Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

I'll love you forever!

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[Anonymous No.]

Ayyy, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the mods/jannies!
They haven't entirely forsaken us yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614924
Best Love.
What an awful thread that was.

[Anonymous No.]

Why. Why couldn't you just let it die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614916
>>13614922
I love my Onee-san though, but I also love my Jinko! They're both big girls, and I'm happy to serve them like a good otouto/boyfriend should. Can't there be a way to get them to get along?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna cuddle a lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614925
RIP last thread. you will NOT be missed.

[Anonymous No.]

We back? Good.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon playing games

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614925
It was better to delete it than napalm bomb it.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats_ are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to huddle together with my Alp waifu and Succubi daughterus together on a stormy night and say "And that, kids, is why you don't make threads early!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614937
>That Vulva
>Those soft thighs.
>Those breasts

I'll dive in and never come up for air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614942
I want to cuddle together with Chubby Alp Senpai as we see an Older couple walk by, as I ask her what she thinks about having daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

First for cute mofu!
Wanna touch it.
Gonna touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614934
This door design is discriminatory. I intent to sue this establishment on behalf of wurm-chan for failure to provide equal access.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614940
Manticore is best cat girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614945
There is no way that tail is real.

[Anonymous No.]

it had to be done honestly, no amount of deleting could have repaired that

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one that filters Chubby Alp Senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614945
That fox is packing one big fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614951
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614930
So the context for this is your thugdere oni onee-san who dotes on you, her darling bookworm brother, finds out your dating a jinko from the rival gang?

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>>13614951
How would anyone that filters it see your post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614948
Didn't you know? Foxgirls pad their tails instead of their bras. Don't tell her I told you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614948
What if she has 9 of them and just bunches them together to pretend to be younger?
Or maybe its a weave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614951
Did that filter your own post? And why don't you like Alps that are your superior and slightly overweight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614951
No, he's an annoying cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night everyone.
Give your daughteru headpats and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614949
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614951
I don't filter it, I just skip those posts. It's not like they piss me off or anything, they're just overused. They fade into the background for me, like tailpussy posts back when that was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614957
Stupid tail extensions. She overdid it though, you can definitely see it's fake.
>>13614958
This I could see.
>>13614963
But my dragon daughteru has the stomach flu.

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>>13614945
Them shiny skintight shorts though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614964
Check archive, it's pretty obvious.

>>13614963
But giving her headpats is what causes the burning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614964
/jp/ natives getting riled up by monster girls.

at least a hundred posts of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614967
Those are spats. Lots more out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614966
>But my dragon daughteru has the stomach flu.
Then she just needs MORE headpats. Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614966
Give her a head pat, it'll make her feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614951
I'd gleefully give that anon a blanket party. With pool balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614967
Those are spats you uneducated swine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614973
But that just makes her queasy. And you don't want to be around when her dinner comes up. Metal bucket didn't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614943
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614969
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614969
I saw a few of those shitposts in other /jp/ threads earlier too, I think we just got so many because we're the biggest target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614977
Here we go again!

[Anonymous No.]

“Let’s see here…Miyazaki Rei,” the girl stood nervously at attention. She didn’t like these pressure cooker kind of situations. It was grating at her being, especially since her superior had his chair facing her. She couldn’t even see him! His expression or anything, “graduated top of her class, excellent marks, mhmm, mhmm…this is all good, on paper, but Miyazaki-kun.”

At the sound of her name the girl accidentally stuttered, “H-Hai?”

“There is a difference between simulation and reality. No matter how many times you practice, the real thing always will feel different,” she was told, “I’ve received reports of men and women dying from not being unable to adapt to that change. Some traumatized for life. The world of a Busou Tantei is much crueler than a dog eat dog world. It’s a world of hatred and despair…There is nothing to stop you from falling from grace and nothing that keeps the ‘dogs’ from attacking you. In short, nothing is guaranteed.”

“And…” her superior swiveled around to face her, “not even that pretty face can save you from anything, anyone’s wrath. There will be people that hate you. There will be people you kill. And…there, possibly, will be a person that will kill you. Knowing all that, would you still agree?”

Amber red eyes met with her officer’s as she answered, “With all due respect, sir. I was aware of the dangers and cruelty the Busou Tantei had to offer. Even in training I realized, I was diving feet first into hell. But…sir, if there is a chance I can do something worthwhile here, I’ll take it. If I can sentence criminals before they can do wrong again…Prevent them from ruining a person’s fortune, catch them before perverting a daughter or son, or…end them before they can take another person’s loved one…I will gladly take this step.”

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“That’s the kind of answer I’d like to hear…” he thought aloud as he read through the last of her profile. He stopped at the final question: Why would you want be become a Busou Tantei?

Her answer, written in neat kanji and hiragana, said, To provide solace for all victims of criminals’ misdeeds.

The man continued, “As for you pairing, you shall be replacing a member of Izanami. The remaining member already has your file and she’s to meet you promptly.”

“Ah, thank you for this opportunity,” Rei thanked as she bowed to her superior. He quipped, “So polite…I wonder how long that will last…”

“What was that, sir?”

“Nothing. I was saying, Mikoto-kun should be here soon. She will show to where and who you two may all work with from time to time.”

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>>13614977

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>>13614977

[Anonymous No.]

Ikari looks at the file she had been given blandly as the taxi zooms through traffic to the Busou Tantei base. She was smart, Ikari could give her that having blasted through all the classes with perfect marks something Ikari had never done. She really was a sort of special case in this faction, thinking back on how the job was usurped from her father. Back then Ikari was already thought of as a kind of executioner for her brutal sentencing and ability to always find the truth. Many called Ikari inhuman because of 100% success rate at mysteries and it was that popularity that easily slid her into the ranks of the newly formed Busou Tantei without having to go through the formalities of training.

She closed the file glad that she at least was being paired with a girl that was competent and not some brain dead man. Ikari's mind flashes to a memory of the last christmas where things were so awkward that Ikari forcibly removed herself from the setting. The girl her parents had grown was long gone, swallowed by the void of mystery and also...by the machinations of the person that betrayed her. The day that Ikari would face that man...would be the day she would decide if she existed or not, but until then, she would live as a half-human, a super detective without the ability to truly feel or be among normal humans. But that was a complicated mess that Ikari didn't want to think about right now, right now all she wanted to focus on was her work with the Butei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614987
>>13614988
Please stop wasting images

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614987
>First person that uses my OC.
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

The taxi driver comes to a stop a few steps away from the security checkpoint. Even now Ikari barely played by the rules, having her own taxi take her instead of the commute the base provided to get all detectives to their job on time. She checked in on foot and made her way through the crowd of people rushing about to begin their routine until she makes it to the building with her assigned superior.

Ikari makes her entrance then guessing already what they had been talking about.

"I was only a little late. Hey Miyazaki Rei, you want your file back? I don't need it anymore."

Ikari wasn't some kind of crazy mad intellectual rapist that assumed the whole world played into her hand and was actually capable of courtesy, but she also knew quite well how to bend them to her will, something she did not plan to do to Rei unless things didn't go well.

[Anonymous No.]

The natives are really butthurt tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614994
They're just jealous that their threads aren't popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614994
Their favorite idol must've gotten married or something.

[Anonymous No.]

The new recruit of Izanami jumped at the sudden appearance of a new voice. She turned at the mention of her name and met the face of, who she assumed was, her newest partner. She was taught how to work with people in her class. She made many acquaintances this way though she knew none would be her permenant one.

When Rei actually noticed, her partner was pretty. She was the epitome of a traditional ideal Japanese woman. HOwever, this didn't hinder the girl's ability to know how to respect her officer and even fellow man...well, woman.

"My file? Ah, well I don't need it," she managed to say then realized she didn't know the lady's name, "Eeto..."

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Her hand lightly hit the file of Rei before she let it drop from her hand and fall onto the desk the supervisor sat at. She then pulls up a chair and sits next to Rei while facing the superior as he proceeds to scold Ikari. The whole time Ikari didn't introduce herself at all but rather assumed that Rei would put it together by the supervisors outburst.

"It seems like every week there is always some little violation you make that have to scold you about Ikari. This is a place of professionalism, I don't care if you don't use the morning convoy as most don't but at least have the decency to show up on time! H-hey!"

Ikari had taken that time to grab at another closed file and open it up.

"An E-Ranked criminal huh? To show Rei the ropes?"

"Eh...erm..Yes. He goes by the alias of Mad Spades. Spades knows nothing of the way of mystery and hes left quite a trial at his last murder scene where- I guess you'll just see."

Ikari's eyes slide over to the supervisor mysteriously

"You can't sugar-coat an E-rank to me sir. This is just another man who has created the third-rate world we now live in. He'll be down within the hour."

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Rei listened as her superior scolded her partner about her preferences in transport or being a 'loose cannon'. She pieced that her new teammate's name was Mikoto Ikari. The recruit had heard of the name before, as it was well-known amongst those in the academy. The record was legendary, something everyone wanted to outdo. But, of course, this was far from Rei's amibtions so she didn't pay much attention to it. She heard as they talked about her first assignment.

E-ranked. Mad Spades. Last murder scene.

Those three phrases were the main ones she honed in on for her own internal reasoning. E-ranked. Most of these for petty crimes--what were formerly misdemeanors. This also meant they were fresh on the criminal scene...so Rei was slightly confused on this person already making a name for themselves but stashed that away for the time being.

But what stuck most was 'last murder scene'. This was a murderer and stuck more than once. Their crimes already affecting more than one person. Even it was a 'small fry', taking lives...wasn't forgivable.

"So can we go now?" Rei appeared ready to leave but didn't abandon her polit demenor as she bowed to her higher up, "Thank you for this opportunity, sir."

"Opportunity she tells me..." the man said, seemingly shaking his head in disbelief.

[Anonymous No.]

Uuuhh... well, I edited my shit so it doesn't read like garbage someone slogged together at extremely late hours at night.

http://pastebin.com/Q54Hm8YG

Hopefully you all won't have to wade through stupid typos and repeating sentences that didn't get edited out.

I wanted to write, but it looks like today we're in full shitstorm mode, so I don't think now's really the time.

Anyway, comments, criticism, just want to call me a faggot, all good.

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"Yes, lets go~ If you'll excuse me sir."

Ikari nodded at the superior and then took her exit from the tent back into the compound. The crowd in the base was slowly dying out as everyone was getting their contracts for the day like Ikari and Rei had just done. She couldn't have been more bored with the task at hand already and with glazed eyes she looked over to Rei.

"So...where is your car?"

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>>13614969
They do anything to distract themselves from the fact that they're not nips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615006
>today we're in full shitstorm mode
Not really shitstorm so much as being "raided" by a handful of butthurt /jp/ natives.
And at this point it seems to be just one guy.

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"It's in the garage," Rei replied. Ikari was already ahead of her, heading for the elevator. Rei gave yet another bow to the superior before going to catch up to her new partner. As the elevator descended she fished out her keys from her pocket. Their shoes clacked on the concrete to the underground parking lot as they entered. She pushed the unlock to find where it was hidden. She slid into the driver's seat of her silver Subaru R2.

"Eeto, Mikoto-san..."

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>>13615009
Being a nip would suck. 12 hour work days, forced to drink with work buddies after, no time for family, wife would probably cheat on you with a construction worker, my dick would be puny, and the legal prostitutes would squeal like dolphins while I pork them without putting it in.

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>>13614945
While I am a fan of mofu, kero deserves more love. so does rusalka :<

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615016
Frog Girls are lewd.

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>>13615016
Kero is good to. I'd let an Akaname stick her tongue down my throat.

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She was silent as they made their way to the car garage, Ikari's eyes already looking like they were off in another world only to be brought back down to reality when she heard her name sheepishly called out from her partner. Ikari had already slid in easily to the passengers side of the car leaning back as though she was completely relaxed.

"Hm? What is it? And you can just call me Ikari if you can. I'm not a fan of all those formalities. I'll probably just call you Rei unless you do something special alright?"

She smirked at this but her eyes continued to drift out the window instead of to her partner.

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>>13615014
Hey man, don't shake the box.

[Anonymous No.]

In a story, how much of a character should the male be for your enjoyment? Focus being cute stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615016
took me a second to realize that was a tongue

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"Ah...hai...then Ikari-san," Rei corrected as she checked through the mirrors and such with her car. The car hummed steadily when she started it, "Where do we begin our investigation of this criminal...eeto....Mad Spades...?"

It wasn't that she was inept at investigation, Rei simply had intended to take her partner--taicho, really--'s lead in order to a get a feel of the Butei's style. That and she was a recruit, wet behind the ears, so taking such charge seemed almost arrogant. Though she hoped she hadn't come off as absolutely clueless...

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Her eyes slid over to view Rei again as she drove with a glare that just screamed "is this girl serious?"

"So thats your angle then is it? I wondered what kind of person you would be outside of the file of the perfect grade kid but I think a tale like yours is one I can read. You'll appear shy and standoffish like this until you do something cool that will warrant respect so you'll blossom into a beautiful flower of confidence~"

She said the last part with a bit of mocking hostility as her eyes were glued to the brilliant blue sky above them, Ikari's eyes seemed to almost have a strange blue mist pooling around them. Ikari sighed, she had read this story a thousand times, she knew she could sometimes be brutal with other humans but it was just because there was nothing interesting in the world unless someone stirred the pot to create something.

"Thats fine I guess, but when you get to that moment where you do something cool Im going to recite this moment and you're going to feel really dumb."

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>>13615010
Kind of reminds me of snoop-anon. I wonder what happened to that guy?

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Rei slowed as the light turned red. She didn’t glance over at her partner, instead checking her path. Behind, left, right, ahead. Her red-amber eyes appeared only focused on the task at hand yet she said, “Perceive that way if you wish, Ikari-san.”

“You aren’t exactly wrong as I am a shy and standoffish person,” the Butei admitted. The light shifted to green. She settled into a stead pace before she continued, “And without doubt will I be happy when have proven myself as a Butei…however, I am disappointed that I come off as such a shallow person to you, who I am supposed to be working with. But, I suppose that is based off your observations of people and who I am fits a certain type.”

She rounded a corner, observing a person speeding by, trying to get past faster than she could turn. Rei allowed them to pass before resuming her drive, “And just so I don’t shatter that perception you hold, I’ll achieve that moment. And when you repeat this time, I’ll laugh stupidly and say, ‘oh you remember that, Ikari-san? I didn’t know you could feel nostalgia. You didn’t come off as that type of person. Guess even you can be surprising, aibou’.”

With that Rei had parked her car, and stepped out. Anyone that had heard those words, would’ve thought Rei was being sarcastic in her wording. Sure, it hurt with the first impression she left so there was a tone of vexation, as people tended to get when toes were stepped on, but her words were sincere. Rei wore her mind on her sleeve. It was the reason why people either could trust her or believed she was crude.

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>>13615023
Whatever you want man. You're the writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615023
I take anything that isn't a giant wuss with the common sense of a tomato.

That's probably not relevant when it comes to "cute stuff"...

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However, that was not the silver-haired woman’s concern. It was why she was here. Her job. Her goal. Since Ikari gave no destination, Rei decided on a place. They were in a lower middle class district. Crime was moderate in the area, meaning the presence of Butei was not uncommon to the area. The house they parked before was the scene of the--Rei shuddered at the thought--latest victim.

She tied her hair back as she went under the yellow ‘do not cross’ tape. While she carefully crossed the porch steps, she drew up her face mask over her mouth and nose. Rei opened the door with ease, “Forced entry from shape of the door and its frame.”

There was a chalk outline for where the body had been when it was discovered. It was across the floor roughly 10 feet from the door. There was a trail of blood, “The initial wound wasn’t large…however then near where the body is…”

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>>13615031
He probably pulled off the impossible and overdosed on marijuana, he practically drowned himself in the stuff after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Her daze seemed to be destroyed like the bursting of a bubble with Rei's counter-analysis. Ikari's eyes, wide open look over to Rei, her teeth grinding together as you can hear the sound of a defeated little girl that slowly evolved into an extremely amused fit of laughter escape from her mouth.

"Tchhh gghrrrrrhhh!!...khe...khehe......hehehahahahahaha!"

There was a bit of pain in her laugh as she realized that the way Rei had trapped Ikari was under the presumption that she was a heartless detective. And while her rep had built her out to look that way, she was still able to do those things...Or at least she wanted to believe so. But Ikari could tell that Rei was just defending herself from Ikari's initial attack, and welcomed it whole-heatedly.

"I think I'm going to like you Miyazaki Rei! My last partner was such dead weight when he first came out of the academy and every time I tested him like this he only proved how hopelessly third rate he was. However this is only the beginning, I'm going to test you several more times so that you'll become an ace detective like me! hehehahaa..."

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>>13615023
>how much of a character
That's kind of vague.

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>>13615023
I don't write cute stuff when I write, and men being cute isn't something I think most people here would appreciate or pick up on either, so it'd be a pretty moot attempt.

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>>13615038
But anon, thou art meant to smoke it everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

"But now im never going to compliment you when you do something so you don't throw it in my face"[/color] She adds quietly to the side with a slight pout.

Eventually the car had finally made it to a stop.

"Where are we?"

Feeling a bit like a rookie herself Ikari tagged along behind as they entered the crude building up the point where the yellow caution tape clued her in as to what they were doing. This was probably the most recent murder to date in Tokyo, and with the manner of Mad Spades killing there was a very good chance that there was a link to the culprit in this scene.

Rei made a bee line for the body while Ikari began to survey the location. The trail of blood left behind the victim made its way to a table 10 feet inside of the house, where a pile of cards were left behind, or rather, there were two piles. The method of murder was the same, the culprit challenges the victim to a game of luck in which the person that draws the more spaded cards is the victor. So far Mad Spades has won every time and killed the loser for their bad luck. Ikari's immediate guess was that the game was rigged in some way to achieve the illusion of luck but up until now she had never had time to observe the deck of cards.

Her hands went down for the deck and she skimmed through them briefly not seeing a single spaded card...She wasn't truly that unlucky was she...? Where were they? It was then that Ikari realized the missing cards and the method of murder were the same they were probably all down his throat or something...

"You see anything?" Ikari calls out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615016
Ribbit-butt.

[Anonymous No.]

“The fatal wounds were puncture marks along with a slit…at the throat. However…the slit doesn’t even look like it was killing blow…It seems a bit shallow…” Rei deduced as she crouched down, the long coat of her uniform brushing against the ground. She examined the slit mark closer. The deceased didn’t even seem to have been dead from blood loss, she thought. The woman responded as she noticed what was jammed in the wound, “Cards?”

“I suppose this is part of the reason this guy is called ‘Mad Spades’,” Rei mused to herself, rather than her partner. She readjusted the contacts on her eyes. It was standard for Butei. They transmitted information seen when it was activated. Normally it was used for confirming identities of criminals and pulling up info on corpses. The intel division normally handled those matters so she would get them within a few minutes, “How are things on your end?”’

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>>13615047
Don't you mean Ribbutt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615047
Unfff latex...

[Anonymous No.]

Meow Meow Motherfucker

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>>13615045
But Anon, I am too poor to afford the ingredients for the holy blazing ritual, and I often forget to perform it on the holy time of 4:20 p.m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615054
Yes yes, we already heard about it last thread.
Do you have anything that's new or actually interesting to share?

[Anonymous No.]

“The fatal wounds were puncture marks along with a slit…at the throat. However…the slit doesn’t even look like it was killing blow…It seems a bit shallow…” Rei deduced as she crouched down, the long coat of her uniform brushing against the ground. She examined the slit mark closer. The deceased didn’t even seem to have been dead from blood loss, she thought. The woman responded as she noticed what was jammed in the wound, “Cards?”

“I suppose this is part of the reason this guy is called ‘Mad Spades’,” Rei mused to herself, rather than her partner. She readjusted the contacts on her eyes. It was standard for Butei. They transmitted information seen when it was activated. Normally it was used for confirming identities of criminals and pulling up info on corpses. The intel division normally handled those matters so she would get them within a few minutes, “How are things on your end?”’

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>>13615041
Just want to know how much effort I should put into his personality, backstory, etc.
>>13615044
He won't be cute himself, it'll be the MGs providing that.

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"Its just as I guessed..."

Ikari didn't even have to look after hearing what Rei had said. This was a scene from the Mad Spades serial murders, of that, there was no doubt. The only question now is how did he get away after dealing the murder. Ikari would begin to narrow down the possibilities with his escape method as her goal. She moved to the side of Rei to begin the theory

"So he barged his way into the place and probably held the guy up, I bet he has some kind of complex about luck and made the deal that if he won Mad Spades card game he would live...Clearly he did not. How long has this body been here?"

Ikari calls out to the others that had set up the caution tape, this was a recent crime scene for sure, but how recent? A few minutes? an hour?

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>>13615055
Literally heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615047
Alien Queen

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Rei once again came in closer to the corpse. Her eyes couldn't see what she needed from what he was wearing. The woman tightened her glove as she lifted the victim's shirt. She then frowned.

"I agree with that scenario," Rei responded, "However, discovery is fairly 'late'. This body is in livor mortis...this guy's been dead for at least two hours and hasn't been moved."

The Butei thought aloud, "But to get away quietly enough to allow even this amount of time to elaspe before investigators arrive..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615061
>personality, backstory, etc
He needs to have a consistent personality but beyond that depends on the story.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna have a deep conversation with a slime then we hold hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615061
>Just want to know how much effort I should put into his personality, backstory, etc.
How deep of a rabbit hole do you want to throw yourself into?
Take the time to think up and write out a basic idea of how you want your story to progress and then write the characters accordingly, changing or altering different scenes if they need to be because of certain characters.
It really doesn't matter who a character is or what they are as an individual if they're just going to be around for a few paragraphs.

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A speculative hand rose to her chin as Ikari contemplated all the clues she had. None of them pointed to where this guy was now but she was famous for finding the culprits off of vague and round-about reasoning. It was what had made her such a famous detective for she was never wrong when she accused a party--even when she had no evidence to back it up.

"So...just what is the heart of this tale...?"

Ikari says more to herself than anyone else as a strange blue accumulates around her eyes. This was a mystery that that was far deeper than any criminal the Butei would run into, for..it ran along the heart of all tales itself. The easy answer would be to assume that Ikari was magical and in truth...she would rather have that definition than what this truly was.

"The answer is in the name...isn't it...? Mad spades is a gambler, a risk taker, and so far he has been successful. It hasn't been because the deck was stacked but because...He made a closed room murder."

She didn't even blink when the gun was pressed against her head. There he was, far older than both Ikari and Rei, Mad spades stood behind Ikari with a gun pointed at her head, his hat obscured his eyes but nothing could hide his deranged smile.

"So you Butei dogs finally figured me out huh? I guess it can't be helped...However now...we are going to play a game."

The people that had been out keeping the crime under surveillance turned around with their guns pointed at Rei and Ikari as well. Spies for Mad Dog.

[Anonymous No.]

And now we're being spammed by, what, fanfiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615006
Why are monsters so shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615075
Yeah, it's one guy who's been doing it since the start of the thread, just ignore him and hide his posts or report him, he'll go back to crying about not being Japanese eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615075
they are getting deleted, Jan has awoken

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615075
I don't know. I'm curious myself, but I don't care enough to read any of the posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615075
Based janitors!

[Anonymous No.]

Closed room, huh? Rei wasn’t a foreigner to the concept. However it had been long since she had dealt with it. At least since middle school…She prevented a moment of nostalgia before it could happen.

Rei couldn’t help but frown at the situation. To end up within the belly of the beast so early, the woman didn’t expect it. She wasn’t upset more than assessing her and Ikari’s situation. Mad Spades had them surrounded so pulling out her gun would’ve been a waste.

She kept her cool while staring down each individual barrel pointed towards them. Mad Spades said, "So you Butei dogs finally figured me out huh? I guess it can't be helped...However now...we are going to play a game."

“A game? And let me guess, we win, we live?” Rei asked.

[Anonymous No.]

"You guessed it."

Mad Spades nods and the two goons go to work. The first one works on shutting and locking the door as well as the windows while the second one forcibly removes the guns from both Ikari and Rei's inventory. Meanwhile Mad Spades sets the table for the game of luck. In a closed room like this Mad Spades can seem as lucky as he wants when the truth cannot leave the walls.

Mad Spades then gracefully gestures over to the seat across from him for Rei to take. Ikari then speaks up

"Well? Isn't this the part where you tell us how hopeless this situation is and why you are doing this? I know you're just dying to have our sympathy..."

Ikari rolls her eyes and then looks to Mad Spades for an answer. He folds his hands across his mouth and then utters

"I would if I were some comic book villain but I am not. But lets just say...I'm not a fan of the ROT act being passed and leave it at that."

Mad Spades begins to shuffle the deck before Rei showing an impressive form of shuffling that only master card dealers were capable of and then slams the deck down on the table before Rei. His eyes, deranged yet stoic peer deep into Rei pupils for answers.

"What is your name little girl...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615083
It's always nice to be reminded that the Janitors still feel obligated to pay attention to these threads, even if it's begrudgingly.

[Anonymous No.]

Having no choice, the woman was stripped of her guns. With the gesture of her captor, Rei sat at the table with a gait that matched a Yamato Nadeshiko. She watched the eyes of the killer as he countered Ikari‘s quip. Her eyes watched both Mad Spades and the deck as he shuffled the deck. She didn’t flinch as he slammed the cards onto the table. His full attention was on her spheres, probably trying to decode her as he asked her name.

In a professional tone, “I’m sure it’s rather irrelevant to you as it’s merely another tally for your ‘victims list’. A more fascinating question would be inquiring about where you got your skills. Such adroit handling of cards surely couldn’t be merely a hobby. No, hands like those that moves swiftly and stealthy to both cover where cards fall and without shifting to be heard. Surely you were some kind of casino dealer, right Mad Spades-san? Or possibly a magician?”

Her speech pattern sounded like a child asking an adult a rather obvious question. However her tone gave off the intensity of an interrogator that was ready to shake down a stubborn accused. Rei said all this without an ounce of her previously timid self, “Especially since you decided to try false shuffles to hide the spades in your desired location. And it may be a shot in the dark but then you simply use that adept skill to produce this ‘akuma no un’ (Devil’s Luck). But correct me if I‘m wrong at any point, Mad Spades-san.”

[Anonymous No.]

“Of course,” Rei responded as she took the deck in her hands. Initially her hands fumbled about with the cards. Some threatened to fall out or refuse to slide in. She appeared pathetic, like a child that was still learning to shuffle. However, as she continued, her shuffling became more adroit. It seemed like blending of the playing cards. Fshh…the cards moved how she willed.

She already found how he hid his ideal cards within the deck. At first she thought to completely skew the cards within the deck. It would be a true test of luck for both of them. However, Rei knew her own luck. It wasn’t particularly good. So she dug into the skill she learned. Cheating with cards…were simply a more advanced form of card tricks.

Rei performed a hindu shuffle, deftly weaving her own illusion of luck. The teenager then sealed it with her running cuts on the table. She then settled the deck onto the table, “By luck,…? Is that what you call it? Then it seems we both have enough luck to escape death at least once. Let’s see who has enough to make it out again. Shall we, Mad Spades-san?”

[Anonymous No.]

Mad Spades blinked a bit, suddenly realizing that she was actually quite skilled in shuffling cards herself. A bead of sweat rolling down his head when he put 2 and 2 together that he was porbably going to be screwed in this hand...there was only one chance!

"Ah ah ah~ I said cut the cards not shuffle them again, here I'll take care of it detective-chan."

He picks up the deck and splits it into three piles and then rearranges the piles in a different order than they originally were but what the trained eye needed to see was the way in which he had performed his trick, for he had easily grabbed out the ace of spades from the deck and bumped it up in the order of the deck so that it would be the third card drawn. Was there a spades card as the first or second card to draw? Ikari hadn't seen...

"I'll go first..."

Mad Spades hand goes for the deck, he draws a Queen of Hearts.

"tch, ah well, you're move."

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a gyaru p'orc?

[Anonymous No.]

Rei honestly hoped he hadn't noticed that however reshuffling was the only way the Butei believed it would be fair. She ignored the honorfic that he added to her title as her attention was on his cut.

She watched as Mad Spades had switched up the cards again. Honestly, it mixed to where it would've been anyone's game. At least Rei thought until she noticed him slip a card that would be third. He insisted on going first...so that would his next card.

Mad Spades drew the Queen of Hearts before gesturing it was her turn. Rei put her hand over the deck before she took a breath. She pulled back, looking as she pulled it towards herself, "Ace of Spades."

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever this is it's giving me a better opinion of my own writing at least.

[Anonymous No.]

"W-W-what!? Thats impossible! How!?"

A wicked smile crawls onto Ikari's face as Mad Spades luck blows up in his face. She then directs that malice at her two captors, never having been in actual danger she tackles the one to her right onto the ground and then slams her foot into his stomach, and just as the other began to react Ikari pulled out her side arm, a small but powerful magnum and points it directly at your face

"Busted kehehehehehe..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615101
Do they wear sunglasses and lots of gold jewelry and abuse the hell out of tanning beds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615101
>crispy
I'm imagining her as having a bad sunburn and smelling like bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

Taking Ikari's movement as a signal, the detective leapt onto the table. Quickly, Rei closed the distance between herself and Mad Spades. Pulling a knife from within her sleeve, she put the blade to his throat. The incline in his chair put Rei at an advantage to kill him if he tried to escape.

Rei repeated, "Ace of Spades. Or Swords in divination stands for seeing through the deceptions...and exposing it. Yare, yare it seems that this card wasn't the key to Butei's destruction but your own undoing."

Her scanner contacts could clearly see the facial features of the murderer. It went through the identification and confirmed his being as Mad Spades. With this confirmation, they were allowed to do their sentencing, "Mad Spades. You are have been charged with 3 counts of first-degree murder and 1 count of attemptive murder. Do you have any last words before you receive your verdict?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615101
>>13615106
I want to be her slave and earn my headpats from her!

[Anonymous No.]

"Someone as third-rate as him doesn't deserve last words Rei! Just end that idiot!"

Ikari turned her attention at his two assailants blasting the first one clear in the face and then without even flinching or moving pointing her gun at the guy below her foot and pulled the trigger on him as well, leaving a fine spray of blood all over the room.

Justice.

All the while Mad Spades looked like he was in another world, muttering to himself and wondering just how on earth Rei was able to get the Ace of Spades on her second draw when he had put it at the third draw of the deck. Clearly life meant nothing to him until this problem was figured out as he had resigned from even cursing Rei's name as he was about to die.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite Ikari's words, the rookie did not listen. She wanted to be as fair as possible with her sentencing. However, when her accused said nothing, she knew that he would remain devoid until the end.

For a moment Rei felt a twinge of empathy for the man. He wanted revenge for those that killed his companions. Had he been a normal man..she might've reached to him. But...he wasn't. He was a killer, stealing the lives, the futures of others. However Rei also resolved not everyone could be content and if she couldn't overcome this trial...she might as well quit while she was ahead.

The woman told herself, like she had when she was in training, she would not--could not--back down. With that she said, "I judged that you are guilty and your sentence is death."

With the final word, she slit his throat. Blood sprayed on her clothes, face, and hair as the man fell back, dead before he hit the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

A small sigh escaped her lips as Minori Miwasawa paced around the office. A slight frown followed her sigh. They were supossed to get going already, what was keeping them waiting?

With a cup of coffee in one hand and a medium thick ebony cane in the other, the young woman would simply give up and stop near the front entry way. If she was there when her partner returned then at least that way she'd be easy to spot. Still..

"I wonder what kind of day today will be like eh Tatsu?" she whispered softly to herself with a small smile. She'd finish the rest of her drink before sloppily tossing the paper cup over towards the trashcan, not even bothering to see if she missed or not.

Despite the hasty manner of hers, the moment one would talk to Minori she'd respond with a classic actor's smile. Life was like a whole big stage now wasn't it? You've have to act a certain part if you wanted more in the future. Detective work was no different.

[Anonymous No.]

"Yeah, yeah, I'll listen to the rest of you nagging later," Sibella called back to her superior before she shut the door. Sometimes she swore the old man nagged her more than anyone else. However...Sibella knew that wasn't true. That was Ikari's position.


Her gray eyes checked about the vicinity for her partner. When Sibella couldn't see her, the woman started heading towards the break room. Because if the Butei knew Minori, she'd be off getting some kind of caffiene. Sure enough exiting the room was her partner.

"There you are," Sibella said, "We have our next case. Fairly simple, a Rank E criminal."

[Anonymous No.]

Minori glanced over once hearing her partner's voice. It was about time they ran into each other, though she would refrain from any snide remarks while her partner spoke. Once Sibella finished, Minori gave a frown showing her discontent.

"A simple Rank E guy? I don't see why they need the both of us if they're so keen on assigning us to such easy cases.."

With a small sigh, she'd tighten her grip and make her way closer towoards Sibella. Their boss wasn't going easy on them because of the cane was he? If there was anything Minori hated it was sympathy, still when most are told the story behind her limp, it was all she'd recieve.

If anyone deserved the compassion and sympathy she'd recieve, it'd be Tatsu.

She needed to shake such thoughts away though, no use tripping over the past. With that in mind, Minori's peircing brown eyes returned towards her partner.

"So what did the poor bastard do anyways?"

[Anonymous No.]

Minori glanced over once hearing her partner's voice. It was about time they ran into each other, though she would refrain from any snide remarks while her partner spoke. Once Sibella finished, Minori gave a frown showing her discontent.

"A simple Rank E guy? I don't see why they need the both of us if they're so keen on assigning us to such easy cases.."

With a small sigh, she'd tighten her grip and make her way closer towoards Sibella. Their boss wasn't going easy on them because of the cane was he? If there was anything Minori hated it was sympathy, still when most are told the story behind her limp, it was all she'd recieve.

If anyone deserved the compassion and sympathy she'd recieve, it'd be Tatsu.

She needed to shake such thoughts away though, no use tripping over the past. With that in mind, Minori's peircing brown eyes returned towards her partner.

"So what did the poor bastard do anyways?"

[Anonymous No.]

Cool janitors deserve a cool pic, have a spider girl.

[Anonymous No.]

"I wouldn't exactly be taking pity on that bastard. He's charged with multiple counts of kidnapping," Sibella reported, "The only recorded account of his victims are 5, all high schoolers. However, off the record, the number's much higher."

As she delineated all the details, Sibella noticed the body language of her partner. Like the Butei, Minori also didn't like the difficulty of the cases they received. Her eyes shifted from the papers of the mission files to her partner leaning on her cane.

She never blamed Minori for her disability. In all honesty, Sibella found that people that have been hurt so severely are the strongest. The woman worked with a man blind in one eye yet earned a reputation of the best fighter of his class. He said so that no one could look down on him. Though Sibella didn't normally voice it, she could tell the same determination was within her companion.

That's why she voiced, "But...this may be the ultimate opportunity for us. So that we can say good bye to these small fry cases."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615047
You are anon by day a neet but at night a super hero. fighting against the demon queen and her monster girls


http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=superheronameorg

Fifth name generated is your hero alias. What's your quirk?

[Anonymous No.]

A suspicious glare came about Ikari as she looked to the one she had just shot. As his body began to fall over Ikari's hand nervously leapt at his chest where she assumed the device would be and sure enough...

clunk

Ikari pulled off a small locket type amulet with a K on the front. When she opened it she immediately spotted the audio recorder and insignia of that man...

"Tch...Rei we may have a pro-"

Looking back to Rei she could see that this was Rei's first kill on the field. She placed the locket in her pocket and then slowly made her way over to her. Ikari's hand raised up, twitching slightly as though extending comfort was something she wasn't good at and then placed it on her shoulder. The girl's pure white image had now been stained in red, had that affected Rei? It had gotten to Ikari on her first kill....

"Your...going to be alright?"

[Anonymous No.]

"Is that so? Heh.. all were female correct?" Minori's tone was it's usual, calm but slightly uncaring self. Of course she cared about the case, but with how sickening this world was, she wouldn't act shocked or afraid over this new culprit of there's.

She glanced over and saw her partner look over at the cane for a short second, but respected Sibella enough not to let it bother her. Luckily her partner still let her act indepent and like a normal human being. The last son of a bitch was quite the opposite, worrying that something happened to the brunette if she so left the person's site.

It wasn't until Minori wacked the moron upside the head with her cane that they finally allowed her a change in partners, and so far she held no regrets over the matter. If anything, she'd simply nod in return to her partner's final comment.

"That'd be nice, let's go catch the guy and see for ourselves then." With that said, she'd turn and walk towards the exit. That's where she assumed they'd head towards first, but Minori wasn't really sure. Still, she'd pretend she was, the woman was a bit stubborn that way.

[Anonymous No.]

The Butei couldn't help but smirk at the enthusiasm of her partner as she headed out. Sibella strolled to catch up to her. Outside were one of the observation vans, whose doors opened as the detectives exited. Two of the intel members that were going to be working with the duo, bowed and tried to help Minori in.

Sibella cringed for them as her partner made it clear....their help was not necessary. They were driving to the scene, with Minori and Sibella to themselves since the two intel thought it best to give a little bit of space.

