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Why do NEET idols exist?

>> No.13096878

because neet wota exist

>> No.13096891 [DELETED] 

Anzu has no panties on

>> No.13096905

Anzu is a fake NEET.

>> No.13097035
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why do neets exist in general

>> No.13097167
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>>13097035
to achieve enlightenment

can't do that with a job and money to fill the void in your soul with material possessions

>> No.13097280

>>13097035
I wanna be a NEET!!!!
Right now I'm at work, posting on The Jay.

>> No.13098058

>>13096845
>idol
>NEET
>Not Employed, in Education or Training
Somehow I doubt it.

>> No.13098067

>>13098058
She represents NEETs, like a PR rep or public defender.

>> No.13102677

>>13097035
Society

>> No.13102764

>>13098058
I guess the implication is that she's not being paid.

>> No.13102987

i'm a neet at heart

>> No.13103140

we got to beat the heat
we have to stop it

>> No.13103843

>>13103140
Beat the NEET to get her in heat? What a kinky bitch!

>> No.13103882

>>13096845
desperate attempt to pander to neets
worst CG

>> No.13103891

>>13098058
you can be employed but not get paid at the same time, right?

>> No.13103987

>>13102764
>>13103891
You mean...

>> No.13104050

>>13103987
that he?

>> No.13104163

>>13097280
I want to be employed
I will switch you lives.

>> No.13108009
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"heh" scoffs the chang as it shuffles past you

>> No.13108048 [DELETED] 

>>13096845
Because this haircut turns me on.

>> No.13108052

>>13096845
Post one maybe?

>> No.13108076

>>13108052
True NEET idol. She lives off inheritance moneys from her rich parents.

http://aassdd.viewnetcam.com/CgiStart?page=Multi&Language=0&Page=1&Resolution=320x240&Interval=0&Quality=Standard&Mode=Motion&PageLayout=Div4

If the link is broken just type Chip-Chan into Google.

>> No.13110875

>>13096845
Because for some bizarre reason people have started seeing NEETdom as something desirable, therefore characters are made to cater to that desire in a fake manner. It's not that different from idols in general; everything they stand for is a lie and it's all a persona they're playing.

>>13097035
Because getting a job is stressful and when given the choice between keeping a negative status quo or resolving it in a stressful manner a lot of people go for the former. I'm a NEET and I really should get a job but I really can't bring myself to as long as I still have some money to pay my rent. (Also, the original UK term 'NEET' that Japan borrowed mainly referred to short-term NEETdom between finishing education and getting a job.)

>>13102764
>>13103891
It's the other way around, guys. Being employed but unpaid still disqualifies you from being NEET, because it's about 'employed', not 'paid'. On the other hand, you can be a NEET and be paid despite not being employed (for example, dividends from holding shares) - some long-term hikikomori survive this way.

>> No.13112475

>>13110875
Can't see shit

>> No.13114838

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24325245
Puni Puni.

>> No.13114922

>>13104050
does what?

>> No.13122129

All /jp/sies are fake NEETs anyway

>> No.13122180

>>13122129
>IMPLODING

>> No.13122214

>>13122129
HAHHHAHAHHAHA *kills self while murdering subhuman chinese*

>> No.13122239
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>>13122129
This fucking guy

>> No.13122245
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Anzu's round belly.

>> No.13122252

>>13122245
I wanna rub her belly~~ :3c

>> No.13122255

>>13122252
i want to be in her belly

>> No.13122263
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>>13122252
>>13122255
We all do.

>> No.13125934
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TEENAGE NEETO UNDERDEVELOPED TURTLE

DOYA

>> No.13125984
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Best idol.

>> No.13126031
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>>13122245
Anzu's fertile uterus.

>> No.13127022

>>13110875
How do you pay for daily necessities without an income flow, assuming being a NEET has no income flow? Is social welfare stronk?

>> No.13127039

>>13127022
I get housing assistance, medicare, EBT, and disability. I can't work because of my social anxiety.

>> No.13127053

>>13127022
In the us, housing and food stamps are barely enough to break even if you spend the absolute bare minimum, and that's if they give you housing instead of making you live with your parents.

>> No.13127761
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i just want to bully anzu

>> No.13128399

>>13127761
You can't bully a NEET

>> No.13128419

Why are all the im@s girls so boring compared to Love Live? Honest question.

