/jp/! /jp/! I just had my first kiss! I never thought it would happen but it did! I'm so happy! I would tell my real friends but I don't have any... so I decided I would tell you! I still can't believe it actually happened! I thought I'd end up a wizard for sure, but it really happened!!!!~~~~~~~

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Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:33:57 2015 No.14244148 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/! /jp/! I just had my first kiss! I never thought it would happen but it did! I'm so happy! I would tell my real friends but I don't have any... so I decided I would tell you! I still can't believe it actually happened! I thought I'd end up a wizard for sure, but it really happened!!!!~~~~~~~

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:35:38 2015 No.14244154 You'll regret it. I've had so much sex and I regret all of it. I should have stayed loyal to my husbando.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:36:09 2015 No.14244155 >>14244148 ...w-was she asian?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:37:39 2015 No.14244162 I hope you picked best girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:40:32 2015 No.14244171 >>14244162 i do have to admit she wasn't really my type, but still, she asked me to kiss her and i wasn't about to say no..

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:41:50 2015 No.14244180 File: 31 KB, 391x264, 1441817585573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14244148 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:43:46 2015 No.14244187 >>14244171 Was she fat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:48:21 2015 No.14244203 >>14244148 >>14244154 Be gone, unpure swines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:49:11 2015 No.14244208 File: 110 KB, 1280x720, mpv-shot0017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I remember my first kiss It was bad I felt nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:50:54 2015 No.14244214 File: 10 KB, 131x225, 1337004487568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the hell is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:53:09 2015 No.14244228 Five minutes after my first kiss I had my first sex. regret it. Girls are really mean. I thought they'd be nice and cute like jaypees...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:55:18 2015 No.14244231 >>14244228 That's why you find yourself a cute trap/cute traps and sex them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:57:39 2015 No.14244241 File: 64 KB, 600x492, 1372013779910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14244231 traps are the mean too Face it jp, you'll never find someone nice and cute. They're either one or the other

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 17:59:32 2015 No.14244247 >>14244231 >>14244241 yeah traps are really mean too. The only nice people with cuddly personalities are on /jp/, and they're all regular looking guys, not girls...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:00:52 2015 No.14244253 >>14244247 >be a cuddly trap who posts on /jp/ Where's your god now?

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:02:51 2015 No.14244264
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>>14244247
There is absolutely 0 (zero) reason to ever leave jp. It's just better here, the outside world sucks and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.

>>14244253
a tru cuddly jp wouldn't brag about it, he'd be modest and never admit it because it's irrelevant what you look like when you're only on the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:06:14 2015 No.14244278 >>14244187 no, but she was a normie

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:08:13 2015 No.14244288
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>>14244264
I agree with you but at the end of the day, kissing and s*x feels really good...
I wouldnt fault anyone if they wanted to get prostitutes all the time, but I cant see myself being emotionally intimate with anyone but /jp/....

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:09:26 2015 No.14244296 File: 501 KB, 900x1000, 1416771839718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14244208 Just try and forget That's what I do

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:10:08 2015 No.14244297 My onahole is the only one that loves and understands me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:14:44 2015 No.14244319 Why would anyone NOT want to be a wizard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:15:52 2015 No.14244326 File: 545 KB, 644x807, Madotsuki.full.1774902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like madotsuki

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:17:12 2015 No.14244331 >>14244326 Is that the puke girl? Ewww

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Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:32:40 2015 No.14244375
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>>14244288
I always figured kissing and sex feel better with someone you're emotionally intimate with.
It's just gross and base otherwise, and I don't want anything to do with it or you, you dirty old man

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:36:12 2015 No.14244387 >>14244375 Maybe. But normie girls are good at lying to you to get wha they want. You'll think she loves you but she just wants sex. Losing peepee virginity awakens a thirst you didnt have before and it sucks. And I'm not a dirty old man!

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:40:14 2015 No.14244405
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>>14244387
yeah you're dirty as hell

Which is why you need to stay on jp. Emotional intimacy that is reliant on sexual intercourse is not true intimacy. It's sad that sweet people like those on jp can be so easily tricked but it's just part of what makes the jps so sweet and also rare. It's dangerous out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:42:04 2015 No.14244420 >>14244387 it's not just normie girls by the way. Boys, straight or gay, trap or not, are also mean as heck. There's no reason to go outside if it's not for something crucial like groceries or the hospital. Otherwise you're at risk of perversion

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:43:34 2015 No.14244425 >>14244297 It's better than you realize

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:43:37 2015 No.14244426 She doesn't really loves you. She is just using you. We are the only ones who'll ever really really love you. Leave her.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:49:32 2015 No.14244451

>>14244405
I'm really concerned for jaypees. Once dirty old man tried to exploit my loneliness to trick me into falling in love with him. He wanted to buy me hormones and clothes. I was lucky I was saved by an accident.

I learned from that. But it makes me wonder how many /jp/sies are emotionally vulnerable to be exploited by normies.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:54:37 2015 No.14244477

>>14244451
It's awful out there. I am fairly certain a large number of jps are vulnerable. God knows I am. Even though I know I am vulnerable I still let it happen without realizing it. I'm just plain dumb and it only makes me worry that much more about my fellow jps.

Please, learn from my multitude of errors, stay on jp and don't let anyone drag you away from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:54:40 2015 No.14244478 >>14244426 Of course you realize we're only strangers. We only love the idea of you. If we knew you in person, we probably wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:02:39 2015 No.14244519 >>14244478 I have seen too many horrors in this life. I don't care about such things as physical aspect. If I knew you IRL I would still love you even if you didn't back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:04:50 2015 No.14244535 File: 90 KB, 450x750, ISHYGDDT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14244148 I remember experimenting with a girl when I was 10 for about an hour. She licked my teeth, it was weird. Would not recommend.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:13:04 2015 No.14244566

This is a warning to all /jp/sies

Stay away from the evil temptations of sex and the myth that 3D will ever bring you happiness.

I had a very comfortable life taking it easy up until 4 years ago when a woman found interest in me. She was a qt and nice and didn't mind my hobbies. Eventually she slowly manipulated my actions ever so slowly. Over the years, at first with reasonable requests (or so they sounded) and slowly it was molding everything I did.
After a while it was full on dictatorship. I noticed that I was not the only person this happened to as I saw many other fellows in the normie world who the same thing happened to.
I eventually told her I wanted to be left alone and she faught hard to keep me around and I still had an emotional attachment (the first I've had since a child) to her.
I found later there was a reason for this.
She had sex with me more, and was nice for a few months to keep me and I guess I was happy that she was nice.
I wasn't fully happy so I still wished to be alone so I left and went back home to live with my mom again and just take it easy.

A week after this she calls and tells me that she was a 3 months pregnant with my child and that when we were together she stopped taking birth control and she purposefully compromised the condoms she bought. She said she thought a child would bring us together and make me stay.

I never wanted this and I cut off my phone and have not talked to her in almost 11 months and she wants money from me that I do not have as I am not looking for work and never will. I'll live in this house until my mom dies at which point I will kill myself.

Stay in your rooms, stay pure, and stay away from 3D women as they are evil and will try to trick you and make you there slaves.

Do not let women trick you /jp/, they are sociopaths that are only out to use you!

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:13:57 2015 No.14244573
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>>14244478
It's hard to be the same in real life as you are on the internet but I think if each of you was truly honest and trusted one another you would be fine even in the real world.
There's the danger of someone just tricking you of course. I think some people are just so nice they can't help but be the same in real life. It's especially true when you don't have reason to go outside anyways and as such don't need to act differently in order to survive out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:18:23 2015 No.14244591 I've kissed a guy before. Later we gave each other blowjobs. Never been with a girl, though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:18:50 2015 No.14244595 >>14244566 Sounds terrible. I'm so non-confrontational that I would probably have ended up doing everything that she told me to.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:24:21 2015 No.14244620

>>14244595
I did, but working is too hard from me. At first she took care of me which I did not mind as I had enough money to take care of myself. I thought I was lucky since she was cute and wanted to take care of me. It slowly changed and I was very straight forward about my interests in life.

I was working 72 to 74 hours a week a day trying to support her and she flipped it without me realizing.

My health is more important to me than working all day for a person who does not care about me and only wishes to manipulate me.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:28:03 2015 No.14244634

>>14244620
Congratulations, you're stronger willed than most normies.
but working yourself to death is pretty common for them. My stepdad works two jobs and my mom still complains about him not doing enough, while she only works one part time job and doesnt clean anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:29:06 2015 No.14244640 >>14244566 this is my biggest fear. why do people have to be such assholes about money. I just want to take it easy without people (even family or partners) fleecing each other 24/7.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:31:58 2015 No.14244648

I remember my first kiss...

I guess it was the first 'Real' relationship I had, so my girlfriend at the time took advantage of me and made me spend money and time on her. At least the cuddles were nice.

Turned out she was a real bitch. Apparently her parents said we weren't allowed to date anymore, but I passed by her place on a weekend, and she was making out on the porch with some beaner. I texted her and she told me she was 'out', so I deleted her number and erased her from my life.