"The thing about this guy though..." Sibella said, "...his victims aren't just females. The victims are both males and females within high school. They're all students that are considered to be exceptionally beautiful or handsome."

Sibell swiveled in her car to face her partner, "This is only a stroke of intuition...but I think I'm right about it. The characteristics of victims and...another piece of evidence points that it could be apart of an infamous trafficking ring. If we can help disrupt that ring....there's no way that boss'll keep us on these easy ones."

[Anonymous No.]

After it being over a year since the incident, Minori still hated the site of any kind of car. It was something however that she'd have to stomach, especially if she planned on sucessfully existing in this day and age. Still, when the two approached the vehicle she'd give in to her anger.

"Go away I'm fine!" She snapped as the two men approached her. They acted as if she was some kind of old woman, hell, even if she were an old bat Minori was self sufficient enough to walk to a car! Not afraid to hold back, she'd swing her cane towards their heads. After missing a blow to his face, one of the men, followed by the other finally back off.

"Ugh, people!" The woman would mutter before making it into the vehicle with her partner. She listened keenly, letting her mind train off in questions and thoughts over the matter.

"By trafficking you mean sex traffic?" Both genders though.. and they were the pretty brats. This definitely would become an interesting case, hell, it already was one.

Sibella's comment on the benefits of cracking the case left a big grin one the brunette's face. Her partner was right, if this was able to set off some sort of chain reaction from something small to something big, well, surely the reward would be as such as well, right? Still, there had to be something they were missing. This all seemed too easy.

"Were there any links between the kidnapper and any of his victims or were they all sporatic?"

[Anonymous No.]

Simulation was far too flattering compared to reality. They were mockeries of the true being of what she had to do. It could not capture how warm...how alive the blood was. No practice could duplicate the expression of a dying man's face. Of the vitality leaving their eyes.

The sight of her first kill was 'beautiful' by the standard that she was to execute her thoughts and dealings with the criminal. However, Rei couldn't have seen anything more ugly. Revulsion washed over her, threatening to make her sick.

A hand was placed on her shoulder and words of concern. The woman said nothing as her red-tipped fingers closed the eyes of her killer, May you have learned from this life...but take nothing from it...

"I...I am fine, Ikari-san," Rei responded, "but you were saying something...?"

[Anonymous No.]

"That's where the investigation would hit a snag, aibou (partner)," Sibella admitted as she spun around in her chair to the computer. The woman searched into the data surrounding the cases. Finally the screen pulled up a map of the city. On it were points with red dots, that had had a little flag telling the the victims name, age, with a picture.

Sibella admitted, "Judging by the locations it all appears to random. That's probably why this is only being treated as some crazy john doe that has a teenage fetish. However, I feel there's some pattern but it's just not so obvious...."

The woman turned to her partner, "You see something off about it...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Fifth Name
>Carapace Web
...I'm a Spider Boy?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to read fanfiction with Chubby Alp Senpai, as we cuddle together by a fire!

[Anonymous No.]

Ikari who had always appeared confident in her stature faltered as Rei went back to what Ikari had been saying earlier, her eyes unable to even meet Rei's she instead stared at the dead body.

"Well...Its a really long and complicated story but...There may be a chance that I...do not exist. ...Strange huh?"

She winced at the memory of her old days as the All Seeing Detective of Fate. How she could resolve crimes with only a fraction of the investigation needed by normal detectives. When she had been betrayed by her partner she had done something she regretted as well as been chased out by said partner.

"I'd rather not explain here though."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
Electric Priest

I shoot lightning from my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Chitin Charmer
So I'm some Bug slut?

[Anonymous No.]

She watched her partner as she hadn't met her gaze. Instead Ikari looked at her kill. Was it that sloppy? Or perhaps the woman had been too merciful in her partner's eyes? She didn't know but seemed compelled to look back down into where Mad Spade's slowly decaying body lie.

It was silent until Ikari suddenly made a declaration. The statement caught Rei off-guard so that she could not disguise the expression of confusion that graced her face. She didn't understand. Ikari was standing before her, wasn't she? She could feel the pulse going through her...

However, the woman said this wasn't the place, so Rei would no pursue it, "Okay....then....but I guess this is....case closed....?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Conjurer Plastique
So I can spawn high explosives?
My god, I'm Kimbley.

[Anonymous No.]

Ikari perks up a bit when Rei goes back to Mad Spades

"What this loser? Yeah case closed, he admitted to being Mad Spades and then bet his story on the draw of the cards. I'll just make a call to HQ to get someone out here to get the body and document it. I'll be right back."

Ikari steps outside of the room to pull out her company phone and began to go through the usual process of informing the chief that Mad Spades was down and that they could come get their prize. All the while her mind was focused on what she had truly uncovered here. She had never told anyone much about her past and to give Rei this much meant that already she really did trust her. But could she really drop all this on Rei too...? Maybe it would be better to just do this alone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>cat burner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Emerald Cleaver
oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Minori would remain silent as her partner spoke, the wheels in her brain already turning with each new bit of information given. Surely a pattern would be sensible, otherwise this creep was just an opportunist. Though if sporadic, that would play as a tougher way to find him, especially with such an impredictable strike point.

Raising her hand to her chin, the girl would hum in thought. She nodded to her partner's question as her eyes wandered towards the outside window.

Turning, she looked back at Sibella and her computer. "Do you have the information of the students, perhaps they may share another similarity that could play into this. Race, Religion, anything small might be enough to help us find a closer link towards this guy's taste in kid"

[Anonymous No.]

Rei watched as her partner walked out before her eyes fully surveyed the scene. Going over to the accomplices, she put her guns back in their holsters. It was just like the mystery novels she had been read when she was younger. A room locked and filled with corpses. Th first question was the simplest and nt exactly one that needed explanation. Who dunnit? The killer known as Mad Spades along with his associates.

Then was the second question: How dunnit? The modus operandi wasn't one particularly hard. It was a stab wound to cripple the victim. To cut off their escape. Then it was a slit across the neck where cards were stuffed. The combined blood loss and aphyxiation killed him. What a brutal...sadist way to murder.

Finally, why dunnit? Mad Spades wanted the attention, not from someone of the victim's family nor the infamy of villainy. However, he wanted their attention, a Butei's attention.

However, it was over. The blood on her was proof. Her red-amber eyes passed a reflective piece of decor that showed the smear of red. She wanted to clean it off...the case was solved so it should be fine, right?

Rei noticed Ikari and didn't want to bother her so she went further into the house to find the bathroom upstairs. She flicked the lights on with her elbow, so not the mar the room any more than she had to. The woman did the same with the faucet. Rei let the blood wash down the drain as she cleansed it from her skin though she knew it could never wash away the weight of what she had done.

As Rei looked back up to a mirror. but in the reflection she noticed a shadow scurry past the door. She drew her gun and stealthy went in the direction of the shadow. It led to an office. However, there was nothing in sight and no sign of a disturbance. Rei lowered her gun, believing it to be her imagination. She headed back down to Ikari, not seeing the wind waft the cutrains up.

[Anonymous No.]

"Well, I started to look into other things," Sibella answered as she messed with the keyboards again. The map disappeared. Small windows popped up in rapid succession. Each belonged to one of the victims, "There's nothing particular about their appearance as they possesed different colored hair and eyes. Most are Shinto but that's a given for those living in Japan. None attended the same high school. Some extracirruculars matched with some but not one that links all of them."


All this Sibella listed off, "...Although...I thought that normally traffickers would go for the weak, insecure, or clueless. You know like those that are poor or tourists. The only strange thing is that they aren't the typical idea of a kidnapping."

[Anonymous No.]

As Sibella spoke, Minori would reach her pocket for her pack of gum. Still listening all the while, she'd open it and plop one of the little strips of caffeine into her mouth. Sometimes carrying coffee everywhere was too much of a hassle, luckily there was a brand that provided a gum alternative. And being the caffeine junky she was, Minori would take full advantage of such a thing.

"Hm...." the woman hummed, as she crossed her arms and leaned further back into her seat. "So you think that this might be like a certain archetype our kidnapper's going through?" She recalled a case where a man focused on young girls with a talent of singing, perhaps if they found a hobby similar to that it could be a break for them.

"If, they each share a similar talent, perhaps that can be what makes them suiting for the captor's or even a specific customer's tastes.."

Or, perhaps all these victims did meet once before, like at a summer camp or something. But with the similarity in their social standings, perhaps such a theory would be a bit farfetch'd. Still, the woman would perk her ears towards Sibella's last statement. Holding out the gum, to offer her partner some, the woman would then ask,

"How were they kidnapped exactly?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Faunaburn
I have the ability to trigger spontaneous combustion in any living organism.

Wait, are you absolutely certain I'm not the villain?

[Anonymous No.]

Ikari closed her phone with the call being succesfully set up. Even now the sounds of ambulance sirens could be heard as the Butei deployed the clean up squad for the dead bodies. Ikari remembered a time where it would have been much harder to exterminate a third-rate criminal like this guy back before the Butei existed, now all they had to do was shoot the losers that got in the way.

However this system was also very dangerous for it would only take one slip up for the people to begin thinking that the Butei were not justice but murderers. There also had to be more people like Mad Spades out there that harbored malcontent for the Butei already...was it perhaps too late?

Ikari pushed the thought to the side, no matter what happens she would live, there would always be a need for detectives as long as there were people willing to do evil so it didn't matter what organization name she went under to make that happen.

Ikari returns to Rei and speaks up.

"The ambulance is on its way to clean up the blood and bodies, you ready to go? I could use a dri~nk"

[Anonymous No.]

Rei glanced back as if wondering if the shadow was merely a trick of the light. She came back to attention when she noticed Ikari wasn't talking on her cell phone anymore. Her partner mentioned the clean up, "Ah...hai...!"


"But...a drink...? We have time for that?" the girl wondered aloud.

[Anonymous No.]

Sibella gratefully took a stick. She was unwrapping the gum ash explained, "It's possible for them to have a certain hobby, though records would probably not have them. We'd have to asked their families or friends ourselves about that. That might be a pain to accomplish though."

The Butei popped the piece in as she went on, "As for how each of these guys were abducted...seems a bit fishy. It's been reported that each of the victims were out but seemed to be sick. Our guy then swooped in pretending to be a relative that came to check on them and swept them away."

"Now that sounds screwy."

[Anonymous No.]

"You just killed a guy I don't think anyone can tell us to do anything right now."

Ikari usually liked to take breaks in between cases as she help the hope that if she waited an actual interesting case would fall on her lap instead of the trash the butei throws on her. It was a waste of talent really especially with her new partner but then again Ikari supposed Rei should at least be weened into this world of blood instead of bring thrown right in.

In any case this was as good of an excuse as any to get away from work for a second and give some more clues on Rei's character. She didn't want to involve just anyone in her past life coming to haunt her so she had to make sure she was actually worth Ikari's time. So far she had passed but Ikari wondered if she was still too green for such an advanced case, what she was dealing with was something that was out of even the Butei's hands.

"You drive though, Now that I think about it we could get something to eat too, I haven't done that yet."

[Anonymous No.]

/monster/ makes better content than this shit. Stop shitting up /jp/ with these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Rei nodded her partner's attitude about taking a break. The Butei fished her out her pockets and clicking on the unlock before opening the door, "You haven't eaten today, Ikari-san? That's not good for you. They say breakfast is important, moreso because we might be doing things like this often."

Her tone came off as motherly. It was that maternal instinct that she excelled in when she first started out. Her instructors had considered that her nature was more compatible for counseling and consoling for victims or conducting interviews with civilians in intel.

Many people were baffled--even with her reason--why she would pursue being a Butei. They said she too pretty a face or too sweet a demeanor. To that, she offered no answer. She merely stated it was her goal and that she wanted to be competent at it.

Rei awaited for her partner to enter before starting it, "Eeto...is there a particular place you were thinking, Ikari-san?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615199
Fuck you I'm enjoying this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>hornet auger
i apparently hate bees enough to assault them with a drill

[Anonymous No.]

Ikari flustered up for a moment opening her mouth to make some kind of retort but choked on her own words and then closed her eyes and smiled as Rei began to lightly scold her for not eating. When she had had parents to scold her like this she just disregarded their advice branding them as being below the great detective Ikari, feeling a tinge of regret for pushing them away to the point that now she was basically all alone. Oh and the whole not existing thing. But she was a detective of fate...how could she ever comprehend something so small as the bond between child and parent...?

"I guess I just haven't seen much reason to worry too much about myself you know? Just roll with whatever happens and hope for the best..."

She climbed into the car then and peered out the window again as Rei began to drive off. Rei inquired where they wanted to go, to which Ikari would answer with

"Anywhere is fine really, Its not like I want a feast or anything, just stop at that Chinese place over there."

Ikari had pointed out a local Chinese Restaurant that had been open for quite some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615205
That's terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615199
Cry more though.

[Anonymous No.]

'True true,' Minori thought to herself as she simply nodded to her partner's statements. Perhaps it was too soon in the game to focus on a motive, Sibella's continuation in her facts seemed to be even further proof of such.

Minori sank into her seat while tapping her forehead with the end of her cane. With each tap came a new train of though as she let the ideas and possibilities manifest within her mind. The tapping stopped however with Sibella's final statement.

"Came to the schools?"

That would already pose a whole new scenario for the duo. For one, surely they'd have nurses or someone as a witness, two, the sign out sheets, they could probably find something on there, and three, their culprit needed to know the basic information of the ill students, and to know that the students were ill in order to succeed in such a feat.

"What game is this guy playin.."

[Anonymous No.]

Can't they just ban they guy? Is he evading ban?

[Anonymous No.]

"That's what we've been sent to find out," Sibella responded, "But, the difficulty will be immense with this lack of connection. And...it's best if this is resolved before the media start getting on our case for the lack of resolution. Ah.....just the thought of those vultures gives me a headache."

Sibella hated the criminals she had to chase. They were low lifes that needed to be dealt with immediately. After all, unless the Butei did their jobs, these walking convicts would've overrun the law by now. The civilians would've been stood no chance.

However, the woman also hated dealing with the media. To Butei they were no different from paparazzi for celebrities. They were the first to want to cover extreme cases that Butei had yet to resolve. They were there to denounce their jobs....yet first to appease the populace when they succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615214
Complain about the /jp/ natives more first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615217

>Is he evading ban?

His posts have been deleted multiple times, but he's still going. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615221
Why would I do that? I think the natives are fine people.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY
DO
IT
FOR
YOU.[spoiler/]

[Anonymous No.]

"That's just an unnecessary gamble," Rei voiced, "Even if we are gambling our lives with this job, we shouldn't have to risk it when there's no reasoning behind it. And if you won't look after yourself.........I will."

If Rei's words were written on paper, it would have sounded like a threat. However, she intended it to be a gesture of concern for her co-worker. Although, she seemed to also seemed to be playing at Ikari's independent attitude. A person like the detective would've at least cringed at the (albeit reluctant) thought of assistance. When Ikari mentioned a local Chinese restaurant, her red-amber eyes glanced to where she was referring to.

"Hai," Rei responded to her partner's request. She carefully pulled in, grateful for the unusual tiem they were entering. There was still time before the lunch rush began so the restaurant appeared deserted. The notable exception were waiters and waitresses trying to sate their boredom with other tasks. Upon their entry, an angry foreign cry directed to the employees was heard from behind the kitchen doors. Workers hopped from their positions and tended to their posts as a young woman came to her podium. With a thick accent she asked, "Only two?"

Rei nodded as the woman gathered the materials before showing the Butei to their table. Nearly as soon as the duo were ushered to their seats, a waiter popped up, chiming, "Something to drink while you make up your minds?"

"Ah, any hot tea is fine," Rei told him.

[Anonymous No.]

Indeed the media were like mere vermin in the detective world. Nothing but a bunch of low leveled opportunists apathetic towards any sort of morality if it meant getting what they wanted. "If any find us I'll give them something to report about." The woman simply answered as she waved her cane in the air.

Minori was never above using her weapon outside of work. She'd gotten multiple charges and even a few refferels for such recklessness but it never bothered her too greatly.

"What do you propose we start with though?"

Bringing her can back down to the appropriate level, Minori let her brown eyes wander over towards her partner. This was definitely a case where they'd have to find the major clues quickly. With how this guy seemed to work his crimes it was only a matter of time before he'd try going for another victim.

[Anonymous No.]

.......I will.

Ikari remained quiet until the man asked for something to drink, deep in thought over something very close to what little heart she had left.

"hm? Oh can I just get a coke?"

The man nodded and walked off leaving the two alone in the quiet restaurant. Ikari was still as quiet as ever a bit at a loss for words at how to describe this. She really had brought up the idea of eating here because she was going to undergo the case of her life and wanted to see if Rei was able to go with her. Ikari had realized as she had been around Mad Spades that it wasn't luck that had saved him from being arrested but rather, that he had become a tool for Ishiguro's use. Yes...that man from so long ago was tracking her again most likely to finish the job he started.

Much like how it was before, Ishiguro had probably abused the red and blue truth to find a loophole for Mad Spades to exist as a post-mortem message, and when Ikari went to find a receiver to see if Ishiguro was listening in...she had found one.

Ikari went in for that same question one last time, to clear away anything that may be in Rei or Ikari's heart that could warrant suspicion. What was Rei fighting for...?

"So, that went pretty well all things aside. We walked into a trap for sure but we both played it off pretty cool I think. I'm tempted to ask how you got that Ace of Spades on the second draw but I think I have the answer.

You drew the third card instead of the second right? With a clever hand like yours I wouldn't put it past you to make it look like you drew one card but then grabbed another."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Fusion conjurer
Clearly I can fuse any two things together. This seems really overpowered, without even going into nuclear fusion territory.
I'll just make money by creating custom chimaera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Frigid Wolf
A wolf themed cryomancer? Sounds pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

Rei couldn't help but be slightly nervous by the silence of her partner. Ikari muttered no word after the white-haired girl's declaration. Starting to think that she scared or estranged her new partner, Rei prepared to refine her earlier words when Ikari commented about the ordeal that was Rei's first mission.

When Ikari inquired about how Rei accomplished her slight of hand, she was silent for a moment. It was obvious she hadn't drawn her original card but weaved the illusion of picking up the necessary card Mad Spades mentioned. But the how she done so caused her to say,

"Gomen nasai, but I'm under oath to not tell you. It's a magician's secret that, as one's assistant, I can't say how to solve that."

[Anonymous No.]

The woman gave a slight nod in the direction of the waiter as he finished pouring her tea and reminded them of his eventual return. As Ikari sipped from her bubbling soda, Rei blew on the cup for a moment before she lifted it her lips. The way she held her tea was reminescent of a hostess of a traditional chanyo, or Tea Ceremony.

Warmth flooded her senses as she drank. It reminded her of the splatter that had been on her overcoat and face. The tea had heat, vitality like the blood had been. She gently placed the cup back down as Ikari pretended she was firing. Yet another reminder of her first on the field.

Then the topic took as turn from the subject of her first kill to Rei herself. She couldn't tell if Ikari was sincerely impressed or simply testing her new partner once more. Rei decided to test the waters too. To see more about her partner, "My past influenced my decision, Ikari-san, isn't that how it worked for both of us? Anyone who is a Butei?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Forgery Fist

I punch things?

[Anonymous No.]

"Now that's a real headscratcher," Sibella admitted. She sighed as she reclined once more, "There's a lot of ways that this investigation could go, unfortunately too many that our mystery kidnapper could get away with 2 maybe 3 more before we even get a solid lead. However....there's another option."

She glanced over to ensure her partner was listening in and that those drivers weren't engrossed in their conversation. Most Butei were too prideful to ask for help--Sibella normally being one of those people--even when their ability has shown to be inept at this field in comparison to someone else. However, this was one place Sibella would admit a person's talent if they managed to prove their apititude.


The woman crossed her legs, "Recently there were graduates from all fields of Butei training and most are assigned a mentor. Yet, there's a graduate that already has helped on the fields so thus has a workplace to himself. He's a bit weird but definitely a genius at deducing the way criminals work. I think I might have to call on him."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615271
You forge weapons.

With your fists.

[Anonymous No.]

Speculative eyes meet her glass as Ikari contemplates Rei's response. She swirls the drink around with a palm pressed against her cheek as she speaks.

"I guess so, but with a description like that you could justify that you only breathe because you were taught to in the past, not that it was something inherent you know...?"

It was an interesting topic actually if you thought about it. The semantics behind instinct versus reasoning. Say for example a child learns how to make their bed incorrectly. They spend day after day doing the activity wrong and always suffer being uncomfortable in the bed because of it. But then one day, the kid decides to do something different, maybe its because hes fed up with the state of the bed or perhaps by accident and turns out to like. Did he come up with this idea by sheer luck? instinct? or a third more mystical thought process which can only be described as Meta? In other words, did the boy know how to do it all along in the back of his head and was just ignoring the messages? Would that mean that humans as a species are implanted with the set principle on keeping something like a 'bed' organized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615272
why?

[Anonymous No.]

When you tear open the small things people do day to day to see why they do it in such a way you can make very keen observations when peering into that mystical third layer of reasoning. At least, that was how Ikari viewed it. So when Rei said that her actions could be influenced by the past, to a person like Ikari who could see the meta, she wondered if perhaps her motive to carry on was even more deeper than Rei herself realized. Or perhaps that it was an ideal not necessarily important to the flow of the story. Of course that could be over-analyzing and it could just be something Rei didn't want to get into, but with a case like the one Ikari was going to be getting into, every clue presented from the meta would be imperative to her success.

The waiter comes back, a notepad in his hand, hes ready to take their order. Ikari hadn't given it too much thought so she points to some obscure rice dish on the menu to get him out of her hair so she could deal with breaking the news to Rei. She wasn't sure what it was but for some reason...out of all the people Rei seemed like one worth trusting

[Anonymous No.]

The >>13615134
>Chemical Phase
Great, I'm some sort of Oomukade venom junkie.

[Anonymous No.]

Minori's ears seemed to perk as Sibella first brought up her alternative solution. Her partner alwasy did come up with rather interesting ideas, definitely the more creative of the two. Glancing over to show that her interest was grabbed, Minori would continue to lazily chew on her gum.

So find another Butei to help them? Seemed a little strange, but nonetheless she trusted Sibella's judgement. Her partner usually knew what she was talking about so Minori had little reason to actually doubt her.

Asking others for help wasn't a vice of Minori's but if it meant helping to prevent another kidnapping she was willing to do anything.

"Heh, seems interesting enough. Though.. what exactly do you mean by weird?"

After working in this specific field, Minori knew too well that there was a vast range of what "weird" could imply.

[Anonymous No.]

"He's not that type of 'weird', Minori," Sibella tired to assure her partner. She had worked with the guy a few times. And she hasn't heard of any type of harrassment, sexual or otherwise, towards other females of Butei. But, of course, she wasn't companions with him, "Or at least I believe not..."

Sibella shook her head for delving too far into the places that should, rightfully, remain 'unknown'. She answered, "Well, I say he's weird because he chose his current position rather abruptly. Also because his knowledge in the fields is a bit....robotic. Like he list off the weapons, psyche traits in our culprits, and such like he's reading a grocery list. It's a quality I find strange....that and the fact he sounds so upbeat all the time. You'd think analysts would be gloomy people and all that."

[Anonymous No.]

"You've heard of genetic memory, haven't you, Ikari-san? It was an interesting subject in psychology class," Rei mused, seemingly going off topic, "By that theory, all we know is just that: taught. It was encyrpted into our DNA by ancestors that have discovered a useful trait by trial and error before it's passed on to the offspring to ensure survival. By that logic, yes, we could say that breathing is not inherent but learned from the 'intelligent' ancestors that figured that out."

Since Rei and Ikari were speaking the entirety of the time the waiter allowed for the women. She barely glanced at the menu but already knew what she wanted. Without looking towards the waiter, she gestured towards Mapo Doufu. Sensing the aura the two were giving up, the worker gave no further questioning as he disappeared into the back.

"However, I like to believe that we all learn on our own and come into this world to fill our 'slates' with experiences. For I think, it's the experiences that truly shape us into our being. Like a parent bringing fragments of their profession home and enthralling their child with glimpses into the 'adult world'. Or the hardening of a heart because of the memory of a painful past," the Butei said this without the slightest alteration in her speech. Rei even hinted at the implications she thoerized about her partner without a switch in expression.

[Anonymous No.]

"Genetic Memory huh...?"

Her finger taps lightly on the table as Rei explains further. There were a few things in the world that rubbed Ikari the wrong way, and the idea of genetic memory was one of them. Not that she hated Rei for bringing it up but from the things she had experienced the concept seemed like a stab in the heart. Especially since it had that nasty cop-out answer of "dormant memory" it really could explain a lot of human nature very easily.

But if it was that easy, than Ikari would not be in the situation she was in now.

Her eyes would glance up as Rei then switched to her own personal opinion blinking in slow realization as she connected what Rei was saying with her own life. Quietly, she muttered

"If it was that easy...I would be allowed to exist then."

Her eyes shut tight and she rubbed at her temples a bit. It was time to let Rei in on all of her past, it was time she knew the "truth."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615274
What if we combine this guy >>13615271 with this guy >>13615258?

[Anonymous No.]

"With truth, answers can be found in several ways. Observing the genetics, the science, as we've stated, Inductive and Deductive reasoning, to get clues from around us and use logic to turn them into fact. And the final one...the one that lets you peer past Neitzsche Tabula Rasa's and logic based upon past logic. This absolute reasoningIs the face of meta reasoning."

Her words at the end would flow from her mouth and scroll by the both of them as red and blue words.

The Red Truth is absolute law.

The Blue Truth is subjective to reasoning.

The Ikari Mikoto you know is not the original. The original does not exist.

It is possible for the girl in front of you to not even be real

"And the person that did this to me...Is back."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615300
Like some duo? One forges weapons by punching things and the other can fuse those weapons to the guy's fists so that he can punch people with swords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134

>Bomb Vibe

I am the greatest villain MGC has ever known. No lonely girl's comfort toys are safe.

[Anonymous No.]

Minori didn't look all that concerned when reassured by Sibella but that didn't mean she wasn't acknowledging what was being said. Instead it was quite the contrary. In a way, with how she described the man Minori couldn't help but find such an obscure nature to be rather interesting. Smirking the woman would comment,

"So a genius who's gift has made him an outcast?" It sounded a bit tragic, though it wasn't the first time she heard of something like that. It was a common phenomenon actually, one where one's gift made them stand out to the point of never really being able to fully blend in with society.

It could leave people isolated and estranged to the common world, it really was a tragic reality.

"Even if he's a wacko, let's just get going, I'm beginning to grow a bit restless." She added, not intending to come across as rude as she probably did. Minori just wanted to get the kidnapper behind bars before another teen fell victim to his trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615303
Precisely!
>>13615304
You fiend! Come Forgery Fist! There is evil afoot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615271
You sound like the Kingpin, some brilliant crimelord that can still beat people to a pulp.

[Anonymous No.]

Sibella nodded in agreement as she nudged the back of the passenger seat to the gave. The 'navigator', looked back to the two Butei. Though the person gave the face of dutiful servant to the law, the detective could easily see through the paper thin facade. They didn't want to be bothered, especially when Minori nearly beat them with her cane. However, being the type of Butei she was, Sibella ignored the clear annoyance and rattle off an address. Before the navigator finished punching in the numbers and letters, the dark-haired Butei warned to travel quickly. Her gray eyes then gave a sideward glance to her partner, as if giving a silent threat to the navigator.

He spun around so fast, Sibella could've swore he nearly ripped his neck off. She covered a snicker as the woman stretched with her arms laced together. Within minutes both Butei felt the van slow to a halt. Opening the door, Sibella recognized the pristine building as one of the branches of the Butei. This one was dedicated to the forensics done for the agents on the field. And this was where they would find their 'lead-maker'.

Sibella walked at her normal pace around the building, the laboratories seemingly transparent with glass. It honestly made the detective think the scientists and experts appear like speciment themselves. Ironic. She didn't look back to ensure Minori was following--the woman was a big girl, she could figure out how to find the office if she got lost. She weaved about the facility with eyes on her. After all, Butei were only in the vicinity if they needed something. And she found that something within a 'corner' of the area. Unlike all the other labs, this one seemed like an actual office, with most of the windows drawn.

Sibella opened the door, "Hope I'm not intruding, Kesil, but was looking for some help."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Bird Emperor
I AM THE SKY

[Anonymous No.]

As she spoke, Rei noticed something. It may have been the way she tapped her fingers or the slightly movement in the eyes. Etiher way, the detective noticed her partner wasn't pleased. Although, she could applaud the woman for enduring it, Rei stopped so she could hear the explanation from Ikari herself.

At first it was barely audible yet she heard about Ikari mentioning her existence. While this could've been seen through any science, Rei believed what Ikari referred to transcended those studies. It was something she was well-versed in so the petite woman did the norm for herself: listen.

As Ikari rattled off the methods of discovering truth, Rei patiently watched the near trance-like state her companion was in. The first two were the basis of science. The final part, however, captured Rei's attention. The combination of red and blue kanji and hiragana weaved between the two as her partner alternated between the truths.

After her last statement, Rei remained silent for a moment. She switched her poise as she held her cup unusually--by her fingers grasping around the rim--and resting the back of her hands at her head. Escaping from her lips was a sound so weak, it was practically inaudible, "Ah, this is nostalgic...really so. Yappari....Kyahaha..."

She then placed her cup down, as if signaling the end of the brief soliloquy, "So desu. Then am I wrong to assume that you intend to pursue him...?"

[Anonymous No.]

During Sibella's silent conversation Minori simply sat there, arms crossed, with an irritated if almost angry face. Of course, she really wasn't angry but after catching the man's gaze she thought she might as well play along. Clearly it seemed to work as Sibella managed to convince him to drive faster with it.

It was times like this that the two made a rather good pair. Having one to play along to your plans definitely made it easier at least and when one wasn't leading rest assured going along would be their second duty.

Perhaps she should've growled to add onto the effect.

Still, there was a moment of concern hidden within the woman as the speed of the vehicle quickened. It wasn't anything to do with the driver she just... never felt safe in cars, especially when so fast. However they'd soon reach their destination and the concern would easily be dismissed. They had bigger things on their plates anyways.

Following Sibella, Minori would keep a quiet, but observant demeanor as they'd make their way through the building. Cane still at hand, she stayed close behind her partner's feet. Despite not being a fan of directions, the brunette at least knew how to follow behind another.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be her otouto, /mg/?
Although, accepting means you may die being experimented on...
But then again, you might not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615319
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
I got Feather Baron. I guess I have harpy minions or something?

[Anonymous No.]

"Ah, I was going to go over some evidence for this C-rank murder case but seeing as you're willing to come in personally, I'm guessing this'll be more interesting?" the male asked as he turned to the Butei. Although he was only a recent graduate, Kesil already received many requests for his deductions. Normally people barging in would rejected as his work load already exceeded his expectations. However, upon seeing a familiar face from his undergraduate experiences, the guy was willing to put the work aside

"While it's not murder, we have a string of disappearances that might be tied into a ring," Sibella reported to him.

"So desu ka? It must be a blast for you to be investigating."

[Anonymous No.]

All conflict in Tamriel is either caused by daedra or those fucking elves. Why are elves so nefarious?

[Anonymous No.]

Ikari nodded and reached into her pocket to get the communicator she had found on the scene.

"While you were dealing with Mad Spades I found this on one of his goons. I bet anything he set the whole thing up so he could find out what I was doing and begin building a case against it."

Quickly, Ikari downs the soda as though it were smooth liquor and then hits the cup down on the table with some force.

"This is something that is a part of my past, Something that is going to follow me until it is resolved. Thats why I kept asking about your resolve...Rei, I don't want you to get caught up in all this and end up like me. My detective instincts tell me you have a good head on your shoulders, you can still go back to the Butei and probably become an even more renown detective than me, But I...I am going to have to leave their company for a while."

As she speaks up she still keeps a strong expression on her face, but her eyes would occasionally fall to the floor when she met Rei's eyes. Like a dying man facing the reaper, Ikari was prepared to face her inner demons, the last bits of her past that she destroyed herself. She begins to raise from the table after that,

"Anyway, that kind of made things a bit heavy and melodramatic so I'll leave you now, Perhaps we'll meet again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615323
>>13615313
Are we going to get a whole bird nation here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615326
Because they're supposed to be slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

"Machinasai (Wait)" A hand was put on Ikari's as she started motioning to leave. Though she hadn't said it in a harsh way, Rei emitted seriousness as she said the words. She then gave the small smile that would've make her seem like a saint, "...It's a bit unfair to leave before getting the answer, don't you think, Ikari-san?"

Letting that smile melt into one more melancholic and more akin to the Butei, Rei looked down. Her eyes lie on the reflection within the dark mirror within her cup, "...I'm not very good when it comes to picking up on intentions people have for me. I also am not very good at vocalizing things about myself so please forgive any apathy I might have given off."

"Please allow me the opportunity to be more direct in my words," she gestured for the woman to sit once more. Rei admitted, "Ikari-san, I don't want you go on by yourself. It is a feeling and only a feeling, but I sense that you're involved in something dangerous. And I wouldn't want to see you in pain or worse from whatever or whomever it is. It is that thought that makes me have the resolve to be a Butei."

She let her amber-red eyes met those of her partner's to see the genuine expression much like a child attempting to be brave, "...Ikari-san reminds me of a friend I had when I was younger...he was my reason for being a Butei. If it can be helped...if it were even just one life, I'd like to help someone. And I already made me decision it would be Ikari-san that I would help."

Rei then flushed as if she had said something embarrassing, "Eeto...I said it didn't I? If no one would look out for you, I would do it. I wasn't lying about what I said."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615330
But look what happened to the snow elves!

[Anonymous No.]

Minori held her tongue as they approached the new character in this mystery. He was surprisingly young, she'd honestly expected some crazy old bat or something along those lines. Then again, she always did have a rather broad imagination.

At first the woman simply hid behind her partner but having pride as both her greatest vice and her virtue, the brunette would easily change her mind. With that, she'd step over and stand beside Sibella. Not only for her own pride however, but to also show the support she'd hold in her partner, another sense of unspoken respect.

Still Minori would remain silent. With how casually the two detectives were interacting with one another it almost seemed rude to interrupt. With that, Minori would play to role of the simple observer, not that she really minded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615319
Of course I would.

[Anonymous No.]

Ikari's eyes squinted and she couldn't help but sigh lightly as she heard the wait from her partner. Ever since she had gotten in the car she had thought about this moment and predicted that if Rei had any sort of brain she would tell the girl she just met to stop before she tread down a path of self-destruction. She had known getting up and just walking away would only warrant a bit more pain and that expression on Rei's face and the tone in her serene words only cemented her doubts.

She cursed her brain for focusing so much on how to make their interaction not so third-rate that she ended up doing the opposite. Now it just felt like it was out of some manga where the "power of friendship" would prevail. She had wanted to appear tough and distant about this whole thing but Ikari had a feeling that by the end of this journey she wouldn't be alive, especially with the nature that the two had used the red and blue truths. Even if Rei wanted to help, what if she just got in the way? The kid was good but this wasn't battling guys with guns, this was a battle against creation itself. The timeline could resolve with neither of them even being born...Would she really risk all that just to help Ikari...?

Ishiguro had talked like that once...long before all this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615310
>Once all the adult toys are gone, you'll see.
>You'll see them for the uncontrollalble rape machines they really are.
>I will expose the fraud of a city for what it is, MONSTERS PLAYING HOUSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615326
All conflict in Midgard is either caused by Loki or those fucking ice giants. Why are Jötunn so nefarious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615319
I almost forgot how crazy she got for her nameless little brother in the show.
And then in the games, she says [YOU] look a lot like her brother, and just about falls in love with [YOU].
Confirmed for onee-san complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
It comes up in alphabetical order. Why you hatin' on S?
Anyway,
>Arachnotrap
I'm a mix of the Batman and Ghostbusters but geared out for spiders. I secretly maintain a wardrobe spun from my defeated foes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615349
>Arachnotrap
And my mind goes to .Less drawing a trap Ushi Oni/Arachne/Jourgomunmanderdanderpanderpalala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615353
SHSHHSSHHHHH!! Don't give him ideas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615006
your story is easily my fave, keep writing!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to grope a Shirohebi's boobies!

[Anonymous No.]

While we're sitting in the dead zone, what happened to so suddenly burn down the last thread?
I was under the impression that it was a bright young thing under 2k posts.

And to stay on topic...
>You post in this thread with the key of smuttification.
>Through it is another dimension. A dimension of Alps, a dimension of muscle. A dimension of mice.
>You're moving into a thread of both waifus and rapists, of longing and suffering.
>You've just crossed over into...The Midnight Zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615372
Spammers

[Anonymous No.]

