Finally, today is your date with the supreme judge of paradise! What are you going to do?

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Anonymous Sat May 23 01:34:18 2015 No.13535411 [Reply] [Original]

Finally, today is your date with the supreme judge of paradise! What are you going to do?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 01:35:09 2015 No.13535416 Yeah, let's go bowling.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:01:47 2015 No.13535518 >>13535411 Watch the stars down by the lake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:20:34 2015 No.13535518,1 how many years has it been with these threads being the staple of Janitor's Palace

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:21:37 2015 No.13535518,2 >>13535518,1 Aren't they made by bots?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:42:56 2015 No.13535518,3 >>13535518,2 some say the janitor enslaves the souls of all the spammers who've left /jp/ and imprisons them for his own deeds, forever dooming them to post one-liner touhou and idol threads

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:45:38 2015 No.13535518,4 The other threads are shit therefore I declare this the new blog thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:46:02 2015 No.13535518,5 why does shikieiki have such nice thighs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:46:33 2015 No.13535518,6 >>13535518,4 Can't you find one with a good OP pic instead?

Anonymous Sat May 23 02:50:19 2015 No.13535518,7 [INTERNAL]

>>13535518,4
I wanna go to an arcade but I don't know which one. I can go to one that's in a mall, one that's attached to a waterpark, and one that's attached to an amusement park. The one in the mall has a Tetris cabinet so I want to go there and set a record, but the amusement park one has newer games and there waterpark one has lolis in bathing suits.

What should I put as the name? ASS? JIZ? FAG? DIQ?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:03:22 2015 No.13535518,8 im boner

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:10:39 2015 No.13535518,9 >>13535518,7 Go to one with the games you want to play. Try to set it to to dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:25:15 2015 No.13535793 >>13535411 How on earth did I net a date with Eiki? Or are we talking the sentencing kind of date?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:28:36 2015 No.13535793,1 >>13535518,9 dix

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:32:10 2015 No.13535811 Is it safe to assume this is our first date? I guess it's too soon to ask to drink her urine...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:17:46 2015 No.13535945 How many dark side points do I get for fugging her in public.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:20:50 2015 No.13535965 >>13535945 The thought of Yama in bondage gear and fucking her in public like a slut who gets wet for fear of being discovered. Please forgive me, Eiki!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 04:25:25 2015 No.13535979 Sexual favors from the Yama~