>> No.13128458

>>13128399
You can bully her by making her put effort into moving her hips

>> No.13128516

>>13128419
Why are you so boring compared to everyone else? Honest question.

>> No.13128661

>>13128516
n-no bully pls...

>> No.13129144

>>13128419

silly, from my point of view its completely opposite and the love live girls being too bland compared to Im@s ones.

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>>13128419
but it's the complete opposite, anon.
love live girls are very generic in my opinion

>> No.13132057

>>13129158
Why is she so happy in the recent cards?

>> No.13132253

>>13132057
Because she broke out of her NEETdom and got a job as idol. She is happier now that she is a productive member of society.

>> No.13132290

NEET reporting in!
I'm at work right now and i want to go home so badly!

>> No.13132292

>>13132057
Because she's made lots of royalty-collecting content by now and is close to her goal of retirement.

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>> No.13132442

Is she in the gravure game?

>> No.13132595

>>13132442
yea. lewd her up in erotic outfits, pervert.

>> No.13132695

She doesn't bathe much, she's probably really really stinky

>> No.13132701

>>13132695
How badly does it smell under the blanket?
Is it a sticky heat or a wet heat?

>> No.13132940

>>13132695
i want to buy or steal all of her used, dirty shirts, underpants, spats, blankets, pillow cases, and the rest of her hamper.

for scientific analysis. using my mouth, nose, and penis.

>> No.13132956
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What would Anzu do if I proposed to her

>> No.13132971

>>13132956
Ask how much money you make.

>> No.13133351
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>>13132956
Nothing really, she'd politely refuse since I already married her. Sorry!

>> No.13133534

>>13133351
>she would do nothing
>she would just do something

>> No.13133551

>>13133534
Ironically that's exactly how that piece of shit is.

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13133612

I want to be happy happy happy with kirari

>> No.13133803

anzu should not be allowed to smile. absolutely disgusting

>> No.13133926

>>13133612
full retard "you never go full retard" idol

>> No.13133999

>>13132956
Most likely she would be freaked out by a guy she's never met suddenly proposing to her - an idol fan, no less, people known to sometimes be destructively obsessive about the idol they're a fan of. She's also at an age where she hasn't seriously thought about marriage yet and was never expected to. Not to mention that by doing this you'd be outing yourself as a pedophile, which due to society's perspective on pedophiles would gross her out even more.

>>13133803
This brings up an interesting moral question: If an artist of any kind (including idols as artists here) produces better art when feeling miserable than when not feeling miserable, is it immoral to want that artist to be miserable?

>> No.13134994

>>13133926

no bully plz

if she was small, no one would say she is retarded.

she is just a little girl stuck inside a huge body

>> No.13135088

>>13134994

morelike stuck in a huge BOOTY

>> No.13136048

>>13133999
> She's also at an age where she hasn't seriously thought about marriage yet and was never expected to.
>Not to mention that by doing this you'd be outing yourself as a pedophile
Just how old do you think she is?

>> No.13136057

>>13136048
definitely not the age she claims to be

just look at her

>> No.13136231

>>13136057
She has a condition, and you're being really f*cking rude right now.

>> No.13136672

stop posting fake neets, this is the neet thread

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>>13127039
Any tips on getting approved for all these programs? I know some people get legal council pro-bono who agree to apply for you for a cut of transferable financial gains. What state do you live in?

>> No.13138375

Where is all the new Anzu porn now that the anime has started airing

>> No.13139952

>>13136843
Oh god, Andy.

Also, I never knew people did that.
Maybe I should consider that. I AM actually ill, but fucking, this shit country is ruining everyone regardless so the DWP (UK) can steal all the money for themselves.

The DWP are trying as hard as they can to destroy any attempt to show their theft of money and lies during interviews. I've been lied about twice by them. They said I took care of a fucking dog which is blatantly provable not to be the case. They straight up tell you to your face that "you are not ill, sign up to job workgroups". People have literally died waiting for appeals. It is insane what they have done.
They are doing everything to attack the idea of Citizens Income as well, a recent idea which would redistribute all welfare money to every single person and get rid of every single discrete benefits programs, only one. Average person would get an extra £70~ per month, those under 18, a bit less, those retired, average-high pension income (which is actually good for most).
Their days are numbers.

Time to get ultra lawyer and give him poopbux.

>> No.13142082

>>13135088
nah

>> No.13142626
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>> No.13142746

>>13132290
>NEET
>"At work right now"
Why are you liyng to me ?