Jan is going to need a broom re-bristling after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615369
I want to kiss the tip of her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen with Monstergirls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615392
>All of those annoying wolfgirls who don't know the meaning of "No means no."
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615397
>Death appearing at the worst of times when you're underleveled and removing those vile pawns to protect you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615392
As far as I'm concerned, she can keep my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615369
I want to squeeze a Shirohebi's butt cheeks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615397
Wolves hunt in packs, Arisen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615391
>>13615403
my niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615369
I want to massage a shirohebi's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Miia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615421
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615416
you're my nigga too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615421
She's a beta orbiter that lets other girls try to fuck her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615006
Husband imprinting and 'claiming' has to be the worst shit KC has associated with monster girls.

A load of things could go wrong using KC's sex-utopia logic if you tried to write a somewhat serious story that isn't a complete hug-box.

Pretty good so far. I want to know what happens as the zoo already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615422
>Dat Zangoose.
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615422
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615369
I want to pet a Shriohebi's head!

I want to hold a Shirohebi's hands!

I want to whisper lewd words into a Shirohebi's ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615435
I want a Shirohebi to whisper lewd words into my ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615435
I want to fuck a Shirohebi's Echidna mother's pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615429

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615429
>Zangoose pokemon hate Seviper and the rest of the snake pokemon
>Miia, however, loves Zangoose
>She finds them too fluffy and cute, and wanted one for herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615436
Yes anon I want this too.

>>13615440
An Echidna as your wife is fine too. They are all olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615436
>a Shirohebi will never do ASMR for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1jhnxdFj8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615440
I want to be coiled around by an ara ara Echidna and her possessive but dere dere Shirohebi daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

You can remake one music video with monster girls. Which do you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to twist and grind seductively on the roof of a muscle car in a Shirohebi music video!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
>music videos
Pleb tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615473
Tawny Kitaen pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
Lordi's Would You Love A Monsterman

Totally redone as Would You Love A Monstergirl Could you understand the beauty of the beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615452
>ASMR Hellhound.
>Pants in your ear and growls about how she's going to ravage you.
>Flames can be lightly heard in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615452
>>13615455
>>13615526
>All this ASMR talk like its the best thing ever
Do any of you even own a decent pair of headphones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615531
My good pair broke ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615531
I kinda do, but ASMR doesn't really do much for me. Or maybe my attention span is shit. Probably the second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615526
>ASMR creepy crawly
>Nervously whispers and stutters into your ear
Why can't this be a thing. Closest we have to monster girl asmr is that lewd zombie audio.
>>13615531
I wish, $20 headphones for me but they're comfy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
>>13615474

We're all plebs here, anon. No shame in liking MVs.
I'd probably want something boring like a Girl's Generation video with foxgirls.
But I the existence of real undead would make for a hell of a rendition of Thriller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615539
For me, pillow talk is a key part of intimacy, but sound by itself, especially from a stranger, isn't anything to get excited about.

Binaural recordings are interesting just from a technical point of view though. I've been looking for a good VST plugin. Creative Surround and Dolby Headphone are both too muddy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615543
*I think
The Bad Touch with Kakuen
Doctor Dick in live action

MGs would have such fun music videos. Or maybe not. They'd probably be all be so lewd as to make Destination Calabria look like it was scripted by a prude with a hijab fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615531
>tfw when planar magnetic master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615541
>ASMR creepy crawly
>all that tapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615543
Reanimator with a lich singer and full undead cast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htLpEDAXbqI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
Well alright. Something found by accident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhRmga8gsfU

Yep, rap and it sucks. It may not with monsters though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615531
I know nothing about headphones so i just read the /g/ wiki and got the ATH-M50s because they said it was good bang for your buck
>like its the best thing ever
Not the best thing ever, but depending on the video it's really relaxing, as long as there's not ear licking i usually like to go to sleep listening to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615556
Oh my. How would you do it though? Instead of James' face superimposed over everyone would it just be their natural smug grins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615571
>meme50's
They are really a pretty good entry midfi deal if you got them back when they were like $80 instead of after they jacked up the price to over double that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615576
Keep James, replace all the girls with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615577
>meme50
All I can think about is exceedingly lewd healthy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615579
This sounds like a horrifying Photoshop project waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo-QhoCdDEc
Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aw1WnNVcYw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
Girls on film

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbVxvITmwIc

This with Apsara or Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615577
I got them on sale for 60 bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615617
>Anubis in Skin-tight latex
This pleases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615101
Yes, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615622
What doesn't fucking please you, Anubisfucker? You could somehow be pleased by Anubi doing taxes in extremely modest clothing, or pleased by an Anubis in a plastic bubble getting embarrassed about getting out and touching someone for the first time in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615634
Not him but I'd actually enjoy that stuff too. But you know what would be even better?
A Wurm with bubble wrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615634
The first thing I'd enjoy because I come from a family of accountants, so I feel a sort of connection, seeing an Anubis like that.

The second thing I'd enjoy just because it's plain as fuck adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615622
What about anubis in the kind of outfits from taimanin yukikaze?
>>13615634
>You could somehow be pleased by Anubi doing taxes in extremely modest clothing
Well she'd be stressed after doing taxes, perfect opportunity for giving her hugs and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615551
>scuttling on a hardwood floor, creepily crawling ever closer
>she gets startled
>creepily crawls away in a hurry
This is cute, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615636
>Wurm bubble wrap
If only .Less was here.

>>13615639
Christ. Is there anything you wouldn't like short of flat out guro or ass to mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615647
I'm sure anubuttslut would like ass to mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615617
I'd rather see an Apsara in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Glue Chiller
My sides hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615647
>If only .Less was here.
More like Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615636

>Husband, bring me my amazing comfort blanket!
>pop pop pop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615654
I meant him. Don't know why I typed .Less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615647
Would anubisfucker poop back and forth forever with an anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615640
>What about anubis in the kind of outfits from taimanin yukikaze?
I like the way you think.
>perfect opportunity for giving her hugs and affection.
I continue to like the way you think.

>>13615647
>>13615650
Well he's not wrong. Long as everything was kept nice and well-maintained.

But yes, I don't like guro, NTR, inflation (Either with air or excess of food), or stuff involving ears. Nibbling and scratching along the outsides, that's fine, but the insides of ears are goddamn filthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615659
That's...just...wrong.

Seriously, just...what the flying fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615634

>Anubis air-guitaring like a madwoman alone in the bathroom, where no one will give her shit for it..
>Anubis at a hockey game, with Pharaoh beside her getting a little nervous about how violently into it her servant's getting.
>Anubis trying to hide how impatiently she's waiting for her stoic twin daughterus to go to their friend's house already so she can goof off and play vidya with her stepson all night without them knowing.

Secretly fun Anubis a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615665
How about tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615667
every time "flying fuck" is mentioned , i think of that remote controled toy helecopter that was just the word "Fuck"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615671
>flying fuck
>not mid air sex with a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615671
That was great.

>>13615670
What about them?

>>13615668
As a Canadian, the second appeals to me the greatest. Stinkin' no-good Oilers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615640
>taimanin yukikaze
This is not even a hypothetical for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615675
>What about them?
What's your stance on them? Do you like them? Hate them?
Find it weird when they go in far enough to start expanding the stomach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615681
I'd pop a tentacle potion, that's what I'll say on the matter.

>>13615679
This...this doesn't help with...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615675

And then we learned Anubis' secret shame...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXZLnMPiQ4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615647
>>13615655
Looks like I'm still a genius with my ideas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615683
Finish the video

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615699
I did. I just...don't know what to make of...any of it!

[Anonymous No.]

spooks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615706
Would you perform the sexual act described with an anubis, yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to milk a big tittied Wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615712
I'm going to go with no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615715
Even if she desperately begged you with tears in her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615720
I don't fucking know. This entire line of inquiry is so bizarre I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615713
Well, what's stopping you? Get to milking.
But in exchange she'll milk you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615679
>You will never join an MMORPG with your alcoholic Apophis homeroom teacher, completely unbeknownst to the both of you
>She will never fall in love with you over the internet, and eventually ask you to meet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615723
How can you say you love her if you can't even form a poop loop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615725
Thats no wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615727
Sensei deserves love too

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerdlings?

No Xcom Snaketits this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615731
I knew some variation on that line was coming I'm just surprised it took this long.

>>13615727
I don't recall the teacher in P3 having issues with alcohol...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615732
No, it's an Okuu. But still a monster and it was the first thing that sprang to mind with "Go ahead and massage my tits."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615725
It's actually easier to milk the waifu if she's milking you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615735
Succuthugs are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615737
Okay, she wasn't alcoholic, but she definitely got drunk a lot during their playtimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615735
Playing Skyrim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615735
I'm getting up to go clean my kitchen after making dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615735
Thinking about how it's 4am...again.
This isn't good. You need to pop on like three hours earlier with this reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615743
Probably.

Regardless, an excellent plot for an MG story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615735
Eating muh döner, watching chinese cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615748
Hire someone who can you bum.

I'm out making dosh earlier in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615773
Would you say...loads of money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615783
Hospital Dosh.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50770870
>Mushroom girl
>Those eyes
>Doesn't turn you into a mushroom man
What kc's Matango should have been.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you choose Alien Queen or Froppy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615805
Froppy, easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615773
Ayy lmao
Xcom has mosnter girls?
Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615606
>jabberwock and kraken pillow fight
>hinezumi sumo match
>apsara milk massaging
>holstaur cowgirl
>dullahan falling into a pool and a lifeguard rescuing her head
>lilim wrestling with a slime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615803
I think he'll un-screw Matango a lot with his today's mindset if he ever goes re-doing older ones .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615814
Since >>13615790 was announced lately. She's a bit over the line for my tastes but each to their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615805
My queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf-lCVYI6k

My only hope is that they make it possible for Viper's to use their targets as bodyshields for extra TACTICOOL decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615823
>literal sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615823
Post cute ayylmaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615837

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615827
Yeah that one was pretty questionable...

At least they did right by snaketits though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615846
That snake is cheesy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615846
I'm pretty sure that's furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615790
>>13615846
>posting furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615846
Anon you're a furry. She doesn't even have a human face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615848
>>13615851
>>13615852
>>13615859
I was just scrolling by because I hate these threads, but fuck off, furry is pretty much monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615871
>furry is pretty much monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615871
you're so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615837
http://exhentai.org/g/821223/3a181a94ef/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615874
Miia a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615871
>I was just scrolling by because I hate these threads, b-baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615871

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615876
Looks too ayy lmao for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615899
>transformation tag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615876

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615859
I don't care.

These threadcaps can summarize up my stance pretty well on wanting to fug Alien Snag Lady.

>>13615871
That isn't true anon and you know it. Or at least I really hope you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615891
I care more about the face, personally. Snout=furry.

I've seen some things with human skin that I'd consider furry.
Then again I've seen some things with human faces that I'd consider furry.
Kinda got to take it on a case by case basis.

[Anonymous No.]

Report furries, discuss delicious brown and/or kuudere

[Anonymous No.]

While we're talking about furries, let me add that Polt is unarguably one. She's got a wetnose and body fur and multiple breasts and all.

But /mgg/ loves her for mysterious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615922
I don't, she's got a nice ass but she's too furry for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615922
People don't want to fuck Polt though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615922
Yeah, but her face looks human so I'm cool with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615930
She has a snout and full body fur. You are a furry.
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615930
>button nose
>human face
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615934
>>13615935
Hey it's cool, I don't really like her all that much anyway.

I'm still staying here though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615919
Kuudere with heart pupils confuses my dick.

Captcha I'm fairly certain this image is a woman's hip in a string bikini, what are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615936
>it's cool
Furries are never cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615940
what are you hoping to acheive with this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615922
Because it isn't western. It's a lot less ugly in cutesy manga style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615948
Nirvana

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615950
>literally "it's okay when japan does it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615950
Well I guess it's mostly because Polt isn't full-on kemono like Cait Sith is.

Furries look weird no matter the art style though. Animals with human hair are weird. Why would they need hair? They're animals. They have fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615958
this is /jp/ what else do you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615958
Japan can suck a dick. I've been there, I know how shitty a country it is.

Their pop-art is far more visually appealing than it's western equivalent though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Titanium Fly
The indestructibility of titanium, all the annoyance of a fly. I will ANNOY the Demon Queen and her lackies into submission here in the Shota Region. And if being obnoxious fails at least I spit acid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615970
Scenery seems nice, I'd like to go there just to road trip from Hokkaido to Kagoshima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615989
>indestructibility
It's actually pretty brittle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616032
Not in superhero land. The word Titanium in your title gives you only a bit less defense than Adamantium or other fictional metals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616040
Superhero land is full of idiots who enchant aluminum to make it a cost productive mithril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616046
That's genius!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616008
The land itself is nice, it's the society that lives on it that sucks.

It's like if you took a bunch of middle class suburban white people, removed any value they might give individuality, filled a country with them, then made it all worse in some vague, undefinable way.

People don't usually notice because it's hard to see as a tourist. You only get to experience the suck if you live there for a while.

It is very pretty though, outside the cities. Reminds me of the pacific coast highway in places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616054
Get out Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616058
I'm not trying to sell it, but I could save some money on my armory. Shit's not cheap, you know. being able to call it Mythril automatically increases it's power, yet for the cheaper price of aluminum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616064
>People in superhero land having the metallurgy for aluminum
kek

[Anonymous No.]

You know what's great? Monsters in outfits that don't suit them in the slightest.
>Buff Oni in a maid uniform
>Creepy crawly in a cute idol outfit
>A Manticore that dresses like a nun
>Elf in a white wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616087
I'll just buy some foil at the store. Checkmate, supervillain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616064
>buy the new mithriluminum armor at a cheap cheap price for the work commute
>Works for a while, most monstergirls try to break it and leave when they get tired or after they shatter their hands punching it
>You feel fucking invincible and start arrogantly flaunting your virginity
>Until the day you meet a baphomet who can disenchant on the spot

Me and my new waifu would like to lodge a complaint about your mithriluminum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616110
>It's tinfoil
Checkmate pre-1950's land

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616094
I'd try to think of something for a Kraken but it always seams to suit her. Suit? Accentuates her curves. Casual tank top? Highlights her ample bosom and hints of more skin. Giant coat that changes her silhouette? That's just cozy to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616121
Kraken is a hard one, there's just so much that suits her, same with Kitsune really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616121
>Your kraken waifu will never wear ridiculously oversized socks on each tentacle for christmas morning as she cuddles you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616118
Titanium Fly Incorporated is not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or other bodily harms that occur while using our products. Mithriluminum is made for novelty purposes only and is not recommended for real battlefield use.

>>13616120
Good, then when I enchant it, it will stop not only physical blows, but psychic attacks as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make sweet tender love in the missionary position with Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna find a Dark Elf and give her tight loving hugs and kisses! I wanna cuddle her and tell her what a wonderful girl I think she is! I wanna be an absolutely pure gentle and loving soul to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616240
Well good for you. I hope it's an enjouable experience for the both of you.

I read the greentext. Was not nearly as erotic as the thread implied it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616245
>bullying dark elves
Absolutely haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616245
>Ebony fingers
>Tremble at his simple words
>Of sweet vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616245
Mah nig.
Fucking Chrome, why do you pop up in your own designated section instead of opening up in my desktop like you should?

[Anonymous No.]

Know what I want to see? Monster girls dressed/looking like the Monogatari girls.
>Karen Honeybee
>Shinobu Werebat
>Kanbaru Kakuen
Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616260
Shinobu is already a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616248
You're supposed to marry them first, then you bully them with tender dickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616267
>treating an elf as an equal
Bullying elves is haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616248
There's no bullying, I'd be completely unable to bully her and I don't think I could do anything to hurt her, even in the slightest.

Though if her Dark Elf instincts kick in and she wants to hard dom me, I'll understand, since that's the way she knows how to express her love, and I'd never turn down any of her love. All I'd want before she began her domming session though is one kiss from her sweet lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616240
>wanting hobo's sloppy seconds
Enjoy your aids, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616273
>describes bullying an elf
>says he doesn't want to bully elves
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616269
>equal
>implying a wife is equal to her husband
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616278
smuglilim.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616094
>Elf in a white wedding dress

>Sensible Chuckle.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616277
How is wanting to tenderly, kindly, and gently partake in a Dark Elf bullying? Would holding hands with her near a fireplace as I tell her how my life has improved ever since she entered, and I never wish to be parted from her, and showering her with doting compliments bullying too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616284
Whoops meant

>Sensible Chuckle.gif

There, all is right with the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616288
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616281
>slut
>comments on marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616294
But how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615134
>Diviner Bane

It will be quite sacred....for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616267
Would put a baby in/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616299
Treating elves as anything other than slaves is denying them their rightful place and upsets them immensely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616304
Well meme'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616304
No it doesn't, plus these are Dark Elves so they're dommier!

Besides, everyone deserves love and kindness! And everyone deserves to get to discuss with their lover what they think their daughterus will look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616306
Don't blame me when your elves start hating you for not being harsh enough
They'll start breaking shit just to be scolded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616308
>tfw my dark elf daughteru inherits my shitty brown hair

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a funny joke.
Elves ever being loved

Why is captcha showing me a picture of a mouse being bathed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616318
Far more likely than succusluts being loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616318
I like Succubi and Elves. Call the cops idgaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616318
Elves are love. Fuck you, fuck all the faggots with muh slavery meme and fuck the japs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616331
>>13616318
Elves can be loved, just not tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616331
Want if I want muh slavery, but I want to be her slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616338
I'll love a elf tenderly

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are unacceptable.

Manakete however are olev, so don't lump them together by accident or you'll regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spank an Elf until her butt is bright red, and then have her lay on top of me while I rub aloe on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616347
>elves > otherkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616338
I'm going to love an elf tenderly and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616346
That's very mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616353
She deserves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616349
Who's awesome? You're awesome!
>>13616352
I'm going to write about an Elf licking her boyfriends exotic, round ears and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is a dark elf childhood friend who is a bit clingy but incredibly caring and gets easily jealous when I don't pay attention to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616351
Anon, plz.

Just...pls.

>Pick hamboigahs capshit
>Both options are clearly chicken sandviches

And then there's this silly shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616352
>>13616372

Agreed.
We need more dark elf vanilla
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616379
>ends up as cum slave
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616376
Clearly, the captcha god agrees with me.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are sick.

I want to find the Dark Elf with the hardest dom desire, then tenderly and vanilla-ly love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616395
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616392
Manakete is basically a Dhampir but with Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616395
>being dommed by an elf

Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Were you hoping to peek at some panties? Too bad pervert, you'll only get spats!"

how do react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616395
>>13616399
Be gentle, it's her first time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to toy around with an elfs ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616403
But spats are more erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616403
That's even better, I like spats more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616400
And I'm basically Jesus, but white and with less magic kung-fu powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616376
Nowi is cute! CUTE!

FE if should have more lolis that you can marry and breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616402
>Not being dommed by an Elf after a session of tender vanilla love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615047
>>13615016
>>13615018

>TFW Akaname is technically kero kero
>TFW she'll never get writing given the stigma associated with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616419
>being dommed
>SmugPepe.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616421
FROPPY IS CUTE! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616323
You. You motherfucker. You mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616419
Elves are for being dommed, you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616368

Don't you fucking tempt me to write a sequence involving just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616423
>>13616429
If your Dark Elf can't tie you up and step on you to shwo ehr love she doesn't actually love you!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lay out under the stars with an elf, listening to her drone on about the cosmos before I turn over and start leaving hickies across her bare neck and shoulders. The entire time she'd squirm under me, opening up her robes to tweak those rosy little nubs once I move on to her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616432
>likes being stepped on
No wonder you keep coming back for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616439
I love being stepped on by the girl that loves me!

[Anonymous No.]

Breeder here, selling dire kiki lolis to good home.
Can serve as bodyguards and top tier maids, lineage stretches back to housekeepers (and consorts) of barbarian warlords and one mailman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616442
Your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616443
>not selling pure breed kikis
They let anyone be a breeder these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616443
>dire kiki
On the subject of Kikimora's, they're labeled as Harpies, yet they give birth viviparously.

If I were to rearrange my folders, would I put Kiki's in the Harpy folder or Fluffy folder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616453
How kiki can breed a kiki?
Futa kiki?
FUND IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616460
>not aryan kikis
Anon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take Chubby Alp Senpai to gawk at the Dire Alps and make her feel inadequate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616453
Sorry Anon, can't breed kikis with just kikis, unless you're a wizard. Besides, this is like breeding a labradoodle.

>>13616459
Q&A is live birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616459

I'd put them in their own folder. Well that's what I'd do anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616469
>forcing fatty alp slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616468
But they are slavic in origin, which makes me think, would a delinquent Kiki crouch around in a jumpsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616470
>not being a wizard breeder
I shall take my business elsewhere then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616469
>Chubby alp senpai is embarrassed and wishes that she were big and strong like them.

>Dire alps wish they were small and, relatively, thin like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616459
>they're labeled as Harpies
No they aren't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616478
>tfw your maid squads and eats sunflower seeds
She is so fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616480
In comparison to being a wizard baker...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616494
That's what we called my buddy in college.

...for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616480
Feel free, I prefer the all natural route as opposed to the magic route.
Did you know that 30% of all breeders with wizard backgrounds use transmutation and alchemy to grow/make kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616469
Fuck off with your fat transgenders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616483
>Lilim grants their wishes
>Dire Alp becomes a cute Stage 3 Alp and finds a husband almost instantly
>Chubby Alp Senpai just gets her new Dire body chubby
It can't be helped, what an odd senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616443
>Dire Kikimora

>Anon has a maid, her name is Svetlana
>She's the sweetest thing ever
>She also terrifies everyone because she's 7 feet tall and speaks in broken English

>Doorbell rings, Svetlana answers it
>"Да?"
>Little kids selling girl scout cookies, now shaking in their boots
>"О, я извиняюсь"
>She crouches down to be closer to eye level, puts on a bright a cheery smile
>"Can I helpings you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616504
dire alps are naturally strong fat.
Because even a dire alp is bulliable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616500
>breeders with wizard backgrounds use transmutation and alchemy to grow/make kikis.

Well yeah, godda have them stat bonuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616431
Why would I tempt you by saying I'll do it? Or do you just distrust my abilities? I don't blame you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616508
CHEEKI BREEKI CYKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616508
>Mastah, children are of the cookie sellings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616508
>russian kiki
...I am ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616510
Only if they are good at it
Have you ever seen a low dex kiki?
Clumsiest vatborne I've ever seen.
Soft as all get out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616518
Well they are from Slavic lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616509
A dire alp that can protect you from all the bullies so later in private you can bully her all for yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616511

Fucking stop being so self depriciating Alp, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616508
>you will never have a buff, ex-military Kikimora as your personal meido from a young age

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616523
>dex as dump stat
Absolutely haram

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616526
Yes. That is their purpose.
Well, that and sweaty spats sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616524
So everything worked out great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616508
>>13616529
Get out of here Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616529
So basically, kiki-roberta?
I'm completely OK with this

[Anonymous No.]

Dire Kiki is legitimately neat sounding.

>Fair Anon is working on his car
>The jack goes out and he's pinned underneath it
>Dire Kikimora comes in, panicking and exclaiming in broken english about Master
>Then lifts the car up with her hands so anon can escape
>...
>Fair Anon is out getting Midnight groceries and is ambushed by a Manticore
>Dire Kikimora beats her up before gently "shooing" master anon home
>Manticore is forever branded as a pussy tail pussy...pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616527
You made me do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616530
They've got to make choices.
Strength is a popular one for most alchemy born kikis, it makes your maid weaker but let you live out the "Rape the made" fantasies.
Dex we've gone over
Con leads to skinny kiki's who seem to be stuck with the japanese cold.
Wisdom kiki's tend to be as dangerous as a wurm while intellect kiki's rarely know anything.
And Charisma kikis?
50/50 shot you get a kuudere who never speaks or a THICK kiki (sometimes you get both though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616546
>implying strength stat has any bearing on rapebility

What breeder school did you go to? Arizona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616546
>kuudere who never speaks
Seems to me that both strength and charisma seem perfect as dump stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616545

Being self-depreciating would be how I'd deal with Mamono.

But I imagine it'd horribly back-fire so probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me

5 monstergirls that would be all over bishies
5 monstergirls tha would be all over bara men
A monstergirl that would be all over shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616550
Hey, it makes it easier when she's barely able to hit you and, when she does, its with a damage penalty.
It does make them almost unusable for furniture moving.
Although if you want to have an extremely rapable Kiki then look no further than a pygmy kiki

>>13616553
But then your kiki is just going to look at people who speak to her, silent as the grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616545

Alp I swear to unholy fuck you're worse than the other faggots combined if you're that down on yourself when it comes to writing. People actually like your shit/like you whereas I usually get a "fuck off".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616546
>we will never have more stories of Kikis beating up rapey monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616556
>look at people who speak to her, silent as the grave

But that's my fetish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616556
>pygmy kiki
Woah, hold on there mate, let's not go overboard.

Geez, this is like dealing with a car salesman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616562
Kuudere kiki who cuddles you in bed, expression blank except for that pink blush on her cheeks.

>>13616563
Come on Anon, portability of a hobgoblin, adorability of a familiar, and the stackiest of short stacks.
They do have some trouble with high to reach places so they work best when paired with a normal/dire kiki or if you buy them ladders

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616555
>5 monstergirls that would be all over bishies
Amazons, Dragons, Onis, Lilims, Jinkos
>5 monstergirls that would be all over bara men
Onis, Dragons, Jinkos, Lizardmen, Salamanders
>A monstergirl that would be all over shotas
Werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616575
Look man, just take some points from strength, and put it into dex/cha.

And I'm not gonna buy two, I'm not that much of a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616542
>You set out for work one fine morning
>The day goes by rather quickly, but something is nagging at you that you can't quite remember
>The lunch hour finally rolls around and you finally realize that you didn't take your lunch with you this morning
>Whatever you'll just get some fastfood or something
>That's what you think until you feel a terrible shaking growing stronger with every second that passes
>Some people are screaming from the floor below. You get up wondering if maybe there's a robbery going on
>That is until your 6,3 kikimora maid smashes through the wall holding a heart shaped lunchbox in her hands
>"Mastah! You are of forgetting lunches again!" Her heavy accent mixes rather nicely with the tone of concern
>Most of the other office rats are now staring intently as she opens the lunchbox and holds out a fork for you
>"Now, Saying ahhhh!" In plain view of your boss, the rest of the floor, and the broken wall she feeds you like a kid.
>She leaves afterwards, but not before throwing you on your desk for an impromptu massage
>Just as the day ends your boss calls you in to discuss your last two weeks
>This is the second time this has happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616575
>Kuudere kiki who cuddles you in bed, expression blank except for that pink blush on her cheeks.
>Yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616581
Very well, enjoy you kiki and have a coupon for half off of the next one you purchase from us.
Please remember that kiki's have starting proficiencies in simple weapons and halberds but are not proficient in any armors other than light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616588
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616594
>not proficient in any armors other than light.
Leather it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616589
>>13616605

Guys...guys...
What about
NINJA kikis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616606
kunoichi is already a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616606
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616609
>>13616611
Ninja maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616555
>Bishies
Lilim, Vampire, Wight, Amazoness, Mermaid

>Bara
Alice, Echidna, Baphomets, Lizardmen, Salamander

>Shota
Fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616612
>no suprise attack on the maid
Anon, what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616616
What? You don't want maids with sneak attack and trap sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616619
I don't, I do the sneaking/trapping around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616619
But you give up being able to surprise the maid with a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616560
You know when I said "I don't blame you", I meant that in the sense that you didn't know who I was and had no reason to trust me. It all got out of hand after that. Why don't you take a chill-pill and spank and Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616628
Hey, even ninja maids can fail perception checks.
Why, do you give your Kikis bard or barbarian levels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616631
sweet jesus that booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616631
Muramasa is incredibly lewd, even for an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616631
I don't see the appeal of spanking. I guess it's a dom thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616640
She's such a lewd elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616640
It was designed by the Elven Goddesses to be seated on a man's face.
>>13616655
It feels good for the recipient, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616655
I'd rather just caress her butt with my hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616656

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616555
>5 monstergirls that would be all over bishies
Most of the high tier
>5 monstergirls that would be all over bara men
Most of the medium-low tier

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting the same muramasa pics over and over again in every thread
It's getting annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616691
I've never seen that one.
IS SHE OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616693
>I've never seen that one
Seriously

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/fXXfyddB

Elves, ladies and gent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616693

It's just a picture of an elf being penetrated from behind. She'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616698
>Girlfriend being used lightly, since she was more of an older sister than anything who still liked to climb into his bed at night to use him like a body pillow.
This is already pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616693
Don't worry, middle-aged Accelerator doesn't kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616710
She dies later though, unless I read fake spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616707

Too bad there's more fun things I could be writing about. Like a Kraken doing this to somebody because she's a squid, not a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616698
Is she a Greyhawk/Lodoss style Dark Elf, or an MGE styled Dark Elf?
>>13616718
>Too bad there's more fun things I could be writing about. Like a Kraken doing this to somebody because she's a squid, not a kid
Are you procrastinating by chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616721

Fairer skinned Pirotess.

The question isn't whether or not i'm procrastinating it's when aren't I. You should see the backlog of stupid ideas I have that will probably never see fruition. But back to doing other things like Grim Dawn/Diablo/Torchlight and jacking it in San Diego

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616728
Which writefag are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone save that story of the guy with the Shirohebi wife adopting his human niece after his sister died? After a while, the niece starts turning into a Shirohebi slowly and it's scary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616735

Now when you say slowly and scary are we talking about furfaggotry bullshit like from Jyoka, or Brundlefly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616735
This?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616741
Yeah
>>13616739
Just scary in the change. Slow transformations can be terrifying to those around them Also it happening to kids creeps the hell out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616754

Was just curious because the shit from Jyoka was absolutely disgusting in levels of "Hugh wott".

The ending had some girl getting NTR'd by the grandfather of an AYYY LMAO snek from X-Com 2 and you fucking see her legs getting smaller and smaller as they lose bone and muscle mass while she transitions into a fucking scaly.

>>13616731

It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616693
>Is she ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616788
I'd a Terry Bogard Monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616741
>>13616754
>>13616763
this is some body horror kind of shit, I imagine a transformation like that being extremely painful. Imagine each scale poking its way through your skin from the inside

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no buttsnake to do butt stuff with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616803
It's better if you imagine transformation as a pleasurable experience. Yeah it doesn't make physical sense...but so do a lot of things about Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616803
>>13616813

http://imgur.com/a/rPyRO

That's some of the shit from Jyoka when it comes to body horror, and it made me think the fucker is David Cronenberg's illegitimate son/relative because just what the fuck, man.

You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616803
At least it's not like that ushi-oni transformation from last year. Shit was nightmareish with the rapid cracking/reforming of bones and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616813
It's kind of hard not to think up body horror scenarios when there are mg's involved. Alot of their bodies are drastically different from a normal persons, making the transition seem pleasureable is for me hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616818

At least we already know who to fucking blame for this

[Anonymous No.]

It ended up in a tie last time I asked, so here goes. Pick one.

1. Sea Slime proactively dates a guy some more
2. Heist on a Dragon's hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616815
>people getting transformed into furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616815
Turning into furries.

Where the fuck is my bomber plane fleet filled with napalm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616824
Dragon hoard heist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616822
I still don't regret capping that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616822
I don't know if I would call that cronenberg, since at least the victim is cognizant and seems to be driven by some sorta monster girl evil now. Brundlefly was way more fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616832
Brundelfly wanted to teach kids how he eats. How could you call him fucked up for wanting to spread knowledge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616821
Things like Kitsune, Holst, Cheshire and nearly human stuff like that are okay though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616822
>2013
That's a lot longer ago than I thought. Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616824
Reservoir Dragons please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616833

Brundlefly story with a girl turning into a Beelzebub. Teaching little MG kids how she sucks her man's cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616838
I might have to add some torture into it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616830
>>13616838
Okay, looks like this is it then. Update whenever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616837
>It's been 18 months since that got posted
Dear god kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616851

Okay, I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616851
Best episode right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>No big, tomboy monster-girl childhood-friend with a crush on you she doesn't even know is there to manhandle you in a playful way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616855
That's a lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616855
She is a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616855
I love this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616858
>>13616864
4U

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616855

>YFW strongfat waifu after a day at the gym ready to go at it in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616851
shit, damn I guess I really am here forever

feels good tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616899
This is home, after all! Such wonderful dreams you'll dream here!

[Anonymous No.]

Watched the 60's Batman movie yesterday. We need campy goodness with our Monster Girl superheroes too. Like with Super Wurm, who does whatever a Wurm can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616919
wurm = hulk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616851

Yet the evil still walks the earth

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

NEET vs NEET. Whoever wins... They'll still stay indoors.
Alpanon posts chapter 10 of Vertex
Vagina pompoir tech is revealed.
Averageanon posts The Dark Lord Wants to Rule the World! In it, the Necromancer fucks (up?) a group of bandits.
Lizardgirls have no classroom courtesy.
Quicksilver posts more Ropes and Cheese. In it: Mousegirl bondange. Loving mousegirl bondange. Loving mousegirl conception bondage.
"The wife and I are one. To turn over the Slime Man suit would be to turn over my partner, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in."
Puppy-girls! Kitten-girls! Kissing!
Idothisthing did a thing involving a kikimora and the stock market.
Harblador writes more Loli-Oni.
Slimegirls use their entire bodies to see and sense things. Their writefag potential grows everyday.
Fuck cake.
ThatBollocksWriter posts Yandere(?) Kitsune.
Pantyquest updates with the Hinezumi and Hobgoblin guides.
I learn that Splatoon has the deepest lore.
Ravagestar updates Rushka
Fallen Brides: Mimiru has been further translated.
Canadian geese are skill assholes.
.less draws a kikimora receiving her first broom, a slimegirl drinking beer, and an anubis mechanic in a tube-top.

I'm not late. Everyone else just posts too early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616932
>Alpanon posts chapter 10 of Vertex
Didn't realize last thread lasted for two weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616855
I want this so bad. Maybe I'll even try and write something about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616938
What species will you use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616932
Where the fuck have you been for the last six months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616942
The one you hate the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616938

Then do it faggot if I can do a silly Dark Elf short for 2300 words in like 30 minutes with extremely questionable quality and morality

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616942
If I get off my arse and do it, Werewolf. I love the idea of a tough tomboyish Werewolf playfully wrestling with a helpless anon and getting strange yet pleasurable feelings about it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616953
This is acceptable and good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616943
Spiritual quest of self-discovery.

>>13616936
Oops. Meant to say "finishes". He completed it here: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13600741/#13600804

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616919
Do Wurms "glide" along the ground or slither?

I'd also imagine that they'd be able dig and punch through rocks as if they in Fist of the North Star or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616962
So what'd you discover? That there is nothing new under the Sun and that you should just praise it and get bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616966
They slither, but also burrow through earth, sea and air. And occasionally fire, but that's only when they're on a roll.
Young Wurmlets also use skateboards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616970
>Wurmlet
cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616970
>Young Wurmlets also use skateboards.
Skateboards reinforced with titanium?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616978
No. Skateboards infused with their hopes and dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616970
>skateboards
They'd be more like boogie boards with wheels than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616970
>Young Wurmlets also use skateboards.

I imagine they grab their stubby tails so they look like a hoop and then roll

[Anonymous No.]

>"Why don't you like me? Is it because of my skin? I-I can change it somehow! Please don't leave me Anon. Please... Just give me a chance at least!"

how do you gently convince her to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616979
What would you tell your Wurm daughteru if her single goal in life was to become an airplane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
I have my waifu beat her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
You're so edgy I have to hold back this therapy-Yeti from cuddling you or she'd cut herself on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
>Implying I convince her to fuck off nor change her skin color
Elf hater pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616990
You might make it boy, but by the skin of your teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616990
I'd tell her to keep dreaming and make the impossible possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
>there are people in this world that wouldn't want to make daughterus with a Dark Elf
Sickening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
>Look this practical joke has gone too far, I know a girl as beautiful as you could never be interested in someone like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616967
I discovered that the wurm will continue to turn, no matter what anyone says to try and convince her otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
>Not liking deliciously brown elves
You're the real monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
Easy, I tell her to fuck off by taking her home, giving her dinner, impregnating her, and then marrying her.
Then I put a little meat on those bones for snuggling purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617005
That's no good, her head will get all spinny and she can't burrow straight. She should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque, but no, she kept spiraling right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
Fuck off.
You are not only nigger but also an elf. That is the worst possible combination
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617025
She's no nigger, you see curly hair or big lips on her?

[Anonymous No.]

Was gone yesterday, the first posts ITT were kind of ominous. What happened last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617028
and increditastic shitpost brigade.

at least three hundred posts of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617028
Nothing. What thread? Shut up and post about Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617028
Some fag created the last thread early, thread got spammed so much the janitors had no other choice but to nuke it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617027
How do you know she doesn't have those? Elves can use glamour to appear qt, but their true countenance is always more disturbing than anticipated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
>implying the only tears I would make her produce would be either ones from breaking her hymen or tears of joy as I impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617036
I know because this is what I believe to be so, and that's that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617001
>tfw she actually drops it and starts laughing, saying you can't blame her for trying

[Anonymous No.]

