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Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:03:16 2015 No.13319159 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /jp/, Alice is real.

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/28791185/cutest-delivery-boy-receives-odd-request-from-customer

Can one of you go and ask Alice how to get to Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:33:57 2015 No.13319159,1 this kind of stuff happens all the time. get a job lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:35:07 2015 No.13319237 File: 75 KB, 300x297, 00bbbcd9e1ca3b9d45ad96877125b6b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:40:04 2015 No.13319259 >>13319159 I literally cried.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:42:12 2015 No.13319267 >>13319259 literally literally or like figuratively literally? like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:45:07 2015 No.13319281 >>13319267 literally thinking your a fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:46:27 2015 No.13319289 Alice prefers to be alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:52:45 2015 No.13319305 >>13319267 Literally in the post-literal sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:00:36 2015 No.13319315 >>13319159 I'm lonely myself but I Have a few people who drop by for cake at least... shit. I Feel bad for the birthday girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:02:36 2015 No.13319323 File: 238 KB, 1000x992, 093a6480dfbdccb9214899bc4ebca9d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is weird and creepy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:04:48 2015 No.13319335 Universal reminder that Alice leaks poop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:14:07 2015 No.13319381 File: 664 KB, 836x1000, 1386964934123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice spends all her time doing drugs at home, alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:17:44 2015 No.13319393 File: 583 KB, 800x800, 25414306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what the fuck is Alice's problem

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:28:49 2015 No.13319428 File: 308 KB, 710x615, 1428298394305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13319335 LIES!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:29:45 2015 No.13319431 >>13319393 see >>13319335

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 08:00:24 2015 No.13320080 File: 2.22 MB, 3264x2448, 1423289126546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is a doll. She gets wasted daily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:53:02 2015 No.13320923 File: 191 KB, 500x500, 1422408976561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This will be me in the future, except when I ask for their cutest girl, they send over the police.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:04:53 2015 No.13320956 >>13320923 w-will the police tell me i'm handsome? ;-;

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:10:14 2015 No.13320972 >>13320923 Actually they'll just send wriggle to deliver your pizza.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:11:53 2015 No.13320978
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>>13320923
And the news will make an article to laugh at the event and everyone will see it and think whoever /jp/sie built enough courage to make the request is a pathetic loser.

;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 13:49:27 2015 No.13321131 I don't even celebrate my birthdays.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:14:43 2015 No.13321230 >>13319159 Lawd that is sad.. reminds me of this Alice as well. http://ktla.com/2014/07/24/porcelain-dolls-resembling-young-girls-placed-in-front-of-4-o-c-families-homes/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:22:12 2015 No.13321496 >>13321131 Me neither. most adults without a family or close friends do, pal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:39:47 2015 No.13321561 >>13319159 Oh man, I'm tearing up after reading that. I would go to her birthday party if I could.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:31:25 2015 No.13321718 Can't remember the last time I was given a birthday cake or party. It was long ago since I had one. But I don't let it bother me. It's just another day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:23:35 2015 No.13322742 >>13321718 This is what you get for not going to /jp/ meetups then you could have a /jp/ birthday party every year

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:27:59 2015 No.13322755

>>13321230
That is actually... super creepy. I live in the OC area and my mother got a doll the same way when I was young.

That doll she got haunted me for my entire childhood until I complained to her enough about it until she put it in a box, locked up the box, then sent it away-- I didn't even feel okay with it locked up in the garage. That's probably the only thing I ever complained about in my life to my mom.

Alice should stick to cute dolls rather than cursed porcelain ones

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:53:26 2015 No.13322823 >>13319159 I was going to make a disparaging remark but jesus...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:54:41 2015 No.13322829 >>13322742 That's something I've never thought about before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 21:55:55 2015 No.13322833 >>13322742 the only jp meetup im going to is in revelations

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:08:06 2015 No.13322864 >>13319159 I would go to her party to drink tea and eat cake with her But if she's fat then i'm out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:09:27 2015 No.13322869 >>13322864 well anon logically speaking there has to be a reason she resorted to a pizza delivery for copmpany

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:13:36 2015 No.13322881 >>13319159 wow its like the inverse of this guy https://archive.moe/r9k/thread/9390708/#9397821

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 22:39:49 2015 No.13322972 >>13322864 >But if she's fat then i'm out She ordered 2 large pizzas for herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:16:15 2015 No.13323094 >>13322972 so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 23:17:21 2015 No.13323100 >>13322881 kuso post

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