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I don't know whether it's adorable how Mystia is cradling that egg or erotic how she must have squeezed it out from her widdle bird-cunt.

>> No.134993
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>>134979
>how she must have squeezed it out from her widdle bird-cunt

I have a shot of the very moment~

>> No.135010

>>134993
gb2/school/ haruhi

>> No.135009
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>>134993

>> No.135019

Amu-chan's more erotic, thank you.

>> No.135020
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Ehehe-

WHAT THE HELL?!

>> No.135052

>>134979

Why can't it be both?
Moe on two levels, you know?

>> No.135063

So if she's a sparrow, then why does she have bat wings?

>> No.135074
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>>135063

Probably the same reason she has those fuzzy ears.

>> No.135083

>>135063

Probably the same reason she has those fuzzy ears.

>> No.135085
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>>134979
I can be both, that's why mystia is the best.

>> No.135096

>>134979
I find it depressing to know that after having something that huge pass through her vag000, there's no way I can ever satisfy her.

>> No.135095
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>>134993
Scandalous!

>> No.135099
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135099

Personally I just imagine Mystia helps birds out and isn't likely to have eggs of her own. It implies men and I don't like men in my Gensokyo.

>> No.135104

>>135096
I lol'd.

>> No.135109

>>135099
Don't know how a bird is working.

>> No.135108
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135108

Love is over

>> No.135114

>>134979
Birds have cloacas.

>> No.135119

>>135096
True. You'd go to fuck her, and you'd have to ask which side of her vagOOO she wanted you to rub against this time.

>> No.135122
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>> No.135127

>>135108
I RAGED!

>> No.135129

>>135099
When birds ovulate, their eggs are, well, EGGS! Even if nobody's fertilizing her eggs, those eggs will still come out.

>> No.135133

>>135122
;_;

>> No.135132
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Hi

>> No.135142
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>>135108

No! Bad fox! Bad!

>> No.135145

>>135119
Yeah, forget tossing a hot dog down a hallway. This would be more like landing a paper airplane in a military hangar.

>> No.135156

>>135122
>>135132
Those kids better run...

>> No.135158
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135158

uhn! uhn! uhn! *clack*

>> No.135154

>>135122
oh man those kids are FUCKED

>> No.135164
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>>135127
What? They're sharing.

>> No.135166

>>135158
And THAT was how the first egg was hatched and then broken.

>> No.135168

>>135162
Actually, /d/ is where egg-laying goes.

>> No.135162

>>135020

So... Wanna post the dog free version in /e/, friend?

>> No.135170

>>135162
YES

>> No.135169
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>> No.135174
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>> No.135186
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>>134979
>bird-cunt

It's called a cloaca.

I'd teach the difference, but typically one has to make a game with me as the star for that.

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>>135142
Trying to get ourselves strangled with our own entrails, are we?

>> No.135193

>>/d/816896

Fuck I'm doing it wrong..

>> No.135209

>>135193
Three >

>>>/d/816896

>> No.135217
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>>135186
So much for the fastest in Gensokyo.

>> No.135242

>>135186

Done. How's a 80 hour RPG with a score by the warsaw philharmonic sound?

>> No.135260

>>135129

Well fuck.

>>135109

I don't know, can't say I've been overly keen on keeping up with animal biology, specifically mating. I just figured youkai would mate with men if they were to mate seeing as they are mostly human in form. Didn't know that they created eggs no matter what.

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>>135242

Don't bother, that slut will spread for a Pong clone written in Flash!

>> No.135285
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135285

Lately I've been finding Mystia a lot cuter then many of the others. Perhaps it's because she gets picked on.

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>>135261

Still mad for losing the collective popularity vote to me? Isn't jealousy a sin, Shinto girl?

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>>135296

Isn't it sad, Aya?

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>>135285

I'd pick on her, if you know what I mean.

>> No.135362

you guys know far too much about stuff I don't

>> No.135365

>>135099I don't like men in my Gensokyo

I will Mansuke you to hell

>> No.135370

>>135347

Mystia's life is like a season of Higurashi. Yuyuko always captures and eats, her, Keine declares it out of continuity and in the next doujin it happens all over again.