>get molested by an arachne who teases you about only having two eyes
>go bully some dumb monoeye afterwards to feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617044
Yes I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617050
too far anon, too fucking far

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616953
>helpless anon
Is he a helpless bara, bishie or shota Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617050
>Can't bully monoeyes either because you can't fire badass monoeye lasers like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617050
>not impregnating them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617050
>Bully a mono eye
>Make a terrible mistake and do it while her Gazer friend is there
>Get bullied again
>The Arachne sees it and laughs so hard it draws a crowd
>Everyone sees your humiliation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616985
I want to throw her in the P'orc pigsty and tell them to have their way with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617067
Yuri is a bold move anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617044
>"Hehe, you're not as dumb as you look Anon. Yeah I don't really care about you, but I need a favor, you up for helping a cutie like me?"

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617077
Pay up, bub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617060
I'd just impregnate the Arachne. She's going to pop out a ton of kids because she's part spider. A small family to her is 6 kids. Plus I want my kids to be superior 2+ eyes and not monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617067
>P'orc pigsty

What do you think that smells like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617074
It's not yuri if it's for humiliation's sake and you promise the p'orcs extra cake that night for their efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617074
Forced yuri femdom is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617077
What's the favour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617077
GAS THE NIGGER ELVES
RACE WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617083
P'Orc sweat and dried cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617090
i want /pol/ to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617083
Bacon, lewdness, and elf tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617090
Brown skin does not make you black faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617067

You people never forget anything that writefags cook up, fucking do you.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date a troll that uses her body to cultivate peppers like carolina reapers and ghost peppers exclusively, and frequently uses them in her cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617050
>Getting bullied by an arachne for only having two eyes.
Quality over quantity, slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617050
I'd just kill the spider, since I kill those fucking things on sight anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617103
God no.

I like a little spice in my food, but not that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617103
Jesus christ no. I hate spicy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617094
/pol/ here, I've got 3 /pol/ threads open in other tabs right now
Delicious brown is the best, especially with white hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617103
Fuck that. The spiciest thing I can handle is fresh black peppercorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617050
Ask her if she's found a husband yet. Many people are terrified of spiders so I doubt she'd find it as easy as a Lamia or Succubus.
The only reason she's being a bitch is probably because yet another cute boy she liked saw her scuttling over to him and ran away screaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616395
I want dark elf cuddledom. I want her to cover me in her blankets and label me her personal, precious cuddleslut. I wanna drink her hot cocoa and ahegao from the pleasure of it running down my throat like the nectar of the gods. And then, when she's sleeping and vulnerable, I want to hold her tight as she suffers bad dreams and calm her with a whispered mix of "I love you" and "I'm here"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617113
SWEDEN JA threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617119
All three of those species are known to be predatory in some way or another I don't think that'd work too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617103
The spiciest I can go currently is cayenne pepper.

...but I'm willing to try recipes featuring those items so long as they are used in moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617087
>"I just need you to talk to this friend of mine who thinks you're cute. Don't know what she sees in you though... She's a bit special by the way, speaking impairment."

how do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617114
>>13617109
>>13617108
this saddens me as someone who grew up in the south west that so many people hate spicy food. BUT ghost peppers are not even enjoyable in the slightest so I can't blame you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617131
>Sorry, I don't do pale girls. Unless she's at least Jabberwock-Shaded Brown no can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617124
Nigger thread, kebab thread and a thread about some retard who got shot by the cops after he did drugs and decided to attack them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617107
Unless you carry around a can of aerosol and a lighter with you at all times I think you'd just get bullied some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cute naive kitsune waifu and daughteru
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617131
Chaika go home, you aren't a monstergirl! I'd still do you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617131
Worth giving her a chance at least, what's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617120
>having bad dreams

What a wimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617145
that poor addict has an Arachne living in him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617131
Nah, I don't believe her.

I'm going home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617131
CHAIKA
FRONT PAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617152
She fears that I'll leave her for some manticore with a thick tailpussy. Elves have the worst self image issues, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617152
Everyone has bad dreams. They just evolve from spooky scary stuff into seemingly plausible yet absurdly shitty days and situations when you grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617138
California Chaika!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617159
It's sad thb. They think they need some sort of exotic gimmick like fluffiness, or multiple legs, or horns and wings.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
African Queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617162
Far too light. Pic related is the minimum amount of brown needed for this dick to run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
Gold is perpetually great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
I choose flamethrower

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
Do we have any stories about explicitly brown girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
Anything but African Queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617169
>Anything other than evening elvan and dark vanilla
Good thing you spoilered that there crappy taste, friendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617171
California Chaika is literally perfect, pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617146

Source on that?

>>13617083
>>13617067
>>13617093

>You will never slather a haughty Dark Elf's ears, navel, and inner thighs with honey before tossing her to the P'Orcs in the pigsty
>You will never tell them to go "full ham", almost invoking the presence of the Unclean Ferry Woman
>You will never feel the need to masturbate furiously as you see the P'Orcs rip and tear her out of her bounds before dry humping her in what looks like kneeling cowgirl, suckling on her tits and lapping at all that delicious bee gold
>She will never ahegao from over-stimulation on her ears due to P'Orc tongues and softness being applied directly to it for no less than thirty minutes
>She will never weakly mewl that your cock is going to drive her crazy as you force-feed her Holstaur milk to make her softer, the nectar coated folds of her vagina offering little to no friction against you as you press into her
>You will never fuck the Dark Elf silly in the P'Orc pigsty, the smell of semen, mud, and P'Orc sweat all around you
>You will never pay the P'Orcs off with an otouto to cuddle and love all day long for a week
>The Dark Elf will never suffer PTSD and get aroused simply by standing in the vicinty of a P'Orc, often times wanting to involve them in your sex escapades

It hurts to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
Bedouin dreams, the okinawan and dark vanilla. I'm in indecisive asshole who'd be happy with any of those. The others are fine too though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
None of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617176
We have Bob's Khepri story where she talks like Chaika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166
OFFICIAL DELICIOUS BROWN POWER RANKING
1. Dark Vanilla
2. Evening Elvan
3. Scent of Cinnamon
4. Indian Summer
5. Dusky Dravidian
6. California Gold
7. Amazon Chocolate
8. The Okinawan
9. Bedouin Dreams
10. African Queen
POWERGAP
9000. Red Earth
9001. Turkish Rosewater

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614951
if by "filter" you mean "manually hide comment/reply chain" then no; I do it too. it's awfully forced/repetitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617171
>playing vidya with Jabberwock
>wrecking her in Diddy Kong Racing
>she uses her extra mouths to aggressively nibble and lick your ears
>uses the surprise to take the lead and win on the final lap

I won't forgive her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617194
1-4, 10/10. But personally there's a powergap after 4 and I just stop caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617194
>1. Dark Vanilla
Wrong already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617193
Disgusting. I guess I have to make do with desert girl stories where I can imagine them as brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617193

We also had a turkish rosewater Manticore once.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never throw disobedient P'Orcs into the Rancor Girl pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617174
Pff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617199
Return the favor when she's playing, only not on her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617216
Hutt Monster Girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13614994
Dammit, why am I always gone when a new thread gets started? Butthurt natives are so damn funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTliTbcmqkA&ab_channel=Breakdavideos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617194
If we're doing rankings here
Tier 1: Bedouin Dreams, The Okinawan, Dark Vanilia
Tier 2: California Gold and Evening Elvan
Tier 3: Scent of Cinnamon
Tier 4: Indian summer, Dusky Dravidian and Turkish Rosewater
Tier 5: Amazon Chocolate, African Queen and Red Earth

All shades of brown are lovely, some are just more lovely than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617217
This is how wisps are born
>"Tell me husband, what is the code to your reactor?"
>"Hmmm~"
>She licks your ear as she whispers huskily, "sex sex sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617216
>yfw some faggot-ass edgy paladin one day comes and kills your sweet Rancor girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617220
http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/03/1/3/8/6876152834373635.jpg

Hutt Monster Girl vore when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617224
>Not Important is actually a pissed off succubus who wants to overload a dark matter reactor to change her entire city into a demon realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617232

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617224
Wisps are under-utilized. We also need art featuring Wisps with varying body-types, colors, and hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617238
WHATS THE FUCKING CODE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617238
>Goes through town bringing the hapless prude fools to orgasm as messily as possible.
>Sacrifices her essence to activate the dark matter reactor that turns the city into a demon realm
fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617244

>TFW no Will-o'-the-Wisp stories
>TFW too much of a pussy to do one because my stories are all starting to sound the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617216
I want to force my Kiki to lose her virginity to dog dick as punishment after I set her up to break a vase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617255
>TFW too much of a pussy to do one
do it, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617255
I love Wisp. I'll do smut of her and get it done within 48 hours. I need a break from planning this other story and this will force me to just straight up write something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
While fucking a human girl infront of her?
>"What a shame, this could have been you but you had to break that vase"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617255
How is Wisp formed, anyway? Is she a ghost type

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
Can monster girls use the spirit energy of other species? Can an oomukade get addicted to having a dog lick her lewd tattoos all over? Can they claim animals as husbands, even unwillingly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
>a vase
Christ you're a big baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
Yoooooooo too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617273
>While fucking a human girl infront of her?
YES. Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617277
Yes. She's listed as a ghost in her profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617277
Sorry to reign on your beastiality fetish, but no, only humans can produce SE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
Just fuck a human girl like >>13617273
said.

Of course, you're have to deal with a yan kiki afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617277
Nah, only human males produce the energy they need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617290
Whoops. Meant for >>13617275

>>13617293
Everything but monsters have spirit energy. Or at leas elves, dwarves, and other races have spirit energy in significant amounts.

It could also work like DE, meaning there are multiple types of SE for each species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617294
>not fapping into a jar of dog cum and seeing if she'll drink it all to get her beloved mastah's sperm

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263

>dog

what the fuck
stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617302
What's stopping her from drinking from the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617277
No. Don't start now with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

One interesting thing I came across in the setting info of MGE is that the majority of the inhabitants just treat SE and DE as the the same thing. "Magical Energy". Most are unaware that there's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care if they're stupid.
I don't care if they're strong.
I don't care if they're dangerous.
I don't care if they're wrong.
I'm gonna court a Wurm.
Take her for a night on the town
Treat her like a lady of the highest bearing,
Like a Queen newly accepting her crown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617293
>Sorry to reign on your beastiality fetish
Isn't it rain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617309
Just report and ignore posts pertinent to whatever the fuck that guy wants accepted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
> lose her virginity to dog dick
Fuck yeah, that is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617304
I prefer semi-mature Suzu-type lolis.
>Captcha made me pick cookies
Not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617306
There's no way she would turn on me and brutally rape me before forcing me to give her sloppy oral and cleaning the bath. That's absurd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617312
He's literally taking lordship over the other guy's bestiality fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617304
Link was gay for real for not hitting that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617325
But I thought it was from the whole "not to rain on your parade" saying. Cause no one wants to have their parade rained upon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617334
He's bullshitting dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617334
I know. I was just joking. He also could have meant reign in instead of reign on. That could have just been a typo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616318
>Why is captcha showing me a picture of a mouse being bathed?
I don't know, but I'd like to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617349
I want to see a mouse being lovingly bathed by a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617319
>How sad that you fucked that dog, Emma
>I thought you were pretty attractive back in the day
>If you weren't a bestiality slut I might have married you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617354
That sounds platonic and lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

Writefags, what is a piece of obscure vocabulary you want to use on a future occasion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617354
I want to be caught watching a Slime bath an embarrassmed Mouse, then get pulled in to enjoy the struggle snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
Skirr because I need more similes for "fly".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
Turgid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617363
That sounds nice too. Mouse and slime cuddles at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
>what is a piece of obscure vocabulary you want to use on a future occasion
None, I'm not pretentious enough to use words for their own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617354
>>13617363
I wish we had some material pertaining to a threeway with a dude, his monstergirl waifu, and a slimegirl pleasuring them both while they have sex with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617368
Harblador already used that on several occasions IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617375
Slime's are gross tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617375
Slimes and multiple partners are among my fetishes. I would definitely read this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617376
Everyone does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617381
Slimes are olev. I'm sorry for your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362

sodomize

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
shway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617263
>fucking
>not merging
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617375
SLIME CONDOM
Is it NTR to fuck POW's through your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617384
Time to use ctrl+f then, it'd be like finding hidden Mickeys or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617388
But they get slime everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617319
Would you want to see a Hellhound get gangbanged by a pack of wolves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617384
I don't, but it's only through conscious effort to not be a cheeky lil shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
A whole bunch. The premise for this adventure story I'm writing is basically an excuse for me to sneak in a bunch of middle English words, outdated idioms, any kind of slang older than 40 years, and rarely some archaic sounding gobbedlygook by making up germanic derived compound words.

It's all for humor mainly. I'll admit that a third of the jokes in it will be some form of "back in my day..." situations and misunderstandings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617393
Seems like something a slime could do naturally to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617401
And then they just reabsorb it back into themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617404
You the timeskip mc guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617404
What monstergirl species will appear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617406
>Slimegirls merging with other monstergirls, aborbing them during the throes of orgasm
>Only to create a slime-hybrid monstergirl

This is the fetish I never knew I had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617375
Three way MFF relationships have always been my sort of thing. Like Sayori's doujins where the girls will play with each other when the master's away but when he's around it's threesome fun for everyone.

Plus depending on the type of girls involved it opens up a lot of possibilities. Like a Lamia coiling herself around a man and and a Werecat, using her tail to decide the pace them fuck each other at and tightening it as they cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
I use descriptive stuff all the time to be accurate, but I try to couch it in context so you don't need to pull out a dictionary.

I don't do it just to do it. There's a purpose. Like I'm doing a desert one right now so I have about five different words for sandstorms, most of them quite a bit more badass than sandstorm. And I talk about Hathor worship in a couple places, so the menat and the sistrum are relevant. Stuff like that.

If I have to use something really uncommon, I try to let it be educational but not treat the audience like dummies at the same time. It's a balancing act. Then again, so is most of writing stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617427
MFF is just boring to me. I prefer MMF for porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617434
>MMF
Cuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617434
But, Anon, it's gay if their balls touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617434
>Wanting extra dicks
Guys I think there's an Alp posting in mgt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617436
How is he a cockatrice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617434
>MMF
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616459
Kikis are Wolf types.
Yes, they're obedient dogsw who will wan for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Dog girl > Wolf girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617438
I want a harem of Alps. One regular Alp, one Loli Alp who's actually the second oldest, one Chocolate Alp who's the oldest and softest, and a Dire Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616932
it's good to have you back, recapanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617445
my taste >your taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617427
>not mother and daughteru threesome
Pleb and cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617445
>he doesn't want a girl that will throatfuck him with her tongue
>he doesn't want femdom and snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617458
You're right, I don't want femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617438
>not wanting to DP a Cyclops while she goes insane from the pleasure and pain of her anal and vaginal virginities being roughly taken simultaneuously

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617457
Just skip the daughteru, MILFs are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617463
Why not just grow another dick? Or take a doppelganger potion? you just wana fuck men by proxy, alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617468
No, milf a shit for cucks
Only good with daughteru bundle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616932
>an anubis mechanic in a tube-top.
I am ever more a happy guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617415
Yeah, I've been doing a lot of planning for it. I've never attempted a story like this before, and I feel like I'm setting up a pen and paper rpg campaign sometimes. Doing research so I can pretend I know a lot about a certain subject, keeping track of certain details,planning far ahead because I know if I just started right now I'd be at risk of writing myself into a corner.
>>13617419
A lot if everything goes well. There will be several different locations they travel to which means a lot of supporting characters and antagonists. Some might even get their own cute or smutty oneshots after they've gotten screwed over by the protagonists or their role in the story is fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617458
>wanting a shitty dog that doesn't listen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617472
Frumpy CC aunty and slutty loli niece is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617457
No pan is so nice. Google's not giving me anything except a DMCA claim. Any hint on how I can find this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617475
Sounds like it'll be big. Good shit man we need more sagas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617131
Based Namaniku. So glad I bought that book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617479
God forbid a femdomy/switch monstergirl do femdom things when she feels like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617304
I may have just ordered a print of a pic I commissioned of Ruto.

That aughta be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617480
>Aunty is a teacher for niece's class
>A classmate has a crush on aunty
>Niece teaches him how to fuck
>He deflowers aunty and makes her cum profusely with the skills her niece taught him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617479
Wolves and lions can't be truly tamed, doesn't mean you can't bond and teach them a few tricks. Free spirits make the best bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
I tend to use more "Exotic" words for colors. Try to be more descriptive as far as the exact shade and tone I intend for things to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617480
>slutty loli
Yeah, they are pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617502
Ah yes, Satsuki Itsuka.
King of the Slutty Lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616631
where is her butthole?
I know girls don't poop but they still have a recreational butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617507
Covered by the underwear.
Anatomy, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617492
I agree, they are truly the worst.

Rather have a jewnuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617514
>jewnuki
I'll put an end to your memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617498
>bros
Our priorities are somewhat different it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617506
He shares that title with Maeshima Ryou
His lolis also very slutty

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617514
Anyone with a brain would rather fuck a jewnuki than a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617517
No...I've passed one on to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617457
What's the source of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617523
Hellhounds won't ruin your back account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615054
What am I looking at here exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617166

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617520
Well, all of Satsuki's lolis are slutty.
Maeshima Ryou I think just has the one slutty loli. I'm almost certain that it's the same slutty little exhibitionist loli in nearly everything he writes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617264

You don't understand man. Literally everything I write is feeling like it's starting to run together like the flood of paint from The Pagemaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617532
Faggotry anon, faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617529
I want to ruin a soft Tanuki's bank account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617529
>implying your tanuki waifu would ruin your bank account

/mgpol/ pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617532
Futa jabberwock fucking catboy in his boypussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617529
I can just curb stop a jewnuki and leave her.

Can't leave a Hellhound because she's a stupid cunt that can't handle refection, just like most monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617518
If it's waifus you want then bros can be good waifus. In their own way. A pet waifu is nice but it doesn't truly feel like life partners. Got to have someone who can reign you in and isn't afraid to be blunt when needed. Then you do the same the for them, and you're both better for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617548
>Futa jabberwock
I know I'm responding to bait, but no you cockgobbling faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617539
>>13617548
>Hidden faggotry
Is less slowly realizing that we don't want to see that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617548
>>13617557

prostates need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617547
But that's h ow they work. They find a man they like, and ruin his life so they run into their arms. They also control the human slave trade, the world leaders, the media, and the video game industry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617549
It's not even a matter of rejection. Many just operate that way and even get off on it. Fine with me, monsters should be monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Harpies are for ______

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617555
That's one way to look at it I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617548
>futa
You don't know that. What if she's just sitting there like "I want monsterboys in heat to go and stay go" it even almost looks like she's just trying to gently move him aside, severly embarassed at havin some bitchboi rub his ass againts her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362

Effluvial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617559
He can only pull the same epik trole so many consecutive times until it doesn't receive attention anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617564
Wing wrapped hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617523

acquisitiveness
aquires more and more coin
to entice anon

The man checks his mail
Gaudy gilded gold parchment
reads "please marry me"

The avaricious
Gets a single short letter
"Please stay far away"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617559
>Implying your opinion matters
He'll draw what he wants as he ever has.

Just be thankful he still does some random practice sketches based upon requests in this thread. God knows he doesn't have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617362
Syzygy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617560
I agree, but this isn't the place for it. Also I can't insert as a catboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617564
Big fluffy hugs, raising cute fluffy chicks with that love to cuddle with daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617564
Healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617561
Lies and deception.

As expect of you, fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617548
>Futa
Anon Jabberwocks have Tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617580
You can insert in a catboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615054

For fuck's sake. Why can't this stupid meme just die already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617559
Have to agree with >>13617577

Besides, that one really isn't that bad, so who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617569
>Bitchboi
.less said last night it was Catmilf in her younger days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617587
The manipulative loan shark part is true though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617599
Well, we can't all be "courtesans", can we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617597
So what, she gives her fagboi son the same haircut she had? That's kinda weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617597
Pretty sure he never confirmed that.

One guy in the chat box just kept hoping it was so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617563
Not with me, I don't want to be forced into marriage

Hell I don't want marriage at all, like fuck I'm trusting monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post .less last night's creation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617597
People just jumped to a conclusion and assumed things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617610
Maybe she has a complex about wanting to fuck herself, that's why she raised her son to be a girl

Man, this is starting to get some deep lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617608
You can be if you really try. Just find some rich CC and seduce her and you're set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617619
People do that? On 4chan?
Say it ain't so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617616
Make sure never to fuck a shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617594
>>13617577
I'm not going to be grateful for art that exists solely to offend me and create shitstorms in a thread I frequent. I appreciate the sketches he pumps out on occasion, but that doesn't mean I have to accept bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617616
Why you gotta be so salty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617616
That just makes you more appealing for 1/3 of them. You're like the perfect super tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617629
>I'm not going to be grateful for art that exists solely to offend me and create shitstorms in a thread I frequent.
You don't seriously believe that, do you?

.less draws what he wants. He doesn't actually draw stuff just to piss you and the other autists in this thread off. Yeah, he might have a chuckle over "Oh man, the thread's gonna freak out over this one", but that's not the motivation behind him actually drawing it.

Grow some skin you silly conspiracy theorist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617630
>>13617632
Oh fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617623
>some deep lore.
No really. And I always feel bad for innocents being dragged into rampant cocklust. Like a whore who sells her daughter who just wants to study to her pimp to get drugs or something. Shits fucked. Some people find it hot, probably because of some "muh sufering boner" faux-edginess, but I just can't into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617629
Your pic reminded me of the fact mgq paradox hasn't had any news since last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617629
>being offended in the first place
>on 4chan
Besides, if you know it's "bait", it's not meant for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617623

That or she just wants to fuck what would be a girl emotionally and is very much a male physically, to the point of getting pregnant with retard babies.

Why the fuck are we even discussing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617616
Same here.
>>13617628
I'll be sure not to.
>>13617632
Which ones do I need to look out for specifically?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a cupid be willing to kill in the name of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617638
>Yeah, he might have a chuckle over "Oh man, the thread's gonna freak out over this one",
>but that's not the motivation behind him actually drawing it.
Oh dear, you couldn't be any more wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617638
>He doesn't actually draw stuff just to piss you and the other autists in this thread off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617647
How do you console a disillusioned cupid who no longer believes in a thing called love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617629
Exactly. Just report and ignore it when he posts stupid shit meant to fuck with people. He already got banned for a little bit last time he did, so it's only a matter of time with how active things have been. Of course, I can say all this because I give zero fucks about art in general. So losing him wouldn't be bad for me.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I get less or another drawfag to draw Chubby Alp Senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617638
Not to be a dick because I like .less but he does do that on occasion. Remember the Cait Sith with a dick he couldn't resist to draw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617638

I'm pretty sure that if .less was actually going to draw fagboi Ballsacks getting fucked in the ass by cat-trap from Anons wanting it, he's a bit more capricious than you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617638
Stop sucking his dick so hard dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617646
Any of the ones who like to take choir boys and turn them into monster loving sluts.

Dark Priests, Cheshire, Mad Hatter, nearly all Succubi and their offshots are the prime candidates.

You'll avoid the outright brutes I'm sure but these ones take a slightly different, but still forceful, approach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617652
semen infused valentine chocolates.

Alternatively, stab her with her own arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

Look if you hate the art, don't go conspiracy theory. Say you hate it for whatever reason and move on. Drawfags are big kids and the better ones have thick skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617652
You don't.

You congratulate her on figuring out that everything she believed in is a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617654
See >>13616473

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617667
Please do not call her a slut, that's rude and false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616822
>>13616741
Any more stories like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617564
Cloacal triple penetration after a Lich grafts you two extra dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617650
>>13617651
>>13617656
I forgot how many people think everything revolves around this thread.

>>13617655
You may have a point with that one example. But to be fair, if that is the case, it was pretty irresistible. Do you remember how big of a shitstorm was going down over Cait Sith? Yeah yeah, arguments about "Not making things worse". But honestly, these threads are shit a good 80% of the time, and that shitstorm clearly wasn't dying any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617670
"Forced" however is super true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617662
I'm pretty sure I could avoid all of them. Bear mace is the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617665
I don't think this falls under conspiracy theory. It's only one guy thus there is no conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617675
There was that Apophis thing from last June that was never pastebinned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617680
Chubby Alp Senpai never forces though, she always asks for consent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617663
>stab her with her own arrows.
>They don't work
>Further solidifying her disbelief in love
>You fucked up and got her with the dud arrows, but because you shot her with the less powerful dud arrows, she built an immunity to the more powerful real arrows, and they won't work on her either
>She's even more depressed
>enters gladiatorial tournaments to lose herself in archery, gold and booze
What now?

>>13617680
Yeah I'd like the fat old alp meme to quit being forced too. It's kind of obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617689
Look, if we're gonna pretend to be retarded, I need a moment to prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617675

I haven't done TF since that Ushi-Oni greentext, with good reason. I don't see how going from a human physiology to say, a centaur or Lamia could be pleasurable given that there's distinct characteristic differences in locomotion and some such.

There was, however, a pretty good SCP knock-off of a woman's gradual transformation into a Holstaur after being fed their milk and put under observation for the duration of her transition.

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>>13617682
Most of those are stealth monsters though. I forgot Tanuki there.

Unless your plan is to spray every human woman that's friendly to you in the face you're going to need to learn how to fight fire with fire by learning how to detect them and guard your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617692
Have fun in the arena with her. For glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617703
Go for Hikki life bitch. Not interacting with anyone and working from home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617640
>And I always feel bad for innocents being dragged into rampant cocklust. Like a whore who sells her daughter who just wants to study to her pimp to get drugs or something.
Fuck you, this is one of the hottest things ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617696
OK, tell me when you're ready.

[Anonymous No.]

Well shit, I think the sites image system just shit itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617564
Making a family with

[Anonymous No.]

Albino Lamia now has anemia on top of Albinism, Leukemia, and her myriad other medical ailments.
What do you do to cheer her up? Do note she's very queasy from chemo earlier, so if it's food make sure it is the type that comes up easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617720
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617720
Yep, it did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617720
Lets party

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617709
Why not just invest in learning how to ward them off? Then you can live your life and avoid them.

Hikki is a good strategy but if you get a devilbug/ giant mouse infestation, or haunting you're pretty much screwed because you're often outnumbered and have no friends or family to back you up because you isolated yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

So here's a question guys, given that yandere Will-o'-the-Wisps are to be expected would you want just straight smut with little to no exposition or shenanigans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617720
Well what else are we supposed to do aside from spamming images and complaining about it? Talk about how mg's would have to use specialized tools for basic things like simple engineering and writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617732
Bear mace and some talismans should take care of them. I'd learn how to ward them off from home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617735
i need exposition, makes my already broken thinking feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617735
Yandere stories benefit heavily from exposition, as it allows insight into the yanderes obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617735
There´s plenty of smut in general already. I rather read shenanigans. As far as im concerned it doesn´t even need smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617735
I'd rather not have them at all.

Most of KC's recent monsters have been complete shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617748
Will O Wisp fits right in with most of his stuff, what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617735
Both, silly smut is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617748
Cry me a river, and build a bridge to get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

Don´t forget to love and headpet your Kiki lots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617735
I want introductory shenanigans.

Like Anon waking up in the middle of the night to find her hiding behind his bedroom window, but he can see her because she's a big fucking ball of fire

Or have her hid behind a telephone pole while chasing him but it's a little ineffective because she's a big fucking ball of fire

Also she needs a good reason for going after him particularly. Did he visit her grave when he was a child and not realize it? Is he the direct descendant of a man she once loved but could never have? Is she perhaps just attracted to his scent.

Then as time goes on speckle some smut into the exposition like having her kiss him sweetly when he's waking up and such small but sweet things.

Then full blown smut at some point leading us to the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617748
>Most of KC's recent monsters have been complete shit
He should stop doing new ones for a while and update the art and profile from the older ones. That harpy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617759
Never understood the headpatting thing, honestly. I was always more into hugging them for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617755
Dad? What are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617752
Yeah I guess you're right.

Shit monster for a shit setting, hell are there any other monster girl settings that aren't complete shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617735
I'm doing some spooky smut. I know some people think there's enough smut but there is never enough if you don't have at least one story of them doing their gimmick to a T.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617764
Hugs are nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617768
my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617768
Are you in here for the sole purpose of being angry over everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617773
Which it why Yetis are love.

Yetis should be professional hugtherapists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617768
Your tastes an comments give me the impression you just want human women with extra bits on them. Don't expect everyone to want the same with monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617761

I can try to work with that. I think. I dunno, we'll see as the week goes by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617764
Hugs are absolutely fine anon!
Be sure to hug and nuzzle with your Kikimora!
She is gauranteed to love it and melt in your arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617759
>not hugging her from behind
>not whispering sweet nothings into her ear

Step it up senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617778
Aren't we all?, you flaming faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617794
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl is a best at helping someone in a broken home? Particularly given that just leaving or beating people up isn't a great option and the malevolence could extend to her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617803
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

You've discovered that your waifu has been hiding her terrible fetish from you all this time.

What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617803

Succubus. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617803
>broken home
You mean the one place where you learn not to be a faggot? Why would you not appreciate that experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617793
Don´t worry anon. I´ll suprise hug her from behind and softly whisper in her ear why she is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Love the Kikimora.
As Kiki´s are olev.

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>>13617821
Very good, I would accept nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617818
She's into roleplaying as wizards and paladins while I have sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617818
Kunoichi
Female gain fetish, pregnancy, and a hyper (male) fetish.

Explains why she keeps drooling over the Sabbath Catalog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617797
So I'm not in the hate central? Where the fuck am I then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617829
So she normal, is what you're saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617818
>Cheshire

Oh man it could be anything. I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617803
Living doll.

Until you come home one day to find your dad throwing out the woodchips speckled with the silk dress and white hair.

"Dolls are for faggots you homo." He'll say while throwing a handful of her remains into your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617818
Her fetish is putting wooden clothespins on her ears and nipples while she's masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617818
>shirohebi

she wants me to fuck another girl while she watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617793
>whispering sweet nothings
>not whispering sweet somethings
>like how much you'll love her, from now to beyond the end of time itself, in such capacity that your words express only a shadow of the affection you feel for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617837
the kicker is, she's an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617716
I cut myself just by typing a response. Careful with those edges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617832
She's a Lilim, anon.
She shouldn't be doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617818
Femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617831
A place where people try to like and enjoy things while having to put up with a few faggots who can't stand people liking what they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617834
>Implying her love won't cause her to rebuild.
>Implying your dad won't awaken strapped to the bed as her half rebuilt body leers at her.
>Implying she won't tell him that he needs to "take it easy" as she force feeds him demonic energy potions before returning to your arms as you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617821
kikis are nice and all, especially if your are a neet or work at home, but it's kind of disappointing that their career goals in life is just to keep the home tidy. it's like they are selling themselves short

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617843
Lilims do a lot of things they shouldn't, let's be honest here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617848
>Implying she won't tell him that he needs to "take it easy" as she force feeds him demonic energy potions before returning to your arms as you sleep.

Alp dad when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617818
>Crow Tengu
Maybe a light ryona fetish? Or she just has a thing for hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617846
>spoilering an image when we can't even view it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617853
>Imply he won't be like KGA with a beer belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617738
Everyone thinks that but all of those monsters aren't just going to line up in one spot for you to spray their faces with. Fight the pack with your own pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617840
>in such capacity that your words express only a shadow of the affection you feel for her

Indeed, words don't do it justice. So instead, you show it with your actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617856
Use the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615473
Nigga you gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617858
I'll put alarms around the house and cover myself in holy water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617856
Didn't realize images were fucked right now. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617846
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617820
Is this opposite day? Hasn't it constantly been stated that this sort of thing leads to people with daddy/mommy issues, and a whole bunch of degenerate behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617850
It´s more than that. It´s their career goal to have their husband ascend to a high status and high incomeand retire early while building up a large familiy of cute Kiki daughterus.

They might always have cleaning and tidying in their agenda, but it is certainly not the only or most important thing they have in their agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617866
Thumbnails load and nothing else. THANKS MOOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617872
Those are known as "failures".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617875
Who's moot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617879
Some faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617872
Those people are faggots that didn't get disciplined hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617872
But I'm not a degenerate

I said while posting in a monstergirl thread

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who wants to see monsters in casual lazy clothes? Sometimes it's too cold just for underwear

[Anonymous No.]

What would your MG waifu do if the George Romero Magic transformed your body into an actual bloodthirsty zombie, regardless if you were already dead and buried or re-animated as an undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617887
I sometimes wonder about people who complain about "degenerate" things in this general when they want to fuck snake/spider/whatever ladies.
>>13617892
I think everyone wants to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617861
I tried. Archive're fucked too somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617892
I'd like to see a Kiki in something more modern, like something she'd wear on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617898
That's what software is: A house of cards, being held together by spit and duct tape.

I'm amazed we're even here at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617892
I would like to see this too.

>>13617898
It was just that domouse pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617892
>You will never cuddle with your waifu wearing a sweater.
>You will never convince a lamia to wear a giant sock on her tail
>You will never watch the kiki cleaning your house in a sweatshirt and panties
>You will never see a lizardgirl in spats and school shirt
>You will never see any kind of monstergirl wearing casual cute clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617907
>You will never watch the kiki cleaning your house in a sweatshirt and panties
But she has to, that's her "wife" uniform after she finally gets that promotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617907
hey images work again, party is over guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617907

Truly we are only put on this earth to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617907

>modern Kikimora
>her native language is spanish and she calls you papi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617907
>You will never convince a lamia to wear a giant sock on her tail
I NEED THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617917
that's kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617922
I'm imagining a sweater long enough to cover almost the whole length of her tail. Like, just a regular sweater, but longer. Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smash a chair over the head of my monster girl bully repeatedly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617927
Of course it is, especially when paired with a big booty that she practically flaunts whenever she bends over to dust something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617934
Good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617934
As long as you rape her afterwards.

Otherwise, that's just uncalled for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617934
I can only imagine Monster Girl wrestling now.

>she's a big buff Oni who has a crush on you but expresses it through teasing, forced kissing, and bullying
>get fed up with her
>challenge her to a match
>it turns into some big school event with an announcer and everything
>for contrived reasons you're both wearing luchador outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617939
>Fucking up a bully for bringing you unwarranted torment
>uncalled for

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617946
He didn't express what kind of bullying was involved. It could be justified or the equivalent of sperging out and assaulting someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617948
>He didn't express what kind of bullying was involved
Exactly. It could be the kind that's ruin your self-esteem and pride for the rest of your life, or even something that'd cause serious physical harm to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617946
Yeah, we should always strive to be men of virtue.
Otherwise, we are as bad as those cum-guzzlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617945
>The ref is a succubus that's conveniently short sighted when a foreign object is used against you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617952
What about some stuff that's just sort of annoying and irritating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617819
She wouldn't care about the mental health implications of what's going on? It would depend which series the succubus is from I guess.

>>13617820
I wasn't talking about a strict home, I meant a struggling for money, crimes and court summons being dodged, PTSD kind of thing. Filled and surrounded by people who think it'd be funny to [/spoiler]sneak up behind a sleeping cat with an airhorn.[/spoiler]

>>13617872
It can cause all kinds of issues.

>>13617834
Why a living doll?

>>13617848
Given that most monstergirls are magically powerful and dolls make creepy as shit horror antagonists, that is probably what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617964
That's not really a bully anon. People in these threads just call teasing bullying for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617964
Then cracking their skulls open will not be necessary, telling them to fuck off and generally not looking like a wimp should suffice. Just don't take actual abuse by strangers because "muh monstergirls" or "it's just tsunbullshit!" and pretend to be okat with it. Eye for an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617819
She wouldn't care about the mental health implications of what's going on? It would depend which series the succubus is from I guess.

>>13617820
I wasn't talking about a strict home, I meant a struggling for money, crimes and court summons being dodged, PTSD kind of thing. Filled and surrounded by people who think it'd be funny to sneak up behind a sleeping cat and blow an airhorn.

>>13617872
It can cause all kinds of issues.

>>13617834
Why a living doll?

