Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

here's a little song I wrote
you might want to sing it note for note
don't worry
bee happy

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

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First for Jinkos a best.

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>>14013605
Does forced bumping count as spam? (When you create the new thread while the old one exists, specifically to bump the old one out of the catalog).

Also, lewd. >>14013604

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Molesting knife-ears!

[Anonymous No.]

They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you
Don't take the wocks

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>>14013613
>Not wanting a perpetual blowjob belt

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>>14013613
But they are cute.

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>>14013610
If it is I haven't been caught yet, I've done this at least a dozen times

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>>14013613
But they offered me lots of cheap thrills.

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>>14013619
Well, normally folks aren't dumb enough to outright state ahead of time they are going to do it, rather than just do it and have some plausible deniability out it being accidental or coincidental.

>>14013596

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>>14013605
Pretty Rhythm in a monster girl thread? Works for me.

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>>14013624
>Liking quite literal cosplay tier MGs.

Bet your waifu a human too.

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>>14013616
>Perpetual blowjob wock belt
>As you fill it up with semen, it slowly bloats into a humanoid shape
>Develops into a mini jabberwocky after it's had enough semen
>Even more, and she'll slowly grow into a tall, busty, full-sized jabberwocky
>Nobody knows what happens when you keep feeding her beyond that

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>>14013629
Are you talking like a fairy-sized version of an adult Jabberwock, or just a loli that pretends to hug you at waist height all the time?

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I want to pound a Demon while she leglocks me and cries my name mid-coitus.

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>>14013627
There's nothing wrong with cosplay-tier girls. and this comes from somebody that like Thomas' stuff and the Mucus Toad.

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>>14013634
The mini jabberwocky is fairy-sized. Before the progression into busty, fulled sized jabber, she passes through a loli stage.

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It's been a while, anons. Thought I'd try something sweeter for a change, so feel free to let me know if I'm doing it wrong or something. And hopefully this gives mummies a little more love, gals in gauze need attention too.

http://pastebin.com/0agEcptN

It's something I made over the week while I'm still working on New Jericho.

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>>14013613
I don't want it. I know it'll just end like the movie Gremlins

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>>14013637
Wait, so she goes adult, then loli, then full sized adult again?

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You should be doing something useful instead of procastrinating at mgg

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>>14013640
Let's say the fairy stage has the mind and proportions of a younger loli.

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>>14013644
AHHHHHHHHH

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>>14013622
o-oh

For the record that guy wasn't me. It also wasn't me who was bumping all the bumpable threads in front of the old one to the top in order to accelerate its purging.

As for whether or not what I'm doing is against the rules, I'll just wait until I get warned by a mod and then I'll stop.

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>>14013644
That only works on those who are emotionally secure about or don't browse mgg only occasion--

>>14013648

Nevermind.

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>>14013638
That was short, but cute.

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>>14013655
Like a member of the Sabbath?

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>>14013605
Funny thing about bee girls is that honey is made from bee spit and pollen, so eating her honey would be like having her hawk a loogie in your mouth.

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>>14013658
Indeed.

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>>14013636
Mucus Toad is pretty vanilla by monster girl stands.

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>>14013659

pollen = nasal mucus?

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>>14013644
Welp, time to write that "Married life with Demon" story I've been thinking about.

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I want to dress up like a plant and attract Honey Bee girls looking for nectar

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>>14013668
I look forward to it.

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>>14013613
Whatever happened to the guy that was working on that /fit/ Electra complex Jabberwock story?

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>>14013659
for your own sake it's 'hock', not 'hawk'

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Would you be a groupie for an all-monster girl metal band?

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>>14013685
Depends on the members.

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I want to land a plane of alps with all survivors!

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>>14013613
I'll take it!

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>>14013685

I'm a self-respecting human boy, not a slut.

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>>14013685
I'd rather be the boyfriend of the Hellhound drummer and go drinking with her after their shows.

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Would your monstergirl waifu namefag on /hbg/?
Would you shame her for it?

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>>14013685
Same answer as last time.

Maybe if it were an Undead group.
Or a Dragon group.

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>>14013685
Depends on whether they actually play music or just scream about fucking into a microphone. Also >>14013689

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>>14013694
All boys are sluts.

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>>14013694
All human boys are sluts

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Bondage fairies can be fairly funny when it wants to.

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>>14013703
>>14013704
Manticores please, you're not fooling anyone.

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>>14013703

MGRA please leave.

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Creepy Crawlies?

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>been gone for three days in a school trip
>house is getting worked on, cant go back
>family forgot to bring computer to hotel
A-at least i always have you /mgg/

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>>14013713
No you fool, now is your chance to escape!

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>>14013711
More like stupid uglies! I'll call her all the mean names I can think of!

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>G-Good morning husband! I made you breakfast...

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>>14013713
At least until the thread has too many images for your phone to load.

Makes me remember that jackass that kept trying to start new threads while the existing ones were still pretty young, on the grounds his phone couldn't load the thread due to all the images. The idiot expected everyone to move for his convenience alone.

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>>14013713
Yeah yeah, love you too gaylord.

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>>14013719
What the fuck.

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>>14013644
I've been busy with being productive all summer, now I deserve a rest before I have to go back to Uni.

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>>14013711
Oh, a colored version? Nice.

She looks lovely and I'd let her creep and crawl all over me.

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>>14013695
Imagine how getting introduced to the band would go. Just, one day the rest of the girls invite her to come with them to gangbang a groupie and she tells them she's kinda already seeing someone.
Would you be up for being introduced to the rest of the band?

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>>14013707
Ah memories...some of the first hentai I ever saw.

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>>14013696
She would be the kind of girl to post there, but not namefag.

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>>14013696
No. She's a shy girl, so the cover of anonymity would give her a lot of freedom to communicate.

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>>14013711
That looks great.

Although I kinda wish we had more art of MGE girls that showed what other members of the species look like instead of basing them off their profile artwork 100% of the time.

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>>14013719
Okay, sit down. I'm going into the kitchen and making something better for both of us, this is just sad.
You like Bacon and Pancakes, right?

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>>14013711
When did this get coloured? One more for the folder.

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>>14013722
>At least until the thread has too many images for your phone to load.
What kind of shit phone do you have?

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>>14013719
>When the hell did we get frozen waffles.

>Are those chicken nuggets?

>Who are you and why are you in my house?

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>>14013719
>fried_chicken_and_waffles_for_weenies.jpg

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I want to see an MG like this!
Maybe Polt or kobold

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>>14013733
Lucky you, my first encounter with hentai was Drainage City.

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>>14013736
>Although I kinda wish we had more art of MGE girls that showed what other members of the species look like instead of basing them off their profile artwork 100% of the time.
Creepy crawly with twintails and a nice dress?

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>>14013719
Is it sad that I'd still eat that?

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>>14013719
Literally what am I looking at?

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>>14013736
Danna-sama drew three original-looking Kikimora, but it ended up that one anon kept complaining they looked too "cosplay tier" (despite having feathers, ears, and tail).

>>14013746
This is the new "you will never be breastfed by a holst"

If you spam this every thread, I will make it my personal mission to tell every artfag that visits they shouldn't draw this because it sucks and you're a spammer.

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>>14013748
Busty, short haired creepy crawlies.

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>>14013707
Bondage on fairies would be pretty fun. I mean, just imagine what you could do with cling film.
Do it right, and you could even make a fairy vacbed.

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>>14013743
>>Are those chicken nuggets?
those are clearly chicken nuggers

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>>14013747
>Drainage City
Oh wow. That's some twisted stuff.

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>>14013719
>I think we need to get a divorce

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>>14013725
>>14013739
>>14013743
>>14013745
>>14013751

Why don't you love your waifu as much as >>14013750 does?

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>>14013747
>>14013760

>Google Drainage City
>Warning: Contains Scat
>Author: GuroTaku

My god.

Did... did you fap?

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>>14013736
Best I've got is a chibi of a blue-scaled, raven-haired wyvern.

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>Last thread tried to turn Tiamat and Lolth into Waifus.
Any other Evil Aligned Deities you guys want to turn into waifus for you hugbox?
and can I get in on this?

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>>14013719
The important thing is she made it.
Heck, it doesn't look unpallatable. I'd eat it, and make something with eggs for her. Maybe even pancakes. Those are delicious with some sugar and lemon juice.

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>>14013764
Are you implying making my waifu a better meal is not loving her? Because I want her to have something better than frozen waffles and microwave chicken nuggets.
I'll even cuddle with her afterwards and tell her it was nice of her to try.
I'll help her learn how to cook better if she wants.

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>>14013764
I never said I wouldn't eat it, I just want to know it is before I do.

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>>14013767
I wanna love and ride that big thick meaty chubby spider evil girl!

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>>14013767
Wait what? I missed that.
Not saying I'm not down with it.

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>>14013771
Would Lolth be a cross between a Dark Elf and an Arachne? Because holy damn, that sounds amazing. The ultimate bondage dom.

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>>14013765
No. My young and feeble mind kind of just shut down, not being able to comprehend the fact that this exists.
At least now I have an inkling of what the average Lovecraft character experiences when faced with Mythos creatures.

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>>14013689
Well then, I guess it's time for another rolling game.
>monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/InCategory:Mamono
>Roll 1: the singer. She's generally pretty chill for the most part, so long as you don't provoke her or get between her and her weed. She also let you crash on the band's tour bus when you got a bit too wasted to walk home that one time, and she's said before that you just need to call her and she'll let you stay over.
>roll 2: the guitarists. They're identical twins, and... other than that, you don't know much about them. They mostly keep to themselves, and you have no idea where they're from or what their pasts were like before the band. They're nice enough, but they tend to get aggressive when drunk and you've had to keep them from beating up other people more than once. They also do the screamed vocals.
>roll 3: the drummer. She's fucking scary. She's covered in scars and tattoos, has piercings all over, has enough muscles and strength to be able to seriously fuck you up if you made her mad, and usually growls instead of talking. It's best to stay out of her way when she gets moody.
>Roll 4: The bassist. Nobody cares about the bassist. She's cool I guess. What's her name again?

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>>14013772
There was someone who started drawing a Tiamat image, which also quickly became a meme because someone said she needed 5 more heads (when I assume he meant 5 total) and then someone said 4 more heads (which would be correct) and so on.
Then near the end someone did the 'you wouldn't fuck' with Lolth and her giant spider butt

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>>14013644
thanks for reminding me anonkun

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>>14013774
No even darker, she's the Goddess of the Drow.

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>>14013774
Either a dark elf, a drider with a dark elf upper body or a huge spider with a dark elf head.

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>>14013764
Whoa now, when I said I'd still it that it's because I have literally no sense of class when it comes to food. Not that I don't also love my waifu.

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>>14013784
When will Aftyn write gangbang NTR stuff with Whorehi?

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>>14013789
Go on IRC and ask him or something.

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>>14013784
Why does Haohi look like Kirby? Did Kirby eat her? What power did he get from her?

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>>14013784
Did Haohi regress into a larval stade?

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>>14013784
Fuck off .less

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>>14013789
I think he actually tried a while back, but .less was adamantly against it.

>>14013784
Winter Anubis? Elin-shaped Lich in a bunny suit?

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>>14013802
I like less' little images. They're cute and fun

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>>14013789
eat shit

>>14013797
hm.. now that i think about it, probably something that burns everything down. haohi is a closet pyromaniac..

have...something

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>>14013806
He's avatarfagging like the attention whore he is

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>>14013800
She sustains herself off of stripclub goers semen.
>>14013805
>I think he actually tried a while back, but .less was adamantly against it.
Funnily enough, he drew Laska getting gangbanged.

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>>14013809
Those are big breasts, I like them. They go great with that midriff.

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>>14013809
>konoe
It's KOkonoe.

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>>14013809
How do those those pants stay up?

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>>14013771
but then you'll have big tubby Demi-God Arachnee and Ushi Daughterus!

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>>14013809
>jinKokopuffs
Awesome.

Don't even care how off the big rack is.

>>14013822
Also that. Konoe's her mom. Who's finally gonna be playable!

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>>14013781
>Lizardman Singer
>Werewolf twin guitarists
>Red Oni Drummer
>Cupid Bassist
I'd be their Roadie.
But with monstergirls, is there really a major difference between Roadies and Groupies?
Part of the contract is probably "Dick the girls whenever they feel like it".

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>>14013805
>I think he actually tried a while back
We should encourage him, I've got a sudden craving for angel slut gangbangs.

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>>14013810
Who cares, he's got enough cocksuckers to push it.

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Undead monstergirls!

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>>14013836
>lactating Undead
Thanks for this fetish, Peny.

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>>14013836
What considerate soldiers.

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>>14013789
I never thought I would want NTR before this. The question, is with what?

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>>14013842
>>14013836
Pus and soured milk.

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>>14013848
Cooler, sweeter Holstaur milk because Mamonomojo.

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>>14013836
Those soldiers are bros, Paladins in training take notes.

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>>14013824
That's the idea! The biggest, tubbiest, and loveliest to cuddle!

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>>14013842
That was good, but Ghoul feeding from both ends pushed my buttons more.

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>>14013713
How much did people freak out over demon?

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>>14013847
Aftyn's original idea was a gangbang and bukkake on the beach or somethin'.

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>>14013863
They didn't

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>>14013866
Sounds decent. The bestiality can wait for the later installments.

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>>14013863

Very well received.

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>>14013866
Isn't that pretty much what happens in that exhibitionist tank that Shindo L did?

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>>14013863
Reception was mostly warm surprisingly enough, considering how antsy the "i purge u!" autists get.

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>>14013644
But I like to think procrastinating and doing nothing useful for contributions is my schitck now, Lecher-Anon.

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>>14013847
Biker gang chloroform her and take her to a warehouse for rape and mindbreak.

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>>14013863
A rather pleasant mix of gleeful rejoicing for the protective, big-hipped blueberry, some expected dissapointment at her "not really femdom though" aspects, and the occasional purging comment which never went anywhere.

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>>14013879
Do they let a dog wanwan her slut hole?

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>>14013886
She was also extremely popular with the onee-san lovers, she's the perfect monster girl for it.

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>>14013719
>I'll eat this
>Because you made it for me
> Even if it makes me so sick I can't do anything for a week, I'll eat it and you can't stop me.
>Keep that in mind the next time you think chicken nuggets and waffles are a good idea

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>>14013809
But Kokone doesn't have breasts.

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>>14013888
While she's tied to a post with a dog collar.

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>>14013875
Not sure. I was thinking more like this NTR Tank focused on the story of an up-and-coming idol.

>>14013873
I think he's more pre-occupied with Kit for the bestiality...

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I want a Jinko to mark me as her mate by rubbing herself all over me!

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>>14013901
but that'd be the best kind of irony for the person who pushes wolf cock to be on the receiving end

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>>14013789
>Whorehi
Who is that?

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>>14013904
Rubbing which part?

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>>14013910
nah,. not happening

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>>14013914
Whore + Haohi
C'mon anon.

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>>14013914
.less' waifu

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>>14013918
less pls, i need this

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>>14013918
Oh neat. Quill the 10 Tailed Kitsune.

Been a while since we saw stuff of her.

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>>14013901
At least Kitsoviet either doesn't care or is a good sport about it.

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Even though I think Rachnee is the best girl, Suu's definitely the lewdest.
I mean, if she can suck water out of a bottle with those head antennae of hers imagine what she could do with your dick.

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>>14013915
Everywhere. Just a big tall Jinko rubbing and grinding every part of me.

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>>14013920
I thought it's slut shirohebi

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>>14013931
That sounds like it'd be cute as hell.
Would she be chuffing during?

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>>14013918
Oh my, more Quill. Shame we won't be getting more stuff about hes and her cavernous bum.

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>>14013933
Shirohebis are nice and pure girls unlike those whores .less draws

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>>14013781
>Dryad singer
Of course the tree would be the stoner
>Ignis Guitarists
That fits kinda well actually
>Witch drummer
Sounds hilarious, but she'd probably kill me ar first sight for laughing at her.
>Zombie bassist
She died and no one even remembers her. That's kinda depressing.

I think I'll pass on this band since the only one I kinda like is the zombie. I'd stay for her, but I don't really care about the stoner, the hotheads, or the punk loli enough to be a groupie.

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>you will never get /ss/'d by a loving Demon after entering a pact with her

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>>14013767
We need to work on making Shar into a Waifu.
Who better to get cozy at night with than the Mistress of it?

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>>14013940
>ss
Into the trash.jpg

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>>14013940
>you will never get /ss/'d
Good, /ss/ is shit. Onee-sans are the best when there's only a 2-3 year gap.

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>>14013929
Her potential is pretty much infinite. There's that one picture, and that one slime story, but even without getting into /d/ territory they've got so many options.

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>>14013946
>2-3 years
>not 4-5 years
Fuck outta here.

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>>14013940
>ss
thank god.

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>>14013711
Okay, that's fucking adorable.

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>>14013918
Look at the size of those beads, it's like a whole set of billiard balls.

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>>14013953
Well only if the guy is past a certain age. I wouldn't mind that but none of this 2 inch dick "I think I'm going to pee" shit.

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>>14013962
12-15 range?

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>>14013918
do more griffon girl man

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>>14013946
>only a 2-3 year gap

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>>14013955
As expected of a MOBA player.

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>>14013940
It's a bad feeling, I'd want to grow up being raised by the Demon who intends to marry me.

>>14013946
>>14013953
Bump it up a few more years, 5-7.

>>14013955
Hey fuck you less you fap to fucking futa daughteru gangbang shit, you don't get to insult people's fetishes.

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>>14013965
Highschool with a college/university age onee-san

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>>14013955
yeah nah fuck you

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>>14013955
Kill yourself fag

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>>14013973
Very good.

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>>14013955
You like futa. With animal cocks.
You don't get to judge others.

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I WANT TO PLUNGE THE BURNING HOT ASHEN DEPTHS OF A HELLHOUND'S ORIFICE WITH MY MODEST MAN MEAT!

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>>14013781
>Gargoyle singer
Now that's fucking metal. I guess they don't call the group a rock band for nothing. I'll leave now.
>twin Cheshire guitarists
Motherfucker, they're going to be a pain to take care of when they're drunk.
>Black Harpy drummer
How does she even play drums? She doesn't have proper hands!
>Holst bassist
That's completely adorable.

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>>14013955
>More Kokopuffs
Great!

Tits are still weird, but eh, could be much worse.

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>>14013955
I don't like /ss/ but I will take it over the shit you do

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>>14013987
He's not wrong though, /ss/ is shit.

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>>14013992
I want to forcefully shave a Kitsunes tails and a Wizards beard.

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>>14013987

8=()===>

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>>14013999
He is dead wrong. Has his stalker got to phillipines yet?

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>>14013992
I want to wanwan a Hellhound's butt.

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>>14014001
>a Wizards beard.

CUT OFF THE BEARD AND TWO MORE WILL GROW IN ITS PLACE!

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Onee-sans a best. The bigger the age gap the better. Undead onee-sans a better.
>You'll never have a centuries old Wight look after you in her mausoleum

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>>14014006
It'll never happen.

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>>14014006
I wish.

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>>14014014
>Undead
>Onee-sans
We are no longer friends.

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>>14013999
I don't understand how this fetish has changed so much in these threads. It was something normal to talk about it and who didn't like it would just do something else instead of complaining all the time it's mentioned.

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>>14014006
No clue, did anyone know if stalker-kun saw that one screencap?

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>>14014014
>Undead Onee-Sans
We're friends now.

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>>14014014
>mausoleum
Hopefully it's a comfy stylish mausoleum with wi-fi, internet, and vidya.

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>>14014024
Get with the times, daddy-o.

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>>14014014
Do pharaohs count as undead? I want one of those for a big sister.

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>>14014014
>Oneesan dies at 13 and becomes an undead
>Stays as a loli as you grow up and mature
Bueno.

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>>14014022
>He doesn't like undead nee-sans
I don't mourn the loss.

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>>14014024
It's been overdone and now people are tired of it.

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>>14014029
All that plus a minibar. Yeah. Preparing for undeath became a different thing entirely once people realized if they got a boring old coffin they'd be stuck with it.

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>>14013927
He cared at one point, thinking I was stalking him in the wilds of California or some shit because of how much the story was "like him".

Him disliking Blue Hawaiians was a complete guess, though.

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>>14014024
People became old enough to post without breaking the rules and realised having a small willy isn't fun.

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>>14014035
>overdone
It's rarely ever mentioned, and anyways the only attention it gets is at least 3-5 posts with the addition of the people that complain about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014024
It still is normal. We had a nice discussion about demons taking shotas away from bad enviroments to give them a happier life in exchange for becoming her future husband.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't abuse a body modification spell book filled with spells that changes muscle mass, weight, breast size, ass size, height, age and even genders...would you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a slightly yandere kikimora to tell me stories and jokes to help ease the pain while being under anesthesia as she saws off my tendons with a hacksaw to make sure I can never leave her before getting her mindflayer friend to rewrite memories to make it just a horrible accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014022
Take your shit taste somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014044
Yeah sure now it's rarely mentioned, but in the past it was more common much like how Manticores were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014043
>People became old enough to post without breaking the rules and realised having a small willy isn't fun.
Not into /ss/, but here's a thought.

Humans like to fuck, and seeing people fuck in different ways appeases that, especially when varied age groups are involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014033
You. You get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014057
Right back at ya, faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014043
>and realised having a small willy isn't fun
>small
Doujins and mamono mana say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014024
Huh? It was always hated, sometimes more sometimes less

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014052
Can't wait for someone to ruin Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014051
I'd turn Alps back male and make them into tall bara men. I'd make Baphomets into shortstacks, give Manticores bodies like Alices and and give every Goblin Elin thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014071
>It was always hated
You're clearly lying or haven't been here enough time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014024
Like many of the stuff that is "unwelcome" in these threads, you just have some really loud morons who throw shitfits every time it gets mentioned.

It's actually perfectly welcome. You don't have to hold yourself back from discussing your fetish just because a couple of tumblr rejects get triggered by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014070
>needing mamono mana in the first place
>smug human.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014072
Don't know what counts as ruining, I just want a cute little Kobold who does minor chores around the house to help out, likes snuggling and getting petted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014079
It seems like we've got some people who are very easily offended here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014079
Don't try to compare shotacon with "unwelcome" fetishes like futa, because one have always been paired with monstergirls and discussed here before without problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013940
I could, but I won't.

Because I'm shit and too busy playing shitty video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014051
I set the weight of every monstergirl to a low negative number, give the breasted monstergirls bigger breasts, the loli monstergirls wider hips, and see what happens as their tits and asses start to lift them up like balloons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014076
It was mostly liked by the casual /a/ crowd that'd just drop by. You know the same crowd that like traps and ntr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014075
1 out of 4, work on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014051
Like hell I wouldn't.
I see an Old milf?
BAM she's in her sweet 16 all over again.
That Muscled Oni picking on the Tubby Lizardgirl? BAM She now can't even stand and the Lizardgirl is ready for the Arnold Classic.
The fairy I used as a Onahole? Now I can fist her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013918
Nice blueboard we're posting in, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014092
>one have always been paired with monstergirls
You mean futa? I don't know any monstergirl stuff with shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014079
>anyone who dislikes my fetish is a tumblr reject
Huh, good to know. I might use that, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014072
>She can't stop chanting 'red rocket' as she jerks you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014081
Mamono mana would just change you to be a shota and keep your normal size down there, retard. Which is possibly what happens in MGE since those girls don't force shotas to have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you guys bother posting here?

every time I read it
every time I post

it just makes me sad, knowing none of this will ever be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014111
Can't tell if serious.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014113
>Blast off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014115
Go to /a/ and stay there

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014059
This. It was just another generic flavor for a long while until some faggots had to start going. "And he's a shota." "And then there's /ss/" every single idea that got brought up in the threads.

Kind of like how milkman overstayed his welcome.

It's not an unwelcome subject like real shitstorm stuff. It's just more worn out than a two dollar whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014115
Misery loves company anon.
And besides, who else am I going to talk about this shit with? My friends and family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014115
Here comes the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014113
That's actually kinda funny to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014114
Yes yes, you want to be a little boy with a big schlong, good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014120
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014115
everytime I touch I get this feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014117
I think it's the same guy that partook in similar shitposting from at least 2 threads back.
Engaging him is ill-advised since the thread is already in a sour state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014127
I want to work at the MGC Park Greenhouse during the Summer holidays!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014115

Ideas for stories. Funposting. The occasional sexy picture.

Each and every one of you is special to me in your own little way.

[Anonymous No.]

On a scale of 'being double teamed by a manticore and a dark elf' to 'being double teamed by a weresheep and a yeti' how rough do you like it in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

I just found a raw picture from the new Monster Musume chapter, and good lord translation when? I need context.
Slimes in wetsuits are a fucking blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014051
I would.
I absolutely, positively 100% would.
I'd start small like messing with the elderly, single werecat boss at work, upping her bust size a little bit one day, adding some inches to her hips another, maybe put some junk in that trunk durning lunch, and maybe a few pounds all around on Friday.
I would be interesting to see how she reacts over the course of a month as I keep tweaking things a bit bigger each day.
I may even ask her out one night to see if she wants dinner.

Also giving the dark elf secretary who's a jerk as big an ass as she is to other people.
Hope she doesn't mind doors being a challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014145
You need to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014138
I want to wander an abandoned arboretum that's actually it's own plant-themed demon realm.

It'd be like Plansect, but not shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014145
Miia got raped. Suu saves the day by raping the rapist. Spider getting facefucked made my dick hard. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014144
Both ways, my favourite monster girl is Ushi-Oni but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't like some slow gentle stuff once in a while. Maybe if she ever felt like going easy on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014145
You're very, very late anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014092
Futa isn't just unwelcome because of a vocal minority, there are good arguments against it (it's actually forbidden outside /d/, it strains the girl part of "monstergirls"). Same with out-there shit like urethral sounding or whatever.

But pegging, yuri, /ss/ and whatnot are within the thread's scope and would not even get that much attention if we didn't have a bunch of children whining every time they are brought up.

>>14014112
Nice strawman there. You might even have had a point if this shit was limited to shota and didn't happen in every fucking thread for some harmless fetish or another.

Besides, you're welcome to dislike things all you want, as long as you do it quietly and don't shit all over the thread in an autistic bitchfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014148
>Also giving the dark elf secretary who's a jerk as big an ass as she is to other people.
>Hope she doesn't mind doors being a challenge
I want said jerk ass Dark Elf

>>14014145
And Suu is deliicous here, are there more pictures of her like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014145

You see those links in the OP? Visit one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014145
Good god have you been frozen in carbonite or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014121
>Misery loves company anon
Mordekaiser what the fuck are you doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014160
I was banned for reporting a shitstarter.
I guess I did miss some things, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014156
>fragrant tropical plants everywhere
>warm and moist
>lovely plant girls
Sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014172
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014145
Basically >>14014157

The sea witch tentacle raped Miia and Rachnee; Suu came in and was all "That's my shtick bitch", then did her thing to the sea witch...and Rachnee for good measure. Darling got a nosebleed.

Also Rachnee used her silk like Walter and it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014157
>>14014182
Miia didn't got raped confirmed by the anon who posted the raws. Get the things right before spreading lies.

>>14014162
>Futa isn't just unwelcome because of a vocal minority
Pff
>But pegging, yuri, /ss/ and whatnot are within the thread's scope and would not even get that much attention if we didn't have a bunch of children whining every time they are brought up
Pfffffffffff

Kill yourself, trying to use /ss/ as an escape to complain about how the shit you like isn't welcomed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014131
>this guy doesn't even know who /ss/ the writefag was or the spring spammer
It never ceases to amaze me how strongly opinionated so many of you newer guys are. You're so sure something didn't happen just because it hasn't happened the last few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014178
Eck, sounds too hot and humid

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Darling is a cuckold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014164
Enjoy her, she puts the TSUN in tsundere

>>14014107
>Muscled Oni
I'm with you there.
Nothing would be better than watching an ogre who been picking on a kobold gasp in horror as those muscles fade away and she's pinned by her own weight and at the mercy of a newly bulked up kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014144
I'm mostly into really rough sex, but I do enjoy soft slow cuddly stuff too. Having a Jinko slowly ride you after a tough day sounds amazing.
>>14014145
You know how when Suu absorbs mineral-rich spring water she gets smart, and when she absorbs polluted water she gets foul-mouthed and abrasive? When she absorbs seawater she becomes an ara ara ufufufu slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014162
>But pegging, yuri, /ss/ and whatnot are within the thread's scope

Could've fooled me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014172
Go back to /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014172
You can still read the threads, can't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014098
>>14014119
>>14014197
>Trying it this hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014190
What if different parts of the arboretum had varying temperatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014162
>shotafag defending pegging and yuri
Just another reason why shotashit is cancer and should fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014162
>Futa isn't unwelcome

Doesn't stop people from hating on shit like Bob's Gnoll even when it's not a dick, just phallic in image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014188
>pegging
I fail to see how fags wanting monstergirls to put things up their butt is somehow unrelated to monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014162
>strawman
I don't think so. Feel free to try again though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014162
>NowthisisNegaposting.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014210
He (in case you're not replying to yourself) is clearly falseflagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014201
I wasn't in a good mood, so I decided to just wait out my ban.
Probably not a good idea, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014107
But what if you screw up!? You could turn that milf into a baby!
The Oni could become too fat to even breath! The Lizardgirl could become a Genetic Freak!
The Fairy could become People!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014138

>having to put vaporub under your nostrils to make sure you don't get influenced by Alraune aroma
>having to slap away playful vines that keep feeling up your butt-cheeks
>girls asking you every five minutes whether you want to 'water them for a change.'
>dryads sighing with satisfaction as you prune their trees of diseased branches
>All the while your fairy supervisor rides along on your shoulder, giving you directions.

I'm conflicte- no I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014206
That has to be the most fucking generic anime face design in history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014206
>Temperate rainforest zone
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014202
>thinking they're all the same person
Look at how many people shot down the original post that mentioned /ss/ in a short space of time, you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014188
>calling people out on their "fetish X is unwelcome here because I don't like it" bullshit is unwelcome here because I don't like it
Yeah, we've gone full circle here. I don't even have a reply to this shit, is this where I post some dumb image macro or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014219
>is clearly falseflagging
Nah, he's pretty much doing the thread arsonist victim dance to a T.

See >>14014239

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014223
Would you eventually learn the names of all the girls and have small talk with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014188
>Miia didn't got raped
I'm sorry is the "got" an indication that you understood that we were continuing the obvious lewd joke of the comic, and you're just repeating the obvious truth; or are you just stupid and can't unto grammar too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014229
Please bare with me anon, the threads teetering on the edge of another shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014201
These threads are shit if you're not actively posting. I barely notice the shitposting when I'm having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014148
Then when she says 'you wouldn't want to marry an old werecat like me' that's when you pounce and turn her back to a teen right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014247
I shall, brother.

RAISE SHIELDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014191
I thought that the Cuckoo Funposter got banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014216
Holy shit, does this mean that Nega and Bollocks are the same person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014235
What does that have to do with the other thing? Are you implying everyone who likes /ss/ is from /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014206
I don't do humidity
Why can't plant girls live during the winter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014265
>Cactus Girl
>Conifer Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014221
>You could turn that milf into a baby!
That just makes her cute
>The Oni could become too fat to even breath!
I'll give her stronger lungs if that's included
>The Lizardgirl could become a Genetic Freak!
>implying you wouldn't like Big Mama Pump
>The Fairy could become People!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Range bans arent permenent right? Harblador will be back eventually wont he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014260
I'm not a fan of Bollocks, but even I would never put him on the level of something as vile as Nega.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014260
Yes. I was me, Anon. It was me all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014265
>evergreen and holly dryads

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014268
I don't do well with cacti
Then again, I have misfortune with all plants
It's not my fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014272
Range bans are used to kill off ban jumpers. He's dead Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014253
It was so good, but then had to fuck the end up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014253
Oh hell no.
That's when I take her to the bed room and show her how very much I want an old werecat like her.
That and bump a few things up during.
I love me some fine, mature ladies.

Just better hope she never finds out about the spell and tells me to really let loose on her.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry I didn't want to start a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014278
>Evergreen girl
>Likes to be dressed up, especially on Christmas
>Makes your house smell like pine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014275
AW SON OF A BITCH

EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT

YOU'RE A FOOL JR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014279
>I don't do well with cacti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

Who would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014281
Unless they fucked up and change their mind, like when they banned half of Germany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014281
He can always get a 4chan pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014281
Range bans are the stupidest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014272
They usually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014274
T-thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014281
Huh. Doesnt that mean that the site could potentially lose a ton of posters when they do that?
Also couldnt he still just slap stuff on pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>Just heard about Vanity
As wary as I am about kickstarter shit it's a shame it's on track to not getting funded, the in game aesthetic seems nice and more monster girl games is always a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014188
>Pfffffffffff
Same shitposter every thread, easy to spot because he always uses this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014289
>the evergreen dryad who turned up on your doorstep on christmas eve starts getting in arguments with the busty, tanned beach babe palm tree dryad who already lived on your property
>the demure loli bonsai dryad quietly watches them while meditating

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014291
Cactus Girls play rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014302
The problem with pastebin is that unless he e-mails Exquisitely Lascivious Hornswoggler the links or has somebody post them by proxy the idea is kind of moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014307
>guy telling fuck off to yuri/pegging forcer
>shitposter
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014307
Dude he's telling him to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014308
>Loli bonsai dryad
>Always watches, rarely speaks
>Source if infinite knowledge
>Great source of advice. always gives the best advice
>Always seems to be calm even in the midsts of a turmoil and gives off an aura which seems to calm the hearts of others
>Deathly afraid of clippers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014298
You're welcome? Now go write something. Your rep is only in the dumps lately because of your drama to work ratio being solidly in the attentionwhore zone instead of the writefag zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014316
A perfect opportunity for the tailpussy crowd to try to woo him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014271
I want to get revenge on an Amazon who picked on me by making her muscle and height vanish and have pudge take its place till she looks like a brown succubutt whose had one too many cakes and can't even run a guy down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014315
>No Togemon waifu who turns into best Rose

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014316
Doesn't ELH hang out in an IRC?, would be easy enough to pop in, message the link to him on there and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014316
Im confused. His pastebin is already on the writefriend list, couldnt he just make more pastes and have people find them when they visit his page?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014323
>spoiler
>you still have to trim her hair on occasion and try to keep her from freaking out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014307
>Him being a shitposter
>Not the guy he responded to
Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014307
Even if that were true, I'm willing to side with the guy who doesn't invite pegging in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013644

Maybe I should actually write that Akaname story for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014316
He could get a pass or use a proxy or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014326
And then you fuck her like an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014307

>>14014319
>>14014320
>>14014335
>>14014337
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014330
>Gradually helping shape her body to become more beautiful. A little bit at a time, until she's got the body of a goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014324
I'd write something if I had a lick of discipline or scenarios that I think are fun. No, don't fucking respond, we don't need le attentionwhore train starting with self-deprication intensifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014337
Yet at the same time he seems to be implying that futa is only disdained by a small amount of posters. I don't know who's funposting anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bundle up with a Lamiyeti!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014328
Yes, he hangs out in his Sekrit Club IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013644
>Should be doing taxes
>Should be writing dragons or anubi or angels or apophis or something
>Is on 4chan instead
Why do I even bother...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014315
Ah! She's going to bully me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014348
I don't even care anymore, they should both fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014329
>A writefag posting without a way to get comments and compliments
That's not how they work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014348
Wait did I imply that? Maybe I got confused with my english, I obviously don't support futa either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014350
Shirohebi yandere when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014358
It's true. We feed off praise like some kind of empathic vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014330
>Dryad bonsai is meditating and seems to be in a state of inner peace
>But her hair's getting a bit long and she might get tangled in it if she isn't careful
>Not that she isn't always careful
>Tell her that you have to cut her hair
>She seems to flinch, but is still meditation
>She tells you her hair is fine
>No, it's pretty long
>She tells you later, for she's busy meditating
>You've done this before. She tells you later, you come back later, she tells you she still meditating and for you to do it tomorrow, rinse and repeat
>You're doing it now
>You get the clippers
>She tells you her hair is fine, but her voice sounds shaky
>You get closer and she's practically trying to scramble away
>Now she's channelling her inner Shia Lebouf
>And she's crying
>You tell her you're done
>She pouts and tells you she was only pretending to be scared, for she has found inner peace with herself and doesn't need to emote
>You clip the clippers so they make a sound
>She shivers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014366
Yananon wrote one ages ago, but he's kill and the story is clearly incomplete.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014369
Pennywise the Clown pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014369
I dunno anon, it's kinda comfy here in oblivion, not that many responsibilities or people to let down, it's great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014377
No, begone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014369
>>14014358
I make a shitty ms paint collage of every compliment i geton my writing and jerk off to it daily

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014340
See, this goes one of two ways.
Either she changes tactics and begins a real romance where we are equals ending with her restored to her former glory (with a bust and butt upgrade or two along the way) on the night of our wedding or she tries to her revenge only to wake up in my room one day, pinned by huge endowments and her own weight to be used as a toy until she's finally mindbroken and becomes a, mostly, mobile maid and pleasure toy who thinks nothing of offering me her body.

I'd hope for the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014371
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014377
I want to impregnate a blueberry succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014388
I just look at my pastebin and remember that people liked what I did for a while.

