>4chan turns five 4 4/4 years old today, October 1st 2008 Here's to another year of shit.

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Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:31:23 2008 No.1393416 [Reply] [Original]

>4chan turns five 4 4/4 years old today, October 1st 2008

Here's to another year of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:34:27 2008 No.1393428 >>1393416 Remember when we liked 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:35:18 2008 No.1393430 >>1393428 we, never, etc.

>>	Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw Wed Oct 1 05:36:35 2008 No.1393439 /jp/ turns eight months old in a couple weeks too. It's interesting to read the archive of the first few days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:37:55 2008 No.1393442 >>1393428 I-it's not like I like coming here or anything mushy like that. Just had nothing better to do, that's all. S-stupid...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:43:54 2008 No.1393473 And it can only get worse from here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:44:54 2008 No.1393479 >>1393473 Enjoy your drink, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:45:26 2008 No.1393483 >five 4 4/4 years old What? Is that supposed to be a witty way of saying 5 years? Oh moot, you troll, you....

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 05:45:41 2008 No.1393486 >>1393479 >drink Good idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:46:55 2008 No.1393488 File: 108 KB, 412x1226, 1222840015325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:48:09 2008 No.1393496 >>1393416 http://img.4chan.org/partyhat.gif This just in! Noone gives a shit.

>>	4tran Wed Oct 1 05:48:23 2008 No.1393494 Cheers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:48:37 2008 No.1393495 File: 128 KB, 640x1440, 1222840117647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:48:54 2008 No.1393497 File: 20 KB, 512x384, 1222840134885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:51:01 2008 No.1393504 Fuck 4chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:53:01 2008 No.1393512 File: 42 KB, 272x333, 1222840381566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:57:27 2008 No.1393531 4 4/4 more years!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:59:07 2008 No.1393538 >>1393488 Haha, I get it. Remember when /z/ was?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 05:59:40 2008 No.1393541 File: 67 KB, 648x398, 1222840780369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 06:00:45 2008 No.1393546 This thread is a surprising trip down memory lane....

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:03:37 2008 No.1393558 File: 25 KB, 330x406, 1222841017072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the birthday zone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:03:47 2008 No.1393559 File: 173 KB, 512x446, 1222841027772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:04:20 2008 No.1393562 >>1393558 GAH NOT NERG NERG NERG

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:04:56 2008 No.1393566 4 4/0 MORE YEARS

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:05:58 2008 No.1393567 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JrmKBWoyfs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:06:26 2008 No.1393574 >>1393566 I see what you did there.

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 06:06:41 2008 No.1393576 >>1393566 >4/0 OH SHI- What is this, the oldfag danceparty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:07:41 2008 No.1393581 File: 149 KB, 600x872, 1222841261186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:10:43 2008 No.1393592 File: 92 KB, 334x232, 1222841443134.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393576 Sure, why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:11:58 2008 No.1393593 I found /b/ in 2005 and lurked for at least 6 months before I posted. By then it was starting to not be as good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:12:06 2008 No.1393601 >>1393566 >>1393574 >>1393576 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:12:25 2008 No.1393597 >>1393593 /b/ was never good. /b/ wasn't even better. /b/'s always been /b/, just now there's more people in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:17:33 2008 No.1393620 >>1393601 It's machine code.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:25:08 2008 No.1393654 File: 479 KB, 800x550, 1222842308350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:25:48 2008 No.1393658 File: 130 KB, 627x768, 1222842348440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet Moot could use more money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:28:17 2008 No.1393661 >>1393654 >go back to /l/ Oh, the good old days. I miss you, /l/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:30:09 2008 No.1393665 File: 183 KB, 512x1536, 1222842609154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393658 Donating gets you laid by Rei

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:30:24 2008 No.1393666 >>1393661 I never went to /l/, back when it was still alive. I thought loli was gross and pedo. Of course, now I'm a lolicon with over 20gigs of loli on my computer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:32:44 2008 No.1393669 File: 32 KB, 1258x774, 1222842764932.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /l/ WAS NEVER GOOD!

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 06:34:21 2008 No.1393674 File: 420 KB, 400x600, 1222842861435.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393654 >Needs more Waha Now we're getting somewhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:34:41 2008 No.1393676 >>1393669 You picked the wrong picture to prove your point... unless you were going for irony or some shit.

