/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Get out, these are mine!

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fuck this game is getting more interest than Touhou.

However, I support that.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this?

[Anonymous No.]

Horny chicks are always awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365305
>Horny virgins are always awesome.

Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365301

Wanking tou Bokusou

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365292
I've always wondered what the things in the silver roll are. Why would she have condoms if she was a virgin?
Some kind of bizarre sexual candy or masturbatory aid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365319
For the dildos,probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365321
Oh, true enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365321
Dildos can't cum, why put condom on it?
Hmmm, maybe it's for the lube + rib on the condom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365334
Prevents infection, and AIDs if you're sharing your dildos. Basic sex ed?

[Anonymous No.]

i more wonder, how she use dildos if she's virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365334
There could be bacteria and shit on the dildo,you put a condom on it to prevent infections and shit since its sterile.
The lube on it is a nice bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365335
Do virgins share dildos often?

(Although I guess you should still use a condom on your sex toys if you don't have a pot to sterilize them with boiling water in.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365336
They don't stick it in all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365338
theres not much bacteria or shit could be on dildo, but couldnt at panties, so mainly its for lub

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365343
>>1365336
Virgin does not mean hymen intact.

[Anonymous No.]

Pah, it's so troublesome to be the little girl. I even have to sterilize my sex toys before masturbation? Fuck this shit, I'm staying as a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365350
I don't know, if you use the same dildo for anal and vaginal...

[Anonymous No.]

I would just wash my dildo, seems easier to me. Plus you can't get AIDS unless you share your toys, and even then it's not very likely since virus don't live for very long outside of the body.

Although one thing to be watching out for is if you stick it in your pooper, don't stick it elsewhere unless you wash it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365354
You don't need to sterilize your hands if you just want to get off manually; and if you're a man, you still should sterilize your sex toys if you use them.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone has probably seen it already, but I just thought I'd point it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365359
Just washing with water won't be enough; you need to use soap of some kind. Even then, you're advised to sterilize with boiling water.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - sextoys for little girls and their use

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365385
If little girls don't masturbate properly, they'll never become sex obsessed adult women. That can't be allowed. We must all educate ourselves so we can become better equipped to promote a greater level of general female masturbation in our societies.

[Anonymous No.]

>Virgin does not mean hymen intact

And intact hymen doesn't mean virgin, particularly with those people with super natural regeneration abilities.

Yes I'm looking at you, you moon princesses/possessed by phoenix/true ancestors

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365385
Those don't look like little girl's sex toys; little girls tend to just use whatever they can find around the house, like pillows or teddy bears.

[Anonymous No.]

why this face remind me aya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365405
>>1365385
Why is this making me hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365400
what shoud i do if i want pure naive little girl as my waifu? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365426
Marry a 12 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365411
Those breasts are awfully large... I'm not sure I'm interested anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365438
If she's still young and adorable, what does it matter if she's developed a little early? She's still a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365438
guees that was bad point of view

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365456
I'm a pedophile, I don't find breasts sexually attractive. What you suggest would be like fucking a retard, saying "she has the mental age of a 6 year old, so just pretend she's well-developed for her age!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365438
They always look larger hanging down. Don't fault her for an optical illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365462
>>1365462
your pedophilia is diffrent from mine, 6yo girl mind + attractive body is not that bad thing, however i dont like agrassive little girls that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365462
So you'd be fine with a mature, experienced adult woman in the body of an adorable 6 year old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365465
Well, I don't either. That's just the body type I prefer. I prefer intelligent, laid back girls who don't mind just having a conversation, and are willing to discuss any range of topics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365469
>I prefer intelligent, laid back girls who don't mind just having a conversation, and are willing to discuss any range of topics.
So girls who don't exist, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365467
See >>1365469.

What you just did is like a normalfag saying "I'm an ass man" and his friend turns to him and says "So if it was a little girl's mind in a woman's body with a perfect ass, you'd hit it?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365470
Way to be narrow-minded. My cousin is a perfect example of this. I guess you just don't talk to lolis very often, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365467
That would be hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365470
we all do anon.. we all do..

