Monster Girl Thread

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In which the Queen of the Desert makes for a good Wild West partner.

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>>13134091
>my point was that he'd just stick to his own tradition of making them cosplay-style
But what counts as "cosplay-style"? Things like succubi, vampires and Pharaoh only? Or do monster girls with paws and claws also qualify?

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>>13134099
And besides, KC has done a lot of non-"cosplay" monster girls, and he's been doing them for ages. See any monster girl of the "human upper body, monster lower body" variety.

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And remember, the Kikimora's are watching you.

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>>13134097
LOVE PREVAILS!

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Are we still panicking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1cs2lXXOuU

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>>13134048
>Get transported to MGE land
>Make it my mission to train up specifically so I can track down a not succubus waifu
>The Order recruits me unknowingly of where my true resolve comes from
>May or may not massacre a substantial amount of the undead population to keep up appearances (worth)
>My Legend grows until I find my waifu and give up immediately
>Waifu becomes famous for being "Waifu, the Anon slayer, has a nice ring to it!"
>We live happily ever after

Alternatively...

>Give up immediately
>She rejects me saying I'm too evil for brutally murdering all those undead just to get a girl like her
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot
>Handed off to Deruella
>Get turned into an Incubus
>Immediately use all my skills to aid in conquering mankind to spread love
>Then die to Ilias at the end like a true man after taking her down
>Waifu who rejected me sets flowers at my glorious statue / grave
>Here lies anon, he never scored

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>>13134103
New thread, new life.
Preferably one starting off with how much better delicious brown is than vanilla.

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>>13134099
>>13134100
>>13134103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1jkj1l-mlM

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You all have no one but yourselves to blame for this.
KC Was not God. EMG, CW and Hitomi was not evil for having Monster Boys in it.
You were acting like Children because the one or two Fujoshits tried to sexual the Monster Boys in these threads.
It's as childish as thinking seeing gay people kissing makes you gay.
I wrote stories with monster boys in them and nobody complained about them But when I fatten a Spider all Hell breaks loose
But you all let yourselves get stuck thinking KC was End All because one or two shitposters. Every single one of you.
Grow up.
Monster Boys can exist
Horse Pussy is fine too
Some Monsters are fluffier than others
America Lost Nam
Taxes will never go away
And Twilight is a best selling book.
Life Sucks, Get a Helmet or Learn to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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>implying you can just ignore it

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I don't think there has been a sexier MG picture drawn than this one.

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>>13134103
It's cooled down from adrenal panic to a gut-wrenching feeling of betrayal and loss.
Fucking dark side, man

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>>13134112
What about this one?

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>>13134110
>fatten a Spider
I forgave you for that. Now aren't you supposed to be doing something?
>>13134112
Agreed.

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>>13134111
Get back in your closet, cait sith

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Hopefully this doesn't start a theme of furry MGs. KC seems to stick with a theme for at least 4 or 5 profiles.

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We need a new Waterworld.jpg for this.

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>>13134115
>Now aren't you supposed to be doing something?
You're right I should get back to my climb to G Rank will watching Gootecks and Mike Ross be bad at Street Fighter and/or AGDQ/SQDG runs I missed

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>tfw cat sith will be baif for the next few months till a new monstergirl arrives
>tfw the cat sith isn't that bad, just worried for the plausible furfag invasion

Well, at least i have somewhere else to go to.

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>>13134107
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>>13134114

I undoubtedly must scream. The question is, for how long.

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>>13134114
>>13134111
Wait, I was wrong, there's the adrenal panic again.
Fucking hell, turns out tumblr was right all along, triggers ARE a thing

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>>13134113

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>Guy makes one bad profile
>suddenly all of his works are bad and "i've been betrayed
Wow sure is rational, adult logic in here.

>>13134120
Except when he doesn't

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Hello my fellow furry friends. Who is your favorite furry artist? :^)

This is the future we chose.

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>>13134129
>Wow sure is rational, adult logic in here.

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>>13134119
Marina Wulfstan as a Dire Wolf when?

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>>13134132

At least he hasn't uploaded that to the MGE wiki. Even more hell would break loose.

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>>13134129
>reasonable concern
>respond with "grow up"

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>>13134129
That's what I'm saying. People are overreacting because their shitposting or defense to shitposting is gone and they have no thought of their own to fall back on.
I live in a word where Monster Boys and Dangerously Cheesy could and does exist, that doesn't stop me from wanting to pull a Lamia's tail to get her attention and pull her in for a kiss
Or to Ride a Centaur with both of us in full Armor running through a battlefield.
Or to cuddle a baby dragon while her mother rests on the remaining eggs

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>>13134123
Still. I wish he drew another Not-India girl instead.
There was a pattern being set up, and I liked it, dammit.

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>>13134133
>mgg
>adults
>logic
>kc

heh

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>>13134147
I wish he'd do more girls like that. Where you have to look real close to even notice that they're monster girls. They're the best ones.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e1xd0Jmz-o

Dead young girl: KC's new profile
Asura: /mgg/
Olga & Spaceships: Peple who support the new profile and pretty much everyone else

Is it time to die?

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>>13134141
>reasonable concern
What is there to be concerned about? Even if he makes 4 more it's still a minority that can be easily ignored unless you have the attention span of an ADHD child. You don't have to like it but it isn't the end of the god damned world because it exists. And even if furrys try to come here, it's still banned material outside /d/ and Janny will ban their asses so hard their children will have to appeal it. So yes, grow up and calm the fuck down, this panic has literally nothing behind it except "WAAH, NOT MY FETISH, BURN IT ALL"

>>13134143
This, god damn. Your favorite MGs weren't suddenly replaced with furries, just ignore it.

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>>13134111
>Walking down the city late at night
>Just got out of a late night session in the studio
>Stopped by the bar, dodged the pussy which flew at you and manage to scavenge for yourself a beer.
>You were already sort of tired and out of it, and it took you an embarrassingly long time to find that crumpled plastic note in whichever pocket you left it in last.
>Beer and shrapnel in hand, you hit the streets again, taking swigs.
>The last train of the night has already left ,so it's time to find somewhere to crash
>Maybe you could play "Rape Bait" solo
>Fun game, you played it a lot with your mates back in highschool, bait yourselves for rape, meet back and compare the homes you got taken into. The one with the least classiest has to shout a round of beer
>Similar thing, but this time it's simply for a roof in this cold winter night
>You're walking along when you feel paws grab your hips
>Well fuck, that could be anything.
>They are really soft and delicate
>Cat?
>You feel a hot breath on your ear, and a moment later a rough sandpaper tongue
>"Meow?"
>Wait, what? Maybe she was into the whole rules of nature thing
>Turn around to face your "hostess" for the night
>Accidentally smack your nose into her muzzle
>Her feline whiskers tickle you and make you sneeze
>"Meow."
>She's roughly your height, covered in fur, and is basically a cat
>Look at the bottle
>"Maybe "I drank too much..."
>She purrs laughingly "Meow."
>She leans into you, and gives you a subtle "accidental" peek down her top
>Nothin' but fur
>Well, you once shacked up with a cheshire, so you know that when the going gets crazy, you get crazier
>So lets assume that this is some kinda cat
>You try and take a step back, but you find you can't move.
>"Meow!"
>Fuck, she's really strong. What does she want? Food?
>"Meoww~"
>Her paws start sliding up your body in uncomfortable ways
>"Meow <3"
>You start gently pushing her paws away, but she keeps trying to undress you
>This is getting weird

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KC getting dangerously cheesy was an unfortunate eventuality. Just wish it hadn't been for Cait Sith.

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>>13134151
>outside /d/
I meant outside /b/, but whatever, point still stands.

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Wasn't there a new crayonfag? Can someone post it, I don't feel like going through the shitstorm.

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In my quest to adapt monster girl rape parties to games like bushido and lotr I have realized how utterly flimsy and fragile monsters are when compared to humans.
They die way too fast because
>no armor
I'm thinking some other rule set like malifaux would be better suited for them.
Might just have to make something up, it's so heartbreaking to lose three to a one.

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>>13134140
You act like I don't know that's exactly what you're trying to bait out.

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>>13134151
now that cat sith is in, furries have a technically correct reason to start furry discussions in here, and if that gains traction there is the possiblikty of them eventually outnumbering original monstergirl discussion.

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>>13134156

Brick posted too. It was so great to see some old faces.

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You know why this happened
You followed the false prophet away from eden to his promised land.
And now the rivers are dry and it's fruits rotten.
And the gates of Gensokyo will remain forever barred to you now.
And you have only yourselves to blame.

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>>13134162

Nah man. It's just an exception, like Polt or how we ignore 12Beast Monsterboys.

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>>13134153
>You take a large step back, dragging her with you, hoping it would shake her
>Fuck... She's really latched on and your shirt is nearly off...
>Something smells like fish, too
>You recall that mean bastard tomcat from your childhood
>Flicking his nose always got him to fuck off
>You try it
>"M-Meow!"
>The cat leaps back holding its nose in a surprisingly human manner
>You put your shirt back on and try and leave the bizarre cat behind, turnign and walking away when you her a hiss near your ear
>With one hand she's magically immobilized you, and the other, she runs down your chest, cutting flesh and cloth
>Oh god.
>You realize what smelled like fish
>"Meow."
>This isn't happening
>She uses her magic to push you down, and straddles you
>pls no

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>>13134162
Hell, the demographic make-up of the threads has been overturned by immigrants at least once before. I remember when it was all rape fetishists. Then the wheel turned and today we're mostly vanilla fags and moe waifuism.

It happened once, it can happen again.

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>>13134162
>furries have a technically correct reason to start furry discussions in here
No, they don't. All they could discuss is the Cait Sith itself and Polt. The rest of their shit is still bannable.
>outnumbering the original
Have you SEEN the response to this shit? Now imagine if real furries try to come here. The thread would tear itself to bloody, eviscerated pieces before actual furry discussion even gains a single foothold. The only thing happening right now is childish whining and screaming, and the Cait Sith isn't going to stop existing, like it or not. So just ignore it and realize the sun is still gonna rise tomorrow and KC isn't a full-time furfag.

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>>13134169
hope your right, godspeed to your theory

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Well this is great to wake up to.

I guess I'm done here, see you faggots never.

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>>13134170

Oh please

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I can already see it.

>Someone writes about monstergirls from MGE without following KC's canon
>"X monstergirl is not like that, she's Y."
>"I don't care about KC's canon, I have my own."
>"It's written on KC's cannon that X monstergirl is Y. Official canon has authority over headcanon."
>"KC's canon has goddamn furries, fuck him and his canon."

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But guys, what about the monster girls?

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>>13134170
You're clearly not a virgin if you're that picky.
Get lost, loser.

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I dunno, the cat's cute but I can't imagine it in a lewd way at all. I'm kind of biased since I thought Isabelle was cute too.

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>>13134179
I'd actually side with canon deniers in this case from here on.

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>>13134180
Still cute as ever

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>>13134179
Cannons are often somewhat phallic shaped. I doubt many people here would actually fuck one without trying to deny its existence entirely and calling iron shit for letting such abominations exist.

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>>13134180
We're discussing them >>13134114.
To think that it has come to this.

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>>13134194
There seems to be an unspoken rule about not sexualizing Wurms, don't you agree?
Or am I speaking for everybody again?

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There is now a kingdom of cats ruled over by Bastet. It is nothing but cats, cat monsters, and humans, and one must pamper cats once inside. The main way of entering is to be teleported in by a Cheshire Cat.

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>>13134198
Must you discuss them while continuing to post images like this?

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>>13134199
Ice cream can be a lubricant if you are imaginative enough.

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>>13134166
But that place is shit and filled with evil monsters that want to eat you with even more op please nerf powers.
It's even worse.

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>>13134114
I for one blame every person who had "cosplay tier" pass their lips for this.

Still would give tummy rubs and treat like a pet though rather than a girl.

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>>13134201
May death be swift for anybody to enters there with a cat allergy.

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>>13134190
I feel the same way, cute/10 would take home. Getting spayed and/or thrown out to the alleycats out back if she tries any of that furry bullshit though

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>>13134205

Marisa is doing fine.
I'm pretty sure she's had tender love with the majority of youkai in Gensokyo and then stole their shoes after.

GIT
GUD
FAGET

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>>13134211
>>13134190
This, just treat it like a sentient housecat. People ignore the profiles enough anyway, just disregard it entirely.

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>>13134213
>one native human is an example of that place not being shit
I'd rather go west of west, or to the utter east beyond even Gensokyo.

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On one hand, being sick is great because I can writefag all I want. On the other hand, there's horrible things happening to the thread.
Let's see if I can't lighten things up. Black Dragon sex, as promised. Starting at line 168.

http://pastebin.com/08WniE5S

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Would you adopt a Cat Sith Daughteru to cuddle?

I would. How would your waifu react to you bringing one home? And your daughteru?

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>>13134219

Well your other option is waifuing best girl anyway, so I'm really unsympathetic to your issues anon.

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How do you feel about succubi and cosplay-tier after this?

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>>13134110
Anon, you act like I was ever mad about the spider that is my fetish

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>>13134222
No.

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>>13134224
Same as I did before, everything is fine. Fuck this bullshit over reaction. Nothing has changed.

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>>13134222
I feel like if I already have a daughteru of my own, I wouldn't need to adopt another.

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>>13134224
They were the only thing I liked before cait sith, and they're the only thing I like after it.

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>>13134223
Al touhou girls are shit

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>>13134234

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>>13134111
Y'know how this could actually be salvaged?
If it turns out she's like the Lesser Succubus of catgirls.
It's a transitional phase they go through on their way to cosplay-tier werecat.
Come on KC, you've gone over the cliff edge, but there's still time to catch onto a protruding branch and drag yourself back up.

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>>13134114
What the hell did you do?!

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You know what the funniest thing is?

Cat Sith is literally the most cosplay mg we now have. She's just a giant fursuit. I want to set one on fire.

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>>13134231
I agree. I love slimes last night when I went to bed. I love slimes now that I just woke up to this.

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>>13134158
Thank you Crayon.

This sums up everything nicely

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>>13134240
Cait Sith is shit, but the other extreme which you posted is equally so. That's not a monster girl.

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>>13134111
>>13134114

Is it so wrong that I want to pet her? Not in a lewd sort of way but in a household pet kind of way. Surely some writefag could salvage this with a story of an anon and his wife with their pet cait sith.

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>>13134243
What's really funny is she's one of the few not actually massively changed by mamono mana, the actual Cait Sith are literally the same cat-people.

>>13134244
Aye lad, and I guarantee that you'll probably still love slime tomorrow too, no matter what KC does. Nothing has changed, the world reveals more but you need not be moved by it.

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>>13134111
>>13134114
And here I thought the chesire cat was bad

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>>13134240
>not even real cat ears
>but a fucking cat ear headband
Get this shit outta here

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>>13134243
>giant fursuit
>"Y'know that one piece of shitty fanart, of a dude unable to get out of a Hellhound Fursuit? Well KC commented on it. Based on a GT translation, I think it's making him ponder the idea of Demonic Energy making such costumes bond with their wearer, and genderswap them permanently."

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>>13134222
Well, considering that she is a NORMAL catgirl with a NORMAL HUMAN face I don't think she'd mind.

It is cold enough to turn the girls PALE SKIN blue.

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>>13134244
Same. I love jinkos and will continue to love them.

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>>13134250
>I want to keep sapients as pets
At least give them the dignity of being called a slave.

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>>13134254

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>>13134259
Abandon all hope.

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>>13134199
>You will never go to Wurm's house to play Treasure games with her
>You will never see her shed tears again after beating Gunstar Heroes with her when Green dies
>Or wonder how she can move her big meaty claws to graze everything in RS

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>>13134259
>>13134114
Come. Come sweet death.

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>>13134264
Fine maybe not pet but adopted daughteru or something, she's honestly adorable just not in a sexual way.

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Fun fact, the book where furries were first introduced to MGE mentioned Cait Sith and Cu Sith
We got Cait Sith now, so expect the next profile to be Cu Sith, the dog girl equivalent
>the ride never ends

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>>13134247
I personally viewed this as an acid test for our write/drawfags, result based on how their reactions apart from a Filipino shitskin ofc

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>>13134114
sadness covers me like blanket
tuck me in
let me die

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>>13134272
>Spoiler

Well, I can tell you this one probably isn't going to appear in any of my stuff.

I have a few lines I won't cross.

Furry is one of them.

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>>13134114
thx OP I cum on cat it hiss at penis

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>>13134259
>I think it's making him ponder the idea of Demonic Energy making such costumes bond with their wearer, and genderswap them permanently.
That's not what he said at all
He commented this
着ぐるみが脱げなくなって魔物化シチュらしいです。どんどん着ぐるみの違和感が無くなって、精神も…とかえろいよね…

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checking the archive
>see the new girl

I fetl a afraid as all of you, but, it's not like we have to allow her, jus give it the akaname treatment times ten and shit on whoever likes her. You know, what we always do.

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>>13134272

So based on their overreactions (or trolling) the following are shit forevermore if they weren't already:

> Lantern
> Moose
> Fizz
> .Less
> Bob

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>>13134272
I might write about them, because, 'y know. If you're building a world you can't just ignore the things you don't like. They add a necessary grit to the setting. That said the most spotlight they'd likely get is "Generic thug No.4"

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>>13134114
WHY KC?

WHY?!?!?

We had a agreement

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>>13134290
Cait Sith has been part of the setting material for years

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>>13134285

>Lantern
>Moose
>Fizz
>.Less
>Bob
>Nega
>And KC?

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>>13134284
Why did KC even feel the need to introduce Akaname when he already added a youkai with a huge tongue as her most striking feature right before that?

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>new girl
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2sex1mJNI

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>>13134298
Karakasa's huge tongue is meant to be creepy, while Akaname's is meant to be sexy.
It's the other way around for me

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>>13134295

Not KC, since he doesn't care what the western fanbase thinks. He's not here shitposting like it's the end of the world.

You do, however, need to also add Brick to that list. And whoever else decides to egoboo about this.

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>>13134222
>Dragon Waifu comes home after a long day of work, eager to see her smiling house husbands face
>"Oh Honey! I've got a surprise for you!" He shouts from the Kitchen.
>She licks her lips, looks like it's "Rape the naked apron husbando" time
>Her favorite
>She enters the Kitchen, ready to pick her husband up and rape him on the table
>Instead she sees him standing at the table next to some furry eating
>"Surprise! Honey look, I found a stray cat in our backyard! Can we keep her?"
>"'Sup lady. Errr, I mean, meow."
>Dragon looks disappointed and unamused.
>"Honey, that's a furry."
>"No it's not, it's a cat."
>"Yeah Lady, I'm a cat. I mean, Meow."
>"Anon Honey, please put her back outside."
>"Awww, Sugarscale can't we keep her? She's so sweet and nice, and you know how much I love cats."
>"Yeah Lady, keep the cat. I mean, Meow."
>"Anon, please, I-"
>At this point they hear the door open, their Daughteru
>"Hey Mommy, hey Daddy, back from school! Guess what I-"
>"OH COOL IS THAT A CAT! CAN WE KEEP HER MOMMY PLEASE?"
>Cat Sith just looks smugly at the Dragon Waif as her daughteru and husband pet her and gush how cute she is
>"Meow Meow, Bitch."

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>>13134298
It's nip mythology, he's got to represent. I hope he's not actively pandering to furries with this one though.

I wonder how things are over in MGR.

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>>13134114
is this going to be used as a front for furries to settle here?

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>>13134298
Karakasa came out after Akaname, so you've got that backwards
I hate Cait Sith and its implications from the very core of my being, but if I'm honest, I'd rather get raped by that than by Karakasa. That tongue fucking horrifies me

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>>13134285
Didn't Moose and Lantern come up with like, 3 posts in total? I think we can let people express their opinions once in a while alright.
inb4 Moose/Lantern pls

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>>13134309
>MGR
who?

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>>13134303
>Karakasa's huge tongue is meant to be creepy
He liked that Karakasa tongue-job picture, and her profile describes how she uses her tongue to lick a man all over and make him super sensitive to pleasure with her saliva.
So I doubt that.

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>>13134309
>I wonder how things are over in MGR.
You wonder how things are over in "No-one's ever allowed to express a negative opinion about any girl" land?
Muted. MGR is muted.

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>yfw actual furries are gonna start thinking they are welcome here because of this new profile

Gentlemen, affix bayonets.

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>>13134313

Expressing an opinion is fine.

Attaching your name to said opinion so people think you're hip and cool isn't. They could have said what they said as Anonymous but they consciously chose to put on their trips/names for their posts. This is 4chan, not reddit.

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>>13134309
Most of MGR has yet to see the profile.

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>>13134309
>I wonder how things are over in MGR.
Pretty neutral. Most people seem to find her cute, but not in a sexual way, with some being a bit concerned, and others loving her because "monster girls were kind of on the edge of furry anyway, so it's nice that he's delving a bit deeper now"

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>>13134315
Monster Girl Redux, site that replaced MGU on the western front after the former sank.

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>>13134259
>"Y'know that one piece of shitty fanart, of a dude unable to get out of a Hellhound Fursuit?
no
post it?

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So is this it?

Can we finally let these threads stay dead?

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>>13134326
>MGU
i have no idea what that is either
why it sink
owner didn't pay server bills?

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>>13134320
Ready.

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>people don't like the tongue monsters
I thought they were sexy. then again I do like long tongues.

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>>13134320
it would really suck if someone linked this thread to dubchan's /furry/ board, huh?

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>>13134317
So you can't have hour long debates on why horse pussy and succubi are shit? How droll.

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>>13134332

They did EXACTLY what this thread is doing now, except they also sent KC images of monstergirls on pikes.

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>>13134332
No, it's still technically alive, but various drama months back caused KC to pull MGE from it.
It's old news.

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>>13134330

Can you Chicken Little doomies not say this shit every time something stupid and not world ending happens?

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>>13134309
>I hope he's not actively pandering to furries with this one though.
That's one thing people here just don't get into their heads.
There is no or close to no "furry community" in nipland and KC doesn't even begin to give half a fuck about the west. He had already openly talked about cait siths and full fur monster girls in one of the world guides, which, although over here barely anyone reads them, are still 100% canon and not a half assed hint at temporally limited possibilities through sabbath potions in a Q&A like monster boys or futa.

People in these threads are so infinitely autistic and stupid it blows my mind.

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>>13134324
I went neutral on MGR because >>13134317

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>>13134334
So, Akaname or Karakasa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134332
They had some shit options on monstergirls, KC found out and told them that he did'nt intend for his work to be interpreted in that way. They sent a letter that came off as very rude and made images monstergirls' heads on pikes. So KC slapped them with a C&D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134336
Which is why it's pretty much a ghost town.
If you ever want an object lesson in why "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all" moderation is a dead end, there's your case study right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134317
>"No-one's ever allowed to express a negative opinion about any girl"
That's not true though
What you're not allowed to do is make blatantly false claims that contradict canon
Basically the difference between "I don't like Girtablilu because I don't really like the idea of getting stung by her" vs "I don't like Girtablilu because she will brutally stab gaping holes in you with her enormous instrument of murder and forcefully keep you erect while you lay screaming in agony"
MGU was basically all about the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134320
Can we quit with the doomsdaying for now and the posting of skeletons that take up images?

[Anonymous No.]

>An abandoned baby is found by a Succubus
>Not just any Succubus, a general of the Demon Lord's army
>She had gone to demand the surrender of a local church, but found it abandoned save for the crying baby on the steps
>Her fury at the thought of the cowards fleeing and leaving a child behind was abated when the baby stopped its crying and fell asleep the moment she picked him up
>20 years later, the boy she had named Anon had grown into a fine man
>She had taken extra care to ensure he was shielded from most demonic energy, but not all, as a 100% pure human would arouse suspicion were he to stumble out of the woods into civilization
>Now, her son, her triumph, was ready
>She had him escorted to the edge of the Demon Lord's territory, and then he was off
>The plan was simple, Anon would enter the capital posing as a hunter fleeing from the encroaching demon army before he joined the guard and worked his way up the ranks until he was in a position to compromise the city's defenses and waylay the guards
>6 more long years passed, Anon had used the knowledge of mechanical equipment learned from his Lich tutor to work his way up to chief engineer, 3rd in overall rank
>Deciding now was the time, he used a corrupted courier to send a message to his mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134353
S-skeletons?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134306
>Later, Dragon Waifu comes home to see Husband watching TV
>That smug fucking cat is laying on his lap while he pets her back
>Smug little cunt
>"Yo Lady, I bet your man doesn't pamper you this much, does her? Yeah, he's got some nice hands, glad to see they're wrapped around my finger. Why, he might as well be mine at this point. I mean, Meow."
>Dragon is furious
>Picks up both Husband and Cat by the back of their neck
>"Uhhh, honey? What are you doing."
>"OWWW YOU CRAZY LIZARD PUT ME FUCKING DOWN YOU BITCH I mean, MEOW"
>Dragon ignores them and keeps walking to her Hoard Room
>Tosses Husband on the Hoard
>Ties the smug cat to a chair and positions it right in front of the Hoard
>Then gets on top of her Husband
>"Tonight, I am going to ride you so damn hard and establish that you are my treasure and mine alone do you understand."
>"We-well sure Sweetscale, always. But... Why does the cat-"
>"YOU LET THAT GOD DAMN CAT WATCH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134350
>telling an autist going on in every profile topic about how monster girls are scum that should be put to the sword to keep the sperging to the RP section
>this is somehow wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134355
>That night, the demon army exploited the weakness he had designed into the defenses and breached the city walls
>The celebration he had organized in honor of another secretly corrupted follower's promotion to assistant chief engineer had left most of the guard too drunk to be effective in combat
>Anon arrived in the throne room at nearly the same time as his mother and her bodyguards
>The king frantically begged Anon to defend him, grabbing Anon by the arm and attempting to hide behind him
>Anon smiled warmly and said "I've missed you greatly these past years"
>Before the king could scramble away, he was seized by a Kunoichi, and while he begged and pleaded, Anon stepped into his mother's embrace
>26 years of pent up lust and demonic energy came flooding out at once, and in an instant Anon transformed from the demon general's human son into her Incubus husband
>The two of them bowed to the king and bid him farewell, leaving with the bodyguards as the Kunoichi dragged the king into his bedchambers
>With the capital fallen, the Demon Lord's general and her husband, Anon, moved to take the rest of the humans' territory for their queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134306
And the morning after Dragon waifu gives her daughteru a story about a bad kitty who decided to run away and also caused some fire damage in the guest room.
Promising her daughteru to go to the petstore later today to get a good kitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134346
>So KC slapped them with a C&D.
could he do that with 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134350
>pic
Bozo is the lamest motherfucking cretin on Earth though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134332
Are you the new guy I saw in the last thread in the archive? Anyway, everyone should know this if they mean to stay here.

Monster Girl Unlimited (MGU) was the main site for monstergirl stuff for the western fanbase. Some people though the setting was grimdark and were passing that off as the canon. KC got wind of this and did some clarifications. People in MGU responded by calling him nip dog and sending him death threats. Some time after some guy did a shoop of a guy with a witch's head on a pike, and sent it to KC. The man himself personally requested the guy be perma banned from MGU. He was, but then the admins let him back in because freedom of expression or something, and believing it would be a one time thing, faggot did it again, and MGU got hit with a C&D from KC, so now they can't host any official MGE material on their site. Now MGR has KC's blessing instead.

Now you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134111
>>13134114

The line has been crossed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134356
Can't wait for Loen to come back with that reverse-trap Pharaoh, I'll tell you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134344
More partial to akaname

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134363
due to the fappening bs that happen
yeah he could

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134367

Can /mgg/'s rage rival /v/'s with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134368
I don't want him to come back and see what's happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134370
Akaname and Karakasa are having an argument about who gives the better tonguejobs
They want to settle it with a contest
You're going to be the judge
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
>all this delicious asspain
Thank you, based KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134363
>Thinking you can take legal action against 4chan for discussing things

My fucking sides are destroyed. Please tell us another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134367
Yes, we get it now.
The time has come to talk of other things.

>>13134344
Karakasas have curves. Also they have the uncanny ability to somehow teleport the both of you to the shadow realm by closing their umbrellas with you inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134373
/v/ is raging at this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134340
We've known about kettoshi for some time, because, you know, people actually read the fucking guide sometimes, you know. We'd just never thought we'd see one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134375
be both very happy and very thorough in my investigation.
it may need years to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134377
he could fill out the 4chan dcma form to prevent his profiles from being posted here if he wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134357
I'm starting to like Cat Sith already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134224
Cosplay tier a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134259
>Y'know that one piece of shitty fanart, of a dude unable to get out of a Hellhound Fursuit?
Never heard of it
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134376
Agreed. My day got whole lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134259
>"Y'know that one piece of shitty fanart, of a dude unable to get out of a Hellhound Fursuit?

THAT WAS A DUDE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134285
> Lantern
> Moose
Why?
They added Cait Sith to their stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134385
1st. That's not a C&D
2nd. We barely post the profiles anyway unless they're new. Linking to sadpanda or the wiki works just as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
I can't believe the news today
I can't close my eyes and make it go away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134387
I like the idea of Cat Sith not being actual waifu but just cat girls who Human Boys and Daughterus see as cats, so they decide to milk it and pretend to be actual cats to get free shit and a place to stay.

But Waifus can see through that facade, and fucking hate their smug little faces. Imagine a Cat Sith bumming out with a Chesire's Husband. All out smug war.

[Anonymous No.]

A dark era of shitposts and trolls follows after this. Friends, whether we rise or fall, it has been an honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134403
Sounds like the best logic applied here all morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134403
Nah that's as retarded an idea as something like Manny the Manticore was.

>Oh look at this thing that obviously couldn't fool anybody.
>Let's pretend everyone is too stupid to notice the Emperor's new clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134399
No, they stated they didn't like it along with the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134409
But Anon, Mamano Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134403
And then some insane scientist decides to mix Cait Sith and Cheshire DNA. The world's smuggest pet would be born, imagine one in the same household as a man married to a a possessive monster girl, there might be a few cat fights

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134413

You're scratching the bottom of the barrel now, Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134412
>Letting a low level beastman glamour affect you
>As a powerful incubus husbando

Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134102
i reverse googled this and got some fucking raws for a shonen champion 2014-32, wtf is the name of the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134403
>Cat Sith lounges on the couch, it took some looking but this household has some potential
>Looks nice, no kids, big TV, and the husband is subservient as fuck
>She could get used to this.
>Then, the door opens as the waifu of the house returns
>It's a Hellhound
>"Oh fuck no, I'm out. Meow."
>Cat Sith just casually walks past the Hellhound and out the door
>Hellhound has to explain to her husband why the kitty ran away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134403
>>13134409
You guys realize what cait siths are right?
They are literal pet cats that have turned humanoid due to a mix of mamono mana and their affection for their master.
They don't just waltz into random homes pretending to be cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134417

Boku no Stupid dense as fuck too autistic to know social cues vampire girl & company

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134417
>He doesn't recognize dumbpire
Uh, welcome to the thread I guess new guy. You came at a really bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
It's funny because I always want to call "fluffy" spamming furfags anyway. The cat/fox/wolfu shit is fur, not fluff. They are not sheep. Now this and .less jumping right on it is hilarious. It was always too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134420
so as long as you don't want to fuck your cat they don't exist.
fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134420
Well if she wants my affection, that's the wrong fucking way to go, but fastest way to becoming a stray.

At least when my Lantern and Umbrella grew tits they didn't get covered in fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134417
It's Jitsu wa Watashi wa. It's a cute and funny Rom Com involving vampires, aliens, time travelers, demons, and high school. I personally enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134420
>They are literal pet cats that have turned humanoid due to a mix of mamono mana and their affection for their master.
Isn't it the same with Nekomata?

[Anonymous No.]

Links to wallpaper grade MG-galleries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134430
thanks guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134432
So are they staged like alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134432
Nekomata were born as nekomata and have the power to morph into cat shape and hide
These things are born as cats and become shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw translation for Cait Sith comes out
>And it's literally Palico from MH
>Just female Palico who bomb around doing adventures and shit
>No sex or anything at all

[Anonymous No.]

So why haven't any of you gone full Druella and blasted more demonic energy onto this cat to fix it (Edit the fuck out of it)? Sure a loli would be a vast improvement over a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134450
>monster girl
>no sex
Are you really that desperate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134459
I think the word would be delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134450
>Anything not about sex in MGE
Your best bet is she can turn back into a not cheesy witch any number of times beyond 8 because fuck folklore.

Better leave milk saucers out for her on Samhain too or she'll curse all your holstaurus to go dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134459
>Not wanting to have a bro Cait Sith who you treat as a nice cat and in turn keeps you protected from rapey Monster Girls during the full moon

Also is it Cait Sith or Cat Sith? I've seen it both ways here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134464
Its a dude piloting a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134464
We are talking about MGE not about your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134464
It's Cait Sith. Niggas don't knows how to spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134470
MGE has furries in it who cares about it's canon anymore

It's a free-for-all world we live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134220
>people like bitching about furries more than they like Black Dragons
These are dark and troubled times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134462
Milk actually isn't good for cats.

Well...most cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134451
What about furry loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134467
>You will never cosplay FF7's Cait Sith by dressing up in a poorly-made pink jumpsuit and walking around with her on her shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134479
It's not good for anything to drink a huge proportion of milk at once because it's basic and will nullify all the acid in your stomach, just sitting and rotting there until your gut can generate enough HCl to overpower it.

That's why a saucer of cream has always been the old standby. A bowl of milk is like giving a man two gallons and telling him to drink it all in an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134478
Black Dragons are awful because they bully other dragon girls or being "inferior" to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134493
But the story linked in Alp's post has one having sex with a human.

[Anonymous No.]

Mine as well.

[Anonymous No.]

So is Junko out of a job now that Wurm has a Cait Sith to pet and stroke like a villain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134493
>Not being the husband of a black dragon
>Not being able to bully dragons at your leisure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134498
Junko still has the Endless Vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134498
I don't think so, Cait Sith wouldn't be as funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134498
>Wurm stroking her cat in a chair as you enter her room
>"Haw-haw-haw! I'm surprised you made it this far, Anon."
>"Cut the shit, where did you hide the remote?"

