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Anonymous Mon Feb 9 00:43:47 2015 No.13023243 [Reply] [Original]

Hello /jp/. I was wondering, do those two-sided, typically pink, and see through onaholes I see everywhere have a specific name? And are they any good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 00:44:48 2015 No.13023247 And also while I'm here I'd like to test something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 00:45:59 2015 No.13023250 >>13023247 Huh, I heard sage was still visible here but that must've been bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:09:25 2015 No.13023373 Shameless self bump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:20:12 2015 No.13023403 >>13023250 there's no email field...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:24:16 2015 No.13023422 >>13023403 Wasn't replaced by "Options"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:40:13 2015 No.13023486 >>13023422 You're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:47:48 2015 No.13023509 >>13023486 If the options field isn't for invisible sage, then what is it for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:49:36 2015 No.13023518 >>13023509 What you'd like as a side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:53:33 2015 No.13023529 >>13023518 Mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:55:51 2015 No.13023536 >>13023529 Wrong field, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 01:59:25 2015 No.13023542 >>13023536 You make no sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:15:26 2015 No.13023572 >>13023542 Get the fuck out of my board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:19:28 2015 No.13023583 >>13023572 >wrong field >the only field that could possibly be used for sage is options >moot never implied anywhere that sage was dead >invisible sage is a thing You make no sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:28:34 2015 No.13023614 >>13023583 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:33:44 2015 No.13023630 >>13023614 If you won't address anything I've said then I can only assume you are what you assume me to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:36:27 2015 No.13023637 >>13023630 You're quoting someone who, to my knowledge, hasn't even posted in this thread and is therefore irrelevant. Maybe you should go to a more easy to understand board?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:41:12 2015 No.13023654 >>13023637 >Maybe you should go to a more easy to understand board? I'm fine, thank you. I think you might want to consider doing that yourself if my post was too complicated for you, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:54:37 2015 No.13023699 Can you please stop posting these lewd and disgusting onahole threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 02:58:48 2015 No.13023717 >>13023699 I knew I had seen onahole threads here before! Thank you for the confirmation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:58:19 2015 No.13028587 This board has been a complete shitshow since moot kicked off. Get better soon, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:31:16 2015 No.13028746 >>13028587 >fill an entire board with elitist autists >expect anything to "get better" Who am I quoting?

Anonymous Wed Feb 11 19:49:19 2015 No.13038571

Time for some education.

You know those onaholes, the Tengas, you keep seeing? You see those sexy hard plastic glow in the dark vibrators in Spencer's Gift? You know those 'back massager stress relievers' in the mail in magazines?

Super bad for your body, bros.

The sex toy industry is pretty unregulated. 99% of the sex toy shit comes from China. And, obviously, China is a shithole with shitty public standards for keeping their citizens healthy with supar dupas saef prodicks.

Long story short most toys like this contain phalates, plasticizers that melt down when in contact with other sex toys (like for fucking real, nigga) and the nasty fucking smell coming from them is actually them breaking down molecularly until they become a brittle paste. You want that shit absorbed into your bloodstream? Because once it's in it doesn't come out.

As funny as it is to post about Dragon Dildos and such, at least companies like theirs (also Tantus, VixenCreations, etc...) use PLATINUM CURE SILICONE. That's the shit you want your dick slamming into or plugging your ass. Either that or glass/steel. NOTHING ELSE.

tl;dr: if it says 'sold as a novelty only' it's a warning sign that the company KNOWS what you're going to do with it but legally aren't obligated to stop you from permanantly damaging your sexual orgams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 20:15:41 2015 No.13038651 >>13038571 >the Tengas, I doubt that any sane /jp/ would buy anything from this company.

Anonymous Wed Feb 11 22:17:08 2015 No.13039089

>>13038651
It's not just Tenga. Like I said it's like 99% of the market. Just because a toy is silicone doesn't mean it's platinum cure. And if it's from China and claiming to be plat cure, well, then they are likely full of shit because China LOVES to use cheap pvc for everything they export. Ever buy a cheap discount dvd at Walmart that comes in those thin, shitty cases and had the case smell like fucking melted shower curtains the moment you opened it up? That's what most sex toy companies use in their products!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:03:56 2015 No.13039272 >>13039089 Technically speaking is not as dirty as a real attached vagina. The inside isn't pretty either and does smell too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:07:58 2015 No.13039288 File: 217 KB, 500x343, pokeyaranaika.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13039272

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:16:09 2015 No.13039312 >>13039272 A real vag is not a toxic ooze of petrochemicals dumbass. Spaghetti smells like shit and is not pretty, but its safe to eat right? Real vags are like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 06:55:33 2015 No.13040735 >>13028746 Fuck off, nobody forces you to be here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:39:38 2015 No.13043183 best thread on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:48:16 2015 No.13043223 >>13039312 >Spaghetti smells like shit and is not pretty Uh, Anon, I don't think that's spaghetti you've been eating all these years. Someone has been playing a very very cruel joke on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 07:17:52 2015 No.13045876 >>13038571 Maybe you shouldn't be buying shitty Chinese sex toys then. Fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 15:41:01 2015 No.13047194 File: 404 KB, 1102x350, cropped-cropped-naho-bed3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these replies and no answer Not OP, but does anyone actually know? I've always been curious.

>>	Kawaii_Kommando Fri Feb 13 19:17:51 2015 No.13047951 File: 19 KB, 300x337, bump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bump because I wish to know too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 17:48:53 2015 No.13052625 File: 19 KB, 158x252, 1406065321129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why? One of the great things about closed is that you can cum with abandon without staining the chair/bed/floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 18:10:08 2015 No.13052686 >>13052625 Casca??

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 18:13:13 2015 No.13052699 File: 588 KB, 576x1024, 1406065239079.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:59:25 2015 No.13053955

So I bought a microfiber on Amazon called magic fiber or some shit. It seemed like a good deal, but when I went and wiped my onahole with one of the black cloths black powder or whatever suddenly coated her beautiful lips. Now it looks like caught some STD or some shit.
Has this happened to anyone here?
Will post pics when I get home

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