/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu took a line that leads you to the opium trail
Meiling's oriental eyes reveal the lies, deceit, betrayal
On this journey behold the one who travels far
You called her fool but now you are

The gardener wanders through the world she made from dreams
The splashing whirlpool drowns the frightened screams
Exotic dancers, flashing lenses, this mysterious space
The fanfare advances, Youmu falls from grace

She took a line that comes from the golden gate of the Scarlet Devil Mansion
The smugglers trail that leads you to the opium den
The Chinese connection refines to heroin
Depart the heart you crave again

[Anonymous No.]

don't do drugs, you dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>13389382
aboo~ :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13389394
o7 lolo

[Anonymous No.]

I'll smoke meth with Youmu and ride motorcycles but I won't touch the horse.

We either go fast or we don't go at all, dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>13389433
>>>/s4s/3315827

[Anonymous No.]

>>13389561
oh shit they really do come here
whatafuck man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13389561
aboo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13389785
aboo!

[Anonymous No.]

wow this is the gayest thread i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13389561
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

hahhhhaha who even browses jp in canada LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about the shittiest Touhou player character, Yoomu.
Youmu has the single worst design of all the Touhou characters. I mean she looks fucking dumb. Her dorky green dress, her stupid haircut and hair bow and hair color, the fact she brings swords to a danmaku fight. It's just fugly. Like she goes "hurr durr I need two sharp pieces of metal when everyone else uses projectiles" I mean even Sakuya is smart enough to throw her knives like jeez.
I bet Zun just made her to pander to katana fags while the far more noble Jian went to better characters like Miko who doesn't even use it that much because she's too good for it. And don't make me bring up the fact half her body is a flying sperm and consequently has the worst shottype ever in a shmup. Also she's half dead but she isn't so she lives in the underworld? How edgy.
Oh and her danmaku (if you can call it that) are ugly and paniful to look at. All it consists of is making giant white tears across the screen as if I punched the monitor. Like Jesus it looks so stupid and ugly compared to real bosses like Seija or even Yoshika.
Also her theme sucks and is so boring for a 5th stage boss it's unexcusable. The title makes no sense "Hiroari Shoots a Strange Bird" like what the fuck is that supposed to mean since Yoomu can't even shoot a bird since she only has a fucking sword and the music just sounds like shitty synth and a drum machine that is so boring it gives me amnesia every time I listen to it.
Even Zun acknowledged how terrible she was as a character and removed her after Ten Desires because she was so out of place and added nothing to the story.
I think the absolute worst thing is her character though. I mean she exists to be a slave to a ghost and she's the equivalent of a Mexican day laborer/fast food cook.Like she's so stupid she has to cut stuff to understand it.
Good thing that Zun realized his mistake with these characters and put in the far better characters like Futo and Miko in HM.