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even particularly pissed off, I just wish KC wouldn't fuck around like this. I mean what's the point? This setting is all about sex. A cat actually isn't fine too. It's either A) an irrelevant character or B) just a witch. and in that case we already have one, and if its just a witch, then put the human version on the profile pic, not the cat version.

I mean what is he actually doing? Trying to change his genre and forget that all the other profiles are just bombs of sex?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what it's time for?

Waifu Games: /mgg/ style.

Place your bets now.

It's a Hunger Games Simulator, was a blast on /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
How does this shit work?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to teach your dragon daughteru to keep her coat clean and to inspect it regularly for any missing pieces lest this happen to her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kejj4_bRj-s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
How do I play that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
Do you mind using imgur for the rest of the posts? Also,who the heck is Zhana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
Mari Suu will win

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
>Zhana
>Dark Slime
>An Actual Horse
>A Dildo
Couldn't you have picked better people? Bob, Crayonfag, Moose, the Dragonsluts, anyone else. None of those were remotely relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

while we are on the subject of cait sith
this happens to you
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1425491007618.webm
what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134502
She also still has MGK and a house in Alp's world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134489
That sounds adorable, especially if you ran around and she stretched out her arms like a plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134524
Aren't those the same world? I'm pretty sure Farai said her niece knows a kid named Jimmy in kindergarten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
I've got $35,000 on district 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134522
So what's wrong with Dark Slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134526
Alp only got rights to use Junko.
Using Jmmy is a violation of his contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
I wager 50 gold doubloons on District 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
My money's on Polt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512

It's the first day and already it's off to a roaring start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134529
When were they relevant? I mean, they're related, but there are so many better choices.

It'd be like if Nintendo had an all star crossover and instead of inviting iconic Nintendo characters like Ridley or King K. Rool, they invited D-Listers no one cared about and didn't deserve a slot over other characters, like Rosalina, or Dark Pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134512
I'm all in on District 5.
>mfw you fucking idiots don't remember Darling can't die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134536
>Dysentery
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134536
Polt's a cold bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134523
Maximum sperging, but at least my room is tidy.
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134536
Hound's the real monster here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134536
Damn Hound, calm the fuck down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134523
>tfw watched it when I was 16 laughing at the faggot MC
>now I'm the same age as Sato and basically him
Fuck ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134536

The day continues.

Mari's camp gets ransacked, Cat Sith does not fuck around, and Rachnera doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134532
Well he did it ages ago.
>"...and then they gave him Indian burns! Ahahaha!"
>Wait, she was talking about her niece, right? Who got Indian burns? Some kid called Jimmy? Yeah, Jimmy. Wait, what? Right! Laugh!

That's from chapter 4. Are you gonna let him get away with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134551
ive had this in my hdd since 2009 , still too scared to watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134224
Always hated tat stupid expression, they were fine then and continue to be fine now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134553
>Mia snaps Cheshire's neck
Damn, she doesn't fuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134553
>Cat Sith strangles Anubis
The horror, the horror.
>>13134558
Nothing to be scared of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134553

>A dildo receives clean water

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134553
God damn, Suu is cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134553
>Miia silently snaps Cheshire Cat's neck
That's a Solid Snake move right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134567
>Does this look like the face of mercy.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134553

Night falls.

Romances Bloom, Nightmares are had, Suu fails at life, and Cerea continues to meet expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134511
Both the Cait Sith and Cu Sith were mentioned in World Guide 1 as examples of pets turned monsters. It was only a matter of time.
>A cat actually isn't fine too.
Japan lacks the west's hatred of furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134575
>order paladin kills KC
that's too funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134575
>Darling and Hound
Which of them is the small spoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134575
>Order Paladin kills KC
Guess he wanted revenge for MGU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134575
Looks like KC got purged

[Anonymous No.]

So, we hate .less always and forever now right? Not one fucking day has passed and we already havefuta cait sith. He has become one with Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134580
>Japan lacks the west's hatred of furries.
It's not furry. It's a cat standing on its hind legs with a wig and clothing on. A cat actually isn't fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134588
On the other hand, he does good stuff too. I'll overlook his impish mischief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134575

Day 2 starts off with a bang. It seems the actual horse is done fucking around. And that certain groups are forming...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134575
>Darling and Hound huddle for warmth
GAAAAAYYY

How does it works? Some randomizer site or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134593
Based spider has consistently done sweet fuck all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134588
Stuff like that is why I like less, he doesn't give a fuck and just does what he feels like. Plus he draws amazing stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134588
He is a decent artist in matters of skills, but he is and always will be a retarded cunt who thinks drawing retarded shit makes him a top kek comedic troll master, and that even if that was true that this would be a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134593
That Horse doesn't fuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134588
>less did Futa Cait Sith in less than 4 hours after it's reveal
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134593
Not long now...
Damn I feel the need to reread Battle Royale now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134593
this was an eventful day, that is one smart horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134580
>Japan lacks the west's hatred of furries.
I chalk that up to not being exposed to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134588
>Being so buttblasted about any one on 4chan funposting.

I for one appreciate the picture. He should have fused it with an amazon though. Wearing a collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134593
Come on you stupid cat, kill them with your smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134593

Night once again falls.

Suu is tired of not winning the Darling bowl, and the actual horse gets karmic justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134610
Fuck off Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134615
>Suu killing Mia
As it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134610
And walking a submissive helhound on a leash for maximum autist rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134615
>Miia
>Killed with a hatchet by Suu
Noooo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134615
>Cait Sith is going to win
YES
E
S
Furry victory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134615
Dammit Suu, she never got to use her spear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134615
GODDAMN Suu, calm down, you ain't no juggalo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134618
A Albino bipolar submissive hellhound.
Any one done that yet? Just personified autist butrage in one picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134588
>Not one fucking day
Was more like one hour, but yes, "forever and ever" until he draws something else and people forget or stop giving a shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134615

On the third day, two more die. RIP in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

So why is everyone mad about Cait Sith yet Polt has been relatively well liked for the longest time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134618
>>13134629

Add a lesbian dominant Kikimora with a vore fetish to go with that sub hellhound aaand we've successfully created a new type of chemical weapon: Shitstormium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134632
>Rach still being a lazy spider, doing fuck all and chilling out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134632
Who the fuck is Zhana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134632
Ilasa and Polt are badasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134632
>Darling dies
This fucking thing is rigged. I want my money back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134632

Uneasy alliances form. And the Cat Sith passes out.

>>13134636
Anubis/Dragon fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134632
Darling is with Miia now, rotting in hell and partying with Nazis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134632
Is Ranch just going to slack off and relax the entire time? Sounds about right actually.

[Anonymous No.]

MFW the horse wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134639

On the dawn of the 4th day, there is mercy shown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134639
>Suu and Ilassa tell stories about themselves to each other
You mean about how they MURDERED MY CASH COWS?
Murderers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648
>Anubisfucker stalking Polt
There's a shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648
Rachne, I love you, but what the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648

>Suu is dual wielding hatchets now

BAIL THE FUCK OUT GUYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648
>Rach being based again
Truly best girl. a little naive, but best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134633
Because, with a degree of mental contortion, we could sort of convince ourselves that Polt wasn't over the line.
You've got no fucking chance with Cait Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134639
>Anubis/Dragon fucker.
Then why isn't he called that? Where the fuck did Zhana come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134639
>Anubis/Dragon fucker.
From some story or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648
when push came to shove rachnee did not have it there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648
>Zhana stalking Polt
>Not his Anubis partner's corpse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134609
Pretty much. Their furry community isn't anywhere near as large or autistic as ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648

Four nights in and Rachnera forgets the most important lesson of all: never wander off alone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134659
No, he's one of our many anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134663
Llassa is a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134663

It seems this competition shall only last for 5 days. For the winner is....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
AHAHAHA
CALLED IT
FURRY VICTORY!

[Anonymous No.]

>pussy pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670

Oh wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670

Welp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
Cat Sith...
I'm just going to pretend based Kiriyama showed up out of the blue and killed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
Furry victory!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
the pity of Rachnee was misplaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134678
Great, now you can finally stop spamming that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134678

And here's the placements for anyone who cares.

Again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
>>13134678
This couldn't be any more perfect, actually sums up last thread perfectly, everyone explodes over a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>trial by combat has left Cat Sidhe the winner
>the gods are with her
I'm going to go away now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134678
Rigged as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134685
Naw.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate Cat Sith for one reason.

Furry aside, I cannot unhear it as Nyanta from Log Horizon, regardless of gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134685
Yes, with different guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134685
Yes. Use write- and drawfags this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134678
>based Cait Sith blowing the fuck out everyone
Cait Sith is now the master of mgg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134678
>>13134687
This is the future we chose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
cat's dont fuck around.

i wonder if cat sith's bring you dead animals as tribute just like real cats do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134685

How about doing one of these with drawfags and writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134692
Indeed.
Let the True Waifu Wars begin.
Be sure to put Pharaoh and Apophis on the same team.
Or not, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134691
>I cannot unhear it as Nyanta from Log Horizon
The dub version with the black man voice right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134698
"Albert killed Kenkou Cross with his dual-wielding skills. What a badass."
I can try writing custom events for you, bubs.

[Anonymous No.]

Cait sith is now in the wiki. The reactions have been much cvalmer than ours, though we are not alone in hating it. Along with furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134670
>Ilassa being useless
You could've been the chosen one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134697
She rapes mousegirls and harpys and then brings them to you to use

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134648
>sparing the furry

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134709
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cancer
Here's a link to the furry wiki page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134714
that sounds kind of cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134685
do it with MGs and their real versions, like a p'orc and an orc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134695
You ever been kicked at the speed of light?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134727
Borsalino please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134719
Fuck you too buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello Chicken Littles,
Just wanted to let you know the sky will not be falling today, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134685
You're wasting images you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134735
>>13134683

> Hating fun

You act like we'd be doing anything else right now. At least this is OC we can talk about and laugh at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134735
While I agree, not as much as the earlier "We're all gonna die!" posts of skeletons and Ron Paul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134734
The end of her tails looks like a controller

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134714
I could see Cait Siths being total bros.

>Pins down mouse girls and wants petted as a reward
>Chases off those Harpy bitches that harass you when gardening
>Provokes the hellhound across the street to take her attention off you for the sake of your pelvis

Real cats are dicks but nothing says the monster girl ones have to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134739
>"Fun"
>Wasting images
You are a comedian, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134739
>this is OC
>OC
You're a funny guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134742
I'd still kill it on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134743

Just tell him to use imgur or something god damn shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134591
>>13134600
>>13134605
>>13134610

irc pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134748
Yes but you also suffer from severe autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134743
>>13134745
Not him, but to be fair, would you rather we be doomsdaying more than we already have been?

Or would you rather talk about why desert girls are best girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134751
Samefag pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Post Cait Sith
>Get a laugh out of the thread going MAXIMUM ASS BLAST
>Eventually have to go to sleep
>Wake up
>Thread died
>Towards the end a bunch of complete faggots came out the woodwork
>lel epic backpedaling, trying to say how the Monster part of Monster Girls is icky, and that they only ever like the human bits
>Anything to avoid being associated with furries, right?
>Bunch more people whining about how one furry picture ruins everything forever
>But hey, new thread, fresh start, right?
>Pharaoh OP, cool, cool
>Going towards 400+ posts in a couple hours
>Still completely ass-blasted by the single, tiny, furry anthro-cat

Do you people ever get tired of being completely stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134758
Cool story bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134757

NoFunAllowed pls shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134758
>Downplaying the significance of furryshit now being a largely visible part of MGE
>Having an entire kingdom (Apparently)
>Implying this isn't an issue
Dunno, you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134755
>Not liking furshit makes you autistic.
Chris-chan please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134748
I bet you hate games with anthro mascot characters just because furries draw them on deviantart too, you don't have to fuck everything that moves you know.
>But it's a porn setting
Imagination is wonderful, luckily we have writers and artists around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134769
why dont we get some super soakers laced with holy water. and spray those cat faggots out of their castle. then we can put some explosives and burn it down like some irish car bomb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134755
better autism than furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134769
The furryshit has been part of the MGE canon for years now. People just ignored it. Now that one of them has a profile doesn't mean that you suddenly have to stop ignoring them.

And the Kingdom is for Cat Girls, period. Including more proper Cat-Girls, Cheshires in particular being noted citizens. Presumably there are also normal Werecats, Sphinxes, and who knows what other breeds yet undiscovered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134768
>fun
Why don't you people play fantasy football, instead of wasting images? How about that?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really see why you guys hate 'furry' so much.

You lot act as if a cait sith raped your sister and mother to death then stabbed your father in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134780

How about you stop acting like you're some kind of image police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134685
>Zhana
Wait.
The fuck? No, really, the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134781
Hello newfag, I see you're new to 4chan, please redirect yourself to reddit and stay there this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134758
I try, man.
Oh my god, do I try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134781
Whatever you say, furry-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134782
Why do you want to cause trouble for people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134773
Normally it's a coincidence, but on the whole I don't like anthro things with the exception of Redwall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134782
I wouldn't have to if you fucks would just use imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134792

I'm not, you're the one flipping your shit over images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134536
>Miia snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag

Business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

Cait Sith is my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134786
As much as I hate to say it, furry hate really is a perfect example of memehate.

There's also a distinction between the art, people that like said art, and people that think they're animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134758
Listen, I at least tried to veer the discussion.
>TFW nobody wants to go on Wild ARMs-esque adventures with a Pharaoh who's earned her Sheriff Star

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134758
No.
This is an underreaction.
All is lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134796
I'm not him. I'm just wondering if you understand that the number of images we can post is limited and that wasting them all will leave a thread without any images for hours and hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134575
>Slimegirl gets ill from water
FUCKING BULLSHI-
>Cerea cries herself to sleep
No, wait, carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134781

I told you. I fucking told you. >>13134320

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134779
>People just ignored it.
And thus fagots didn't have the knowledge to justify their bullshit. hell i didn't even know about that till Cait Sith came out.

Now you have a profile dedicated to furfaggotry to justify their crap which is as easy to find as browsing the mg categories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134802
That sounds fun.

Knight Blazer Apophis Form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134801
Anon, furry hate has been on 4chan for years, and for very good reason.

Remember when these threads had to defend themselves about how they weren't furry? And now you idiots are welcoming it with open fucking arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134810
>1/160 justifies any kind of bullshit
>1/160 means that everything that came before and will come after is RUINED FOREVER

Please tell me this utter stupidity will die in a few days at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134755

Furries choose to be complete fucking weirdos, autists don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134809
Then let's be clear: Furries will not be accepted here, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134816
It sets a precedent, faggot. What don't you get about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134811
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134804

This thread is already lost and nobody will care. Don't kid yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134111
>>13134114
>5. Beasts
>It is extremely rare for a mere beast to change into a monster. They will never change into monsters just from simply being showered with mamono mana. However, mamono mana reacts to love and lust, and it is extremely easy for it to become fused with those. For that reason, in the case of dogs and cats, etc. that are kept by humans and share a strong bond with their masters, a beast may change into a monster. Those who are called “cat sith” and “cu sith” may have a humanoid appearance, but their forms are entirely covered in fur. Compared to other beastman type monsters, their appearance and biology are closer to that of beasts. From the time when they were merely beasts, they had a love for their master strong enough to change themselves into beasts, and a bestial desire to mate as male and female. They want more than anything to mate with their beloved master and bear his children.

Now you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134823
The people in this thread when there's been a thousand posts since the image limit was reached will care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134811
She'd be more like Janus than Winchester, honestly.
Or Maya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134801
>memehate
Go back and yiff with your IRC buddies, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

There is so much baseless and undirected rage and hate going on here I don't even know.

I'm beginning to think you people enjoy being angry all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134825
Love so strong it turns them into a monster girl, loyalty and commitment right there. Not like those other monster girls that likely fuck 50 guys before they find their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134833
>Peter, get off the internet!
>NO! I'm almost starting to enjoy my anger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134553
>Implying I'd ever leave an Anubis' side in such a contest
>Implying I wouldn't go full-VENGEANCE on the Cait Sith

>>13134658
IRC

[Anonymous No.]

The demon lord supports and enables furfaggotry, their side is not the right side.
Cleanse their filth and their lies, cast them out from your heart, and push them back to oblivion forever.
I cry too for the task that must be done, for to love of our waifus means we cannot embrace them be done with them lest evil overtake the world.
I weep now, for the loss of my shirohebi, but my duty is far more important than love.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the cast of the 2nd Waifu Wars.

Place your bets now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134837
If love and devotion is what breeds these abominations, then I like inveterate sluts even more than I already did.
Take me away, succubi, all is forgiven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134837
This
Not slut mgs> Cait sith > slut mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
I thought you were doing writefags and drawfags. At least keep it thread relevant, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134833
Me? No.
I just write stories about grapesnakes and then cry when people argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134844
It is a sad day, but what must be done, must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
If you're not gonna imgur them, at least delete them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
>no Albert

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134852
>wanting to be cucked
Anthony pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
So many options to choose, but...
Nathan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134844

>yfw the paladins were RIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
>Cait Sith
>Again
I'd say the Dragon will win.
But it's pretty obvious at this point you're just trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134864
Can't wait for Traitor-kun to defend this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134862

Nope. Not indulging egos.

>>13134865

Nope. This is an imageboard and I'm using it as one. Whine all you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134755
Better sperg than fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134875
Somehow, I knew you were gonna be a faggot about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134844
Can't we just kill the furries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
C'mon Jinko/Junko!
Win this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
Where do you do this? Some site that randomize results?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134844
>>13134864
>Demonic Energy causes a few rare furries to exist
>You'll probably never see one in your life
>We can no longer have waifus! They support furry just by existing!
>Even though they're not furries themselves!
>And even though it's an extremely tangential connection, at best!
>But furry! Evil! KILL!
>PALADINS WERE RIGHT!
>No Monster Girls! No Furries! BURN IT ALL!

You people are just...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134883
what is google

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134880
we can, but the monsters make furries happen just by existing.

>>13134886
The odds of me getting lymphoma are small, but that doesn't mean I want lymphoma to stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134758
>cait sith gives furries a foothold
>furry posting begins
>we get shipped off to /d/ or /b/
>full on furry, futa, vore and other shit allowed
>threads die

You aren't thinking clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134874
One of the many traitors reporting in.
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134891
Nobody's thinking clearly today. Are you surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849

As soon as the gates open, the Crabman crowd form an alliance.

The Space Wolf prepares for the coming purge of heresy.

Anya forgets to be drinking the waters.

The Apophis and Moth-chan meet expectations.

Luka and Tentacle prepare for the worst.

Quetz-chan takes out her mortal enemy and OMH. Damn it OMH, you were our only hope.

Oh and Asterio gives the Wurm a nice bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134849
I bet on District 2, the world's most unlikely pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134897

>Apophis
>Explosives

Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134865
>>13134862
>>13134879

>thinking ELH would even think about being considerate and not a total faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134893
im not going to kill my cat if it turns into a caith sith, you nignog.

:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134801
>memehate
>not remembering the furry wars of old
>not remembering them invading threads and forcing their shit everywhere until they got shipped off to /b/ after /fur/ got axed

Newfag pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134891
McCarthy is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134910
>ELH
That explains everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134891
>1/160 means furries can come and do whatever they want
>Implying furries are really paying that much attention to the MGE
>Implying that any furfags it might draw in aren't already here
>Implying they won't just try and use this "Foothold" to justify talking about their shit from time to time
>Implying shitposts and common opinions won't shut them down just like yuri or monster boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134910

No one cares Aftyn. No one but you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134893
Embrace your inner paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134921
You actually think I'm Aftyn. How cute. Watching you rage at him in IRC is funny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134801
> being this new, not knowning mr.cuckerfuck banned all the furs in a bait board.

>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.]

>Meanwhile, someone posts Kitsune Cross' new profile on /hbg/
>It's a monsterboy
>Shitflinging everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134897
>Give Wurm a nice bath
>Wurm eliminated from the games because she fell asleep from the warmth, woke up, and left after forgetting what she was doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134897
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134926
>Monster Boy
I think the furry equivalent to /hbg/ would be a Monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134758
well with the fear that now shit posters have one powerfull weapon to bait and destroy threads on matter of seconds i think its a witle litle rational

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134844
>>13134864
>>13134871
>>13134880

YES! IT IS TIME! FOR A CRUSADE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134923
My course of action is convincing the monsters that this thing is an automaton created by the order, so it's okay to smash it to pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134935
That's more the fault of everyone other than the shitposters though.

Just ignore and report if it offends your sensibilities so. Is that truly so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134897

After the bloodbath there's a lot of exploring.

The Space Marine increases his arsenal while Apophis kicks the bucket.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that KC is considering adding Transformative, Gender-Swapping Body Suits to the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134918
>talk about their shit every once in a while
>abiding furfaggotry
>EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134940
Eh, I guess I'll take infighting over nothing.

Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134932
A sexy Donkey Kong boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134947
If this is true, I am fucking done.

Anyone want to jump ship with me to boatslut land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134946
>Both desert girls die
>Immediately
I truly cannot have nice things in my life, can I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134950
There's a lot of 'furry' and kemono art I find pretty good and jerk off to.

Deal with it nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134958
Delete that you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134918
>being permissive towards furries, yuri, AND monsterboys
You're a really big shitcase, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134962
No, boatsluts and 2hu are also shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134932
so a _this_

>>13134938
we need a song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134910
>>13134924
>>13134921


Well hello there, real Aftyn here. Would you all like me to read you a story?

Ahem

There once was a little shota in Red, on his way to his grandma's house...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134966
Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134962
It's not true. Basically KC saw it and said. "That's interesting."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134946

During the first night, two patriots sit down and chat about how to deal with the communist threat.

A party forms around the fire rat for warmth.

Cat Sith tells stories about how pissed /mgg/ is.

Luka talks to the one monstergirl that's too timid to rape him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134973
What the fuck is wrong with his right hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134950
I'm saying it won't be dumbass.
It'll get brought up.
It'll get shitposted into oblivion.
People will move on. Hopefully after just 2 or 3 hours in the future. This shit's been going on for 11 hours already.

It's a new shitstorm record! Unless you count the break roughly 3 hours in. In which case, 6 hours! Still a new record from the previous 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134978
Technically he said, "That's neat. Kinda hot. Wouldn't it be neat if, because DE..."

I doubt he'd ever make it actually canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134971
We do, just change pretty woman to monstergirl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134973
Go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134970
At least boatsluts aren't furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134969
See >>13134983
Also, slight error in my math. The "Break" lasted for about an hour, 3 hours in, out of 11 hours, which would mean it's since been going on for another 7 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134973


When all of sudden, a wolf-girl leaps out!

"Where are you going, Little Red Shota, and whats in the basket!?" the wolf-girl sneered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134979
Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134979
Despite the egyptian queens dying absolutely pitiful deaths, at least I still have Moth-chan to bank my hopes on.
And Nathan Explosion, who hopefully will protect his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134992
Did you commision someone for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134979

On the second day...

Reagan runs from a Native American.

Cat Sith doesn't get cuddled and thus dies.

Luka continues to fail at picking berries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134989
You can say that about a lot of things that are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134985
Not that he needs to. Those interested can probably find a way to bullshit it through the cursed equipment mentioned in setting material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135000
>The cat's dead
Well, at least it won't be a repeat victory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135000
Fucking Luka man, he's way too clumsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134992
>Desire Dungeon-tier monster grill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134947
you mean like this?
http://exhentai.org/s/c7bc84c372/508609-4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135000
>Nathan injures himself
Brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135001
True. But, come on, you wouldn't tap this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134962
I'm with you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134992

Little Red Shota was startled.

"I-I'm on my way to my grandfather's house to deliver some food! And I really shouldn't be talking to monster girls!" Little Red Shota whimpered back, before scuttling along side her and disappearing into the woods.

"Grandfather's house? I know a short cut there! I'll set up a trap for Little Red Shota and wait for him to arrive!" the Wolf-girl said.

[Anonymous No.]

The way i see it, its just 1 furry MG.

A single MG in MGE thats furry will not cause a stampeding mass of furries to come marching through the board unless you cause drama.

So those that are whining need to shut the fuck up before we DO get furries attracted to the drama as drama to a furry is like shit to a fly.

Cait Sith isnt going away so stop fucking whining already and start shitting on each others waifus like normal.

And if you dont like Cait Sith, ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135000

As night falls...

Luka tries to motivate himself. It does not succeed.

Darling gets tired of everyone's shit.

Love blooms between a Dragon and a Fire Mouse

A comet passes overhead and is very pretty.

Reagan doesn't like the youngster's hip new music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135011
>succubutt Nagato and Kongou
And here I was thinking that they couldn't be any more perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135016

Forgot image

[Anonymous No.]

Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxCqdJoo69s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135009
Yes, precisely like a DATE manga.

Though given this is KC and MGE, minus the "Kill a person and turn them into a transformation suit" bit.

They'd probably just be manufactured out of some donated material like hair, skin or blood samples, by the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134992
>"Look at that flesh. Pink and plump."
>"Hellooooo, little boy~."
>"So tender and fresh. Not one lump."
>"Hellooooo, little boy~."

Also good on you for trying to veer the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135026
im ok with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135019
>Dragon and Hinezumi bundle together for warmth
We need drawfaggotry of this.
This sounds like, the coziest. Fire Rat and Fire Lizard. What marvelous warmth it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135022
My main compadre

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135016
>>13135023
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

you know how in h manga sometimes in ntr the girl gets fucked by dogs , maybey you can have a situation where a human girl gets ntr and her lover gets raped by cait siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135016
>>13135023

The Wolf-girl made her way to Grandfather's house and snuck inside. She found her clothes and put them on. She was going to fool Little Red Shota and gobble him up when he arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135019

As it turns out, Luka got one too many pricks. No one is surprised.

MON Squad remembers who she works for.

Asterio is such an airhead she mixes up her drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135041
is his grandfather a crossdresser or a transvestite or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135019
>Luka thinks of winning
This was way funnier than it should've been.

>Killing Moth-chan's husbando
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135016
>shota
Of course it fucking is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135041
>Grandfather's house
>her clothes
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135045
Asterio you fucking dunce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135045

Hoping to please her new Dragon waifu, Fire Rat goes on a killing spree.

Mero is slain. She dies masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135057
>Jinko/Junko killed by fire rat
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135041

Little Red Shota soon arrived at his Grandfather's house.

"Hello Grandfather! I brought you some food!" Little Red Shota said as he approached the bed.

"But Grandfather, you seem different. What big yellow eyes you have." Little Red Shota said.

"Its all the better to see you with." The Wolf-Girl replied.

"But Grandfather, what big teeth you have!" Little Red Shota continued.

"All the better to eat with!" The Wolf-Girl sputtered.

"But Grandfather, what big breasts you have!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135045
>Luka gets pircked trying to pick berries
>Twice
>Sucks so bad at the Hunger games he has to fantasize about winning
>Beofre dying from not fucking doing anything
>Dies from his own stupidity, getting pricked by thorns
Oh. Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135011
Would rather tap Seaport Hime or Battleship Symbiotic Hime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135057

This just in: Reagan likes tentacles.

Hinezumi doesn't learn from Luka and gets hurt.

Dormouse meets expectations.

Darling attempts to claim a Dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135063


"All the better to smother you with!" The Wolf-girl cried out as she lunged from the bed and pounced on Little Red Shota.

Little Red Shota couldn't have been more terrified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135063
>"But Grandfather, what big breasts you have!"
>Don't trigger me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135057
>Fire Rat with Dragon Waifu
Drawfaggotry, pls

>>13135062
Kind of stings, don't it? Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135070
Darling got balls to go against a dragon and force it to retreat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135073
Not Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135057

Himezumi rampage ultimate attack, Level 3 Special Move (v > v > Punch + Punch)

>Becomes a raging ball of fire and kills everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135070

Dormouse continues to be a dormouse.

Ms. Dragon doesn't appreciate Reagan.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this Moth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135076
Okay. Was just asking cause I read his Vertex story and learned of his bitterness over Jinko-loss last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135071
Happy rape ending incoming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135026
Better than the Matango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135063
>"But Grandfather, what big breasts you have!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135041

> Literally says grandma kun
> Grandfather

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135072
>>13135087
Clearly he requires a manssier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135008
What's wrong with that? Not cosplay enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135082

It seems Dragon and Reagan are trying to kiss and make up.

Meanwhile Nyanon sheds a single tear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135097
done in by bedsores

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135015
Brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135097

It turns out Moths cannot swim.

Reagan was raped a little too hard by the Dragon.

Mrs. Smith is mad at Darling for not picking her.

Dragon cheats on Fire Rat with Tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135110

>Work together to drown Moth-chan

Holy shit this is brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135110

Lots of chasing today.

Also Tio dies. Sucks to be her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135071

The Wolf-girl mounted Little Red Shota, pinning his arms to the floor with her paws while her weight easily held him down. Hungry yellow eyes stared down at the quivering young shota. He flinched as she suddenly leaned down into the crook of his neck and breathed in scent deeply.

His legs kicked and flailed as he tried to free himself, but it did nothing but please the Wolf-girl even more. He inhaled sharply as a wet, hot tongue began to trace itself around his ear before she lightly bit down on his ear and nibbled on it gently, his crying soon turning to light moaning. The little shota soon felt furry digits glide down his chest and to his crotch and grasp him tenderly....


...before a passing woodsman burst into the house.

"I heard a Shota crying out in pleasure, and have come to save the day!" The woodsman explained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134097
I want someone to draw glacies snowflake hymen

[Anonymous No.]

>story gets to a cliffhanger
>author doesn't update for a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135117
Oh boy I expected this to happen. Poor shota cant get a rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135117

Make up your mind. Is it a grandmother or a grandfather?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135009
Just finished reading that. It's seriously disturbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>500 posts in
>already 107 images
>this fagot wasting images on his fucking game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135122
Which guy you talking about? Captain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135117

The woods-woman explained the dangers and social stigma against under age sex, and instead they all enjoyed the wonderful that Little Red Shota had brought. The Grandfather thanked them all, and the Wolf-girl and Little Red Shota all remained happy friends...till he turned 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135130
I wish he'd stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135136
the wonderful what
THE WONDERFUL WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135136
Alright, I did not see that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135130

> Whining about him
> Not all the reaction images and shitposts

k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135026
>>13134947

>any MG you fuck could just be some guy in disguise

He better fucking not

>but the gender swap is permanent!

HE BETTER. FUCKIN. NOT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135136
>>13135143

>all enjoyed the wonderful that Little Red Shota had brought

Yeah, that's a whole lot of Wonderful he brought there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135130
Like all mildly amusing things, he just had to run it into the ground. Should have left off at the end of the first game as a high note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135136
>They didn't tagteam the shota.
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135110
>>13135114
>Drowning Moth-chan
>Ganging up to drown moth-chan

That's when I turn into Asura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135147
He won't anon. It was just a silly musing he had, glancing at some shitty fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135140
I think you can report him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135116

Night 6
Ronald Reagan kills Mrs. Smith for her supplies.

Day 7
Quetzalcoatl attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
Darling ambushes Hinezumi and kills her.

Night 8
Ronald Reagan accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Day 9
Dragon dies trying to escape the arena.
Darling shoots an arrow into Tentacle's head.

For those paying attention, you know who the winner is.

Feel free to return to shitposting about furries and IRC drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135147
>any MG you fuck could just be some guy in disguise
What is Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135129
really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135136

Full ending, session closed out on my for some reason.

The woods-woman explained the dangers and social stigma against under age sex, and instead they all enjoyed the wonderful food that Little Red Shota had brought. The Grandfather thanked them all, and the Wolf-girl and Little Red Shota all remained happy friends...

...till he turned 18 and was immediately claimed by the Wolf-girl and had hours upon hours of raunchy sex and giving birth to many pups upon which they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135162

Something that only turns into a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135158

Either become a janitor or shut up. Global Rule 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135160
>Darling wins
As it should've been the first time.
Still mad the Egyptian Dream Team died on the first night. To a Tentacle and drowning of all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134947
I would be ok with that but it would ruin the setting a tad. That and i dont like body suit things.

But what do i know, im constantly called an alp for these opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135168
What about the woodswoman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135129
I thought it was hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135171
In all monsters of succubus family

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135168
What's the age difference between the Shota and Wolf? I mean, we know the wolf was AT LEAST 20 or so when she first met the shota, no girl under that has breasts that big and she was clearly of age, so how much younger was the shota? Specific ages for both?

I need to know for reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135172
>Global Rule 12
Does not apply, since he's not trying to impersonate anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135009
Date is best doujin artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135175

The Woods-woman probably kept interrupting people during their moment of passion and promptly informing them on safe-sex procedures.

>>13135185

I'd say wolf is 16-20, and Little Red Shota around 9-12

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135185
>AT LEAST 20 or so when she first met the shota, no girl under that has breasts that big

Back in highschool there were three girls in my classes that had massive tits for their age. In 9th grade they were all larger than many of the female teachers. By senior year the one was an F cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135189

Reporting for "Posting Standards" is pretty much the same as impersonating staff. It happened on /a/ and it's happening here again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135164
Bitter man makes a pact with a demon, sucks out peoples innards and wears their skin to gain their memories and influence others. Then cheats with a man while in a female skin and ensures that the mans girlfriend walks in on them, Then he kills the man and takes his skin. He then kills some more people and finnaly meets with the with the earlier girlfriend from the man he killed. He rapes her and then sucks her empty aswell.

Then it turns out that the demon used him This is why you never make pacts with demons to regain his powers by eating his victims innards. The demon then rapes him and destroys his memories after which the demon plots on expanding his power.

In my eyes fairly disturbing yes. Doesn't mean that I haven't read anything similar, on the contrary. But it fits nicely in the list.

>>13135176
Can't deny that, the art is good. But such stories kill the mood for me, so it's no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135116

This reminds me of Zafehouse diaries, damn. Actually, that could be kind of fun. Make a pool of MG survivors for the game to choose from and see if they can keep from tearing each other apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135171
And Liliraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135200
truth be told if I were in that guy's shoes id do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135168
I know cat girls are not very popular right now but, Aftyn, that story? You know the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135197
>posting futacat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134979
>Dormouse awoken by nightmares

That's slightly more depressing than all the other bad things happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135196
So best-case there's an 11 year difference between the two?

