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M-mom! Don't I always tell you to knock before you come in? And how come all your friends are here?

>> No.14095171
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>>14094933
Mom what are you and your friends going to do to me

>> No.14095784

And why are you all dressed like Tohous?

>> No.14095808

>>14095784

beware:
your mom might be a touhou

>> No.14095939
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Me and mom on a date

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Mom at the beach!

>> No.14096782

>>14094933
They're here to make fun of my tiny dick ;-;

>> No.14096811

Autists want to fuck hags and breed more autists, this is what separates them from the human race

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>>14096782
More like rumor got out about my huge cock and mom's friends convinced her to come along and investigate in person

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>>14095939
Out in public and being so close and intimate with mom?!
How saucy...

>> No.14096861

kimochi warui

>> No.14096913

>>14096861
Isn't that a Korean dish?

>> No.14096926

>>14096811

Don't stop, I'm almost there

>> No.14096934
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How long until Ran joins the Old Maids Alliance?

>> No.14096958

>>14096934
NEVER
RAN IS A YOUNG AND FERTILE FOX REINFORCED BY MAGIC TO NEVER STOP BEING FLUFFY AND CUTE

>> No.14097012
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Would you sleep in the same bed as your mother, /jp/?

>> No.14097014

>>14096958
It's already too late for Ran to have children. That why she appreciates your visits so much. You're like the son she was never able to have.

>> No.14097039 [DELETED] 
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>>14097014
LIES

>> No.14097075

>>14097014
Sons can't fuck their own mothers, so that's a lie.

>> No.14097142
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>>14097075
Objection

>> No.14097155

>>14096934
If Chen gets her own shikigami, Ran will become a hag.

>> No.14097221

>>14095973
Fucking mom's friend behind the bushes at the beach!

>> No.14097228

>>14097075

You just have to tell her you love her. Not as a mother, but as a woman. That she's beautiful, and kind, and that you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

God it's not rocket science Anon.

>> No.14097242

>>14097228
B-but sons cannot take their own mothers as lovers! It's forbidden! They would never find old hags attractive...!

>> No.14098122

>>14097242
Are you saying that you don't love your mom?

>> No.14098209

/jp/ has so many beautiful moms, I'm going to fuck them all.

>> No.14105671

Many moms.

>> No.14105700

What do old hags normally do in their spare time? Wonder what's going on in their mind.

>> No.14107184

Hey...isn't it kind of weird that our moms are snakes, and foxes, and things like that?

>> No.14108370

>>14107184
Delete this

>> No.14108399
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>>14105700
They do mom things like having sex and going biking!

>> No.14108452

>>14108399
My mom does neither of these things!

>> No.14108460 [DELETED] 

>>14105700
Mahjong
Knitting
Talk to son

>> No.14108472
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>> No.14108483
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Mom when she was younger

>> No.14110143

>>14097012
Only if we're both very lonely or there's no heat.

>> No.14112271

hag

>> No.14112344

>>14094933
no mom I don't want to take a bath with you and your friends, t-that's embarassing!

>> No.14112420

>>14112344
So a ghost, a monk, a doctor, a snake and a schoolgirl walk into an onsen...

>> No.14112474

>>14109563
There's a morbidly obese Mexican woman in my chemistry class name maribel and it makes me so bad.

>> No.14112504

>>14112474
Oh my gosh I mean mad not bad.

>> No.14112525 [DELETED] 

>>14112474
nice blog post kiddo but no one gives a shit

>> No.14113578
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>>14097014
>>14096958
>>14097014
Rest assured, Ran is a fruitiful and mighty mama in her vulpine-prime!

>> No.14113675

>>14113578
Thank you space jin

>> No.14116567

>>14113578
old

>> No.14119646

>>14116567
So what if she's old!

>> No.14119755

>>14116567
*Finely Aged

>> No.14119768

>>14116567
old is gold

>> No.14119871

If your Mom saw these threads she would feel pretty sad that she got replaced by an anime girl.

>> No.14119878 [DELETED] 

>>14119768
gold is mold

>> No.14119899

>>14119878
MOLD IS GOLD

>> No.14119914

>>14113578
Those are some pretty rude tits.

>> No.14120307

>>14119871
She would be pretty disgusted tbh

>> No.14125007

>>14119914
You're some pretty rude tits tbh

>> No.14126011

Kanako is the worst mother

>> No.14126319
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Moms

>> No.14127309

>>14126011
Don't talk about my mom that way.

>> No.14127460

Why does /jp/ love mommies so much again?