That usually does it for me. That and cringe at my typos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014391
>wanting to vanilla your bully
You're weird, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014377
>tfw no evil monstergirl will make you sire daughterus with her by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014402
I hope your Succubus goes from 'I can't believe I have to deal with some annoying little leech now' to 'Awww sweetie you have something on you lip, here let mommy clean you up.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014144
I can get into any kind of sex, as long as there's love and passion to it. I probably would go as far as hair pulling, but as far as rough sex goes, biting and nails/claws are fair play.
On the other end of the spectrum, I really adore slow, intimate sex. The kind where you're sitting together, resting foreheads together as you keep eye contact and twine fingers together.
Obviously, the rougher stuff is great for fun together, and to keep things spicy. But nothing gets me more than that sort of fulfilling bonding where the partners are trying to give as much pleasure and enjoyment to each other as they can, while baring their souls to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014377
>You'll never have a family member become terminally ill in the world of monstergirls
>A Demon will never offer to save them for a price.
>"Nothing is free anon. A life for a life."
>You'll never agree to her deal and cure your family member.
>You'll never go to meet her in her home and tell her you're ready to die.
>She'll never pin you to the bed and say something to the effect of "I never said I was going to take yours."
>And then your pic happens.
>You'll never impregnate a baby hungry Demon and become her beloved husband.
God damn it.
She's even got the hips for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014409
Hundreds of daughterus with the Mayadere villainess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014377
Alright, alright, got it the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014292
Or all of Finland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014144
As long as there's not things in my butt or electrocution I can't think of anything too rough right now.

But I don't think I should speak of this since I want a threesome with a Rusalka and a Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014417
I want to be a young child and have my parents sell my soul to a powerful Demon warlord for money and protection, and be raised as her husband/son in a loving and doting home!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014426
I want the same with a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put a unicorn in a field of innocent virign human boys and feed her a raging mushroom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014426
That sounds fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014439
Oh no, she's going to attempt to maneuver backwards at an awkward, but fast pace real fast until she manages to push a kid up on a tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014439
Oh shes definitely gonna cuddle them all and ask if they'd want to watch nice feel-good movies with her while she takes their measurements and knits them all nice sweaters with love in every stitch so fucking hard, you're an absolute madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014446
The parents are shitty, but at least the kid gets a lovey-dovey Demon out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014446
For you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014433
I want to be an young orphan living on the streets of a vampire ruled town that gets taken off the street by the Vampire Countess and given to her daughter as a playmate/cuddlebuddy.
I want to eventually grow up and marry her.
I want to have a Vampire Childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach monster girls about the joys of non-violent love and camaraderie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014446
No it's not, it's nice and comfy. She's a sweet and nice blue lady, and all I have to do is obey her orders, love her, and never ever leave the castle.

Don't you want an over protective Demon for a wife, mother, mistress, big sister, and friend?

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of >>14014426, does anyone remember that show a few years back, Reaper? It was about the guy who's parents made a contract with the devil for the soul of their firstborn, and he was forced into hunting down souls escaped from Hell.
One of the characters also got with a succubus-type girl, too.
Man, that show should've had more time to wrap up. Shame it got cancelled.

Though I can see the scenario working with monstergirls, too. Anon works with a hellhound guard to hunt down and recapture the souls of monstrous beasts and criminals.

>>14014447
It's like playing battle mode in Mario Kart, when you limit yourself to reversing only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014385
>tfw some people still mention my stories
The feeling of guilt for not continuing them pesters me everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014472
No I do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014464
>Shota using a butler uniform and following a loli vampire everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014464
>>14014487
Hnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014469
I want to do my best to help monsters and humans overcome the flaws in their natures and work together to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014464
>>14014487
Artwork, story, something using this, please!

>>14014476
Man I loved that show; kind of surprised I'm not the only one who thought about it reading that "Sold their child's soul" post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014315
Sexier cacti.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the overprotective big brother and try to keep the neighborhood monster girls from trying anything with my kid brothers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014487
You are now imagining a shota inside of a loli vampire's coffin cuddling her.
You are now imagining the two of them still cuddle like that when they're grown up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014469
>non-violent
You won't fool me, Gandhi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014501
Would you sacrifice yourself to protect his innocence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014469
Don't you have some Manhattan Projects to finish, Ghandi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014476
>One of the characters also got with a succubus-type girl, too.
You mean the fat neckbeard friend of MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014487
>>14014493
>>14014497
You guys are starting to sound like moms who make their sons wear all kinds of stupid costumes just so you can have your daily heart attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014464
>Be an orphan. Wandering the streets alone at night.
>A carriage rolls up, black lacquered wood with a gold trim and pattern. A stark contrast to the run-down houses that surround it.
>A Curtain is pulled aside, a young girl, pale as the moon itself, looks out at you with sparkling red eyes and a wide smile.
>"Look mother! A boy! And he is so cute! I simply must have him!"
>An older, bustier figure with the same complexion speaks back, without so much as turning her head.
>"If you must Lucretia, I hope you do not tire of this one... We will bathe him when we return, he reeks of the slums."
>A Pair of Ghoul Girls, in guard uniforms flank you, and roughly throw you into the back.

Such is life when ruled by a Vampire aristocracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014505
I like my vampires predatory. An evil loli wouldbe amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014509
I have two kid brothers, and they're both young enough to attract the /ss/-loving monster girls. I'd definitely try my best to keep them safe from them.
Thankfully, the only monsters my town would have are dove and bluejay harpies and boring, drab. brown-scaled lizardmen. And tons and tons of Dryads, but they can't really actively pursue people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
>I hope you do not tire of this one...
Well, that's a poor precedent...

>>14014505
Now that is well and truly adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
>I hope you do not tire of this one
Shit, she'll toss you out to be an orphan again like the last kid. What a horrible girl who can't appreciate and train her human boys proper and just abandons them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014524
I also like them being evil but they're still love their husbandos so I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
>Not knowing how life on the streets work by the time that happens
>Not evading the guards and disappearing into the dark alleys you know like the palm of your hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
>I hope you do not tire of this one
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
My fantasy was more a Vampire driving around and suddenly her daughter notices a poor little boy freezing to death in the winter cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014369
Praise is nice, but I've found that one's writing will never improve or be worthwhile so long as you're trying to make people happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014484
You should continue them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
Who said you could come in and ruin the cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014514
Sock? Nah, I'm talking about the other guy, the Hispanic one.

[Anonymous No.]

>vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014543
That's nice too, but Vampires never come off as merciful to me. Feel like they would be aloof, and detached with their long lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
It reminds me of picrelated

[Anonymous No.]

These werewolves are really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014519
>I hope you do not tire of this one
Soiled it, try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014507
>>14014513

I need that uranium for nuclear power plants and defensive death robots; I tell no lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014560
Oh yeah, the fat guy was fucking his sister or something

[Anonymous No.]

So what the fuck is up with Ghoul anatomy anyways? Is the red stuff a natural skin color, or some sort of clothing, or straight-up blood? And are those little white things on their neck and shoulders area just scales, or jewelry, or straight-up spikes of bone sticking out of the skin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014561
I liked Shiki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqPBsSLm5WU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014484
I don't have to worry about that much, I've only ever seen one anon asking about an update from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014566
And I want a cute childhood friendship/romance with a Vampire, so we're at an impasse here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014487
>Vampire loli and her loli undead friends are playing together
>Shota butler is also there
>Loli undeads ask the vampire if she can lend them the cute boy for a some time
>Loli vampire proceeds to hug him tightly
>"NO!"

Imagine the lamia is a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014576
Blood most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014576
I've always imagined that they could manipulate/polymorph the red stuff and bone thingies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014582
It's much cuter to get hugged by a clingy lamia than it is a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014576
She was DOOM episode 1, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014592
What about vampire lamias

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014407
At that point we're equally and it's really just cause I want her to learn.
But if she ends up a soft, quivering girl who can't even stand up and is there for me to use until she's a willing maid then so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014579

>Manga is superior to the anime in almost every way possible
>The one thing that the anime does better than the manga is the HYPE way it handles a huge plot twist

So you end up having to recommend people start with the inferior product first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014591
Who is this artist? I know their style but I don't knwo their name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014592
Nobody likes lamia elitists. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014530
>>14014533
>>14014542
They grow up into adults while she remains eternally a child, but because of their shit taste, they're not as enthusiastic about her as they were.
So she gets depressed, sends them on their way with a small fortune and good wishes, and hopes the next one will be fit to spend eternity with her.
The mother vampire is just being all aloof about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014591
That's a strangely cute skeleton. But still too spooky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014607
rocknroll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014614
Well that's like, the way you want to see it. I thought you were writing about a MGE vampire instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014582
Would this end in a big undead cuddlepile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014621
Oh, I'm not the original writer. I'm just suggesting a possible explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014623
No because as a rich girl she doesn't want to share which I like because possessive girls are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014464
>>14014487
>>14014582
Where is Loen when you need him

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live on an island and have ocean-dwelling monster girls visit all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014630
Then would she kiss you on the cheek to "claim" you so her friends wouldn't try to steal you from her?
They wouldn't try anyway, but it's the thought that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/sfFBYuKT
Is it dropped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014409
>>14014377

I could try and write something like this. But fuck me if it won't be ManyEyedHydra levels of grimdark baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires.
Dark Medieval, Barroque, Victorian, Interwar, 80s Contemporary or what other era?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014614
>Bunch of fags who can't appreciate the wonder that is a perma loli vampire
>Even when they grew up alongside her
Wow, that is depressing, poor girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014648
Victorian, always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014648
Victorian or something earlier. I don't like modern settings that much for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014647
Just try it out 'kay? Don't make her kill the guy either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014640
>yfw some random superpower thinks the island is completely empty and decides to use the island to test their nuclear weaponry
>Battleships make a perimeter around the waters that surround the island to keep the aquatic monstergirls away from the blast
Well, see you aroud Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014328

I also lurk here. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014662
He didn't say he wanted to live on a deserted island.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014648
Victorian.
But only if they've been sealed away and are just now awakening in the modern age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014647
Give it a try. You should know what the thread can stand and what not at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014662
When I move out I'll be sure to actually file the proper papers to let the government know that there are people there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014671
He didn't say he didn't want to live on a deserted island either, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014647
Have the main character fear that she might do some ManyEyedHydra stuff to him, and drop hints that she might, even possible innuendos from herself.
Then make it so that she was being misinterpreted the whole time, and was totally unaware that a fatal subtext was even occuring.

I mean, damn he's a good writer, but I just can't get into it when the character's in a state of utter fear and soul-rending pain. I could probably stand some death or soul eating if it was at least pleasurable beyond imagining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014648
Dumpire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014568
Momiji's got some man shoulders going on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014684
What the fuck are man shoulders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014678
>Government researchers accompany you to the island
>They find out it has a fuckload of natural resources
>They kick you out in favor to building mining/refining facilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014674
>"Peasant, what is this strange black box you keep in this pigsty of yours?"
"Uh? Oh, that's a TV. Here, let me show you."
BOOP
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE SUN'S LIGHT! I'M GONNA TURN TO DUST! YOU TRICKED ME YOU PIG! I'M GONNA, I'm gonna, I'm gonna... Why have I not painfully and horribly combusted into fire yet?"
"..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014686
>the nice sea bishop lets me stay at her chapel until i have someplace else to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014640
I hope you get visited by lots of cute ocean-dwelling monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014683
Goddammit now I'm imagining her pronouncing it like

>Moostauuche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013918
chances are Quill's ass is actually a horrifyingly effective sex organ at this point, an almost living organism ready to milk you dry at a moment's notice.

probably makes its own lube now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014690
That sounds like some Dark Shadows shit.

>SHOW YOURSELF, TINY SONGSTRESS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014684
She is a mountain wolfgirl, after all. She probably spends her time standing about as a guard exercising, when she's not spying on people from three miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014690
Cute. I want to help her get used to the modern world while making her feel loved.
I'd start eating a more iron rich diet so I could feed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014697
Chances are her ass could be used to smuggle children across national borders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014700
[Urge to bury face into her loins and inhale musky odor of sweatand arousal intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kunoichi to sneak up on me while I sleep and attempt to "assassinate" me, only to be pulled into bed and cuddled through the night!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to anger a vampire by ordering my steak well done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014693
All that's left is to put it in her fishbutt to make the arrangement permanent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014728
But what if I'm trying to get with the buff tomboy shark girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014683
Dumb Pire Best Pire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014726
>Well done
How can anyone eat steak like that?
I understand that not everyone has my tastes, but HOW?
How do you take your steak anons? Medium rare for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014726
You'll anger more than just the vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014719
>implying she isn't already a wanted criminal in all of Order territory for smuggling little boys into Lescartie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014726
She's not the only one who's going to be disgusted at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014733
medium rare and occasionally rare, medium rare works better for things that are more fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014697
Im more surprised that people still remember the character itself even tho she had only one story released publicly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014719
you people seem to greatly overestimate the elasticity and underestimate the plasticity of the anal sphincters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014733
wait there are things above medium rare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014733
I don't eat my steak well done normally, I just want to annoy the vampire.
I prefer mine medium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014733

I don't eat steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014726
What if she's not a faggot on a hair trigger unlike the posters here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014724

Will she say "Assassination successful" followed by some giggling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014657
>>14014677
>>14014681
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014740
well, the idea of a "10 tailed kitsune" in her context is wonderfully lewd, and considering anal is my biggest fetish, and my favorite monster girls are kitsune, then yeah, I'll remember her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvyR5CR6-1A

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014730
Than you should have shacked up with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014724
I want a Kunoichi to sneak up on me while I sleep and attempt to "assassinate" me, only to be told to fuck off because I wanna sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014757
But the Sea Bishop is the one who asked first, and the shark girl's house isn't big enough for two people to live in! I don't want to intrude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014744
You seem to greatly overestimate both when pushed well beyond their normal limits for extended periods of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014759
While it may be against everything this thread stands for the idea of telling Monster Girls to fuck off is amusing to me.

And fortifying my house against them. If they want to husbando me they'll have to work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014733
All my life I'd been ordering my steak medium rare, and often found myself left wanting.

Then I had the occasion to go to a fondue place and discovered by cooking some steak personally that I much, much, much prefer rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014740
>only one story released publicly
Does this mean there are unreleased ones?

Also, what this >>14014753 anon said, fox girls and butt stuff is too great a combination to simply forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014724
I want a bottom-heavy Kunoichi to get her ass stuck in my window frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014752
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014767
magic monster girl asses!
super elastic and stronk!

but seriously though, have a little fun with monster girl anatomy, they aren't human so they can have characteristics that aren't human too.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monsters get all soggy and wrinkly when they grow old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014787
>have a little fun
I think that's exactly what the comments on her stretched backdoor are doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014788
Depends on whether or not they're married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014760
You bop the shark girl on the nose, declare her the most wonderful thing to ever have fins and proceed to the baby shark making.
It's not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Super Wurm's arch nemesis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014793
ah, I suppose I'm just upset that a cute fluffy gets bullied for her butt.

continue having fun but pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014780
I want one to become obsessed with me. Coming into my home and stealthfucking me every night leaving me confused in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014780
I want to molest a bottom-heavy Kunoichi's big butt while she's stuck in my window.

Then I'll take responsibility and make her my bodyguard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014759
I want a kounoichi to try and "assassinate" me only to Fall prey to the hathor's milk trap and receive a healthy drink, and an enema, of the stuff until her figure is ruined for stealth.

But not for snuggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014798
What? Is there something in canon that actually addresses this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014817
I want a Kunoichi with a ruined stealth figure too that's perfect for snuggling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014817
>Christmas Cake Kunoichi who demands your attention non-stop to help her cope with her lost skills.

Aw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014819
something something mamono mana something something husband supply something something incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014819
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014810
Shame that yandere kunoichi thing was never pastebinned.
I may try to look through the archives and screencap it if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Curvy Kunoichi dressed up as Haruka from Senren Kagura when?

[Anonymous No.]

>KC has finally started to draw men with faces
Holy hell how long ago did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014830
>Haruka
>not Rin

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014817
>>14014824
>>14014825
>And on that day, Kunoichis all had to be more careful, lest they fall prey to a Hathor trap and forever lose heir agile light figures

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014826
>>14014827
Is there anything mamono mana can't do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014840

Make monster girls real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014835
>not Hikage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014840
Turn us 2D

[Anonymous No.]

>Curvy Kunoichi is nothing but full-body fishnets
>Awful at being sneaky but it doesn't stop her from trying to give you stealth-blowjobs
>You pretend she is sneaky
>Because that's her fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014844
>not Katsuragi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014840
Be balanced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014834
MGQ, if you consider Luka a man anyways.

He also drew a picture that has Kains face from FFIV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014840
mamono mana can't do me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014851
>not a whole group of Kunoichi's dressed as all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014854
He only seems to do so when doin illustations for the story books which will likely never get translated. Shame cause i always wanted to read the tanuki one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014849
>clumsy kunoichi that's super terrible at stealth but great at improvisation and sex
>any time she fucks up she plays out some wacky almost-a-play and ends up getting her target anyway
>all the other kunoichi are baffled

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014842
>>14014845
I wonder which is the prevailing opinion here on /mgt/

Wanting MGs to be real in the 3D world, or make us real in the 2D world.

Someone should make a poll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
fuck 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
>3DPD Monster Girls
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
I like them being 2D. A lot of 3D monstergirls would be gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014840

Mamonomana can't get your flag on the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
I think the likely outcome of that is almost entirely make us real in 2D, purely because monster girls in 3D would be far more terrifying than their cute 2D counterparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014784
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014859
This is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014808
Oh come on. It's a cute butt, but who could resist some spelunking jokes every now and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014883

stop commenting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
Us in the 2D world obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
I can't go into space so easily in 3D, and the only time cosmic radiation is a threat in 2D is in Planetes.
Give me the ticket to 2D, please. I wouldn't turn down 3D monstergirl waifu if it was offered, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
http://strawpoll.me/5342802

Done and done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014876
>>14014882
Man hopping on the 3DPD meme is one thing, but saying you'd be out-right scared or disgusted by them if they weren't cartoons?

You guys are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014899
>3DPD meme
>meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014724
>>14014810
I want a Kunochi who takes pride in her speed and inability to be seen that when I catch her she makes it her lifelong goal to beat me!
Only stopping when I do Side Hops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014899
>3DPD meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014899
just fuck off back to reddit or tumblr or whatever, it's to late over here for me to bother with that kind of bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014905

It's
>an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014924
Fuck off Monsoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014924
Go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014924

Not to say that being a meme makes something less of value or legitimacy. That would be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW RS will never do forceful Ushi-Oni impregnation smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
Well they're described as being supernaturally beautiful either way so

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014890
Commenting on what exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014898
>>14014870
Living in a 2D world would be impossible. Since our world is 3D, we can only perceive things in 2D (Figure 2), even if you can see things and people from multiple angles, it doesn't change the fact that you're only seeing them from one side at a time, "flat" images that are right in front of your eyes. Consequently, if we were 2D beings, we'd only see things in one dimension (Figure 1). It goes from highest to lowest in terms of dimensions perceived, this is the reason why we haven't figured out how 4D works yet too.

TL;DR if we were 2D, we'd see nothing but straight lines.

Well, fuck it. Mamono mana will fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014870
3D monster girls would be scarier.

>>14014905
>3DPD
>meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014817
>>14014817
>Fall prey to a trap

Kunoichi are far too skilled for that.
No anon, what if I tell you she WANTED to fall for that trap? What if it is all a trick to enjoy a relaxing and snuggly life without having to perform missions and do effort?

She simply wanted her body to turn slightly chubby figure, perfect for cuddling and having her ears caressed by you. you fell for her trap instead anon, she got you now. Forced to snuggle and cuddle with her forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014952

How do people in a 2D world see each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014967
with their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014967
Like in figure 1. But they don't "see" each other because they're not real anyway so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014966
>She simply wanted her body to turn slightly chubby figure
Jokes on her, the Hathor Milk in the trap is much stronger than she thinks it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014817
>>14014966
https://youtu.be/nbDSvRMc9rQ?t=56

>Implying that'd stop a Kunoichi from using a kage bushin to do this to you for making her chubbier

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014952
The 2D would become 3D you dongermongering asshat. Where is your imagination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014982
I was taking the logical view of it, you drolling mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014978

That was the first time a piece of media made me drop everything and then drop my pants right then and there.

I don't give a shit if you think it looks like clay. It's perfection either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014990
You're perfection Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Did any other west-coast anons enjoy that unbelievably beautiful full moon last night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015002

o gosh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014990
Adding muscle definition to Mika was an excellent call.

[Anonymous No.]

Big, strong tomboys trying girly things for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2015-08-27/monster-musume-event-hands-out-tenga-eggs/.92194

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015021
I want to make an Oni wear a wedding dress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015021
Tomboys wearing dresses is my fetish. Especially if they are/get used to being genuinely comfortable in them, while still acting as they'd alway do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015024
What the fuck is a tenga egg? Do you shove them up your ass or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015024
That everything, but shit
>This is the latest unique tie-in for the monster fanservice show. The staff debuted a 23-foot long Miia hugging pillow at Comiket with an equally huge US$800 price tag. It sold out in an hour.
>It sold out in an hour
goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015035
Google it faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015035
Anon, you're on /jp/ and you don't know what a tenga egg is. Go educate yourself, I'm sure there's a thread you can get the information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014966
Anon, she's going to be full on HEALTH if she's getting a double dose.
Not Thai I mind, I planned on cuddling her

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, It's full moon time again
I waited 2 lunar cycles to ask this time, but with all the new MGs out I felt it was time to once again do everyones favorite thread filling topic!

Your Current top 5 MGs in no real order!


Mine is:
1) Fox woman
2) Ryuu
3) Shirohebi
4) Dark elf
and 5) Dragon
Ryuu moved to 2nd place for me .


If you don't have a top 5, just list your favorites!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015024
>Harpy themed tenga egg

I know lolicon exists, and I know toddlercon exists, but I feel like this could be interpreted as an abstract way of slipping into unborn-childcon.
Either way, I'm disappointed they didn't show what that poster looked like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013644
Fuck fine I've been writing grants to pay for college for days

Give me a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015021
What is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015057
>Give me a few

Anon? Anon are you still there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051

1. Scylla
2. Arachne
3. Kejourou
4. Slime
5. Lamia

copy pasted from last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Still hasn't changed.

Dark/Angel, Anubis, Nightmare, Dragon, Lich/Mantis.

Can't decide on my preference of Light vs. Dark, nor which Kuudere is best, so sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1. Large Mouse
2. Weresheep
3. Kraken
4. Dormouse
5. Hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013781
>Scylla singer
>Merrow guitarists
>Doppelganger drummer
>Thunderbird bassist

I think that it should have been 2 scylla guitarists and 1 merrow singer, it would make more sense specially for the merrow.

The thunderbird fits well and i am wondering why does a doppelganger look like that since that look and personality don't represent my ideals for a perfect girlfriend.

Besides that, I am ok with this, it could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015021
Big, strong girly girls being intimidating to everyone around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
-Kikimora
-Holstaur
-Cyclops
-Oomukade
-Inari

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Mantis, Kunoichi and Red Oni.

Maybe Soldier Beetle now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015084
Big, strong girls who have no doubt they're gorgeous and great in bed but suck at getting a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051

top five
Crow tengu will always be number 1 for me no matter what though I usually have more perverse fantasies with others
Kikimora
Fox girls
Baphomets
Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1) Cockatrice
2) werebat
3) lizardman
4) wurm
5) kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014115
Because this thread teaches me how to develop a thick skin, to laugh at the stupid, avoid flame wars and choose joy over misery on my free time. It also taught me that improving on something is actually worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
I like too many girls too much to be able to choose, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1. Yeti
2. Weresheep
3. Yuki-onna
4. Glacies
5. Wendigo

winter MGs are too good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1.Dragon
2.Kunoichi
3.Kikimora
4.Cheshire
5.Jabberwocky

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015091
How does that happen?
Are they not actually gorgeous or great in bed?
Is their personality shit?
Is everyone too intimidated by them?
Do they have worse luck than Wily E. Coyote?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Inari
Kraken
Mantis
Jorou-Gumo
Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Gandharva play a flamethrower guitar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Holstaur
Yeti
Weresheep/Hobgoblin/Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Well, I asked this just a few days ago, but sure, why not?
Although I think I'll mix my answer up and sort them into tiers, just so I don't repeat myself.

1. Anubis, Hellhound
2. Slimegirl, Wurm, Demon
3. Kobold, Sea Slime, Kejourou, Yeti, Cupid
4. Lilim, Pharaoh, Dark Slime, Inari, Dragon
5. Gargoyle, Kesaran Pasaran, Matango, Nereid, Tentacle, Holstaurus

I have a rather eclectic selection of tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Wurm
>Pharaoh
>Kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015097
She seems a bit out of place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015011
So Anon, want to come over to my house tonight? A looker such as you deserves company. Don't worry, I'll have nachoes and chips at my place, come on over anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1) Angel/Valkyrie
2) Kitsune
3) Dullahan
4) Dragon
5) Lamia

Hasn't changed in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1. Kikimora
2. Demon
3. Ushi-Oni
4. Shoggoth
5. Hellhound

Some of these new girls have really done a number on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015114
I can lay on a Weresheep's warm, fluffy thighs and the Yeti hugs me like a daki while we sleep, there is no comfier sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014941
What, through the floor wasn't enough?

Also I love that drawfag for all the ushi stuff he's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015103
Combination of being a big girl and never saying things right.

>'I would love to bash your skull open'
>Potential mate flees

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051

Kejourou
Kraken
Yeti
Holstaur

I like a lot of them so listing to just a few is difficult.

Kejourou's still my favorite though

[Anonymous No.]

So, after much thought, I finally figured out a name for this. A working name at least
Renamed the older chapters so don't think it's a completely different story

Knights of the Demon: Chapter 4: Ring
http://pastebin.com/JytSmHWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015106
MG Mad Max Doesn't Work

It just ends up being vehicular manslaughter but with more creative vehicles to fit the mg's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Vampire, Kraken, Apophis, Lilim, Hellhound

Demon, Manticore, Dhampir, Kunoichi, Dark Valkyrie makes the top 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015119

Sorry, my momma told me I shouldn't meet up with strangers on the internets. Human boys gotta be careful after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1. Wurm
2. Wurm
3. Wurm
4. Wurm
5. Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015147
Now I'm no scientist
But I think this Anon may like Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015143
I haven't even seen Fury Road, I just think that guy's setup is fucking metal and I want to see a Gandharva playing that guitar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015149
More study is needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015145
You can trust me anon I'm a human boy I have a penis and everything just come on over I have beer and nachos and everything please come over anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015149
As a scientist, I can confirm your theory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015149
Let's not jump to any conclusions, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015147
You wouldn't happen to be the guy who's passionate about wurms, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015127
>>14014941
I fucking love these enormous Ushis.
And people want them to be human-sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015106

If I had to choose one thing in all the history of mankind to represent male heterosexuality, that scene would be it.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1440806046026.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1. Anubis
2. Kakuen
3. Lich
4. P'Orc
5. Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015151
The whole movie is fucking metal.

Seriously every character has their own backstory that explained visually like an easter egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Hellhound, Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015164
Well, not everyone is into giant women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015164
To be fair, they are Ushi-'Onis,' so having them be 1.5x the size of the average human should be expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015164
I don't know if I want them to be THAT huge, but human-sized it definitely too small.

>Being able to hold your entire body against her with just her pedipalps

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015164
You can't have them be too big anon, then you couldn't fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015179
>Mamanono Mamona.
The only reason you couldn't fuck a Monster Girl is because they aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015166
Is it possible to get a boner from something being too goddamn metal? Because I think I just did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015127
You don't get it Anon. I want a story where an Ushi-Oni bashes through motherfucking buildings and runs up skyscrapers like she's playing Hulk: Ultimate Destruction mid-coitus until she ends it with an Ushi-Oni Izuna Drop Special, making his dick feel like its twisting inside of her vaginal canal whilst she goes full Spider-Cow

[Anonymous No.]

So how much do I have to pay a Kikimora and Shoggoth for their services? I mean they work all day as maids, the must be expensive right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
Foxes
Wight
Lich
Salamander
Apophis and Hellhound have god tier aesthetics but they're both too crazy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015195

Just part of being a young, healthy, heterosexual male, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015207
No thanks, I hate Spider Cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1.Crow Tengu
2. Lich
3. Lamias
4. Oomukades
5. Amazons/Onis
Monoeyes and Vampires/Wights are up there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015204
>too crazy
Nah, they just have too much love for you to handle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015195
It needs more dakka in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015204
You just can't handle the love, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015202
>dick
>twisting

Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015204
You got some good taste there bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015202
You'd have to be fleeing from her in a helicopter or something to drive her to doing things like that. Which might end up with a dead anon when things hit the ground.

Or would she go through the ground, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015163
You bet I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014941
This is worse than the sketch it was an edit of. Just looking at it is like agony to my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid, wanna wanwan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
If only the full picture wasn't so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
>Hellhound art I don't have

Yes I'll take it thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
Damn skippy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015242
no, you dont want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238

How could I knot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015231
>>14015225
It's the vaginal walls twisting around his dick. Should've worded better but I had a brain fart so please excuse.

She'd tank the fall into the ground, having the kinetic force of their impact force him even deeper into her embrace. After all, Spider-Cow can regenerate from non-lethal damage in my headcanon; As in her heart and brain aren't destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

I am completely terrified of Ghosts. Absolutely terrified. They're one of my biggest fears. Would there be a way to ensure Ghost girls or anything similar would never try to attack me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015242
>he doesn't know
Oh boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015253
Oh that's just fucking wonderful, so she gets to ride a fucking corpse into the fucking ground.

Sounds fucking peachy, man Ushi's sure are wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015242
It's futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
Cats are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
Fuck you, never again.
>>14015242
Don't, just don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015255
SCARY SPOOKY GHOST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015242
You don't want that one. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015255
Invest in a proton pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015255
Nope, you're not allowed to dislike any type of monster girl nor be safe from them and you certainly can't any different variations of personalities for them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015140
I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015263
Mamano Mana/Ushi-Oni Blood, Son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015279
Second worst girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015282
That doesn't fucking fix the fact that she almost fucking killed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
>Go to router settings
>[X] WAN blocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015285
It doesn't matter. You're her husbando now. Doctor Gretchen will see you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015242
Anon wait!

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls do you think would be car geeks who constantly modify their own rigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015264
Hey I don't see that so why do I care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015268
No bully

>>14015273
I'm not good at fighting though

>>14015277
Well I don't hate them on a personality or even aesthetic level, it's just that Ghosts are the more terrifying things to me, and I imagine if I ever met one I'd go into a full panic attack instantly. I don't think there's anything more terrifying than being alone with creepy ghosts in haunted dark locations. Not even Spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015289
No I'm not, she can fuck off and die for all I care.

She almost goddamn killed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015255

You're a shit! A fatty shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015139
Y'know, in a Q&A KC stated that there are undead Succubi, and Kejourou happen to be Succubi subspecies.

Does that mean Kejourou Wights are a possibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015291
Hellhounds. Following IMMORTAN JANE. WITNESS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015294
>No I'm not, she can fuck off and die for all I care.
Careful anon, you're gonna hurt someone with that edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015294
Only a faggot like you would die in your own fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015293
Not all ghosts are scary, some just want to lewdly tease cute boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015293
Too bad, they're gonna make you their husband no matter if you like it or not.

If you don't like it she'll just rewrite your brain to fit exactly what she wants from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015291
golem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
No thanks, I don't want some fleabag who smells like sulphur anywhere near me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015301
>"Hey Hellhound, build me a rig that I can play my music on!"
>a few weeks later, you see a Gandharva tearing around town playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA while standing on pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015301
hellhounds, kakuen, dhampirs, dragons, youko, baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015287
Why would you want to block the WAN?

http://i.imgur.com/ih8kfXE.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015285
>>14015294
>>14015307
This guy is such a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015299
Chaos Demon corrupted Lilim when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051
1. Dragon
2. Salamander
3. Houri
4. Sahuagin
5. Kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015318
Good lawd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015238
I want to tease a futa hellhound until she's begging me to let her cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015318
>Those thighs
Whoa mama.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Hellhound keep herself well-trimmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015318
>Those thighs
>That everything
110% erected

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015051

1) Cyclops
2) Arachne
3) Fox woman
4) Kikimora
5) Lamia
5)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015325
Not today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015299

Yep.

so then the question is would a Kejourou Wight have the normal ghostly claws or would they instead have ethereal hair that follows the motion of their normal hair. Being wrapped up in that hair would sooth your body in soul at the same time.

Not to mention a new need for body warmth thanks to being undead.

[Anonymous No.]

It's pretty funny how Hellhounds and Demon's have fucking 10/10 designs yet Kobolds and Kikimoras are absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015330
Would they have specialized razors for mammalian monstergirls of the MGE variety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015325
Not given her potion after potion after potion until she's pinned to the ground a pair of beanbag chair sized nuts and a dick like a sewer pipe, begging you to give her some form of relief as she jumps the air

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015316
>>14015317
>Be Anon driving in MGC
>Hear some kick-ass AC/DC
>It's getting louder and louder by the moment
>Wait, what the fuck? When the hell did AC/DC have a battle drum line?
>Turn around in your pussy-ass Camaro
>See Doof-Gandharva on the War Rig raging towards you, blasting all other vehicles out of the way
>Kakuens beating the shit out of the drums with their ass cheeks and gluteal control
>There's a Hellhound wearing a mask in daisy dukes in front of Doof-Gandharva
>She turns around as Doof begins to shred harder
>I AM AWAITED! I AM AWAITED IN BED!
>She shoots a flame from a torch into her mouth, giving herself a true Hellhound visage
>WITNESS ME!
>You wake up to your pelvis being obliterated by the Hellhound riding you ragged after your third consecutive orgasm
>Doof and the Kakuens are fucking nearby men
>Police cars are everywhere
>As the Hellhound is getting drug away, she keeps yelling WITNESS at the top of her lungs
>Your cock never went soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015337
>Kejouwight hair cocoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015351
Are you ban evading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015354
It's just not the same without the murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015340
>Kobolds and Kikimoras are absolute garbage

anon that's your opinion and all but fuck your opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015340
Your baiting is weak, grasshopper. You will never rise ire in this manner. Go meditate and contemplate the koans of Smegmaking and the memes of Confucius. Then, we can begin your true training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015354
[X] Marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015354
Road Fury wasn't even that good.

If anything it was pretty fucking mediocre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015340
It's the eyes. It's gotta be the eyes.

...We need a Kiki with black sclera. One who likes watching her master from the shadows, no matter the time of day. Those same black sclera eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015340
Try harder next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015374
What you need to understand is this.

Fury Road was not a movie.
It was an experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015351
christ I just wanted to tease her a little, not give her a CoC tier disability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015340
How can one mans taste be so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015379
No I'm pretty sure it was just a mediocre movie that stared some shit memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015340
It's pretty funny how Paladins have fucking 10/10 designs yet Monster Girls are absolute Garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015345
Razors are pretty shit on thick hair/fur. First time I shaved my pubes it took like 30 minutes. You'd need to use sheers like they use at grooming places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015360
H-how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015340
She doesn't even deserve writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015384
>>14015374
Get out of here Slit, no one likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015354
Dammit anon, my fucking sides.
I would pay good money to see that.
And then some other Gandharva with a DJ table instead of a flamethrower guitar drives up in a TRON variation of that truck playing heavy brostep

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015392
Thank you for sharing that with us anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015396
Who the fuck is Slit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015395
Do you have the dark skinned edit? I NEED IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015395
>Not posting the delicious brown version
Baka

[Anonymous No.]

You see this nerd? I'm gonna bully her and all her nerd friends, and there's nothing you can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015397
3 man band consisting of a Siren lead singer, Ghandarva drummer/bassist, and thunderbird guitarist when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015395
Says you, I'm already writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015407
My baseball bat tells a different story, chum

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015355

>A servant of the Kejourou wight comes to tell her something
>She moves to poke the mass of hair but some of the hair comes out and makes a shooing motion.
>"Just a few more minutes.. "
>As she leaves she hears her say "Anon, you're so warm.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1>>14015407
>and all her nerd friends
What species are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015407
>tfw KCs one-eyed one-horned blue kuudere qt never receives any attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015401
Nux's buddy who kept trying one up him at every turn.

[Anonymous No.]

Wintertime Anubis when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015413

How's your prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015417
ooh baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015427
Too moeblobey.

This is femdom rape machines general didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015427
One of my favorite designs.

Though I miss that line in her entry where she sabotages her own work as an excuse for her client to see her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015431
when we get dragoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015431
She already hates Anubisfuker for making her move to MGC Alberta and freezing her nips off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015327
>>14015331

Wolves have the best thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015407
I'm gonna bully your face with my brass knuckles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015431
I'd rather the Elin Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015406
I don't have it bwaka.

>>14015427
Too full of procrastinatum to care about KC's delicious blueberry Cyclops thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015427
I want to travel across the globe in search of a cyclops to craft the perfect set of samurai gear for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015444
>that face
and down it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015415
>>14015446
She needs to be put in her place. Don't protect her.

>>14015424
All the dorky ones. A Ghost, a Crow tengu, an Ommukade, an a Giant slug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015427
I want her to ride my sword and then forge me one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015455
I think it's good; looks a bit more mature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015456
>Don't protect her.
Make me, fag. Why don't you go pester someone your own size, huh? An Ogre would be the perfect fit for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015407
You'd better remember to bully this one as well!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to come home after a long day of work to my Werewolf harem asking me who I want to fuck first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015427
It sucks that they never really show up, not even in greentexts. They're pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015456
>Ommukade
>Dorky.
Maybe the common house centipede ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015456
>Ommukade
Dragon slaying rape machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015442
But she can try and make Canadians build snow pyramids for her!

Only to have them smile and wave and offer her some Tim Horton's for being underdressed for the snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015471
An ogre is not a worthless creature that has no reason to exit. She is.

>>14015473
I'll bully both of them. I might even lewdly bully one so the other gets jealous!

>>14015480
>>14015485
What's the worst one can do to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015490
>What's the worst one can do to me?
Bite you and keep you in her cave at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015490
The only one who's not worth anything here is you. You ain't bullying no monsters today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015431
Story or art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015475
>asking me who I want to fuck first
The female alpha has the right to do so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015506
Art, someone 2 threads ago was working on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015490
>What's the worst one can do to me?
the shakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015475
Did something terrible happen to the Alpha female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015511

Christ almighty, it's like a Florida summer down there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015515
Oh, okay. In that case, I can't answer that question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015495
But that's a crime, surely she'll get arrested, right? '

>>14015501
I'll bully her extra hard, and her single mother as well!