Stick to 2D girls, they won't break your heart like reality will.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:35:17 2015 No.14244662

>>14244648
These are the only friends you need here.

I once had a French guy I used to talk to on skype all the time about, politics, video games, and anime/manga, VNs etc.

He disappeared recently though.

It hadn't been too bad as social contact is pretty over rated imo.

Plus we all are technically talking to each other, so were aren't really "lacking" socially.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:40:14 2015 No.14244690 >>14244566 Thanks for telling me everything I've already known since long ago. Too bad you couldn't take your own advice back then, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:43:21 2015 No.14244708 File: 200 KB, 468x453, wow whoa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another Athens or probably Saten anon thread in disguise

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:45:58 2015 No.14244715 Someone stole my first kiss when I was a kid. It wasn't even someone I liked and no one has kissed me again after that. I want my first kiss back, /jp/. How do I get it back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:48:00 2015 No.14244726 Congrats! Only do the sexin with a lady you wish to marry, though

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:51:04 2015 No.14244740 Had lots of little pecks and barely-touching kisses, but i kissed someone for like 10 whole seconds and then we ended up dating and then we made the most special, fairy-tale love and now we will be married in 2 months

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:51:30 2015 No.14244743 >>14244715 You gotta steal it back from someone pure.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:51:35 2015 No.14244744

>tfw had my first kiss at a club
>drunk as fuck then my friends convinced a girl to kiss me

>tfw second kiss happened 2 months later, same situation

Well when I came back to my house I listened to some 2hu songs so that's otaku culture, right jaypee~~?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:52:38 2015 No.14244755 File: 228 KB, 340x300, homuhomu12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14244708 Oh my God, I forgot to spoiler my picture.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:53:09 2015 No.14244757

>>14244740
Good luck!

I want that kind of fairy tale love, but I'm too much of a pessimist to try.

Real ideal love is like in FS/N, since saber dies and then that is one completed route within your lifetime, instead of one that goes on for decades and could end badly. Saber dying meant that the love ended on a good note.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:54:37 2015 No.14244761 >>14244743 You mean like someone from /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:56:32 2015 No.14244770 File: 35 KB, 358x308, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it makes me sad that there are impure people running around jp

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:57:09 2015 No.14244773

>>14244690
Yes, it truly is. I never thought about it, but it's good to do my part and warn people of the evils of outside.

If you can stay inside do.

>>14244744
Don't go outside silly. You are making a decent into sin and you will pay.

It will engulf you and I don't wanna see that happen anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:58:21 2015 No.14244777 >>14244761 N-no that would be cheating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:59:26 2015 No.14244781 >>14244770 I'm sorry. I was taken forcefully. I promise I won't bother anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:00:02 2015 No.14244784 >>14244777 But who else could I go after? >>14244770 I've decided you must be the one I must mouthrape to get my first kiss back. You're brimming with purity, I cannot resist! I'm coming for you anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:00:33 2015 No.14244786 >>14244770 It sounded fun at the time but in the end it just made me more depressed.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:02:16 2015 No.14244792
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>>14244781
>>14244786
it's a scary world out there and we're easily tricked so I will forgive you if you're truly repentant

>>14244784
there's no saving a degenerate like this though

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:05:00 2015 No.14244798 >>14244792 I just want my first kiss back, anon. I'll do anything to get it back. Can you really blame me for wanting my purity back after it was taken from me? I didn't want this, but it's the only way for me to change my destiny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:08:35 2015 No.14244808 File: 76 KB, 436x412, unvigin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14244770 I'm sorry

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:11:30 2015 No.14244817
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>>14244798
>>14244808
Okay you guys are making me feel really bad about what I said

I just don't like people who WANT to make people impure just because they are. I understand sometimes things happen out of our control but don't let those things change who you have always been.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:13:36 2015 No.14244824 >>14244817 Don't worry. It's a normal reaction to try to protect /jp/ from impurity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:19:32 2015 No.14244846 >>14244824 thank you for understanding I love you guys too much to let you fall into the wrong hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:26:20 2015 No.14244870 No sex before marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:26:54 2015 No.14244874 >>14244817 Now you're making me feel bad about needing to mouthrape someone pure to get my purity back. I-I guess I'll have to find another way. I'm sorry for my outburst anon. I-I guess I was just desperate to fix this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:41:23 2015 No.14244927 >>14244874 It's okay, I understand. If anything it just shows how sweet you are that you value it so greatly. A bit misleaded but it's okay, we're all learning still

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:12:19 2015 No.14245041 I kissed my grandma. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:17:31 2015 No.14245057 I've never kissed anyone, done lewd things with anyone, drunken alcohol or taken drugs /jp/!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:19:04 2015 No.14245065 >>14245057 But taking drugs is very /jp/. Except for weed, tobacco or heroin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:22:22 2015 No.14245078 >>14245057 sounds like me. But that's because I never had friends to experiment that stuff with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:23:48 2015 No.14245082 omedetou

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:40:07 2015 No.14245142 First kiss before marriage. What a fucking SLUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:40:40 2015 No.14245144 Kokoro will give you your first kiss! Come here Anon~

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:42:08 2015 No.14245150 File: 747 KB, 1200x1200, 548b93e94630f3b20db710a188619bd9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kokoro will give you your first kiss! Come here Anon~

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:53:46 2015 No.14245199 >>14245150 Fuck off, Kokoro

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 21:58:28 2015 No.14245214 File: 266 KB, 638x363, 26a970114feea2967aa1720f7fcaa515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14245150 I saw you screw up, it was cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:11:43 2015 No.14245264 at least your first kiss was not taken by a stranger on the train old enough to be your father

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:14:21 2015 No.14245272
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I am getting married soon. I am happy with it but most of the time I am depressed because my brain is fucked and I hate myself. I consider killing myself at least twice a month but I will never do it unless my significant other dies before me. Sometimes I just pretend to not be depressed. But when I browse at night it all comes back. All of it. It kinda kills me inside knowing I can't be happy even if I have got everything I wanted. There is nothing else I want to do. I feel like I am just lingering arround internet and this hobby for no reason at all, just because I have been doing it for years, out of habit.

I wonder if this hobby helped me to feel like this or I just feel like this because I am supposed to and the hobby is just a consequence. I will never know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:29:50 2015 No.14245314 >>14245272 That sounds like a serious problem, I hope you can find help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:32:41 2015 No.14245319 >>14245264 >at least You mean "too bad", right?

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:36:32 2015 No.14245331
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>>14245272
Please get help and support from family and your loved one! You seem nice and it would be awful if your depression got the better of you one of these nights. Do it for your loved one, yourself, and the peace of mind of this jaypee!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:38:29 2015 No.14245339 >>14245314 >>14245331 I promise I will take care of myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:38:43 2015 No.14245340 >>14244148 HI IM NEW Can someone please tell me how I can get into Otaku culture?

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:40:00 2015 No.14245346
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My first kiss was lust overtaking my body at the age of five or something, it was in preschool, maybe kindergarten.
I still remember it, we were on top of the lunch table while everyone else was playing and I just did it, our teeth clashed together and I ran away almost instantly to wash my mouth out then threatened a friend who saw to not tell anyone
I don't remember who it was, just that she had long dark hair and I think her name was rebecca.
Sometimes I wonder what she thought about me robbing her first kiss or even if she cared, but also where and who she is now considering I've had a girlfriend and since haven't kissed anyone except my old waifu in a dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:40:21 2015 No.14245349 >>14245340 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:41:32 2015 No.14245354 >>14245340 Become a NEET

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:43:12 2015 No.14245365 >>14245340 Pick a general here and master the topic, then move onto the next until you know them all Congortulations you're now a weeb unless you picked Race: Japanese

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:47:49 2015 No.14245382 >>14245354 >>14245365 tnanks guys! Do you all want to be my friends?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:49:10 2015 No.14245385 >>14245382 No, but you can join my warband, it's as close to being my friend as you can get these days

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:50:09 2015 No.14245391 >>14245385 why dont you want to be my friend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:52:01 2015 No.14245405 >>14245391 It's not that I don't want to, I just don't want more people to let down when I die

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:53:01 2015 No.14245412 >>14245405 1 is better then 0

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:54:37 2015 No.14245422 this thread is gay ffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 22:56:25 2015 No.14245439 >>14245412 I have several friends, I'm just waiting until they betray me and hate me to die Getting more friends is like adding to a unit production que in an RTS to my death But if you want to then sure where you at?

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:05:33 2015 No.14245493

>>14245439
Not that guy but, why do you want to die anon? I've been through a lot of depression before and it still returns quite frequently, but I don't want to die. Suicide is the biggest sin there is, you will ruin the lives of everyone who cares for you, and you will fall into nothingness. That can't be good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:06:08 2015 No.14245496 File: 682 KB, 500x375, 1432866843303.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I remember my first kiss\ I was taken advantage of when I was drunk! She was a fat smelly girl and I instantly regretted ever trying to be a normal ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:06:34 2015 No.14245498 File: 64 KB, 511x271, why me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everytime I've made a friend from jp it's always been bad and they ended up hurting me What am I doing wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:07:42 2015 No.14245506 File: 92 KB, 433x551, alice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14245493 >you will fall into nothingness. There is some comfort in that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:10:01 2015 No.14245514 >>14245493 enter the void bro youll just be reborn as a kawaii wolf girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:11:37 2015 No.14245518 How many of you attempted suicide?

