Would you study Taoism under a wicked hermit?

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Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:07:46 2015 No.13599678 [Reply] [Original]

Would you study Taoism under a wicked hermit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:09:25 2015 No.13599683 Yes, yes, please. Seiga Nyan nyan is my weakness. I would be her little bitch boi.

Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:11:13 2015 No.13599689

>>13599678
If you are trying to sell a religion and you are a asshole bastard cunt that does nothing but steal from people and desecrate graves/corpses then you are only encouraging others to turn to other religions/atheism.

Also thanks OP for giving me yet another face/name for my (s)hit list

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:13:55 2015 No.13599699 File: 243 KB, 556x700, 1423060307218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13599689 Look at this beta male and laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:14:16 2015 No.13599700 >>13599689 Please don't badmouth Seiga Nyang Nyang. Her tao is the most unique, and the most efficient, soon you will be immortal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:17:47 2015 No.13599707 taosim is objectively better than abrahamic religions. i'd only follow her if she teaches me magic

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:19:44 2015 No.13599712 >>13599707 You're not allowed to masturbate, thoguh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:23:00 2015 No.13599722 >>13599712 it's the same case in any religion nearly. i'm not a hedonist pig so if there was real benefits from not doing i'd stop. at some point i'm going to get bored with it and stop anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:23:09 2015 No.13599723 >>13599712 Would Seiga satisfy my sexual desires?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:25:23 2015 No.13599731 >>13599723 Only if you married

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:25:59 2015 No.13599733 >>13599712 Only masochistic edging then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 09:53:21 2015 No.13599783 Seiga was once married. Old, used up whore!

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 10:56:27 2015 No.13599938 >>13599783 I'd gladly be her sloppy thousand!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 10:57:53 2015 No.13599940 File: 443 KB, 1200x767, 36221398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13599806

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 10:58:53 2015 No.13599943 Why is Seiga wearing Mario Kart 8 on her head?

Anonymous Thu Jun 4 11:04:22 2015 No.13599964
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some cunt I know is on normiebook, ranting about sexual assault and misogyny
I wish I had Seiga Nyan Nyan to teach me how to brutally violate her and dump the body

she isn't even remotely attractive, I just want to shut her up

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 12:03:33 2015 No.13600134 File: 2.49 MB, 850x1202, 65g4fd1g632s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nah, I'd ask a better taoist to teach me her secrets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 13:01:47 2015 No.13600331 Yukari and Seiga lewd doujin when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 13:15:13 2015 No.13600392 >>13599806 This guy may be a disgusting yurifag but he draws some boner-riffic boobhus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 14:56:17 2015 No.13600763 >>13599689 And yet Miko decided to study under her. Given she didn't realize Nyan Nyan was a dick till a while after but still.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 16:28:08 2015 No.13601142 >>13599683 What kind of stupid nickname is Seiga Nyan Nyan even

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 17:05:34 2015 No.13601278 >>13601142 It's not a nickname,it would be like saying Miss Seiga. Her title is niang niang, so nyan nyan is close enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:08:12 2015 No.13602528 >>13601278 She would probably laugh at it, but secretly think you're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:10:13 2015 No.13602538 >>13599678 Sure, I would be her disciple, it's not like I am doing anything else in my life anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:15:28 2015 No.13602558 File: 279 KB, 568x489, 1422664823115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wouldn't she just kill me and turn me into a zombie?

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Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:53:23 2015 No.13602682
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>>13599689

Seiga doesn't actually care about spreading Taoism. I mean yeah she taught Miko but that was purely because having the goddamn Emperor of Japan as your pupil makes you look good. She even left China since there was too much Taoist competition there. Seiga only gives a fuck about doing what she feels like at any moment

She would prolly only teach it to someone because someone approached her (with her reputation already in mind) and she felt like fucking around with them. Then they'd got dropped like a brick when she got bored.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:58:02 2015 No.13602699 File: 169 KB, 850x786, sample-80bb0cdb5db9de30a039d63b534a32e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13600134 Miko wouldn't teach you anything. Miko's already got a legion of cucks thinking they're being taught Taoism but they're not.

