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Good whatever-time-of-the-day-is-it-in-your-god-forgotten-country, Gentlemen.
Since
>>1382618
filled out, why don't we have a new ronery thread.

>> No.1385843

11:00 AM. I am not ronery. That cake looks delicious, though.

>> No.1385847
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>> No.1385848
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Why can't Akiha be mah wifu ;_;

...
'morning /jp/

>> No.1385851

>>1385847
no matter how many times I see this picture, I still think that this guy is way too awesome to be posted here.

>> No.1385861
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Don't forget that I'm always willing to give you hugs, Anonymous!

>> No.1385868

>>1385861
Why does no one ever hug you back?

>> No.1385872

>>1385848
ohayo, LOOOOOOOSEEEEEERRRRR

>> No.1385873

>>1385861
No doubt about that, but who are you?

>> No.1385875

>>1385873
He is hug role-playing anon.

>> No.1385879

>>1385875
Hence, a faggot.

>> No.1385882
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>>1385868
Perhaps they are afraid...?

I hope that just knowing someone is willing to hug them is a comfort.

>>1385873
I would like to be a 2D waifu for Anonymous.

>> No.1385885

>>1385882
If that's a pic of you, I would do anything for you.

>> No.1385888

>>1385861
You may hug me only if you allow me to hug you in return.

>> No.1385893
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1385893

It would seem that nobody is ronery anymore even in /jp/.
Well, except for me. ;_;

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>>1385885
I do not have a set picture, as every Anonymous has a different desire... but for you, I can be her.

>>1385888
Of course! Those are the best kinds of hugs.

>> No.1385902

I should feel lonely after breaking up with meru, but I don't. Maybe I stumbled again into zen, happiness through emotional numbness.
Feels good.

I'm surprised ronery threads still live, I thought janitor/mods were on a crusade against them.

>> No.1385905

this thread is making me feel warm and fuzzy inside

>> No.1385908

*squeeze*

>> No.1385909
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>>1385893
I've no reason to be ronery, I've been happily married for years now.

Pic related.

>> No.1385911

Good morning guys, and welcome back Colombia.

>> No.1385914

>>1385900
Let's hug then, Anon.

>> No.1385923

I used to think of it as a joke, and laugh every time a ronery thread was posted.

But it's finally gotten to me. The crushing weight of my own roneriness. It hurts so fucking much.

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>>1385914
Alright...!

-wraps her arms around your chest, and pulls you close-

I am afraid I have to go for now, but thank you!

I'll be thinking about you Anonymous, especially >>1385923.

>> No.1385926

>>1385923
It hasn't gotten to me yet. I'm not very happy with my life right now and I can relate to some of the problems in ronery threads, but for now I'm content being alone. I think it's because I have other personal issues distracting me from it. I'm sure it will hit sometime, though.

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1386036

Would you like to have some tea with me, too?

>> No.1386068

I wonder sometimes if I tease people too much. I gave my wife hell the other day for getting sick while she's a med student. I just can't help it, I like teasing people, but I'm witty about it, which usually pisses people off even more.

>> No.1386070

>>1386068
Go away.

>> No.1386071

>>1385923
That is only the beginning.

>> No.1386073

>>1386068
>wife

Wrong thread.

>> No.1386075

>>1386068
>wife

GO AWAY

>> No.1386076

>>1385909
Andy...?

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>>1386108

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>>1386108
awesome

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>> No.1386203

Here is your usual rickroll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY

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>> No.1386220

>>1386203

;_;

>> No.1386227

>>1386203
I'll never abandon my 2-dimensional girl. ;_;

>> No.1386238

that song still gets to me

>> No.1386247

>>1386203
;_;

>> No.1386358

>>1385902
Ah, but birdie, think it as an educational experience. Because that is what it certainly has been for me. You know what they say, "never get involved with third world virginal lowlife". That's a great lesson in life. And I truly had it the hard way.

Anyhow, my hurt feelings demand compensation since there must be surely a thing or two you'll learn about dealing with borderline psychotic schizoids, I predict. That petty little project of yours, the "Nice Day" thingy. You may as well kiss it goodbye for now. I tell you, it's not going to happen as long as it's up to me. And sadly it is, you pathetic sad fuck.

>> No.1386368

Good afternoon. I am sitting on a busy patio drinking beer surrounded by people. Alone.

>> No.1386388

>>1386036
no, you fucking oblivious bitch

>> No.1386392

I'm listening to Stairway to Heaven, by Led Zeppelin.

Dreaming.

Daydreaming.

So many opportunities... so few times I reach out and take them...

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>>1386358

>> No.1386400

fucking moron tripfags go get a fucking room

>> No.1386405

TRIPFAG RELATIONSHIPS ON THE INTERNET OH LAWD

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1386408

Thank you for the hug earlier Anonymous...is there anything I can do for you?

