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ITT: Post something a Touhou character would never say.

"Sure, you can borrow those books. Make sure I have them back in two weeks, okay?" -Patchouli Knowledge

>> No.13627064

>>13627038
itt fuck off to /a/ with your /a/isms.

>> No.13627072
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13627072

"I love you"
- anybody, really

>> No.13627084

>>13627038
"OP can suck my dick for 250."
~ Rinnosuke when confronted with the question of OP's raging crossie faggotry.

>> No.13627103 [DELETED] 

They wouldn't say any of these because none of them can speak english.

>> No.13627126

fuck me

>> No.13627132

>>13627126
Wish I could.

>> No.13627146

>>13627084
250 what?

>> No.13627154
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13627154

"Lets play OPs game!"

>> No.13627200

"This thread is right where it is. No need to throw it out."-Sakuya Izayoi

>> No.13627582

>>13627146
mon

>> No.13627818

>>13627146
I missed my yen sign.

"OP can suck my dick for ¥225."
~ Rinnosuke when confronted with the question of OP's raging crossie faggotry.

>> No.13629819

"I don't want to have sex right now." - Sanae Kochiya

>> No.13629822

"I'm real" - every 2hu

>> No.13630171
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13630171

"No,That's okay! Keep your money." -Reimu

>> No.13630232

>>13627103
marisa and flandre can yo

>> No.13630296 [SPOILER] 
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13630296

>>13630171
A heh-heh-heh!

>> No.13630539
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13630539

>>13629819
you forgot pic

>> No.13630667
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13630667

"Is it alright if I take a few photos for my newspaper ? " - Aya

>> No.13630733 [DELETED] 

>>13625912
please delete

>> No.13630781
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13630781

I can't speak badly about her, it's impossible.

>> No.13630806

We're all stupid minds stupid

>> No.13630813
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13630813

I don't like catnip, and please don't pat my head!

>> No.13630854

I have a patasium diploma

>> No.13630917

Free root bear for the Gulf of Mexico

>> No.13630940

Hoot leu poppa

>> No.13630971

Imm whaff at the pool market

>> No.13631078
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13631078

"I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAY" -Ayya showmeyourmoves

>> No.13631243

Uh oh hot dog

>> No.13631346
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>>13629819
Obviously. She's not allowed to have it *at all*.

>> No.13631641
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13631641

>>13630781
Allow me.

"Get away from me Chen,You SICKEN ME!"-Ran Yakumo

>> No.13633691

>>13631641
You are making my heart ache dude

>> No.13633698

"Guns suck, Gensokyo needs no gun culture"
- Reisen Udongein Inaba.

>> No.13633710

>>13630232
>yo
ugh

>> No.13633814

>>13629822
oh how wrong you are

>> No.13634081
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13634081

"whc /jp/ wld u fk" - any 2hu

>> No.13634552

>>13633710
>ugh
no

>> No.13634575 [SPOILER] 
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13634575

AWOO

>> No.13634620

>>13627038
just anything related or regarding heterosexual sex, really

>> No.13636819

Far tin te hub where the tub at

>> No.13636844

Ekekekekekek

>> No.13636850
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13636850

"Unyu?"
oh wait

>> No.13636868

Oh banana

>> No.13637262
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13637262

"Take this job and shove it straight up your vampire ass!" -Meiling to Remilia after finally having enough of being yelled at for napping at her post with guarding the gate of the SDM

>> No.13637303
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13637303

"I don't like flowers very much at all!" -Kazami Yuuka

>> No.13637310

"I love you, Alice." - Marisa Kirisame

>> No.13637314

"SPOOOORK! SPOOOOOOOOOOORK!!!!!" - mima

>> No.13637395
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13637395

Rinnosuke-san, from now on, I'll visit during the day instead of night when I can have you all by myself.

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>>13629819
>about to make this exact same post
>scroll down and see it
>mfw

>> No.13638405

>>13637513
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13638776

>>13637513
who u quot

>> No.13638999

"I'm actually a slut, it's not fanon!" - any 2hu

>> No.13639004

>>13637513
who quot

>> No.13639007

>>13637395
you're fanon is fr*cking gay

>> No.13640654

I sharpen da contact lens and de gud a bluster

>> No.13640681

>>13637513
y u qot?

>> No.13641046

>>13637513
quot wu?

>> No.13643170

>>13637513
qot?

>> No.13643173

>>13640681
>>13641046
>>13643170
You seriously can't find anything better to bump this shitty thread with?

