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Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:50:05 2015 No.13389837 [Reply] [Original]

Well /jp/? What did your wife Flandre catch you with this time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:51:02 2015 No.13389843 Flandre isn't my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:05:34 2015 No.13389887 File: 480 KB, 822x816, Flan butt slap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a lewd picture of Remilia

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Mon Apr 27 10:10:48 2015 No.13389899 File: 2.53 MB, 2650x1400, 50007410_p42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meet my mighty mistress!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:25:56 2015 No.13389924 >>13389837 I would be caught with nothing because I wouldn't be a shitty husband like the faggots who draw themselves 'NTRing/cheating on their waifu' shit. In that perspective they deserve to be foreveralones.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Mon Apr 27 10:33:38 2015 No.13389941 >>13389924 Enjoy your Flan in good taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:15:35 2015 No.13390034 File: 405 KB, 600x840, 1430142605827.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389837

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:08:41 2015 No.13390473 File: 166 KB, 400x468, Another Shoopable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389837 I have an old one of these lying around also.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:15:09 2015 No.13390491 File: 309 KB, 1017x934, aaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13389887 This guy tells the truth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:49:15 2015 No.13390600 File: 539 KB, 1024x768, 49185368_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to share the warmth of life with the undead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:27:11 2015 No.13391318 File: 399 KB, 600x840, Another vampire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	CHIHAYA !!F1yFUw1/7I0 Mon Apr 27 17:47:11 2015 No.13391422 >>13389843 You have really high standards. Keep it like that you are worth a ton more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 07:24:15 2015 No.13394577 File: 172 KB, 400x468, 1430154521661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13390473

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:33:33 2015 No.13396173 File: 595 KB, 1000x999, 1429923296120.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13390034

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:53:54 2015 No.13396543 if adult flan was my wife I'd be too busy fugging her 24/7 to print out pictures of other girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:06:56 2015 No.13396619 File: 600 KB, 1440x1440, 1422629789566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well Flan... Want to try bondage tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 18:50:34 2015 No.13398057 DUDE FLAN IS MY WIFE! !!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:07:20 2015 No.13400911 >>13396543 What if loli flan was your wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:37:47 2015 No.13401010 Post moar Matchouli Man Knowledge Savage please

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:38:48 2015 No.13401015 >>13396173 Why is Reimu so mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:42:05 2015 No.13401032 File: 504 KB, 601x1899, reimu (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13401015 pshh, nothing personal kid

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:04:10 2015 No.13401097 >entry level touhou >wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:07:44 2015 No.13401108 File: 504 KB, 600x840, SICP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:08:46 2015 No.13401114 File: 462 KB, 600x840, flanfly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:12:02 2015 No.13401124 File: 515 KB, 600x840, autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13394577

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:39:49 2015 No.13401204 File: 925 KB, 1017x934, aaa copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13390491 Once I start Photoshopping I have a hard time stopping myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:47:02 2015 No.13401227 File: 205 KB, 1017x934, copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:02:16 2015 No.13401270

>>13401032
>Even if you managed to get to Gensokyo you must live out your life as a shitty ordinary human locked in the village or die.
>The count didn't want this so he turned youkai and tried to ditch.
>This is the result.
I think this is the biggest problem people have with this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:07:06 2015 No.13401288 >>13401270 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:16:40 2015 No.13401319 File: 405 KB, 600x840, 1430142605827.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This gif is shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:25:06 2015 No.13401348 >>13401319 Take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:34:27 2015 No.13401383 File: 332 KB, 548x768, 1430142605827~1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13401348

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:38:18 2015 No.13401391

>>13401270
ZUN! Trolling his fans once again! Oh, you wanted to go to Gensokyo? Well enjoy losing all your fancy shmancy te-ch-no-lo-gy and gaining nothing, douchebag. Oh you say you will just turn into a youkai? Well have fun being fucking dead. ZUN is cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:46:59 2015 No.13401423 File: 452 KB, 600x840, flanfly-2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13401383 Okay, I'm out of ideas now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 10:50:14 2015 No.13401438 >>13401423 "Clearly it's a tiny you making a ">:3" face."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:03:35 2015 No.13401504 >>13401270 Couldn't you become a magician like Alice instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:06:43 2015 No.13401515 >>13401504 You'd still be turning into a youkai, which means that you would still be breaking the rules.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:42:50 2015 No.13402099
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>>13401515

She only said human villager. As long as you never ever live in the village, it should be fine.

