Finally you made it to Gensoukyo and found your favorite Touhou What's her reaction after seeing your face?

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Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:05:03 2015 No.14209173 [Reply] [Original]

Finally you made it to Gensoukyo and found your favorite Touhou

What's her reaction after seeing your face?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:09:41 2015 No.14209189 File: 78 KB, 500x667, tumblr_myyv4pPXdf1sje3mto1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173 She probably won't even notice me And you OP ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:09:46 2015 No.14209190 File: 463 KB, 1049x830, 60d1d9cdd2e0f6ea0052046c8be12dea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They see me. They both know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:12:04 2015 No.14209202 >>14209190 Yeah, those faces clearly know you have a small jaypeepee

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:16:01 2015 No.14209220 >>14209202 Fuck off, Rinnosuke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:27:45 2015 No.14209275 File: 1.59 MB, 2000x2000, 39130272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173 Not sure abut her reaction but this is mine

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:27:48 2015 No.14209276 File: 1.37 MB, 1015x1400, 33904968_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:44:33 2015 No.14209334 >>14209275 You wanna die ? It's probably the worst thing to do if you value your life

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:50:17 2015 No.14209359 File: 302 KB, 762x911, 1350804168472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 15:58:06 2015 No.14209378 File: 104 KB, 244x272, Remi vomit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 16:18:12 2015 No.14209453 >>14209173 Face? Won't I be a spirit floating around? I don't think I'll even have a face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 16:37:19 2015 No.14209559 File: 142 KB, 549x479, 1348220373434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:15:10 2015 No.14209735 I'd cover my face to hide my white piggu features. Like, with a sin sack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:15:20 2015 No.14209738 File: 773 KB, 1000x1000, cc5b42c227c720288cd01f968685c090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She would be extremely happy because she loves me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:19:01 2015 No.14209761 File: 35 KB, 273x285, remi006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:20:09 2015 No.14209767 File: 390 KB, 729x500, 1325055533775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This. Literally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:26:53 2015 No.14209798 File: 944 KB, 1062x1500, 3d0c6a6a4de4fb893dffe221650e29c3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would be Tenshi's reaction? Hopefully not smashing me in the head with a rock.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:30:44 2015 No.14209815 File: 26 KB, 300x552, 1329981099989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209767 Your favorite touhou is Alice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:35:06 2015 No.14209834 >>14209815 Pretty much, broseph.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:42:07 2015 No.14209863 File: 10 KB, 75x100, marisaangry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's a charging up something. Either a love spell or a Master Spark. I'm not too confident on the first one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 17:49:54 2015 No.14209885 File: 70 KB, 332x224, what are you looking at nerd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 18:14:03 2015 No.14209945 File: 262 KB, 700x700, 1359687276170.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 18:16:20 2015 No.14209952 >>14209945 Chub-chaser.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 18:25:20 2015 No.14209984 File: 428 KB, 840x1120, 47127354_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 18:33:51 2015 No.14210012 File: 17 KB, 256x290, tmp_21069-1439908923508-1834651253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 18:50:09 2015 No.14210058 File: 354 KB, 732x732, aa71a90b5e084b9661016f687ed84da8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS, I WISH

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:03:22 2015 No.14210122 File: 62 KB, 371x481, 1405272516051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14210012 You posted the wrong picture by mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:21:25 2015 No.14210205 File: 164 KB, 320x240, 1393319587322.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:25:33 2015 No.14210217 File: 27 KB, 620x496, 34803188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:27:01 2015 No.14210222 >>14209359 Why would Satori ever ask that? You're a lowly human, your entire life experiences are open for her to read just by virtue of you being in her general vicinity

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:27:26 2015 No.14210223 >>14209815 >Suigintou >Alice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:29:50 2015 No.14210228 File: 182 KB, 202x359, yukaridance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she be happy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:33:55 2015 No.14210237 File: 122 KB, 712x720, 2352352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me in the middle. I think she would feel like she has encountered a giant hairy creature of foreign origin

