

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>>14255260
Go away Reddit.

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>>14255260
Nah, the demon lord will do that.
It's why she's there.

>>14255258
Yeah, that was pretty nice.
Glad I picked that book up for the car ride to Maine.

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>>14255264
How the fuck is that reddit?

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>>14255264
sounds like someone needs a hug

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>>14255069
Fuck man, this hurt hard, especially that ending.

I wish I could be able to take broken Monster Girls and heal them. I hate seeing Monster Girls miserable. Well, I hate anyone miserable, but Monster Girls in specific, due to how pure their intentions tend to be. They all just want to be loved and have someone to care for them. I really wish I could be able to provide healing to them all, give them all hugs and try to help them become better people.

I know I won't be able to, but I so desperately want to try and save them. I want to save every one and let them know people care, and to please hang on. I know how miserable it can seem, how bleak and depressing. No one was there for me when I needed someone, and I don't want others to have to go through being alone either.

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>>14255276
Normally I'd make fun of you, but the feels. I'll let it slide this time.

You're a good person

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>>14255276
Thanks Anon, but it's too late for me.

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>>14255284
Well you're not a Monster Girl. Alp and then we can talk about healing plans.

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This thread is sad.
Lets instead think about kobold daughterus hiding in the laundry bin and looking out at you from under the clothes.

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>>14255261
>>14255272
I would like to point out that Angua is best Werewolfu and that Carrot should put a ring on her instead of just a collar.
>>14255289
Let's talk about mushroom sampling instead.

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>>14255289
>hellpups

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>>14255069
This is complete fucking garbage that tries way too hard to make you feel anything for losers that deserve their fate.

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>>14255289
Gross. How about manticubs.

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>>14255228
>Not to mention that whole bite business.
Why does the thought of being bit so hard that I bleed turn me on? Am I being mamonomana'd by a vampire?

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>>14255289
>Kobolds
>Hiding
>Thump thump thump
>You look near her
>THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP
Fuckin' tails, man. Adorable.

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>>14255289
I like to think about Anupups working in tandem to acquire the cookie jar.

But hiding in the laundry bin is adorable too. Just peeking up to see their cute little faces; their tails giving them away by sticking out from the clothes behind them...

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>>14255292
>Hellcats

>>14255290
Angua a great.

And you gotta be careful with those mushrooms.
You never know when the sweet little unicorn in the room is going to bite into a raging mushroom.

>>14255294
Manticubs are for teasing and headpatting

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>>14255276
They're prostitutes. Monster girl prostitutes. They wouldn't be there if they weren't already broken.

No one WAS there when they needed someone, and now they're lost girls.

Plus the succubus wasn't completely sympathetic either. She did bad shit, she tried to recover, but she just kept fucking up in the worst of ways.

But the other Anon is right, you are a good person.

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>>14255299
This is one of the few occasions I might not smite a mindflayer. Imagine the counseling possibilities.

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>>14255276
I know that lonely feeling anon. Like there's nothing good and joyful left in the world right? Feels like it'll never be good again?
I felt that when my dogs died.
I'll never forget saying goodbye the first time.
I'll never forget that last hug the second time.
Fuck.

>>14255289
>>14255292
Both are cute.

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>>14255302
>take them to Mindflayer psychiatrist
>her name is Hannah Strange

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>>14255294
Would a cub use her tail to investigate stuff non-sexually when they're young?
>Cub hiding in the laundry
>Slowly move hand towards it
>Tail whips out and grabs a finger
>'Gotcha daddy!'

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>>14255305
That's an odd name.

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>>14255239
I'd watch this/read about it.

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>Giving a shit about some shitty greentext about some sluts that willingly put themselves into a shitty life

Fucking White Knight faggots. Fuck off to Tumblr already with your blogshit.

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>>14255310
>guided by the gentle hand of sergeant Detrina the Troll, they learn to proceed along the streets like a boss
>helping citizens deal with dickish wizards and marauding Ogres, Onis, Minotaurs and murderhobos
It would be nice.

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>>14255311

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>>14255311
Shush, we are discussing the antics of adorable daughterus.

>>14255306
Maybe, I imagine they could use it as a spare hand at times.

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>>14255306
There are a ton of nerve endings there and babies already explore things with their mouths. I don't see why not.

I'm now wondering what it'd be like when your manticub grows her first spines, too. Daddy's little girl would be ready to go off and rape men all on her own soon.

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>>14255311

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>>14255304

I held my dog when I had to put her down. They administered the injection while I was still holding her, and after a few moments, I could feel she wasn't alive anymore. I can still remember the feeling as I type this.

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>>14255311
There's a massive different between compassion, kindness, forgiveness, assistance, and "white knighting"

Wanting to help people down on their luck who made the wrong choices in life isn't white knighting.

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>>14255323
Nobody fucking cares.

This isn't your fucking blog.

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>>14255325
Prostitutes willingly made their life shit, they don't deserve a second chance.

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>>14255327

And you choose now to speak up? This was the tipping point? Really?

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>>14255323
I had two dogs.
The first died peacefully in his sleep of age.
The second one had to be put down a few years ago because age was going to make it painful for her.
I was about 18 years old and I still bawled like a baby.
Fuck man, let's just stop with this and talk about cute things okay. I didn't need to feel like this again.

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>>14255305
If you continue down this path, I will be forced to mention Plant Girl Lesbians.

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>>14255327
>>14255311
>>14255264
>>14255040
Anon, why do you do this?

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>>14255329
Don't respond to him.

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>>14255330
You wake up in the morning with your daughterus sprawled out all over you, sleeping and snuggling up to you as best they can.

What is the status of your heart?

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>>14255332
He's a salty piece of shit who can't let other people have fun.
I'm pretty sure he's been banned before for shitposting, but he keeps coming back for some reason. If he hates how we discuss things so much why doesn't he just leave?

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>>14255317
>>14255318
Now I'm imagining a cub doing this to her dad to wake her up or getting frozen to a pole in winter when she's dumb enough to be dared into it.

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>>14255335
Feeling good anon.
Feeling good.
Is my waifu there too?
Having a Hellhound and a pack of Hellpups cuddling up to me when they notice I'm sad is a heartwarming thought.

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>>14255304
>>14255323
>>14255330
I remember when the Pit Bull my family had adopted the same year I was born and grew up with had her twilight years. I remember on her last day she just laid on her side, quietly breathing, and my mom told me to sit near her and play my game next to her for the day.

When you see the final moments leave your dog's eyes, that's when you change.

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>>14255339
>getting frozen to a pole in winter
Right next to a mucous toad that barely seems bothered by the situation as her movement isn't heavily restricted?

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>>14255342
Yes.
She's there too.
Or making panckes, whichever you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

One day, edgy and grimdark. The next, compassionate and cuddly. I don't understand how this thread manages.

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>>14255332
Because half of this shit isn't monster girl related, it's just anons blogging about their shitty life and the other half is wimps crying about a shitty story that tries way too hard to make you feel something for random characters.

That and the anon who wrote it is an emo piece of shit.

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>>14255350
Different strokes for different blokes.

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>>14255352
Settle down and get some sleep.

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>>14255347
I'd prefer to just cuddle with them for a while before going down to the kitchen to make bacon and pancakes.
Then it's right back to cuddling. Maybe watch a movie together too.
Maybe Star Wars.

>>14255350
We're united in our sadness over losing beloved pets and are trying to cheer up.
We do shift tone rather rapidly don't we?

[Anonymous No.]

Sleep sounds good. Goodnight thread. Be sure to give your waifu lots of cuddles.

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>>14255361
>Maybe Star Wars
Boo. I'm preemptively sick of all the forced Star Wars shit coming up with the new movie.

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>>14255361
Which one?
Be careful with your answer, strangers on the internet may judge you based upon it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd have dated and tried to love that Succubus. I just don't want her to an hero, and she sounded like a nice person, who just made mistake after mistake after mistake. I'd have tried and save her. It helps she even sounded cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255352
Do you consider yourself a angry person?
Are you that willing to let the hate flow?

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>>14255335
>You have a litter of [insert canid species here]-girl with your waifu.
>You constantly wake up next to your waifu and daughterus all sprawled out in various places in your massive bed bought specifically to accommodate all of them.
>Really they don't even use their rooms, they all just sleep with the two of you, cuddling with you, your waifu, each other, and usually a combination of the above.
>Barely feel them get bigger and take up more space in the bed.
>Live a nice life filled with warm, loving, fluffy daughterus.
>Watch as one by one they leave the bed to move on with their lives, for various reasons.
>Be happy for them, but still feel pangs in your chest as the girls you put so much work into now leave you.
>If they're anything like you were, you'll pretty much be someone slightly loathing to occasionally visit now.
>Still have waifu, so still happy, but both of you miss your daughters.
>Decades pass, waifu dies before you.
>Daughterus try to give you a full bed one last time.
>Can't shake that feeling you're missing one, wind up just silently crying all night.
>And then, you're alone.
>Those warm nights are gone now.

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>>14255364
>Forced
Motherfucker, Star Wars was a huge part of my childhood. I just want to share it with my kids.

>>14255366
Episode IV. The only true way to introduce your kids to the series.

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>>14255363
She's more into headpats.

I'll headpat her as we drift to sleep together.

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>>14255374
>Not having more litters with your waifu to keep the be filled with happy pups.
You're bad at this.

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>>14255368
>dating a loose whore that's fucked every guy under the sun
>trying to love a literal prostitute

Beta as fuck, you sound like one of those stupid cunts that thinks they can "fix" an abusive shithead.

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>>14255380
I dunno man that's a lot of puppies.

[Anonymous No.]

Bah. KAnons say they want grimdark, but it always comes back to this.

Which is good because only this one faggot should die alone and unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255378
Good man.


Empire is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255378
>Motherfucker
It was a big part of mine, too. Can't stand it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255388
Worth it man.
All those happy daughterus eager for headpats and hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255350
We're schizophrenic, Anon. I thought that was already clear to everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255374
Can we not do forced edge feels tonight? That was cute until you drove it off the cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255392
Nah. The clone wars has so much more going for it. Such a shame we had to wait decades for anyone to make something out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255380
No, that's pretty dumb. Keep that up and eventually you end up dead with a bunch of pups not ready to go out on their own still cuddling in your bed. Not to mention that'd be horrifyingly stressful and expensive. Just adopt a dog or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255370
>let the hate flow
Is this like the slowpoke thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255387
I just want to help her. And it's not like she wants to be one, she wants help out of her situation, she wants someone there. It's not like I'm taking a girl who loves being a prostitute and try to change her.

She sounds like a nice person who just needs help deep down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255397
Y'all need to embrace the fact you just want to be loved and cuddled. You talk tough, but I see through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255398
Say that to the faggot that started this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255401
I've always been a fan of the empire, so much more interesting than those rebel scum.

Although the Rogue Squadron books were pretty nice.
Shame that's all non cannon now.

>>14255402
You are a grump.
Stop being grumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255410
>being realistic is being grumpy

You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255392
That Hoth battle scene man. I watched that over and over when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255410
I'm not grumpy, I just see the obvious downsides of continuing to breed as you step onto the threshold of death's door.

This would probably be a valid idea for something longer lived like dragons, but not most canids. Maybe kitsune, I guess. That's a lot of fluff though. A loooooooooooot of fluff. Family brushing time

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never help your kunoichi daughteru when she gets her tail-blade stuck in a tree she was hiding in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255361
>greentext
(space)
Shitty opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255410
>>14255415
Hey guys, what seems to be the problem? Let's turn that frown upside down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255420
Same.
I loved that fight.


I'm not excited for the next movie.
It looks mediocre.

>>14255426
You're not even a real cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255426
Thank you Idol Cow, but thinking about all the depressed Monster Girls in the world who are lonely and might commit suicide assuming they haven't already, I'm just not in the mood to turn anything upside down. Sorry Idol Cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255424
Meant for this guy >>14255415, that's how all your posts are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255426
Fuck you, that's a smile, not a upside down frown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255422
Kunoichi daughterus sound adorable. They'd also make for a great game of hide-n-seek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255427
I'm remaining cautiously optimistic.
It's never helped me to be a pessimist.
I mean, even if it's not as good as the originals, it'll at least probably be better than the prequels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255422
H>her mother will never have the same problem later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255436
>at least probably be better than the prequels
Or worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255434
>Hide and seek longer than a game of Monopoly
The good news is kunoichi probably do actually bond over that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255426
Well, there's always one thing you can do to make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see if mofucores will float if you pump them with helium and duct tape their orifices

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255429
Also there is "what a garbage X", "this Y is trash".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255436
Anon, it can always be worse.
ALWAYS.
I've already had my hopes for a new Battlefront crushed by that travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255378
Star Wars is dead, man.
They declared the ENTIRE extended universe to be no longer canon and the new movie is being directed by JJ Abrams, who is a total fucking hack.
Not only that, he's using the movie as a political message for that black lives matter bullshit and explicitly stated that his casting choices had nothing to do with talent, artistic vision or experience, and were instead based purely on race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255438
There's no possible way it could be worse than the prequels.
It can't ruin Darth Vader's cool cred by giving him the worst actor possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255406
>Y'all need to...
I've known that all my life, Anon.
Literally from infancy.
Doctors ordered my mom to switch me to whole food at 6 months because I was getting so fucking fat off breast milk.

Wait...ah. Now it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255448
That cow is too happy.

Why is she so happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255422
>Her mother will never have the same problem later that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255436
>>14255438
>>14255444
>>14255446
Han Solo dies at the end. He's killed by his son who is on the dark side which is portrayed as evil Nazis who think the Alderan explosion was a myth by the rebels. Also Princess Leia has her own "Death Star" weapon, but it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255439
>Try to find daughter
>Come to the last possible hiding place in the house
>'A-ha!'
>It's another dummy
The rage would be real

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255447
It's going to be shit just like all the others. The MC is going to save the world with his over 9000 nanomachines and that's the long and short of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255446
They didn't declare it non-canon, they shuffled it off to it's own canon so a new movie could be made without needing to adhere to the extended canon.
And hey, this means Chewbacca didn't die horribly.
And weren't the casting choices made before that became a big thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255451
>Why is she so happy?
Her husband just proved that it is in fact possible to drink a gallon of milk in an hour and hold it down. So long as it's hers, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255459
>drink a gallon of milk in an hour and hold it down

That's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255457
>horribly
>Saving a child and roaring in defiance as the planet shatters.

He died in a manly way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255457
>And weren't the casting choices made before that became a big thing?
The black Stormtrooper was chosen because he was black, and JJ Abrams has made a point of saying he wants to force things to be far more diverse, and that the only thing that held him back in Star Trek from doing so was canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255452
>I would so make a green text if I didn't need to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255464

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255459

>tuesday night
>getting hammered with pitchers of White Russians
>vomitallovereverything.jpg

fucking college, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255465
He still died anon.
In this canon he's not dead, and that makes me happy because I like Chewbacca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255468
Gross cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255471
Yeah and Han Solo dies instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255471
how did he die?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255477
tip the sleepy cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255452
Sounds like a incompetent ninja.
Must have done something right if she has a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255475
We don't know that anon, and if you mention leaks I'm even less inclined to believe you.
I don't trust leaks in the slightest.

>>14255476
He died evacuating people from a planet and got crushed to death by a falling moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255478
Can I lay down next to her first and have my friend tip her onto me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255477
Just another quiet, sunny day on the Holstaur farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255483
Ok thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255480
Maybe she's doing it for your attention, you even thought of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255485
>Literally the same idea I just had
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255483
>We don't know that anon, and if you mention leaks I'm even less inclined to believe you.
>I don't trust leaks in the slightest.
The "Good Death Star" was just shown on the movie poster. It's real, the movie is shit, and you really couldn't tell it was by how they're marketing the shit out of it being "progressive"? You didn't see the gay campbells star wars commercial, or the walmart star wars feminism commercial?

Fuck why are commercials of all things becoming ideological platforms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255464
You lactose, dawg?

>>14255454
>At least you caught their mother
>She's getting a little thicker now and can't fit in some of the places she once did
>The reward sex tonight will be glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255490
So how will she explain messing up something she's got yeas of practice doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255499
>You lactose
No, I just hate milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255374
Dammit anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255500
Just shut up and give her a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255493
Do you have a single fact to back up that that thing is a "Good Death Star"? Or anything you've said?
CITATIONS ANON, LEARN THEM.
And I wouldn't know anything about ads because I don't watch unrecorded television. I just skip through the ads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255401
Clone Wars WOULD be the best; but it suffers much for the presence of the horrible romantic subplot.

So Empire wins out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255500
She wants to be "punished."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255488
Working on a Monster Girl farm sounds like it would be swell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255493
Because the people running shit are up their own asses with self-righteousness and the only thing that will change that is massive commercial failure.

Shogs are better than kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255508
The Podrace scene was pretty hype though.
I just wish they'd done more practical effects stuff as opposed to just using CGI for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255488
Are there Minotaurs on the Holst farm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255421
>Not following the headcanon of nigh all MGs giving extreme long-lifetimes
Even without that, one would think Anubi, representative of the Judge of Death, would carry such a trait...same with Hellhounds, probably. Don't a lot of werewolf mythos describe longevity as being an inherent trait too? So what does that leave? Kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255513
This.
Just because you can CGI everything doesn't mean you should.
I'd take puppet Yoda over CGI Yoda every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255506
Have to get her out the tree first.

>>14255509
How would you punish a Kunoichi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255493
It's not even a "Good death Star" anon, it's called the Starkiller Base. Not related to, well, you know
It does what the Sun Destroyer did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255493
Did our little anon just discover corporate brainwashing? Cute.

Anyway, as far as Star Wars goes, I'm cautiously optimistic for the new film. While the more recent trailer looks to have a bit too much modern Hollywood flare for my liking, I'm hoping that won't be the bulk of the film, and that the actual talent involved will pull it through in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255519
Why don't we have more kunoichi stories and greentexts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255513
Story of all modern cinema. Nobody wants to use practical effects when green screen is more convenient. Even though good practical effects will always trump CGI. One of the main reasons I liked Fury Road so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255527
This. The new trailer made me feel all warm and cuddly inside, mainly because of the music, but I'm still cautiously optimistic about
Especially since they seem really adamant on not showing Luke whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255530
The same reason we don't have stories and greentexts of [insert less popular MG here]
we simply don't care enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255531
Fury Road was a breath of fresh air. All those who say that CGI is the way to go should watch Fury Road and then come back
Too much CG now a days is becoming grating

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255530
Not a rapemachine.

That and Kunoichi can be dominated, which is haram in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255515
Kobolds and that which shall not be named. I'm not familiar with werewolves being particularly great in the longevity department, and hellhounds depend on how much weight you put on that "related to Cerberus maybe" clause. So we've got two types for sure that wouldn't suck at this (though it's still kind of a sad thing to do, all in all), two questionable and two that would be terrible. I'm still going to recommend adopting a damn dog instead of flooding the world in your progeny to fill the hole in your heart. It's only going to get bigger, you know.

>>14255530
We have tons, you just haven't found them yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone here who is actually excited for the new Star Wars (or modern hollywood in general) is a good goy. I hope you all get those chubby tanukis you desperately want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255453
I still have high hopes for it, this year wasn't that bad for classics; mad max was good, jurassic world was okay and terminator is so bad its good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255541
BEAR PRODDING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255519
Enough sweets so that she was terrible at stealth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255530
Because they're just not that interesting. Kunoichi is a profession, not a species, and as a species in MGE it's literally a succubi cod playing.
Though, it WOULD be interesting to see a Kunoichi and her ninja husband work together on a mission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255539
This, I loved the more 'natural' effects they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255541
>implying so many implications
Was your ban fun while you were gone?
It was to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255150
>it's 2:30 and you just finished third shift at the mine
>your fellow civil workers want you to accompany them to the bar
>but you should make it home it's pretty dark
>plus your mother made that bitchin stew you love
>gonna fill up on stew
>jerk off in the bathroom
>go to sleep
>fuckyeah
>now you just have to make it home
>as you get close to your house you look over towards an old park where you used to play at as a kid
>and you see someone on the swing set facing away from you
>not swinging at all
>just sitting there still
>it looks like a little girl
>you walk past the open gate and call out to her
>no response
>so you walk a little closer to get her-
>SWEET FUCKING JESUS HER HEAD JUST SNAPPED AROUND!!!
>your whole body tenses up
>your fear has paralyzed you
>have deja vu for some asinine reason
>realize you're either dealing with a Doll or some elder demon sent here to personally drag you to hell
>realize you two have just been staring at each other for a few minutes
>you keep staring at her
>and staring at her
>if she's not blinking then you're not
>oh fuck you blinked
>oh fuck she's gone
>[sweating intensifies]
>you run the fuck home
>you get into your attic room on the third floor of your parent's house
>fuck food
>fuck jerking off
>and fuck going to sleep
>you just hope you survive the night
>and you never realize the dull black eyes staring at you through your bedroom window

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255519
>How would you punish a Kunoichi?
>Use some sort of talisman to prevent her from escaping with monster mojo
>hogtie her
>take off her facemask
>stare at her while you mastrubate
>bukakke and/or irrumate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255549
You do know that every mission a Kunoichi goes on is to have sex with their target right?

So unless you're a fucking cuckold faggot, that would be a shit idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255545
>BEAR PRODDING!
I keep seeing this, what do you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255542
My dreams and desires reach beyond this one world.

AND I SHALL FORGE AN EMPIRE ACROSS THE STARS WITH ADORABLE PUPPIES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255549
No, what WOULD be interesting is a story of a Kunoichi and her rival/lover/mortal enemy who is a Samurai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255544
No Anon
Terminator wasn't so bad that it was good
Terminator was just bad. It was really really bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255543
Are you saying Disney is full of jews? Because that would be ironic and make too much sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255553
All of what I said is true, don't try and lie.

This thread only cares about femdom, those "maledom" posters are only shitposters and it's amazing to see people like you try and deny that fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255541
1/10, try harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255556
Go to bed grumpy, it's not going to work today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255554
forgot to put this up here for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255556
>every mission
No, just the final one. They do regular spying, too.
>>14255562
That would be interesting, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255069
This hurt to read, though that might have been the intention. It's a bad place to imagine creatures who practically live off love have to turn to a back alley or sell themselves to a whorehouse to keep themselves alive, if only physically.

I'll admit I don't feel anything towards succubi as much as others, but I couldn't turn away one who just poured out her life's story all over my shirt.

Hope you feel better soon, anon. Won't ask about more Contact War Veteran, but know you've got a fan who's waiting for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255563
I assume we're talking about the new ones, not the original trilogy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255541
>>14255556

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255566
Come on, Anon. At least microwave it or something first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255576
Nice waste of an image, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255559
Not him, but I think its a trigger warning of the "stop or shits about to go down" kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Iger
>Iger was born to a Jewish family
purecoincidence.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255560
>You will never hear your fellow Anubis lieutenant off in her own little world while sitting in the bridge, singing a song to herself

>Innumerable stars, won't tell us where to go~
>It's a long long run, to that palace in the sun~
>With hopes and dreams, our ship will cross the sea~
>To the brand new world, shining like a pearl~
>That brand new world~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255575
The new one, Anon. Genesis, or whatever it's called
OT is great. Three was OK but two is great
Genysis, I think that's what it was called, was just bad. Really really bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255544
If you want to know what kind of movie it'll be before it comes out, watch Super 8 and then go read Abrams' interviews about Star Trek, which he also directed.
He said he hated Star Trek and only took the job for money and to use it as a platform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255563
heh, I liked how you could build a time machine from scrap metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255426
>>14255440

I remember that game. Not often you get an H-RPG, for free no less, that has a farming system more fleshed out than many Nintendo Harvest Moon games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255584
That's pretty ironic considering Walt's feelings toward the jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255580
Anon there's a point where you have to accept reality. Aside from shitposters nobody else talks about maledom, just like how there is absolutely no art where a man is the dominant one. Or how there are little to no stories about the fetish and even then it immediately turns into femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255583
why not just call it bait like a normal person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255594
God that was such bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255599
I've written a few and they were decently received.