>>14015516
You mean she'll make me dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015516
Nothing a yeti hug can't cure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015473
>Bullying monoeyes

Don't you faggots have some knife-ears to throw to the P'Orcs or puppies to kick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015521
I live in Florida and I can confirm that this is true. Although Florida summers are nowhere near as enjoyable as a dripping-wet Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015516
in theory her venom is highly addictive since it's basically a narcotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015521
How would MG's handle there first hurricane, in a place like FL where people are used to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015527
>>14015521
I second this, I too live in Florida.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015529
They get the wurms to tank it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015529
Powerful sea monsters probably cause hurricanes and sea storms all the time to catch the to-be-husbands who think they are safe on land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015511
Of course she does, but she better hurry before one of the other girls gets to it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015523
Πίστεψέ με, Ανώνυμη. Θα το μετανιώσεις.

Today is not a day for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015537
Monster Girl Sharknado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015541
Pay denbts.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to tell a monoeye to keep her head down and hide that smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015543
>Shark girls flying through a tornado while whooping, hollering, and having the time of their lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015525
Monoeyes are the punching bag of the universe. The need to be put down.

>>14015541
You can't even protect your bank account, how can you protect someone else?

>>14015547
I want to forever destroy the concept of smiles for a monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015553
That honestly sounds adorable. A combination of shark girls, undines and sylphs all zooming around catching husbands.
And the inside of the tornado is just a big dance party.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a filthy bieye

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015557
You and I are not men of dark skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015543
>Anon forgets or 'forgets' to board his windows.
>This happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIYiYCpPuRQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015544
>>14015557
Because I priorityze protecting smiles over petty things like money.

I may be homeless and broke, but I still have morals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015553
Seems like the kind of stupid/crazy/awesome antic shark-mermaid pirates or jocks would be up to. Either way, they are definitely drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015558
And Ibis harpies. Here in Florida, Ibis are always the last bit of wildlife to take shelter when a hurricane comes around.
>as the hurricane passes by your house, a shark girl jumps out of it, smashes through your window, and bodyslams you

[Anonymous No.]

>A sharkgirl will never trust you this much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52IpLCt6r4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx7s0bBFH8g

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015568
Then I'll force a monoeye into homelessness so she can be with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015553
Now I'm just imagining a guy sitting on the beach and then getting swept up in an aquatic tornado full of adrenaline junkie shark girls
>"HOLD ON TIGHT! WE'RE GOING FOR A RIIIIIDE!"

Would you or would you not fuck a shark girl in the middle of a sharknado?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015435

She wouldn't even need to put as much effort in holding you since her hair got rid of any resistance you had quickly. She'd pull you in closer and hug you close, enjoying the feeling of your body heat. Since she doesn't use that much hair to hold you she uses the rest of it to stroke against your body slowly, relaxing you more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015584
Not if I force you into being a Tanuki's officeboy first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015586
>putting your dick in something that spins at very high speeds
I'm not going to do that after seeing that guy who put his fleshlight in a blender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015586
A lot of adrenaline junkie surfers stay out on the beach to catch the best waves when hurricanes come by, so that's entirely possible. My dad did it once or twice.
And yes, I definitely would. The tricky part would be figuring out how to bone with nothing but high-speed winds holding you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015592
Oh no I'll have a job that involving eating out a rich woman, how awful. At least you can whore yourself out behind the truck stop with your monoeyed pal.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that a Tanuki will do ANYTHING for money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015565
>one mono-eye is yan for you, the other doesn't care

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015601
No, you'll have a job that involves bringing her coffee every two hours and carry paperwork around all day. She's married.

Now fuck off, slaveboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015611
That's not bad. At least I'll have a job.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want a monstergirl to smooth-talk you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015596
You know those carnival rides that spin super fast and stick you to the wall? Think that but replace the sticking to a wall bit with being stuck balls deep in a Shark mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015615
Meanwhile I'll be getting a generous sum for offering you to be her little wageslave. I'll invest it in a Monoeye Protection Association and invite all the ex-paladins in town to form an Anti-bullyfag Taskforce, backed by the monster government that approves of MG protection.

Meanwhile, you'll be getting 5 cents a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
Yes. I would be in her bed within hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
how would a MG do it?
are they good at it?
are some better then others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625

Depends on who the MG is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
"Hey, kid in the hood. How'd you like to be my little red riding rocket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
Yes.
I want a Hellhound delinquent to pin me against a wall after class and flirt with me.
What's the term? "Kabe-Don" or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015627
That sounds entirely terrifying but awesome. I'd try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015606
Probably.

NTR Stories involving Tanuki Whores gettin' paid behind their husband's backs when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015635
Cicada block?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015607
Fuck the yandere side and the kuudere side will fall for you in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015611

Y'know, on an unrelated note, this puts an interesting thought in my head.

Tanukis engaged in Old-Timey Union Busting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015628
That's blatantly illegal. Some of us live in countries with laws against this, debty boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
Dirty talk is my fetish, so yes. Yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
That kid's going to need an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015646
>Suddenly something's illegal in MGC
lol
You shouldn't be browsing 4chan during work, boy. You might lose your daily coin to buy some candy so you won't starve off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015652
I like her claws all the better to hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
Sure. There are only a few MGs that I wouldn't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015635
You got that right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015606
Not everything. You'd have to offer her a Klondike Bar if you want her to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015652
It's not a monster! It's a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015654
What a waste of a nice design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015654
>less made cover art for that story

that story made me want to try Wonderland, if even just a tiny bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015669
Love him or hate him at least Bob is one of the more consistent writefaggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015657
I'm sure she'll pay me well. Or I can just become a prostitute on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015673
His dialogue and tastes are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015625
>Psst.
>Hey kid...
>Wanna /ss/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015652
Abyssals a best and kancolles a shit game for not letting you side with them.

>>14015625
I want nerd bird or a tanuki to ineffectively try to seduce me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015679
>PRW is still kill
I want to see more shenanigans with the blind shota and his possessive Hellhound waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015679
I need an adult

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp

I wrote some demon based on that greentext some anon wrote last thread.

TRIGGER WARNING: It has no smut whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015686
LOOK AT DEM CANNONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689
>Losensis
I thought you were dead.

Like the dead for many years variety of dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689
>TRIGGER WARNING

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689
>Losenis
I know you! You're the guy who wrote that story about a cute succubus in winter, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015686
http://images.wikia.com/kancolle/images/3/32/Air_Defence_Hime_Intro.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015652
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015686
>I want nerd bird or a tanuki to ineffectively try to seduce me!
Would you go out with them anyway to make them feel better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015697
hi
been writing my own things

>>14015699
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689
>TRIGGER WARNING
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015663
>back in my day, we made up "what would you do for a klondike bar" stories in high school and got detention.

to be fair, most of them involved handjobs, rimjobs, or putting things in someone's butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015707
Of course, because their ineffective seduction techniques mean they're pure at heart and honestly mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015675
I dunno, his dialogue has gotten a lot better with his recent stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689
I want my Demon to come in red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015700
>Just some "EEEEHHH niptalk niptalk" intro
>Not "Come closer and I'LL BLOW YOU OUT OF THE SKY!"
She lacks impact.

>Had to solve EIGHT (8) captchas in a row
Fuck off google.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be most likely to TAKE THE BELT FROM JOHN CENA, THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY, AT THIS WEEKEND'S WWE SUPERSLAM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015723
What if she's just good at pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015741
A loli. Because of all of his work with kids, I doubt he could lay a hand on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015741
None of them I guess. Cena always wins.

BBRRRRRRR A BLOO BLOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015739
>She more than makes up for it with 333 FUCKING ARMOR I'm willing to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015743
well I guess I just fell for it hook line and sinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015752
accidental greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015741

A Baphomet. Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015752
>>14015756
Well is she a GIANT INTERCONTINENTAL ELECTROMAGNETIC RAILGUN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015741

genderswap zombie chris benoit

or one of his kids, I guess

wrestling is stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689
Aww, that was sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015761
I want a baphomet to practice submission holds on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015762
That shoots planes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015767
http://imgur.com/a/lwimK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015763

Hey. Stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your waifu do if you were rightfully locked up for past criminal records from back in the days where you hadn't met each other yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015767
For some reason I thought that meant she would grapple and force you into being on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015784
All you had to do was not reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015786
>missionary leg lock
ALL MY YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015763
>>14015741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv6V-gFGv-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015781
something appears a bit off, but not bad!

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm watching episode 6 of EMG right now, and boy, I didn't not get the impression from the manga that the film director was so comically short.
Also, Suu's adorable as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015642
No, It's 1 on pic related.
Though I wouldn't mind her getting over excited and cicada blocking me before awkwardly flirting.
Awkward Thugderes are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015785
Try my best to defend her. Reenact Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. It still hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

So is it just me or do Demons enable cliched Faustian bargains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015741
Never has a guest star been more based than Jon Stewart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015791

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UhDboifvvx

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015785
She's a Grapesnake, we'd be outcasts together or something.

>>14015810
Goddammit.
That and the refugees arc, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015785

She leaves me because it reveals to her that I'm actually a horrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015798
Not him, he's the drawfag from vg, he posted it one or two threads ago aside with image related

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015785
Let me serve m time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015635
>"Hey hot stuff, you want to ditch this lame party? Come back to my place?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015830
Will there be pizza and videogames?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015825
>pat her
With what? My dick?
Do i just flop it against her face for a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015830
>a fit red oni and blue oni will never work together to flirt with you and try to take you home

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls do you think celebrities would be in relationships with if they existed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015830
Who is this woman? Why am I at a party?

I want to go home and sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015741
No one, because you see in order to defeat John Cena you must first be Seth Rollins and you must be in a title match. For you see Seth Rollins in a Title match has an amazing Anti Loss Probability field, in which any time he is about to lose, something happens that makes him retain the title

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015721
And to think, if it were a monstergirl high school the teacher would just offer to make those a reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015841
I want a Blue Oni to snowball sake into my mouth as her Red Oni partner lays down and lets me dry hump her swole abdominals before they take turns destroying my pelvis until morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Matangoes are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you will never be employed by older, harsh and sharp-tongued Tanuki who appreciates and rewards hard work and would never ask you to do something she couldn't do herself, because she herself started on the bottom-rung, just like you, and knows how bad your job can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015781
I want to make cream-filled sabbath scouts.
I want to watch one accept her merit badges while beads of semen come tricking down her leg.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you consider her a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015858
Is the tale of how she worked her way to the top the story of one tanuki's hard work, perserverance, vision, determination and sweat. But mostly her sweat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015830

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have that Tio greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015868
Very good.

Very good indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015876
Which one?
I think I know what you're talking about, but I feel like asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015869
Can I get the sauce on this? Reverse image search doesn't turn up the uncensored one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015876
Didn't Hound write smut about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015869
What is her character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015635
>End of the school day in MGC High
>Hellhound pins you against your locker
>"Hey, squir- uh, Anon. You're gonna come with me, right? I mean, do you want to go somewhere tonight?"
>You ask her if she's talking about a date
>She looks down at you in silence for a few moments, face unreadable
>"Hey, I don't care that much. If you want, I guess. I won't mind if you say no."
>You tell her you'd love to, and wrap your hand around the paw not pressed against the metal locker behind you
>She blushes furiously, and you hear a hissing sound
>Her claws are starting to melt through the metal of the locker door
>"We should probably go now," you say to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015879
All of the ones you have.
But seriously, it's probably the one you are thinking of, if it involves Tio under a full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015869
I have no clue what she's from.
>>14015876
>filename search
Fuck off, you're the one that shitposted with the Tio greentests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015888
Tio under a full moon, huh?
My memory seems to be failing me. Why don't you describe it in detail Because I know what you're asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015882
He wrote some about Polt, as did I. But that's because I have a thing for MGs that have pubic hair that's like a cushion ala Zohan. More padding for the humping

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015873

Though she sits in the big chair in the head office now, you'd be quite surprised to know you started out as a lowly track worker, living out the back of an old work-train, sleeping on some shitty old cot and hammering spikes all day for days upon weeks upon months on end.

Under a hot sun.

In a white t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015879
>>14015897
Don't engage him, he's the same guy that wrote the thing you're thinking of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015881
>>14015884
>>14015894

Rance 03
The Eternal Demon Lord Gele

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015902
I know. And I want him to admit his crimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015903
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015903
Why does she look like the ultimate computer virus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015898
>Wanting to hit the hay when you come home from a tiring as fuck day of work makes you a pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015898
Heh, Nayaa drew that among many other things for the /a/ MonMusu threads. I have like, 5 deliveries from that guy in the /v/ drawthreads.
>>14015909
He already did, now he's being an attentionwhore like the cocksmoker he is.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13978485/#13984749

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015900

>know you.

Goddammit, that's supposed to be 'she'. I need less beer.

Or more beer.

I don't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015913
Canid MGs have amazing sex drives. Not satisfying your lady is a crime, faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015921
>The mysteriously based artist is named Nayaa
Finally, a name

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015898
Shit. Can you imagine that? In the monster girl world, most businesses have a massive amount of people not working every 29 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015781
Baphomets?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be enough of a loser to fail a Demon summoning?
Rairai is so based, love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015926
>29 days
It's not February every month, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015923
Should've thought twice before coming after a guy who loves sleeping more than anything, faglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015929
>Based

Yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015932
>Not wanting to fall asleep with Polt hugging you, shining with after glow

Anon, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015929
>being enough of a loser to summon a demon

FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015932
If you like sleep so much then why'd you get married in the first place?
Better yet, why'd you even get a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015936
I'm just fucking tired, alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015928
>A loli that makes you love lolis more
Step aside inferior MGs, this is our true savior

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015936
Just ignore him anon. It's pretty clear he's a cuck who doesn't care if a girl he's involved with gets some elsewhere; so long as he gets his naps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015931
Full moons happen every 29-30 days. I was just rounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015910
>>14015912
Rance 03 also has a unicorn/centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015947
Oh. Sorry. My bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015945

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015939
>why'd you get married in the first place?
If only Monstergirls got the picture and stopped persisting this easily...

>why'd you even get a job?
Because there ain't no rest for the wicked.
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed.
And ain't nothing in this world for free.
No, I can't slow down, I can't hold back
Though you know, I wish I could.
No, there ain't no rest for the wicked.
Until we close our eyes for good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015938
It's okay, he gets a demon dick, NTR's the demon king's wife away from him, then kills the demon king and takes his throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015956
Wrong doujin anon.

This is the one where the Now-Loli Demon settles in to his place and becomes his cute housewife after he impregnates her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015952
All colors deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015950
Eh. I'd rather have the emo demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015830
I'd probably blush a lot and insist she was talking to someone else until she broke me down with flirting.
Then comes the rough sex and the cuddling afterwards.
Also O-ring bikinis on big breasted girls is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015956
Vincent pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015956
Wrong one brohan.
http://exhentai.org/g/744046/475f111b96/

[Anonymous No.]

Give her the B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015898
>>14015923
>>14015936
Who drew these?
They're cute and I need to know where to find more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015968
You gonna keep pushing this same fucking line every goddamn thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015945

That boring bore needs to crawl back to her play-pen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015970
Nayaa is his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015971
Not him, but the fuck you think? You know how long Hostaurus breastfeeding guy has been at it? Does anyone talk about that anymore when holsts come up? Fucking dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

How strong would one have to be to lift the heaviest monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015968

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015982

Wouldn't that be a Sandworm? That would be quite the feat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015958
>>14015967
Fuck man, these things all blend together lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015741
A Luchador one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015958
>>14015967
He wasn't wrong about the demon dick at least.
That seems like a requirement for loli MGs.
Gotta have the equipment to give 'em a good stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015967
http://exhentai.org/s/261a8a605b/817917-29

Exterminate Snuffcubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015989
Is it time for wrasslin monstergirls?
Wrestling with monstergirls would probably be a hell of a lot of fun. Good workout too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015989
>those tits
>that midsection
>those hips
>those thighs
>them dick sucking lips

expand DONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015838
Huh. Made me think of training a Kobold. You could just whip your dick out and rest it on the tip of her nose, telling her not to touch it until you say so, and see how long she lasts.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any good MG threesome stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016003
Quicksilvers Hellpups, and Averages Mordor stories feature threesomes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016009
>Averages Mordor
What that ever finished? What happened to Funbags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016009
Quicksilvers Kiki story does, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016012
>What that ever finished?
I think it's still a work in progress.
>What happened to Funbags?
I don't remember. But I wouldn't mind seeing Average's take on oppai loli stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

A tanuki would make it so that your accounts are frozen and your assets seized, if you have any, in order to make you completely monetarily dependent on her. She's have you watched 24/7 so you get no ideas about escaping. She'd do the same to friends and family member to get you to comply.

Is this okay?

Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015968
Why are kejourous such fucking sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016023
well shit I hate being a burden on others so I guess just sacrifice myself to keep their money safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016023
I love yanderes, so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016026
They're prostitutes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016023
Jokes on her. I have nothing to my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015968
I demand ponytail Kejourou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016023

[GAS HER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016023
I'd find humorous that a Tanuki would go out of her way to a boring wage slave like me in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016038
That does sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016001
>>14015997

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016050
What dies that image have to do with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016050
Just made this? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016056
It's the origin of this thread's version of Los Tiburon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015635
>>14015642
>>14015808

[Anonymous No.]

How does Bianca sound for a good Yeti name?

I'm getting tired of using a placeholder while I write this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016050
Maaaan...

I wanna play D&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016058
Nah. Already existed. Just added the drawing to the original screencap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
You, I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
IT'S PERFECT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016067
Sounds too freestyle to be D&D. Probably Pathfinder, since /tg/ loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
>you will never fall asleep on a Hellhounds abs
Good work by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016076
Pathfinder is more freestyle than DnD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
Oh god it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
[x] Stinkmeaner Flying Kick
[x] Use hellhound whistle
[x] Elbow Drop while she covers her ears
[x] Pyramid Hold until unconsciousness
[x] Free one more day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016076
I've played D&D before. You'd be amazed how freestyle it can get when you've got a good DM.
The best DMs are the ones who don't stick to the basic rules like glue, but also don't tolerate special snowflake mary sue character bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016069
>added the drawing

Yes, that is what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of adhesive is used on those metal nipple pasty things Hellhounds and Apophi have?
...not all of them will have them on of course, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014637
Sounds like a good idea. Added to my possible list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
>"H-hey anon."
>"It's the f-f-full moon tonight."
>"Wanna hang out at my place?"
Would you accept an excitable Thugdere Hellhound's invitation to hang out with her on the full moon?
There is a 99% chance it'll lead to rough handholding sex with tongue kissing followed by cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016083
It all depends on what the DM allows, but I think Pathfinder is easier to follow and more flexible, but it's as >>14016091 says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016099
Oh shit, it's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016101
Tell her I don't mix with inferi scum and go blueberry picking with troll and oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016101
I nervously consent to her lewd debauchery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
>That tail waggling and apparent effort to stay in position despite the strain.
I could kick her in the groin, but I won't.

>>14016101
>>"Wanna hang out at my place?"
>Hellhound
>During Full Moon.
>Actually asking like a civilized person and not just raping you.
I'd love to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016063

Look up female Nepalese/Tibetan names. Find the cutest. Use that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016023
>Tanuki goes out of her way to improve my life
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016119
>dog on a leash
>improved

Takes all types I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016101
Hell no she's lucky she dosent get a good purging during a full moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016118
I did, and I thought it was. I just wanted to know what other people might think of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016134
Paladin-kun pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016097
Starts with M and ends in A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016023
She can leave my family out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016026
They are literally prostitute demons, outside of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016134
Don't be a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016101
No thanks, femdom isn't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015984

What are you doing with those brushes? I mean the other B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016134
>hurr I purge u!
Paladin RP'ers are retarded, she's even asking for the dudes consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016153
M-my butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016142
Impossible, they're a bargaining chip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016153
>the other B

Bra? Brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016099
lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016158
Then I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016153
Bautista? Boomerang? Benis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016154
>Asking for a mans consent during a full moon
yeah cuz im really stupid enough to fall for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016169
How would you wrest yourself away and save your family/friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016076
>>14016091
Can you play Pathfinder or D&D online?
I'm too scared to ask my friends to play D&D because I don't think any of us have ever played it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016154
>implying that's anything but thread "canon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016153
I am doing to hand brush every strand of her hair, fingertips stroking her scalp until she pays for her service, waiting another two weeks until we meet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016173
Make her hate me forever and release me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016175
Pretty sure /tg/ has threads to discuss game they are playing online and to find other people to play with.

You should check them out if you're really interested.
You don't even need the other boards.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your favorite species of monster girl attempt to woo someone over?

Excluding scenarios that involve rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016175
That's fine anon, we all start somewhere. My first playthroughs were clunky, but hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187
Reverse reverse rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013719
Is that frikadeller?

[Anonymous No.]

>All this tabletop talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187
See >>14016062

>>14016196
What the fuck is frikadeller? That's Eggo toaster waffles and microwave chicken nuggets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187
Learn all she can about him, then impress him with all the thing she knows or just fly off him him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016199
Nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016199
I know fuck-all about tabletop stuff, but I kinda find it interesting. Makes me wish Average would do more of that Pathfinder Familiar thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016199
He should just cast fist works for me every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187
>Mantis/Kunoichi

I don't know, maybe they'd show off their skills? Or maybe hunt a rare monster or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016199
God that doujin was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187
Well, the consensus seems to be "take me financially hostage", but I'm sure they'd be more normal about it.
Maybe just a nice dinner or going out drinking. Sure, the drink might be spiked by a little something extra they bought for the occasion, but it's all in the name of fun. Good, healthy, sweaty, bouncy fun.
And if her tail happened to accidentally brush my face a few times during the night, then that's also all well, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016185
And just how do you plan to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187
Unfettering servitude and kind words/actions of affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016210
>Anything Yuuki Ray.
>Shit.
Fight me irl, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016186
I looked at /tg/ and I couldn't find anything. Guess I'll check some time later

[Anonymous No.]

How do you want to be taken? I want my waifu to chase me down slowly yet deliberately. I want her to make me run without me ever actually being able to see her. Then, once I've ran myself into a corner and my back is to the wall, I want her to suddenly bust through the wall my back is up against, grab me, and pull me back through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016215
Act like I always do, but more annoying. Be awful at sex, sleep on the couch, have bad hygiene, talk shit about her behind her back and bang the maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187
>Anubis
I have several thoughts. The first is simple. A sculpture in honor of the person of their affections.

Alternatively, using their rigid and highly scheduled nature to monitor and record that person's own schedule, however loose or rigid it may be. From there, could go one of two ways.
First, very romantic, using their knowledge to nonchalantly meet up, spend time with them; a somewhat classic, if practiced, courtship.
The other route is just straight-up stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016210
Not it certainly was not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016199
I still have those pathfinder race stats for monsters
Maybe we should make more

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016062
Oh god, it's so good.

>>14016187
Magic, probably. Or deliver a love letter she wrote while her soul was temporarily placed back in her body for maximum love transfer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016230
Oh It certainly was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016230
>being wrong
I mean, it's a free country I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016227
Train molestation.

A run through the woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016227
Assault me during her mating season and telling me I deserve this before riding me until she's satisfied.

Or being in a filmed gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016227
I want to take, not be taken...
But if I had to choose I would like to be jumped when I'm already on bed waiting for her and have her pin me down with her entire body while she rubs her entire oiled body against me and whispers into my ear sweet nothings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016236
>>14016237
What was so wrong about ya shit flingers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016199
Is he a manlet or is she just fuckhuge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016243
>What was so wrong about ya shit flingers?

What were you even trying to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016244
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016228
>band the maids

Yep, that'd do it. Congratulations on your kiki harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016244
In that case, it was probably both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016252
I forgot "it" between about and ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016244
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016244
Why are tall women so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689
Just finished reading it, it was actually really nice. I hope you do more like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016260
Do I have to say it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016019
>>14016012

Barring me moving my sister again I should be able to do it Sunday.

It will be Funbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016269
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016255
That's the plan, that rich nook wont be getting any action while her maids and other help will be having a dick buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016260
Because they are more fun to dominate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016276
But they're better for dominating me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016276
>dominating females
>in /mgt/

I think you have the wrong place anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016227
Something like that scene between Monet and Luffy, when she hugs him. Alternatively

>raises skirt
>"Fuck me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016279
I feel insulted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016261
I wrote other things in the same pastebin account, though those were written long ago so they might be mediocre in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015898
>>14015923
We need some Polt pregnant with a litter and then giving her teething pups a bone she buried in the back yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016276
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016286
Insulted for what? It's true anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016279
bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016286
>>14016296
He tried to gain replies early on in th thread with blatant bait, so why reply now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016296
Not bait if it's true, every single time it's brought up it starts a shitstorm.

Nothing wrong with the fetish, just doesn't seem to belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016279
>baby's first bait
Aw, that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016276
I prefer smaller, you can pick up ez pz like a little love pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016275
>hfw you become successful and wealthy in your own right, and she can't get at you again
>yfw she goes so far as to show up at your door in a maid outfit, begging to serve

Your decision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016301
Holy shit fuck off already, we can tell who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015689

It was awkwardly formatted, the sentence structure made have to double-take at times, and all and all I only made it halfway through before giving up.

I'm just here to give some balance to those ass-pats. I'm not going to waste a full-blown critique on something obviously done for a little harmless fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016301
Really, everything starts a shitstorm in /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016227
I want her to chase me down day after day, pin me to a wall, and press herself insanely close against me, and then leave without doing anything. I want this to go on for months and months until I finally reach the breaking point and ask her why she keeps hunting me down every day and doesn't have her way with me.
I want her to get really close, and whisper into my ear "I wanted you to want me to have my way with you." and then tuck a note into my shirt that reads "Leave your window open tonight if you want me."
Hell yes I'd leave my window open.
She's a Hellhound by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016307
That depends, did she lose her job? Then I take her in. Otherwise, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016301
>someone post the list

Fuck the list, maledom is as much part of the threads as femdon, whine all you want, we're not moving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016316
Wow this sounds exactly like what yurifags say all the time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016316
Anon, why are replying to yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016313
No, she realized she was wrong and her wealth means nothing to her without you in her life, and would give it all up just to be near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016187

>Kejourou

In addition to praise, being affectionate, devoted, etc, Using their hair to get someone eventually addicted to how it feels/smells by having it brush against them when they walk by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016309
I'd appreciate it greatly if you could give me a few examples so I can see what could use improvement, not only on that one but in things I write in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016227
Im a simple guy, i just want her to say that she'll fill the void in my heart, and prove them through actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016316
And then futa gets brought up and it becomes a whole ordeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016321
She can keep her wealth, all that matters is that she learned her lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016317
>>14016320
>>14016326
He's been trying to do the same the whole night, just report the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016317
You have overplayed your hand. Good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016317
Well the difference between maledomfags and yurifags is that one is a fetish that gets shit on all the time and the other is just funposting fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016317
Now this is bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016329
I would if I didn't get banned for doing that last time I did.
I wish there was a "trying to instigate a shitstorm" option for reports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016307
Bang the maid, but remind her that in my household she's low in the hierarchy and that I don't allow such conservative uniforms.
Then the next week I get to hear the head kiki scold her for failing to dust a bookshelf in only garters, high heels, and orifice plugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016326
Futa is more of a femdom thing, but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016329
You know you can get banned for reporting people who dont actually break the board rules now right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016335
>I would if I didn't get banned for doing that last time I did.
Not him, but that happened to me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016329
But only one of those is me, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016336
You.
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016336
>orifice plugs
Does that include a ball gag anon? It better include a ball gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>All these dreams of monstergirls
>Tfw if mgs were actually real, you'd probably just get kidnapped and raped by a low tier common monstergirl
>If anyone bothers kidnapping you at all

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu now has your job.

How does it go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016340
He's trying to instigate shitstorms, in any case mods will judge that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349

>yfw you get completely ignored by MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016348
Of course it includes a ball gag.
I wouldn't want her complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349
If MG became real I would just git gud and go rape my waifu into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016336
We need more monster girls as meidos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349
>Tfw if mgs were actually real, you'd probably just get kidnapped and raped by a low tier common monstergirl
Fuck yeah, I'd totally dig that. Werebats are the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
The closest thing I have to a job at current is helping my aunt with filing taxes.

An Anubis would probably be much, much, MUCH better at it than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
She strangles every kid in class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349
Joke's on you. I wouldn't mind being raped by a Werecat, werewolf, or various other common monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016340
>"You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls..."
Shitposting is against the rules, or,'trolling' if you will. This isn't /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
I'm a NEET, but I might have an IT job in the future. She'll be pretty good at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350

>Working as a courtesy clerk as a grocery store.

I hope she's ready for all that walking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349
Anon pls, don't need your pointless pessimism tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016340
Shitposting to deliberately cause arguments breaks the quality rule. Mods shouldn't be reporting for that.

>>14016332
Well, to be pedantic, they're both fetishes. It's just yuri is posted by falseflaggers so much more, because they know these threads hate it like Tumblr hates common sense, and will react to it the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
Her paws are too big to use a keyboard or handle cables and no, hugging the switches and NAS does not bring them back online it does not work that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016320
>>14016329
It honestly hurts my feelings you think I'm that faggot. I was a much better troll in my days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016362
Too bad, you get mice and bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016373
But what if it does work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016365
>>14016371
Somebody posting something you dont like =/= shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016371
>shouldn't be reporting
Meant to say "banning for reporting that". My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349
This is why I'd just go hang around a Shirohebi shrine or a Kitsune shrine, or even just snatch the first cute mousegirl I come across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016383
Online personals would probably be great for attracting monstergirls. Just put an ad up that says "I like (Insert monstergirl here)" And they'd be on you like white on rice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016377
Then she's the first monster to earn a Cisco CCNP certification and is hired by a Fortune 100 company to be sysadmin

Or she just overheats the servers with hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016378
There's 'posting something I don't like' and there's 'posting deliberately inflammatory comments for the sole purpose of getting people to react'. Guess which catagory >>14016279 falls under.

You seem really fucking stupid, so I'll tell you it's the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016383
I'd be drowning in micegirls and lizardas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
>applying for a programmer job
A dragon should do better than me.

[Anonymous No.]

How fast can a sahuagin swim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016378
Of course. But posting to invoke argument = shitposting

The problem comes when you realise that the people in these threads are so fucking sensitive that the line between the two is about as blurry as a myopic's vision after he's smeared Vaseline into his eyeballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016389
>Meet cute human boys in your area!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016401
>Wolfgirl awoos in your area, click now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016398
Faster than you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349

I'd probably be kidnapped and raped repeatedly, but none of them would ever actually take a liking to me and end up just dumping me in an alley somewhere when they were done with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016405
>>14016349
Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most evil thing you could do to your favorite MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016409

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016398
>>14016404
You don't need to swim faster than a sahuagin. Just faster than the slowest swimmer in the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016349
>implying they'd go after someone like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
shave her bare

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Torture her, mindbreak her, kill anyone she love, burn down libraries or archives,

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016389
Holy shit. OKCupid and shit would be really interesting

It'd have actual cupids and cheribs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Break her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Tell her I genuinely hate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016416
You are wise man, anon-kun. Still, I would let her get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Nothing, I want her to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Tell her that I regret ever meeting her and wish I could take it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016405
>One of the MGs to kidnap and rape you is one of your favorites
>She gives you looks of disgust as she dumps you in the alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016420
>Single Kakuen seeks fit man with high endurance.
>Single Dark Elf seeks long-term submissive partner. Must enjoy whips and bondage.
>Single Amazon seeks house husband for long-term relationship. Must be good with children and enjoy handholding.

I'd actually use dating sites if monstergirls were a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016432
I think it's hypothetical, Anon.
At least, I hope it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016435
It's not like there's only one of them anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016389

> "I like Ushi O-"
>You can't even finish typing it before one bursts through your wall with cookies and a BluRay of that show you love

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of sahuagin, a thought occurs, flying fishgirl when?

>minding your own business, enjoying the peace and quiet on your boat, you're almost dozing
>suddenly something knocks loudly against the wood of your craft
>then another knock, and another
>hundreds of them
>you look overboard and see a mass of loli flying fishgirls trying to dent the hull and get you within reach
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSIFfCmgibs
>some older looking ones actually make it atop and tackle you to the ground, slicing off your clothes with their fins and throwing you overboard
>end up with a harem of like 200 flying fishgirls and the odd mermaid

Yay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016444
>"Hey! I saw your ad."
>"I-I haven't even posted it"
>"Didn't stop me from seeing it. Wanna cuddle up and watch a movie?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016414
Sick of your mopeposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016443

Exactly. So as you despair another girl of the same kind finds you and tries to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
>a dragon is now a line cook
Well she doesn't have to worry about the grill not heating up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016439
>"What I’m doing with my life" question
>Well, I'm currently working as a librarian. I guess I'm just holding down a job while I pursue endless knowledge and find a cute guy who likes books to give me his cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016439
Same.

>Single male, open to multiples, no species bias except for Cait Sith (Have werecat potion).
>Average height, weight, and employed.
>Enjoys hand holding.

I'm almost curious to see what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016458
I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016444
>Lonely anon sits in his dark room, and decided to update hit proile of 37 views, all missclicks collected over a year of the profile's activity.
>He opens the info tab and updates it
>"Recently, I've realised I like Ushi-Oni. I just think their fuzzy patterns and ears are so cute. Matango are quite charming to..."
>He bites his lip, and frowns. Has he sunk low enough? His fingers hover over the keys.
>"Even Cait Sith."
>He hits the submit like a samurai buries steel into his gut
>He heard stories about the response from this website being insane, giving IP's to interested girls
>Some guy had a cheshire tackle him mid-dimension right after hitting submit
>Hope flares for a myopic instant
>And fizzles out as the minutes roll
>He sighs, taking another swig of his only partner for the night.
>Door unlocked, windows unlocked and some even open, he curls under his sheets and waits for sleep to take him out of yet another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016460
>open to multiples

You mean harems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016460

>Post your profile and preferences on the website, being pessimistic about if you'll even get anyone interested
>Get responses pretty quickly
>Too shy to reply back to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
>Selkie now bakes bread
At least the Fur will help her when she goes in the freezer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016465
More like lilaraune or sisters but ultimately yeah.
No more than three though, anything beyond that would be crazy.

Monogamy is fine too.

>>14016466
That is disturbingly accurate really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016463
Anon I think you might want to try some anti-depressants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016463
Cue loli nightmare visiting him while he sleeps and playing with him in his dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016476
>loli nightmare
ew. As it horsepussy wasn't enough, you want to force pedo horse pussy on the guy? Cruel, low blow dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016481
He's already sunk to cait sith level, so loli horse is probably better than he was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016463
This reminds when I first watched Rozen Maiden and was constantly waiting for a doll to bust through my window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016476
>Loli Nightmare
That sounds positively wonderful.

>>14016481
Get away with thy shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016466
You act like some monstergirls wouldn't track down your IP to ask you directly.

[Anonymous No.]

I love all monstergirls equally

But I can't spread that love to all monstergirls equally

So instead of love I will become a wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016476
>loli nightmare
Hnnngh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016491

What will you do as a Wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016485
>so loli horse is probably better than he was expecting.
Arguable, but he did sink pretty low.

And seriously, giving him nightmare is cruel as fuck.
>Have dreams you're loved
>Meet the woman of your 'dreams'
>Have a blast
>Things turn romantic
>You would give anything for this moment to be real
>Wake up
>The fading, imagined warmth from the other side of your bed seems to mock you laughingly, your hopes bleeding into the day like the heat of the sheets
>You knew it wasn't real, but it's nice to pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016488

Well I would say that I just wouldn't answer the door but I do have work to go to eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016498
>Not having him wake up to shy, blushing nightmare loli who asks if he wants to play with her for real, clutching the hem of her ragged robes in fear/eagerness at his answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016498
But that's not entirely right anon. Because one of these days, the warmth won't fade, and he'll find himself with an adorable little Nightmare curled up against him; and he'll know that she's the very same woman of his dreams.

>>14016502
I said I'd write something like this. One of these days...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016493
Grow a great beard, groom it to perfection, then mess with monstergirls.

Arouse monstergirls, then teleport away instead of giving them what they want.

I'm sure I'll of more stuff when the time comes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016498

That hit too fucking close to home for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016463
This is how it would actually happen for most of us. It makes me glad that monstergirls don't exist because having that happen really would destroy me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Guys profess daily love and admiration for Monster Girls
>Wouldn't even try and go out to try and meet some if they were found to be real
This, more than anything, is just sad. Pathetic sad.

I want to say "Beta", but to go off on a tangent here, why is "Beta" used as an insult? In pack mentality, a Beta is secondary to the Alpha, but that still puts him ahead of everyone else in the pack. Wouldn't "Omega" or some shit be a better insult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016511
I'm sure you can get something like a monoeye or devil bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016516
It's the 4chan version of the word.

Something that has been bastardized like the word "meme."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016502
>He blinks the girl's form twisting and shifting
>His cheeks grow wet, the girl's sad smile the last he sees before her image blurs.
>He wipes the tears away with his finger, but she's already gone
>He opens his eyes, his cheeks are still wet. there's a web of razorwire snug around his heart, each beat cutting into him deeper as he lay motionless in bed, on his side and staring at the wall
>He can still taste the remnants of her chaste kiss on his lips
>Soon, that too fades
>He makes it a point to not read up on tulpas and the like while drunk before bed
No happy end for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016528
>tulpas
Out with you! OUT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016516

It would be surreal for me for someone to express an actual interest in me after being used to being just a friendly acquaintance to women I know.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick anon! Your monstergirl waifu becomes real but you can't keep living in this same era anymore. You can choose any other period of history and she can blend herself with her environment thanks to mamonomana, which era would you pick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016533
When there's nothing for you outside, sometimes a desperate man will turn inwards. What he finds there is seldom pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016542
The 90's. It's shit but I can use my future knowledge to help myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016538
No pity party for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016542
8th century.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016542
The next era after this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
>Gazer studies deep sea squids

Oh, this is so not like my hentais

It's not like she'll be bullied by her Kraken and Scylla coworkers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016542
Must it be historical? We can't like, leap 200 years into the future?

