Eternal Onahole Thread

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Eternal Onahole Thread Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:02:11 2015 No.14002710 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:22:51 2015 No.14002789 >>14002710 I'd fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:37:57 2015 No.14002862 >>14002710 Who's in the OP? She's a qt

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:40:58 2015 No.14002874 >>14002862 Calne Ca

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:12:54 2015 No.14003000 /ona/ I think I fucked up. Since getting my hole I usually cum inside it and then clean it over the family sink. Lately that sink has been clogging really badly and no one knows why. Could it have been my spunk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:21:17 2015 No.14003036 >>14003000 It's all your fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:28:28 2015 No.14003065 >>14003000 I doubt it. Food scraps would be a more likely culprit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:32:52 2015 No.14003080 >>14003000 Possibly, just use some Drano to clear the clog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:37:37 2015 No.14003100 >>14002874 thanks dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:47:21 2015 No.14003146 Does anyone who masturbates laying on their back have any problem with lube spilling out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 19:09:14 2015 No.14003249 >>14003146 Chances are you're using too much lube.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 19:12:32 2015 No.14003274 >>14003146 It usually happens to lubes that are low in viscosity like onatsuyu. I put a towel underneath to prevent messiness

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 19:39:08 2015 No.14003440 >>14003036 I knew it. >>14003065 I really doubt there's food in there. >>14003080 The plumber is here right now, he's using some tube pump thing. I really hope they don't find me seed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 20:03:19 2015 No.14003546 >>14003440 I am torn between a sympathetic, vicarious sharing of your fear, and hilarity at the absurdity of your misfortune. Good luck not being caught impregnating your sink I guess?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 20:17:36 2015 No.14003610 >>14003274 On the topic of Onatsuyu, is that lube considered an universal lube? My mouth of truth and other holes are in delivery right now. Will they work on all (while not making that much mess)?

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 20:28:08 2015 No.14003649

>>14003610
Well it's generally most recommended/shilled here because of its realistic property like a pussy juice; others worth mentioning are pepee, peace's, and golden lotion and maybe lovely girls drool(advertised as sweet-tasting bj lube).
I only have pepee and onatsuyu myself and pepee is a lot thicker and stringy than onatsuyu. I'm thinking of trying golden next time I shop for lube

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 20:44:06 2015 No.14003719 Out of the recommended holes in that guide, which are the least stimulating? Feel like I should build my way up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 20:48:52 2015 No.14003744 I'm still cumming way too fast. Is it because I'm cut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 21:34:43 2015 No.14003932 File: 61 KB, 400x300, 1_1397628799_m_UxF3W.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Recently bought RIDE JAPAN's CQ Roll from NLS. Jesus, this thing is fucking amazing. Has anyone else tried it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 21:36:43 2015 No.14003943 >>14003932 Past experience?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 21:38:29 2015 No.14003954 >>14003932 It looks cool, but what is the "CQ zone"?

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 21:42:34 2015 No.14003979

>>14003719
>least stimulating
Anything with a soft material. You have a range of options for your penis, while some may not be suited for it. I would suggest something from Tomax in Soft, or if you want, Very Soft.

>>14003744
Not necessarily. Do some kegels, edge, just try to last longer both physically and mentally. It's also dependent on the hole, too, so anything with crazy stimulation will definitely get you done faster.

>>14003954
子宮, meaning uterus or womb. It's just stylized as CQ.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 21:43:34 2015 No.14003983
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>>14003943
My experience with this onahole, though I've only used it two times, can only be described with an "A+++". Its main selling point is a penetrable cervix/uterus gimmick located about midway into the hole, but if you're into that (like I am), then, jesus fuck.

Even if you're not crazy about that sort of thing, it's an extremely stimulating onahole. Guys with super-sensitive dicks might want to avoid it, though, because it really doesn't mess around. I wouldn't call it a "dick bully" but there is definitely a high level of intensity, especially nearer the entrance.

>>14003954
The "CQ zone" is the aforementioned cervix/uterus gimmick.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 21:56:26 2015 No.14004056
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Where can I find some decent trap/shota onaholes? I know of this one http://en-nls.com/pict1-27542?c2=12001012 which isn't available anymore and I've seen pictures of others, but can't find them on any of the usual sites. Please help ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:06:11 2015 No.14004122 >>14003983 I meant what is your past experience with onaholes, so we can be sure of what you're saying right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:17:40 2015 No.14004192 >>14004056 I've been searching for a while for the same thing in addition to shota/trap dildos and dolls the market just doesn't seem to be a market for it. Everyone loves lolis.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:27:26 2015 No.14004262

>>14004122
Oh, sorry. Didn't realize I needed to prove my onahole cred.

Have owned lilith uterus (hard and normal), meiki up, a fairy onahole, two regular tenga models (soft tube and rolling head) and a tenga flip hole.

These aren't exactly "onaholes", but I also have owned a soloflesh, and like three different fleshlights that I lost use of and threw away a long time ago.

Never buy fleshlight.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:33:09 2015 No.14004292

>>14004056
>>14004192
Unfortunately NLS no longer carries those. They used to have it for a while, but you'll have to look at HotPowers, Daimaoh or even other retailers for that. As for NLS, you can always have Atsushi and imagine he's a grown shota!

As for dildos, there's always this:
http://en-nls.com/pict1-24607

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:38:29 2015 No.14004326

>>14001479
And perfect timing too. This'll be good if I can't get the other thing I want that might be on sale for Labor Day.

>>14001293
Safe Skin is hard and irritating in a manner reminiscent of a cheese grater. I absolutely hated it and haven't had good experiences with any other hole made of the material either.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:39:54 2015 No.14004338

>>14004326
>Safe Skin is hard and irritating in a manner reminiscent of a cheese grater. I absolutely hated it and haven't had good experiences with any other hole made of the material either.
It's definitely a hard material, but for me that makes it more stimulating. It requires a bit more lube, but the feeling is strong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:51:54 2015 No.14004400 >>14004056 >>14004192 I know that feel guys. >large trap toy market never ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:54:09 2015 No.14004409 >>14004292 >7 dollar ochinchin I don't know how dildos are normally priced but I think I'd be afraid to put something that cheap in my ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 23:18:31 2015 No.14004486 >>14004409 Oh it's fine. I've reviewed it already on NLS, and it's alright. It definitely makes me want something longer and something that can anchor itself in my butt.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 23:32:03 2015 No.14004538
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>>14004292
Thanks for the help! Haven't been able to find anything on those sites yet, but I won't give up hope.

>>14004192
>>14004400
You'd think there would be plenty given how popular traps are. I mean it's not on the same level as loli or whatever else, but still, it'd be easier for a new company to differentiate and carve a place for themselves in the market by making a decent trap and/or shota onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 23:52:41 2015 No.14004665 >>14003546 Thanks anon. The plumber couldn't fix it, and will come tomorrow with a bigger pump. It will be the day of reckoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 00:01:37 2015 No.14004718 Wow, do you cum cement or something? You should be in a circus or studied by scientists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 00:05:17 2015 No.14004732 >>14004718 >do you cum cement That'd actually be pretty cool. I could literally produce works of art with my penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 00:48:28 2015 No.14004991 File: 3 KB, 298x56, storelogo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Important question: is Small Packet Airmail the same as Small Packet SAL?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 00:49:17 2015 No.14004993 >>14004991 No, they're two different things. You most likely want Small Packet SAL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 01:09:49 2015 No.14005115 >>14004993 Problem is that SAL isn't avaiable to my country anymore and I'm looking for cheap and customs-avoid replacement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 01:11:41 2015 No.14005127 File: 193 KB, 1263x397, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really want to get Alice Dayo but using that tunnel looks like it'll be very uncomfortable with my slighty curved penis and I end up hitting the material. Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 02:01:20 2015 No.14005378 >>14005127 I think you'll be fine and will be able to reach the end. The material isn't so hard that the curves would seriously impede you from pushing forth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 02:03:06 2015 No.14005392 >>14005127 Flip it over. This hole, it was made for you! This is your hole!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 02:18:09 2015 No.14005477 >>14005392 inspiring words a whole hole just for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 02:20:22 2015 No.14005489 >>14005477 Credit: Junji Ito DRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 02:48:21 2015 No.14005595 >>14005392 >Flip it over. Still it'll change all sensation created when they do that one. >it was made for you! that's tsurupeta soft with it slighty curve

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 04:02:17 2015 No.14005911 What's a cheap but good prostate toy for starters? And is an enema really essential for anal play?

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 05:15:42 2015 No.14006134

>>14003610
It's a nice standard for holes, yeah. But not universal. I've tried it with hand masturbation before out of curiosity, and it is downright terrible. You NEED some sort of texture to feel through it, or it's just awkward. Even spit works better for hand lube.
Of course I would never recommend direct hand usage in general for masturbation. But still a notable point.
It's strictly for allowing the hole to stimulate without damaging friction. And does a damn good job at it.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 05:21:13 2015 No.14006155

>>14003000
I had the same problem too, recently. Bathroom sink to be specific.
Took a plunger to it and cleaned the sink out afterwards. It wasn't the spunk clogging it. It was some idiot's pubic hair which had bunched up and gathered mold. Solid PLATES of strongly volatile smelling pubic hair and mold.
That was disgusting. Much moreso than the idea of simple semen in the drain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 05:28:30 2015 No.14006189 Am I correct in assuming loli holes = tighter? I've been enjoying my first hole but I need something tighter.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 05:56:09 2015 No.14006286

>>14006189
For the most part, yes. Tightness is not only dependent on the design of the tunnel, but also your girth. I'm not that girthy, at 4", but some holes such as Mitsugekka still manage to strangle the base of my penis because of its design. Note that the circumferential expansion is more than linear expansion, so girth is key to all this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 06:17:17 2015 No.14006361 >>14001557 >PUNIPURICH >sounds pretty awesome I wonder about the longevity of the "muscle" since it is so new product wise. Also wondering how much effect it will have/how much you'll actually notice it.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 06:35:06 2015 No.14006444

>>14006361
Onahodouga states that there is no effect whatsoever.

