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Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:18:41 2015 No.13082692 [Reply] [Original]

You just caught your classmate Patchy skipping P.E. again! What will you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:20:15 2015 No.13082699 Shitpost on a Laotian imageboard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:22:44 2015 No.13082710 make fun of her astma or whatever, then when she cries, adopt my other personality and comfort her. I shall repeat this cycle forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:22:56 2015 No.13082714 File: 395 KB, 627x352, the fresh maker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S TIME FOR ME TO KILL

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:24:16 2015 No.13082720 >>13082692 We already have a Fatchouli thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:28:02 2015 No.13082739 >>13082720 Are you calling Patchy fat anon? Thats not very nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:29:32 2015 No.13082744 >>13082692 'If you let me put it in I won't tell.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:35:22 2015 No.13082767 >>13082739 Well maybe she should stop eating so much

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:40:10 2015 No.13082798 Condense your fucking patshit threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:50:46 2015 No.13082849 >>13082692 give her a private workout session

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:53:13 2015 No.13082864 >>13082692 Ask her why she's in her PE clothes if she's skipping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:53:41 2015 No.13082867 >>13082798 Patchy Persecution

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:54:59 2015 No.13082872 >>13082720 Two in fact. Fatchouli is spilling out of its containment!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 20 23:57:50 2015 No.13082885 >>13082872 Who keeps overfeeding Patchy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:01:06 2015 No.13082903 >>13082798 Please do not bully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:02:25 2015 No.13082912 >>13082885 Koakuma confirmed a feeder.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:04:43 2015 No.13082930 >>13082912 Why is Patchy the most favorite target for plumping up in 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:12:57 2015 No.13082963 >>13082930 Because she sits around all day reading and doing nothing else. She doesnt even walk on her own. If she were a real person and ate a regular diet of like 2k-2.5k cal a day she'd probably at least have a bit of a belly and pudgy thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:14:50 2015 No.13082972 >>13082930 Because she looks more attractive that way, a woman is supposed to be soft all over. A slightly chubby belly and thick thighs is the ultimate sign of her being breedable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:21:26 2015 No.13082999 As head of disciplinary, teach her what happens to girls who want to act like delinquents and how they are punished. With my penis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:23:36 2015 No.13083009 How many items do you think patchy order off the menue when she goes to taco bell?

Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:28:09 2015 No.13083028

>>13082972
This. I cant help being attracted to plumpers like the OP (read: NOT landwhales)

I used to feel shame and tell myself it was gross but then I realized it was just magazines and other shit telling me to feel this way. Now I cringe and feel sad whenever I'm checking out and see "lose your stomach flab, FAST!"
Poor, innocent, delicious women are being tricked into being less sexy. No wonder men are turning to 2D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:31:04 2015 No.13083040 >>13083028 Wow I agree completely! Women are better with meat on them in 3D or 2D.

Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:31:15 2015 No.13083043

>>13083028
>This. I cant help being attracted to children like the OP (read: NOT toddlers)
>I used to feel shame and tell myself it was gross but then I realized it was just magazines and other shit telling me to feel this way. Now I cringe and feel sad whenever I'm checking out and see "quick makeup tricks to turn heads!"
>Poor, innocent, delicious children are being tricked into being less sexy. No wonder men are turning to 2D.
Do you see what the problem here is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:31:33 2015 No.13083048 >>13082972 >>13083028 Is patchy good for snuggling with at night for warmth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:33:11 2015 No.13083055 >>13083048 Yes, her belly will keep you as her lover warm all night even in the depths of a frozen arctic winter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:33:24 2015 No.13083058 >>13083043 That poor innocent delicious children are being tricked into being less sexy? That is indeed a very serious problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 00:51:07 2015 No.13083127 >>13083055 I want to fill her belly with lots of meat and pastries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:23:22 2015 No.13083237 >>13083127 Be careful of overfeeding your Patchy or she could explode

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:26:05 2015 No.13083248 I wanna eat snacks with her and ditch class like a rebellious bad dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:29:22 2015 No.13083270 >>13083127 I feel the same way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:31:03 2015 No.13083279 >>13083043 Yes, the problem is you equating a harmless, if odd, fat fetish to pedophilia, something that is a crime and regarded with disgust almost everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:36:14 2015 No.13083308 File: 292 KB, 862x1200, patchouli bondage10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure she misses the other classes too. Gotta even things out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:43:59 2015 No.13083349 >>13083043 How do you compare a body type preference to wanting to fuck shotas and lolis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:44:49 2015 No.13083355 >>13083279 >being fat is harmless

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:52:11 2015 No.13083383 >>13083355 In 2D it is