>> No.13643809
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13643809

"I love Marisa and I not hide it" -Alice

>> No.13643819

"i am a filthy secondary"

>> No.13644132
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13644132

"none for me, thanks. I've got to drive later"
- Suika Ibuki

>> No.13644877

Spoooooooooon

>> No.13645259

Ju aunt scams

>> No.13645358

Hyuk hyuk her derp

>> No.13645366
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13645366

>I love Japan and wish I could visit

>> No.13645426
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"Eeew! T-that's fucking sick! I didn't know people can bleed that much!" *vomits*

>> No.13654560

Who' would poor mushroom lobster here in gunpowder ink

>> No.13654636

Pouresed thoulolone oil anyone

>> No.13654703

Wel wouwouwowuwpwulw pew pew pu

>> No.13654822
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13654822

I hate you, anon! I hate you SO much, that I hope you'd die!

>> No.13654855
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13654855

"I got stuck in a wall, can you go around and push me out?" - Seiga Niang Niang

>> No.13655246
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13655246

>>13627038

That's a naice edit of my image, dude.

I'm gonna steal that shiet.

Bang, that pic's mine now.

>> No.13655553
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13655553

>>13627038

"I'm really glad that so many handsome men on the internet idolize and masturbate to me!"

>> No.13657182

Tis funky future hand

>> No.13657331 [DELETED] 

Apickwlcpiqkcpskrpaicjanpxjwozja xp gained

>> No.13657360

Zaa Wurm izhk mhynm

>> No.13657553

I am of the British yogmilk

>> No.13661669 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.13661678

>>13654855
source?

>> No.13664907

Teacher said it started topic

>> No.13664992

Its legigamit migimit scimmenery rimerny poop

>> No.13665196

Post something a anon character would never say

>> No.13665398

A spoonful of de papa a spoonful of de mamma

>> No.13665408

>>13655553
"Sex? With you!? You're joking! Well... Okay, I'll let you use my pussy, ze! (Wait till that girl hears! That'll put her in her place.)"

>> No.13665423

Did someone said fish

>> No.13665456

Is dis topic

>> No.13665948

>>13654855
>only one hole at a time
disappointed as fuck

>> No.13666070

>>13665948
who u qut?

>> No.13666106 [DELETED] 

"Belgium"

>> No.13666117

"Skinny jeans are the best!"

>> No.13667311
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>>13666070
Why so newfag?

>> No.13669199

Oh no ho go my end

>> No.13669205

>>13667311
Why are you?
The "who are you quoting" catchphrase originated from here way before it was considered a "meme", way before you were born you fugging kiddo I'll break you.

>> No.13669215

>>13669205
The "who are you quoting" shit was a meme from the day retards from IRC started forcing it on the board.

>> No.13669256

Who who the who eh who who

>> No.13669322

>>13637513
¿hooqut?

>> No.13669361

Wqaht wit inde butt

>> No.13669448

What are plugs for

>> No.13669528

Ish shomboby wachi shamalon

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>>13669205
>This isn't me quoting anyone,It's a fucking implication

"This is what quoting looks like"

"Who are you quoting" is a meme that started on the IRC and is used by newfags trying to be funny. I'll ask again.

>Why so newfag?

>> No.13670783

>>13637513
xDDDDDDD LOLLLLL

>> No.13670863

>>13654855
What is this called. When girls get stuck in walls.

>> No.13673119

Well well well ja-cough cough

>> No.13673135

>>13627072
I love you

>> No.13673146

My toes fee cold

>> No.13673177 [DELETED] 

>>13673146
Wear socks.
-Chinpo-san

>> No.13673201

Whatcha gonna do with all dat boo'd smell food for

>> No.13680947 [DELETED] 
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"I lovwww the fewww of dirty anon dick"

>> No.13680962

>>13670090
>>13669215
Even if you post it twice, it's still bullshit.

>> No.13681124 [DELETED] 

>>13680947
Me on the left

>> No.13681845

>>13637513
h*cka epic post dude

>> No.13681988

>>13680947
Nope.

>> No.13682005 [DELETED] 

>>13680947
me on the right

>> No.13682134 [DELETED] 
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>>13680962
Doesn't know what green-text is,Doesn't know how to IP check.... NEWFAG.

>> No.13684212

"I don't understand why people dislike youkai so much. They're actually pretty nice once you get to know them" - Reimu Hakurei

>> No.13689295

>>13655246
>I'm gonna steal that shiet.
That doesn't sound very naice of you.

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