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>Research has demonstrated that semen may have anti-depressant properties. In studies, women who did not use condoms but instead absorbed semen vaginally (as was the norm among humans before increased concerns of contracting HIV or other sexually-transmitted diseases) sustained a better mood. Research has not yet demonstrated whether this effect may also be obtained from consuming semen following oral sex, but researchers hypothesize similar benefits.

>> No.1308656

I think I've read that article. Doesn't it go on to say that after they stop getting semen, they get depressed when they go through withdrawals?

>> No.1308665
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1308665

Bitch is on cloud 9 24/7

>> No.1308681

Doesn't this mean that we lose some happiness whenever we cum, unless we eat it?

>> No.1308687

>>1308681
Or practice retrograde ejaculation.

>> No.1308691

>>1308687
That doesn't put your cum back into you, that just stores it into your bladder and you end up pissing it all out next time you go to the toilet

>> No.1308693

If I drink my own, does it still work?

>> No.1308696

>>1308681
Endorphins, you heard of them?

>> No.1308698

So, the whole "rape makes everything better" thing may have some basis in reality? BRB, raping suicidal chick.

>> No.1308699

>>1308681
I don't know, I've never felt depressed after fapping. Mostly I just feel good, possibly mixed with a feeling of "THAT was turning me on? Really?"

>> No.1308703

>>1308691
It might still work, if the anti-depressant chemicals can get absorbed by the tissue of the bladder.

>> No.1308708

Hmmmm, perhaps a bottled semen business is in order?

>> No.1308713

ITT manswers...

>> No.1308722

Protip: Semen also triggers widening of the hips and breast growth in women.

>> No.1308726

>>1308722
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!! I want my girls to remain DFC!

>> No.1308730

>>1308722
fff

>> No.1308731

>>1308726
use condom?

>> No.1308733

>>1308722
FUCK YEAH I'VE BEEN TAKING FEMALE HORMONES AND NEVER EVEN REALIZED IT!

>> No.1308757

>>1308733
...but my hips are still pathetic and I don't have boobs at all. ;_;

>> No.1308772

Well, the vag00 IS there to take it...
Condoms aren't there for pleasure, after all.

>> No.1308773

>>1308757
Same here, Anon. We're just special that way.

>> No.1308780

>>1308773
Will we ever be proper young ladies? ;_;

>> No.1308786

>>1308780

This calls for bukkake.

>> No.1308790

>>1308786
No, I only want to drink the semen of the girl I love.

>> No.1308795

>>1308780
It's the world that's improper. We are perfectly fine the way we are.

>> No.1308796

>>1308653
[citation needed]

>> No.1308805

Can't we have a SCIENCE-tan ?
I want to rape her.

>> No.1308806

>[citation needed]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457-semen-acts-as-an-antidepressant.html

>> No.1308812

>>1308805
This idea, it is the best idea.

>> No.1308814

>>1308805
We have tons of technological tans. Just look at the OS-tans, cellphone-tans, satellite-tans, etc...

>> No.1308819

>>1308814
Yeah, but I've never seen SCIENCE-tan.

>> No.1308820

>>In fact, the results aren't a complete surprise because semen does contain several mood-altering hormones, including testosterone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, luteinising hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins.
Shit, there's testosterone in there? I liked the taste too, but I guess drinking semen makes you manly. ;_;

>> No.1308825

>>1308820
Females produce testosterone too.

>> No.1308831

>>1308653
Sounds like a good idea for an eroge.

>> No.1308833

>>1308825
Yeah, but as a male that would like to be more feminine, I need to lower my testosterone levels. I guess it could actually be beneficial if I were on anti-androgens, what with the oestrogen and prolactin.

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