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:12:10 2015 No.14245519

>>14245493
I've ruined every chance I had at a good life and now I'm in a pit of despair from which there is no escape
Literally my only choice now is to get a trade and slave away for the rest of my days since higher education is now permanently cut off from me or just die a NEET
This was a recent event so now all I have to do is wait for everyone who cares about me currently to drift away or betray me (like they have a habit of doing) or for all the money I have to dry up so I can't consume entertainment anymore, whichever comes first
And frankly, everyone I know has hurt me a lot more than I have ever hurt them, so I don't really care, the only reason I don't want to extract revenge is because I'm well aware suicide will hurt them more

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:12:41 2015 No.14245526 >>14245514 I want to be reborn as a Triceratops

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:15:57 2015 No.14245534

>>14245519
It's never too late, anon. While I am not trying to discourage you away from a NEET lifestyle, but I will say that my uncle was in his mid 40's when he got his Chemistry major and now he is happy being the scientist he has dreamed of becoming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:17:15 2015 No.14245541 Kissing, sex, and relationships, huh. I suppose it might be nice if you met the right person, but it's too late for me. Wizardhood is my destiny.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:19:34 2015 No.14245551

>>14245519
Its never too late anon. How old are you? Also, the people who betrayed you, aren't real friends. I know a few people that would never betray me, no matter what. I was a neet until 2 months ago, but I got lucky and joined an university. You can still do it man, do not kill yourself. You'll never get to know and play future 2hus or do whatever you enjoy. I'm rooting for you anon.

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 23:27:16 2015 No.14245577

>>14245534
I lack the motivation to fix my situation though as I've had everything robbed of me
My life is like a widower in his home of seventy years falling down the stairs and breaking near every bone in his body. His children don't visit, his neighbors are too far away, and the phones are on the other side of the house, so this is where he will die. While lying there waiting to die, his television is on and a show he likes is on, so he watches as he dies slowly, trying to lose the pain in the entertainment.
Meanwhile, the radio he also had on blares calisthenic exercises that he would have normally been doing, he should be doing them and they would help his general health, however this is not the situation for that, but the radio doesn't know nor care so it drones on
>>14245551
I'll just say I'm young, but not b& young. And if those people weren't my friends, then no one is, because it wasn't hard line betrayal, it was forgetting me and callously casting me out. And I'm not dying right now, I'll live my life of mediocrity for at least a few more years, then check out when I can't escape any further, maybe it will get better, but without some seriously spectacular deus ex machina, I'm very screwed

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:20:02 2015 No.14245731
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>>14245498
Every time I get a friend from /jp/ they end up being clingy because they like how nice I am.

It's odd but I don't really mind it since I have no real life friends.

>What am I doing wrong
Are you sure it's you who's in the wrong?

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:28:05 2015 No.14245752

I've had girlfriends which I think aren't that bad, but unfortunately deep down I am irredeemably manipulative and narcissistic and WILL turn every relationship into a miserable mess. Yep, I'm the selfish and abusive husband sincere women dread so much. Since my last breakup I haven't really cared for relationships anymore, but maybe, later in my life... a woman with which I'll build happiness will come my way. Until that day, 2D is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:29:27 2015 No.14245757 File: 48 KB, 600x741, 562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ur still virgins

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:30:29 2015 No.14245762 >>14245498 You probably attract narcs and psychos. Lots of them here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:34:00 2015 No.14245779 This thread is disgusting as HELL Jannyyyyyyyyyy hurry up delete it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:34:59 2015 No.14245780 >>14245731 I'll be your friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:39:49 2015 No.14245802 File: 432 KB, 1600x1199, 1445315989816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:40:45 2015 No.14245807 File: 187 KB, 521x737, 2hu20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14245780 Okay but I don't know how this should be done. Last time I just dropped my steam profile.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:44:08 2015 No.14245820

>>14245757
a lot of people here arent virgins, remember that /jp/ is pretty much a non-board, and the people here mostly came during the split or soon after. there really is no reason to come to /jp/ if you're newer to 4chan.
Everyone got older, they're all in their mid 20s or later, so people will eventually get lonely and end up having a girlfriend or two and having sex.

Its still not something you really want, its an animal urge.... real life isnt anything like the fantasy worlds we were raised in, or the people we met online that might as well be living on a moon base since they're always so far away from you.

I'm lucky to have made very good friends on this board that I've known for almost seven years now, and I'm thankful for that. there is nothing wrong with having a thread like this to reflect on our actual lives every once in a while, sometimes you just need to vent to your friends, and some of these guys like you see, have no friends outside of /jp/. Dont be a buly.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:46:55 2015 No.14245827
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>>14245731
I get that too sometimes. But I also hurt easily which is why I think it's my fault. They're probably not bad people. I doubt they expected me to be such a pussy

>>14245762
Maybe, I'm kinda psycho too

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 00:49:21 2015 No.14245835 >>14245820 Normie privilege.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:01:28 2015 No.14245866
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>>14245827
I'm always afraid of saying the wrong thing and hurting other peoples feelings but something like that can be improved you just need to find someone who would understand that or something.

I'm not good with advise.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:12:44 2015 No.14245898

>>14245820
What you said. I came here with the spit from /a/ with all the touhou guys. Was here since day one and he is right, people get lonely and bored and need the social thing.

I had a gf for the last year and she loved me so much that she would give up everything for me but I am a useless 32 yr old NEET who never had a job so I just had to let her go to find someone better and not ruin her life.

Sure will miss the sex.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:19:27 2015 No.14245914
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>>14245866
There is most certainly something wrong and completely unfixable with me.
I'm just mega paranoid and overthink everything. Even when people say something nice to me I just think it's just to not make me feel bad. I'm always too honest and sometimes give up too much and become terrified they'll use it against me or just misunderstand it. In the end it's better to just give up
I'm not good at this crap

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:20:32 2015 No.14245917

>>14245820
I've long been an otaku but I only came here this year from /int/. Always viewed this board as pure cancer, but now it seems rather mellow. Nearly no tripfags, few general threads, shitposting is (half-heartedly) discouraged. It's enough to make me stick around, weakly if so.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:23:30 2015 No.14245925

>>14245914
>I'm just mega paranoid and overthink everything.
As someone who suffered from this in the past I have to say you need something of a shock therapy. Go out and talk with people, build and lose friendships. Power on through the paranoia and the panic attacks, the dark clouds. Sure, you'll lose some hairs from the gut-wrenching stress you'll undoubtedly go through, but it'll fix up your life in the long term.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:28:08 2015 No.14245934
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>>14245925
I've had several online friends over the years yet barely any of them even lasted a year with me. I've never gotten better. If anything I only keep getting worse because I keep seeing just how incompetent I am when it comes to relationships.
If I can't even handle an online friendship there's no hope for me in a real life friendship where there's even more reason to pretend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:30:28 2015 No.14245943 I just want sex, I don't have to kiss.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:32:07 2015 No.14245948

Pretty much all of my friends are online friends. I have one /jp/ friend who's nice, and a group of friends from a particular video game from this website, but not /jp/. I'm also friends with a couple of people from 5 years ago or so when we used to play a, now discontinued, shooter together. I've only really kept in contact with one friend from high school, mainly because his interests have changed the least, while the majority of other people I knew seem to care less about what they used to like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:35:32 2015 No.14245962 >>14245948 Sounds almost exactly like my situation but a little less positive.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:35:54 2015 No.14245964

>>14245934
Yes, anon, I've been through that kind of thinking, too. Unfortunately, you're likely not going to get off that downward ride if you keep encouraging your current situation. It is not necessarily your fault that you were brought up in all the wrong ways, but it is now up to you as an adult to take action. Well, stay strong, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:39:32 2015 No.14245972 Remember /jp/, it's only lonely when you want it to be!

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>>14245339
please understand, things can seem out of place at times, and monotonous, but i guarantee you, iv had a bad wreck....destroyed my whole right leg. cant walk properly anymore from a lady hitting me on my motorcycle in my own lane...no g/f...living with my mother. working some menial job because my profession wont hire a man who limps everywhere and cant lift properly. Believe me brother, you have a lot better off than most. I'm struggling to fix my teeth and get a phone, much less harbor a wife/home.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:46:23 2015 No.14246006

>>14245934
As a final note, you can leave me some way to contact you. I don't know what we ought to expect from each other, and neither any good reason why I would be doing this, but if you want to give it a try and see what sticks, feel free to go for it. I'll add you once I notice. (>>14245964)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:49:43 2015 No.14246021 I wish I was a cute girl kissing other cute girls to live out my rose-coloured yuri fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:54:29 2015 No.14246034 I sucked a cock once, but I've never kissed or had my cock sucked. I'd like to at least kiss someone one day...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:58:10 2015 No.14246047 File: 33 KB, 278x278, 1422691743735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14246034 Why would you suck the dick of someone who wouldn't even give any love back? That's horrible. I just want to know what a hug feels like or just hand holding.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:58:17 2015 No.14246049

>>14246006
Part of me wants to try but the other knows full well that it never works out. I'm not sure which is correct.
I'm just not good at talking outside of jp. I like being anonymous. The pressure of responding to an email or even worse an instant message is too much for someone like me who overthinks everything.
You don't understand just how much trying to talk kills me on the inside and how awful I feel when I say something I don't fully believe myself.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 01:58:58 2015 No.14246052

>>14245898
>I had a gf for the last year and she loved me so much that she would give up everything for me but I am a useless 32 yr old NEET who never had a job so I just had to let her go to find someone better and not ruin her life.

