Why does a fish have tits? [spoiler]Checkmate atheists![/spoiler]

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Anonymous Tue May 5 17:05:19 2015 No.13436852 [Reply] [Original]

Why does a fish have tits? Checkmate atheists!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:07:21 2015 No.13436861 Because mammals have live births, even if they live in water

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:10:47 2015 No.13436883 File: 94 KB, 1024x1024, ddf19ef32f2d417d84eefd563f983833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436852 That's not a fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:15:58 2015 No.13436902 Fish spawn by releasing eggs and sperm into the water. Being half-fish where the reproductive systems are, mermaids function the same way, but mate through paizuri with human males.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:57:39 2015 No.13437080 File: 302 KB, 477x669, c29cdfd2f6ab97d8a584887cf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So she can make fun of Tenshi's small chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:59:28 2015 No.13437088 >>13437080 Smooth chests are the best!

>>	the the Tue May 5 18:00:18 2015 No.13437094 >>13436861 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:00:39 2015 No.13437095 I remember that fish egg bait used to smell so good to me. They smelled like they might taste good but I never ate one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:01:01 2015 No.13437097 >>13436902 >mate through paizuri Ideal society. I want to live in an Arekishi-world where all girls are oppai loli and paizuri is the only form of sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:01:55 2015 No.13437100 >>13437095 How could you possibly try to eat an individual object that is nearly microscopic, dude?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:03:21 2015 No.13437105 >>13437100 Microscope and tweezers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:03:53 2015 No.13437111 File: 244 KB, 650x789, 1407335521643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437094 Exceptions to the rules Besides, Waggy-saggy-hime isn't Australian

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:07:19 2015 No.13437125 >>13437088 Naizuri (paizuri with flat chest) is a thing and a good thing at that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:09:21 2015 No.13437136 >>13437100 The same way people eat caviar.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:09:43 2015 No.13437139 >>13437125 I just want to rub my face in a flat chested girl's bosom to feel their warmth.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:11:42 2015 No.13437148 >>13437097 I agree, though a similar one where all girls have flat chests and curvy hips and sumata is the only form of sex would be nice too. Mermaids would be out of luck there though!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:13:47 2015 No.13437161 >>13437136 That's a fertilized egg, I think. Whoa!

Anonymous Tue May 5 18:41:07 2015 No.13437282

>>13437111
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_long-beaked_echidna
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_long-beaked_echidna
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_David%27s_long-beaked_echidna

Not all Monotremes are Australian you fucking bigot.
Also >Exceptions to the rules
I thought about writing something on my own but this is good enough.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Exception_that_proves_the_rule

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:41:51 2015 No.13437286 >>13436852 If it had not been for the LORD I woulda notta had a nare nutta waka.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:44:03 2015 No.13437301 >>13437282 rude, dude.

Anonymous Tue May 5 18:47:06 2015 No.13437318

>>13437161
You can get some. Caviar is extremely expensive as the fish (wild sturgeon) is pretty rare and only in two seas. People get killed over caviar. But you can probably get salmon row (fertilized eggs) in any high-end Trader Joe's type store. Row from the wild sturgeon on the other hand is the most expensive food in the world.

Anonymous Tue May 5 18:54:19 2015 No.13437359

>>13437148
That would also be great, there's something wonderful about making love to a girl so fervently that she is impregnated through non-penetrative sex. It even occurs in real life: There are some nudibranchs, velvet worms and deep sea squid that are impregnated through their skin, velvet worms even have specialized cells for absorbing sperm and bringing it to the eggs (and in the nudibranch Aeolidiella, you can watch the sperm swim on their own to the gonopore).

>>13437282
Well, New Guinea isn't really different from Australia for the purposes of being a weird island full of weird relict animals going off weird evolutionary tangents. Besides, monotremes are strictly confined to Australia as a continent, so he's still right.

Hawaii is another oddball island for that purpose, what with the carnivorous inchworms that hunt jumping spiders and carnivorous bagworms that make their bags out of their victims' skin and carnivorous cosmet moths that hunt snails by trapping them in silk. South America would also be this, if not for the Great Interchange.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:40:44 2015 No.13437776 >>13437763 Chubby fat tail!

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue May 5 20:45:06 2015 No.13437795
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No legs reduces the possibilities of ero-fication for artists, so they resort to good ol' stonking great tits.
Slimy mermaid paizuri sounds pretty good thought.