Come to think of it, if they had surrounded the tunnel with the faux muscle, it would have made some effect. The material is large enough in volume near the tunnels that it evens out any pressure in such a wide area that nothing is felt. It also seems as if they used some sort of high density foam, which makes sense for the weight loss.

They failed at making, but props to them for doing another hip. For what it's worth, it's half the price of the larger hips and is half the weight. You COULD get one just for the size of a full hip with the mass of a half/small hip, but the decision is entirely up to you if you want to spend a bit more on another full hip, or get a small hip such as the Puni DX.

The faux muscle is located pretty deeply inside the hip as per NLS pics, but we can't be sure how thick the outer layer of skin is on top of that faux muscle.

Personally, I would buy it if it was 9k in price.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 06:55:57 2015 No.14006503

>>14003610
For onahole use, yep definitely. If you're going to use it for masturbation w/o toys, or anal/vagina play I'd suggest golden lotion, pepe, or something silicon based. Stay away from Peace's, that shit is horrible :(

Also Onatsuyu seems to be on the thinner side vs most other lubes i've tried (that is to say, it's still far from water), so depending on the size of your member and the hole, there *could* be some leakage. If it's your first time with onaholes, use a towel and see what happens I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 06:58:37 2015 No.14006510 >>14006444 Thanks anon. I already have Puni DX Hard and Puni SPDX, amongst others, so I think I'll pass on this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 07:01:24 2015 No.14006517 >>14005911 >And is an enema really essential for anal play? Nope, just clean up your rectal cavity properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 07:12:23 2015 No.14006546 >>14006517 This might be a stupid question, but how do I do it properly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 07:15:15 2015 No.14006553 File: 81 KB, 540x296, mitsu-no-tsubo-orient-industry-onahole-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mitsu no Tsubo onaholes made by Orient Industry These things are damn expensive, but has anyone tried them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 07:29:41 2015 No.14006603 File: 317 KB, 1920x1080, Order.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I may have gone a little overboard. Expect reviews!

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 07:37:06 2015 No.14006624

>>14006546
> Bottle or douche of room temp/luke warm non-sparkling water, put the opening up to your asshole (or even better in (with lube!!), you don't want it spilling everywhere),
> squeeze as much of the water inside as possible
> remove bottle/douche/your tool (don't let go after squeezing, you don't want to suffer the suck back, all of the water will get sucked back into the bottle)
> hold it in for like 20s, jump around a bit while holding
> purge it into the toilet bowl.
Repeat until the water coming out is clear.

You generally don't need soap for that bit, and it's generally not such a good idea to use it anyway as most will irritate your anal passage (= lots of pain). If you feel you must use a soapy water mix, get something organic and chemical free.

The first time doing this, only do a small amount as you might get shocked with it going up.

After that, relax for a few mins and then was your ass with soap and water. Might want to wait for like half an hour before anal play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 07:40:15 2015 No.14006631 >>14006624 Thanks for the info, but that sounds like a lot of work. I'll just stick to using onaholes for now

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 07:59:27 2015 No.14006691 >>14006631 In my experience, those steps are not completely necessary. As long as you are eating healthy: 45 minutes to an hour after having a full movement, take a shower; paying special attention to your ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 09:14:06 2015 No.14006885 >>14003932 Fuck NLS, overpriced shipping bullshit prices, I've converted to Love Merci, shipping out of Australia, cheaper and quicker ... Fapping in no time at all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 09:27:12 2015 No.14006913 >>14006603 Pls do nipples first I'm hardcore tits and nips fan

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 09:39:58 2015 No.14006955 >>14006603 Yes, review nipples please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 09:50:34 2015 No.14006981 >>14006885 leave it to aussies to shitpost

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 10:25:31 2015 No.14007062 >>14006913 >>14006955 Consider it done. It'll be the first I try qnd then review.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 10:59:33 2015 No.14007145

>>14004409
>>14004486
I'd be concerned that it contains phthalates. The price isn't exceptional though, dildos are cheap.
>>14005911
>And is an enema really essential for anal play
Douching is definitely a good idea. Just don't overdo it. This guy >>14006624 has the right idea. Definitely don't overdo the amount. It doesn't take that much water.
>>14006603
That's a lot of anal. Good taste. Wouldn't mind seeing a review of REAL.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 11:19:35 2015 No.14007206

>>14006624
>organic and chemical free
Heh. Organic won't help squat inherently, and chemical free is literally impossible.
I don't care whatever you want to think. But do not EVER use soap inside of your ass. Of any kind. You can use it on the outside just fine, but inside is a big fucking no no.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 12:07:26 2015 No.14007407 [SPOILER]

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So I just got back from japan and bought a shit ton of onaholes. I know I broke the master rule, never shop when horny. anyways, just tried out my first one and I really loved it. Has anyone else tried this one "Bitch Omanko"? How does it compare to others? Just so I get a baseline like "looser than most, tighter than most, not great, decent" whatever. For some reason I can't post a link so I'm just gonna spoiler the box art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:17:20 2015 No.14007821 >>14004326 >"I Absolutely hated it" Alright guys pack it up its shit confirmed

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:22:32 2015 No.14007841

>>14006885
Aussie here.
If AU Love Merci had more than 10 onaholes and had free shipping on orders over $30 I'd buy from them. But they have like 2 things I'd actually wish to buy and it's god damn fucking more expensive than NLS after EMS shipping.

Now god damn if they replicated the Love Merci ship in Akiba, now we're talking.

Also fuck AU loli laws, 90% of holes will never be sold over here because of it. Such a pain getting through customs :(

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:41:14 2015 No.14007920

If anyone's more curious about the blowup doll with the smartphone in it, someone gave their impressions of it:

http://imgur.com/a/4w31i

He also reports on waifu simulators where she sits on your lap, you can hug her, kiss, and she can poke you. And another where you brush a waifu's teeth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:46:12 2015 No.14008222 How much lube should I be using? I managed to get the sampler (15ml) to last twice and I still have some excess. Includes lubing up a USB warmer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 16:43:49 2015 No.14008560 is it possible for a fungus that causes yeast infection thrive inside an onahole even after proper cleaning with peroxide or some sort?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 17:01:17 2015 No.14008641 >>14007407 Give us a picture of what you bought

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 17:39:33 2015 No.14008903 >>14008641 I bought a ton I broke the rule, is it ok to just snap a photo and then spoiler tag it despite the box art?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 17:40:36 2015 No.14008912 >>14008903 Probably, don't forget the spoiler though

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 17:43:16 2015 No.14008941 >>14008903 Yeah, do post pics of your purchases. That must have been one incredible haul!

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:01:09 2015 No.14009099 [SPOILER]

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>>14008912
>>14008941
Yeah I was in a room with three other people and was even explicitly told "don't masturbate in the bathroom or shower" by the end of week two I was too excited and bought a ton in Nakano and akiba. I actually gifted twp others away to my roommate and a friend because I realized I didn't get good souvenirs for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:06:50 2015 No.14009133 >>14009099 >giving onaholes as souvenirs I wish you were my friend. Anyway I look forward to your Punipurich review.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:07:11 2015 No.14009135 >>14009099 Please review the Punipurich with pics! Was that all you got from Japan? No Tomax holes, Lolinco, Mouth of Truth, Slut Announcer? No Ona Tsuyu lube?

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:14:04 2015 No.14009156

>>14009133
We're all men, we all enjoy it right? Also I've never used one before though even if I enjoy it I can't really compare it to other stuff.

>>14009135
Um, I also got some Ninja girl parody one since my friend loves DoA and the girl looked like Kasumi and some generic cat girl looking one because it was on sale and looked decent enough in Nakano, gave those to friend and roommate though. The Nun, the Gyaru and some others came with like bottles of lube though. I didn't know japanese lube was so different and was just planning on getting more cheap from amazon when I got back or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:18:45 2015 No.14009178 >>14009156 I'm surprised you didn't do your research before splurging in Japan. Either way you should be able to easily obtain bottles of Ona Tsuyu lube on Amazon.com and Tomax holes like the Venus Real and Lilith Uterus from Queen Cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:22:00 2015 No.14009196 >>14009178 They're from Japan, I trust them. It's not like I was buying from some filthy occidentals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:28:04 2015 No.14009243 >>14009196 Just curious, why didn't you get any of the more established/popular onaholes around here? Besides the Punipurich (which is new) I don't really recognize any of the others.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:28:41 2015 No.14009248

>>14009156

>We're all men, we all enjoy it right?
You would think so, but some people are pretty close minded about it. I have a friend that I told about my onahole collection and he took a pretty dim view of it, he literally said "If I wanted it that bad I'd just find a woman" which was hilarious because he's a virgin (and i'm not). I tried explaining all the usual benefits of them but he wasn't convinced. He just thinks I wasted my money on it.

