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Is there any touhou out there that can beat John Cena?

>> No.14012149
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Demonbane

>> No.14012162

Meiling vs JOHN CENA would be a good match.

>> No.14012168
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14012168

The most powerful Touhou character of course

>> No.14012173

It's really sad that such a dumb rapper has the same popularity as Hulk Hogan or The Rock 20 years ago.

>> No.14012175

>>14012138
Wrestling is all fake so it's okay.

>> No.14012176

>>14012162
Let's find out on SATURDAY WWF SUMMER SLAAAAAAAAM

>> No.14012179

>>14012175
Just like spellcard rules, right?

>> No.14012189

I'm guessing there's bunch of wrestling otaku here. How do I start watching this shit? There's been weekly live broadcasts for over 20 years with occasional spin-offs, and bunch of ongoing stories with characters. This isn't something you can just jump into.
Are there designated starting points for storylines or something?

>> No.14012250

Why is that faggot a meme

>> No.14012257

>>14012189
It's like in your anime, some drunk guy thinks of a silly storyline for the next month. Then they'll have a match at the monthly PPV, the corresponding wrestlers disappear for one or two months and after that everyone pretend like nothing has happened.
Remember the silly storyline from 2002 when Kane was a murderer that killed a girl and had sex with her dead body? Or Goldust (son of Dusty Rhodes) suddenly having some kind of brain tumor and acting seizures during his interviews? It never happened! WWE always tends to do these kind of ridiculous storylines when a wrestler's contract runs out.

>> No.14012338
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>>14012189
Just start watching the Monday night shows and try to follow along. WWE generally does recaps about "important" things from previous shows so you can get an idea as to why these particular two giant sweaty mountains of muscle are trying to kill each other (in kayfabe, of course).


It's like a never-ending anime with loads of characters that doesn't take itself seriously at all. Just start watching it, pick someone you like, arbitrarily or otherwise, and get irrationally excited when they win or lose. It's more fun if you don't think about how little sense some of it makes.

>> No.14012397

Any top Touhou can beat him in a one off match but will lose in susequent encounters :'^)

>>14012189
You can really jump in at any point. Most stories are very minor these days and anything beyond a year or two back is blatantly ignored. If you want wrestling with compelling stories and great quality I'd recommend the series Lucha Underground.

>> No.14012492

>>14012189
start in 1997\98 with WWF, fuck WWE

>> No.14012579

>>14012149
Demonbane was struggling with the earth's atmosphere. You didn't read the VN.

>>14012168
Umineko characters aren't actually strong. In the fake fantasy magic world they are, but in the end their real selves were just normal humans. Battler is on a wheelchair, Ange has to use a gun, Featherine is just a writer.

>> No.14012611

>>14012189
modern wwe gargles dongs, just dig up videos of 90s shit from japan.

>> No.14012667
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Stardom is the best proresu!

>> No.14012681

>>14012667
Is she snapping her finger for the kick-sound?

>> No.14012685
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>>14012681
No wrestling is real.

>> No.14012732

>>14012685
Did she died?

>> No.14012752
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I went to see a WWE match when I was a kid, they were acting so fake it felt kind awkard to watch. And the cast that day was really good too, Rey, Cena, Undertaker, the Texan rich guy that was basically the villain back then etc.

It was even Cena's bday, and the other fighters included the Texan let him do his finisher on them as a present, I have to admit that part was really fun.

>> No.14012764

>>14012732
You can easily see that the the jumping girl was barely putting any force into her kick and that the right girl doesn't hold white girl's arms fixed, so the whole force on white girl's back can be compensated by forcing her upper body downwards without putting too much pressure on the backbones. It's still painful though.

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>>14012764
Don't ruin kayfabe onegai!

>> No.14012787

>>14012189
Check out taima.tv/r/wooo, they play a lot of the classics and NJPW and Japanese deathmatches

I think /sp/ still has wooo threads

>> No.14012826

>>14012138
Why did you post a picture of a white gradient, OP?

>> No.14012841

>>14012138
>>>/v/

>> No.14012844

>>14012667
That is a nice looking kick, although I don't know if it has perfect mechanics. The way her foot is able to land a head hit when her thigh is at waist level is pretty damn cool.

>> No.14012847

>>14012138
Get the fuck out faggot you disgust me.

>> No.14012872

>>14012841
wrestling is not video games though????????

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