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13282239 No.13282239 [Reply] [Original]

Ran needs you to babysit Chen for a couple days. Do you think you can handle that?

>> No.13282243

Would she like some tendies?

>> No.13282255

*unzips dick*

>> No.13282284

Only if Ran-sama promises to go on a date with me when she gets back.

>> No.13282285
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>>13282255
*zips dick close*

>> No.13282296

>>13282255
Who put a zipper on your dick? Also, doesn't that hurt? You'll give Chen aids, please zip that back up anon!

>> No.13282297

Does she even know that I will lick that loli cunny until I get tired while she is away?

>> No.13282336
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Chen has appeal.

>> No.13282346

How hard can it be?

>> No.13282367

>>13282336
W-whats she doing to Chen..?

>> No.13282387
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>>13282239
Best week of my life. You can take me down to the finest hotel and it still wouldn't be the same. Can this be a full time thing?

>> No.13282402

>>13282367
Helping her pee. I've never seen a cat pee like that, though. Skilled cats can even be potty trained.

>> No.13282403

>>13282367
Presenting her.

>> No.13282477

Would you guys even want to spend time with Chen non lewdly? I'd love to go on an adventure in the mountains with her or take her to the beach. Maybe even teach her how to play the trumpet so she can up her honking game.

>> No.13282478

I can do that

>> No.13282668
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>>13282477
I'd do anything if it meant winning favor with Ran-sama.

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>> No.13285394 [DELETED] 

>>13282367
Checking her.

>> No.13285409

>>13282239
Sure, why not. But what kind of Chen is it?
I hope it's Bkub Chen so she can go on all kinds of silly mute adventures.

>> No.13285417

>>13282239
She might come back a little bit pregnant. Is that ok?

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>>13282297
you're not a lolicon or anything are you mister?

>> No.13285592

Does Chen even need babysitting? It's not like she's helpless or anything.

>> No.13285611

>>13282297
You can't lick what you can't catch

>> No.13285618

>>13285417
Only a little bit? You have no commitment mister!

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>>13282296
You mean you've never got your peepee stuck in oneas you awkwardly fumble around, trying to impress/intimidate your loli partner with your member?

>> No.13285765

>>13282239
If I'm allowed to spank Chen, I can handle her.

>> No.13285781
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>>13282239
The thing about Foreverial Tiedup Chen is that she loves being tiedup and wants to lick other Touhous with her permanent Bologna, Ham and cream cheese tongue and pass the virus to them that will delitize and change their organs and insides so that they end up being rope mummified, covered in permanent rubbery rope just like her. Literally a machine, literally like a machine and enjoying it. Tiedup like a mummy, changed forever, to live fully delitized and live wrapped like a mummy wearing the bondage like a form of clothing that can't be taken off.

Foreverial Tiedup Chen, Rope Mummified permanently and enjoying it.

Fully wrapped in permanent rubber rope and fully delitized loving it

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>>13282296

>> No.13285783
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>that bitch Ran tells me to take care of Chen
>Says she will award me with 100 GBP if I do well
>get a rumbly tums tums for tendies
>remember the time made extra yummy ones after throwing away my diapes like a good boy
>get the frying pan and prepare the oil
>little shit walks in and grabs my leg
>Anon, I'm hungwy!
>cunt knocks me off balance and makes me pours half the fucking pan on her chest
>starts crying
>oh shit
>little shit still won't shut up
>suddenly remember peepee is sterile
>rush to my room and grab my gallon jug
>come back, she's still rolling on floor
>strip her dress off and start pouring it all over her
>stops screaming and goes to sleep like a good kitty
>lock her up in my cool dark closet for healing times until Ran comes back
Do you think I'll get extra points for being a good boy doctor?

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>>13285783
kill yourself

>> No.13285801

>>13285783
>>>/r9k/

>> No.13285806
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Of course I can. I just need a rice paddle.

>> No.13285814

>>13285783
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13285822
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>>13285806
you need to be yasashi

>> No.13285833

>>13285822
I want to play with Chen's ears and Ran's ears at the same time. Do you think they'd mind?

>> No.13285837

>>13285822
I don't want to be kind. I want to be respected. Or feared.
And I can achieve both of this by spanking Chen to show who's in charge.

>> No.13285838 [DELETED] 

>>13285833
They're both much older than you.