Glorious, I love it. That's really hot. I hope the Wolf tried to score some underage action when the Woodswoman wasn't around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135198
>pretty much the same as impersonating staff
No it's not, but go ahead, report him if you think you're in the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135196
So the Woods-Woman has some weird fetish about teaching people safe sex? I guess spending all that time in the woods by yourself gives you some odd tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135215
I'm still laughing at how fucking hard Luka failed at the Hunger Games.
Though he somehow survived longer than my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135172
You need to fuck off, because spamming images is not allowed on any board except /b/ and is a reportable offense, and it goes against thread etiquette as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135214
What?

>>13135203
>taking that seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

How easy would it be to bully a Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135136
>that grampa

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135251
Very. They are made for nice bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135251
>bullying kikis
>non sexually
>bullying kikis period

Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135241
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2592836
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2550237

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135251
Pretty easy.
>Tell her you've bought her a gift
>She gets really excited
>Tears off the wrapping paper
>It's a roomba

Later, you can double up by doing the same trick but put the roomba in different size boxes, or hiding it inside of another gift so she doesn't expect it.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You get home and find your daughteru has adopted a stray Cait-Sith! She asks you if she can keep her, and promises to take good care of her, feed her and brush her, and such.

The Cait-Sith is lounging on your couch, legs spread out and watching Spongebob, and is asking if you'll bring her some beer and a fish-sandwich, before meowing.

What will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

> It's a grey day in MGC
> Dark clouds and dark buildings, as far as she can see from the apartment window
> She glances at the clock again, twisting her big green claws over each other, apprehensive
> He's been out on that balcony for hours
> She's worried for him, like he'll catch a cold or something
> Should she go talk to him?
> But... he said to just let him think, with a dark look on his face that would have been cool if it weren't directed at her
> No, she has to go out, bring him a hot drink or something
> She's his wife, it's her responsibility, however grim the mood may be
> Dragonbreaths up some cocoa, adds some marshmellows, makes it as cute and lovely as she can
> Opens the screen door, steps out into the cold, grey afternoon
> It's drizzling, but it's like he doesn't notice. He's leaning on the balcony, cigarette in his hand
> There's about twenty in the ashtray beside him
> She hasn't seen him smoke for years
> Of course, it was attractive to a dragon when they first met, but she got him to stop after she read it's harmful to humans
> Didn't even know he had a packet secreted away somewhere
> "I... I brought you some cocoa, Anon," she says, offering the mug hopefully
> He doesn't look at her. Doesn't even react. Just puffs on the cigarette, gazing into the rain
> Her ears droop, and her tail curls up behind her, sadly
> Out across the city, there's still smoke rising from the riots last night
> Heard MGCFD drafted every ryu and undine in the city, but still, they could only do so much
> She almost wishes he'd reacted like that. Firey and decisive, like a dragon
> Not this slow, smouldering emotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135251

Imagine you playfully chasing with your Kikimora daughteru as she runs around the house while holding up her little maid dress so she won't trip on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135261

She's as much a futa as a MGE Cheshire. Meaning not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135261
>posting a shitty booru instead of pixiv

You guys are so lame sometimes.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48835749

I also wonder about her being futa. None of the other images even hint she's got a cock and balls. I think it's just a one-off he did, considering all the other futa in the stack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135268
> Steeling herself, she goes to stand next to him
> "Please, Anon, it's cold. Won't you come back inside? We can... talk about it."
> She doesn't even try to jiggle enticingly at him
> It's hard for an MG to learn that sometimes sex isn't the answer, but she's been with Anon long enough to know that right now is not the time
> "Talk about what? You lied to me. You all lied to us." He flips his cigarette over the side, and lights a new one.
> "Talking ain't gonna change that."
> "You said - you ALL said - you didn't have things like... that, on the other side of the portal. But here they are."
> His voice - her own husband's voice - is so bitter she almost wants to cry.
> "And so you think it's ALL a lie?!" she fires back, distraught
> "Did *I* suddenly sprout fur? Did *my* nose turn into a snout?"
> She can feel the tears welling up, she can't stand them being like this
> "I didn't lie when I said I loved you! I didn't lie when I said I wanted to you to be my treasure!"
> "Don't blame me because my world has these things in it, Anon! I didn't make them! I... didn't..."
> She trails off, choking back a sob. This is exactly the argument they had that sent him out on the balcony in the first place.
> He sighs, and shakes his head, melancholy
> "You just don't get it, do you?" he says, talking into the wind
> "You didn't see what this place was like before the portal opened up, before monstergirls came along."
> "You didn't have to sleep with the sound of howling yiffs echoing against your windows, every night."
> "You didn't see the autismbrigades screaming 'Fuck you I'm a dragon', tearing around the streets with 'Furphobia is racism' banners."
> "You didn't see the otherkin, the literal dogfuckers, the wolfaboo deviantards crawling like roaches from crevice."
> He draws a deep, baleful drag from his cigarette, the pain and loathing of memory etched deep on his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135263
Sell them both to some nice, faceless men. Leave the city. Start new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135275
> "And you, YOU, told me that monstergirls were different, that humanboys in MGC wouldn't ever have to worry about that."
> "But it was a lie, wasn't it? Because here they are. Fucking Cait Siths, man," he breathes. "You can't find that out, and be okay."
> She wants to shout, she wants to cry, she wants to hold him and love him and make it all go away
> To just turn the clock back to yesterday, like none of this had ever happened
> Salty water trickles down from her golden eyes, as she just pushes the mug of cocoa across the balcony towards him
> "I hope you will be okay, some time soon" she says, forcing a smile through her tears
> She turns back, to go inside. "And when you are, I'll still be here, waiting."
> "Because I love you, husband."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135272
>comparing autistic fanart and pics made by original author who created the character
Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135263
I'm still not sure what exactly a 'Cait-Sith' is.

Is it a normal cat given human intelligence or what?

My werecat daughteru keeping a pet cat that can talk and think like a person seems really strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135251
actually super hard because they're too sweet to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135282
It's a cat that walks on two legs and tries to fuck you.
Do you have a housecat? Put clothes on it and then have sex with it, that's a Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135288
Why would it try to fuck me?

Reminds me of catwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135278
>Abandoning your waifu and daughteru over a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135288
/k/ would love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135282
That's what a cait sith is >>13134825

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135279
What a faggot
I, for one, welcome our new furry overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135301

THERE HE IS! PURSUE HIM! BURN HIM ALIVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135262
>Not planning some accident to get her dirty
>Not saying it's your turn to clean up after her for a change, an dragging her to the bathroom
>Not pushing her into the shower as you strip both her and yourself
>Not pressing your body against her back as you scrub off all the dirt
>Not gently teasing her most sensitive parts with a rag, as if you're embarrassed to be cleaning such places
>Not just leaving her to finish cleaning herself, denying her anymore close contact with you.

Step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135298
So would this be a 'cait-sith?'

http://exhentai.org/s/4a060f19fe/792554-2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135305

You cant catch the cat sith.

You're too slow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135308
This looks the most Cait Sith-ish doujin. Especially the typical MGE sex drive
http://exhentai.org/s/4723971c28/591616-14

[Anonymous No.]

She was normal as far as I know, and she's just an original character, meaning there's no canon to her, is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135305
Come at me bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135321
Meant for >>13135280

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135279
>anon leaves
>almost every man leaves
>they never return, not even a letter saying hi
>the opposition to monstergirls rises
>men friendly to them are executed
>all because of one faggot cat
>there is no regret, only sadness

[Anonymous No.]

We need to travel back in time and warn everyone about Cat Sith before it begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135130
I like how you use quotes wrong. You probably reply to posts with reaction faces, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135335
You would know about it if you read the setting material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135295
>suffering furries or furry lovers/enablers
>EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135329
>Devil Survivor 2: The Animation
Why'd you post something from the shittiest SMT animu adaption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135335
I don't know why everyone is suprised a guy who tries to appeal to every shitty fetish would do a furry one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135335
We need to travel back in time and kill KC before he makes the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135335
But we knew it was coming already. Personally, I'm pissed because we didn't get my Hindu tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135320
That kind of dirty talk is kind of annoying.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind a cait sith.

Probably the only girl I could please with my tiny dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135329
Catch that cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135344
But all SMT anime adaptions a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135346
Technically you'd have to travel back to before the first world guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135268
>>13135275
>>13135279
>>13135332

10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135351
Hence "shittiest".

Digital Devil Story is the only good one, if it counts anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135348
>spoiler
There's lots of different kinds of fairys, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135348

Actually, you could please most any cat-type. Cats have much smaller dicks than humans proportionally and they're barbed, which isn't actually pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135341
Enjoying your first day on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135335
I can see that going well.
>that trio of spergs who thinks they can police what's discussed in the thread mark you as a troll
>that other autist who thinks everything i don't like = trolls marks you as troll
>somebody else just tells you to fuck off to /b/
>warning is forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135341
>people care about the quote system THIS much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135279
>Not just drowning your sorrows over the existence of furry in the bosom of your lovely draconian waifu
I'm with what someone else said, this guy's just a total fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135365
Who is to blame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135360
I'm pretty sure the only ones who complain about greentext is /jp/ natives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135348
Mamono mana faggot. Only a furry would want a cait sith. In which case, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135360
>>13135368
I remember when /jp/ looked down on this kind of faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135370

[Anonymous No.]

Dietrich's Adventure fucking when?

Still waiting on that brainless undead steamroller of anger and pestilence story route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135370
Why the hugbox mentality that pollutes these threads of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135373
>This thread
>Anything but /a/ in exile

Do you not know the story of how this sprang up as the biggest thread on the board overnight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135347
We got two Hindu Tits, hopefully we'll get more in the future.

Meantime, I hope that Cait Sith, with her profile mentions of such, is a precursor to a (Non-Furry) Bastet Profile. Though I'm not sure what that might be, given Sphinx is already an Egyptian Catgirl...

And then after that, y'know what I want?
Fucking Ammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135373
/jp/ looks down on a lot of people. almost to the extent they have a bizarre superiority complex over other boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135373

It still does, but MGG is fairly removed from the rest of /jp/. Not necessarily a good or bad thing, just how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135373
>Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135380
>Hippo, Crock, Lion demon
Another Chimera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135122
I'm working on it, really. Should have it ready within a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135370
Furries, for existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135391
Nyanon do it already before we rat you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135398
Charon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135358
Eh, fairies aren't my thing.

>>13135359
I'm aware of the tightness and depth of cat-cunt. Still, I'm small enough that I probably wouldn't ever give a 'normal' sized werecat a sensation of fullness or being stuffed.

So I need myself a tiny werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135388
That was then, this is now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYgRtCPAzqo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135401
Petite girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135401
Stretching~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135387
Chimera, or just a straight Egyptian Croc Girl, I'll take either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135401

I'm sure there would be plenty of shortstack werecats. Don't give up the dream, senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135404
Oh man that thumbnail reminded me of a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uJqtgBOZ4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135408
>Chocolate Egyptian Croc girl
>Tanned Australian Croc
>Pale American Croc who's petite
>Midget Camen

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu is busy dealing with something by herself at home one day, when she hears a death scream from afar that sends chills down her spine, regardless of how tough or deadpan she is. What scares her most is that she knows it's your voice.

Whats does she do to get to you as fast as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134111
>>13134114
I don't really have a problem with ONE furry girl in a setting with +160 profiles.

The problem is the shitposters she will bring. See that faggot drawfag doing shit "for the lulz xD"

[Anonymous No.]

>people still mad about Cait Sith

At least it he didn't make Gnolls with straight up dog snouts and giant futa pseudo-cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135408
We should get .Less to draw Sobec, since he's been doing Egyptian gods as of late

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135416
Fly as fast as she can. What's killing me anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135416
Probably crashes through all the walls in the way being a Wurm and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135401
>that bulge
It was always there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135416
She jumps in her mech and activates the wurmhole drive which is really just grabbing the closest wurm by the tail, and swinging them by it hard enough that you bash open a hole in space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135426

Stray bullet right in the heart.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135416
>Waifu finds anon to discover he isn't actually in danger
>He just screamed in horror after finding out Cait Sith exist
>She sighs before dragging him home by the collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135418
> futa pseudo-cocks.

psuedopenises aren't futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135435

This shit is starting to sound like some kind of cauculus formula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135435
Whatever you say, Bobby-boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135435
Sure they aren't.

Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135435
You must be fucking delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135439
Alright, how about this - why do you think it's futa?

Do you have something to go on other than 'phallic shaped?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135435
And the sun isn't combusting. Will it still burn like the clappers if I get near it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135437
(f)uta = (d)ick + (g)irl

(p)seudopenis = d*g/f

[Anonymous No.]

You've been conscripted into the army and have been put to work doing some grunt work for the order. On one of your patrols you see a suspicious looking trail heading into the forest. After following it you see a lamia lying unconscious in a clearing with large sword wounds across her body.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135435
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
Spill spaghetti, and use it to bind the wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
>Going alone into the forest
Dumb dumb dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
Use my medic training to do what I can to help, and hope it isn't a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
How deep are these wounds? Can we do first aid or is this a lost cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
Stabbity stab, just as the order preaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135377
Probably when I get my computer back on friday anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135452

I don't even like futa, hell, this whole thing is retarded but honestly, is that all you ever type? It's not exactly convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
Discuss about pseudopenis

[Anonymous No.]

>KC said he was gonna do some girls that were more monster than girl
>expected more stuff like tentacle
>get feline aids

Truly, this world must burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
She looks pretty regal
She is the queen of that new cat dimension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135467
>>>/d/
>>>/y/
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135466
Speaking of which, what do you want updated, the story or the greentext?

The next part of the green text was going to be him finding another companion, not sure what it should be though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135476
>tentacles
Disgusting
I would rather Cait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135479

Again, not convincing. You can't tell me that this argument isn't dull and boring. Nothing will change.

But by all means, accuse me of liking futa, I guess. I mean if you bat a thousand times you'll surely hit sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135448

(p)seudopenis = d*g/f

Anon's (F)ury = ~10 Angry posts/second (constant)

(A)non's pacience = F/p % calmness

(B)ait = [(f+p)*g] Shitposts/second²

(S)hitstorm occurence probability = (F*B)/A %

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
Depends. Is it an echidna? Anyways, I will slowly approach and poke it with a long stick from a safe distance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135478
Just one of their people I think, their queen will likely come later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135476
the whole ordeal has left me lackluster and morose....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135490
This is surprisingly accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135489
>nothing will change

That's right, pseudopenis will be hated here till the end of days so get the fuck out, we don't have to explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135493
the only real ordeal is to watch you folks sperg around

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135492
Then why she has scepter and crown?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any other good monster girl media besides Watashi wa and Monster Musume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135499
Get to sperging or be called a furry sympathizer. Or get out, we don't need anyone who would tolerate that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135498
You're about the only one really complaining about it.

Most people just ignore what they don't agree with. Hell, people are often silent on what they do like as well.

I know there's a couple people that like the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135507
theres mgq and vh if you are into hard femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135507
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135507

You sound like you haven't read 12Beast. Shame translations are dead for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135416
>>13135432
Takes flight
Then takes me the nearest Lich as soon as she finds me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135511
>only one
>implying all those replies were me

Later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
>filename
you made it worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135507
Gate jsfd
Rosario vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135498

I'm not saying not to hate it, I'm saying that you're just wasting your time perpetuating the argument. You're essentially spinning your wheels until the guy stops posting, for the fifty-millionth time.

I mean if that's important to you for whatever reason, more power to you. But really, there's no point in posting "fuck off" every time you see something you dislike. It just doesn't mean anything, and if you're the same guy, I've seen you do it a lot. It's just an empty phrase. It won't dissuade the people you hate to stop posting, hell it'll do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135512
>if you are into hard femdom
Gross.

I still enjoyed MGQ a lot for the plot and characters.

>>13135514
Oh, yeah, should've mentioned that. I've already read everything Okayado has made so far.

>>13135513
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135525
See >>13135517

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
I'm sorry, looks like I got to put ol' scales down.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what's the best type of monster girl and why is it lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135532

I didn't say it was you, I said if it was. It also doesn't change a thing. The argument is still pointless, as is the phrase. It's a stick with no carrot and it only riles them.

I'm on your side, believe it or not. I want what is best for these threads too, and I don't think futa belongs here. We just have different ways of meeting that end, I guess...

Anyway, have a glorious day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
The same thing I always do.

Poke it with a big stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135540
Coil cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135540
I wouldn't say best, but they're certainly great and one of the most popular ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135540
full body cuddle thats why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135348
Or alternatively you could become a member of the Sabbath. That or you realize that MG don't care since they know that once you turn incubus all your problems will be solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135540
I've loved catgirls since I was a little kid but I'm starting to really like lamias now.

[Anonymous No.]

More limbs = better cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135552
>sabbath
>incubus

This ain't MGE. I put a more 'realistic' and contemporary spin on my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135559
that is one of the few mge monsters i would actually attempt to fight and or flee from

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135559
Rember, Oomukade can do squats by coiling like a spring.

They gonna get fit for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
Quickly looking around me before doing whatever I can to patch her up. I'll assume that the order atleast teaches some basic first aids to it's grunts.

I'm honestly not sure what else I could besides that and trying to get her help, which has a large chance of ending badly for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Spend half a year telling people who think Monster girls are not furry to fuck off
>Spend half of that year explaining how monster =/= furry
>Cait Sith happens

aw man i don't know about you, but that's unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135545
>>13135548
tfw you will never be coil cuddled by a lamia

well, unless someone opens a portal to an alternate dimension
... or invents a proper virtual reality device
... or masters lucid dreaming

not sure about that last one though

>>13135559
ewwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135571
The last one is by far most likely. Anyone can learn to lucid dream within a few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135561
That doesn't remove Baphomets, devils etc from existance. Unless your headcannon consists solely to cause self loathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135582
Familiars are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135582
Sure it doesn't, but things like magic potions and demonization don't occur. There's no spirit energy or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134111
>>13134114
Good thing I wasn't in a particularly good mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135590
That they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135577
I think it's pretty hard to maintain your lucid state. I always wake up shortly after becoming lucid.
Then again, I haven't tried this in some years. Maybe I'll give this another whirl for the sake of cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135571
>>13135577
what's the point if deep down i know it's not real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135616
Practice makes perfect.

>>13135620
That's why I don't do it. That doesn't mean that lucid dreaming isn't worth learning though. There's plenty of other things you can do in a dream world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135570
One furry among Monster Girls doesn't make all Monster Girls Furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135570

>Spend half a year telling people who think Monster girls are furry to fuck off

That what you meant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135570
Whatever you say, Bourbino.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we all quit focusing on the new girl and instead discuss...uh...let's see.
For starters, How does one write about a Mimic Ryu joining the party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135646
>a Mimic Ryu
A what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135620
better fake coil cuddles than no coil cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135657
Got confused but he means Mimic/Mime class, like from FF5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135646
>mimic ryu

Son, suspension of disbelief goes only so far.

>thinking his shitstorm will be over anytime soon

It'll take about six months before things go back to normal, and that's IF KC stops being a faggot and this girl ends up being the only one, an odd girl our, sort of like alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135646
Comically. With her imitating one of the other party members for shits and giggles, causing confusion and hijinks before being revealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135669
Well, the Mimic of the group's already been established as being a Ryu, so...

Like, it's an art form exclusively from Zipangu or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135663
>Mimic/Mime class, like from FF5
As if Ryus weren't overpowered enough. That's some pure, grade A cheese right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135646
Have her show up a a bar, or something, and have her mime the various characters perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135680
That might work.
I also thought of a few things, like:
>Master Zipanguese Mimic challenges anyone to last some duration of time against his apprentice and daughter, a Ryu
>The team takes on this challenge and nearly fails, due to reasons including but not limited to:
>medusa getting knocked the fuck out with her own goblin punch
>The white mage giving up due to not contributing anything offensively
>Apophis getting electrocuted
>Echidna literally starting a cockfight, and losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135143
THE WONDER ONE DOUBLE O

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135703
So who was able to beat her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135687
See, under normal circumstances, Ryus with anything else would be incredibly OP.
But Mimes can't do anything that somebody else hasn't done in front if them, so she's not as OP as you'd think.

R-Right, guise?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate myself for liking things that don't exist, like monster girls, so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>Centcomm dude gets murdered
>Geneticist gets idea to make it look like he is still alive
>Give myself his name, implant and try to look for his clothes
>lol captain decided to tell centcomm what happened
>Wife comes, oh shit I am a daddy
>Wait no she is dead
>Go back to work in genetics
>Find out that my coworker is a vampire
>Steal his backpack on the shuttle
That round was a dissapointment

[Anonymous No.]

Just don't make a new thread once this one dies.

Just let it all die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135756
What's your ckey, anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135752
Indeed. Ultimately we'd be better off and yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135756
Wrong general, I think what you want is in /tg/

Also
>Fucking vampires man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135742
I want to say either the knight, who held back his strength knowing what would happen if he did otherwise.

Or the Wurm, whom the mimic had seen and personally observed in the forest some hours prior.

Technically, they only had to survive against her, not beat her, as far as I had thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135759
That stupid post hasn't worked the last ten times you've done it and it won't this time either. How about you quit being retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
Not gonna lie. I'd probably pet the shit out of one if it had soft enough fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135756

>Playing Monstergirl Station 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135770
>For Petting Purposes Only
This makes me laugh more than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
Cute but not fuckable.

Would take as sidekick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135777
petting them reeeeeeeal good.

**in b4 kc adds something that says the more you fuck it the more human it looks like the werecat version of a wight.**

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135828
>Added clause
I'd still shiggy diggy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134114
It's just a cute MG with lots of fur, I don't understand the shitstorm. I'm going to keep posting cute MGs and one new one isn't going to affect that

>>13135828
Getting your chans mixed up with spoiler tags, friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135828
>Loopholes
I sense that may happen
Christ, the thread has died

[Anonymous No.]

>Love Polt
>Hate Cait Sith

aight

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hello there young man, I am Sister Young. Is the woman of the house here?"

>"Oh dear, you're single you are? Hmmm, I'd love to marry you, but converting husbands right now won't help me meet my quota this month of Fallen Demon Souls. Oh dearie me, what to do..."

>"Is the cat of the house here?"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Cat Sith some fancy feast and pat it telling her how much of a good cat she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135854

There is no cat here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a cat
>Everyone in your family loves the cat
>One day, come home to find beloved family cat has gone Cait Sith
>She's all over your son
yfw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878

Things just got _personal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
remove cat from premises

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
See if she'll turn back with enough abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
I rub it's nose in i- I mean, I pick it up by the scruff of the neck and tell it off for turning into a Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
Tell her that my son had the unfortunate ability to be taken by another, and if she were to find her all over her lover, things might get hairy
If she doesn't believe me, call the neighbours daughteru who's had a crush on my son for ages and if his best friend to come over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
I'd tell her that she'd have to use the normal toilet from now on.
I'm sure as hell not gonna clean up after anyone with functioning hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135855
I want to try and sneak up on a Kunoichi with a group of friends to try and unmask her.

Alternatively,
>You will never be raped by a Kunoichi wearing a ceramic smiling mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135899
...I'm sorry I couldn't understand a word you just said.

I think you got a number of nouns and pronouns mixed up, among other errors.

English not your first language? Or are you just drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135908
I understood the entire thing, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
Well, she gets pants, a shirt and belly rubs with no lewd.

A cat is not fine unless it's a were-cat or cheschire

Are you tired of having your cats going furry?

Sad that your once adorable dog is now a humanoid with a snout?

Then try out the Sabbaths new Humanoid Potion!

100% guarunteed to turn your furry abomination into a were-cat/dog without any fur but on the top of their heads, paws, tails and ears.

Sabbath Human Potion, letting you give your good girl a treat without the mental agony

Warning, Sabbath human potion has been know to lead to spontaneous estrus periods, speech patterns that include wan/nya, weight gain, spontaneous elfification, and wandering kidney

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135908
Tipsy, yeah. Let me reword it
I'd would tell her that my son is taken, and if she doesn't believe me, I'd call over my neighbours daughteru who's had a crush on my son and is also his best friend to come over
Savvy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135908
I can understand it. Are you that guy who sperged out a few threads ago?

[Anonymous No.]

i just got off work, did I miss the shitstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135908
It really wasn't hard to get what he meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135917
>>13135923
I could get the gist, but it was still pretty bad.

>>13135922
Still a tad off, but better, can understand it much more clearly now.
Clever plan. Childhood Friend better than clingy pet anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135924
Kind of, it seems to have moved into the "begrudging acceptance" stage.

It'll be ignored except for shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

CAIT-SITHS ARE FOR CUDDLING AND OWNING ONLY

THEY ARE THE ANSWER TO WANTING YOUR OWN PET CATGIRL

PLEASE DO NOT DICK THE CAIT-SITH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135924
Yup. After about 12 hours of nigh pure shit-flinging, end-of-the-world crap, it's calmed down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135888
You mean it's time to beat the pussy up?

Luckily, no one will ever film themselves beating up a sphinx girl as she calls for HALP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135933
I'll reword it a third time in a more understandable manner
Tell the cat to buzz off or I'll call my son's crush/best friend to beat her up
Savvy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135938

>Always two, the Sith are
>A Nyaa and a Wan

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think little Monster Girls would avoid that one creepy house on the corner, that's owned by that crazy old lonely cait-sith man?

Really lonely Human Boys would probably have a lot of Cait-Siths laying around their house, as they meow, claw up his furniture, and beg to be petted and fed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135935
>begrudging acceptance
for me its just listlessness as I attempt to drink away my sorrows from having the world I have build up in my mind crumble down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135961
and to fug xDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135954
...well that's quite different from what I imagined.

I just thought you'd get her to accelerate the Childhood Friend Route to NTR him right out from under the newly transformed cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135971
>Having the world I have built up in my mind crumble down
The furries like Cait Sith have been in the setting for years now. If you'd already been ignoring them in your headcanon, there's no reason to stop doing so now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135918
>Wandering kidney
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135961
>Old man with a fat Cat Sith that sits in his lap, eyes closed and purring as he watches his game shows

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135971
This
I have raged and wailed and gnashed my teeth to exhaustion and now it's just a hollow, sinking emptiness as my little bubble of sexy escapism comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
>>13135978
> there's no reason to stop doing so now.
Sure it is.
'Cos now they're all up in yo face as opposed to quietly packaged away in a footnote somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135976
Well that is the general idea, but I had to make it so you'd understand it more, so I butchered the plan
This is your fault, Anon. We could've had a Childhood friend wining the sonerubowl, but instead you couldn't read. This is why you don't question drunk people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135971
>tfw I'm still thinking about the desert
>Talking about finding a grapesnake in the depths of her abandoned dungeon
>With only the sound of her singing Moondance to fuel me through fighting beasts and long-dead things alike to get to her
Nothing different here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
How many ways were there to skin a cat, exactly?
Let's find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135988
I understood it fine the first time, just wanted you to clean it up a bit, which you did quite well with the second version. So the third was quite unnecessary.

Besides I'm sure she could still go and win the sonerubowl after beating up the interloping cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135996
>With only the sound of her singing Moondance to fuel me through fighting beasts and long-dead things alike to get to her

I am fascinated and intrigued by this fantasy.
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135985
>Little Monster Daughterus playing baseball in a backyard
>Ophy tries her best to hit the ball, but strikes out
>Wurm goes up to bat, swearing vengence for her fallen snake friend
>Hit the ball as hard as she can
>Goes over the fence and lands in that Old Cait Sith Man's lawn
>All the kids gasp, that was there only ball
>After murmurs and debate, they decided Wyvern would be the girl who'd try to recover the ball
>Too scared to fly, she looks around nervously, before slowly and quietly inching herself on the lawn, and step-by-step making it to the ball
>Right when it's nearly in her grasp, she notices a big blur hop out of the old creaky doorway
>A big fat Cait Sith runs towards the Wyvern, hissing and bearing her fangs
>Wyvern freaks out and flies just out of the Cait Sith's claws
>Flies and cries her way home as she hears the old man in the doorway yell
>"YOU DAMN KIDS, STAY OFF OF MY LAWN!"
>The rest of the kids cry too, now short a ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135984
http://radiopaedia.org/articles/nephroptosis

Is it worth it Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135986
This too shall pass, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135986
>All up in yo face
Anon it's one profile out of 160.
He might do one more for dog-girls.
Those are the only two mentioned in the settings. They're all there will ever be in all of the MGE, if he even does a dog.

It's far from "in yo face".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135978
I always rationalized it as anons making shit up but now I can't do that anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135854
I don't own a cat. But why don't you come in for a drink. You can tell me about that church of yours and yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136020
>Just being ignorant of stuff from the books
And you can't continue to ignore things because...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136002
But you said it was off, so I thought you still didn't understand
Anon, I'm drunk, alright? When a drunk person says something, you just nod and run with it
You don't say "i don't understand" because of course you don't bloody understand. And you know why? BECAUSE THEY'RE DRUNK
Back in my day, when a drunk person told you the meaning to life, you just nodded and agreed. When they tell them the equation to necromancy, you act intrigued. You don't say "I don't understand". Who bloody says that? What do you think this is, modern physics? Mathematical equations? Gravitational discovery and repulsion?
You run with it, Anon. That's what you do. You run with it. When a group of people are runing away from something, you don't say "What's going on?", you run with it. RUN WITH IT, ANON! YOU RUN WITH IT! The Wurm'll get you if you don't!
You idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is your favorite Zelda oriented monstergrill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136034
Not him but calm down you drunkard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136034
I don't understand.

>>13136035
Midna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136034
>When a group of people are runing away from something, you don't say "What's going on?", you run with it. RUN WITH IT, ANON! YOU RUN WITH IT! The Wurm'll get you if you don't!

I'm sorry to interrupt you but that sounds like a good way to join a lemmingesque mass suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136034
I get you man.

Now, one large fluffly tail, or serveral smaller less fluffy ones?

[Anonymous No.]

So when will .less draw Cait-Sith and Clare going at each other mercilessly?

Please .less, bonus is they were both originally Anons and one Alped into Clare, and the other put on a Cait-Sith suit, couldn't take it off, and fused with it switching genders and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136009
>Old man gives them a cross look, holding the door so the catsith can get back in.

>Everyone know that the catsith chases off any girl who sets foot in the old mans yard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136055
I'm not sure it's possible to fit all those thread-enraging details into a single image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136055

>going at each other mercilessly

What do you mean? As in disputing for who gets to be the Alpha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135854

Stop using my waifu to promote shit you ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, Okayado's a Gundam fan, who kn-Oh right Lala.

Also what's happening on the 13th?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136004
>Being a treasure hunter in the wastesands
>You find the entrance to another ruin late at night and set up a tent a distance away from it
>You start to close your eyes, comfortable just enough with your warmth in the cold night to let sleep take you
>When suddenly you hear a voice
>Coming from outside of the tent
>"Well I wanna make love to you tonight~"
>"I can't wait til the morning has come~."
>You stick your head out from your tent
>Looking cautiously to see if there are any unwanted marauders around
>When you hear the forlorn voice again
>Coming from inside the ruin
>"And I know now the time is just right~"
>"And straight into my arms you will run~."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136010
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136085
How enticing. I have to admit, there is a fascinating appeal to it, even without knowing it's a Grapesnake of all wonderfulness singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136049
One large tail because it's a pillow and pillows are soft
When your drunk, and you wake up with a bad hangover due to excessive drinking, a comfy pillow is your best friend.

>>13136046
That's why you be the last one. If you're the first in line , you're the first to die
Hundreds of people running away and jumping off of cliffs because, well I don't know, I'm drunk, and if you're first, you can't stop
Because if you stop, the people who are behind you had too much momentum that when they slow to stop, they might hit you. Then you have a domino effect
But if you're last, you're safe. Sure, the Wurm might get you, but sacrifices, savvy?

>>13136040
That's another thing! People telling drunk people to be calm. What the Samual L Jackson reading the bible on top of a Dragon is wrong with you? You don't tell drunk people to be calm. That's like telling crazy people that is crazy
Back in my day, when you told a drunk person to be calm, you got a face full of glass and wasted scotch or whiskey or beer or, fuck, cider? Who drinks cider? Wait, I'm drinking cider. Is that cider?
It's whiskey. I think that's whiskey. It's bppoze
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Who tells drunks to be calm. Idiots. IDIOTS tell drunks to be calm. Masochists who want a face of glass, or plastic, or metal!@ Or ceramic, for you Sake drinking nerfhurders.
I'm not even drunk, I'm just drinking alcoholic beverages which may have alcohol in them that I've been drinking all day. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136095
Any monster singing this with some fun yet a hidden sadness at the potential of remaining lonely forever is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135971
>the world I have build up
Are you KC?

If you're THAT dependent on one author's iterations for creative thought, you deserve all the sorrow you inflict on yourself.

>>13135986
You too.

I'm long past giving a shit about how much people will go so far as to claim this is MGE General half the time but you really have no one to blame but yourself if this actually affects you personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136106
Then clearly it is our mission to ensure that they are left far from lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136087
Then feel free to use it, along with our other fine sabbath products

and that's how Anon got a tubby were-cat the ends her scentances with Nya and sleeps in his lap

[Anonymous No.]

>Night of the Lepus
>w/ Monster Girls

The things the mind thinks of when bored out of it's mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I am hot and bothered right now. If I shouted
>"First girl who gets here gets to own me as a husband!*"
What Monster Girl would come running to my door first?

Obvious exception made to Matangos, Akname, and other shit-tier Monster Girls, who will be rejected on sight, and the award given to the next most-qualifying girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136137
That lonely holstaur from next door who watches you sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136137
Cait Sith, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136137
Whichever girls have the best hearing and the best speed, or whichever just happenstance might be in front of your domicile. Maybe a wolf variant or a harpy. They both have senses and speed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136137
Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136147
>Anon walks out and shouts this.

>Professional Sumo Blue Oni jogging in front of his house when he does this.

>Shouts "Deal" and carries him into his house without pause.

You asked for it anon, have fun with the champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136149
>Blue Oni
Best Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136149
Eh, I'll take her.

Is she nice and looks good?

[Anonymous No.]

