Yuyuko is your girlfriend.

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Anonymous Mon May 4 03:10:19 2015 No.13428734 [Reply] [Original]

Yuyuko is your girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 03:12:02 2015 No.13428745 >>13428734 Fuck you for reminding me that my childhood friend and first girlfriend is dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 03:16:35 2015 No.13428759 >>13428734 Yes but only because I'm chasing her best friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 03:17:59 2015 No.13428763 No, she's my girlfriend's boss

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 03:20:28 2015 No.13428770 File: 794 KB, 800x1131, shotayouki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13428734 >>Yuyuko is your girlfriend. Not if this guy has anything to say about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 03:25:02 2015 No.13428784 >>13428759 >>13428763 Please don't let Yuyuko be lonely ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 04:48:29 2015 No.13429136 Okay, I'm fine with that. I'll pressure her into an all protein diet. It'll give her something to eat and make me happy at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 06:05:36 2015 No.13429347 >>13428734 Hooray!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 06:07:14 2015 No.13429352 >>13428745 I'm sort of curious, do you mind?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 06:22:58 2015 No.13429396 Yuyuko is a poltergeist in bed!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 06:29:12 2015 No.13429416 jesus, how did I go wrong??! A ghost for a girlfriend? Gee whiz!

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 06:39:15 2015 No.13429442 File: 689 KB, 1468x1044, 20efefdff513d97d8b114447721deb8e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 06:41:36 2015 No.13429448 >>13429442 I-Is she bottomless?!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 08:24:27 2015 No.13429753 >>13428770 And Yuyuko will scold her for being a nuisance. And when Youmu gets hurt and upset that Yuyuko got angry at her I'll smirk at her while Yuyuko clings to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:08:23 2015 No.13430015 I want to cuddle the spooky ghost!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:09:32 2015 No.13430016 >>13429433 >>13429442 Oh wow, she's cute and has a nice body. What a pretty lady!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:14:35 2015 No.13430027 Can Yuyuko give ghost blowjobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:17:24 2015 No.13430043 First she haunts me while I'm sleeping, then she becomes my girlfriend. What's the next step in this relationship?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:21:25 2015 No.13430053 >>13430027 Depends on whether the ghost in question has a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:27:24 2015 No.13430065 File: 58 KB, 478x478, SILVER CIRCULATION!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13428734 I fucking wish. I'm so lonely and sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:29:04 2015 No.13430075 >>13430053 Can Yuyuko give ghost-blowjobs?* there.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:34:24 2015 No.13430096 File: 2.02 MB, 1392x1918, 1304801815833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13430043

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:47:52 2015 No.13430141 >>13430027 >>13430075 WOOO WOOO!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 10:48:25 2015 No.13430142 File: 591 KB, 893x1253, Hungry Ghost doing the Cooking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Yuyuko is my girlfriend, it means that i am dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 11:02:00 2015 No.13430175 File: 1.21 MB, 2136x3031, me and my gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she's taken

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 11:19:26 2015 No.13430219 >>13428734 But as much as I wish she was my girl, she belongs to Yukari already.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 11:21:04 2015 No.13430225 File: 26 KB, 468x458, brofist-brocode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13430175 Brother oh brother, we shall spread the word of the greatness that is YuyuYukari.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 12:09:02 2015 No.13430405 >>13428734 Threesomes with the gardener!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 12:15:49 2015 No.13430426 >>13430096 But I don't wanna marry her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 12:32:23 2015 No.13430484 File: 849 KB, 1024x1280, d0e4f33712b4169ee573e3c406c917da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you make love to your ghost girlfriend RIGHT NOW?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 12:33:48 2015 No.13430491 How am I supposed to be intimate with a corpse that shall never fade away like I am damned to?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 12:33:55 2015 No.13430494 File: 221 KB, 600x750, 1393447694903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13428784 Whats the problem? Isn't like she were to kill herself again.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 12:35:16 2015 No.13430508 >>13429753 That's Youki, not Youmu. Look up the picture on Saucenao.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:18:14 2015 No.13430814 >>13430491 With your dick

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 14:48:44 2015 No.13430935 >>13428734 Why would she want a worthless loser like me as a boyfriend?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:29:13 2015 No.13431079 >>13430935 Because you asked her out obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:41:05 2015 No.13431124 >>13431079 I don't know anything about asking girls out. And even if I did, why would she agree?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 15:45:22 2015 No.13431139 >>13428734 Guess I'm in heaven.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:04:54 2015 No.13431212 >>13431124 You stuttered out a bad pickup line as a joke because ghosts are 2spooky and you thought you were dead anyways. It somehow worked and now shes rather attatched to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:07:13 2015 No.13431223 >>13431212 She must've been really lonely.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:37:25 2015 No.13431354 File: 378 KB, 694x1152, Saigyouji Yuyuko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13430043 I figure the haunting = stalking.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:45:11 2015 No.13431393 >>13431223 You'd be lonely too if you had to spend the rest of your afterlife with Youmu only.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:51:20 2015 No.13431415 File: 460 KB, 1450x1036, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to make her nice and plump.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:53:50 2015 No.13431426 >>13431415 She's a ghost, anon. She won't get fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:02:30 2015 No.13431469 >>13431393 >You'd be lonely too if you had to spend the rest of your afterlife with Youmu only. I don't know about that, she'd be more interesting company for a guy, if you get what I'm implying here.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:06:52 2015 No.13431492 File: 137 KB, 845x950, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13431426 She will. I will make sure of it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:23:24 2015 No.13431822 Can Yuyuko turn invisible? Imagine all the lewd things she could do to you while invisible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 04:56:16 2015 No.13434336 If Yuyuko was a beer she'd Brewyuko.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:20:59 2015 No.13434393 File: 1.06 MB, 1237x1637, swim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13434336 If Yuyuko were a soda, she'd be a Yuyukoke.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:44:42 2015 No.13439966 >>13428734 What's the point of this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 06:47:11 2015 No.13439976 >>13439966 Imagining not being a sad, possibly overweight and lonely weeb, and thinking about how great it would be to be the best girl's boyfriend. even if that means NTRing Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 07:35:04 2015 No.13440066 >>13434393 You, on the other hand, if you were a soda, you would be u-soda.