>> No.13285854

>>13285838
I'm not seeing an issue.

>> No.13285864
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>>13285833
They love it, trust me.
>>13285837
Violence is not the answer.

>> No.13285866 [DELETED] 

>>13285854
They're also youkai.

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>>13285866
and?

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>>13285793
>>13285822
>>13285864
>>13285868
Why is this artist's Yakumos so great?

>> No.13285879

>>13285864
But spanking Chen makes her respect me, and it makes me feel good, so it's a win-win situation.

>> No.13285891

>>13285866
And I give good headpats and ear fondles so I'm sure they won't mind.

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>>13285874
His art is a healing therapy.
>>13285879
Unreasonable spanking is absolutely forbidden.

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13285899

Please put on some clothes!

>> No.13285902

>>13285892
It's not unreasonable if she isn't respecting me. A baby-sitter gotta need his respect, you know, otherwise the kid does whatever he wants.
And spanking Chen with a hairbrush or a rice paddle allows me to hurts her a lot without hurting my own hand, and without baring her bottom and going into lewd territory.

>> No.13285903

>>13285611
you can't run away while you're asleep and/or drugged.

That cute, pink, tight loli pussy is going to get red and swollen from so much cunnilingus.

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>>13285902
you just want to hurt the Chen!

>> No.13285920

>>13285917
That too, yeah.

>> No.13285940
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>>13285920
haa, finnaly revealing your true motives huh?
STOP RIGHT THERE SCUM

>> No.13285947

>>13285940
>implying Ran herself doesn't beat Chen on a daily basis
>>13191747

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>>13285947
I know that but she does it reasonably, I made that thread

>> No.13285976

>>13285962
And what make you think I can't do it reasonably too? Chen's a youkai, she can take a bare bottomed paddling.

>> No.13285979 [DELETED] 

>>13285962
>Because you're my precious treasure.
>Ran-shama!
This will never stop making me smile every time I see it.

>> No.13285981 [DELETED] 

>>13285976
>what make you think I can't do it reasonably
Not him but, you're on 4chan.

>> No.13285984

>>13285981
Exactly. I'm on 4chan. Not in jail for beating a motherfucker to death with his own limbs.

I can take care of kids just fine.

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Is funny how all of you are forgetting that we're talking about the Yakumo house.

I mean, Why Ran asks you (a disgusting fat otaku) to take care of her precious and pure shikigami?

I'm pretty sure that is a Yukari's trap. when you tried to take avantage of Chen, She will cut your dick instantly and feed low youkais with it.

>> No.13286003 [DELETED] 

>>13285984
Therein lies the problem.

If you've never been to gaol for beating a motherfucker to death with his own limbs, you're unqualified to look after youkai.

If you have, you're barred from working with children.

>>13286000
This too.

>> No.13286006

>>13286000
>I mean, Why Ran asks you (a disgusting fat otaku)
You should stop projecting on everyone.
I'm neither fat or an otaku. I'm just a skinny psychotic asocial.

>> No.13286009 [DELETED] 

>>13286006
>I'm neither fat or an otaku
Why are you on /jp/?

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>>13286000
Implying anyone in their right mind would attempt to hurt something as precious as Chen.
>>13285976
I've seen your posts above.

>> No.13286014

>>13286009
Because I don't need to login to post, and there's no moderator spamming his opinion, calling it canon, and banning everyone who disagree with him.
And there's no "you're just newblood, your opinion is irrelevant" circlejerk here.

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Orin x Chen OTP

>> No.13286043
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no one trully knows the depth of Ran's tails to this day, some say it might be just a legend to reach their root.

>> No.13286076

>>13286014
Fucking this is why I've never been able to touch normal forums like reddit and gamefaqs. Why the fuck should anyone care I've made 3000 duck related posts if someone whos a trained phd duck biologist disagrees with me in his post?

>> No.13286081

>>13286043
That kotatsu must smell like shit

>> No.13286084

>>13286076
Exactly.

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>>13286076
that's what differs us from normies, but stay on topic and post Chen

>> No.13286111

>>13286000
I will make Yukari love me. She won't even see it coming.