Stronk Monstergirls acting girly and fragile, yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
No. They can girly, but haughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
When their with or near their crush?
Absoluitely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136055
Now I want to see it made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
Yes. I love that dichotomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
It's always cute. Yay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136035
You posted her. Fi is love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
Jinkos with a Sakaki Complex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
Hell to the yes, they ARE girls after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136166
>not Saria
>not Malon
>Not Din

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136154

She's on the heavy side, obviously can't be queen of the ring of you can't back it up. Her face is fine though, the powers of DEMONIC ENERGY giving her pouty lips and pretty mug fit for a girl half her size.

She also wears thin rimmed, black glasses So she can read or watch TV with you when she isn't training or doing light cardio (gotta keep the heart strong)

She's a little on the quiet side but let's you know what she's thinking when it's neccessary.

She's quite wild in bed or when drunk though so watch out and expect cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
It's cuter than cute so yes.

>>13136118
Pray tell Tiny Tanuki, what other sabbath products do you have to hawk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136169
>Big girl, excels at numerous things
>Everyone thinks she's 2cool4them
>Actually kind of a dork
>Just wants to hang out and play with cute things
>Cute things hate her though
>And no one wants to hang out with her

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Dragon react to my small collection of dragon statues and such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136166
My nigga.
>>13136180
>No mention of Veran
Fucking Capcom ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136193
She'd demand you to have a few of her made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136191
>That moment when a boy teases how he finds it cute how dorky she is
>She doesn't show it so easily
>But she develops a crush on him
>And she will have it fulfilled

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136202
Ah. Feels like home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136155
Absolutely precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136196
It shall be a struggle to find a suitable artist.
And quite pricy on top of all that.
But it must be done.

Fuck. Now I actually want to try.
Double-fuck, I'm once more reminded I'll never have that wonderful Anubis statue...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136205
Why not both?
And why not commision one statue of them posing in the shower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136181
She sounds flawless, 10/10 would cuddle

Man, randomly shouting for a waifu to marry you seems to work very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136205
If you've got a Dragonfu I get the feeling that price in such matters would fly right out the window. Do it for her, and not just because she'll lend you her credit card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136204
>get fit
>fuck her till she can't move

>git gud at sex
>find all her weak spots
>same as above

That's what a gentleman does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136187
Last product before this one was our Maximum Strength Pregnancy Potion.

Giving you and your waifu all the daughterus you can handle with but a sip and some action in the bed.

Warning: MSPP is ment to be taken at its recommend dosage and nothing more.

Taking larger doses can result in broods of five, eight, or fifteen kids at once.

Recent studies have also found that action at large doses can reach near holstaur levels in the expecting mothers.

Side effects also include sudden heats, nausea, arrousal lasting from one to town hours, spontaneous alping, and the sudden urge for potatoe skins.

Also, please stop giving multiple bottles of this to stage 2 alps. I've seen one who had twenty three kids in her before she reaches stage two and it was not a pretty sight.

Even if it was hilarious to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136207
Well, of course I could always get an Anubis sculpture, but I just feel sad, missing out on the one that exists already.

And still the problem of finding an artist who does such things on commission. And nah, that's too pervy. Already going to get a poster made of the Dragon in the hot spring...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136214
*3

At the end.

Brain shut down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136209
Well, even if she wasn't paying, no price is too much for her.

Still the problem of finding an artist who does such things on commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136212
Even if you get fit, she's also fit and like a foot taller than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136216
>too pervy
>yet anubutt with a tail plug in a maid uniform is A-okay
Dragonslut plz
A statue of that would be fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136223
Everyone has a price, and it's not like you'd be asking the to do anything they're morally opposed to/don't like doing. I doubt there's any artist you COULDN'T commission if you threw sufficient dosh at them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136227
Which is why you find her weaknesses and exploit the fuck out of them.
Even Achilles had his heel.

[Anonymous No.]

what is /mgg/ opinion on pregnant monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136235
Greatly loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136235
Isn't that the end- well, midgame plan?

[Anonymous No.]

don't mind me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136237
Blue board, dunce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136208
Enjoy her anon, just be ready when wants to make the sumo junior league champ with you or wher her lonely red skinned sister from a lower weight visits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136235
Wonderful.
>Your newborn daughteru will never fall asleep in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136228
Hey, that wasn't drawn for or requested by me.
But it was very nice regardless.
Too pervy for a statue still. Well, unless it was just her, in a maid uniform, blushing and averting her gaze, with two tails curiously enough...

>>13136230
Eh, I dunno. My experience, most artists, at least ones I'd be interested in asking, just kind of deflect or ignore such requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136227
I think that girl is my height. Not all of here are 5'11 manlets, manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136235
Well it's not a fetish of mine but I'm not going to stop having sex with her while we're making daughterus if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136230
As someone who's done this sort of work before on mecha projects, I can say it would be a very pricy endeavor.

>$450-$800 for the 3D model work in .zbr
>$600-$2000 to print the master in 1/12 to 1/6 scale
>$300 minimum molding and casting materials
>$100-$200 for a pro paint job

The smartest thing to do would be to offer kits because they only cost about $20-$30 to produce after the development cost is done. That will defray the initial sunk cost. Sell them for $100 apiece and before you know it, you broke even or maybe even made a few bucks.

But making one and exactly one is the height of stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136251
I'm 5'11". 5'11" is average height. Your opinions are skewed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136240

Good job denying your dog free will over his own tastes, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136258
>Manlets seriously believe this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136260
I'd rather be average height than an outlandish gawky fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136259
He licks his ass and sniffs asses, his opinion is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136256
Well, isn't it generally the right of the artist to do such things?

I just want mine, what he does with the production materials afterwards is beyond my concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136262
But Anon, 5'11'' isn't average for a man. That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136258
Well' I'm 6'4 so fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136260
well meme'd friend ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136262
>Outlandish and gawky
It's like you can't project your jealousy hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 5'9".

I am the shortest guy I know.
Face facts, anything short of 6' is pure manlet territory.

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/ pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136265
http://www.theaveragebody.com/average_height.php

Two seconds in google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136272
5'8'' here, pure manlet status. I won't make excuses either, 6ft or higher is what you need to not be a manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136276
They do height operations in China, don't worry brah, you can make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136264
No. The 3D artist won't want to fool with production. They want to get paid for their time. So does the caster, the painter, etc. The man who directs the project has to be the one in love with it because nobody else will take the risk.

You can also defray costs by doing things yourself. Like I can sculpt in Zbrush and Maya so I never have to pay modelling fees. I can also cast short run but it doesn't save a lot of money and it eats up a lot of time. I do always like to paint myself though. I'm pretty good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136272
>>13136280
>All these people thinking their short and
>Tfw 5'5"
I-I hope that makes you guys feel better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136256
>But making one and exactly one is the height of stupidity.
For the modeler if he's intending to turn a profit off of a single sculpt, sure. Thing is, we're talking about both love and art at the same time here, and rich people have been known to do stupid shit for either one, let alone both. Is it worth it to spend $1500 minimum for a one of a kind gift? Maybe if you've got a gorillion dollars in your shared hoard it is, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136291
You're either gonna alp, or get turned into a trophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136291
It does, now I can say I'm 5'7" with no regrets.
Suck it, manlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136291
But Anon I want to be short so I can be cuddled by a tall girl.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13134097
Have something you want done by a write or drawfag? this is the time to ask. http://pastebin.com/pqeR6Nd5

Let's keep tying to summon recapanon, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136295
>>13136299
Shut up, I was raised in a short family!

>>13136300
See, this Anon knows what's up. at least there's a benefit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136299
We share the same height, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136293
If you love it enough to make a single version, to replicate it for others to enjoy at least enough to break even on your cost is a pretty small matter. The hard part in all this is always creating the master.

Even Remington made enough Bronco Busters to cover his expenses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136302
I can tell you already what the recap is going to be about and how short it's going to be and why.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle the fuck out of her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136286
...I don't suppose you're looking for any kind of commission work?

[Anonymous No.]

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE DAUGHTERUS

[TheGreens No.]

>>13136310
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136314
Because you have eight legs but only two hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136300
>>13136306
Personally, I prefer to be the one cuddling, rather than being cuddled. Unless it's a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136317
Don't be coy. You know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136310
Well, let's work to change that, then. Get some actual, unargumentative conversation going.

Like why is the love of a Wurm so uncorruptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136314
>Rachnee
>Winning
Bahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136325
Because they're 2dum to be corrupted.

I would read a story about someone trying to corrupt a wurm, only to have their attempts fail because she doesn't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136286
>>13136309
I still have no clue where I'd even get in contact with people with the skills to make the shit I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136325
Wurm love is pretty great. She's a cutey pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136327
>2nd out of the top 3 winning
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136325
She is love. She is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136314
>that smug one hanging off her leg
best daughteru

[TheGreens No.]

>>13136324
No I don't. I'm going through everything, as per usual. Unless the entirety of the thread was talking about how much people like cat dicks, I'm still writing about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136342
Oh you're in for a treat, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136342
There was only one word wrong in that summary right there.

[Anonymous No.]

upside down boobs y/n

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136314
>>13136338

>Rachnee getting outsmug'd by her own offspring

I knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136342
Fuck off.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13136344
>>13136348

....
Well the foolz page is loading, I'll get back to you when I discover whatever horrors are in for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136349
N, they look too weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136272
>>13136299
>>13136291
What is that in metres?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136355
>He doesn't like underboobs
Ah, so the Alp in the room finally speaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136349
Y, I want her to sneak up on me and drop them on my head before wrapping me in her arms and hugging the shit out of me while upside down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136313
You don't have the money needed to pull me away from my current stuff I'm sure. Besides, I'd need 2D front and back sketches to work off of which you don't have. Most 3D people will tell you the same. You need a good artistic vision for a good result.

>>13136332
First thing you need to do is find a good 2D artist which you already have leads on here that are experienced in monstergirls. Have them get the details just the way you want it.

Then look up a good 3d artist. Game and fantasy miniature people would be a good bet. All the people I know are full up right now though.

Vision Proto down in Florida are great people to work with for your printed prototype. Shapeways isn't bad either if you know how to smooth things by hand.

And then there's tons of casters to pick from.

Plenty of people to commission from modelling and miniature forums to paint as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136358
Well for me, 1.65m
Or 165cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136349
Hell yes. I want her to reenact that kiss scene from Spiderman with me as Mary Jane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136361
So, first concept art from a 2D artist who can get me exactly what I want look-wise.

Then a 3D Artist to create a digital model.

Then a printed prototype...see plenty of start-ups for that kinda thing lately.

Not sure I've ever really seen many details for casters though. Any you'd recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136366
Loen actually drew that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136358
About 175 centimeters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136370
Based Loen, as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136370
When will God return from his spooky adventures in that haunted mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136358
Freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136369
If you want an all-in-one stop, you could always hit up Zealot Miniatures. But your wallet is going to take a hit. Brother Vinni is a little more bargain.

The guys I use are all full up right now. In fact one guy is late on stuff he owes me.

[Anonymous No.]

you have been assigned to a tsundairy holstaurus
what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
Eh. Too flat. Can I get a new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
Abandon Tsundere for Dere and live happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
>Tsundere
>Flat
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
Take her to the Slaughter house and go buy a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
Bend her over and aggressively irrumate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136384
Forgot to mention you can always go the super bargain route of hitting up people in the art department of your local college. There's plenty of young talent desperate to build their portfolios there, and you might be able to get a good deal. You just need to make sure they have the qualifications you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
Tsundere is the worst personality type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
I'll be tsundere right back to her, of course. Unless she's a total cunt some patience and friendly teasing should get her just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
Leave her for a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
Tell her that rubbing her chest makes her boobs grow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136384
>>13136401
Alright, thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136387
It's burger time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136390
>>13136392
>>13136394
>>13136397
>>13136397
>>13136399
>>13136402
>>13136403
>>13136404
>>13136407
Congratulations! After your successful milking of your previous client, we now have a selection for you to choose.
>>13136417
You have been assigned to Antarctica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136358
Fucking tiny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
I'll take 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
You also rewarded the other guy that took her to the slaughter house and several other that quit rather than even trying to milk. This system is rigged!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
Like I said last time, my heart and all my love belong to the MGE Holstaur, so I choose her forever and always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
Who is number 2 on the left? I recognize most of the others but not her, and she looks olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
Woohoo, Antarctica!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136438
A character from a comic.

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu now has the personality of your favorite character.

How is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
I'll take #3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
I'll take 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 9

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136443
Favorite character from what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136449
In general.

Could be from a show, book, or game.

Doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136434
Please send all complains in person to the Corporate office located in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136443
>I tend to like villains most
Aw hell. So much for the quiet life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136442
I hate to be that guy, but source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136451
That's way too broad, most of the time I can't choose my favorite character from anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136428
boobs are to big on basically all of them.
except maybe third from right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136460
Actually it's not a comic, but a DS game named Kumatanchi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIqZjVd_FRU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136454
>in person
Well this doesn't smell like a trap. Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136469
I hear the Wurm receptionist is pretty smoking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136443
>Noel Vermillion
Of the 3 MGs I'd really want as my wife, one would be fitting and the other two would be so gloriously mis-matched, my heart would just melt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136472
>Wurm
>Receptionist

How? Doesn't that job require more than one braincell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136467
Oh. Well that's unfortunate. Thanks for the info anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136469
>Go to deliver a complaint
>The front receptionist has hearts in her eyes and wont stop starting at you
I don't know, seems like a nice place to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136443
>spaceworm waifu now has spaceworm's personality
That's needlessly repetitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136480
>Get sent to the manager that handles such things.
>She's a completely docile ushi oni
>Stammer so hard out of fear you can't deliver your complaint out of fear regardless
>Another satisfied citizen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136475
You just answer the phone and send calls to their respected phones
It's not Rocket science

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136373
When Plague Finishes his god damn Fence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136492
She's a Wurm anon

She'd find a way to fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>a yandere monstergirl will never give you stockholm syndrome through clever manipulation
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136443
>Chechire with Harry Dresden's personality

Awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135559
this reminds me that I never got the hots for Kagome in Inuyasha, but the centipede lady and Yura made me feel funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136504
Good.

That sounds fucking horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136504
This is what I want

Why don't people write more Stockholm Syndrome Monster Girls? And not shitty ones like that Oomukade one, ones that make me want to be there and truly develop Stockholm Syndrome for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136504
I want to be kidnapped by an insane paladin girl and have my waifu go on an adventure to save me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136514
Because that's a shit fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135878
You use to teach your son how to kill and thus preparing him for his life as a defender of humanity by hardening his heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136514
>Why don't people write more Stockholm Syndrome Monster Girls?
Certain individuals tend to get triggered and whine about them for whatever reason.
>we will never have a story that involves a yandere Kitsune, since they're canon yanderes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136504
But she doesn't need to do that when I already love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136533
I never said anybody's waifu had to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136532
Oh boy more generic character types!

What's next, an ara ara CC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136514
It's hard to write without sounding forced.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck did KC add this instead of leaving it as fluff? All he's done one is invite Tons upon tons of anger and faggotry upon himself and these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136548
If it isn't broken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136548
Anon, most people here are only interested in those generic character types because it's all they fucking talk about.

I'm not one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136548
Why are you complaining about things that haven't even been mentioned at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136550
The japs don't have the same problem with furries that we do. You can consider him blissfully ignorant of what we have to deal with over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136532
>>we will never have a story that involves a yandere Kitsune, since they're canon yanderes
Might have to fix that at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136548
Ara ara familiar with gray hair and whire glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136548
>Implying there's any problem with ara ara CC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136550
What

>>13136559
Said.

Apparently their furries know how to not lose their shit and control themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136550
Just don't dick the cat, feed it some fish and a saucer of milk, and everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136564
Ho? I'm not even a fluffyfag, but I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136566
It is when they're always goddamn talked about.

It gets sickening, mix it up a little for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136550
>>13136559
>Implying KC gives a shit about these threads, or the English Fandom at large
Japanese furries are just another group who aren't any more annoying or judged than any other, and they do pretty good work too. So, KC has no reason to fear, throwing them a bone.

And if English Furries start gettin' up in his shit? He'll just ignore them like he does the majority of the baka gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136443
>dragon

uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136571
Milk's actually bad for cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136575
[Despair Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136573
When was the last time Ara Ara CC was even discussed? You're blowing a gasket over something that isn't even getting discussed right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136443
>Lamia fights for her friends, will beat up a goddess with no fucks given

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136576
I don't actually own one, so I'm not really an expert on this and will take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136579
Just give her the D.

It'll fix everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136579
Could've been worse. Just imagine if my waifu was a Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136575
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136589
In don't think giving her the Despair would solve anything
Then again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136584
Is Ike your favorite Lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136591
play or watch Danganronpa

[TheGreens No.]

>>13136302
>>13134097

Hi I’m TheGreens and recapanon is still not here, he's currently being raped senseless by kancolle fans after discovering the “Musashi” with his private yacht

we talked about..
MG daughteru sports teams
MG bullies
Polt being olev
Glacies hymens
how being immortal is chet
Amature MG porn
driving inna woods, eating corn from a can
legos
being invaded by furries and tumblr
because they’ve got so much to get here
like eminem, but with catgirls and rape
the stronkest of all the waifus
how bad we are at getting dates
Illias loves me
And eugenics
Not being able to think for ourselves


people drew..
A lilim trying and failing to be smug and cool
Nothing because drawing is hard

we fought about..
Me being a cuck
MG children
Horsepussy
MORE HORSEPUSSY

People wrote...
A slightly stupid story about a dom kiki
Pantyquest updates
A unicorn scams the hitman system
MG MEIDO KESTA
MG speed greentext
Thanks for taking care of my figures, jabberwock
Articfoxgirls
Do it yourself kobold harem kit
Seaform get himself a snake
Glorious dragon puns
>An undine is coming for me
Dude she’s just water the only thing I need is salt
Spaceworms!
Murchez updates
Junko’s house
Batman’s panties


AND THEN THE REST OF THE THREAD WAS CAT DICKS
NO I’M NOT FUCKING JOKING

SHOTA FURRY COCKS ARE NOW CANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136370
>You will never be rescued by a spandex-clad Arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136605
>SHOTA FURRY COCKS ARE NOW CANON
The fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136590
Someone should write a story about a despairfag
Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136597
It's strange, Ike is probably overall my favorite FE, but my favorite Lord is either Ephraim or Hector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136605
I like this format better than the usual. Keep up the good work, TheGreens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136605
>Murchez updates
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136612
Housepets turning into Monster Girls is canon.

Not barbed cat dicks.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13136612
That one fucking MGE update. I mean shit, I don't even know what to say about it
>>13136617
Thank you. If this is better I'll keep doing it this way.
>>13136618
He's a writefag, wrote a story about hair. Here's your link
http://pastebin.com/gypaLxBt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136623
Girl pets, like usual, males don't transform becauseSE. Unless you an actual have faggot cat alp into cait sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136625
>I don't even know what to say about it
Maybe that they don't have dicks, to begin with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136612
Probably mocking the hysteria

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136634
Is it possible to become a Crazy Cait Sith Man now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134220
>Black Dragon sex
Wow, all the shitstorms and idiocy, I totally missed this update.

Neat little update, pretty cozy, looking forward to more. Is the Black Dragon going to "share" as they're supposedly supposed to, or keep his dick all to herself now that he's able?

[TheGreens No.]

>>13136639
>>13136640

It's a joke. They don't actually have cocks, but when I looked at them the first time, I did think "Holy shit, that's not a girl, that's a 5 year old boy with fur glued to him"
A questionable design, unless the whole entry is a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136251
Lol I'm not 5'11, I'm 5'5.

That's beside the point anyway, look at the picture. The shadow represents you. She is over a foot taller than the shadow. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134220
Black Dragons terrify me.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, you wouldn't need to worry about shit monster girls invading if you lived isolated with your waifu. What I say you should do is move out with just you and your waifu and live in solitary completely together. I mean, why would you need anyone else besides your waifu? I wouldn't, they'd just be extra baggage. Find a nice place far from society that's completely self-sufficient, and live a quiet life of just you and your waifu, for many many years to come.

You'll gain more of my respect if you decide to build an underground bunker capable of surviving nuclear fallout and decide to populate it with all the daughterus you and your waifu shall have, and create a small underground civilization of whatever species your waifu is, with you as the sole human boy, father of them all except your beloved waifu. And by being underground the furries aboveground with their cat dicks and giant mechs will never find you, and you can live a life of peace and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136663
No. Not a chance.
Seclusion from the outside world breeds ignorance, stupidity, and possibly insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136663
I want to live in a nice, mountain cavern with my waifu, dug out and renovated to include numerous modern, self-sufficient functions, and all the comforts of modern living, in an isolated environment in a mountain top somewhere.

And a natural hot spring, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136663
But muh internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136663
Fuck that.

I'd rather die.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, here she is.
It took a long time but it was worth it, now all i need is to buy the stuffing after i get payed this week.


Thanks again Loen, I hope everything is going well with whatever it is you're doing now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136482
>One of my characters got waifu'd.

That's an odd feeling. Mostly neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
You lucky son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
Consider me jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
I'm jellier than a slime in an earthquake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
I want to lick that navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
When was the last time you cleaned your carpet? Oh, and nice daki, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
I'm jealous. Can't get the artist I want so I can get a Daki of mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136691
I shit you not it was earlier today, and we had a deep cleaning 2 weeks ago.

The mess toddler twins and several pets can make is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136679
I'll probably want to waifu Carrie after reading a bit more of the story. She seems very nice so far.
But then, that's not saying much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136697
Better not let the kiddies see your sexy snakelady pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136702
Hiding it from them is not the road to indoctrination anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136641
Doubt it, as there are no male monsters, the only way you become the mg is by alping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136706
I think he meant like a crazy cat lady. In other words, be a lonely old man with a tone of cats for company, and all of the sudden you're drowning in furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136653
I was going by the height of the guy in the pic in comparison to the girl, and like I said earlier, I'm six four, bitch. So I doubt that girl is taller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136698
I smell dragonslut

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose a succubus found an infant boy by some happenstance. How long would she wait before V'ing the sonru? How would this be different from you're waifu's species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136722
Well, it's pretty hard not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136718

Oh. I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136722
I want to smell an Anubis' fur and hair, warmed by hot desert sands and the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

So when are these threads finally getting kicked out of /jp/ like they should've been a year ago and shipped off to /d/ or some other shithole?
KC himself has confirmed it, monster girls are furfag trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136723
That sounds like it could be a cute story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136723
By MGE rules, she waits till he's an adult, whatever 'adult' means in that context.

Any other setting, I say she jumps him as soon as he hits puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136723

1.Until sexual maturity
2.Same with all monsters

Of course all that is null and void if they're already married. Then he goes to the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136720
Then she's 7'4+
I know thinking is hard, but surely you can understand when I spell it out like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136667
>>13136677
Man, you people are wimps. The person you should need in life is your waifu.

>>13136675
There is always a way Anon. Just plan these things out a head of time with an architect on how you want your underground bunker to be made.

Then hire more architects and discuss different plans with them so only you know the full layout of your underground bunker, allowing for truly secret rooms, dead ends, and traps for anyone who dares intrude on your peaceful life with your waifu. With that, you will be one step closer to your self-sustained paradise with just you and your waifu, and no distractions.

>>13136673
This Anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136723
KC already answered this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136736
>whatever 'adult' means in that context
Given the age of consent in Japan, it may very well mean as soon as he hits puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136743
*The ONLY person you should need

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, how do you feel about your baphomet/devil waifu when she gets mad and taps into the primal core of her older self, body changing slighty to mirror the ageless terror that she once was.

Pale skin becoming a bloody red while her fangs elongate and eyes become pools of black. Her voice touching your very core as she speaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136698
You're in luck; she's part of the main cast.
No more, spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136741
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136738
>Until sexual maturity

This must be terrifying. It would be a pivotal moment in your life.

Your father would talk with you the night before it happens. He would say: "Son, what's about to happen tomorrow is going to change your life. You will be open-game for Monster Girls. Just remember what I taught you and be brave. I'm proud of you."

Then you might as well have a neon sign above your head pointing at you and spelling out 'Virgin Shota'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136732
You. You are mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136748
I'd probably get the fuck out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136750
Well, kind of figured. Still, makes me even more interested in reading more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136748
I pat her on the head and feed her a cookie.
"Calm down, sweetie, your face will get stuck like that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136723
>>13136736
>>13136738
>>13136745
Pretty much exactly that.

The second he stops shooting blanks, if an MG wants to fuck him, she's gonna fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136736
>>13136745

Well, adult in old japan was 15.

Now, it's as soon as you enter high school, so I'd say the same, 14 at earliest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136550
>implying this is a bad thing in anyway
Paladins took a huge blow, but we're back in black, bitches. Slay every last monster girl. Leave none alive, lest the furfag menace be perpetuated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136753
You'd think schools would have mandatory free running classes instead of gyms for their shotas, just so they might actually stand a chance. Probably some light SERE stuff, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136748
I tell her if she doesn't stop throwing a tantrum I won't call her "Little Sis" anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136755
>Anon runs through the house as his baphomet waifu flies after him, tattered batwings carrying her on an invisible wind as her teeth become fangs and eyes become pools of dripping red

>All because he accidentally deleted all her Fetish Fantasy IV save from their Rapestation 90

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136574
if he doesn't give a fuck about us lets not give a fuck about him.
his setting is shit anyways,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
Are you a finn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136641
>>13136718
>>13136729
There was a greentext earlier in the thread on it.

I can already see it now, an Anon is one of those 1-in-a-million birth defect human boys that can't produce spirit energy. He's sad, lonely, and depressed. He just wants to have a friend, anyone.

Then one morning he wakes up and sees a Cait-Sith raiding his refridgerator and meows at him for some fish and cream. Gladly Anon obliges, happy to have someone not run away, even if it is a cat. A cat is fine too.

Then more Cait-Siths begin coming, and Anon keeps feeding them, serving them, petting them, stashing their cat nip from the police, and scratching behind their ears.

And that's how Anon is surrounded by a dozen furry cats, who meow at him to feed them, care for them, pet them, and Anon happily obliges, glad for attention no matter what kind it is.

Please, whatever they offer you, don't feed the cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136748
>baphomet waifu
I'm not a fucking pedophile you stupid git.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136781
>Ignoring the Nips
What, and give them what their country has wanted ever since the era of the shogunate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136574
He promised people he'd never, ever actually draw furfag filth. This is his declaration of war to westerners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136772
Well for some it would be at the start of high school.

Monster Girl senior students would 'haze' the Human male freshmen. Taking their rape cherries.

Your dad would drop you off at school and tell you 'good luck son!' then speed off before the Monster Girl students decide to have him as a second course.

You'll then step out to see a freshman like you being molested by a gang of Werecats right in front of the school.

If you make it to your class you'll be safe, as rape isn't permitted during class because it disrupts the classroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136785
No, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136798
Nvm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136792
>Rape isn't permitted in class
>Fall asleep
>Succubus rapes you in your dreams
>Fall asleep again in another class
>Nightmare rapes you
>Try to walk into a class
>Kunoichi replaces you with a straw doll and rapes you on the ceiling
>Actually stay awake without being spirited away
>Manticore tail rapes you from across the aisle
NOWHERE IS SAFE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136791
He never did. People just thought it was unlikely.

The only thing he's said he's for sure never gonna draw is Futa and maybe Monster Boys.

And the usual suspects, NTR, Scat, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134520
Some faggot from MGU. Pretends to be a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136778
Motherfucker I wouldn't be in the house.

I'd be running away from her, putting whatever the hell I could between her and I until she couldn't find me until I'm dead and buried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136806
It's fucking abominable that he'd draw furshit than a monster boy or two. I hate KC, I really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136809
>MGU
Those days were awful. And then MGR's pretty much been stale bread for as long as it's been around, so all there is to do there is read the MGE Translations.

So I've pretty much stuck around here for the last year or so. And in the IRC more recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136816
>Saying Monster Boys are better than a single tiny amount of furry
...I'll leave it to others to decide whether or not you're to be lynched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136804
Yeah there is.

You live in human villages and you cut off your dick.

Then you're safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136821
It's a matter of opinion, but both open us up to lots of "but it's canon now!" shit storms. Besides, permanent monster boys break the setting, so we don't even need to worry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136821
Yeah, okay, furfag. Whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136821
I wouldn't lynch him, but i am shaking my head at his post disapprovingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136804
>Kunoichi replaces you with a straw doll and rapes you on the ceiling

I can see this happening.

("How the fuck has no one noticed yet? It looks nothing like me!"
>"Anon, can you tell me the name of the general serving the Ancient Greek Lamia conqueror, Alexandra the Great (hips), in 327 B.C.?"
("I know this! It's Cloaca Maximus!")
>"Anon, wake up, pay attention, if you continue to ignore me you'll be spending time in detention."
("I'M UP HERE. I'M UP HERE!")
>"Very well Anon. I'll see you after class."
>You hear a group of Monster Girls whisper about how much of a 'bad boy' you are.
("GOD DAMMIT.")

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136816
Furshit is leagues better than Monster Boys

Monster Boys would completely ruin the entire setting. At least furry can be chalked up to "Japs not giving a shit about furry autism". There'd be no excuse for Monster Boys.

They would be my breaking point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136830
Be aware that I shake my head disapprovingly at any retard who would honestly rather have furfaggotry/bestiality than monster boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136812
>So it was that Anon found himself in the white fields of purgatory, a mishap with a warpstone and beef burrito sending him them.

>"Well," he though, wandering the endless fields, a smoking go-kart with rocket engines welded to it left behind. "At least I'm still alive....maybe"

>"HusBAND," a terrifyingly familiar voice called, a bloody red year opening before him. "wHeRe aRE yOu?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136827
Nightmares, tanuki, kitsune, succubi and more would still be a problem because you cut off your penis instead of castrating yourself. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136835
>Furshit is leagues better than Monster Boys
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136816
The only abominable thing here is your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136845
>>13136835
Gentlemen, they're both bad and we should not be comparing the two nor talking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>This shit is better than this other shit
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136837
One furfag mg is easily ignored, monsterboys will attract fujoshits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136835
Why? Afraid a monstergirl will go for a monsterguy over your worthless ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136841
Well then I'd just cut the whole things off and soak the wound in holy water.

Boom, no rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136846
No, that would be yours, furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

So has it been just constant shitstorms since what happened yesterday? I haven't been able to pay much attention on account of a virus I had to deal with, unfortunately not of the succubus kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136852
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136845
What's wrong with you? Furshit is bad, but Monster Boys is as bad as it fucking gets. It doesn't get worse than Monster Boys.

Furshit is the Titanic.

Monster Boys are the Ice Age that killed the Dinosaurs.

>>13136852
If you want to suck monster dick so much, go to the IRC and beg .less to draw you something, don't shit up here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136851
>One furfag mg is easily ignored,
No, not at all. Monsterboys, on the other hand, are.

>>13136852
I have no clue why they'd be afraid of that. Wouldn't it be more empowering to, yknow, have some sense of accomplishment in-
>>13136860
Christ. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136858
well i got my daki, so that was nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136858

Nah, was actually pretty chill for awhile after everyone screamed themselves out. But it's kicking up again for the night crowd now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136858
Not really it was pretty peaceful most of the day. Someone would chime in with a reaction but it would largely get ignored. Seems round two is starting up though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136867
>Monsterboys, on the other hand, are
No, they are not, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136854
>Boom, no rape.
But at what cost? I wonder though, short of going full paladin or straight up cutting everything off, how could one avoid rape? Apparently even having a monster grill waifu isn't enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to /mgt/ Night Edition, March 4th 2015!

Tonight we've got a rousing shitstorm for all the viewers at home and in the IRC, Furries VS Monsterboys!

I think we've got a good night ahead of us boys, let's watch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136861
>Furshit is bad, but Monster Boys is as bad as it fucking gets. It doesn't get worse than Monster Boys.
I had no clue bizarre, inverted standards like yours were still around.

>Monster Boys are monster boys. Easily ignored.

>Furshit is the Titanic and the Ice Age that killed the Dinosaurs. Or in this case, the Monster girls.


>>13136877
Yes they are, you fucking furfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136873
I even gave them an out but they would rather fight about what's worse than just agreeing they're both bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136504
I hate to be that guy but where can I find the rest of this? Or is it just some random one shot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136885
Christ

>got switched to grave shift so this is what i'll have to be dealing with from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136886
>Yes they are, you fucking furfaggot
I'm not even defending furries in this discussion. None of them are good. Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Just drop it, really. There's nothing to discuss. None of the writers stick to KC canon anyways. This new thing will be treated no different than akaname and matango.

This isn't MGE general, it's a monster girl thread. If something isn't a monster girl it isn't welcome here, regardless of its source. And furries aren't monster girls.

Polt gets a pass for some inexplicable reason but nobody really cares about her and she hasn't drawn furfags to us anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136888
Google works fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136895
Not being a faggot helps also.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright.

Fuck this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136887
Because monster boys are undesirable at worst, whereas furshit is fucking abominable no matter what.

>>13136893
>I'm not even defending furries in this discussion.
Yeah, no. When you try to imply that monster boys are worse, you're definitely defending furfaggotry. Go fuck off and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136869
I saw you lucky bastard, need to not be poor so I can get the based god to make me one.
>>13136870
>>13136873
Alright thanks, pretty used to the shitstorms by now but this is a very different topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136894
You took the words out of my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop with the fur vs monster boys bullshit.

It doesn't matter, neither are welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

Just feed the damn cat, and move on. There's nothing to see meow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136901
>Because monster boys are undesirable at worst, whereas furshit is fucking abominable no matter what.
I think you may have missed the point entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136908
No, I didn't miss it. You tried to imply monster boys are worse, and they aren't by a long shot. Again, see >>13136901
>Go fuck off and shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136901
Anon the whole fucking MGE setting revolves around

>Monster Girls are exclusively girls
>Need men to procreate
>Only human boys exist

Introducing one furshit character does not intrude on said formula. Adding Monster Boys does and creates a whole plethora of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136901
I'm not implying shit you fucking retard go suck some monsterboy dick somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

how much rape is too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136913
Now you are confusing me with someone else entirely. I'm not the one fighting with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136921
When you're being raped while on life support.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to head back to the bunker with the Wurm waifu for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136914
Furshit fucks it up by adding literal furshit into the mix.