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 06:37:14 2008 No.1393683 >>1393666 That's too bad. It was pretty slow, but it did the job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:37:30 2008 No.1393684 /b/ is covered in modfaggotry, god why is moot such a fag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:37:41 2008 No.1393686 File: 210 KB, 628x902, 1222843061264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:38:19 2008 No.1393691 File: 237 KB, 483x1432, 1222843099144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393669 you shut your whore mouth and that pic isn't from 4chan /l/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:40:20 2008 No.1393696 File: 172 KB, 807x1149, 1222843220068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:40:32 2008 No.1393698 >>1393683 Yeah, I didn't know what I (didn't)had till it was gone.

>>	Anonymous of Russian Federation Wed Oct 1 06:43:34 2008 No.1393707 >>1393666 You missed all the fun. /l/ was the best 4chan board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:45:19 2008 No.1393714 File: 9 KB, 640x480, 1222843519447.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 06:48:51 2008 No.1393731 File: 147 KB, 567x788, 1222843731661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my god... we really ARE the last bastion of oldfags, aren't we?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:51:55 2008 No.1393742 >>1393731 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:57:17 2008 No.1393762 File: 66 KB, 738x499, 1222844237574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:59:22 2008 No.1393769 >>1393762 But hentai usually IS of torture...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 06:59:55 2008 No.1393772 >>1393769 Rape and torture is horrible. ;_;

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:00:24 2008 No.1393775 >>1393742 ;_; On one hand, I'd like to ask "Where have you gone, my brothers?" but on the other, there really weren't that many of us to start with. We're probably all here. Or maybe /m/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:00:25 2008 No.1393776 >>1393731 Just about sadly. I still remember that fucking cat, and 100 get

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:03:28 2008 No.1393780 File: 89 KB, 565x600, 1222844608778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393776

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:04:32 2008 No.1393784 >>1393780 That fucking...wait a minute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:04:58 2008 No.1393781 >>1393775 Well, I know all the oldfags from /a/ moved here after the split. I don't really frequent /m/ that much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:05:10 2008 No.1393786 >>1393775 >Or maybe /tg/ Fixed for accuracy.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:06:00 2008 No.1393789 >>1393786 No, /tg/ hates all things weeaboo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:06:07 2008 No.1393791 File: 102 KB, 694x530, 1222844767484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well done /jp/. Well done.

Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:06:55 2008 No.1393792

I'm actually loath to say it, but I miss wordfilters. Back in the beginning, when people wouldn't just use the filtered-to word.

On the other hand, that set the lingo all across the internet for millions of underaged little shits, so it's better they're gone....
Like a childhood memory, we knew not what we did.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:07:55 2008 No.1393795 o god they changed /b/ back to anime/random

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:09:06 2008 No.1393800 >>1393795 Oh fuck, you're right. I'm going to cry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:09:34 2008 No.1393801 File: 44 KB, 293x293, 1222844974497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:09:37 2008 No.1393802 >>1393795 That's just fucking cruel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:10:00 2008 No.1393803 >>1393792 I blocked out all memories of pre mid-2006 /b/ and this thread is not helping.

>>	я - пидор, мне нравятся хуй в моей жопе Wed Oct 1 07:10:49 2008 No.1393804 >>1393795 OH WOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:10:49 2008 No.1393805 >>1393789 Which explains there love of Horo, Touhou, Kyonko, and maids. RIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:11:39 2008 No.1393808 File: 136 KB, 640x480, 1222845099556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:11:50 2008 No.1393809 >>1393805 Last time I went there(that troll thread just yesterday) they didn't seem to welcoming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:12:24 2008 No.1393810 REMEMBER REMEMBER THE COCKS OF NOVEMBER

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:12:24 2008 No.1393811 >>1393809 >too fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:12:58 2008 No.1393812 File: 65 KB, 473x578, 1222845178866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:15:05 2008 No.1393819 portal music on /b/ when will the modfaggotry end?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:16:22 2008 No.1393821 File: 65 KB, 322x899, 1222845382917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Those days seem so far away.

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:18:12 2008 No.1393826 >>1393819 Par for the course, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:18:26 2008 No.1393827 File: 226 KB, 312x1323, 1222845506859.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:20:41 2008 No.1393832 /jp/, I have a confession to make. I never learned how to read timestamps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:22:36 2008 No.1393838 File: 215 KB, 900x675, 1222845756559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:23:06 2008 No.1393839 >>1393821 Story of the past 4 years of my life. i can't believe I'm not an UTTER failure.... only a major failure. And here I am, doing it again. This calls for more alcohol....