[Anonymous No.]

It is time! Time to give the abominations lots of hugs and kisses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255555
The best way to punish a Kunoichi is to sew dozens of bells into her clothes so she can't even so much as breathe without sounding like a wind chime in a hurricane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255605
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255600
I guess "bear prodding" just sounds better to that guy.
I wont lie, we need to shake up that buzzword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255600
>This guy has never heard the saying "Don't poke the bear"
>Doesn't know what bear baiting is either

Not him but you are picking one dumbass fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255604
Post em.

Switch shit isn't maledom, which is what you probably wrote. Or it was with one of the shitty sub girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255599
It's cute how you keep trying this.
Anon's a cute little Alp, yes he is!

[Anonymous No.]

Who holy warrior of justice here? Let us smite the wicked together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255602
I couldn't stop laughing, at that point I just relaxed and enjoyed the ride. It was like watching Valvrave all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255607
That was her training regimen at the academy. Watch her still manage to still sneak up & ninja-rape you. All you've done is finally make it interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

It says on the encyclopedia page that there's different types of weapons on the Beetles. This is the scissor type in the profile pic, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255580
>>14255604
>>14255615
Stop replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255566
>This thread only cares about femdom, those "maledom" posters are only shitposters
If "maledom" posters are the shitposters, how come your the one who keeps getting banned?
I'm going to talk about chasing and fucking a Cockatrice in her plump hips doggystyle, and there's nothing you can do.

>>14255599
>Absolutely no art
>Absolutely
>No art
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2290196
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1172808
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1082554
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1195902
If I give you these to fap to, will you do so and then proceed to calm down?
Cuz I'm gonna need you to calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255604
Fuck off, we are not doing this shit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255616
I will make it my mission in like not corrupt the super Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255614
Hm. Only two. Oh well.
http://pastebin.com/dfwDJjfS
http://pastebin.com/6Unjc9Jh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255604
Don't waste your time, Anon. Several people have already done this, giving examples and all that. Just ignore him, it's pure shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255625
He will calm down when you stop replying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I post yuri now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255619
I dropped Valvrape on the episode they went. "What if we push the school over there?" Man, that was really early on. And it just kept going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255626
>>14255629
Fair enough, I'll stay quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255615
So you have absolutely no argument and now resort to petty name calling?

Good to know I was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255616
I prefer to purify the wicked and send them out to smite. It's a lot like being a necromancer, really; just smells a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255633
Valvrave is a beautiful disaster.
Everyone should watch both seasons. Seriously, it'll change your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255637
As long as there are fewer wicked people in the world, this is acceptable. You may want to make sure your methodology is foolproof, though. Wouldn't want them to return to evil.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
And remember, please be gentle with the ears of dullahans, elves, or other creature's who have pointy ears.
They are supremely sensitive and can cause them to make lewd noises if improperly fondled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255625
Which you only do when shitposting time starts. Along with said "maledom" posters only talking about the designated submissive monster girls.

Also all of that art is either shit or lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255642
That's okay, but who will protect my ears from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255642
Please save us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255585
Who says we are lost again in this lonely world~?
I say we can start again~.
We're on the same ship.
IT'S CALLED STAAARSHIIIP EAARRRRRRRRTH!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOukEiJYQQo
>this song is now stuck in your head forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255585
And now I'm a rather saddened...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255616
I shall make it my life's work to corrupt the super Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255647
Ear muffs.

>>14255648
I can't Anon.
I'm going to sleep, and I can't help you if I'm asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255644
>all that art is shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_the_goalposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255657
Do not reply to bait posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255657
>replying
Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255657
Yes, you are right. I didn't really specify that I was talking about good art.

Should have been clearer with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255657
I know, right? What's up with that?
Well, he really is a shitposter, so let's not respond to him any longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255597
What game is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255650
>PSU theme
That game game was fun, but fuck paying for a monthly online subscription

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255639
That ending was so underwhelming though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255641
Don't worry. I focus my efforts on evil monster girls and promise them dick as a reward for their efforts. It's during these dickings that I pour my holy energy into them. The orgasms this gives them are beyond description. It doesn't take long for this to build to a heroin-level addiction.

It's fool-proof! I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255654
She could supply you with weapons and Items, help you with planningand stress relief in your quest to gain your dark Valkyrie.

Just sign on the dotted line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255657
Stop, you're just encouraging him.

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty funny how the only good writefags write femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255633
>What if we take the school
>And push it somewhere else
That happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255684
And bad ones too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255679
Ma'am, I believe you are suffering from pink-eye. I have some medicated eye-drops, would you like to use them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255675
>forcing addiction on someone
I don't know... That sounds pretty evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255679
>Sell soul to Demon
>Get used in all the implied ways
>Valkyrie makes it her goal to rescue & 'purify' you
>End up with threesome
>Valkyie is tsun & insists that she's only doing it to save you
>Demon keeps whispering for her to give in to her lust
>You don't really care because the sex is amazing regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255684
Jokes on you, my favorite writefag does both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255686
Yep, then a while after the protagonist was forced to boost some cunt's popularity against his will by doing some vampire charm bullshit and he just forgives her right away for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255689
It's an addiction to goodness though. You should see the euphoric joy in their faces! They are so much happier now than before. How could I deny them that?

Besides, it's not like I do it to innocents. Only the bad ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255691
Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255692
Who is he, bet he's pretty garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255648
>Yes, Brhea. It's you're turn now. You and your legions.
>Attack. Devour. Demolish. BURN!!!
>Grind them to dust.
>Go forth and thread be thy destination.
>A flight of dragons.
>I COMMAND IT!
>A
>FLIGHT
>OF
>DRAGONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255691
Wait...so the demon actually got you your Valkyrie then. That's a pretty good demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255679
The first thing I think of when I see Demon is disturbed's "inside the fire". not exactly sure why..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255687
>>14255692
It's pretty funny how anon keeps biting the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255698
I'd hardly call Quicksilver_ garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255700
You made my day anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpcS1r9-m4
Something soars through the sky it's a dragon flight~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255708
Quicksilver is absolute crap that help bring about a whole new wave of shitposting with that Kikimora story.

Fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255706
>disturbed
What's that little mascot dude's name?
I kind of want a monstergirl version now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255674
Speaking of underwhelming endings, Princess Lucia just ended.
>God decides that the messiah child has been a thorn in his side for long enough
>Sets about killing fucking everyone
>Lucia mother, Lucifer shows up
>Tells God he's being an asshole
>"Oh, okay."
And then he leaves and that's the fucking end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255713
helped*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255707
>pretty funny
It's sad, Anon.
No laughter, just tears.

[Anonymous No.]

TAIL
PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255722
>One Piece fan worm girl
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

so, what's your opinion of harems? According to canon they're frequent occurrences but I'm personally not sure of my ability to equally love more than maybe two women at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255713
Wait, that was his fault? I never noticed when he was writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
I don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255717
That was that one mangaka right? The one famous for rage inducing writing?

I dropped it about 15 episodes in or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
I'm fine with a minimum of like four girls, eight at the most and having that many girls would be a rare exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255650
Love this song.
Though I think I like the rock reprise from the expansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255714
I think its name is "The guy"
>"The guy" becomes "The girl"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
I don't like them in theory, but I think I might be a slut in denial since I can't pin down a single ideal waifu archetype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
I used to be all for them but once I started writing I realized how hard a true emotionally connect relationship would be with so many girls to think about. My max is still 3 though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sing to my Elf waifu about the Darkening of Valinor!

[Anonymous No.]

So is there going to ever be a maledom story with a girl that isn't one of the very small handful of monster girls that are submissive or is /mgt/ going to be on par with a muslim filled shithole every single day until this thread permanently dies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
I don't mind them, just don't like it when stories go completely mental with numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255734
A Town Where You Live, yeah.
I figured it was a different kind of story, it'd be different. I was right, it was very different than that rage inducing pile of shit.
It was just bad in a different way.

Honestly it seems like he pushed out chapter 36 and then called his editor and said "I don't want to do this anymore" and the editor told him to just shit out an ending and they'd publish it.

One of the things that happens is that God shoots him through the heart to kill him, but then decides that he'll make it so that if the person he loved kissed him, they'd share their life force or whatever with him and allow him to keep living. The girls all start fighting over who gets to kiss him and eventually just all do it.
Never says who was successful, but they all still fawn all over him, and then he runs away from them.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, anons, the report function exists for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255745
I think it might be an interesting writing challenge to get people interested in 4-6 girls equally in the same time or have them be in a relationship with the male lead. Lanternon did the former do it can be done, at least.

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>>14255722
>I ️ HUMAN

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>>14255729
Only if the girls are sisters or related in some fashion. 3 max. And one of them has to be a big girl, for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255741
Hey, drawfags
Somebody do "The Girl"
Really want to see it now. The design is perfect, it has just the right amount of edgy and psycho for fearboners.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a good name for a guy who wants to become a wizard but fails spectacularly because of bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

who now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255767
Melvin

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't people just calm down, drink some tea. and talk about thinks they like.

I like evilfox for example, who else likes evilfox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255767
Lord British

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
Spidergirl with water wings on her arms and all 8 legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255767
"No bug" Doug

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>>14255771
That would make him sound like a total melvin. I like it.
>>14255778
Douglas "Doug" Melvin it is.

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>>14255774
Evil monster girls are the only real monster girls.
Imagine having an evil Kikimora maid.

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>>14255774
Evilfox is a slut with surprisingly short tails. They need to be longer and fluffier if she has any hope of attracting a mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
Time Lost Proto Wyvern

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>>14255768
We never did get that fat-bottomed, wide-hipped loli Lich in a playboy bunny outfit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
cat trap's mom: the early years

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>>14255768
This thing. Do it as a monstergirl.

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>>14255768
Farai, the candy-loving Dark Elf.

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>>14255768
Lewd Alp holding up a sign that says "Bully me harder!" or "Bully me instead~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255794
ARE YOU READY MGT?
MOTHGIRL TIME STARTS NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255801
>Bully me instead
It's funny because it's true.

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>>14255802
I did not mean to quote there. My apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
A kunoichi helping her daughter out a tree

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>>14255796
Seconding.

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>>14255768
LESS

Earlier today you mentioned feet. I see you've brought Haohi with you. What did you mean? Please elaborate.

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>>14255768
Pharaoh with her cobra as a rapier.
I missed this opportunity the last time, and I shall not be denied.

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>>14255820

I want an image like this except where the snake is replaced by a grape snake that corrupted the pharaoh.

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>>14255789
Nah, she's already got her master.

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>>14255826
You mean with the grapesnake whispering evil things into pharaoh's ear while twined around her? Yeah that would be pretty nice.

Does she mindbreak the pharaoh into sending her own husband into the grapesnake's bed? Which he protests but reluctantly complies with when pharaoh goes all Queen Mode? Because my penis wants it.

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>>14255834

The heart says no but the dick says yes.

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>>14255834
>Self-inflicted NTR
No-one deserves that.
Penis, no! Stop it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
Either a healthy P'Orc warchief, or >>14255794

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768

Apophis whispering into a Pharaoh's ear, as per >>14255834

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>>14255802

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>>14255796
im on it

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>>14255849
Moth-tan is pretty ripped.

Google just gave me my own street sign in a captcha. Holy fuck I'm scared. Send help, before it takes me.

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>>14255802
No, I'm trying to conquer all of Greece go away moth chan!

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>>14255850
That is a very pretty rendition of Haohi.

Looking forward to seeing "The Girl" too.

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>>14255850
Wonderful
She's padding that dress, I can tell

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>>14255854
Total War anon please.

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>>14255833
I wonder if she could extend those tails like the kyuubi in warriors orochi?

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>>14255849
I want to lick her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

Squids are cute. Post cute squids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255874
I don't like this artist.
He makes me want to fuck the most disgusting things.

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>>14255862
You don't understand anon, those Spartan boyfuckers and Athenians think they're so good, but no one cares about little Plataea.

I'll make them care!

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>>14255874
What goofy fiend is this?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would help you pilot Daimidaler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255878
Embrace it!
Embrace her!
http://simg4.gelbooru.com//images/ad/30/ad309dd9c3a19367603a317ddcf0d373.jpeg

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>>14255871
>WO Kyuubi
Not sure how I feel about her.

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>>14255890
She is the reason I bought the game, I want to touch her tails as Zhao Yun so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuudere bugs fight a bit, 1.5k words only. Starting at line 64.

http://pastebin.com/zWEF7swp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254017
You're not alone on that fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255893
hi alp

[Anonymous No.]

Shota a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255904
You will use proper capitalization when addressing me, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255909
no fuck you alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255910
Why do you persist on this course?

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>>14255768
Werekitten in a box labelled 'Only girls who get hugs get in this box'

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>>14255913
idk i feel like it tonight

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>>14255916
You're bringing down the quality of all public discourse with your poor command of the English language. Shame on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255917
get out of the 1900s alp, k? k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255915
This but instead have the box say "Only dicked daughterus get in this box"

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>>14255921
Boorish. Absolutely boorish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255922
You mean like the afterglow box? The one I set her down in after she falls asleep with all my warm seed filling her belly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255923
alp eats butts lol

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>>14255890
Now that is a evilfox

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>>14255924
But anon what if you create more daughterus? You'll start a vicious cycle of babymaking, from which there is no escape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255890
>WO Kyuubi
Wo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255925
>he doesn't want to eat this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255930
Warriors Orochi

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>>14255923
one time i put canned tuna on wonder bread and called it a meal

[Anonymous No.]

>painted humans in funny clothes with silly parts stuck on
Disgusting, more monster less girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255937
I don't mind that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255939
Mucus toad is rather sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255939
Hey now, I like monstrous girls too but I'd be a huge liar if I said I didn't like stuff like yeti and anubis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255943
Thats looks almost like praxis teir

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>>14255947
She's a creation of slugbox, he usually does furry shit and ponies but once in a while be makes something nice like Succupus.

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>>14255951
He does furry shit and ponies by request usually. Fandoms, what can ya do?

His own OCs though definitely fall into the MG side of things. Also they're all sluts. So, y'know, that fits.

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>>14255939
Every monster girl deserve loves no matter how monstrous they are, from Dhamphir to Shoggoth all MGs must be loved equally

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255951
>tumblr nose

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>>14255953
>His own OCs though definitely fall into the MG side of things.
That they do.
http://i.imgur.com/UvfXAWK.jpg

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>>14255833
Man, I'm kinda jealous of that shy ginger. How much he got, 7 girls without even counting the church lolis? And all evil and powerful.
I mean yeah, he's a nice likeable guy who'd you expect to get his pie by the time of a bizarro for Fallen Maidens' case happy end, and it's not like it's hard to acquire the same in the setting if you're deadset on it. But still, seven fucking uber-corrupted waifus?
Maybe I feel that way about them 'coz they're the few you get a backstory for in MGE unlike when it comes to profiles, that seems to be subjectively raising a higher price for them in my eyes.
Wilmarina a best.

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>>14255962
>Those lens flares
This art was brought to you by JJ Abrams

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no stories about a CC Oomukade who remembers the days when dragons feared her

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>>14255893
It's ok so far, I'll be watching it provided it updates enough to remind me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255984
Dragons would be afraid of nothing but the stink of a smelly NEETipede.

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>>14255986
How much is that, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255984
The chitin on her arms and hands perfectly fulfills a particular armor fetish of mine.

I want 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256000
>armor fetish
Creep.

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>>14255997
Idk. Monthly, at least? Just so I don't get out of touch with it or need to go through the entire thing again to know what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a nerdy, bookish Wock who is usually shy and withdrawn in public to brutally dom me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256003
I guess I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255893
Soooooo many spelling errors...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256007
Word doesn't show any so I'm completely helpless.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never empty all your stored juices in a tall lithe and curvy mosquito girl
Why even juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256001
You say this when there is one guy that wants to tie up and fatten mice, one guy that wants to sniff sweaty mice, and that other guy that likes mice? This guy seems pretty normal.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14256009
Probably because you're not technically spelling words wrong, you're just spelling the wrong words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256014
Yes but I share the views of all three of those.
>>14256016
And to figure that out, I would actually have to read my own shit, which I dislike immensely.
I bit the bullet once or twice, and it didn't turn me into Lantern or Peny, so why bother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
Do you accept donations?

I want something to cheer me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256020
>Not reading and rereading your own shit to constantly improve on it bit by bit
Mediocre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256022
It will never improve, anon.

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>>14256022
Not him, but I do this every couple of months. It keeps getting harder to marathon the more I write, and my dick can't keep up because I'll obviously need to fap to all of them.

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>>14256012
Mosquito girls should be slapped repeatedly.

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>>14255930
>you wouldn't a wo
Screw you, you can't tell me what I would and wouldn't.
I'd a Wo along with most of the abyssals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256027
What if they're into that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256028
Wo is a salty fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256029
Knowing KC they probably are. They're probably also into e-stim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256027
I'd spank Mosquito Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256030
I'll fite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256035
Are you Alp? I don't fight Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256028
I'd just settle for Re but I'm not sure if I can handle the never ending smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256038
Dude, I would never pick a fight with anyone. My elite karate skills are only for self defense against post-apocalyptic gang members with Mohawks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256038
I'm not Alp. I'm also not an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256039
>Lich with abs
EEEHHH~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256044
Never heard of a muscle lich before?

[Anonymous No.]

When are you guys going to stop talking about KC.

It was enjoyable to look and forget my depression until I saw all the shipwhores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256046
No sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256039
>Re

My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256040
Do you scream Atatatata?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to chase a maus for hours until she collapses from exhaustion so that I can sniff her sweaty body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256053
No, I'm not that manly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256048
Eat a dick anon-kun~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256044
>Lich
There's some similarities but a Lich wouldn't have such a nice looking tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bought a pair of ATH-m50x's today
>No succuvirus waifu to whisper into my ears in glorious high fidelity

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256060
I'm not gay, you're the gay here.

>>14251020

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256065
>speaking in alien

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>>14256048
>When are you guys going to stop talking about KC.
Why would we stop talking about Kenkou Cross? I thought this was the MGE thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256071
How would a succubus speak any different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256073
>MGE thread
Technically it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256073
Oh you.

Also, I was under the impression everyone in here had some crazy angst against MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256065
>Meme50's
Get on my flagship electrostatic level. But really, you did pretty good if you got them for a good price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256084
Under 200 and this is in ausfaglia where everything costs 50-75% more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256084
>Meme50
Incredibly lewd. His stuff is fantastic; when he doesn't venture too far into scat and vomit anyway...

Softest-tier girls tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't there any recent MG horror stories?

I thought we have many by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256116
I have the outline for one I need to get typing on. It's hard just finding the time for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255951
>a sentence of just two words so wrong
Triggered every time.

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>>14255959
I would say that's far from an actual tumblr nose, it's not obnoxiously large or bright shining red (although it is noticeably darker)

slugbox is a cool dude, he makes cool stuff and even the pony and furry he draws is still somewhat nice most of the time.

also he does porn that appeals to a fetish or two of mine.

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>>14256136
>even the pony and furry he draws is still somewhat nice most of the time
You had me until then.

Still though, slugbox is decent. I'm willing to ignore that kind of stuff just like I ignore the futa stuff .less does.

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>>14256115
>when he doesn't venture too far into scat and vomit
So virtually never?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14256148
Eh, I'd say, befitting his name, it's about 50/50.

His recent original tank was devoid of such things that I can recall.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14256162
So silly.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14256176
Those tails are commendable. Also nice toeless socks(?).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256176
A shame only Asura has the ears. Still, Sakra Devanam > other Aras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256162
Kek.

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>>14256116
All I got is this, use it if you can want.
>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees thee two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256207
I remember it from that other thread

In the hands of the right writer it could turn into an horrifying little story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256207
This is how humanity ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256209
No this is how idiocy is purged from humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256211
Yeah, that's what I'm telling. The human race will perish entirely at that table...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256116
I asked for one about Kumihos.

No one delivered yet.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to Princess Carry Horse Pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256236
Good luck developing the strength for that

You're just gonna dope yourself with mamono mana aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255288
>I totally want to help people!
>but only if I have a chance of getting some tail while doing it!
You're an inspiration to us all, cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256208
And that's why I re-posted it. for I am not the right hands.

[Anonymous No.]

I want her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256297
I want her all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256297
>Walk up to her
>"Hello, can you please give me your hat?"
>She looks confused
>Gives you her hat
>"Thank you very much."
>You leave
>She stands there trying to understand what happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255621
yes

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub those horns

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire Overlord is kidnapping young boys and men
>She forces them to fight in her arena for her amusement
>Winners are her personal servants
>Losers are her breakfast, lunch, and dinner until they are withered, zombified husks.
>You've been taken there
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256288
>helping someone you can't even hatefuck while pulling them by the hair and spanking their asscheeks
How else do you let them show their gratitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256336
Crash that shitty plane of a setting with no survivors.

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>>14256336
Kill myself, I guess. Not sure if I'm able to hold my own in a fight, and being a servant to such an awful being will make me dead inside anyways.

Assuming that there's no Dhampirs, and assuming that the rest of the monster community isn't absolutely pissed off that someone is killing all the guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256336
Uprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256336
Remove leeches

[Anonymous No.]

MG ONEE-SANS GETTING CUCKOLDED BY THEIR EVIL IMOUTOS WHEN IT TURNS OUT THEIR MAN IS A LOLICON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256402
>Not monster girl onee-sans and imoutos sharing their brother and spoiling him
I want a demon onee-san and alice imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256402
That makes no sense. Why would the guy not go straight for the imouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256402
i wonder if some monstergirl cities are strictly anti-baph, so they make mental wards to brainwash men into loving arara nee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256367
Good luck
The Vampire is one of the original victims of Vlada the Impaled Her, AKA Countess Dracula and as such is god tier hax mode.

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>>14256410
because he got with the onee-san first?

>MG gets her first man
>Intially things are great and she's extremely happy
>But things begin to change
>Man starts acting different after she brings him home to meet her imouto (parents are le kill)
>He always seems disinterested and istracted when they're together
>He constantly suggest they spend time at her house
>Imouto and the man get all touchy-feely
>Imouto constantly sits in his lap and gives him hugs, etc
>MG asks about why they're getting so close
>"We'll she's your sister right? it only makes sense we treat eachother warmly."
>"Y-Yeah, I guess that makes sense..." she says this but isn't convinced herself
>Man is constantly getting texts but never lets her see from whom
>She has a bad feeling but tries her hardest to ignore it
>One day she wants to spend time with the man, she sends him a text while at work
>"Cool, I'll head over to your's. see you there."
>When she get's home she puts the key in the door but freezes
>She can't believe what she's hearing but she know's deep down in her gut what it is
>She creeps inside and looks through the cracked door of her sister's bedroom
>On top of the small pink, frilly bed is her imouto riding her man roughly as she moans in ecstacy
>She watches in secret and cries while touching herself
>The man screams primally as he cums deep inside the imouto
>Imouto looks to the door, smugly
>"Nee-san, can you believe it? You were too pathetic too even hold down your man! This damn lolicon! Bested by your tiny little sister! It's sad really!"
>MG runs out of the house in tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256424
Oh them imoutos, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256336
Win, then as her servant constantly quote Symphony of the Night and sing I Am The Wind at inappropriate levels until she kicks me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256424
What a little semen demon. I want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255665
Drop Factory by Butagoma 300g.Initially an april fools joke he turned into a full fledged game.