>>13136916
Go suck furfag cock or quim or whatever fucking piece of shit words they use somewhere else.

>>13136922
Then I re-repeat what I said.: See >>13136901
>Go fuck off and shut the fuck up.
You have no fucking reason to barge in on the argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136921
When it's no longer consensual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136914
monsterboys aren't cancer though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136921
As long as there is no permanent damage then it's a fine amount of rape

[Anonymous No.]

>Have weird gloomy Cyclops as a classmate
>You hardly notice at all, but she always seems to have the newest and most expensive gadgets
>When she's not typing away at her smartphone or laptop, she's whispering with other monstergirls about something, probably the newest fujo anime or something.
>One day while walking down the hall, you hear her say you name. Curious, you hide behind the corner and eavesdrop on her.
>You see her typing on her phone while talking to that wererabbit that sits next to you in history.
>"Anon, right?" she says without looking up from her phone. "He's not on any of the sports teams, so the cameras I've set on in the locker room will be useless, so I'll have to see if I can access his webcam.
>The Cyclops lazily taps on her phone screen " Plus, you said you wanted nudes, right? I'll see if I can get those, but it'll cost you. Maybe I can catch him jacking off, and I'll give you that instead for a little extra, hmmm?"
>"So that comes to about sixty dollars, come back here in a week with the money, and I'll have your photos.
>The wererabbit bounces off, and you quickly hustle out of sight.
>You're not sure what to think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136925
No I think it's time to leave for good.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136925
>Bunker
>Wurm waifu
In before she makes you a tunnel of love to the surface

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136926
>You have no fucking reason to barge in on the argument.
There's no reason to have the argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136933
>>13136934
>Baby's First Shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136937
No fucking shit, all I did was state a goddamn opinion that the furfaggots won't shut up over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136925
I'll bring some pizza
Actually, you know what? If that bunker has an oven, I'll bring some ingredients to make pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136937
you're right, but people keep defending the furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136932
Interesting, more. I don't masterbate in front of my computer though, the only time I'm naked is when I shower. I'd love to see her try and get my nudes. Which said statement is sarcastic because I'd be livid if someone had my nudes somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136932
time to check my firewall and put tape over my webcam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136932
Surprised a tanuki isn't doing it, though she might be the overseer of this operation. Of course if this did happen, and I liked the monster girl who wanted to watch me, I'd start purposefully masturbating to only porn of her species then act like nothing happened in class the next day while she drowns in her own juices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136932
...go ask the wererabbit out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136932
Try and see if I can find that werebat, also get heavy duty blinds for my house, cover up my webcam, and don't masturbate for a week or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136895
Wow you sure showed me Internet tough guy. I'm on my phone right now you 20 something year old festering piece of dick cheese.
Now can anyone else please tell me where I can find any continuation of >>13136504? Or is it just a one shot? That's all I wanted to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136954
This.
>heard you were looking for pics
>how about you get the full package instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136932
Ask the Wererabbit out of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136959
Get good.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys guys, new thread!
>>13136961

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136964
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136964
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136959
Google seems to respond with 5 pages from tumbler. It's probably just a one page thing and does not have a continuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136965
>>13136968
Anon its not even bait, its just a hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136964
Seriously? Just stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135332
>Be father
>Decide to walk in on soneru
>Try and be cool and hip and keep with it for his sake, but more and more lately you find yourself lost in the past, struggling to catch up to the newest trends
>Remember a joke about cats your mates used to say when you were young
>You never really understood the monstergirl hype, stumbling across an elf one day in the woods and making her yours then and there
>So you think it's weird people want to fuck dragons and werewolves and krakens and the like, but hey, who gives a fuck?
>Each to their own right?
>So when literal cats came out and started seducing people, you thought it was hilarious
>Your son's current gf was a lovely cheshire, and he's been shut up in his room for a while, so maybe you might bring him out for a bit of a laugh. Tell him this joke, invite his girl over, cheer him up from whatever is troubling him
>You hesitate before knocking at his door
>You hear his angry voice over the phone
>"Look, it's just.... I can't do it any more. I can't unsee it. Those fluffy ears I used to love nibbling... It's all gone now. It's not you, It's me but... but!... Some things... just cannot be... I'm sorry."
>Holy fuck, he's really breaking up in there. Did he just break up with her?
>Burst in on your son crumpled up on the floor, kneeling, crying his eyes out, phone still connected, laying forgotten in his slack palm.
>You can still hear her begging him over the phone
>"Uh... Hey, Son? What's up."
>Only now do you notice the disassembled gun before him. It's all clean, and as good as new, fresh ammunition scattered about
>Where the fuck did he get that?
>He reassembles it, movements automatic and jerky like those of a robot.
>He composes himself, like each piece he puts back to place steels his mind and will
>Gun completed, with dead eyes he turns to you
>"Oh... Hey. Dad." He slides the bullets into the magazine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136965
>>13136968
>>13136971
>>13136972
Does it make you reflect on your stupidity? This is the monster girl thread, talk about Monster Girls instead of ranting on about furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136969
It's like a four page thing. The page posted is the final one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136978
Check the posts you reply to before you actually reply to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136969
Thanks man that all I wanted to know. Also: if MGs were real, would there be changes to our sports? Make them more accessible to MGs? Or would we have to make them git gud to play on the same field as us?
And could they help the Cubs win a World Series?

[Anonymous No.]

So would Miku and Co. be succuvirus or sirens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136982
>Implying I didn't respond to exactly who I intended to

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you based mods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136987
Check the third post you replied to again, if you still hold the same opinion you're a moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136973
This is where I kick my son in the face for being such a bitch, tell his gf to come over, and sit his ass downstairs for an intervention to make him stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136988
>This thread's still here
They've done nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136991
Well, yes, #3 seems to have a clearer head. Still no way of knowing whether he's participating in the overarching shitstorm or not though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136914

>implying this is only about MGE.
>implying KC hasn't hinted at monsterguys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136973
This is where I tell my son "Wait. You'll need more than that. Take these" and toss him an AK and a flamethrower to help him purge the MG scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136973
I'd be amazed, if somewhat disturbed, at the fact my son can put a gun together.
I'd then call the wife and girl over but by the time they get here he's gone
like the cheshire's dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136992
You're a good parent anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136997
There's no way to tell if any of them have been, making a new thread about this cancer argument is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136992
This anon has it right.

[Anonymous No.]

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world. And the monster girls feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no monster girl life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My xenocide crusade begins here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136997
I'm not, I just ignore the shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136978
I'm not upset at the furry, I was upset you started a new thread when we have another up and going. Just like every other thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007
Get help, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136973
"Boy, where did you get that? I was going to buy you that Sig for your 18th birthday."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134478
Jesus christ I have never wanted to fuck an alatreon girl more than right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007
>it's the furry that's saying this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007

Calm your jets Hilter Jr. Ya need to leave your mom's basement before you do any genocides.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey there, you seem pretty glum laying down in the snow. What's got ya down?"

>"Don't want to talk about it? That's cool I guess. Still, anything I can do for ya? Want me to bully you or something? Or, how about we just go get some Hot Chocolate, my treat?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137017
It's been weeks, why hasn't it stopped snowing?
It keeps coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007
Crayon-fag beat you to this joke Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007
Why don't you fight all the evil humans? And not worry about some imaginary friends, if you want to do something take down a drug ring punisher style. If not, shut the fuck up about your mission and your order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137010
>>13137014
Monster girl scum... They've always felt so fucking safe inside their homes, surrounded by the possessions gathered their whole lives. So weak. So fragile. They don't deserve a natural death. Unconsciously waiting to be obliterated by my hatred. Those parasites think their walls can save them, but I will destroy everything they own... and everything they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137017
Alright, that does sound pretty nice...one thing...can you coil around me while we drink it together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137010

He's beyond any help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137013
You want to fuck a completely unstable woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137010
The joke

Your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137017
>hot chocolate
Yes. We can do that, also wanna sit at home and curl up and marathon band of brothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137021
Just like real life
please send help, the yuki-onna won't leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137017
Ok...
>>13137021
The Yuki-ona's are pissed.
>>13137035
>marathon band of brothers
You're my nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136973

>"W-what was that about? Did you two just break up? What's with that gun? You're not about to do something stupid are you?"
>...
>"Hey, answer me!"
>He sighs and puts the gun down, before turning his dead eyes towards the TV, screen frozen on a new representative from those monster lands.
>It's that cat every one is talking about.
>Kind of cute.
>You notice a single tear roll down your son's otherwise emotionless face.
>"I realize now... that some things simply must not be."
>Slowly, titanically he rises, gun in hand. He walks to his bed and shoulders a large backpack
>His eyes turn to you before he leaves, "I know this goes against everything you taught me, Dad but... Standing here, I realize. In the end... It has to be this way. Perhaps they aren't so bad. In their own way, perhaps they were just trying to make their own history. Like us. But now... the world has turned. And so many will burn."
>You stumble back a step as he passes and walks out of the house
>"W-wait! We can still talk about this! They are just cats!"
>But your words sail over his large shoulders.
>Just as you lose hope,
>He stops on the threshold, and turns back, showing you the last true smile that you know you'll ever see off him, gun cradles in his arms.
>"Take care of mum, dad... I love you. And if she comes over... I know it's selfish, but try not to hate her. It's not her fault."
>And just like that he leaves. You rush outside after him, only to see him staring down his neighbor.
>A young man like him, also with a werecat girfriend.
>They stand in silence for a long moment, and the gun in your neighbor's hands gleams sinister.
>After a silent while, they nod, and walk shoulder to shoulder down the street.
>One after another, men leave their homes and join the army of soldiers marching onward
>You fall to your knees midst the bereaved cries of homes torn asunder.
>All this over one fucking cat.
>As the light of hope and happiness leaves your eyes...
>You know what must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137024

Dude... seriously. Your fedora is askew. Straighten it, and put your imitation katana up. You'll (hopefully) hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137017
Why would I want you to bully me? Who would want to be bullied? Alps don't count. But yes, I would love some hot chocolate. Do you need any help? You look very cold, perhaps I could warm you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137038
I wish that jackass would stop trying to run away from his seasonal girlfriend.
We have no where else to put this snow
Even the yetis are sick of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136932
>You try to calm yourself down after what you heard
>You would never expected that creepy monoeye to be some kind of sick porno smuggler.
>Oh and that cute wererabbit has a crush on you, that's nice.
>But you really should do something about that Cyclops, you don't want your dick to be known throughout the school.
>You head back to class and try to avoid the Cyclops's glare piercing a hole into your skull
>After class is over, you look for the wererabbit and find her exiting her homeroom
>"Oh hey ....." you start before you remember that you don't even know her name.
>She turns around and faces you, looking somewhat surprised " Oh it's you anon. what do you want?"
>"Well, there was this movie I wanted to see this weekend, and since movies are more fun with other people, I wondered if you wanted to go!"
>Smooth
>Luckily for you, she seems to have ignored your clumsy invitation.
>"Sure thing, I'll meet you then. Oh, and the name's Clara" she says before she bashfully turns her head and hops away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137017
Don't you have an adopted son to V you fucking degenerate?
Is PRW still here? Are we getting an update tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137039
This kid sounds emo as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137042
Start selling it like that one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137017
I would love some hot chocolate. Can we also bang afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137040
It's a joke, anon. I know it's annoying but replying seriously like this just encourages them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137045
We got a pretty lengthy one yesterday. I would be surprised if we get an update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137039
The dad is a hard beta and the son is an emo faggot, a kick to the face and interventions for both of them, much like was stated here >>13136992

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137039
where are they going? innawoods?
the hills rise wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137042
Found him >>13137037

Maybe if we tie him up and leave him outside she'll take him and go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137032
Yes. I'm not saying it's the horns, but it's the horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137029
>>13137035
>>13137038
>>13137041
>>13137052
No Anons, don't do it! The Hot Chocolate is laced with Shotafication-Cream! Then she'll have her Christmas Cake and then proceed to adopt you and have loving mother son /ss/. Please reconsider!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137069
Man fuck ss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136973
>>13137039
I would tell my son to go back to middle school if he wants to listen to his linkin park CDs again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137067
But the horns are so much trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

You're all shitty parents and I hope you never get your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137069
Its not like I was going to drink it anyways, I know I'm gonna get hate for this but I actually don't really like hot chocolate, she can drink it and I'll drink milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137063
>where are they going?
Where they're needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137069
But that's what i want though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137078
I can't handle any hot drink. It's weird because I love really hot food and soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137077
You can let your kid be a shitty emotional manlet if you want, but no son of mine is going to try and operate over something so irrelevant and inconsequential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137047
I like it because of delicious monstergirl tears.
my inner sadist is so happy.
>man married to shirohebi uses his his lust burns to fuel his rage, becoming a berserker
>his wife and daughter see him on the news
>they weep at the loss of the gentile ma he once was

[Anonymous No.]

You work at the Butler Cafe. It's a slow rainy day, and besides the quiet mantis baker in the kitchen, the only person in is a Wurm, curled up in a booth, looking intently at her lap top, carefully pressing buttons with the tips of her claws. You're guessing she's watching a movie on it. You then hear this song begin to come out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljWzGCYL5IA

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
Midriff is nice, but shame about the snake part. That shitty Photoshop mosaic pattern really cheapens it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137087
I'm the same way, its probably the fact that there's other stuff in the soup. Also apparently slurping helps cool the food down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137092
Try and ignore the shitty country as I scrounge a living serving the dredge of MGC society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137091
>I like it because of delicious monstergirl tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137092
Take back this country from the goddamn monster filth. Skin the wyrm and smash the mantis to pieces with her fists, and get ready to fight the race war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137092
I'd leave town and work in the nearest human city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137091
>A paragon of light and virtue steps down from the throne of the Demon Queen
>Its enough to turn ever the most powerful fallen paladin back to the ways of the light
>Holy retribution sweeps across the land

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137110
>it's not the massacres or betrayal that hurts the demon lord the most
>what is that he isn't there to cuddle her at night or to raise their new daughter together
although he had to have known this shit was going down, so most likely he's still evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137092
Continue working
I mean, really, this is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137101
>>13137106
>>13137107
I don't know what's sadder, Anons not having a childhood, or being bitter towards the Wurm enjoying the happiness of one.

Even if she's a grown woman and shouldn't be watching such childish movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
Mia confirmed for having a huge D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137124
The idea of working at a butler cafe reminds me of my time working at a McDonalds, which was utter fucking hell.
I will never work in the service industry again if I have the option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007
I feel you, brother
It's time for me to kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137043
>Now that the soul-crushing task of talking to a pretty girl has been settled, your next task is to protect your dignity
>As soon as you get home, your first task is to disable and cover up your webcam.
>You also make sure to hide all your porn.You don't want her to get any idea of what you like.
>After a few hours of making sure your computer is secure, you head of to the shower
>As you're undressing you swear you hear a gasp, but you shake it off
>You step into the shower and turn it on
>You close your eyes and listen to the rush of water, the clicking of a camera, and the strange mumbling outside the shower door
>Wait.
>You turn your attention to the noises outside
>"Hmm yes. What a clean boy you are. Get nice and squeaky clean
>"Baby, If I could, I'd make you clean me out, I bet you'd like doing dirty things like that, wouldn't you?
>Hearing enough you open the shower door to reveal a ghost looking into her camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137124
Anon if you hold on to memories of your childhood as an adult you don't deserve good things.

Growing up is all about childish shit and contributing to society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137129
But you get to wear cute outfits and have nice ladies sexually harass you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137135
Aha. Hah. HaHaHaHa. Hah.

Fuck no you sub.

Take that shit away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137039
>Being so assmad over one silly cat that you'd forsake a cute gf and go to war
They deserve the death that shall be dealt to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137132
>WELL I GUESS NOTHING ELSE WAS BUGGED
>TIME TO GET NAKED
What a slut. I bet he actually wants to be filmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137132
>Showering after you heard that this morning
Yeah, you deserve to get your nudes taken you fucking imbecile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137139
No deaths for those heroes, anon. Every last monstergirl will burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137069
>shotashit
Disgusting
Into Cait Sith trash it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137069
I am OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137138
Think of all those lonely monstergirls! They need people to creepily hit on too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137139
>Implying divine providence doesn't cast a warm breeze upon their backs as they shoulder the burden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137132
>Ghost Agents
Clever woman, that cyclops.

Wait a second how is a ghost holding a camera?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137147
Then you and your fuck-boy buddies can take good care of them.
As for me? I'll gladly keep my dignity intact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137139
every man dies anon, they merely chose to do so for something greater than themselves.

>>13137148
>doing this for purity or for god
>not because it needs to be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137115
>You look out from your perch on a ruined stone wall.
>The town is still covered in a layer of grey ash from the fight.
>Had to be months ago, yet holy magic still keeps this place exactly as it is.
>A monument to what happens if the man and mamono just try and be happy together.
>There's no wind, no life, just a still, ruined town in the middle of a charred forest.
>You hop from the wall and whistle, and clap your hand against your hip.
>A little girl runs from her hiding place and scurries to your side.
>Her inhuman ears are blocked by a hood, bundled tight against her head. Her tail is hidden under her long robes.
>"Come on, let's see what we can scavenge," you say to her, your voice dry and weary.
>You both walk into the desolate town.
>Because even if there's no hope, when people burn for trying to be happy, when the people in charge of the world just don't care.
>Hell, when some bastard just starts doing terrible things because he wants to, and he can.
>You can only try to keep living, and hope you can make your happiness from scratch along the way.
>The girl smiles as she blows the dust off of a book she found that managed to survive in one of the old ruined houses you were rooting through.
>You sigh softly. It's getting dark, and you're going to have to find something to eat.
>At least the little one has more reading material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137155
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137092
Hope she doesn't know what happened behind the scenes of that movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137138
I worked in the service industry for 6 years most of my work done illegally underage and a good chunk was working at sports concessions. It was all living hell and disgusting.

But working at a Butler cafe sounds fun, being the reason Monster Girls smile, a much more clean and relaxed atmosphere. Have nice casual conversations with my Mistresses, dress in fun clothing, and air conditioning. It sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137157
>>13137148
>>13137142
>Something greater than themselves
>Pointlessly attacking everything for the perceived crimes of a few
...oh dear lord this is what religious extremism is, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137165
Anon you're with 'friends', talk about the time you were molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137163
Were any of those proven or did they just remain "Allegations"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137169
You may wallow in your ignorance. Its your kind that the brave men fight to protect after all. They don't do it for recognition. They don't do it to be appreciated. They do it because it simply must be, and they'll shoulder any weight for that sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137165
Ask anyone who works in a maid cafe in RL (inbf "3D DON'T COUNT HURRDUR") and they will tell you the job in miserable, the people there are sad and disgusting, and you get far more creepy perverts than decent human beings.
I would expect nothing less from MGs, especially if they purport to be anything like us in terms of personality or psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137169
>perceived
all monsters give out "mamono mana".
mamono mana corrupts the land and gives us furries.
the crimes are not perceived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137178
As far as I know, nothing was ever proven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137186
And here class, we have the primary reason people shouldn't use MGE as their go to source for world building with monster girls.

Fucking Mamono Mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137190
I don't, I use lord of the rings.
Feel like I shouldn't though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137184
I will say, for a person who has experience in butlering, that being a butler and being a butler working at a maid cafe are two different parts of two different coins
Seriously, they're not the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137135
>You snatch the camera out of her hands
>"Hey! I paid for that" she protests.
>You palm the memory card and hold the camera above her head, moving it when she floats up to make a grab for it
>"Did the Cyclops send you?"
>"You mean Monica? Yeah, alright!"
>"You do this often?" You question her, still moving around so she can't get to the camera
>"I'm getting paid to see boys naked. So course I do it often!"
>You consider just taking the camera for yourself, but her useless flailing makes you feel sort of bad.
>"You'll get you camera back, as long as you promise not to come after me again, alright?"
>"Yeah, sure, now give it back!" She says quickly.
>You toss her the camera, and she gives it a brief lookover. When she finds you pictures gone, she grumbles and melts into the floor.
>This is going to be a long week

>>13137151
Magic camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137199
I understand, but the point is that working at a maid cafe style shop as a butler would be miserable for the reasons listed.

You enjoy being a butler at all? Kinda curious because of that dude who was going to be doing a "MG Ladies Looking for Butlers" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

/mgt/ has gone ISIS. There needs to be a new acronym to describe this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137198
Don't feel that way.
LOTR or any other fantasy setting, even modern day settings are in my opinion far better than the dredge of a world that is MGE.

Though I just view MGs as "girls with big bodies" ala senor darling from EMG for most of my stories and ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137200
Shatter that memory card and burn the remains, no way in hell is there even a chance I'm going to let that shit out to the public.

It's also time to sleep fully clothed, stop showering for a few days and wash my hair in the sink, and keep those webcams taped, windows covered and mics disabled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137204
Honestly, working as a butler and enjoyment of the job all depends on who you're working for. Seriously. I can rant all about that
But personally, I worked for a small family. and it was pretty enjoyable in all honesty. Goo father, good mother, one asshole kid, but the other two were fine. So yes, I did enjoy it while it lasted.
Though, here's a funny thing. Stupid, but funny. I find it funny, I don't know about you. I discovered MGs, 4chan as a whole, all through my job as a butler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137220
You catch one of the brats jerkin it to a lamia one day or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137207
There is.
We're called the Aristocats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137228
Are you honestly interested in the story? it's pretty lackluster in my opinion, and I don't want to ruin the thread with my babbling.

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>>13137231
What a catastrophy

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>>13137237
It seems that the cats out of the bag now

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>>13137236
There isn't much going on, and it's better than trying to force myself to continue writing my story update, so sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

Okayado you crazy son of a bitch.

https://twitter.com/okayado1215/media

I must have it

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>>13137207
loving father and husband by day, bringer of doom and terror by night.
Man of All Night Grisly Murder And Resignation.

[Anonymous No.]

This is only going to get worse with the next profile, won't it?

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>>13137256
MANGMAR?

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>>13137257
If he makes a dog to go with the cat, yes.

If he moves back to his normal stuff, hopefully we'll move on as well.

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>>13137262
no, just angmar I can't get rotwk out of my head

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>>13137200
>Your next few days are spent cautiously. You have no idea who deep this goes, or how many people Monica has in her pockets so you play it safe.
>You tape extra blankets over your bedroom windows, you keep all computer and cell phone off, you avoid large crowds in the school, in case of of her goons are waiting for you.
>The only person you talk to is Clara, and that's just about simple things like the test coming up, or what books you've been reading
>By Wednesday, you're spending your lunch break under the bleachers eating your prepacked and sealed lunch, since you can't trust others to make yours
>You briefly wonder if you're overdoing it.
>It's not like she's Lex Luthor or a evil wizard, she's just a pervy Cyclops who sells dirty photos to the school
>Eh. Better safe then sorry.
>Besides it's just for a week, then you can have your date with Clara and you can ignore this conspiracy to invade the privacy of human men for the enjoyment of their monstergirl classmates because you're REALLY not feeling heroic right now.

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>>13137268
I wonder what kind of MG would pay for nudes of me...Oh right none.

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>>13137271
Grow a pair Emo-kun

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>>13137271
I'm sure at least one girl would like to see you strip for them.

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>>13137271
Man, imagine how awkward it would be to discover the nude human boy pictures ring at school, get offended, go on a mission to personally stop it, only to find out you were never at risk because no Monster Girl asked for your nudes.

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>>13137275
Not emo-kun.
I just have self-image issues, a good dose of self-loathing, and next to no confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137277
>Smile & Optimism
>Status: GONE.
>FOREVER.

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>>13137277
I would force them to hand out copies of me. And only me.

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>>13137281
>>13137277
I'd still burn it all down.
Just now it's also for my wounded pride, not just because I'm the hero the school needs, not the one it deserves.

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>>13136428
The only good cows there are hte first two and third from right

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>>13137288
>The Nudes Ring dies in a single day
>HBs throughout the school thank you

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>>13137289
What about the girls that can't get any? The only thing they can do is masturbate to nudes of the boy they like.

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>>13137278
>Not emo
>Fucking emo
But ok, whatever.

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>>13137245
Well OK. But honestly, it's uneventful
It was through two means, actually. One with Master, lets call him anon, who was the asshole kid, and Master, lets call her Anny.
So on Saturday, the parents were out on a trip. I volunteered to come with, but they said I should stay behind to watch the children while they were gone. at the time, I would've rather they have one of the maids watch the kids, but it was fine with me anyhow. Though, they left me in the care of three children. Anon was 14 at the time, Anny was 12, and the third was barely a year old. One of the maids was watching him, so I got Anny and Anon
Now Master Anon, as I've stated many a times, was an asshole. he was at that point in the puberty cycle that made you an asshole. I chalked it under sexual frustration, because a) he had to break up with his girlfriend after I found them, you know, and told his parents, who told her parents, but that's another story, and b) he hates me. A lot. Due to A

So Master anon at the time was confined in his room for most of the day. he was obviously playing on his gaming system, swearing up a storm like all children do, and being a condescending asshole. I was in the kitchen making lunch, while Anny was on her laptop, reading something. Such a shy kid. Always stuck to me like glue as she grew

So, as curiosity gripped me like a vice, I asked her what she was doing on her computer
she looked at me with a blush, as if she was hiding something, then back to her laptop, saying "nothing"

I've been working for this family since these two kids were children. "Nothing" is something
So I asked her if she's on the internet. She said "maybe." Cryptic messages mean something, so I walked over to see what she was doing. And even though she tried to hide the screen, I saw the web address. The very website we're on now. Who'd a thunk I'd be posting here for as long as she has

Now, how I discovered MG's. Oh, that was fun

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>>13137295
They can go to maid cafes or use the internet, it's not my business how those perverts get their kicks after I shut down their little operation.

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>>13137199
>>13137300
How the hell does one get work as a butler anyhow?

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>>13137256
Should be All Night Grisly Executions and Reveangance

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>>13137300
>12 year old wealthy girl on 4chan.
I swear to god this is too fucking weird to not be true, but damn. Shit's funny.

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>>13137312
>Reveangance
Bladewolf-Girl does not approve.

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>>13137300
>yfw she might be on here as we speak

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>>13137247
that's a cup and not an onahole, right?

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>>13137300
So, here's how it happened. Before you ask, no I did not discover MGs through roaming on this website. I find it out through my good friend Master Asshole Anon
Now, as I've said, Master AA is an asshole and hates my guts. Which is ironic, because he'd always come running to me when he got hurt when he was a child. Or when he did something bad. Or, generally, when he's guilty. Sneaky bastard he was, somehow got to the bloody snacks in the kitchen while I was in there through some sort of magic tom foolery. Then puberty hit and, well, here we are
Now, I think it was a Wednesday, like today, or yesterday for some. Or most. I had the luck to venture within the beasts den itself: his room

He never allows anyone in his room

But he hasn't been to school in three days, so I had to take the initiative. Being; I had to go in.
Now, I don't remember, but I think this was between the early stages of /d/ and when MG threads appeared in /a/. No Idea, really. Never posted on this website on the job as much as I do now.
So, I knocked on his asshole door, adorned with the wonderful words of KEEP OUT and GO AWAY and a dash of NO GIRLS ALLOWED from his younger days. I think he was 19 at this point. Memory's bad. But no answer. I called his name a bunch, but nothing. So what does a butler do when someone who's been in his room for three days and only appears for dinner doesn't answer, let alone go to school

He opens the door vie, well, use your imagination. Considering it's a non thrilling story, imagine what you will.
Now, here's the thing. I've known him since he was a kid to a teenager and now a young adult. I know the smell of sex. Reminds me of when I walked in on their parents
I'll continue this in my next post

>>13137311
My family has been working for this family for years. all the maids, well, most of the, were my sisters, and the butlers my brothers. But, unfortunately, I had the luck of being an only child

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>>13137092
>Butler's cafe

what

do they exist now?

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>>13137329
Yes, it's a glass.

See that design on the box though?
Apparently the glass is designed so that what looks like black reveals that lewd-ass design. I think it's heat-triggered or somethin'?

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>>13137330
>Family has been working for this family for years
>Most of the maids were my sisters
>Most of the butlers my brothers
>I had the luck of being an only child
>Only child
>Brothers and sisters

And the cloth doth begin to unravel...

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>>13137257
>>13137266
We just ignore it and any trolling it may bring, that's all. If any genuine furries show up we tell them to fuck off, as usual.

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>>13137300
>>13137330
Can't help but imagine Sebastian from Black Butler being the guy saying all this.

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>>13137266
>>13137344
What if, hypothetically speaking, he doesn't?
What if this is but the first step in KC's coming-out?

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>>13137268
>You start to feel better as the week nears it's end.
>You haven't noticed any attempts to photograph your willy, allowing a change to relax
>Or try to relax, with Monica constantly staring you down
>From behind you in class, from across the lunchroom, from around the corner, she's almost always watching you/
>Finally she confronts you as you're picking your bag on Friday.
>"Ok, what's your price?"
>You turn around to face her, saying nothing.
>" I mean it. What do you want? Grades? I can get someone to do the work for you? Money? You work as a model for me, and you'll get a cut of the profits? Power? Girls? You name it, I'll do my best to give it to you.
>"Actually" you say, I want to keep my dignity" " I asked Clara out this weekend, and I'd rather have a nice thing with her rather then have my dick showed to everyone"
>Monica seems to think about what you said for a moment
>Then she snickers to herself.
>"Oh man, that's good. You know who many boys gave me that same bullshit about dignity and chastity? Almost half, probably more. Boys like you are all the same, you pretend to be good little boys, but when somebody waves a wad of cash or a Grade A pussy or even a promise of something good in front of them, they all become cute mewling sluts. How do you think I make this much money? By using cheap sluts, you shithead.
>She approaches you, her eye getting an insane glint
>"So what if I don't get Clara's money, I'm getting much more then that.Enough to hire plenty of people. Like you."
>She reaches up and strokes your chin
>"You know what, you're not not bad looking Anon, I'm sure you'll have plenty of customers. You could make plenty of money to treat Clara and she wouldn't even have to know.'
>"So" she says, holding out her hand "What do you say?"

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>>13137353
I've already heard that he did it as a bone to the much more moderate furries in Japan, nothing more. The most he'll do is a Cu Sith to go with it, since that name was mentioned in the settings book too.

After that, it's business as usual.

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>>13137355
Punch her square in the eye for touching my fucking face, I don't care what cheap whores she has in her little ring,
When the hell did cyclopes-es start thinking they were people anyway?

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>>13137355
>"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty cyclops!"

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>>13137339
They would've been if I wasn't an only child. My father, when he was alive, told me stories of his brothers and sisters being all maids for this family, going far back to, well, my father liked to be dramatic. EONS he would say. All the way to the stone age!
You want to know something weird? My aunt was the head maid. My aunt! It was a weird experience working alongside family. Though, most of them are dead now. except my cousin. Drunk bastard was invincible


>>13137330
So, there he was, quickly turning off the computer screen and looking at me with a sour look. I had to turn on the lights because other from the computer, it was pitch black. and he's terrible at hiding his garbage basket.
He asked me what am I doing in his room, and I answered by telling him he hasn't been to school in three days, and although his parents might not know because I kept a tight lip (Really to get on his good side again), I told him if he doesn't go, I will speak.
He frowned, his asshole face somehow capable of emotion. He told me that I should continue telling his father that he's been going to school. I told him no, for he needs his education

At this point, Anon was in his rebellious phase, saying things like "who needs education!" and the like. I mostly ignored him, taking a keen interest on his computer. and how he hasn't gotten up to yell in my face like he usually does. So I asked him why he hasn't done what he usually does
Now, Anon is a terrible liar. I'm happy he hasn't gone into gambling. Then again, he did. He told me it's none of my business, shooing me off while sitting down. As a good butler, you would do what your master would tell you and leave

I've been through nine years of this kids puberty. So I stepped further inside and asked him what is he doing on the computer. He was at the age of watching porn on the web, I've caught him twice doing it. Plus, he's not a virgin. And I've seen him in the nude since he was a child, as I told him

Cont.

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>>13137355
>Becoming a whore
The urge to punch that smug cyclops right in the stomach.
It's pretty damn strong.

But better to be the (Mostly) bigger person, and just give her the finger and walk away to enjoy your date.

She said about half wind up whoring themselves for her. I say stick to being part of the half that doesn't.

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>>13137353
I doubt it, he did say he wanted to do a few girls that were more monster than girl, but that he would keep the number low, it was a favor to the guys who prefer that stuff.

No I don't have the quote, yes you may call me a faggot, but it's true.

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>>13137355
>"But I refuse"

[Anonymous No.]

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW FAGGOTS WILL THE CYCLOPS BE ABLE TO BREAK THE HUMAN BOY

WILL SHE MAKE HIM HER PERSONAL CAMERA SLUT SOMEHOW

DOES ANON HAVE THE RESOLVE OR CAN THE CYCLOPS SHATTER IT USING ANY MEANS SHE HAS NECESSARY

PLACE YOUR BETS FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137380
500 BIG ONES ON SEEING THAT SMUG CUNT GET DECKED

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>>13137380
I bet 5 rupees on the humie.

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>>13137380
I honestly think the Cyclops is gonna come out on top somehow. Don't know how, and it'll definitely take a lot of work on her part, but I'm getting that vibe she'll win.

$101.99 with cheese.

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>>13137368
So, normal teenage reacting, he said ew, even though it was true. But he never budged. He even had the audacity to threaten me, saying that he'd get me fired. Which I countered saying I can get you in much more trouble if I told his parents
So he got up, in a fit of rage, accidentally bumping his computer, lashing out at me while holding his PJ's with one hand, the blanket on his lap falling to the ground. he yelled, swore, hell, he got the attention of the maids. Poor Catherine, she had a crush on him. I'm saying poor because she had a crush on a buffoon. At least she wasn't clearly molesting him like one of the others to the youngest master. I swore she found out what /ss/ was and said 'hey, let's re-enact that!". Oh was his father mad.

So as he's yelling, his computer screen boots up. Lo and behold there's a picture of some beast from one of his video-games, all nude, exposing her nethers to the screen
He was bewildered, stunned, frozen in time. What would you do in such a situation, your member exposed to the heavens, you picture of choice on the computer screen, you discharges all in a trash can: completely exposed?