>> No.13142784

NEET life isn't hard. unless you collect your aime goods.1-2 cups ramen a day and to don't need real clothes so the 3/$10 dollar corner store plaint's will work.Add Internet ,t.v. and console then your good to go. As for renting the area really wouldn't matter, can have groceries delivered.

>> No.13142796

>>13142626
She's more cool than Sachiko

>> No.13142803

>>13142784
kek, try to eat instant noddles everyday. My anus has turned into a battlefield.

>> No.13145108

>>13142803
Then how do japs do it?

>> No.13145134

>>13145108
I assume they eat other things besides instant ramen. Or maybe they think explosive diarrhea is normal.

>> No.13145142

>>13142803
You're killing yourself with all that sodium, anon.

>> No.13145161

>>13145108
Will power.
>>13145134
Maybe.
>>13145142
Not going to lie, I've lost about 17 pounds in the past 2 months.

>> No.13145212

>>13145142
Just drink enough water to balance it out.

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>>13142746
im not dying

>> No.13146316
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What about diabetes and heart problems

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where did the anzumaster youtube go?

how will i watch my favorite fake neet?

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What does Anzu masturbate to?

>> No.13150469

>>13150401
/jp/

>> No.13150535

>>13128419
Why are you so boring compared to everyone else? Honest question.

>> No.13150634

>>13150386
maintaining it was probably too much work

>> No.13155166

i'll miss the anzhum@ster

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>>13145212
That's not enough. You have to make sure to add potassium to your diet, so you don't get an imbalance that will give you high blood pressure. If you're gonna do high sodium, you gotta do high potassium too.

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>> No.13161490

>>13150401
I want to lick

>> No.13162295

>>13096845
Im surprised she's not FAKING her smile in this one.

>> No.13162354

>>13162295
She is though, if you look carefully you can see she's very tense and annoyed about that, specially since she knows she can't do anything about it since this is also part of her JOB.

>> No.13162544

>>13108009
I just want to say this is my favorite post on 4chan.

>> No.13164263

>>13127039
>social anxiety is a disability

What. The. Fuck.

>> No.13164378

>>13096845
Is there a male NEET idol? Like, an ikemen Anzu?

>> No.13164831
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>>13096845
Being NEET idol is hard work.

>> No.13164850

>>13164831
I want anzu to check my dubs

>> No.13164857
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What the fug is this?

http://www.project-imas.com/wiki/Anzu_Futaba

>Age: 17

>> No.13165009

>>13164857
Any younger and you'd just be a dropout not a NEET.

>> No.13170270

>>13114838
So many memes in one video.
Well meme'd my friend.

>> No.13170332

>>13096845
Why are there grease stains all over her plush? What a filthy neet bitch!

>> No.13170357

Anzu is corrupting other idols!

>> No.13170366

>>13170357
http://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25411969

>> No.13170479

>>13170357
She sure is.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/search/エロm@s?sort=f&order=d

>> No.13170505

>>13162544
me too

>>13164263
do not think, feel...

>> No.13170749

>>13096845
Why do NEETs exist?

>> No.13171416

>>13170749
Effectively post-scarcity society in westernized countries.

>> No.13171697

>>13132292
I want to steal all of Anzu's money again and again so that she will work as an idol forever.

>> No.13176632
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>> No.13176733

>>13176632
please help me
I can't stop watching

>> No.13176784
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>> No.13176811

>>13176632
>>13176632
Why would you slap the Chang??

>> No.13176829
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How do I sit all day on my butt and look this good?

>> No.13176839

>>13176632
WOOP WOOP

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>>13176811
needs to be beaten to get to work

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13177336

Imagine if the protection broke.
That would be awesome.

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>> No.13179438

>>13179301
Does Anzu study math for fun?

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>> No.13179897

>>13096845
Why do idols exist?

>> No.13179902

>>13179438
It's one of those "All NEETs are lazy geniuses" things.

>> No.13179925

>>13179897
spread happiness and erections

>> No.13179927

>>13179301
Eeeeh. I think I should watch that show finally.
Should I? Unsure.

>> No.13179935

>>13179927
Just do whatever makes you happy, man

>> No.13179953

>>13179927
It's shit.

>> No.13180938 [DELETED] 

>>13179438
Yeah
what a normie

>> No.13181169

>>13176829
be a cute girl with top genetics

>> No.13181574 [DELETED] 

>>13181169
>top genetics
There's no such thing as that

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>> No.13186580

I want to lick her cunny

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>>13186580
NO cunnyposting

>> No.13193913

>>13108009
the artistic license in that photo burns into the mind rather uniquely.

