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Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:47:04 2015 No.14051807 [Reply] [Original]

I want to marry Satori!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:11:37 2015 No.14051870 File: 537 KB, 1023x867, CNC0zTvUAAAycFA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:21:56 2015 No.14051904 >>14051807 Satori reminds me of a old lady Do you think she'll make sweets and knit a sweater?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:24:34 2015 No.14051910 File: 115 KB, 850x601, Satori.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder what her slippers smell like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 13:57:32 2015 No.14052011 >>14051904 I want Satori to knit me a scarf for my birthday. It probably gets cold underground. She wants me to be comfortable when I come to visit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:05:41 2015 No.14052045 File: 639 KB, 800x1131, 1323986917712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry, but Satori's not looking for a husband. No, not a human pet either.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Sep 5 14:12:59 2015 No.14052080 File: 126 KB, 800x700, 52382926_p37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14051807 I want to molest Satori!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:19:41 2015 No.14052115 File: 229 KB, 768x1024, 1427732287555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052045 That won't stop me from wishing and wanting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:22:09 2015 No.14052127 File: 150 KB, 833x833, 1328519003619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052115 Then you'll be asked to leave. Such thoughts are bothersome to the lady of the house, you realize.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:26:06 2015 No.14052140 File: 23 KB, 200x400, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry anon, Satorin is accustomed to reading dirty thoughts of other people about her. Just do NOT think about her weird tiny arms in front of her or she'll kill you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:29:54 2015 No.14052163 File: 336 KB, 1128x524, 1315607927825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052140 Man, if she's so used to it and they don't bother her, why is she hiding underground?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:05:26 2015 No.14052270 The only defense against a satori is a mental pollution skill of rank C or above. If you intend to fight one, prepare yourself by cultivating a mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:08:01 2015 No.14052280 >>14052270 This Satori is pretty frail. Not fast, strong, or durable. So you could just overpower her, if you're tough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:08:32 2015 No.14052282 I want to marry everyone who wants to marry Satori!

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Sep 5 15:11:28 2015 No.14052285
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>>14052163
Because people hate her. No one wants their DEEP DARK secrets to be known.

And I don't think she has been exposed to the lewd minds of an average /jp/er.

I want to film her reaction when she does.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:14:04 2015 No.14052292
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>>14052285
So what if they hate her? If she doesn't care about their fantasies, she doesn't care about their hate. Or is she just being considerate?

And please film more than just that.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:17:19 2015 No.14052307

>>14052285
>And I don't think she has been exposed to the lewd minds of an average /jp/er.
>I want to film her reaction when she does.

I like to think Satori is strong-willed enough to use a person's lewd fantasies against them. It's a lot different from being hated.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Sep 5 15:24:18 2015 No.14052339
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>>14052292
I remember reading the Satori were forced underground.

And they are supposed to be obnoxious and "conversation being impossible" with them because a Satori won't let you finish a sentence when talking to them.

She deserves to get her butt bitten.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:33:41 2015 No.14052671 >>14052339 For a shitty writer and a heretic, you seem to see satori for what they really are rather well. What gives?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Sep 5 17:25:05 2015 No.14052931 >>14052671 Well, Satori is a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:51:50 2015 No.14053340 File: 159 KB, 800x600, ff229c8dd0deae95d1e0c449c14c1fc4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14052339 See, now that makes more sense. The forced down, not butt beating part. Shouldn't hurt people just because of species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:22:59 2015 No.14053649 Satori is one of the Touhous I'd least like to marry. Hell, if I was in Gensokyo, I'd pray to never meet her!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 22:09:43 2015 No.14054004 >>14052931 An obnoxious, rude, mind-reading cutie, granted. >>14053340 Reminder that satori hurt those around them literally because it's what their species does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:30:03 2015 No.14055096 File: 376 KB, 585x900, 1271966836791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14054004 They don't hurt anybody. What they do is read minds and tell you they're doing it. It might get annoying, but it doesn't actually hurt anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:34:47 2015 No.14055118 >>14051807 I want Satori~n to read my mind and tell me that she likes me even though I'm a horrible person!

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun Sep 6 16:28:26 2015 No.14057754
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>>14055096
The thing is there are some secrets that could get you in trouble. Even a harmless fantasy in you mind could get you in trouble if made public.

That's why everyone ostracized the Satoris.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 17:29:18 2015 No.14058023
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>>14057754
I know, I know. But they don't really dig deep easily. Unless you're thinking of your deep dark fantasy right as a satori shows up, they won't know about it. Probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:43:42 2015 No.14061628 >>14052011 geothermal gradiant It is very warm under the ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 09:48:09 2015 No.14062240 >>14061628 Then why does it snow?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Sep 8 12:44:34 2015 No.14067914 Later, Satori-chwan

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