Well, I guess...Ancient Egypt? Not just because of it being her home, but because the more I study it, the more that general era, around 3000-ish BC, doesn't sound so bad. Hell, evidence exists that they even had plumbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016542
Medieval England, become a god after having 'tamed' a real Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016563
Your job sounds pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016498
Jokes on you. I don't have dreams that I recall. Not even emotions from them.

I just collapse and wake up the next morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016576
Same, It's pretty weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016576
I remember most of my dreams. I forget about 5 minutes after being awake though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016570
Ancient India had a huuuuuge sewer system. It was in the place near Hamarappa, or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016570
Even if that were true, you do understand it wouldn't be anywhere near as hygienic as our system, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016542
She can polymorph and blend herself in *now*, why am I time traveling Doc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016583
Now they just shit on the street.

Amazing how far a civilization can fall when humans are in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

Look guys! I caught a fai-

Woops~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016600
Yes, but I figure it's better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016611
;_;

anon why

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016611
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016605
Caste systems and a lack of education are a bitch.

Mg's would point out that all men are equally likely to be sexed.

No dumb bimbo man sluts allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016611
I used to do this to bugs all the time as a kid. And burn them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016611
Eh, they're like fanservicey flies anyway.
finding husks of fairies caught in spiderwebs is a nightmarish concept though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016611
1/10 trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016611
This is only okay if she's evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016619
>No dumb bimbo sluts allowed

But succubi are meant to be the most common monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016626
Even then it's too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016626

Yeah gotta watch out for those! Now hurry up and awaken those crystals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016629
First day on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016626
>crushing an evil fairy to death in your hands
I'm a little horny now. I think I have issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Reverse scale
I have no regrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016630
Never played this, just know she's a liar, what did she want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Mail her phylactery to the other side of the planet.
Tell her I'd like her better if she had a pulse.
Complain that none of her books have pictures outside of those dumb symbols and boring diagrams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Take anti venom pills to ween myself off her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016632
I just have standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016637

Basically awakening all the crystals in multiple alternate worlds helps set free Ourouboros who destroys and eats said worlds. The fairy herself gets devoured by Ouroboros in return for helping him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Torture her and lower her self esteem until she loses all sense of self esteem, becoming a husk of her old self with no drive drive to live, then taking away her ability to take her own life and keep torturing her until she breaks completely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016644
Anon why? The poor girl's gone and curled up in a corner, bawling her eyes out...and that was her favorite childhood teddy bear too. You monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016633
>>crushing a fairy to death in your hands
>There's something like it on Gelbooru.
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016653
What a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016668

Yeah. Have an actually nice fairy instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016675
I'd love to see her with her hair down.

Am I alone in feeling the urge to hug her?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. What if our waifus are reading this thread right now and laughing behind our backs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016652
I don't enjoy things like that either, just saying there is so much worse out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Leave her undicked for a month or two.
She's a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016680
Tiki's not just for hugging. She's for dunking in grog and then sucking clean.

>>14016685
Pessimism Anon I've had it up to here with your shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016685
My waifu is not a 3DPD shit so that's impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016685
They wouldn't laugh if they were really our waifus.
Unless one of us is into that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys you inspired me so much with avoiding fishing for sympathy, I made this for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016685

Then I say we read /hbt/ and laugh behind their backs at the dumb stuff they post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016690
>not undicked, unmilked and telling her you like flat chests while refusing any contact with her tits and complimenting the cockatrices on their small ones

Amateur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016701
>Everything there is "Why do our husbandos shitpost instead of fucking and cuddling with us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016685
She probably hates if she she is, considering what I post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016702
Sorry I'm not a complete asshole towards my supposed favorite species like you. Dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016699
intriguing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016702
I'd fail that in an instant.

Sorry, boobs man. Hypnotizes me easy.

Escpecially when they slightly sway when the boobs holder takes a casual stroll

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016657
>implying my lich waifu is a loli

I'd rather a voluptuous undead kuudere sorceress, who would see such attempts at annoying her as childish distractions. She'd show no signs of anger towards all this but the experiments would suddenly involve things I'm not comfortable doing.

Jokes on her though, her soul is now in Australia.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people on this thread, right now, who would torture an evil fairy like this one.
Elaborate on how would you do such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016685
Only one of them would be mad because I hardly post about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016710
Don't get mad at me because you suck at evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016715
I'd show her ow her actions have harmed others and make her realize how much pain she has caused

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016713
I never said she was a loli, or even implied it.

Is a woman not allowed to hold onto a token of her childhood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016715
Torture, no. Kill, without blinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016718
No you just have you concept of concentrated anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016690
That isn't mean, that's stupid.
It results in a rapist or yandere Holstaur, which depending on your preferences may or may not be a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016715
>condoms

Why is evil so easy? We really are the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016720
She's evil, Anon, not a a well-intentioned extremist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016732
Then I either lock her up or just kill her quickly and painlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016729
I have no idea what you just said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016730
>which depending on your preferences may or may not be a good thing.
Exactly, like I said I can't be mean to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016715

Define evil. I can't punish without knowing the crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016740
Dammit computer. What I meant to say was.
No, you just have no concept of concentrated anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016730
I'm up for some forced breastfeeding in tandem with snusnu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016742
She tried to NTR all of the monster girls away from her husbands to keep them to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016746
I smiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016715
I would hold her tight until she promised to be a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, what does Kejourou milk taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016723
Ah I get you. Actually, that's a cute thought right there. Also a good idea, no-one would think of destroying a teddy bear when fighting a lich.
>adventurer tries to slay a lich
>knowing her weakness, he grabs the expensive looking crystal on an important looking altar
>gives off a cheesy one liner at her and smashes it
>nothing happens
>lich just looks up from her research for a second and immediately goes back to reading her book
>unknown to him, the lich placed her soul into something else
>the innocuous looking teddy sitting on her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016751
That's dickish, but a good ass whooping would solve that problem. You want evil, say something like she threw a litter of newborn kobolds into a river.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016755
Silky like an Arachnes, yet the taste doesn't linger like the latters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016755
Herpes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016757
>>lich just looks up from her research for a second and immediately goes back to reading her book
>not even bothering to fight the adventurers that come to attack her
Very kuu and extremely cute. I bet she's seen it a million times and just got numb to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016759
I would fucking hire a torture expert for that.

Something that keeps her in a constant state of pain but doesn't let her die.

[Anonymous No.]

So if Monster Girls can smell loneliness what does loneliness smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015929
He sure is. Delicious, soft lolis galore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016766
Rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016766
Empty rooms where you used to play with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016766
Stale virgin cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016766
Old semen, dust, and instant noodle and beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016759
But Kobolds are shit. They're for guys who want a pet instead of a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016785
1/10 is the best I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016750
>being forced to suck her tits while she fucking pounds you into the bed
Shouldn't want, but dammit I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016792
>my opinion is bait
Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016803
>only this type of person can like this girl
>not bait

Yeah, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016803

You opinion is scored at 1/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016715
Fill the condoms, put them over her head like a plastic bag, and watch her thrash around while the spunk glazes her face. If she was extra evil, push down on her diaphragm while she's struggling. Rinse and repeat until she learns her lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016785
They're the margarine of wolfus
They're the diet coke of wolfus - just one calorie, not wan enough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016809
Diabolical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016809
>Not fucking another woman in front of her and making her lick off any left-over jizz.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know we had bona fide sadists here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016797
>tfw no pent up, sexually frustrated CC Holstaur will force you to drink from her in a crowded train car

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016809
This, but I'd just ensure she drowned in the cum. I'm not sure if a monstergirl would feel this is a good way to die or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016814
Where have you been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016815
>you will never strap on your holst daughter to a baby carrier and fire her milk at other dads in a daughteru super soaker tits war
>your wives will never stare blankly at you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016817
Fucking your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016823
I'm curious. Wouldn't it be logical for a man to show disgust towards Holstaur milk that isn't his waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016812
Good idea.
I fuck someone else with the condom on as she's watching, and let its contents drip all over her while she gets to savor someone else's love juices

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016825
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016827
Only is she's married. Those tits have been caked in cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>You have yet to be breastfed by a Minotauress

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016815
>running late for work
>jump on the train, its crowded but at least you might make it on time
>look around you are the doors close
>make eye contact with a holst in a business suit
>she's scowling at you
>you've never seen a pissed off holstaur before, but you don't like the look of this
>the train starts moving, and you keep looking around nervously, trying to ignore the furious gaze directed at you
>keep glancing her way to see if she's still staring
>she's fidgeting in her seat, and grinding her teeth
>have you done something to anger her?
>she's trembling a little now, and breathing heavily
>perhaps you should move to the next carr-
>"FUCK IT!"
>huh?
>she slams you against the window and rips open her top, forcing a nipple into your mouth
>you're confused, scared and kind of turned on
>she pins you to the window
>"SUCK OR I SWEAR TO HATHOR I'LL LET YOU SUFFOCATE!"
>you're terrified, but she's pressing against your face and you're running out of breath
>start sucking on her as she moans lewdly
>the other passengers are all trying to ignore this
>except for the monsters, they're all grinning at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016844
Mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora and
Hellhound are the best species.
No disagreements

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016847
I do agree with this, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016847

I don't really care for Hellhounds but Kikimoras are pretty alright

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a mad scientist that gene-splices monster genes together.

And I don't mean like a chimaera. I mean like splicing holst genes into a dragon to make a dragon that produces large amounts of dragonmilk.

Or splice Salamander genes into a kitsune to produce a kitsune with fluffy tails that are on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016844
That's how you get a nipple bitten off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016863
That's a bit on the rude side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016857
>>14016847
>Kikimora-hellhound crossbreed

what would that even be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016870
It would forcefuck you into being a better man,.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016870
Either a hellhound with feathery fur or a kikimorra with flaming feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016857
I want to spice a Kobold with a Hellhound just to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016867
That's karma, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016844
>Wearing red in MGC
>ever
Dumb motherfucker deserves everything that happens to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016876
Maybe you should of asked her nicely to stop before doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016878

>Red shirts in MGC being sold with a sign above them that says "For lonely humans."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016884
Call me crazy, but I don't think that would have worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016908
Maybe it would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016886
>Red shirts in MGC

You just made will o whisps cream their ghost panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016923

I appreciate that joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hi, we're your new homestays, we hope you take good care of us!"

what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016970
The seem nice enough for being toe hoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016970
But I live in a one bedroom apartment.

How is this going to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016970

Why would a mermaid come here? The nearest body of water is a half a days drive away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016970
Alright, but the mermaid is going to have to stay in the bathroom I don't shower in, and if the wolfgirl better not be eating meat straight out of the package seriously cook that shit first so I can have some too

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016970
>cute heavyset girls
I wish those fat activists would draw their "realistic versions" of fictional characters like this instead of morbidly obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atHn3wZSxSk
The Landwhales will never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016970

Does that wolf have hairy arms and legs?

I like fluffy paws, but human hairy is a big fucking no.

[Anonymous No.]

What can we do to stop further misogyny and to include more PoC into the monster girl fandom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017019
>Stop misogyny
>On 4chan
Even if tumblr hadn't caused any and all use of that term to be deemed pointless, I'd still laugh at you.

>PoC
What?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017019
What's a PoC?
Public Orgy Club?
Parka of Comfort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017023
Anon, no you're being baited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017019

You're right.

We need more colourful monsters. Not just the boring human shades of brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017026
What's that eel going to do to that young warrior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017027
Person of Color.
A term made to be inoffensive to other races and failing spectacularly because holy shit, they're calling them colored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017019
As a transbait, this offends me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017023
>>14017027


see, this is why /jp/ is a good board. these autists don't even know what PoC means.

Keep it that way, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016857
>Yeti and Alraune to make a cotten snare monster. If you get too close she grabs you and you are doomed to a lifetime of cuddles.
>Lich and large mouse to make a lab rat that makes all sorts of potions to help in the bedroom, which she only trusts herself to test them.
>Mad Hatter and merrow to make a monster made entirety of fashionable hats.
>A weresheep and a dormouse for a living coma.
>A salamander, a harpy, a mermaid, a gnome, and a cupid to make Captain Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017031
You really only get the weird-ass colors only with Slimes or Barometzes, otherwise it's the normal range plus blueberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017040
>Slime girl
>School swimsuit
>In the same picture
Fuck it, I guess I'm fapping tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016857

>Splice a weresheep and thunderbird
>End up with an energetic sheep whos wool makes anyone who touches it super energized and generate static electricity like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017036
>Look up PoC on UrbanDictionary
>"People of Color"
Now that's just ridiculous! We talk about brown, blue, green, and purple girls among plenty of others all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017042
Dark one-piece swimsuits are distilled love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017043
>Splice a Wyvern with a Wurm
>Wurms
>THAT CAN FLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017046
Wet, white one-piece suits on brown girls are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017044
What about pale monsters? I can't be the only one in the Ren Xiongmao fanclub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017052
>White one piece swimsuits on delicious brown girls
Man
Man
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017052
A man of fine taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016857

What would happen if you spliced and angel with a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017052
But anon, that's just the same contrast and albedo effect. You're just saying brown girls are better than pale ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017061
I mean really what were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017037
>A weresheep and a dormouse for a living coma.
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017065

Well shit.

What would be the ultimate insane combination?

I want to take science too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017061
You get a contract bound gaurdian angel to protect you from all future threats of rape. The downside is that ahe bums out on your couch and eats all your pudding pockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017070
Already been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017077

An albino Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017077
Oddly enough, that palette makes her rather appropriate to be a Byakko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017081
Lilimshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017081
Cheshire + Lilim.
If she wants you, she's gonna rape you and there's nowhere you can hide from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017070
Mindflayer/Shoggoth/Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017070
Demon
Succubus
Lilim
Hellhound
Cheshire

Preheat the oven to as close as you can to the temperature of Hell. Ask Hades or Charon about that
Make sure your oven is heated via Demonic Energy. It gives it a bit more flavour
Add in all the ingredients and stir the pot in a counter-clockwise fashion, then put in a teaspoon of Dark Matter
After that, pour the batter into a tin and put it in the over. It'll stay in there for roughly an hour. Roughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017091
I want to go adventuring with a pure, virtuous Paladin, only for her armor to melt away into bubbling flesh as she reveals herself as a Shoggoth and gently wraps her horrifying appendages tight around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017091
>>14017098

Mashing together a whole bunch of monsters is too easy, so lets say there's a two monster splicing limit. If you try more it'll just explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017104
Demon+Cheshire
Dare you sign a contract to enter her magical realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017104
Paladin + Demon Lord.
She'd lead a crusade to force everyone to hold hands and have gentle eyegazing handholding missionary sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017070
Matango
Lilim
Dark Matter
Parasitic Slime
Disregard insane abominations. Obtain organic world destroying self replicating bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017106

Demon lord isn't a species, and neither is paladin.

Dummkopf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017116
Both are well-defined groups and I can easily pick an individual from both to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017104
Dark matter + Nurenago

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017121

Demon lord is a rank, not a species. The current one is a succubus so you're just splicing succubus genes.

And paladin is also a rank. And human. Humans are not monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017099
I want to go an an adventure with a tomboyish paladin only for her to be forced to drink holstaur milk and then get double teamed by the holst and new paladin holst!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017131
That's all completely irrelevant since I can take a Demon Lord and a Paladin and make them breed.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread, the elves keep getting mad that we cut down their trees to rebuild it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can there be rare, albino monstergirls? Like shiny pokemon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017184
But then you just get Lilims. We already have those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017184

That's not splicing genes you dolt! That's controlled breeding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017184
>take a Demon Lord and a Paladin and make them breed
So, uh, is this a boy or a girl paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017213
A girl of course.

It only makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017218
Yes. That's exactly the way I wanted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017209
>"Why is that your answer to everything? HOW is that your answer to everything?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016844
Some cows can get quite moody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017218
I want to give a Paladin Girl a strap-on filled with my cum that ejaculates it when she cums and force her to breed monsters with it! Once her mind breaks and she becomes a brutal stud, I'd take the strap-on away and enter her chamber myself to see what she does.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/c3Wtn3Fj
who wrote this, and when will he write more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017239
Reporting.

I am slow.

I am sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017238
You would be dead before you could even accomplish the first part of this silly plan.

[Anonymous No.]

So did anyone else like the Mayadere Scylla in the hooded robes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017260
That swimsuit is amazing.

>Oct
That name is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017260
>Oct just wants people to leave her alone
>Mero's dad went to her for advice before
>Mero's mom was the antagonist the whole time
What a twist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017244
more dragoons when

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017287
I'll try and work on it some this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

i have this one idea for a story where a squad of female paladins and one dude all fight a lillim the wall survive and think the got out of it completely okay in until the changes for the girls set in slowly.

you guy think this is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017299
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017296
Sounds good, if I don't die from work myself.

>>14017299
Sure, I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017299
oh fucking wow my grammar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017299
no transformation/corruption is pretty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017307
problem is is that i cant seem to set it off right, i'm considering letting someone else make something out of it, hell even greentext prototype would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017312
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017312
depends, stuff like MGE fallen maidens is at least a eyebrow raiser, and you have to dig a little deep to get transformation that isn't turning into some furry futa abomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017299
>>14017316
Almost no reason to write about human females in monster stories they never have interesting personalities never do anything worthwhile and only serve as a cheap easy gateway for the writer to add another pointless monster win and the woman eventually getting transformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017337
Huh, I've always felt that the stead boil of a somebody going over to the over side be is fascinating regardless of the big picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017337
I liked Harblador's paladin girl, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017348
That was one of his weakest stories imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017337
Pretty much this, you might as well not even add any human female characters if all you're going to do is immediately turn them into monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017351
so what you're saying is that the conversion should not be instant? didn't he mention something and the change setting in slowly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017357
If they were actual GOOD characters they shouldent be transformed at all but then what would be the point of adding them to the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017360
I think it could work, with the paladin background you could write it so the said slow burning conversion it downright terrifying, have some who come to accept the change and others who are freaking out about their new lives.

just having a bunch of human girls go *POOF* and turn into monsters is boring. there needs to be stress, conflict, PAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anybody made any stories about Ren Xiongmao? they sound so comfy and fun to hang around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017376
Or maybe flip the whole thing on its head and have the paladins win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017380
here's a idea, have the squad save one of them before she was converted and actually beat the lillim, no last minute corruption. a clean and dramatic victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017380
That's not flipping anything on it's head, that's the whole "people in armour beat the evil demon" story that's been done since books existed. Plus corruption can be pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017400
>All that shit
>Fun
You just made a new paladin with that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017380
flipping it on its head would be the paladins converting the lillim into a human woman or some kind of angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017404
That kind of stuff would only happen if someone was dumb enough to attack an ushi-oni and make it bleed, it's the girl's own fault for being a dumb purge first ask questions later type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017412
Everyone should know by now that you need set ushi on fire to kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017405
>Lilim causing all kinds of havoc
>Corrupting a town
>Paladin goes to face her
>ONE MONTH TIMESKIP
>The paladin and his new Lilim wife live quietly on the east side of town
>He goes out on patrol, she made him lunch
>After he leaves, she heads down to the market to buy groceries
>It's a little chilly in the fall, so she wears a sweater
>Stops to say hi to everyone along the way
>Buys a ton of groceries, people ask her if she needs help
>She thanks them for offering but politely declines and heads home as the bags float behind her
>She's going to make a pot roast tonight, her husband's favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017412
which is why in a fight with a ushi oni, im using a hammer to break her legs (or at least try)

Captcha has a hard on for pickup trucks today

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017299
havent seen some old factioon coruption in a while, go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016516
>>14016524
>Idealizing being a beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffZgq3yvB0

Video related, it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017400
going by the post that stared this and that picture i now want to see the squad of lillim get corrupted and that one guy freaking the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013711
You need a bath for several reasons, big-butt-bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013736
When that happens they get called OCs by the thread though

[Anonymous No.]

You know, we all have many widely different opinions in this thread, and there are very few things that we can all agree on.
But I think we can all agree that ROPERS NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017592
No. We can all agree that boymakers are inferior to Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017574
isnt there some guy who uses a lillim oc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017592
Fuck off, femdomfags can't appreciate the lovely Ropers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013605
Is that a cosplayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14013711
>"Ehehehe... H-Hey little bro... Wanna come into my room and see something cool? Ehehehe..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017598
I'd just rather not have my waifu become a mindless tentacle hive and lose every trace of her original personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017602
If I was her baby brother I'd totally want to see something cool. I bet it's going to be another one of those funny films she has hidden under her bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017400
Now i want to see the female squad get corrupted after the fight with the dude freaking the fuck out as this look to get worse for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017609
That does sound interesting, but also kind of like a stereotypical zombie thingie. WITH SPIDERCOWS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017609
how is this for a corruption story?

a knight dude escorting some posh rich chick. travelling round while the girl slowly starts getting involved in fights more and losing her bitchy personality until its revealed she's turning into a salamander and wants to fight the knight.

just a idea, anyone can take it

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>>14017609
>female paladin gets corrupted and asks her male squadmate to kill her
>he's secretly in love with her and can't do it
>she turns in front of his crying eyes while he mucks about
>suddenly she springs to action with black sclera, taking his head into a lap pillow and gently stroking his hair until he stops crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017574
So, who cares? At least it gives some variety.
As long as they're not sparkledog-tier levels of awful, they're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017629
Turning into a monster is the very definition of corruption. But in a good way.
>>14017630
And surprisingly, everything turns out to be better this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017639
>but in a good way
Not always. Matangos. Parasite Slimes. The aforementioned Ropers.

[Anonymous No.]

im done with this might continue with this later on but eh..

on to winternubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017647
Neat take on Dragon Girls less

Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016970
I 'accidentally' knock the Murdermaid down a long hill

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017646
But that post was talking about a Salamander.
>>14017647
Dem feet, mang! Why are they hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017629
I that is a story i want to see
but i cant write for shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017647
Nice.

>Winternubis
Also nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017654
Not a lot of us can, and we still do it. Here's a hint: capital letters and periods are your friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017650
>Less
Less WISHES he could draw this this good, or at least not with his Pizza Cutter Chin
>>14017647
Still needs to have all 5 heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017660
Is it just me, or has the number of people who don't capitalise or use periods increased drastically in the last few months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14015875

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017667
Oh shit, I thought it was less from the grayscale and no capital letter, who is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017668
It's just .less and that one thread arsonist faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017647
>winternubis

Does anubis need MORE artwork when there are other girls not getting love? I think she has more than manticore now, and it's all down to one faggot spamming requests for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017668
I don't keep tabs on that kind of thing.
>>14017670
Hey there girl, room enough for two in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017647
Ignoring the buttwings and the KC-tier design with cosplay moster parts, it looks really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017675
Anon, please don't bitch about free content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017647
Technically looks pretty good, just hate buttwings with a passion. They're an awful design choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017660
>Not a lot of us can, and we still do it.
True, very few writefags are able to write well on a technical level.
But the thread will love you regardless if you can write either generic smut or generic cute so go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017673
It's certainly not Less with how on model the chin is.
You can tell Less from the fact he draws Chins sharp enough to cut Diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017684
>write well on a technical level
What do you mean by this and which ones do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017684
>the thread will love you
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017654
I would do it, but my grammar tends to look like a gorilla punches me every 5 button presses.

Also when long typing, "think" and "thing" swap places all the time and I still don't understand why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017681
Yes it's free and it will probably look great, but it is possible to have too many pictures of one monster type. Surely there are other monster types who haven't got much artwork the drawfags could concentrate on once in a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017690
Yeah, the thread will actually ignore you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017690
Yes really. Take any story involving lolis, daughterus, shy girls, or just descriptive sex in general. The thread seems to eat that stuff up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017678
>>14017683
They're for mating your jerk, don't you want to make tons of Evil Dragon Daughterus with the Lady of Chaos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017700
That doesn't mean they'll love the writer, or even the content.
>>14017701
I'd Enuma her Elish if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017701
Not if she has buttwings or canards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017316
if thats the case then you should leave it in the hands of someone else.

not me though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017702
I'm yet to see such a story get hated or ignored though. I'm not saying its a bad thing, just that the thread's standards aren't as high as some potential writefags believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017708
>hate, ignore, love
There's more than those options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017708
i remember a few days a ago a greentext got slammed because people were sick of the anubis lego thing

[Anonymous No.]

So to reiterate from last thread, it's fine to slay all demon family MGE monsters immediately but it's only okay to slay regular MGs if they refuse to adhere to proper lawfulness after given a chance to live properly.

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017709
Very true, but when such a story is posted here you generally see almost all of the responses reading along the lines of
>Hnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017719
Neither is fine. Go to be a paladin somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017707
>suggest some one else take posters idea
>refuses to do it himself

Then who? right there is a opportunity for delicious corruption and I don't think people want to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017719
Stop slaying, start laying.
>>14017721
Which is nothing but hyperbole most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014464
>>14014487
>>14014582

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017723
I'd be fine with doing it, but people wouldn't want me doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017719
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017712
That's just people getting fed up with stupid threadcanon, which is fair enough considering how bad and restrictive some of it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017647
Ancalagon the Black waifu when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017733
Probably going to regret this seeing as I just got here today, but why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017740
Because some people are hated for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017737
It's not so much because it's thread canon, some is fine in moderation but lego anubis is so forced and ruins a girl who's meant to be serious and strict with a loving side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016843
>You will never feed the breast of a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017737
at least the Kikimora's hating roombas thing is a little funny

a burger is not a sandwich Captcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017700

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>>14017725
>Which is nothing but hyperbole most of the time.
Most? Its almost all the time. But anyway, the original point was no one ever says "Wow! What a shitty story!" if something cute is posted. All the responses are positive, even if the story has little to no substance in general.
It would appear the thread likes these things, and again, there isn't necessarily anything wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017753
>All the responses are positive
Yeah, all zero of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017749
Well, technically it is. The dictionary defines a sandwich as "two or more slices of bread or the like with a layer of meat, fish, cheese, etc., between each pair," and that's definitely what a burger is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017743
Okay, ill drop it, i cant be bother to dig up the past today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017722
>>14017725
>>14017734
B-but anon said it was fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017747
Exactly. It's like how the thread made werewolves into pet dogs until KC finally released kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017756
Fair enough, ill the the dictionary win this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017755
I take it you wrote something that didn't get any responses? The only times that happens is if you're a new writefag starting up or if you write a shit ton of things like Alp to the point where people get tired of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017766
>shit ton of things like Alp
Last time I saw him people were complaining about how short his updates are, that doesn't strike me as a shit ton of things.

[Anonymous No.]

Bit of a slowpoke but just noticed Butter-t opened commissions.
>Commission price, 1 colored character + simple BG is $100-$120
Jesus christ there's way better artists that'd do that for less than half that price with way less QUALITY. Not hating on butter, he's does some nice stuff but a lot of his pictures have issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017770
i think the "shit ton" is the several ongoing stories he has

I could be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017770
He makes, or made a lot of updates through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017774
Oh. Nevermind then.
>>14017776
>or made
He finally offed himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017723
Explain "delicious corruption" i seriously want to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017773
Speaking of Commissions, .less seemed to removed the waitlist on his deviantart. Does that mean he's open for commissions again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017773
That's just how it is. Some artists will do the full color one character for $45-50, others will do it for $100-120.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017299
I'd read the fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017806
But we don't have anyone to write it, do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017809
Who cares. It's just another example of "Female paladin? I know! lolcoruption!" It's stale and lame.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you Monster Waifu be brave enough to dress up as a priest and perform an exorcism on a supposedly possessed Human Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017809
Right now we've got about 6 people who will read it and 2 who would do it but can't write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017818
Some disagree with you.
>>14017822
Also one who can write but is probably Alp or Bob or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017818
Stale bread can still be bird food.
let them have their fun, doesn't harm you any does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017829
It's like lego anubis. It's tiring to hear that shit every time a female paladin is brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017829
>Stale bread can still be bird food.
It can also be bread pudding, that stuff tastes good and an overdone idea can be too with the right execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017838
Hey, at least it's not Beelzebub eggs in her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017844
That was never a thing except for one faggot pushing it every thread for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017838
But that's literally the only thing good about human girls in a monster girl thread. Hell Paladins are purely thread canon as far as MGE goes as they've never been mentioned and the setting is far more likely to use JRPG classes.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I'm a bit disappointed Mothman's entry is just about "She's a ditzy moth that can learn PoisonPowder at v. 16". Why doesn't it incorporate any of the actual Mothman legend in her? About being a mysterious figure that forebodes terrible disaster, how it can put the fear of God into any that stare into its big red eyes, or the mysterious Indrid Cold that followed alongside the Mothman.

I'm not angry so much as disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017850
Corruption fags everyone

Also
>MGE
>Not literally a DnD Monster Manual with tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017853
Mosura, ya Mosura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017829
I was honestly expecting the first reply to be "yore stale and lame!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017853
Because Mothman is Jackalope fake legend tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017862
Your mom was expecting when she made you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Hypothetically, refuse to let her hug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017853
Inferior moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017859
>Some people just want to watch a woman get monsterfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017865
All Monster Girls are Jackalope fake legend tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017853
Because this is waifu country, not the horrorverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017871
Kill Yanmoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017875
But what they're derived from is not. There's your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017878
Love yanmoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017859
It started as a Dragon Quest parody, DQ is the go to RPG setting for Japan. Sure it borrows some DnD monsters for it's girls but with how it started out and the world running on jrpg logic according to Q&A answers it's far more likely to have your standard classes from that kind of setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017818
Then why don't you bring up a story about a female paladin that isn't corruption? I'll happy read ones like that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017859
>Corruption fags everyone
And what's your point? At least he presented a not unreasonable one in the context of the threads' topic.
Meanwhile all that's coming from you is "baaaaw muh paladin butthurt, stop liking things I hate!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017884
Yeah they're all real and plausible, like the one ghost umbrella girl with a giant tongue, that's far more reasonable than a giant humanoid moth creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017885
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017893
Who said anything about reasonable? It's about history, good, bad and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017822
so it's not to much to ask for corruption stories, its just really hard to get it actually done.

I want to see both the Girl paly squad and the salamander one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017897
You're stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017867
not sure how to take that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017895
That's not an option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017918

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017893
>not believing in spooky umbrella ghosts
You just made her cry. Bad anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017918

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017418
where is the rest of this? was it abandoned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017958
That's the whole thing, anon.
He did the impossible. He turned a hoe into a housewife, not even Dr. Dre managed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
wet willy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017888
I have too much shit to write as it is. But you want a list of premises? Here's a couple of simple ones just off the top of my head.

>1
>Several paladins are part of a unit to hunt down some powerful monster on the quest
>Among them is a powerful hero, a living legend
>They fight their way to the lair of the monstergirl, losing most of their company along the way
>Only to find themselves completely outmatched when they meet their adversary
>The hero buys them the time to escape with their lives
>Returning home in failure, they have to put together another team of warriors and mercenaries, typical sort of ragtag adventure
>When they fight their way to the heart of the lair, they find the hero was not killed but turned into a powerful incubus
>And the female paladin must face down her old enemy and her old friend

>2
>Village corrupted by an unknown curse
>Paladin and cleric sent to investigate and stop the spread of the curse
>When they arrive, finding the peasants who inhabited the village have all become powerful monsters
>Write it as a survival horror

Either could have a corruption bad end. I'm just sick of the premise
>Some female paladin unknowingly gets corrupted tiny amount in bog standard everyday battle that she's trained for
>How will our plucky faceless MC deal with the cute lewdness?

Forget paladins would be the most immune to corruption. Why don't we see village girls, regular warriors, whatever?

If you want cutesy it's as easy as.

>The girl MC #221904649 adores is late from gathering berries in the nearby forest
>He goes searching for her even though it's forbidden to be in the woods after dark
>Finds her with her clothes all shredded like she was attacked
>Brings her back home and nurses her back to health
>Cue all the cute lewd stuff as it slowly becomes clear she's not quite the girl he used to know
>Can include conflict with the villagers wanting to purge her if they find out what's happening to her etc.

There's a million of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Orgasm Denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018017
No.

>that logic
Didn't know Saber was a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017026
What artist is that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018017
Yes. Human boys are sluts after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412

Calamari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Tell her I'm an independent strong man who needs no monstergirl.

Then she proceeds to snu snu me all according to the plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018004
Man i you use these so much if could write.

I see your point, its easy to think of alternatives. however, its also easy to repeat the norm and just put it in different clothes.

I say that the "black jack and hookers" approach make your own stories and if others want to stick close to the norm, Fuck'em. sometimes trying to get them to see things your way is a bigger headache the writing the story in the first place.

that said, that salamander story sounded like a decent enough change of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018017
It is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

Toad pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018099
Thanks doc

[Anonymous No.]

cutesy corruption?

like "girl licks ice cream made out of dark matter" cute?

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomets are bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018110
No anon, you are the bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018114
I-I'm not an Alp though! You're a bitchy Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018110
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be a househusband for an amazon and have lots of strong daughterus, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018124
Nope.It's a good life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018124
>6,7,8,9,10,11
You just want to get assfucked don't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018124
Not at all. Personally I'd rather a Dragon girl but an Amazon would be fine too. Either way the Amazonian lifestyle with househusbands and all is olev, and should be the model for Monster Girl society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018004
>>Some female paladin unknowingly gets corrupted tiny amount in bog standard everyday battle that she's trained for
>>How will our plucky faceless MC deal with the cute lewdness?

as the one who put the original thing up, I will say that i never mentioned cute.

i agree with that other guy, I want fear, i want those girls painicking as they grow fang's, losing their shit tring to hide a tail or wings from the MC.

FUCK Lewedness, there will be no instant, "lol fuck paladins, I'm a dragon now!" there will be no MC simply being okay with the change. good or bad endings don't matter, people will WORK for what they want.

the begging might be generic and I understand your frustration. But that premise alone can be dealt with in so many ways and I want to work with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018110
I want to be dominated by a bitchy Baphomet who'd step on me with her hooves and call me disgusting for getting turned on by her even though she started it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a slut for a pack of goblins leaded by a Bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018108
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! An evil Yandere Witch is about to Fatten your Monster Girl Waifu and then put her in her oven and turn her into cookies and Eat her!
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018154
I want to breed a Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Push her down and call her names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Rip out her soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Drop kick her into the oven and lock the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018168
Are you Welsh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Tell her that if she does that I will hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Cry. No monstergirl can resist a cute guy crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018173
They're goats, not sheep.

I want to make her bleat and her weird pupils dilate from my dick caressing her insides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018146
>actually fearing the change/it being subtle
I want this. I remember a greentext a few threads ago where a soldier turns zombie and doesn't realize she's a monster until she jumps some guy. I want more stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Well, I hope she likes cookies made of nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018182
She uses your tears and extracts the sodium for the salt in the cookie mix

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017825
>Also one who can write but is probably Alp or Bob or something

so that makes al least 9 people on these phantom corruption stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
I sneak in, unplug the oven, and then stealth-tackle the Witch, knocking her out before she can toss my waifu in the oven! Then I try to make an escape with my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Well, how did "Hansel and Gretel' go?

[Anonymous No.]

How about some ideas for warriors that aren't paladins? It's never the archer or monk for example and the whole sword and suit of armor thing is a little stale.

>Assassin
>Gets hired by people with questionable motives to kill an influential Zippangu monster girl politician
>Her security expected it and catch him with little effort
>After a night in jail she gives him a choice on a whim, go back home and be executed for his failure or do her dirty work taking criminals and corrupt nobles in the area
>Romance develops between the two but their meetings have to be short and in secret to avoid unwanted question from the public and other important people
>The story deals with the little time they get to spend together and the distance between them as he travels on his missions making the time they do see each other much more important and sex scenes a bit more intense

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018214
>Martial artist from Zipangu who steals the pantsu of monster girls he defeats in glorious combat with his demon silver gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018214
>>Her security expected it
>>They catch him with little effort
>>After a night in jail
Fucking shitty-ass hired ninjas.
Doesn't even kill himself after capture to prevent being tortured and having his masters' secrets spilling out despite having an entire night to figure out how to.

Should have just sent the dojo's personal shinobi instead of contracting freelancers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018214
female martial artist that wants to prove herself against monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never subtly corrupt your pure Order paladin partner during your adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018231
Or we could expand on that
>Wise old martial artist from Zippangu who lives at his dojo
>His skill is legendary and stories about him go well beyond the region with people travelling countless miles to challenge him
>These people also include monster girls who see it as a chance to get themselves a husband, despite the man's age he's never married
>What the stories about him don't say is that he has a bit of a quirk, if a cute girl challenges him he demands their underwear as the prize if he wins
>He could demand they pay with their body or take them by force but he's just a weird old man who likes underwear
>When challenged by a monster girl he often greats them while wearing the pantsu of the last girl he defeated on his head
>It's unknown if this is due to a fetish of his or that it's a method of getting inside the head of the opponent but it always gets an interesting look out of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018259
>You will never molest her in your journey and pass it off as "resistance training" to avoid falling prey to the techniques of monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018259
>>14018267
Powerful incubi corrupting human girls into lewd monsters is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018272
It doesn't even need to be an incubus, even just a regular human who wants to take advantage of the situation. Bonus points if he never intended to change her in the first place and looks on with horror as she turns and tries to flee as she rapes him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018201
what stories? i cant be bothered to look back up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018284
>learn to lurk

some guy posted these ideas for stories, one is about paladin girls slowly turning monster and the other is some knight escorting some rich bitch that's turning salamander.

both are great ideas but nobody can, or is willing to write them. but people are still waiting for them regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016844
unf

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see the look on Monstergirls' faces when I tell them with the smuggiest grin on my face that I've trained my bodily functions far enough to prevent my genitals from releasing spirit energy and no amount of rape will make me let it out. Their tears are gonna be delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018364
>Hora hora, shall we 'taste' that theory?
>endless rape without release

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018364
And that's how anon got kidnapped by liches to be studied and we never saw him anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018282
a perfect example of gone horrible right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018393
him again*

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a yandere Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350

Kikimora as a Machinist.

Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018407
yes i would, she may be crazy for me, but i'll be crazy for her right back, and we will live in glorious insanity together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018407
>implying we'd have a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018407
Would she still be a loving and caring onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018407
Yes yandere a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018407
They say don't stick your dick in crazy but my rule is to stick it in crazy and never take it out. So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018420
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018407
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018427
Well then why wouldn't I? I love my loving dominant onee-sans, no matter how mentally unhinged they might be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
>Lich works at a pharmacy
It will be boring and easy for her. Too bad plenty of patients will be coming back to complain about mysterious side effects. The viagra will also be a bit too effective now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018302
Ill start off the salamander one as a greentext, but i might have to work on expanding it later

>Be Mercenary guy.
>Hired by rich dude to escort daughter home on adventure length journey.
>Girl is nice looking, but her attitude is the worst.
>spend time fending of bandits after her money and monsters after your "sword." while travelling.
>Encounter Lillim who captures girl and attempts to drag her away.
>rescue girl and drive Lillim away, who is grateful, but is still a bitch.
>don't notice the evil laughter in the air as you continue to next destination

that's it for now, anyone who can do better be my guest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016350
NEET but usually work in retail environments so probably a Ushi-Oni shelf stacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018407
Of course. Yandere is love. Far, far too much love. I want to write something involving yanderes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018454
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018302
No one wants to bother because it's not a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018458
well now we have>>14018449 so its a start

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breasfed by a mge demon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle her abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018485
I want her to force to lick her abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018480
That's not a pogeyman.
I wanna be breastfed by an MGE Demon too ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018449
really, you stop there?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a gargoyle have her way with you?

http://i.imgur.com/vROPwqO.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018510
I don't think I can dig that hairstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018510
>implying my dick is that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018510
But what if she turns into a stone while I'm in her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018510
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018508
well he said he might save it for later. so he could be back or someone else will take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018523

12 hour long orgasm, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never come home to little kolpups

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have a Jinko tiger mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018564
My mom would've been a shortstack yandere minotaur with a short fuse based on what I know about her, and it fucking scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018588
>you will never have a yandere adoptive monstergirl for a mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018564
Vampire moms a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018164
Do >>14018172.
Fastball the waifu into her, using her increased mass and roundness for extra damage, and follow up with an inazuma kick.

It's the only correct way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018588
>>14018640
It was supposed to be a joke, since she's a tiger and also a tiger mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018547
Is that a puppy from one of those Explosive Albino Hellhounds I've heard about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018668
>>14018564
>Literally wanting a figurative tiger mom.
I'd ask you if you are a masochist, but I already know where we are.

[Anonymous No.]

And then she got raped too, again, like everyone else in every chapter. How unexpected and entertaining. is EMG even relevant anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018675
>All and any mention of a canid is instantly called a hellhound of some kind
He said Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018699
Only to the people dumb enough to continue reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018703
Regular kobolds don't explode into fire every time they go down a pair of steps, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018699
Meh I read it because they're monstergirls and because of Miia, Rachne and Tio

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018675
>Explosive Hellhound
>Instead of giving of a constant warmth, she expels intense waves of heat on a regular basis
>If she's angry, surprised, or otherwise emotionlly piqued, her body will trigger an explosion of hellfire around her

Now I want to see more varieties of Hellhound, with different types of fire. Just imagine.

Freeze-Fire/Iceburn Hellhound.
Will-o-Wisp Hellhound.
Kitsune-Tsuki Hellhound.
Dirty Thunderstorm Hellhound.
Nuclear Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018703
I think the hellhound thing was more because of the explosion than the dog part.

>>14018699
Hey, at least we got a cute scylla out of the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018699
But it's fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018699
At this point, the people who keep pushing this have me convinced that:

Rape = someone got to her before I did.

This shit is tumblr/reddit tier levels of retardedness. Go sell crazy somewhere else; we're all stocked up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018699
>Centorea Shy Anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018699
I don't know what you were expecting.

To me, it's like watching Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner and hearing people say they would like to see the Coyote catch the Road Runner. Sure, you get to feel good for the Coyote for a while, but it's not funny and the show would end shortly afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018719
That not a good pay off at all.

Hell that Scylla is complete shit too, just like everything else in EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018699
You faggots call rape to anything. It was just cheap fanservice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018723
Wat
Are you saying being kidnapped, tied up and penetrated by tentacles against your will is not rape?

[Anonymous No.]

Big Ephemeral Paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh_boy_here_we_go_again.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018735
>and penetrated
Not this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018710
>>14018719

Yeah, they can be explosive albino kobolds if you want. Just like all the crazy, and even more nonsensical, mutations people did such as REMOVE SHOGGOTH kikimora, mega holstaur, cyborg ushi-oni, LEGO anubis, and all those infinite fucking variations of alps you see all the time here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018730
I think he knows that, he means it's all pretty repetitive.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet an Alien Girl who's literally just Ayy Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018740
Don't reply, this is not /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018736

Undead lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018729
That's just your opinion man.
and you're welcome to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018717
I wish 2P color guy would come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018564
Only if she acted cool like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be childhood friends with a kobold pup and werekitten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018745
Not a tall blond nordic alien beauty? Or a mayadere shapeshifting reptilian girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018752
W-What is she?

[Anonymous No.]

A group of mermaids invited me to swim on the sea with them tomorrow, they said we're going to have a lot of fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018769
Ravehound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018769
That's a Hellhound anon.
With Alt-Colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018750
Lamianubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018767
She may look like those, but her entire personality would just be "ayy lmao"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018752
I never left, I just let someone else have a shot at it. And he's pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018730
The "hurr durr suu rapes everyone! so funnyh :D" wasn't fun even when it happened for the first time. And it doesn't getany funnier when crab repeat the same shit every chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018745
SNAKE TITS FROM OUTER SPACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018764
Well, you could always blind yourself, sit in your garden, and hope for the best.

>>14018769
Whatever you think is most appropriete.
I like to think she's a hellhound who uses more magical-ish fire, rather than hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018772

Sounds like a good time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018778
Oh, that's good to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018772
>Trusting Dolphin Mermaids.
You fool. Enjoy the rape cave.

>>14018780
I can't wait for X-Com 2.
How long until someone makes a monstergirl mod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018775
Where is her neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018772
Rapecave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018762
Why would a jinko, or any predator girl, practice her hunting using a relative or a loved one as prey? What are they practicing for? Just for foreplay or to actually become a better hunter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018789
She's leaning forward, alert stance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018788
>monstergirl mod
On-Disk Day One DLC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018769
Neon Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018791
Because it's hot.
Are you telling me you don't want to play a game of cat and mouse with your waifu where if she catches you she can have her way with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018791
It's fun and stimulation. Zoos let animals practice their hunting instincts all the time to keep them entertained, wouldn't you want to indulge your predatory waifu every once in a while?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018775
Between the huge paws, shoulder pauldrons and thing going around the back of her neck, she looks like a Warhammer beefsoldier guy, or a big mech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018772
Suuure
Looots of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018789
Covered by that neck thing she's wearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018788
>monstergirl mod
>ever

You're too optimistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018795
It's being published by 2K, not EA anon.
X-com barely gets any DLC anyway. It doesn't need much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018800
No, I personally wouldn't.

Don't you fucking dare start a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monstergirls upload pics of their boyfriends to /hbt/ like we do here or that would be too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018813
I don't remember anyone here posting pics of their boyfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018807
Fuck off Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018808
People were salivating over the Vipers the moment it was discovered they had tits. I say the odds are decently high.

>>14018810
>That spoiler
How am I starting a shitstorm? I'm just saying I'd enjoy the adrenaline rush of it all. It's okay if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018788
>>14018790
>>14018806
Mermaids are nice girls and would never do anything like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018819
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Sex strike during 1 week.
She couldn't bear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018813
>like we do here
None of us have girlfriends to post pictures of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018798
>Hellhound who can send spooky images/media, subliminal messages, and maybe even warp herself through signal cables.

Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018810
>start a shitstorm
I don't see anything inflammatory about his post you dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018820
It's not happening anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018816
You know what I mean anon, but ok
*like we do with our waifus here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14016412
Not fight with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018820
>It's okay if you don't.
I got the impression that you had something to say about it with that "are you telling me...". I'm glad we're okay, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018813
It would be a bunch of weird smelly dorks arguing over stupid shit, just like here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018806
>That mermaid

No thanks. Please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018830
I CAN DREAM.

>>14018831
Oh, you mean pictures of their husbandos.
Yeah, they probably would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018816
But people post alp pic from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018813
>Monster Girls in /hbt/.
>Having any boyfriends.
They just shitpost about what would it be like to have one and only go out to get food and maybe get some spirit energy from the Public Mamono Bank when they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018836
No you can't dream, stop that.

Not allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018837
Oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018821
That's what they want you to think, cumpump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018829
Not him but the old "You don't like x, but what if [insert overlong repetitious description of x]" green eggs and ham posts can get pretty annoying. They're not shitstorm starters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018840
You can't fucking stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018822
It still bothers me how far apart her tits are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018837
Do not bully the Alps or their lovers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018850
Alps exist to be bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018849
That's how natural tits spread when you lay back like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018848
Oh I bet I can.

I'm going to judge you super hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018821
You know what Lennox told me about Mermaids?

He said "don't trust them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018852
Bullied I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018852
>Alps exist to be bullies.
I want to be bullied by a tough alp who was raised by Amazons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018840
>>14018830
>>14018808
Joke's on you, Firaxis has stated that they'll be releasing a modding SKD through Steam for free and what everyone will be able to mod XCom 2 with the Unreal Editor to their heart's content, and that we'll be able to totally convert the game using these tools.

[Anonymous No.]

So what kind of contract would you expect a Demon to offer you that isn't entirely sexual in nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018852
>>14018858
>"Shut up and give me your lunch money faggot."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018855
You act like I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018852
AHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018859
Why not a devil bug or a parasite slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018867
She's gonna get hugged.

Then respectfully turned down after explaining to her that I'm not quite interested in Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018867

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018867
Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018867
Cute
10/10 would test my new body changing spell on while she sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018449
Im taking this.
expect something tomorrow
somebody can take the paladin one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018865
Demolition contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018865
Free housing, daughterus are guaranteed though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018861
So an X-com mod where you fight Monstergirls or play as monstergirls is possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018865
Marriage

What? You said not entirely sexual. And there's so much more to marriage than just sex.

[Anonymous No.]

So does KC do anything besides MGE? MGE merchandise and books are rarely sold and fairly cheap, I doubt he can get enough money only by MGE
He did some monsters for MGQ and I remember someone saying he did monsters for some mobile game
Anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018852
>>14018858
Talk about Freudian Slips, you have some secret fantasy there anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018903
He did art for some phone game, along with an EMG book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018865
A regular summoning contract.

>You will never be a warlock and be able to bind Devils and Demons to your will through a Summoning Pact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018903
I'm sure I heard once that he is actually a genuine Japanese salaryman with a genuine non-h-artist job.
Monster cartoon porn is just his spare-time hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018904
I don't want to be bullied by some shitty alp, I'd rather have some good monstergirl bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018918
I'm sure he gets some revenue from those MGE novels no one has bothered translating yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018865
Your soul in exchange for carrying out a task, of course MGE being MGE owning your soul would end up leading to sexy times but without her outright stating that and just wanting ownership of your soul there'd be a lot of fear involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018918
Well, damn. So in addition to trying to churn out enough new girls to bring his total up to 200 by December, he's also holding down a job?
Must be tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018918
Would make sense, most people popular in a niche have a day job. ZUN has a programming job even though Touhou is/was popular for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018922
> You will never read the official lewd tales of going to MGE Wonderland Highschool
> because translation never

Fuck you, Tower of Babel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018937
>You will never read the shit tons of fiction Japanese fans have made on your favorite monster girl
KC tweets them all the time, shame no one will ever bother to translate them.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if people translated our pastebin stories into Japanese.

It probably doesn't happen, but it's weird to think about it if it was true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018903

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018937
That Wererabbit is fucking stacked.
The Cheshire is a qt too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018953

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018936
Isn't ZUN does it for free? I mean touhou games. I think he sells music CDs though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018953
>>14018956
I wonder if EMG would be better or worse if KC wrote it.

It would probably be just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018964
>ZUN does it for free
Has he ever considered moderating on an anime imageboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018965
Miia and Darling fuck on the first chapter. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018965
It would overall be better, since it wouldn't have most of the current problems. Hell, it might even be worth reading, whereas in its current state it sure as fuck isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018965
It would series of hentai one-shots with different monsters
Which means million times better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018969
It's better already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018964
He has a monthly manga and recently licensed his games to be sold via digital distribution. That said he only writes for the manga, it doesn't have ZUN art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018956
>Miia does the tilting thing when playing kart games.
Okay, that's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018974
So what Okayado did with the shorts but with KC's art.

All my money

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018953
> KC Miia
Muh dik

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018979
>it doesn't have ZUN art
I would read manga with ZUN's QUALITY art. Just for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018965
It'd become borderline H, something similar to My Balls.

Darling constantly ending up being pressured into lewd acts and doing everything possible except vaginal penetration with each of the girls. Of course there'd still be Smith cockblocks and the other girls breaking in if he ever came close to popping the cherry of one of them but it'd be a lot lewder overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018981
>stick-arm balloon tits
>on KC monstergirls
Eeeeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018991
Anon, he meant Okayado would write the shorts and KC would illustrate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018991
you're not a clever man are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018990
>implying it wouldn't be something like >>14018981 about each girl finding a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018969
Also, throw out any reference to snake biology or animal research, and talk about how they fuck better than humans in every conceivable way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018991
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018995
>Okayado
>write

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018995
>>14018996
>>14019004
Ooooh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019005
See >>14019004
His old one-shots were pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018998
Well I was assuming the general set up was the same but with KC fixing some problems, of course being KC he'd bring his own set of problems with him though so it wouldn't be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019013
Yeah, KC's not so good at characterization other than "They fuck a lot."
He's a good artist, he just can't write a decent story to save his goddamn life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019012
By one-shots I meant one hentai chapter (30~ pages), not one page
Crab a shit so he will fuck up even that

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>>14019004
Dirty Chuuni

[Anonymous No.]

Haast Eagle Harpy when?

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>>14018953
It's funny how KC's maintains the usual dopey-like, perpetually-blushing, blind-lust-assuming-direct-control face expressions, even in Crabman's monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019035
Bearded vulture harpy when

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Polt would probably look so much better if she was drawn by KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019021
> Yeah, KC's not so good at characterization other than "They fuck a lot."
Well the thing is, this is what I actually WANT from my monstergirl media.
30+ chapters of cockblocking haremshit might technically qualify as better writing than "they fug, the end", but that doesn't help you one bit when no-one wants to read 30+ chapters of cockblocking haremshit.

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>>14019038

I love that expression.

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>>14019048
>hands in each other's crotches
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018914
>Using the Warlock route
>The most cliche and overdone bullshit since the beginning of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018953
Where is it from?

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>>14019048
I wish there were more authors like Dr. P. It doesn't even need to be explicit, just have some fucking completion for once. It's not like you have to end the story when they get together, for fuck's sake.

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>>14019072
>Dr. P.
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019048
I like how they're prepping each other up and looking at the viewer to join them so they can really get things started. Completely unlike a certain other picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019083
A man who can draw perfectly shaped butts.

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>>14019089
Not big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019091

Bigger isn't better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019091
Better?

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>>14019097
Oh I know exactly what Dr.P doujin that's from.

Would impregnate and marry her. Sexhair is best hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019095
>Implying
Ain't no ass too big for me

>>14019097
Bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019095
What are you, gay?

>>14019097
Still too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019103
>>14019110
http://exhentai.org/s/3c4f10d15b/808062-8

The biggest ass I can fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019097
>cut the crap
kek

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>>14019116
>tags
I don't even what I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019116
>a healthy hellhound in spats will never sit on your face during a cold winters day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019120
>*know

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>>14019102
Sauce? Sex hair is awesome but rare as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019120
>>14019123
http://exhentai.org/s/ba10ea36a9/761342-18
http://exhentai.org/s/d74974cc72/303557-14
http://exhentai.org/s/2c139be5c8/794109-18

What can I say? I'm an ass and hips man.

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>>14019102
>Sexhair

You wouldn't happen to mean Sexhair Bestgirl from Amagami, would you?

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>>14019155
>>14019146
http://exhentai.org/s/d0c945d25f/492084-88

Nah, she just has sex hair in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019153
>no Peach Butt

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>>14019161
Oh well, at least she's still cute.

Sexhair Kaoru still is the undisputed queen of fluffy, ruffly hair, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14017647
That face is...certainly different than your usual stylings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019191
It's kinda uncanny looking.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Human Girls are the worst. Paladins are cucks and cuck enablers. Monster Girls are loyal sweet and only want whats best for you. Call your local Monster Girl Center today and ask for a Demon to get you set up with a contract for her or one of the many eligible Monster Bachelorette there today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019198
>implying monster girls wouldn't be just as bad.

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>>14019116
The ass is good, but the rest of her is too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019198
>You will never enroll in a monster girl dating service.

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>>14019207
She's not fat, she's soft and cuddly!

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>>14019203
>implying implications

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>>14018054
Saber isn't.

Saber Alter, on the other hand...
She is technically part-Dragon either way though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019219
Silly Anon.
Everyone knows Saber is an alp.

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>>14018775
I'm more partial to Anubilich

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>>14019237
That's one cute alp then.

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>>14019245
Yep, and saber alter is still an alp, she just tries to bully back now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019072
>Dr.P
That one with the morning jogging is the bestest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019237
But TM's Alp is Leonardo da Vinci

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>>14019198
I wonder how bitches like this react when their date belittles the fuck out of her 'husband'. Is there an urge to defend him? Or does she just join in the laugh? Say he says 'Fuck that guy. Rather, don't. Sleep over mine for tonight.' Does she return to her husband, or stay with the guy she's fucking? Does she even fuck her husband anymore? I wonder if she has an ounce of loyalty in her.

I hate humans. Bunch of untrustworthy fucks. Atleast monstergirls have loyalty programmed into them like a heartbeat.

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>>14019251
She's gonna get so many headpats.

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>>14019260
True, Asfolto isn't that far off from being one either.
I got Jeanne so I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019264
One does not merely pat the kings head!
I would too.

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>>14019237
>>14019260
If we qualify all the TM Genderswaps as Alps rather than just treat them as having always been girls, then there's also Attila the Hun, Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, possibly Francis Drake, and a few others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019219
Even if the Sabers were monster girls Elizabeth is the superior Fate franchise monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018745
How much Ayy are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019270
Grand Order has Jack the Ripper

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>>14019271
That's not
Kiyohime

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>>14019279
I'd jack off and rip her if you know what I mean.

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>>14019279
She was in Apocrypha first.
Also, so glad I ordered that figure. Hot damn. S'in the mail right now.

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>>14019279
Arguably not a gender swap though since he was never found so we don't even know if Jack was a man.

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>>14019268
Too bad anon, that king is going to get all the headpats I can give out.

Man I really want to rub a royal monster girl's head despite her protests now.

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>>14019287
Pouting Saber.png

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>>14019281
She's the best Fate yandere, if you ever betray her she'll put you inside a bell and set it on fire.

God bless Grand Order for having so many cute girls though, even if the devs are awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019237
Alps are transgender because they changed their gender to opposite one
Saber is rule63 since she was born as a girl from the start

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>>14019293
True that.
I'm enjoying myself so far.
FUCK FRANCE

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>>14019299
You'll be pleased to know that France is just an unfair difficulty spike and that Rome is a joke, steam rolling all over it with Tamamo is sort of disappointing after that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019293
Is it translated or you are playing jap version?

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>>14019279
Yeah, but that's not actually Jack.

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>>14019304
Yeah, I'm midway through Rome right now.
True Assassin, and later Jing Ke, carried me till I lucked out and got Saber Trap and Jeanne.
Kiyo was my main till then, now she sits with me in the back row.

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>>14018949
I don't think it would be worth the time or effort. That said, I wish KC knew English so he could browse a few, even if our threadcanon and darker stories might piss him off.
I'd be happy if the series creator just glanced at my shitty writing

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>>14019309
Jap version but you don't need a single bit of Japanese to play since all the icons have distinct pictures and the mechanics are explained on tumblr.
>>14019318
Poor Kiyo, she really doesn't scale well. I'd totally use her as my go to berserker if that rumour about grail ascension is true.

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>>14019320
>That said, I wish KC knew English so he could browse a few, even if our threadcanon and darker stories might piss him off.
KC learning what baka Anglos are talking about didn't work out so well for MGU, anon.

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>>14019324
Her NP is good and EX Mad enhancment makes her buster chains better but she doesn't hold up too well.

[Anonymous No.]

so how lewd can MGs be?
yeah MGs are pretty lewd already but is it possible for them to take it a step further, and how far would they take it?

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>>14019325
What the hell did he do?

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>>14019325
What was the reason for that ban?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019325
He would have a aneurism with some of the more "hardcore" stories posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019330
for mgs, the definition of lewd may be cuddling, hand-holding and other things they don't usually do because for them sex is pretty normal

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>>14019336
>>14019338
People kept doing stuff with the sole purpose of pissing him off. Funny thing is I think they unbanned the guy after he'd done that kind of stuff multiple times which lead to KC pulling his shit from the site.

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>>14019336
>>14019338
Think that was the first time HowAboutNo was banned for doing the shoop of a witch's bloody head on a pike.

They did unban him though. Then he did it again with the Familiar, which set off a chain of events resulting in KC telling them to fuck off and stop posting his stuff to their site.

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>>14019325
Like I said, most of our stories would piss him off. It's a shame because the darker stuff we produce generally has more though put into it than the slice of life level stuff he'd probably enjoy on the pastebins. And I don't give a shit, I wish I had the talent to write the former

[Anonymous No.]

Where Anxiety_Incarnate, or the guy that was writing that blind bard thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019344
>>14019343
Oh so that's what KC's referring to when he talks about gore being the reason for the C&D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019352
Where's*

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>>14019354
Yeah. When a translation mentions "Guro collage" he's talking about the shops of Sabbath girls' bloody heads on pikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019343
>>14019344
>Told to get rid of a guy
>Bring him back
>Get C&D
>We dindu nuffin!
What a bunch of retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019347
Depends. There's the more serious stuff, and there's the overwrought Tokyo Ghoul angst stories which are just ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019336
>>14019338
As I remember a group of paladin role-players spammed KC's twitter/mail with gore pics of witch's head on a stick

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>>14019340
>YBA's Greystorm or Penywise's Rusalka story would anger him
>daughteru capers #34 would be his kind of thing

KC is a nice artist but his taste is fucking awful

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>>14019341
Yeah, this.
Monsters consider knocking themselves up with your kid as humdrum as a handshake, so actual expressions of romance, rather than giga-lust, are probably the things that they consider unusual and would make them blush and stutter.

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>>14019368
To be fair, some of the stories here are too caught in in being "dark" and "gritty" that they come off as dumb and whiny.

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>>14019368
Y'know, just because he writes a certain way for his main canon, doesn't mean he might not appreciate alternative stories from the fandom. It's just when people go around forcing things as "Canon" that he's gotten miffed.

We'll like as not never know about his actual taste in stories, since we're unable to read any of the ones he links on his twitter.

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>>14019347
>>14019340

No he doesn't really care so long as you don't claim it to be something he's said is canon. Or if you spam gore for gore's sake.

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>>14019364
You think that's bad? You should see the "Letter" they sent him about the state of things.

None of the staff there seemed to understand how Japanese Social Culture works at all, so the letter they wrote to send to him was basically as patronizing and insulting as you could get. Not to mention the "Muh free speech" shit.

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>>14019365
Do we have overly serious and stupidly dark stories? I know some writefags go overboard with the saccharine on light stories, but other than Vengeance I'm yet to see a "My name is Darks, and I love blood, death and stayin up aaaaaaalllllll night!" levels of retardation.

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>>14019364
> Throwing a hissyfit over some stupid shoop some random troll on a different continent makes
> nuke your own 7,000-member biggest English fansite out of buttblastedness on one guy

There were no sensible actors in that whole sordid farce

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>>14019387
Please link the letter, I want to have a laff

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>>14019368
He's okay with darker stories once in a while, so long as it doesn't become as fucked up as Drakengard.

Just make sure KC never sees anything that focuses on NTR.

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>>14019391
Exactly. If anything Han came out of it the true winner, as the very definition of Successful Troll Is Successful

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>>14019392
Sadly don't have access to a link or screen.

[Anonymous No.]

Demons are a shit if you're only using them to make contracts, bakas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019405
So? I'd just use them to get what I want.

Hell I'd do the same to any other monster girl if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019391
>Implying KC cares about the twisted gaijin who do nothing but whine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019391
>>14019398

MGU go and stay go. Take your Praxis shit with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019390
Other then Venageance and maybe some of YBA's other stories and random greentexts, most writers try to keep it from getting over the top. Which is a good thing.

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>>14019391
>Create something
>People ruin it
>You're the asshole for not wanting them involved with your stuff anymore
Are you European, by chance?

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>>14019414
I want to write the edgiest story possible! I want it to feature NTR, necrophilia (not the undead kind), murder, and holdholding (WITH THE LIGHTS ON!)!

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>>14019409
What is this Praxis thing? The only thing I know about it is someone tried to get Mono to draw something from it, and he just posted trollface cheshire at them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019405
But they're some of the best lawyers you can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019419
>People ruin it
It was literally one guy if anything KC overreacted trying to get rid of 1 troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019422
>holdholding
Wrestlemania?

[Anonymous No.]

>no lanternon update
I need my smiting fix!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019419
> Create something that's presented as a setting for people to do their own thing with
> NO STOP DOING YOUR OWN THING WITH IT

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>>14019431
And the morons who kept letting him back on their site.

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>>14019431
Technically KC reacted to 1 troll, several out-right death threats, and then MGU defending said troll and death-threats as "Free speech that they can't control".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019419
>One guy does something
>all guys are now shit
Are you a feminist by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019441
>One guy does something
>Everyone else supports him
>Alright fine, fuck all of you then
>Muh rights! Am I being detained! I am entitled to what you've made!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019433
You know it, bitch. I'm gonna make the MC such a heel he'll pin the commentators too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019362
>Sabbath girls' bloody heads on pikes
>Sabbath
They just had to choose sabbath, huh
top kek

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>>14019438
>MGU defending said troll and death-threats as "Free speech that they can't control".
That sounds like a reasonable position to me.
You don't expect websites to endorse the opinions of every chump poster, but you also don't expect them to censor them because they hurt someone's fee-fees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019444
>everyone
I don't think MGU counts as "everyone".

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to the MGU shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019447
Will his mascara run down his face as he cries about how much his mommy ruined his life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019362
I still want to see that picture. Sabbath are the shittiest of shit tier, so it would hardly be a loss.

Also, why the fuck does the demon lord entrust all the research to the head Baphomet? She wants a world of lolis, she'll just try and lolify all the lilims and shit like an idiot.

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>>14019449
Perhaps so, but the thing you have to remember is that KC is Japanese. There's a certain level of courtesy expected in their culture.

MGU basically said "Go fuck yourself, muh free speech", rather than try and present their position in any kind of sympathetic manner.

>>14019451
Mhmm. Dunno if KC knows about 4chan, or this thread more particularly, but he knows there's more to his English Fandom than MGU.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I wouldn't mind my house becoming a sanctuary for fairies and slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019452
As you command, your fenceness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019455
His backstory will involve that, and getting revenge on the clown senator priest dad who touched him as a child and then left him to support his sick mother who was dying of plot device exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any stories of advanced soldiers and monstergirls fighting together in a future war or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019460
That was the last anyone saw of anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019468
Will it end with him gutting the senator with a katana and realizing that revenge and violence are bad when other people do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019292
http://i.imgur.com/GVqVofZ.jpg
For next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019479
No. He'll revel in the slaughter and then stay up all night watching documentaries of high school shooters and listening to cradle of filth. If he has time he might even watch The Room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019426
It's knockoff MGE. They follow roughly the same format, having new monstergirls drawn, then having an article written about them, both of which will go on a wiki.

The art is subpar, the entries are unmemorable, and I think their most standout creation is quite literally a piece of lichen glued onto the back of a girl who hasn't seen the light of day since she was born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019470
Spider and the Fly has the modern day army getting stomped by monsters and recruiting friendly monsters to fight them if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019491
Will he spend hi free time beating his mindbroken sex slave when they try to do anything for their gain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019494
Oh, I think I know what you mean. I don't blame Mono for wanting nothing to do with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019499
Of course. He'll also NTR her with his disabled human neighbor, and video tape them fucking so she can watch it. But first the bitch has to fork out for a VCR to watch it. Guy's not made of fucking VCRs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019458
The funny thing is, I'm not even American, and I know that whole Free Speech thing is only there to give you protection from Government action.
Way I see it, you can say whatever you want, just get ready to face the consequences if what you say is utterly retarded and free of all tact. Spout "Free Speech" all you want, it won't protect you when you start shouting "Nigger" in certain neighbourhoods. Or where people can even hear you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019449
I'm pretty sure sending death-threats doesn't count as free speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019471
Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019506
Will he refuse to realize that many of his problems are caused by his self destructive pursuit of violence and blame it on other people, yet inexplicably never face any lasting consequences because of stupid and contrived reasons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019508
>Spout "Free Speech" all you want, it won't protect you when you start shouting "Nigger" in certain neighbourhoods. Or where people can even hear you.
To be fair if you were attacked for saying Nigger the other person would be the one at fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019512
They'll all need their "meals" from you. You won't have much free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019513
Naturally. It wouldn't be edgy if he also wasn't a Gary Stu who was made out to be just and heroic in all of his actions. He's not actually called Gary Stu though, that would be silly. His real name is actually Thunder Dickthrust. He gets embarrassed at multiple points of the story because its such a girly name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019427
I had a really retarded idea for a smut short premise with one.

>Guy loses arm which she offers to replace
>He receives the new and improved arm (tm) from her, no strings attached, or so he thinks
>It betrays him as soon as she starts undressing, going for his groin and bringing him to full arousal as she's ready to receive her payment
>A life for a life
>We're going to make a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019516
Hell, he's gotta cook for all of them too? Can't they just learn how to make their own food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019533
It's something only a man can make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019116
What MG would you like to mindbreak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019531
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019535
Cooking prime rib with a blowtorch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019544
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019525
Just change his name to Laven and that post sums up the Moose saga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019422
What if it has murder and necrophilia (of the undead kind) but there's no causation between the two, is it still edgy enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019540
>Me wanting an MG to be mindbroken

Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a grasshopper monmusu in line with the mantis KC has...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019540
I think if I were to mindbreak a monstergirl, it'd be a fairy, and even then only to make her a massive pleasure-slave

[Anonymous No.]

Lets say your 3 favourite monster girls had to live together as room mates, would they get along or would they end up hating each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
You tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019540
None. Mindbreak is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019516
They can get their own meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019563
Would she fight evil organizations with flashy moves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019561
Hastur a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019577
But only you can make them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>Anubis
>Dragon
>Nightmare
This sounds like the setup for a sitcom honestly. The prideful, domineering natures of an Anubis and a Dragon clashing with a shy Nightmare caught between trying to keep the peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>Lich
>Werewolf
>Holstaur (third option generally changes depending how I feel though)

I don't think it would go too well, but at least it wouldn't go terribly either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>Shirohebi
>Grapesnake
>Wurm
Maybe?
They'd at the very least be like a good trio of sisters to each other or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>Gazer
>Hellhound
>Anubis

Gazer and Hellhound playing pranks on Miss Prissy all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019589
They can get them from someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>Crow tengu
>Lich
>A lamia I guess

All of them would get along fairly well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019590
More like the Anubis and Dragon would be making out with the Nightmare about to join, and you sitting on the couch, wishing to join but unable to.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna pick up a monoeye with a hug and refuse to let go until she overcomes her immense shyness and hugs me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019540
lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019606
Oh god it's happening again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019606
I really hope we never let him live this down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
An anubis, a hellhound, and a slimegirl.
I think the slimegirl would do okay getting along with them. The anubis might get her doing cleaning chores without much fuss, as long as she's treated nicely.
The hellhound and the anubis would probably be at each others' throats, though. On one hand, the anubis would be trying to assert her orderly world upon the apartment, and the hellhound, as well as living how she likes, would probably try to assert dominance over the anubis.
Not the most functional of roommate relationships. Maybe the slimegirl could act as an intermediary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019603
But then they have to find a guy and keep him from escaping. It's easier if you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019606
I was wondering when this meme would show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>Ushi-Oni
>Hellhound
>Cheshire
Ushi and Hellhound are probably best of friends but Cheshire is always butting heads with Hellhound due to the cat and dog dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa0dZMHYeE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019606
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019613
>>14019623
And here I was hoping the cuckoo had flown the coop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019608
Well I'm going to hurt her feelings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019615
His waifu cucks him with her Sphinx friends too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019637
Ugh, don't post that. At least the art from .less looks good. That's horrendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
Lich, Yeti and Hellhound all living together? Poor Lich is gonna be burning up anywhere near the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019637
Yes, you like your cuck fetish, good for you.

Can you please stop now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019613
>>14019615
>>14019623
>>14019630
>>14019644
If you ignore it it will cease to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019637
I love how much mileage I can get out of this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019615
Me too, anon. Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019649
Why ignore it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019655
>Anubisfucker visits the thread.jpg

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>>14019626

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>>14019661
's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019661
Well it's okay I guess if you like shitting yourselves with rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never commission $75 worth of art of your favorite monster girl fucking someone else
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019661
Because it reeks of desperation. One or two people are bitter about something, so they're determined to make sure they can attach a stigma to a person so they can feel validated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019665
WARNING: OLD MGS

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't cuckposting a bannable action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019669
See this is why I only commission POV lewds. Perfect self insert material and avoids all of this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
>cockatrice
>werebat
>lizardman

I think it'd work out

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>>14019516
Alright, here's the deal. If I were to give these fairies and slimes decent food to eat and a roof over their heads, I would expect for them to at LEAST not make me want to kill myself.

I mean, massages after I get home from all the overtime I'm working to support them would be appreciated, but being their cumpump would be completely out of the question. It would also lead to the exterminator being called.

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>>14019664
I don't know what makes me more mad, the fact that this guy wrote a submissive hellhound story or that someone actually made art/and edit for the shitty thing over a good writefag like Penywise or something.

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>>14019674
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019677
God, if only.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never be a cabin boy aboard an Undead Ghost Ship that's far larger on the inside than it is on the outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019688
Where else will the get their dose of vitamin D?

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>>14019691
Why would either of those make you mad?

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>>14019696
So basically a TARDIS?

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>>14019691
>this guy wrote a submissive hellhound story
God forbid someone like something you dont like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019691
Good stories rarely get any art, sad to say.

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>>14019691
>getting mad over the fact someone wrote monster girl in a way you don't like.

Cry more faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019691
>Getting mad because someone wrote something that goes against canon
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019691
This is the type of faggot who makes these threads shit.

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>>14019673
I'm more annoyed over how he handled it. I don't give a shit about yuri but he was being a standoffish prick about the whole thing. Actual content providers have been vilified for less, and this guy doesn't actually contribute much other than forking out money so an over-saturated girl gets even more fucking pictures.

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>>14019700
Yep, complete with hot springs and designated living quarters. The Captain and cabin boy would share the same room though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019691
>MUH ARCHETYPES

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>>14019691
>Getting mad over that
I love Hellhounds for their dominance but why be angry? Just don't read it. No one's going to make you read 50 Shades of Grey and the same goes for that story.

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>>14019606
Is it cucking if it's another girl?
I don't think it would piss ME off if my mg waifu liked to kiss girls.
But apparently it engenders feelings of violent rage in most.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW I suck shit at premises for writing
>Thus begins the oroboros of procrastination and bitching to /mgg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019720
Are you fucking stupid?

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>>14019691
What? You can't handle submissive Hellhounds? waah waah fuck you. Just because people have different fetishes doesn't give you the right to shipost about it. Same thing with the Anubisbro, so what if he likes seeing his waifu making out with another girl? There's nothing wrong with that, and are you saying Monster Girls making out with monster girls isn't hot?

God fuck this thread for being unable to tolerate different fetishes it's a fucking monster girl fetish you guys have no right

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>>14019702
>>14019706
>>14019711
>>14019713
So none of you (if I'm not talking to a samefag) would be pissed about a dom Kobold story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019698
They could go outside and get some sun, or vitamin supplements. Vitamin D isn't very hard to come by.

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>>14019720
>I don't think it would piss ME off if my mg waifu liked to kiss girls.
I'd totally be okay with my waifu kissing girls as long as after she made the finger motion to invite me over to join in.

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>>14019720
Its one guy trying to force an epic maymay that only lasted like one thread.

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>>14019722
What kind of ideas are you looking for?

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>>14019691
>getting mad over sub hellhounds
Your tears are delicious, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019729
No, why the fuck would I be? I'm no writefag canon police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019729
I'd be totally fine with that.

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>>14019729
Nobody besides one autist got mad over dom kikis. Why would this be different?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019729
Why would someone get mad over an imaginary story about imaginary monster girls that's beyond autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019720
If you want to see your waifu being sexually satisfied by someone yes, then yes you are a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019729
Depends, will people be able to write and discuss normally dominant submissive monster girls without people like you having an autistic fit and trying to ruin the other side's fun?

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>>14019714
Was he? I kind of skimmed that whole thread. I remember him replying, which probably wasn't the wisest thing to do, given how much people were trying to rile things up.
Anyway, it's his money bringing the anubis art in, mostly. Can't really get mad over how he spends it.

Maybe I just don't take these threads seriously enough.

>>14019729
Go for it, sport.

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>>14019726
Pls stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>"CHIRP!"