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:24:07 2008 No.1393842 >>1393838 That reminds me wasn't the order keeping Nevada-tan in custody supposed to expire this month.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:24:36 2008 No.1393845 >>1393839 It's 12:24 and I have class in the morning. I might have to leave the party early.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:26:20 2008 No.1393847 >>1393838 Why is meximoot going to grab the timer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:27:14 2008 No.1393850 >>1393832 view exif data

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:27:43 2008 No.1393851 File: 51 KB, 769x600, 1222846063081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1393842 That was back in May, I think. >>1393845 Aww come on. That didn't stop me for FOUR YEARS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:27:47 2008 No.1393853 >>1393842 I wonder how she is. ;_; >>1393847 He need to run off with something...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:29:07 2008 No.1393854 File: 22 KB, 400x400, 1222846147522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:29:28 2008 No.1393856 I'm going to be completely honest here and say that I always thought people worshiping a 3d killer loli was retarded. I mean, I can understand if she was 2d, but...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:30:02 2008 No.1393859 I don't care if /b/ is once again Anime/Random, I just can't take it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:30:34 2008 No.1393861 >>1393850 Hey, thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:30:59 2008 No.1393858 just delete these pictures, no use clinging to the past.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:31:31 2008 No.1393864 >>1393858 yeah, I deleted all my /b/ stuff but now I'm saving all these into a folder titled "Memory Lane". ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:31:58 2008 No.1393866 File: 254 KB, 1100x624, 1222846318919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:31:59 2008 No.1393867 File: 73 KB, 868x594, 1222846319875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:32:24 2008 No.1393868

/jp/ is only good because it has a surprisingly high gathering of oldfags (who got tired of 4+ years of their motherboards).

Other then that. /jp/ is shit.

If you're not a leeching doujin fag who needs to use other people's characters to create original content, Touhou != legit board topic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:32:47 2008 No.1393869 >>1393866 Remember when Cracky-chan was good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:37:10 2008 No.1393877 File: 142 KB, 548x506, 1222846630075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:38:28 2008 No.1393881 >>1393869 Cracky-chan was never good. The answer so nice we've used it twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:42:07 2008 No.1393883 File: 154 KB, 1027x527, 1222846927077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:44:46 2008 No.1393892 >>1393883 Is she going to tape Sakura?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:45:20 2008 No.1393894 File: 602 KB, 1583x1070, 1222847120698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 07:45:36 2008 No.1393895 >>1393883 Goddamn it, I've been looking for this doujin for years. Tomoyo makes Sakura fuck her with various anime-themed strap-ons, including an Eva unit 1 style... I lost it in a crash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:46:21 2008 No.1393897 File: 57 KB, 1250x800, 1222847181560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:46:50 2008 No.1393899 >>1393894 Remember that, fucking modfaggotry stealing our gets. >>1393895 Yeah remember seeing some other pages of it in the past.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:53:29 2008 No.1393910 Theres a lot of oldfags on /prog/ too

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:54:29 2008 No.1393914 >>1393894 >>XD >>interbutt Is... this isn't for real, is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:58:23 2008 No.1393921 >>1393914 Very standard of the old days

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:58:23 2008 No.1393924 >>1393914 I hear there are rumors on the internets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:58:51 2008 No.1393925 File: 30 KB, 750x675, 1222847931593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>/a/15161634

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 07:59:44 2008 No.1393928 >>1393914 There was a time when many of 4chan didn't really give a shit about smilies. Then again, at the time 4chan wasn't dealing with...well, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:00:59 2008 No.1393932 >>1393897 /g/ was a whole different atmosphere back then. Still the same crowd though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:08:01 2008 No.1393954 I wasn't here during 4chan's old school days. My beginnings with imageboards started at iichan. I haven't actually been to iichan in YEARS, goddam, I forgot it existed until just now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:09:58 2008 No.1393957 >>1393954 I go there whenever 4chan goes down. It still sucks as much as ever.