If I gave him one as a souvenir he'd probably never use it, or use it once and deny that it felt any better than with his hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:30:00 2015 No.14009259 >>14009248 You need to personally give him a demo of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:31:07 2015 No.14009271 File: 56 KB, 599x566, CC3he_1UIAAGV4w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does /jp/ think of Libidoll?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:31:18 2015 No.14009274 >>14009243 They looked nice? Honestly that was it, sorry to be such a pleb. >>14009248 He's probably worried then like he's officially given up if he does it, you've gotten some so you realize it's not all that great and might as well have fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:44:59 2015 No.14009354 >>14003000 pour protease enzymes down your sink just in case, anon.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:51:19 2015 No.14009393 [DELETED]

>>14009274

He might be right, he's just 4 years away from official wizard status so he probably doesn't want to do anything he thinks might jeopardize avoiding that fate.

Also, I don't think you're a pleb, you're basically going to new frontiers to test onaholes most of us have never heard of. I for one look forward to your reviews of these. Most people just play it safe and buy things they know will satisfy them, but you took a risk and I think that's commendable. Plebs are the ones who still use fleshlights and tengas, or worse, their hand,

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:52:46 2015 No.14009402 >>14009243 Also I got the Ju-C because I absolutely adore Niku Chan and seeing her on the box was great!

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:54:07 2015 No.14009407

>>14009274

You might be right, he's just 4 years away from official wizard status so he probably doesn't want to do anything he thinks might jeopardize avoiding that fate.

Also, I don't think you're a pleb, you're basically going to new frontiers to test onaholes most of us have never heard of. I for one look forward to your reviews of these. Most people just play it safe and buy things they know will satisfy them, but you took a risk and I think that's commendable. Plebs are the ones who still use fleshlights and tengas, or worse, their hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:56:14 2015 No.14009414 >>14009271 First thing that came to mind is fuck her right in the pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:41:53 2015 No.14009619 >ona tsyu out of stock what am i supposed to do now

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:46:52 2015 No.14009631

>>14009619

If you mean from NLS, just order it. It's already friday in Japan anyway so whatever you order isn't likely to come until monday at the earliest. They restock that stuff almost every day so by the time they get your order together they will probably have more. It's never delayed my orders for more than a day.

If you really can't wait, just order it from amazon (link is in the pastebin)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:59:31 2015 No.14009684 SPDX or DX Hard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:55:58 2015 No.14010184 >>14008222 The hell are you lubing and what are you lubing it with? I hit 3 ml of pretty much anything in any of my holes save the Kunoichi and it starts to feel like too much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:08:47 2015 No.14010243 >>14006155 EW wtf. Sink seed anon here. It was a mixture of my hair when I shaved and my cum that clogged the sink. Poor plumber said that shampoo was the cause.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:10:32 2015 No.14010249 >>14010243 Was he able to find cum still lodged in there? I thought it would be soluble.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:20:00 2015 No.14010289

>>14010249
I thought so too, but I think I didn't run enough water so it gunked up with the hair. For some reason there was tons of dirt too so it was recipe for coagulation.

Different note, I just got my Lolinco. This thing is meaty. It's still tight right? The only other one I have is the Perfect Meiki Principle (Yuu Haruka). That one is much smaller in size and really is a bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:29:12 2015 No.14010319 File: 68 KB, 333x271, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's the third toy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:30:42 2015 No.14010326 >>14009684 Definitely SPDX.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:34:36 2015 No.14010348 >>14010326 doesn't it have same problems as kaitai shinso/moe body?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 23:52:27 2015 No.14010661 So I finished my order on NLS and I read that all orders before 12:30PM there will ship the same day but it's now slightly past that, will it still possibly ship today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:05:53 2015 No.14010736 >>14010661 It's already Saturday on Japan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:11:02 2015 No.14010755 >>14010736 The afternoon barely started there dude.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:16:59 2015 No.14010792

>>14010755
Oh shit I though it was Friday where I live, sorry.
Nls has a set time of the day to send shipping confirmations through mail, usually at the end of their working day the package was probably sent already, it's currently 1:00 pm Friday on Japan if I'm not mistaken, most of the mails I receive from them confirming the shipments come around 5:00 pm.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:31:17 2015 No.14010862
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Friends i need some advice. I recently purchased a new 2 hole onahole off nls, only to see a note on the box saying it had been opened by Australian customs (yes im an Australian pleb), im worried because im unsure if whether or not it is illegal or if further action will be taken. As you can see in pic related, the customs also made a note of questioning why the package lied about its contents. Any input would be appreciated as this has never happened before.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:37:46 2015 No.14010892

>>14010862
If you were screwed they wouldn't even have let you get the package in the first place or would have notified you of any legal actions against you. Next time change the description to something vaguely describing the contents like toy, figure, or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:50:06 2015 No.14010947 >>14010862 Hire a lawyer ASAP anon. Good luck being Big Bubba's warm, self cleaning onahole.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 00:57:46 2015 No.14010996

>>14010862
If you received the package then you're fine. Nothing will happen to you. If you were in trouble you would not have received the package and the authorities would have sent you an official letter or paid you a visit.

Customs probably assumed it was a mistake because it came from Japan and they are not native english speakers there.
From now on make sure they don't blatantly lie about the contents, use neutral definitions such as "rubber toy" or "plastic figurines".

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 02:53:38 2015 No.14011504 >>14010996 Thank god, was worried i was going to have to explain to my parents i was going to jail for wanting to fuck small anime girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:17:36 2015 No.14011578 >>14010996 Nah say it's a vase.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:19:40 2015 No.14011584 File: 10 KB, 225x225, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14011504 TOPPEST KEK

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:27:02 2015 No.14011604 I'm thinking of getting 3 fleshlight sleeves for $120. I got the STU and I'm starting to tear up the outside lips. Should I do it? Should I get super tight? I'm 7.5'' by 5.75''

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:35:22 2015 No.14011628 >>14010319 Internal structure of a moe body! / Kaitai Shinsho Moe Body!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:38:46 2015 No.14011636 >>14002710 What would a Calne Ca onahole feel like?

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 03:55:07 2015 No.14011685

>>14006885
>love merci is amazing
Suspected shiller or owner of website. There has been a few similar posts over the past five or so threads.

>>14007841
Also ausfag and this post is underrated.
Love Merci is definitely worth keeping an eye on, especially if they can do a deal with Tomax and become the Australian distributor (hint, hint, owner or shiller), but their prices are generally all over the place in comparison to NLS.
>Also fuck AU loli laws, 90% of holes will never be sold over here because of it. Such a pain getting through customs :(
I agree with the first part but just have NLS remove the packaging and you shouldn't have any issues. I've had three large orders shipped from NLS via DHL, totalling JPY 135k, and I've had no issues at all. I ask for packaging and all lolicon content to be removed. For lube they usually remove the label but for Forced Milking - Girl's Extract they covered it with opaque tape (most likely because I specifically ordered it).

If I order from NLS on Thursday and choose DHL as the shipping option, I'll likely be fapping with something from the order on Monday night. I'm not convinced that even Love Merci could achieve that and I'm 40 minutes away from them by road.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:31:36 2015 No.14011810 File: 86 KB, 350x360, Touhou_Tonari_Yuyuko_2338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Been gone for 3 months. What amazing new holes did I miss?

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:20:56 2015 No.14011946

>>14010862
No. Its the senders responsibility to properly fill out customs papers so they'd have to take it up with NLS. Worst that could happen is that NLS stops putting wrong information about the contents if they receive too many complaints.
Kinda like how Mandarake stopped undervaluing packages for EU costumers these days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:50:59 2015 No.14012028 >>14005127 Fuck it ass up, my dick isn't even curved and that's what I usually do.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 06:00:13 2015 No.14012062

>>14010862
The question mark is mocking you, the guy is basically saying "Computer parts? Really?". It's also a reminder to describe the contents of your package correctly, it might not seem like much of a deal, but if something happens to your package having an incorrect description can make things difficult for both you and the people at customs.

This episode of Ebichuman does a good job of explaining what happens when your contents aren't properly labelled.

https://d.maxfile.ro/cwjkpzjmck.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 06:14:30 2015 No.14012107 >>14011604 why

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 07:40:52 2015 No.14012312 >>14011604 Feel free to get them and post comparisons to some /ona/ standards, but if you are literate you would know that nobody here is going to tell you to buy those.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 08:06:01 2015 No.14012357 I just remembered that you have to sign for your DHL package and I used a different first name from my real one because it's just been a habit. Will there be a problem signing for it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 10:31:52 2015 No.14012785 >Ebichuman Woah, natsui. >>14012357 If they ask, just say it's for your brother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 10:39:06 2015 No.14012809 >>14004262 >Never buy fleshlight Why is that? The guide in OP seems to be missing any kind of comparison between fleshlight and japanese onaholes. I know it's technically not /jp/ but for first time buyers like me this would be useful information.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 10:52:12 2015 No.14012832 I bought a tons of onahole for my first time, until now I just own a tenga flip hole that I don't use it anymore cause it feel not so good really. Gonna give a pic when I have the package guys, so impatient to get them

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 11:22:21 2015 No.14012911

>Decide to give smoking phantom another fuck even though it's been a month
>Pull it out of the metal case
>J-JAM IT IN
>Hold the back pack and just sorta bounce it over my dick
>Feels way better
>Go to wash it out after
>Easier, can turn it inside out with the stretchy material it is
>Poor some water in
>Bottom fills up and instantly pops back out
WELP

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 11:35:03 2015 No.14012953 File: 79 KB, 400x300, 1_1405414863_m_sWGib.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So can you penetrate the cervix, any experiences? http://en-nls.com/pict1-40245?c2=9999

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 12:55:54 2015 No.14013202 >>14010862 Out of curiosity what did you order? Did you get packaging removed?