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 01:57:08 2015 No.13083405 >>13083355 I didn't say being fat was harmless, I said a fetish for it was. As in, fucking a landwhale harms no-one, while fucking a 10 year old does. >>13083383 So are loli and shota.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 02:01:22 2015 No.13083423 >>13083405 the only one it harms is you if you go to jail

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 02:08:21 2015 No.13083464 >>13083237 I'd fill her until shes about to pop and then rub her tummy and let her rest until she has room for more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 02:17:56 2015 No.13083502 >>13083405 >fucking a landwhale harms no-one, while fucking a 10 year old does. >all sex is violent rape below a certain age

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 02:47:27 2015 No.13083625 File: 411 KB, 1264x1653, 1420663085192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13083464 Does Patchy have the softest tummy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 03:24:53 2015 No.13083730 Ignore her and sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 04:05:31 2015 No.13083852 >>13083625 She will soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:03:14 2015 No.13083970 >>13082692 Stop shitposting the same images on /jp/ for sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 05:10:06 2015 No.13083981 "Fat/chubby" girls sure have a nice body but what about their disgusting fat faces? All your fat patchies have fat bodies with thin faces.

Anonymous Sat Feb 21 06:05:42 2015 No.13084117

>>13083981
Face fat is one of the most genetically determined things there is though. Especially when you're overweight and lose weight, it could be the first thing to go or it could stay until you cut your body fat way down. Like you can have a fat person with a nice face or an average person with a fat face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 07:17:50 2015 No.13084251 File: 197 KB, 545x800, 1419823244807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 07:19:52 2015 No.13084255 I love Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 07:59:48 2015 No.13084355 File: 941 KB, 710x1080, 1424018478055.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13084255 Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 08:30:14 2015 No.13084452 >>13083981 You'd be surprised by some chubby girls faces. Sometimes you just can't tell they're fat by their faces.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 14:05:54 2015 No.13085272 File: 522 KB, 850x620, Patchy Slippers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13082692 She's not fat you dorks. I'd be skipping P.E. with her though.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Feb 21 14:15:37 2015 No.13085323 File: 194 KB, 1366x768, ss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13082692

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 14:22:59 2015 No.13085351 >>13085323 Chubby bellies have deep belly buttons

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 14:29:42 2015 No.13085368 File: 35 KB, 245x274, 1354407471328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13085323

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 14:41:17 2015 No.13085406 >>13083308 She's missed a lot of P.E. so you should make her miss a lot of classes too. A few days should do, maybe a week.

>>	ANONIMMM Sat Feb 21 14:42:14 2015 No.13085412 OHA MANYAK ANONIM MESAJ YAZIYORUM ÜYELİK YOK KEBAPPP

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 14:43:15 2015 No.13085416 >>13083308 >worksafe.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 20:39:58 2015 No.13086475 Patchy what are you doing by yourself in the supply closet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 21:00:02 2015 No.13086558 File: 27 KB, 480x480, patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I tell the fat fuck to get back to P.E.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 21:34:27 2015 No.13086676 Milk her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 21 21:39:20 2015 No.13086698 >>13082692 Sniff her まんこ。

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 00:59:42 2015 No.13087239 File: 4 KB, 125x125, Get out of jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13083043 >>13083355 >>13083405 >>13083970 >>13085272 >Not liking plump touhous

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 01:24:13 2015 No.13087318 >>13087239 All Touhous or just plump Patchy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 01:47:14 2015 No.13087392 >skipping PE That's where all the fun is though

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 02:19:34 2015 No.13087466 >>13087392 Only if you have a cool coach. Back when I was in highschool we had an awesome coach who had us play shit like dodgeball and baseball, then the next 3 years one who just had us do running, basketball drills, and p90x the entire time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 05:18:15 2015 No.13087980 >>13087466 At my school, instead of PE I had 70 minutes of rugby league training three times a week because I was on the school team. Not including daily training afterschool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 12:33:54 2015 No.13089104 File: 223 KB, 480x360, 1401322178224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13086558

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 13:55:59 2015 No.13089448 >>13082692 Pinch her flabby tummy and offer her Makku. She's still too skinny and could run away from me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 14:59:28 2015 No.13089674 File: 127 KB, 640x480, coach-mcguirk2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] liquor before beer never fear, beer before liquor throw up quicker

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 16:05:09 2015 No.13089943 >>13083043 Not really.. children can be cute with makeup if its done right! Also toddlers can be sexy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 21:02:47 2015 No.13091380 >>13089448 >patchy >run

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 22 23:56:30 2015 No.13092289 File: 40 KB, 640x480, Legend of Galactic Heroes - 039 (CB8D2367) [Central Anime].avi_snapshot_15.31_[2011.03.08_11.16.04].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13089674 I wholly blame anime for my alcohol addiction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 23 00:31:26 2015 No.13092413 >>13092289 If coach was my dad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma8EdKPygQs

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