>>13437148
>>13436902
Lewd as hell, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:45:26 2015 No.13437796 File: 324 KB, 800x800, mermaid1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does she lay eggs or gets pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:46:38 2015 No.13437802 File: 466 KB, 800x800, mermaid2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437796 Can I even stick my dick inside her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:53:05 2015 No.13437831 >>13437802 it would be extremely wonderful

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:25:03 2015 No.13437970 >>13437796 Why is her bladder a CUBE? Aside from that, excellent anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 21:26:48 2015 No.13437977 >>13437148 Elins in TERA!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:15:35 2015 No.13438209 Mermaids are mammals!

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:11:34 2015 No.13438479 >>13436852 Wouldnt her kimono be extremely heavy when wet because she is always in the water it must be hard to swim

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 00:24:32 2015 No.13438813 File: 142 KB, 850x591, waggytits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437097 Sign me up.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:37:06 2015 No.13439048 >>13437097 Yes please

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:40:05 2015 No.13439059 Literally worst 2hu besides Tojiko. No legs = shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:40:40 2015 No.13439061 >>13439059 So you're a Yamame fan?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:43:14 2015 No.13439071 >>13439061 I hate how stupidly poofy her dress is, shit looks weird

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:46:34 2015 No.13439082 >>13438974 >>13438980 Thanks for bringing this to my attention. Apparently this is a sample of a Wakasagi hime only compilation book, apparently on the romantic side. Some good artists in this! http://wakasagi.pw/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 01:48:44 2015 No.13439091 >>13439082 わかさぎ姫を失恋させたい is the name. As it is usual with mermaids, it seems that it is all tragic love stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:10:09 2015 No.13439157 File: 94 KB, 900x506, CCeEOgXUwAAIKVJ.jpg-l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Motorized mermaids.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:29:11 2015 No.13439188 She can probably fly, but chooses not to because flying mermaids aren't cute.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:44:33 2015 No.13439229 Here is the link to the whole comic that anon posted. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50056945

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 02:59:13 2015 No.13439275 File: 330 KB, 1400x715, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439082 >>13439091 >>13439229 Honestly though, it looks like it will be a good compilation. Full color and 250 pages long.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 03:34:54 2015 No.13439368 File: 344 KB, 1512x2166, img_095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13439188 >flying mermaids aren't cute But they are.

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 05:18:04 2015 No.13439691 >>13439533 How does she wear those panties?

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 11:06:06 2015 No.13440645 >>13439691 If I pulled them off, would she cry?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:20:37 2015 No.13441554 File: 324 KB, 1240x1754, 1e5cc4b03ed0f6069ed338a7906ee68b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440645 CIA pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:59:57 2015 No.13441757 File: 686 KB, 615x875, 48143417_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13440645 big girl etc

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>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 03:18:04 2015 No.13444607 >>13437318 You sure about that? Truffles (the mushrooms) can be thousands of dollars per ounce. I know caviar's expensive, but I didn't think it was that bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 03:21:14 2015 No.13444616 >>13439691 Those only appear to be panties. What you are actually seeing are just the front sides of a pair. They're just hanging off the front. You could flip them and expose everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 03:48:38 2015 No.13444733 File: 218 KB, 850x918, titties.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fishtits fishtits What a delicious treat.

Anonymous Thu May 7 06:49:35 2015 No.13445207
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>>13437094
Like other mammals, monotremes are warm-blooded with a high metabolic rate (though not as high as other mammals; see below); have hair on their bodies; produce milk through mammary glands to feed their young; have a single bone in their lower jaw; and have three middle-ear bones.
>produce milk through mammary glands to feed their young
Boobs :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 09:25:33 2015 No.13445463 >>13436852 They exist to be cut off and eaten so that people can become immortal without having to kill the mermaid. In that way, mermaids have 3 lives.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 18:44:50 2015 No.13447452 >>13445463 No, that's Mokou's liver that grants immortality when eaten - and at least that regenerates...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 18:46:33 2015 No.13447463 >>13436852 what was the spoiler for

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 21:57:06 2015 No.13448156 >>13447452 Mermaid flesh makes you the good kind of immortal where you just live a long time and don't have to wait for the universe to end to die.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 15:55:46 2015 No.13451971 >>13448156 So can I just extend my lifespan by suckling on mermaid nipples every so often?

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