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135398

In the end, there will be only rage.

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>>135370

>> No.135405

>>135398

AyaKiss: Proof that no pairing is so random that somebody doesn't give it a shot.

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>>135398

>>aya_kiss

>> No.135417

>>135405

Hell, I knew that when I saw the flandre x suika h-doujin.

>> No.135438

>>135405
i remember thinking "this might be a good doujin"
then just sorta going wtf at the pairing.

>> No.135442
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>>135417

"I'm serious, Reimu! She jammed 18 eggplants up my bajingo! I was trying to pry them out of there all morning!"

>> No.135435

>>135405

Got to love how some of these pairings completely ignore the personalities of the cast to make them fit.

Fuck it, Yuka and Flandre. Someone do it.

>> No.135449
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>>135285
So moe I died.

>> No.135451

>>135435

Fuck that noise. Flandre x Yuyuko. Loli/milf.

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>> No.135459

>>135442

Where the hell did Flan get a bushel of eggplants?

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>>135435
Well, they're both properly batshit. Or else one might go with a playmate for Flan who just won't stay broken.

>> No.135464

>>135451

Hm... loli/milf/guro/vore? Not sure if want.

>> No.135474

>>135464

It would be GLORIOUS. Get Xration on the horn, we have business to discuss.

>> No.135476

>>135459
-Yukari fooling around.
-Eirin's shady new fertiliser.
-Magic.

Pick one.

>> No.135501

>>135476

-Stolen from Sakuya's garden, amirite?

>> No.135499
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>>135476

Forgot your picture. It's ok, I got you covered.

>> No.135524

>>135435

It's not so much them being out of character that bothers me (that's just par for the course for most yuri doujins) but the sheer randomness of pairing Aya with Reimu. It's not even like how fangirls make Cloud and Sephiroth butt buddies when they're bitter enemies, because in that case one can at least interpret hatred as sexual tension. But Aya and Reimu aren't lovers, friends or even enemies, they aren't _anything_. They hardly even meet in the games, and when they do, they regard each other with their default too-cool-for-you mild dislike.

It's kind of like pairing Batman with Spiderman in a gay doujin. Both are popular characters, but what the fuck have they got to do with each other?

>> No.135539

>>135524

BUT AYA WRITES STORIES ABOUT RAYMOO! THEY MUST SECRETLY LOVE EACH OTHER!

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>> No.135569
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>>135542

She's clearly infatuated.

>> No.135576

>>135524

That's partly what I mean. Most of the yuri doujin crap can at least justify the characters getting together to some degree, Alice and Marisa have been messed up a number of times, but it's more plausible, if only a little painful.

Like you say, this one is pretty 'what the fuck' and caters towards the artist's need to draw Aya in that light, twisting Reimu to his vision.

Still, for all the rage, it's kind of sweet if you completely ignore who they are and their actual relationship consisting of Aya writing about pointless crap and annoying people while ignoring Reimu's actual achievements as hearsay.

>> No.135580

>>135524
It's a bit humbling to think that if Touhou were as popular as FF7, Mokou/Kaguya shippers would be as common and rabid as the Cloud/Sephiroth shipper fangirls.

On the positive side, there would be more doujins of them.

>> No.135592

>>135580

Western doujins. And deviantart. With touhou characters in their "fursonas."

>> No.135587

>>135569
Good Aya, you look kind of Kamyu there.

>> No.135598

>>135580

Hate sex is about as far as I'd like to see them. Personally I prefer Mokou and Keine along with Kaguya, ALONE.

>> No.135600

>>135569

Is that Aya being modest or lovingly attempting to hold in a torrent of liquid gold for her partner's enjoyment?

>> No.135606

>>135592

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>> No.135616

>>135606

Yeah, that's what I thought.

>> No.135620

>>135592

Touhou to be fair, I read ONE western doujin I liked today.

Yeah, ONE. The rest were so bad I laughed, then cried.

>> No.135629

>>135620

PoEW is pretty good. It brought us Mannosuke and FWEEEEEM afterall.

>> No.135642

This thread went from egglaying moe to avian biology to hot dogs in hallways to eggsmashing moe to crow slut roleplaying to doujin pairings to Two Women Who Hate Each Other Having Sex Forever.