Be forewarned that you don't breed animals with each other; contains bestiality.

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>>14256424
>She watches in secret and cries while touching herself
This can all be resolved with a threesome ending.

Although if the imouto is the more dominant and assertive of the two then the older sister might be more like a pet for her and the man to toy with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256424
>reverse NTR
Here's your agitated reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256402
Cuckfish a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256412
The idea of this deeply disgusts me

[Anonymous No.]

>You have triggered a CC ninetail and must now face the full brunt of her enthusiasm.
>Will you survive the mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256412
I would be a MG terrorist introducing Sabbath juice into the water supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256466
>reverse NTR

Like reverse racism? What a stupid term. You mean Female NTR.

It's a GoAT fetish too. Female heartbreak and manstealing is 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256433
She doesn't kick out servants she no longer wants/needs
she eats them.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girl would eat pickles, drink vodka, and squat with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256514
Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256514
Red/Blue Oni and Ogre obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256514
Russian crow tengu

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girl is most likely to post Vocaloid covers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256533
lonely oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256478
Probably not, but I'd make it as interesting a rush for her as I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256514
Slav Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

I want to distend a gyaru Fairy with my proportionally huge dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256541
I never thought an entire race would make Vocaloid covers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256541
Why would such a lovely bug ever be lonely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256559
I read that as slave jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256608
Fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256611
But what kind of salve?
A tiny, young jinko sold as a servant?
A rough and tumble tomboy to be made into a gladiator?
Or a mature, voluptuous one sold as a pleasure slave?>>14256611

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256541
>>14256606
>>14256607

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256624
None of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256624
A shy, fit one to use as a porter would be best. I'd subtly sexually harass her and make her blush and chuff and tell me to stop teasing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256639
>A heavy machine gun thrown into a tea drinking scene
sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256639
I don't trust girls with eyepatches or spiders

[Anonymous No.]

What is the sexiest kind of voice for a monster waifu to have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255605
How about this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256674
Abominuns are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256640
Would you dress her in revealing outfits and have her stand at attention while you "inspected" her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256674
I want to deposit my semen inside those massive hips. I bet she has a lovely, inky tentacle nest in there.

>>14256688
I'd make her wear flimsy rags like the slave rags in Tobihime. It'd drape down over her breasts like a dream and I'd secretly masturbate in the saddle while watching her carry things, straining her tight buttocks and thighs that flash from underneath with every step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
Turn Murray into a cute Demon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256668
Soft, seductive, and kind of growly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256668
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtwdqtVRaIE

[Anonymous No.]

>MG with dead parents
> She lives alone with her her much younger little sister in a remote, spooky mansion
>You get transported to MG world and wander delirious until they find you while on a nature walk together
> they're likely and know not the dangers of human men
> you help around the house and teach the little one
> you teach her how to swim and then the (very embarrassed) older one after finding out she doesn't know how to either
> little one begins calling you onii-san and you consider her your daughter
>you and older one get married and adopt the younger one

[Anonymous No.]

How muscular are Jinkos when they're born?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9kCQBjAUGU&ab_channel=MissAww
probably not very

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256730
>those tiny chuffs
My heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Humpty Eggs so disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256737
Cause they kill you from cholesterol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256692
Lewd!
She's a powerful warrior!
Not some trophy you can display in a skimpy skirt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256737
Because unborn harpies, also because slimes are simply superior to eggs

I mean what the fuck, I warned you about wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get pinned down by a christmas cake Jinko who runs a gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these unwanted nee-sans
I didn't think I was a harem man, but this is for a good cause.

[Anonymous No.]

Tubby Tanukis getting ready for bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256775
2big4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256775
I want to bury my face in her Tail

>>14256779
Not big enough I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254318
>open thumbnail
This is better.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help two asshole Angels slay Ghosts to pay their way back into heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256789
Purple a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256751
She's my slave! I can do whatever I want with her! I can ever make her wear a pretty princess dress and crown and wear a wedding ring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256795
But that would be improper for someone of her status!
Besides, why would she wear a ring if she wasn't married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256775
>No Plump Tanuki Story updates until December.

Stop reminding me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256800
I'll force her to marry me! Because she's my slave and I can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256807
you monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256810
And then when she's my forced pretty princess bride, I'll order her to spill hot tea onto my lap and step on my dick until I cum! I won't rape her though, that would be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256816
That's.....weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256818
It's not the weirdest fetish I've seen. Remember tile patterns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256820
No, enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256820
Hell, it's not like femdom is particularly weird to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256820
I do.
This is a magical place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256822
Oh shit I don't have the screenshot. Help me out here guys.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the Alp General, where they all come to talk about that time they ALMOST asked that cute boy to go out with them but then a Manticore grabbed him instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256825

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256829
Classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256826
>that time they ALMOST asked that cute boy to go out with them but then a Manticore grabbed him instead
That's how things should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256829
I see nothing wrong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256826
I'd wreck that brown Alp's Alp pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256833
Watch out, there might be an onahole inside! You'd still be a virgin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256832
Hi Tilefucker.
And I got warned for star wars? Motherfucker I was talking about sharing it with my hellhound daughterus how is that "off topic"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256829
Golem made of colorful tiles when? A delicious brown Golem with Mediterranean-style mosaic patterns on the places where normal Golems just have rocks would be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256837
First of all I'm not Tilefucker and secondly I got warned for that too. This is scary so let's talk about MGs! Like how about this>>14256839

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256837
Same.


>>14256839
That would be pretty cool.
I'm more of a fan of having lights shine through joints, eyes, holes, and cracks though, something nice about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256843
She could have eyes made of glass tiles. They'd look like stained-glass windows.
I have a thing for monster designs with bright, colorful color palettes. Like >>14243772

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256848
Yeah, those are pretty nice.
Kinda why I like the 2P colorings for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256836
>there might be an onahole inside

Yandere Alp, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuudere Cheshire Cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256860
All monster girls are made infinitely more sexy by wearing glasses. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256860
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256860
Fat Fannied Felines for Fondling.

>>14256864
Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256860
I want to hug a voluptuous Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256868
>Fat Fannied Felines for Fondling
I bet you're the kind of guy who shows up at the houses of widowed Cat Girls and slips them catnip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256856
Bright colors are the best. Not like those gloomy Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256877
Maybe.
I makes them feel good for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256860
That doesn't look very Kuu to me.
Not that that's a bad thing, mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256886
I bet you're the guy who keeps trying to get Alp to write about that dumb cat and memebug, too. I thought I saw something familiar in that posting style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256892
That's actually not me.
I just love fat assed cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256836
Well the first is unlikely and the second is impossible. Not much I'd have to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256898
Well I can certainly understand that.
Say does anyone have any shots of Aisha's ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256898
Is it wrong to want a harem of cat and dog type monstergirls? Minus the furries of course, they're garbage.
Imagine the cuddles man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256906
Not at all.
It sounds lovely to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256898
>fat assed cats.

Aw yiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256898
Dass it mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256912
Cat ass, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256915
That's what I'm talking about.

Maybe a bit fatter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no busty Maine Coon Werecat onee-san that's essentially seven feet of fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256925
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256933
Oi! Whacha doin' to that Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256933
>not having mistaken her for a jinko when you were little and teasing her by telling her to chuff for you once you finally put it in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256935
FATTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256935
>that vulva coating
O-oh my. I've only seen that kind of thing once before.

[Anonymous No.]

Damagef goods christmas cake MG, Y/N?

>Kobold/Anubis/Kitsune with a torn ear, lost eye with a large scar over it, and minor scars all over her body
>This is from an accident she was in when younger
>So self-concious about it she became withdrawn and overly self-conscious
>Reclusive and lonely
>Really pretty none the less
>You meet her by chance and try to get closer
>She thinks you're just trying to bully her and she attempts to keep her distance
>you eventually win her over with a confession and she gets extremely flustered and embarrassed whenever you tell her you love her
>"Eeeehhhhh?,,,There's no way...not when I look like this...why even bother saying that kinda stuff?"
>Get married and impregnate her
>9 months into the pregnancy she starts crying because she thinks your daughters might think she's scary or be ashamed of her
>you have to cuddle and console her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256941
Here's a fat Vampire butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256944
Hmm yes that's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256943
Could be cute

>>14256944
Good, but we can go bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256953
>bigger
This man is insane! He's got the fanny fever, the derriere delirium!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256942
>vulva coating
Looks like a c-string.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256957
>>14256957
Call it what you want but we must go bigger!
The ass must be fat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256962
HIT HIM WITH ALL YOU'VE GOT!

[Anonymous No.]

Since Hathor Milk increases breast size and curviness and Mino Milk increases muscles, what increases ass size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256970
Thick, meaty, elf ASS

Bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256962
How about a small one for change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256973
Jiggly Fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256973
Anubis Butter. BUTTer.

[Anonymous No.]

>That feel when painfully lacking in MG ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256973
Hathor does.

Holst does just busts/breast squishiness and mino does muscle.

Hathor does hips/rear/HEALTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256975
as long as it's firm and tight

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl is best for a machinist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256975
Its ok....but it could be bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256980
I want to experiment with Mino Milk until I can find a way to increase height as well as muscle to create the ultimate big girl (for you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256984
I'll have you know my waifu's butt is the tightest. She could cut a dick off with just her sphincter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256984
a loli butt is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256973
Hathor Milk.

>Holst Milk: Breasts
>Mino Milk: Muscles
>Hathor Milk: Health

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256990
That would probably just need some magic for that.

Half the fun of minomilk is sneaking it to girls who prize being ladylike or their looks.

>You will never sneak a bunch of mino milk into the lunch of that himedere pharoah in class.
>You'll never try to hide your laughter as her new muscles tear her shirt and split her jeans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256994
What happens when you mix all three?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256994
I want to sneak some Hathor milk into a group of skinny, haughty elf ladies tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256990
Shirihebi milk, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256990
Will she be able to crash a plane with no survivors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257001
Pretty sure Mino Milk doesn't increase muscles to that degree.

>>14257004
Would you fuck her afterwards and reassure her that you think her new chubby body is beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257002
Strongfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257002
Busty, strongfat babes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257001
That's just being mean. I don't want to alter a girl's physiology without her permission! How would you like it if a Matango pumped her spores into your lungs as a "practical joke"?
Although the idea of ladylike monster girls being super buff is an amusing one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257010
Does if you get enough of it in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257010
If she wants me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257017
Hey, she stole my lunch, she deserves this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257002
Sumo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256943
>Spend an hour on /pol/
>Leave twice as bitter disillusioned and cynical as when I entered

How about a christmas cake who has only ever lived in her own dimension, free from the world and surrounded by magic books which are pure 100% unbiased

[Anonymous No.]

i want to bring pastries made with holst milk and jubjub eggs to Sabbath's black mass and cult bingo night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257030
I want to snuggle a sumo salamander.
Sounds soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257033
>Sabbath's ... bingo night
GMILF legal lolis pls stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257032
pure christmas cakes free o the world's evil are simply the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257011
>>14257013
Sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257040
It's gonna be warm and cozy as hell when you get cuddled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257037
I wanna jump into jiggly jinkos!
Jinko Sumo champ who gets to have as much meat and fish as she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255069
>The literal rejects of society are next, oomukades too nervous to use their venom, ants and bees without a hive, bicorns with lovers who not only cheated, but left them.
>Oh god, the bicorns. There was a time one just clung to you, even though you didn't even pay for anything.
>She just held on, crying, begging you to love her.
>There was semen in her hair.

Jesus fucking Christ, anon. I'd offer critique, but I need to get up and walk away from the computer for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257038
>Bingo night ends up filled with bust, soft, shortstack gmilfs.

Hello boner.
We meet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257038
>GMILF
I don't want used-used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256987
Dormouse.

If you're talking about the movie of that name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257039
>Remembers nothing of her birth
>Only that she has lived in this library since her earliest memory
>Encyclopedic knowledge
>Innocent
>Yet content to experience things through her books

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257017
>ladylike monster girls being super buff
Doesn't the MGE say that Wights are undead royals and heroes?
Because if they get to keep their muscles after death, you could very well get an undead warrior musclewaifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257047
That's a pretty big cat Anon.
I don't know if you're ready to handle her, much less her single and equally big little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257050
They'll also have burst out of their witchy outfits and suddenly have a very daring plunging, ripped neckline. I bet you could slip your dick in through a tear at one's underboob and clothed paizuri her while she stared down at her massive tits and your dick peeking out with every thrust in confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257063
Punaldin is the only writefag to have used that aspect of Wights in his story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257065
Too lewd.
Are you ready for them to ara ara and ask if you need help with 'that'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257063
MGE runs on animelogic not real world logic, all the female heroes look like animugirls not buff. Just look at the echidna from fallen maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257056
>NOTHING over her birth
>commpletely chaste and innocent
>no knowledge of anything lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257082
>all the female heroes look like animugirls not buff
Eh, I wouldn't go that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257082
I just want a Lich with lickable abs. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257074
Yes. I'd be ready to help her with "those".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257095
>Bingo prize goes from a gift card at Cracker Barrel to seeing who gets to test their new assets on Anon first.
>The rest of the prizes are just determining order.

I don't know if MGs ever lose the ability to have kids but you're going to end up with a few after that night for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257105
>ara ara shortstacks lining up to rape anon with paizuri and hotdogging
They say jizz is good for the skin, after all...

[Anonymous No.]

>Had a dream where I saved a vanilla yeti that was being hunted by poachers for her fur
>Wake up just before she hugged me

Why is waking up so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257105
A circle of them knitting baby clothes for their children to be, with more tea and snacks from Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Since so many monster girls can convert normal human women into MGs, I want to reenact pic related with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257125
Because it forces you to savor the truly great moments in life for what they truly are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257134

But the only truly great moments in my life were part of dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257125
While she isn't brown, I like this color scheme for the fact it's very comfy and Christmasy looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257137
Anon, it's not even Halloween yet. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Unless your Christmas posting involves Krampuses, in which case you can continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257135
I know that feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257147
How would trick-or-treating work in a Wyvern community?

[Anonymous No.]

I borrowed an extra large ice drill from my uncle. Anybody want to go dickhole fishing? I hear the frost sirens are biting early this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257064
I'll let myself get stuck between their bellies during their dinner and when they are done and rub them, they fish me out and tug of war for who cuddles me! The broken arms will be worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257172
Well, personally I've pictured a Wyvern/Dragoon community as kind of sharing a mountain with innumerable caves. So, rather than walk to their neighbours, they'd probably fly from cavern to cavern. Of course, they'd need costumes that are durable enough to not rip off in-flight.

Also, what would various kinds of Dragons give out on Halloween? I'm now picturing a Dragon who decided to hoard her Halloween candy, and shouts at any trick-or-treat'ers to go away cause she doesn't want to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257182

Nah, dragons would give chocolate dollars for Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257182
Dragons would probably have candy bowls dedicated to species they do and don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257182
That Jabberwock gives out delicious Wonderland candy. Just make sure you read the label so you don't give your daughteru the Christmas Cake flavored one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257189
...y'know, what the hell even is a chocolate dollar in the US?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257182
don't visit the lava dragon's lair,.all her candies and chocolates are melty piles of goo. it's not worth it. unless you like the mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257198
Chocolate coins...

...which is utter bullshit. They make it to the dragon's lair, they're getting the King Size

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257201
>"Trick or treat? Ah, I have just the thing"
>Returns a minute later with a chocolate figurine, the frame melted into place, the chocolate within melted
>A hole in the bottom opens
>Warm chocolate spills all over her cleavage
Do you take her treat anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257198
Are you talking about those foil wrapped chocolate coins?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, which MGs house would be the one that gives out fruit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257207
That's weird given that, unlike in Canada, your dollar isn't a coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257209
Yes. I make sure I get it all.
Allll of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257213
Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257209
I'd lick her clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257214
They look like monopoly money or something. Or pesos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257214
It was the first thing that came to mind. And technically there used to be dollar coins, but I don't think they're in circulation anymore. I have one in question, and tail side is an Eagle on the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257213
Trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257213
Dryad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257213
Kakuen will give out bananas as a joke

And maybe some of the plant MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257213
Soldier Beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257176
Stuck between two soft, chuffing mountains?
Sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257217
>>14257222
>>14257223
>>14257226
>>14257231
Okay if I was a kid I'd avoid all these houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257231
I could die happy after that hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257221
They don't mint new ones but it's still valid currency. I've got a couple myself. Also 2 dollar bills, because why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257231

My fetish is images where the girl has her armed outstretched towards you to embrace you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257214
>>14257213
Actually, I take that back.

Considering that they seem to come out a lot more during Hanukkah, expect to get chocolate coins from Tanuki houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257237
>>14257245
>you will never share caramel dipped apple slices with a lonely CC Soldier Beetle on Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257213
>Go trick or treating
>That nice werebat onee-san across the street lures you into her room with candied fruits
>Choc tip strawberries
>Candy apples
>Don't go to any other house all halloween
>Still get plenty treated.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is the asshole who gives out toothbrushes on Halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257255
And suddenly I realize that we need a Tooth Fairy monster. One with a severe mouth fetish, especially for pearly whites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257255
Pharaoh/Anubis
It's ok tho, grapeloli eggs her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257253
I want this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257255
Which MG gets arrested for spiking her candy with fruit from the Demon Realm and giving them to human children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257245
I thought I had some pictures like that, but it turns out I don't.
Is 1st person POV handholding still acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257259
A kissing fetish. She likes to stick her tongue in and rub it all over your teeth.
Also she likes you to bite her nipples and give her oral.
Facesitting works quite well, since she's a lightweight fairy, but she's too small to suck your dick in that position. She just hangs onto it like a safety bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257264
Dark priestess, obviously.
And that one CC sheep lady. You know the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257265
>Hand-holding

Please spoiler that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257265
Damn. She's gunna get irrumated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257264
A Lich. She did it for science.
"So that's what happens when you give Mino Milk to a boy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257255
Angel/Valkyrie
>>14257264
Dark Priest

Which MG has another MG that will pop out and scare the shit out of kids after they get their candy? Which MG is doing the popping out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257271
Hahahaha.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257276

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257264
>Succubi daughter comes home with feathery white wings and an angelic smile
>Gives you a big, chaste hug then goes to her room to study
Damn you, paladin-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256668
>>14256698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wyaHeJ-e8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257273
>Spoiler
Oh dear. Did he turn the Lich into an expressionless kuudere cum-balloon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257283
I can't wait to get this when it comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257273
He gets a huge boner that lasts through several shots, doesn't he? Lich-oneechan is gonna have to take care of it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257281
I'm bringing that woman home and making her my wife. Together we'll decide on an age to die and resurrect as glorious undead to forever look after our daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257273
>spoiler
Fuck. Not Mino Milk. I meant Holst Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upepiZlc12E

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257286
>expressionless kuudere cum-balloon
http://exhentai.org/s/2952792065/691274-11
YES YES YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257276
You madman.
I like your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257283
>Dat last line
muh heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257291
Too late, Anon. She's a sticky, semen-stained mess, dripping in her own feminine juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257265

Yes, it works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257265
>1st person POV handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257293
>Tags:
>smegma
>rimjob

No. No. No. No. No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257265
>she's on a chained leash
Oh shit nigga, is she being handhold-raped?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257308
>Tags: smegma
I have never understood this shit. How can japs find this anything but disgusting? It's like scat but way more common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257277
>>14257294
I'm going to reenact that GIF with every pawed monstergirl on the planet. I will become a wanderer, on a pilgrimage around the world to hold hands with every monstergirl, honing my hand-massage talents until my name becomes legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257308

That show was a lot better then I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe it's not such a good idea to let your kids trick or street on a monster girl street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257315
NTR
S
L
U
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257322
That's why every shota must have an onee-san to protect them from other monstergirls.

I bet you can hire a temporary one at the Onee-sabbath for things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rest my head on a Kejourou's lap while being wrapped up in her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257226
>Kakuens
>Giving out bananas
>Not going to ridiculous lengths through land and sea to get back their banana hoard
She's not even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257283
>tfw no yandere onee-san
Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257329

Something like this?

Can aliens be monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257327
>I bet you can hire a temporary one at the Onee-sabbath for things like that.
>a temporary one
>Onee-sabbath
They might say that, Anon, but you realize she isn't leaving, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257327
I don't think that will help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257292
>This voice with a monstergirl cake
>While giving me headpats and making me blush and calling me a good boy
Looks like I have to fap again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257339
>but you realize she isn't leaving, right?
Isn't that even better though? You won't have to worry anymore about your son's security out of home. She will always be there for him.

>>14257342
Why not? Instead of being gangraped your son will only be raped by one single monstergirl. With a lot of cuddles after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257350
Yes but the goal is not to have him be raped at all.

[Anonymous No.]

do not pity the single man who opened his door to trick or treaters. he wanted to give out candy to all the cute girls. they wanted something else.
he was asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257350
>raped by one single monstergirl
>Raped
>implying

>ftw your onee-sabbath temp slips up and calls you "dad"
>ftw your son asks how to woo girls, and you ask him what kind of girl she is, his eyes flick to his onee-san resting on the lounge before blushing and telling you it's advice for a friend.
Thank you based onee-Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257354
The only way for that is to not allow him to go out. You wouldn't do that to your son, right?

Hire a onee-san for him, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257358
Heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257364
No, he'll stay inside if that's the case. I don't trust those Onee-sabbath people. They could choose a horrible monster girl for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257364

No, that's what monster childhood friends are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257356
>Doorbell rings
>Anon goes to the door with his bowl of candy
>Instead of young children, he's greeted by an adult Manticore wearing a nurse's outfit
>"Trick or treat" she says with a smile
>Anon gives her an incredulous look and then reaches into his bowl for a couple pieces of candy
>Seeing she has no bag with her, he has a moment of confusion
>It's quickly interrupted by her tailpussy suddenly latching onto his face like one of those facehuggers from Alien
>"Wrong treat" she says with a predatory growl
>Anon is forced back into his home and the door slams behind them
>The porch light goes out shortly afterwords

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257369
>They could choose a horrible monster girl for him
Not possible, all the shit ones are at the normal Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257379
Yes but you could still choose a dangerous one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257386
It depends on what you consider dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257390
Well trying anything sexual counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257377
nurse outfit. great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody say "more reaching out towards the viewer"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257399
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257377
>You'll never be a single man living in MGC
>You'll never be gang banged by a group of monstergirls in slutty costumes on Halloween.
>They'll never argue over who gets to keep you.
I'd just marry them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
A best, only low T he/shes would say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
Meh. Monogamy and Bigamy are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257433
What if one of them didn't even bother dressing up? Does she deserve it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256424
This shouldn't expand Dong.
But it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
i like small harems, two or three girls for me.
cool older sister, slutty younger sister, daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255729
I freely admit that I'm a huge softie who wouldn't be able to turn down a group of cute monstergirls wanting me to be all of theirs. Call me a slut if you will.