Anonymous Thu Jun 4 23:02:23 2015 No.13602721
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>>13599940
>>13599806

We're never going to see a doujin where Ran physically and sexually eats Seiga's tasty hermit body, powers up and becomes stronker and tries to overthrow the Gap Hag, are we

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Anonymous Thu Jun 4 23:07:25 2015 No.13602743
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We could go to the tropics, sip pina coladas
Shorty I could take you there
Or we can go to the slums, where killers get hung
Shorty I could take you there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 23:12:39 2015 No.13602768 File: 178 KB, 517x800, 24992937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13602743 wha gwan

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 02:04:51 2015 No.13603349 >>13602682 Would she teach me wrong as a joke?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 02:16:56 2015 No.13603398 >>13603349 She'd teach you how to become immortal, but you'd still age, like in that one Greek myth.

Anonymous Fri Jun 5 03:38:23 2015 No.13603697

>>13602682
Taoism isn't a proselytizing religion anyway. It is a path to immortality/godhood and companions just slow you down or become competition. All the old Chinese stories are full of people who have to beg a hermit for years while working chores / being unpaid servants for years before being taught the basics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 03:42:13 2015 No.13603711 >>13603349 It's more likely she'll teach you something incredibly dangerous to stop your pestering, or for a laugh.

>>	/jp/ Fri Jun 5 03:51:20 2015 No.13603737 File: 76 KB, 160x160, 1428628834742.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13599689 god can`t exist without faith they are made of it and it gives them their powers don't forget when you become a neck-beard a god dies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 04:20:51 2015 No.13603798 File: 566 KB, 700x800, ef9986133e6c1e89498e3cd33b79f965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13603349 >Would she teach me wrong as a joke? Miko: I must apologize for Futo. She is a dork. Seiga purposely trained her wrong, as a joke

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 08:35:54 2015 No.13604420 >>13602558 Would that really be so bad? It means she's not likely to abandon you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 08:38:53 2015 No.13604426 >>13604420 She's just going to use you as a meat shield then

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 08:51:31 2015 No.13604466 File: 368 KB, 800x1100, 1318086067886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are the religionhus from TH13 the rock bottom of Touhou in terms of characters and story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 08:55:36 2015 No.13604486 Would Seiga teach me how to gain/use the powers of a hermit if I planned on using those powers to start a large scale incident that affects everybody for the fun of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 08:57:43 2015 No.13604499 >>13604466 If rock bottom means top, then yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 09:11:09 2015 No.13604547 Seiga's theme is super cool!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 09:49:04 2015 No.13604616 >>13599712 correction, you're not allowed to ejaculate outside. Retrograde ejaculation is perfectly fine under taoism though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 09:54:38 2015 No.13604630 REMOVE SEIGA FREE YOSHIKA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 11:16:15 2015 No.13604851 >>13599678 Only if Taoism is some kind of strange euphemism for sex and by under her you mean cowgirl position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 11:17:02 2015 No.13604852 >>13604851 v funy nerd gt a life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 13:30:15 2015 No.13605288 >>13603697 It's strange to hear considering Taoism promotes helping others as far as I recall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 09:53:54 2015 No.13616086 Rescuing Nyan Nyan from page 10!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 01:07:27 2015 No.13619448 >>13616086 Wicked Hermit! Begone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 02:10:49 2015 No.13619642 File: 314 KB, 825x1000, 50782139_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nyan Nyan

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 11:27:17 2015 No.13625760 >>13619448 More like lovely hermit. O how I admire her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 11:33:01 2015 No.13625770 Does she have hairy pits?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 12:13:11 2015 No.13625840 >>13625770 Of course! Chinese didn't shave back then

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 13:05:28 2015 No.13625989 >>13625770 I wanna suck the sweat from Seiga's armpit hairs!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 20:34:56 2015 No.13627576 >>13625770 no

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 04:57:37 2015 No.13634356 >>13599678 It all depends on how often and how loudly she listens to Old Yuanxien.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 05:31:04 2015 No.13634412 >>13634356 I like to imagine 2hus rocking out to their own themes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3MNtLf4Yc

Anonymous Thu Jun 11 11:27:36 2015 No.13635052

>>13599678
That is what Taoist practice like.