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>>14019722
>MFW I can come up with dozens of premises that would all make great stories and assess about how long they'd need to be to be fully fleshed out
>Most of the time just go "Eh, I'll see if I still feel like writing 15k on this idea after I finish this current story"
>Always way more story ideas than time to write stories
>Not even procrastinating right now, just trying to get fubar to stream flac to my 360 so I can blast some music through my new fancy speakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019729
In all honesty, do you people even care about this stuff? Or it's just shitposting?

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>>14019746
>doctorstandinginacemeteryhavingbeenaskedaquestion.jpg

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>>14019729
I still remember that one guy that threw a fit over Dragons princess-carrying dudes while pulling a "muh genetics and stronk men" tantrum.

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>>14019755
I want to bully a short stack harpy.

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>>14019567
>Yeti
>Wendigo
>Yuki Onna
Yuki makes a snowstorm around the house, all 3 beg me to go outside in the snow so they can save me in their own way, they end up fighting and I end up cold

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>>14019751
>P-Pls stop posting
>H-Hellhounds must be doms
Too bad kid, I'm getting my Hellhound subs, and you're going to fucking eat it

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>>14019722
I have multiple ideas for things and yet I can't turn them into stories. I also have the entire premise for a Cupid story and yet I can't for the life of me work out an ending to it.

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you guys amaze me with your stupidity and hate you share for one another

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>>14019729
I mean, whatevs, right?
I don't care, as long as people don't throw fits, because I won't.

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>>14019729
I'd consider it poor form, yes.
It's basically special snowflake writing. And special snowflake writing is, as a rule, bad.

> THE MG IN MY STORY IS SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE!
> NOT ONLY IS SHE A MAGICAL FANTASY SEX DOG, BUT SHE'S ALSO TOTALLY UNIQUE IN DISPOSITION AMONG HER SPECIES!!
> WOOOOOOOW SO COOOOOOOOOL

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>>14019768
So when are you going to go back into hiding and shutting the fuck up until you feel like you want to start another shitstorm?

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>>14019768
Now this smells almost like bait...

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>>14019755
Here's a version you may want for a future occasion.

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>>14019768
I'm telling you to stop posting and calm down, you sound even more mad than the guy you are replying to.

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>>14019729
>Werewolves and hellhounds act like dogs
>Dogs are doms

And so the game of personality musical chairs continues.

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>Be walking through the woods as a shortcut
>Suddenly a Bear girl appears
What do?

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>>14019781
Harpystacks will be fed while I gently stroke their heads.

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>>14019788
fall to the ground and play dead?

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>>14019779
>>14019780
So wanting a Hellhound who doesn't rape everything is bait now?

>>14019783
I am fucking mad, it's hypocritical that they can have their kiki dom stories, which they do have like that one Kiki milf and baby kid story, but we can't have our Hellhound sub stories, it's bullshit its hypocritical bullshit

>>14019788
I ask her if she wants to "eat out" of "my picnic"

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>>14019755
Who are ya chirpin' at, shorty?

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>>14019788
Play dead.

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>>14019788
Put her in the cross face.

[Anonymous No.]

What Monstergirl would be the best at completing a series of tests involving intra-dimensional portals where the results are of questionable use to the scientific community?

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>>14019788
Ask her where the closest picnic basket is

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>>14019774
Simple solution: Don't stick to KC's cookie cutter profiles, and consider that even he says to not adhere to the hilariously bereft personality traits.
In a setting where monstergirls exists, she's not a "MAGICAL FANTASY SEX DOG" so much as just another kobold with a preference for domming.
I mean, since when does a person's fetish dictate their entire mindset and disposition?

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>>14019791
Doesn't this not actually work at all?

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>>14019691
Wait, who even did the hellhounds sub story? I don't remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019788
Ask if she wants to get something to eat and maybe have a quick fuck afterwards.

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>>14019788
What kind of Bear girl? What should you do depends on what type of Bear girl you've encountered

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>>14019788
Make a shitty Yogi bear impression to see her get mad.

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>>14019793
>people on an anonymous imageboard are hypocrites

And you're suprised...why exactly?

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>>14019793
Then stay mad, I don't really care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019793
>which they do have like that one Kiki milf and baby kid story
Actually, the only one that Kiki actually dominates is her daughteru, and I don't consider that handjob scene to be very dommy either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019774

> Posts Fizzshire, literally the embodiment of his post

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>>14019325
>baka Anglos
Yeah about that

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>>14019803
Depends how you define "work".
It would technically "work" even better if you take off your pants before doing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019788
Give her the ol' Atomic Buster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019791
>>14019797
You've now been raped and fathered 3 Bear girl cubs

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>>14019799
Wurms using their wurmholes.

>>14019803
I believe it'll work on grizzlies. For black bears, you want to scare them off with imposing body language and loud noises. Do THAT to a grizzly though, and you'll probably get mauled.
Also, no rules apply if there's a bear cub nearby. You'll probably just want to fuck off outta there as fast as you can. And always carry bear spray.

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>>14019691
>submissive hellhound story
Link?

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>>14019818
Arbeit macht frei

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>>14019821
and this is a bad thing?

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>>14019769
I've had this premise of a story involving a wizard getting a group of engineers, politicians, etc. and taking over a city and reworking most of its structure to prevent it from becoming another MGC (in terms of culture and laws), and the MC is one of the engineers with a huge fear of becoming an incubus.

I'm trying to minimize the amount of HFY and edgyness that might result, but doing so causes more thinking and less writing.

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>>14019793
Anon just stop, you're not going to win this.

Just give up.

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>>14019788
Offer her some of the honey I keep in my pocket while walking in the woods.

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>>14019788
Boop her on the nose then run!

[Anonymous No.]

Can we not have a shitstorm over some stupid opinions?
Let's talk about Yetis instead. Would bigfoot essentially be a dark furred Yeti who gives footjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019768
Woah we have a tough guy over here

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>>14019669
Isn't that like, all art?

I mean, how many pieces that go through here are just non-descript anon? That's as much, if not more, other people than it is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019824
ficken macht glücklich

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>>14019801
Not him but this goes back to the longtime problem of people special snowflaking so bad that many monstergirls have more material on their total opposite of a profile than them being played straight. It's not variety in that case. It's just silly when you see people think that they're doing something new or creative by doing the same thing every other opposite day anon has done.

This is especially with the vicious monstergirls as a result of moeblobbification.

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>>14019722
>Come up with all types of interesting premises
>Don't know which one would be more interesting to read/write
>Put it off and post on /mgg/ until some other premise comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019840
It's literally everyone since it's meant to be anon. Think about it, what looks like one guy fucking a girl is 100+ active posters sticking their dick in your waifu.

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>>14019845
>moeblobbification.

Good to know your opinion is garbage.

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>>14019838
She would be a Samsquanch girl who always shows up blurry and breaks into sheds to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019838
I want more cryptid monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019845
*especially pronounced

[Anonymous No.]

Is Quicksilver ded? No more daughteru dicking?

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>>14019828
I'd read the shit out of that, anon. I had an idea involving a guy terrified of incubisation before, but I had no idea what to do with it.

Manage it without a HFY feel and it'd be awesome. Perhaps make that fear the reason why everyone is in on the plan, that and resentment that the MGs wouldn't give them a choice in the matter?

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>>14019860
I hope he's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019860
I hope so, that Hellhound story was 100% boner fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019860
He said the next story he's gonna do is a more mature hair lady one. Who is apparently a buttslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019849
And this is why I never commission "Anon" doin' stuff. I'm even a tad put-off when it's present in requests and such but, eh, can't do anything about that.

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>>14019828
My advice? Make it so that the conflict is because of both humans and the monsters. Have the monsters at fault for not being able to adapt well to modern society and it's laws, as well as rape. Have the humans put in their share of trouble as well for being xenophobic and trying to destroy and enslave the monstergirls which they don't understand. Avoid the common pitfall of having g mustache twirling villains that are totally evil forever and ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019866
>I hope so
I hope it's not so. I should go sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019838
>I like you, and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019852
As opposed to your "enlightened" one that says monstergirl species are nothing but advanced dress up with no racial tendencies?

Sure thing buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019866
I liked kikis dicking more, but yeah, his stuff is pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876
I'd put my hard way into her easy way if you know what I mean.

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>>14019838
>See the illusive Bigfoot Yeti.
>Pull out your camera to take a picture.
>Her head turns around to look at you, she acts startled when the shutter clicks.
>"Kyaa! Pervert!"
>She runs towards you in leaping bounds.
>Expertly kicks the camera out of your hand, which smashes to pieces against a tree.
>When you look back, she's gone.
>Only footprints left by big fluffy feet remain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876
>"easy way or the hard way"
>Not "fluffy way or the comfy way"
Damn, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876
I want to write a yandere yeti thing so hard right now. I'm obsessed with yanderes, this will not end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019882
Are you calling her easy? Pretty rude, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019852
He's right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876
>Say that again and I'm taking away you Boondocks DVD's

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019885
They're obsessed with you too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019885
just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019887
I just want to take it easy with a Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019825
Yes! You need to go with them when they want to catch fish! You need to give them swings because Bears love that! You need to make sure they're nice and chubby for hibernation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019867
>mature hair lady one
Meh
>buttslut
Double meh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019883
They pictures are already uploaded to my cloud storage lol

Ain't escaping the camera this time, bigfoot. Now I just gotta go home and upload them to the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876
Well since it's impossible to resist a monster girl no matter what I might as well go with what she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019906
Why would anyone want to resist a yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019845
I see what you mean.
To add onto that, I think a problem just naturally arises when you give a character traits or a personality not because you'd think they'll add to a character and the quality of the story, but because you're doing it to make a statement of some sort.
You can probably link the whole thing to "Death of the Author", where you bring your own biases in as a writer, and it potentially undermines the story somehow. Of course there's famous books where that happens all the time, but it's a very delicate and fluid situation in general.

My two rules for writing for the thread basically comes down to "Make stories so that people enjoy them, even if it's just one person" and "Even when writing something the thread doesn't like, don't do it to rile people up."

I'm not popular writer at all, in that I post rarely and fly under the radar. That being said, I wrote one smut story as a request for a single person which I knew the thread would probably be a bit averse to. As a result, I tried to write the unsavoury bits of the story as vanilla and approachable as possible.
Of course, some people still wrote the story off as horrid the moment they read the summary, but you can't really help that. It's just people having different tolerances.

I've really gone off on a tangent here, but you can probably see the point I'm making. I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019426
praxis as far as i'm concerned is the poison of MGU
if you want a setting on MGU, check there own compendium and do me a favour by telling Reat that his fucking praxis can go to the 12 circle of hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019889
>OH YEAH, YOU WAS POPPIN ALL THAT GOOD SHIT A SECOND AGO, THEN YOU GOT HUGGED IN YO CHEST
>YOU GET A HUG NIGGA, YOU GET A HUG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876
She doesn't look cute at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019911
Maybe they don't like being the dominated one in the relationship? Maybe they don't like being forced to have sex? Maybe they don't like Yetis?

I don't know anon, you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019906
Yetis only husbando you if you hug them back mang, other than that, they hug you to warm you uo and save your life from the cold, invite you to their lair for shelter if you want, then let you go.

They're the nicest girls in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019903
That's when she appears at your house, power kicks you onto the bed, then mutters about how much of a pervert you are for forcing her to make love to you in exchange for not uploading the picture. Even though that was not your plan at all.

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>>14019912
You giving into slime spammer was pure idiocy man. You knew nothing good would come of it. Might as well have wrote a story for butt egg anon or milkman or any of the other eccentric jackasses that crop up from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019912
>under the radar
You say that like its a bad thing. The best part about being a relative unknown is you actually have more freedom to try out new stuff. If a popular writefag tries out a strange fetish or new direction there's a good chance half the thread will explode. However, if a relatively unknown writer tries the same thing then most people will let it slide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019920
Yeah like that matters in a setting where almost everyone is a cocksucking whore with a following that is the definition of no fun allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019922
I'm not a pervert, she is! She broke into my goddamn house just to have sex with me!

Baka no ecchi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019885
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019913
That game they have a kick starter for on the front page right now doesn't look too awful compared to Praxis either. Not that I care since I don't go to MGU and just pretend these things don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019928
Nigga what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876
>The harder way
Hugs slightly harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019928
Define "no fun allowed" it's a setting for cute lewd wiafu hijinks, which is pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019938
>"What d'you mean I can't go around slaughtering happy couples and single monsters while proclaiming the glory of god?"
>"No fun allowed..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019860
No, I'm not dead. I'll be even less dead later tonight, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019937
Struggle cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019941
But you can, that's exactly what the Order is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019941
Nice to see some faggot putting words in another person's mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019941
That's some bullshit right there. I say we make our own MGC, with blackjack, and hookers...
Then we can kill the hookers for being whores and the blackjack players for gambling in our holy city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019943
You'll be a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019941
This faggot again, just leave already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019948
This anon's on to something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019925
I know, but it was back when the idea was a fresh joke that I promised him, and I just wouldn't feel right not following through, even though I'm still not sure to this day if he actually read it. Hell, it was before the move to /jp/. I'm just horrendously slow.
Despite everything, it was still nice to have it finished, and I don't regret it, only because people don't talk about it. It doesn't cause arguments, because of what >>14019926 says. Everyone's forgotten about it, which is good.
I'll just move onto the next story, which'll be a lot less rectally invasive. And a lot more fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019955
No anon that would be monsterboys, and monsterboys are haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019961
How much fluffy are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019943
Oh, nice. Guess I'll stay awake tonight after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019941
Do you even Holy Order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019964
>Can't be a badass lich because muh monsterboys

Yet a shitload of faggots in here want to be the monstergirl. Really fucking cool, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019972
Take those faggots to /d/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019964
>>14019972
>Not wanting to get genderswapped into a Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019975
How about you take them and go fuck yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019912
How does death of the author or any of this nonsense have anything to do with someone writing a story with a usually dom mg as a sub, or the other way around?

They aren't trying to push a political message or some shit, the odds are that the writefag writes it because it makes his dick hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019972
Become a Necromancer.

Then if you want to be happy for the rest of your life.
Go and make a pretty Lich your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019979
>You'll never become a Lich and have a Lilim waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019986
That does sound like the life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019986
You know what the sad thing is? You could technically become a Lich by making a horcrux LOL HARRY POTTER and having a Skeleton animated via magic with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Good, even if we fight sometimes I still like my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had to choose a monstergirl to be, I would be an Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

remember everytime we have a shitstorm in /mgg/ there is one in /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019968
More than enough to hug anything that moves.

But, for a quantifiable amount: Eight paws' worth of fluffy, one soft tail, and two sensitive velvet ears. Not small paws, either. Big paws. Stonking big paws.

>>14019985
>They aren't trying to push a political message or some shit, the odds are that the writefag writes it because it makes his dick hard.
The point I was making (and probably wording in an awful way) is that if it's done for that reason, it's fine. At least, I like to think so anyway.
You could have the most innocent intentions and still cause a shitstorm, but if you just wanted to write the story to be enjoyed and fapped to, you can't really be blamed for that. Or at least, not blamed as hard, depending on who you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break my nose by accidentally running into a wurm, fall over, and have her freak out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020002
Cat Maido!

[Anonymous No.]

Forgive a noobs question, but what is HFY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Hairy fag yanker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019985
Part of a good story is choosing characters and constructing it in a way that makes sense. Special snowflakes are a terrible crutch used to try to garner attention.

Write a dom as a dom, who cares? Write a sub as a sub, who cares? The story itself makes people care about the characters.

Do the old "no you see this one is different because she's really x when they're normally y" and it's selling it on the donutsteele. That sort of thing is okay in moderation, but it's run rampant. It's just overdone like every other thing this thread has run into the ground like manticores and all the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Highly Fermented Yugoslavians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Horny Futanari Yaoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
HungryForYodles

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020028
>Futanari Yaoi
That's not how this works anon.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/vbNucD7a
Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Humanity Fuck Yeah.
Basically, making claims about how great and amazing humans are while implying everything else is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Harold's Fucking Yak

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Humanity Fuck Yeah.

From an optimistic viewpoint, it represents the idea that no matter how outmatched humanity is against a threat, be it natural or alien, we will overcome it because of our persistence, ingenuity, and will to live.
From a more negative standpoint, it's a cheap copout to poorly justify a human victory over what should otherwise be a literally insurmountable obstacle, simply because the enemy isn't as awesome or desperate as humans, or something like that.

>>14020033
Absolutely, yes. That sounds pretty damn fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Hyper-Fluctuating Yids

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020002
Right now they're probably having a shitstorm about why they can't write about respectable human boys and why it always has to be a dudebro or neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
You know those stupid nationalist movies and works in which the brave and heroic members of (COUNTRY) singlehandily defeat the evil invaders and all cry because their wonderful country can live to see another day? It's like that, only with all of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020033
>http://pastebin.com/vbNucD7a

>Can go all the way up to 20 on each side

THANKS EA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020002
I like to imagine how each post would be on /hbg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020037

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Hilariously Funny Yams

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020017
You're directly drawing a comparison from something you obviously personally hate, to something that's widely regarded as negative, when the comparison doesn't actually match up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020039
It's more about never giving up than winning honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Change USA USA USA for HUMANS HUMANS HUMANS

There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020053
Which makes me wonder, has there ever been a story which invokes HFY, only to have the humans actually lose outright to whatever they're fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020009
Hugs For Yetis, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020050
No, that's literally what it's called. These sort of things are like watching a bunch of preteens put together their first DnD party. But please, go on about how the classic snowflake characteristic isn't one. You can start with Drizzt.

And I hate special snowflakes in general, I could care less about sub/dom bullshit. I rather enjoy both, depending on my mood. So you're grasping at straws there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020033
God no.

Monster girls make everything fun shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020059

Do it yourself, anon. You might be the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020059
I think I saw that once on a movie but that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020070
Do you enjoy being grumpy?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if I completely missed or it or it just never got posted but there's a new Gazer lewd.

http://astralseven.tumblr.com/image/127889177739

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020059
The kind of people that enjoy it would hate that kind of ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020063
I'm the one grasping at straws? You used manticores as an example of threadcanon out of all things, when the threadcanon around them is honestly pretty accurate to the profile.

You're the only one who keeps going on how it's literally special snowflakes and donut steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020080
Hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020059
Yeah, there was an old one on /tg/ where humans were one of half a dozen slave races to a galactic empire. By luck they were used far and wide in shipping to be in contact with everyone. So the humans were in the right place to rally the others to all rise up against their masters. Mankind was wiped out as an object lesson as they had been the main rebel rousers. But they kept fighting to the end, and while it was too late for humanity, the other races banded together and won their freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020080
It was posted in /h/. It's a nice image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020080

Why are her eye stalks looking in a different direction than her bigeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020059
Go ahead and do it if you want, but don't act all offended if people write stories where humans outright win over monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020082
i belive that is half the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020089
They're looking at you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020083
>used manticores as an example of threadcanon
Your reading comprehension sucks. It's used as an example of a subject that has been overused and run into the dirt. There's nothing mentioned about threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020080
>Astral Seven
Huh, I recognize that name. I think he was in a multistream with an artist I follow who was also drawing an MGE-related thing.

And then a third guy who was drawing a non-MGE Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

For the sake of a story im working on let me make sure i have this straight.
Dark matters first form, then go and find a man they like, then join with him, and then explode sending demonic energy all over and converting the land to a demon realm and the people into monsters right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020085
Huh, that's a pretty clever way of doing it. Humans still get the HFY, it gets punished, but they don't die because their HFY led to a big co-op effort. At the very least, it's about the safest way of approaching that sort of situation.

>>14020092
Ah, I don't take sides on that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020092
Oh, they will, I can guarantee that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020098
Also forgot to mention is that the colouring is by Mono, first noticed it on his page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020094

And what is the bigeye looking at? Her 'real' husband? Am I cucking some one? If I am, Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020099
Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020106
Take your passive aggressive shit and choke on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020108
No, she's just too embarrassed to look at you with her main eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020099
wiki is your friend. i dont want to feed you possibly wrong info

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020108
Dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020099
They also have to collect the lust of people to charge up their spirit bomb like Goku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019722
Hey it could be worse, you could have tons of ideas but could have cold feet since they involve certain monster girls being involved with a certain fetish that would cause this thread to bitch it's little head off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020117
Which one there's like ten of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020111

Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020110
Well, feel free to sperg about facts, I have better things to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020120
Maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020117
I have cold feet because I suck at dialogue and premises. My dialogue is literally worse than both Bob and Alp combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get a demonic waifu
>Is completely loving and devoted to you
>Only thing is, she's evil
>Literally evil
>She isn't just devoid of a moral compass. She likes doing evil things.
>However, she can't stand the thought of hurting or seriously upsetting you
>You are the world's only defense against her wicked tendencies. You're in charge of emotionally manipulating her into not doing horrible things.
>As much as he loves you, she'll never not be evil. Other than concerning you, she is a heartless genocidal monster.

Would you take the responsibility? Could you love her legitimately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020117
Don't play coy. You sound like one of those guys that knows the place will explode but are fishing for encouragement and playing guessing games anyway.

That's just a stupid move. Ask how it worked out for Cheesenugget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020128
What kind of maledom? The loving kind or
"Now you're my bitch forever" kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020117
at least i was called out for my idea and not my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020128
But that's j- Oh, you. I don't care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019876

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Nope, I'd purge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
How good can I turn her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Evil is subjective. Just what exactly is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
I don't think I could. I might be an asshole, but I don't think I'm "evil" enough for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020137
Well, I guess for the more gentle girls like Holsts and Yetis it would just be the latter.

But for the more savage rape machines like Ogres and Hellhounds it would start out as the former and eventually become the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what this thread needs? Abathur-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Yes and yes, vampire a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Nah, I'm good, thanks. It's not like some evil cunt will actually listen to me in the long run anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020146

Can't be done. She's the end-all, be-all. She alone is more powerful than anything you can throw against her.

>>14020147

None. Zero good. She will always be psychotic and evil. The one exception is that she refuses to harm you in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020150

She's bathing in a bathtub of blood you blind dunderhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Evil people enjoy hurting other evil people right? Because I have some petty vendettas we can start with and work our way up. So uh, no problem I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020150

Genocide, torture, etc. She likes hurting people.

Except you. You're the only thing that can potentially prevent her evil actions, but only because she can't stand the idea of upsetting you. You have to be a constant deterrent against her violent nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020160
For all I know, she could've robbed a blood bank or a sfx store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020159
What If I huff and sleep on the couch if she tortures anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020159
It's kind of pointless to even ask the question if you're just going to counter "mary sue"

Kill her. Nope
Leave. Brings you back.
Suicide. Good try.

Get out faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020166
>robbing a blood bank
>not hitler level of evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020164
And I'm sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020166
>Going to an sfx store for red food coloring and corn syrup
More like the grocery store.
>Honey, you're all sweet and sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020168

>Mary Sue

That is not what that term means. 'Strong' does not meant 'Mary Sue'. She's powerful, but she's a horrible person. She's too strong to kill.

You could commit suicide though. However, that would cause her to go on an unrestrained rampage since you're the only thing that can influence her to not do evil things. You can abandon responsibility but it would have horrible consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
She's perfect I'd serve and love her forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020174
>>14020184
But she's EVIL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020164
>She likes hurting people
Then she and I shall battle for that title. Let me just grab my baseball bat and my rooster mask...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020185
confused_einstein_yes_and.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020185
Yes and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020185
Considering all the hate in general, let alone towards monster girls, humans could stand to deal with a nice decimation every so often. Just to see if they can be scared straight before we go any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020181
>She's the end-all, be-all.
>more powerful than anything you can throw against her
>Not Mary Sue.
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020117
For as much as people don't care for me at least I know not to bait them into stuff involving idiotic fetishes that belong on /d/, and /d/ alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>Part of a team that handles "monster removal"
>No killing, just making them feel like staying is more trouble than it's worth
>This job is a tough one, a Dragon has set up her lair overlooking the governor's home
>Head up there, sure of yourselves and trusting in your preparation
>You get wrecked
>Through sheer fortune (or misfortune depending on your outlook) one of your grenades goes off and collapses most of her cave
>You all pull yourselves out of the rubble and as you sit there and catch your breath, she bursts out of the cave, fury burning in her eyes
>She snatches you off the ground and you're almost positive she's going to kill you right then and there
>"MY HORDE. I SPENT YEARS ON MY HORDE AND YOU DESTROYED IT IN SECONDS. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS."
>This is it, your final moments
>She drops you, much to your confusion, and her expression softens slightly before she declares that she's come up with an idea
>If you're so keen on destroying her things, she'll make the centerpiece of her new horde something you won't destroy
>You

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020196

Being strong =/= Mary Sue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135

How could I fall in love with a thing that likes to hurt people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020189
>>14020193
>>14020194
Fucking sluts all of you! Would you eat her out as she sign for the execution of rebels? Help her clean off the caked blood and gore after a long day of work? Listen to her troubles that she can tell only you? Help her sire a family that will follow in her footsteps and crush everyone underneath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020201
>Horde
>Not "Hoard"
Hah. I made that same error in the first draft of the prologue I wrote for my Dragoon story...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020209

If you don't stay with her then there will be nothing to stop her from doing awful things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020202
>exceptionally strong
>lacks any realistic, or relevant character flaws in the given information

Her love for the reader can not be considered a weakness when being all powerful. She could literally snap her fingers, kill everyone on the planet but you, and there wouldn't be a thing you could do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020210
Yes to all; but I'd try to raise our kids to be more moderate than their mother.

But not so moderate that they might get ideas about "Deposing the evil regime" or some such nonsense. A good child who's loyal to their family, even if that family is "Evil". Dozle Zabis. That's what we want here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020210
Anon please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020214
>lacks any realistic, or relevant character flaws in the given information

She is literally an evil person who would ruin everything if it wasn't for you.

A Mary Sue is a perfect self-insert with no character flaws. This lady, however, is a mentally disturbed genocidal maniac who would bring ruin to the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020198
I laught a bit when I read that screencap, then I searched google for this guy's "fetish".

To anyone who's reading this: Do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020222
>why don't you like my unbeatable/unkillable character?

Not that guy, but it doesn't even matter if it's a mary sue or not. Nobody likes an invincible character, well, aside from faggots I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135

>anon gives us a fun little game to play
>'you find yourself in yon sex parlor. you see ye semen demon. What dous thou do?'
>we say 'calm ye semen demon'
>and he says 'ye can't calm ye semen demon'
>so we just have to sit here and imagine how we can't calm ye semen demon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020198
>botflies
STOPPED READING, FUCK THAT SHIT, PURGE EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020222
Rather than defend his position, just argue semantics.

You create a hypothetical character, ask how the reader would respond to said character, and then shut down his response with "all-powerful"

Why fucking bother asking then. There's only two possible choices: Be evil along side her, or watch helplessly as she does eveil things anyway.

Whooooo. The options. Oh but you can kill yourself, because being all-powerful doesn't allow her to just bring you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020220
>>14020221
She's the kind of woman who would strangle someone to death if the insulted you. She spends all of her days plotting on how to use the pain and misery of others to benefit herself, expect for your birthday, in which she puts her all into making it perfect. Not to mention how just the thought of you getting hurt makes her anger engulf the sun. How can you love a being like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135

that's a bit

fucked

I mean, assuming all you said is set in stone, she would be in perpetual sadness and suffering because she cannot express her true nature to not upset you and at the same time she is happy because you are happy she is not going full nuclear, that would be infinite suffering unless she snaps and goes batshit crazy and loses herself becoming a husk.

I'd say fuck the world, do evil things, bring the apocalypse I don't care, I will love you still, I have no need for the world, I only need you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Sure why not, I'm a selfish asshole who's happy as long as me and my immediate circle are okay. Even if I didn't convince her to be awful I'd still lovingly hold her and tell her she's wonderful. Also I'm slightly bias because of that image, Liz is waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020228
>dis knigga never had parasitology
Just reading that list made me lose my appetite for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020257
If she displays such devotion to me, who am I to do anything less than return it in full?

In short, "How can I love a being like that?"
Very easily.

[Anonymous No.]

So what monster girls do you think would be Banksy-tier pretentious artists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020268
She's insane and enjoys hurting people. What if she wanted to show you one of her "re-education" centers? Would you just smile and go along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
I don't think I could love her.

What happens if you tell her that when she does hurt other people, it hurts you emotionally because it gives her a bad reputation and some people die for nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020202
>"She's too strong to kill"
>But she's totally not a mary sue guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020269
Gazer or Leanan Sidhe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020269
That's not even pretentious. That's just being a faggot, like Duchamp.

Probably Akaname since they have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020254
Still waiting for your response jackass. Or perhaps you finally realized how dumb your argument was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020257
I don't really want to post moer reaction pictures but I'd love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020257
>How can you love a being like that?
Quite easily, as long as she's nice to me that's all I care for.
>>14020273
>What if she wanted to show you one of her "re-education" centers?
"Now now sweetie why pay attention to the peasants when we could be using that time to devise new torture techniques over a cup of tea. Doesn't that sound much better?"

Got to play to her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020298
>loses argument
I wus just troling gaiz. y u mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020290
Not even him but sues can be dark and edgy and have flaws. They're usually just irrelevant or wacky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020269
Well not all of them, but i could picture dark priest's making some r/athiesm tier levels of stupid stuff about how obvious it is that the fallen god is right

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
>Those Nails
NOPE
Trace On
Change Beetle, Change Hyper Beetle All Zecters Combine
Turn Off Pain Inhibitors
Take this My Love, My Anger AND ALL OF MY SORROW
The Reason for your Defeat, is you Pissed Me Off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020311
She'd get into an argument with Paladin-chan and ruin so many threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020315
Anon? Are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020298
You're wrong.
>>14020302
So you want her to be even more evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020310
My point was that you can't have flaws and be all powerful. By definition. Any character flaws are totally irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020315
Shirou, Tendou, Raiden, Domon...

Don't recognize that last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020331
>Doesn't recognize Jotaro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020328
Yeah, like that one where she just wants to see you smile and it's the only thing that can sway her, totally irrelevant. Yep. Totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020142
How Can Yetis Be Real If Our Peepers Aren't Real

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never take in a childish Succubus that clings to you like a lost, busty puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019991
If I'm a skeleton how will i fuck my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020327
>So you want her to be even more evil?
The key would be distracting her by sitting down with the pretence of discussion torture then distracting her with romantic stuff . Failing that like I said I'm selfish, her being more evil has no direct impact on me so I wouldn't mind giving in and humouring her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020337
You bone her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020333
She just uses her god powers to force you to smile?

Wipes your brain to love her whether or not you want to (in a way that doesn't cause you harm)?

Just says fuck it, kills everyone, and says you should smile now, because you might as well since you couldn't save them anyway?

Try again faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020322
>tfw twin older sisters
>tfw one of them joins the church of the order and the other joins the fallen curch
>constantly bickering and arguing, often over the smallest things
>each of them sure that the other is corrupting you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020342
i should have seen this coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020315
>You will never work to surpass the monster girl who walks the path of heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020339
But what if she gets the wrong idea and thinks you're into that stuff? Se might try to get you to watch recorded sessions of her and her victims to get you in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020308
What

>>14020327
>You're wrong
No I'm not. I want to worship her and tell her how evil she is and how much I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020332
Oh Jotaro.
Sorry, I'm just more used to hearing him in Japanese. Also, Joseph's more quotable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135

I'm a big goodie-two shoes so nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020343
Wait, are you saying that's not a Sue? Because you aren't winning any points there. You're not being consistent with her characterization either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Fuck that, I'd lure her into a trap where a bunch of archangels smite her until shes less than a pile of dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020210
Simply put, you're asking if I value humanity as a whole over the mental stability of my lover. Even with her out of the equation, my answer remains the same. Fuck. No.

This has nothing to do with her. I've simply seen more than enough to convince me that humans must be purged as soon as possible. Nazis, SJWs, the Trump Bible... All must be sterilized before they can spread any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020353
Wrong anon. I'm saying it is Sue, or at the very least, a very bad character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019567
Three Holstaurs, hopefully they're triplets.
Alternatively a Holstaur, a Yeti, and I guess a Weresheep. I'm not even sure where they could all live together, two are from the farm and the other is from the tundra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020364
Then you weren't the guy I was originally responding to I think. I agree with all that. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020349
Then I tell her that her body is much more arousing to me than anything in the world and that I don't need any aid to get me in the mood.

Or just watch the first minute then start making out with her, it'd fall into the trap of "confirming" her misunderstanding but doing that kind of thing with a monster girl will cause her to focus on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020360
I'm with ya; though I'm more apathetic.

I'd rather just help her build an Orbiting Space Fortress of Evil or some shit, and relax on-high while she metes out her cruelty to the world below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020336
If I did, I'd tell her that white is definitely not her color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020360
>Real life Traitor-kun
It's been awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020350
Worship her how? As a person or full body goddess worship?

>>14020360
She'll only crush what good remains in the world

>>14020367
I guess that would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020343
I'm still waiting for your next sad attempt.

Feed me.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't think of a good 'real' beginning, but here we go.

>You know you shouldn't be doing this again, but here you are
>Your bare feet make no noise on the rough, off-white carpet all throughout your house, and you are small and skinny and athletic enough to sneak around rather well
>You're quiet too; you never talk much in the first place and it has always surprised you how often people don't realize you're around
>You are tensed and ready to bolt at any moment though, if things go awry
>The thought of being a millisecond away from being caught excites and thrills you almost as much as what you came here to 'observe' in the first place
>'Observation' is what you like to call it in your head, but you are fully aware that it's sneaking and spying
>Not that you sneak around and spy on people all the time though, there are just times like this where you... can't help it
>At least that's the excuse you keep rehearsing in your mind as you peer through the inch-wide gap between the door in front of you and the wall
>Your heart beats louder and faster as you silently take deep whiffs of the faint, musky smell of sweat combined with that familiar, sweet aroma of flowers
>That flowery smell has pervaded your house for the past several months, but it still calms you and excites you like it had when you first smelled it on her

>Her.
>Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020373
>Feed me.

Does it have to be human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019788
Take out my jar of honey then dip my dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020376
Does it have to be mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020376
I'm willing to settle for still-breathing Yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Download MM chapter 35
Papi looks adorable in that frilly bikini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020360
>everyone sucks but me
I'm pretty sure I can find something purge-worthy about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020379
Where am I supposed to get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020372
>As a person or full body goddess worship?
As my wife and my personal goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020336
That'd be pretty morally confusing for me.
They literally feed from fucking, but I don't want to look like some creep who brought her in for her body.
One thing's for sure, though: she'd get lots of cuddles and hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020383
I'm pretty sure I can make something up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020374
Assuming this is what it could be, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020389
Don't bother, that self-righteousness alone will suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020397
B-but I was excited to be helping. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020399
Your time will come anon, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020402
I'm pretty sure I have an exciting career in law or politics.

And fuck these moving selections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020386
Like what? Seeing her dressed in lingerie after having bathed in the finest of oils? Memorizing every part of her body, every bump and curve and muscle from head to toe? Caressing and suckling her most sensitive parts to hear her moan as you take pleasure in that only you can appreciate the work of at that she is?

Because that's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020407
No it's not dumb it's the right thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020374
>It takes almost no time for your eyes to focus on what is going on at the far end of the room
>Yes, this is exactly what you came for
>Your cousin's morning workout
>Her back is turned to you as she watches the video on her TV, you can barely see the Oni twins on the screen as they go through their pre-programmed routine
>Thick, midnight black hair obscures your view a little; the braid that hangs down from her head and trails on the floor for several feet is thicker than both of your arms put together
>The braid sways and writhes occasionally like a massive, sleepy python as your cousin stretches and contorts her lithe, mature body
>She's still never told you how much older than you she is but from what you can tell, the difference is at least ten years

>The only other people who would know are your parents, but they're gone now
>Not that you really care about that though
>Your parents had just been people who only happened to share the same house as you, you never cared to form a relationship with the bastards
>You were actually relieved when they said they ware going away, but you had been very apprehensive when they said that your cousin would be living with you now
>As weird as it is having a monstergirl live with you, it definitely beats living with your tyrannical parents
>The Kejourou isn't so bad

>That thought snaps back to reality and you mentally chastise yourself for getting distracted; she'll be done working out soon and you've barely even had yourself a peek
>Oh boy.
>You're glad you came back when you did, it looks like it's time for squats now
>The Kejourou's incredibly round, beautifully wide butt bounces and jiggles a little as she bends her knees and thrusts it towards the ground
>Her shiny black spats must have some sort of spell on them; you have no diea how the sweat-soaked, gleaming black fabric is able to deal with the massive twin globes of plushy, sweaty flesh straining and bulging out against it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020407
That sounds magnificent. No better way to spend an evening.

[Anonymous No.]

This is finished now. Thanks to everyone who stopped by the stream.

http://i.imgur.com/5fVx1zE.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
>sticky toad again
Eh, I guess.

I mean, it's still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
dear god

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020417
>The Kejourou's incredibly round, beautifully wide butt bounces and jiggles a little as she bends her knees and thrusts it towards the ground
I don't have much interest in Kejourou, but this is actually pretty appealing.
>>14020421
>http://i.imgur.com/5fVx1zE.png
I like the way you drew the pattern on her rear.

[PantyQuest No.]

Demons are in, page 36.

Dare you take their underwear?

http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

Had a long break, gonna try and pick this up again, expect some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
>http://i.imgur.com/5fVx1zE.png

That's some fine ass work.
>Dat tadpole
So she's a milf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
Mono, you are so goddamn based.

>>14020417
>Peeking on sexy, mature Kejourou cousin working out
You too Quicksilver!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
>New MG with a 10/10 body.

Still posting frog porn.

I'm half joking, half serious. Next MG pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020417
My dick is already hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020434
>You live
Today is a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
This is what happens when you wade through a swamp, Frog Girls will latch onto your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020413
>>14020420
Why? You think she'll reward you by taking you right there? That she'll shower your neck with kisses as she guides you into her? That she'll rock her hips as she clings onto you taking pride in ever moan and quiver you make? That she'll make you cum deep inside of her before she demands you stay with her so she can relax like this?