It was probably the fact that i was fed up with his nonsense, but I told him I wouldn't tell anyone of his preference in woman if he started going back to school
And surprise surprise, he did. I never told his parents of his missed classes, or anything. And he became much nicer to me because of it.
Though, I feel like I have betrayed him because this is the first I've ever told this story.

But yes, that's how I discovered this website, and how I discovered MGs. Anticlimactic, I know, and I apologize if I have bored any of you
Now, continue with your bets on the Cyclops'

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>>13137380
I won't place a bet, but I will post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZIej-ZraE

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What MG would you want to take care of you when you became sick?

An idea I had just now was:

>Be a dude married to a Yuki-onna
>Come down with a fever
>Dude tells the Yuki-onna that he wants an ice pack for it.
>But the Yuki-onna puts the dude's face between her breasts

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>>13137394
...ever come across the particular picture that triggered your own interest, that you saw on his screen?

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>>13137401
>[Yuuki Onna Moaning Intensifies]

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>>13137401
I could go for a scenario like the movie Misery where some yandere Monster Girl breaks my legs to stop me from running away and makes me write a book.

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>>13137401
>Anubis
Would be an excellent nurse, keeping me on a strict routine of rest, diet, and light exercise to ensure my speedy recovery.
>Dragon
The gap moe is strong here.
>Nightmare
Would ensure I got plenty of rest, giving me good, fun dreams all the while to keep my spirits up.

And of course plenty of tender cuddles and such in all scenarios.

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>>13137407
Sadly, no. It was such a long time ago, and I didn't have a computer
Now, before you say "but you said you started posting on 4chan when you found out through Anny!". I didn't I oversaw her posting on 4chan. I didn't start posting here until a couple years back.

You want to know a funny story? I remember when she was, what I and her called doodoo-posting because she was a child, and I actually got in with it, even having chats with her about how stupid that one Anon is, or how that other Anon seemed cool
Yes, I had conversations with a child about 4chan. Let that sink in.
I think she got too into it that, even though it did mess her up when she was young, she got used to it by talking to me. I told her not to go on that website, but, well, kids. Oh when I explained to her about certain pictures. Fun times.

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>>13137415
>Dragon
I imagine she would tuck you into bed and make sure you had water, medicine, etc before curling up on top of you in a worried pout and guarding you like a dragon sitting on it's pile of treasure.

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>>13137427
>Oh when I explained to her about certain pictures.
Continue.

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>>13137431
Precisely. And I love it.

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>>13137431
>Friends visit to see how you're doing.
>They find her crouched low on top of you, hissing at them.
>When they try to approach she breathes fire as a warning.

2protective.

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>>13137401
>Familiar
>Is the soup Ok Onii-san?
>Are you hot? Cold? Let me cuddle with you!
>Sick? I'm a monster! No way I'd get sick....although I wouldn't mind Onii-chan taking care of me.

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>>13137408

>After that particular moment any time the Anon became even slightly unwell she would use that an excuse to put his face between her breasts
>Not that he complained about it though.

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>>13137443
>Implying this is a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137431
>>13137443
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

oh well, you have passed away due to being old as fuck.
What does your waifu do now?
how did she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137355
>you mentioned good grades? I accept

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>>13137438
sick dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137454
There's a Lich down the street and a rainy day fund we'd been keeping for an emergency.

You do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137443
For some reason this turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137461
that's so cheap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137454
KC said that waifus that have dead husbando will commonly try to go to the "afterlife".

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>>13137401
One mouth would hold a spoon which it would use to feed me.

Second mouth to apply ice packs and replace them when needed

And two claws to hold me tightly from behind, as she cuddles me and say everything will be A-OK, and she'll take good care of me, as I rest nestled in her wocks, hearing her whisper sweet things to me.

Then comes the part when the Lich Doctor comes and informs my waifu I'm just pretending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137431
You're making me miss DILLAWF

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>>13137355
>,You have a sudden urge to punch her, but that would be mean.
>"No thanks, I'm not some slut for you to cash in on. You say there's plenty of sluts? Go find one to replace me"
>You push past her walk towards the exit
>You barely catch her mumbling something about you not being that cute anyway.
> As you walk out of the school, you feel like a weight was lifted off of your shoulders
>The first thing you do when you get home is take your first ghost-free shower of the week, relaxing as the warm water hits your head.
>You finally flop into your bed and get a good night's sleep, feeling safe for your first time in a week
>You start to feel nervous as your date with Clara approaches, but these feelings are calmed when she meets you in your doorstep with a smile and some nice casual clothes.
>You walk your way to the movie theater, discussing the latest news, your families, and other small talk
>Of course, you leave out Monica
>The movie you ended up seeing was pretty dumb, about some queen cat that wants to turn everyone into fur-covered snout-nosed abominations.
>In the end, the heroes break into her castle, cut off her paws, and burn her alive.
>It was really fucking stupid, but you and Clara laughed at it, and she rubbed up against you, so it was good.
>The both of you make plans to meet again next week
>On Monday, you're feeling great, It would take something really bad to ruin your mood.

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>>13137467
>Vampire Waifu browses internet
>Sees this
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot
>You get home from work
>She tackles you
>Cries into your chest saying she'll never let you go
>You lay there on the floor, blank expression "Not this shit again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137394
>Your maid sister finds out about /ss/
>"Let's do that with the Young Master."
Your sister's a Kikimora if I ever heard of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137458
I hope you bring that attitude into the workplace, it'll take you far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137480
>Something really bad ruins your mood.

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>>13137438
At the time she was roughly 13 now. I think. Like I've said multiple times, a long time ago
I think this was when there were more boards, but not as much as there is now.She found this picture of, well, something lewd. Imagination hoo.
Now, Anny was the token innocent child, which was ironic since she went on early 4chan. So, when she asked me what was what in set picture, I panicked. I mean, she knew what boobs and her nethers were, but not the leaning tower of Pisa which resides under the belt buckle. So she looked at me, eyes and expression of innocence and obliviousness, and asked what the heck it was. She was curious, but she honestly didn't know what the hell it was. Which was amazing, since in the bath in their younger days she'd harass her older brother by pulling on his. I think he got Phimosis because of it now

Honestly, I didn't know what to say. But she was around the time, or what I thought was the time, so I explained it to her as vagua as possible to contain her innocence.
Of course, she was even more intrigued, and pursued more. So I did the deed. i had to. I had no choice. i explained to her the birds and the bees
Now, the name birds and the bees and the conversation have nothing to do with Harpies and Honeybees. at all. Where does it come from, something long past. But I explained it to her. From the insertion of the pillar int the Marianah's trench to filling it with yogurt and eventually the summoning of babies.

And you know, after I fed her with knowlege, I was worried that i somehow tainted the purity which was her mind, forever ruining it by her searching things on the web to learn more, since she loved learning
but you know what, in hindsight, my worrying was a waste. and you know why? Because she knew everything beforehand and played dumb just to see me squirm trying to explain.
Her words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137480
>Something really bad to ruin your mood
INCOMING BITTER CYCLOPS.

[Anonymous No.]

We often talk about which girls we like and such, but how many of them would like us back?

Why would they be any different than 3DPD? I'm fairly certain I would be revolting to any MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137482
Hate to admit this, but this is my standard reaction to all those Humane Society commercials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137488
>Spoiler
I find myself fascinated with your life anon. You say boring, but honestly, sounds quite amusing.

Also now I want to see pictures with Harpies and Honeybees doing lewd shit, so thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137488
This is the reason why you don't trust innocent kids.
Or kids in general.

The entire scenario reminds me of the scene from the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie, where Jack says you can't trust an honest man because you never know when he's going to be dishonest, and vice versa.
But really though, what a little shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137492
>How many of them would like us back?
Not a one, anon. We've been over this.

I'd love it if an Anubis were to take interest in me, want to impress upon me the importance of schedules and such, but in all likelihood she'd be disgusted by how pathetic and lazy I am, and wouldn't even give me the time of day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137488
>She knew everything
>Just wanted you to bashfully explain it to her in an insultingly complicated way
Both the maid AND the young mistress are monster girls now? Intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137492
Well, I know. I at least have a shot with desert girls because of my skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137467
>That's so cheap
Obviously not, we'd been saving up that jar for a long-ass time.

Seriously though, death, despair, suffering, all that shit...if you have the means to do away with it, you should. Liches are around, only makes sense to make use of their services.

>>13137477
I miss him almost every single time dragons come up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137498
Meanwhile, Kikimora and Unicorn populations have skyrocketed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137500
What? You're tan like them? That isn't interesting, that's just daily life for them, nothing special.

Or are you pale and you'd think that'd be exotic to them? Chances are they'd just poke you a bit out of curiosity, then move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137492
I miss Chupa-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137503
I'm not sure if even Unicorns would be that desperate.

Kikimora though, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137504
I'm 100% nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137380
I bet you 50 burgers that she will set him up to make it look like he is a slut to rustle him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137498
don't forget the akaname and devil bugs

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone.

Don't burn down the thread.

Remember to grab fire preventative MGs to help you in this endevour or find alternate flavors of your favorite, firebased MGs if they are availabe.

Progress is made. Maybe new story this weekend.

Just like I said last weekend.

Make of that what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137492
>TFW frail and skinny with above-average face

I'm a fucking Bishounen, get on my level plebs. I'd have Monster Girls begging for the dick.

>Eat healthy
>Don't eat
>Drink plenty of tea
>Shave all body hair
>Be white

I'm a Bishounen and you can be one too Anons, don't you want your waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137512
I was thinking more so of the virgin thing and Kikimoras going to train everyone to be fit and better husbands.

Actually that sounds like a plot, kikimoras taking over the world and putting in a totalitarian system to retrain everyone.

Roombas are banned and all factories are burned down.

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>>13137515
Ah. Still, chances are, not all that special to them.

>>13137517
I think even Akaname might have some standards as to whose filth she licks up.

Devil Bug though, that'd be true. Giant Mice too perhaps? Ah, and Beelzebubs. Mayhap it is the destiny of shitty anons to be cum-pumps among such gangbangers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137494
It was eventful, to say the least. I just say boring because no one wants to hear the ramblings of an old butler. And compared to other things, i didn't want to dull the thread with my stories of butlering.
But if you found it interesting, then I guess I'm happy I intrigued you of my adventures

>>13137495
She really is innocent. it's just during her time of puberty, Master Abby unlocked what most would call, her sadistic personality. She seemed to do things like that to me a lot when she was growing up. Though, it was funny, because even though she would act coy to me in that manner, she's super shy to everyone else
I guess her talking to me boosted her confidence while not boosting it at the same time. She never acted haughty or anything, and retained her innocent demeanour. But was coy only to me and eventually her younger brother. She loved him very much though, like a good older sister would. But did she ever like teasing him when no one was around.

>>13137499
Indeed. too bad the maid got fired for going overboard to the youngest master. Anny was the one that caught her and the maid was arrested. ever since then, Anny was his guard, sister, and best friend

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>>13137524
No, I don't want to be a not-trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137524
I look like louie anderson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137492
None. ...because I never leave the house out of a paralyzing fear of socializing. Put me in a conversation, and I lock up and stammer like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137528
I kind of want to ask what they're like now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137524
But Anon, tea is disgusting and isn't coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137524
>Eat Healthy
>Don't eat
This seems contradictory.

>Drink plenty of tea
Iced tea okay? I have a borderline addiction to raspberry iced tea.

>Shave all body hair
But it just grows back thicker!

>Be white
Kay.

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>>13137527
Not special to them, sure, but at least they're still available to work with. What other MGs would actively seek me out...you know, moreso than others?

At least I'm the dark world equivalent of a manlet bishounen, too. That'll boost my chances. Right?

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>>13137480
Oh boy, here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137544
>Manlet Bishounen
Well, I suppose. Contrary to what that one anon said a moment ago, cute boy is cute boy, skin color's just a matter of preference.

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>>13137542
Don't you dare post that renamed trap guide garbage here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137552
>Renamed Trap Guide
Nah, I've seen the Trap version, it contains a number of notable differences. Including but not limited to recommendations for sucking dick and eating cum.

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>>13137492

I assume you're saying aside from MGE rules since they basically don't care unless you're what they see as irredeemable?

Well I don't leave the house much and when I do I really don't talk much so I think I'd bore them more than revolt.

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>>13137522
Nigga we've been burning for two days.

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>>13137556
It's the first step on a slippery slope anon, we already have enough alps in this thread as it is.

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>>13137480
>Then something bad happens
>You see Monica in the hallway, When she spies you, she cackles and disappears into the crows, like one of those props on those haunted house rides you see at carnivals
>You choose to ignore her, after all, you're feeling fine!
>So what if all the girls are staring at you and whispering to themselves?
>So what if that oni that's on the wrestling team is approaching you?
>"Hey slut" She says, towering over you with a lecherous smile
>Your good mood dies faster then a hamster in a tumble dryer
>"Me?" You say to her, trying not to panic.
>"Of course I'm talking about you, get over here"
>You try to step away, but she grabs you.
>"Running away? After you posted that profile online?
>Ohhhhhhhh booyyyyyyyy.
>"What profile?" You say, trying to squirm away.
>"Don't deny it. Here" she says as she shoves her phone into your face
>It's open to TreasureBoys, a website well known for attracting boysluts who want to e treated lovingly by their partners
>Right there on the screen is a picture of your face, as well as all your info.
>You cell phone number, height, weight, even your favorite foods and your hobbies are listed.
>But the thing that catches your eye is the description
>"HI! I'm anon! I'm new to this but I'm hoping to be here for a long time! I'm looking for a nice caring sugermomma who's not afraid to get rough with me sometimes. It might not look like it, but I can take it!
>This is not going to be a good day

>>13137516
Don't read my mind.

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>>13137541
>Tea
>Disgusting
Yankee faggot.

>>13137542
Not eating is better over eating healthy, and if you can get on my level and eat one small meal a day, you won't have to worry about eating healthy that much. But while you're working on training yourself to eat less, eat healthy.

>Iced tea okay? I have a borderline addiction to raspberry iced tea.
I'm southerner so I drink Sweet Tea, but I guess iced tea and such is similar. Tea in general will be much better for you then soda.

>But it just grows back thicker!
Myth. Plus they make a cream to keep it from growing back now.

>Kay.
If you're not white, at least try to be Asian. If you can't be that either, you're fucked and will never be a cute boy.

>>13137550
>Skin color
Race is more then skin color. inb4 /pol/ but different races have different facial structures, and general builds. A black guy can look tough, but practically can never be cute. An asian guy can look cute but hardly look tough, and those that try either just look cool, or gay. Race is going to play a factor in what you can and can't pass off as, just like Genetics will.

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>>13137542
>posting trapshit
Go back to /lgbt/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137580
One word.

Run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137580
Now THIS is the appropriate time to crush her eye with your fist.

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>>13137582
>Not eating is better over eating healthy,
Not really, since it makes your body think "Oh, we're not getting enough nutrients, put everything on hold and anything eaten will be stored to fat till we get a steady income of food)

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>>13137492
If we're playing the way >>13137560 says, well I'm sure I could get any interested because I have no problem with women. More often than not, I'll be the one being hit on. Feels good to be gangsta.

I guess I would fail at staying with an elf or dragon because I hate haughty and stuck up women. Or pushy women, so no amazons, hornets or vampires.

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>>13137580
Death!

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>>13137536
That's a hard question, really. after the bankruptcy, things went south
Remember when I said Master anon got into gambling. He gambled all the families money. Every penny. Lost it all. No money meant no house, no maids, no a lot of things, really.
Anon was removed by the family entirely. Nobody knows where he is now. some say he's dead, others say he's probably deep in heroine or drugs.

Though, they weren't sent to the streets. I let them all stay with me. Master Anny, her younger brother master, let's call him Mouse, and their parents. they all lived in my family home which my father owned before he died. and they lived with me for years
It wasn't until their parents death that things changed. They died of two cancers: lung and breast. Master, lets call him F, was a heavy smoker, and suffered for it. Master M, the mother, died to something that ran in her family. Her kids were devastated. the funeral was the last I saw of Anon, who showed up miraculously for the day

Master Anny and Master Mouse lived with me for a long time. Anny went into medical, striving to not let people die like her parents, and master Mouse is I think in highschool? Or maybe college. Or maybe past that.
When anny moved out, so did Mouse. They were together like glue. Even when Anny got married, they still kept in touch as if she was married to two men. Anon is nowhere to be found, but I fear the worst

But, that's the gist of where they are now. Master Anny is now a medical surgeon, Master Mouse I think is going into law. And Master Anon is somewhere

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>>13137597
Exactly, ergo you don't eat until you burn that fat off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137580
Time to heat up a tree branch and gouge out that cunt's eye. Carve "NOBODY" into her flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137569
Stock up on undines

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>>13137582
>Starving yourself
Yeah no.

>Myth
BULLSHIT. I've tried. It came back thicker. I'm not just going "Oh well I heard..." this is goddamn experience talking.
>A cream to keep it from growing back
I think I've heard of that. I also think I remember hearing that it can cause some adverse, ingrowth issues.

Also, I am white. The kay was just, "Kay, good there." That said on the other thing, there are all kinds of builds in any given race, even if they are rarer than the common stereotype. As for Asians not being able to look tough, well, any Yakuza is my argument.

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>>13137600
>>13137596
>>13137605
These niggas got it, fuck the bitch up after out sprinting the Bro-Oni with no cardio from lifting all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137580
Youuuuu bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137603
2/3 ain't bad, good for them to have such bright futures and fantastic relations with one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137603
>Little Mistress became a surgeon
>Little Master becoming a lawyer

Well, seems good, all in all, even if a rough path to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137603
I wonder if the young master developed a fetish for onee-san characters and being lightly bullied. If he with some one? If so, how much does she resemble his sister? And what is your favorite MG?

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>>13137580
>Oni
Thank the cyclops for setting you up with the best of life partners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137643
>Wanting a manslut
Regardless of race, she's a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137643
>Best
>Is all about lifting
>No stamina for the long haul
>Crazy strength but only in short bursts cause she doesn't do endurance training
0/10, would not shake hands with.

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>>13137612
Yes. Although Master Anny on occasion would wonder where her older brother is now. But I'd say the loss of one strengthened the bond of two. For in this world, family is the only thing you need

>>13137614
The death of their parents was painful for them both. Master M was his mothers pride and joy, and visa versa. But her death really damaged him. The same with Anny. The bond between then strengthened, and so did they.
I'd like to think that, and not in a positive note, the death of their parents brought them closer than ever before.

>>13137642
Oh yes. Anny's light bullying overtime made him develop a light M side. I know this because sometimes when his siter wasn't around, he'd ask me, in a whisper, for me to bully him, to, quote: "have him feel as if his sister was with him."
I don't think he is currently married, but I do know that whoever he does find an interest to would have to go through his sister first.
I don't really have a preference, really. Too many good girls.

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>>13137580
Why not?
I'll stop if you give me a burger, /ss/ season is starting and ripptoe told me to bulk up so I can squat 3 plate that is what ss means right? You guys all want to get big for your mg waifus. Yes, Minotaur is best grill because GOMAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137659
Are you still a fairly constant figure in their lives? Do you yourself have servantile traits? Does a loving Vampire or Wight mistress do it for you? Or any other girl with a considerate amount of power and prestige?

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>>13137659
Well, sounds like they're quite close indeed. Nothin' wrong with that of course, and it's nice to know they've apparently settled into a happy life after everything they went though in the interm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137394

This is the biggest pile of horseshit I've read on these threads.

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>>13137656
>assumptions everywhere
>pays no attention to the wrestling team part
>racist stereotypes
ok anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137672
Maybe, but at least it's entertaining. And not a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137673
>Assumptions
Not likely
>Wrestling
Legal CP yuri
>Racist
Ok Traitor-kun, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137678
>Legal CP Yuri
What? CP because they're in high school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137678
>Legal CP yuri
what does this even mean
are you dissing rasslin
what are you gonna do when the hulkmania runs all over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137580
>"Come on little guy, don't you want to meet my friends? We know how to treat guys like you" she whispers into your ear as she slaps your ass
>You have to think of something quick.
>"Ehh, well. I'm already busy this afternoon! If I go with you, I won't have any energy left for her Sorry!"
>Not waiting for her to answer, you break away and run down the hall
>This has gone too far.You have to put an end to this now.
>You finally manage to locate the room for the photography club and open the door, stumbling inside.
>For a moment you expect to see Monica standing up and ready for your final battle but she's not here.
>You do see a Crow Tengu working on the computer.
>"Excuse me, I'm looking for Monica so we can settle something, where is she?" You ask, feeling the tension drain out of the room
>"In the storehouse for gym supplies" she replies in a somewhat irritated tone. "Costumes are in here, if you want one, find the one you're the most photogenic in"
>She points to a range of skimpy costumes, from a butler's uniform, to swimsuits and sexy cowboy outfits.
>You decide that you're fine without one and make your way to the gym and go through the doors of the storehouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137683
They ain't adults till they're 18 anon
>>13137684
Hulkamania ain't wresling
Wrestling is wearing a skin tight leotard, and aggressively groping another sweaty athlete, who 99.999/10 is another guy.

During my time wrestling in high school I saw so much gay shit that it made me seriously go full /fit/ for three years, with all their "no homo" bullshit.

I was that paranoid for being mistaken as gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137678
>Legal CP yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137692
>Legal CP Yuri
Well, thanks for helping me realize where to spend my free time in MGHigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137690
Well, time to see the full ring in action.
Better bring a bat to cave some skulls in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137695
As I told >>13137684, that ain't wrestling.

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>>13137669
After the death of their parents, I basically became their "father", so to speak. they could handle themselves, and Anny could pretty much take care of her little brother on her own, but they didn't treat me as a butler as they once was. More of a family member.
Why, it took me a while to stop treating them like higher figures. To not call the family Masters, to not serve them food, etc. And it was the same to them. I was treated like a formal uncle/father than a butler in time

Though I will say, serving as a butler for long periods of time does make me do, well, butlery things by default. Funny enough, the one thing that I've never stopped doing since not being a butler was speak with an accent.
I was trained to speak formal, and I do. Before it was forced, but now it's my default voice. It's funny having people ask me where I'm from, and they're baffled when i tell them something like Antarctica, when I sound like I come from Brittain

Though, my servitude has cons. i do after more of a servant to higher ups by default. I remember working somewhere and I treated my boss like he was a king. He was confused, even telling me to stop. But he got used to it in a while


>>13137670
Yes, I am happy they're living a happy life. I remember anny saying as long as she has her brother, she'll be happy
I remember when Master Mouse got sick once. A common flu. But Anny was in despair, like he caught the worse thing in the world. She didn't even allow me to nurture him back to health, she did it all herself. She never left his side when he ate soup, when he bathed, or even when he slept to rest. She was generally worried for his health

But he recovered.

>>13137672
This is why I don't tell stories. I have this strange ability to tell a story which sounds fake but is real. probably because I used to read bedtime stories to the masters, and that became my default way of telling stories

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1425536723215.webm
Would MGs like a Manderville Man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137708
>She never left his side when he ate soup, when he bathed, or even when he slept to rest.
I do hope you know how this all sounds. Especially to us of all people.

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>>13137715
As /d/eviant as we all are, I'm sure that they didn't have that kind of a personal life.
R-Right Mr.Butler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137692
>rasslin is gay
sounds like something a gaiboi would say

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137715
Yes yes, it sounds a bit yandere, I know. She just loved him and always kept him safe
You could say she was a closet yandere, really. She was shy and gave off an innocent aura, but, as you've read, likes to light tease and bully, and if very protective of her brother
I'd like to say that, after anon's removal and their parents deaths, this strengthen her protection to overprotection

>>13137718
No, they did not do anything lewd or depraved together. they saw each other as brother and sister, and nothing more
Why, the maid's influence did that to Master Mouse. After discovering what the maid was doing to him at a young age, he's very squeamish to physical contact. Why, other from her sister, his parents, and I who'd hug him, that was it. anyone else who'd touch him and he'd move away like two N N magnets

though, if it makes your imagination go wild, I will say that when he was sick, she would bath him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137727
And at what age approximately did this trend of sick bathing continue until?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I add a Paladin in my story? kinda low on creative juices at the moment and I want to make an anon happy.

He actively mentioned my story so I have to update it now and stop being a lazy fuck. I love you random anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137727
>Spoiler
You already said that.
>Yandere
I was thinking more just, y'know, generally incestuous, not yandere per-se. Though the earlier "Any potential wife will have to go through her" bit had more yandere connotations...

The "Almost like she was married to two men" line earlier didn't help with the incest interpretation either, by the by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137725
If I wanted to watch overpaid manchildren fake getting injured I would watch a soccer game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137739
>Sister and brother are ultra tight]
>Sis goes and marries some other guy
Was it NTR? Seriously though, it sounds like the young master is basically ruined for life in terms of women. He probably idolises his sister something hard.

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>>13137690
>"Come one, give us a smile" she hear Monica say as she lazily rolls reclines on top of a pile of gym mats.
>The person she is addressing is a boy who is down to his boxers, and looks like he regrets doing so.
>"I don't want to do this!" He shouts "Please just let me go!"
>Monica lets out a very long sigh and rolls over on her back
>"Boy, you know what people hate? A cunt-tease. If you're going to fuck with me and stop right before the end, then we'll just have to help you."
>She claps her hands a succubus appears from the shadows grabbing the boy and using her tail to his down his boxers
>She continued to hold him tight as a Skeleton photographer hobbled around him, snapping photos from all angles as he wailed.
>After they are down exploiting him, the succubus drops him and the puffy eyed human boy collects his clothes
>"Don't let me see you were again, you wimp! You can forget about that money!" Monica shouted after him, knocking a soccer ball into him.
>As she watches him run away, she sees you.
>"Oh hey anon"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137733
Until he was roughly 19, I think. It was such a long time ago
You could say that, even if they didn't see each other as nothing more than brother and sister, there was some incest /ss/ CC vibes, to sate you curious imagination

>>13137739
When Anny got married, Mouse was considered her "bridesmaid" and her husbands "best man" at the same time. Of course, a man or boy, cannot be a bridesmaid, but Anny still called him that, just to bully him
I remember getting a call from both parties one night. Mouse called me in a panic, wondering where his sister was because she wasn't answering the phone. I told him she was on her honeymoon, in Cancun. Immediately afterwards, Anny called, worried about her brother because every time she'd call him, his line was busy. They were basically calling each other at the same time
So eventually, I paid for Mouse to go to Cancun to join his sister on her honeymoon with her husband. That's where the "she's married to two men" line comes from

Unfortunately, I must cut the questions short, for I must go and depart. but, it was pleasant talking to you all about my, if you will, eventful life
Good night, everyone

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>>13137755
I swear I won't be satisfied unless you tear out her eyeball and destroy her reputation.

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>>13137762
>Mouse called me in a panic, wondering where his sister was because she wasn't answering the phone. I told him she was on her honeymoon, in Cancun. Immediately afterwards, Anny called, worried about her brother because every time she'd call him, his line was busy. They were basically calling each other at the same time

Fuck that's adorable.

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>>13137755
Nigger better grab a bat and go Conan on those cunts.
I want a cyclops with a gouged eye, a broken skeleton, and a succubus with ripped off wings and a split tail.
Yes I mad

[Anonymous No.]

Remember this?

Someone made a short Kobold Princess porn.

http://exhentai.org/g/792684/8aacc34341/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137762
Good night and godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137762
Thank you for sharing. Bull or not, we'll never know, but it was entertaining conversation regardless.

>>13137771
Agreed. Very much so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137492
I have a handsome face and a jawline I've heard described as "killer"
long hair, fairly tall, normal weight, not very hairy
I'm confident I'd be able to woo my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137755
>All those Monster Girls helping her abuse and make weak Human Boys cry
This isn't right. It's one thing to bully them out of love, but this seems to be lacking it. Just bullying and making them cry. What kind of Monster Girls would do that to a Human Boy? How many are behind this organization here? I mean, I'd imagine there'd be Monster Girls who, if they knew about this, would be busting heads because they were raised by their Mothers not to treat Human Boys like that.

This isn't loving bullying, being dominant, or sadism. This is just being a jerk. If none of the Monster Girls working their feel remorse for their actions, they're sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Dear Moth-chan, I think you're an inspiration for us all. When I grow up, I want to write groovy tunes as all the planets align as well!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137762
There are no gods here, only a thread on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137805
>lying Airy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137755
Oh boy, please let this go the route of Vengeance

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137810
>"I can hear you young Fairy, I can see you are hungry for the Rock, but to learn the ancient methods, sacred doors you must unlock!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137814
>Not hungry for the cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137817
TZICH you.
>"The Dragon's Tits were blazing when I stepped into her cave"

[Anonymous No.]

I have an important message for you all from Kenkou Cross!
Fried Frog tastes like very tender chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137755
>"What was that?" you question
>"Oh him? He agreed to work with us for some cash, but then he got cold feet. There's nothing worse then someone who just won't work with you" she says, making sure that you understand what she means by that last part.
>"I'm here about the lies you posted about me" You say, remembering why you're here. "Why would you do something like that?"
>"That should be obvious, because you pissed me off. All that talk about not being a slut is pure bull. I've never met a man who's not begging for it all day." her tone becomes angrier
>"So what if boys are all filthy sluts?! So what if they all go with the most popular girls? I don't care! I'm taking advantage of it! If there's money to of them I'll to be made off of them, I'll take it!
>She stares you down, panting wildly.
>"So you did everything because you hate boys for not liking you and you wanted to exploit them for money?" You ask her
>Monica almost falls off her makeshift throne
>" Don't say things like that! I could have any by I wanted, it's just that they're all stupid vapid sluts, that's all. Not my fault they have shit taste."
>"You do know it's rude to hurt others as a method of dealing with your insecurities ?" you tell her, trying your hardest to sound polite "I'm sure if you stopped being such a bitch then people would like you more"
>She considers what you said for a while.
>"I really told you that pisses me off stop that!"
>She hops down from her perch comes up to you.
>"One last chance" She says. "You be a good little boy and take off your clothes for me, and I'll tell everyone your profile was a fake"
>She eaves over her friends
>"Think carefully."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137826
Everything always tastes like chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
...and this is the part where you just punch her in the eye.

Blackmail is bad. Shit, self-composed blackmail like this? It's straight-up insulting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
>"Well how about you think this lady"
Then give her the bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137819
>Then I sliced her fuckin' shackles,
>With a long and shiny blade!
>'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
>Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
>And if you try to fuck with me,
>Then I shall fuck you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137838
>fuck
>not TZICH
One TZICHING job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
Theres no way that our protagonist didn't bring his cell phone to record this

Who am I kidding, anon never has brains

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
You know, I liked to bully cyclops before reading this.Now I'm going to make sure they don't graduate with an intact hymen and unbroken spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137841
>TZICHed the dragon
Ehh... Naw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137845
>expecting Moth-chan not to censor dirty words
She was raised better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
Whens this Cyclops gonna go full Bane? on us?

>"I was wondering which would break first: Your spirit or your spine?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
And then this is when you go Hotline Miami on her and her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
>Not succumbing to the rage
Eh... okay. Run a PSA campaign telling innocent young boys to stay away from her. She's just a bitter angry virgin who is looking to pull other people down to her level and will stop at no low. Run motivational seminars for all of her "friends" And convince them that they are better than that and they should leave behind her and her childish games. And then comfort the Cyclops once she's all alone, make her dependent on you, fuck her for however long you see fit before tossing her aside for some one else. If she tries to contact you, call her a delusional stalker and file a complaint. Film her once she goes batshit buttmad and use it as evidence of her mental instability and get her locked away too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137869
I really just want to hurt a cyclops. Even if it's in a sexual sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
>Fuck this
>You punch her right in the gut knocking her down.
>The succubus seems to taken aback by this, fighting really isn't her thing
>You continue to work Monica's body as she tries to shield herself using her arms
>The Skeleton just clacks and starts taking action pictures
>The succubus makes a grab for you, but you dodge
>Spying a cart full of volleyballs, you push it into the succubus, and it knocks her to the ground and rolls over her with a bump.
>She rubs her aching sides as you focus Monica
>As you're about to punch her again the Skeleton suddenly shoves a very skimpy maid uniform in your face. She must of gotten it from somewhere in the room
> She points to the uniform, then to Monica, then to the camera.
>"Wait, why aren't you helping them?" you ask her
>She pulls out her wallet and points to a stack of bills. Guess she as only in on it for the money.
>She waves both the maid uniform and the stack of bills at you and points to the camera.
>You think she's trying to suggest something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137828
just punch her in the eye already

hard enough to do visible, mid- to long-term damage, so somebody knows that something's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137869
>>13137875
>Implying she's worth the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137878
>Leaving witnesses to your violence
You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137878
Take her suggestion, then mug her.
Rewarded as a traitor deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137878
While I do think >>13137883 has a point, the Skeleton seems more interested in some giving you some counter-blackmail. Guess she prefers to side with the winner?

I see no reason not to go along with it. Get her dressed up, maybe see if we can talk the succubus into doing some lewd shit to her, take the pics, and then tell her to either retract the profile and tell everyone it's bull, or her pics'll be going up on some "Bully Me" sites.

[Anonymous No.]

Proper VR never
Our Illuminati overlords don't want people to get VR waifus because happy goy = bad goy

>Gunpei Yokoi was killed in a car accident after helping with the creation of the Virtual Boy
>Scott Reisse was killed by a car after helping with the creation of the Oculus rift
>Mike Ey is also killed in a car accident after helping with the hololens

Monster girl VR waifu never ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137889
>Bully Me sites
Too good for her. Make a profile for her on Scat-Fetishist websites. Also invite a Cait-Sith to bum out at her house just for insult to injury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137894
Has Sony's Project Orpheus suffered any similar tragedies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137894
Gunther, please. Next you're going to say the maintenance man is conspiring against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137897
>Spoiler 1
That's a tad harsh dude. How about just straight-up, almost non-sexual ryona sites?