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 13:25:45 2015 No.14013312

>>14012809
I own a fleshlight and it's ass compared to the way cheaper Japanese onaholes.
It's open on one end so your dick just pushes the lube out the other end. And there's no vacuum so the insides don't even rub your tip of your dick, which is the best part to rub against rubber vaganias

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 13:56:35 2015 No.14013425 >>14012809 Their texture is generic, their material is hard, they're open ended trash, they have no real gimmick, and most importantly, they have absolutely nothing over other holes to consider them for in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 14:47:09 2015 No.14013598 >>14013425 Not him, but when we say "gimmick" we don't actually mean that in the real sense of the word, right? I mean, if people genuinely and deeply value the gimmick, then it can't really be a gimmick anymore, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 15:19:43 2015 No.14013699 Does anyone know if these scented "lotions" are water-based? They're in the lubricant category, but I want to be sure. http://en-nls.com/pict1-33690?c2=9999

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:04:42 2015 No.14013900 Okay since my previous hole has become incredibly sticky, I want to make sure my new hole doesn't suffer the same fate. How often are you supposed to powder it though? Surely not after every use.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:02:11 2015 No.14014267

>>14013900

Well, yea. I powder mine every time after I wash it, which is what makes it sticky. And I wash it every time I use it, which it what would make nasty stuff grow inside it.

So powder it after every use, no more sticky onaholes. It literally takes an additional 3 minutes of your time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:56:06 2015 No.14014550 >>14014267 Welp. Guess I'll get used to it.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 18:29:27 2015 No.14014739

>>14013598
The"gimmick" refers to a particular specialty of the hole such as a uterus midway, a hymen, the tightness of a loli, the design on the tunnel, and other such characteristics that make a hole unique. It's a word that's been thrown around in the japanese onahole market very often. While it doesn't necessarily translate well into the english connotations, it just refers to something unique or a characteristic of a hole that sets it apart from the rest. It doesn't necessarily refer to functional/non-functional aspect, though.

Pocopen and Hot Gimmick both have rings inside, and MoT has the all important teeth for example.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 18:36:22 2015 No.14014781 How are you supposed to dry hips? I can't squeeze a microfiber cloth in very far. How long does it normally take you to dry yours?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 18:57:50 2015 No.14014885 File: 39 KB, 1137x938, 無題7396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14013598 I'm sorry. Was that word incorrect? It doesn't look to be so. I meant any extra feature added in for extra fluff, to promote the item and garner interest.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:12:33 2015 No.14014950

>>14014739
Yeah, I had understood this meaning through subtext, but I want to confirm.

>>14014885
Words can often have very common meanings that don't appear in dictionaries. Like a certain connotation in a certain culture.

Yes, I know I worded my comment wrong because of that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:15:27 2015 No.14014961 Baby powder can be used instead of corn starch of talc, right? Just want to save myself a trip

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:29:53 2015 No.14015027 >>14014961 Yes, baby powder is usually corn starch or talcum with fragrance added.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:30:10 2015 No.14015028 File: 86 KB, 420x420, cornstarch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14014961 Baby powder is made from cornstarch or talc, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:37:14 2015 No.14015063 >>14015027 >>14015028 Oh. Thanks, Anons

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:51:35 2015 No.14015141 >>14012953 Not in a real vagina, no. And I've been told it really hurts the girl just from hitting it. I'm sure the onahole won't be as bad as the real thing of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 20:05:05 2015 No.14015206 >>14015141 Onaholes don't feel. They aren't living.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 20:47:40 2015 No.14015468

>>14013900
As often as is necessary to keep it feeling soft and not sticky. Some holes need powder after every use/wash, some every few times, some never. But, as this >>14014267 anon said, it takes three minutes. Get yourself a makeup brush (foundation, medium to large - not the small ones that look like paint brushes) and it's easy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 21:15:56 2015 No.14015591 >>14015468 I picked up a cooking brush with really soft nylon bristles since it's a little less conspicuous than a guy with a makeup brush. Are the blush brushes recommended because of the material they're made of?

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 21:37:34 2015 No.14015695

>>14015591
I would have thought because they are literally designed to apply a fine powder, rather than liquids.

Keep the brush with your toys and it doesn't matter; either it's never found by someone snooping or they find both and, in that situation, which are you more worried about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 22:35:13 2015 No.14015906 File: 178 KB, 800x800, sad remi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I broke my Lolinco Virgo after only 1 month of use. It's been my favorite hole so far...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 22:44:42 2015 No.14015942 >>14015906 >1 month You're lucky; some has already broken theirs after first or second

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 22:46:33 2015 No.14015948 >>14015942 first or second use

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:00:14 2015 No.14016007 >>14015942 Mine's just ripped, but not really broken to the point I can't use it.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:16:56 2015 No.14016059
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Just got my lolinko, and I noticed that it had some some dirt lines and the circumference of the top isn't sharply defined and fully circular. At the bottom right of the pic u can see some small circular indentations too.
I was under the impression that being a little more expensive, shouldn't lolinko's quality be higher?
Or is it just me being paranoid and I'm expecting too much from an onahole?

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:33:42 2015 No.14016144

>>14016059
Hey anon, >>14015906 here. I'd mind you to be a bit careful, I also noticed that almost "welded" circle near the top.
That's exactly where my hole ripped, I heard a pop sound when it ripped. Then I looked down to see my dick pushing out the womb.

It's such a shame, it's by far my favorite hole solely because I have a huge cervix penetration and impregnation fetish. Though in the long run it's not worth the price, only to have it break within a month or earlier. For me it's a bit of a hard blow, paid nearly $100 Canadian just to ship that hole with a few bottles of golden lube. Our dollar has seen better days.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:52:15 2015 No.14016222

>>14016144
Thanks for the feedback man. I was in akiba a few days ago and was thinking between VA:A for better durability and it's single layer. Many advised to get lolinko though. I'll just be real careful with it. I got a MoT too, will check it's quality later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:58:10 2015 No.14016246 >>14016222 I can certainly vouch for the Lolinco over the VA Admission. The Lolinco is the better and more realistic hole, just be sure to use enough lube and put some on the entrance (and your dick shaft) to avoid major tears upon insertion and use.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 00:54:49 2015 No.14016471 File: 2.32 MB, 1280x720, onasource.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can anybody ID this onahole, looks good

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 01:06:55 2015 No.14016505 >>14016471 http://en-nls.com/pict1-28466?c2=9999

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 01:25:39 2015 No.14016572

Anybody ever had to use NLS' contact us page? If so, how long did it take them to get back to you? I asked Nexus about replacing my Revo Stealth under their warranty, and they said to contact the store that sold it. I've been waiting on a reply from NLS from over a week now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 02:15:43 2015 No.14016744 >>14016572 Last time I dealt with NLS through text they responded once to twice a working day. That was just for shipping though, your thing might be different.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 04:31:10 2015 No.14017122 Oh god. My penis almost punched a hole straight through the Lolinco Virgo. Someone else actually did I remember. The durability of this hole is really unfortunate, because otherwise it's a great hole, and is big enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:45:32 2015 No.14017324 >>14017122 Reading all the posts about the poor durability of Lolinco Virgo makes me wish I had just gone with the regular version of Lolinco instead. Cleaning it is a pain too isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:56:14 2015 No.14017343 What's /ona/'s thoughts about Puni Ana DX and Virgin Age -admission-?? I just bought them yesterday, and I just wanted to know if they'll be any good.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:37:05 2015 No.14017411

>>14017343

Well I have both of them so I guess I'll offer my input. I have the DX hard edition but it's mostly the same as the regular. I actually just used it today. Anyway it's great, the squishy ass is great to grip and it has a nice weight to it. The V hole feels great and is pretty unique. It also feels different depending on which way you have it facing. I don't use the A hole that much but it's okay too. Cleaning is very easy with the flush hole. If it's your first hip I think you'll enjoy it a lot.

VA-A is probably its polar opposite. A very small hole that could fit in your pocket, and very tight on the inside. Pretty much no matter what size your tool is, VA-A treats your cock like an invading army and tries its best the expel you. Unlike most holes if you're not forcing it down onto your cock, it will shoot off it like a bottle rocket, it's that tight. Very stimulating. Almost too much so. I prefer a looser hole like the DX above, but if you're not massive downstairs, and high stimulation if your thing it's pretty good.

Overall I'd say you made pretty good choices.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:41:29 2015 No.14017421 File: 13 KB, 470x498, vacuumona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone try this a post result kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:57:15 2015 No.14017452 >>14013202 So i just got my order the other day, the packing was pretty hardcore(Puni DX) I live in Australia, I got my package without a problem. Did i just dodge a bullet? What was the worst that could have happened?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:02:57 2015 No.14017468 >>14017452 Well, that guy with the Simpons porn got a year for possession of CP, if I remember correctly. So yeah, something like that I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:06:07 2015 No.14017478 >>14017468 Yeah, i won't forget to get the packing removed next time.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:09:18 2015 No.14017642

>>14017452
>>14017478
I'm >>14011685 and also posted https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13900543/#13915806

Not sure where you are anon but the laws in South Australia are particularly autistic, however I think it largely depends on where your package enters the country. DHL shipments sometimes come straight into Adelaide (via HK), which means they would go through customs in Adelaide - so loli would be bad. Before I learnt of NLS I had five or six shipments from Jewdemon with no issues and all had full packaging (except Cocolo) but they were shipped with USPS and entered via Sydney or Melbourne where the loli autism factor is lower.