Women: Excessive bleeding during the menstrual cycle causes loss of "jing". By energetically detoxifying the body with sexual chi kung before the cycle begins, the need for bleeding as a means of detoxing is vastly reduced. The menstrual cycle can even be voluntarily stopped at a higher level of practice. This practice is called, "Slaying the Red Dragon". Women also train to re-direct their orgasmic chi flow up to the higher energy centers in the heart and brain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 11:33:47 2015 No.13635070 >>13635052 Seiga can cum from her heart?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 11:53:33 2015 No.13635128 File: 175 KB, 601x534, 6796500593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13599678 And end up like pic related? no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 11:57:01 2015 No.13635140 File: 435 KB, 1200x1702, TOUHOUNTR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13635128 She enjoyed it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 13:01:53 2015 No.13635290 File: 493 KB, 1410x938, 342544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13635140 Until this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 13:24:37 2015 No.13635349 File: 207 KB, 573x780, 58fbe46dd5e75986430e1233f0e1eccf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13635290 In the end all Gensoukyou has slept with Taishi-sama

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 14:36:39 2015 No.13635556 >>13635349 Specially men. So many, many men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 14:50:05 2015 No.13635602 File: 395 KB, 800x473, 1365328357650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13635290 Damn you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 14:56:24 2015 No.13635620 >>13635290 full translations when.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 15:02:19 2015 No.13635638 does miko know tojiko's relatives killed his son?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 15:21:20 2015 No.13635721 >>13635620 Thae last part is not even out, but all tue previous parts are translate in sadpanda

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 11 15:44:18 2015 No.13635867 I wanna destroy Seiga's vagina with my dick, if you know what I mean

Anonymous Fri Jun 12 00:49:54 2015 No.13637849
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>Seiga's Profile:
>She led a life without any restrictions on her freedom, but she was unable to throw away her aspirations towards Taoism, and she spent every day depressed. As a result, she practically became a shut-in, never conversing with anyone.

Where the fuck are all the NEET-Seiga pics/fics

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 02:27:15 2015 No.13638152 I wonder if Seiga Nyan Nyan could teach me in the taoist art of ruining the lives of others.

Anonymous Fri Jun 12 02:40:14 2015 No.13638199
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>>13599678
Hell no. She's wicked and completely untrustworthy. Only way I'd ever become her pupil would be if it's part of a scheme to serve her her just deserts, and maybe not even then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 02:46:35 2015 No.13638225 >>13638199 There STILL isn't a "touhous stuck inside walls and getting fucked" compilation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 02:50:36 2015 No.13638243 File: 1.42 MB, 1416x2000, seiga stuck5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13638225 It's a pretty niche fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 03:02:33 2015 No.13638284 >>13637849 She is JP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 03:05:19 2015 No.13638295 >>13638284 /jp/ isn't nearly malicious enough to be her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 12:06:48 2015 No.13639722 >>13638295 Seiga isn't malicious at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 12:11:04 2015 No.13639737 >>13637849 Ok, I don't get it. So this is like a christian who regrets not behaving like one or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 12:25:18 2015 No.13639799 File: 166 KB, 1200x1679, 1431308769777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13639737 No, Seiga wanted to hermit it up but she couldn't do it while she was a qt chinese princess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 12:25:45 2015 No.13639800 >>13639799 I can see nipples. Don't show nipples in a blue board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 12:38:17 2015 No.13639837 File: 309 KB, 600x800, 30707641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13639800 okay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 12:39:19 2015 No.13639840 File: 336 KB, 589x600, 1428446280086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13639800 anon posted that on the last Seiga thread, he never learns

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 13:09:56 2015 No.13639953 >>13639800 Don't you know? That's the infamous image that doesn't get deleted. It only works if you post what the janny likes. Semen on Picture and Oouso.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 14:46:21 2015 No.13640309 File: 275 KB, 572x800, 28904478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13639953 oh well i love nyan nyan too much to care

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 18:48:56 2015 No.13641230 >>13639799 DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 19:24:42 2015 No.13641341 >>13641230 BAN THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 22:38:41 2015 No.13642169 >>13639799 BURST YOUR BALLOON TITS RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR ELSE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 22:44:17 2015 No.13642188 >>13642169 >>13641230 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:35:50 2015 No.13643174 >>13639799 fucking delete this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 04:09:18 2015 No.13643243 >>13639799 DELETE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 13:54:52 2015 No.13644324 >>13639799 >>13639799 >>13639799

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 14:10:03 2015 No.13644372 File: 495 KB, 1200x1719, 1401650356144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seiga is incredibly busty!!

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Jun 13 14:22:36 2015 No.13644403 Yes. http://exhentai.org/s/eae395c13f/543734-84

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 14:57:27 2015 No.13644500 >>13639799

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 16:53:17 2015 No.13644807 >>13639799 あげ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 17:34:52 2015 No.13644944 >>13639799

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