Though on the note of harems, being married to a Bicorn would be interesting if she were to keep bringing girls she meets home like they were stray puppies and begging you to let them join the harem.
Can you imagine a Bicorn and another monstergirl giving you puppy dog eyes? I wouldn't be able to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257454
Two girls is not a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

A kitsune tells you she wants a hundred kids for each one of her tails.
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257399
>MG high school starts to appeal to the fairer gender.
>Starts printing posters of various clubs that contain fluffy MG's
>all kinds of gym clubs that are willing to hire boy managers.
>Does everything it can to hide the more aggressive ones on visiting days.
>next year they have a whopping 20 applications from test sub.. applicants.
>each club/ gang send out a representative to the gathering.
>Goal:
>profile the boys and see which organisation gets which one.
>each boy gets either seduced, tricked or blackmailed into joining "his" club. depending on the club itself.
>The waterboy for the olympic lifting club didnt need much convincing to look at sweaty muscles. the other clubs knew he wouldnt last as a boy anymore so he wasnt in high demand.

>all boys where to talk in the next years recruiting add. Some had to be persuaded with extra rape to not warn potential newcomers (were looking at you hellhound deliquents).

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257446
If she still went with her smug ass friends to go rape a dateless nerd then she deserves it.
She might even get headpats for being so brave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14256943
>laska
>dog version
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257468
I don't know this woman. I need the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257468

I wonder why a random stranger is telling me this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhound meidou raised by kikis since birth
>",,,Okaeri, Ōji-sama" she says through gritted teeth, eyes shut in an attempt to hide her rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257469
Damn those nasty monster girls. I'll join the baking club thank you very much. Surely nothing bad will happen to me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257475
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257468
Push her down a cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257480
>since birth
Why would she be angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257480
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257480
>Take off pants
>Pull dress down from her breasts
>Spread arms wide
>See what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257494
She grew into her true nature as she got older

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>>14257482
>after a few year a new tradition is born.
>the choosing takes place 2 months after the start of the year.
>each club sends in the position they require.
>at the sports festival each club aims for the top. the top 5 clubs get the pick of the litter and can choose any boy.
>all first year boys compete in both skill, craft and mind. in 7 games thought up by the student counsil
>(who after some scheming and blackmailing always get 6th pick without having to compete (and through more scheming and blackmailing usually first pick))
>then the remaining boys that have not been picked are ranked by their score and then they can choose a club.
>to bad for the boys that the hellhound delinquents train year in year out and even recruit hellhounds from other schools to win the sports festival.
>So every year at least one boy will have to endure 3 years of servitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257503
Dammit, I hope I get to be one of the boys who chooses a club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257468
I'd oblige, with the aid of mamono mana, we'd have more than enough time too pop out 100 kits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257469

>The waterboy never did alp and ended up turning the entire lifting club into his harem
>Walks around the school like a king and is always surrounded by at least two muscled monsters flexing while striking poses

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257498
Tendencies like that are something you pickup in early childhood, not something you're born with.
A Hellhound raised by kikis would just be a normal maid in public, then maybe in private act like
http://nhentai.net/g/103875/

[Anonymous No.]

r8 my OC

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257468
Run very far away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257468
>9 tails
>900 daughterus
>9 months of pregnancy for each one
>675 years without twins and triplets
Jesus Christ how long does this woman want me to live?

[Anonymous No.]

If you sandwich a kobold between two hellhounds, then can you call that a Three-person Hotdog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257480
Would Hellhounds even like BBQ though?
Given their nature, wouldn't everything they eat end up as BBQ? You'd think they would be sick of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257527

Wouldn't it work better with a hellhounds in-between to kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257527
Why would you want something good like a Kobold near a shit monster girl like a Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255987
FUCK OFF ALP, GO SMOKE WEED AND DRINK SHITTY BEER WITH BOLLCLOPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257527
I called a hellhound a hotdog once.

It was just a bad pun but she thought I was flirting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257527
How about throw in an angry German.

Y'know. Give it a side of sauerkraut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257528
>Would Hellhounds even like BBQ though?
I'd assume it'd be their favorite, it's perfectly suited to their character.

>Given their nature, wouldn't everything they eat end up as BBQ?
What is your lofic here? Are you like a euro who's never had it or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257532
You mean shit kobolds near good hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257523
Millennia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257531
I suppose. But that way, you can call the kobold a little sausage dog. Then you have the option of following up by giving her your sausage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257545
No I knew what I said.

Hellhounds are garbage, Kobolds are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257545
You mean good kobolds near good hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257508
good luck the games are rigged. the student council does thorough background searches and chooses games that the more popular boys are bad at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257531

>A grumpy hellhound surrounded by kobolds that are trying to get her to play

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257555
I mean shit kobolds near shit hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257556
Luckily I was not a popular boy in school. I am safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257559
>A terrified Kobold who just happens to have coloring very similar to a Hellhound
>Surrounded by a bunch of Hellhounds with expressions ranging from amused to annoyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257555
>Werewolves, Hellhounds and Kobolds all giving a Cu Sith the thousand yard stare
>Poking her cheek with a four meter long cartoon glove pointing forward, trying to see if she's a ruse or not
>She ends up drinking in a bar of shit MGs later

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257559
>Begrudging Hellhound christmas cake who becomes a surrogate mom to a bunch of kobold pups, like those golden retrievers that become surrogate moms for cheetah cubs and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257538
Du kannst mich mal

[Anonymous No.]

>Hellhounds in strange situations

YES MORE OF THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257568
A whole bar full of Cait siths, Cu siths, Matangos, Devil bugs, Bicorns, and [Your favorite]? My god, worst place to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257574
No, Hellhounds are overused shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257568
>Cu Sith survives
I don't know, man. The Kobolds would probably let her go and the Hellhounds might not care beyond a sort of disinterested disgust, but I think the werewolves would tear her apart. Remove the shame of all Canids or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Boy Scout Troops in the MGE world have to be careful of woodland monsters when they're going out camping?

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of hellhounds and kobolds makes me want to see a picture of a tiny kobold doing the breast press with a 7 foot tall, busty hellhound.

Or vice versa, just for comedic effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257578
>Having to go into work to THAT
>Cu Siths and Cait Siths being the shitty bitches who demand either milk or any non-cocoa based drink
>Bicorns lamenting the fact their husbands don't like polygamy
>Devil Bugs getting into the kitchen, into the bathroom, attacking customers and hissing when you break out the RAID
>Matangos trying to dope up men and turn them into FUNGUY from Crono Cross
>AND THAT'S JUST IN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES
>MFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257578
I know that people in these threads like to forget that they are not the only persons in the world, but wouldn't furries, as in the fandom people kind basically storm the place to get their hands on a cait/cu sith waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257583
They'd learn how to tie knots for rope traps pretty damn quick I can tell you that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257583
There would be no point to being careful since they would be instantly raped no matter what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257592
>as in the fandom people kind basically storm the place to get their hands on a cait/cu sith waifu?

Please apply English to this butchering of words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257568
>...all giving a Cu Sith the thousand yard stare

I'm not sure you fully grasp that term anon. The thousand yard stare specifically means not staring at anything in particular; just staring off into space. And not really at something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257574
>Hellhound in a swimming pool
>Everyone else complains that the water is too hot
>The lifeguard asks her to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257585
It would be like an animu where the super strong girl does warm-up stretches with the normal girl.

Poor Kobold.

>>14257583
There's a reason a lot of eagle scouts have Faun or Dryad wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257583
>>14257594
>Their Troop Leader is a CC Monster Girl with a bondage fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257599
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257598
Yeah sorry, I was trying to be funny and failing given they'd stay as far away as physically possible unless her presence brought out the fascist Wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257605
>Boy Scouts
>Monster girl leader

That's fucking retarded, you're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257599
Ungrateful bastards. It's a free Jacuzzi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257599
>Hellhound decides to go find a job working at a Bar
>She was fired after the entire bar erupted into flames when she tried to mix a drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257616
I was about to say the same thing, but I just looked it up. In 1988, the Boy Scouts of America National Executive Board started allowing women to hold positions of leadership in a Boy Scout Troop.

This sounds like it could lead to wacky shenanigans as a group of monster girls with fetishes for guys in uniform attempt to seduce everone in the Troop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257616
They let fags be troop leaders now, mine was a woman for a bit too.

You're the retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257625
I'm not talking about women in general you moron, I'm talking about Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257632
All Boy Scout leaders molest children anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257638
Hah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257632
If Penn State can turn Tight Ends into Wide Receivers, I think MGs would be allowed, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257409
>Butter has submitted to the Patreon Paywall Schematic
Bleh.

[Anonymous No.]

>Trick or treating with your half-sister, manticub imouto.
>She's been into wrestling ever since she nearly walked into your parent's bedroom. Quick thinking saved your sister from losing her innocence but now she tests all her moves on you. Luckily she's seven and a pipsqueak.
>Your step-mother loves it. Your father laughs nervously whenever it's brought up.
>While you dress as Sting, with cheap face-paint and and a t-shirt under Dad's leather coat (at least they weren't role playing when mantimouto walked in) your little sister dresses as the undefeated mamono wrestler, El Diablo. Technically he's a luchador but she insisted.
>Her wings unfurl into two painted, beefy arms as she dresses in spandex and a painted-on lucha mask. On the end of her tail is papier-mâché head of his sidekick and translator Chupa-niña. Luckily her spines don't come in until puberty so the head was easy to tie on with a rubber band.
>As you go from house to house, scaring kids with your imposing visage and keeping a close eye on your imouto as she bounces around, the head of Chupa-niña almost in tatters after only half an hour, you see a little hellpup dressed in denim coveralls with the yellow numbers 53 on her back, sitting alone by the sidewalk and looking around frantically.
>Mantimouto walks up and shows off her costume, nearly frightening the poor thing away. When you approach her, however, she hides behind your sister. Sting is a scary motherfucker, half the reason you picked him.
>After some coaxing and a gift of candy the hellpup explains she got over-excited and ran away from her mother. Now she's lost.
>Offering to look after her until her mother arrives, mantimouto shares her meager pile of candy with the hellpup, discovering a fellow fan of El Diablo. You call up her mother's cellphone as a frantic woman answers. After a few directions she hangs up. You get a few odd looks but people keep walking by.
>Sure enough a hellmilf runs up, apologizing profusely after hugging her daughter. After a brief exchange you find that hellpup lives close by to your own home and the two kids decide they're best friends now.
>Spend the rest of the night walking with hellmilf as hellpup and mantimouto run around in circles. As night falls you end up carrying your little sister on your back as hellmilf takes her yawning pup into her arms.
>If only she wasn't married...

This is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

So riddle me this. How dense do you have to be to a girl telling you X and Y has happened in a spooky cave before she turns out to be an Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257651
>Manticores
>Hellhounds
>Wrestling

The perfect trifecta of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257653
You'd have to be a literal retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257625
Look at the other posts, Anon. It's just That Guy, back from his lonely, dreamless slumber. Don't give him replies.

[Anonymous No.]

But what Monster Girl would led the boy scouts? Titania?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257648
Really surprised I've never heard this joke before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257653
You have to be me. There are nets out there that can catch things better than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257654
Well look at you Salty Sally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257649
Yeah, nudes are hidden behind a paywall now, who'd have guessed that Thailand has jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257659
Bald Eagle Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257599
>She's really excited after finally learning to swim (She was way too old not to know how to swim until this summer.)
>Goes to the public pool
>She's having fun swimming freely for the first time
>She's a bit worried about her heat but hopes other people won't notice/care
>She starts hearing people complain about the heat
>She gets that feel in the back of her throat
>She starts hearing whispers along the lines of "..that hellhound girl."
>The tears are starting to well up now
>She tries to distance herself from the other swimmers
>She sees a group of girls get out of the pool and go to the lifeguard
>She sees them talk and eventually point to her, the life guard leans forward and adjusts his sun-glasses, straining to get a better look at her
>She treads water and waits for him as he walks over
>"Hey, how's it going?"
>"...G-G-Good."
>"Don't cry, don't cry" she thinks
>"So, uh, sorry, but I'm getting some complaints about you heating up the pool, ..can you get out of the pool for me, please?"
>She does her best to smile "Y-y-YeEaaH!"
>She wades out of the pool, she feels the dagger-like stares as everyone watches
>Does her best to look nonchalant as she gathers her things and heads to the showers
>The second she get's into he shower's stall she curls up and cries profusely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257669
This is actul bullshut. She's a hellhound not a lava golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257659
An Alp that totally isn't doing anything weird with those kids, no sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257651
>El Diablo

At least it's not Drago or Sexy Star

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257669
This is why Hellhounds are pissed most of the time. Bullying at a young age

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257666
Well, that's a load of arse.
Are brave paragons of humanity at least putting up the full versions on other sites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257669
What a fucking baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257659
>Trusting your son with a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257674
I wonder what would happen if a boy scout alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257655
Thanks for reinforcing my thought on that premise, Anon. I'd been mulling it over for a while but it's like "Unless he's Fred Jones from Scooby-Doo he's not going to fall for it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257669
Damn it, time to fund a trip to the monster friendly pool in the next town for her.
>>14257677
Not on the boorus at least.
>supporters ($1+) and above will get the no text version.
>supporters ($5+) and above will get the uncensored NSFW version.
>supporters ($15+) and above will get the high resolution JPG, PSD and the process step sheet.
This is the sort of stuff that makes tanukis wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257686
Fred Jones is a faggot that would without a doubt like alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257683
I just need to know so I can avoid them properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257684
Easy entry into the Girl Scout showers, that's what!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257690
>Traps Illustrated
>It's a magazine that has Alps dressed like boys in embarrassing situations
>Aw yeah baby, strut that pulley-operated cage system that's leaving your ass exposed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257691
>trusting your sun with monster girls
You're a horrible parent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257684
Tries to hide it until she inevitably gets caught by her peers, who want to do sexy experiments with her new body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257684
>gangbanged by all the boys in the troop as well as the scoutmaster

NO BONER THIS SHIT DOES NOT FUCKING FLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257688
So he's actively downscaling the stuff he makes unless people give him a subscription?

Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257700
I just want him to avoid them. Which thinking about it is harder than it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257702
>>14257701
You guys are actively trying to come up with horrible stuff just because you don't like alps do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257708
Probably because you're an idiot that's desperate for affection and can't keep his dick in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257711
I want a childhood romance with an Alp where we promise to marry each other when we get older while holding each others hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257713
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257703
Shame he's not one of the artists like say, Terufuu, who just does timed releases and gives Patreon Subscribers stuff sooner than everybody else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257700
I'd trust the sun with a pharaoh. Not an apophis, though. She'd probably find a way to eat it, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257703
The great thing about Patreon is that they tell you a lot about an artist's character.

Butter-T is being obnoxious with it but a guy like Magnifire who gets a lot less deals with it a lot better. He makes a patreon funded comic that doesn't interfere with his normal work and posts it publicly after a while, other than that he just uses it for uploading WIP pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257715
And then you NTR the alp with a real monstergirl, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257715
You mean having a somewhat oddly close friendship with a little boy your age, who moves away when you're both little, then moves back years later as an Alp who's totally crushing on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257724
To quote a fellow anon we all know and love
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257703
Alternatively you can just be friends with the person who commissions him and get the art from them. It's really no different than before since most artists don't bother to release full resolution images of commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257721
Never trust the sun with a Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257721
nah its cool you can trust the apophis shes an adult

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257669
>you go out into town with her on a deitou
>it's a chilly and foggy night
>she tells you this story and gets sad and pouty, thinking about it
>tell her you love her, head and it makes nights like this one so comfortable
>she gets really happy, her tail wags, and she clings to you in an attempt to warm you further
>you smile as she lovingly nuzzles her face against you chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257739
Adults are bad people, just like kids.

Everyone is horrible. Trust nobody, not even yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257754
Way ahead of you anon. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257739
I dunno, I've heard rumors about the Apophis gym teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257739
I can confirm this. Apophis are nice girls and I would trust my son to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257669
Old People might want her in during Adult Swim though, she's essentially a portable hot spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257748
Spending a cold night cuddling under the covers with a Hellhound would be pure bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257669
Send her to the ice water wading pool where the Yetis and Glacies are, don't have to scold her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257748
Imagine bathing with a hellhound in a geothermal spring at night. You're relaxing together, and you ask to see what she looks like when she's channeling her hellfire.
After a bit of convicing, she finally lets up, and her fur starts to look like bright orange flame, her black skin starting to glow like Pahoehoe lava. You'd see the whole body of water you're in light up like it suddenly became luminescent, and the whole area would be shrouded in steam, creating your own little private bathing world.

[Anonymous No.]

So, quick question.
Male elves and dwarves exist in the KC setting in canon. They're basically seen as human men by monsters, so does that mean that they aren't monsterboys for the purposes of not accidentally flipping this thread out?
please I just want to write a shadowrun crossover without starting a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
that spoiler.
heck yeah, make a cyborg centaur and.turn her into a tank on 4 legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257774
Pahohoe is a cooled basalt texture ya dingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
Male elves and dwarves are part of any legitimate fantasy setting, you're fine anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257790
This is seriously a question I want answered. I understand that your nerves are burnt off with bait but I'm not trying to start a shitstorm. Do male elves and dwarves (which exist in KC's setting) piss off the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14255768
Ghoul eating a popsicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257794

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257798
>I just want a shadowrun crossover

No anon, you are the Legion of the Batshit Insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
Some people are gonna be pissed and tell you everything you do is horrible. That is what they do, it's basically a natural defense mechanism for these threads to keep questionable stuff at a minimum. Unless you intend to be a fagot about it it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257798
Honestly, besides mention of their existence, I've never actually read anything about them here, or seen anything really dedicated to them in the world guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257798
>>14257781
normal elven and dwarven people aren't monsters, just non-humans. The "Elves" and "Dwarves" in the MGE are corrupted members of the species or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257762
Apophis detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257801
Yes, it's describing the cooled skin and later the entire cooled rock. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
>>14257798
I like them just fine but they might trigger a couple Anons. I've never seen it happen, but nobody has ever tried, so who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

when choosing part members, make sure its ones you don't like. that way you will feel nothing when you leave them behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257813
>>14257798
The thing about dwarves and elves in MGE is that they are either so rare or so reclusive that they might as well not exist, so arguing for a shadowrun crossover with how it is in MGE doesn't really work.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW too afraid of failure to start writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>148257822
Party*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257820
>>14257807

You guys know it's come up plenty in the past and the answer is always. "It's fine but it doesn't belong here." It's just plain generic /tg/ fantasy like Thri-Kreen or whatever. Which he even admits is his intent.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does no one talk about panda sluts? I've literally NEVER seen anyone talk about them outside of a passing comment. No green texts, no requests, no people waifuing them, fucking nada, zilch.

Why, what's the deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257822
No no, you need a good mixture. Some girls you like a trust to watch your back, and a mob of faceless redshirts to stand behind when the shit hits the fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
KC see them as demi-humans, or human subespecies (I remember reading that there were elves in the Order). So no technically they're not monsterboys in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughteru Delivery Service

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257815
I was making a comparison to the colouration. The way a hellhound's ash-oloured skin might light up red like there's a fire burning beneath it, similar to red, uncooled lava welling up from beneath the cooled pahoehoe skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257822
Cheshires would make the best thieves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257832
We greentexted them as lazy snack-eating girls too lazy for even sex long before that profile ever came out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257837
That's cute as fuck Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257826
Start out anonymously, then you don't have to worry about it. If something fails just abandon it and keep trying till you don't suck. Without a name nothing will link you to your previous failures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257832
Why was I not informed of there being a panda monstergirl? How long have I been in the dark of this fine specimen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257832
>those big milky tits
>those perfectly bitable ears

I'm going to have to start pumping out some Oc for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257832
>No greentexts
And for stories, we have http://pastebin.com/eNjW42Y9

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257830
Eh, I think you could include them in a monstergirl story as side-characters or something without too much fuss. I'd like to adventure with a dwarfbro and his Oni wife. They'd probably make great meatshields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257854
Just how long have you been out of the loop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257840
You were talking about glow and comparing to a texture. It's like intending to describing all the characteristics of a good pudding but naming the skin instead of the real deal. I mean, I know it's not like there's a lot of other geologists who would catch a mistake like that here, but you did get caught. Just let it go instead of defending it to death. It's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257835
I think the actual question he's asking is if they're considered monsterboys in /mgt/, regardless of KC's position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257860
Yeah, because Alp didn't get reamed for proudly stating he posted a dwarf as a side character the last time this came up...oh wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257857
>Doublespaced greentext
It hurts my eyes for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257837
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257876
I used to hate when Average did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257849
Oh okay, Jaqen H'ghar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257874
> for proudly stating he posted a dwarf

This is the problem. Not that there was a dwarf, but that he was all attention-seeking about how inclusive and special he was for putting a dwarf in the fic.
If you just write the story and don't try to be all meta about it, it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Pandas are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257869
Oh, okay. I've used that term before so I thought it was alright.

So pahoehoe only refers to the texture, then, and not the actual type of slow flowing lava which builds up a skin on the outer layer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257874
Well, that's Alp. He would get reamed for saying the sky is blue. He enjoys it. He's an Alp, it's what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257834
>Be part of dungeon explorer groups
>Treated like a red shirt to take the fall for asshole leader.
>Make a career out of dodging traps and monsters despite asshole leader uses you as a living test dummy.
>All while other "red shirt" members meet a less fortunate fate.
>Become known as "The Immortal anon" or your sucess and begin to grow in fame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257826
I feel the same way, I've done some well received green texts here and there but sloppy writing and poor ability are less important in that format.

I have a Baphoment story I want to do, some Oomukade smut and a long story that uses my own setting but I feel like I'd butcher all of them.
I never feel like my words do justice to the scenarios and images in my head, I'm not afraid of judgement from other people but I hate the feeling of letting myself down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257895
Does this end with Anon hooking up with the CC echidna dungeon boss? I hope it does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257895
>Become known as "The Immortal anon"
Cool name for a survivor red shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257890
Pretty much, except in the grand scheme of things, basalt is a fast flowing lava. It's relative. Even a fraction of a mile an hour is really fast for molten rock. Silicic lavas are so gummy they clog up the cone and can cause it to explode like Mt. St. Helens or Etna or all those Nuee Ardente type eruptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257871
Yes they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257832
>no people waifuing them
who here even waifus monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257871
>>14257906
They can very quickly fall into the special snowflake category which is the real reason why monsterboys are shit, so it's better to avoid them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257904
Neat. So what's the word used to describe the look of lava that bursts out from beneath a cooled out layer, then? Is there even one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257885
>If you just write the story and don't try to be all meta about it, it'll be fine.

I would step back and look at the original purpose of the question too. The guy wants to do straight up crossover fanfiction. That's a terrible idea no matter what you think about having a random dwarf or elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257874
Y'know if you want to write Dwarves or male Elves into the story since they canonically exist from what we've seen (Not all Elves and Dwarves are slut magicked), that's fine by me.

But don't be Alp and be a faggot about it because you managed to write Gimli 3.33

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257887
I see your cute panda and raise you a cute Raccoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257924
Fair point, I didn't register that bit.
Don't do this, writefag anon. Crossover is the trashest of trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257921
Pillow basalt describes the structures that form from that underwater. Then there's all sorts of stuff you can get on the surface, like founts and bombs. Lavas themselves are usually described solely by their heat and chemistry as they're just a liquid. Structures and textures are useful mostly for determining heat and flow in old cold rock. So you can look at something on the basalt traps of the northwest from ten million years ago and know how it occurred just like if it happened today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257832
She is in my top eight

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster Girl would love him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257953
Beezlebub.