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365470
The 2D > 3D rhetoric is more just for show, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365476
That would be Konata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365483
Konata has the mind of a 13 year old little boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I like the mind of a eight-year-old in the body of a eight-year-old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365481
Speak for yourself. Some of us hate our humanity and escape from it in every way we can. Like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365484
Shota, without any risk of balls touching?

:AWESOME:

[Anonymous No.]

I guess this is an appropriate thread.

Anon from earlier.

Sister didn't say anything. At dinner, I couldn't look her in the eyes. Not necessarily out of the ordinary, but I felt like she was watching me, expecting something. But afterwards, nothing. As I said, I'm not going to make the move, so a day passes without anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365484
That's even better. Would you prefer to be with a female who makes you feel awkward about thinking what to talk about, or with one who talks about anime, games, sex... etc with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365485
what a fag..

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365484
I assume she's bisexual, so more like an 18 year old girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365487
Just as long as you consider Furries part of Humanity, and not the inhuman to which you wish to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365483

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>>1365496
Does it matter? Konata is their attempt at perfection targeted at otakus. For the most part they hit the mark. But I like this version the best. Glasses to add some sophistication and no neon hair/eyes with all the same personality = just about perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365487
I meant to say "more than just for show."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365497
Indeed. Furries are humanity at one of it's worst extremes.
I'll only have efficient dream sex with pixels. All that I want is a silicon girl, with silicon lips and silicon hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365501
I'd be too afraid that this Konata would slit her wrists the night I planned to propose. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365506
Well I tend to be take-charge and not very shy, so I like a little dependence in my girls.
Also if she slits her wrists she'll end up making out with Kagami~n and bringing her over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365476

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>>1365501
lol yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365501
It's funny how everyone ended up preferring Kagami.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365517
I actually prefer Misao.
But brunette Konata beats that.
I don't like tsundere at all.
In a real relationship a tsundere would do nothing but leave you nervous and stressed out, and you have to explain that bitchiness to your friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365517
Yutaka is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365521
When it comes to real life, I agree with >>1365508. It started with me slowly losing hope in the existence of interesting personalities, and I ended up realizing that I don't care either way, because all I want is a really submissive girl, so personality doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365521
Misao is good. So cute...

[sage No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365547
Well lucky for you I am both of those posts. The problem is getting a girl with enough self-esteem that she doesn't end up dissolving. There's this gigantic gulf in real women between "will listen to what you say, believe it, and be confident in it" and "will listen to what you say and is helpless."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365489
What'd I miss!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365508
>>1365506
http://rapidshare.com/files/148212200/lonely_kagamin_eng_01-30.rar

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365508
>>1365506
http://rapidshare.com/files/148212200/lonely_kagamin_eng_01-30.rar

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365565
If you were a more brilliant, commanding and self-confident man, maybe it's be easier for you to find that former type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365587
Infertility sure sucks huh.

Imagine finding your dream moe loli waifu. Gaining confidence from the loving relationship and achieving all your material goals in life, then when you try to have a child with your waifu you find out that all these time you've been shooting blanks.

Yeah that would be worse than ronery

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365592
It really, really wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365592
Anonymous has an open mind, and so does his waifu. We could adopt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365565
I wouldn't really care if she's confident about it as long as she's loyal and obedient.

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny because most people don't know where the hymen is at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365606
Is it in the ａｎｕｓ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365612
No, it's in the cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365612
It's directly behind the uvula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365606

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365620
I read that it's next to the pineal gland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365599
Or we could keep it thread related and adopt a pair of dog girls and have foursomes every night!
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365606
I notice this all the fucking time in eroge writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365630
As long as they know it at least has something to do with the vagina it's better than backwards penises from female doujin artists.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M INSIDE YOUR WOOOOMB!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365633
I must have the name of at least one doujin with an unintentional backwards penis.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to even be imagining with "backwards penis"

[Anonymous No.]

Backward penis? sinep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365646
I've seen those doujins, they show a cross section, and it looks more like a map of Florida than a vagOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365646
Take penis.

Rotate 180 degrees.

???