>>13617848
Given that most monstergirls are magically powerful and dolls make creepy as shit horror antagonists, that is probably what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617954
Now I'm imagining it devolving into something like Luffy Vs. Foxy but I probably lost you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617978

Succubi are naturally empathic, Anon. She'd have least a mild interest in knowing what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>forced to carry a vial of semen with you when you are out late at night so you can throw it as a distraction encase you are cornered in a dark alley

such is life in monster city

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617564
http://gelbooru.com//images/fa/e3/fae36896d2bbb706bfcf3380da5209a0.jpg?1877950
Raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617979
Indeed you lost me, just like any 100+ episode show that's not Precure or Digimon does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617978
>Your Living Doll onee-san will never drag you under the bed to have lewd play time with you one night
>Like that scene from Poltergeist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617978
>I wasn't talking about a strict home
I know what you meant. I'm just sayin: What better place to prepare you for the shitshow that is called living than a little taste of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617981
I hope it's not your own semen. That would just cause them to like the taste and track you down for further milkings and husbandoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617990
isnt that part of the plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617985
It's a fight where the MC is much stronger than his opponent but he almost loses because he keeps falling for stupid ruses, cheating, and Home Alone style funhouse shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617999
Well, if you wanted to hook up with them you could have skipped the vial part and let them have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617990
>some guy donates his semen so he can be tracked down and raped by random street monsters so you don't have to

He was a real hero. He was a true patriot
;_;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618007
Oh, because that's just as much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618007
hey, the vial offers the choice of location

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618007
but what if you had things to do that night but you still wanted her later?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Cheshire to smug all over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618009
>Turns out he's been dead for over a decade and his semen had been replicated multiple times over the years
>His body was cremated and his soul was taken by charon so not even liches or will o wisps are able to get him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618018
Good point.

>>13618019
I want to lick and eat her smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618023
I want her to smug me hard and slow.

And then we can cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618007
She will rape you harder as planning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618029
How romantic~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618029
planned*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618030

Would you watch Kung Pow with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618027

>cuddling a Cheshire who grooms you while kneading with her paws as her entire purring body rumbles gently against you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618039
Get with the times old man, there's now a webm for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618007
You're supposed to put a puzzle in the vial that let her reach you after a series of daunting tasks that will prove her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618041
Oh yeah. I'd scratch her behind the ears as she does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618045
Raised by an Echidna were you? I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618041
>Fill belly with kittens
>Rub belly

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug a Kiki while she is busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618065
I want her to say lewd things as I fill her.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, are you strong enough to protect your waifus and fight for a thing you believe in?
Will delete pic soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618076
One time I opened a jar of pickles without beating it with a hammer. So yeah, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna go on an adventure with a succubus paladin

[PantyQuest No.]

Until the cows come home.

Holstaur added: http://pastebin.com/JpDxZbD1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618076
I'll fight to make a world in which my daughteru can live in peace and find happiness, even if I have to defeat dozens of paladins and villains to do so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618095
Cows are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618076
>strong enough to protect your waifu
Actually she's the one protecting my smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618103
And what will you do when the one who protects you is overpowered? Who protects your protector?
Become strong enough to protect her smile in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618095
>That Apsara entry

Oh my. I want one to do the lewdest dance possible for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any monster girl that can defeat the Chosen One?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616379
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618123
Madara probably can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618116
Oh great, another Eros cultist crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618095
Milk ADVENTURE!

>You will never have a shortstack holstaur with a bust bigger than any other you've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I'd like? Something about a Hellhound that's a loving, perfect wife that'll make boxed lunches for her husband and make romantic gestures at every chance but when it comes to the bedroom her feral instinct to dominate takes over against her will and terrifies her partner. She cuddles him after and brings him breakfast in bed the next morning once the instincts subside but the poor guy still gets scared shitless on a nightly basis.

It could end in healing for both of them with the Hellhound learning to reign in how scary she is at night and the man learning to become braver and more active in sex. It's probably for the best I don't/can't write with shitty ideas like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618130
I'm no cultist, it's just they have hot women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618095
>just be considerate of other students and don't cause a sexual stampede.
Too late, I'm touching as many cows as I can before they bring me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618123
The chosen one? Jeff Jarret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618134
This is kinda how Hellhounds are, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618134
>>13618146
It really is, they're entry states they're hard femdom but they actually really love their partner and aren't sadistic shits like manticores. They'll even play along if their partner wants to dom them for a change but will always go back to femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618138
>Run through the dorm touching as many Holstaurs as you can.
>Eventually get tackled by a 4 foot tall Dexter Cattle Holstaur and get pinned by her disproportionately massive breasts.
>Other Holstaurs watch in envy as she dry humps you out of sexual desperation.
>They all go into heat as well and rush outside.
>A friendly male student walking past the Holstaur dorm sees the horde approaching him.
>"Good morning girls." He says as he waves his hand cheerfully.
>They tackle him to the ground and all you can hear is desperate mooing.
>The herd then moves on to find another.

Good job Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Corehound girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618150
Monster Girl City College is a scary place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618138
>Holstaur counter-raid
>Stampeding through the campus
>Most of the male dorms are left in ruins
>Doors ripped from hinges
>Bedframes buckled from the forceful riding
>Everyone & everything coated with milk and semen
>Majority of the male students don't show up to class the next day
>Some are just too worn out to move their legs, but most are stuck in Holstaur marshmallow hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618150
Aw, I want to be tackled and gangraped by Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618146
>>13618149
It's pretty much hellhound with one or two silly ideas tacked on but barely anyone likes portraying them how they actually are because of the shitstorms about femdom. I mostly just wanted a reason to imagine a hellhound in a naked apron bringing breakfast in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618134
>>13618158
I can't see a hellhound being a housewife but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618149
That's a load of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618150
>That one student who was in the chemistry lab leaves the college and prepares to go home
>Looks out the window from the 4th floor
>Sees a bunch of crazy cows attacking everyone in the campus
>"Welp, time to spend the night in the janitor room again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618156
As soon as I know its coming, assuming I'm not the one who started it, I'd just wait naked in my room with my arms stretched out to hug which ever one gets to me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618164
did you bother checking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618167
>Hiding in the closet of that creepy Kikimora janitor.
>The one who has her own stash of unmentionables, but they belong to male students.
>Pressing them into her face and inhaling.

I don't know Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618164
Have you actually read their profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618168
I'd probably hide somewhere in my room and try to hide my scent.

Monster girls don't want to be fed they want to hunt. You gotta give them a little challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618169
Don't engage him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617458
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618158
>but barely anyone likes portraying them how they actually are because of the shitstorms about femdom
You complain about this, but I've never actually seen anyone portray one even close to a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618176
In the gym's equipment room it is, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618161
She might ask for her advice from other MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618179
>Monster girls don't want to be fed they want to hunt. You gotta give them a little challenge.
Not Holstaurs, especially ones in heat. Why would they pass by a perfectly fine and willing man to go find some difficult guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618188
No, I say that I don't want her wanting to be a housewife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618182
That's actually a dark grey and neon purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618169
All the entry says is that they recognize men are fragile, it says fuck shit about them being loving and caring outside of sex.

You can have your headcanon, it's cool cause half the shit here is threadcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618186
And then you have a run it with the swole Oni gym teacher, all sweaty from the latest training session.
>>13618190
If they can't find me they don't really want me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618193
>In this way, they lash out violently at men with their lust, but they never treat men carelessly. They also recognize that humans are frail beings, and they treat them with care as "their one and only male," something more valuable to them than anything else. If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
>No matter what, they just won't become a "pet dog," but they do recognize the men they capture as their husbands and shower them with love just as any other monster would. But the more their love deepens, the more their lust blazes, heating up their desire to have sex with their husband and get pregnant. It's expressed as increased ferocity, and they'll end up spending even more time riding on top of their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618186
Where all the jocks mill about smoking, shooting the shit, and trading prono mags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618185
Of course you didn't. The fire usually ignites way before that point.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least Holstaurs aren't as dangerous as the Minotaur 'Frat girls'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618194
>>13618197

God dammit, fine. The roof, then. I'll just go grab my portable tent...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618194
>If they can't find me they don't really want me.
Exactly, more cows for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna hug a vampire from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618201
They don't look so tough. That one Minotaur girl just spends all day smelling flowers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618203
And heeere come the harpies!
>>13618205
I'm sure one will sniff me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618203
So the airborne monsters can see you out in the open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618196
Yeah, you can assault them and dom, and they won't hurt you while having sex, but that doesn't mean they are loving and caring in any way.

Since we're cherrypicking anyway here's the part you decided to omit.

>After capturing a man they're into, they keep him within reach so they can violate him whenever the urge arises. If they feel like having sex, they'll pin a man down right then and there and have sex with him, and if they feel like getting pregnant, they'll violate him so much his semen will be milked dry. The sex is extremely rough and wild.

Like I said, if you want your threadcanon hellhound just go for it anyway, there's no need to manipulate the words of KC to make it feel supported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618134
>Hellhound is always in charge
>She's the dom in bed, she decides what he wears every day, she decides what he eats every day
>He never makes a fuss because, for the latter two at least, it's not done out of a sense of domination
>She just wants to make sure he looks sharp at work and to ensure he eats right and doesn't stuff his face with junk
>He gets in a car accident on his way to work one day
>He survives, but has to stay in the hospital for about a week
>He wakes up to her sobbing
>She's so happy to see that he's awake and aware
>Spends the whole week with him, refuses to leave his side
>When he's discharged she dotes on him non-stop
>Even cooks/orders unhealthy junk if he wants it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618212
>>13618216

Fugg'n SHIT

I'll just rappel out the back of the building and jump over the wall while no-one's watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618201
No way, the Holstaurs are way worse. Minotaur? You know what you're getting up front and can avoid it. Holstaurs are tricky. They have all the power, but it's hidden. You never know if the gentle cow sitting next to you in biology is going to stay calm, or if she's just one poorly-interpreted comment away from mounting you right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618223
I'm sure the Kunoichi will love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618224
Just give her the daily D. Which I would be sure to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618217
>Cherry picking
Anon, that wasn't cherry picking. It posted all the context of a paragraph that was not related to the previous one. Your quote, however, is cherry picking as it's only a small portion on a paragraph that supports your own claims.
For the entire part:
>After capturing a man they're into, they keep him within reach so they can violate him whenever the urge arises. If they feel like having sex, they'll pin a man down right then and there and have sex with him, and if they feel like getting pregnant, they'll violate him so much his semen will be milked dry. The sex is extremely rough and wild, but they don't cause pain and agony for men through it. They only thing induced is pleasure so wild it causes a man to submit to them from the bottom of his heart along with the ejaculation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618224
That's what makes them fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618218
I want a loyal loving dom Hellhound waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618218
>monsters caring about their husbands

They can just get a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to kill an Apophis that was my mentor and pretty much my second mother in a field of easter lilies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618244
What a thrill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618244
She was a true Patriot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618235
Loving dom is the best dom. It's the only dom for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618226
These girls can't be serious.

Uh, barricading one of the rooms? Hiding inside the pool? The library? Emergency helicopter extraction through the window like an action movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618253
>barricading one of the rooms?
Slimes sneak in
>Hiding inside the pool?
School swim team has extra practice.
>The library?
Otaku Oomuroke goes crazy from all the sex in the air.
>Emergency helicopter extraction through the window like an action movie?
Wurm sees the cool explosions

There is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618253
>Hiding inside the pool?
Aquatic monsters. Also the Jinko on the swim team.
>The library?
All the nerdy ones.
>Emergency helicopter extraction through the window like an action movie?
Chunni ones. Also the rich ones who want to play the bad guy and rape you.
>barricading one of the rooms?
Some dragon will see it as a fortress to be brought down for the treasure inside.
There is no winning with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618253
ha, you think barricading can help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618260
Fucking hell, why can't I escape the fucking monstergirls?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618267
There is one escape. But you probably don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618267
It's your fault for attending a mixed school when your aunt offered you her spare room in that nice little town with the human college.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618267
You arent taken already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618269
Is it castration? If he can survive it castration is the only way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618253
>Uh, barricading one of the rooms?
Sure, make it obvious. Slimes or ghosts could sneak right in.
>Hiding inside the pool?
That's when a couple of mermaids yank your swim trunks off

>The library?
Crow Tengus, Lichs and other nerds are reading smut in there to there to calm their urges when you come in
>Emergency helicopter extraction through the window like an action movie?
Helicopters cost a lot. It's owned by a vampire who makes the pilot fly it over to her mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618279
No.

Get a human girlfriend. Preferably one that's ultra conservative and worships the chief god every Sunday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618269
That won't work. The Lich in the chemistry lab will bring him back. That, or the wights in the theatre department just get new ghost husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618267
Humans aren't allowed to win in /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618284
It's a good thing too. Humans are awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618264
>>13618263
>>13618269
>>13618271
>>13618275
>>13618280
>>13618284

Fine. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I will seek help of a female human girl and ask her to pretend to be my girlfriend!

This will work, right? It HAS to work! I'm doing the unthinkable here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618281
That sounds terrible. I'd rather castrate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618287
Humans are alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618287
Still better than monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618288
I hope she's okay with NTR because that's gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618288
They may try to turn her into a monster girl.

Just for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618291
>This is what humielovers actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618288
She's either secretly a MG or about to be turned into one
Or you'll be kidnapped and raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618232
>give her vitamin D
>get vitamin D from her milk

the circle of life~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618301
>traitorposting
Yeah, I figured it was about time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618296
>>13618295
>>13618302

I'm officially out of options. All that's left for me to do is swallow my cyanide capsule, get on my knees and pray for FOXDIE to take me away before they find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618312
If you don't like monster girls then you shouldn't be in the monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618295
>>13618302
I think they'd more likely turn her into an MG. But then again that's just my silly headcanon.
>>13618316
And then a Will O Wisp comes for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618316
Get ready for an eternity with jealous ghost
Or hell, i'm pretty sure monstergirls that are powerful enough can just straight up go to the afterlife and drag you back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618288
She attends the university too? I give her three weeks before the demonic energy warps her into a monstergirl

Maybe you'll wake up to find two gigantic leaking tits pinning you down and her caring face asking if you don't mind going steady for real before she forces one of her nipples into your mouth

Or perhaps she'll coil you up in her new purple scales while detailing how her apophis labmate gave her a delicious drink and how she'll be making most of your decisions from now

Worst case scenario she walks up to you one day with dark skin like coffee and snow white hair along with long elf-like ears telling you that she met up with the amazoness volleyball team and that she wants to see you in her room right this instant.

Most likely she'll just end up a blue-skin demon and sneak into your room before making you dream of cumming deep into her demonic pussy and giving her your seed.

Worst case she accidentally inhales some spores and you end up fucked by a matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618316
Good luck with that Will O Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618322
You would have a point, had I said anything remotely like that.

But as you look down, your hands are empty.
They always were anon, the whole time...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to explore the wastes with my loyal wolfu at my side!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618329
That's pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Hummingbird-chan is a story now! I de-greentexted it, fleshed it out a little and fixed a few minor things. She also has a name now.

http://pastebin.com/KczLjkvx

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618330
>>13618329
>>13618328
>>13618324
>All this overkill for one dead man
Monstergirl College is extra fuckin' scary I'll tell you what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618336
I didn't know I was talking to Oscar Wilde but then again you came off as a faggot anyways. I'll repeat if you don't like monster girls then you shouldn't be in the monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

are there scenarios where all human women are turned into monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618342
You could just not go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618288
>you swallow hard and take the plunge
>you ask a filthy pd humie woman to be your girlfriend
>to your surprise she is absolutely delighted and is actually quite nice
>one day the cows attack
>you smugly walk past them, hand in hand with your girlfriend
>your smug is cut short though, when a helicopter suddenly flies over you, turning and landing a few feet ahead
>a beautiful blonde woman jumps outside, clad in a strange winged armor
>"I FINALLY FOUND YOU YOU WHORE"
>shockingly your gf pulls a plastic halberd out of her purse and points it at the helicopter
>"YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE ME, MOTHER! FOR I AM THE TRUE HEIRESS OF THE WALLACHIAN THRONE!"
>while they poke each other with their toy weapons the helicopter's pilot comes out and gives you a sad, yet warm smile
>he introduces himself as your girlfriends father, and husband of the vampire now rolling in the mud with her daughter
>as the color drains from your face, he pats you in the back and welcomes you to the family
>your face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618344
Petty insults and repeating your empty point...

Well, if you huff and puff hard enough, maybe something will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618349
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618348
I thought I was already in there and the problem was more about getting out before the Holstaur rape stampede reaches me.

>>13618349
...My face when indeed. Game over I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618354
Put down Dorian Gray. It's only meant to be read in high school. Dodging my point only makes you more of a faggot and me more correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618339
Nice. Always good to see a cute greentext get fleshed out. Keep it up, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

There needs to be more stories about human adventurer parties becoming monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618362
>my point
You mean the thing you don't have?
Go on then, impress me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618364
Thanks! I definitely will.
Next up is the mouse-bondage one, probably in a few days though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618369
>I can dodge this shit all night long while still accepting cocks in my mouth
You don't say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618368

Congrats, you now have three Ushi Onis sans seals. Was getting everyone raped part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618373
So you start with nothing and end with nothing.

At least you're consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618376
But that's my point. Corrupted human girls tend to become a handful of monster girl types.

I wish there was more diversity in the stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618368
I'm going to take her tiny crown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618381

Because outside of that handful you need lilim intervention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618368
>"Hey! I remember you three from the starting zone!... Wow you guys look a lot different now... Is that a tail?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618348
What if he joined the No Rape Allowed Club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618377
You blowhard like a faggot and ignore points instead of arguing because you don't have a foot to stand on. My point: you don't like monster girls and would rather shitpost about traitors then join in discussion. You: Meh meh huff and puff like I do on cocks. Meh meh impress me with your erection. Meh meh even though I would never give an actual response I'll just downplay what you say as nothing.

Sorry kiddo that's three dodging responses. You've got nothing. I win, you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618376
>get a qt tsundere paladin, kuudere mage and ara-ara rogue to join you in your adventure
>planning to get al heroic and shit
>half a week of travel later you are jumped by a ushi-oni
>your dick-ass mage throws her a spell of fuck you and showers everyone with gore and blood
>she also teleports you all away from her
>you set up camp and start tending to their wounds
>later in the night you wake up to three pairs of yellow eyes looking at you with madness and lust
and that's why you only adventure with your bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618387
You could just say it was a magic artefact or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have a limit on cow-tits?
http://exhentai.org/s/ee291a52b5/531167-1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618387
Not necessarily. There are cursed items too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618402
Yes, bigger than her head is too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618402
Too fat. As long as she isn't a fatty then I don't really mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618394
>Implying I ever said I don't like monsters
>kiddo
>"winning", on the internet

Wow, the power of your autism is a sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618411
You're right. Not like you would ever say that to me because you're a child. The only way I win is if you stop shitposting in this thread which we both know you won't do. Trolls +1. Me 0.

Your debate skills are shit. Consider learning some of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618397
That looks decent.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello.

I have updated the story about the Mantis.
However, this portion of the story does not have very much about the Mantis in it.
I apologize.
Somehow, this woman wants to be heard.
I feel I may have to restrain her soon.

http://pastebin.com/FhNaLCU9

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your Holstaur onee-san bullies you when adults aren't around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618368
I want this too, but in a slightly different format

>You're the leader of an adventurer group wandering into the depths of a catacomb
>Your group is composed of three girls, each of which specializes in their own way and yourself
>The four of you descend and do well the first few levels.
>Until you're caught in a trap and the four of you are separated

At this point the story divides into the perspective of each party member as they try to get back with the others

>Tank/warrior girl ends up fighting her way through dozens of monstergirls.
>Doesn't realize when her fighting skill turns to simple bloodlust and she starts rampaging
>Her body slowly shifts as scales spring up and her gauntlets burst into red claws
>By the end she's reveling in the bloodshed around her
>But she's no longer satisfied with smallfries
>She wants to face a worthy combatant
>She can only think of you and in her mind lust and desire take root

>Magician girl finds her way to a library after searching for an exit
>Becomes enchanted by the books and refuses to leave, choosing instead to study them closely
>Goat horns begin to peek out from the edge of her hair
>Time passes by and the pile of tomes grows larger
>By the time she's done she's become a fullfledged baphomet
>Her only wish now is to find you and make you her onii-chan.

>Paladin girl chooses to continue her mission of smiting demons without you
>Kills several low level succubi with ease and becomes cocky
>Cocky enough to go after a lilim to test her faith and power
>Instantly blown away by the demonic energy
>Horns spring forth from her head and smooth blue skin replaces the old pasty white
>Her mind becomes warped with desire and her mission changes

Then when those sequences are over we return to anon who has just woken up and sets off searching for his old companions. He finally sees their shadows in the distance and rushes over only to be set upon by three monstergirls strangely resembling his friends.

Then rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618419
>S-shitposting!
You know what, fine.

If you're that petty, then take your "victory". I'll even let you have the last word.

[Anonymous No.]

How much of a fag am I?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find the gaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618431
Then I just go find some other cow to touch if she wants to be shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
gigantic.

but I can't hate you because you have some good ones mixed in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
You seem to have a thing for dominant women.

And that's great. Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618425
Noice, I'm following 'ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
That's some good tastes. Only ones I'd question are the Dhampir, Ninja Girl, and Valkyrie. Replace them with something better, like a Jabberwock or something and you'd be 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
A least you're consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
Anon. Holy shit Anonymous. I mean holy god damn mother fucking shit
Give me a high five and act like nothing happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618419
>makes up strawman
>other party doesn't bite
>gets super pissy
Not him, but you have no business calling other people childish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
8/10
Other then the meme girls, you have good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
Great taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618452

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
11/10 choices m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618433
Personally,
>slaying monster girls
meh. I'd rather some 3rd faction to kill off without feeling guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618440
It's disappointing that that's just another Giantess picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
>No Kakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618459
>TL;DR: Misrepresenting the opponents argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437

>All those memepicks
>Picking Dhampir, who's been nerfed to hell last month
>Picking Lilim, the very definition of cancer

It's like you want your team to lose. Top fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618469
>Too long; didn't read.
Maybe you should have read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618463
KC should add a Lovecraftian faction that is only partially corrupted and makes for good mooks.

Like a few of the fishmen and elder gods are under the Demon Lord's influence but others are fighting back. Make a good campaign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618464
>Just another Giantess picture.
Nigga you need to learn how to have fun with big women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618474
>nerfed

What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
>no Wurm
besides that ok i guess

also, you better not consider all of them your waifus or you're a gigantic fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618463
My way around this is to make it kind of cartoony or lighthearted.

Like something that would kill a normal person would just knock out a monstergirl. Although I would still portray it as hurting and doing some internal damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618476
What for? We've been over this one: That pic and its definition are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618477
The Deep Ones don't even need much of a change.Just make them cuter and all female, and keep the parts about them bargaining with humans to breed with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618479
>Can't hug
>Can't hold hands
>Can't kiss
>Can't fuck without being used like a dildo
>Can't hold in your arms

get better taste and do so quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618440
Is there an uncensored version of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618480
KC lowered her attack power to the point of making "duels to the death" with her mother look like kiddy pretend fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618492
I thought that's what it always was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618481
>also, you better not consider all of them your waifus or you're a gigantic fag
Anon it's not a harem, read the filename. My waifu is a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618492
Elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618484
Your definition of what a strawman is what's bad. When did I take an outside analogy and knock it down as a defense of my argument? When did I even have to do that? All he said was ad hominem attacks and that I had nothing. That's why I countered with pointing out he was dodging. Read the the screen cap and not use a misunderstood definition of what a strawman is before you take up defense of some idiot that can't even prove an argument. Especially when you can't either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618488
http://exhentai.org/s/c66955f2a6/822526-19
The original version doesn't show vag or anything, just I was banned recently so I figured I wouldn't take any chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618448
>Valkyrie
>Something better
Nigga you looking for a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618503
>outside analogy
That's not a strawman at all. It really is misrepresenting another's argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618513
Then you don't know what a strawman is. Congratulations. Remain ignorant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618474
>>13618492
Good.

Vampire>Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618514
>Strawman:
>a sham argument set up to be defeated
>Most commonly in the form of a misrepresentation of another argument.
I'm sorry, but the dictionary has been proven to be smarter and more reliable than armchair knowitalls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618440
A master panty thief at work.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel if your parents called you and told you that on your next birthday an ancient and powerful Dragon would come to take you away and marry you?

Apparently one of your ancestors offered a descendant of her choosing as a sacrifice to her. When you were born she decided to finally make use of the offer.

They apologize for not telling you sooner as they had hoped the arrangement would wither away over the years, but they just got a letter from her not too long ago.

What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618520
Fucking vampire mains are almost as bad as Lilim mains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618487
>Can't hug
She can hug you, like a stuffed animal.
>Can't hold hands
Who says? She'd just have to be gentle, or you could just rest in her hands.
>Can't kiss
What? You're saying she couldn't press you against her big soft lips?
>Couldn't fuck without being used like a dildo
Well now you're just showing that you're either a maledom-fag or you're just not adventurous.
>Cant hold in your arms
There are many parts of her that you could hold in your arms. Her face, her titties, her booty, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618522
Rewording what I said is not proving you right. You're just agreeing with me with out knowing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
Let it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618152

When you write one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
I'd have to accept my responsibility but is it really a Jabberwocky? Can't I get a real Dragon Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
I would be honored and giddy that a proud and strong dragon wants me. I would marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618503
>doesn't know what a strawman is
>also doesn't know what ad hominem attacks are

Is this your first day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437

Where'd you make this at? I feel like flaunting my exquisitely shit taste as well.

I like your list, bro, no homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618531
>Maledomfag
Where did that come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
I'm not going to be happy if it is anything other than a Ryu, as far as dragons go, but it's not like I could help it anyway. Accept my fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615919
> Don't care much for delicious brown, angels and cosplay-tier girls in general
Yet for some reason, I feel oddly warm every time I see her and can't stop thinking of her and doing hand-holdey things with her these last few days. Why? I don't want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618539
Keep staying ignorant. I'm sure that will work out for you in the long haul. Just remember this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618533
>Rewording
There was no rewording, you moron. Are you the same guy who thinks claws are tusks as well? Or are you the guy who thinks lead and gold have the same density?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618537
Whichever you prefer, she's not necessarily an ordinary dragon though. A bit more elite than the typical example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618542
don't talk to retards, it's infectious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618548
Now that is a strawman. Thanks for giving us an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618547
>Just remember this conversation
It's in my "stupid things stupid people have said to me"-list for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618542
Used as a dildo, so she has power over you, maledom-fags hate that, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618549
>Choose wurm
>She's exactly the same as a regular wurm except a posh british accent.
>"I do say Sir Anon, those cuddles this morning were rather top notch don't you agree?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618543

Well too bad. You get an Akantor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
I happily marry her and NEET it up together! Like in >>13614937! Anyone have that greentext of the boy who gets wed of to his immortal Dragon Protector and finds out she's a NEET?

>>13618537
>>13618543
>Not liking best Dragon
Disdain for plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618560
>wanting to be used as a dildo
I think most people would hate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618556
That was not strawmanning.
At all. Can you actually elaborate on how it is if you're so sure? And don't do that BS tactics of dodging the question or redirecting it back at me. If you're so 100% that your definition of strawman, that differs greatly from a dictionary, is so correct then you should be able to explain just how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
I'm ok with it, I like all the powerful monstergirls

Can't she be a vampire though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618567
>best Dragon
But anon, that's not vanilla mge Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618549
Haughty, hot-tempered and passionate Red Dragon it is then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
If it was really a Jabberwock i would honor that ancestor of mine and express my extreme gratitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618571
What you did was bring up an analogy of another person and how I was like them in order to prove me wrong by association. That is a strawman. You also misrepresented me so by your own defition that is a strawman. I never dodged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618560
That's tangential to the point of non sequitur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618569
It sounds fun. Depending on how literal we're talking here. If dildo means getting sucked into a vagina anyway and not used and treated like a sex toy. IMO the best giantess are the ones that are as big as they can get while still allowing relatively normal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
>>13618567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc

>MFW Jabberwock telling you to 'Amend thyself of yon fric-a-frac, little knight. For your vorpal blade should sing snicker-snack, were we to fight,'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618583
Those weren't analogies so much as legitimate questions since you share noticeable qualities with the two of them. They were more closer to Ad Hominem, you idiot.
I didn't misrepresent jack squat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
Tell them I'm too busy to be sacrificed but I'm open to a few dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618569
I'm not an unreasonable man, let's take this to a vote.
http://www.strawpoll.me/4572032

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618593
Well, the "loss of control" is really the big dividing point between maledomfags and femdomfags, so I don't think we'll see eye to eye on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618598
Sounds like a clever pick-up line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
>Arranged marriage
That's my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618603
Now hold on there Mr. Scientist, you worded that completely different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618601
Whatever you want to tell yourself to believe you're right. I'm not him. You misrepresented me as him. That is a strawman by your own definition. Ad hominem would be me calling you a faggot. Which you are. Cry harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618604
Half of the dom aspect is a mental and attitude thing between the two partners. Like you could just dive right into her vagina because you wanted to without any regard for maledom or femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

How long could you distract a Dragon Girl before she gets bored and rapes you on top of her vast treasure hoard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84CLnZZzsa8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618612
>Faggot
>Cray harder
>Still mot getting the definition and resorting to hyper petty name calling
Well I had a feeling you were a shitposter earlier, but this cements it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618613
>Half of the dom aspect is a mental and attitude thing between the two partners
Obviously.

>you could just dive right into her vagina
Let's not get too romantic in here.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is best for bullying two nerds who keep debating on a Nicaraguan basket weaving guest book?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618614
>implying a Dragon would want someone like me anywhere near her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618609
I mean, the spirit is the same, right? I never specified how large she was compared to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618616
Way to dodge my obvious win of a point. Anyways good luck to you. You obviously have a narcissistic personality disorder to butt into other people's fights and try to defend them as if you were to win them as the other person was flagging. You didn't but I'm not going to hold that against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
But my parents also arranged me to marry a vampire girl. And a Lich. And a Lilim. And a 9 tailed kitsune. How are we going to settle this mess? And why are my parents such shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618624
Gazer. The answer to who is best to bully is always Gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618626
>the spirit is the same
That's not very scientific, if I may say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618628
And you're also one of those guys who is up their own ass and has to get the last word on things too?
Boy, you really don't know squat about logical fallacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618629
Is your mother a Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618629
I'll take the sassy fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618643
How is that relevant to this situation? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if you were taken in custody and sent to pre-trial detention for something you didn't do? What would she do to get you out or prove your innocence?

How hard would she panic if she found out you were sent to a prison full of rape-happy monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618637
>don't know squat about logical fallacies
He is a master at making them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618649
She probably wouldn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618656
One doesn't have to properly know about them to use them. The guy needs a dictionary like a diabetic needs insulin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618649
>Panic
>More panic
>The officials have never felt such heart wrenching tears
>Just holy shit she can make them feel bad
>Goes beyond the panic, and becomes superpanic mouse

Why wouldn't there be male only prisons in such a world? I blame those dang tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618649
Keep a close eye on our daughter. God forbid this turns into another Oldboy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618567
>implying jabber is even in the top 3 of dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618646
I would too. Mofu is lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618647
>How is that relevant to this situation?
Because I can see a Cheshire mom doing something like that for shits and giggles

>>13618649
My waifu is rich as fuck. I wouldn't go to prison, and If I went she would guarantee that nobody touched me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618646
She looks like a smug delinquent who'd try to threaten to blackmail you if you were her babysitter, but also looks extremely vunerable to hugs and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
I call shenanigans on their story, they probably got fed up waiting on me to give them grandkids and took matters into their own hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618664
>Having this bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618649
Hope that I can prove her innocence, and that it's not some conspiracy to get rid of my waifu.

If I got sent to a prison, the she would be terrified. My ass would be owned the second I walked into my cell. I just hope they don't rape me too hard before I get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618676
>thinking tentacle slut dragon is anywhere near the top

I cannot deal with plebs of this magnitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618683
Let me guess, you think vanilla Dragon is the best?

Do you also play as Mario in Mario Kart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618685
It's called Mario Kart for a reason anon. Not Luigi Kart, not Bowser Kart, not Donkey Kong Kart. MARIO Kart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618685
Vanilla is in fact the best.

Who could even argue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618683
>>13618685
Guys, guys.

Ryu a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618661
If you were sent to a male prison, you'd come out as an Alp, Anon.

It's something much, much worse to think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618667
>"Anon, buy me an ice cream."
>"No? Well then, I guess I'll just tell my parents that you tried to molest my fluffy tail~"

The worst part is she will blackmail you into performing lewd favors for her, which will give her more to blackmail you with. A never ending cycle of fox mischief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618692
Mein nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618685

>Implying the vanilla Dragon holds a candle to Akantor-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618694
>Not wanting to be an Alp
Alps get all sorts of cool bonuses, they get wings, magic, and have equal rights in MGC! Alping is the best decision one can make in their life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618695
I want to punish her for being a bad girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618695
>[MAXIMUM CUDDLES]
There, pesky foxgirl defused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618692
Clearly the musings of a madman.

Get a lamia, why don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618661
This way, male prisoners can be useful, rather then mooching off the government all day. It also keeps the monstergirl prisoners happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618697
I will end you and your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618698
Not necessarily. If you have a waifu, you'd probably turn into another one of her kind.
Still do not want.

[Anonymous No.]

You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot her Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618649
She'd break in to save me of course. You don't fuck with a Shirohebi's man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618709
>house
This isn't some Sengoku war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618701
Cuddling her so suddenly might cause her to bite your arm. She has to warm up to you, make her depend on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618695
I refuse to be blackmailed about something I didn't do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618704
>Not wanting the best of both worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618709
I'll kill your house and burn down your family!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618649
>Police arrive to arrest Anon
>Find a Lilim standing in their path
>"Ma'am, we need you to step aside please"
>"Ma'am, step aside or we'll be forced to move you"
>"You're welcome to try"

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want a monstergirl waifu.
I just want to be purely platonic friends with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618713
Kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618726
Too bad, you will have a waifu and you will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618715
It is now.

>>13618722
Bring it, false prophet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618720
Who do you think they're going to believe? Their innocent, well-behaved and polite (at least when they're around) daughter or the man they just hired to be their babysitter who they don't know too well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618726
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618713
Shia LaBeouf

[Anonymous No.]

>The past few days were hectic.
>A new city, a new job... and a new maid.
>After the maid saved you from that rapist, life continued on as normal.
>You had mountains of papers and years of tasks ahead of you.
>The only thing different was an additional companion.
>The maid was ... strange to say the least.
>She was constantly at your side, even at work.
>It was uncomfortable to say the least.
>Life was decent and today was a very nice day indeed.
>Today was the day the new hand-holding doujin was going to come out, and you had pre-ordered it to your fapping delight.
>It was going to come today.
>You rushed home in a desperate lust filled frenzy.
>The kiki stood at your doorsteps with a stoic look on her face.
>A pile of books were at her hand.
>Is that what you think it is.
>Fuck no
>no no no no no
>"Dearest master, having such .... depraved drawings aren't fit for someone of your caliber. I will be removing these obscenities from your sight"
>You had wasted so much money for those.
>The kiki crushed the books with her hand.
>Fuck
>Just how strong was she
>"Dearest master, I have organized a schedule for you to become someone befitting of your status. Though it may be difficult, it would be my greatest honor if dearest master would accept the schedule."
>This is too much for you.
>"Can I think about it after I shower?"
>You try to buy time, knowing the inevitable outcome.
>"Very well master."
>The maid replies hastily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618624
Buffcubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618726
But what if she loves you?

[Anonymous No.]

>still no updated version with Jabberwock and Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618721
>a waifu without legs
>anywhere near best

You might as well get a horse pussy dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618737
The maid is fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618734
I should have expanded, I will only be blackmailed by something I actually did, it's going to be mofu mofu time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618733
>It is now
Great. Do I side with the Takeda house, and their unstoppable cavalry units? Or do I go with the Uesugi house?
Wait, what am I thinking? Dokuganryuu House

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618695
>just when she's starting to warm up to you, you'll never announce that you've found a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618737
>destroying Master's possessions
PUNISHMENT! I call for a PUNISHMENT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618741
Jabberwock might ruin the composition unfortunately. Not enough green on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618742
Three words. Full body hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618737
German suplex the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618753
hugs are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618749
No Anon! She'll go yandere on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618737
Get rid of the bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618731
No, I won't. I'm unable to love and I don't want to. I could handle having a monster girl friend, but nothing more than that.

>>13618740
I'd feel incredibly sorry for the poor girl, she'd deserve infinitely better but I guess I could take solace in the fact that she'd surely realize her mistake quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618753
>no wing hugs
I renounce you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618698
>Have to find a husband and mostly meet apathy, disgust, and outright hostility because 'it's gay'
>Have to interact with other monster girls and meet scorn because you could've BEEN a husband

Alps have a hard knock life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618716
She'll only get ice cream if she promises to drop the blackmail bullshit. She only has one chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618756
Hug sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618758
Seems like a good premise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618742
That's why you pick the waifu with the most legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618767
you must have not gotten many hugs when you were a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618771
Creepy, stinky bugs have no business in the domain of superior beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618771
I want her to bite me.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances of one being able to slap an unsuspecting MG's butt and successfully disappear into the crowd in a busy area full of people without being spotted by his "victim"? I need to know for scientific and social research purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618760
Would you at least be willing to fuck her platonically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618778
Sweaty and stinky oomukades make my lower parts happy. I want to get drunk on the stench of the oomukade pit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618780
Most will recognize your scent. You're screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618780
Zero.