>Spoiler 2
That's just silly flavor of the shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137889
I'm all for this.
Honestly people already believe the profile she made, so might as well make one for her in retaliation. Making her into a "dykeclops" would ruin her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137899
Well, devs won't touch the thing because it doesn't work the same was as Oculus Rift.
They need to redesign the game from the ground up to make it compatible, and both developers and publishers aren't willing to invest so much into a low volume product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137909
What would the Hatred Guy's waifu be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137894
It's the government
They're trying to keep VR from becoming a thing and ruining the economy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137906
>"dykeclops"
Report her for sexual deviancy and get her shipped to the nearest Nunnery to be gangbanged indefinitely

[Anonymous No.]

Would having a monster girl waifu prevent you from getting raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137913
By other monster girls? Yes.

By your waifu? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137007
>>13137909

I can't wait for this game to come out, it's going to transcend edginess

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137914
It's not rape if you're married
unless it's in the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137911
>implying it's not Terminator sent from future where humanity is killed by VR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137913
>>13137914
For the most part, yes.
Unless the rapist really, really, really likes you, to the point that she can't stand the thought of not being with you.

So, short answer, yes.
Having an MG will prevent you from being raped by other Monsters. Unless they're totally yandere for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137923
>implying there was anything wrong with living inside the Matrix

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137913
From random one-night rape snack? Yes
But if some MG really likes you and wants to husbando you, you are going to get a harem whether you like it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>Go out to eat with your waifu
>Elf waitress comes to take your orders
>You order first, waitress smiles and tells you that the dish you chose is an excellent choice
>Your waifu grabs you and yanks you onto the table, climbs on top of you and fucks you right there in the middle of the restaurant
>She never breaks eye contact with the waitress the entire time
>"I saw the way she looked at you, you need to establish dominance in these kinds of situations"
>Dismiss her as being a little ridiculous, she was just doing her job
>Three days later the elf shows up at your door, staring at her feet and meekly asking if she can come in
>Your waifu stands there with a smug grin on her face and mouths the words "I told you so"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137878
>"Come on Monica, let's play dress up" You say, shoving the maid outfit into her hands
>"I cant wear that! I'll die of embarrassment.!" She pleads
>"Monica, if a stupid vapid slut can dress like a slut and have photos taken, so can you. Now change"
>She scuttles behind some equipment and puts on the maid uniform
> When she comes out, you're impressed, it looks good on her, hugging her modest bust and thick thighs
>You're starting to get some lewd thoughts, but you shake down off
>You show her over to the middle of the floor and pull up a stool
>."Come on maid, sit in you master's lap" you gesture for her to sit on your lap
>She hesitantly sits down on your lap, obviously uncomfortable
>The Skeleton jitters and starts her work, every flash making Monica wince.
>The Skeleton stops and makes a motion of lifting up a skirt, and you follow, pulling up Monica's skirt so her panties are in full view.
>"Stop it!" Monica shouts as the Skeleton clatters in to take a close up
>She squirms on your lap, stirring up your lewd thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137943
I can't tell if its a good thing or a bad thing that my mind automatically replaced the 'with' from the first sentence with 'out'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137948
>hugging her modest bust and thick thighs
So we're dealing with a healthy cyclops slut?

Oh you better believe it's bullying time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137948
mmmmmmmmmmmmyessss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137948
Don't forget to confiscate the skeleton's camera and pictures.
captcha: coomss ayesrge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134129
>One turd in the water tank and you act like it's undrinkable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137948
Like I said, switch over to having the succubus do the lewd, give her an awful reputation. Don't want to accidentally screw up what we might have goin' with the cute wererabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137914
You can't rape the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137969
This is possibly the best argument in favor of that side of the debacle and I applaud you.

You're still wrong though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135083
You should totally bully Cheesenugget over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137948
nothing more bullyable than a smug healthy cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

Can monster girls even feel actual love? It looks like they "love" the first man they get to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137948
>You start to unbutton her uniform as she struggles against you
>"Stop it Damnit!" She cries as she thrashes around
>"Monica, please, nobody likes a cock-tease" you say to her as you continue to unwork her uniform
>You manage to pull it off of her, leaving her in her underwear.
>Embarrassed, Monica looks away
>As you fondle her bottom, you notice the succubus has gotten up
>You worry for a moment but she seems more interested in what you're doing now.
>"Need some help, mister man?" she giggles to herself as she limps up to you
>"You're not doing it very well you know" she says in a slightly dismissive tone "Let me how you how to do it"
>The succubus fondles Monica's breasts, showing you how to do it
>Soon, Monica is panting, rolling her body into your hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138016
No, only the first man to strike their fancy. They feel love, just more easily. But once they find a husbando, they're eternally loyal to him as long as he is loyal to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138016
>That picture
...nope, just gonna ignore it. We've had enough of that lately.

Anyway, yes, of course they can feel actual love. Many MGs do in fact have preferences towards the kind of man they want in the first place, and only attack him because they have a genuine interest in them.

Even those who don't, and just indiscriminately attack whatever guy they come across, will dedicate themselves heart-and-soul to the guy they do settle down with.

Love-Love is hard-wired into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138024
Great, now just peel away a bit, leave the Succubus to her good work, and help the skeleton take the pics.

Seriously, this won't make for good blackmail if you're implicated in them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138031
>ignore it
Donkey, please, you couldn't ignore dat if you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138016
As opposed to any human woman ever who'd feel actual "love" toward a man's wallet or social status? :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138037
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138016
Well it's kinda philosophical, isn't it?

Is it REALLY love if it gets doled out so freely, to a guy who doesn't necessarily have any compatibility with them, just because they raped him and liked the tingly feeling his sperm made in their womb?

I'd say it's kind of a moot point. They're eternally loyal, eternally horny, eat sperm for dinner, are immune to NTR, and want all the children you can give them.
I don't care whether you call that "love" or not, it's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138024
>You her hear mutter something
>"I'm sorry, could you repeat that" you ask her
>"F-f-uuck me. Don't be a tease, do it!
>"If you say so" you reply, trying to make it sound like a hassle.

>You push her down to the ground and work your way out of your pants
>The Skeleton is loving this, jumping towards the both of you.
>You lean in close letting her feel your breath on her skin as you hook your fingers in your boxers and pull them off
>Then you stop.
>"Eh, I don't want to fuck you, have fun with your friends" you say as you put your pants back on.
>"Huh? W-wait, you were going to fuck me! Do it!" Monica gets up, nearly colliding with the Skeleton.
>"I have a date with Clara , I can't be seen fucking around with you" You dismiss her as you walk away
>Monica starts to say something, but the succubus slides up to her.
>"Darling, why don't we finish up, hmmmmm? I'm sure you'll like it" The succubus whispered into her ear.
>The Skeleton began to take more pictures as you walked away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138047
>Is it REALLY love if it gets doled out so freely, to a guy who doesn't necessarily have any compatibility with them, just because they raped him and liked the tingly feeling his sperm made in their womb?
No it isn't. That's basically how a simple animal thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12128072
Then the question becomes "Are humans simple animals?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138075
Very complex animals, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138062
>Surprisingly, it all worked out pretty well after that
>Monica was humiliated and forced to apologize about setting you up as well as her part in the ring
>Nobody quite liked her after that,
>Your new-found boney friend agreed to hide your identity in all pictures taken, in exchange for your cut of the profit
> She did take over the ring after Monica left, and she turned it into an erotic photography club, based off the popularity of her pictures of you and Monica
>She ran it respectably and everyone involved was pretty happy.
>You and Carla got together and continued to be a long relationship throughout your school years.
>It ended, but the both of you had a goof time and you still kept in touch afterwards.
>The oni lost her next tournament because she was too focused on gains and forgot to do everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138075
Since I had the misfortune of actually meeting some, I can honestly say that they are.

Even if some of them like to pretend they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138062
Yes, yesssss....

>>13138047
>>13138072
They also adore being around you, like it when you show them the same affection they dole out, will do anything they can really to try and make you happy and comfortable...and generally, just kind of inspire one to return their sincere affections. That's love if I've ever heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138042
>>13138081
I know I'm on /jp/ but I can't help but laugh at these betas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138080
Eh. It was fun, but it ended a bit too neatly. If Clara ever saw the pictures of Monica, followed by she and Anon fucking, she might go, "I recognize that bulge!"

Unless Skellington-chan actually deleted all evidence of you in the pictures, which would include shirt size, skin tone, clothing, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138080
>High School Romance with MGs
>Doesn't turn out happily ever after
Blasphemy! And that's okay. Things happen, and an amicable split is the best anyone can really ask for.

>Smugclops got what's coming to her
>Skeleton made it into an erotic photo club out-right
Lewd. Reminds me of the club idea I came up with a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138089
> pretending to be an alpha
> on 4chan

If I wasn't so emotionally exhausted from Cait Sith raging I'd tell you to not say unnecessary things, onii-chan.

Fuck it: "Don't say unnecessary things, onii-chan"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138093
>"I recognize that bulge!"
No one, and I mean no one, not even a sex-crazed MG, would recognize such minute details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138072
>No it isn't. That's basically how a simple animal thinks.
Well, if you want to call my bluff, I think so too.
But if I fetishised human-style love as opposed to rutting animalistic mate-lust I wouldn't have much business being here, would I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138097
>> pretending to be an alpha
There's such a thing as a middle term, you know.

>>13138089
These guys are the kind that non-jokingly say "at least monster girls r monster on the outside.............".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138104
At least you aren't delusional like others, and that's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138108
I do say it non-jokingly. Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't give a FUCK

my only issue with sith is It doesn't arouse me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm into Monster Girls for the Love-Love, not the nymphomania.

Anybody else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138122
Me. But also sex. Kinky, lovey-dovey sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138122
Basically this: >>13138047

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138127
primal love isn't love, silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138122
> Anybody else?

The impression I get from these threads is that it's EVERYBODY else, anon.

Except me
Suffering the ironic fate of patronizing the reverse-rape-and-spermivorous-sluts thread only to find it filled with waifu praising and cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138131
>primal LOVE isn't LOVE, silly
>love isnt love
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138131
Because if all monster girls could develop real feelings instead of acting like brainless animals these guys would still remain alone, so go easy and let them think that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138126
Well yes. It's like a nice cherry on top.

>>13138127
Well, disappointing that.

>>13138132
Well, I'd say current evidence suggests you're not the only one. Xantcha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138136
>x+y=y

:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138144
>x=0
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138144
>love is math
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138150
>What is logic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138154
>love
>logical
CHANGE PLACES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138154
>Looking for logic in an often illogical emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138154
>students taught thousands of maths problems they'll never ever encounter again
>logical

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138162
Yes, that's what we humans do.

How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138154
>2 abstract concepts can be expressed with x+y=y
ok

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monster waifu whom I can actually love and be loved by, and with whom I can reach for my dreams with, eventually escaping the coils of the Earth itself, plunging forth into the vastness of space.

And as a bonus, free myself from the shackles of the internet.
Then some kind of extranet or some shit will get invented, linking humanity's information network across the cosmos, and I'll be right back to square fucking one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138168
>abstract
ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138176
Define love then, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138170
You want a Shai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138180
It's just chemicals dude. Don't make it more complex that it actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138190
Ouch. You've been rejected HARD, haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138190
I'm not, all I'm asking is how is primal love not love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138190
I think the 'abstract' version of love is more describing the sum of the effects of the chemicals and the emotions associated with it.

Sort of like how 'happy' is abstract, but can be described by dopamine and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138184
Aren't they the black people from Game of Thrones?
Big-budget show full of sex and dragons and dragon breastfeeding but no fucking dragongirls, FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138190
By that merit Pain doesn't exist. It's just a bunch of nerve impulses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138191
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138195
No, I meant the Spaceworm called Shai from PRW's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138184
I'm, that's...wh-
>>13138202
Ooooh. Nah. But she is pretty cool admittedly.

>>13138195
That is a damn shame.

>>13138194
I maintain that just because you can explain what triggers the emotions, doesn't make the fact we feel and experience them any less valid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138205
>Nah
Why not? She's the loveliest lady in any of the stories out writefags have written.
Or at least from the ones I've read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138195
Spaceworm. Her name is Shai. Your post a decent description of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138205
>just because you can explain what triggers the emotions, doesn't make the fact we feel and experience them any less valid.
Whatever floats your boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138214
>I know how something works
>therefore it doesn't affect me
Is that what you're saying? I don't get your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138207
>Loveliest lady in any of the stories our writefags have written
Well, I definitely don't agree with that. But I do think she is quite nice from what's been written of her thus far. She's just not my type. The way she's been written thus far, a kind of perverted dork, rather reminds me of my ex to an extent. The kind of girl I'd rather just be friends with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138217
I don't have a point.

I'm just passing time, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138223
Perverted dorks are the best though.
>don't agree with that
Then who is better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138202
>>13138210
I just figured out the part where she got the name. Thanks google. I don't have a slowpoke big enough for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138210
The anon talking about ascending to space with his waifu and the anon talking about fantasy negroes are different anons.
And it sounds like neither of them like intergalactic sandworms
Which is ironic because I liked Dune by Frank Herbe...
> Shai
> Shai-Hulud
> IT'S A CONSPIRACY I BET THE TANUKIS DID THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138228
Eh, leave it be, everybody has their own taste in waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138225
Should find a better use of your time than positing a meaningless platitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138231
No more conspiracy than a guy named Paul and a Slime named Jessica in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138228
As >>13138234 says. Perverted dorks are cute, but like I said, not my type. I'd rather just bro it up with them than date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138236
That would require effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138234
>leave it be
So what harm is there in you telling me who is yours? I'm not going to hunt you down and kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138229
>>13138231
I'm glad Im not the only slowpoke
reread the part where he names her. He's looking through his book collection and pulls that name out of his ass. He had dune in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138241
Not that guy. I am curious myself though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138241
not him, but yo udidn't ask him for his waifu, you asked him who was better. Which is posed as an absolute, which doesn't exist when it comes to OPPINIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138237
Oh fuck
And I actually read that one.
I maintain that carrying a slime around as a dessicated core counts as waifu abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138244
Okay, fuck it. Asking for someone's opinion is a no-no. Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138237
>>13138231
> Love Dune
> Read the Brian Herbert + Kevin J. Anderson prequels
> [screams externally]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138245
No it doesn't. She's a Slime. How is she supposed to keep herself moist in the fucking desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138252
Why would you do that anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138253
By having a lover worth a damn :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138246
Nah man, it's just you gotta be less absolute with the phrasing. The way you said it made it look like you were trying to pick a 'my waifu>your waifu' fight and most people avoid those like the plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138268
>less absolute
I assumed that the context made it clear I was asking for the other guy's opinion, but like I said, fuck it.
>he way you said it made it look like you were trying to pick a 'my waifu>your waifu' fight
>>13138241
>So what harm is there in you telling me who is yours? I'm not going to hunt you down and kill you.
Yeah. Totally picking a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138253
By forming a hard outer crust and making herself into a waifu stillsuit
What story are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138267
Explain further.
>>13138277
Waters of Prosperity, by Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138253
> How is she supposed to keep herself moist in the fucking desert?

I'm not offering solutions to your transport woes, I'm simply saying that having your body melted off you and being kept in someone's pocket as a sensory-deprived kernel without the ability to interact with anything until they choose to dump you in a puddle.. is not a fate I would subject an enemy to, let alone a lover.

Slime is mai waifu, and my method of dealing with the problem would be to not travel to an environment which is inimical to her existence in the first place. There are other quests, in other lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138273
Not that one. This one:>>13138228

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138281
>my other post doesn't count because I made it clear in that one I wasn't picking a fight
I'll just stop now. I get that I'm the bad guy here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138228
>>13138241
>>13138243
Like the other anon said, there is no "Better" per se. It's all a matter of preference. If I were to pick a waifu out of all the writefaggotry I've read though, it'd probably be the Unnamed Lego Anubis from Trachyon's story.

On the other hand, if I were to pick a favorite writefag character based on how well-written she was, or invested in the story I got, I'd probably say Tuon from DILLAW's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138278
>Explain further.
Okay Shirou. You see, a lover is one who makes love. A good lover knows what excites his woman, what she loves, and does it well. An excited woman will lubricate in anticipation of sex, and that lubrication is generally wet and moist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138265
I didn't know what I would find
I was unaware
I WAS UNAWARE!
Omnius grill when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138279
>sensory-deprived kernel
I'm assuming a Slime core without the Slime would be like a hibernating water-bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138289
So where does this moisture come from? The girl. Where does the girl get the liquids for that? They're in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138296
Semen and Pussy juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138285
>Tuon
based wheel of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138298
They're in the desert. They're losing liquid at a high rate. Maintaining a Slime's body while liquid is constantly evaporating would leave him dead and her as a core within a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138292
I'd still do her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138301
I think the comment about keeping her wet from her own arousal may have been a joke, anon.
I would have said that "under MGE rules" a high-powered incubus and waifu really can perpetual-motion-machine their own sexy times and fluids, but the events of the last two days mean I really can never say "under MGE rules" with a straight face ever again
It's probably for the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138311
Not to forget that Alp has on several occasions voiced his disdain for MGE rules even before the Cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is dead in here. Maybe a Slimebutt will get some life into you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138340
Apparently not. Lemme try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138340
Why are slimebutts the most spankable butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138390
ripples

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138390
But P'Orc butt is more spankable.
>>13138394
On the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138390
Because fluid dynamics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138047
I love me some pasties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138431
>>13138407
Can slime girls have pasties, or would it sink right through them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138446
That sounds a little redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138450
But pasties hiding inverted nipples is the best. How will my slime waifu cope with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138446
I think that they are just consciously absorbing anything. So unless they want to eat it will just stick to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134355
>>13134361
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137608
>BULLSHIT. I've tried. It came back thicker. I'm not just going "Oh well I heard..." this is goddamn experience talking.

It's an illusory effect that's pretty well documented. Hair naturally tapers to a point, but when you shave it cuts off at a thicker section of the hair so when it grows out further, it appears thicker. The reason waxing and plucking don't cause it to "get thicker" is simply because they remove entire hairs rather than cutting them in half, so any regrowth has the tapered point.

Hair is just keratinous protein, and is not itself alive. Trimming it can't change the number of hair follicles you have or the kind of hair your genome sequences for, any more than trimming your nails does.

[Anonymous No.]

What are these strange creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138563
Judging by the artist probably futa, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138566
I was wondering about the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138563
Well, I see the Great Eye on her shoulder so I was going to say tau when I saw blue, but then I saw the knife ears.

I have since then come to the conclusion that I need to go to fucking sleep holy shit.

I also read to much into the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138570
The tall one is an anthropomorphed futa'd flesh hound of Khorne, and the other one I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138580
I figured it out, she's a mutant of tzeentch, the bird hands gave it away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138582
Why does she have knife ears then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138586
It's chaos anon, trying to explain that shit is like trying to figure out why cows moo or some other redundant statement.

In other words "lolrandom". I blame the Gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138589
But Chaos predates both Gods and Titans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138563

Left one is a Greater Daemon of Tzeentch, right of Khorne. From a 40k quest on /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138589
I understand, I just don't remember seeing a follower of Tzeentch with knife ears while being FUTA and not following Slaanesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138598

There's no futa involved whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138593
And yet, the closest thing we can equate them too is gods.

If you want to get down to it, they are born of the roiling masses of emotions that started when the first sentient being picked up a big rock and bashed in the brains of its neighbor for a shinier rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138595
Thanking you kindly, sagacious one. I'm a tap dat red one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138599
>less
>no futa
He just hasn't drawn the dicks yet.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is surprisingly shitty. Or has it actually been significant exodus of sensible anons after the kitty update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138605
We've had worse, with less justification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138605
Just wait until we get the "hey guise wanna see my new fursuit :3" crowd and you will then see truly shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

Japan is truly a land of wonder and fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138141
>apparetnly picrelated is the outcome of genuine real feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138637
It is you filthy misogynist :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138642
The pic actually makes it's point on both genders more or less (and that's how I see it, too).

Not that there's something wrong with misogyny tho :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138652
Its cause I'm thinking of the statistics about female hypergamy, not this particular pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138634
Money well spent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138122
No, I just put up with the first since nobody likes my bitching about it and that I don't know how to waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138605
>after the kitty update?
Slow bleed, not blunt force trauma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138340
I can never stop thinking about having a slime girl shove herself up dick and into my balls so I literally cum out our children.
Should I be ashamed?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Today will be a good day for adventures! If only I happened upon someone to adventure with!"
Well guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138737
No thanks, we don't want any adventures!
Dreadful things they are. Make you late for dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138740
>"Far over the Misty Mountains cold~"
>Lizardman uses Inspiring Song on Baggins!
>It's Super Effective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138748
Yeah no, I read the book. Bad shit's gonna go down and that lizardman is orc chow or worse: it could be like the movies.
No adventures thank you,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138737
Didn't some hotshot already save the world last week?
Aren't all the temples also being cleaned out and redecorated as new homes for Echidnas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138766
>like the movies
So more badass - if nonsensical - action scenes and less singing?
You could always go on a completely different kind of adventure. Like going into the woods to look for Atlas Beetle Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138774
Is there something wrong with adventures that aren't about saving the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138778
>the adventure is just a day alone in the woods
>away from prying eyes
I like this adventure already, I shall join the lizardman in her quest
the action scenes were not badass, they were stupid, filler, and of no consequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138788
>he isn't entertained by mindless action
So how did you lose your testicles? Did you get gored by a bull or just turn Alp?
Mindless, stupid action is the best when you're in the right mood you know. It's why something like Asura's Wrath is so well liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138780
All adventures lead to saving the world
And it'd be very rude walking into someone's house while they're still renovating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138793
I was already invested in the story and cared for the characters, and its not like the book lacked in action either.
Like you said, it's good in the right mindset but it ill fits the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138809
The book is always better than the movie, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>sperging over latest MGE update
>autism whenever furries are mentioned
>unironic misogyny
>objectifying monster girls
>only wanting them to fill your pathetic existence and have sex

new low

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138634
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138816
>Implying The Thing wasn't better

Seems a lot of times, the ones that break the rule are ones people forget are based on stories at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138823
>different people with different opinions
Woah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138823
>abiding furfaggotry
>deriding others for using the MGE like nips want to
new low

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138828
>The Thing
Ah, but that's more complex than you think. The Thing you're thinking of was a remake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138829
>>13138830
nothing justifies your sad sperg out you manchildren

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138832
>Implying I don't know that
And it wasn't so much a remake as a more faithful adaptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138835
>your opinions are wrong because I say so
Found the autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138842
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138841
I don't want to argue with you. Let's see here... The book is USUALLY better than the movie.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monster girl I can relate to and feel a connection with, liking each other for both our appearance and personality.


Wait, that's the same as a real life girl. What if I just like monster girls for their looks? I don't deserve them...

[Anonymous No.]

How does one write a character to be as awesome as Uncle Dante without screwing it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138849
>Wait, that's the same as a real life girl.
ppppffffthahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138849
>Those people who always vote by species

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138854

You actually write something instead of bitching to us about how you can't write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138849
>that's the same as a real life girl
If you HAD a Monster Girl, she WOULD be a real life girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138860
Did a writefag rape and kill your mom or something?
You're the one bitching here, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138862
Don't remind me. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137394
>At least she wasn't clearly molesting him like one of the others to the youngest master. I swore she found out what /ss/ was and said 'hey, let's re-enact that!"

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137467

Jesus, I can "hear" the silence in those last two panels. Pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Is UNLIMITED POWER worth the chastity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138854
I want a white haired devil, who acts like Dante then I want to impregnate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138887
Does she wear a red coat, with no shirt or bra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138884
Stay chaste enough to teleport to
MGE land

After that I wouldn't care

[Anonymous No.]

What'cha doing nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138893
Lamenting myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138893
Pondering ethical quandaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138890
Of course she does.

Really acrobatic as well

Could be real fun in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138900
Does she get pierced by your Hyper Weapon a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138047
>I'd say it's kind of a moot point. They're eternally loyal, eternally horny, eat sperm for dinner, are immune to NTR, and want all the children you can give them.

That sounds pretty much like instinct. And instinct is a primitive forme of sapience, which sounds really fucking sad. Sounds like they're kinda just there to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138899
You can't bang the damn cat without being a furry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138849
>Wait, that's the same as a real life girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138902
but they're inhuman monsters, the biggest issue is not their near uncontrollable instincts but the fact you're fucking one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138893
Despairing over the fact it's snowing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138902
Holy shit you fucking nailed it. That ain't love, those are such simple needs you might just be fucking an animal that can talk.

>>13138914
Does it matter when you two develop a strong bond based on feelings and not mere carnal acts? This is what makes these two situations very different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138927
yes, it matters.
to us it seems like no better than fucking an animal, but to them it's just normal since love, hunger, and sexual cravings are synonymous.
they function on an entirely different level than us and have different moralities,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138934
>they function on an entirely different level than us
an inferior level than us, for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138908
But I was referring to>>13138884

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138893
>Can't bully the GAZE
That can't be right. I mean, she sorta looks like a cyclops, she must be bullyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138949
But unlike a Cyclops, she has MORE eyes than you do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138892

>Stay chaste enough to teleport to MGE land

>If you stay a virgin til your late 30s, you're teleported to a world with Monstergirls

Fuck being a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138901
You know it, although it's really weird that she keeps screaming that I'm the one who should fill her womb with white.

Whatever, she's pretty fun to watch do target practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138893
Just restocking the fridge.

It's been pretty empty since that Oomukade visited.

Why don't you stay a while and have a drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138953
But they are still hung up over the single central eye, there must be some bullying potential there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138972
They just counter bully you into liking their one eye.
Throwing sand in it may prove effective

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138960
>an Oomukade emptied someone's fridge
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138893
Trying to figure out how to clean a sheepgirl onnahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138976
I would Anon but I'm afraid a certain someone would get their job jimmies rustled

I am taking responsibility though, can let an Oomukade that soft loose on the world.

Poor thing wouldn't know what to do with her new curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138122
No, and I wish you handholding, doing x in missionary lovefags would fucking disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138985

Nigger cleaning that shit's easy. And you if niggers don't clean yo pocket pussy out ya'll just fucking yourself in the long run.

Step 1: Stop being a bitch
Step 2: Throw some water in a pot. Make sure it's black, like my missing father.
Step 3: Heat that shit up
Step 4: Once it starts boiling reduce to a simmer and toss yo pussy in. No, not the one you whore out like an alp.
Step 5: Let that shit sit for 30 minutes
Step 6: Dry yo Pussy out. Again, not your ass nigger.
Step 7: Rinse and repeat as needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138972
All those eyes and she still can't get a boyfriend

Don't know if that's better or worse than a monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138993
>teases about a cute Oomukade
>doesn't then talk about her because autists will be triggered
You're just a big bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138995
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138995
You first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138997
I've had other ones before, but they were the kind you turn inside out to clean. This one appears to be unable to so I just wasn't sure. Still pretty glad I found it, seems to be designed by Z-Ton. Or at very least he did the box art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139009
>>13139014
Fuck you. Setting runs on rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139020

If it's silicon-based (most are) you can try throwing it in the dishwasher. No shit. Just test the cleaning agent first to make sure it isn't going to dissolve the pussy.

Also consider visiting >>13129362

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139036
setting has furfaggotry, let's not use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138823
>>unironic misogyny
Wot
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139043
Not the same thing friendo.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to read a story about special forces from Earth being sent to MGE to gather information.

Something happens, trapping them there and they have to survive and find a way home.

Luckily, humans from Earth are 'hollow' to the locals and don't produce spirit energy or take in DE. As such most things avoid them.

The Order however is interested in them and tries to capture them, and there is a group in the Demon Lords forces that is also trying to capture or kill them for being horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138999
What do you want me to say anon?

How a pale, shy oomukade broke into my home and downed a months worth of Hathor Milk?

Her flat chest reaching holstaurus levels and her hips surpassing those of any echidna?

How her flat belly now has a little layer of softness to grope while you whisper into her ear?

How I opened my door to find her a stuttering, weeping wreck who couldn't handle her new assets?

How I shushed her as she panicked, rearing up and knocking things off the counter, trying to intimidate me.

How I calmed her down, took her to my room and showed her the glories of her new body?

How she's moved into my house and now wraps me up every night to coo and cuddle me as he delicious HEALTH presses into me?



Yep, can't tell anyone that because I may trigger that one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138884
>not having yandere wererabbit girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puYJ0Ojp5cI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139045
Saying MGs would be better than human women is now misogyny, didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139057
Well that guy is going to have bad time, since I've also got a malnourished Oomukade who will soon be eating some delicious home cooking.
And when I say soon, I mean like next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you want to go on adventures with monstergirls
>tfw you want to keep everyone's spirits up with your violin late at night in grim times
>tfw you want to learn how to bring the inner good out of all of your enemies and grant them redemption

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139062
Are we raided by tumbrl feminazis or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139068

Well too bad, you get killed by an actual horse in an explosion. No Dragon x Hinezumi cuddle piles for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139073
That simulation was silly. We should've had one with just write- and drawfags.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to force a wurm to bully someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139051
Do they have any form of transport?

A pack of werewolves fruitlessly trying to catch a jeep would be funny as fuck.

Meanwhile the dudes in it are singing along to teenage dirtbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139080

Impossible. Their egos are too big to fit into a single image.

Besides, the moment you start doing that you end up being no better than /ksg/ (i.e. circlejerking namefags). We're already pretty low as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139072
you wanted monstergirls. dont complain now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139087
But don't some of them have negative egos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139085
>teenage dirtbag
>not greased lightning
Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139090
Hey, teenage dirtbag is a song to sing in the car with friends.

So is soft cell's tainted love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139099
Well then anon. Sing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139099
my Generation Kill nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139106
Not with them........

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139120
You were hitchhiking at night, anon. No cars were passing by. You could hear the sounds of the night, of the jackals and cougars and wolves. They stopped for you. And you got on. Now SING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139124
They're not your friends, Anon. Besides what place has jackals, cougars, and wolves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139124
What if I wanted a cougar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139124
I'm never singing with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139131
The same kind of place that has Monster Girls.
>>13139133
It's not that kind of cougar. It's the kind that looks like a military vehicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139124
>Jackal

You double nigger, why didn't you tell me I was in Egypt? Anubis girls, here I come!

[Anonymous No.]

You are now aware that there are no bears in Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139131

The coyote has been called the american jackal so pretty much all of the old rockies.

>>13139137
>Implying there are cougars outside the Americas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139147
The coyote in not a jackal though. Giving it a colloquial name doesn't make the species something different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139155
>people took my silly joke and turned it into an argument
The horror, the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139155

It was defined that way more recently. A hundred years ago, people were still arguing over whether to lump it in with wolves or jackals or make it its own thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139145
once upon a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139051

>The Chief God takes an interested in these humans who were bloodthirsty throughout
>When she approached our humans and tried to recruit them to join the order she just found that our humans were just tired of everything not at all like she hoped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139145
>Bullshit, if there's brown bears in Arabia, there had to be brown bears at least in North Africa
>Went extinct two hundred years ago

O-okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139163

You know they still have lions with Barbary blood in them in zoos? They're just like Red Wolves, the pure line is pretty dead and only hybrids of various purity are left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139161
What is this supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139187

L4D Witch. I don't even like the game but you know, cultural osmosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139161
Someone looks startled.

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant Familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139167
She offers them power and the chance to kill her enemies

>"Bitch, we're tired, hungry, pretty fucking annoyed and all we want is to get home. Go fuck yourself."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139231
>they slay monsters where they go
>the humans note the lack of anger or even real hatred on the team's part

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139236
>They're professionals and ain't in it for the hatred, anything they kill is just another target between them and the objective.
>Their cold attitude makes both sides think that they are abominations and try to kill them.
>The squad runs out of ammo and supplies, have to improvise and use CQC training.
>End up in the Demon Lord's castle, looking for a way to open a portal home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139163
You'll never had a 9 foot tall barbary lion mg waifu who gives the best snu snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13136678
Hey wiznog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134111
>Come back to /mgt/ for the first time after a few months
>See this
What the actual fuck has happened?

[Anonymous No.]

I promised a ring for her finger, ribbons for her flaxen hair~
I promised never to set sail in foul weather but stay by her side at the shore~
Oh, fare thee well you Barbary Merchants~
Fare thee well to the Spanish Blockade~
Fare thee well to the Strait of Gibraltar~
And the treacherous Sea of Cathay~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139252

>Eventually by accident they bump into the Demon Lord herself.
>She asks what it is that has driven them to act the way they have
>They look amongst themselves, then back at the DL and shrug
>"We're just a buncha guys trying to get home."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139290
Is that a bottle of mayo near the bread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139296
Who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfAmPGhcNLQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139300
Looks like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13134111
>People bitch about cosplay-tier for forever
>We get this
THIS IS YOUR FAULT COSPLAY-TIER FAGS
YOU WANTED THIS
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON US

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139310
>implying that I didn't want this to happen
now I have inspiration for a new fursuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139319
That's not funny, guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139310

I wonder if there was any backlash in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139329
Probably not, Unfortunate Nekomata is so MOE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139291
>One of the guys goes down after running out of ammo and ends up having to fight a pack of werewolves with just his fists and a frying pan.
>Takes like two of them out before they overwhelm him with numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139062
>>13139072
unironically retarded

>>13138637
>>13138652

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139068
it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139290
>>13139306
I was hoping people would take this as a cue to talk about ruggedly handsome sailor ending up in Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139352
zipangu is a shit place within KayCee's canon that's divided into several regions, most of which are hostile to monsters to the degree there are several families dedicated to their extermination. Yet it somehow is a paradise for monsters and humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139362

Source or GTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139333
I know it was translated as Garfield but what was it originally referencing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138858
To be fair, I've come to do that because I've come to believe that said species has the highest likelihood of producing girls with the personality and interests that I find appealing and interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139365
the profile of the black kitsune from fallen maidens for the grimderp, the 1st world guide for how zipangu is "the utopia of monsters and humans living together"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138884
Here's one for you.

Is the power to save the Space-Time Continuum, and thus your waifu and daughteru, from complete destruction worth it if that power causes them to lose their memories of you whenever it's used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139346
Is that 'unironic' to you? There's even a smiley left for people with your IQ, goddamit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139368
Garfunkel, not Garfield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139380
/b/-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139378
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139376
Fallen Maidens isn't canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138854
>>13138887
>>13138890
"Ara ara, you see something you like, kid?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139391
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139390
It is.
the published fanfiction that names the harem dude that marries them all is not.
his name was like Elt or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138823
>Unironic misogyny
>Objectifying monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139391
>Dante
>Ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139391
Don't make her an ara ara, just give her Dante's personality.