I can see myself doing the same. I honestly think I'm not worthy of a gf, so it would be better to not let someone that is kind enough to love me let them squander their love on me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:03:51 2015 No.14246062 File: 396 KB, 727x1000, 1423543298067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14245972 I wish I could get real friends instead of only online ones but my trauma disorder prevents me from getting close to others even though I want too.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:10:19 2015 No.14246091

>>14246049
I am not judgmental, anon. In fact, I already assume you're deranged, secretive, and may be beyond help, so there's little you can do to shatter my expectations. Even so, I choose to offer mine. You really can throw anything at me, because, let's be honest, I get no kicks from needlessly faulting others. It's sincere help that makes my heart swell. Once again, best of luck to you in your life, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:16:16 2015 No.14246114 File: 278 KB, 706x412, 1432698374653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14246091 >I'm not judgmental >I already assume you're deranged, secretive, and may be beyond help

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:19:08 2015 No.14246128 I wish I was a girl so I could kiss other girls...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:21:46 2015 No.14246136 >>14246114 It means that I have no high expectations and I'm not going to fault him (you) for anything. Nice that I have to explain it, though.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:30:08 2015 No.14246173

>>14246091
>>14246136
I am of course skeptical but it's very late and I don't think I'm in complete control of my reason so I guess I'll give it a try on the condition that you first give me something to add. I sincerely hate posting any contact information so if you'll grant me this I'll take you up on your offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:32:45 2015 No.14246186 >>14245962 I think I'm fairly content with the friends I do have, I'm just kind of disappointed the other people I know have had their interests shift so dramatically upon moving away for college. The friends I do have are very good ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:40:44 2015 No.14246210 >>14246173 Skype: thenewgeezer The name is random.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:42:44 2015 No.14246217 >>14244208 damn I remembered mine too shit was so disappointing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:52:22 2015 No.14246251 >>14246210 if this is the end for me then I all I want to say is that I always loved this place and it's the only place I ever really felt happy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 02:57:28 2015 No.14246276 >>14246052 Yes, if you love someone so much it hurts then you cannot let her or him ruin their life. And don't forget guys: You aer never alone and there is always a place to stay for all of you. Love you all.

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Anonymous Tue Oct 20 05:56:43 2015 No.14246621
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I was always quite shy but athletic and friendly. I played sports and had friends when I was young.

but my family kept moving during my childhood, forcing my shy self to make new friends in a new place every time. After my parents split I eventually moved far away with my mother and retreated into my shell fully. I didn't realize this at the time of course but I gave up trying to form deep relationships and just had acquaintances. I still played sports but would go home right after and just play games, watch things, read, etc., rarely going out with people. I never got close to a girl despite being physically active and not unpopular, there was even a girl who had a noticeable crush on me in high school.

I had every opportunity to but I missed out. I have passions and things I love but I'm useless with people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:17:31 2015 No.14246657 File: 1022 KB, 480x271, gif.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw no jaypeesie to add on steam and meet up with and kiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:19:31 2015 No.14246665 >>14246621 Are you me? You are pretty based then

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:43:12 2015 No.14246712

>>14246621
Moving repeatedly really fucks with the kid's social circle. There was a period in my childhood when we'd move pretty much every year that went on for 6-7 years. By the time we settled down, I had noticed that I was no longer making real friends. I still had plenty of "friends", but nothing like a true buddy with a close relationship like I used to have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:49:00 2015 No.14246721 >>14246621 >I had every opportunity to but I missed out. Even if you had taken them, they would still be in the past. You'd be alone nowadays and you're be missing the times you weren't instead of wondering what could have been.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:50:50 2015 No.14246723 File: 849 KB, 1304x1600, 85510bf9cd891e6dcbad5a9c2eb0b3f4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One day you'll be gone, I'll be gone and /jp/ will be gone. I hope some of us find happiness before then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:51:12 2015 No.14246725 You guys all sound so sad. I'm a friendless NEET and I'm living the time of my life. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 06:51:33 2015 No.14246726 I tried to become a normie. Turns out I was the 'normal' one amongst them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:04:53 2015 No.14246738 >>14246723 I won't be able to find happiness unless /jp/ is the first to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:21:28 2015 No.14246766 >>14244148 The thing is if you kissed a boy or a girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:26:26 2015 No.14246773 >>14244148 How much did you pay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:27:20 2015 No.14246779 File: 26 KB, 419x296, 1399494499335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kuso thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:36:27 2015 No.14246800 >>14246114 Hey.. That's my fucking image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:38:07 2015 No.14246804 >>14246800 Suck a dick, it's mine now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:38:18 2015 No.14246805 is it bad if i'm jealous yet sad for OP? I want to kiss someone but it will be mistake and i will be left impure?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:43:38 2015 No.14246814 >>14246805 I'm pretty jealous too even though I will probably give my first kiss to another jpsie that I met months ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:49:35 2015 No.14246823 I wiah I could be a wizard but I got raped out of my virginity ;_;

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 07:52:02 2015 No.14246826

A warning to every virgin /jp/-sie.
Sex does NOT feel better than masturbation. It feels a little different, may be thrilling first, but it is not better, I would even go as far as to say it feels worse.

Also, girls may smell good on the outside, but their private parts, even if washed and taken care of hygenically every day, tend to smell off-putting.

I'd take a trap over a girl every day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 09:41:52 2015 No.14246961 File: 431 KB, 700x1017, 1445301977976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you guys subscribe to Tree of savior beta test? I would love to play it with fellow /jp/sies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 09:51:08 2015 No.14246973 >>14246961 Yes! If you want we can add each other to Steam and play together. I'm pretty bad at mmorpg though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 09:56:05 2015 No.14246988 I want to straddle and kiss a jaypee passionately, exchanging cuteboy juices!

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:17:40 2015 No.14247050

So /jp/ I have this problem. I'm still a virgin but I want to fuck so bad masturbating twice or even thrice a day doesn't do it anymore. Sooooo... I saw that craiglist equivalent announce of a somewhat effeminate boy looking for some hard fucking who is into submission and crossdressing and I responded. I want to have sex but isn't wasting my virginity in a literal cumdump whore's boipussy gonna ruin my life ? I really want to do it when I'm excited but the moment I finish masturbating I realize of shit on an idea it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:20:51 2015 No.14247058 >>14247050 And what is a good idea? Go and do it anon, live is short.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:21:01 2015 No.14247061 >>14247050 Make an OKCupid account and find a cute effeminate boy looking for a relationship. Masturbate before you go outside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:28:55 2015 No.14247075 >>14247061 Dude I literally can't openly be gay because of my field of study... Plus being gay is for faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:36:01 2015 No.14247096 >>14247075 Are you a priest or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:41:17 2015 No.14247118 >>14247096 No but political counsellings and political working in general and being a glorious faggot doesn't work together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:46:40 2015 No.14247133 >>14247118 Why are there so many political consultants and journalists on the big Jay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:48:06 2015 No.14247135 You've given me hope OP! I'm going to go out and get a kiss now too! C'mon jaypees, we can all do this together if we try!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:49:22 2015 No.14247139 >>14247133 Politics and shitposting are basically the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:51:57 2015 No.14247145 fap to straight shota hentai, go to class, feels good man. why do I need to kiss anyone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:52:45 2015 No.14247147 >>14246973 Thats okay, I don't know much about the game either. Could you please post your steam? I'm the guy with Yuyuko avatar and Neptune badge in case anyone else adds you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:53:30 2015 No.14247149 File: 779 KB, 1024x768, e1275f978f4d1d42c2230b739c54eabf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14247145 Kissing feels great, specially if its with someone you love!