He also got a goblin wife that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257916
Nobody except the real stupid ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257957
Pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257953
Probably none of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257953
South Bronx Oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257924
I meant shadowrun in the sense of future cyberpunk setting, not literally using the shadowrun setting because I know male orcs and trolls would DEFINITELY piss off everyone. Shadowrun is just the quickest way to describe cyberpunk with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257957
This, waifufags are cancer that do jack shit but are like cancer. I hope they all burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257895
>Leader is starting to get annoyed at your fame despite gaining the majority of the riches.
>A beautiful woman hears of your group and wants to hire the team to recover for a pair of bracelets from a dungeon.
>She states that many have failed before, but she had faith the "Immortal Anon" will succeed where others failed.
>Before you can speak the leader claims he is the immortal anon, eagerly accepts mission and heads off to the guild to gather people for the exploration.
>The woman stares at you curiously before heading out the door. you follow her out side to tell her the truth, be she is nowhere to be seen.
>You decide to head to your house to prepare for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

does the sabbath make up for being washboards by having the best butts of all monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257967
>that do jack shit
Except they spend money to commission pics
Have you delivered any pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257977
No, they're just loli monsters. Buyer beware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257967
I think you're in the wrong thread son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257972
I need to remember to fix the grammar when I pastebin this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257953
Did Fry and Shake die at the end of the series or some shit? What happened to Carl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257953
>Tonight... You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257837
OR here, thanks Hyphen! It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257967
Your manner of bitching made me think I was in the /v/ drawthreads for a moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257953
Handbanana

>>14257991
Fuck, beat me to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257981
Wow, who literally cares? I don't, waifufags arent the people who give us real art

>>14257986
No I'm not

>>14258000
wow, cool meme! Waifufag are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258011
I don't think calling things memes just because you don't like them is a valid argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you think monster girls would get in a really heated argument about dicks?
>Cyclops prefer the shape and girth
>Dark Elfs just love the color of the head and sensitivity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258023
waifus are memes and if you like them you're a meme

[Anonymous No.]

Don't feed the troll, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258034
But if I don't feed her then how will she get nice and soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258011
They are the ones who pay money for making pics though.
So I would rather see you burn then them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257935
>An Alp stutters "I-I just want a guy who loves and cares about me"
>The Cyclops and Dark elf burst out laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258038
Fatfag please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258031
>And then Anon was the meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258024
>cut vs uncut
Their #1 shitstorm. As bad as dom v dom, yuri, and furry combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258049
Papi a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258042
Name me one good art from them. Name me one. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Protip it doesn't exist because they only love memes and ocs. Or theyre cunts like that anubicuck and don't even bother to post the full resolution image of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258043
Okay I swear the quote function is fucking with me
>>14258024
That or I need to stop tired posting at 1am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258058
Not him, but I mean,
I do try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258053
Why, I'm sure they have all manner of ways to get change their husbands dick.

[Anonymous No.]

siisuuraimu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258058
Many full images Monorus has done were commissions, some share them and some don't so what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258072
>>14258072
It's impossible to write about body manipulation without the thread throwing a shitfit because of the writer over the content.

I'm sure there's ways anything with MAMANO MANA save for severed limbs can be restored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258080
she's a qt
>>14258082
I think he's only here to funpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258080
> belatedly requesting suffering-girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258080
Oh right you exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258085
>I think he's only here to funpost.
Aren't we all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258082
It's pretty clear he's not going to respond further. I mean, look at >>14258068.

He can't say he's wrong about that, because that would make him look like an asshole.
He also can't say he's right, because that would require goalpost shifting, and thereby make him look like an asshole.

With that being said, how come nobody likes Sea Slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258093
Read >>14258088

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257837
Is anyone colouring this?

If not, I might give it a go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258093
That moment when I love sea slimes but I'm not an impressive swimmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14254652
>southern pride
>more niggers than any other part of the country
>more people in poverty
>lower income
>lower standardised test scores
>only better in terms of military recruitment
Holy shit, how the fuck are you people this stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258093
>With that being said, how come nobody likes Sea Slimes?
I couldn't think up a compelling Sea Slime story to save my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258092
I don't get any emotional fulfillment from making people mad on Tibetan image visualization forums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258084
Fuck off to /co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258107
you're on a roll today, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258107
Anon please, don't bring the yokels out of the woodwork. Just let them be our silent shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258102
I have no plans of coloring it so feel free to do so

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258102
I've never completely understood the mentality of someone dropping something or holding themselves back if someone else was doing the same thing they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258128
I guess people don't want to feel invasive if the original aritst is doing the job, or they expect them to do a better job anyway so it's not worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258128
Well it's sort of a question of duplication of labour.
There's no point in two people performing the same work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258137
This. It's just a waste that could be spent on something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258120
Alrighty then.

>>14258128
Well, I doubt I can do better than a proper artist. Also >>14258136 and >>14258137

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258107
>stinkbait.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>A Kikimora shows up at your home one day
>Guess you're her master now, or so she's decided
>A maid would be nice, maybe she'll even give you a nice kick in the ass to stop settling for this shitty job
>What you didn't count on was that she was evil
>Like, Saturday morning cartoon villain evil
>She keeps tying to push you into becoming some kind of supervillain or something
>She bought your apartment building and converted a lot of it into some kind of fucking Batman tier lair
>She doesn't even charge you rent but it's still weird for your landlady to be your maid
>Every morning you wake up and it's something new
>"Master, I had a mech suit built for you, would you like to use it to terrorize the city and crush any who stand in your way?"
>"Uh, n-not today."
>"Alright Master, I understand."
>And then it happens again the next day with a death ray or something
>She even tries to make grocery shopping evil
>"Master, I made the manager take an expired coupon! Today he learned not to defy your will when you demand alfredo!"
>"I didn't demand anything though, I just said I hadn't had it in a while."
>"Please Master, I know you well enough to know what you meant. You demanded the grocery store provide you with tribute or else, and I forced them to do so!"
>"...Yeah sure I guess. I'm going to take a shower, my head hurts."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258116
>Hurr the South is a shame, fuck them!
>pls dont leave us though, we need your agriculture/military/other industries
I can feel the :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>only smoke when drinking, working or with friends
>gotta quit, lungs are getting fucked up
>wake up in MGE to an oni and her friends, who have prepared a feast to welcome you to the family

FUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258151
>"Master, I had a mech suit built for you, would you like to use it to terrorize the city and crush any who stand in your way?"
>"Uh, n-not today."
What a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258162
My exact thoughts as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258151
She sounds like a cutie, I want to molest her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
>>14257798
Asked the same once and got torn a new one, if you're really asking, then no, monster males of any kind are haram, let it go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258159
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258136
I guess i can understand the invasive bit.

>>14258137
I would see it more as practice in that scenario. It's hardly a waste if it's something you occasionally do for fun. I mean unless you're not doing it for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258159
Nice blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258151
sounds delightful. i don't see the issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258177
>I would see it more as practice in that scenario. It's hardly a waste if it's something you occasionally do for fun. I mean unless you're not doing it for fun.

Not really when you consider, like writefagging and drawfagging in general, it's as much for the praise as it is the self-satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258158
>trying to restart an agrument about US history from 12 hours ago
You're trying too hard, what about southern belle monstergirls instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258187
>Him trying to start something.
More like the guy he responded to, but he was stupid to bite the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258151
are you Shinji?
>get in the fucking robot already

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258187
Didn't we have a greentext about an Ushi Oni belle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258191
Some people don't want to be evil.

Shocking, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258195
This cow gives me the vapors/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258176
Do cocaine ya pansy.

[Anonymous No.]

Werecats a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257953
P'Orks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258199
>Master, I will train you in the art of world domination. The future will be yours!
>Woah, woah, Red. I'm not gonna take over the world.
>I'm gonna cruise around in this baby, smash stuff...maybe pick up some chicks.
>Chicks dig giant robots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257711
>monster becoming mayo receptacle
>horrible
Son, you do not want me to try writing something horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258114
Make me, Shitbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258207
And now I'm just imagining Khorne-flavored demon girls picking up dudes in giant robots. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258199
you don't have to be evil to have a giant robot

>>14258207
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258214
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258214
don't reply to the babby, he just hates everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258214
Make up your own fantasies instead of shoving your fetish into everyone else's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258214
>Khorne-flavored demon
Yes/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258056
You gay son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258247
No, I just don't want to fuck bird brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258251
>fucking bird brains
How kinky. In all seriousness, so what if she's a little air headed, that ass doesn't lie and she's one of the sweetest, most lovable girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258256
Nah, not my kind of thing. Same reason why I don't like Wurms.

It just feels wrong to do personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258256
>wanting to marry Mr. F
Come on, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258258
Wurms a shit. You and I are friends now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258262
I don't want to be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW instead of horrifying body horror diseases
>The Creeping Rod
>Lustful Fever
>Rigor Erectus
>Scabrous Scrotus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258261
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258267
It's too late, we've bonded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i6mekLiseq

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258269
I'd tell you to fuck off with the Warhammer shit and Papa Nurgel, but now I have to go play Mad Max instead. See you suckers later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258285
Fuck off anyway because you're ravaged over something not in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258287
>wanting 40kiddies here

[Anonymous No.]

I was suggested making a black version of the chocobo harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258295
Not everything is Age of Shekelmar or 40K, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257781
Always wanted to write a cyberpunk MG story, but I have a few other stories need to finish.
Good on you for doing it. Nice to see others have similar interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258298
>Feather pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258301
But nurgle is 40kshit, fuck off back to /k/ or /tg/, whichever shithole you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258307
>Exists exclusively in 40K
Jesus Christ you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258305
Are they not lovely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258305
Don't knock feathery pubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258311
>he doesn't know there' over lap with[insert paperback only nerds read]
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258330
I want to run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258330
>multiarm
>spats
>that look
Yes. I want it.

>Two arms grazing over your chest, holding you close to her while she whispers filthy things in your ear and treats you to a slow, mind-numbing handjob with the other two hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258346
Bug RS for more multiarms. He's the go-to guy for Manticores and that sort of deviancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258338
run all you want boy she's still gonna get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258346
If you think that's good wait until she lays you down on the bed and massages your dick all over with all four of her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258362
But I don't want her to get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258373
then run in my direction you damn sissy.
ill deal with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258370
I've never understood this. If the average hand is 4-5in wide, a dick would have to be upwards of nine inches.

I'd rather have two for the nipples, one each for the dick and balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258370
I don't think I have enough dick for that. Maybe she can play with my balls too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258376
No, no, I like it this way. To be honest I've had a girls-chasing-me fetish since I was in first grade. Man, recess was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258370
Exactly. I know it's unrealistic unless you have a monster dick, but fuck it, it's a fantasy. Four hands, all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258376
Fine, you can have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW people actually enjoying multiarms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258386
ah i see. my mistake, uh you want me to get you some ice or something when she eventually catches you? i mean shes probably going to be very enthusiastic..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258415
A multiarmed maid means she can clean, jerk you off and dress you all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never tie up a Minotaur and fuck her until she moo's like a Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258419
I'm a big guy, I'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258421
We need RS on this

[Anonymous No.]

When will KC do his own multi-armed girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW every time I try to think of a Rome era story all I can see are the Elves as Goths
>MFW the Elves literally killed Rome

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258450
I'm here. But I don't have time for it, busy translating something at the moment.

I am a fan of the discussion, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258481
You wrote one before though.

[Anonymous No.]

They'll just have to accept the love of horse pussy kingdom...by force!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ig2qZEiNv8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258481
Nobody cares, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258486
Were you the one that made a poll for which hmanga of three Oni hmangas should get translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258493
Whatever you say Broseidon.

>>14258496
>Horsepussy
>Able to rape anything when their vaginas are on the backend of their bodies
>They can't even out-maneuver humans in the narrow, claustrophobic streets they wade through
>Literally nobody is stupid enough to march against Horse Pussy Kingdom without a wall of pikes
>Meanwhile Spider Pussy Kingdom enjoys subterfuge and making their husbandos sing "There are no strings to hold me down!" while their waifus spin a web of love and rape, but mostly rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258496
Jokes on you! I poisoned all the water in the kingdom with Hathor's milk!
Unless you have a logistical train far beyond what is possible, the horse pussy forces with be soft and weak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258496
That horsepussy is going to get kicked in the face, and it will be a really flashy kick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258496
I just want monstergirls to be real so I can walk up to a centaur and tell her she'll never find a husband because she's a fucking horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258500
Nope. Must've been someone else.

I'm doing http://exhentai.org/g/865554/174da31079/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258509
>muh milk
Fuck off with this already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258519
Ah, this is some good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258519
Cant wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258496
>Outlying bands of Horsepussy Saxons
>Invading settlements from the steppes
>Giant, Clydesdale tauric women who have no idea how to court men outside of abducting them
>Something they learned before all the menfolk died out
>Try to coax men with wine and shanks of stretchy anime meat
>MFW the first one to allow a man to willingly let her man ride on her back so she could feel his rock-hard cock grinding into the small of it
>MFW a giant Clydesdale centaur dressing more demurely after giving her maidenhood away
>While still being able to bash the ever living fuck out of stuff like bears
>Because fuck bears

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258534
> a Clydesdale sized Nightmare will never titfuck you with her massive mammaries as you sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258534
This sounds like some hentai-tier garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258509

What a waste of milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258551
>Clydesdale Nightmare
Cathyl can keep her Q Cups to her fucking self. This is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258559
Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258507

>Literally nobody is stupid enough to march against Horse Pussy Kingdom without a wall of pikes.

I now suddenly realize just how many thousands of horses I've butchered as a kid playing Rome: Total War.

The bogeyman-equivalent Centaur children check under the bed for in Horse Pussy Kingdom must be a Hoplite.

[Anonymous No.]

How long until I can put on a VR headset and be buried in a pile of wet lizardgirls and salamanders cosplaying as dinosaur girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258589
Shame the only Nightmare story I can think of is Seafoam's since I don't count shite level greentexts.

>>14258602
>Horsepussy Kingdom is so used to fighting against unorganized settlements of Saxons and other 'barbarians'
>They learn true terrors at the swords and spears of the Legions
>Horsemoms tell their horsedaughterus to fear the man who walks in plated armor, a wall of iron at his right and a shaft of wood and metal in his left
>Horsepussy daughterus checking under their beds for Roman hoplites

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257972
>By noon the next day you arrive at the dungeon.
>Leader has brought as many low ranked guild members as he could to bloat numbers.
>How he didn't get called out for the number of casualty's under his name is beyond you.
>Their must be about 25 guys here.
>Poor bastards don't know what their in for
>Without wasting time, you all marched into the dungeon.

>As you expected, the numbers where thinned quickly.
>If the traps didn't take the men, the monsters in this place did the job.
>You get to see the fear in a few youth's eyes and a few of them are claimed by the Arachnes and dragged away with web over their mouths to cover their screams.
>Another unlucky victim fell in a pitfall trap. He shouted about about landing in something sticky and then shouted louder that it was alive.
>And then there was that one guy who the leader forced to go first into one room and was now fending off a rather enthusiastic soldier beetle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258605
When I can use that VR headset to get my Alp pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258622
Average had one.
Warning though, it had Front pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258647
Not him, but I still liked it.
Hannah a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258658
Drunk horse pussy is best horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258647
It was a bad choice on his part.

But she, and the story itself, was still nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258622
>Roman
>hoplites

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258670
Yeah, I dun goufed on that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258674
I never had an issue with frontpussy like most others do for some inane reason, so I could dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258674
>frontpussy
>bad
Listen not to horsefuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

Any alp stories or art besides the op?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258080
Awesome, you took up my request. Thanks for drawing her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258685
http://pastebin.com/mwXfFKv4
http://pastebin.com/AA4hcU38

[Anonymous No.]

I want to perform erotic hypnosis on a lich, and give her a hands-free orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258698
You're pounding that pussy with your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258695
>smirk quite Jewishly
I should have seen something like this coming considering the said-bookism, but god damn.

>>14258698
That's nice, CrimsonMonarch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258685
Alp Quest(and NG+)
Your best friend is an Alp CYOA
Alp Adventures
Faggot Wars

and many others I don't remember off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bop an Ogre on the forehead and tell her I'm not interested after she tries to seduce me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258698
I want to massage a CC jinko after she's had a hard day at the gym and getting swole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258699
I was more thinking of vocal suggestion techniques to put her into a trance. But consensual mind control sounds pretty hot too.

>>14258700
I googled CrimsonMonarch, and I got back results about a bulk carrier ship. I'm guessing that's not what you meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258631
>Now there are 3 of you left.
>You who are a bit battered around by the intensity of the dungeon.
>The leader, who has pretty much got her solely on the sacrifice of others.
>And Trainee Dave, who you ave from being overrun by werewolves.
>You and now convinced that the lead is trying to get rid of you despite you being here is the main reason most of the group survived as long as they did.
>The last guy to go had caught the interest of a Lich who wanted to test something involving holy water her zombies got from the other guys.
>Dave says that your actions prove to him that you are the Immortal anon and asks if he gets out of here that you train him.
>You tell Him that you will think about it.
>You don't like the anger in the leaders face when you say that.

>Eventually you get to the final room.
>Its set up from a boss battle perfectly.
>To the point that it does the "lanterns self light as your approach the room's centre" thing that gives you a view of the entire room.
>On the other end of the room Is a gold bracelet lying on a stone alter.
>"Welcome, Immortal anon, I was right that you would are it this far." A voice spoke from the remaining darkness as someone emerged from a shadow.
>You recognise the voice as the woman who gave you the request. but last time you were pretty sure her skin wasn't blue last time, nor was she part snake.
>Crap, this whole thing was a Echidna's Ploy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell an Alp that I unironically love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258722
But he's a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258712
>I was right that you would make it this far*
What is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't roughly half of all first generation monsters technically alps?

Since they used to be males before they were transformed into monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258727
Lack of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258730
BEAR PRODDING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258722
She's going to throw you onto your bed and tear her clothes off like they were made of tissue paper while saying she unironically loves you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258730
>first generation monsters
That's irrelevant considering the MGE at present.
So no need to be obnoxious, Alpfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258730
How would a pharaoh react if she was kissu'd on the nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258735

I'm not an alpfag, I'm just making an observation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258743
Execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258749
Uh-huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258743
How would a pharaoh react if she was kissu'd on her toes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258730
Yes, but as >>14258735 points out, most MGE-centric stories, if they present themselves as taking place in its "Setting" at all, take place a minimum of several centuries after the Succubus took over; thus the vast majority are female-from-birth descendants of the likely all-married or dead "First Generation".

I'm not aware of any stories set shortly after the Succubus ascended to the throne. A couple comedic greentexts maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258712
>The last guy to go had caught the interest of a Lich who wanted to test something involving holy water
what kind of experiment involves holy water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258765
Knowing MGE Liches? A sexy one.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we allowed to talk about abyssal here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258770
I don't think so.

I still want an Abyssal harem though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258765
Holy water enema

[Anonymous No.]

>"Remember! The money is always right!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258770
What more is there to discuss about them beyond their fodder-tier nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258770
Boatsluts need to stay in their own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258779
Tanuki-Chan is dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258779
That reminds me, did someone screencap the stories about a pocket Tanuki and Anubis arguing at each other in a fast-food joint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258770
I want to fuck Hoppou in her tight white anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258795
Don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258799
Why not? It seems like it'd be a really good time for both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258805
Don't.

Do.

That.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258807
I'm gonna do it and you can't stop me! You're just some silly anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258774
Me too
>>14258789
They have horns and shit though. I just think of them as weird water oni.

>>14258783
how cute they are

>>14258795
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

Dat battleship Hime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258783
>Huge fuel tanks
>Big aft section
>Large caws for holding you
>Horn for head control
Not even a big fan of boatsluts, but I definitely would

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258807
That hasn't stopped anyone from drawing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Since when did we let boatsluts in here?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258825
Since like, forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258825
They've popped up before, or at least that one Princess has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258813
I want to drink with a bunch of Abyssals and bring all of them home with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Boatsluts are dumm and belong in the loony bin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258770
should be their own thread, but seaport hime is always the best.
Wish you could command them.

[Anonymous No.]

Busty.
Angel.
In a nurse costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258825
I thought the deal was Abyssals counted, regualr boatsluts didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258825
They're as much monstergirls as cyclops, Pharaohs, Angels, Oni, ect so I don't see why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258825
Since their own threads are shit and get salty when you discuss anything that isn't gameplay related for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258833
And do what? Play Mahjong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258712
>As lovely as it is to look at the Snake woman and her beauty you also know the strength she is packing if she runs this whole thing, your mind raced to make a plan.
>"If you are have thoughts of escaping, this room was sealed after you entered, escape at this time is impossible."
>Nerves would of racked your brain if it wasn't for the confusion of feeling your wounds heal.
>"Do not worry Anon, you have mearly one more challenge ahead of you, one that you need to be at full strength for. after that, the bracelet is yours."
>The flames in the lanterns turned blue and glowed brighter.
>"Its quite simple really. All you have to do is fight me with all you've got!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258840
YESpillow.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258846
>>14258843
But boatsluts, even the Abyssals, a shit. A SHIT!

I'd still fuck them though, especially the Abyssals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258840
I love everything about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258860
You're a dummy anon-kun~

[Anonymous No.]

Post monsters you would have no problem slaughtering during adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258855
Yeah of course I'll play all kinds of games with them.

Maybe fuck in between games too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258839
Time for your honeymoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258867
>That doujin
Fucking godlike. That guy does Paizuri and Blowjobs really goddamn well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258856
Boss battle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258871
Got a source?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258873
>"Immortal Anon" Vs "echidna"
Heaven or hell
Lets rock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258876
Shirohebi a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258865
There is absolutely nothing wrong with slugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258867
What is it about Seaport Hime that makes her so cute?

>>14258875
http://exhentai.org/g/735018/7d523455f2/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258876
Is it ok if I stick it in this one's bum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258882
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258882
Maybe because she can easily eviscerate you with those massive claws or suffocate you beneath her giant boobies save for the fact that she's far to shy to do anything more than watch you from a distance and blush at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258864
Plz no bully just because I want to tenderly love the Aircraft Carrier Hime, while pretending I actually don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258865
>implying I'm not going to go full murderhobo and slaughter everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258895
You're just a tsundere then, you will get no sympathy from me, you hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258899
Only for boatsluts and Abyssals. It's their own damn fault for being so sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258904
Not him, but I guess I can see where you're coming from. They've caused me much pain and copious amounts of salt but I'd still probably love and fuck every one of them if they loved me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258904
>No Tenryuu Dragon.