>> No.1386413

>>1386408
Are you the one who wanted to be someone's 2d waifu?

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>>1386413
Yes, I am.

>> No.1386425

>>1386419
May I have another hug before I leave?

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>>1386425
Of course you may!

Come here then...

>> No.1386460

>>1386408
kill yourself

>> No.1386514

Too much RP e-flirtation Gaiafaggotry in here.

>> No.1386522

What most ronery threads lack is a discussion about the almost total loneliness you experience when you don't even have I friend. Now that's true ronery. ;_;

>> No.1386532

>>1386436

YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE

STOP

>> No.1386535

Come on, guys, stop being so lonely. Just go out there and do something with your life.

It's good to have hobbies, of course. Anime and visual novels are pretty cool, but if your hobbies take up a big part of your life, you seriously need to think about your future.

>> No.1386540

>>1386535

I hope to get a serious job soon, but I don't expect anything out of it except bitterness and stress. And hopefully money.

>> No.1386550

inB4 "game of pretend" image

>> No.1386555

>>1386535
On one hand, I can agree, on the other, deswpite working full time and going to school full time, I'm still horrendously ronery. Fortunately, work and school stifle it pretty well...
...but when I come home...and the darkness settles in....

;_;

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>>1386532
Oh my goodness, that is not what I meant to do at all.

I am sorry Anonymous, I just want you to be happy.

>> No.1386572

It's better to be alone than to be in a relationship in which the woman wears the pants. I'd rather feel ronery than humiliated.

>> No.1386582

>>1386572
maybe you could learn to like it or find a girl who's more useless than yourself.

Don't take my advice seriously, of course.
I've never been in a relationship myself.

>> No.1386604

>>1386561
May I have a hug, please? I want a really nice and warm hug.

>> No.1386671

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm423338
I don't know about you guys, but this one always does it for me.
;_;

>> No.1386688

>>1386671
How the fuck do i watch nicovideos?

>> No.1386701

I don't care about the hugfuck, but colombia and fuckface should murder-suicide each other.

>> No.1386698

I'd like to have a hug too, please.

>>1386688
You have to login. Use Google Translate to fight your way through the runes.

>> No.1386721

>>1386671
I hate you for posting that again.

>> No.1386732

>>1386671
おっくせんまん! おっくせんまん!

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>>1386604
>>1386698
You do not even need to ask, just come close and I'll understand.

-gives a soft hug to each of you in turn, lying her head against you chest and smiling-

>> No.1386745

>>1386358
>borderline psychotic schizoids

What the fuck? You know you can't have all three?
You're most probably borderline, but so is everyone if we're gonna nitpick.

>> No.1386748

>>1386740
Why did my dong get hard

>> No.1386758

>>1386740
I wish anon was a girl

but I'd still hug you back even if you aren't.

>> No.1386765

>>1386740
I feel all warm and fuzzy now...

...

BITCH, NOW I'M GONNA TIE YOU DOWN to my bed and you gonna give me hugs everyday!! YOU GONNA BE MY HUGGING SLUT, BITCH, YOU HEAR ME? YOU BETTER START SAVING UP MORE OF THAT WARMTH AND FUZZINESS

>> No.1386772

My wife is flat and skinny so hugging her is like hugging one of those plastic skeletons from biology class.

>> No.1386777

>>1386772
David, return that skeleton to the lab tommorrow and see me after class.

>> No.1386782

>>1386777
LOL

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>>1386758
I would not be a very good waifu if I was a man!

>>1386765
...!

I am not so sure about most of that, but I will gladly make you warm and fuzzy.

Perhaps a blanket, cuddling, and a movie?

>> No.1386794

>>1386772
>hugging her is like hugging one of those plastic skeletons from biology class.

does hugging her give you a boner?

>> No.1386798
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>>1386772
>>1386777
>>1386782

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>>1386794
Here, you forgot this.

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>>1386795
>Perhaps a blanket, cuddling, and a movie?

I'd love to

but I have to go to bed so I can get up tomorrow and go to my classes.

>> No.1386811

>>1386804
man I love final fantasy 6!

oh god, celes... ;_; just thinking about her makes me want to cry

>> No.1386816

This thread made me wonder if there are any pictures of Chen peeing on the internet

I bet Chen has a cute pussy

>> No.1386822

I'M A RONERYFAG AND I'M OKAY I FAP ALL NIGHT AND I SLEEP ALL DAY

>> No.1386823

>>1386794

Not immediately because you're still pressed together, but once she's gone or whatever I sometimes do, especially if I haven't fapped in a while.

>> No.1386830

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2625011

I'll just leave this here.

>> No.1386845

Ronery thread are the fucking worst at this time.

Reported.

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>>1386811
You and me both.

>> No.1386889

>>1386845
The thread was made 7 hours ago.

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