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:35:49 2015 No.14210245 >>14210237 That dude needs to lay of the steroids. It's not possible to look that buff without the juice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:38:13 2015 No.14210249 File: 58 KB, 640x480, mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209767

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:39:26 2015 No.14210252 File: 677 KB, 625x884, 7681cf0cddea244cd00c39cc4002cd7a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something like this, I hope

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:44:41 2015 No.14210267 >>14210245 Welcome to the SEALs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 19:46:04 2015 No.14210272 >>14209189 Wow someone other than me loves BYakuren?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 20:01:09 2015 No.14210318 File: 447 KB, 1199x962, futo ritual.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 20:04:16 2015 No.14210328 File: 19 KB, 172x178, 1358393611282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209952

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 20:10:38 2015 No.14210350 I imagine I would get killed and raped by fairies before anything else happened.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 20:22:13 2015 No.14210390 File: 95 KB, 1280x720, whatreimudoeswhenanonshowsup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 20:38:45 2015 No.14210442 File: 309 KB, 500x550, 1416682045166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 20:48:56 2015 No.14210475 File: 174 KB, 731x295, t_07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:05:42 2015 No.14210528 >>14210390 No, anon, Reimu is very happy to welcome the human visitors to her shrine. She gets so few of them...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:13:41 2015 No.14210553 >>14210390 What's her reaction when I appear with money?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:13:52 2015 No.14210554 >>14210390 >>14210528 >>14210528 bring money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:14:00 2015 No.14210555 File: 525 KB, 1104x1179, 49826936_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:16:17 2015 No.14210573 File: 94 KB, 400x451, 1386403320230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:43:29 2015 No.14210650 >>14210245 My dad looks like that and he's just a carpenter living in the country, meanwhile I'm a lazy fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:49:13 2015 No.14210664 File: 325 KB, 771x723, Alice 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 21:54:42 2015 No.14210686 File: 13 KB, 140x131, Sem títuloaq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:03:15 2015 No.14210877 >>14209863 Oh like you wouldn't want to get hit by her Master Spark

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:15:43 2015 No.14210910 File: 1.79 MB, 2177x2902, 43630299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is my wife and we love each other so she would be really happy that we finally can touch one another

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:22:01 2015 No.14210937 File: 279 KB, 500x1399, ZOINKS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:23:02 2015 No.14210941 File: 203 KB, 500x1399, sweet juicy ass.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14210937

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:24:08 2015 No.14210946 >>14210910 And then you get cancer

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:27:07 2015 No.14210961 >>14210941 I translated the rest but I can't find them in the archive

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:29:09 2015 No.14210969 File: 29 KB, 420x290, 1390992626633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:31:13 2015 No.14210977 >>14210553 >>14210554 Does she accept Visa?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:35:09 2015 No.14210995 File: 51 KB, 360x417, @@@! (9).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:36:31 2015 No.14210998 File: 288 KB, 900x570, 1351196502788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:36:41 2015 No.14211000 File: 100 KB, 1000x800, 1442631353432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:40:22 2015 No.14211011 >>14210217 Would you let the cutest and best little girl in Gensokyo rip you open and eat your entrails?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:48:08 2015 No.14211036 >>14210877 Will it be love filled?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 23:57:55 2015 No.14211070 File: 205 KB, 1000x1000, 132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:33:14 2015 No.14211175 File: 66 KB, 942x1065, 1440644548387.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 00:46:23 2015 No.14211212 File: 50 KB, 231x277, 1441831658169.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her reaction to everyone, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 01:11:07 2015 No.14211270 File: 126 KB, 850x981, mima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173 In b4 bones comment Liked her in PoDD and Mystic Square