Backwards penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365666
This made me wince IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365489 Anon from earlier.
> Sister didn't say anything. At dinner, I couldn't look her in the eyes.

Just curious.

What story does this refer to?

[Anonymous No.]

The Evolution Of This Thread:
- Wanko to Kurasou
- Sextoys for Girls
- Female Anatomy and Virginity
- Lucky Star
- Incest slips in
- Female Anatomy and Virginity
- Incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365822
You forgot about the reversed penises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365801
I think it's the one where some faggot dared his sister to suck his cock.

Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365621
I see a face, a very swollen face

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365845
Did thomeone thay penith?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn. TakaJun said the project is going to slow down "a bit." Wonder how much that means.
Kota is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365521
>I don't like tsundere at all.
Wth is wrong with you? Get to a doctor, quick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1366438
H SCENES, THOUSANDS OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>1366447
He's being tsundere for tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would H-scenes slow you down? The lines become a lot simpler in them. Half of it is filled up with moans.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing wrong with Kagami. She's not even much of a tsundere. She's also very normal compared to the rest of the characters in the show. I've known many people who have acted very much like her at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365514
I've seen these pictures more often...source?

[Anonymous No.]

A friend of mine (inb4 enjoy being alone) were talking, and for some reason, I talked about tsunderes. I explained to him as best as I could what a weabo is, but I was wondering if any of you had that copypasta about Kagami so I can explain with an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1366815

That's Konata with the hair colour changed, and glasses added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1366808
Because you have to type with one hand, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1366808
Have to stop and hap every page or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1366808
Have to stop and fap every page or two.

[Anonymous No.]

H scenes are fucking terrible and boring to read through. The HCG is nice, but all the misc shit called ero literature is lame. I prefer it when it's implied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365489
Sounds like your loli imouto has been thinking over your proposal and has decided that she wants you. When you get a chance to be alone with her again, say something along the lines of "Remember when I said I thought you wouldn't be able to fit my penis in your mouth? That was funny right, would you really want to try something lik that?" act in accordance to her response.

Good luck, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1367118
*like

Just woke up from my nap.

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>>1366809
>She's not even much of a tsundere
She definitely is one; just not way deep into the tsun zone like, say, Louise. Plus they gave her enough character quirks that it's hard to pin her down as just the token tundere girl.

>>1366818
>copypasta
/r/ it as well, if someone could, out of curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365467 So you'd be fine with a mature, experienced adult woman in the body of an adorable 6 year old?
Maybe not 6, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1366447
ツンデレ言うな！

[Anonymous No.]

>>1367378
>>1366818
Taken from a thread from this morning:
A friend of mine (inb4 enjoy being alone) were talking, and for some reason, I talked about weabos. I explained to him as best as I could what a weabo is, but I was wondering if any of you had that copypasta about the pinku box so I can explain with an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1367378

She's only tsundere to Konata, though. Otherwise she's just your typical teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1367449
Yeah. That topic was deleted, though...and I really liked it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1367449
>>1369038

Fuck. Off.

Why is /jp/ so shitty lately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1369058
A friend of mine (inb4 enjoy being alone) were talking, and for some reason, I talked about /jp/. I explained to him as best as I could what /jp/ is, but I was wondering if any of you had that copypasta about the shittyness so I can explain with an example.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1367488
It's more of a perpetual straight man in comedy, having to deal with a weirdo, an airhead and an idiot.

It's not like she lies about what she thinks or is embarrassed to say she likes spending time with them (except very few exceptions).

A few tsundere like qualities, do not a tsundere make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1369079
>copypasta about the shittyness
So what does /jp/ think about FS/N? It's shit, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1369114
I FUCKING HATE VALENTINES.

[sparky4 ミ田 !AZWpeumso. No.]

>>1365606
i do
KEKEKE

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1369197
I'd hate giving chocolate around, but that's a whole different issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1369235
15 minutes? What the fuck?

Well, I guess it's better than you saying nothing at all and ignoring the post.

You're getting better with that acoustic guitar of yours, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1365639
>>1365633
I remember that comic with the artist girl drawing an upside down penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>1369309
So share. What was the name of the comic/doujin/artist/main character/anything?