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 08:11:39 2008 No.1393965 >>1393957 I can't handle other boards... Whenever 4chan went ddown, I had withdrawals...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:19:07 2008 No.1393984 >>1393954 iichan's slow, but its /a/ has great image content. Not much discussions, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:19:07 2008 No.1393985 >>>/b/88452361 waha thread in b

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:19:07 2008 No.1393986 >>1393965 Just looking back over there at iichan /b/. Posted a few threads when 4chan froze 6 days ago, none of them have been bumped off yet. 7chan is a nice backup when 4chan goes down, reasonable speed and similar light moderation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:26:08 2008 No.1394005 File: 29 KB, 339x173, 1222849568425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey remember when /b/ was filled with hardgay and 5?

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 08:28:47 2008 No.1394019 >>1394005 Fucking 5! Gah! Why am I choosing drunken nostalgia over getting enough sleep for work?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:31:35 2008 No.1394032 http://cgi.4chan.org/5/imgboard.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:33:27 2008 No.1394043 >>1394019 Because you actually hate your job and are subconsciously trying to get yourself fired by turning up drunk and sleep deprived?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:36:10 2008 No.1394049 /jp/ has nothing to celebrate.

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 08:40:16 2008 No.1394056 >>1394043 That may well be....

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:41:58 2008 No.1394058 >>1394032 ;___;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:43:03 2008 No.1394061 File: 44 KB, 512x384, 1222850583810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1394032 /5/ was always good for the instant b&!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:43:20 2008 No.1394062 >>1393986 Moderation nowadays is not a bad thing; hell, it can help in some cases.

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:45:06 2008 No.1394064
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>>1394056

In fact, I would go one step further and add that the real reason you feel this way is because if you get fired you can spend all your time translating for the unwashed, unshaven, ungrateful plebians that inhabit /jp/.

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 08:53:18 2008 No.1394084 >>1394064 That WOULD leave me with considerable more free time to do these things, but I get the feeling I'd just waste it here. Of course, being that I post with a name now, I'd get chastised for never doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 08:57:16 2008 No.1394091 >>1394062 I love 4chan style light touch moderation where mods do nothing unless you are totally unambiguously breaking a rule. Along with anonymity it makes for fast, fun and raw threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:01:30 2008 No.1394096 File: 878 KB, 320x240, 1222851690329.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, the old memes...

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 09:02:40 2008 No.1394100 File: 42 KB, 298x292, 1222851760348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:03:59 2008 No.1394103 File: 921 KB, 2058x1623, 1222851839238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doth thou remember thine tapestry?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:04:21 2008 No.1394105 File: 172 KB, 160x120, 1222851861779.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:05:13 2008 No.1394110 >>1394103 I fucking hate what YTMND did to this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:06:38 2008 No.1394113 File: 164 KB, 160x120, 1222851998150.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1394105

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 09:06:51 2008 No.1394112 >>1394103 Verily, thine tapesrty art fine.

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 09:08:45 2008 No.1394120 File: 51 KB, 600x450, 1222852125170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] enacting mortal attacks upon your conscripts!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:10:05 2008 No.1394125 File: 999 KB, 640x480, 1222852205232.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:13:51 2008 No.1394135
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. AFTER RETURNING FROM AN INSPECTION TOUR OF ONE OF THE MANY FINE FACTORIES THAT MANUFACTURE MY DELICIOUSLY DAPPER SUITS, I CAME ACROSS A SWARM OF HUMANS ENGAGED IN DEPLORABLE DEGENERATIVE DEBAUCHERY WHILE WEARING SOULLESS SUITS OF FUR. DISGUSTED, I WILLED MY MONOLITHIC MAN MEAT INTO ITS FULL FLAGPOLE FINERY, TOWERING OVER THE FURRIES AND STRIKING FEAR AND AWE INTO THEIR HEARTS.

I PROMPTLY LET LOOSE A GIGANTIC JIZZ JET, STRIKING THE FURRIES WITH SUCH FORCE THAT THEIR POORLY MADE FURSUITS WERE TORN TO TATTERS UNDER THE UNBELIEVABLE UNDULATING UMBRELLA. SO AWED BY MY 100% HUMAN HERCULEAN HARPOON WERE THEY THAT ALL THOUGHT OF 'YIFFING' WAS FOREVER BANISHED FROM THEIR BRAINS. NOW CLOTHED IN FINE SUITS OF UTMOST QUALITY (PROVIDED BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE), THEY GO FORTH TO FIGHT THE FEW FURRIES THAT ESCAPED MY CALAMITOUS CUM CANNON.