God dammit I just want a monster girl that tries to act tough but is easily embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258867
shame there aren't too many good abyssal doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258856
oh man, this calls for some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq83rW7uHVc&ab_channel=BrawlBRSTMs3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258908
God that doujin was crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258914
Eh, it was pretty good up until the end.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how do you guys like your spidergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
My interest is exclusive to Queelag and her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
Legs cut off and bleeding to death in an alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
Big, busty, scary, but lovingly dominating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
Squashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258916

I just deleted the last few pages still pretty bad because I remember that ending though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258876
L-Lewd! At least put your robe back on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258920
>Spiders
>Bleeding
Actually, what do spiders and other insects/arachnids/bugs even use for their circulatory fluid? How do their circulatory systems even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258916
Nothing about it was good, garbage fetishes, garbage art, and writing that was so cringe inducing nothing it would instantly kill your boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258882
>>14258888
His 2hu doujins are pretty good too. Especially
these two.
http://exhentai.org/g/673443/3f3814a254/
http://exhentai.org/g/541629/647b003b7e/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258914
It wasn't the greatest but that line made me laugh

>See a Midway Hime doujin
>Fucking love Midway
>It's fucking NTR, and Midway gets raped by a fat old man
So many good abyssal with so few good doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemolymph

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
>>14258921
This. But with white hair, bobcuts, elven ears, and yandereness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
Busty, Smug, loving doms with a love for skimpy clothing.
So pretty much Rachnee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258927
My understanding is that they don't have a closed circulatory system. Everything is just sort of floating around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
Cute, chubby, strong, caring, affectionate, and maybe a little shy because that could end up being adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
CUTE

Don't like the thorax on most. I can deal with multiple arms and eyes, but I can only love so much ass before it's too big to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258931
Most Kancolle doujins are garbage NTR ones or have the worst girls featured.

It's a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258931
You just described most Kancolle doujins for the less popular girls. And especially Bismarck doujins for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
Gentle, playfully dominant, respectful, and a (non-chubby) body built for hugs. Everything else I could probably fall in love with over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258944
Man fuck those Bismarck doujins, such a good design wasted on NTR and /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258917
Either not existing or 1000 yards away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258931
Was that the one with a "Good Ending", where the fat guy fucked Midway to death then she revived, butchered the fat bastard, and fucked off under the sea with her cute human boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258947
We gotta dick the Bismarck 'cos the world depends on us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258947
Also futa and watersports, what the fuck man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258934
Those are good too.

[Anonymous No.]

Sharks are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258080

That whole seaslime pic reminds me that I haven't read all of Bromont's Nureonago Trance series yet. Anyone happen to have a pastebin link of what he wrote so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258953
Oh god there is so much god damn futa.

Jesus christ like 70% of the Tenryuu ones are futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258951
>butchered the fat bastard
More like blew a hole in him.

Shit was so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258953

Is it too much much to ask for vanilla with cute boat girls?
or monster girls for that matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258961
Naise...
Naise...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258962
Looks more like she ripped his torso out from between his head and legs...

Well, regardless, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258951
yeah, I don't remember her dying though. I started skipping though shit when I realized that it was unsalvageable.

>>14258944
>>14258947
>>14258953
Please no, I haven't looked at too many Kancolle doujins yet and bismarck is my favourite boatslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258953
>watersports

Well, they ARE sea-going ships in all fairness. Water is kind of their thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258968
Do it, like more than half is all NTR and Futa.

God damn Nips are shit.


>>14258969
I wish I could slap you across the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258969
Regrettably when I say watersports I mean the entire doujin is just about Bismarck pissing her itself. Yeah, and that's it. There's not even any sex! It's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258972
Better than scat at least.
I was browsing randomly on the panda and, unfortunately, saw one of those.

It was a figurative human shit fountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258963
Apparently yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258968
He fucked her to death, but either she revived or wasn't actually dead. Then she killed him. More NTR stories need to do away with the "Girl is mind-broken and will never resist, lulz" bs.

Which is sadly, how the most prominent Bismark doujin series I know of goes.
>Bismark loves Admiral
>Ugly mechanic keeps molesting her
>Decides to tell the admiral about his misconduct, and confess her feelings too
>But oh no, Admiral's married!
>Lets the ugly mechanic have his way with her
>But the Admiral's not actually married any more
>Confesses he wants Bismark to be the second love of his life
>Wedding ensues
>But oh no! She's addicted to ugly mechanic's cock and Admiral's little dick can't pleasure her

So yeah. "It's shit".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258962
It could have been redeemed a bit if she butchered more people instead of just the fat guy. That cunt with the glasses fucking deserved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258976
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258968
I think there may be all of one "okay" Bismarck doujin, I don't even remember because all pretty shitty. Welcome to suffering my fellow Bismarckfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258972
>>14258976
I like watersports, and even I gotta say that's pretty...boring.

If you want the worst thing involving scat ever, look up Radiohead on SadPanda sometime. There's a thing that involves a GMILF Fox Woman.
If you read it, there can be no coming back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258978
Don't forget the shotacon Bismark doujins.

God damn NTR and shotacons in one shitty package. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258980
I did.
I noped out of there so quickly that I could outrun a cockatrace backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258982
>Radiohead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258978
Isn't that basically the premise to three different Bismarck doujins. Although one is a little different in that it's some fat navy officer who impregnates Bismarck via his semen in a syringe and then waits until he's super pregnant before actually fucking her.

Japs are fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258984
I can recall one Shotacon NTR Doujin, but I don't think it involved Bismark...which would mean there's more than one. Geez.

[Anonymous No.]

To whoever thinks boatsluts aren't MGs, you're full of shit. Look, this one even has a tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258856
>Ignoring your two comrades the monster tosses several fireballs at you.
>You roll out the way and charge forward and attempt to slash the Echidna with your sword.
>Those nails must be tough as iron or something, as she swiped her hand and parried the blade.
>whet followed next was a series of slashes from both you and the echidna. steel met reinforced nail as the the battle raged on.
>Staying In a deadlock was a bad choice at one point as the the snakes in her hair attempted to go for the eyes.
>Made worse was the fact that she used the new distance to shoot more fire.

>After a stale mate of trading and dodging blows that felt you where going at it for hours she caught you off balance and wrapped you in her coils with one arm free.
>Her mistake, as you planted a fist strait into her face before she could strangle you.
>Which you had to repeat several times before she got the message and let you go. Dam monster toughness.
>Freed from the coils and her being dazed by several blows to the head, you manèged to leave a large cut on the echidnas exposed belly.
>Not enough to kill her but enough for her to feel it.
>The snake woman recoiled in pain and backed away in pain while you prepared to lunge at her.
>That was before she bust out laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258982
No one wants to look up the worst thing about scat, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258978
I don't understand the appeal of NTR or why japs like drawing girls getting fucked by ugly dudes. I don't know if this is gay but I like dudes just to look like normal guys in porn rather than homeless balding heroine addicts.

>>14258981
>>14258971
>>14258978
Is Prinz at least spared this cruel fate?

Captcha : select all the boats
ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258989
Nevermind, there's just a futa one.

Still shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258947
I liked the /ss/ stuff that didn't involves NTR, and I kinda wish Kloah would do a doujin focusing on Seaport-hime attempting to confess her feeings to the shota admiral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258982
Pfft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258988
Correction:
>and then waits until she's super pregnant before he actually fucks her.
There was also some weird mind control bullshit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258990
I always thought they weren't because they're literally cosplay tier-- they can take off their non-human bits (armaments) like clothing.

>>14258960
Actually, where does Bromont put his stuff now? He used to always run his stuff on the moe.archives, but that's kill now, so I'm not sure what he uses for hosting anymroe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258990
You fuckers have your own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258993
I can only imagine that /hbg/ would be discussing human boys getting raped by fat faceless christmas cakes.
They'd still be better because the cakes would cuddle and there would be responsibility taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258989
>>14258994
I was thinking of this for some reason.

http://exhentai.org/g/768608/caf3613579/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258996
So this is the nips equivalent of furries...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258993
>why japs like drawing girls getting fucked by ugly dudes.
I think some guy or another once rationalized it as a sort of "Respecting what they aren't" mentality. That is, since it's not a tremendously common body-type in Japan, they find a sort of appeal to it? Combine that with the generally antiquated traditions in Japanese culture, like say, overweight = well-fed = wealthy, and you might vaguely be able to see what they're swinging at?

Of course I'm just bullshitting and the actual explanation could just be "They're fucking nuts".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258990
Perfect example of a boatslut who never gets any good, or basically any, doujins at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258631
>>And then there was that one guy who the leader forced to go first into one room and was now fending off a rather enthusiastic soldier beetle.
I want to know more about this, "rather enthusiastic soldier beetle" sounds funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258959
>Try to date tsundere sharkgirl
>She is hesitant because previous relations ended... badly
>Try to make things work
>Cook dinner for her at her place one night
>Slip up & cut yourself
>It isn't too bad, but there's blood & you cry out
>Sharkgirl comes into kitchen to see what's wrong
>You show her the cut
>She freezes up, mouth open & eyes dilated
>Before you can react, she bites down on your hand & wrist
>Hurts like hell, have to get her off
>Instinctively swing at her, crack her on the nose
>She recoils and comes to from the hit
>She looks at your arm, then feels her nose & teeth
>Her pupils contract in shock, she covers her mouth as if she just said something horrible
>Her eyes well up and before you can stop her she's locked up in her room
>You can hear her crying loudly on her bed
>Arm's too messed up, have to get it looked at
>Stop the bleeding as best you can before driving to the E.R. to get it looked at
>It takes some work and a few doses of painkillers, but they patch you up
>While sitting in the room your phone buzzes
>She sent you a message
>'Do you hate me? I'd understand if you never want to see me again...'
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259000
No anon, these would be evil Christmas cakes. They would love to defile young men and break the hearts of the girls that love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259008
Make enough daughterus to fill a sharknado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258996
Does it grow up to become Bono?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259001
Yeah, I was thinking of one where a shota-admiral fucks a couple of the girls, but then they get fucked by some other guy and are all "OMG you rock admiral's tiny dick sux <3_<3".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259008
Bite her back, assert dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259011
>They force themselves into harems.

I can see that.
NTR would probably be hated by them on levels not known to man.
Like, actual instinctual levels of hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258990
That one is a monstergirl. The other boatgirls aren't.
Save for the abyssals, who are really the only good girls anyway.
That Seaport Hime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259008
Break up with her of course.

Bitch just fucking bit a chunk out of my arm, why on earth would I stay with her?

[Anonymous No.]

New MG bio out for Bikecop side series .

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259008
I'm not incapable of hate, but it's going to take a lot more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259008
The bitch bit me, the only way she's getting to see me again is if she wears a steel muzzle or at least a reinforced ball gag at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258996
Fuck you! I did not need this to return to my memories!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259019
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259019
More lamias are always welcome.
Other girls need not apply.
Okay, you can still apply, but lamias get priority, ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259014
NO WAIT THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT


http://exhentai.org/g/777730/d0e7bb3c00/
http://exhentai.org/g/757111/f62ca3a3f8/

It's not shotacon but I knew I was right. Fucking Nips man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259019
>She enjoys trying on human clothing and jew-

vey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258996
What.....
What...?
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259008
She didn't mean it. I'll stay, but we need to do something about her bloodlust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259019
Wait, I thought this was a running gag. He actually did publish a spinoff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259019
>Someone is posting a echidna green text.
>new Bike cop Bio is a echidna.
weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257885
>but that he was all attention-seeking about how inclusive and special he was for putting a dwarf in the fic
But none of this actually happened you deranged person. And nobody complained about it when it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259003
I always figured they just had some sort of humiliation fetish. Seeing a powerful beautiful woman get defiled by ugly fat fuck would probably be humiliating for her, and they somehow get off to that.
I once saw a picture of Selvaria from Valkyria Chronicles getting raped by a pitbull and that was the only reason I could rationalize for that pictures existence.

>>14259008
I have a fetish for healing so I comfort her.

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>>14259028
Yup. That's the one I described here >>14258978
Pretty damn awful.

Here's the other one I was thinking of, for posterity's sake. Involves Kaga, apparently.
http://exhentai.org/g/792085/eb63ee8521/

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>>14259014
>I was thinking of one where a shota-admiral fucks a couple of the girls
That's like every other boat doujin.
Why are they all like this? There's almost no normal ones, it's either 10 year old admiral getting preyed upon by boatcakes or NTR.
Plus, there's the tiniest range of boats that get doujins. I've never seen a Choukai or Akizuki doujin, but there's dozens of Haruna and Shimakaze ones.

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>>14259017
You mean battleship hime.

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>>14259037
>Raping Selvaria
>With a dog

I feel hate on a level I have not felt for a long, long time.

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>>14259033
Pretty sure that it's just a very dedicated anon over on /a/. I't really good, but it isn't quite the same style as the official ones. For one, there's no talk of her breasts at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259035
Because no one actually cared for his story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259030
Just let it go.
That's no even the worst. the worst part is when everyone gets ass fucked by familiars made out of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259040
Eeeeh?
Did I stutter, bitch nigga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259033
No, this is /a/'s donut steel shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259040
You misspelled Carrier Hime.
Actually I'm okay if I'm the only one around here who likes her most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259033
There are 5 of these now. one for shark girl, the loli cyclops, the big breed arach and wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259048
I....what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259038
>Kaga
>Smiling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEV_0VqZTXE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259045
Well then he didn't get "reamed" either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259049
Papiposter go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259052
This Shark is the greatest thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259058
I want to steal her virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259058
Are these being drawn by some guy named Fig? Was he the same drawfag that used the name "f" when they appeared here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259058
Is there more art of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258959
Is it wrong that I'd fuck an EMG Sharkgirl?
I just think they're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259053
I honestly wish I was kidding
http://pururin.com/view/14560/04/a-golden-week-in-august-playing-with-grandma-2_5.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259051
>tfw no one likes Carrier Water Oni
She doesn't even have a doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259058

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259069
figgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259075
Most of the good girls don't have doujins, and the ones that do get really shitty ones with only one or two good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259038
Shotas in chastity is muh fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259070
Sure there's more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259074
I know you're offering but I'm going to give you a pass on this.
No way in hell am I clicking that link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259019
>>14259070
Anyone have the other ones?
Or were they lost forever when /a/ lost it's archives of the last few months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258991
>The snakes in her hair attempted to go for the eyes.
huh, I forgot she had those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259081
Go away, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259087
I got the Black Slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259090
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259075
She's cute alright, but since I don't even play boatsluts I have a hard time keeping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259095
Yes.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14259101

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259101
Wyvern once again shows off her wonders, and we still don't have Dragoon stories.
Wassa matta with you, writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259101
Best Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259091
>Enjoys arguing
Who wants to bet she'd be a shitposter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259101
>That face

Crabman pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259084
Fine by me
some things are best left alone. But that refuses to be just a memory

lets talk about happier things, like werewolves and Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259098
I got bored of the game a year ago, haven't logged in since then. Nagato must be lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259028
That should be a fucking crime to draw bismarck that cute and then rape her with some ugly fuck

>>14259042
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1328314
Here it is in case you needed to see it
>Score: 170
There truly is no God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259107
>Crabman

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259104
I'm slow, bad at committing to any sort of routine, and terrible at starting in the first place.

So here, have a boatslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259103
She looks like a Deviant Art OC.

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>>14259115
Shut up you damn lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259108
What about werejinkos?

>>14259112
No.
Selvaria is pure.
I am not opening that link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259113
I like blaming him anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259114
I'm not partial to those, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259108
Ja.
Has anyone made a Jinko color alt for the Cheshire and vice-versa yet? It seems like a wasted opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259112
Eh, I've seen worse. Like that one Selvaria doujin with that fat incompetent general.

[Anonymous No.]

I can not find the large breed final one,
so that is the 5 I have

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259112
NTRfags are a parasite, god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259114
Why does this girl have no doujins? She's stunning.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never experience first-hand the hi-jinx your Monster Girl homestays will get up to, living with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259098
I don't play it either but I check every so often to see if they're any new abyssal

>>14259123
>That one Selvaria doujin with Riela and Imca
It's so fucking perfect it almost makes up for all the the shitty porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259132
Good, I fucking hate hi-jinx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259134
>>14259134
That it is.
That it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259127
Japs have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bike Cop's Most Wanted

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>>14259008
>Doctors clear you to go home the next day
>You didn't reply to the text, as much as you wanted to
>You had to spend a good while mulling it over
>On the one hand, she bit you. She lost control and fucking bit you! What if she did it again?
>But at the same time, you know she didn't mean to. She'd obviously been uncomfortable about you two dating, and now you know why
>Either way, you'd have to confront her about it
>Pull up to her building & make your way to her apartment
>You knock on the door, and it's quiet for a while
>Finally the door slowly opens
>You barely have time to make eye contact before she slams it in your face
>'Go away!'
>'Please open up.'
>'I said go away!'
>'I want to talk to you.'
>'I'll only hurt you again!'
>'I don't believe you.'
>'Yes I will! I'm just a monster! A blood-crazed, uncontrollable monster...'
>'I know you don't believe that and I don't either. Now will you please open up?'
>It's quiet for a moment. You don't hear her moving around inside, she must still be at the door
>'You asked me if I hated you last night. My answer's no. I know you didn't mean to hurt me. I want to get through this together. So will you please open up?'
>More silence, but eventually the door creaks open
>She lens out a bit, and she looks like hell
>Her nose and cheek are swollen & bruised from where you hit her
>Her yes are also really pink and puffy, though you'd guess that's more from crying
>'Do you really mean it?'
>You push the door open & put your good arm around her, pulling her close
>'Of course I do.'
>She wraps her arms around you & buries her face in your chest, quietly sobbing into you
>The two of you stand there for what seems like an eternity, just letting her get it all out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259074
can you nut shell the story please?. the voices are telling me not to click on the link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259140
Poor Bike Cop.

Darling has nothing to complain about compared to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Abysmals a best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259145
Yes they are.

I want to live in a house full of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259145
>have your own general
>post them here
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259151
That question was already answered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258879

they're pretty cute.

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>>14259127
>There will never be a threesome doujin with Anchorage and Anchorage Water

I fucking hate that japan draws these 10/10 cuties and does fuck all with them, or makes porn so awful I wish they had none

[Anonymous No.]

found it

https://i.4cdn.org/a/1445567970385.jpg

https://i.4cdn.org/a/1445549490359.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259142
more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259153
Allow me to rephrase that then: Go post your shitty boatsluts in the boatslut-thread, you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259145
Are they like Onis, but classier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259159
No, they're monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259143
You asked for it
>Futa fox grandma wants to peg grandson
>Grandson says he'll let her if she becomes obsessed with shit.
>grandson stays with grandma for golden week
>shit related shenanigans happen from eating food made out of shit to just shitting on each other. grandson becomes raccoon-boy because reasons.
>boy and girl caught spying on them grandma uses powers to rape them both with shit.
It just gets worse. there is more but fuck that

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>>14259163
By that logic Vocaloids are too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259159
A lot of 2hus and boatsluts are also monster girls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259161
They are what oni aspire to be imho.
imagine if you can classy, graceful, powerful onis with style?
now you have an abysmal .

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259161
They're like onis but ride on weird mouth boats

>>14259163
>>14259166

don't respond, we've gone so long with minimal shitflinging

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259161
Yeah pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259166
I will grant you 2hus, but boatsluts? Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259156
this is the large breed raw for this series

>>14259103
>>14259101
>>14259091
>>14259070
>>14259019

I think thats all the girls in Bikecop musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259164
Nigga wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259169
Classy Onis are so good. I want to go to a ball with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259168
Abyssals look and sound like very nice women.

I want to go drinking with a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259176
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259161
Screw that! Give me a crude, bull-headed Oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be raped by a doppelganger of genderbent you
>You will never almost quite literally go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259161
I always figured abysmals to be oni, just have extra bits added to them when it is time to fight, its basically armor they throw on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259168
I for one would care less if you guys would stop spamming images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259175
click the link to see a hint of the insanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259182
I want a Classy and a Bull-headed Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259187
Um, no. I've seen enough fucked up shit, I don't need to see anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259164
It's like someone listened to an aristocrats joke and decided to draw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259183
>"Mmmm, so excited at the thought of fucking yourself? Dirty boy, aren't you..."
>"Hey, guess what"
>She gets closer and then whispers into your ear
>"That means I am too~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259183
So basically, you want to be Araragi and you want to fuck Ougi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259183
I can't imagine this being anything but awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259173
Missing the Spider Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259195
Selfcest best cest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259195
>Me, alp me, or any version of me being good at dirty talk.

Son, it would be pure, awkward vanilla followed by cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259197
SPOILERS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259182
I want to accidentally bump into an Oni, spilling her drink and making her yell at me in a thick Japanese accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259197
There doesn't happen to be any porn of this by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259199

see this

Large breed spider for bike cop
>>14259156

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259205
alp pls
pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259168
I don't really like boat sluts but Battleship Hime is really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259132
I'd probably try to get everyone to chill out and play video games with me on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259198
Probably, but it'd also be hot as fuck. Just imagine, you'd share all the same fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259208
>begging an alp this hard
You're the lowest of the low. You're the kind of guy who goes to the girl's bathroom during recess for Monoeyes step on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259213
You should stop this now before it gets creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259201
God I want to fuck me so hard

[Anonymous No.]

I have a problem guys. How do I get some privacy when trying to fap at home? Every time I whip it out, it seems like all my maidsl drop what they're doing and crowd outside my door. I mean, even if I close and lock it, they all just stand outside the door. It's getting kind of weird, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259218
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259070
I want to forcefully brush a Shark Girl's mouth, insisting that just because she gets new teeth everyday isn't an excuse.

The rest will hear a commotion coming from a bathroom and suspect the worst, or in this case the lewdest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259213
But I look a lot like my mom. It'll be way too weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259220
Just do it when you're in bed. Under the sheets. Go full sterusu moodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259220
Threaten to jack off to shoggoths unless they get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259218
I don't, if I got me pregnant then we'd be in trouble because only one of me had a job.
I'd need to get me employed before something like that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259213
That isn't really what I want, I want someone whose fetishes correspond and harmonize perfectly with mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259214
Ougi is male and female, you can see her as an alp or futa. Nothing wrong with being stepped on by monoeyes btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259220
Why not rotate out each maid per day to come in and fap you off?
Or alternately rotation order for watching you.
Depends on your fetish actually.

What kind of nobleman are you not dicking the maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259220
A shoggoth would leave you a totally legit and entirely unsuspicious onahole and give you some personal space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259224
Oh no you don't landlubber!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259220
They're only trying to help master deal with his urges. You should let them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259218
>>14259222
Why must I be forever reminded of the Alp posing in front of a mirror?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259213
>Same fetishes
>Pregnancy
>Big tits
>weight gain

Yeah, I'll get along with myself just fine.
After I get me a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259241
Orange...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259244
Who is orange?

This isn't a Geasse reference is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259241
Are you me? Are you the Alp version of me? London?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259229
It shouldn't be too much of an issue. I'd just use a condom if I was really worried about that, or I'd just get myself to suck me off while I watch porn; and since this is me we're talking about I'd probably be okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259247
Nope.
Burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259238
>You'll never get the rest of your homestays to help pin her down and brush her teeth.
>You'll never pour mouthwash in her mouth while shouting "IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259226
>>14259228
>>14259235
>>14259239

Guys, I tried to fap in the shower before breakfast, but now I get the feeling they're all staring at me when I go to sit down to eat afterwards. Do you think they can smell it or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259248
Yeah, that could work.

>>14259247
Other issue is that I enjoy working out so the last one may be an issue to get going.
Whatever, if it didn't happen and I ended up with fit me then I'd be good.
I enjoy muscle just as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259251
Just fuck them already you gigantic wuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259251
I think I know what the problem is, sir. Your kikis are all such close friends, they're experiencing "that time of the month" at once. They think it's full moon, see, even when it isn't, and their bodies are reacting accordingly.
You must install vibrators into their underwear to make the situation manageable.

