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Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:14:03 2015 No.14226671 [Reply] [Original]

compare the pair
windows reimu:
• surly
• will beat you up if she doesn't like you
• is only with you for your money, will leave you for yukari as soon as the donations stop coming
• will likely never cuddle with you after sex
• will likely never have sex with you in an enthusiastic fashion
• slutty promiscuous outfit shows armpits

pc-98 reimu:
• polite and demure
• wholesome miko uniform doesn't expose any skin
• a cheerful smile on her face when she sees you
• will be the little spoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:21:38 2015 No.14226715 >>14226671 What if i want to be the little spoon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:51:31 2015 No.14226849 File: 119 KB, 850x877, 1425609993556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's no need for this thread. Everyone knows that pc-98 is a cute while the current one is a psychopath murderer bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:56:04 2015 No.14226870 >>14226671 And I'd still pick the left one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:17:58 2015 No.14226956 >>14226671 I want to enter abusive relationship with Reimu! I want her to beat me up and call me shit on daily basis!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:24:20 2015 No.14227000 >>14226671 Except Reimu is a smug bitch even in PC-98, she only seems more polite and ingenue because she's also dumb as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:33:18 2015 No.14227030 File: 355 KB, 900x900, 14243601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Belligerence is okay if they're cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 23:49:27 2015 No.14227913 >>14226715 >>14226870 >>14226956 low test

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 23:53:43 2015 No.14227929 >>14226956 But you would stay with her because you know she really loves yo deep down and will change someday, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 01:48:58 2015 No.14228286 >>14226671 Everyone in PC98 dialogues is fucking rude, what are you talking about I give you that old Reimu smiles more and is more careless

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 01:49:18 2015 No.14228287 I want to beat them both up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 01:50:28 2015 No.14228289 >>14226671 both are shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 01:51:14 2015 No.14228292 >>14228286 she's the qt who acts shy in public but is secretly a bully the best kind of girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:03:58 2015 No.14228328 >>14228292 >secretly That and equating touhou characters with shallow RL girls is almost hurtful. Shouldn't you be out having a girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:11:44 2015 No.14228343 >>14228328 : )

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:53:56 2015 No.14229211 >>14227929 no! I don't want her to give a shit about me; I want her to abuse me and vent on me and I will gladly accept it~

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:15:02 2015 No.14229248 >>14229211 Are you a masochist? Because while I can kind of understand, it ceases to be exciting If there's no underlying relationship past the abuse

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:16:56 2015 No.14229254 >>14226671 Windows Reimu has never killed anyone while we can safely assume that everyone who didn't escape PC-98 Reimu is dead. Some even pleaded for their lives but were killed anyway, Orange for example.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:27:15 2015 No.14229278 >>14229248 I don't want a relationship, what's the point in that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:43:02 2015 No.14229327 >>14229254 cough Noseferatu cough

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:46:27 2015 No.14229340 >>14229211 That's not healthy. Do you want to be beaten, belittled, and raped?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:48:43 2015 No.14229347 >>14226671 I'm sold. When can you deliver?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:26:53 2015 No.14229479 Angry Reimu is the miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 14:12:29 2015 No.14229767 >>14229327 He isn't a cute girl, he's allowed to die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 14:41:27 2015 No.14229873 >>14229327 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 14:45:20 2015 No.14229889 >>14229479 I want to have angry sex with Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 14:58:30 2015 No.14229940 >>14229873 The /jp/sie who wanted to live the dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:02:34 2015 No.14229950 >will likely never cuddle with you after sex >will likely never have sex with you in an enthusiastic fashion That describes everyone in my case though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:07:44 2015 No.14229966 >>14226671 How would you imagine a Linux Reimu then?

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:09:55 2015 No.14229974

>>14229940
You don't need to become a youkai to fuck 2hus in Gensokyo, though.

I'm sure he was one of those betas who dreamt about hand holding, cuddling and sex in a missionary pose under the blanket. "I want to live with my fav 2hu forever and that's why I need to become a youkai". That death serves him right.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:10:59 2015 No.14229981

>>14229950
If anything,
>will likely never have sex with you in an enthusiastic fashion
this just turns me on even more.

Imagine trying your very best to pleasure Reimu while she just lies there motionless with a bored expression on her face, sighing loudly while refusing to make eye contact with you and instead constantly looking at the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:23:27 2015 No.14230020 >>14229966 Wide open for anyone to tamper with

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:49:50 2015 No.14230081 File: 365 KB, 545x961, 1443210872674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14229889 Would be great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:56:57 2015 No.14230097 >>14230020 I wanna tamper with a Linux Reimu who has been worked on previously by a load of men!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 16:16:14 2015 No.14230169 >>14230081 sumireko is a dork