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:14:48 2015 No.14211452 File: 256 KB, 1280x1080, 27717289_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably curiosity from seeing a human alone in Muenzuka. Maybe if she's in a good mood and I'm lucky she'll invite me in her house to chat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:23:05 2015 No.14211481 File: 95 KB, 636x900, 1442332107277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14210228 Because her food has come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:26:52 2015 No.14211488 >>14211481 I'd gladly let her eat me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:40:13 2015 No.14211520 File: 427 KB, 843x1200, 1305833678067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211488 How kind of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:46:29 2015 No.14211544 >>14209202 Yeah, i feel bad for that. The lenght of my dick on the other hand is equal to X in the innequality 15>X>25

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 02:47:56 2015 No.14211550 >>14210664 RUN

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:00:35 2015 No.14211616 File: 471 KB, 1000x1000, 1370380009078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Probably something like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:05:10 2015 No.14211640 File: 586 KB, 810x1200, 1228651818128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey, good to see you stranger!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 03:06:35 2015 No.14211645 File: 20 KB, 201x277, 1430457298820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:11:16 2015 No.14211763 >>14211036 You bet your sweet supple ass it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:17:10 2015 No.14211776 File: 664 KB, 1141x1158, 1443076286587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd expect something like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:28:29 2015 No.14211796 File: 778 KB, 900x1400, 1426647029076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey kid, wanna get a beer?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:49:16 2015 No.14211825 >>14210222 Satori can tell what you're thinking at the moment, not read your memory in its entirety.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:06:30 2015 No.14211850 >>14211825 Then how does she call up danmaku patterns her opponent has faced before? Does she just have to wait until they happen to reminisce about a particular fight? And what happens if they think of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:01:56 2015 No.14212007 File: 12 KB, 300x177, 1381954241127.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211850 >>14211825 Hypnosis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:27:41 2015 No.14212038 >>14211825 So the real question we should be asking is, "How will Satori react when she reads your mind and realizes that she's a fictional video game character?" then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:31:28 2015 No.14212047 >>14210977 The only currency in Gensokyo is sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:39:30 2015 No.14212060 >>14209173 why is your fave 2hu die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:42:59 2015 No.14212067 File: 25 KB, 310x377, Cirno_Uboa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14210217 This tbh. Unless you are Hitler with his psychic powers you won't survive 5 minutes among the youkai. Hell even Cirno can kill you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:46:40 2015 No.14212077 >>14212067 I imagine my ability to play danmaku directly translates into the magic system of Gensokyo so I'll be mostly fine unless in fact they have been doing everything on Lunatic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:49:51 2015 No.14212082 >>14212038 ? I don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:53:15 2015 No.14212085 >>14212077 But lunatic is canon, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:58:48 2015 No.14212093 >>14212085 At least I'll beat Cirno every time.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:27:05 2015 No.14212133

>>14212093
That's not really a bonus because Strict Memento says that if you encounter Cirno you can just ask her a riddle and that will cause her to BSOD.
Rumia is easily avoidable too.
Yuuka probably won't eat you unless she is hungry.
SDM people are pretty harmless unless you are chosen for bloodsucking.
Tengu/kappa don't give a fuck either way.
Come to think of it 2hou is pretty safe for humans.
Rest is death unless you can make it to the human village.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:31:55 2015 No.14212144 >>14212133 >Trusting Akyuu. I'm quoting Richard Nixon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:48:47 2015 No.14212168 >>14212133 You don't spawn at the human village or at least Kourindou when you enter Gensokyo? Well shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:45:00 2015 No.14212271 >>14212067 >Hell even Cirno can kill you. I'm pretty sure i remember reading somewhere that a grown human can easily overpower a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:01:17 2015 No.14212305 File: 506 KB, 877x1240, meafterreadingmycrap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:18:45 2015 No.14212337 >>14212047 So Reimu is actually rich?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:20:09 2015 No.14212342

>>14210245
Do you actually believe that?