That way it's even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139390

Fallen Brides*

But it doesn't matter since his source doesn't talk about his claimed grimderp at all. MGU fag go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139329
Nope. Just a round of "Cute" and then they moved on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139397
>>13139398
stop wasting the image use with your funny reaction pics and memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139397
Either this or he is comically stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139398
>Yare yare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139408
>Implying they won't be deleted
Are you new here?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to meet a Guardian of the Underworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139376
>most of which are hostile to monsters to the degree there are several families dedicated to their extermination
Koyoi's profile mentions one family and one region hostile to monsters with no mention of others and not "most regions being hostile to monsters" and "several monster slayer families."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139414
That hardly ever happens, though.

[Anonymous No.]

I just learned David Hasselhoff is going to be the host of a new Finnish talkshow.
Tell me how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139421
Which monstergirl would Hasselhoff like the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139420
Well, blame the newfags and assholes.

I'm only one of those, and only on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139418
Where there's smoke there's fire
I was mostly just taking the piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139415
I want to kiss her belly and make the ghosties watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139428
A Doppel. She could turn into him, the only partner worthy of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139428
A Sea Sponge Girl and Starfish Girl

>"I RODE HE HASSLEHOFF"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139428
A lifeguard mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139440
Shut your filthy mouth anon.

Have you no shame?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope I never have a waifu that wants to go to a beach or wants to dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139456
...what kind of sad little person are you, that you don't want to go on fun dates with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139456
Why? Beaches are great. Don't you love to sunbathe and swim all summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139457
I'll do pretty much everything else other than dance or swim.

>>13139458
No I don't I hate swimming and I can't dance for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139456
I could understand beaches if you know of all the shit that lives in coastal waters, but dancing? Come on, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

When word reached the various religious groups from the Mamono world they all felt universally like we were some sort of ordeal.

You yourself find yourself approached by followers of Hathor, Amaterasu, Poseidon, the Fallen God, etc throughout your week. Whatever ways they try to gain your interest they all uniformly express the desire to heal you and the rest of earth's humans.

Which group would you visit first? If any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
Hathor without a question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
I tip my fedora and moonwalk away.
100% godless heathen is how I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139464
Clearly you need a scylla to teach you both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139458
I live up north ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139464
>doesn't like swimming
You're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
>>13139475

Just to clarify, I'd visit hathor.

Not worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
I'm torn between which I'd visit first. Sabbath, Set, or Bahamut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
Amaterasu, if I don't like the, then Hathor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139480
So do I. Summer is still summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139482
>visit Hathor
>tease her
>take advantage of her kindness
>"Sorry, I'm not interested"
>leave
>she tries not to cry
>cries like a Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
>Worship
I suppose the sheep do need a shepard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139481
i want to bully her right in her stupid face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
None, I am fairly happy with my life.

Instead I continue on my path to becoming a tech-priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137492
Almost none of them would.

Huh, guess that's why many here like monster girls of the more... mindless kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
gather a bowl of forest eggs and have her eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139470
Hathor immediately. All she'd have to do is send a Holstaur to my door and I'd start following her around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139506
ALL of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139499
I want to bully her right in her fish tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139504
And then there are those of us who prefer the more intelligent girls. We're just deluding ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139329
They like her so far.
Probably not enough to fuck the cat, but she would receive a good deal of cuddles and headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139513
>projection

[Anonymous No.]

>>13135451
Patch her up, try to bring her around to consciousness, let her know that I want to help her, hopefully find somehwere to hide her away until she fully recovers and then run the fuck away when she's strong enough because fuck the army, I ain't about that life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139519
You're here, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139524
Not because of any of the reasons listed. I just fear being cheated again so I dive head deep in fantasy land with girls who have anti-ntr mechanisms.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite really-low-level monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139529
Well. Sucks to be you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139534
Lizardman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139514
>cuddles and headpats
There was some of that in this thread too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139534
Goblin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139488
I'll be friends but I can't worship another god unfortunately.

I would be open to a relationship though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139536
Nah, I'm pretty content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139534
You mean one that can be beaten by anyone? Slime I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139534
Hobgoblin.
>>13139547
Christ-kun pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139547
>another god
Who's the first one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139329
> Japanese people
> disrespecting new content

It never happens, anon. They're so hierarchical KC could literally draw a piece of shit as a monstergirl and they'd say "So kawaii Kenkou-sensei!!"

We may be prone to excoriating overreaction here, but at least we are culturally capable of speaking truth to power.

There is, apparently, nowhere that does a happy medium

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139509
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139551
>I can beat a Slime you guys!
No. No you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139550
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139562
Anon don't start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139562
I could beat her by walking away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139562
Oh for fucks sake just screw off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139565
>>13139566
I have no words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139558
Big G

>>13139557
Sorry anon.
Thems the rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139564
No more anxiety, since my waifu can never cheat on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139534
I like low-level monsters the most because I'm so beta that even in my fantasies I can't believe that a rare, high-level one would want me
But it's alright though, 'cos slimes are bretty cool waifus anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139572
>Big G
Your worship a Gundam or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139572
You just need a succubus to mindbreak you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139577
He's talking about Godzilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139559
>But at least we are culturally capable of speaking truth to power
Sure, anonymously, over the internet.

Even with Japan's heavily restrained culture though, they just don't see this as something to freak out so much over. Furry's no more stigmatized than any other fetish over there, nor are its fans any more vocal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139534
What counts as low level?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139584
Oh, right. That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139559
There's also the fact that Japanese don't view furries as a huge horrible thing, and their furries also aren't as much of extremist subhumans as the ones in the west, so to them this isn't some world shattering violation. Honestly it just doesn't matter, it's not like KC is suddenly a furry artist. If you don't like it, just don't care about it. Every thing else is just paranoia.

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>>13139534
How low?
Devil bugs, large mice, orcs, goblins, slimes, zombies, and skeletons are just cannonfodder with others like lizardmen not doing much better.
why don't they wear any armor? fuck's sake, everything is cannonfodder without something to protect themselves
The only serious threats seem ti be dullhans and high monsters like dragons and baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139573
But anon she's not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139571
Then shut the fuck up.

That's a good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139594
That's the best part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139534
Goblins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139596
>implying you could win against Suu
Anon, do you seriously think that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139571
>>13139596
Everybody just drop it, we don't need this right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139599
>Giving up entirely on real women
>For a figment of your imagination
It's nice to fantasize but that's pretty sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139603
Dude, I'm not saying Monsters are invincible. I'm saying someone browsing 4chan is not going to win in a fight against a Slime like Suu.
Don't know anything about other kinds, but she's top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139607
Did he start off by talking about Suu? No, so drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139606
Real women are smelly and dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139606
>preferring imperfection to perfection
>preferring sorrow to happiness
I'm not going to judge him, I'm going to judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139606
I never said it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139606
Not him but I empthasize and I don't find that sad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139613
>Implying perfection is a thing
>Implying real women can't bring happiness
And I'm going to laugh at you.

>>13139617
Well, at least he doesn't hold any such delusions. >>13139615

[Anonymous No.]

Alright Anons, I want you to imagine growing up with your Monster Waifu. How would you, from kid to adulthood, have your relationship? Describe it in detail. However, let other Anons try and guess who your waifu is judging from what they do.

I imagine as preschoolers, Me and my Waifu would barely hang out, but as we grew up into Elementary, she'd begin to bully and boss me around, and demand to be invited to my Birthday parties and such. And naturally I'd be invited to her Birthday Parties, not that I'd have a choice to turn her down.

By Middle School, when people are starting to get into their Boyfriend/Girlfriend phase, she'd probably bully me into being her boyfriend, since "I'm already her's, just make it official." However, once we got into a more official relationship, and hanged out even more, she'd mellow out on her bossiness and haughtiness. She'd still have it, but she'd begin to love the romance part, cuddling, and saying sweet lewd things to each other.

By High School we'd probably be that one couple that's never far away from each other and always making public displays of affection. From sharing lunch at a lunch table alone with each other, making out in the Janitor's closest, to her princess carrying me to class. Anyone who complained about these things would likely not come to school for a week, with my girlfriend playing innocent. And by the moment we graduated she'd probably begin looking into marriage paperwork since "No point in waiting.".

Alright, now tell me growing up with your waifus Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139617
empathize* man I fucked that one up.

>>13139621
Nothing wrong with being delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139621
>Implying perfection is a thing
In 2D it is.
>Implying real women can't bring happiness
Not to him since he chose 2D. Why are you laughing at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139621
Fuck off faggot, if you want 3dpd women, then go get some instead of bitching on here about us not wanting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
I wouldn't have one.

I would actively refuse to have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139621
>Real women
>Happiness
Oh wow. That's rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
We care for an old building together and often come to blows over religious arguments as well as sword vs katana arguments (mace all the way).
She hurts so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
That sounds nice anon. Though being Princess carried to class seems a tad silly.

I'm gonna guess...Dragon? Or maybe Jabberwock?

[Anonymous No.]

What even is the weakest monster? Ignoring the tiny ones you could step on.
Slimes have weaklings but I feel like their average is actually pretty high. Mice maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139632
What are you, some kind of dork? You get yourself a waifu now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
This is a dragon.
Everyone who waifus, waifus dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
Okay. As preschoolers, me and my Dragonette meet when I'm out looking for fancy bugs and she's in a tree. She climbed it to learn how to fly, but is too scared to jump or climb down. She tries to put on a brave act, saying she's just there because she feels like it and the view is great.
I climb up to help her, only to discover I'm too chicken to come down either. We stay up there for a couple of hours, trying to keep each other from crying by telling each other about our favorite shows or something.
We finally get rescued by her mom, and our ordeal has made us friends by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139641
Maybe fairies or devil bugs when they don't have numbers n their side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139648
Not true

There are those two Crow Tengu guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139645
But anon I have shit genes and FAS.

No goddamn way am I letting myself get a wife, I'll probably just wish the best for everyone else and wander a MG world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139641
> What even is the weakest monster?
The slime who can't even slime her way out of trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
We'd start out as boyfriend and girlfriend even as low as Elementary, though it's limited to handholding and kissing. By 6th grade it'd already be 2lewd with groping and fingering and such. Then of course by High School we'd be "that couple", the one who almost gets caught fucking every single day, and every possible place. Beneath the stairs, every bathroom, closet, locker room, the bleachers. You name it, it's covered in "us".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139626
>Nothing wrong with being delusional
>EscapismIsWrong.jpg
Which is bullshit, just be careful not to take it too far.

>>13139630
I'm biding my time, and sitting here fantasizing about MGs in the meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139488

>You go to visit Hathor
>Once there you definitely earn everyone else's attention since you're apparently the only "hollow" human there
>Rather than looks of fear or disgust the followers here seem rather sad.
>Hathor herself wants to see you and you oblige
>After some conversation with her she reveals her breasts to you and asks you to drink from them
>You do so although with hesitation and with her followers watching
>The milk makes you feel at ease and comforted
>After that she pulls you into a light hug and tells you "welcome home"

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is somehow transported to a world filled with monstergirls
>He's quickly discovered by an Arachne
>She's eager to claim him, but his innocence and naivete catch her off guard and she feels a little guilty for what she was about to do
>She resolves to help him find his way in this world, and they two set off as travelling companions
>After about a month, they sat by a fire, Anon having spent the entire day in a particularly foul mood
>The Arachne asks him if he's alright, and tells him that she's here if he wants to talk
>"God dammit! A month! A fucking month! I've sat here acting like rape bait for a fucking month and you treat me like a lost puppy! Do I fucking smell or something? Am I not your type? What the hell?!"
>The Arachne sat there in stunned silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139650
We hang out sometimes because we live close to each other, her momma's lair is a big house just a short walk from my neighborhood. Since all my friends are boys and she's just moved in, she becomes a tomboy.
School starts, and we end up in different classes. We hang out during recess, even if they try to make fun of us. After we get taunted about how we're always kissing, even though we're not, we actually do it to defy them.
Our parents try to set up some rules to make sure we don't end up fooling around too much, as puberty begins to hit.
Since we're kissing and stuff anyway, our transition to boyfriend and girlfriend in middle school is smooth and natural. We already know each other's bodies well from playing doctor as kids, so sex follows with less awkwardness than one might expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139606

Eh, I've seen too many of my friends and family destroyed by relationships to actually want one, but more power to you if you still think its a great idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139652
I always headcanoned fairies were actually pretty dangerous, even on their own.
You can't beat them with violence 'cos they evade you (and even if they don't manage that, they'll s-t-r-e-t-c-h), and they've got magic out the wazoo.

Devil bugs yes, on her own she's very much a shit.

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>>13139624
Mine is gonna be really obvious but alright.
Preschool she'd be the really nice girl who talks and plays with everyone and shares her cookies and milk and is generally a great person to be around.
Middle school is probably where she really starts drawing the attention of the boys because of how nicely she's developing, I'd just hope that I get to hang out with her the most but nothing would likely happen.
High school can go one of two ways, either a nice confession from both of us and then sweet vanilla sex, or pelviseracion if we wait too long, both followed by tender cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139675
Just swat them with a torch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139678
Holstarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139671
We go to separate high schools because she's into sports and goes to the one with the best chances for furthering her athletic career as a Rape Ball player.
I go to every single one of her games.
We're elected prom king and queen, mostly thanks to her, to the great displeasure of the local alpha bitch Pharaoh, but she's a gracious loser.
After graduation, we move together, though I spend a lot of time away because military service is mandatory for males.
We get married after I'm done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139632
I'm not here for the waifus either, but I don't think I'd actively chase one away if she confessed to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
It's kind of depressing to think about really...but alright.

I think we might just start out chatting, playing games, having fun like normal kids in pre-school and such. Maybe things would get a bit awkward mid-way into Elementary school, when we both start becoming more aware of boys and girls.

As we got into middle school, she'd probably start bossing me around more. Not really bullying, but keeping me on a healthy life-path. Not really dating yet, but then no interest in anyone else but each other. By the time high school rolls around, she'd start justifying her bossing me around, rather shyly, as "Wanting to be able to keep me by her side". Of course, how could I not ask her out for real with things like that?

And by the time we were off to college or university, we'd get an apartment to share together as we both attend the same or similar classes, briskly moving towards our shared dream careers.

If you're curious about why I'm not mentioning cuddling or intimacy or anything like that, it's because the implication is it's a pervasive element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139686
And that was about as vague as I could make it too, or maybe I'm just not good at pretending I'm not talking about them since I'm always talking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
I would be five years old and the neighbors would have a kiddie pool on their front lawn with no one in it, I'd take my shoes off and put my feet in the water but it would be very squishy. Suddenly a cute face would peek out of the water and ask me what I was doing. I would say"Playing" and we would become fast friends. We would spend the summers exploring the woods and lake out behind our houses.

As we enter high school we would spend the nights swinging on the front porch swing enjoying the breeze. She would wrap her arm around me and then slowly wrap half herself around me as the night wore on. I would say it first. "You know I love you right?" and she would say "Yeah". "No I mean I'm in love with you." and she would just say non-chalantly "I already knew that." Then we would share our first kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

love is big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139701
You are mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139688
I become a stay-at-home husband and soon enough also father. My waifu becomes an all-star Rape Ball player.
So that's about it. An athletic, tomboy Dragon waifu, three kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139711
>>13139688
What even is Rapeball anyway?

Have we ever determined a ruleset, or even how it's actually played?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139714
All I know is that the Ball is never used

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139714
I'm assuming it'd have no actual rape involved, of course.
Maybe like Baseketball, it'd be a mix of different sports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139714
All I know is that it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139723
I bet you were always picked last in PE class. NERD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139718
>>13139721
Well, that seems contradictory.

>>13139723
Mayhap that's just because no one's thought it out beyond a funny name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139728
>Implying I didn't skip that class all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139723
Is that all you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139714
the goal is to bring the ball (a dummy with a dildo) back to their goal and rape it while defending the rapist from the other team, thus scoring a point for their team.
the one that gets the most points in an hour wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139589
Pretty much this. Stop and think about why we hate furry shit so much. It's little to do with the porn itself, and more the horrible faggots that come along with it. In Japan they simply don't have that, so the stigma for liking furry things is not really any more than any other non-mainstream fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139730
There was a greentext of it eons ago describing a Rapeball game. The ball is never used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139714
Calvinball but sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139730
>contradictory
You yanks play football with your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no Gazer stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139503
From the temptations of the Fleshlord, silica cleanse us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139735
So then what is-

>>13139733
How does one even rape a ball?
Well, regardless, I suppose the players must all be exhibitionists to some extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139731
>skipping classes
Whoa. I'm in bad company now.
>>13139736
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139734
The porn is good. Just make sure to never ever look at anything but the porn and you're golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139701
This looks straight out of Wakfu.
Would you an Anubis who spoke French?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139624
I guess it would start in elementary school. Neither of us would be the type to go out and make friends , so we would hang out together when we discover we have similar interests. This would continue for a while, with us to to each other others house for parties and playdates.

We manage to get into the same high school and would still be friends, talking about your interests, or just watching movies or playing games. When her first mating season comes, she would beg timidly me to have sex with her. I would, but our relationship afterwards would be tense, We would try to be friends again, but it would be extremely awkward. We both would start to act lewder in front of each other before we start fucking again.

Then, we would promise to get the jobs we want in college and meet up again. When we do, we become married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139732
Yes, everything in this thread is shit.


>>13139745
>not skipping class
>not just going home and doing work there or leaving because the class is shit.

If you can understand and do the work on your own why stay in class aside from tests?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139758
>why follow the rules when you're better than other people and therefore above them?
Raskolnikov, for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139749
>Mai Waifu
>But French
Eugh...not sure. I'm not honestly a big fan of the French Language. I find it annoying. I dunno. Maybe. Probably. I am me, after all...if she can sing then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139749

>Would you an Anubis who spoke French?

Non, pourquoi?

[Anonymous No.]

So, here's the big question.

Are Rapeball Players sluts, or just exhibitionists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139763
I wasn't above them.

It's just that I hated sitting in class so I used every excuse to get out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139772
They're athletes, anon. So the latter.
Someone should design a uniform for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139749
I would a French android girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139161

>The horror, the horror.

Colonel Kurtz what the fuck are you doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139772
all monsters are sluts and show off their stuff when possible.
This question makes little sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139770
I dunno. Pic related reignited my like of French girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139782
Trying to get away from the wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139648
Close, very close Anon

>>13139636
Bingo, good job Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139784
I want to fuck her had and rough while wearing a Pickelhaube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139783
Nympho is the term you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139795
I hope you mean you'll also be wearing a waxed handlebar moustache and a monacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139809
I thought those were standard? Gotta show her who's boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139812
I'll go a little further and wear one of these.
>von Mackensen will give you serious cavalry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139790
I want those thick, fluffy, pink rabbit thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139478
this made me kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139818

>Pet Were-rabbit/March Hare daughteru
>Stop
>She goes "Uuuu!"
>Thumps
>YFW nearly a heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139815
Would you also sing Die Wacht am Rhein during?

[Anonymous No.]

>Set will never bully your dick with her paws

Why live?

http://i.imgur.com/aDhMKoE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139824
yes. and also der Hohenfriedberger and Fridericus Rex

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139818
Those are some high quality ear warmers she has going there. A man could get lost in there for days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139825
Sobec when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139825
Does her tongue ever dry out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139827
Yep, just having 2 fluffy pink thighs wrapped around you on a cold morning while you drink the tea she maid.

Her fur smelling slighly like cotton candy, while you rest your head on her massive breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139822

>Toddler Monster daughteru of any species
>Climbs up the couch and sits on your lap while you're watching TV
>You naturally start patting her head
>A while later, you take your hand off her head as to give your arm some rest
>She clumsily grabs your palm with both her tiny hands and place it on her head again, wanting more headpats

How many ambulances should I call this time, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139818
>that cute haircut
>sexy outfit and cuffs
>that sticky carrot
>heart eyes
>sexy hips/thighs
>the moist dripping from her womanhood
Jesus, KC is a master of designing women, if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139825
PRAISE SET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139834
>Her fur smelling like cotton candy
This is a bad thing. When I smell cotton candy, I have the urge to eat whatever smells like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139842
I'm sure you could nibble on her, but that would just make her 'Aahn!~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139842
>When I smell cotton candy, I have the urge to eat whatever smells like it.
That's good news for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139826
Ah the glory days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139846
>>13139848
But then I'd get hair in my mouth. But then again
Besides, I like the original Wererabbit more than March Hare's. But the heart pupils call

[Anonymous No.]

>try to make own monstergirl setting
>the humans are more fun and engaging to create

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139856
In that case you can just eat her out while she shakes violently from orgasm.

Her thick fluffy thighs squeezing around your head and locking you in place while she begins to buck like a rabbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139856
Anon you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of rabbit pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139860

It's not your fault, we really are more dynamic, unpredictable and traitorous than Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139856
You don't eat the fur, you silly goose. You eat the part in between the fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139818
>>13139838
I never thought March Hare was particularly fuckable. Her thighs are more "lolwut" than "hot sex" to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139875

>Mouthtailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139864
Yes yes, that sounds divine. Feels good to be a thigh lover, among other things

>>13139866
What can I say, it's rabbit season

>>13139872
But if the fur smells like cotton candy, I'll be drawn to the fur than the thighs
Then again, my love for thighs might override the urge, or create a mental conflict on to eat or not to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139701
Are you WakfuAnon by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139875
BUT THEY'RE SO FLUFFY.

WHY ARE RABBIT THIGHS SO FLUFFY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139875
I meant the human thigh area, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139871
Can it really be considered treason if I was on the Demon Lord's side from the start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139884
Because Wererabbits are the best for maximum pillow thighs
I mean, imagine it. A yeti as a blanket to keep you warm, and a Wererabbits delicious thighs to use as a pillow. Divine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139840
Set blowjobs woo woo

http://i.imgur.com/uLPD4MN.jpg

>>13139830
Her tongue only comes out when she's excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139887
not that, but things like a cobbled tribes becoming a conquering empire brought low in one generation due to hubris of their leader and intercine fighting are just not really gonna happen with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys know that Wererabbits can literally die from loneliness, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139890
So lying back and resting your head inbetween the rabbit thighs, then having the rest of your body hugged by a pair of Swedish Yeti twins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139891
>http://i.imgur.com/uLPD4MN.jpg
does less know that penises don't look like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139896
Well I don't know about Swedish, but yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I'm new to these threads so there's some stuff I don't understand. We all hate the cat-sith right? Because it's a furry, and monster girls aren't, right? Second, I don't get this but I've seen it around for a while, but why do Anubises like Legos? I don't get it, they didn't have Legos in egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139878
For something that was supposed to be a horrifying ungodly abomination, damn if the Mk2 Chimeras didn't get plenty of my faps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139891
>http://i.imgur.com/uLPD4MN.jpg

Sekhmet is out of here league here I think. No one can best Set in a blowjob duel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139895

Of course we do. The question is, do THEY know that we humans don't suddenly die out from loneliness, but rather go insane and suffer for a long time before passing away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139902
It mostly goes back to http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139895

Does that mean that there'd be no Wererabbit CCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139902
Never gets old, does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139895
Of course. All the better reason to befriend one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139902
The Anubises liking lego thing is based on an Anubis character from a story.

Cait Sith is furry according to the furry scale, but I'm going to wait until the entry is translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139902

>We all hate the cat-sith right?

Correct.

>and monster girls aren't, right?

Correct.

>why do Anubises like Legos?

Anubises are every Pharaoh's right hand, or second in command, and they're usually the ones in charge of administrating and ordering workers to build pyramids and other things.

Somebody merged that concept with Legos, since they're toys meant for building, and here we are.

Also, welcome to the Sandbox. It's not very clean, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139915
>Wererabbit CCs
Wererabbits aren't loathed, but they aren't very popular either, so there probably would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139895
This is why farms are plagued with Wererabbit stampedes eating all the crops.

There's too many rabbits and if they're in mating season they can buck their hips hard enough to break through a door.

Not a safe time for any Monster Girl farmer. Be sure to have your Wererabbit season survival kit prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a big fat Cait-Sith to keep as a pet and cuddle on those lonely nights when you couldn't find a date at the bar
>You will never be that Christmas Cake Human Boy who keeps Cait-Siths, waiting for Ms. Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139928

Well I was meaning to imply that they would die from loneliness before becoming a CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139932
I don't think Wererabbits would have litters that big. They'd birth at least 1-3 Wererabbits per litter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139941
but muh 'breeding like rabbits' headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139933
I guess with that little crown on their head Cait Siths are used to being pampered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139943
Fertility drugs Anon.

For all your multibirth needs

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW people hating Cait Sith

You guys do realize that you have no room to talk if somebody waifus her with some of the heinous bullshit you all want to fuck, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139932
And once again, I'm reminded of Night of the Lepus

>all dem wererabbits in season

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139950
Cait Siths are not for fucking, they are for being house pets. Though they'd make terrible ones and raid your fridge constantly and use foul language treating you like a servant, even though they're weaker and wimpier.

Holy Fuck they'd be the Yukkuri of MGE

Oh God yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139950
But Anon, it's literally a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139950
Don't fucking start, anon.
Furries deserve to be persecuted far more than any other fetish expressed in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139950
>heinous bullshit
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139950
>Implying we can't tell furries to fuck off
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139950
I don't understand why Cait is furry and Polt is not
They are both furry, full body fur, snout, paws etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139955
Cait-Sith abuse comics when

>Cait-Sith says she can't take it easy
>Proceed to crush her liter in front of her and toss her in the street, stealing her crown and robe so she can't take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139902
>We all hate the cat-sith right?
I actually like cait-sith. She's cute. I'd treat her like a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139961
>Furries deserve to be purrsecuted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139955
>"Human! Where is my fancy feast?!"
>"Stop ignoring me! Or I'll claw the curtains!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139965
Height, length of arms and legs, and size of the cranium. Whether or not you think Polt is a furry you can not deny that she is much more human than a Cait Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139908
Set is capable of doing many things!

http://i.imgur.com/2VmLfsw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139972
Looks like somebody's getting spayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139972
>Come home one day
>Your house is in disarray, and the smell of catnip in the air
>Your family photos are broken and tossed on the ground, and cat fur is everywhere
>And is that a half-eaten fish on your Anime Figures?
>Then you hear a voice from your now-clawed and torn couch
>"Meow! This is Cait Sith's easy place now! Shitty slave get Cait Sith food or go die easy!"

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139955
>mg
>no sex
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139969

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139690
No guesses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139976
Sluuut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139975
Maybe Caith is also human sized, you can't measure her size just on one pic without background

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139836
3, just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139976
>tfw you're the monthly offering to Set. Presented before her wearing just a loincloth.
>tfw you get a fear boner from her dangerous grin, sharp teeth and claws.

I know this is what needs to be done in order to prove you're fight to marry one of her Anubis daughters. But our goddess is a scary goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139981

Sounds like an occasion for the old sack, rock and a dock method of animal control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139990
> bossing me around more
Lego-jackal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139972
http://i.imgur.com/pLjPx3K.png

Makes me think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139981
Tell her to clean up her mess or she's getting kicked out
I hear there's a snowstorm brewing outside. If she wants to keep warm, she has to clean up her messes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139981
just kill the damn thing. I don't think anyone would care for basic pest control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139950
I'm going to be called a furfag but If it is cute and female I can fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139976
I can't believe I'm saying this to .Less of all people, let alone anyone, but he needs to work on his dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140003
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139992
Well it's a Less' character, what did you expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140011
A cat is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139972
Cait-Sith are totally like that one meat-shield midget from that Evil Dead vidya game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13139428
>implying he wouldn't have a harem of German MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140004
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140011
Muh nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140011
Make sure it's sentient. Can't have it fail the Harkness Test, now can we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140013
He is working on his dicks.

>>13140000
Mommy needs to 'inspect' suitors to ensure they're capable of satisfying her daughters. How long can they last from a tongue wrapped around their cocks? Or in her cunt and ass? Only one way to find out!

>>13140017
It's not less'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140025
I forgot about the Harkness test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140033
>implying the harkness test is enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140011
You're not alone, that catgirl is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138974
Pocket sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140000
>>13140027
I find this concept weird. Would you want you dad fucking your potential girlfriends and wives first? Of course not. I'm sure there are other ways I could prove myself worthy of one of the Daughters of Set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140007
>"Meow? Shitty slave telling me to do stuff? Are you stupid? Do you want to die?"
>She gives you a stupid grin, before standing up
>"Shitty geyser can't hope to defeat the great Cait Sith! He should just drop dead easy! Zeee, what a shitty slave!"
>She's barely 4 ft and obviously not a threat

[Anonymous No.]

How would Monstergirls react if they found out having sex with human men would surely kill them due to human cells incompatibility with DE or whatever unknown contamination/mutation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140051
Then the setting becomes MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBj722yS-ds&spfreload=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140051
Antibiotics, Immunotherapy, etc.
If it worked for the quarians, it'll work for the MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140051
Wonder how they even propagated their species and fed up until that point.
unless you mean the humans die in which case they'd be revolted b it but still do it as often they can,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140044
See, after sampling mommy dearest you wouldn't want her daughters.

She knows just how to tease and torment you, leaving you wanting - no, craving - her touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140011
Not humanoid enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140057
>"I have a cough, fever, and something I can't even describe stuffing up my sinuses...and it was totally worth it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140051
>human cells incompatibility with DE
DE is totally compatible with humans, so I fail to understand why you included that.

[Anonymous No.]

What's that? There are still single men in MGC? We need to fix that! It's time for MGC speed dating! Here are today's lovely ladies!

1. Rape fetish Shirohebi
This odd white snake has developed a rape fantasy after going so long thinking about her ideal husband. She still wants a committed relationship and even marriage before any of that though. She works at a quiet, lonely shrine and grows many things in her garden. This includes huge crops of raging mushroom. Getting pregnant from the 'rape' excites her more, so she may be taking fertility drugs before slipping you rage shrooms in her home cooking.

2. Exhibitionist Jinko
This mature tiger woman takes advantage of MGC's laws allowing public nudity to walk around naked all the time. She'll often pull you into a dark corner and fuck you hard right in public during your dates, and gets all the more excited for it. She has a dream of visiting famous landmarks around the world and then fucking you at them.

3. Deadpan Witch
She speaks in a deadpan voice all the time, and often wears a lab coat over her small body even while in public. She's looking for a clean test subject not affected by Sabbath's magic in order to perform sexual experiments and get good data, but that is probably just a kink of hers. She won't directly have sex with you for a while even after blasting orgasm after orgasm out of you with her contraptions and magics, but after she warms up she will start getting more physical in her 'experiments'. May be nearly flat up top, but has divine hips and thighs.

4. Mystery box
This mimic will abduct you into the realm of her chest to play around with you like a cheshire might their own prey. These usually involve putting you in scenarios more fitting for a detective. You'll have little chance of escaping, other than by giving in to her advances and fucking her with the lights off in missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140051
NANOMACHINES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140072

It's a "what if" situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140061
And if I steadfastly refuse to do anything with her, and insist upon my desire to wed a particular daughter of hers I had fallen for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140079
Into the Khepri pit with thee

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
The Shirohebi is the best choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
I'll take the witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
The box. THE BOX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
All seem good, but probably witch.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

So much health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140055
>This playing when you come home to find your Cat walking on two legs, wearing an expensive crown and cape, wielding a gold scepter and strutting around like she owns the place.

It's like having a terrible roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140098
It's a good thing MAMAMO MANA keeps those breasts from sagging because DAYUM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140085
I can only hope the Anubis I'd fallen for reciprocates, and so saves and absconds with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140098
H*ck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140098
I never knew Kloah drew muscle girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
The witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140098
Goddess be damned, you don't know how much I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
I can never say no to a Shirohebi

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13140111
He can.

But I prefer his bigger girls.
http://imgur.com/ZXkF3IB

[Anonymous No.]

>>13137039
>a large army of them launches an attack
>cuts opposition down like a scythe to wheat
>finally another human force mobilizes to deal with them
>it takes three months and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of men to stop
>the rebels won
>they keep pressing on, wiping out town after town
>ambushed by larger monster force
>monsters try to set a kill spot and fill them full of mana to take them back home
>the men stand and fight to the death instead, burning their dead as they do
>by day's ending no man remains alive, no copse to raise back as they're all mangled

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140100
>take few dozens of homeless cats
>love them all and wait until they all turn into Cait
>kill them and get gold stuff
>sell it for mad dosh
>because of your killing spree you are considered as an irredeemable villain, so mgs don't want you
>become filthy rich and safe from any rape
Sounds like a plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140122
>Slav-squat Paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>13138098
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140140
>2007
Kill me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140098
>that sag
Holy shit, she looks young but her tits already reach her belly button
I'm afraid to imagine her in her older years, she will be sweeping the floor with that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140147
>I'm afraid to imagine her in her older years, she will be sweeping the floor with that shit
Do you even 2D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
Dat shirohebi is making me feel uncomfortable,so I'm gonna have to go with the Mimic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140147
Honestly, I like big boobs with some sag to them. Gives them weight and a sense of supreme softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140075
Exhibitionist muscley jinko is definitely what I've always wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140011
Oh god, it's happening.
First there's a furry MGE
Then we all do mental gymnastics to try and stop it demolishing the thread
"It's not furry monstergirls that are bad, it's obnoxious fans of them that are bad"
"And they don't have THOSE furries in Japan so it's okay"
And then people start un-ironically saying they'd fuck it.
It's like I can actually see the cancer growing.
About a month, and we'll be swimming in out-and-out otherkin and yelling "Yiff yiff!" at each other.
Fucking hell.
FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140169
Funny Internet macro, bro.

>It's like I can actually see the cancer growing.
Your post is proof of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140169
Yiff is just a different word for "Fuck", so in a way, we all wanna "Yiff" our Monster Waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13140140
...alright point proven.

>>13140146
Fuck you're right...the age...

>>13140169
Ride out. Ride out and meet them. One last stand.