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>>14259142
Go in and sit down on the couch together
>You keep an arm around her to comfort her as she talks
>Even though you've said you trust her, she's still a bit skittish
>Every now and then you catch her looking over at your bandaged arm
>As she tells it, it seems most sharks have at least some instinctual predisposition for blood
>In most species it has faded away, though some have retained that instinct
>And even among species where that bloodlust has died down, it's not unheard of for a few girls to have a stronger nose for it
>Unfortunately, she was in the latter category
>Her mom was fine with reasonable amounts of blood, but it always made her lash out
>It made being around others & having relationships difficult since she always had to be open about the issue
>Her previous, and before you only, boyfriend had a close call with her and nearly called the cops on her
>It was the main reason why she'd been so reluctant to have a relationship with you at first
>Once he finally finishes, the two of you just sit there for a bit
>'Well?'
>'Well what?'
>'Whaddaya mean, what? I just dumped all of this on you and you aren't saying anything. Respond, be shocked, be angry, something!'
>You give her a second to calm down & think your words over
>'I forgive you.'
>She seems genuinely confused by how simple this all is. 'W-What?'
>'I already told you, didn't I? I don't believe you meant to hurt me. It doesn't matter to me why you're like this. I care about you, and I want to see you be happy.'
>'R-Really?'
>'Of course.'
>She puts her arms around you and hugs you. 'Thank you.'
>'But if we are going to make this work, I'm going to have to help you get that under control, okay?'
>'Of course! Anything!'
>'Oh. And there's one more thing. Can I see your arm for a minute?'
>She seems confused, but complies
>'Okay, but what are you going to-OOWWW!'
>You bite her on the wrist. Hard enough to hurt & leave a small mark, but not to draw blood
>'Se pulls her arm out of your outh, rubbing her wrist
>'What the hell was that for?!?'
>'Now we're even, and the healing can begin.'
>You laugh a little at her expense, and you're rewarded with a punch in the side
>'Asshole...'
>'Heh heh, I might have deserved that.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259259
No that won't work at all. You need to fuck all of them at the same time, that should leave them satisfied enough to leave you alone for some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259240
Thats what i think of every time I see alp mentioned is that 'guy'
I will never see an alp sexually, but something disgusting to be pitied or ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259264
I'd reccomend a doppelganger potion, that would allow there to be a 'you' for each and..every......
....
My god, I've found out the trick to pleasing large harems.
You could have missionary sex with 47 kikis all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258991
>The echinda looked genuinely happy as she put a hand over her chest and healed her own wound. The lights regained their regular flame and the your comrades came back into view
>"Marvellous! I've been waiting for a man like you, Immortal anon. please take the bracelet and where it with pride."
>Questioning how you passed this challenge of hers you walk to the alter and pick up the bracelet. the thing is light as a feather.
>You take a minute to examine the jewellery. its a gold band with a what looks like it has a ruby in it.
>Its a shame you will probably be forced to give it to your leader as part of the spoils.
>"What are you waiting for anon? Put on the bracelet!"
>Why does she sound so eager for you to put on the bracelet? was it like proof you beat her or something? was it a curse or something?
>You decided to have a little faith in you title of "Immortal" and put it on. It fits snugly on your wrist.
>Too snugly.
>In fact you can't move it.
>Uh oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259255
Hey, remember, it may be an alternate dimension version of you, but it's still an Alp, and thus does not have the same rights you and I have. You are free to bully and treat her as you please. Be that filling her up to the brim with Hathor milk, slapping her in spats to hit the gym, or mixing the two for a strongfat Alp to impregnate.

It is our Alp, and you have the right to treat her however you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259264
No, the vibes are the solution. You leave them humming with some kind of mechanism that alternates the intensity at random intervals, never getting high enough to actually give them an orgasm because that would be lewd and improper and distracting.
Trust me, this will work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259266
Or just don't be a pussy and take 'em all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259260
>Her previous, and before you only, boyfriend had a close call with her and nearly called the cops on her
sluuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259140
>Mako the Shark Girl
>Tara the Large, TARAntula-like Spider Girl
>Vera the WyVERn Girl
Glad to see these guys are keeping up Crab's proud naming tradition...

"Unknown" is...kinda creative? Or they just couldn't think of a good enough pun or contraction...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259274
Check her bio page. >>14259091
Keeping up the with the tradition, her name's Gu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259268
>Uh oh
All I heard was scooby doo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259270
Maybe the strongfat one would work.

It would allow us to lift while still giving her some padding.
Spats would be a must and we could do shower sex afterwards.

Then it would be a big ol' glass of chocolate milk to help build the muscles afterwards and then some vidya.

On the weekends mind you, during the week it would be screwy as all hell unless we both worked second shift.

Food could be replaced with momano mana to help ease the food bill but we'd both love hot wings too much to turn those down.

Not to mention that food's just too damn good to give up some times.

Then there's the fact that I'd need to get her a drivers license, set her up with a Social Security number, introduce her to the family (that would be fun) and then see if we could pick up a second car for her.

We'd share the same bed of course but I imagine my friend who rents out a room would be weirded out by the whole situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259276
Eh, that's still...better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257308
rimjobs are the greatest, given adequate cleanliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259285
Eh. I'd still read it.
Really hoping Crab adds some subspecies girls into the manga. I need to see a Pink Slime in action.
Maybe Suu's mom? Or Suu herself? The anime confirmed that Suu changes colors depending on what she's absorbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw fapped so many times today that it the spot below my testicles aches whenever I pee

Which monstergirls can pump me with enough mamono mana that stuff like this will no longer be an issue? And which of them will give me hours long blowjobs while I shitpost and watch anime/youtube videos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259295
Devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259288
Close. Rimjobs + Simultaneous Paizuri are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259294
>Suu's mom
You mean Queen Slime, the alien entity from which Suu was separated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259295
Demon.
I don't think anyone's talked about how Arachnes could totally give neverending blowjobs in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259294
More Wyverns. We will always need more wyverns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259295
Succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259303
Don't forget the undead.
They can do that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259304
Yeah, because none of the lazy hacks we call writefags seem to be bothered with making stories about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259268
>You look at the golden band and then back at the echidna and asker her how to take it off.
>"I don't know. but why would you want to remove it husband?."
>Oh I don't know maybe because you don't like random gold stuck on-
>Wait, did she just call you husband?
>Well that cant be right, you must have heard wrong.
>You ask her in a jokey tone if you heard hear right.
>"I did call you by husband, after all..." she held up her arm, showing of a gold bracelet like the one on your arm, only hers has a blue gem "we are married." she finished with a smile.
>Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Which would be more sleazy in trying to get their man, a Demon or a Tanuki:

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259295
Special mention goes to Dullahan for convenient blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259318
Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259318

Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259322
>>14259323
I'm starting to think there's some serious anti-semitanukism around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259310
But would an undead girl give you teasing half-lidded looks with her lips wrapped around your dick? Would she swirl her tongue around and around your length while bobbing her head up and down and occasionally giggling and letting the vibrations stimulate you even more?

I might have a fetish.

>>14259318
Tanuki. No doubt.
>Come home one day to find a chubby Tanuki sprawled on your bed wearing nothing but a set of rather expensive looking lingerie
>"Why hello anon, I didn't hear you come in~"
>Damn it, she paid a cheshire to unlock your door for her again, didn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259328
At least demons let you see the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259333
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259295
I'm sure a kitsune has enough magic to do that too.
http://imgur.com/luxYR14

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259318
Tanuki. Demons you now what you're getting when you take that contract. Tanukis will subvert your entire life until you are entirely dependant on them to live, and then demand sex as part of your contractual obligations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259318
Demons would be classy as fuck, and probably have S++ level negotiation abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259346
Goddamn!
I'd love to get a feel of those titties.
I'd love to see them on a tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259300
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259346
>"Well, what do you say boya?"
>"I'll let you fuck them as much as you want every single day.
>"All you have to do is sign the contract and become my husband~"

Would you? I sure as fuck would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259357
Depends.
Do they go bigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259357
She's underestimating how much I love playing with big tits. She's also underestimating how big I love them. I'll sign that contract, I can only hope she'd be prepared for the required Hathor Milk and Fondling.

We'll see what breaks first, her spirit, or her clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259357
Meh.. Tits aren't really my thing, but if she had an ass that didn't quit we would be in business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259366
>>14259369
As big as you want them. It's in the contract.

>>14259371
Look at the curve man, she's got a a nice ass.
And if you want, she can get some help "Enhancing" it with some Hathor Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259373
Like I said, she underestimates what it'll take to please me. If she remains cool and haughty once I'm done with her or once the Hathor milk jugs are empty, I'll be impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259373
Well, I hope she's ready to spend most of her day sitting because she's going to have titties that put holst's to shame, an ass that takes up two seats on the couch, and soft body made for snuggling...and breeding...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259378
She chose you because of your spectacular love of breasts anon. She'd make them the size of beanbag chairs if you wanted her to, and she's still look as haughty as ever with her face covered in your seed.
That look will only go away when she wants to cuddle you, and then it'll be replaced with a loving smile.

>>14259380
You'd better take responsibility for making her like that anon. 12 daughters will be a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259316
>Okay Anon, your a married man now.
>And your wife is a sexy snake monster that rules a dungeon.
>Yay...you?
>The echidna looks like she's just won and is the lottery and is circling you doing a happy dance.
>Or at least you think its that. snake dancing is weird.
>The next thing you know she's got you by the arm and dragging you through a door, Ignoring your pleas to stop and explain things.
>"All in due time anon, for now I want to know you better"
>You turn back to look through the closing door at the confused faces of the leader and Dave behind.

I don't have the time to right a proper ending right now, so you can put one here if you want and I'll credit you in the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259393
Oh, I'd make it more than worth her while.
We'll spawn a whole legion of demons to snuggle and cuddle with, watching movies with me and their super soft mom.
She's going to be perpetually pregnant and milky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259402
>snake dancing is weird
Says you. you just don't appreciate such a fine art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259406
>Due to their mother's perpetually busty state and their father's breast mania, all of the Demon's daughters become Oppai Lolis.
>As they grow up, they become curvy titty monsters like their mother.
>Eventually they're sent off to find husbands to form contracts with.
All for the glory of Oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259414
Indeed, she'll be the brood mother to a new, busty race of demons with curves for days.
One can only wonder what the constant pregnancies are going to do to her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258991
>>Her mistake, as you planted a fist strait into her face before she could strangle you.
>>Which you had to repeat several times before she got the message and let you go. Dam monster toughness.
fucking ow. that must of hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259019

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259417
>Her already heaving breasts grow bigger and start to lactate
>Her hips get wider and her ass gets bigger.
>And most of all she starts to crave you more and more, desiring you to fuck her often.
What would Demon Milk taste like anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259430
>"I'll never be fashionable like those girls in that magazine."
>"I'm never gonna find a boy who likes me now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259431
Blueberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259436
Really? Because for some reason I imagine it tasting like those blue raspberry candies, even though blue raspberry isn't a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259430
Too much matting, she's also missing an arm and a half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259441
Could be.

Lord knows there'd be enough to go around after all those kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259402
http://pastebin.com/8atLkWye
And for the record that guy earlier was not me, I despise weight gain.

[Anonymous No.]

With all the talk about chubby monster girls, this seems relevant:

https://orig08.deviantart.net/8e0c/f/2015/296/4/b/jabxb_by_phanaxial-d9e23n8.jpg

Finished and SFW versions of this picture and finished version of the Butter T one hopefully soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
butter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
Now that's a thick jabberwock, almost too much for me. Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
Damn, that's a soft wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259430
>>14259442

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
Looks nice. Very, very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
The tentacle 3ith the fat is a nice touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259449
You need to change that last part orange.
you cant just hype how much of a tick that guy is and then do nothing with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259449
well done on that greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259449
Of all the people to do a echidna greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259466

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259494
Ah. I meant the one holding the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259494
Think that tentacle would blow raspberries on that tummy?

I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259506
I know I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259499
hazukashii

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and remember to watch out for dolls who find their way into your home.
They may need repairs or work their way into your bed so they can cuddle you as you sleep.

4k words into the Halloween story

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259538
post it, do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259544
No, it's not done yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259494
And that's why Jabberwock is the official NEET MG. Almost anyone that could perform oral sex on themselves would never willingly leave the house again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259548
You're underestimating the MG's love for dick.But that's still a good reason to stay home.

She can even kiss herself with the other tentacle while receiving oral and fondling her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259548
>And that's why Jabberwock is the official /d/ mascot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259556
So this is the power of Wocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259548
Poor NEET Gazer, she came first and yet has been dethroned from the NEET recliner throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259574
Let's not forget the smelliest of all, the NEETipede, who looks like Tomoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259574
She isn't chubby and neet enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259574
At she has her flatchest loving bitchboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259586
Where does the stinky Oomukade meme come from? If anything I'd reckon they smell good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259597
It comes from the story Night Terrors, where the MC has a fetish for smells or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259597

This http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259597
It's because Alp is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259548
God the is hilarious for some reason, a chubby neet jabberwock who just masturbates using her tentacles. She'd like a human boy, but the tentacles are fine enough.

Meanwhile neet gazer is jealous her tentacles have to end with eyes and not mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259612
>a slut
I beg your pardon, but where's the connection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259616
Even a stinky smell is enough to get you off, plus I like to bully you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259622
Since when were you under the impression I was him though?
I mean I totally am, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259616
You're a total slut. Hopping from story to story with no shame nor any sense of commitment. Textbook traits of a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259548
going to take the opportunity to say
Futa Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259449
>iron-beast
i thought you sucked, what the hell, did the other people on the internet lied to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259630
My Alp-dar is strong, now go eat a butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
That's the perfect amount of health. That Jabberwock was made for hugging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259630
>>14259616
I want to marry a stinky alp writefag and cuddle her while I'm inside her and telling her that although her stories are mediocre and have god awful dialogue and it's silly that the black dragon story is supposed to focus on femdom yet the dragon is younger than the guy, I still enjoy them and that cat GILF is great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259640
I'll have this one then.>>14256944

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259637
Unlike some people beast makes an attempt to get better and doesn't stagnate and actually listens to criticism even if it is harsh.

He's been improving since he got here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259643
>you have to be older to be a dom
That's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259649
Yeah, lolidom is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

Moff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259649
I mean I guess you can, but I just can't get into a younger girl dominating me. Even if she's younger than me by only a year or to I just can't feel like I'm being dominated.

She could be 6 ft, have me tied up and step on me, forcing me to lick her feet, and I still wouldn't be into it. And I'm a pretty hard sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259655
Well that's your problem, not mine. Can't help you there.
And the story isn't even supposed to focus on femdom, it's about wuv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259651
All praise Katja!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259658
I swear way back you talked about it being tender gentle femdom. I know it was something femdom related dammit. You can't worm out of this Alp. Take responsibility. Are you a manly Alp or a pussy Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259663
Tender loving femdom is what Vertex is about. And of course there is going to some in that story too, but it's not the focus, it just happens naturally.
Or it would, if I was ever going to write more of it. Only bugs and bishies and desert girls in the future though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259653
You come home only to find your moth daughteru has eaten through one of your shirts. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259678
She goes naked for a week. If she really, REALLY needs something to wear I'll let her choose between the nipple clamps and the chastity belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259685
>doing shit like that to your daughter
You are not living your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259678
I pat her head and excuse myself for not feeding her properly. Then I go wash off her shiny moth dust off my hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259669
>bishies
And which story is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453

That's past the point of being thick and into the realm of being flabby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259688
It's her fault, she's old enough to know that my clothes aren't her food, she isn't a toddler anymore. It's the clamps or the belt this time, but next time it'll be both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259698
Endurance, the one with the bishie who becomes an unwilling porn star for the weekend after meeting an Elf online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259700
I'd still hit that with a bouquet of flowers and box of chocolates

[Anonymous No.]

You're not too old to play with dolls, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259722
Yes I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259722
Of course not, I have 3 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259726
O-okay. They'll just go back in the dark storage box then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259729
No. I'll sell them on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259730
Not separately, I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you're due for your next check-up with your sadistic Manticore dentist.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
>"Say 'Aaaaah~'..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259722
The figmas on my desk say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259729
Are you trying to end up like the protagonist of the Jonathan Coulton song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259736
No clue what that means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259733
Me? See a dentist? That's a good one, I'm British.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfklKnOg4w

Short version is guy is haunted by doll, and he to get rid of it, and it backfires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259637
Are we reading the same story? He still has a long way to go.
But he really is improving, which is a rare thing for a writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259740

I've inherited my ancestors British teeth and if I didn't spend massive amounts on my dentist I would be in incredible pain and missing literally half of my teeth right now.

Wouldn't being a brit mean that you should visit them more often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259470
I cant make up my mind on how to change it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259747
Apart from not seeing a dentist I take pretty good care of them, it's more that I've never had any reason to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259747
I'm British and have never had a cavity or needed dental work done. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259742
>http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ
holy shit, nostolgia, the last time I heard this was close to 10 years ago.

Doll actually seems really cute or even slutty:

>Ruined eye: damaged goods moe, very cute
>When you fix a snack the doll says it would like one too: very cute
>It's got a pretty mouth, to swallow you whole: read between the lines TBH, she lusts for dick
>doll is...in your bed: she's a cuddler
>Asks if you need that much honey: scolding older-sister moe

[Anonymous No.]

Too monstr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259757
A bit creepy, but I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259757
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259757
Depends. How's the va-jay-jay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259757
>too monster
Impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259757
Just monster enough, she looks extremely huggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259764
Furry please go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259751
Simple orange.
just replace the last paragraph with the echidna punishing the leader. or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259764
http://i.imgur.com/hk3ATxP.jpg
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259769
Its got tits. It can feed its young. Good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259769
Where do I go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259470
>you cant just hype how much of a tick that guy is and then do nothing with it.
This. You constantly showed what an asshole the leader was then ignored that plot point at the end. The dialogue was also a little off, and the characters actions towards the end were weird. Putting on a bracelet because the monster trying to kill you said so? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259747
No it just means that you got unlucky and lost the genetic lottery.

I'm in the same boat as you, it really really sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU

Hoplite, Legionnaire. Whatever, they're still the basic infantry unit. Not everybody can be a Legate.

>TFW Horsepussy Kingdom saving Lescatie from Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259769
Wonderful, would make love to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259777
I know I kinda rushed the end.
I'm working on it now. weather or not it will be better or worse, only Jesus knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>"E-Excuse me... Do you know where one might find a place that sells bird seed?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259785
Armored monster girls are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259789
What nonsense is this, woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259789
There's a lot of places like that. Specially in this day and age

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259789
Pet shop's down the road, lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259789
Jeez lady, you're shaking a bit, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259789
There's a place on the other end of town, I could show you where it is if you like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259789
What do you need with that? do you have a pet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259810
>shotashit

[Anonymous No.]

Could somebody post more /ss/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259812
Well there is that small bird in-between her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259812
Look into her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259819
>>14259820
Maybe it's a fake bird and it's part of her plot to gain bird seed.

[Anonymous No.]

You require the services of a witch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259824
Yeah, I need the services of an attractive witch.
Seen one anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259823
So what you're saying is when I turn around to point in the direction of the pet store, she pulls a chloroform-soaked rag over my face, then drags my unconscious body to her nest, deep in the woods on the outskirts of town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258960
>>14258998
Pastebin. Let's see if the cuntrag posting system let's me post now that's I've deleted all the links and helpful information that steers people away you GIANT COCKGURGLING CUNTRAG ADMINS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259826
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14258080
Yet another girl who will never have a proper story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259824
I don't know, she doesn't seem too trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259824
Yes, my house is plagued by mice and I need someone to chase them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259838
After all she only wants you for your white stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259840
Well, of course you'll get more if you just dick them to punish them. That's why they keep coming back too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259824
WITCHI BITCHI
BURN THEM ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259842
This is what I told this one mouselester. You dick one as punishment, they'll start doing mischief on purpose to get caught.

Before you know it, your lounge will be filled with pregnant mouse girls, lying around eating your cheese and watching your television.

And you'll need to take responsibility for every litter they give birth to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259847
Why is the kitty gagged but the others aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259824
>>14259847
Never watched or read this, is WCW good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259856
Short answer: Yes
Long answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-3Fgrn7Rls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259449
This story has been changed from line 88 onward
is this better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259859
Now for the most important question of all, anime or manga?
>that ED
Anime it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259860
Kinda miss the happy dance line but yes. its a little better.

[Anonymous No.]

You are now the head of a monster girl dating service. The following person has applied to your website. He is a member of a wealthy family and insists he'll pay like crazy when he inherits the fortune, offering everything he owns as payment if he doesn't. What girl do you send this guy? You need to make him happy to get payment.

20 years old.
Nice person who enjoys the company of others and has a few friends.
Raised by psychologically abusive helicopter parents.
Entire extended family is laughably fucked up.
Lots of willpower to overcome challenges.
Is unable to forge ahead on his own due to an unreliable understanding of how the world and people work.
Scores <300 points on the student stress scale.
Is not a danger to himself or others.

Further information is available upon request.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259865
This is just...painfully obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259865
He obviously needs a firm hand. OCDnubis it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259865
Easy. Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259870
I want to confess to Anubis-senpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259870
As much as I'm always one to tout the greatness of Anubi, I'm not entirely sure they'd be all that great to help with the "Unable to forge ahead due to an unreliable understanding of how the world and people work" bit. So I'mma side with >>14259872 a Kikimora would probably serve his needs better.
I'm not some kind of selfish prick who just doesn't think he deserves an Anubis, don't be silly.

>>14259873
Me too anon, me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259873
Based on her looks, this is a highly stressed honor student Anubis who needs to take a "breather" every now and again, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259860
Kinda feel sorry for dave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259869
If I was the one with helicopter parents I wouldn't be on 4chan.

>>14259870
He literally has a form of OCD.

>>14259872
He's top of every class he's in, exercises regularly, has friends, and is transferring to a top university. This is about finding a girl to deal with external problems, not external. Which girl can cheer up a husbando if the husbando isn't the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259878
So...she's Nana and I can be her Kaoru?
That works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259873
I want a cute Anubis kohai to confess to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259865
probably either a kikimora or an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259881
>Which girl can cheer up a husbando if the husbando isn't the problem?
Yeti. The guy just needs a hug and all his problems will melt away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259881
Genki Yeti then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259882
>actually getting it
Good boy. You can have a delicious brown tomboy Sphinx for a third wheel if it pleases you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259881
1) You said external twice
2) The "Unable to forge ahead due to-" blah blah blah bit made it sound as though this guy would be quite introverted.
3) If that's not the case and, rather than an active interpersonal life, what he needs is personal emotional security, then I'd recommend a girl who'd give him a big, loving family. Like a Mouse of some sort, or an Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259865
I'll send him a matango and then rob the idiot blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259892
I'm good just focusing wholely on Anubis-senpai. Thanks though, glad I could catch the reference.

>>14259884
Now there's an interesting subversion of the norm. MG kouhai wanting their HB senpai to notice them could be interesting discourse for future content...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259896
>even as a Monster Girl, Ryuko is unloved and unwanted
I am enveloped by sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259890
>>14259891
Genki Yetis are really good taste. How do they repair an actively broken life? Hugs alone won't do that.