Monster girls have Mary Sue powers and will find you in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

So what are your favorite Monster Girl artists, ones that take commission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618778
>not liking oomukade musk
Pleb taste, remove plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618780
Depends on the species. Ones with a keen sense of hearing, smelling, or energy detection lowers your chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618783
>>13618791

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618737
What kind of shitty kikimora is she? No good maid would destroy her master's property like that, much less open his mail and judge him for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Monstergirls would just want to be fuck buddies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618799
Red/Blue Onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618764
>End up crying in the park after a particularly nasty round of verbal abuse
>A friendly Houri comes up to comfort you
>Becomes a close platonic friend
>Brings you into a harem
Good end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618799
Many of them. In MGE you actually aren't guaranteed to marry the first girl who has sex with you. You can get passed around a lot, or it develops that way as you/her keep coming back for more, or they just want a quick fuck and let you go afterwards.

Also Alp, seriously, it's one of their gimmicks according to the setting for. They can be just like your friend from before except you have no strings attached sex every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618781
No, I know I'm old fashioned, but I don't believe in sex without love. The only monster girl I'd have sex with would be the one I'd have married. Besides, I wouldn't want to possibly harm our friendship in any way just for the sake of getting my dick wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618737>>13618745
New ROUTE

>Actually fuck that.
>You were grateful that she saved you from that rapist, but trashing your stuff was haram
>"You're fired."
>The maid doesn't bat an eye.
>"I'm sorry dearest master, could you repeat your words?"
>"YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED,"
>You spent so much money on that, and she just crushes it without a thought? Fuck that. You're pretty pissed.
>"Very well."
>The maid goes upstairs and begins packing.
>Fuck. The doujins are crumpled beyond saving.
>FUCK.
>The maid steps out, a large bag in hand.
>"Master, I am deeply sorry-"
>"Please leave. I want to end this quickly."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618798
She's probably entering in the yandere zone

>>13618807
A red one probably, a blue one I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618812
YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618812
Ahh justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618815
Get her plastered enough, perhaps with help from a red one, and a blue one would do. She might regret it afterwords (if I understand the profile right), but it's still plausible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618812
You could have destroyed her dreams even further but I guess this is the most direct way to a result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618815
Oh no. Does MG Maid Central offer battle maids for protection, or will I have to waifu a Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
Stay right where I'm at and tell her if she wants me she's going to have to stay here and work the land with me.
Also wonder which one of my ancestors was a piece of shit, because from what I've heard my whole family has been awesome always.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys do you understand that probably the kiki broke the books because she really, REALLY, want you to ask her to do the same, right?

It's like you don't remember how possessive they can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618795
You fucking bet it is! I want her many tickly legs to wriggle all over me, the venom coursing through my veins making the experience a breathtaking one. I want us to explore each other with our tongues! I want our drenched bodies to writhe in passion as we have sticky, smelly sex!

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberwock got braces and she asks you if they make her look geeky.
Do they? Her BFF Lilim certainly thinks so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618837
Oh we know. Doesn't mean she was in the right in the slightest though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618837
NO EXCUSES! BAD KIKI! BAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618840
They do, she should get some glasses to complete the look

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618839
Then sink into the smelly abyss and never return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618845
>Glasses
Might as well wear a cape to school and prance about while daydreaming of unicorns and fending off orc raids.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break a monster girl's heart and make her go yandere for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618807
Red I could see, but Blues are total waifu material.

>>13618799
Personally though, I'm not really into the idea of a "Fuck buddy" at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618737
We doing two routes at once nigs
ALT ROUTE
>Perhaps a good shower would take care of your anger.
>What she did was pretty brash but still. she might have wanted what was best for you.
>You were still pissed though.
>You take a shower to cool your anger.
>There were no towels.
>The day keeps on getting worse and worse.
>You were wet and stark naked.
>You sneak out like a ninja. After all, asking for towels is pretty embarrassing.
>You notice the kiki sitting on the couch gasping.
>Shit is she hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618860
>your shirohebi stalker overhears this
>gets upset
>decides to just rape you for being a slut

Does that kind of count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618873
It's not rape if I want her to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618873
But I hate snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618877
Well if it were some other monstergirl of your choice with the same scenario would you be okay with the situation? Would it count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618877
I hate real snakes with a passion, but all Lamia are top tier. except for Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618829
>Your first maid goes yandere after you mention seeing someone
>In the end she scares away the girl you were seeing and you hoped that would be that
>Nope. This was just the excuse she needed to go crazy
>Starts walking you to work and stays nearly an hour after until you ask her to leave
>You can still see her looking at you from outside with binoculars
>All your clothes are bugged in some way. The amount you've found is amazing
>You're pretty sure she's drugging your dinner and that's why you have gaps in your memory between eating and waking up
>You finally say enough is enough when you come home only to find her masturbating over your clothes and smearing her love juices on everything she can as a 'tactic to keep master pure' as she put it
>You call a different maid hotline and ask for something scary and mean
>At worst you'll just have to buy a gun and you're thinking of doing so anyway
>You tell them to send her to your address while you're at work so that they can battle it out while you're away
>It's late when you finally get home, the light is on and all's quiet as you enter
>There are no broken tables or chairs, just the two kikis sitting together with eyes wide and alert as you enter
>The kiki they sent is a bit older than your current one. A giant scar runs across her face and several more scars decorate her arms
>Her skin is also much more pale and her hair black as night.
>"Juu are mastah?" She has an accent you can't quite place, eastern?
>"Yes. He is our loving master." There's a knowing smile on your old kiki's face as she answers
>"It was thoughtful of you to hire her master. We've both agreed that you need more observation and care than only I can provide."
>"With two of us working together we'll finally be able to forge you into the perfect master. Isn't it great?"
>"Jaa! We will be of making short work of you!"
>You feel a cold sweat run down your forehead as the two kikimoras glare with vicious smiles and devious eyes.

Bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618882
mein neger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618877
Indiana pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618885
Bad idea yet not a bad end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618791
>oomukade stinking up the house again
>casually call her to the bathroom
>the second she enters you slam and lock the door behind her
>she looks and see the tub full bubbles and starts panicking
>you grab her in your arms and she feebly begs you not to do it
>you reassure her it must be done and drop her into the tub
>once in the tub she resigns to her fate
>shampoo her hair and scrub her carapaces as she pretends to pout
>she tries her best to stifle her giggles as you scrub everyone of her little legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618431
Is it sexual bullying? I might be into it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate succubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618905
But they love you. What are you going to do about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618909
I'm going to hate them aggressively with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
You are my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618898
I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618910
Hate fucking them may give off a different idea than you may be trying to influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618862
>Reading up on Red Onis
>Notice pic on Wiki

I don't know how I keep missing these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618909
I'm going to politely tell them to leave me alone because I don't really like them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618898
>bathe along with her and ignore her growing arousal
>after you finish, you embrace her
>then whisper in her ear
>"now, make me filthy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618909
If they truly love me, the best thing they could do is stay away. It may be unfair and unreasonable to push my hatred on their whole species because of the unforgivable sins of one of them, but alas I can't trust or stand them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618541
Sorry I didn't see your comment.

http://i.imgur.com/QiDj2LZ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618866
>"I can't have him paying attention to others..."
>Shit she was masturbating wasn't she.
>"I've fallen for him! The butcher of Milan has fallen hopelessly in love with him!"
>She starts to giggle as she reaches orgasm.
>"I know you're there master~ I can smell you. I'm sorry your maid had been so naughty~"
>This was completely unlike anything that you've known about her. You notice a bottle of wine on the ground.
>She's drunk.
>She drunkenly staggers to you and collapses in front of you.
>"Hehe. You smell so good master~"
>She has a lazy grin on her face and begins licking your face.
>"And you taste great too~"
>Her breasts are pressing on top of you with her flushed red face about to kiss you.
>Then something hits your head. Pain courses through your body and you feel a syringe.
>"Dearest master. Please wake up. You are late for work."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618885
>Hire a terrifying other maid!
BAD IDEA
>Hire a battle butler to defend you from your bad idea
GOOD IDEA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618923
That might work with the nicer ones but those would be the ones you want and you are pushing them away. The aggressive ones will go after you regardless. Unless this is a clever weeding out process that you will go after the ones that will leave you alone then you have a short list of the ones you want.

>>13618925
Case in point. If you are giving yourself a short list then you will only go after the ones you've rejected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618934
I'd hire the fuck out of a karate bug girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618935
But I don't want any of them. I don't care if she's the nicest, purest, most devout and loving girl in the whole universe, my distrust and dislike of succubi knows no bounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618920
Notice what pic exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618940
Mantis Kamen Rider show when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618940
Sounds reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618897
The bad end comes when you wake up to the sound of two kikimoras quietly standing at the foot of your bed watching you with eyes wide open

The bad end comes when you talk to a girl at work and a week later she announces that she's moving due to some security issues

The bad end comes when they slowly and methodically erase everyone you've ever loved from your life. Parents? You don't need them when you have two loving kikimoras. Friends? The kikimoras will be your best friends.

The bad end comes when you find them putting their blood into your favorite meals

The bad end comes when you're not allowed a second of privacy for as long as you live

The bad end comes when one holds you down while the other threatens to cut off your cock if you ever get hard while thinking about another girl

The bad end comes when they start branding you as theirs by dragging their talons across your skin to creat light wounds

The bad end comes when they drag you out of the bar when you just wanted to wind down after work and interrogate you for hours on end about who you were planning on fucking behind their backs

The bad end comes when you wake up everyday hoping that today they won't stop your suicide attempt like the last twenty times

With yanderes you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618934
I'm reminded that some security company in Japan did a series of ads that has a woman sitting in a cafe, at a table with all the original Kamen Riders, assigning them each to a room of her home for them to guard.

Pretty good sales pitch. "Our security is as good as having a super hero in every room of your house."

[Anonymous No.]

There any monster girls that would understand what "Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus, and Short" is a reference to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618951
Looks like a world guide pic of one drinking sake off of a guy's member.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather commit sudoku than get raped by a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
>>13618927
I'll delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618975
you committing suicide was her plan all along so she can rape you in the afterlife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618975
Yada yada Charon's infinite pun works yada yada yaa Will O' Wisp eternal rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618975
She'll make more sudoku puzzles for you

As many as you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618437
You have Vampire and Dhampir which easily cancel out Hellhound and Manticore, so you really aren't that much of a fag at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618970
Ah yes. Truthfully, I dislike alcohol, and Onis for the most part because of it.

But even I find that concept boner-inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618960

I don't see what the problem is, they're just showing their love for you.

With yanderes, I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618970
>>13618986
>But even I find that concept boner-inducing.
Now, I definitely ain't an expert on the effects of alcohol on penile tissue, but wouldn't that burn and be pretty painful?

[Anonymous No.]

Can Cupid heal the shattered remains of a broken brutally ntr'd heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618960
On the bright side, when you accidentally glance at a succubus looking girl who turns out to be a Lilim and the kikimoras disappear mysteriously after trying to kill her, you'll appreciate your freedom like no one else in the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618996
>the kikimoras disappear mysteriously after trying to kill her
Why does this give me the urge to laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618995
>NTR
Your fault for having a human gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618993
Fuck if I know man.

Let's just say MAGIC/MAMONO MANA and enjoy the fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619001
Human girls and 3dpd have nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618995
Would she shoot herself so she can heal you personally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618993
He's a big guy, he can take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618840
Lilim is a stupid bully, she's not as cool a beauty as Jabberwock! I want to hug Jabberwock and tell her she's the coolest girl I know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618999
>For the first time in years you sleep peacefully without fear of being attacked or molested
>Just before falling asleep you hear someone knocking at your window
>It's the lilim. She's riding on the back of a ball of pure mamono mana.
>She's holding both of your kikimora maids by their collars.
>She winks and gives you a mischievous smile before flying away into the distance
>A few weeks later your kikimora maids come back
>They're no longer interested in being yandere, instead meekly deferring to you most of the time
>They're both loving and gentle now and do their best to make you happy without overstepping their boundaries
>But whenever you mention lilims they break down and begin to cry helplessly until you cuddle them back to health

Thank you Lilim clause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619009
>Has to shoot herself to love and want to help you
That would be horrible in many ways and would only make things worse honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618999
Because giant evil musclemaids trying to beat an arch-demon to death with sharpened brooms only to get wrecked into another dimension is kind of hilarious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619013
>Bully
I bet you wouldn't call Jabberwock's BFF a bully to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619016
This time lilim was a shit.
I would ask lilim clause to make them more yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619031
Yes I would! Lilim is a bully! A big stupid bully! And her chest isn't as soft as Jabberwock's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619038
So you'd tell Jabberwock, to her very face, that her BFF is an awful person?
Anon, she'd probably give you a black eye, a caved in eye socket, and some brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619051
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619051
Jabberwock knows Lilim's a bully though. Jabberwock is usually the one who keeps Lilim in line.

>she'd probably give you a black eye, a caved in eye socket, and some brain damage.
Now you're mixing the girls up. Lilim is the one who beats up little kids, not Jabberwock. Lilim cut a little kid with her spade tail once. Jabberwock is nice and cool and stands up for her little otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618977
Nobody can survive 10 Holstaurs in rape mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619016

Bro-Lilim is Best Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619057
If she stood up for the kindergartener, she'd stand up for her BFF.
She knows about Lilim's hard life, what with her mother constantly drinking and berating her and even putting a cigarette out on her face before, so she won't tolerate you being harsh.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a tomboy lilim

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Mad Hatters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619057
>Lilim cut a little kid with her spade tail once
Which is what kickstarted her character development into a decent young lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619073
I want to sell her hats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619072
I want a tomboy Lilim to tease me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619069
>>13619075
I don't care, Jabberwock is the coolest, if Lilim is gonna make fun of her and call her geeky, then she's a stupid bully who can't recognize coolness when she sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619084
>She's a stupid bully for calling her friend a geek when she kind of looks like one
They're pretty close. When people are close enough they can joke about that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619090
No one's allowed to joke about Jabberwock though. Jabberwock deserves better, she deserves love and respect!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619105
You're a little too obsessive. Is your step mommy a Shirohebi?
At least Tommy isn't this crazy, then again he's crazy for pussy pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619126
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619126
I want to hold a Cupid's soft hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619126
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619143
I want to fuck a Cupid's plump butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619159
I don't want to sexualize her. I just want to be her friend and have lunch with her or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619159
I want to make a Cupid chocolates for Valentine's Day! Made with my own natural cream filling.

[Anonymous No.]

Can your monstergirl wife be your best friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619143
That's kind of sick bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619166
>Not straight up sexualizing every single monstergirl right off the bat
You fucking nigga of mine. Same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619170
Of course! That's my goal, and why I want a wife who shares in my interests, hopes, dreams and aspirations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619170
uh i think that's the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619141
>>13619155
It's horrible.
I want to strip one down and push her face into a cushion, a hand gripping the nape of her neck as I grind my crotch against her tail. Each little muffled gasp or cry would be the sweetest thing, rubbing her thighs and assuring her I'd be gentle at first.
Of course until I get so caught up with pumping her fox hole full of semen, her waist has hand prints when I finally let go and she lays there slumped against the ground with the most vacant look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619171
I think that still needs some work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619170
>You will never go for a walk with your vampire waifu under the moonlight
I love the night and I would kill half of the people in these threads for a vampire wife

[Anonymous No.]

You can have you're waifu, but you can only do anal.
Do you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm falling in love with Cupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619200
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619059
can anybody survive 10 of anything in rape mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619199
But she poops from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619206
if they are really tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619206
10 dormouses
10 fairies
10 alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619199
Seems like a win win. Can I still inseminate her through alternative means though? Love to have little baphos running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619203
I have absolutely no idea. But for like 2 days now, I can't stop thinking about her and I feel like I'm always blushing like an idiot when I'm doing it, I don't understand it either, she really isn't my type, I usually like big, strong dragon girls. I think she shot me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619199
I love anal though. We can just adopt or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619215
Kill yourself.

That always helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619171
You ought to do other corrupted girls like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Experiment #356; Mad Hatter conversion

Parameters: Human woman is placed inside a sealed off room with a mad hatter's detached 'hat' so to speak.

Initial observations: Subject finds no interest in the hat after noticing it. Vocalizes a desire to be let out, threatens legal actions.

3 hours: The hat's spores have begun to noticeably affect subject. Strange behavior including wandering around the room and staring at the hat have occurred no less than three times.

3.5 hours: After pulling away and reaching out several times the subject finally places the hat on her head. Immediately noticeable changes take place including dilated pupils, a rubor spread across her face, and an increase in body temperatures similar to a high fever.

4 hours: Subject has sat down and does not move or respond to any stimuli. Her expression is dazed with a trail of spit rolling down her chin. First mycelium have made their way into the spinal section. Eyes begin to rapidly shift from side to side similar to REM sleep.

6 hours: Subject has stood up of her own accord. Movements are sluggish. Mouth opens and closes without producing words. Eyes have shifted from a dark brown to a strong hue of violet. Hair has begun to change color starting at the roots and snaking downwards.

12 hours: Subject has made her first request in the form of a limerick. Exact desire was for the observer at hand to open the door and join her for "Forcey fun times"

15 hours: Since her first request the subject has continued verbally communicating with the observer repeatedly asking for sex as well as suits, gardening equipment, and three aglets. Through an undetected mechanism she has correctly guessed his hair color, age, and preference in women.

Note: Switch observers every two hours. The last guy was fidgeting with the locking mechanism while playing with himself when I got here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619199
My waifu doesn't have an arse, what do I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619227
20 hours: Physical changes have stopped. Mycelium is now well-rooted throughout the subject's body and several vital organs have stopped working while their functions are carried out by the fungus itself. The subject's eyes seem to change hue repeatedly (especially while being directly observed) and her hair has settled on a light purple that shimmers similar to neon.

24 hours: Air inside the room takes on a purplish tinge as spores are now being expelled in enormous quantities through the mushroom cap. when questioned on the exact mechanism the subject asked the (female) observer if she'd like one of her own.

Note: Why are we continuing at this point?

26 hours: Secondary subject has been introduced. Healthy male of the same age as the first subject now referred to as SubjectA while male subject takes on designation SubjectB.

26.1 hours: SubjectB begins to cough immediately after being introduced into the room. Comments on the air quality while asking SubjectA how she can stand it.

26.2 hours: SubjectB quickly grows accustomed to the spore-filled air. SubjectA initiates a conversation relating to phallic shaped objects in which subjectB eagerly participates.

26.5 hours: SubjectA has convinced SubjectB to disrobe and begin masturbating. He seems doubtful at first but quickly complies after she whispers something in his ear.

26.7 hours: SubjectB and SubjectA copulate vigorously. SubjectB tries to stop himself or disengage several times but is convinced to continue by SubjectA.

27 hours: SubjectB has stopped resisting SubjectA’s commands. No matter the severity of the command SubjectB unwaveringly carries it out as long as SubjectA verbalizes it. This includes playing tag, reciting the alphabet backwards, listing all his sexual partners previous to Subject A, and thrusting his hips into the air until ejaculating.

Note: I think we can safely end the experiment at this time. Send in the Flame Sanitation unit and the remains down to lab #33.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619227
Are you the guy who did the Manticore transformation? I liked that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619194
Yea, that's about how non effort dicking around after initial dicking around weeks ago typically goes. Who needs actual color when you can mess with a filter on a camo layer.
https://imgur.com/a/EDawp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13617474
So you gonna built that spaceship with her anytime soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619240
>camo cupid with explosive tipped arrows

we rambo now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619240
Christ, you went all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619245
Mean ol' sheriff doesn't want no Cupid in this town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619240
white one is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619240
I like the second to last the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619211
>10 alps

Oh my.

Now I'm trying to imagine finally being caught by them, but even though they all went through that hard work and know what needs to happen next, they're all still in a state of inner turmoil, until one finally works up the courage to be the first...

[Anonymous No.]

Would Master like the list of dastardly deeds to do this week to help him take over the world next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619253
What about 10 stage 3 alps? Could your pelvis handle it? Could anyone's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619233
I don't remember doing one of those. Do you have a pastebin link or a cap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619240
LiliCupid please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619255
>"Who the fuck are you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619261
The Long Suffering Maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619247
It's actually kind of hard not to when you get going. You tweak a few things "oh this looks nice" and before you know it you have 15 different color variations.

I'd hate to know what p2/recolor anon's folders/files look like. I just happened to do cupid on a whim this time around.

>>13619260
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619270
A white-haired red-eyed Cupid with a Blue and Black motiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619199
>Anubutt
Well, alright...I'll pump her so full, we'll get daughterus from the run-off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619131
Hey now, stereotypes aren't cool, even if they happen to be true.

Just because someone wants to love their Jabberwock 6th Grader Senpai, protect her honor, and sticks their tongue out at anyone who even looks at her funny doesn't mean they're obsessive. Loyal is a better word.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a tomboy Lilim neighbour.
>She's got a couple thousand years on you, but she's been your friend since you were a boy.
>Black sheep of the family, more concerned with cars, beer and rock and roll than spreading perversion and debauchery to the far ends of the world.
>Spent many summers working on that vintage car in her garage, learned a lot of shit.
>She babysat you a lot, your parents reasoning that if the Lilim wanted you, she'd've taken you already, and with even the teensiest whiff of her scent on you, no other monster would dare try to force themselves on you.
>Incidentally, you also happen to be privy to some serious state secrets.
>Like how the Demon Lord is, apparently, lactose intolerant and gets real nasty farts.
>Alice has been tripping balls since the Lincoln administration.
>Mari had a chuuni 'Cowboy Phase'.
>And how Druella's favourite bedroom 'toys' are a tutu, a jumbo tub of potato salad and a jar of bees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618528
Fight fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619283
This man speaks the truth. Jabberwock Senpai has had a hard life anyway, since she's got a part-time job delivering stuff and she's too silly to get the address right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619284
>a tutu, a jumbo tub of potato salad and a jar of bees
And what, pray tell, can you do with these magical items?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619283
Anon, you've been digging though her trash. You're unsettling the wocks.

>>13619287
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619290
Ask Nick Cage.
>>13619292
>What
Was there something unclear about what I said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619296
You've got the wrong set of wocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your reptilefu incubate you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619287
Yes, we all need to learn to be patient. Jabberwock is a great deliverygirl, and the perfect reason to keep buying Spongebob toys online using Mom's credit card to get a chance to talk to her after school! If only I could remember to get the address right.

>>13619292
That's all just for the Jabberwock fan shrine, if Jabberwock saw how big a fan I was, she'd give me lots of hugs and nestle me in her wocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619302
Please don't take away my hopes and dreams. I want to imagine Anon helping Jabberwock senpai deliver something and then he almost gets /ss/'d by some CC who ordered a bunch of kinky stuff, but then Jabberwocky comes to save the day!
>>13619310
Yes. But how would a Dragon do that? Describe the appropriate position for me so I can write about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618933
Good thing Maid Central offers a removal service and compensation whenever this sort of things happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be born into a family of tombskeepers in Egypt
>You will never have a human imouto who is forced to undergo a sacred rites t preserve the seal on the spirit of Apophis
>By carving an incantation into her back
>She will never let her hatred for the life that she was forced into to fester inside her so much, that she breaks her own seal and becomes Apophis herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619059
The milk man can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619256
>10 stage 3 alps
They'd be way less hesitant, even exchanging high-fives and tongues just to get each other riled up. One whispers "You're about to be raped, bro." And your eyes go wide when you see another empty a bag and out falls vials of girtablilu venom, oomukade venom, pseudo-matango spores, the works(lord knows what favors they've done to get ready for this moment).

Days later you'll be discovered by other humans when they find you on the streets, naked, smelling of beer and pheromones, mouth hanging open, multiple tally marks written on your thighs, and your hips thrusting on their own into the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619331
End of Act 1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619316
But she's in 6TH grade.
She can't have a job delivering things then.

>>13619315
Anon she's getting a restraining order for her and all Wocks in the world. Because of you obsessiveness you won't be able to tell what the Wock was cooking ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619328
Grapesnake a shit, so is Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619341
>She can't
She can if she got a fake ID from the delinquent 2nd graders, the Dastardly Duo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619348
The same ones mad at her for telling the teachers about their plan to glue the 5th grade Wight teacher's hair to her back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619316
She gently lays on you like she would with her treasure hoard, her wings shielding the rest of your body and also helps retain warmth. She gets very protective of you while like this. Doesn't want you to leave or move around so suddenly and if she thinks anyone or thing suspicious is lurking nearby she'll growl at them and possibly roar if it's a legit threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619341
But why would she get a restraining order, I'm just being a good little loving otouto! She knows I'd gladly do anything for her and I love her more than anything in the world, she doesn't need a restraining order!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619361
You'd be surprised what a Dragon will do to get the money to buy faux jewels. A girl's gotta have a big hoard to seduce cute Anon-kouhai after luring him in with the pretense of helping him with his math homework.
>>13619362
I might try to work this in somewhere.

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>>13619316
Probably curled around you and as best she can while caressing and humming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619365
>otouto
Fuck *kohai
All this debate about Jabberwock and Lilim is making me forget my Jappanese Honorifics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619369
Anon is already boogieing in the palm of her hand whether she likes it or not.

>>13619365
>>13619373
Because she doesn't like stalkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615927
I do, but that's just cause she's a fun character.
And also has an okay body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619388
I'd give her puppies too, because I bet she stinks like heaven after a workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619378
It's not being a stalker, it's being her biggest no. 1 fan and wanting to always be right by her side! She's cool, strong, beautiful, and better than everyone! Better than the 2nd grader delinquents, Lilim, myself, and even that nice Sheep Nurse in charge of Penis Inspection Day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619393
That nurse has long been fired. Her replacement is an Alp that talks like an extremely flamboyant gay guy, like Shore Leave from the Venture Brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619405
She's Super, thanks for asking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619409
>Super
She's wanted in 4 states for kidnapping charges. That damned Weresheep and her van...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619415
I meant the Alp. That's why I quoted Big Gay Al.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619420
Oh.
Think you can stand the Alp nurse's long rant and not blow your brains out?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never make a dragon need prop herself against a wall to take your relentless pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619438
Of course I can, her rant will make it easier to ignore all the pictures she takes for "medical use".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619440
>2chan maid
Been a while since I saw one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

Snu-snu is fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619473
No thanks.

I'd rather not have any contact with monster girls as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619440
This kid is insanely well hung.
>>13619481
Not even pattycakes?

[Anonymous No.]

Night Anons, cuddle the daughteru
hug the daughteru
sit the daughteru on your lap anddon't burn down the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619483
No thanks.

The youngest age I would like to be when introduced to monster girls is 16 at the least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619485
Oh my, it's getting hot in here! Having my waifu incubate me was a bad call! Hope the straw we put between me and the gold doesn't catch fire...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619483
>>13619483
>This kid is insanely well hung.
One of the props of being an incubus.
If that's what you like.

>>13619481
They're just big girls compared to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619486
You're a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck.
I just came back from watching Tomorrowland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619498
That was a completely mediocre movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619498
>You will never build a golem
>you will never have her question you about feelings and how they work
>you'll never pat her head and cause her arcane flow controllers to divert it to her cheeks and cause them to warm up.

[Anonymous No.]

>That adorable time when your centaur waifu cosplayed as a reindeer for the holidays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619499
It's reception is pretty divided. Some say it's storytelling is murky or it's message anvilicious. Others than it's has a great pace and that it's a nice respite from other movies with usual darker themes.

I thought it was pretty good. If there's anything wrong with I believe the ending was a bit unsatisfying, but otherwise it was good.

[Anonymous No.]

Any kind color anons around to color this for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619510
It's nowhere even close to Christmas you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619485
But there isn't enough room on my lap for two dormice! Unless!
I put my wife on my lap and daughteru on HER lap! GENIUS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619524
Calm down No fun-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619533
Can we get through halloween first? I'm sick of all this Christmas crap being shoved down my throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619525
Ah yes, the incredible lap stack.
How you can get close to your waifu and daughterus.

>Capcha is now spaghetti and Gundams.
Well, OK then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619538
There will always be Christmas crap as long as there are Christmas Cakes, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619510
Damn, Z-ton girls are beautiful.
His girl faces always make me think of Fire Emblem's Olivia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619284
>>Mari had a chuuni 'Cowboy Phase'.
Not sure that's a "Phase". She's still pretty chuuni, wanders around like a cowboy is want to do, and even has a big fancy hat. So...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619328
>Marik is an Apophis
With or without the crazy-as-fuck hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619574
I want to throw a pee filled water balloon at Mari and ruin her pride and clothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619579
I'd enter her shadow realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619579
Without.
He was so crazy, the crazy went to his hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619581
I want to pin Mari down and shit on her chest while sticking my dick through a Denny's glory hole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619515
Last movie I saw was San Andreas.

Was a pretty good disaster flick. Only real qualm is the ending, which suddenly thew "AMERICA!" right in your face at the very end. It was weird and out-of-place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619592
>Not liking "USA"
Commie go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619594
It just felt out of place. Nothing else about the film was particularly patriotic or some such, so having this moment at the very end just seemed weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619600
Someone clearly doesn't enjoy muh freedumbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619600
It had the destruction of the hellhole known as San Francisco and California in general. As far as I'm concerned that's as American as it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619277
I over thought the fuck out of this. First two images are the poor attempt of "Oh, I'm stupid he literally meant profile lilim colors" after 40 minutes of aimless messing around in the general direction of blue/black. Bow and extra bits ended up monochrome due to mistake I can't bother fixing.
https://imgur.com/a/qFU1U
Hopefully one of these work for you. I'm spent and probably won't do any other variants. Which is more to cover incompetence on my end than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619611
Thanks for this, i like the third one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619505
>You will never meet a cute girl your age as a kid and fall in love with her,only to discover that she's actually a incredibly human-like golem.
>You will never grow old as the years pass, seeing her stay just as small, young-looking and smart as she ever was.
>You will never find it awkward to deal with her now that everything between you has changed so much.
>She will never tell you that for her nothing has changed. Even the way she feels for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo, you scopin' dat fat ass abdomen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619649
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the first farmer that saw giant scorpions eating his crops thought.
especially after spraying him down with pheromones to make him jump the nearest girl/his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619661
>giant scorpions eating his crops
> spraying him down with pheromones to make him jump the nearest girl/his waifu.
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619661
Scorpions don't eat crops. They eat animals. Hell, they even eat other scorpions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619666
>>13619671
This lil fella

>With soft black flesh and shells as hard as iron, it's time to learn about the insects of the demon realms. Some of these insects can grow as large as dogs. Many are herbivores and eat the fruits and vegetables of the demon realms. They're even sometimes known for eating a farmer's whole crop; It's been said they're the natural foe of demon realm farmers.
>A common pest for farmers in the demon realms, they spray a concentrated liquid magic from their tails when disturbed. These demon realm insects are excellent shots and typically spray anyone that disturbs them. This causes an immediate intense arousal so that the person who disturbed them will leave to find a partner and the insect will be free to eat the crops.

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>>13619677
The fuckin' bug is literally tellin' the farmer guarding his crops to "Fuck Off".

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>>13619677
Thanks to their unusual looks and the pretty patterning on their shells, it is also quite common for groups of children to try and capture one of these demon realm insects. This results in a lot of young monsters and their male friends getting hosed down and is actually a very common way for monsters and their male friends to awaken to their sexuality.

During harvesting season large hordes of these demon bugs can appear and it's not uncommon for all the workers in a farming village to band together and wage a war to oust these interlopers. During these battles it is common to rely on the strength of incubi since the magic of demon bugs is lessened when used on incubi (However, the magic is just as effective as normal against their wives and daughters which can force them to retire from battle).

During these battles there are also occasions when an oversized demon realm insect can appear and join the fray. The insect boss' massive tail is able to produce copious fountains of magic that it then sprays all over the place (some farmers even compare this with the tsunami waves of the ocean). These demon insects wildly spraying their magic around are known for causing large orgies which mean a lot of couples enjoy joining in the battle to spice up their love lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619677
I wanna cum on it and turn it into a mega lewd girtablilu who has a thing for making and munching tasty as fuck salads, with chicken schnitzel bit in it. Fuck I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619681
Thanks to all the sex occurring during a battle with these demon insects and the liquid magic soaking into the area, a lot of mana is released which absorbs into any crops yet to be harvested meaning they will be come bountiful and of higher quality. Even if the insects win and they manage to devour all of the crops in the area it isn't seen as a bad thing. All the mana released during the battle will also soak into the soil ensuring a bountiful and high grade crop next year. Thanks to this, even farmers that lose their crops typically say things like "Damn, I'll beat up those bugs next year", "Heh, next time you damn bugs", and similar things. This, combined with the fact that no one is killed by the insects, turns the battle into something akin to an annual festival enjoyed by all.

Scorpions are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Since a Kikimora is part wolf, would she coo softly into the moonlit night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619677
>Giant scorpions that eats crops and throw lewd magic.
>farmers are perfectly fine with losing an entire, yearly crop to this fucks because 'lol got laid'.
KC what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think monstergirls and human girls talk about when they're out on a date and in the restroom together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619649
Junk in dat insect trunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619689
I thought she was an off-harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619698
Cute boys and problems that concern people with vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619698
>Not posting an English translation
Nigger come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619708
There's a better translated version than that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619698
How to bed their prey.
>>13619705
More like a wolf/harpy hybrid, though the traits of the latter seem more prominent. She's still technically part of the wolf family, for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619688
Not scorpions, they just look like 'em.

>>13619697
Well, "lol got laid", and because they know it'll mean a better harvest next year. All the more motivation to make sure the same thing doesn't happen again.

>>13619683
I feel the need to point out that, due to the logistics of the MGE, the DR Insects do not Monsterize, except in extreme cases. ie. You keep one as a pet, shower it in love and jizz, and eventually it'll turn into a Furry-Tier Scorpion-esqe girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619708
Didn't know it existed, sorry.

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>>13619697
>Giant scorpion hordes
>Oversized ones that spray waves worth of magic
>Literally an event boss

>>13619713
But they're called Sanri Scorpions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619677
Man, I'd so pour 'dat sticky gooey Demonic Energy into some city's water supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619710
Feel free to post it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619698
>>13619708
Poor little yandere human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619697
They don't actually need food or money to survive. Farming is just a side hobby. "lol got laid" is the essence of their being.

>>13619713
>Furry
No, fuck that. I'm having my lewd salad munching girtablilu lilim and you can't stop me. I'll feed it nothing but cum and dark matter for a year.

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>>13619720
>Sanri Scorpions.
Didn't it say somewhere that that was still more due to shared appearance?

...y'know what, they're weird, I'm not even going to question it.

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>>13619713
It's no fucking use if there's a batter harvest next year if the insects are gonna eat it anyway, and knowing how thing works it will probably just make next year's horde even stronger and bigger.
I would question how these guys even survive every year if it wasn't for the fact they probably just feed from their waifu's demonic energy.

>>13619730
Are you saying that the literally just raise those crops so that the fucking scorpions come and everyone can have their scorpion-sex-festival.
That makes sense.

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>>13619724
I would had already done so if I could find it.

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>>13619736
>just raise those crops so that the fucking scorpions come and everyone can have their scorpion-sex-festival.
No, they raise crops because they want to raise crops. It just doesn't matter if the crops fail because they don't actually need them to survive. Sex scorpions are just a bonus.

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>>13619742
I guess sex gets boring pretty quickly when you can have it constantly for days without stopping.

And if it doesn't you can always go to Pandemonium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619677
I would rather talk about these guys.
>Cute looking.
>Pretty smart for a plant/tentacle/monster.
>Will help you rape your wife until she's a screaming ahegao mess with heart-shaped pupils.
>Great s a pet for kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619748
That's why they do so much new shit to spice up their sex lives. KC is writing himself into a corner and his setting will devolve into Slaaneshi-esque bestial orgies before the century is out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13616403
Start jacking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>yfw a Monster Girl tries to rape you and ends up chickening out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619762
Maybe she just feels guilty?

Maybe rape isn't always the answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619757
>Will help you rape your wife
Nigga I don't need help with that. Get your own pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619762
Were you disillusioned by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619771
>Maybe rape isn't always the answer?
Leave

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go through paladin training with my childhood friend, and become an unstoppable tag-team!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619771
Rape is not the answer, It is the question,
Yes is the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619786
Do you slap her ass every time you switch places during a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619792
And versa vice. Our bond is unbreakable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619762
I know right? I blame the media for teaching girls that bullshit about "respecting the feelings of men"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619240
Sion version best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619803
That's because Sion a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619771
>>13619782
It's funny because succubi are supposed to be cunning seducers who entice men into having sex with them, not brutish rapists who take their man by force, whether physical or magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619802
>Be Bishie
>Go to the bar
>Drink Cream Soda, pretending it's alcohol
>"Oh dear, I think I'm deeply intoxicated and my judgement is impaired! I sure do hope no big powerful Monster Girl takes advantage of me!"
>Big lusty Apophis ara aras and asks me if I need help
>Tells me she'll take me home
>Here we go
>Get in her car
>Drive
>The anticipation makes my dick rock hard
>Drives in front of my apartment
>"Well, here you go."
>I get out of the car.
>"Y-You too..."
>She drives off
Fucking hell this is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619812
>Artstyle has limbs be skinny-as-fuck
>Succubutt still has dat succubutt
Unf, that's what I like to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619814
>that mouth
No. No, And I would a lot of things.