I'm not sure if that counts as a win, but I was entertained. G'night /jp/.

>> No.135676

>>135629

In before 1200 year old virgin hijack.

>> No.135695

Lately I've found myself looking for more medicine doujins. I don't know why, but when I played her in PoFV I just liked her.

>> No.135715

>>135676

I'm used to that now. It has no effect, nor does the Reisen one before it or his '4koma'. However, I found myself somewhat disturbed by another guys 'Bad End' series.

Oh god, Kaguya, what has he done to you. ;_;

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135720

So I heard you guys like Mystia. How about Suika AND Mystia?

>> No.135725

>>135720

Sure, I'll have it.
Source plz.

>> No.135726

>>135720

That's not like you, anon.
Sure, I'll have it.

>> No.135731

>>135725
>>135726

Hivemind

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>>135726

google.com

>> No.135749

PROTIP: Suika has a penis.

>> No.135754

>>135749
Hooray!

>> No.135792

>>135725
>>135726
http://rapidshare.com/files/96865365/_C72___Doujinshi___Arubatorusu__Yajan_Enka__Touhou_.rar.html

>> No.135803

>>135695
Fuckin' hate that bitch.

I don't give three shits about her personality, her motives, pairings, or any of that drivel.

No, what pisses me off about her is how she plays in the game. (you just lost it) Whenever I play against her, her goddamned poison clouds stack on top of one another so that even if I'm playing as Aya (lol no, I play as Yuka. Youkai moe~) I get slowed down to, like, 5 pixels per second. Then when I play as her I suck ass because of the combination of her slow-ass charge speed and shitty charged shot. And her scope is some faggy star that doesn't do shit for the diagonal-up area from you.

I will admit a small bit of win, since she has fast normal + slow focused speed. But that's all.

tl;dr Somebody refer me to a doujin wherein Medicine gets her ass kicked.

>> No.135815

>>135749

It's a lesbian doujin.
Of course one of them will have a penis.

>> No.135818

>>135803
Erm... I know one but she looks... really different than in most doujins. It's also kinda disturbing.

>> No.135821

>>135815
Ye maybe but Mystia could also have a penis.

>> No.135825
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>>135803

I dunno, but I've read one where she gets raped by Alice.

>> No.135830

>>135821

Yukari messes with the boundary of gender. God damn it Yukari.

>> No.135829

>>135720
That glans is as big as Mystia's head. Suika must've used a localized version of Missing Purple Power on it.

>> No.135834

>>135749
For instance.

>> No.135835

>>135821

it strikes me the group seems to be a "Mystia gets raped by touhou characters" circle, so i doubt this will happen.

>> No.135850

>>135835

Now that's a group I can understand. They got together for the sole purpose of drawing their favourite character get raped by a different Touhou in each doujin.

>> No.135847
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135847

Pettan Pettan Tsurupettan!

>> No.135855

>>135850

well, C72 was "Mystia gets raped by Suika"
C73 is "Mystia gets raped by Yuyuko."

Bets for C74?

>> No.135861

>>135847
DRUNKEN ONI BARES ALL

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>>135847

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>>135847

>> No.135871

>>135855
I'll bet all my chips on Lilly Black. Because you always bet on black.

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>>135847

Pettan

>> No.135875
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WHAT A SCOOP!

>> No.135882

>>135871

screencap this anon. if it is, I'll give you a million internets.

My money is either on a Cirno or an Aya.

That's just my intuition.

>> No.135886

>>135855
I think Mystia's due to get CAVED.

>> No.135888

Mystia got sexed up by a ghostly penis (formed of spiritual matter) then by Suika's Missing Purple Penis.

>> No.135893

shit, i just read the doujin. Yuyuko AND suika rape mystia.

seems that Yuyuko's just gonna keep raping her.

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>>135886

Oh fuck yes, let that be the case. Keine anally raping poor unsuspecting Touhous during the full moon is awesome.

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>>135893

She likes the fresh ones.

>> No.135918

>>135899

Hot. I guess Yuyuko isn't afraid to use her teeth.

>> No.135965

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>>135108

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