Of course, that means you keep your status as an outsider, which youkai will hunt your ass until you become a youkai somehow, or have some protection from someone more powerful than you, eg: Your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:24:30 2015 No.13402268 >>13402099 So basically never establish yourself a presence in the human village as a "normal" human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:33:58 2015 No.13402312 >>13401515 I thought magicians were considered different than youkai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:38:07 2015 No.13402322 >>13402312 Well.... Marisa is Human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:52:52 2015 No.13402390 >>13401504 Just become a youkai on the outside and get in afterwards, Jesus. Start an urban legend, have it become really popular, become the next Slenderman or Hasshaku-sama and then get your ass into Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:54:18 2015 No.13402400 >>13402322 But I mean ones like Patchouli. Isn't a magician magician really just kind of like a human that stopped aging and with different sort of mechanics on the inside?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:55:46 2015 No.13402406 >>13402390 Does that mean if I ship Slenderman and a 2hu I'm helping some anon fulfill his dreams?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:57:48 2015 No.13402417 >>13402400 Marisa isn't a tru magician: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Magician

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:25:54 2015 No.13402589

>>13402417

She is a magic user as a trade, but does not yet fit the racial requirements of being a magician as she had not yet used an "abandon food" or other immortality spell. Though I would argue that she is dragging her feet on the immortality decision rather then being unable to quickly gain it if she chose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:36:13 2015 No.13402654 >>13402417 >>13402589 Well yeah obviously. My question was are true magicians considered youkai? I thought they were just humans who were sustained and maintained by magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:37:34 2015 No.13402661 >>13391422 I don't have high standards... She'd reject me anyways.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:43:34 2015 No.13402699 >>13402654 "Youkai" is Japanese for "weird thing that I don't like" so yeah, magicians are youkai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:06:36 2015 No.13402834 >>13402699 Are Americans Youkai?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:09:47 2015 No.13402859 File: 183 KB, 950x977, 1430338187986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13402834 We are coming for you Tojo. Come out come out wherever you are

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:58:09 2015 No.13403049
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>>13402834
Of course.

You know that "I'm a heron, repost this or I'll make a mess out of your kitchen" thing? The guy who started it is also a youkai. There's even an ancient precedent for it, I think there was a report of an incident where court exiled a poet and he died in exile and reappeared as a swarm of birds or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:07:22 2015 No.13403094 Divorce papers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:21:52 2015 No.13403141 >>13403094 >Divorcing Flandre >DIVORCING >FLANDRE See ya at Yuyuko's place, dude. Bye!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 00:13:43 2015 No.13405068 >>13400911 I'd call 911 on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:12:49 2015 No.13407858 Which touhou would protect you whilst you try and become a youkai outside the village?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:03:37 2015 No.13408085 >>13407858 Best bet would be to ask Alice to teach you magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:41:34 2015 No.13408291 File: 588 KB, 600x840, WAKE ME UP INSIDE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:59:18 2015 No.13408382 Hobo it up till you reach SDM gate and approach China.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:17:24 2015 No.13408537 >>13403141 this post gave me cancer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:33:33 2015 No.13408649 >>13403141 what a cringe inducing post

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:35:46 2015 No.13410740 File: 565 KB, 600x840, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 1 00:50:16 2015 No.13411625
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>>13407858

Seek Moriya's smaller shrine near the village. Pray to tell the goddesses (particularly Suwako because a portion of her spirit is enshrined there) your skills with technology. Ask for their protection in exchange to become their slav- business partner. Profit(mostly for them, but hey, you'll be alive).

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:04:02 2015 No.13411662 >>13389837 That's a blank piece of paper Flan.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:06:23 2015 No.13411677 >>13410740 Flandre doesn't want her husband to go to war, and is upset after finding propaganda posters under the bed.

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