Anonymous Wed May 6 14:00:42 2015 No.13441138
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>>13439966

To help the pain go away temporarily, no matter how fleeting the relief. To me, hearing "Yuyuko is your girlfriend" is like someone pressed the happy button in my head.

Thanks OP, Yuyuko is your girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 14:11:01 2015 No.13441186 >>13440066 uso da!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 15:41:12 2015 No.13441650 >>13439976 >even if that means NTRing Yukari. Why is this idea so appealing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 16:31:06 2015 No.13441890 File: 389 KB, 700x990, 1410643478112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to cuddle the ghost butt

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 16:34:10 2015 No.13441900 File: 139 KB, 550x944, 1198039755516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best corpse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 16:35:48 2015 No.13441907 >>13441890 That is maybe the cutest ghost butt I have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 16:40:51 2015 No.13441928 File: 200 KB, 1280x901, 14087935647491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A normal day with Yuyucow.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 16:45:20 2015 No.13441947 File: 503 KB, 800x600, yuyuko how kind.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13441907

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 16:45:54 2015 No.13441950 >>13428734 I wish.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 16:50:56 2015 No.13441974 >>13439976 I'll NTR Yuyuko with Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 6 19:09:28 2015 No.13442592 File: 383 KB, 739x1033, 1415985606173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13441890 the yuyubutt is important

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:01:41 2015 No.13448430 >>13441138 Hey dude she's my girfriend too!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:02:07 2015 No.13448431 No thanks OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:12:53 2015 No.13448472 File: 59 KB, 451x334, cf0313c79feb6d815a1866fea0b1c680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13448431

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:14:33 2015 No.13448479 I can't believe that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:19:32 2015 No.13448499 >>13441890 I want to cuddle that ghost butt as well. I'm just nervous about doing it. I mean, she eats so much... would she have a lot of gas? A bad flatulence problem? Do ghosts get gassy at all? When a ghost breaks wind, does it have a smell?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:23:59 2015 No.13448516 >>13448499 Are you suggesting you wouldn't inhale her spectral gas?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:31:55 2015 No.13448541 File: 509 KB, 900x720, 50f392798467a9bb65a3e63e121b45c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bathing with your girlfriend!

Anonymous Thu May 7 23:35:36 2015 No.13448560
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>>13448499
thats the butt I wouldn't be nervous about, yuyukos butt is comfy and, considering her manners, I wouldn't worry about her cutting one. If you don't want to deal with that part, you can always look to the rest of her for cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:36:46 2015 No.13448566 >>13448516 I'm not sure. Depends on the scent it has. I wonder if the chemical composition of ghost gas would be different... maybe like nitrous oxide or something. hmm.. THAT might be fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 23:56:42 2015 No.13448668 >>13448431 You made Yuyuko cry! I'll never forgive you!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 00:08:20 2015 No.13448731 File: 878 KB, 1100x1300, 4836fca8fa657dbafb35981e1359439f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13448541

Anonymous Fri May 8 00:12:44 2015 No.13448754
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For all the people ITT who suspect that Yuyuko cannot get pregnant: There's only one way to find out if that is true, so put your money where your mouth is and prove it! If what you claim is true, there's no danger in cumming inside this ghost.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 01:14:06 2015 No.13449079 File: 405 KB, 900x900, 1409152106105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13448731 yuyuko is such a turn on

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 03:25:39 2015 No.13449578 >>13448499 She's a ghost. Ghosts don't have gas.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 03:32:39 2015 No.13449603 File: 367 KB, 781x1000, yuyuko8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Yuyuko be spooky?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 03:46:08 2015 No.13449659 >>13429352 Murdered and left to rot in a pit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 03:53:28 2015 No.13449690 >>13449603 Do you want her to be? She's your girlfriend why don't you ask her?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:23:10 2015 No.13450873 File: 1.67 MB, 1335x2000, 023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13441650

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:33:47 2015 No.13450911 File: 27 KB, 499x499, 1412550211427-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13449603 I wouldn't mind if she gave me a cheerful spook

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:37:24 2015 No.13450924 >>13448499 Ghosts fart out the ghosts of the food they eat!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 10:38:26 2015 No.13450929 >>13449603 her TH14.3 spellcards were so terrible and annoying, that they spook me every time i see them

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:01:01 2015 No.13450985 >>13449603 She spooked me guts off once.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:39:10 2015 No.13451097 File: 2.16 MB, 1615x3377, touhou anuses 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13448499 >>13448560

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:40:22 2015 No.13451101 File: 1.90 MB, 1615x2772, touhou anuses 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13451097

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 11:56:26 2015 No.13451146 File: 62 KB, 1280x720, 1429753425459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13451101 you probably could've summed it up with the yuyuko part, the rest of that was interesting to read none the less.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:48:56 2015 No.13457473 >>13451097 >>13451101 An impressive amount of thought went into that. It was actually an interesting read.

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