>> No.13194326

>>13186580
>>13193833
The word cunny makes my penis veeeery hard.

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>>13193833

>> No.13201348
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>> No.13201394
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what is this disgusting NEET doing!?

>> No.13202518

>>13164263
It's only a disability in AMURRICA

>> No.13202794

>>13179927

its good

>> No.13202890

>>13202518
It depends on how bad it is. It shouldn't just be called "social anxiety."

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more chang

>> No.13209489

sometimes i call my totori totorichaeng when shes sleepign on my bed id ont feel good

>> No.13209502

>>13133612
le autism idol xD

>> No.13209536

>>13209502
i have autism

>> No.13211641

I've been NEET for two weeks now and god is this boring. How does Anzu put up with it

>> No.13211784

>>13211641
She works and apparently secretly study maths too

>> No.13211973

>>13108009

23 days later this post is still my favorite post in /jp/

>> No.13211979

>>13211784
being a NEET and learning is fine as long as you're doing it for your own enjoyment and not because it's what other people want you to do
it's also on her time so

>> No.13212008

>>13211973
mine too

>> No.13212088

>>13211641
two weeks?
Now is the time you can finally do everything you always wanted to do .. but no, you are bored.
Wut.

This is seriously beyond me. I've been a neet for 1 year now, though not much longer unfourtunately.
I have so much to do I am never bored.

>> No.13212259

>>13127039
wow you are a piece of shit. stop being a fucking baby and go outside

>> No.13212309

>>13201394
What do her feets smell like?

>> No.13212706

>>13145142
A cup of ramen only has about a thirty percent daily value of sodium, and he said to eat 1-2 cups.

>> No.13212919 [DELETED] 

>>13179927
>Should I? Unsure.
Do what you want, cunt. Don't ask us.

>> No.13213832

>>13212259
>>13212919
rude

>> No.13213838

>>13179902
Feel when just a plain ol dumbNEET

>> No.13213908

I stopped watching at that one episode where anzu builds a fort... can someone tell me what # was it so I can catch up?

>> No.13220821

>>13213908
#4 I believe
The one with the camera

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>> No.13226648

>>13224983
Why does she have three hands!?

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>>13224983
That's a limited edition Metal Gear Solid PSP. That or she bought a replacement shell.

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>> No.13238505

>>13186580
Does anzu have pubic hair?

>> No.13238593

>>13238505
Old girls who look young usually don't shave or trim.

>> No.13238599

>>13238593
Holy shit disgusting. I don't want to believe that Anzuchang has a hairy kitty!

>> No.13238626

>>13238599
Anything's possible in 2d.
In 3d they want to look young, but not like a kid. With no boobs, they have to settle with being hairy. It's worse in Japan since they think shaving = slut. I bet the chang's so hairy the trail goes from her navel all the way to the top of her ass crack!

>> No.13240025

>>13238626
Sexy, I love hairy butthole

>> No.13240351

>>13240025
That's pretty gay, dude

>> No.13243609

>>13238599
hairy kitties are the best kitties. You got much to learn.

>> No.13248403

>>13240351
How? I like girls who don't take care of their body hair. Hairy buttholes with little bits of dried poop stuck on them!

>> No.13250309

The chang, out of nowhere, in action!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm25911898

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STOP talking about pubes

>> No.13254498

>>13254357
There's one sticking out of your head right now!

>> No.13255623

>>13176829
I love her. <3

>> No.13255638
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ARGHHHH!!! GO TO WORK1!!

>> No.13255644

>>13255638
I'm trying

>> No.13255653

>>13250309
What awful voice...

>> No.13255696
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>>13255638

>> No.13255804

>>13255638
Maybe tomorrow.

>> No.13255832

>>13096845
B-but she can't be a NEET if she's an idol and has a job

>> No.13255902

>>13255696
Damnit, I've been trying to remember the name of this anime for weeks. Now I see an image of it and can't even reverse search it.

>> No.13255917

>>13096845
Anzu has a dirty bunny!
Hahaha, a dirty smelly bunny! Dirty bitch!

>> No.13255929

>>13255902
literally the first result for "sana anime"

>> No.13256272

>>13248403
Woah a nice hairy puss is excellent but don't go adding poop to the equation.

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