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 05:43:34 2015 No.13536198 File: 268 KB, 724x1023, 50116602_p11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Visit the local marriage license office and turn in our marriage license. Afterwards we can go to my room.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 05:56:29 2015 No.13536226 >>13535411 My BED you FREAKING nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:01:05 2015 No.13536233 Public sex with the Yama.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:31:40 2015 No.13536302 Cinema, dining, bowling or arcades, long walk by the sea, sodomy by the fountain, feeding ducks, buy her something nice... Just the usual sort of thing you'd expect.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:42:34 2015 No.13536337 File: 102 KB, 427x335, ha ha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take her to a fancy cafe and discuss moral relativity.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 06:45:46 2015 No.13536349 >>13536337 Oh boy I hope she brings her mirror!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 07:45:41 2015 No.13536470 >>13535411 Is she a sassy black woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 11:46:31 2015 No.13536898 >>13536470 She's just looking at the time because you're late! You dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 12:00:56 2015 No.13536929 >>13535411 I remember when i cuddle with her last night, she say that she wants to feel the warmth of the sun while walking with me outside.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 16:55:00 2015 No.13537769 >>13535411 I'm going to gently and lovingly stick it in her pooper.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:04:01 2015 No.13537812 Oh god, oh god, I have no idea. Dinner and a movie?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:06:37 2015 No.13537822 First things first, apologize for being late. For shame, me. Then, food. It's a bit of a walk, but there's lots of stuff along the walk, so that's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:11:06 2015 No.13537852 File: 510 KB, 662x662, 3f9e6d44f359fce6bdd9e60db66cac7b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13536198 It's the very first date, anon. You've done well to get this far, but don't jump the gun and scare her away.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:13:05 2015 No.13537860 It's too embarrassing, so I send her a sms telling her I can't make it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:31:00 2015 No.13537960 >>13537860 Don't do that anon! Don't give up, she WANTS to go on a date with you!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 17:31:20 2015 No.13537962 >>13537860 Standing the Yama up? Enjoy the last years of your life, friend. The other side will hold nasty surprises for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:09:10 2015 No.13538161 File: 191 KB, 1000x1000, 49328730_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13537852 I'm sure she'd appreciate my straight-forwardness.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:17:07 2015 No.13538198 >>13537960 How do you know that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 18:56:08 2015 No.13538344 >>13538198 She agreed to your date, didn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 19:35:24 2015 No.13538478 This is going to be awkward, but it's her first date so it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 01:03:05 2015 No.13540143 >>13536198 But she runs the marriage office.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 05:09:29 2015 No.13541053 Her. :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 06:33:46 2015 No.13541306 File: 171 KB, 850x637, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541053 That's too lewd for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 12:05:09 2015 No.13542191 >>13540143 Still need to do it officially. That's the name of the game with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 12:14:10 2015 No.13542233 File: 710 KB, 700x1166, 1326985379748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13535411 Walk in the park!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 19:21:22 2015 No.13544118 File: 272 KB, 1467x1005, 25339727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to make the mighty yama a happy woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 19:22:56 2015 No.13544125 >>13544118 Same. She deserves it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 19:30:21 2015 No.13544160 File: 1.47 MB, 1500x1059, legs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13535411 Going to stare at her legs. I am hellbound anyway so I might as well get a nice view of those gorgeous yama thighs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZ1MwrzdQE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 19:33:41 2015 No.13544170 since mundane work should be boring for her, we will go to a park and talk about work ethics.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 24 19:36:24 2015 No.13544183 >>13544170 Don't talk about work, anon. This date is supposed to get her away from it for once.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 00:09:29 2015 No.13544183,1 whats the point of a blog thread if msot of the posts arent ghost posts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 02:29:59 2015 No.13546003 >>13544183 Agreed. Take her to a movie, then dinner or something. Or go mini golfing. Everyone loves mini golf.

Anonymous Mon May 25 02:40:27 2015 No.13546037
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>>13546003

Okay, let's have a vote. Tomorrow night you can play Goofy Golf, which is a lot of standing in line and shoving and pushing, and probably getting a 'zero,' or you can see Pinocchio, which is a lot of furry animals and magic, and you'll have a wonderful time. Okay? So let's vote.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 02:52:56 2015 No.13546080 >>13535411 [x] genuflect

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 02:55:40 2015 No.13546086 >>13546037 I sense bias.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 02:57:00 2015 No.13546091 >>13546037 I'm sorry you had such a shitty mini-golf experience anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:01:05 2015 No.13546101 >>13546037 Somehow, this post feels off.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:01:31 2015 No.13546103 Panic, because I have no idea why I'm going on a date.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:06:13 2015 No.13546115 Where the fuck in Gensokyo do you go for fun, anyway? Hakurei shrine?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:07:50 2015 No.13546121 >>13546103 She wants you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:10:02 2015 No.13546127 >>13546121 That sounds bad. I know I did a lot of bad things in life but I can't handle the judgment. I want to live.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:11:30 2015 No.13546136 >>13546127 Please don't be difficult.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:13:58 2015 No.13546142 File: 443 KB, 1060x1500, 1345868440721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gotta consensually fuck the supreme judge

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:16:40 2015 No.13546155 >>13546142 Makes my heart skip a beat every time I see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:17:46 2015 No.13546157 >>13546136 I guess you're right. I only pray that everything will work out fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:18:06 2015 No.13546158 >>13546142 Mind bogglingly lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:27:55 2015 No.13546188 >>13546142 Consensual fucking is not what comes to mind whenever I see that picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 25 03:39:28 2015 No.13546232 >>13546157 Lots of ideas in this thread here, anon. Not being so scared of her would be a good start.

