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13973535 No.13973535 [Reply] [Original]

Hold still and don't make this difficult, Reimu is going to exterminate your virginity.

>> No.13973541

I really wish I hadn't already j-offed today.

>> No.13973542 [DELETED] 

>>13973535

No thanks, I'm not into necrophilia.

>> No.13973552

>>13973535
Hold shift

>> No.13973572

Only if she pays me $200.

>> No.13973604

No. I might need that later.

>> No.13973701
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She's hiding this enormous knockers under her sarashi? Nice Nice

>> No.13973702

>>13973552
Reinu is gonna play you on the easy difficulty. Try not to bomb too early, kay dweeb?

>> No.13973754 [DELETED] 

>>13973701

Naice..

Naice...

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>>13973701

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>> No.13973865
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>>13973535
Not if I exterminate hers, first!

>> No.13973868

>>13973865
Way too late for that.

>> No.13973876

>>13973702
I actually laughted out for real.

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>>13973542

>> No.13974437

>>13973702
Would the equivalent be ぴゅ~ん?

>> No.13974438

>>13974425
Where are her arms?

>> No.13975112

B-but I only came to donate some money! Honest!

>> No.13975157

>>13973535
A-am I allowed to cum inside? Multiple times?

>> No.13975272
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>>13975112
Donate money? It's a funny way to say squidding her armpits.

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>>13973702
M-Meanie!

>> No.13975404
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Exterminate?

>> No.13975532
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>>13975404
Oh my god JC! A bomb!

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>>13973542

>> No.13975666

>>13975272
Squidding...?

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>>13975272
Woah!
Reimu is a very pretty girl!

>> No.13976198

>>13974438
They fell off, because Reimu's a zombie.

>> No.13976267

>>13973535
But I want to make Reimu feel good too!

>> No.13976895

But I like my virginity. It tells funny jokes and cheers me up when I'm down.

>> No.13977889
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>>13973535
No I must keep it.
I must
I must use
My secret virgin weapon
B
Bonus
BONUS DUCKS

>> No.13977966

B--But you supposed to do that with someone you love!

>> No.13977983
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Why isn't she the proper virgin killing attire?

>> No.13977993

What is this roleplaying shit

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>>13977983
Good question.

>> No.13978488

>>13973535
>>13973701
Ha! I knew all along she was big and beautiful under the confines of that sarashi.
She's so modest about it usually.

>> No.13978636

But I'm not a virgin.

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>>13978636

>> No.13978780

Am I allowed to overpower her before my bomb explode?

>> No.13979058

>>13973535
>that bulge
P-Please no, I'm fond of that virginity.

>> No.13979925

>>13973535
Can I fug her boobies instead?

>> No.13979994

>>13978668
fuck off to r9k

>> No.13980003

Couple months too late on that one.

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>>13978636
>>13980003

>> No.13980839

I guess she's trying to prevent the existence of future wizard youkais
That's a good thing but doesn't she have any shame at all?!

>> No.13980842

>>13980839
>doesn't she have any shame at all?!
No.

>> No.13980854

>>13980839
She has to do what she has to do, right?

>> No.13981207

>>13973535
But we're not even married

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