It's safe to say that your corrective action is wise.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 09:10:50 2015 No.14017855

Today I received the Puni DX, VA:A, Lolincon and MoT.

The Puni DX and Lolinco was very oily and smelly, I was too lazy to clean them, so I tried the VA:A.

Yes it's tight, very tight, it's very good, very stimulating, a bit oily but just clean it with a bit of water and it disappear, but not smelly at all, but fuck it's well too short, it canceled my ejaculation and it hurt, feel bad and that is very incomfortable. My penis is around 5".

Not sure I'll use it often, I'll give a try to Lolinco tomorrow hoping it won't be the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 09:58:27 2015 No.14018069 Does anyone have issues with the newer version of the warmer on NLS? I've used a shit ton of lube and there's still so much friction. I don't remember the old warmer being like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 10:59:48 2015 No.14018309 File: 32 KB, 400x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on the puni fuwatoro? It seems like my sweet spot right now and would like to know more about people's experience with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:01:20 2015 No.14018317 >>14016471 This guy >>14016505 Also I've tried the soft version of this onahole, and it's really good. Would recommend. Will try the normal version (the one in the vid) eventually.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:08:51 2015 No.14018343

>>14017452
Did it get opened by customs?

Regarding lolicon material, if caught, it depends on the customs officer and their knowledge on drawn material laws. Worst case scenario is jail time + possible fine and sex offender registry.

Best possible case (if found) they slap you on the wrist with a fine and tell you not to do it again, + package destroyed.

In saying that everything I've bought from NLS (Westie here) still had it's packaging (keep forgetting to remove it) and the lolicon boxart has been fine (though i don't think the packages have been opened either...). I don't go through DHL either, EMS all the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 12:55:57 2015 No.14018783 File: 141 KB, 250x250, 1440363236042.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lolinco's on the way I-it's my first time

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 13:20:13 2015 No.14018902 it's saddening that onahos are suddenly criminal when associated with loli arts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 13:49:15 2015 No.14019020 >>14017421 There's actually an onahole made specifically for that: http://en-nls.com/pict1-41008?c2=9999

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 15:18:26 2015 No.14019313 >>14018783 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 16:28:12 2015 No.14019543 File: 153 KB, 276x350, Ryoumakid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14019313 Yes

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:18:38 2015 No.14020560
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What's considered the best womb hole?
I've been looking at Lilith and Slut Announcer but I've been hearing about the new lolinco recently.
Finally have a friend willing to have sex toys sent to so I don't have to worry about nosy parents looking at it.
6.5" and never had tried an onahole yet by the way.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:38:18 2015 No.14020617

>>14020560
Don't have the slut announcer, but the Lilith Uterus is much more about the suction than the womb penetration. That being said though, rubbing those nubs on the back of the womb against your head feels amazing, though I think you can do that with other non womb-centric holes as well.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:56:26 2015 No.14020687

>>14020617
Yeah, I'm more worried about the womb penetration, having an impregnation fetish is suffering.
I was just going to be boring and get the lilith soft as my first hole, but after waiting so long I think I want something gimmicky and far removed from using a hand.
The newer lolinco sounds interesting since their is both a womb and a hymen, but I haven't heard too much about it yet save one or two reviews.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:58:13 2015 No.14020694

>NOTE: This is a new novelty onahole from Japan for stress relief. It is intended for use as a joke gift item only.
lmao wat

Does anyone know what the best onaholes to get from lovemerci (au site) are? they have a specific selection and it's hard to know what's good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:59:31 2015 No.14020697 >>14020694 >aussies being in charge of not being a newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:01:14 2015 No.14020700 Tried the Puni DX. Just perfect, nothing more to say. Gonna try Lolinco tomorrow. Thought onahole are such a pain to dry, and I hate oiliness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:01:34 2015 No.14020702 >>14020697 hey i read the whole pastebin it's a pretty useless pastebin because it doesn't factor in countries that get screwed on shipping and thus need to resort to local websites

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:04:11 2015 No.14020706

>>14020702
I was talking more about being baffled of the message saying onaholes are for novelty.
Good on you for reading the pastebin though.
IIRC it's because it allows the company to not be sued if you hurt yourself since the penis is pretty fragile, like how qtips explicitly say don't put them in your ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:59:28 2015 No.14020904 A warm onahole feels so much better, I just came bucket loads. I'm going for a nap, that was insane.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 23:33:42 2015 No.14021270

>>14020694
The list of what's good in the pastebin applies to NLS, Lovemerci, Jewdemon, Omochojew or any other site that happens to carry the holes being recommended; because it focuses on the holes, it is essentially retailer agnostic (although it does also recommend retailers).

>>14020702
NLS is actually cheaper for almost everything and about the same for the remainder; and that's considering using DHL for shipping. That said the AUD may still slide further against the JPY, so there may come a point where it won't be, however looking at data on xe.com it looks to have made a bit of a recovery over the past week. I made big purchases from NLS in early June, early July and early August, when the AUD was buying 95/90/90 JPY respectively; it's buying about 87 JPY now.

It's easy to add items to carts on websites and they'll calculate shipping, so definitely compare the overall pricing between various sites but don't be afraid of dealing with NLS because of any perceived language barrier or because they're overseas - their typed English is excellent, they are helpful, and very easy to do business with.
If you do order from NLS, just make sure you ask for loli packaging and inclusions to be removed if you're in one of the AU states with autistic loli laws (SA and at least one other that currently escapes me).

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 01:20:25 2015 No.14021556 >>14020904 Great, isn't it? Letting my PuniDX sit in a tub of warm water for a while and then going to town is truly the greatest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 03:12:30 2015 No.14021810 >>14018783 oh nigga get ready

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:38:12 2015 No.14024254 >>14021810 Is it scary the first time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:55:50 2015 No.14024372 File: 2.91 MB, 480x360, 1440960950173.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't afford an onahole? There is always the slug onahole. Unless slugs don't live in your area.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 15:50:36 2015 No.14024735 Any recommendations for homemade lubricant that doesn't spoil? Recently I tried flax seeds and it was pretty good, but it only lasts a couple days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 15:56:13 2015 No.14024760 >>14024372 Well that made me throw up.

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 16:18:49 2015 No.14024910

Well it finally happened. I ordered a couple of onaholes.
A boku ona zero, some cheap "black fruit" thing (hoping it will be an easy clean due to open end even if it feels like crap) and some of that extra thick pepe lube.
Will report back when they come. May take a while as I'm going through e-packet and sending it to a friend due to nosey parents.
Hope I don't get import taxed, I'd low cost so shouldn't be a problem *fingers crossed*.

On a slightly unrelated topic, can you use pepe lube safely for anal play?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 16:33:33 2015 No.14025041 >>14024910 Yes, as long as its water based lube you can use it for anal play. Judging from your choices I assume you're either very new here, didn't bother to read the Pastebin properly, or haven't lurked enough yet.

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 16:49:08 2015 No.14025167

>>14025041
Haven't lurked much but read the paste bin.
I understand the whole "get what you pay for" thing but I'm hoping this will give me an intro to the whole onahole thing and allow me to see if I enjoy it before dropping £50 on a piece of plastic.

And from what I understand boko ona's get ok reports, especially for the price.

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 16:56:55 2015 No.14025248

>>14025167
Practically every cheap thing gets good reviews because it's either the first one someone got or it's the price range they refuse to go out of.
Like fleshlights, these people aren't really interested in getting the best possible experience, as long as it feels good they don't care.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 17:21:24 2015 No.14025416 >>14024735 Try J-lube if you are looking for a low cost lube that you can mix to the viscosity that you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 17:23:01 2015 No.14025430 >>14025416 I was actually talking more about from scratch. Thanks though, I'm a chemfag who doesn't have a great amount of money so I've been thinking of experimenting with lube alchemy recently.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 19:37:01 2015 No.14026088 >>14025430 Canola oil or Pam

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:04:40 2015 No.14026181

Tried Lolinco and it felt nice.

Actually my thought are Puni DX > Lolinco > VA:A

I have a problem thought my dick is too sensitive, if I go too fast it hurt and have to slow else it turn me off.

I don't know how to solve this problem, this problem occur with real girl too.

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:05:03 2015 No.14026183
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Ok /ona/, yesterday I was fapping with a Eroman. I have phimosis, my skin usually goes up to the blue line without pain. Yesterday while going in the Eroman it went up to the red line still without pain, but once I came I got super sensitive.
It has been almost 24 hours and the sensitivity is so much that it hurts when my penis' head touches against my boxers.
What do I do? It has never happened to me before when using the VA Graduation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:08:14 2015 No.14026198 >>14026183 How about you just get your dick fixed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:11:49 2015 No.14026211 >>14026183 Is the pain external, like you might have bruised yourself, or internal, as in inside yer tubes? 'Cos I once managed to get a chunk of phimosis lodged in my urethra for like 2 months after an overenthusiastic fap. Unpleasant times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:12:35 2015 No.14026218 File: 198 KB, 600x849, R20Puni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have any experience with this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:16:10 2015 No.14026236 >>14026211 external, like in the skin of the head, like touching it just after cumming and what the fuck do you mean by a chunk of phimosis lodged in your urethra?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:22:24 2015 No.14026267 >>14026236 Well then you're probably just bruised or overstretched your foreskin. Give your dick a few days rest, it'll be fine. And what do you mean, "what do you mean"?

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:23:28 2015 No.14026275

>>14026183
Post climax sensitivity is a normal thing. Your penis simply isn't used to all that stimulation and your nervous system is simply recoiling from all that stimulus. Wear loose underwear/pants, avoid friction on your penis, be gentle with your groin area when cleaning and pretty much be careful with it. I was like that when I was young.