Anonymous Mon May 25 03:41:05 2015 No.13546242

I'd have a long, fun, but tiring day planned. Bowling, movies, shopping, arcades, go-kart, whatever. But at the end of the day at dinner I'd drug her drink, take her to her home, rape her, cum inside, and then go back home that night. I'd just tell her she got drunk/exhausted and passed out so I took her home and left right away.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 00:58:57 2015 No.13550946 >>13546242 I think you're severely underestimating the Yama, and her ability to see everything you've ever done.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 02:10:37 2015 No.13551223 File: 791 KB, 1499x1124, 8773680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am going to do this!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 02:26:07 2015 No.13551272 File: 323 KB, 620x549, 34598504_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13551223 Not so quickly! Damn it, anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 02:40:49 2015 No.13551360 File: 594 KB, 974x1000, 2f84428e409ced2fc253a5096bd96847.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wanting to do lewd things with a loli yama This could very easily land me in hell but its still worth a try.

Anonymous Tue May 26 02:49:18 2015 No.13551388

>>13546115
I've heard about this shop from a friend who has a lot of cool stuff from the outside world, It's full of fascinating and mysterious artifacts, you can also get detailed information about any object you want I'm pretty sure any girl would love to go there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 02:54:40 2015 No.13551410 File: 397 KB, 715x1000, 7f384009e72cef6bd445d31f837e54c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546115 You befriend someone who has a couple other friends and then you all go on various misadventures.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 03:02:29 2015 No.13551432 >>13551360 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 03:05:18 2015 No.13551439 probably go meet at a starbucks or something

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 15:31:36 2015 No.13553481 File: 240 KB, 716x592, 8f17cae2ef46c343221591e1b9958050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want the yama to feel comfortable being nude around me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 26 15:37:09 2015 No.13553506 >>13551410 And then we all take a bath together!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 14:27:18 2015 No.13558586 >>13553481 I don't think that's really possible. She's a proper lady, she won't feel comfortable naked around you till your wedding night.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 14:35:25 2015 No.13558612 We go to the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 14:39:25 2015 No.13558626 File: 3.01 MB, 2480x3507, 56233c56eeec77da835a85a16496ec13[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13558586 I'll do whatever it takes dude. Whatever it takes!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:48:43 2015 No.13559956 >>13558626 She'll live forever without you, anon. Would you really do that to her?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 27 19:51:03 2015 No.13559973 >>13559956 You just gotta keep at it every time you reincarnate.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:00:11 2015 No.13561751 >>13559973 Well, that's a lonely existence for her -- forty years of joy followed by twenty years of sadness and hoping the next man to speak to her is you again. But If you're persistent I bet you could do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:09:29 2015 No.13561770 File: 419 KB, 800x1000, 1424124754874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIOLATE THE LAW

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:10:11 2015 No.13561772 While she's having fun on a date, Komachi is probably working hard right now. That's not really fair you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:11:24 2015 No.13561775 >>13561772 Komachi is a lazy ass bitch, she should work more. Yama is in higher position with a lot more stress, she should work less.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:16:39 2015 No.13561781 File: 237 KB, 600x849, 30994643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561751 Twenty years is nothing to an immortal being.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:17:51 2015 No.13561783 >>13561781 Very nice art!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:20:24 2015 No.13561790 File: 105 KB, 420x288, 007937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sexualizing the law That's twenty years in the iso-cubes, creeps.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:22:08 2015 No.13561795 >>13561790 You can't stop thought-crime, my dear Yama. In fact, my mind is figuratively spreading your legs and raping you now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:26:07 2015 No.13561804 >>13561795 Too bad she's a god and she knows your sinful thoughts. I hope you'll enjoy Buddhist hell and being reincarnated as a dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:28:27 2015 No.13561811 >>13561804 Neat, I like dogs. There's also a chance that i'll get adopted by the Yama and become her pet for the rest of my doggy life.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:28:49 2015 No.13561812 >>13561804 It's worth it as long as I get to rape the Yama!!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:33:01 2015 No.13561820 File: 70 KB, 720x614, 1432791371739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561811 dogs suck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:34:43 2015 No.13561823 >>13561790 Who are you quoting, Eiki?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:38:09 2015 No.13561834 File: 1.46 MB, 850x1533, Doghus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561820 Dogs>cats >>13561823 The law

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 04:45:15 2015 No.13561847 >>13561834 doghu? more like dogpoo rofl

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 10:11:32 2015 No.13562438 File: 140 KB, 707x500, 1427362902294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll take her on a beautiful trip across the Sanzu River

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 14:53:30 2015 No.13563498 >>13562438 The law's got some nice legs.