I GUARANTEE IT.

>>	JxcelDolghmQ JxcelDolghmQ Wed Oct 1 09:15:32 2008 No.1394143 JxcelDolghmQ

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 09:17:18 2008 No.1394147 >>1394135 I'll tell you a secret-- I always loved the George Zimmer spiels, even long after they stopped bein good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:21:10 2008 No.1394157 File: 158 KB, 100x234, 1222852870486.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:25:44 2008 No.1394169 sup /jp/ -bigmike

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 09:35:17 2008 No.1394203 >>1394169 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Actually, good times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:35:56 2008 No.1394202 >>1393669 Wat?

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 09:50:30 2008 No.1394246

>>1393928 There was a time when many of 4chan didn't really give a shit about smilies.
I remember that you used to be able to send moot 5 bucks and he’d give you a code that allowed you to use animated smiles on /b/.

Got really fucking annoying.

::cockbean::

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:06:35 2008 No.1394289 File: 107 KB, 1280x960, 1222855595336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:10:39 2008 No.1394301 >>1394169 fuck are you? -bigmike

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:15:15 2008 No.1394310 File: 10 KB, 1002x613, 1222856115837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1394301 You know me. I'm 'Anonymous', on your site '4Chan'. Just offering help, if you need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:17:39 2008 No.1394316 File: 125 KB, 1024x768, 1222856259652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:20:05 2008 No.1394318 File: 161 KB, 1063x755, 1222856405901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1394316 She is cute that is why she is called Atari Dumbledore-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:23:16 2008 No.1394323 File: 112 KB, 850x553, 1222856596513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My contribution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:25:06 2008 No.1394328 File: 35 KB, 238x230, 1222856706086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meeemorieess~

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:25:06 2008 No.1394329 >>1394318 You're fucking wrong! Her name is Arcade Bumstead!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:25:28 2008 No.1394330 File: 28 KB, 327x555, 1222856728283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ROKKU MUST BE (ry

>>	None !AGexg5h7.o Wed Oct 1 10:27:24 2008 No.1394332 >>1394310 oh hey, i remember that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:29:00 2008 No.1394336 File: 98 KB, 640x480, 1222856940955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still good

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:31:57 2008 No.1394341
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here is a photo of something flying

accompanying it is a post containing some blather about thrust vectoring, which owns the skies

chiipon could turn on a dime, macross zero style

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:32:56 2008 No.1394344 File: 45 KB, 480x800, 1222857176747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yomi is erotic

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:37:28 2008 No.1394356 File: 636 KB, 170x130, 1222857448059.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1394344 やっぱりよみはエロいな

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:38:44 2008 No.1394357 >>1394344 JELLY ROLLS JELLY ROLLS NOBODY LOVES YOU

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 10:45:44 2008 No.1394365 happy birthday 4chan and good night!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:43:15 2008 No.1394450 File: 169 KB, 1195x756, 1222861395979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only this could last forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:46:16 2008 No.1394456 File: 99 KB, 531x842, 1222861576067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1394357

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:49:22 2008 No.1394460 File: 61 KB, 1010x766, 1222861762255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey what's going on here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:50:50 2008 No.1394463 im banned from /b/ fuck them and fuck my shitty proxies that make it 5 times slower

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:51:14 2008 No.1394465 >>1394464 sage doesnt work no more fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:51:55 2008 No.1394464 >>1394450 funny because I would have never realized it if it wasn't for that screenshot. also, sadly, the posts are still neo-/b/ quality

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 11:56:51 2008 No.1394472 Doesn't 4 4/4 equal 5?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:10:36 2008 No.1394513 >>1394472 4*4/4 or 4+4/4?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:15:20 2008 No.1394525 >>1394513 It's clearly a mixed number.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:16:48 2008 No.1394530 >>1394525 Clearly.

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:46:17 2008 No.1394585

>>1393593
Hey, me too! When I found 4chan I was still 17. I spent 6 months lurking in /b/ and /c/ and I made my first post on my birthday.