Apart from that, give your penis a good inspection, because what >>14026211 said can happen, and isn't a rare occurrence. You get things like that happening every now and then. My cousin once had a 3" string from his underwear get underneath the skin and onto the glans while still being attached to the underwear, and it was very painful during removal.

Just relax about it, be careful around your penis and it should subside in a few days. Due to the nature of your penis, it'll be like that if you hide it from sensation, and this is one hell of a milestone for it! If it doesn't subside in a few days, get in touch with a urologist.

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:25:33 2015 No.14026283

>>14026218

Yea I have it. It's pretty good, very stimulating. It's quite short though, much short than the base R20. So don't expect a full shaft massage if you've more than 6 inches. It's not my favorite hole but it sees regular action in my rotation. The walls are pretty thick all over so i don't think you really need to worry about punching through the back of it by accident, it feels pretty durable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:56:40 2015 No.14026383 >>14026183 How do so many people have phimosis in these threads? Were you never taught to pull back the skin and clean it while bathing or were your parents too uncomfortable raising a child?

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 21:29:01 2015 No.14026533

>>14026267

what I meant with my question was "what is a chunk of phimosis", did you get your foreskin stuck inside your urethra or what? Sounds painful though

>>14026275

already inspected it yesterday and today again. Yesterday found a pubic hair touching the tip, it was there only for a couple minutes but gave me a constant pain. In today inspection no hairs, threads, bruises or cuts were found.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:07:19 2015 No.14026749 I decided to try the lube that comes with Magic Eyes products since I have several packets. Are you supposed to add water to it? It's too viscous and dries out too quickly to use it as is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:45:41 2015 No.14026936 Concerning DHL, can I just sign some paper with the tracking umber and leave it outside?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:48:10 2015 No.14026953 >>14026936 Yes. That's what I've done almost every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:50:45 2015 No.14026963 >>14026953 Neat. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:54:45 2015 No.14026982 Are there any onaholes that can be flipped inside out or designed to be flip-able? Right now I have my eyes on: http://en-nls.com/pict1-34280?c2=9999

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 23:14:45 2015 No.14027096 >>14026982 Tomax holes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 23:25:59 2015 No.14027159 What's with line 276 in the guide? Someone explain that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 23:28:52 2015 No.14027172 >>14027159 It's saying to stay away from J-list. Skip to 453 for the reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 06:53:47 2015 No.14028515 >>14009099 What is the second from the right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 07:29:17 2015 No.14028615 Which onahole is recommended for two people to use at the same time, DP-style?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 07:49:42 2015 No.14028654 >>14026383 I have it, but my skin can goes up completely with no pain now, thanks for the tenga flip hole... but the sensivity is still more or less here

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 07:52:15 2015 No.14028658 >>14026383 And when I was a child I knew I had to pull back the skin to clean, I had this pain feeling until my 17yo I think...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 08:06:16 2015 No.14028686 >>14026183 >>14026211 >>14026236 >>14026267 >>14026275 >>14026383 >>14026533 >>14028654 >>14028658 cutfag here, not even remotely disappointed that I miss out on all of this "fun"

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 08:32:22 2015 No.14028747

>>14028686
I'm cut and was only sad about two things related to it. A lack of sensitivity and natural lubrication. I have fixed both of those issues.
The former with frequent application of vitamin E and fresh aloe, as well as using much softer underwear and keeping my dick faced up so it doesn't rub so much while running.
The latter through frequent prostate massages.

Which lead me to another fun trick. I can move my anal sphincter and pubococcygeus muscle together in such a way that feels like a weak prostate massage, including the strong release of precum. And yes, eventually to climax. Which I've done 6 times so far, 3 of which were in public, one of which had a gal asking if I was all right.

So yeah, being cut isn't all that bad if you deal with it, just like being uncut isn't bad if you deal with it right.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:11:20 2015 No.14028972

>>14028747
I can move my anal sphincter and pubococcygeus muscle together in such a way that feels like a weak prostate massage, including the strong release of precum. And yes, eventually to climax.

You realize you're now legally obligated to give more details now, right? More on the technique? Training method? That alone is enough to make me drop my disinterest in butt stuff after my last failure.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:19:34 2015 No.14029017

>>14028972

Orgasm from prostatic massage are really long to obtain, I maybe did 10 session of 30min to 1 hour and I still didn't got any prostatic orgasm.

I can now feel the "big heat near your prostate", but the feeling isn't better than an ejaculation and not enough at all to be satisfying.

I'm not even sure I can get one because even if I believe this can happen, I feel like it's not gonna be good enough compared to the usual orgasm.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:32:43 2015 No.14029068

>>14028972
Do you know how to pull your sphincter to push toys against your prostate? Do that, and simultaneously PUSH the pubococcygeus (PC), preferably while exhaling. It should make you want to moan, physically.
Then relax everything and repeat a few times.
Then lightly pull the PC. Not with any hard force, just enough to feel a slight tingle.
Continue pulling the anal sphincter and pushing PC and let waves of warmth pass over you. Pull PC lightly every now and then to test the waters and release precum.

Whenever you feel extremely comfortable with it, tighten your abs, pull PC hard, and exhale slowly. That usually triggers my orgasm, which makes me inhale sharply as well as tense my legs and arms.

Practice with kegels and prostate toys, preferably in tandem.

>>14029017
They are certainly different. More cardiac, emotional, and mentally intense than phallic climax. Spread across the body with tingling all over, blanking of the mind (Yes, just like them ero books), immense happiness, and a much longer duration.
It sounds like you got close and couldn't relax enough to be pushed over. You have to let them take you, rather than take hold.

But yeah, phallic orgasms are much sharper and immediately satiating (In that you're far more likely to feel 'done', supposedly caused by a stronger release of prolactin). They're also located pretty much only at the crotch.
They are better for that sharp release, especially if you want it fast.
But I personally prefer the prostate for pure spread out power and afterglow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:35:37 2015 No.14029079 >>14026383 The penis is supposed to retract itself eventually by itself. You aren't supposed to force it back. It's actually fused until that happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:40:52 2015 No.14029097 >>14029079 >to retract itself eventually by itself. I am tired. Sorry.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:15:31 2015 No.14029232

awhile ago i got my first hole, venus real with onatsuyu lube, its really great but i can't help but want heat

i also got the usb warmer in the guide, but i don't know if i'm using it properly, the last time i tried i put lube in, put warmer in and waited awhile and it barely warmed it

i'm using a frontal usb port, is it not strong enough? am i missing something?

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:41:21 2015 No.14029293

>>14029232
Are you even aware of the warm water method?

You can try a different USB port and see if that makes a difference. If that still doesn't help then you can try using an AC adapter, however the voltage is different so it might get hot really fast.
Always keep an eye on the warmer when using it, Check temperature with your finger every now and then. There's too many idiots who just leave it in there and ended up melting the insides of their onahole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:42:56 2015 No.14029299 >>14029232 Just use the warm water method, it has been stated a few times in older threads. I personally use the warm water method and it works wonders, no need for an electric warmer which can be risky.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:10:09 2015 No.14029391

>>14029293
>If that still doesn't help then you can try using an AC adapter, however the voltage is different so it might get hot really fast.
Umm no, the voltage is the same. You'd have pretty big problems if there voltage were different, that could kill your phone or other devices.
The AC adapters have a higher maximum current (amps) though, so power output is indeed higher (P = V * I, power = voltage * current).

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:42:53 2015 No.14029646 >>14026218 Extrememly durable, easy to clean, stimulating, not very deep though. Can be kind of a dick basher if you're sensitive though.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:25:20 2015 No.14030153
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I'm thinking about getting a Meiki Kourin and don't know if I should get the normal version or the ones with the vibration feature. Can I get the vibrators later or is it an entirely different version?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:19:17 2015 No.14030338 File: 140 KB, 1105x663, 5xLzIBt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What building do I shoot up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 18:53:33 2015 No.14030660 >>14029068 Yup, sounds entirely too amazing not to try. One more go can't hurt, right? What materials do you use?

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 20:23:07 2015 No.14030940

>>14030660
Like masturbation media, or toys?

Generally, as a complete narcissist, I masturbate to myself. Pictures of me, recordings of me, my own voice, feeling my body up all over, the idea of others enjoying my presence. It really does help to love yourself.
In fact I just got off to the idea of you getting off to my advice, so yeah, thanks dude.

As for prostate toys, my favourite is my Nexus Revo Stealth. But that's priced rather insanely to recommend it at all. I got it for $125 last black friday from I don't remember where.
Any prostate toy should work though.
The goal is to gain control over the anal sphincter and pubococcygeus (I love that word), and to separate control of the two.