Anonymous Thu May 28 15:20:20 2015 No.13563604
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>>13562438
That's a metaphor if I ever heard one.

>>13563498
It's true, very true. I dunno how well comments like that would help her opinion of you though, even if you're dating now.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:22:04 2015 No.13563892 File: 1.70 MB, 1924x2459, eiki doesn't want to die.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13562438 Please don't kill Eiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:35:25 2015 No.13563970 What would happen if I punched her?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 16:44:55 2015 No.13564041 File: 104 KB, 524x580, hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13563970 You die.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:04:30 2015 No.13564171 File: 710 KB, 1147x905, 324234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13561775

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 17:10:56 2015 No.13564228 >>13542233 That color scheme looks wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:16:23 2015 No.13564902 >>13563604 I'm not an English major for nothing. Oh, who am I kidding

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 19:37:09 2015 No.13564995 >>13564171 Man, I really like the bags under her eyes in this picture. There's something wrong with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:28:48 2015 No.13566593 >>13564041 Yes, but would it emotionally affect her?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:06:41 2015 No.13568358 >>13566593 Nothing emotionally effects her. Or at least, she's strong-willed enough to never show it. Such is the way of the Yama.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:23:35 2015 No.13568409 File: 158 KB, 454x640, 75328e4845db248df02332d1a9c298e8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568358 It's the latter. Eiki has emotions, plenty of them.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:29:47 2015 No.13568423 >>13568409 God I want to cuddle her. She looks like you could just pick her up and hug her as tight as you wanted.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:43:30 2015 No.13568463 File: 398 KB, 600x900, 29497927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568423 Eiki is not your toy to cuddle with.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:44:39 2015 No.13568466 >>13568358 Sounds rather boring. Why would I want to date her, then?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:54:50 2015 No.13568487 >>13568463 Okay, fine. Just a bit of cuddling then.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:59:45 2015 No.13568497 File: 414 KB, 600x578, 1300478965336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568487 No. No cuddling at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:03:01 2015 No.13568507 File: 573 KB, 1066x1000, 1420353180033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568497 What about a surprise kiss then?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:05:58 2015 No.13568519 File: 275 KB, 600x800, 1374283494525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568507 No! That's even worse!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:08:16 2015 No.13568524 File: 34 KB, 500x500, 1375013273449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568507 Death penalty.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:08:52 2015 No.13568526 File: 972 KB, 1200x1600, 87a8ccc06ff6a2d8fff771a77ec49721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568519 But if she insists on being a no-fun girl like that, she'll never be in a relationship with someone! Is that what she really wants?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:11:32 2015 No.13568536 >>13568497 Okay, well, I guess I'll just have to cuddle her when she's not paying attention then. >>13568526 Isn't that the entire point of dating her?

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:13:58 2015 No.13568545
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>>13568526
No, no, that's not what she wants at all! I mean...
There's a process to these things. You can't do intimate things like that on the first date.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:28:32 2015 No.13568580
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>>13568536
No. Why would I pursue someone who clearly isn't interested?

>>13568545
The combined effort of /jp/ couldn't produce a satisfying first-date experience for the Yama. At this point, she comes off as kind of arrogant and indefeasable.
With this kind of thing, a syllogistic approach to the matter is misplaced. She probably already concluded her subsumption of your right to go on a date with her based on the unwritten laws of decorum the second she saw you. But it doesn't work like that! A relationship is a mutual effort, and in the best case, the participants have only the best for themselves in mind, which is, each other!

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:38:38 2015 No.13568616
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>>13568580
Arrogant? Huh...

...you raise some fair points. She's not good at personal relationships, no doubt. Has absolutely no experience in these matters, which must be really frustrating to someone like her.
But still! You can't go too fast!

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:01:47 2015 No.13568719
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>>13568616
Well, it's also frustrating for the one who dates her.
She might be the Supreme Judge of Paradise and all that, but that shouldn't matter in a relationship.
You should fall in love with the person, not the position!
And nobody "gets good" at relationships. The point is that you open yourself up to the other one, and that's a dangerous venture every single time.
And I was only attempting a kiss because everything else seemingly left her unfazed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:05:06 2015 No.13568740 >>13568719 Keep in mind, she's following protocol and the Judge is very good at that. Patience and time are needed with her -- she has a longer view of things than you do.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:11:18 2015 No.13568766
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>>13568719
Look at that OP! She's fazed already and the date hasn't even started. She's just trying to hide it is all.