>>13619813
Should have made your intentions clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619814
That's got to be one of the most monstrous forms of a Scylla I've seen.I don't feel safe, so that's a no for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619813
Oh my. It's like your luck points are below zero somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619813
>Not tripping and stumbling, feeling her up, making her want to rape you
Alternatively,
>Not actually getting drunk

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to be hugged between horse titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619814
I would rather my scyllas be less monstrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619822
Still better than lancer luck.
Not by much though. Elizabeth best LANCAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619828
Centaur's worries could have been cute if it wasn't such an LSD-induced clusterfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619833
Angel a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619826
>Be shota
>Walk into bar, hopin to fuck some lonely single MILF pussy
>Ask for the "Hard Stuff"
>Bartender asks for my ID
>I hand her my School Library Card
>"Alright, this checks out."
>Have several shots of vodka
>Alcohol completely consumes my shota head
>Last thing I remember before being knocked out cold is multiple big tall Monster Girls looming over me
>Wake up
>Tucked in a cozy bed with the sun shining in, and birds chirping on the outside
>Mature Thunderbird with thick thighs comes in
>"Oh, I see you've come too little boy! I noticed you passed out in that dreadful establishment so I brought you here for some rest! You just lay down as much as you like, I'll fix you some oatmeal and call your parents!"
>As she leaves I pull down my pants and check my shota penis
>Completely untouched and limp
>"Y-You too..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619828
Horse titties are a miracle of the universe and I'm sure their milk could rival that of holstaurs and minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619843
O-oh... Sorry, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619845
So?
MiiaMom has the most balanced out breasts of the bunch, AND hips that don't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619845
Gyaru might be low-tier, but Papi Mom is still fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do we ensure our younger Monster Girls grow up happy, healthy, and know proper rape techniques? And how do we fight off the cultist Lizard Girls who keep leaving pamphlets at schools titled "The Magic of Consent and Respecting Men!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619845
Did you ever see that recent episode of Bizarre Foods? Andrew was in Kazakhstan and drank horse milk. They love that stuff over there, and he said it was the sweetest milk he'd ever tasted. That it tasted like a vanilla milkshake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619861
We should sell cupakes, and put rage shroom in every hundreth one. That way nobody can trace it back to us! And females buy cupcakes at a far higher rate than males!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619845
>horse milk
>rivaling holst milk

Did you wake up today thinking, "I want someone to rape my throat with their fist"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619843
>Be bara
>Walk into a bar, badly need some pussy
>Start looking for the sluttiest succubutt in the place, something you can really pound
>Crowd seems pretty light, probably came too early
>Only likely wenches you can find flinch away at the sight of you
>Oh well
>Decide to just have a few and wait for the real sluts to show up
>Last thing you can remember is slipping on the way to the bathroom
>Wake up in a poofy pink bed
>A tiny sleeping Alice is laying on top of you, cuddled into your burly chest
>How the fuck does this keep happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876
I honestly fail to see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876
I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876
No regrets. Alices a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876

>she wakes up and gives you the biggest smile, snuggling her face into your chest and hugging you as though you were the Christmas present she asked for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876
That's what you get for being bara.
>>13619889
Goddammit anon. Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619889
Seriously though, her post-sex regeneration would let you all sorts of /d/ tier shit with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876
Alices are quite rare. You've done well Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876
Not even once

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it get tiring having completely re-introduce sex to an Alice every time you dick her? Muscle memory aside, having to constantly deflower her seems like a pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619187
3/10

Apply yourself.
No, I'm not calling this bait, I like rape and I didn't get so much as a tingle from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619935
Some people are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619843
>>13619876
>be traitor
>walk into a fashionable Monster Girl part-restaurant part-brothel they've maid out of a church
>see a Lilim holding some celebration, surrounded by a noisy crowd of bodyguards, friends and business partners of all specimen
>come to the table and stand until they all notice and stare silently at you
>bow down before a Lilim and plant a meek kiss on her shoe
>"At your service, Lady Lilim"
>she spends a mere second surprised before instantly catching on, her centuries-long life of sheer dominance letting itself be known
>"Oooh my~ What an original eccentric subject I've got here!", as she reaches her arms and lifts your face up
>"Sooo~ You want to serve the Monsters... boya?" her gaze drowning your very soul in it
>"Y-yes..."
>get an accounts clerk post at DL's headquarters
>"A-at least the wage isn't that bad..."
Our pain is just as real guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't the little girl routine get really annoying fast?
Even more so when she forgets everything. be like that movie 50 first fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619928
MAAAAAIIIIIII DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619935
She subconsciously remembers everything from all the other times she had sex with you, so even if she's mentally a virgin she could easily be an Elder Succubus physically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619876
Sounds like a nice life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619945
See>>13619943

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619944
I just want to be raped by my Mistress, all this consent and "Let's get to know each other!" bullshit can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619928
Fuck, I want to save her so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619859
Please.
Pure gyaru girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619924
Do MGs have rarity values? Can I trade an Alice card for a Jinko card?
Lilim card for an Ushi oni card?
I'll give these shitty matango cards away for free if anyone wants them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619961
I'll remind you that in that instance, once her purity was revealed and she got a boyfriend, she dropped the gyaru shtick.

Also Jun a best. Jun simply a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619961
God I love this one.
>>13619962
I'll give you any card you want for all the Holstaur cards you come across. Gotta get em all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619928
I'd take her home and mentally heal her while physically turning her into even more of a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619962
Yes, there are even Unique cards that there is only 1 of, They are always super rare foils worth lots of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619962
Why do I want a Mamono TCG now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619963
Okay, yeah, but you know. Still.
She was lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619962
>>13619964
>Not collecting all the cards of your specific waifu in all languages, plus misprints
I've got a binder of just Jabberwocks. Get on my level bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

Unless you're marrying her, virgins a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619966
>tfw traded foil cheshire for a rare jabbberwock
>And that jabberwock for an uncommon bee girl
I was a stupid kid but shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619962
Don't remind me of the failed attempts at Monster Girl Trading Card Games.

>>13619969
All Juns girls are lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619966
>>13619968
>>13619970
>tfw each individual Monstergirl has her own card
>tfw the only way to get new cards is to dick more Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619964
>Gotta get em all
pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619979
>>13619968
R.I.P. GriMagia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619970
Nigga that's what I'm doing. My herd will be the only herd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619935
>>13619945
It's that way because KC is shit at writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619979
>A girl who dresses up as a catgirl for her crush whose computer she broke
>A girl that has webcam sex with her crush next door
>A dark skinned CC swim coach
>A shortstack with hips that don't lie
>A HEALTHY braids girl with freckles
Truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620005
>>A shortstack with hips that don't lie
She wasn't all that stacked. She was quite petite. Petite girls a best.
Especially with hips that just do not lie. Hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kuro-r11140/

>You'll never have this kind of relationship with an eldrich abomination, who loves protects you, but doesn't appear before you as anything other than a familiar for fear of scaring you away
>You'll never come to accept her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620030
>You will never go on a quest to stop and save your waifu from destroying the world when her own ever-increasing strength causes her to become steady more and more insane by the day and turn into Giygas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620011
>dat stomach bulge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619518
Yell at me if something is wrong and I'll fix it tomorrow, in a few weeks, or maybe not at all. The time of slumber is upon me.

https://i.imgur.com/5PNHxYq.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620062
And it was good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620062
Hmmmmmmmmmm.

[Anonymous No.]

Look what I got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620127
Makes a change from her murdering Lamias in their natural habitat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620127
Shantae's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620127
>Mum WIP
I'm now imagining Anon getting his mom to draw cute monstergrils for him. Based Mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>A 2010 survey by the National Institute of Population and Social Security Research found that around a quarter of unmarried Japanese men in their 30s were still virgins

Unicorns invade Japan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620163
>Your Lamia mother starts to draws manga for you
>They start of normal enough, cute slice of life romance that's easy to read
>Week by week they get lewder
>Eventually they're To Love-Ru levels of lewd
>The biggest change of all is that the main girl is now a Lamia that looks awfully familiar but that must be your imagination, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620172
Is the main girl happen to be a mother and the MC her son who suspiciously looks like you?

[Anonymous No.]

A-Are there any bars in Monster Girl City that would cater to guys looking for a spooky time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620174
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be on a track team with a boyish, short-haired, dark-skinned girl who outruns everybody on the team
>And isn't afraid to admit she's bored with track
>She will never one day invite you to ditch club with her and go out on the town
>She will never take you with her to the clothes store to try on several kinds of clothes
>She will never tell you that she''s been thinking of trying to wear more girly clothes recently, but can't get into it, exactly because it's too girly
>You will never tell her that, oddly enough, the gyaru style works for her
>She will never tell you, "Oh please. I'm a Pharaoh, my mother would kill me if she saw me wearing those gawdy clothes."
>You will never realize in a mind-blowing moment of revelation that your best friend and clubmate is a Pharaoh
>She will never be mad that you didn't know until now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620176
plz no spooks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620177
I'm gonna do it!

I'm gonna dick the Motheru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620178
I just want the snake pet, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620172
Girls creating lewd things about you is my fetish.
>A leanan sidhe will never paint a masterpiece of your naked body, and absolutely refuse to sell it or even let any one else look at it
>She'll never have it put on a daiki and kept in her bed at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620176
Maybe some casino and bar owned by a vampire. It's staffed by boys wearing those cute casino vests and There's a secret back room where they entertain paying customers in private

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620179
http://i.imgur.com/KWeXNdt.jpg
Now even lewd ghosts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620179
But I want to share a bloody mary with a Vampire, hang out with a delinquent Ghoul girl while she tells me about how her sisters are bitches, or just a timid ghost girl who's a little shy about the fact that she died after falling asleep in a warm bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620185
>tiny fairy cuddling a tiny daki with me on it
muh heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620176
There's a nice establishment called the Dead Drop that's run by a rather milfy Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620187
>>13620188
Alright, fine. Maybe a little spook is ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620181
Not dicking her would be wrong. Milf Lamias need love too.
>>13620185
That's more adorable than lewd. Leanan Sidhes are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620176
Try the Shivers Down Your Spine, a nice little pub in the Undead Quarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620199
Isn't that the place where the wisp who gets drunk and tries to pick up guys via ASMR hangs out? Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620178
>High-Born Girl acting so normal and tomboyish that nobody realizes she's a high-born rich girl
I like it. I like it a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620198
Then I'll do more than dick her! I'll take responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620202
Hear rumors about that. Though it's more well known for having its own band. Really good group, plays a wide variety of music every night. People seem to really like the Wight vocalist. Lich drummer is a real cutie though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620210
I dunno, I always had a thing for the zombie bassist. It's really cute how she blunders around on stage. She forgot about her own bass solo to hug me once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620185
>Gloomy loner monstergirl that always seems to stalk you
>She's too shy and lacks the self-esteem to ask you out
>So instead she writes stories in which the two of you are together and have plenty of amazing sex described in such detail and being so perverted even a lilim would blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620217
>Somehow, her stories get leaked online
>E-Mailed directly to you
>She used both your real names
>Full real names, so there's no doubt

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620222
Act them out with _____her_____.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620227
How would you wind up doing so? Think she'd race over to try and explain herself? Or would you go to her? What then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620217
>>13620222

>You begin to harbour interest for this girl who is too shy to outright rape you, a far cry from the normal monster girl
>You happen across an email with her stories
>Start to re enact the scenes where you meet her, and wait for her to catch on
>Weeks later, as she rests panting in your arms, the cum flowing back from her creampied pussy, you ask her if it was how she imagined
>She blushes, realizing you knew about her stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620230
>>13620231
ayyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620181
>Gosh darn it, Anon, you stick it in me right now! O-Or you're grounded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620231
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620187
I-I ain't afraid of n-no g-g-ghost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOb3DlB7WA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620245
Oh yeah? What's she gonna do? Give me paizuri in my nightmares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620242
>>13620187
>>13620176
Did someone say ghosts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620250
Ghosts are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13618741
>>13619171
green jabberwock next

[Anonymous No.]

Heard you guys like ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620260
Stay away from me spooky ghost Tomoko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620262
This is the nature of ghosts!
They're girls who failed to stay in the game.
Will-o-wisps are the greatest of failures, dying as foreveralones and then lurking around for one last chance.
Such losers are only worthy of your constant affection and copious amounts of hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620262
>>13620260
I want to see 2PAnon recolor Will-O-Wisp into the color scheme of Tomoko as she is in her school uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620260
I would love a wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620277
And she would love you! Even if you die! You'll never be alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620304
Good thing you don't have to shit when you're dead. Could be awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620176
Oh no, a Ghost Lamia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620331
This got me thinking. Imagine slaying a dangerous Ushi-Oni only for her to come back as a vengeful spirit who haunts you, raping your violently in your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620348
>slaying a dangerous Ushi-Oni
But why. Curb her dangerous behaviour with friendship and dickings.

Love the Ushi, marry the Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619944

>Be average, working-class Anon.
>Sittin' in a Danuki deli, munching on a sandwich.
>Distracted by the weird Lilim holiday-thing going on across the street, it takes you a minute to realize that something is very, very wrong.
>Your eyes widen with realization and fear as you stare down at the sandwich in your hands and hear the approaching footsteps of the chubby old Danuki that owns this joint, before she roughly pulls you out of your seat and gives you the Heimlich.
>Afterward, while wiping the tears out of your eyes and catching your breath, you can't help but be glad that no one else was around to see that.
>"Th-thanks..."
>She leans down, real close to your face and messes up your hair with an infectious laugh.
>"Any time, Kiddo."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620400
Play with the ushi's fluffy ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620408
I'd rather play with her lovely horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619814

Honestly? Maybe.

I have a thing for the weird ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna hug a vampire without being bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620400

I want to wear a Loli-Ushi on my back and fight crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620415
that is like saying "Gonna hug a Succubus without getting raped"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620421
I'd do one of those group hugs and hug a vampire and succubus at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620437
Now you don't have blood nor semen, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620439
but if I have no blood I won't have semen so the succubus will control the vampire and if the succubus is busy with the vampire she won't be able to rape me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620406
Tanukifucker anon approved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620325
I bet she'd happily let you shit in her cage, because that's what true love is about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620452
>ectoplasm is ghost shit
>her blue flames are actually spiritual excrement shitting up everything she touches
>this is a metaphor for the life she led

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620462
Playing Blood Bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620462

Yodeling into Druella's cavernous snatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620462
Reading Preacher, which is amazing as everyone says it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620462
Just got home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620462
Sipping coffee, window shopping and fantasizing about outfits for monster girls. Like a Wight in a tracksuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620489
>Just go home.

I am home. For a nerd you really aren't smart and I thought that was kind of requirement for nerd-dom or does it work some other way?

Enlighten me on your nerd ways and maybe I'll teach you how to throw a football.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620524
... He said got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620527
I'm sleepy.

Have a troll for you troubles. Also good music.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna hug dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620462
Trying to justify to myself why I'm not doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
>>13620531
Well too bad! They're not real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620531
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620524
Oh wow aren't you quite a shitposter over there Mister, and some aggressive git too!

Might as well ignore your routine questions from now on! Fareunnerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620547
Why are you wearing my shirt, Nee-san? It doesn't even fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620553
Are the spats yours too? Pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620555
Hmm. I don't know.
Wait, I wrote my name on the inside, let me check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620557
Doing stuff like this with your sister is only okay if she's a Succubus, you deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna hold succubus hands and play a game of red rover

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would enjoy listening to Primus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620561
Wussat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620564
Red rover red rover send them bitches over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620565
This makes the Succuloli giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620567
RedRover is the perfect game to closeline someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620570
Closeline? You keep using words I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620447
There is something wrong with that Tanuki. But I can't quite place it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBCzSyrJxuw

ssshiiiiiiiit i spelled that wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620572
I'll assume he meant clothes-line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620575
See, I would have known what that was. Go home, you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620559
What are you talking about, Anon? If you don't do naked huggy time once a day your sister will get sad and your family bonds will suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620579
man I;m tired as fuck but I wanna keep posting

[Anonymous No.]

Dhampir raised as a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620581
Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620583
You seem to be pissing someone there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620582
Been done a couple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620583
I don't wanna

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620588
>pissing
P isn't even anywhere near M, I think I need a weresheep too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620588
Keep posting. The typos are getting funnier the longer you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620548
k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620591
>>13620592
Be my guest and add her then. But after that it's straight to bed young man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620593
I'm not even the other anon. There's two of us that forgot how to type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620598
I'm gonna stay up until it is normal sleep time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620601
Sleep time is when you're tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620603
welll im not tired of being tired

[Anonymous No.]

How would a kiki force her master to sleep? Drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620633
By pleading with him with tears in her eyes, using her cuteness as a weapon.
>"Please master you must for the sake of your health"
>"If not for yourself then for me"
>"I'll read you a bedtime story and stay with you till you fall asleep"
>"P-please"
How could you deny such a cute maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620664
not sure I could, I want her to be little spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620633
You know what can make someone get tired? Sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620683

But who would I be having sex with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620689
The Kiki, when you're not following her advice for the sake of your health and she gets tired of your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620693
>Now, now master, the restraints are there for your own good!
>Hmm? This duster I made out of my own feathers? Why it's for the soles of master's feet, of course!
Eep.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that one screencap about anon wanting a Kikimora but not wanting to dick her without getting to know her / marrying her first?

The followup was amazing with at least 6+ anons berating him on how he's basically using her as a slave by not "paying" her with spirit energy since she sure as shit wouldn't be accepting dosh.

[Anonymous No.]

The adventures of goofball ronin and his Inari wife when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620421
It's not rape if I twine my fingers with hers, nibble at her neck and scratch her head while she ahegaos.
It's also not rape if she puts the tip of her spade tail between our mouths when we kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13615541
>Zombie lewd audio
W-where can I find this?

[Anonymous No.]

I demand that you prove yourself worthy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620719
Worthy of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620719

Of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620719
I'd rather not waste her time with my complete lack of training, physical, combat or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620723
>>13620724
Tender cuddlefucking by the fireplace

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620719
>I'm a 200 Dan in Kendo, fresh off my graduation of fighting the Ghost of Miyamoto Musahsi every day for 1 one year, 3 times a day
Okay, let me grab a twig and we can start

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620726
Oh. Well, I err uhh... My love... IS A FEVER! Longing still... for that which no longer nurseth the disease!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620726

What; no fighting? Aw man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620736
>the Ghost of Miyamoto Musashi
So even in the afterlife he'd rather play with swords than fuck Otsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620717
http://soundgasm.net/u/Kokonyoe/F4M-Script-Kastyairis-The-Zombie-Girl-Monster-Girl-Necro-Fear-Rape
It's cheesy and in english but there you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620745
Nigga Mushashi started dueling when he was 13.
He was basically born by the sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620752
>In english
Into the trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620763
Where it belongs really, I'd love to find some in Japanese but without knowing the tags it's kinda hard to go through /jp/'s clusterfuck of an audio directory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620726
I accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619928
Please don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620786
Those raindrops on his face look like they're enjoying themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620797

>Slime "sneezes" on your face
>The little bits of slime start dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620814
>Slime sneezes her fluid onto you
>They droplets are actually just tiny versions of the slimegirl
>They all start cheering and partying on your face, dancing through and between strands of your hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620827
Goddammit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehldHynuc2s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620827

>Guys tries to get it off of him
>Slime uses this chance to grab and husbando him

Beware this new tactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620462
>more Wight
Yesss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620840
What use is a Wight with such an itty-bitty waist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620852
She has thick thighs and a big butt to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619310
>not incubating your reptilefu
You're doing it the wrong way around.

[Anonymous No.]

Flat is justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620905
Too boney.
Needs some meat for adequate cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620905
Tiny is justice, totally flat is wrong. I recently saw a nip porno where the girl had literally no tits at all and it was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620908
>meat
Yes. Musclelolis are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620913
Not what I was going for but muscle loli is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Drinking milk from a Holstaur
>After finishing she pulls you into a hug
>One side of your head is directly put against her chest where you can hear her heartbeat.
>She lets out a contented sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620901
>That image
"Hey, sweetie. What are you eating ther-- Oh."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620910
Depends on the girl, an athletic tomboy type can pull off being flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620910
It was also 3D so

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon will never secretly enter the Amazonian Champion Trials overseen by the Amazon Queen
>He'll never defeat the last competitor and become champion
>He'll never rip off his silly disguise and point upward to the Queen's viewing platform proclaiming that he's come for her
>That he'll take her head as the ultimate trophy and put an end to the attacks on the Order
>The murmurs from the arena audience will never be of how the Virgin Queen prophesied that her one true husband will have the strength of an Amazon
>A blinding light will never violently light up the area of the platform
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtsQn2nsRls
>The Queen will never descend the stairs in all her magnificence
>She'll never congratulate anon on coming this far before promising that this is where his journey ends
>She'll never wreck his shit, say her attacks were all just a ploy to garner hero attention, then end her attacks on the Order if he promises to be her obedient husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620998
>That ending.
It's shit. What was all that buildup for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620998
KlK is shit

Amazonesses are good tho

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't abuse or overuse your succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620998
Might as well have her teleport behind him.

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan complex is shit.
Electra complex is fat better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621006
I'll cuddle the succubutt as much as I want and there's nothing you or her can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620998
>that ending
U w0t?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621006
I'll cuddle her so hard and long she gets dizzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620998
>KlK
>not using tracks from the Sengoku Basara animu like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ygJYJEfcj8
Basara and Unicorn were Sawano's best works anyways. Still, it's nice to see that Amazons are getting some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620948
I think my ears just popped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620998
That was a weak ending, but Satsuki as a monster girl is something I can get behind.
She was one of two good parts of that show anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621039
Sacchin Paladin when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621011
>>13621023

>Succubus invades your house and tries to rape you
>You instead catch her off guard and hug her
>She gets bewildered and is taken out of her element
>She becomes addicted to it.
>Sometime later the two of you are laying on a couch, cuddling with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620348
That's what they make soul jars for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621047
Can you use a soul jar as an onahole, like that pic with the slime in a jar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621006
I'd carry her wherever she wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621057
She looks seasick. Is he bouncing her on his dick as he walks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621058
being in heat is apparently pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

What if a succubus went too far during sex and absorbed all of your soul, but instead of being eaten, you just continued to live within her body, right next to her soul?
Then you could get it on with her soul, having weird metaphysical soul-merging sex, transcending physical pleasure and entering a world of literal pure bliss together. And from the outside, anyone watching the succubus would just see her ahegaoing for minutes, or even hours at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621010
Not unless you want your daughter to grow up to be a man staling whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621065
>Implying your daughter will have any time to make other men stale when she's already fawning over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621075
That's the problem. You're married for years to your wife, and she thinks she can butt in and ruin that because of her feelings for daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621064
That's pretty homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621064
I don't think that's how soul eating or body-sharing works.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you prepared to dance all night around the pyres with your waifu during Midsummer?

[Anonymous No.]

Do we know the lifespan of any monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621091
It is in my deluded head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621102
Sounds intoxicating.
>>13621103
Longer than any of us, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621111
>intoxicating
You bet it is. And the night ends in the bushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621085
She's not butting in if the wife was waiting for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620905
BE GONE, SHIT TASTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621103
Just that it varies from hundreds to thousands based on the type and that they can allow their partners to live just as long as they do due to mana and incubus shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621046
>Let go of her for a moment to go to the bathroom
>She struggles to stay attached to you, lazily holding onto your arm as you get up
>"Nooooo~"
>Come back a minute later
>She's gone from the couch
>Maybe she finally gave up and left your house
>Sit on the couch and turn up the TV
>Not even a few seconds later, you start feeling that something's wrong
>It feels like you're being watched
>A shadow slowly washes over your head
>Look up
>It's the Succubutt hovering over you with her wings like pic related, with her hands behind her back, smiling at you
>Oh, she's still here
>Her gentle smile suddenly turns into the smuggest smug you've ever seen
>She opens her arms, revealing a large blanked that she's been holding behind her back
>What
>Lands on you before you can react, covering you both with the blanket in the process

And then Anon was snuggled for the rest of the weekend by the Succudlebug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621118
Anon if you insist on positing NGNL at least post best girl, she also fits in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621010
Nigger my are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621053
I would not recommend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621103
Lilims are supposed to be capable of living at least ten of thousands of years, and all monsters and incubi are capable of expanding their lifespan by becoming more powerful/having more sex.

The real question is how old is the setting, and how long was it that the Demon Lord too power.
The medieval stagnation in this setting must be absurd, considering the Chief God has been keeping it this way for who knows how long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621140
Why not? Souls are immaterial, you can't get jizz on them.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love you're waifu if she was a cannibal?
As in she preys on her own species, not humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621126

>She smiles happily, rubbing her cheek against yours
>Her tail wraps itself around your waist

Nice.

So what other MGs would you want to turn into a cuddlebug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621168
Her own species? That would be impressive. I want some too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621146
Because then she'll get out, you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621171
Not if you make sure to install a condom on the device, make it airtight. There'll be no holes then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621174
It's too early to pretend to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, I don't even know, but she's preaching at me. The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621168
>holstaurus

Not sure I can blame her, cows are delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621183
>actual demons

NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621181
Why can't you just be cool and think with your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621168
Only if she were a slime or a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621174
Would condoms be considered kinky fetish stuff in a world with monster girls?
Like, semen denial instead of orgasm denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621169
Off the top of my head, excluding the obvious ones like Yetis, I'd say Ushi-Onis, Zombies, Bear girls, Kunoichis and Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>It was just another evening in Mordor, the moon was shining through the smokey clouds of ash and campfire's were burning as P'Orcs cooked meat, drank something that vaguely resembled beer, and spent some 'quality time' with their slaves, something you really wish you could have been doing.
>With the P'Orcs, not the slaves, as far as you were concerned the slaves were nothing more than rivals, weak, twiggy rivals that mewled for help whenever you walked past.
>Seriously, just wait till the initial rape frenzy is done and then walk out, it's not that hard.
>"You really aren't one for pity are you?" Celes asked as the pair of you sat in the scraggly branches of a tree, awaiting your new "contact" in the P'Orc horde of Mordor "Not everyone has a mithril pelvis and a libido that 'unnatural' barely begins to describe."
>You felt moderately offended at that, your libido wasn't unnatural, it's just that everyone else's were too small.
>The elf ghost gave you a flat look at that, pointed ears twitching in something that was most likely annoyance.
>"I will never understand you ranger," the undead sighed, as she rested her translucent chin in her hand, "anyways, your new 'associate' has arrived, don't do anything too rash."
>You told her that she needn't worry, when had you done anything like that?
>She ignored that comment, most likely because she knew you'd be here all day if she did.
>That and she didn't want you to be late for your meeting.
>In the distance you'd long since spotted your associate, a short, thin specimen of their species who was doing her best to remain hidden behind a tree, a few leafy fronds from some plant sticking out of her hair as improvised camouflage and her face painted gray with soot.
>Unfortunately for her, said tree had no greenery and it's bark was black, not gray, making her attempts at stealth quite useless, especially considering the two mountains sprouting from her chest.
>It was Funbags, warchief in the making and your newest comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621199
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621196
Because I don't want to end up on the news, stuck in a glory hole with a mousetrap clamped on m y dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621205
What's that? Another guy who dislikes mice? How boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621201
>more oppai loli P'Orc
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621199
>tie her up
>fuck her with a condom
>she's begging you to take it off
>you pound away, looking as indifferent as you can
>she promises o make you feel good, you just have to take that thing off
>cum
>show her the condom
>slap her around with it
>make her watch a you flush it down the toilet
>she tears up
>"That could have gone inside me"

I can get behind this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621211
I don't know who that artist is, but their distaste for drawing feet is palpable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621211
What the fuck did I just say about retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621003
>>13621004
>>13621007
>>13621016
>>13621039
1000 word limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621225
And what did I just say about thinking with your dick like all the cool kids do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621228
Then continue it in another post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621228
So it wouldn't have been "Powerful guy loses at the end because /mgg/" if you had more words?

Somehow, I doubt that, but do as you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621228
It's a 2,000 character limit, and that wasn't even close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621239
What's there to continue Bitch wanted a husband and she rused herself one. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

http://mgbooru.net/post/view/4868

Do you prefer your harpy butt feathered or not feathered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621261
Not feathered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621261
Human skin with feathery pubes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a healer in a JRPG party, and get kidnapped by Amazons and forced to become a house husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621261
>>13621261
Like Papi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621270
What happens to the rest of your party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621201
>She wasn't all that skilled combat wise and her wits were a little...lacking...but she had two things you were looking for, an inside source of information on the P'Orcs and a way to strike at the Black Captains.
>She also had a chest you wanted to motor boat the hell out of, something fate had denied you so far.
>Without a sound you leap from the tree and landed without a sound on the hard packed earth, confidently striding towards your hidden ally.
>"Who sings in the night?" the call came as you drew close, the P'Orc dropping down to the earth as if to make herself less noticeable.
>You ignored the call phrase and asked Funbags what she wanted, staring down at the P'Orc as her breasts stopped her from getting as low as she wanted.
>"Awwww, it's not gonna work if you ignore the reply phrase, what if someone hears us?" she asked, still laying on the ground as she eye'd a nearby bush suspiciously, the only nearby bush on the barren hill.
>You let her know that you'd be able to deal with whoever was listening before asking her how the captain business was treating her, picking the top heavy P'Orc up by the waist so she could stand.
>"It's going great! I think the girl's are really starting to like life under good ol' Funbags," she said in her most triumphant tone, a big grin on her face "I've got them trainin' harder and forging more weapons than ever before, they'll be beggin' for me to be warchief soon."
>You doubted that, you'd seen her 'training' firsthand, it involved a lot of bored P'Orcs watching her flail about with a sword MUCH too big for her and the 'forging' was just them snagging some leftover scraps from the foundries of larger hordes. Her hold on power was tenuous at best, and everyone seemed to know it but her.
>Didn't stop her from bragging though, you'd lost count of how many P'Orcs you'd needed take down (to bed) after she'd run her mouth one too many times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621270
>healer
>not an alp

Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621278
The only Alp I know is a dashing rogue, a ruggedly handsome swashbuckler and a gentleman adventurer extraordinaire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621118
I would slap those so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621276
Uh-oh. Sounds like we'll need a shakedown soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621278
Check your privilege, men can be sluts too, especially if they're the only male in the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621282
With love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621280
WHAT?

>>13621286
the joke

your head

>using check your privilege

Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621311
>WHAT?
Of course, this Alp was forced to adapt to her new lifestyle by donning a fake mustache and soul patch.

[Anonymous No.]

More Setouchi.
http://exhentai.org/g/821570/fbe1992354/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13619814
>you will never ejaculate in that krang mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621323
Let me guess: Femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621325
You...fucker...

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I'm going to kidnap and cuddle Alps in my basement, give them messages and scented bathes, pamper them and shower with affection and thorough dickings and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

You ever just have one of those moments where you think about what the fuck you're doing? Found myself fapping to Warframe porn before I realized what I was fapping to.

I think I'm starting to slip. I need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621306
with rhythm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Pc1uNMNvc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621323
Oh wow, is that 100% humanoid schoolgirl Promestein vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621333
>slip

No, you've slipped as far down as you can slip. Now you're just sliding from side to side, like a wurm on an ice rink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621276
>Still the information she gave you was top notch, making it well worth the additional bedding you had to do
>Besides, look at that big grin of hers, she was so happy to help that she could barely contain herself, although Celes still didn't approve of the arrangement, she only tolerated the busty little P'Orc's involvement at best
>Anyways, it was time for your little rendezvous with the captain, asking her for what news she had today
>"Not much I'm afraid," she said in an embarrassed tone, "girls have been a little less talkative than normal, must be a little bored."
>"Or they just don't like you," the melodic, and annoyed, voice of Celes said, appearing next to you and giving the chesty girl a look of disdain, "I doubt your subordinate's would follow you if they didn't think you'd defeated their old captain."
>The thought of being disliked seemed to be an alien concept for Funbags, a small pout forming on her face
>"Nah, couldn't be! The girl's love me!" the chesty captain told the spirit, eyes locking and the air heating between them "You're just jealous that the ranger needs my help and not yours knife ears. Along with something else."
>The way Funbags puffed her chest up a little bit left no doubt about what she was insinuating, Celes visibly straightened at that little accusation
>"I'll have you know that I've been here MUCH longer than you have and have been MUCH more useful than you!" the elf said quite sharply, "Besides, elves are supposed to be lithe and fair, we don't need those mounds of FAT on our chests."
>Funbags only responded by smiling, stepping closer to you so her softness was pressing against you
>As much as you enjoyed the feeling, you had a mission to do, forcing the P'Orc and growling elf ghost apart so you could find out what Funbags had learned
>"Well, you know those Black Captains you're going after?" she said in a slow voice.
>Yeah
>"Well, I know someone who may have fought the Black Hand."
got work, more later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621332
And then every exit in anon's house was blocked and the house set on fire. There were no survivors.

AMERICA! AMERICA! GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621339
>as far down as you can slip
you can always fall even further beyond
like in /mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621332
Do what you want

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is best for bathtime?

Which monster girl is worst for bathtime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621332
I demand you unhand these damselles this instant, knave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621328
Is that a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621348
Do pony girls count as monstergirls?

Also, it got just a little bit colder when I typed that out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621357
those are certainly monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621354
Added strings to make the fake facial hair stand out as more fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621333
Feeling the need to touch yourself to the sight of those buns is perfectly natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621356
No, I am merely demonstrating my mutant powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621333
Oh sure, every time I get a new fetish I think for a moment about how fucked up it is. Then I get over it and fap like there's no tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621351
>best

Hellhound, slimegirl, thunderbird, glacies, and mega holstaurus. All at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621373
Would Mega Holstaurus float?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621378
Natural breasts are buoyant, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621384
Well yes, but could she be used as a raft?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you cuddle your Weresheep daughteru to sleep when she's feeling lewd? Because, you know, you can't dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621354
>tfw drawings still better than writefaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621345
That's fine. That means I can lock all my Alps in my underground self-sustainable bunker. It's small and a bit cramped, but it'll support all of us, and we'll all be stuck in there, forever and ever!

>>13621350
ok thank you

>>13621354
It's too late, they're all addicted to my cuddle pile! They're all reduced to handholding sluts who beg for their daily kissus and dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621398
But how would I have a weresheep daughteru? I don't like sheeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621400
No bully pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621372
Worrying about it is the worst thing to do, embrace the newfound pleasure and fap away.

That said some of the stuff I fantasize about now would have made me want to hurl 3 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621398
>you can't dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621410
The me from the past would be scared of the me of the present. But the me of the present thinks the me of the past was an insufferable brat, so all things considered, future is bright.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus what the fuck is happening with the monstergirl threads on /a/, they'are starting to be filled with normalfags and 3D lovers

Suddenly I feel like this is my home instead of /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621398
>Because, you know, you can't dick the daughteru.
Are you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13620905
>>13620908
Holsty Milk. Good not for just titty monsters, but for making flat lolis as squishy and huggable as can be.

>>13620972
Best taste tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
I have no idea what's happening, I don't go there. What's important is that they finally have the threads they wanted, because everything bad has been moved here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621424
I can agree with every part of that.
>>13621427
Makes me really glad these threads moved to /jp/. It always happens on /a/ whenever something gets an anime, especially something as popular as EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621114
A model of a happy family, that is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
>Still going to /a/

You seriously felt the endless cycle of horsepussy and rachpsoting over EMG there was a better home this entire last year? Come on bro. Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621403
>sheeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
Are you an /a/ native if I may ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621449
There something wrong with Rach? She's the reason I first entered a Monster Girl thread you know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
>going to /a/ for any reason

I guess it would make sense if you liked anime and can deal with the shit. Good thing I don't like anime or shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
I never visit it but would peep when EMG airs, just to check how things are.

But who knows, maybe I'll get to see the same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621333
Try some Metroid Porn to dig yourself up if you feel like Warframe is too much?

I mean, c'mon, some a' dem bodysuits are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621398
With me as the big spoon, arms wrapped around her wait, gently rockling my hips back and forth as my dick slides in and out of her.

On a futon.

On the driveway.

So my dickhead neighbor and his daughter can see.

HFW she asks why they don't have a relationship like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621451
>implying
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621449
>>13621454
>>13621456
I'm from the old core from /a/, yes. I don't even think I will open an EMG thread while and after the anime airs.

>People on the EMG threads calling me a newfag when I've been in these threads since they started to be a thing on /d/
Fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
>they'are starting to be filled with normalfags and 3D lovers
So like the entire board? Seriously how have you not seen that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621464
Implying? I wasn't implying. I was quoting. Directly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621276
>Without a sound you leap from the tree and landed without a sound
I swear. Everyone and their dog does this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
>3D Lovers
I really do ponder how much of this is serious around here...