If you eat 3000+ calories a day with a good amount of protein and don't lay on your ass all day - meaning actually working on your body - you'll probably look like that in a span of 6 years, give or take a few months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:25:52 2015 No.14212350 File: 223 KB, 600x600, sleepy Meiling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14211070 Not even sure Meiling would be that forward. But that is the kind of reaction I'd like. <--Unfortunately, I figure this is more liable to happen to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:33:44 2015 No.14212586 >>14212060 I'd probably die myself, then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:35:41 2015 No.14212591 >>14212077 There is also humans without power. Wanna train hard as fuck like Marisa ? I bet you don't because you're too lazy, just like everyone here including me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:42:12 2015 No.14212612 File: 131 KB, 478x451, 1442016517551.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 12:45:44 2015 No.14212620

>>14212168
There is three main ways to go in gensokyo
1. Get lost in the forest near the Yatsugatake mountains
2. Find the real world's Hakurei Shrine and then manage to find how to go to the Gensokyo one
3. Yukarin has taken you, you'll get to Gensokyo but won't last long

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 13:06:32 2015 No.14212656 File: 453 KB, 1026x1441, 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14212620 you forget the easiest way dude

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Oct 12 13:47:02 2015 No.14212798 File: 41 KB, 240x270, kk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:42:03 2015 No.14212921

>>14212656
>the easiest way
Not sure 'bout it. Human flesh a pretty damn disgusting If I trust what I can find on google.
Anyway, if I remember well Mamizou is a youkai since... Yup, her birth, and came to Gensokyo only recently, so is it that simple ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:50:26 2015 No.14212936 >>14212271 A generic fairy. Not battle-trained one with useful offensive powers like Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 14:54:57 2015 No.14212950 File: 1.27 MB, 865x1000, 4e1df46cf22c52d42474a8a9df921edc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My favorite Touhou isn't in Gensokyo. what do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:22:16 2015 No.14213008 >>14212620 >Get lost in the forest near the Yatsugatake mountains I need the source of this statement

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:23:23 2015 No.14213012 >>14212921 You don't know what it tastes like till you try burai. Also Mamizou has Gensokyo's Power Stone, which allows her to come and go as she pleases.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:30:56 2015 No.14213027

>>14212950
>shinki
well unless I have a map of the fantasy world and somehow succesfully evade the bakus, the route most safe to arrive Makai is across gensokyo heck, this place have a hella access points to places like moon
>implying you can got into gensokyo in the first place
well >>14212620 and >>14212656 know it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:32:46 2015 No.14213032 >>14212620 >>14212656 the silk road is a alternative way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:36:22 2015 No.14213040 File: 441 KB, 800x657, 1401917292965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she just can't admit how happy she is

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:39:39 2015 No.14213049

>>14213008
It's simple deduction from informations found in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense: the youkai mountain refers to the Yatsugatake Mountains in the real world, so it's where Gensoukyo was before the great Hakurei border. Moreover when you are getting forgotten in the real world, you drift slowly to Gensoukyo, Rynnosuke picks up lost objects from the real world like this. Thus if you get lost near these mountains, where Gensoukyo should be located, you'd probably end up in the forest of magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:40:49 2015 No.14213051 File: 19 KB, 226x226, 1360722098664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] because she know how much i fap to her

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:42:58 2015 No.14213058 >>14213049 Wouldn't be in youkai mountain? Since kourindou is mid way between these 2 I don't think they are very close to each other

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:47:44 2015 No.14213069 >>14213058 Hell if I know, I never went there in the first place, so find it out by yourself. I'd prefer to spawn in the Forest of Magic, fairies look more friendly than tengus

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 15:53:31 2015 No.14213078 File: 69 KB, 700x700, 1352847533063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I expect something like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:13:02 2015 No.14213116 File: 635 KB, 1000x1050, 2f27c413e85d4b7bb7514c96b1008fc7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173 Something like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:15:44 2015 No.14213122 File: 3.14 MB, 3071x2000, Gensokyo Traditional Map by CaptainOnimaru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since zun won't allow an anime he could at least release a map

