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Sup, fellow fat dudes.

I recently began jogging to lose weight, when I realized: if that Yukkuri from the treadmill comic ran for 50 minutes, that fucker can outpace me. I can barely go 10 minutes before having to stop. That really put my unfitness in perspective.

So, /jp/anons: How /fit/ are you? Can you outrun a Yukkuri? Will you survive the Treadmill Of Doom?

>> No.1321100

/jp/ - Health & Fitness

>> No.1321104

I'm not fat. I am unfit as hell though, I doubt I could do even ten minutes.

>> No.1321105

OP is pig disgusting.

>> No.1321117

Not fat, but not fit either. I can jog for about thirty minutes.

However I only jog inside my house and I only jog around my dinner table.

>> No.1321120

I'm not fat. Enjoy your criticisms on your weight. fat faggot

>> No.1321122
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The comic, for reference. Note the 45:07 on the clock, implying the Marisa was running for 45 minutes.

>>1321100
Take it easy, anon, I just wanted to ask here since I get the impression most of us are not fit at all.

/fit/ is filled with faggots who base their entire lives around fitness, basically fitness otaku. It's actually kinda scary to see.

>> No.1321126

I tried to improve this summer and aimed thus that I could run for 15km no problem.

Unfortunately I slipped and didn't work out quite enough, since the premise of 15km shouldn't too hard if you put some effort and regular pratice into it. I got up to 13 though (took me about 75min, a bit less probably).

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Page 3.

I would be dead by the 5th panel.

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Page 4 and end.

I love how there's no particular motive given for the Marisa to brutally murder her friend.

>> No.1321182

Yukkuris have a great stamina when in danger.
Also, don't forget Yukkuris are very slow. At full speed, that Yukkureimu would only reach a somewhat accelerated human walking speed, and 50 minutes of that pace is not that much for us.


Is it...?

>> No.1321192
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shake and bake it ~easy

>> No.1321299

Jogging distance is not a definitive measure of fitness. You heard it hear first.

>> No.1321575

Frankly, I think most of us could be overpowered by yukkuris. At least the Alice ones.

>> No.1321585

I'm underweight. From behind, my arms look like little girl arms. They are that skinny.

>> No.1321599

>>1321585

PICS NAO

>> No.1321621

I don't need to outrun the Yukkuri, I just need to outrun you.

>> No.1321639

>>1321575
Step on them.

>> No.1323776

take it easy

>> No.1323778

>>1323776
Stop bumping shit

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