Also, look up neotantra. Most of it is bullshit, but breathing and thinking right are extremely helpful.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:37:17 2015 No.14031162

>>14030940
I meant toys. For what it is the Revo is pretty crazily priced so I'm hesitant to drop that much, especially when my first experience with anal was so underwhelming; guess I'll just read through old threads for recommendations. I'll also look into the neotantra stuff which sounds like it should be fun even without anything up the pooper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 21:46:32 2015 No.14031190 File: 5 KB, 288x355, 312H6-aehhL._SY355_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw just ordered a lilith spiral wave and an aneros helix First time buying anything of this nature. Fucking hyped mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:19:33 2015 No.14031308 >>14028615 Probably the various "twins/sisters" holes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 22:55:17 2015 No.14031453 >>14030940 >>14031162 Revo feels great, but mine is dead after 5 months of light use and I'm having a hard time getting anybody to talk to me about the 1 year warranty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:10:12 2015 No.14031499 Is it possible to orgasm from nipple stimulation alone? And also, how come I'm completely silent when I orgasm, with minimal observable reactions? Don't people often moan or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:16:59 2015 No.14031521 There are like ten different kinds of Aneros, not all of them are even for men and every single one is just a bumpy thing with a handle to stop it from sliding in too far. How does a man choose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:20:26 2015 No.14031535 >>14031521 http://letstalksex.net/buy-best-aneros-reviews-buying-guide/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:47:18 2015 No.14031620 >>14031535 Looks like I'll probably end up grabbing a Helix. I take it the silicone isn't hard to clean at all? That and the softness are the one deciding factor left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 23:49:43 2015 No.14031630 First onahole experience complete. Based off reviews, I was expecting the Lolinco to absolutely destroy. Didn't feel that tight. Pretty good though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 01:50:46 2015 No.14032025 >>14031630 That thing strangles my dong, I use it as a quick release and stick to my real soft for the longer sessions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:05:22 2015 No.14032107 >>14031521 >>14031620 >Aneros Check out Nexus' stuff, they have a much better selection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:17:28 2015 No.14032158 File: 63 KB, 1024x768, 1441088248664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14024254 you are about to experience the pleasures of pain

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:17:53 2015 No.14032160 >>14032107 Not that I'm seeing with a quick Amazon search. I also wasn't looking to drop a ton of money on this until I decide I want to continue and know what I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:53:25 2015 No.14032294 Anyone had experience with RIDE JAPAN's Innocent CQ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 03:59:57 2015 No.14032431 I wonder if it's possible for DHL to get me my package from NLS to LA in 1 day. I was looking forward to a nice long 2-3 day binge of onas before my work week started.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:55:00 2015 No.14032543

>>14031162
Yeah, as much as I love it I really wouldn't advise it either.
Whatever you do get, I can say two things. Make sure it's a prostate toy shaped for the purpose, and try to get one made of silicone. Your prostate and ass in general will thank you.
Those hard aneros toys can actually hurt quite a bit for extended use. They're a very nice shape, sure, but yeah.

As for neotantra, it is very useful to breath and move in such ways to relax and let energy flow, so to speak. But there is a massive shit ton of snake oil just trying to sell you books and garner attention, so take everything with a grain of salt if you even look at it.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:59:17 2015 No.14032554

>>14031499
Yes, it is. I mean there's still kegel muscle work going on, but that can be and often is completely autonomous. But you do need quite sensitive nipples, so keeping them moisturised and playing with them often is a must.
And yeah, silent is fairly normal. Moaning and tensing up are natural responses, but not necessary ones. Try squeezing your abdomen upon climax and letting moans go though, it feels nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 05:13:15 2015 No.14032586 >>14032158 Then I'll become stronger

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 06:18:01 2015 No.14032712
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I received my kunoichi just now and I just wanted to confirm that the box only contains the hole (and a tiny sample of lube or something)? Because the box almost seems to suggests that there should be something else in there, with how the hole takes up only half the space of it.

Also, fuck import taxes.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:25:36 2015 No.14032977

Received my Cocolo yesterday and my first session led to one of the better orgasm I've had in a while even though it had only been maybe 12 hours since my last fap. I was surprised at how large it was, even though I had seen pictures, it was still bigger then I imagined.

I am interested in how other people use their hips though. I put it on my desk at first and tried to fuck it standing up but since my desk is somewhat low this wasn't a very comfortable position. I ended up using a pillow to get the hip at a good height. Not sure if I want to keep doing that though because I don't want to get cum or lube on my pillow. I also tried using it while lying down as if it was a normal hole and while this worked it just felt like I was using it wrong.

It's not something I will use every day because using it is a bit more effort then normal holes, but this is getting close to the real thing. With this and my Venus real I don't think my other holes will be getting much use anymore.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:47:42 2015 No.14033044

>>14003932
>>14003983

Does it look/feel sturdy? The inner layer of my Virgin Age Graduation has started to peel off: I had my eyes on the Daisyuki Hold because of the cervix gimmick but I'm a bit tight on money right now and double layer onaholes are kinda fragile.

I'd rather go for a durable single layer onahole if I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 08:54:01 2015 No.14033071 >>14032712 Also bloody hell, does the kunoichi soft feel good. The venus clone medium is too much of a dick bully incomparison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:19:18 2015 No.14033142 >>14033071 You should try the Normal if you haven't yet. The Soft feels good when I'm using it but I always get annoyed at how floppy/sticky it is The Normal is pretty firm but still pretty damn soft inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:39:11 2015 No.14033204 >>14002710 'i am a boy' is discontinued. I kept putting it off. Did anyone here try it? I'm sad because It's the only one of its kind I know. I wonder if some place else sells it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 09:48:48 2015 No.14033229 >>14032543 Hah, so silicone is good! Thanks a lot, but while I have you spoon feeding me, I have noticed a lot of people on the tantra side trying to sell me crap. What ISN'T snake oil?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:25:04 2015 No.14033620

>>14033204

Which one? There are like 3. NLS only carried one and JewDemon carried the other two(that came with small butt plugs). I have the two from JewDemon and enjoy them, they just split and crack on the inner layer fairly easy. Didn't change the feeling much though so not a huge issue. I preferred the more basic of the two by just a hair, but the one with extra bumps was nice if you squeezed it on the sides while using to bring out the bumps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 12:28:50 2015 No.14033625 File: 67 KB, 500x500, chimera_male_masturbator__32404.1423179681.1280.1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone tried the wet chimera monster?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 13:09:03 2015 No.14033716 >>14033625 I have one and it is pretty good hole >not too soft. >various textures on the inside. >relatively inexpensive.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 15:21:14 2015 No.14034292
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I feel like I should post this here since we barely get any Brazilian posters.

I recently ordered this from en-nls. I used the cheapest shipping options (don't really recall what it was) and they charged me about 20 dollars for it. I bought it on the 11th and it arrived yesterday so roughly it took about 3 weeks to get here. I ordered figs before and some of them were taxed, some of them were not. The hole got taxed (about 80 reais) but apart from that everything else went fine.

Now I can't say exactly how they would react if there were explicit drawings on the package (especially loli material, not certain about our laws), but I can at least say that the shipping experience as a whole was about the same as any other Japanese product.

I haven't checked the pastebin recently so if there is zero BR info maybe you guys can use this.

Now how the fuck do I use this thing?

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:32:31 2015 No.14034576

>>14033044

Not him but I can vouch for the Hold. Motherfucker has some amazing suction action to it, when you put your finger in, it holds on to it TIGHT. There's an audible pop to it when it finally lets go, and it gets noisy when you fuck it, so be aware of that if it's a problem. And yea, it has a nice large cervix at the back end of it. It's probably my third favorite hole now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:35:16 2015 No.14034590 >>14034292 >Now how the fuck do I use this thing? Lube up your cock and ram it in the hole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:17:50 2015 No.14035289 >looking at otokonoko stuff on jewlist >everything is 3L-4L Doesn't this defeat the point of trap clothes when it's only the size for bigger guys, or is 3L+ still trap-tier in japan, as the sizes there are different?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:22:16 2015 No.14035308 >>14016471 >>14016505 oh hey, I recognize that artist

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:49:29 2015 No.14035419 >>14035289 Not sure on sizes, but I see tons of trap clothing in the emails I get from hotpowers. Might be a better idea to shop there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:51:00 2015 No.14035423 Well, just placed my first ever order. Now comes the paranoia as I wonder if people are going to open the box, or they didn't use discreet packaging/description.

Anonymous Tue Sep 1 22:09:36 2015 No.14035905

Got my package from QueenCat and holy crap is the Venus Real big, it makes the Lilith Uterus I also bought look tiny in comparison. I gotta say the product boxes are actually pretty nice, I bought 2 extra toy bags from NLS for them but I think I'll just keep them in their boxes instead.

Now I'm debating whether to use them now or wait for my NLS package to come in hopefully tomorrow and decide what I want to try first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 23:34:21 2015 No.14036191 File: 105 KB, 445x580, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thinking about buying this, it any good? Found a site that has it, wondering if its worth the money

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:15:18 2015 No.14036330 >>14035423 Enjoy your MALE MASTURBATION SLEEVE and LOTION

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:18:42 2015 No.14036345 >>14036191 >Tamatoys Probably not worth it. Don't be seduced by Houtengeki's sexy artwork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:32:54 2015 No.14036398 >>14035423 I recently ordered my first package too and just got them with no problems. Where did you order from? All the sites in the pastebin use discreet shipping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:45:58 2015 No.14036445 What's the best hole to perform cunnilingus on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:15:48 2015 No.14036659 >>14033620 The one from NLS. I just looked at the ones on jewdemon and they aren't visually stimulating like the one on NLS. If you know where I can get that one, please help!