>Normalfags
Now that is a travesty. Really, what do normalfags even get out of MGs? Why chat in an EMG thread or the like? Do they just compulsively go from one harem anime to the next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621463
You're a terrible father and neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621470
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
>they'are starting to be filled with normalfags and 3D lovers
Oh, I can explain that easy Anon!

>Anime coming out
+
>Summer
=
What the fuck did you expect to happen?

>>13621463
Fuck you dude my daughter is fucking great she's already got a huge fucking hoard saved up. And you guys are the real obnoxious neighbors, I can hear your sheep wife baa every fucking night you two do it tell her to shut up so we can sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621427
It begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621461
>Metroid Porn
We need some cute Metroid girls that can't resist the urge to hug their partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621467
>using quotes correctly
How dare you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621465
That's how it always goes, friend. The old guard gets usurped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621463
The greater logic centers of my mind and personal morality consistently tell me "Do not dick the daughteru".

But by god if it isn't some of the lewdest, most tempting shit around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621482
I've got big cojones, Tommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621465
Sad thing about /a/ is, I believe "posting standards" is a part of the boards vocabulary, fortunately it isn't widely used.

Also, do they still have the adorably irrational fear that we'll raid them for whatever reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621486
Sometimes they do, and other times they've posted MGE stuff without anyone flipping their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621455
When variants of "Rach a best" is a full 1/4 of a thread, it's a problem. Good thing that doesn't exist here since the split. Oh, there's rachfags here, but they're pretty chill. Either that or they get it out of their system over at /a/ or the board on eight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621480
Well, I did just mean Samus, but sure, that sounds nice.

Actually, could Samus count? I mean, on the one hand, she's been spliced with Super-Bird-Alien DNA, and can roll up into a ball.
On the other, outwardly, she looks entirely human...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621491
Sounds to me like you don't believe in democracy there, sonny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621473
They don't like things that aren't like them. They like to pretend like they aren't normalfags and aren't the same as everybody else, so they go to places like 4chan and /a/ so that they can say 'lol so nrdy' and can look cool in front of their normalfag friends. When they get there though they forcibly try to change everybody and everything to their way of thinking because obviously anybody different than them is wrong, so they shitpost nonstop and call other people newfags to make it seem like they've been there all along and everybody else is wrong. They do this until the entire thread/board becomes like them, then they leave because 'its not cool any more', they find a new thing to destroy. Normalfags are literally cancer, they feed on the destruction of good things, then move to something else when they're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621398
from behind and in her poop shoot
it's not real sex that way and is therefore A-OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621478
How's it feel knowing your daughter will become a female lizard to a Chad Thundercock?

>>13621474
>terrible father
Not by monsters standard I'm not.
>neighbor
Hey, after the fifth time I found a pamphlet on the evils of incest nailed to my door, the odd looks, and how my daughteru and I were disgusting sinners, I reserve the right to be a dick to that dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621486
>Also, do they still have the adorably irrational fear that we'll raid them for whatever reason?
Yes, which is pretty retarded because the ones who are from /a/ didn't stop posting just because the threads moved here.

[Anonymous No.]

She probably doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621490
Is there any other stuff they flip their shit at the mere mention of 90% of the time?

Like here, we've got futa, yuri, NTR, monsterboys, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621493
Unless she's hiding some feathers somewhere no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621512
And it didn't quote for some reason >>13621493

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621516
I dunno, I don't spend that much time there. Why don't you take one for the team and find out? For science?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621498
I thought that's what tumblr was for?

That and the sharing of lewd shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621508
>Not by monsters standard I'm not.
Monsters are terrible parents, if you adhere to their standard you are a terrible parent. Maybe if you didn't have a child specifically for the purpose of fucking her, people would think you weren't a terrible person. Maybe if you actually cared for your wife, and didn't go sleeping with other women, they would think you were decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621512
>filename
The answer is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621508
>How's it feel knowing your daughter will become a female lizard to a Chad Thundercock?

If he manages it, he deserves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621498
So they're hipsters.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Wolfu Waifus need to be taken on walks, or else they end up gaining weight. Those that gain weight are subject to loads of medical issues and will likely be miserable.

Please take your wolfu on walks and exercise her. Abs > Flabs. To help fight wolfu weight, tell us how you want to exercise your wolfu!

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Your waifu is on the bed, dressed in something goofy and refuses to break character while demanding sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621508
>How's it feel knowing your daughter will become a female lizard to a Chad Thundercock?
What shitty headcanon do you have that those animals still exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621522
It keeps the bulk of them contained, but some of them think tumblr is too mainstream for them, and that they have to convert other places.
>>13621534
Worse, normalfag hipsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621398
Give my waifu a strapon to ream her anus with as I ream my waifu's anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621512
>sister is a metroid

am I a metroid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621536
You get the fuck out.
>>13621537
If she's pretending to be a native, I pretend to be a settler and rape her. If she's something else, I be the antithesis of that and rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621538
>headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621491
/monster/ doesn't have much on EMG. There maybe a thread or two about it but the board is mostly CYOA's, image dumps, writefaggotry, and drawfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621539
Containment is a myth, a large amount of tumblr and reddit users post on /a/. Don't believe me? Go lurk /r/anime sometime and see the countless mentions of /a/ and people posting stitches/jokes from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621536
I don't mind exercising with her, but she tends to go overboard with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621546
Nope, parents remarried. So its incest with her is totally ok because she's not actually blood related and everybody wants you to get together but you're too suborn and think incest is wrong!
Coming this summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621536
Delete that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621556
>le reddit and tumblr are bad guys! meme
/r9k/ pls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621546
Depends, can you see your organs through your stomach? If not she might be your step sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621393
It depends. I don't know what the density of holstaurus breasts are, but if their volume was large enough (though again, I have no idea what the rough scale would be, due to not knowing the density) then their buoyant force exerted could be enough to keep the holstaurus and a +1 afloat, perhaps. Though it's also entirely possible that, at that size, they might just be too large for the holst to stay afloat during a backstroke anyway.

Unfortunately, doing a Google search for breast density only gives me results for things relating to cancer and mammograms, and no actual hard numbers.

But, with some further reading, we find out that breasts are composed mostly of fat and breast tissue, which is where the milk comes from. The density of human fat is 909.4kg/m^3. You can probably assume that holsts have a higher ratio of breast tissue to fat than your average human woman, but seeing as how I don't know its density, I'm going to exclude it entirely.

Actually, no, wait, let's Google the average density of a human. It's around 990 kg/m^3, and the density of seawater is about 1020 kg/m^3. Now we need to know the volume of a human, I think. Wolfram Alpha says it's about 0.0664 m^3. I can't remember where to go from there, because it's been years since I did this stuff in high school. You do something with volume and density to work out the buoyancy, and then see if that buoyancy is enough to cancel out the weight, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621537
I re-enact that one skit from Robot Chicken where the wife wanted to role play Pirates of the Caribbean. That should get her to stop all this stupid dress-up nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621560
>Defending tumblr and reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621525
>caring about the opinions of mansluts, bitchboys, bishiefags, anti harem fags
>listening to men who don't fuck their daughters

Smug loli maid.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621560
You'd have a point if a ton of the stuff that is killing boards wasn't popular on those sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621537
>demanding sex
That's not how things go in my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621570
>>13621573
Reddit and Tumblr are honestly nice websites and I don't get the circlejerk. I'm almost 100% sure at least 4/5s of this thread of an account on both and they're just no admitting it because it isn't cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621568
Dammit I thought of that too. Its pretty much the first thing my mind goes to when I think of role play sex.
>>13621570
>>13621573
Don't respond to them, its really obvious bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621560
The only thing tumblr is good for is the hosting of porn and quality artwork. And yes, there is a sea of awful art too, but the same can be said of dA, Pixiv, anywhere. But there is quality stuff to be found if you know where to look.

reddit is only good for being just another place that game info and helpful tips are posted. All other facets of the site are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621579
>I'm almost 100% sure at least 4/5s of this thread have an account on both
Top kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621579
I've thought about getting a tumblr so that I can properly follow the artists I like, but reddit?

Hah, fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

If you people were fish, you would have been caught and eaten years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621579
Oh wait, you're serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621579
I think you're over estimating. I'm sure that acceptable environments like the the IRC have a much lower number than 80%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621592
Social Darwinists pls go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621592
>you people

What do you mean "you people"??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621592
If I were a fish, I would've gone after an anglerfish, just to see if all the rumours were true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621579
>Reddit and Tumblr are honestly nice websites
>I'm almost 100% sure at least 4/5s of this thread of an account on both
Nah go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621601
Everyone but him, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat purring cat tats pressed onto your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621592
I want to be caught and "eaten" by a Karken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621603
I'd love to see how KC manages to get around the true facts of the Anglerfish in his inevitable Anglerfishgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621584
Nice meme bro

>>13621589
Reddit is where I go to have serious discussion, 4chan is where I go to have fun

>>13621593
Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Like I said, just because it's a meme to hate the websites doesn't mean you have to pretend. 4chan is the Global rank icon 795 biggest website in the world, and has millions of people from around the world visit it a month.

4chan isn't some secret cult that you only visit and no other website. It's a big iconic part of the internet and most people visit it. Stop acting like some secret guild.

[Anonymous No.]

how are you today, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>/a/ isn't even here and people are already at each other's throats with le tumblr and reddit

It's going to be a very entertaining summer.

[Anonymous No.]

And that concludes the good portion of the thread.
Stay tuned, because up next we have 5 hours of shitstorms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621614
Cheshire cat tats?

[Anonymous No.]

Bait time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621625
No. Oppai loli cait sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621615
But carkin don't even have mouths. They just have grills in the shape of mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621619
Waiting for that second part to come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621622
Nah, I'm just gonna ignore the shitposters and talk about the thing I came here for.

>>13621614
See >>13621625

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621622
Damn, cant party during a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621614
I didn't not know I wanted this till now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621630
That's a whole lotta nope for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621616
>She is a monstergirl who loves to hug. Because she is a monstergirl who loves to hug so much, it is sometimes said that those who are hugged by an anglerfish girl will never escape, and will be confined to an endless life of being milked by her over and over.

I tried to make it as redundant and accurate to the other profile translations as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621615

>Get caught by a monster who says she's going to eat you
>Fuckfuckfuck
>She playfully nibbles on your earlobe and licked in some areas
>She whispers how delicious you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621644
You pretty much nailed it.
Throw in some "Nah, all the guys like it because of not-brainwashing" and it's good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621625
Any kind you want bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621650
Pretty much what happens with lamias, hellhounds, and manticores too.
That's part of why they're great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621619
No black scelera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621644
>hugging

That's Yeti's shtick you whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621659
That's probably a human form she uses to stalk her man with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621650
Fear boners followed by heart boners are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621665
Aren't fear and arousal in the same part of the brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621664
kind of hate the giant moth body attached to the back of her head tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621673
That's OK, it hates you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621618
>Reddit is where I go to have serious discussion
>replies are ordered by popularity
Sure brah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621673
Faaaag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621673
Ignore the fact that she's actually a parasitic moth that mutates her host in order to find a man to mate with.

Pay no attention to the pulsating moth who is pumping her full of chemicals and making her think that she wants to do those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621671
All the primitive drives are in your old reptile core. Fear, hunger, sex, sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621456
Translator-fag often posts EMG scans with their corresponding translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621653
Then she shall be Cheshire. And her cat tats shall be the biggest and lewdest, as shall her catbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621690
Don't reply to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621698
That'll cost you about tree-fiddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621706
That's when I realize she wasn't a Chesire but a Gah Dom Loch Ness monstar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621706
Okay I'll give you tree-fiddy, just let me enjoy my curvy lewd kitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621692
>she's actually a parasitic moth
Where'd you hear that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621732
I made it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621722
NO! If you give him da money now, he'll assume you have more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621737
If he gives me the Cheshire I won't need to give him more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621735
Oh, you worried me you salty dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621746
Its probably true, though

[Anonymous No.]

Your daughteru one night comes and shyly asks you if you can sleep together since it's so lonely with only the both of you in the house. You're sure that she's a bit too old for this sort of thing, but she insists.
The house really seems much more cold and silent since the accident, and she has barely wanted to talk to anyone since then.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
She's a little old to be sleeping in bed with her dad, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
Sure, she's my daughteru and I couldn't say no to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
Let her in and cuddlefuck her while telling her how much I love her and how pretty she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
Why is my daughteru human? Where did I go wrong?

Still cute, okay she can get half the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621775
She's adopted. Your MG waifu loves her like she was her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621778
>Your MG waifu
Why do you think it's so lonely with the two of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621784
Your MG waifu is away on a business trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
>Since the accident
You mean the waifu is dead now?

I doubt my daughteru would want to sleep in the same bed as a lousy excuse for a husband/father like me, but OK. I was just a househusband, I always obeyed my wife and lovingly and kindly raised the daughteru. Without her anymore, I'm useless, I can't live and survive on my own. I might as well be dead, that's how useful I am. The only reason for living anymore now is to make sure my daughteru is happy and try to meet her needs the best I can.

I'd b a complete depressed wreck without my waifu to guide me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621786
>Business trip

Waifu is a cheating slut confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
Why isn't my waifu there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621789
Why didn't your waifu shape you up to be a respectable, self-sufficient man before she died?
Why didn't she, on her deathbed, inspire you to be the best you can be to show your daughter the way to a happy future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621778
One has to wonder: In a world where monsters exist that are pretty much more attractive than human women in just about every way, what measures do people take to ensure humans survive. I mean, yeah, there are still going to be human couples, but probably not enough to ensure stable populations of humans. Would the government have some sort of donation program for human women to have kids, or would they incentivise couples having human children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621794
The accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621806
We've talked about this before. The Farms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621809
I hate your stupid threadcanon anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621812
It's the most likely one to work though, in fact it'd be guaranteed to work. If you don't like it, then tell me what you'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621768
long as you don't try to sex me up while I'm trying to get my beauty sleep sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621806
>Would the government have some sort of donation program for human women to have kids, or would they incentivise couples having human children?
Probably both. Monstergirls are also interested in human women having children so I can imagine a monstergirl being a wingwoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621806
Four words. Monster girls birth human sons.
Boom, fucking amazing I know, and no shit 'solutions' like>>13621809

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621817
>Tanuki jerks her husband off into a cup
>Uses it to artificially inseminate a human woman
>Gives her room and board for the duration of the pregnancy
>She gives birth, it's a boy
>"Okay congratulations thanks for the kid now get out"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621823
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621812
But how else are traitors supposed to jack off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621806
Consider that monster world only has at max, 35'ish million people worldwide. That's humans and monsters. Humans outnumber monsters almost 10:1 in MGE.

A simple limit on the number of children a monster couple can have before they reach a certain population works in-perpetuity. Enforcing it would be kind of tough, but them's the breaks. KC is more for the whole extinction of humanity and continuation via the 3rd race of monstergirls and incubi though.

>>13621823
Your headcanon is just as shit as his, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621828
>>13621836
>A simple change that would solve literally all the problems.
>'No that's shit and so are you'
I honestly don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621823
>How do we stop people from having cancer?
>Just remove cancer as a concept! Problem solved!
Anon the whole point of the question is to figure out how to overcome the problem of Monster Girls not having human boys. Just saying they can doesn't solve the problem, it's like saying a problm shouldn't exist.

And besides there is literally nothing wrong with farms, it is the perfect win-win solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621817
>monstergirl being a wingwoman
I imagine onis doing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621823
It doesn't sound like the worst thing that has been said all day. What was the problem people had with it in the first place, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621839
You don't have to, Anon. People with shit ideas often miscaculate how shit their ideas are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621823
>Monster girls birth human sons.
As long as it's something rare I'm ok with it. Something like, 85/15?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621828
>>13621836
Why was monstergirls giving birth to human children a bad thing? I can't remember the last time someone posted reasons against it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621836
>one is future canon in mge
>other is camp to stick humans into
>just as shit as his

Oh yeah, totally the same, genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621841
>And besides there is literally nothing wrong with farms, it is the perfect win-win solution.
This is what traitors actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621789
Disdain for plebs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621839
Of course you don't undertstand. You're for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621853
Alright then Mr. Paladin, tell me the problems with Farms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621841
Fuck off traitor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621827
>The accumulation of demonic energy throughout the nine months ends up warping her
>Nobody notices the symptoms other than herself, but she's too terrified to speak about it
>When she finally gives birth it's to a healthy and happy tanuki daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621850
>Incubi are humans
Notthisshitagain.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621865
According to traitors, they are, only a bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

I like the farms as long as the older women get monsterfied when they hit menopause and are then freed into the world.

All those delicious Ara Ara monstergirls looking for husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621857
So that automatically means I can never understand the opposition?
>>13621858
I'd say 'you are literally treating your fellow man like livestock' but you're a traitor, you don't care what happens to any human being so long as you get your dick wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621863
What if every human women had a monster girl babies do to some bullshit demon magic

What if monster girls replaced all competition this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621775
What if she's a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621470
yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621872
More like looking for counseling or taking revenge after half a life of slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621873
Not him, but I care very much about my fellow man, which is why I want them to live long lives and never worry about going hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621880
She gets dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621891
Nobody would care what they think.

[Anonymous No.]

Why not just go after a monster girl who just looks human, like >>13620178?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621872
Releasing the women and letting them monsterize to compete for the few husbands of their own would be counter productive to the purpose of farming humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621902
if they've spent their entire time in their breeding human boys then they could easily get ten human boys out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621906
Are we culling the human girls born? Or letting them grow up to become breeders and eventual monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621873
>you are literally treating your fellow man like livestock
And?

The whole point of the farms is to ensure humanity lives so they can continue.

In the beginning Human Girls are given two options: Corrupt themselves into Monsters, or go to the Farms. The only exception would be women who hit menopause, it'd be pointless to send them to the farms. Any female members of the Order or women who are considered terrorists of the state would automatically be sent to the farms.

Girls sent to the farms have all the food and luxury they need, it's essentially a hedonistic lifestyle. They don't have to care about anything but their simplest pleasures, and they get fucked on the daily. For human girls that probably never get pussy and can't find jobs since they're inferior to a Monster candidate, it'd be heaven.

Hell, some Monster Girls would probably sneak into farms, and other Human girls might end up voluntarily going there too. It's pretty much a "Give up on life" place, where you can focus solely on the simple things and never worry about taxes, or neighbors again.

The farms ensure Human Women as a species survive, and that Human Boys get pumped back into society, sustaining the population. I see absolutely no downsides to this system at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon... Despite treating y-you like shit all this time... I actually always thought you were re-really cool... Did you ever f-f-feel the same way... about me?"

How do you respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621902
>>13621906
>>13621914
>making more anti-monster humans
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621878
Then there wouldn't be any more men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621919
Cheerio

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621619
Oh Nothing. I'm certainly not using 1000th Dan Kendo Techniques to create tears in Reality locking you in an inescapable maze of dimensions filled with Eldritch Horrors that could rend flesh by merely being within the same realm as you.
I'm just sitting here with a helpless leaf, that couldn't cut talc, let alone dimensional barriers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621919
>Please use your sippy cup, you keep spilling your kool aid all over you. You're like a child sometimes I swear. I sometimes wonder why I bother hanging out with an immature Dark Elf like you. I-It's certainly not because I like you or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621906
If they're spending their entire life from puberty to menopause they can get WAY more than 10 out. Lets say they hit puberty at 10 and menopause at 50, that's 40 years they could be birthing children at a rate of 1.25 per year. Lets also say the boy to girl birth ratio is 50%, that's still 25 possible boys they could birth.
Obviously all these numbers are rounded as fuck but still, 10 boys is a very low estimate, the sperm quality would have to be pretty shtity to be that low in that amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621919
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621921
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621917
>The farms ensure Human Women as a species survive
>implying you even care

You just want monsters to get their spirit energy generators, traitor scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621919
Hey yo tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621917
>implying you give a shit about the human women
All you care about is that humans are inferior to monsters yet monsters still somehow rely on human men to literally survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621935
Yes, but whys that bad?

Human Women don't die off as a species and get food, water, and dick. They're happy.

Monster Girls don't die off as a race and can adopt cute little human boys to raise and give their daughter an otouto. They're happy.

Human Boys get sex and loving homes. They're happy.

Who loses in this arrangement? The Order? The Order was gonna lose anyway so who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621921
That's the point, monster girls are a interdimensional menace that goes world to world depleting the 'resources'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621917
> I see absolutely no downsides to this system at all
If you don't mind you losing your head, along with the rest of your ilk, then no, I suppose there aren't any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621919
>"Does this mean I get your stuff?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621919
>how do you respond
did you finish the ketchup, fatty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621941
See, you lost the moment you admitted your fellow humans are just livestock for your monster mistresses.

What kind of moron would listen to a single word after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621942

>Can there be a peace between us?
>Peace? No peace.
>What do you want us to do?
Fuck FUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621919
>"I caught a dark elf!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621941
>be a prisoner/baby factory/food
>happy

Boy, they sure did a number on your brain, Jimmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621941
>Human Women don't die off as a species
That's your first problem, you're treating human women as another species, you're treating them as literal cattle. I almost don't want to ask if you'd be perfectly fine with your mother and any other female relatives you have being put in there.
Whats to stop anybody from abusing them? All they do is birth children, so why should anybody give them anything other than the minimum of what they need to survive? Whats to stop anybody from hurting, or even killing a few of them? They can always be replaced, and they're just cattle so its no big deal.
>Who loses in this arrangement?
Humanity as a whole. I don't understand how people like you even exist, you're entire way of thinking goes completely against self preservation and the preservation of our species, you literally aren't human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621952
That's my shtick you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621966
>That's your first problem, you're treating human women as another species
>Implying they're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621941
>human women
>species apart
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621973
yoink

[Anonymous No.]

Can't we just kill the monstergirls and hook up with the cute paladins?

You wouldn't seriously send your sister or your mother to a farm, much less turn them into monsters against their will?

Pic unrelated, she's just a nerd knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621980
Paladins are dumb mean and smelly. I hope they all die alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621980
No, but I'm up for killing all traitors and living in a world where humans and monster girls are actually equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621980
I'd run my mother and sister over with a car if I could get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621980
I'm going to infiltrate into the Order and poison all the females with diverse monstergirl venoms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621980
Man, I really want to like monster girls.
But this KC-land dystopia and these traitor fascists are really not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621987
Need to kill a ton of order folk too then, they wouldn't like that idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw most traitors are probably monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621941
>Human Women don't die off as a species and get food, water, and dick. They're happy.

Isn't that kind of fucked up though? Pretty sure most women have goals and aspirations outside of being well maintained breeding machine.

Is it worth damning half the human race for qt mg gfs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621987
But anon, if humans are left to their own devices , they'll destroy monstergirls. Which is why we need traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621998
Not the kind of monster girl I want to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621994
That's why you just focus on the girls and completely ignore the setting itself. There's a reason MGC and stories set in modern times are so popular, the girls are amazing but KC is awful at world building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622000
>Is it worth damning half the human race for qt mg gfs?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621997
>>13622001
Or you could do like the other guy said and kill all the reverse-traitors.
>>13621994
>>13622005
Pretty much this, KC's world sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622005
>MGC
Not really a great point to bring up, but I getcha.

No seriously, fuck MGC too.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we talking here about cute 2D human girls or 3D bitches?

That's what will make me join one side or the other

[Anonymous No.]

I want to set out on a monster killing quest with a qt paladin and watch her slowly transform into a dullahan without noticing until I take her head off of her shoulders and rape her mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622015
She's fucking ugly. The artist fucked it up with the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621954
Why are Paladinfags such easily triggered?

>You said no-no word so who cares if your proposal is the most logical one!

>>13621963
Well they can certainly leave, but there's not much out there for them. As a human girl they'd be largely ignored in favor of Monster Girls by everybody, and the demonic energy in the air would probably convert them to Monsters anyways.

The only girls that'd be there by force would be the Paladingirls since they killed people are are bad.

In a farm they have luxuries and don't have to worry about anything but resting and fucking. It is as easy as life gets. Outside they have to worry about money, shopping, eating, trying to find a human boy to fuck, not corrupting, and so on. It is as easy as life gets.

>>13621966
In a world with Monster Girls, yeah they would be a whole different species compared to Harpies, Lamias, and shit.

>Whats to stop anybody from abusing them? All they do is birth children, so why should anybody give them anything other than the minimum of what they need to survive? Whats to stop anybody from hurting, or even killing a few of them? They can always be replaced, and they're just cattle so its no big deal.
That'd be retarded why would they? I mean, do you see people beating up Pandas because "Who can stop them?" No, that'd be counter intuitive to the whole point of keeping them. And besides Monster Girls aren't fucking soulless you know.

>Humanity as a whole. I don't understand how people like you even exist, you're entire way of thinking goes completely against self preservation and the preservation of our species, you literally aren't human.
The whole fucking point is TO ensure humanity lives. That is the entire reason for it. If that wasn't they'd just let Human Girls stick around in Monster Girl society and inevitably die out.

>>13622000
Anon most people aren't determined, they're shallow and basic. If they want goals then they can leave the farm and get them, most wouldn't though.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck these traitor and order shitheads.

Third faction all day, every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622023
>triggered
Well meme'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622028
Loner faction best faction

[Anonymous No.]

>>13621998
Sign me up for the genocide crusade.

>>13622005
>Just ignore the world anon, you have me, don't think about anything else. Just stay here, with me, forever.

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622023
>As a human girl they'd be largely ignored in favor of Monster Girls
Not sure why you thought I was only talking about the females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622031
No, you're not allowed.
So sayeth Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622028
>>13622031
Wait, do we work together/hang out or are we hyper individualists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622034
You think the Human Boys would be prisoner there? Dude Human Boys would be lining up for a job where you got to fuck countless chicks with no obligations and get paid for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622020
Fine, take this one.

but now she'll only become a lizardgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622040
We take very man/woman/MG we can get.

Lots of assholes on the horizon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622023
>That'd be retarded why would they? I mean, do you see people beating up Pandas because "Who can stop them?" No, that'd be counter intuitive to the whole point of keeping them.
You're calling human girls cattle, do you see people fucking with cows all the time? Yes, because there's a lot of them and they are lower than humans, which is what you're saying human girls are. You're trying to put them at a lower level than humans while still having the mentality that they are equal, which is fucking retarded.
>And besides Monster Girls aren't fucking soulless you know.
When it comes to human women they are.
>The whole fucking point is TO ensure humanity lives. That is the entire reason for it. If that wasn't they'd just let Human Girls stick around in Monster Girl society and inevitably die out.
So you'd rather ever human either be a breeding slave or a cum slave than have a world world where humans and monster girls are actually equal? Just admit you want to serve some monster girl mistress with your life and be done with it, stop trying to bring everybody down with you. Just because you know some shitty people doesn't mean literally every human that has ever been and ever will be is a shitty person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622043
>implying you'd let human boys who are born there just walk out
Tell me another one

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are alright, but I think humans are nice, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622065
Then you're a horrible order paladin that needs to die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622065
Depends on the human. Anyway, can we get back to discussing what the thread is about now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622040
Typically we're on our own a lot, but when we have to we'll work together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622071
>what the thread is about

Is it about monstergirl gattai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13622053
Cows also aren't sentient. And I never called them cattle, stop trying to change shit.

>You're trying to put them at a lower level than humans while still having the mentality that they are equal
How am I doing that? Again, it's not like they have to stay, it's just that most would choose it since it's easier than the alternative.

>So you'd rather ever human either be a breeding slave or a cum slave than have a world world where humans and monster girls are actually equal
Stop changing shit. There's no slavery, being a husband isn't slavery. A world without some population control ensuring there was a balance of Human Boys to sustain the population and Human Girls to sustain the Human population isn't equality, it's doomed because inevitably one of those towers will collapse on itself and destroy everything.

>Just because you know some shitty people doesn't mean literally every human that has ever been and ever will be is a shitty person.
>When it comes to human women [Monser Girls] are [soulless].
Bravo Order

>>13622056
That's the point, the Human Boys born there get shipped out and adopted by Monster Girls. They grow up and a few might get a job there while in college to pay the bills.

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>>13622076
>Gattai
>Pyramech GATTAING with Wurm mech and generic third mech meant for filler
>Forms super mech
Someone pls

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>>13622078
Okay I think "farm" is mostly giving people an image of a place with shitty living conditions and is basically a prison. I mean what's this place like?

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>>13622078
>Human Boys born there get shipped out
Like the cattle they are.

>and adopted by Monster Girls
Oh great, now they can grow up to be traitorous degenerates like you.

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>>13622091
What's wrong with giving human boys loving and happy homes where they can learn to live with and love monstergirls

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>>13622083
The Pharaoh's mech, because the Pharaoh is to Anubis what the Silver Ranger is to the rest of the Power Rangers.

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>>13622088
It'd probably be like a massive Hotel, only with high security to ensure no undesirables get in, and far into the country out of sight from the general population. They probably let human girls do whatever as long as they don't leave and engage in so many fuckings a day until they're pregnant in which case wait until birth, and repeat.

Oomukades would probably try to sneak in all the time for free dick.

>>13622091
>Being this soulless
Disgusting.

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>>13622099
>Ripping them from their human mother
Keep digging, you're almost in China.

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>>13622105
>soulless
>Says the guy in charge of the cattle farm

I appreciate the keks, no really I do.

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I want to touch the tanuki.

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>>13622106
Their mother is too busy to raise them. Besides, what about the poor Monster mothers that want a cute baby boy?

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>>13622113
Where?

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>>13622102
Will there be a Green Dragonzord? And a Dragon playing the flute while wearing the Green Ranger outfit?

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>>13622115
To busy being cattle, you mean.

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>>13622106
>Implying their human mother even wants him, or would recognize him
To her it'd be baby #38. To a loving Wight though, it'd be a beautiful baby boy for her to raise.

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>>13622113
Like the good obedient goy you are?

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Here's more twisted scenario than usual I just thought about.

What if a guy travels to a world where there's nothing but men and monstergirls? But the monstergirls can't give birth to sons. Baby boys just show up on the nights of new moons, while some monstergirls vanish without a trace.

He tries to explore around and near the old edifices of the fallen human civilizations and each time, his holstaur companion pulls him away in fear, though he's sure he hears noises and the sounds of machines vibrating into his feet.

After a vicious war that destroyed almost everything, the human civilization has moved completely underground where they merged with the last remnants of the pure dwarves. The passage of time has corrupted them in ways they made sure mamano mana could not.

Since all the main stock animals went extinct due to a combination of the war and mamano mana transforming them into monstergirls, the monstergirls are the main meat supply, once they are purified of residual mana of course. Non-stock monstergirls steal their husbands from the others.

Man was always the original most terrible monster after all.

Yes I was thinking of the Time Machine, but it's still an interesting inversion of traitor-kuns farms I think.

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>>13622121
>implying that's your decision to make

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>>13622117
All over although mostly that lovely tail of hers.

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>>13622113
What would happen if I pulled that leaf off her head?

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>>13622130
If she wanted to raise a family she wouldn't be in a farm. She's in a farm to enjoy a pleasurable easy lifestyle, not raise a family.

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>>13621919
Good thing being a necromancer is so cool.
I always wanted a Dark Elf Wight fucktoy.

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>>13622129
generic/10

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>>13622134
It would be extremely painful.

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>>13622137
Oh, NOW you decide it's opt-in.
Isn't that convenient?

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>>13622141
>generic
>when it's a straight parody of the OG example
k

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>>13622146
She's a big girl

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>>13622147
What do you care? You don't even like monster girls. Why are you here?

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>>13622129
normal animals aren't affected like that by mamono mana
overall meh/10

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>>13622147
Unless you were a Paladingirl it was always an Opt-Out program.

It's just that Opting Out involves corrupting into a Monster Girl.

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>>13622159
>changing the subject
Ok, I'll play along.

Please point out where I said that.

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>>13622162
Yes, I can see some folks having a problem with that system.

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>>13622155
For you.

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>>13622160
Objects and animals are. Just not the demon realm animals. Though KC also adds "The animal loves you" to the requirement criteria.

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Can you prove that you are worthy enough to fight by a Valkyrie's side?

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>>13622171
Can I fight under her?

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>>13622167
Well that's just how the world works. With all that demonic energy floating around in a Monster Girl society, you think a human girl wouldn't corrupt?

Besides, those that don't want the life in the farm probably wouldn't care about that. Human Boys wouldn't want them, employers wouldn't want them, and they'd stick out like a sore thumb.

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>>13622171
I can't tell if those victory posed fingers are by the m.guy on the right or the girl above the,

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>>13622174
No. She likes it on her side.

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>>13622177
>Well that's just how the world works
How very japanese of you. No wonder you like MGE dystopia.

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>>13622171
Big Chief sends you one when you become worthy. Her being there is the proof. Next question.

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>>13622177
>Well that's just how the world works.

Funny, because before the new Demon Lord, the world worked a different way and that changed. Therefore it could change again.

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>>13622184

Would you travel with a Valkyrie while listening to the Valkyrie Profile ost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ertvporcCZI

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>>13622118
Why not?

>Anubis is the leader of the Desert Patrol
>Spinx is the second in command, the brains of the team
>The Khepri twins are the team defenders. They excel in fastball special-ing each other, and using their shells and demonic enegery spheres to create barriers
>The girtablilu is the sneaky infiltrator. Everyone treats her as if she's some intimidating, dark and brooding edgemaster, when in reality she's just an average, friendly girl
>The Sandworm is the team transport

>When they encounter a foe too dangerous for one team to face, they'll join ranks with the Dragon Force, lead by the fiery Red Salamander.

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>>13622177
Good goy, why try to make the world a better place?

Just do as your mistress commands, and you'll get your dick wet. And that's really all that matters.

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>>13622184
Actually they come when you're dead/dying and decide whether or not you go to Odin's playhouse or Freya's house of treehugging. They also sometimes fall in love with heroes.

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>>13622200
Nice dubs. I wish I could get dubs.

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>>13622209

It'll happen someday, anon.

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I want to kiss a human girl and do nothing else.

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>>13622211
Then you did it again. God damn it. I'll never get dubs.

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>>13622200
>Being a human girl shill
Yeah, how's that working out for you? She hasn't cucked you yet and stolen your Wii U has she?

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>>13622194
Sorry, I'd annoy the shit out of her by singing Ride of the Valkyries every time. Not humming, singing in full onomatopoeia.

BAH BUM BADDA BAH BUM
BUM BADDA BAH BUM
BAH BADDA BUM!

>>13622206
Not in KC's give-no-fuck-about-proper-mythology version. Chief sends them to worthy heroes. KC has a really screwy pantheon when you think about it.

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>>13622220
MGIDF pls, is that all you got?

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>>13622225
I wasn't talking about KC's setting to begin with, so it doesn't matter what it does there.

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>>13622220
Where does he talk about human girls in there?

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>>13622239
Come on now. It's the absolute assumed default unless you state otherwise and you know it. Don't play coy.

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>>13622248
>assumed default
Maybe for people who forget we're a monstergirl general, and not a MGE general.
Also I clearly posted a Valkyrie Profile pic instead of KC's. That should have been enough for you to realize I wasn't talking about his setting.

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>>13622220
Stop confusing 2D human waifus with 3DPD, retard.

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>>13621344
>Someone who had fought the black hand? You were almost drooling at the though of the information you could get from them.
>Soon those leather boots would be back where they belong.
>With a shout of joy you lifted Funbags into the air and gave her a bone crushing hug. This was the best news you'd heard all day! All week! All mo- no, that was learning that the kittens would be coming soon.
>They would be getting so many belly rubs.
>Lost in thoughts of boots and kittens, you could barely notice that Funbags was having a little difficultly breathing as she attempted to tell you the obligatory catch that came with this information.
>"T-too tight! Too tight!" She gasped as you came to your senses, setting the poor creature down so she could suck in great breaths of life giving air, the little movements making her chest rise in a pretty nice way.
>"A-as I was -cough- sayin', there's a little snag I hit Ranger," she coughed, her cheeks red "see, the person's currently seein' as a -cough- slave owned by nasty ol' Gimmy the Slaver."
>You replied with a "so" and an arched eyebrow, you'd fought a lot of slave owning P'Orcs before, most of them were too busy doting on their slaves or riding them into the dirt to notice you.
>"'So' you better hurray up Ranger, Gimmy likes to break her slaves before tossin' them out." Funbags told you with a little impatience in her voice "They last about a week before the chains and whips get to them....Actually it's pretty interestin' to watch, especially when she takes her whip an-"
>You interrupted Funbugs little description by asking her how long the slave had been held.
>"About seven days since she got captured ," the short girl told you, the words making your heart drop into your stomach like a stone "so you may want to -"
>Hurry! You had to hurry!
>With rushed thanks and a ruffle of your informants black hair you were off like a bolt of lightning, sprinting towards your next target as fast as your legs could carry you.

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I don't care if it's a normal Wurm, a muscle Wurm, a super Wurm, a pygmy Wurm, a great Wurm, a dark Wurm, a light Wurm, or a lilim Wurm, just give me a WURM!

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>>13622291
>yfw she asks you if you only like her because she's a wurm