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>Be me, 23, in Tokyo, Shibuya
>Handsome, girls staring
>Feeling confident
>Walk into ramen shop
>Order noodles
>More girls staring
>See a cute one, wave her over.
>She hesitates, but eventually comes closer
>Begin chitchatting with my fluency in Japanese
>She enjoys herself
>Food arrives
>Says itadakimasu
>Slurps noodles, tastes incredibly good
>Start feeling bad all of a sudden, body jerks itself backhands the girl so she hits the ground
>Start throwing up violently all over the counter, food, myself
>Violent barf halts for a moment, I turn to apologize
>Throws up all over her
>The entire restaurant evacuates
>She stays, tries to comfort me as tears are flowing down my eyes as I continue barfing into a bucket that the staff brought.
>Start feeling better
>I thank her for making me feel better, but I blank out and say "raku ni site yaru arigatou" meaning "I'll kill you, thank you"
>Restaurant staff hears this, calls the authorities
>She slaps me twice
>Throws the bucket of vomit all over me
>Runs out
>Cops arrive
>Taken to the precinct
>Released after I cleared up the misunderstanding, while barfing, entire ordeal was over after 5 hours.

WTF Japan?!

>> No.13727526

>>13727520

Is this part of one of those epik raids, brah?

>> No.13727538

Who are you quoting?

>> No.13727547

>>13727526
No.
>>13727538
Reminiscing my trip.

>> No.13727581

you look like a little faggot

>> No.13727877
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>> No.13728000

>>13727520
kill urself

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>> No.13728070

that was very gentlemanly of you elliot

>> No.13728150

>>13727520
You look like a faggot Eurasian like elliot rogers. It's too bad jap girls can't tell the difference.

>> No.13728154

>>13728150
that is elliot

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>>13727520
my sides blew out my ass

i miss when funny greentext stories were still a thing. when did this board get so boring?

>> No.13728207

>>13728193
everyone is to busy jerking off to tohous or Chinese underage cartoons

>> No.13728216

I wish I had cool japanese stories.

>> No.13728241

>>13728154
no, elliot had bigger, fuller, penis-pleasing lips

>> No.13728271

>>13728193
probably when they started banning every funposter

>> No.13728308

There are plenty of other places where you can shitpost to your heart's content.

>> No.13728651

Cool story bro

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I smell a faggot

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>> No.13728691

Has there ever in the history of the world been a person who took a picture of themselves in a mirror and didn't look like a faggot?

>> No.13728699

http://uploads.interpals.net/search.php?city=1850147&todo=search&sort=last_login&age2=110&age1=16&offset=120

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