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 18:11:38 2015 No.14230606 >>14226671 >is only with you for your money anon, since her beginning, raymo always want money also this >>14227000 >>14228286 and she beaten by a robo-maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 18:53:31 2015 No.14230758 >>14226671 When PC-98 Reimu was told she could have any wish, she wished to destroy the world. So there's that. Windows Reimu may be grouchy, but she's a lot more sane.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 19:27:42 2015 No.14230875 >>14230758 Did she really though? In the Good Endings we only see her thinking of destroying the world, among a lot of other things. In the Bad Endings it does actually happen but those aren't really canon I think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 19:50:00 2015 No.14230951 >>14230875 Think about it. What if that was chronologically the last PC-98 game?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 20:08:06 2015 No.14231021 >>14230951 she destroyed gensokyo and then yukari rebuild it makes sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 08:51:12 2015 No.14233018 >>14229981 This. I'd kill to fuck Reimu while she uncaringly counts the cash I paid her and fiddles with her phone afterwards until I cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 11:40:25 2015 No.14233422 >>14233018 Hot! The best Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 11:46:29 2015 No.14233439 Please no bully but is there something like a guide on how to start with touhou? This board is really scary

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 11:47:12 2015 No.14233443 >>14233439 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 11:56:13 2015 No.14233468 >>14233439 Touhou is a series of games. Get the game called Embodiment of Scarlet Devil and play it. It is the first Windows game and arguably the beginning of the series. Play it. If it's too hard for you, then fuck off forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 11:59:39 2015 No.14233481 >>14233439 Fuck off. Go locate and download Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Mountain of Faith, or Perfect Cherry Blossom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:00:09 2015 No.14233483 >>14233468 Please do not spoonfeed newfags who refuse to even Google.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:02:05 2015 No.14233492 >>14233468 >If it's too hard for you, then fuck off forever. And not to be a complete bully: if you manage, then welcome to the club. We're actually really friendly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:07:25 2015 No.14233511 >playing touhou and not just wacking off to the doujins You nerds make me laff

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:07:57 2015 No.14233513 >>14233483 I could have ignored him, but I have mixed feelings about fandom elitism. The community just looks really unfriendly and I think the games are hard enough to make a newcomer question his decision.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:10:10 2015 No.14233520 >>14233513 It's better for the community to be unfriendly, it's not like we need anymore people, especially lazy and stupid people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:13:44 2015 No.14233541 >>14233520 Don't worry my brother in autism, it's probably not gonna stick with him anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 12:33:41 2015 No.14233622 >tfw I can only 1cc easy >tfw I read the dialogue off the touhou wikia

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 17:11:22 2015 No.14234893 File: 62 KB, 250x245, Screenshot 2015-08-10 at 4.26.00 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i know which one i like better and she isn't the boring one

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 17:13:20 2015 No.14234900 File: 27 KB, 265x240, reimu tanuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Windows Reimu is the best

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 17:36:55 2015 No.14234993 >>14234900 I don't remember this version. Was it before or after Vista?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 22:23:30 2015 No.14236242 >>14234893 >Preferring cunt Reimu over cute Reimu Cancer

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 22:35:21 2015 No.14236301 >>14236265 So PC-98 Reimu was just drunk the whole time, hence the friendly yet chaotic manners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 17 23:45:31 2015 No.14236572 File: 432 KB, 900x966, 387_Reimu_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14236265 Reimoo is a cute drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 01:39:11 2015 No.14236900 >>14236572 I want to be Reimu's drinking buddy and rape and cum inside her every time she passes out drunk, so every day.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 04:14:12 2015 No.14237281 File: 158 KB, 600x600, 1438784314434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14236900 Absolutely inappropriate!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 04:15:25 2015 No.14237284 File: 790 KB, 1061x1434, 1438819895159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 07:14:13 2015 No.14237575 >>14237281 And once she noticed she was pregnant, it'd be too late to abort and she'd have no choice but to marry me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 07:30:55 2015 No.14237596 >>14236900 >>14237575 Someone please write a story based on this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 10:29:46 2015 No.14238233 >>14237575 >it'd be too late to abort It's never too late. Especially since Gensokyo doesn't have any laws concerning that matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 17:21:33 2015 No.14239729 >>14238233 You are a monster. YOu will scrape the head of human being?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:26:28 2015 No.14239990 The Pc-98 Reimu comes with robot maid, green haired spirit and cool flying turtle. What do you get with the shitty Windows version? Annoying granny? Nosy crow? Drunk freeloader? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:28:33 2015 No.14239998 The Pc-98 Reimu action figure comes with robot maid, green haired evil spirit and cool flying turtle. What do you get with the shitty Windows version? Annoying granny? Nosy crow? Drunk freeloader? No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 18 18:50:17 2015 No.14240095 >>14239998 >Pc-98 Reimu action figure Please tell me this is real

Anonymous Mon Oct 19 08:39:04 2015 No.14242387 [SPOILER]

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>>14239729
Me? No, but I doubt Yagokoro clinic would have any reservations, provided you offer a sufficient amount.

They even offer "late" late-term abortions, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:27:47 2015 No.14242741 >>14237596 Only if it has an NTR end where it turns out Reimu was always drinking to forget the day's bareback whoring and she has no idea whose kid it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:36:09 2015 No.14242767 >>14229340 All of the above! I want to be the victim of Bosnian war crimes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 11:46:56 2015 No.14242797 >>14242767 What if someone tried to stop her and save you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 12:59:37 2015 No.14243057 >>14242797 It depends. If by "save," they mean abusing me more, then they should go right ahead and save me. If not, then I will protect Reimu, for only in her abuse do I have purpose!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 13:05:11 2015 No.14243080 >>14243057 They want to stop the vile husband-beater and heal you.

>>	Maliktron Mon Oct 19 13:10:16 2015 No.14243099 Either way, they'll be fucked by tentacles.

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