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:16:33 2015 No.14213126 File: 582 KB, 1126x862, Danmaku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:16:48 2015 No.14213128 >>14211616 Now that she has seen outside world wouldn't she be more willing to speak with outsiders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:20:48 2015 No.14213142 >>14213122 why the fug muenzuka an road of reconsideration are too far of sanzu river?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:42:29 2015 No.14213196 >>14213027 Are you blind or something? My Touhou is Maribel

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 16:57:49 2015 No.14213234 File: 3.30 MB, 2100x2100, 1421025850692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This, except it's me in her pantyhose :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:23:03 2015 No.14213318 >>14212950 Enjoy the future. See if there is the JAY somewhere.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:30:22 2015 No.14213342

I'll give my junk to that Kourindou homo and teach him how to use it in exchange for shelter. Then we will give Yukari the D in exchange for sending me to the human world where I buy the shittiest strongest rum I can find. Then Yukari takes me back and I offer that rum to Suika and she pukes all over Gensokyo and everyone dies with my dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:35:34 2015 No.14213358 >>14213342 >I'll give my junk to that Kourindou homo and teach him how to use it in exchange for shelter. Slay the gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:37:00 2015 No.14213362 >>14213342 I'd give him my stuff for money (I should get a lot since kourindou stuff is expensive as fuck) and teach him for shelter. When reimu goes there pay her to be my bodyguard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:38:47 2015 No.14213369 >>14213362 Kourindou homo doesn't have any money since he doesn't sell anything ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:50:27 2015 No.14213407 >>14213369 Koumakan people buy stuff from him

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 17:52:14 2015 No.14213413 >>14213407 If you don't trust Perfect Memento you are a lizard alien from space and must be exterminated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:09:52 2015 No.14213479 >>14213342 As long as you don't give him any of your guns. The last thing Rinnosuke need is the sweet taste of American freedom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:35:22 2015 No.14213585 >>14213413 I'm too lazy to search where I've found that, but he sold stuff like tea sets for them

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 18:59:30 2015 No.14213670 File: 1.01 MB, 1000x1000, 5dfdd1e3a6d299e14b6574650b2d67b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173 She walks up to me and asks me if she's pretty while making this face. I say yes. I'm not sure what happens next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:23:07 2015 No.14213716 >>14213670 >I'm not sure what happens next. That may trigger her into actually smiling back at you. Not with the use of a mask either.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:34:12 2015 No.14213743
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Are all anons grotesquely, unbearably ugly? I'm pretty average looking, so I'd assume the touhous wouldn't immediately become aggressive or violent upon seeing my face. Most of them aren't particularly unpleasant people either, so if we shared similar interests it probably wouldn't be hard to strike up a conversation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:35:26 2015 No.14213749 >>14213716 A nice thought, but unlikely. She's not gonna get expressions that easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:39:33 2015 No.14213764 >>14213743 Minus my acne I'd say I'm pretty handsome, at least in terms of facial shape and features.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 19:54:31 2015 No.14213809 File: 430 KB, 796x582, tmp_19729-1434253207502-1529732912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:00:14 2015 No.14213838 File: 55 KB, 300x300, 1375128298565.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213743 Average face, just short and fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:03:26 2015 No.14213852 >>14213743 Face is symmetrical enough, but beard and a few gray hairs on the sides make me probably look too much like an old man.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:07:11 2015 No.14213866

>>14213743
I was told by a friend that I'm 'just average'. My acne has improved recently, but the main deadweight is my jewfro. Fortunately, I can avoid it by using a type of natural oil before sleeping, together with not showering in the morning. I have a low BMI, but not a particularly model-esque face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:11:36 2015 No.14213885 >>14213743 I have a retruded maxilla and an underbite so yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:12:27 2015 No.14213891 File: 383 KB, 700x668, 078b1dd5a0443b7577da9f98c7bd491e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213479