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:54:54 2015 No.14247152

I lost my virginity recently.
It sucked because the condom we had killed my boner (was too small) and I think we rushed it a little. Now that we've done it, even though none of us came, I find myself less and less interested in her, mostly because, again, we rushed to sex instead of actually getting to know eachother.
The worst part is that I know she really really likes me but I can't help but want to either cut ties with her or cheat on her with someone else.
On top of it all, I was in love with a cute trap before she appeared in my life and I just went along with her to take my mind off him.
I feel... damaged, in a way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:55:25 2015 No.14247155 >>14247149 I wanna fall in love with a jaypee!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:56:22 2015 No.14247157 >>14247145 I kissed a girl on the cheek before a few times. It was soft and warm. I imagine a real kiss would be softer and warmer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:56:23 2015 No.14247158 >>14247147 I don't like posting my Steam in public, do you have a throaway Skype/email account?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:57:30 2015 No.14247159 >>14247139 True enough You work for a specific party?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 10:59:42 2015 No.14247165 File: 359 KB, 792x540, 1442123278932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14247149 I want to fall in love and kiss but nobody wants to fall in love with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:00:37 2015 No.14247167 File: 48 KB, 284x652, 1443462119252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14247155 I'm already in love with someone. I'm sure you'll find a lovely, dorky jaypsie one day. See, they're already lining up >>14247165

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:01:37 2015 No.14247170 r any of you cute girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:01:45 2015 No.14247171 >>14247159 That anon was not me but I don't. There are no good party in my country. Only leftists scums and good for nothing centrists. Being a femboi loving fascist is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:03:21 2015 No.14247178 >>14247158 I'll create one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:05:00 2015 No.14247183 >>14247170 We're all cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:05:41 2015 No.14247188 >>14247170 No, we are homely, dorky girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:07:05 2015 No.14247190 >>14247170 No, /jp/ is full of cute traps and burly men!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:07:12 2015 No.14247191 >>14247158 patchouli2hu@gmail.com

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:08:13 2015 No.14247193 >>14246961 Is there a way to still get beta keys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:10:17 2015 No.14247197 >>14247191 I too once had /jp/sies as steam friends but then I got paranoid and deleted all of them. I sort of feld bad about dropping them without saying anything but what can you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:15:42 2015 No.14247212 >>14247197 You're mean and a horrible person

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:18:06 2015 No.14247222 >>14247197 I'm very cautious about who I add to steam too. Lots of weird 4channers in general.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:21:29 2015 No.14247229

>>14247197
Nowadays I don't add anyone on steam.
I'm fine with talking but I don't want people knowing what shit games I play.

I don't understand those who can have 500+ friends on Steam but then claim they're anti-social. Some of my best friends are internet friends that I've known for 6+ years, as sad as that sounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:23:54 2015 No.14247235 >>14247197 What kind of paranoid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:25:01 2015 No.14247238 >>14247212 That's funny, one of them said I was the worst person he knew, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:26:30 2015 No.14247245 >>14247235 Getting caught for being a /jp/sie. I had my friend list hidden so my 3d friends couldn't see the weirdos, but it somehow made my online status invisible and I couldn't fix it so I deleted them and opened the list.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:35:09 2015 No.14247271 How many of you faggots have actually joined the /jp/ group? Be honest now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:38:00 2015 No.14247284 >>14247271 Nope, but I went to that /jp/ room for a dolly game for little girls a couple of years back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:50:48 2015 No.14247320 >>14246725 That's because you're a TRUNEET. You're one of the NEETEST people on /jp/. All the other losers in this thread don't understand the joys of being alone and should just get the FUCK out.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 11:54:29 2015 No.14247340

Threads like this make me wish I was gay, but I just couldn't bring myself to fuck a guy, no matter how cute he is. It really sucks because pretty much all girls that would share my interests are crazy and/or attention whores, usually with some Cluster B personality disorder. While I know there probably is someone perfect for me out there, I'll never meet her because I'm a NEET that never leaves home.

And despite living in the largest city in the US everyone I become friends with lives somewhere else so I can't even hang out with /jp/sies if I just want to be friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:02:06 2015 No.14247370 >>14247271 What's the /jp/ room ? Why nobody ever tell me about that kind of stuff !

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:03:13 2015 No.14247376 >>14246128 Fucking this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:10:42 2015 No.14247404 >>14246725 >>14247320 NEETBROS.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:14:35 2015 No.14247422
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>>14244148
i had my first kiss 4 weeks ago. i thought i would become a wizard as well, me being 28 and a kissless virgin before.

i think she wants to fuck me in a few weeks from now.

what should i do, /jp/? stay a pure virgin, or finally give in to a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:17:53 2015 No.14247435 >>14247422 >i think she wants to fuck me in a few weeks from now. If an adult wanted to fuck you she wouldn't wait "a few weeks". She's just playing you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 12:32:30 2015 No.14247473 >>14247435 no she isn't. we've just known each other for 8 days irl. so that will be day 9 & 10 in a few weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:13:36 2015 No.14247627 >>14247435 >If an adult wanted to fuck you she wouldn't wait "a few weeks". She's just playing you. Sounds like you have experience in this ...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:14:37 2015 No.14247633 >>14244148 Can you please post pics of the girl you kissed please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:17:27 2015 No.14247641 >>14244148 >not waiting till cat girls can be genetically engineered >being this normie smh

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:24:33 2015 No.14247669
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>>14247165
I want to love someone but I don't think I can. I realize looking back that everyone I ever got close to was out of a need for validation, not genuine interest. Maybe I'm defective.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:26:29 2015 No.14247671 >>14247627 I do. It was shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:38:22 2015 No.14247712 >>14247627 >>14247671 Get her drunk and fuck her. Get your money's worth out of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:40:38 2015 No.14247724 >>14247712 That's rape, you know

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:45:38 2015 No.14247745 >>14247724 It's not rape unless she fights back. Source: Me

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:47:28 2015 No.14247754
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>>14247724
Its not, I've done it before. I found out some girl was just trying to use me to get free stuff and already had a boyfriend, so I took her to a bar and got her really drunk and fucked her. Her mom was home and everything. I kept that going for a few weeks too. I didnt get in any trouble.

On average I spent around $35 dollars per fuck.

Serves them right.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:48:10 2015 No.14247759
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>>14244566
>She was a qt and nice

What the fuck.

How does a qt nice (albiet seemly obsessive) girl find interest in someone like you with seemingly little in the way of "redeeming qualities" no offence, I am similar).

How did you even meet such a qt nice (albeit obsessive) woman?

Because quite frankly despite your warning / advice I would gladly switch places (my head is probably not right but thats another story).

I feel like, if by some miracle, a qt nice girl would be this dedicated (obsessive) to me, I would actually try to "achieve something in life and work hard" instead of the hopeless fuck I am now. Essentially I feel like I need a purpose (even if this sounds like an excuse for the way I am now) in life, something or someone to commit and dedicate to, to give me drive.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:50:38 2015 No.14247768
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>>14244566
>>14244620

What interests are we talking about?

As for me, my "interests" are mainly "escapism devices" I fear and we all know the "problem with escapism".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:55:31 2015 No.14247786 >>14245925 >Go out and talk with people, build and lose friendships. I'm in a similar situation to the post quoted but I don't want this. I genuinely dislike people and feel I'm an misanthropist despite the fact I want intimacy ala a gf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:57:49 2015 No.14247791 >>14246621 Missed opportunities are terrible. I know its constantly spammed that you shouldn't look back on them and just move on but its so fucking hard to do so especially when your current life is fucked as hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:58:51 2015 No.14247794 File: 499 KB, 588x766, 1439086452957.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14244148 I had my first kiss with this girl I had a crush on for months. It was our homecoming dance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:58:55 2015 No.14247796 Totally otaku culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 13:59:11 2015 No.14247798 >>14247050 hire a hooker?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:11:51 2015 No.14247855 >>14247796 Loneliness is /jp/ related? I would rather watch the people here discuss it than some other group.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:16:33 2015 No.14247881 >>14247796 It's not on topic I agree but some of the stories I read on here are very interesting, usually because the people telling them are older than the average 4chan user and and generally wiser.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:20:06 2015 No.14247891 >>14247798 With who's money ? And at least that guy is really a whore at hearts and genuinely loves to gulp down sperm with his mouth and boipussy.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:34:24 2015 No.14247965
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how does /jp/ handle feelings for friends? i think i accidentally fell in love with this guy because he talks to me when i feel down and is just generally really nice to me. he's an ocean apart though so i doubt he'd be interested in me since we couldnt meet any time soon if at all. im a shy kissless virgin who has only had ldrs and they all ended in flames, so i really don't know what to do about my feelings anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:36:07 2015 No.14247976 >>14247965 Treat friends like that as 'bros', as much as I dislike the term, who are just extra special or something. Trying to force yourself into a category (i.e: being classed as in a relationship) doesn't work.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:42:40 2015 No.14248011
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>>14247976
im able to do that with all of my other friends just fine, but when he talks to me i get butterflies in my stomach and everything makes me embarrassed or flustered. i used to just be able to deny it or push back the feeling whenever it came up but now i can't get it to go away at all if i start thinking about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:44:42 2015 No.14248017 >>14248011 I had a similar thing, I think, but sort of overcame it and it doesn't happen anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:49:28 2015 No.14248044 >>14247965 That used to happen to me. Turns out it wasn't love, just a symptom of being a friendless loser and wishing someone would care about me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:56:46 2015 No.14248078 >>14248011 Just manage to suck him off once. It will be awkward as hell later but you'll have a bro you can suck off. Don't expect real romance though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:56:48 2015 No.14248079 >>14248044 This anon speaks the truth. Even friends can still care about you, don't think for a second that you have to suck some dicks to get approval. If anything you might just alienate him and make yourself even more lonely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 14:59:41 2015 No.14248085 what the fuck is this thread doing here is this what happens when we don't lynch the 3dpd idolfags this thread is exactly why we need sagebombing self-moderation back

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:01:47 2015 No.14248090 >>14244770 Me too. Why are there so many impure people? What happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:02:22 2015 No.14248092 >>14248085 Kek. That type of thread is the better /jp/ can come up with. You prefer shit general and images dumpings ?