After that, he has the head maid tossed into the mines when she discovers the peephole in your bedroom and bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020434
Welcome back mang.
>Someone always seems to forget this each year though, and ends up being in service to a Demon for eternity for a crate of their favorite beer. Try not to be this guy.
That sounds pretty lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020383
>>14020389
>>14020397
>>14020399
>>14020402
>>14020404
I step away for a moment to cool off, and my how things have developed. Also...
>implying I intend to survive my own madness

>>14020370
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hang out with a Gandharva who's into douchey-looking metal bands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020434

I wish their bio wasn't literally evil. The mutual eternal erotic servitude thing was hot. The "succumb to evil" thing, not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020445
Is it any swamp in particular, or just where ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019832
Are you a dumb Brit's assistant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020452
At least KC finally admitted that Deruella and her cronies are, in fact, actually evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
Tonguejobs are my fetish. Thank you, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020449
>cool off
>implying we were serious/mad
Why would you think that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020447
Well...yes. See? She's a wonderful woman. There could be no better bride.

>Spoiler
Poor girl...she really should have known better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020447
Yes that's perfect

>spoiler
That's a dumb maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020452
Hate to play the card, but aren't the profiles just generalizations?

>>14020461
Meant 'cool off' as in really cool off. Hot as fuck around here, A/C is broken, and I came close to passing out for a moment there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020458
Did he? I must have missed that.

Sounds like someone needs a Yeti hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020421
Good job. She really looks hotter in that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020449

please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020468
They are.

And in addition, KC's gone on record several times that, if viewed from a pure Black-and-Whtie standpoint, Monsters are "Evil" and the Order is "Good".

But that's not really the point of this setting, now is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020434
>still no yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020468
>Meant 'cool off' as in really cool off
It's actually rather pleasant at my place. Anything lower and I would actually have to wear pants.

And I refuse my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020473
Yeah, this horse is long since dead.

Still, t'was all in good fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020458
You know full well people will bullshit their way out of it with
> "It's a poor translation!"
> "The Japanese term is more subtle and doesn't actually mean evil."
> "Japanese words are folded a thousand times and are stronger than steel."
> "And they're just generalizations anyway!"
> "Your special snowflake waifu can be unique and have a magical contrarian personality"

If anything I'm surprised the shilling hasn't started a...
>>14020468
There we go

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020468
I can't think of another profile that I found quite as disturbing. Except druella.

>>14020474
I guess that's up to how you interpret his writing. I've always assumed he was going for the MG's not being the demons they had been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020480
>Japanese words are folded a thousand times and are stronger than steel

Ok, that's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020474
Anon its porn. You aren't supposed to think about things like good and evil your supposed to think about dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020476
>You ask politely for a pair
>She hand one over before letting you know that your welcome to stay
>Cuddle sex

The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020438
I like Demon but she's not that interesting. We'll see.

Meanwhile here's a Gazer drawing I colored.
http://i.imgur.com/L3FaolF.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020482
>MGs not being the demons they had been.
Well for one, these are literal demons...and even then, they're still loving, devoted, and don't kill off their "Victims".

>>14020486
Yes, that's what I meant by "Good vs Evil not being the point". You get it anon. Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020486
Yes, but then why build a world in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020462
>>14020466
Perhaps the maid was just curious in what your wife saw in you, maybe her own feelings and lust played into it as well. But what matters is that she defiled your body with her eyes, and intruded upon your most intimate moments, presumably doing more then just watch. But now she's rotting away in a dark dangerous hole, your wife is thinking about making sure none of the hired help will do able to act on any of these thoughts permanently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020493
Yeah, that got posted earlier. Pretty damn nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020417
>The mature, hourglass figure of the focused, panting woman in front of you makes your throat feel tight
>The way her slender, petite waist complements and accentuates her huge bust and voluptuous rear makes something unknown and terrifyingly animalistic stir deep inside of you

>Your cousin springs back up again and her hair swings across to her other side; the alabaster flesh of her chubby thighs sways and ripples as her spats ride up into her butt crack
>Before you even have time to process how fantastic her butt looks when it is perfectly outlined by her shiny black spats, her hair sways back across her butt and she is bending down again
>Her spats stretch out dangerously once more; you see the black fabric lighten a little as the springy threads are stretched and pulled away from each other by that fantastic pale posterior

>The Kejourou huffs and groans with exhaustion as she continues her squats
>Your hungry eyes trace her butt's every movement; from a standing position to just barely grazing the floor and back again
>The way her hair drifts back and forth across her back and ass almost like a massive, braided tail is a little annoying
>It almost feels like there is something, some part of her that it doesn't want to let you see
>You don't pay it too much mind though, you are getting the view of a lifetime even with her hair doing that
>As dirty and incredibly unlikely as it is, you can;t help but fantasizing about being smothered beneath that plush, squishy, deliciously sweaty bubble-butt that is barely wider than the distance between your shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020500
Well, I can't say I blame her for her reaction.

Still, pre-emptive action could be a problem. I'd have to convince her that the example of the former-head maid is enough to keep the others in line. If nothing else, I could argue that lobotomies and such could adversely affect their work.

[Anonymous No.]

Would any kind of monstergirl adventurer dare be naive enough to free you, an evil ancient immortal knight who's been imprisioned in magic stone for millenia, from your restraints just to husbando you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019449
As much as I agree, death-threats are legally not protected by freedom of speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020497
He made a horrible mistake.
Also the world is kinda just set up around dickings. Monsters are good and nice and when you dick one the Demon lord gets more powerful so she can make it so that monsters can give birth to incubi. The setting is set up so that you can save the world through dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020497
Exactly. I kind of liked the whole "they're not evil anymore, but still hunted" deal. It separated it from boring porn.

It's kind of ruined if they're actually evil. If that's your fetish, that's fine, but I rather doubt I'm the only one here longing for a waifu and not hellspawn.

[Anonymous No.]

Should we have a Metal Gear themed OP for the next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020417
>>14020507
>>Her shiny black spats must have some sort of spell on them; you have no diea how the sweat-soaked, gleaming black fabric is able to deal with the massive twin globes of plushy, sweaty flesh straining and bulging out against it
>>Her spats stretch out dangerously once more; you see the black fabric lighten a little as the springy threads are stretched and pulled away from each other by that fantastic pale posterior
>>As dirty and incredibly unlikely as it is, you can;t help but fantasizing about being smothered beneath that plush, squishy, deliciously sweaty bubble-butt that is barely wider than the distance between your shoulders
And just when I was thinking it couldn't get better than those lewd-as-fuck adorable helltwins, you swing this at us? Goddamn man. Girls working out in spats, getting a good sweat going is just...glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020492
>Lie down on the ground outside the Yeti dorm.
>Your fellow members bury you up to your neck in fake snow.
>Yell for help.
>A Yeti stumbles out the front door, a small barrel of whiskey around her neck, just like those St. Bernard's dogs.
>She rushes to you and starts shoveling snow out at lightning speed.
>You're quickly freed, and the Yeti asks if you're all right.
>Shove your hands between her legs, and with a sharp tug, pull out her underwear.
>She gives out a yelp and you quickly run off.
>Yell out "THANKS FOR THE PANTIES, FAG!"
>Hi-5 your fratbros once you're back at your dorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020493
Dayum, that girl has got some fat eyestalks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020512
I think it would help if there wasn't any corruption stuff, but that's just me I guess.

>>14020513
I also very much doubt you're alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020507
>deliciously sweaty bubble-butt that is barely wider than the distance between your shoulders
Hnnngh, the ass if fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020525
>bullying yeti
You are the fucking scum of the earth. Prepare to be tied up and thrown into the dark elf dorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020480
> "Japanese words are folded a thousand times and are stronger than steel."
I gave a good kek at this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020452
>I wish their bio wasn't literally evil.
How is it? They just turn a dude into a perv and then take real good care of him while also fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020525
>Implying you can resist the urge to cuddle.

>>14020534
This guy gets it. Although that's a fate I'm not sure I'd wish on anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020508
She's just worried that one day she won't be there for you and you'll be taken away from her. Anyway, she wasn't talking about lobotomies but a different kind of surgery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020513
At the very least, it's really only Druella's Faction who's actively "Evil".

And if you like Devils and Demons, just headcanon yourself a more moderate gal who didn't join the Druella Militia? S'not much of a stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020515
No because that would invite spoilers from the natives

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020544
I doubt anyone on /jp/ would have a reason to browse /v/.
Because y'know "crossies".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020511
I don't think anything's LEGALLY protected by freedom of speech on a privately-operated website. No-one's claiming KC wasn't legally within his rights to can them.

But the real question is whether or not it's *reasonable* to C&D a website of several thousand of your own fans just because literally a handful of them were being intransigent retards.

I would suggest that it is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020539
Succumb to evil.


Frequent vocabulary:
Corruption - In this setting, you can have/want moar sex.

Temptation - Not really evil, unless you think sex is evil.

Pleasure - See above.

All but the first really aren't "evil" except from the PoV of the Order, who's depicted as mislead and ignorant about the new MG's better nature. They are also kinky.

"Succumb to evil" is very different from phrases he normally uses. Evil is evil, no matter the point of view. Druella is evil.

>>14020543
Yeah, I know. the first half of the profile seemed like a different tone and I'm curious why.

[Anonymous No.]

EROS IS BEST GOD!
HEART PUPILS FOR ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020493
I'm going balls deep in the slimy, NEET, multieye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020563
>Not having empty black pupils
It's almost like you don't wanna be a villain at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020564
Gross! I bet you would kiss one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020572
Anywhere on her body! Even on her Eyestalk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020563
Eros is the one true God, so it is written.
The kaffir shall know her holy wrath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020575
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020507
>Your heart leaps as the TV screen goes black and your cousin slowly begins to turn around
>Fuck.
>Time to leave.
>You turn and sprint towards the bathroom two doors away and lock yourself in as quickly and as quietly as possible
>Even though the distance between the Kejourou's room and the bathroom the two of you share is only a few feet, you have to wait a few moments for your breath to return
>You were so distracted during your 'observation' that you didn't even notice your hand had moved to your pants at some point
>The painfully compressed bulge in your pants is begging to be dealt with

>You take a deep breath before sitting down on the lid of the toilet and pulling your pants off
>They rest loosely around your shins as you lean back and close your eyes, letting the wonderful sights and smells of your voyeurism wash over you
>Oh yes, that was a fantastic session indeed
>You can just see her voluptuous butt bouncing in those shiny black spats and her thick, midnight hair swaying in front of you
>Pleasure builds very quickly and you feel the edge is almost within reach

>"Anon."
>You freeze.
>On no. Please. Please no.
>Your eyes spring open as terror courses through you
>"L-Lily..."
>The mature Kejourou towers over you, grinning widely and still dripping with sweat
>"You know I like to wash up after I work out, right?"
>"Y-yeah... but I thought I locked the door..."
>"Oh please Anon, you think mere locks can keep me out?"
>You stifle a gasp as her hair un-braids itself and billows out around her shoulders like a thick, black cloud of smoke
>Hundreds of thin, silky strands of unfathomably long hair tickle at your feet and twine around your toes and ankles
>"Um... uhh..."
>You are far too scared and distracted to form words

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020561
>Yeah, I know. the first half of the profile seemed like a different tone and I'm curious why.
Business vs. Pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020578
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020578
Go on......

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020561
>"Succumb to evil" is very different from phrases he normally uses.
Which is kind of my point. It seems confusing since shes not really doing anything new in the grand scheme of things. The only thing of note is how aggressive she is about turning humans into monsters but the guides have made it pretty clear that that's a far cry from being evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020579
The simple answer is that he probably just needed antagonists for whatever "world building" he's trying to do.

But can't we all just not be evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020582
Another thing you must remember...

We're not reading the Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
We're reading what some guy is telling us the Monster Girl Encyclopedia says; and are thus at the whims of his idiosyncrasies and choices of terminology, some of which may not fit with our own, or even the original intent of the text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020582
Meh. I think "succumb to temptation/lust/desire" would have been more accurate and arousing. It doesn't have that purge-on-sight vibe. If nothing actually evil is occurring that's a poor choice of wording.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020578
This is pretty saucy, and I hope she uses her hair in clever manners very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

You know I think I finally figured out what I like about the demon profile, its the same thing I liked about Cheshire back in the day. I like their angle of tempting, but tempting other people,like not trying to seduce a guy so they can have them bus seducing them for some other monster. Like convincing some dude that that werewolf down the street is in danger when in reality she's in heat. Or giving a monster advice on what sort of clothes a dude likes so she can have a better shot at him. There's something appealing about sexual hijinks that involve people around them.

[Anonymous No.]

I need yandere stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020604
MachineAnon has a Kraken short that has yandere vibes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020602
>Like convincing some dude that that werewolf down the street is in danger when in reality she's in heat
Not really related, but just to launch on a tangent here, can I just say I want more of this? I like the idea of canid MGs "going into heat", and think that more needs to be done with it. Sure there's the whole "Full Moon" bit that gets attributed to all MGs, but this feels more...unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020578

>YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT LOCKED DOORS, ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020534
They're from the dudebro frat house, they can't help it. The nerd fraternity wouldn't steal a yeti's panties like that, they'd sit on /mgt/ and post >tfw no yeti gf to cuddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020561
>All but the first really aren't "evil" except from the PoV of the Order
How the fuck is corrupting females into sex hungry monsters against their will not evil as fuck? I dont understand how ANYONE can see that as good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020630
How is it not a good thing? They're happy, the men are happy, everyone is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020578
>Lily continues to grin down at you smugly, fully aware that you can't keep your eyes off of her deliciously curvy body
>From the soaked pink sports bra that barely conceals the massive, glistening white lumps that are her breasts to the undeniably arousing outline of her puffy vulva through those thin black spats to her strikingly beautiful facial features; you are completely trapped and entranced by her tantalizing, busty form

>She sighs exasperatedly, what she seems to have resigned herself to isn't clear to you yet
>"I need the bathroom Anon. Can you move?"
>You barely hear her; even if her words had registered with you, you aren't sure your body would respond if you tried to get up
>"Anon? Hellooooo?"
>She bends down and stares you right in the eye
>The way her piercing dark green eyes seem to bore into you make you feel that moving even less likely
>"Alright, fine. If I deal with your ah... little problem, will you be able to move?"
>That might do it, yes.
>You manage to nod sluggishly
>Lily sighs again before twirling around and thrusting her butt out at you
>She scoots herself backwards, millimeter by millimeter, until her sweat-soaked rear is touching your still erect member
>Her hair parts to allow you a full, unimpeded view of her massive butt and you gasp

>Realization and pleasure hit you simultaneously; Lily starts to bounce her butt up and down with your cock in between her cheeks
>The slick, sweaty fabric of her incredibly tight black spats feels fantastic against your rod, far better than your hand could ever hope to achieve
>She's also wearing a butt plug.

>You stifle a gasp as her hair distracts you; dozens of little ringlets of silky black hair curl around your sack and the base of your cock, completely enveloping your balls in a tightly laced cocoon of incredibly soft, midnight black hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020604
you mean shit stories, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020630
Of the male. Yeah what they do to women is fucked up and I wish that was cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020648
Yandere isn't shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020647
Are you a dick wizard? Because holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020639
That's like alien hive mind logic why do we need free will when we can all be happy and safe within the collective consciousness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020647
>the undeniably arousing outline of her puffy vulva through those thin black spats
>Sweat-soaked buttjob
>Feeling the buttplug stuffed in her bottom
>Hairjob for your balls
Dear. Fucking. DIAMONDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020658
I know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020648

yeah ok but you're wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020663
>posts a loli pic.

get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020656

Aren't those circles supposed to be used on clothed people to make it look like they're nude? What's the point if they're already nude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020647
>spats buttjob
You genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020666
That's a chibi, and there's nothing wrong with lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020630
>How the fuck is corrupting females into sex hungry monsters against their will not evil as fuck?
Again its a porn setting. The world guides talk about how being a monster is just great all around and its super amazing and if you changed a monster back into a normal women they would all still want to be monsters blah blah blah. You think about these things too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020666
What's wrong with lolis you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEU3vKTk4bg

LET YOUR COCK CONTROL YOUR MIND
LET YOUR COCK CONTROL YOUR SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020658
Hey man, I just want snuggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020676

but i don't keep any chickens

and if i did they aren't smart enough to let control minds

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020676
NEVER

THE PENIS IS EVIL
THE GUN IS GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020676
LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND FUCK YOUR WAY TO HAPPINESS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020670
>>14020673
>TFW a Demon and her Devil imoutou will never take your first time together

[Anonymous No.]

So where did the whole "succubi have blue skin" thing come from anyways? MGE Succubi don't have blue skin, only Devils and Demons do.
Don't get me wrong, I love blue-skinned temptresses, I'm just confused about the origin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020699
>the Demon and her Devil will perform double intercrural on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020699

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020709
>double intercrural
Now how would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020707
Shinrabanshou, unless there happens to be something that occurred before that.
>MGE Succubi don't have blue skin, only Devils and Demons do.
That's due to the fact that Succubi are lower on the demonic hierarchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020673
lolis a shit, thats what's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020712
What level do I need to get her to trigger this evolution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020647
>Lily grins as the light tugging and squeezing of your sack by her magical hair while she hotdogs you with her perfect ass makes you groan and arch your back

>"Anon... If you're still in there, do you mind giving me a hand?"
>The Kejourou's words along with the feeling of her hair wrapping around your left wrist jerks you back to reality
>You watch, almost in disbelief as Lily's hair guides your hand to her butt
>Two more tendrils of silky hair hook themselves under the waistband of her spats and pull them down just enough to reveal her butt plug
>The way her midnight hair makes her black spats seem almost gray and the fact that she doesn't even need to lift a finger to make you do what she wants make your heart do somersaults
>Why do these feelings feel so right?

>Her hair brings your hand to rest on her plug; your fingers curl around the base of the pink silicone toy almost instinctively
>You feel the butt plug slide around in Lily's anus as she continues to forcefully grind her ass against you
>"That's a good boy Anon, now... Do you know what to do?"
>You nod and start to pull on the plug
>It puts up more of a struggle than you expected and you blink in astonishment as she moans throatily and the teardrop shaped plug finally slides out of your cousin's ass
>The butt plug is at least three inches long and an inch and a half wide
>It glistens with lube too; a thin, silvery strand of the viscous, slimy liquid still connects the plug to Lily's beautiful pucker
>You have no idea how long it took for Lily to train herself to accept such a large plug, especially while working out

>"G-good boy Anon.. Now f-fuck me with it!"
>The Kejourou's lust seems to have spiked; she sighs erotically and her hair vibrates around your feet and wrists and sack as you plunge the huge plug right back into her anus
>The way her butt just swallowed the plug so effortlessly makes your dick feel liable to explode

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020716
They both use a single thigh.

[Anonymous No.]

How many girls should a pack of werewolves have? 4? 5?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020723
It's a trade

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020723
30, that's the minimum age for Ara ara~ Christmas Cakes I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you love your waifu even if she had scars from her days as a fighter/delinquent/soldier/whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020731
Only if she isn't bothered by me touching them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020724
Oooh, this is just nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020731
I'd love her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020731
Of fucking course I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020727
4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020731
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020735
>>14020739
>>14020741
Even if she had as many scars as Balalaika?
http://www.lasertimepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Balalaika.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020749
I already said yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020749
Especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020749
>Implying Balalaika isn't the most dickable

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020755
I dunno. Sawyer and Shenhua come pretty close, but that's for another thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020730
If you ask Japan, it's 25.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020731
Yes, I'm gonna lick them.
>>14020749
She's the one that gave me a fetish for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020749
Probably. I'd rather someone like Sawyer, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020759
http://exhentai.org/s/d75c54dc82/751267-24

The most dickable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020755
I never said that, Bala is definitely the most dickable, with Revy in close second (in my opinion). But like >>14020759 said, save it for another thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020709
I think I'd prefer to just have my dick sandwiched between their puffy, wet blue vulvas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020724
>It takes a lot of concentration to keep yourself focused on pulling her butt plug out again, Lily's hair has wrapped itself all the way around your cock now
>It pulls... or pushes you deeper into her crack; you can barely see yourself between those fantastic, huge orbs of soft, squishy flesh
>The thin layer of hair coating all of your rod and your sack feels a little like a condom, but it is really so much more than that
>It's... living.
>Her hair squeezes and massages you in all the right places, sending electric jolts pf pleasure all through you
>You can feel her every moan and sigh and grunt vibrate through it as you repeatedly plunge the large pink plug into her tight white anus
>You can still feel the fantastic sensation of the Kejourou's delicate, sweaty flesh and slimy black spats against your skin as her hair constantly moves and adjusts itself and massages you
>You can even feel the intense heat and wetness emanating from her aroused and dripping pussy as she slides and grinds against you

>"Anon... Anon! Ooooh, Anon yesss!"
>Lily's frantic, ecstatic encouragement send you right over the edge
>Your mind goes completely blank as you cum; jet after jet of hot, white, creamy seed spill out over your cousin's hair and butt and back
>The mature, curvy Kejourou squeals beautifully as you slam her plug down with finality

>After a few seconds of savoring the afterglow, Lily's hair sluggishly begins to retreat from your body
>You watch in fascination as she mops up the remnants of your seed with her magic, midnight black hair
>Your cum seems to shimmer and disappear as it is absorbed by the Kejourous hair wherever it touches
>Even though you know how Kejourous absorb spirit energy from Sex Ed in school, seeing it in action is oddly mesmerizing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020787
I'm starting to like Kejourou now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020787
>Eventually, all traces of your orgasm have been erased by your cousin's hungry hair
>She stands up, exhausted after her extra workout
>You are pretty tired yourself; you adhere to your end of the bargain and leave the bathroom to her
>You are far too tired to pull your pants back up, instead you just kick them off and nudge them out the door with your foot
>A mass of Lily's hair smacks you playfully on the butt before slamming the door behind you

>A lot have things have changed in such a small amount of time, all you can do now is wait for your turn to shower and contemplate what comes next.


That's all for today, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020731
Of course.

I do have many scars too so it's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020806
I did enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020806
Shame that they couldn't shower together. Now that would've been...

Regardless. Goddammit man. I already fapped today and this is just tremendous.

Fantastic work as before, hoping for more as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020806
That was fantastic, and I look forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020731
I would. Would she still love me if I had such scars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020821
God no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020821
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020809
>>14020815
>>14020817
Glad it was good! I'm hoping to do more soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020821
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020821
There are plenty of monster girls out there who don't care about what you look like. And there are probably quite a few with scar kinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020834
What about mental scarring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020821
I don't why not, scars are gar as fuck in some guys, like a sign of manliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020841
That's what the monster girls themselves cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020826

What if the scars are invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020847
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020855
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020850
Then she'll call you a faggot and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020859
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020865
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020872
Shhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020855
>>14020859
>>14020865
>>14020872
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020855
>>14020859
>>14020865
>>14020872
Sounds like a bit out of Singing in the Rain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020847
To who? Edgy-kun pls calm down already.

[Anonymous No.]

>As of the present, almost all of the dwarves have been completely converted into monsters.
This saddens me a lot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020897
Buddy comedy about a human guy, haughty rich Elf bishie, and bro-tier Dwarf living in an apartment in MGC when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020905
No, that elf has to alp. The dwarf too.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if your waifu caught Miffed Holst Disease?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW my feet are so cold about wanting to write that they basically belong to a Yuki-Onna

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020910
Milk her and get her to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020907
that's gay as fuck yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020910
Ask for help to the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020914
Yandere Yuki-Onna when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020914
Write greentexts

>tfw I'll never write anything more complex than a greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020923
When the stars are right and I write for myself instead of trying to please a bunch of people who don't like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020923

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020924
>tfw I still have the draft of a greentext story I stopped working on
>tfw people probably wouldn't have liked it anyways due to the questionable quality, and the fact it was yandere /ss/ stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020943
Heehee, I'm the one that screencapped that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020039
>>14020034
I've seen plenty of HFY /tg/ stories in which other species and things other than humanity are seen in a positive light. Even some where humans are outmatched and one in which we are eradicated from existence and cans till be considered HFY because they throw light to the good aspects of humanity despite admitting that we're still flawed.

https://youtu.be/DeNBJ5o-b7s?t=1m28s

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020946
That's not so bad, mine is about yandere /ss/ NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020910
Fox milk huh?

I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020957
>spolier

So, a child steals the wife of some dude, and she's yandere for the kid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020957
The shota gets NTR'd away by a monstergirl if I had to guess?

[Anonymous No.]

Spent several hour trying to get a new setting onto paper. Brick-walled on naming these damn paper people.

However, this got a laugh out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020943
>MFW i'm the faggot attentionwhore who wrote that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020971
Nice reddit tab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020971
>Reddit
You could've at edited that out, or had a gay sex with hats on tab open or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020974
It's Saturday. I have far too much free time, yet not enough energy to deal with /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020971
>Reddit
>That garbage /d/ thread full of whiny faggots

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020952
I think one of my favorite HFY things from /tg/ that I lost the screencap to was a young man retelling his experiences in a military academy with an assortment of xeno species.

The grizzled instructor, from one of the warrior races in said screencap gets asked something involving the difference between humans and other races, to which he replies.

"There are races which pass through the fires of hardship and progress and come out better for it. Then there are those who stand in it and say 'this is good enough, this will be home'."

All while staring at the narrator. Made me remember how fucking scary as a species we really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020914
At least you didn't stop writing a story for almost an entire month because you couldn't decide on a name for a character.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020986
No but I did stop writing for the moment because I cared what an egomaniacal namefag thought of me for about a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020987
>nipples
Nigga you gotta at least censor that shit like any reasonable person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020987
This is complete fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020974
>>14020977
>>14020978
You silly kids.

I for one enjoy hopping on to Reddit now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020971
>Shit
>Lalol
>Rip
>Bush

Anon, what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020996
Dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020987
Not that guy, but are we actually going to pretend that's the worst you've ever seen in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020998
Supposedly a random name generator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020982
>Then there are those who stand in it and say 'this is good enough, this will be home'."
Yeah I've read it.

>how fucking scary as a species we really are.
Maybe for other species who see us as psychopaths without any regard for our own lives. It sounds pretty dumb, if you ask me.
I still like it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14018736
>those footpaws
Holy crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
Ye probs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020987
it's alright.

the writing is sub-par but the implications and scenario are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021046
Great idea with terrible execution. Where have I heard that before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019540
ALL OF THEM
MY DICK WILL BE THEIR GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020602
>tfw live in an apartment with a demon
>not old enough to be your mom, more like your older sister
>learns youre crushing on that cute werecat from school
>starts buying her yoga pants and blouses that are a size to small
>that shit eating grin she gives you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021041
>You do know what I am, do you not? I have the power to exterminate, to erase, to end anything and anyone
>I have the power to conquer all that cross my path, to kill anyone who dares interfere with my will, the desire to dominate absolutely anything
>Anything but you, my dear Anon. If it weren't for your existence, my fury would rule this entire world for all eternity
>I could bath in the blood of many with a simple snap of my fingers, but I could never bear to hurt you in any way, for the only thing greater than my power, my intentions, and my bloodthirst, is nothing less than my eternal, unconditional love for you
>But I must ask, does your love for me burn just as much as mine? Would you be willing to stay by my side as your eternal queen just as I wish you to be my eternal king in this petty, temporary realm?
"Ye probs"

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking shit cunt. Sex scenes are the final boss of the amateur writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021099
>tfw all I can write is sex scenes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021099
>>14021102
You two should totally cooperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021105
"cooperate"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021099
Just go with the flow.

Honestly I think that the worst part is a good beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021094
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135

You listen here you little demon shit.
You're going to sit down.
You're going to be an audience to our band and Alan Rickman here.
And we're going to fucking music the evil out of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok7WG_Nikvw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021114

I dunno. Going with the flow sounds like a good way to end up with "his sex went into her sex and they had sex."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020143
Whoever the hell made this, Thank You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021126
I went with the flow and wound up with spooning into hotdogging into intercrural into missionary. Or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021124
Or we could just put Creed on until she begs for mercy/kills herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020434
I am happy to see you live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021127

No problem, friend.

I just thought it unfair that this didn't have a counterpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021124
>Mike Oldfield

NUCLEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020509
How am I evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>Someone posts a link to an unfinished story of mine
>It's on a guest account on Pastebin
>Weird, thought I put on mine
>Check
>I did
So somebody copied one of my stories and uploaded it to Pastebin again? I don't know how to feel about this. Weird at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021140
Situational, hypotetical question Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021135
Make a Yeti version, and replace "rape" with "hug" or "cuddle".
I-If you don't mind, you don't actually have to or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020707
Probably have the divine comedy as cause for that. Lucifer lies at the bottom of hell, frozen from the waist down, in an unending snowstorm. God is warmth and love, separation from God is cold and death, the cold has turned his skin blue. There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021135
Cheshire's are cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020755
>>14020759
>>14020770
>not Roberta

All these faggots...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021163
Casual detected.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon's today I'd like to talk to you about the glory of the Order. A proud and noble cause, they are the the first and last line of defense against the mamono scum.

Smite the demons!
Smite the heathens!
Party like its 1142!

The Order needs YOU.

The true Goddess protects.

T

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021173
I'll fuck all the monstergirls I can while renouncing the Chief God!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021172
>casul
>the woman that gives balalaika pause and revy crapped herself over

Oke jungen

[Anonymous No.]

I want this. On my goddamn wall.

http://gelbooru.com//images/ea/80/ea800d729de8d95670ba936ae56be326.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021149
<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021173
This totally reads like an advertisement the Order would have out in modern times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021180
>403
Goddammit, can somebody upload it to imgur or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021180
A 403 poster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021184
I mean, I could try for the fire and brimstone preaching if you'd prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021173
>>14021173
I'd join the order to learn their magic, fighting techniques and operations until I fuck off to go full adventurer/mercenary, doing the same under monstergirl teachers and then smiting humans and monster alike.

FUCK YOU ALL. EVERYONE SUCKS BUT ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021173
id join in a heartbeat if i got badass armor like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021187
>>14021188
Generally if you just refresh, or high-light and re-enter the URL, it works.

For me anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021173
You would be much more convincing if it weren't for the terrorists visiting regularly to try and burn our city down in the name of the Chief God for "harboring demons".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021196
Oh. That's a nice Rach picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021180
Eh. EMG isn't so great, but more power to you if you enjoy her, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021194
but anon, that's world of warcraft armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021173
I just talked to an Order recruiter and he promises an official Paladin scarf and one (1) free monster girl companion, should I enlist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021202
Desperate times call for desperate measure, and heresy can not me permitted to spread. Sometimes one must make the hard choice and sacrifice the few for the good of the many.

My Illias have mercy on their souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021180
>>14021196
O-oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

Bloodborne Guy in MGE. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021075
>>14019540
Is there any situation or doujin in which the mindbroken girl is actually better of in her new life rather than the previous one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021180
I really wish she didn't have that disgusting spider part attached to her.

Other than that she's a solid 8/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021173
Only if I am granted Seisatsu Jodatsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021227
There are many human girl threads on /a/ for that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021224
>Why is that werewolf not wearing it's skin as a cloak
>Where are all the crazy madmen
>The deranged dogs
>Oh god, am I out of the dream?
>Send me back, I need to get the Chikage still!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021225
I forget the name, but there's this one where a woman goes through some stuff, loses her mind, reverting to a childlike state. and her son takes care of her the rest of her days. He eventually makes her his pet, but is always loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021217
Consider yourself fortunate that you did not fall prey what can only have been a corrupted soul.

No true paladin would walk side by side with a demon. Those who ignore the holy orders to slay them on sight have fallen, and they must be slain before their corruption spreads.

but you can totally have the armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021217
>(1) free monster girl companion
No its a trick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021238
>life draining weaponfus

Piss me off like nothing else. Can't they just make them hard as fuck to get, so if you have them, is because you earned them and as such have the right to rape with impunity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021240
It's not the one where the kid hypnotizes his mother into being his dog and sex-doll, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021202
>terrorists
I dont think you know what that means if anything the monsters would be considered terrorist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021248
>Mom is my doll

and no, it's not that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021249
But monsters don't like to use violence in most cases, and they have little political goals.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a kill crazy order soldier and wear the bones and pelts of my enemies as trophies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021263
I want your adventure to end when you meet a Lich who breathes life into all of the bones and skins you're wearing and makes you waifu the undead chimera of everything you've ever killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021220
Listen bub, all you've done is force us to spend more money than we need to. You and that Lilim which is coincidentally on the opposite side of the city from your friends. We had to build security robots to watch our streets 24/7 just to stop you guys from attacking.

Additionally, we needed to rent several goddamned anti-air guns to shoot down those dark matters that try to fly in. Converting cities into demon realms/mass orgies is cheating and lazy.

All we want to be is a neutral city. Is that so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021149

Spread the love, brother.
Don't look too closely at the shit text kthnx

[Anonymous No.]

>you're Mamono waifu
>what type of food you'd imagine she'd cook for you, and what would be the special things she'd do in regards to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021273
Fukken saved, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021247
>All those death images around the Dream because of dumbasses leaving Chikage in Life-Drain mode while the idle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021264
>implying I won't double kill the revenant and use the lich's books to wipe my ass with

Give up son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274
>you're Mamono waifu
No I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021263
I want to summon a demon capture, her skin her alive and wear her soft blue skin as pajamas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274
She would always be wanting to add potions and such to the food. I would learn to watch her cook after the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021286
>torture

Nyet. I am a blood knight, not some psychopath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021286
I want to summon a demon capture and mindbreak her into thinking she's a cute, harmless kitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021273
Who says anyone here deserves hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274
I think a crow tengu would either cook local wildlife or fish. I have no idea what lives or grows up in the mountains. She probably won't add anything due to her not having hands make cooking tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021286
I know of a really nice cliff you can go jump off of.

Some real quality rock at the bottom. You should really check it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274

Squid ink spaghetti of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYmDXBwHIiM

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021292
I want hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274
tentacle syrup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021292

I think you deserve a hug, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021297
>>14021304

But you don't deserve it. Neither do I, and much less Captain Walker. We're all bad people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274
She'd try to incorporate milk into every dish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274
>Alp

Steak medium rare

>what would be the special things she'd do in regards to it?

She'd kill the cow herself and collect the tears it shed as it died, and use those to season the steak

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021305
I think he deserves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021305
Can we all get hugs?

[Anonymous No.]

Colors done, only the shading's remaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021311
He doesn't. He put an end to thousands of lives so he could be something he's not.

>>14021313
No, we're all guilty inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021305

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkqUcfO3v-4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021319
Which is why we need hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Crayon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021314
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021319
It sounds like somebody needs to spend a few days in the Yeti pit. Perhaps a few days of cuddles will be good for you.

I'm sorry anon. This hurts me far more than it will hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021329
>Yeti pit

I shall not return to that prison! Noooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021334
Abandon hope and despair.

No man has ever escaped the fuzzy embrace of a yeti snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021329
Pfft, that doesn't sound that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021338
I've been encaged in there for millenia! I am not going back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021334

Shhh-shhh, it'll be over soon. Just make sure your nose is free at all times so you don't suffocate under the fluff and you'll be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021329
Can I volunteer for the Yeti pit? You know to make sure they don't get rusty.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you watch a monster version of Ed, Edd n Eddy with Ed as a wurm, Edd as an anubis and Eddy as a tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021358
No. Nothing can even compare to the childhood memories, it will never be even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021358
What would the Kankers be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021358
Maybe. I mean, I'm not sure how much different it would be. They would still ultimately be scheming to get something to suck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021361
Hillbilly paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14014500
I just can't get into fucking a cactus girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021366
Why? Is she too caliente for you, cabrón?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021340
“My armor is like a fuzzy blanket, my lips are soft, my paws plushies, the power of my embrace a gentle squeeze, my belly a pillow, and my snuggle warm!”

I cuddle who I wish, when I wish!

I am Soft! I am Love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021358
Nazz=Succubus
Kevin=?
Jimmy=Alp
Sarah=Ogre
Johnny?
Plank=Dryad
Rolf=Rolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021371

My ghost is softer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021371
How scary! I hope she doesn't get me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021358
>>14021364
Anons I don't think you understand what the Kankers were. If anybody would be monster girls it would be them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021373
Nah, she's too skinny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021373
Does your blasphemy know no bounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021361
Cheshires or hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021378

No, the relationship dynamics shift.

Instead of wanting to marry them they instead want to "save" the heros and attempt to convert them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021353
I shall return! Mark my words!

None of us deserve hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021371
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Baphomet to dom me.

[Anonymous No.]

ANAL SEX SLAVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021278
To be fair though it is a pretty decent weapon if you build for it.

But the cleaver will always be my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021274
How would a hellhound cook and what special things would she do for her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021417
I want to dom a Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021417
I want to own that goddamn pillow.

>>14021422
Personally, I'm a fan of the Holy Blade and the Burial Blade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021433
I want to serve a baphomet sweets!

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>>14021433
YOU AGAIN. WE MEET AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021447
That Baphomet looks big for a loli.
I too want to dom her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021447
Fat Demon Goat Butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021456
I want Her to DOM ME. But we can agree to disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021372
>Rolf=Rolf
nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021358
>Edd as an Anubis
This is not something I want in my head. Why anon why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021372
>>14021468
>Rolf=Rolf

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>>14021447
You can't stop me, I'll dom one and she'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021484
I don't really care, as long as they're happy. All MG's deserve to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021245
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN 「ENEMY STAND」

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021486
>There are monstergirls that will never truly be happy
What a sad life that must be to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021503
>What a sad life that must be to live.
>Implying it's any different than ours

They'd spend most of their time in an anonymous imageboard centered around monster-loving humans

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>>14021519
What if everyone's waifu in an alternate world somehow lived a life that directly paralleled yours?