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:14:49 2015 No.14213903 File: 764 KB, 600x847, 1b9781637fadc24d47238d953e2c5b1d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:17:25 2015 No.14213916 >>14213852 I'm probably out of touch but don't women like that sort of thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:20:15 2015 No.14213926 >>14213916 Only the ones with daddy issues.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:24:03 2015 No.14213936 File: 410 KB, 667x789, 1408214731518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213926

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:29:44 2015 No.14213962 File: 132 KB, 708x1000, nixon magician.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213936 Marisa's supple fingers weaving through anon's graying beard!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 20:34:21 2015 No.14213979 File: 80 KB, 334x339, 1278772589020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:35:32 2015 No.14214259 >>14213743 My mom says that I'm pretty handsome but I must lose weight

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:40:16 2015 No.14214281 File: 475 KB, 730x1061, An impossible smile happens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14213749 True enough. But imagine if you actually made it happen. You'd probably have a true Touhou friend for life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 21:40:31 2015 No.14214284 File: 197 KB, 477x451, 8ab968d5448222edd2c6e52f7d4387d6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I look like a shit that crapped out a beard. But to Seija I'm a pineapple upside-down shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 00:01:17 2015 No.14214702 File: 100 KB, 600x471, 1424104926360.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 15:30:31 2015 No.14216553 >>14213743 It's just fun to say that she'll hate you and beat you hard until she can't see you anymore because you're so fucking frightening. No offense to you, I'm speaking of all anons here, including me

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 16:33:59 2015 No.14216842

>>14213743
I am quite handsome and with a face that has no objective flaws and is pretty easy on the eye but since I'm an otaku I don't really care. I imagine I would be able to fit into Gensokyo just fine (for a man) considering that everyone in there is a weirdo and the girls possibly share a reduced sexuality and have no reason to fear men either. I'll probably have to be like "one of the girls" but since they aren't like regular girls it should not be as difficult. All in all, a good time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:25:41 2015 No.14217415 >>14213743 1: Howaito Piggu 2: I'm maimed in the face in an unattractive way. Women don't like that.

Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:34:00 2015 No.14217460

>>14213743
>I'm pretty average looking, so I'd assume the touhous wouldn't immediately become aggressive or violent upon seeing my face.

Most, if not all, of them have never seen a non-Jap before. They'd probably think you were some kind of hideous youkai unless you were a non-surgically altered, flat faced, eye fold-less Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:37:19 2015 No.14217467 >>14209173 What's that expression even supposed to convey anyways? Did she walk in and see a bunch of dead bodies or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:39:55 2015 No.14217475 >>14217460 The Jesuits were active in Japan in the 1500s and Nobunaga had a black retainer, they'll get over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 19:47:02 2015 No.14217509 >>14211452 Friendly remainder that the rat tried to eat Maribel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:22:56 2015 No.14218295 File: 700 KB, 1024x1280, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope she would smile at seeing me It would be nice just to relax and nap with marisa //v//)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 13 22:56:36 2015 No.14218463 >>14217467 She's holding in a sneeze.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:35:36 2015 No.14221924 >>14212067 Is there any non-h doujins where a human enters gensokyo and he has to find his way to the human village or he dies? Then goes on to explore gensokyo or some other fun adventure with the 2hus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:50:44 2015 No.14221995 >>14218295 At first glance, I read that as fap with marisa and it was much better than what you actually wrote.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 14:58:35 2015 No.14222028 File: 110 KB, 600x800, 4a9e4b3de3d6600c7ec40733800c8198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "A customer? Welcome to my shop." Is how I imagine it'd start.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 14 15:54:24 2015 No.14222223 File: 115 KB, 600x675, There's just something about evil Kaguya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14209173 I'll probably end up shoveling rabbit shit. Her Face When she takes a huge stinky runny dump on the pile.

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