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:05:01 2015 No.14248098

>>14248092
no, generals should all fuck off too

touhou imagedumps have always been a part of /jp/ even though they should go to /c/ or /e/ or whatever

people thinking this thread is acceptable really shows how far /jp/ has gone to shit, fuck this i'm out

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:06:25 2015 No.14248104 >>14248085 >>14248098 Not all of us were born into NEETdom. OP is a mistake but this thread has evolved into something different, a warning message about PURITY.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:06:45 2015 No.14248105 >>14248092 >Kek It's amazing how just one word can out someone as a shitposter. Generals aren't good and neither are you. Hikki/NEET threads were the good days. This thread just feels like a slightly /jp/ flavored /r9k/ thread.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:12:16 2015 No.14248126

>>14248078
>>>14248011
>
>Just manage to suck him off once. It will be awkward as hell later but you'll have a bro you can suck off. Don't expect real romance though.
this is way too lewd for someone like me, but even if I was that far gone in the first place, he is on the other side of the earth basically so that's not even remotely possible

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:33:06 2015 No.14248201

This thread is utterly disgusting. I realize this board has declined a lot in the past few years, but this is just the final symptom of something truly unrecoverable.

Hundreds of posts about things that could amount to a greentext story from /r9k/, special snowflake angst, blogs about past relationships, spoilertalk straight out of /v/.

I don't think the 2015 non-virgin /jp/ is for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:43:13 2015 No.14248230 > non-virgin /jp/ You realize 90% of the people here are virgin and the rest obvious kuso posters right ? RIGHT ?

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 15:51:59 2015 No.14248261

>>14248230
90%? It was probably not that high in earlier years, and now I doubt it's above 30-40%. I was excited about sharing a few DVDs I got from an auction here for the few worthwhile people still left, but it seems that wouldn't fit with the priorities of the current community.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:10:37 2015 No.14248374

I told you people before. This thread is why anyone who openly says that he is not NEET needs to be permabanned from /jp/; when allowed to roam free, they invariably bring their terrible posting habits from /a/, /b/, /v/, /pol/, /sp/, or whatever other shitty board from which they came.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:13:14 2015 No.14248387

>>14248230
Onahole thread people are married or have girlfriends, which is why the advice there is so good.
guys in JAV threads also have girlfriends or lives, same with any other hobby here that costs actual money. Chances are, if you have a job and money to buy otacool~ things, you'll eventually get a gf.

Someone mentioned idolfags, and i find that funny since out of everyone here, they're the most likely to be virgins.

/jp/ has a bunch of ``normies'', because its a board filled with older people. Boards like /v/ and /a/ have a constant influx of highschoolers while the old posters just leave somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:16:48 2015 No.14248398 File: 264 KB, 711x1035, 4324134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248374 Not everyone can live off of autismbux and parents anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:36:20 2015 No.14248472 >>14247881 >generally wiser I think generally more insane is a better description. not that that's a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:38:15 2015 No.14248476 >>14248374 Do you even report?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:42:31 2015 No.14248498 >>14248387 >all them spoilers >>14229270

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 16:53:53 2015 No.14248552

>>14248374
I was a NEET Permavirgin for 10 years untill I was eventually forced out of my parents house.
Can not get autismbux in my country, had to move out and get a job.
Now i am a permavirgin living in a shitty apartment working a shit job, wow what a radical change.

I wouldve liked to have been a NEET forever but it is not possible for everyone. My family is poor and I cannot fake it. Anyone who is still a NEET on this board either lives in a great country, has rich and nice parents or is underage b8. Some of us are not so lucky.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:10:33 2015 No.14248619

>>14245898
I actually came to post about something like this.

My boyfriend loves me so much, but I'm a useless NEET and I want him to find a cute 3D girl who will be there for him, not this person who is soft and useless and only lays in bed and wastes her money on useless things for temporary happiness. He loves me so much but I cannot figure out why, because I'm boring and awful and I'm not a good person, much less partner. But even when presented with these facts, he won't leave me. I've even tried being mean to him to get him to dislike me, but that didn't last very long because I started feeling very bad and he saw through what I was doing.

I just feel so guilty. I'm the older one, so I should be working and in school and doing things with my life, but I'm just a depressed mess and obsess over otaku things to make myself feel some semblance of comfort. I haven't left my house for months at a time because I'm afraid of going places, but he still comes by every day he can and tries to take care of me. I'm so depressed, I feel like a burden and I wish he would find someone good for him instead of wasting his young life with me.

Kisses and hand holding are nice, but someone much better deserves them, not me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:14:47 2015 No.14248641 File: 21 KB, 386x359, 1439997513689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248619

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:18:05 2015 No.14248656 >>14248619 as someone with a depressed otaku gf, he probably just wants to make you love yourself as much as he loves you

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:24:41 2015 No.14248682

>>14246621
All the friends in my neighbourhood I used to play with started moving away from me when I was about 6 years old until I was around 14.
I don't value friendships anymore because I've experienced losing friends over and over and over again.
All the 'friends' I have now just do a get together once a year, and then we barely speak outside of then.

5cm/s destroys me everytime I watch it or read the manga because it hits so close to home.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:32:05 2015 No.14248703

>>14248641
I'm sorry, I don't know what this means.

>>14248656
I don't think it's possible. I've been like this for a very long time, and I just want him to be happy. But he can't be happy with someone like me. Why are you still with your depressed gf, anon? Well, she probably has more going for her, and she's likable.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:34:24 2015 No.14248710

>>14248619
didnt read all your post but I got that you were a girl.

Its not the same at all, he'll be just fine knowing he has a gf. The whole having to actually be worth for something more than sex only applies to males.
I'm not some autistic r9k dork so I dont get mad about it, just how the world works.
Anyways, companionship from you is how he gets his life motivation, I wouldnt worry about it, just go neetlyfe and cook him food and it'll be good, just my 2 cents.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:45:50 2015 No.14248750
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What the heck is going on, didn't I say no more of this impure nonsense?

Don't talk to anyone, even a jpsie, outside of jp! Not on steam, or email, or skype. It's wrong and it will only lead to sadness and misery. This is the only environment in which we can function.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:46:05 2015 No.14248751

>>14248703
i know people who lived with a chemical imbalance for over 40 years that left them drained all the time for their whole life who was then perfectly healthy after getting it treated, just because you've been that way forever doesn't mean it can't change

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:46:23 2015 No.14248753 File: 30 KB, 339x425, 1338008355682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248710 related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:47:07 2015 No.14248755 File: 893 KB, 1416x1072, 1431759996122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248750 I love all /jp/sies even when they're not on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:50:12 2015 No.14248769 File: 318 KB, 540x602, 4537611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248755 I love jpsies more than anyone but they're only jpsies if they're on jp. We hurt each other less if we stay on jp

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:53:28 2015 No.14248778 >>14248769 Love is indiscriminate anon, you have to take risks sometimes

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:57:36 2015 No.14248787

>>14248710
>The whole having to actually be worth for something more than sex only applies to males
:(
I suppose. Reading that made me feel sad in a way I can't place, but I suppose you're right. I'll just cook more tasty things he likes.

>>14248751
My family doesn't like the idea of medicine, so I haven't tried taking any. They say it's the easy/lazy way out. So I feel like I might be. Thank you, anon. I might try and get it without their knowing. I'm starting to blog, though, so I'll stop posting after this.

>>14248769
But don't you want a friend who will understand you? I'd want a jpsie friend, even though I know the friendship will eventually fall through because one of us gets too anxious to reply. Better to have loved and lost, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 17:57:47 2015 No.14248788 File: 553 KB, 960x1224, 44749558.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248778 jpsies are too soft and delicate to take unnecessary risks It's dangerous out there and it's so safe here, why tempt fate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:00:46 2015 No.14248796 File: 589 KB, 1000x876, 51044738_p16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248787 Understanding between people is just an illusion jp is my friend and I don't want to lose it because I got greedy

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:01:07 2015 No.14248799

>>14248787
>Reading that made me feel sad in a way I can't place, but I suppose you're right.

You can accomplish and do a lot of things, but you will still be validated by the opposite sex even if you do nothing unlike for males.
No reason to be sad about it, its just rules of nature.

I wouldnt recommend ```medicines''' for you either, they will really really fuck you up. Life isnt supposed to be a blast all the time. Reading what you're writing, you're just unsatisfied with yourself. The best cure for that is to accomplish something, that will make you feel fulfilled and happy, instead of just an artificial drug happy.