I meant more like she's bad at opening herself up. Girl's got layers upon layers of defenses. You'd have to in that job.
You're right, though. This is no good. What should she do?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:13:54 2015 No.13568774 >>13568766 Probably enjoy the first date and try to make a move on the second date? Eiki seems proactive enough to do that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:18:13 2015 No.13568801 File: 266 KB, 568x652, eiki tired.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568774 She does?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:19:09 2015 No.13568804 >>13568801 In PoFV she spends her free time going out and correcting other people's behavior of her own free will. That's pretty proactive.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:26:49 2015 No.13568836 File: 2.96 MB, 2849x4032, 1390788643750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568804 I dunno, that seems different.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:30:20 2015 No.13568847
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>>13568766
Is she? She kind of seems aggravated at her escort being (allegedly) late.
It's hard to say what she should do, though.
Intuitively, I would suggest her to acknowledge herself to be more than just her job. However, in her case, she kind of really IS her job, so I'm not sure.
I mean, it's good to be in control of things. However, it's great to have someone who you can hand over that control to, someone who you trust to the utmost, and who would never do you wrong with that power. At her current state, I don't think she can do that.
To get back on track, I'd probably take her to some seasonal faire in the human village.
She'll get some fresh air and be among people, it's not too taxing, and she can leave whenever she wants.

>>13568804
That's what I mean. She really can't take a break.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:32:21 2015 No.13568854 File: 421 KB, 600x800, headpat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568836 Let's agree to disagree. >>13568847 Agreed. I'd like to take her to go see something interesting. Maybe a zoo, or aquarium since she's not limited by the border.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:44:53 2015 No.13568895
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>>13568847
Some trustworthy partner is exactly what she wants out of this, I'd bet. Someone to turn to and lean on when the going gets tough.

I dunno about saying Eiki's all job, though. Those times where she tromps Gensokyo dispensing advice on how not to go to hell are her breaks; she's doing it because she herself wants too, not because of her job. At least that's how I've always seen it.
So there's more to Eiki than the Yama, and she knows it. The two are just pretty close is all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:46:54 2015 No.13568899 File: 455 KB, 600x800, 1274502924304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568854 A zoo or aquarium sounds pretty good, actually. It might be nice to meet some living things she's not going to have to judge someday.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:59:35 2015 No.13568935 >>13568899 there is nothing worse than artists that forget how her hair should be

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:01:03 2015 No.13568944 File: 617 KB, 1005x1012, eiki hairstyles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568935 Nobody's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:02:59 2015 No.13568953 >>13568944 Too blushy in this one. Shiki Eiki is a refined lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:18:06 2015 No.13568991 File: 440 KB, 750x750, f52564f7940a861a9f3b1de9b8f378f7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13568953 Ain't nothing wrong with a blushy Eiki.

>>	Argie-kun Fri May 29 18:42:30 2015 No.13569074 File: 32 KB, 400x267, arepa_t670x470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] invite her to eat arepas! this one of the picture is called "reina peiada" or Dotted Queen in spanish. contain avocado, chicken and mayonnaise.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 30 15:21:18 2015 No.13573024 File: 67 KB, 700x915, judge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13569074 .... what does that even have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:08:50 2015 No.13575715 File: 415 KB, 523x800, 50633955_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think she liked the date, guys. What comes next?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:16:27 2015 No.13575744 File: 196 KB, 500x500, 1344064849702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575715 Third date is the one that decides your fate.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 01:33:57 2015 No.13575815 >>13575715 Marriage usually comes after the first date, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:20:51 2015 No.13576073 File: 94 KB, 850x637, look how happy the yama is.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575815 No, it's after the third date. Stick to protocol.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:33:01 2015 No.13576139 File: 918 KB, 1280x960, 45y.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wouldn't marrying the law mean a life of endless lectures?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 02:34:44 2015 No.13576148 >>13576139 Yep. You have to find enjoyment in it, and realize that she really does have your best interests at heart AND knows what she's talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 03:06:25 2015 No.13576278 >>13575715 Wanna go watch this movie or opera whatevers? oh shit I forgot the tickets in my house, lets go grab em, want something to drink? a glass of wine or a beer? whoops im getting a little too tipsy for the opera wink wink