>> No.14128023

>>14127460

I just want a good mother for my children. Nothing gets me rock solid like imagining Ran reading bedtime stories to our children.

>> No.14128205
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Why are moms the best

>> No.14128228
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>>14094933

>> No.14128235

>>14128205
When did Yuugi become a mom?

>> No.14128266
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>>14128235
She's my mom!

>> No.14128560

>>14128023
But you don't make children with your mothers!

>> No.14130484

what is wrong with you people

>> No.14130635
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>> No.14132306

>>14128560

If Ran was my mom, I totally would.

>> No.14132546

>>14126319
That's pretty lewd

>> No.14132550

maturehus are besthus

>> No.14134287

>>14126319
I want to hug them

>> No.14134382

I'd be all over fucking mom and coming inside, but she only knows me as the shrine maiden in red and white by the name of Reimu. Surely you wouldn't have the shrine maiden of paradise have a dick?

>> No.14134417

>>14134287
B-b-b-ut anon! Our arms aren't long enough!

>> No.14134426

>>14094933
BABAA

>> No.14134632

I'm gonna fucking kiss my own mom, I don't give a shit. She already gives me little smooches sometimes so it wouldn't be that weird if I just hold her and keep it going a bit longer

>> No.14137902

Story

>> No.14138137

I imagine Yukari as the kind of mom who just sits around making sarcastic comments while her kids get into trouble, except once in a while she just pops out of nowhere to administer surprise discipline.

>> No.14138600

>>14096861
kono
KONO

>> No.14139979
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>>14138137
That seems very like her.

>> No.14140650

>>14134632
What happened?

>> No.14141274

>>14134632
Good luck.

>> No.14141283

>>14126319
I love this pic. It shows exactly what the moms are really like!

>> No.14142646

>>14130484
Never breastfed.

>> No.14142661

>>14142646
What about breastfed for too long?

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>>14130484
>>14142646

I forget why I come here sometimes and then I see comments likes these.

Stay classy people.

>> No.14142864

>>14127460
Because I don't have a mommy! I think it would be nice to have one!

>> No.14142921 [DELETED] 

>>14142646
;__;

>> No.14143879

After running out of mazacon hentai and javs I deciced to try western stuff. But it is horrible.
It lacks all the cuteness, romance and intimacy. It's all shit like "hurrdurr cum already I have chores to do".
Some stuff by tara tainton is charming but that's it.

I hope there are more jp releases soon. No one else understands.

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Mom is lewd

>> No.14144928
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>>14130484
My mother was absent during my childhood and teenage years and I have had no caring mother figure in my life. I'm guessing it's a similar thing for others in these Touhou mommy threads.

>> No.14145230

>>14144928
Interesting. So people without mothers want them?
The reason why the mother threads always make me feel bad is because I had a mother, and she was a sadistic bully.
I hate families.

>> No.14145304

It seems that no matter what relationship you had with your parents someone wants to foist an Oedipus complex on you
Were you raised without your mother?
Were you neglected by your mother?
Were you treated well by your mother?
Were you raised by a non-genetic mother figure?

>> No.14145887

>>14097075
Oedipus would like to have a word with you, once someone leads him to where you are...

>> No.14149320

MOM!

>> No.14149333
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>>14130484
I got rejected by my mum.

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>> No.14149371

>>14145230
Pretty much, yeah. Same reason most of the otakus going crazy over imoutos don't have sisters of their own.

>> No.14149412

>>14130484
So Much

>> No.14149425

>>14145230
>>14149371
Want more of a big sis than a mom. Does not have one.

>> No.14150490

>>14149339
it's this how heaven looks like?

>> No.14150590
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I have a mother and an older sister and I have had a thing for oneesans for as long as I can remember. It's probably because my sister let me touch her tits one time.

>> No.14150705

>>14150590
Nice, dude!

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Mom just came out of the shower!

>> No.14159280

>>14154134
Perv, stop staring at her!

>> No.14160982
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Dem moms.

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>>14160982
Bikie gang leader mom!

>> No.14164321 [DELETED] 

Mom?! Stop it.

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What do you nerds think of my mom?

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>>14165871

Is Bern your dad?

>> No.14165900

>>14165891
I..I don't know who my dad is. I only have mom.

>> No.14165922

>>14165900

You must have had a miracle birth then.

>> No.14165957

>>14145230
I've been wondering if my mother caused me to dislike Byakuren. Its probably related to my like and dislike at the same time of mother threads.