>>14259893
The specifics about the guy are irrelevant. The question was finding which girl can help a husbando who has problems out of his reach. This is finding a match for a successful guy with a really bad support system.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get in a scandalous relationship with an Anubis Overseer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259899
The hugs will kindle his spirit into solving his problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259899
>Finding a match for a successful guy with a really bad support system
Right. Then I reiterate. Baby-crazy girls. Mice, echidnae, etc. Big loving family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259900
I always get a kick when one of the screencaps I've forged gets posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259900
What is this, a screencap for slaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259913
Open it in a new tab and be amazed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259913
Open it in a separate tab, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259915
>>14259916
What is this anubis witchcraft?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259924
Your puny slave-mind could never comprehend it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259924
>Anubis in a sexy witch outfit
Drawfags? Pls?

[Anonymous No.]

What is best in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259932
To fuck your enemies, and see them pregnant before you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259840
I'll do it on one condition, I get to keep any mice I catch and sniff them as much as I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259926
Sexy enough?
>>14259932
Hot water. Good dentishtry. Shoft lavatory paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259933
Having just finished playing/reading Rougoku no Misleat I can confirm this.

Bringing evil bitches to ruin feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

What does it mean to live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259951
It means that you've got a metabolism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259951
Fight, and eat good food.
Fight, and drink fine wine.
Fight, and sleep with beautiful women, hell, fight with beautiful women!
That is what it means to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259956
I don't like you, Augus. How many millennia did you let Deus get away with his bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259958
17, If I remember right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259860
Well at least he knows it was a dumb idea.
also good choice to give that guy a name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259951
undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce (either sexually or asexually) and, through evolution, adapt to the environment in successive generations

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259942
Ears not big enough. Paws not soft enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259968
No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259960
If Augus wanted a good fight, why not fight Deus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259971
Yes bully, Alp.

The Tail needs to be fluffier. The eyes don't have enough hearts in them. And where's the magic wand? The wooden staff which is really just her crook painted brown? But most of all, where's the broomstick she can ride, even if the shaft rides up high between her plump buttcheeks?

Come on, give me something here.

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>>14259974
More like "why not Deus again?"
they have thought be fore, Deus being the only guy other then ashura to make augus draw his blade.
Man, MGE would be freaking paradise for Augus. just sex and punching all day long.

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>>14259979
I keep forgetting to take out that H in asura's name

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259977
Fine. Be right back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259987
Brilliant. Make sure you have the broomstick hike up her dress when she sits on it, as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Discuss foxbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259996
I'm done here. This is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259997
Would rather Dollbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259997
The ass if phat but the fluff is just not enough. It's gotta have mofu if it wants me to give it tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259997
Damn, I spilled yogurt all over mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259997
Best butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259951
To die

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260002
I got you covered man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259998
Is it? Or is it just that you don't want to admit you're infatuated with your own anubiwitch drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260013
Nonsense. Only one fool loves both Anubi AND Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260011
But where are the doll-joints?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259997
How do these small foxes have such tight, well-toned butts? What is their secret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260019
She doesn't have any because she is actually an undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260017
But I also love anubi and dragons. Granted, there's few monstergirls I don't love, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260020
Dem squats bruh

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl woul be the best to help you pilot Daimidaler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260022
Fine, so do I. But I don't love Anuwitchbutt. I'd draw a Dragon leaning over with her rump in the air if I wasn't lazy and watching more Ashita no Joe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260027
The health robot? Well, that seems like a self-answering question.
But I'll post a healthwolf instead of a holst, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260030
Do it. Draw that dragon. Actually, draw all the dragon types, with their butts in the air.

Also, I have a list of other things I want to see an anubis wear. If you won't fall in love with the anubiwitch, then you'll fall in love with another anubis variant, so help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260042
>all the dragon types
That's it. I'm quitting. Finish it yerself ya daft bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

You all know why i called you here.
We are here to discuss the new boy anon that just moved in the dormitory.
Almost nobody has caught a glimpse of him yet.
He seems to go out at night to buy his food.
The wolf girl can smell cooking (quite fucking delicious cooking at that) coming from his room so we assume he has some form of cooking applications in his room.

NOW

how can we get this anon to come to our hall orgie.... meetings. as you all know we exhausted the previous boy so the org.... meetings have been put on hold.
this leaves everyone very frustrated and we dont want anyone to be expelled for proactive dating.

so

whats your plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260052
No, you love it, though. You know you want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260055
We knock on his door, he opens it, we ask him to come.
Plan B in case he doesn't open the door: slip a note under it.
Plan C: use Wurm's head as a battering ram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260063

very convincing.
....
so who here wants to stand in front of his door ready to accept refusal ?

maus what about you ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260056
DONE. Bye now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260055
It's simple.
We kill the Batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260069
But I didn't even tell you my list yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260074
The chuuni says no.
Gimme list

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch highly inacurate ninja films with a Kunoichi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259238
>tfw probably one of the few people who completely got that reference

Well fuck.

Back to HPK then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260077
Okay.
I want to see an anubis...

Dressed as Kaoru Tanamachi from Amagami (with similarly fluffy hair)
Wearing Katia Waldheim's (MUVLUV) fortified suit
Dressed as Tharja of Fire Emblem (spellcasting optional)
Wearing nothing but a coverall, open to show her cleavage and just a hint of her pelvis
In a wedding dress
With extremely large twintails
Doing lewd things in zero gravity
With her hair done up in a ponytail, with a hime cute and side-bangs (http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51574055))
In another wedding dress
Interlacing fingers/digits while holding hands
Drooling in pleasure onto a pillow while getting her ears cleaned and rubbed

I know I've thought of more things, but that's the first time I've actually typed out that list. Maybe I'll turn it into a commision chart/list, like Jabberwock guy. Now there's a person who knows how to organise.

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>>14260113
What, tanks and swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260115
>Wearing nothing but a coverall, open to show her cleavage and just a hint of her pelvis
>Doing lewd things in zero gravity
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260113
Isn't that a 40K thing. One of the angry people, being angry as usual.

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>>14260120
It's tempting, it really is. But I've got this scene in my head. And in this scene, she's wearing a transparent white nightgown, which starts to slowly drift upwards as the gravity disappears and her feet leave the floor. It exposes more of her body as she floats higher, twirling and somersaulting like a dancer caught in slow motion, framing her like a set of ethereal wings.

But, y'know, I like your idea too.

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>>14260138
It could be the same Anubis. In one scene it's her in her usual coveralls, what with he being a mechanic and all, and in the other, it's her after some big, high society ball or whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260106
Ninja or no, any bad movie lover is a friend of mine.

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>>14260147
Okay, that works. It makes me wonder if a engineer anubis would feel out of place in a high society ball. Like she thinks everyone expects her to be some sort of charismatic, royal-upbrining type person, like how anubi are normally seen, and she's just somone who'd rather spend her time in the company of machines.

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>>14260170
>It makes me wonder if a engineer anubis would feel out of place in a high society ball
Of course she would, that's why she needed the sexy times to unwind afterwards.
Also to get some oil all over that silly gown that's not her type at all.

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>>14257822
>The rogue isn't the one running with the pot o' gold

Shit rogue or shit artist, still nice pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260167
I want her to get frustrated at the movies and keep pointing out their problems in a flustered tone, not to enjoy them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14257822
>You will never have a QT Dullahan meidou who chases you down with her ancestral sword whenever you misbehave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260207
I bet she got that shit at dungeon ikea.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go into a dungeon made by a Monster Lord, who calls it a Hellish Dungeon that no one could ever survive, but it's filled with cute cuddly stuff because she hates that stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

Come on anon, you know you want to...

I mean it's even the weekend coming up! You could propose at the Horse Pussy Races and one of those cool guys that show up in the papers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260245
they're all Chuunis, every dullahan.

>get's mad at you for being lazy
>chases you down
>"Master, how dare you sqaunder your potential...lazing around...how dare you? Prepare to face the wrath of my sword, passed down for generations, The Inverse Guillotine of foreseen decapitation and demise!"
>she swings at you, all flustered and sweaty, crazy look in her eyes
>you catch it between your palms and snap it, like some sort of anime
>"I-I-Impossible..." she says, stunned, as she watches the blade splinter in slow motion
>she drops to her knees and the broken sword clatters to her side
>you pick it up and inspect it
>"Made in ...China? Seriously?" you squint in disbelief
>she begins to pout and tears roll down her cheeks
>"N-No that sword has been passed down for g-generations"
>"But it has $5 dollars written on it in sharpie, in fact I think I remember you bringing this home from the flea market a while ago?"
>she starts crying even more
>you rub her back and promise to buy her a new one, deciding to play along with her little chuuni fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260276
I think the thing that bothers me the most about horsepussyposting is that city folk don't know how badly it can fuck up your dong.
See: http://m.livescience.com/16903-sex-animals-bestiality-penile-cancer.html

That is, unless mamono mana somehow makes incompatible genitalia, well, compatible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259268
And then anon got primal'd, is that echidna named Scree by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

what is she thikgn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260304
Kinky as fuck blood play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260304
"Heads will roll!"
...sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259789
>nobody made a 'how 'bout I give you MY seed,' joke
I am disappointed to the point of sadness-induced melancholy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260304
>>14260285
>>14260245
seriously, what do their kids look like?

Can they concieve?
Do the kids look like them but "normal?"
Does MGE jump the shark and do they giver birth to little babbies with pre-seperated heads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260343
Head first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260343
This is the point you call it shark jumping? fucking really?

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm finally dropping out of college, which MG would punch me in the solar plexus with all her strenght?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260113
>knowing shitty wh funny picture is oldfag
Well meme'd my friend, have a cyanide pill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260357
Kikimora?
Others would only encourage that so you could have more time to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260174
I'm not sure if you mean oil in the sexual euphamism sense, or the literal sense, but it just made me come up with this.

>Working on an interstellar cruise liner as an apprentice under the anubis
>As a celebration of its 200th flight, it's hosting an elaborate party on the main deck
>You and the anubis are both invited, the main event held in the dance hall on the bridge deck
>Every time you ask her, she says she'd rather not go
>Even when the Chief Officer comes down personally to ask you both
>After some (lots) of pushing, she finally relents
>On the night of the party, you're waiting outside her cabin in your dapper tuxedo, trying to get her to come out
>She keeps talking about how her dress looks ridiculous, and that she needs more time to fix it
>Eventually you just get tired, and open the door on her
>Her dress is amazing
>Light and airy, with creams and whites colouring the silk, all puctuated with her golden headpiece, and a dark blue gem set into a gold neclace
>When you tell her she looks beautiful, she tells you that you should get better taste
>Awkwardly, she gives her paw to you, and you go arm-in-arm to the dance hall
>It's full and bustling, full of high-society bigwigs and important looking people, some wearing officer's uniforms, others shadowed by big stern bodyguards in suits
>You mingle around a little bit, and spend an enjoyable half hour watching the normally confident anubis reduced to blushing and meek smiling as you dance uncertainly together
>Hours later, you're sat at the Captain's table, dining with people you've mostly never seen before
>Jokes, anecdotes and stories are exchanged, you and your partner keeping quiet through it all
>Until eventually, the conversation turns to her, one woman asking the engineer's opinion on something
>She fumbles, doing her best to answer and not come off as some low society rube
>Thank god the Captain saves her, giving an answer and acting like the anubis came up with it in the first place, redirecting the people's attention
>Once dinner's finished, the anubis leans over and whispers to you that she's going to head off, sneakily leaving the table
>You get your chance to follow her minutes later, leaving the table and making your way from deck to deck, back to her room
>There's a note on her door
>"Down on Deck C, aft observation room 2"
>You follow the note down, through deserted corridors, until you find the door, locked to public access
>You open it with your pass and step inside
>It's entirely dark, with a view of deep space from the window that stretches from floor to ceiling, across the entire, hall-like room
>The only light comes from the middle of the room, where one of the floor panels has been removed, along with a mess of piping and wiring
>The anubis is down there in the maintainence shaft, with a toolbox and a torch
>She's still wearing her dress, ruined by now, all splashed and smeared with oil, marked with dirt and dust
>When you ask her what she's doing down here, she simply says she's working ahead of schedule
>And when you ask her why she's actually down here, she just says "I feel more comfortable here than up there."
>She explains about how much more ordered this all this, how much easier it is to understand, compared to all the people upstairs
>After a few moments of silence and looking out into space, she asks you if you're going to help her with with job
>You take off your suit, roll up your sleeves, and work your way down into the crawlspace with her
>It's a shame about the dress
>But you decide, as she shoots you a grin, hair all ruffled and cheek smeared with oil, that you like this look on her better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260357
Anubis, she's the type to make you grovel at her feat while apologizing for being human garbage.
Also seems like the kind to kick you while doing so and "request" you dedicate yourself to working for her since you have nothing to do now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260357
A Hinezumi.

If shit doesn't work, shit doesn't work anon but don't get discouraged in finding what does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260357
the Crow Tengu who's been watching you do your homework in the library will be sad, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260372
She's not sad that she will no longer see him but sad that now she has to take time to peak through his bedroom window to get a glimpse of him.

Tengus have it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

What if crow tengus laid tenga eggs?
They could be called tengu tengas, or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260357
>it's not a blogpost if I mention monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260357
Don't feel too bad, Anon. The soul-crushing world of academia isn't for everyone. I'm sure an Anubis mechanic would be happy to direct you to some good trade schools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260378
Woah, great post, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260395
Thank you. I put a lot of emotion into making it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260364
I want to be mad about a hard working Anubis but I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260402
Why would you want to be mad about her? She tries her best after all.
Unless you mean mad in the "madly in love" sense. In which case, why can't you be mad about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260276
>>14260276
You know with all this fucking horsepussy posting you do, you'd think there'd be a story from you to show how much you absolutely love those winking clit bestialityfag bait girls instead of endlessly posting like that one faggot who laments the fact that he won't ever be breastfed by Apsara or a Holstaur.

You're almost as annoying as the Warshit posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260424
You seem mad.
You also seem to be posting unrelated images, so you haven't got much of a leg to stand on, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260436
Well between all the "I LOVE ALPS" bullshit, faggots pushing for horsepussy, and namefags attentionwhoring because reasons it all gets kind of grating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260424
>You're almost as annoying as the Warshit posters.
You can't say stuff like that so lightly. The horse pussy kingdom stuff is at least OC and funny at times while "muh purge, muh heresy" is the same old tired shit every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260441
What about the nice greentexts anon? what about the occasional fantastic new art? What about the mausposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260445
>the same old tired shit every time
As supposed to the "lel, rape" meme, which is still somehow fresh, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260452
I like the mausposting, because it means I don't personally have to vocalise my love for agressive sniffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260454
You know, I think mouse sniffing is a good example of just saying something over and over again, until it infects everyone. It didn't sound good at first, but now I really want to just grab one and take a big whiff. What the fuck, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260454
Ever since maussniffer showed up I can't help but wonder what a maus would actually smell like. He's never told me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260457
I think it's bringing out hidden urges. The fact that mousegirls are the subject is secondary to the idea of just taking a monstergirl you like, and utterly drowning yourself in their scent. Just burying your nose in their hair, or in the crook of their neck, and just filling your lungs with them, until their smell is intoxicating your mind and making you lust for them, like some feral animal.

Then we associate it with the mice, which are the subject of the post actually typed out, and we suddenly want to do it to a mousegirl. At least, that's how I view it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260463
Yet people call me weird for wanting to huff Manticore mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260453
Angry 40kid detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260463
I just like making mousegirls feel weird in their tummies and naughty bits, and surprising them from behind or holding them down while I sniff them all over is a great way to achieve that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
Well that didn't take long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260465
I don't think that's weird. I love the fact that they have manes. The fur probably soaks up all their pheremones and any sweat which might run down her face or neck, so just getting a whif of it would be like overpowering your mind with her raw smell.
One of the reasons I like hellhounds, too. I bet their little fur tuft smells all spicy.

>>14260468
I bet you'd do all sorts of things to make them feel weird and squirmy in their tummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260445
>The horse pussy kingdom stuff is at least OC and funny at times
Not him, but what exactly about that forcing faggot is 'funny'? It's as stale and bland as warshit as you guys put it, if not more so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260479
It's a shame I can't ever find the time to write Manticores since I apparently don do it wrong anyway.

All I want in life an Ara Ara Manticore who gets overlooked for the younger lionesses to grab a man, shove his face into her voluminous mofumofu mane and overpower him with the smell of her pheromones before she gives his shoulder a little nibble, telling him it's not sporting to be all quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260479
>I bet you'd do all sorts of things to make them feel weird and squirmy in their tummies.
Oh, you bet I would. I'd kiss them on their noses and fondle their ears and stroke their tails. I'd tie them up and 'accidentally' touch their little butts and small, perky boobies while they're powerless to resist! I'd even massage their tummies to try and make them feel better, but that might just make things worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260463
>>14260468
>>14260479
these are my fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a mousegirl go eek-eek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260467
Well meme'd indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260472
When morning comes and Jabber has to get to school which mouth has the toast in it while she runs?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Dullahans all having Dubliner accents
>MFW they say "fine" and it comes out as "foyne"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260503
She has the toast in her mouth, while one jabbermouth holds the butter, and the other one holds the knife to spread it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260508
Would you tease her about it? I bet her head would pout and blush and hate you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260512
>running with a knife in your mouth
and then Jabber-chan was kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260513
Nah I'd only bully her if she asked if she could "schalack your shaleilegh"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260519
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pinch a Kobold's nipples and call her a bad girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260535
You better not be sending mixed messages! It'll confuse her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260515
>Dying on a butterknife

All right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260472
She's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260542
She can handle it, all the cuddles and headpats and spankings she gets from me are all done out of love! She knows she isn't a bad girl in general, but just a bad girl occasionally! Sure she's rather young but she likes it when I call her a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260492
I bet it is. I bet you just want to get a fit werewolf to work out until her body's utterly coated in sweat, and she's a panting, lithely muscled mess.
I bet you'd pull her away from the shower, lay her exhausted body on the ground, and just go to town on her, licking and sniffing until all your sense is melted away by her animal scent. You'd let those pheremones reduce your mind to that of a beast, until you're acting more like an animal than she is, just pressing your nose into her navel, licking up every salty drop from her slick, washboard abs. And if she protests, you'd just put your teeth to her throat, a hand in her hair, and listen to her whine on instinct, just letting you lap her all up and steal her smell away, rubbing your own onto every inch of her skin.

Then I bet you'd take her into the shower, just so the two of you can have passionate, vigourous sex. Fucking like you're both under the power of the full moon, while water turns to steam on your bodies. You'd wash the fuck out of her, and lather that shampoo into her hair until she's drooling.
And when you're both dried off, I bet you'd bury your nose in her soft, fluffy hair again just to revel in how clean it feels, and how fragrant it smells.
You'd go to bed with her head nestled against your chest, her perky ears tickling your cheeks as you fall asleep to her smell, letting it seep into your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260472
I'm really digging the tentacle's teeth and the scales of her hand

I wish I went to school with a wock

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Wock to help me Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260571
I want a Wock to use her tentacles to help an Alp explore her new body and prep it for the threeway

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260573
I want a Wock to dress up in latex and make me lick her foot-claws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259357
>you will never milk your Demon waifus gigantic titties

[Anonymous No.]

What do Wock-milk and Wock-juice taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260571
Why would you want to Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260596
Grapes and/or cough syrup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260597
I wouldn't want to Alp permanently, I just want to know what it's like to be a delicious loli or a busty Christmas Cake.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one get past writer's block?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260603
Ugh, I hate cough syrup. Red grape for me, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260606

You don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259453
The perspective make her claws look kinda dinky, but otherwise she looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a kiki that she's no longer needed as I introduce her to my new shoggoth maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260573
>The Jabberwock uses her tentacle tongues to eat out the Alp while she uses her hands to massage the newly transformed girl's breasts
>The Alp has never felt anything like this before, moans fill the air as she grips the sheets
>"That just about does it, you look ready"
>The Alp looks confused for a moment before noticing the Jabberwock's boyfriend positioning himself at her entrance
>She swallows hard as she looks at the rod about to enter her
>To this day neither the man or the Jabberwock can forget the look of bliss on that Alp's face when she got her first taste of womanhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260614
I want to start a shelter for homeless Kikis who get shunned by horrible masters like you! I want to find them all jobs and let them live with me and clean for me as long as they want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14259810
This is getting translated? Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260606
You write. If you can't write one thing, write another.

If you think your writing sucks, then congratulations, you know how to be critical. All you need to do now is know how to write well. The only way to do that is by reading, and, obviously, writing.

Seriously, there's no solution here except brute forcing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260614
You disgust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260606
By ripping that block of shit in half with rage and love, and maybe fucking it too.

I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260605
Isn't going Alp a permanent ordeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260614
I want to introduce a kiki to the shoggoth maid conglomerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260606
This >>14260629

And if you don't feel like starting another story just make a greentext or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260635
Don't tell him that, Alps that realize they made a mistake are the best to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260605
I think I'd like to know too, simply for the sake of idle curiosity, but I still don't think I'd want any dicks going near me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260643
Yeah, I don't particularly want to get dicked as a girl. I just want to know what having tits and a vajeen feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260643
>>14260649
What if it was your waifu with a strap on/tentalce/dildo/etc? Would you let her fuck you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260650
Oh, absolutely. I'd do that as a guy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260642
That could be a fun story, an Alp who took a potion from a Lilim because she offered her some lesbian loving before turning her back human.
After a little playing around the Lilim smugly reveals that there's no return from Alping and that her real goal was finding a nice submissive pet for her son.

Moral of the story: Yuri is a lie and Alping is permanent

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260657
Well, at least the Alp has a nice Mother in Law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260650
>>14260655
Guys, we're the ones supposed to dick the monster girls, not the other way around

Think of how your waifu would react if she read what you are saying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260661
That nice mother in law is going to show her son the nice new bondage dungeon and Alp she got him for his birthday before coaching him on the basics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260650
This is getting into some tinder wood territory here. I definitely would, though. Only downside is that you can't pleasure the waifu as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260663
She'd be all for it, obviously. She's MY waifu, she's open to that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260667
>not getting a double-ended strapon with vibrations and clit stimulation for her
You don't even love her, do you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>TF/TG faggots sprouting up when Alps are mentioned
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260663
I liked the question from yesterday about "Would you do alp you?"

The answer was yes but she'd need to get a job

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260672
But that feels kind of impersonal, I think.
Now I don't know a lot about double-ended dildos, but they don't seem overly flexible. If I was in that situation, I'd want to be able to hold my waifu while we both get pleasured, rather than just both lie on our backs, butt-to-butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260678
It's part of the setting, if you don't like it you can make your own special safe thread with "no alps allowed" in the op.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260687
Oh, they can be flexible anon, just like your penis can be flexible. Dildos aren't rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260692
I will make a thread thats a safe space from Alps, OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260678
>>14260692
Yeah, only furries and scatfags and bronies aren't allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260605
>guy wants to alp
>gets raped by monstergirl
>doesn't alp
>realizes deep down he never wanted to lose his dick forever
>settles for using wonderland fruits with his new waifu

Could be a super cool story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260700
So brave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260712
I'm sort of planning something like this, but without the rape.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate a pair of alp twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260712
I don't think I'd mind using one of those wonderland fruits, and just dropping into the middle of a tentacle forest with my waifu. I've never really been into the whole TG thing, but that could be a pretty interesting bonding activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260734
I think we have enough faggots in the world, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14260739
But succubi babies can't be faggots.