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 05:07:54 2015 No.13576766 >>13575715 She did!? How!? I mean...hooray!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 08:48:32 2015 No.13577279 File: 292 KB, 729x800, 1418829923116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13575715 We did it, /jp/! We left an impression! Gotta keep a cool head now, though!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:07:00 2015 No.13578211 >>13577279 Don't scare off the Yama, /jp/. I'm not sure how you'd do that, but hold the marriage proposal till after the third date.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 14:21:24 2015 No.13578254 when are we having little yamas

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 16:56:21 2015 No.13578879 File: 820 KB, 1000x1250, sleepylaw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:01:19 2015 No.13578905 >>13578211 Isn't third date a little fast for that too?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:05:14 2015 No.13578929 File: 138 KB, 680x490, eiki sleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13578879 That's looks like an important seat. Should carry her to he room before she's seen sleeping in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:42:13 2015 No.13579129 we fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:44:12 2015 No.13579136 File: 142 KB, 483x800, 34563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 17:45:25 2015 No.13579142 >>13578905 Depends if she loves us/you yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 18:12:32 2015 No.13579255 >>13579142 Even if she does, that's a hell of a commitment to make after such a short time. It's Eiki too, so she'd take extremely seriously.

Anonymous Sun May 31 18:21:48 2015 No.13579309
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>>13579255
She would also know how honest you were being. It's a bit of a hard thing to do, dating the Yamaxanadu, just because you can't even do white lies when she knows everything about you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:35:28 2015 No.13579593 File: 574 KB, 1008x1008, eiki legs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13579309 She does?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:39:17 2015 No.13579610 >>13579593 The mirror allows her to see every single thing you have ever said or done, and she's very good at detecting lies if PoFV is anything to go by.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 19:49:00 2015 No.13579641 File: 1.08 MB, 1000x1110, 63a8b41bbb5626729c6c1533f55b70d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13579610 Does the mirror see everything at once?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 20:04:21 2015 No.13579692 Why haven't we married yet? What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:01:15 2015 No.13579900 >>13579641 It sees everything that you have ever done, very quickly. She could theoretically use it to see everything but in practice she seems to focus it on one person at a time to see all of their past deeds. Hope you've been valorous!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 21:02:32 2015 No.13579905 File: 152 KB, 539x1078, 56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:13:52 2015 No.13580346 Being married to the yama would be pretty sweet, wouldn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:14:57 2015 No.13580351 >>13580346 yea wed fuck and stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:15:34 2015 No.13580355 File: 719 KB, 800x1100, 50652034_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:39:39 2015 No.13580464 Does the yama like sex with llamas?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 31 22:50:13 2015 No.13580519 >>13579900 Well...I guess I'm fine if she's dating me at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:47:45 2015 No.13583582 File: 148 KB, 1235x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sleepy Yama!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:59:41 2015 No.13583626 File: 353 KB, 558x569, laughing yama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13580346 Well, you'd get to hang out with her in her small amounts of free time, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 22:15:37 2015 No.13586480 File: 549 KB, 600x800, blushing yama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13583582 Happy Yama!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 22:17:45 2015 No.13586492 >>13583582 i want to sleep with badly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 22:34:11 2015 No.13586597 File: 3.80 MB, 2168x1536, eikibrig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does the yama like neckrubs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 22:34:43 2015 No.13586601 File: 127 KB, 850x808, Sleepy Yama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13586492 Will this entice you then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:12:09 2015 No.13587024 File: 32 KB, 677x606, 1424664022709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:17:00 2015 No.13587048 File: 46 KB, 229x280, 1380000145237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13587024 FINLAND DOES IT AGAIN LMAO!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:34:38 2015 No.13587125 >>13586597 If cats are any indication it should be a little slice of heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:44:29 2015 No.13587173 File: 52 KB, 721x544, 1428351294155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13587048