>> No.13286113
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>>13286081
you are just jealous because you will never be this comfy

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>>13286111
anon what do you see

>> No.13286137

>>13286117
A cutie

>> No.13286151

>>13286006
You are a disgusting fat otaku on the heart

>> No.13286168

>>13286151
Yeah but I transformed into a fit, well groomed normie who smells of bergamont and spice on the outside. As long as no one except my mother enters my room and sees its unholy contents I'll be fine. I even have a back up room.

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>>13286168
how can people accept you, if you can't even accept yourself

>> No.13286193

>>13286176
Even if I stopped hating myself I wouldn't accept myself or most others for that matter. Other things pique my interest and I can be a lazy piece of shit whenever I want without effort so this is just like a sort of bridge to get where I want.

>> No.13286765

>>13282239
why the hell not.
she can play some nintendo wii u games with me.
but she have to do the dishes after dinner thou

>> No.13286844

>>13286765
You will have to give her a boost to reach the sink

>> No.13286897

>>13286844
she'll find a way.
she can fly chan't she?

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>>13286765
What games would she like? I only have Smash4 and Mario Kart for the Wii U.

>> No.13286954

>>13286910
I think mario kart 8 and super mario 3d world

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>>13285781

>> No.13288243

Serious answer here.
Yes. I could handle that.

>> No.13288280

>>13288243
Don't spank the mermaid.

>> No.13288321

>>13285962
Too bad that thread got hijacked. I enjoyed the discussion about Chen getting spanked.

>> No.13288342

>>13288133
This is both hilarious and terrifying.

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>>13288321
I knew all along that you just want to bully the Chen, but guess what, Chen could fuck your shit up.

>> No.13289163

>>13285899
>that meme
Previously I think it's meme from my nightmare and only now you remind me what it's real...

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>>13289163
/x/ worthy post right here

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>>13289171
Anon I think we must stop eating.

>> No.13289346

>>13289318
Do you think Ran would stop loving Chen if she suddenly transformed into wrinkly faced man?

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>>13289346
99%yes

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>Do you think you can handle that?
Hell no. First round KO.

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>>13289318
>>13289400
Please don't abuse the spoiler function.

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Poor Chen's guts are gonna be spilled on the floor.

>> No.13291546

>>13290632
Hot

>> No.13291572

>>13282239
Why would you babysit a 30+ year old secondary-chan?

>> No.13291856

>>13290632
fucking lunarians

>> No.13291991
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>>13286019
I own this doujin, it's extremely cute and lewd

>> No.13292204

>>13291991
Is it anywhere online or can you post it?
I'm love pila-pela so much.

>> No.13292240

I'm going on a date with ran for a few days at a seedy motel while some virgin nerd babysits chen.

>> No.13292275

>>13292204
>>13291991
>googled pila-pela
>found his blog
>can't into moonrunes
>checked the panda
>reverse searched a few images in hopes for pixiv link leading me to his profile
>still can't find any doujins of his
a-anon please help

>> No.13293870

>>13286009
>psychotic asocial
I think it was there the entire time.

>> No.13293878

>>13286117
you expected a cute girl, but it was just me, BEATRICE!

>> No.13293903

>>13292275
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13293938 [DELETED] 

>>13293870
I didn't write that.

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>>13285783
They'll never find your corpse.

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excuse the epic greentext meme

>> No.13304480

>>13304460
Where's the rest?

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>>13282239
At least I'm not babysitting Tewi.

>> No.13304516

>>13304508
I want to give Tewi xtc without her consent and then have sex with her.

>> No.13304518
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>>13304508
>implying that's a good thing

>> No.13304541

>>13304518
Hey dude.

Post the rest, come on.

Don't be a puss.

Post the rest, dudester.

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>>13304541
What?

>> No.13304564

>>13304561
Naice...

Naice....

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>>13304480
Sorry, I forgot I posted.

>> No.13304796 [SPOILER] 
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"Yeah I could take care of her Ran-sama. "

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>>13285782

>> No.13304917

>>13304637
Thank you.

>> No.13305294

>>13304460
>>13304637
I thought wizard was blue?

>> No.13305357

>>13305294
That's wizardchan?

>> No.13311514

Do not lewd the Chen

>> No.13311563

>>13286076
Yes, that's the one of main point of anonymous text/imageboards.

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>> No.13311679

>>13311634
CCCCYYYYUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEE

>> No.13311958

>>13311634
>cliffhangers

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