Did anyone else lurk? When I made a thread about lurking in /r9k/ most of them said that they didn't lurk at all and started posting right away. It made me sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:47:41 2008 No.1394587 >>1394585 Of course they didn't. /r9k/ is full of normalfags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:48:03 2008 No.1394588 I want to make some anime/visual novel threads in /b/ now

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:52:23 2008 No.1394591
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>>1394585
I lurked for about 4 months, then I found lurkmore.com and learned about most of the memes. My first post was this original picture. At that time I thought it was witty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 12:54:45 2008 No.1394596 >>1394450 Ugh, /b/ is still full of camwhores and disgusting 3D porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 13:04:03 2008 No.1394606 I HATE ALL WEEABOOS AND I HATE JAPAN BUT I GO TO A SITE THAT ENDS WITH "CHAN"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 13:07:11 2008 No.1394611 >>1394588 what the fuck... I made a thread in /b/ and after a few minutes it got deleted

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:32:14 2008 No.1395537 Hey moot, if you're lurking this thread. Re-name /jp/ to Japan/Random. /jp/ - Japan/General is too ambiguous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:35:58 2008 No.1395548 >>1394591 I lurked about a month before posting. Didn't have any sites for memes back then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:35:58 2008 No.1395553 File: 96 KB, 824x225, 1222882558342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:36:27 2008 No.1395555 I came to 4chan at around 2005. Lurked for a year.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Wed Oct 1 17:36:58 2008 No.1395554 >>1393439 eight ... oh god how long have i been on 4chan...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:39:47 2008 No.1395565 >>1395537 No, that will cause /b/ to come in here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:39:47 2008 No.1395566 My girlfriend thought /jp/ was the best board on 4chan, I'm not really into anime/manga/weeaboo things but I just thought I'd tell you guys as I dropped in by accident.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Wed Oct 1 17:40:11 2008 No.1395569 >>1395555 Came here about spring 2006...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:41:34 2008 No.1395576 >>1395554 "Dear god, what am I doing with my life." just went through my head. Then I tried to think of what next eroge I should play.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:46:27 2008 No.1395597 >>1395569 2005 Summer for me. Was into Haruhi and was directed from animesuki. Got into hijacks, then Touhou, and then got stuck in /jp/ and /m/. Btw, thanks for shitty up my good cheer threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 17:47:27 2008 No.1395607 >>1395553 Moot doesn't know the value of a b&. Moot gives away bans like they grow on trees. Back in my days we had to travel 6 miles to get a ban. You next generation kids have it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:02:23 2008 No.1395691 Those good old days will never come back. Well, time to grow up and head out.

Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:12:33 2008 No.1395736
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>>1395597
I've been here for about 2,5 years now, can't tell exactly when.

I spent a year working in a company that was doomed to fail, and I happily contributed to its demise while I was looking for another job while posting here. Never got fired for it either. Can't even remember how I ended up here.

>>	Anonymous of Russian Federation Wed Oct 1 18:14:39 2008 No.1395742 >>1395691 No. Stay here and suffer, like we all do

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:18:26 2008 No.1395757 File: 79 KB, 589x278, 1222885106806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus, I feel old. Has it really been one year?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:22:38 2008 No.1395777 >>1394585 I "lurked" for about a year in /h/ and /d/, back in 2005. Then when I stumbled upon /tg/ and dwelt there until /jp/ appeared. I only started posting actively here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:30:59 2008 No.1395828 File: 658 KB, 2125x1400, 1222885859446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, >>1395691 and >>1395597 here, I'd like to tell you that I love you guys. Goodnight, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:38:22 2008 No.1395853 Cheers for another year of shit, and it looks like we've come a long way. Well, it has been fun, so try to keep this thread alive guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:43:22 2008 No.1395866 I can't remember why exactly I started browsing 4chan.

>>	Newfag is new Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:47:38 2008 No.1395894 File: 7 KB, 317x317, 1356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just came here 10 months ago lulz

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:48:53 2008 No.1395898 File: 6 KB, 348x177, vancount.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1395553

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:53:30 2008 No.1395913 File: 287 KB, 1245x1632, 1180013256986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who remembers the /a/ manga? I asked on /a/ the other night and seemingly no one had heard of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 18:53:47 2008 No.1395917 File: 160 KB, 1039x1316, 1180013406259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1395913

>>	Translanon Wed Oct 1 19:00:56 2008 No.1395947 I'm surprised YOU WA SHOCK hasn't come up yet, but I suppose it didn't take until the later days...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 19:16:32 2008 No.1396017 >>1395947 Futae no Kiwami is the new YOU WA SHOCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 1 19:17:32 2008 No.1396024 I just discovered 4chan four months ago.

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