>> No.14167433

>>14165922
You are an idiot

>> No.14167585

>>14145230
My real mother is alright but I'd fuck a fantasy mom.

>> No.14167600

If Yukari was my Mom, things would be different around here...

>> No.14174781

>>14165056
translation?

>> No.14174814

>>14130484
I like tits.

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Don't stay out too late, mom

>> No.14174977

>>14174895
Eiki's a mom?

>> No.14178689

>>14174977
Yeah! I'm gonna make her one

>> No.14178723
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17 years old

>> No.14181588

Moms.

>> No.14181602
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>>14167433

>> No.14181619

>>14094933
That's not your mom, that's a youkai.
It's going to kill you.

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>>14181619
I don't mind being killed by a hot goddess like Yukari.

>> No.14181680

>>14181619
Four out of five moms are very friendly towards humans.

>> No.14181688
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>> No.14181730

>>14181619
Four of those are fairly friendly to humans, three if you remove the spoopy ghost.

>> No.14181815

>>14095171
Oh boy, I love Diisuke.

>> No.14184875

>>14181602
Are there really girls that get off on anger?
Is there a tag for that?

>> No.14185367

>>14184875
That isn't what's happening in that picture

>> No.14185375

>>14185367
Then explain what is

>> No.14185802

busted up wrinkly old hags

>> No.14186115
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>> No.14190084

Party

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>>14186115
junko-mama

>> No.14190114

>your mom actually has a touhou name

>> No.14190138

>>14190114
Is it Clownpiece?

>> No.14190234

>>14190085
oi whats this from lad

>> No.14190308
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>>14190234
https://twitter.com/Saryu42/

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>> No.14191257
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Junko is the best newhu, so elegant.

>> No.14191646

>>14191257
true

>> No.14192274

>>14191257
Her design is, like, 90% Chinese 10% ZUN. I find it pretty funny that the name 純狐 (Junko) itself is older than Japan's most ancient history by some 500 years.

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>> No.14194221

>>14190114
Would you fuck your 2hu mom?

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>> No.14197037

Mom, I've been bad.

>> No.14197082

>>14165957
My mom is kinda like Byakuren.

>> No.14200797
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Fox mom and....g-goat mom!?

>> No.14200922

>>14195347
Whoa

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>> No.14202050

>>14181688
granny

>> No.14202178
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Mom drops me off at school everyday on her bike! I wish you wouldn't dress like that, mom! It's embarrasing!

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>>14202178
Do you give her a kiss goodbye, or just spank her ass in front of all the other students?

>> No.14202220
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>>14200797
Ignoring the Undertale... nice.

>> No.14203645

>>14200797
This is really cute!

>> No.14206489
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Gee, Chen, how come you get to have two moms?

>> No.14206530

>>14138600
You mean "kore?"

pls go, western trash.

>> No.14206549

>>14206489
Yukari is her grandma you stupid fuck

>> No.14206580

Grew up at an orphanage.

/jp/ was my mom.

>> No.14206639

>>14206580
What a terrible mother.

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>>14206580

JAY_PEEEE LOVES ANON! JAY-PEEE LOVE YOU A LOT ANON! JAY-PEE GLAD YOU POST!

*hugs*

Jaypee will always be here for you.

>> No.14206670

>>14206549
Yukari is not a grandma, she is a 17 year old maiden.

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>>14202187
I go to give her a hug, but she smooshes me in her breasts and slides my hands down to her shapely behind. The other kids all laugh at me because I can't hide my raging erection afterwards.

>> No.14214283

Sleep

>> No.14215936

I bet that Yukari would teach her children about sex by letting them practice on Ran!

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>>14206670

>> No.14216130

>>14215963
Does it count as sex if Yukari just gaps the guy's dick into Ran's vagina?

>> No.14216139

>>14216130
That would explain why she is so much bigger on the inside...

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>>14206580
We love you a lot and are so proud no matter what you do! Now come here Anonymous and rest your weary head in my warm bosom...

/jp/ - We care for you

>> No.14220631

>>14216130
There will never be an exhibitionist doujinshi with Yukari doing progressively lewder gap things to Ran in public.
Time to get manga studio.

>> No.14224248

>>14202220
>ykrnsk
My most shameful doujin faps

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this thread has almost no Ran-shmama being posted, she has her own thread but she is really the best mommy out of all Gensokyan mommies

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>>14201098
Junko is so elegant!

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>> No.14228125

>>14225112
Her hat is pretty god

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>>14202220

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