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:53:48 2015 No.13587561 >>13575715 Walk her home, give her a kiss on the forehead, and ask if she'd like to have another date sometime. I-i-i-t's a promise, then, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 03:29:37 2015 No.13588118 >>13587561 That is so fucking girlish.. you queer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 00:39:25 2015 No.13592521 File: 490 KB, 800x800, 1339572274212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13586597 I want to give that yama a boobrub, and I want her to like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 02:32:38 2015 No.13592925 >>13535411 Dubs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 22:29:30 2015 No.13597387 File: 1.51 MB, 1000x1500, 41873653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 22:35:38 2015 No.13597406 >>13592521 >>13597387 Bustyeiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 22:44:27 2015 No.13597438 >>13597406 I can't get used to it. Eiki with tits is just weird. >>13597387 Though this one is good. Wanna squeeze em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 22:49:08 2015 No.13597456 >>13597438 well people got used to small eiki, when she suppoed to be as tall as sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 22:54:26 2015 No.13597466 File: 992 KB, 992x1200, eiki OBJECTION OVERRULLED!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13597456 Yeah, well, small Eiki is better. Usually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 23:06:58 2015 No.13597515 >>13535416 Roman!!! I should have never read your fucking email!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 23:18:03 2015 No.13597557 File: 144 KB, 718x1075, 9b26b710b7730e3df5d6cf0c29edf3a2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think she'd be too happy once she sees how many times I've fapped to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 23:21:24 2015 No.13597566 File: 185 KB, 1020x1680, 4536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13597438 Agree on all counts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 08:45:35 2015 No.13599616 File: 639 KB, 800x1131, 069c411f9e0f7622571d592379999bb2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:36:22 2015 No.13602637 File: 156 KB, 355x690, 8d467e311ef951c60871ab5a812a2570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living with Eiki-chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 01:48:56 2015 No.13603291 >>13602637 Is the Yama shut-in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 01:51:20 2015 No.13603297 >>13603291 Well, she has a job.... But other than that, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 02:03:03 2015 No.13603342 File: 31 KB, 300x449, 1276825032366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13603291 >>13603297 No way. Every break she gets is spent wandering Gensokyo talking to people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 02:22:17 2015 No.13603410 >>13603342 Can the Yama judge somebody who's not even under her religious jurisdiction/doesn't believe in the cycle of reincarnation like peoples from monotheistic faiths/one life and that's it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 02:23:57 2015 No.13603420 >>13603410 Yes. Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean it doesn't believe in you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 08:15:02 2015 No.13604346 >>13603420 Does the yama believe in me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 12:01:16 2015 No.13605002 >>13604346 Of course she does. She had absolute faith in you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 13:14:08 2015 No.13605228 File: 810 KB, 800x1000, 39556653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 14:19:20 2015 No.13605469 File: 1.50 MB, 1400x990, 50127437_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 14:20:24 2015 No.13605475 File: 1.50 MB, 1400x990, 50127437_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 14:20:42 2015 No.13605476 >>13605228 Me on the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 15:21:14 2015 No.13605731 >>13605476 Me on the top then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 16:57:20 2015 No.13606139 >>13605731 That's not me on the bottom anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 19:38:12 2015 No.13606908 File: 977 KB, 1024x1280, f3ad5a167d49d17f8edcf93fdc8ae6e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 22:17:47 2015 No.13607531 >>13605002 >had o-okay..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 00:03:40 2015 No.13607974 >>13607531 Has, sorry. Phone keyboard. She believes in you like nobody else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 22:04:02 2015 No.13618853 File: 1.58 MB, 850x2079, 1345867421236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 22:47:18 2015 No.13618989 File: 147 KB, 489x730, 1423124752609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 23:11:54 2015 No.13619044 >>13618853 She looks very surprised that she's in her underwear.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 23:15:00 2015 No.13619053 File: 212 KB, 640x905, 3455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13619044

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 23:58:17 2015 No.13619189 >>13619044 Maybe she just woke up? She is on a bed, after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:44:00 2015 No.13621992 File: 121 KB, 710x1115, 1284835081557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:46:49 2015 No.13622009 >>13535411 >placing the face of the watch inside the wrist I turn 540 and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:56:46 2015 No.13622057 >>13622009 You're an old guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 16:58:09 2015 No.13622062 File: 232 KB, 650x750, 1362768027945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13621992

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 8 17:04:08 2015 No.13622085 >>13622057 POUR VOUS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 9 01:50:17 2015 No.13624329 File: 1.18 MB, 1383x1616, 39849684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13622062

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