So like, if you're not a virgin, neither is she. If you've had sex with a human girl, she's had sex with a monster boy.
How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021549
>if you're not a virgin

Now you're just fucking with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021549
Does she just live a life like mine, or is she me in a monstergir'sl body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021519
>an anonymous imageboard centered around monster-loving humans
I know what I'll spend my weekend working on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021553
It'd be parallel to yours, so not quite identical. There'd be deviations based upon her own personality and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021554
What are you planning, you kook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021554
Didn't SuperEgos stories have a similar premise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021549
>Non virgin, 'sperg'd/autistic cynic of a NEET

They say that too much in common is a bad thing. I pity whoever would want to put up with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021567
Sort of. I remember one of the monstergirls went on monstergirl threads for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to laugh at overly frustrated monster girls exhausted from attempting to wed me or making me take responsibility through an absurd quantity of ridiculously complex plans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021573
Yeeup. There was even an /ss/ loving Chupacabra that we never saw more of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021572
That'd imply that such a person would be able to lose their own virginity in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021576
patrician taste

flustered moe and bullied moe are top fucking tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021581
Stranger things have happened. I blame the advent of instant messaging and internet dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021600
Me too...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you buy a Monster Musume blanket?
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10344069

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021475
This is not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021624
Nah, I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021486

The thought of lonely MGs makes me sad.

>A Merrow taking off her hat and looking at it wistfully on occasion
>A Kejourou bundling her hair together and hugging it like a daki.
>A Crow Tengu reading sappy romance stories and sighs to herself as she progresses more in each book

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>>14021646
Don't forget the wererabbits.

>Unloved wererabbit watches from a distance, suckling on her carrot as the rest of her warren hop along/atop their mates.

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>>14021646
>an alone Ryu in an empty shrine
My heart weeps

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>>14021650

>A Shirohebi servant brings a lonely Ryu her dinner
>She doesn't answer the knock on the door

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>>14021565
Set up an imageboard themed around the posters being monster girls and the boards being typical imageboard topics themed towards monster interests.

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>>14021655
Oh. I thought you were going to write a story or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021659
Oh, sorry. I'm absolutely terrible at pacing out a story well. An imageboard is doable, a story worth reading not so much.

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>>14021664
Well it'll be interesting to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021650
>>14021653
>>14021646
More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021670
sea bishop lost her way in the sea and is stranded on an island?
or just no one around

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020258
thats probablu the most romantic thing i ever heard from this thread.

and finally someone who understands...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021679
...is he crying tears of regret because his wife's an evil bitch, or tears of happiness because she's happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021670
>a Cheshire imagines various scenarios in an effort to entertain herself, as no man has ever visited her section of Wonderland
>a recently zombified Dragon desperately attempts comprehend the total isolation felt prior to her death

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>>14021682
Whorehi is gestating after meeting her quota of fat faceless old man semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021679
Fuck off .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021686
>quota of wolf dicks
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021670
>A matango is...well, a matango.
>She frequently descends into screaming emotionally broken fits over her fate
>"I never asked for this"

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>>14021689
Nah that's Kit's shtick far as .less and Aftyn are concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liscg9-JddQ

[Anonymous No.]

I want to whip my dick out at a Lich and have her say
>Oh dear. No, this will not do at all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021670

>This particular Ryu lives on her own with just a lone Shirohebi that she's known since childhood who works as a servant.
>But mostly the servant's duties are just helping keep the place clean and looking nice.
>They rarely get visitors but when they do they are met with a warm reception
>The Shirohebi's optimism and enuthiasm seems to be all that's pushing the Ryu along.

>"My lady, please eat. You've been in that room for over a day now. If not for me then at least for yourself."
>The door slowly opened up and a tired looking Ryu came out
>She sat on the floor outside of her bedroom and started eating. The shirohebi sat next to her and animatedly started about plans she had to make more people gain more interest in the shrine.
>The Ryu listened intently, still eating away.
>When she finished she thanked the Shirohebi thanked her for sticking with her all this time.
>"Of course! You're my best friend! We'll make this work out, you'll see! "

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>>14021677
>>14021683
Swing and a miss.

>troll crying in her garden m so full of life, unlike her barren womb
>devil chasing a human who rejects her due to her origins, tried to win him over with home cooked meals, waits for him to leave his house to walk him to school, offers him her notes, he has enough and hires an exorcist who banishes her to a closed dimension, there she recites words of love over and over for a man that will never come
>Scarred, guilt ridden mothman whose only experienced with humans is for them to attack her or be driven insane by fear upon meeting her, because of the legends surrounding her kind

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>>14021710
Well... alright? That seems like an odd thing to want, but I guess belittling gets some people off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021710
MGs are probably so desperate for man seed SPH barely exists.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to confess anons. Lay your heart bare, whatever it is you must lose to lighten it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021691
>claws and tears out bits of herself in bouts of self hatred and disgust

Bueno

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>>14021712
i'd die if i saw a holst dying of lonlieness, or wurm
no matter how much or deep she digs, at the end of the day she realizes she's alone and cries herself to sleep, echoing thought the tunnels and distorted

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>>14021711
I can dig this.
>>14021712
>he has enough and hires an exorcist who banishes her to a closed dimension, there she recites words of love over and over for a man that will never come
That's fucking harsh.

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>>14021719
I should be asleep right now.

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>>14021719
how much sex will it take for me to corrupt you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021724
That is the curse of the lonely. Those who want to help the most are powerless to do anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I hacked off a manticore's tail at the bulb and superglued it to her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I want to enslave and torture monster girls to death as they beg me for mercy with tears in their eyes.
Sorry

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>>14021670
>any of the plant-type MGs
>got her seed blown up to the distant and dark part of the forest
>grew up completely alone
>the lack of light made her weak, gloomy and permanent loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I want a monstergirl to claim herself to be my new mother, shotafy with a cookie, and forcefully breastfeed me right then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I'm tempted to end guide puppy because I can't think of a better way to end it than the sleepover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I have no clue what to do with my life and merely keep living because of self preservation instinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719

I make a lot of posts about Kejourous around here

I'll probably stop the whole "Give her the B" thing or at least slow it down since I'm getting a bit tired of it too.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to be careful of the heavy-chested cougars that prowl the streets at night, looking for men.

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>>14021670
>hellhound who doesn't know how to relay her feeling to men so she attacks them, hoping her feelings will come true
>she just drives people away
>she thinks it's playful but people begin to resent her because of it
>she breaks down and cries one day after someone rejects her
>no one bothers to help because they're too scared of being attacked

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>>14021730
speaking of corruption, Valkyries in MGE go dark when they realise god no longer talks to them right?

I would like to see the point where one is mentally talking to herself about her feelings and the she finds its not god she snaps.

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>>14021719
I'm lonely. Feel like nothing I do will make any difference, except for the worse. I've stopped saying things because someone will immediately play the victim. ...and I'm far too old to be complaining about being as useless as some punk teenager. It just feels like there's no point to it anymore...

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>>14021744
I'm sure it's the same for a lot of people with less popular waifus. I made a god chunk of nerd bird posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021745
She's pretty short for a busty cougar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
"I said I'd do a story about a girl tuning salamander, i haven't got round to it yet."

[Anonymous No.]

>the user comments on the MGE wiki

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>>14021753
I feel exactly the same, for whatever it counts, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021759
speak not of that evil here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021742
This.
I'm nearly 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021747
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021750
it only happens when she's with a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I-If I do this, you'll let me go?"

[Anonymous No.]

>page 9
>290 images
Aww man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021786

I want to stroke that tail.

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>>14021719
By this I guess you mean thread sins, so:
I keep meaning to update a story, but I have no idea how. It's been almost a year now.
I hate threadcanon but I'm responsible for a couple of them
When the thread asks who our waifus are I always respond with my second favorite species. I have no idea why, I'd waifu my actual favorite over the other any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021786
Do what? Let me play with that tail or something? Yeah, sure, kid. Butt pats might be in order too, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021786
What are we making her do exactly?

>>14021797
AUGH! Pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021803
It's alright anon.
I still want to write about kumihos, but nobody wants me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021803
Because your a chicken-shit coward. afraid of the opinions of random internet strangers?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a Gazer do a lets play while she has a vibrator jammed inside her for the entire run

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021786
>>"I-If I do this, you'll let me go?"
HAHAHAHAHA. NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021803
>I keep meaning to update a story, but I have no idea how. It's been almost a year now.

I can never make a big update all in one shot. I only a few sentences before turning in for the night. So I'll type little over the course of a month and it won't amount to more than just a few paragraphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021811
Actually, my real waifu is fairly standard and boring. I think its because the one I mention was my original, and for autistic reasons I feel like I should still say its her. So I'm still a total faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021812
Why not be thee in person and have her use you as a dickthrone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021786
"Only if you can walk by the time I'm done."

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021815
>>14021817
Which one of you is Lantern, because it's been almost a month, and I want something to distract me from the soul-crushing loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021750
>going insane but still virtuous
damn

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>>14021815
I'm the opposite. I could never do the whole "three paragraph update" thing some other writefags try. It might work for some people, but I just feel its better to post one big update or the entire one shot in a single go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021710
Reminds me of how the intent of this one Lich pic I commissioned is that she's pouring stuff onto a guy's dick to...augment it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021825
I'm certainly not. I also want Lanternon to update, because with Harblador gone he's the only active writefag I care about anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021829

Well I work on the story but I don't actually update until months have passed

Although the update still doesn't amount to much.

>>14021825

I'm Murchez

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021833
I always thought her face looked a bit strange on that one. What's the next commission in your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021740
Awww...well, you're not wrong.

I'd still be sad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021838
IS he? I hadn't heard, just kind of wondered what happened to him.

>>14021839
You should post your bin because I recognize your name but don't see it on ELH's blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021828
that would be a legit fun read.
having a Valkyrie that's F'd in the head.

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>>14021853
Got caught in a range ban. He could come back if he or someone shelled out for that thing that lets you bypass them, but as is, yeah, he's gone. Posted a bin about it and it wasn't even noticed for a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021845
Another Lich.

I'm probably not going to post and/or link it here. People'll have to find it on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021862
Is it that bad?

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>>14021853
Harblador got caught in a range ban meant for a serial ban evader. These things are permanent, so the chances of him writing anymore are slim at best. I guess the silver lining here is we're also down at least one shit starter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021853
http://pastebin.com/u/Murchez

Enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021862
Don't you fucking do it. No. We don't need more fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021866
The pic itself is, in my opinion, gorgeous. I only ever commission artists I love the style and quality of. It's just not something that should be posted here.

>>14021870
See?

It'll be up on Dan/Gel/Whatever soon enough for whoever might wanna check it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021872
Is it futa? Cucking? Scat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021872
Great. More shitposting material. Come on, man, I like it when it's calm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021869
>Aw, you did that yeti one I loved. Actually went and wrote my first greentext (Yeti) because of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021873
Of course not. All those things are horrid and I'd never even think of paying money for 'em.

>>14021874
Sorry anon, so do I, so I'll shut up now.

Who wants to talk about Super Hero MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021868
Oh shit, that was recent. How unfortunate. Even if we started shit, at least he provided some decent content. That's more than what half the autists here can say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021876
>spoiler
Sure, I'll bite.

How's that thing coming along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I have all sorts of fetishes that I want to write about but the thread will eviscerate me if I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021886
Thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021889
It's fine, you probably have things to do in the morning so I won't keep you.
and good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021875

>Someone started writing a thing because of me.

Well shucks. It's good to hear someone enjoyed it.

And remember: It's not your fault, it's gonna be OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021888
1. Don't give a fuck.
2. Post under an alt.
3. Don't post.

If you choose 1 or 2, it damn well better not include futa or monsterboy. Hard limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14019285
>Implying a woman could have done it.
No woman would let her guard down around another strange woman, much less a whore to whom, another woman is literally competition. Only a man could have them drop their guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021876
The Flash.

She's a succubus with the power of flashing people. She runs into armed robberies in a big coat and a mask, then opens the coat, flashes her tits and escapes. The bad guys would be too distracted/confused to respond to the police

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021896
>futa
eh

>monsterboy
Even I'm not that stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021895
>It's not your fault, it's gonna be OK.
Huh? Am I missing a joke or drink too much to understand?

Why does the damn human check thing have to move. Stahp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021904
Mindbreak? Guro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021904
I got ripped a new one for recommending someone else post a short story with a single paragraph of pegging. I don't want to hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021786
Any Cat girl tries to steal from you, you dick her thoroughly until she turns into a well-bahaved little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021907
Nope, neither of those.

>>14021910
Yeah, that's usually how I've seen it go around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021905

It was a from a green text that started the whole thing. "Bully-proof MGs" was the topic and Yeti was one of them.

So if you had a delinquent human try to bully a Yeti she'd just hug him and say that. I think it was in the pastebin? Ah well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021869
Hey, I remember you! I like your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021812
If she looks like the imgur link in >>14020493 then I would too. I'd start telling her about the lewd things I'd do to her eye stalks and fat pussy as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021915
Oh! Right. That was the greentext I mentioned enjoying. Well then.

I think its definitely time to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
What do I fuckin look like to you, Hopeman? Fuck the world, I'd rather my waiufu be happy and act like herself. This is basically your question
>Your waifu loves to do X, more than anything in the world except for one thing and that is you
>Would you make sure she can't have fun doing X?
Fuck no. I'd help her have more fun doing X.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021916

Glad to hear it. I should get back into writing again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm moving my writing to pastebin, might as well share it here
http://pastebin.com/LFcTTm6z
more later,I know I'm not that good, but also I know that I'm a moron who doesn't like the word quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021786
Yes...

Now do the adorable Kitty Cat dance!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021921
Remember this dime store rationalization when you're basically a torso and have to witness her being raped near to death pissed off paladins and all the orphans she's made before along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021934
>spoiler
Elaborate please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021812
>she's trying to explain what she's doing in game through her teeth whilst breathing heavily
>moaning softly as her character explores a dungeon
>gets into a boss fight
>panting wildly as she starts kicking its ass
>"oh god... yes!"
>performs a huge combo on it, lowering its health into the red
>"Oh... yes! yes! YES!"
>gets the final blow on it and the victory screen pops up
>"YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!"
>the character is just idling standing around as the gazer breathes heavily and slowly into the mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
>Try and stop her from doing evil things.

>lol you can't stop her because she's so powerful and she won't listen to you because she's evil but she won't hurt you or allow you to come to harm because she's in love with you so you're stuck with a genocidal yandere you can't control and a feeling that you have failed everyone on the planet from dying horrible deaths at her hands because you could not stop the girl that supposedly only you could stop but you really couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021941
Filthy fuckin monoeyes.

I do like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021126
>his sex went into her sex and they had sex
That's funny though. You should throw that in literally word for word for variance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take dare and don't burn the thread.
That's what the oni's who keep asking for "Protection Money" are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021950

This brings back memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021950
That poor loli cat girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021952
How else are we going to smoke out the liver eaters though?

[Anonymous No.]

To any of the writefags here:

I had a story idea I'd love to see. I'll be too pressed for time to do anything about it for awhile.

Snake charmers are a thing. How about a Lamia story where instead of just raping the guy she uses seductive music/dance/words to put the guy under her "spell." It kind of fits their profile, but I don't recall ever seeing anything similar.

Just an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021965
Just leave a fresh slice on liver on the dining room table at night, if it's gone in the morning, there's a dangerous Fox in your house!

[Anonymous No.]

Bald Kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021938
>Implying I would let that happen
>Implying at the end of the line I wouldn't take her life with my own hands before them and laughingly spit on their vengeance, ensuring her soul and spirit go to our private paradise with no hope of them ever resurrecting her body or bringing her back against her will
>Implying I don't allahu akbar my own home and join her thereafter, laughing together with her as we watch humanity's heroes perish within our home from beyond the grave
>Implying we don't reincarnate centuries later, and to salt the wound, assume control of the very organisation that did us in the first time, hiding our evil intentions behind a perfect mask.

There's a reason heroes win in every story. Because it never happens in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021976
What if I drug it? Their noses won't detect knock-out drugs that easily will they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021980
Yuck. May as well just have a damn human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14020135
>not embracing your waifu's lifestyle
>not becoming better at evil things than your waifu
>not becoming next demon king
Plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021984
That works far better.

In the morning you'll find a passed out Fox, maybe even two.

Then you can safely subdue and remove them, so that your liver remains uneaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021985
Way to be rude about her medical condition, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021980
Only if she still likes it in the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021994
What if it's only a tiny little fox, hungry because her mother didn't come back four nights ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021993
But I'm too nice to be truly evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022000
Get her some fuckin tofu you pinhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022005
I thought liver eaters didn't like tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021993
I'm more of a love and cuddles kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021983
Want a spiked collar and black coat to go with that edge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022017
>Anything evil is edgy
I dunno. You breathe, don't you? You realize murderers breathe too right? Do you want be edgy like them or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022020
False Equivalence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022020
You can't possibly be this stupid. I mean, I've been on the internet all day, but this is by far the dumbest thing I have read so far.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to treat my black dragon waifu like she's a cute puppy when she's in the middle of a speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022020
I have absolutely no idea about what the hell you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022033
I was kind of hoping the stupidity of the suggestion would make you reflect on your own ridiculous suggestion that anything not lawful good with a side helping of holy rainbows is inherently edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022020
>>14021983
>good never wins in reality

Yeah, I guess that's why we're all serial killing, child molesting, torture enthusiast who flay puppies alive and eat babies.

Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021983
This is the stuff edgy teens are made of.
Will you listen to Linkin Park as all this happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022042
You'd kill if you could. It's why law exists. If you were right, law wouldn't need to exist, no one would ever do anything bad, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022040
Right, because it's totally not the demon bathing in the tub blood that's edgy, it's everyone else.

>>14022044
Please stop. This shit's so edgy, my eyes are about to spontaneously bleed.

not all of us are social failures

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022044
>I won't torture/kill someone because the law prohibits it
>not because I understand it's wrong, cruel, understand pain and don't wish to hurt others

This is so stupid I can't see straight.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022044
If you aren't being the devils advocate for the sake of discussion then I truly worry for you. If you can't see killing and torture as being wrong then your parents failed you hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021993
Man, you fucks hate edgy stories yet constantly spout inspiration for them.
Now I want to write a story about a man with an evil, but loving, waifu, who slowly makes him descend from a kind, caring, generally positive person to become like a monster of old wrapped in human skin. As his waifu prompts him to commit worse and worse acts, the guilt becoming easier and easier to ignore for him until, in his final breaking moments, it fully dawns upon him how truly unforgivable he now is, and he spirals down into becoming even worse than her, managing to even horrify his lover. Can you imagine it? Her having exactly what she wanted, and she can barely resist flinching when he moves in to kiss her, despite him never so much as scratching her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022048
>>14022050
I don't know how to respond to this. It's like you're sheltered or something. You're right, I'm sorry. Humans are perfectly wonderful creatures that won't abuse another for small gain. Try going to africa. Or the middle east. The people there exemplify such goodness.

Sure it's edgy to go every one is a murdering demon, but what's it called to take the opposite stance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022060
>hate edgy stuff

I dislike edge for edge's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022060
I think I'd like this, if it was handled well. No one is born a monster except for monstergirls I guess so seeing someone's decent into madness and the monstergirl responsible finally realizing how fucked this all is could be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022057
Define wrong. I don't commit crimes because I'm too lazy to ensure I won't get caught from them. That and I don't want crimes committed against me. Also, I don't want to be seen as a criminal. that for me makes killing and torture 'wrong'.

You're being too subjective, nitwit. What if the only thing you could do to get a maniac to reveal where he keeps the antidote to the poison he gave a thousand orphans was to torture the answer out of him? Is it still wrong? You any edge fags are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022061
>Humans are perfectly wonderful creatures that won't abuse another for small gain.
Yeah, that's what we said.
> Try going to africa. Or the middle east. The people there exemplify such goodness.
>because there are bad people someplace, all people there are bad

You know what, you win, the worlds is a swirling torrent of pain and misery. I'm gonna go jack off while I watch the bloodletting scene from Hostel 2. Peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022065
>anti edge**

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022060
It's true. I hate edgy shit because its normally a fucked up power fantasy.

But at the same time I hate saccharine cute stories because they come across as incredibly insincere attempts at getting views the easy way, instead of actually having to think up a story concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022060
Straight into the bin it'd go. Life's what you make of it, but if I wanted a dose of "reality" I wouldn't be on this damn board in the first place.

Be careful what you wish for and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022068
>because there are good people someplace, all people there are good
Works both ways. And when you weigh the good against the bad, you'll realize humanity is shit. Racists, misogynists, misandrists, social justice warriors, nickelback, nazis, feminists, terrorists, lego manufacturers, rapists, murderers, theives, cucks, there are too many assholes to name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022078
And you're the final word of judgement on seven billion people. Someones full of themselves. How about you take a step out of your parents basement and go see some of the world outside of whatever first-world apartment you were lucky enough to be born in.

For every criminal you hear about on Fox news, there's a dozen people out there with half of what you do, and still manage to be three times a decent human being.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like we're talking to the protagonist from Hatred. Who knew he liked monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022087
>And you're the final word of judgement on seven billion people
You just made that up. Humanity is shit, but there's nothing I ca do about it.

>Fox news tells you about every criminal
>Fox news isn't sensationalist shit
>Just because some people out there are good despite their lack, every one is good

Yeeeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022060
I almost wrote a story about a sadistic MG overlord trying to conquer mankind through violence and have her fall in love with a farmboy with anger issues and a murder boner for human royalty. I decided to scrap it though because the farmboy's backstory was too long, and having him gouge out a duke's eyes and force feed them to him felt too edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021993
Can't I be a NICE Demon King?

Dystopia Is Hard, and I want to be a Benevolent Eldritch Sex-God mindbreaking puny mortals with my awesome tentacles and orgasm-inducing powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022096
The joke -----
Your head ->

Today's idiot is brought to you by Misanthropy, )I'm a shitty person, therefore you all are too) and the number 1366613 (am i kool now gaiz?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022105
But the number should be 666. Its the code to the reactor and its what he wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022105
It's not my fault your jokes are shit. What part was the joke? Nothing in your first line was a joke.

Was Fox news the joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022110
The joke was you shouldn't be judging everyone on what you hear from sensationalist news sources, you fucking halfwit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022100
>having him gouge out a duke's eyes and force feed them to him felt too edgy

Yeah, just a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022111
Haha I don't though. That's not a joke dude. That's just making shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022115
>That's not a joke dude. That's just making shit up.

Aaaaaand, I'm done.
RiP my time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022115
You tried man, but you can't fix stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022120
Its kind of your fault for trying to argue with Not Important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022111
>you can't judge the whole humanity by people doing bad stuff!
>but you can judge it by people doing good stuff
Yeahhh
It's 50/50 at best

[Anonymous No.]

How about a entire team of edgy?
each monster having a edgy backstory
led by a dude who doesn't know what positive means, constantly whining about how his life is terrible so everyone around him should feel bad (not pity, just a constant state of depression)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022120
I don't get it. You said joke. Were you not in fact joking? Don't you know how english works? Words have meanings. Sure you can alter them and use words inventively, but generally there's some context or pretext to it. You don't just say things and have them not mean what they mean.

Or am I missing something else? Come on man you're stating to make me feel slow here. Explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022132
even the sex would be gritty and emotionless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022132
Make it a comedy where they all try and out edge each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022132
I'm pretty sure he was implying that our bleeding edge here came to the conclusion that humanity is as bad as Hitler by using Fox news as the basis for his opinion.

It's ok, man. I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022140
sorry, I wasn't replying to that, Its just that so much talk about edgy I wanted to throw in my two pence

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022135
It'd be rape, and not the fantasy rape we talk about here. I'm talking about cut up, bruised, and fucked senseless at knife point in a dirty alleyway. The victim will just be left broken laying in a puddle of tears, blood, and cum. The group would also have sex with each other to try to feel anything besides the crushing darkness in their hearts, only to break down in tears because it's usless to try and escape the dark void of emotion that has consumed them all. It's hard to write through the cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022140
No, that was my bad. Replied to the wrong post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022135
>He trust into her like a knife, his dark soul not feeling an ounce of love or respect for the woman he was entering
>He didn't wear a condom, but it didn't matter, he felt nothing anyway
>her pussy was filled with his cock, but the one thing this experience could not fill was her black and empty soul
>they vacantly stared into each other's cold eyes as the silently ground their hips together
>out of general desperation to feel at least some pleasure, he grabbed her breasts and caressed her nipples
>but it was all for nothing. In the end, these were just bags of meat, what pleasure could these give?
>out of lip service to the act, she tried to encourage him by letting out disinterested moans and sighs
>thankfully, it was soon over. His seed spilled into her with no fanfare, just a slight grunt and barely noticeable flicker of some long - forgotten emotion neither of them even recognized anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022132
>dude who doesn't know what positive means, constantly whining about how his life is terrible so everyone around him should feel bad (not pity, just a constant state of depression)
Literary me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022161
perfect, now all we need is some heavy music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022171
I had a friend like that, but most of the time the dark cloud hanging over his head gave the rest of us a renewed sense of appreciation about the good things we DID have in our lives.

It's like "I may be in the shit at the moment, but at least I'm not Depression Guy". So he served a valuable purpose... until he moved to Austria.

[Anonymous No.]

When are we going to get a Clown/Jester MG because we really need to cheer the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022161
perfect, now all we need is some heavy music

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022181
Linkin Park, Evanescence, or Bieber to remind them of the empty souls that inhabit the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022161
perfect, now all we need is some heavy music

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022185
i thought that was what yeti hugs and devil blowjobs were for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022191
>Implying Yeti hugs aren't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022188
there are very few things in this world more emo then linkin parks crawling, its like one of the 7 emo anthems

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022193
I didn't say at the same time.
but now that you mention it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022132
Thats nice and all, but what monsters do we want in this "team of edgyness"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022191
True, but just imagining what they would be like is hilarious to me.
>Honking with every thrust
>Pulling absurdly long sex toys out of her
>You auddenly start cumming confetti
>You start fingering her and pop goes the weasel starts playing.
>Lewd balloon animals
>All the creampie puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022205
And no face was ever straight again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022202
Husband beater amazons, and alcoholic ushis

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022205
>>Pulling absurdly long sex toys out of her
Is there a bulge? If not, this is my antifetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022207
And a mantis. She already has blades, and they're already imbedded in her wrists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022205
>that reply
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022210
That was bad. It's too late to be laughing this hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022202
a salamander with no tail fire, for nothing excites her anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022200
look what you've done, now i want to see art of a guy getting a BJ from a devil while getting hugged from behind by a yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022218
You heartless monsters, taking advantage of a Yeti's love like that. Perhaps next time you ask for a threesome you'll see the look in her eyes as she realizes she'll never be enough for you.

She'll try to hide her pain from you of course, but she'll hug you a bit tighter each night to comfort herself. As you fail to recognize her emotional pain, she'll drift further and further away until the warmth and light in her eyes fades, and her hugs grow cold.

Is this what you want anon? Because this is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022207
A straight razor Tsukumogami called Mary with a special skill called [Martyr's Penance] where she cuts herself with her edges and uses the blood to make armor to defend herself, but inside of the armor is spiked but the spikes infuse her with power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022185
A clown MG would just scare the shit out of everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022132
>>14022158
>>14022161
>>14022207
>>14022210
>>14022215
so right now for one of this Emo tale we have
>A hyper emo MC, a abusive amazon, a acolholic Ushi oni, a mantis, a razor blade spirit and a salamander with no fire.
>All doing emo and edgy things on top of having horrible sex to the tune of linkinpark

Gentlemen, do we go deeper?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no genki, tomboyish Kappa childhood friend to wrassle with and feed cucumbers afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bake sweets for a cyclops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022242
Why? She's already sweet enough to be eye candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022251
Because I like to bake, and I want to do something nice for my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022253
Why not just punch her stomach? It's quicker and easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022258
>gut punch Cyclops Waifu
>I only did that because I love you.
there's a problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022258
I'm not following your logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021314
Huzzah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022265
>>14022266
Because bullying cyclops is how you show your love for them. Don't you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>Let's go the distance, anon!
Uh-oh! Your childhood friend wants to go the distance with you! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022288
Ask her what does she mean by that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022290
The Big One. The championship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022294
But what championship? I don't remember any

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022288
tell her i am no going anywhere if i don't approve of her training montage music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022296
Look, anon. Please. It's THE championship. This is important to her. You promised. Baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022237
Hell yeah we do! i want to see how dark, edgy and emo we can make this idea, it might nevery become a true story or even a green text but dammit i want to continue.

just give be a bit to cook up more ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022319
Oh, THAT championship. How could I forget

[Anonymous No.]

I finished moved my writing to the pastebin. i plan to do more outside of this series soon, for now enjoy http://pastebin.com/u/Iron-beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022185
ZUN already did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022210
Mantis is brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022411
He died well. Can't get much more fucking metal than having a mantis literally eat your fucking face off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022347
>http://pastebin.com/u/Iron-beast
I've never seen these before. Did you post these on the thread or are you from somewhere else? In any case I feel very unobservant right now.

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022433
Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022433
Finally starting to write my story about a wizard taking over a city with an entourage of smart people. Not too far in atm, but I need to get the majority of this story out of my head before the semester starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022448
Fuck yes, you're actually doing it. Best of luck to you anon, and try to keep the character's reasons for this as reasonable and well thought out as possible to avoid HFY, unless it's your intention for it to be that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022433
Listening to the new God Is An Astronaut album, planning on actually writing, getting hyped over Metal Gear Solid 5 even though I stumbled on the leaked ending and thought it was retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a robbut?
Last pic is mine, fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022347
I like your succubus thing. I think you should expand on it. Who are his friends? How can they contact a demon? Are demons Common? what's it like after they fuck? That sorta stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022467
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022433
Writing about enchanted clothes that can magically change their composition from solid to gaseous and then back to solid for girls with wings because I'm too lazy to think of a convincing cut that could work for tshirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022444
You poor bastard. I hope you're not expecting an experience on par with DS1. I beat DS2 once and couldn't even be bothered with the DLC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022429
all ready posted these on MGU but I wanted more people to see it so I made a paste bin for here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022205
wat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022497
Ushi-Oni a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022497
h-how

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021993
>Being one of those idiots that need to be the best at everything
>Not just wanting to be evil and being your waifu's right hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022497
Ushis make the best waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022475
well that's got me thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I personally don't have a problem with things like MG Yuri, maledom, monsterboys or girls being "too fury" like Cait Sith. But I can understand why the thread doesn't want them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022525
Include a cute date where she acts shy and bashful about cute innocent shit. It's cliche but damn does it melt my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022533
I'm with you on everything but monster boys. I happily save monster girl yuri and wouldn't mind rubbing a cait sith's belly/giving her headpats but at the same time realise this isn't the place for such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021950
Looking back to it, this is fucking cringeworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022494
I see. From the few I've read so far these are very nice, I hope you stick around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022542
>cringeworthy
catfags in general. I can haz Cancer?1 pl0x.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022552
Cat memes are really fucking irritating and stupid, I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022547
thanks i plan to keep going with this, but for now I'm planning out something a little different.

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoyed this thread. This was a pretty great thread. Really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022554
ah, the 1st dark era of memes,
we just got out the second one now that the pony thing is dying out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022559
I really liked this thread. It's a nice fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022433
Preparing for Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022539
I'm okay with monsterboys because when it comes down to it it doesn't make sense for a world to be sustainable as it is with monsters if the more plentiful species to breed purely with humans, human females would be utterly obselete pretty quick. But at the same time, if they have males of their own why would they want human men outside of exotic curiosity? It's a weird problem that only causes issues to talk about, so I just try leave it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022448
Can you include a Lich who solves the homeless problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022457
Ho boy, the pressure's on.
Most humans who aren't the wizard are going to be pretty ordinary. I say _most_ because of some radical orderlies who trained to become "paladins".

>>14022580
I'll note your suggestion, but the wizard didn't get to where he is now by cooperating with monsters and by being nice. It'll take some convincing from his cabinet to get the wizard to understand that they can't just kick the homeless out of the city. Good point though, I hadn't thought of that yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I'm ok with female furries as long as the male is human. Pretty much the same than with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I don't think I'll bother with writing anymore, but I haven't told anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021719
I want to write futa on /d/ but I don't want what I write to be effected here, so I don't. I don't really care that I don't write it, but some times I wish I could. But I know that if I do, I'll be tempted to post it besides I already have enough to work on as it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022613
As long as the male is human and the girl isn't overly animal like with huge snouts and shit then then furry can be okay. That said there's only like 1-2 artists I like that do that sort of material and steer well clear of western art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022640
>That said there's only like 1-2 artists I like that do that sort of material and steer well clear of western art
Sindoll is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022634
Sometimes I feel this way too. It helps that several months have passed since my last thing and most anons consider me dead for it. The thing making me want to come back is the idea of writing something the thread loves and going out on a high note, instead of writing something generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022672
So what'd you have in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022677
No idea. Well, actually I have several but as far as the thread is concerned it's hard to predict what they'll like.
That said, if I could go out writing something as amazing as YBA's recent oneshot I'd be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022683
If you have ideas, let's hear them and have a brainstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the deal with Lanternon? I's been nearly a fucking month man. I need my fix. Does he even lurk here or does he just stop to post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022700
He is ded
Everyone is ded
Even you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022704
AAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl do you want to fart on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022704
>I'm ded
So I can enjy my unlife with the waifu? Boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022713
Hellhound. Imagine the unbearable smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022566
>tfw have Tues / Wed off by random luck
>tfw beat Ground Zeroes just now from pre-ordering PP
>tfw Arachnotaur was last 2 images in thread and I only posted one of them

Yesh, it is good day indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022713
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022713
None. But fairy or unicorn out of curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022704
Everyone's dead except Australia. But they'll be dead soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022722
Are you ready to become a Demon, anon?
>>14022751
I see what you did there. Stupid kangaroos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022700
I think he has other stuff to do irl. That said, I wish he posted more frequently, because his stories and setting are amazing. Its funny that he's achieved more with his world building in about 20 or so short chapters than anonymoose has in 90 long ones imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022700
This. I didn't care much for the way his last story ended (he made the villain more sympathetic than the hero in a single diary entry), but this one is shaping up to be something special. I need more good paladin stuff, and Victor is looking like the hero Min deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022755
My rig absolutely dumpstered Ground Zeroes at all extra high on 1080.

I'll probably go PS4 controller for that authentic MGS experience and switch to mouse when I need to shoot a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022760
Doesnt moose write really long scenes so not much happens in the long run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022778
I'm getting it on a console because that's how I've always played them. It's the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022783
>console plebs actually believe this
smuggazerandjabberwockneetshaughtilylaughing.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022787
But I've got most of my games on the PC, sillybuns.
Now shut up. This isn't /v/. I don't even know why we're talking about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022787
in the name of all that is both holy and unholy, don't do this. please stop, im begging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022783
I'm worried about TPP because there is a lot of evidence from streamers and leaked scripts that the plot is infuriatingly stupid and the true ending will piss many people off.

I'm still getting it ASAP because the gameplay looks incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022795
>>14022800
neetjabberwocklaughswhileneetgazerclingstohersidealmostunabletostandbecausesheslaughingsohardattheplebiananons.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022808
>infuriatingly stupid
It's a Metal Gear game. What the hell are you expecting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022795
>Why are we talking about this

Think aboot it mate, touhou is basically 80% of jp, and touhou is PC only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022817
>touhou is PC only
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14021941

reminds me of this

http://i.imgur.com/THNJegZ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022815
The ending is almost Mass Effect 3 levels of infuriating from what I've read. I'm still playing it, but goddamn I hope this is all an elaborate ruse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022829
Well something has to turn Boss into the crazy Bond villain he's in Metal Gear 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022829
>yfw it ends with Big Boss assassinating Miller just prior to the Shadow Moses incident

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suplex a Soldier Beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022843
Guy from Miura's loli piss manga please.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Monster Girl that she's unlovable

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022829
>I'm still playing it

Fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022829
>>14022835
But doesn't it have multiple endings? Or does the ME3 bit mean it's just different colors of paint on the Metal Gear or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022854
>>14022835
>>14022837
Nope. If you're feeling curious about The Phantom Pain's stupid fucking ending then just check the spoiler tags below:

Ready?

Ok then.

The Big Boss in TPP is not the real Big Boss. He's the medic from the helicopter explosion in Ground Zeros brainwashed into thinking he's the real deal as a plot by Big Boss to confuse Zero and distract him while the real Big Boss builds Outer Heaven. This is the reason for the face transplant in the beginning and I hope to god /vg/ and /v/ are being rused by some master troll because right now the streams and everything point to this being real jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022867
If that's real, I'm not even complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022808
>gameplay looks incredible.
I heard exactly the opposite
The plot is good for the most part but gameplay is absolute shit. It's fun for few hours, but it's get boring and repetitive very fast. Stupid side-mission like "get the legendary sheep" or "get the personal" etc. And you can't really skip it. You don't need to do all of them, but the game will still force you to do them for 7~ hours because you need specific items to advance the plot and you can get it only by research. And to research it you need resources, people which you can get by going to the same fucking base again and again. Unless you want to buy it for IRL money
Basically your average open world game with dead, barren, empty world with artificially prolonged gametime

[Anonymous No.]

dammit i want to get this story dont but i have no idea on how to expand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022885
I really hope it's some amazing troll by some guy obsessed with keeping the games real ending a secret. Supposedly /v/ has a couple of people who claimed they wanted to do this so there's still hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022867
That's not nearly as dumb as everything in MGS4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022892
You could always ask Andrew Dobson on how to expand it

Don't ask Dobson, he already has an inflated ego

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022909
Ask Trader Anon then.
Oh wait he bitched out and left the internet to avoid MGS5 spoilers.
Which apparently was a good idea because some faggot is spoiling it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022909
i might get flack for this but who the fuck is Dobson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022919
I'm using spoiler tags for their actual purpose, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022891
I loved it in Peace Walker and I'll love it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14022909
Is it that fat SJW guy who uses blue bear as his fursona and has 57$ on his patreon?