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:41:34 2015 No.14036700

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B004G8P6BA
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00HF2SEVI
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00ESVROHY
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B0093FZV7A
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00ATKQV18
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B002G9TAUY
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B008CVQJEU
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00ADHQAZO
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00P79M6MY
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B001NAAR5O

just ordered myself all of that, along with lube and storing bags. can't wait to get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:45:21 2015 No.14036708 >>14036700 I might have to wait until next payday to get anything fun because I'm making an attempt to wisely manage my money. Being a grown up sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:48:48 2015 No.14036716 >>14036708 I know that feel, I moved to my own appartment last month. But I have had an unexpected income a couple days ago so I ordered what I wanted this time, hope I won't be disappointed

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:49:37 2015 No.14036717 >>14036700 You're going to forget all their faces ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:50:39 2015 No.14036721 >>14036700 So when you wake up in the morning, how are you going to decide which one to use

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:52:05 2015 No.14036723 >>14036721 don't know, I'll try at least each one first, then I'll decide based on my mood, just like with the ones I already have

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:24:10 2015 No.14036833 >>14015141 Real women can be penetrated into the cervix if she has recently given birth and the womb has not closed up yet. It's not exactly recommended by doctors.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:37:46 2015 No.14036882

>>14036700
Out of that list, in order,

Really good onaholes:
B002G9TAUY (Nekkoko Mi-Nyan)
B00ADHQAZO (Rina)
B008CVQJEU (Smooth and Flat Girls Laboratory Soft)

Decent onaholes:
B00ATKQV18 (smooth and flat cadet)
B004G8P6BA (secret twin tales Kana)

Haven't tried the rest. Have fun!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 07:41:34 2015 No.14037082 >>14024254 Depends on your penis size. For me it was a really fast orgasm with no pain because it was very stimulating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 13:27:41 2015 No.14037878 >>14036882 I will, thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 14:25:34 2015 No.14038060 adventures of masturbation warrior tengaman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8s1s1xVSb4

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:46:56 2015 No.14038411 File: 46 KB, 540x300, 58iZb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone here try pic related?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:50:04 2015 No.14038431 So I've got money to spare and I'm considering buying Lolinco and/or Roa. Are they too similar or should I just go for it and get them both?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:46:31 2015 No.14038686 >>14005115 Airmail is faster than SAL and also more expensive but it usually avoid customs as much as it (at least in France; unfortunately I don't know about other countries.)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 16:49:33 2015 No.14038703 >>14038686 I live in France and ordered through JSS with airmail (SAL not available sadly). prices are a pain in the ass, hope I dodge the customs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:01:00 2015 No.14039040 How is twin tales 2 compared to the originals?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:19:16 2015 No.14039426 >>14038411 I have. It's a gimmick and not worth buying at all. You can't really do anything with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 19:47:39 2015 No.14039602 Between KIWAMI, Gokujo Namagoshi and Dreamy Namagoshi, which one is better?

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:13:13 2015 No.14039742

i never really felt the uterus on my lilith, so i inverted it and used scissors to cut the uterus hole bigger. I think the material was being pushed by my head and obscuring the womb bumps. Now the hole is about the same size as the rest of the canal.

I'm really happy with the modification because now i can feel the bumps when im bottomed out and slowly grind against them.

also, it's much easier to clean and especially dry, since i dont have to force towel into the uterus anymore

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:13:16 2015 No.14039743

>>14026183
I also did had phimosis and the doctors suggested to correct it with circumcision. I't didn't even cost anything since healthcare is basicly free in here. I lost a little bit of sensitivity but in generally I really prefer to have little less sensitivity than phimosis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:35:39 2015 No.14039881 http://en-nls.com/pict1-27312?c2=9999 I advise everyone to stay far as fuck from this, the smell of it isn't necessarily strong but when you get a good whiff of it it is so fucking vomit inducing. I probably won't use it and throw it away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:50:19 2015 No.14039968 How much mg of Lecithin do you guys take? I've been taking 1200mg but wondering if I should up to 2400mg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 20:54:33 2015 No.14039991 >>14039968 I once did 10g over the course of a day. Had about the same effect on cum as 2g, so that was simply a waste.

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 21:46:22 2015 No.14040254
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>$300 I set aside for fun money on a Labor Day gun parts sale is now going to go unused because what I want is out of stock
Looks like I'll be firing off my penis instead. This is going to be good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 23:11:27 2015 No.14040647 >>14039881 > the smell is also exactly like the real thing > garlic essence why did you buy that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:50:48 2015 No.14041106 what type of tomax succubus should I get?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 00:56:35 2015 No.14041127 >>14041106 The Ripple is a miracle and the Dots looks okay too but if it was me I'd go for the Lilith with the similar texture instead. The Bumpy Road is actually terrible, I cannot recommend it at all.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:08:18 2015 No.14041156 [DELETED]

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Does anyone have the holy grail of cum picture saved up? That picture have statistics of how much eating zincs and other supplements helps on cumming more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:14:21 2015 No.14041175 >>14041156 qt cumslut

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:16:11 2015 No.14041181 >>14041127 2D Ripple or standard?

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:20:30 2015 No.14041196

>>14041181
2D, the Standard is another I haven't experienced but wouldn't bother with. That particular texture seems like it'd only be good when it's in constant contact with you and the canal design on the Standard doesn't do that and just plain looks weird.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:27:30 2015 No.14041211 [DELETED]

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>>14041156
https://www.thundersplace.org/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html

I found it myself, but I'm wondering if anyone know what I should take if I don't want any side effect? I would like to increase my cum amount and my orgasm intensity while making me healthier. I really would like to cum more inside my lolinco. She needs more cum...

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 01:30:39 2015 No.14041213

>>14041211
You should be fine with the bottom line stack laid out at the end of that, but with two caveats:
1. Don't take that much zinc, you want less than 45mg a day including dietary intake, so supplement with 30mg or less
2. Do not use soy based lecithin products. Soy has estrogen-like chemicals that could potentially mess you up. Sunflower lecithin is recommended.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:23:30 2015 No.14041353 >>14041213 You mean only Lecithin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:37:44 2015 No.14041390 >>14041353 No. At the bottom of the first post there are four supplements listed, all of those are safe--well, "safe" so far as we know--so long as you follow the advice I gave in the post you're quoting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:49:24 2015 No.14041421 File: 211 KB, 1200x1379, 1403071884844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14041390 Thank you, I shall make my trip to CVS soon and cum all over my lolinco.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 02:53:22 2015 No.14041435 >>14041421 >CVS Consider shopping Swanson Health instead. Buy in bulk to make the flat shipping worth it and they pretty solidly beat most stores.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 03:15:03 2015 No.14041538
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>>14041435
Can you tell me the specific kind of zin I should buy on Swanson Health? I typed in zinc and it gave me 200+ results. I went to 50 mg and there's like zinc gluconate, zinc citrate, and zinc picolinate.

I assume these are the correct one for the stack and all of them are made by Swanson Health.
Maximum Strength Arginine AKG Nitric Oxide Enhancer
Pygeum (Standardized)
Lecithin Non-GMO

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 03:35:40 2015 No.14041615

>>14041538
Jury's out on which zinc is best. Really, what you're looking for is high absorption so all the zinc you're taking actually gets into your blood instead of being shat out, but opinions vary. Some say it doesn't really matter what you take while others do. As far as the people that think it matters what type you should get go the trend I see is Orotate>Citrate>=Gluconate. Any of those three should be pretty good. One more time though, DON'T take 50 mg of zinc. Do thirty or less.

For the arginine I'd probably go with the Super Strength L-Arginine due to lower price and fairly close dosage; in terms of cum volume it's not actually needed at all so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

>Lecithin Non-GMO
The Non-GMO thing is nice and there's some evidence it's less bad overall than GMO soy, but
>Lecithin (from soy) 1.2 grams
READ, damn you! Assume all lecithin products are from soy unless stated otherwise on the bottle. Go for the sunflower lecithin tablets instead.

Your pygeum seems to be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 04:13:35 2015 No.14041729 >>14040647 I didn't buy it on purpose. I didn't realize it was in my order till after I had payed it and at that point I just said fuck it might as well check it out. Big mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 04:50:31 2015 No.14041794 Is this http://en-nls.com/pict1-27696?c2=34101112 going to feel better than the ordinary prostate plugs or it's not going to make that much of a difference? I need something cheap since the ones you recommended are like 4k yen minimum up to 11k.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 05:22:40 2015 No.14041874 >>14041211 I never thought of her vomit as cum. It seemed more like a psychoactive substance that made the guy black out shortly after. But cum is interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 05:50:01 2015 No.14041923 Hello /ona/, I hope you've had a good week so far! Due to the rather slow nature of the thread, I will make another thread in about 10-12 hours. Please wait warmly until the next thread.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 06:04:05 2015 No.14041944

I used Virgin Age Admission for the first time and I gotta say it was great. The only negative is my shaft is sore from the force I had to use with it since it really does try to push you out. I probably won't use it very often since I assume using a direct downward force on your penis isn't good for it.

Anonymous Thu Sep 3 06:14:36 2015 No.14041966
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>>14041874
It looks so jolty at the start without the animation slightly before, but that part's NSFW. Nice music and totally fappable though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 07:42:34 2015 No.14042144 What's so great about the Cocolo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 11:53:52 2015 No.14042717 >>14031308 Thanks for the recommendation! We enjoy the idea of taking turns with a used one but we want to try going at the same time. I'll look into these and if I purchase I'll let you know how it went!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 12:37:49 2015 No.14042842 >>14042144 Big and heavy, has both holes, loli aesthetic It's a bit smaller than a hip but easier to use and looks super nice I don't have it but I'd totally get it if I had the money

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 14:04:36 2015 No.14043070 >It arrives today Well shit. Now I feel obligated to stop fapping until Tuesday, when I have the full day to myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 14:25:41 2015 No.14043122 Is it safe to put ice in my onahole before usage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 15:55:56 2015 No.14043390 >>14043122 Don't sexualize Cirno.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 16:25:20 2015 No.14043513 >>14042717 No don't let us know, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 18:04:47 2015 No.14043844 New thread: >>14043838 Thank you for taking it easy!

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