>>14248778
>>14248788
You dont take the risks, instinct takes over and the risks naturally happen.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:06:46 2015 No.14248818
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>>14248788
Sometimes something wonderful can happen

>>14248799
True it's not always a conscious choice. Choosing to leave the house could result in an accident but that's life

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:07:57 2015 No.14248827 File: 5 KB, 128x250, del.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop bumping this shameful shit thread already.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:12:20 2015 No.14248846

>>14248201
>Hundreds of posts about things that could amount to a greentext story from /r9k/, special snowflake angst, blogs about past relationships, spoilertalk straight out of /v/.
Everything you've listed here happened pretty much all the time in 2008 other than the "past relationship" talk. Which might only be because /jp/ is finally too old or jaded to give a shit about the 3DPD thing anymore.

>>14248092
Blog threads are and have always been shit, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:13:54 2015 No.14248853 >>14248846 >Which might only be because /jp/ is finally too old or jaded No, it is because the userbase changed radically. It's obvious unless you're blind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:15:48 2015 No.14248861 >>14248853 last time the userbase actually changed was the flood of /v/ posters during the saten cocksucking threads, iirc was that 2011-12?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:18:30 2015 No.14248871 >>14248787 >:( Get the FUCK out, not dude.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:19:47 2015 No.14248878 [DELETED]

>>14248853
>No, it is because the userbase changed radically.
The userbase of /jp/ has changed, but the people from that time have also changed. Not a single one of them still gives a shit about maintaining the pretense that we're all NEETs who hate or are entirely different to 3D females.

The home security guards who were screaming the praises of NEETdom and posting other dumb /jp/ memes in 19 are now in their late 20s.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:21:37 2015 No.14248885

>>14248853
Different anon here. I just came back to /jp/ after abandoning the internet for three years.

/jp/ honestly looks pretty much exactly the same as when I left. Maybe I need more time to browse to see if that's true or not, but at first glance it looks the same.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:22:21 2015 No.14248889

>>14248853
>No, it is because the userbase changed radically.
The userbase of /jp/ has changed, but the people from that time have also changed. Not a single one of them still gives a shit about maintaining the pretense that we're all NEETs who hate or are entirely different to 3D females.

Everyone old enough to post on /jp/ during the split is now well past 25. There's only so long you can care about maintaining the culture of NEET supremacy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:24:40 2015 No.14248894 >>14248201 This. Quit blogging about your life, you shitters

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:26:46 2015 No.14248901 >>14248889 >Not a single one of them still gives a shit about maintaining the pretense that we're all NEETs who hate or are entirely different to 3D females. Stop trying to speak for everyone here. You aren't that important.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:27:29 2015 No.14248906
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>>14248861
>>14248885
>>14248889
Board activity came to a halt due to overmoderation in 2014, and then the staff brought here massive generals like Kancolle (which, just by itself, comprised HALF OF ALL ACTIVITY when it first came) or monster girls (which is even bigger). There were lengthy meta posts on /ghost/ about it.

A notable userbase replacement has taken place in the last 2 years, it's undeniable. Do you browse the same board I do? It honestly surprises me I even have to explain this.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:30:42 2015 No.14248918

>>14248901
>Stop trying to speak for everyone here. You aren't that important.
The only one trying to speak for everyone here is you.

There are still plenty of people out there that will stick with 2D for life but very few people still care enough to try and militantly enforce it on the board. Go visit any of the wretched hives where 2008-era /jp/sies hang out in any number. None of them care anymore.

>>14248906
>It honestly surprises me I even have to explain this.
It surprises me that you're a fucking retard. The userbase replacement that mattered happened in 2010-2013. All that happened in 2014 was taking out the trash.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:32:36 2015 No.14248925

>>14248906
>2014
I didn't have internet that year, so I have no idea what you're talking about. Like I said, at first glance it looks the same as it did three years ago. You all make the same threads still and talk about them in the same way. Look there's even Flanfly threads still. The responses just aren't all in caps. Is that one of the userbase changes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:33:08 2015 No.14248927 >>14248818 Nothing wonderful ever happens, please stop spreading this lie

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:38:19 2015 No.14248941 >>14248918 So bringing several generals (and their hundreds of users) from other boards that have more activity that the whole board put together doesn't matter? After 2010 the userbase definitely changed, and now it has happened again.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:41:20 2015 No.14248953

>>14248941
>After 2010 the userbase definitely changed, and now it has happened again.
It doesn't matter to me because as far as I'm concerned the new userbase that really started infiltrating in force starting 2011 was entirely worthless. These are the people who were "turned over" in 2014, which was fucking fantastic. The entirety of that era should be excised wholesale from /jp/'s collective memory.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:48:17 2015 No.14248971 >>14248953 I don't know dude. The warosu era is by far the most enjoyment I've ever gotten out of the Internet. It didn't really get in the way of the VN discussion I come to the jay for so I found it pretty harmless.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:51:15 2015 No.14248978

>>14248953
And... you think the ones that have come now for shitty shovelware mobile games generals are going to be any better? Do you think the monster girl users are going to make /jp/ better?

You're celebrating someone has emptied the urine bucket to pour shit on it.

By the way, there's already a metathread (>>14245417) but it's been autosaged.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:52:55 2015 No.14248986 [DELETED]

>>14248971
The warosu era was reasonable for people who came to /jp/ for the endless attention whoring parade, and for people who came to /jp/ for a single general thread (and people wonder why those too off). You seem to be both. It was fucking miserable for everyone else.

Don't worry, your friends are still waiting for you at /gnfos/.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:55:10 2015 No.14248996

>>14248971
The warosu era was reasonable for people who came to /jp/ for the endless attention whoring parade, and for people who came to /jp/ for a single general thread (and people wonder why those took off). You seem to be both. It was fucking miserable for everyone else.

Don't worry, your friends are still waiting for you at /gnfos/.

>>14248978
>And... you think the ones that have come now for shitty shovelware mobile games generals are going to be any better? Do you think the monster girl users are going to make /jp/ better?
They have the potential to keep their retardation in a single thread without aggressively getting in the face of others. That alone makes them qualify as piss-level next to 2013-era's endless shit heap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:59:35 2015 No.14249013 >>14248996 If you honestly think these kind of users are remotely better than 2012-2013, we have nothing to discuss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:59:52 2015 No.14249015 File: 43 KB, 414x248, 12631591705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14248927 Wonderful things happen all the time. What if ZUN thought like that and never decided to make touhou?

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 18:59:57 2015 No.14249016

>>14248986
When you say "everyone else," who exactly do you mean? I can't fathom how you could be distressed by a das it mane or viper or cat look like janny thread when they're off the board after two minutes and you have to intentionally visit /ghost/ to ever see them again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:02:10 2015 No.14249025 File: 363 KB, 700x880, 49458124_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14249015 touhou ruined my life and so did making friends with jpsies outside of jp

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:02:32 2015 No.14249027

>>14249013
All the multifaceted shitty general threads today are the same as the idol threads which have been here from the beginning. They mostly keep to themselves. People only scapegoat them to avert their eyes from the shitheap that everything else has become (and that you're responsible for making it).

>If you honestly think these kind of users are remotely better than 2012-2013, we have nothing to discuss.
To begin with we had nothing to discuss given that you're one of the pieces of human excrement who came here during that era.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:04:41 2015 No.14249038 >>14249027 Take it easy boss, it's just an imageboard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:04:46 2015 No.14249040 OP is literally a /r9k/ user: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:eexlUq7ffxgJ:https://archive.moe/r9k/thread/21115160/ (1435156935505.jpg on 21117757)

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:06:25 2015 No.14249046

>>14249016
>when they're off the board after two minutes
If this actually happened nobody would have a problem with it. This only actually happened briefly during the "overmoderated" era that people love to complain about.

What's more typical is that people would spam a thread to death, you'd run out of reports, and six hours later a mod would come by and delete the whole thing.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:07:28 2015 No.14249049

>>14249046
>What's more typical is that people would spam a thread to death, you'd run out of reports, and six hours later a mod would come by and delete the whole thing.
I literally never saw this happen. Link me an archived thread where this took place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:10:11 2015 No.14249059 >>14249049 I remember being one of those spammers whenever there were cosplay threads.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:11:36 2015 No.14249066

>>14249049
Think the spam that happened during C83, except instead of autistically babysitting it for hours (because it was the Comiket thread) they nuked it instead. Or the utter hilarity that the ZUN@AWA threads became.

You can't seriously tell me you never saw warosu play their little game where they aggressively, then subtly, start shitting up a thread for the sole purpose of harassing the staff (for hours on end, usually) and screaming about "babysitting" and "board shaping" like they ever cared about moderation integrity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:18:53 2015 No.14249091 >>14249066 Uh I don't think anyone on the w ever claimed to legitimately care about moderation integrity. It was just fun to mess with the janitors because they took their job so seriously.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:22:06 2015 No.14249104

>>14249091
>It was just fun to mess with the janitors because they took their job so seriously.
So for the sheer fun of it, warosu spent thousands of hours harassing the people trying to preserve what was left of old /jp/, until they finally managed to annihilate it.

Congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:23:33 2015 No.14249107 >>14249104 >the people trying to preserve what was left of old /jp/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:23:58 2015 No.14249108 >>14249107 Typical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:24:48 2015 No.14249109 >>14249108 Maybe one day they'll be able to use their brains properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:26:12 2015 No.14249116 >>14249104 I suppose the janitors were defending whatever you considered to be "old /jp/" (endless 2hu imagedump threads?). If you don't like the board anymore, why are you still here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:26:14 2015 No.14249117 You know, thinking about it. Maybe /jp/ did change. This should have started as a portal thread, not a "I kissed someone" thread. I knew something was amiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:28:03 2015 No.14249122 >>14249108 Yes, Saegrimr, Kazisho and an even more mentally deranged AoC were the true paladins of old /jp/. At this point I'm starting to think I might be talking to one of them.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:30:10 2015 No.14249126

>>14249109
>Maybe one day they'll be able to use their brains properly.
I suppose your ideal would have been for them to give up and let /jp/ become /gnfos/ entirely. Pass.

>>14249122
>Yes, Saegrimr, Kazisho and an even more mentally deranged AoC were the true paladins of old /jp/.
They certainly all knew, at the very least, what old /jp/ was like and what they were trying to preserve. The very fact that they volunteered for the position means that they weren't going to be the most stable of the bunch.

>At this point I'm starting to think I might be talking to one of them.
I used to talk to both of them from time to time, so you can experience it vicariously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:31:39 2015 No.14249133 >>14249126 >They >both of them Sorry - I was only talking about AoC and Saegrimr here. To my knowledge I've never interacted with Kaizsho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:32:51 2015 No.14249135 >>14249126 >I used to talk to both of them from time to time How'd you get to know them? And you still haven't explained what "old /jp/" is.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:37:48 2015 No.14249150

>>14249135
The overblown elitism and meme culture that characterized /jp/ in the first two years.

>How'd you get to know them?
Saegrimr I mostly talked with on 4chan proper. For a while we ran into each other playing soku a lot. Later I'd chat him with on IRC every few months.

AoC I only ever talked to inside /jp/, so that probably doesn't count, but he used to post quite a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:44:29 2015 No.14249166 >>14249122 Kazisho was barely active on /jp/ compared to other janitors. His work is fairly ignorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:46:00 2015 No.14249170 >>14249166 How do you know that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:47:11 2015 No.14249174 >>14249150 The janitors made it their mission to stamp out meme culture though. That's what warosu was. Niggy and viper were the next evolution of are you frustrated kircheis and bawson.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:49:36 2015 No.14249181

>>14249174
>The janitors made it their mission to stamp out meme culture though.
I'm specifically talking about the meme culture that characterized early /jp/; every board on 4chan has meme culture of some kind.

>Niggy and viper were the next evolution
Not in the fucking slightest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:52:16 2015 No.14249191 >>14249181 What, so you wanted all the old jay memes to stay? That's not possible. Memes get stale pretty quickly.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:54:40 2015 No.14249197

>>14249170
I wonder how.
>>14249191
That's because old /jp/ memes were actually /jp/ related. There's nothing /jp/ about Niggy, das it mane, josh or any of the post-neo /jp/ memes (2013~2014). 2011 was already off-topic, even, with all the unironical gloryhole threads and whatnot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:55:29 2015 No.14249203 >>14249191 like your mom

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:56:26 2015 No.14249207 >>14249197 LoGH and Dawson's Creek are not even remotely /jp/-related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:56:36 2015 No.14249208 >>14249197 /jp/ declined just like r9k is going to after producing a high ammount of memes.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 19:59:36 2015 No.14249221

>>14249207
Anime surely is remotely /jp/-related. Dawson though, you have a point there. One important thing to notice, though, is that dawson was a tiny minority among a bunch of /jp/ memes. Niggy and the rest were not a minority. I guess you can get away with mentioning that pls respond and nocturnes spammer were /jp/ related, but among the shit being poured over 2012 /jp/ outweighed it by a huge margin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:00:37 2015 No.14249228 >>14249221 -among

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:02:58 2015 No.14249239

>>14249207
Bawson was just an excuse for people to bitch about meta. They were all shit threads, but the people in them (in hindsight, hilariously) spent a lot of time arguing about /jp/'s problems there.

Kircheis is a reaction image and holdover from pre-split culture that ascended to meme status. That doesn't make it /jp/ related per se but at least it evolved from the existing culture.

>>14249191
There's a long way from Sakurafish to whoever the fuck it was that posted a photo of their dick every day. Even if some of the memes were farther removed from /jp/ than others the people in them would actually justify themselves, because people back then actually cared about such things.

Whereas with niggy you'd just post a couple dozen more niggys and shitpost people who didn't like it into oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:04:53 2015 No.14249246 >>14249239 >shitpost *shitepost

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:09:41 2015 No.14249260 >>14249246 that feel when no ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:11:39 2015 No.14249267 why is the real meta thread autosaged

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:13:11 2015 No.14249272 >>14249267 To preserve what is left of old /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:13:25 2015 No.14249274 >>14249260 No wonder you didn't enjoy 2013. You couldn't dump any turdies on ol' janny boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:38:58 2015 No.14249355 File: 425 KB, 1000x800, 1389717180068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be friends with all of you and support when you guys need encouragement and kind words.

Anonymous Tue Oct 20 20:53:42 2015 No.14249406
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I have accepted that I won't find true happiness (does it even exist?), just embrace the pure shitness of life but don't hurt yourself when you don't need to (e.g. don't get in relationships) and at least try to enjoy whatever you have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:07:41 2015 No.14249459 File: 173 KB, 1056x1408, 1443657947892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14249406

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:09:06 2015 No.14249466 >>14249459 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:28:13 2015 No.14249533 >>14249459 何

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 21:40:03 2015 No.14249594 >>14248889 Fuck off normalfag. This board is NEET only.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 22:54:41 2015 No.14249849 I want to love and protect all of you! and I wish I didn't secretly have a fetish for turning you all into degenerates

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 23:14:02 2015 No.14249897 File: 86 KB, 476x598, 1445397242231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14249849

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 23:21:02 2015 No.14249924 It's not too late to become a cute girl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 20 23:57:10 2015 No.14250076 >it's still here

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:08:02 2015 No.14250125
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>>14244148
I had my first kiss when I was child one little bastard brought down my breath by kick and in very overtightened manner tried to do artificial respiration and a few second he "really do it" but just a moment later, then I try to breathe independently, he put own dirty tongue in my mouth tread do french kiss.
Dem his mouth smell like hell disgusting, he can't even kiss properly.
Then he do it shit I feel nothing but disgusting after he stop I start feeling of nausea...

Now you can told me how awesome your kiss.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:10:17 2015 No.14250137 I'm a depressed suicidal stalker now because one of you /jp/sies who thinks it's okay to just suddenly become cold and distant and unfriend your friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:14:12 2015 No.14250155 >>14245331 Depression is a good thing. Being not depressed means being a conformist ignorant of the true world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:20:24 2015 No.14250184 >>14245331 I went and got help because a "loved one" that was a /jp/sie asked me to to. And then immediately after I started getting help I was unfriended and ignored to this day, and now I'm even worse than I was back then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 00:30:29 2015 No.14250210 File: 736 KB, 1024x1024, 1424782265831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14245057 But Anon, drinking is almost mandatory! 2hu is made of dreams and beer! Good job with the rest, though!

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 02:48:30 2015 No.14250562

>>14247759
I have the drive to achieve something in life, and I believe that I work hard.
I have a purpose.
But, I don't think I will ever be happy.

You are right though. It's very hard to convince yourself that you should work hard to be wanted when nobody wants you.

Don't equate drive with happiness. Drive is only a means to an end.
You've been left with a chicken and egg problem, and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you can solve it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 03:37:56 2015 No.14250712 >>14250562 It's better to try do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 03:41:05 2015 No.14250730 you idiots are all arguing about whether /jp/ was different or not based on your memories when you could easily just go search a date in the archive

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 04:04:43 2015 No.14250789 >>14250730 suck my cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 04:08:52 2015 No.14250805 >>14250730 the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 04:39:01 2015 No.14250935 >>14250137 >suddenly becoming cold and distant and unfriending your friends It's basically internet suicide, except it's somewhat easier to undo than the real one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 10:54:21 2015 No.14251795 Another great fake chat, squad. I hope you all still enjoys that joy of distorting everything around you while enjoying your interneto life. What they're calling it now, pretend- fun... posting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 14:51:22 2015 No.14252573 >>14250210 Drugs are awful, including ethanol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 21 15:08:44 2015 No.14252637 I want to kiss and have sex with someone I actually love but I find it impossible to fall in love with anyone IRL. No one seems good enough.

Anonymous Wed Oct 21 15:13:33 2015 No.14252660

>>14247340
>Cluster B personality disorder
I went on OkCupid for 2 months, it was ridiculous. The only people who wrote me were full on Cluster B fucks, and I found everyone else too boring to contact. Also as another city-dweller I think cities suck for meeting folks because you almost never see the same people on a regular basis.

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